Senior Prom Dies Dinner-Dance Planned The following statement was recently received from Bill Cluley, President of the Senior Class. of financial or medical help. In the past its funds have helped maintain the Migrant Worker Day Care Center. It has provided clothing to victims of fire, and "The senior class officers provided the Bloomsbur g announce, the death of the Senior its first incubator with Prom, its having died in child- Hospital birth. For its wake there will be for pre-mature infants . An initial the following event : The senior gift of $500 will be given to the class will hold a buffet dinner- Carlough Fund with the dance at the Gus Genetti Motor Lodge in Hazleton on Friday May stipulation that any funds left in 28, 1971 from the hours of 9:00- the operating budget of the class 12:00. On one floor there will be a will also be diverted to the fund at buffet dinner served con tinously the end of the year. The officers and on the other floor there will of the class made this decision in be a rock band-Auburn-also for the three hours. The bar will be the hope of presenting the class in on the same floor as the dance for the way in which we have tried to those who don't." impress our beliefs as students upon the community for the four "The dinner-dance will cost $2 years that we have all been a ticket for any senior who has students here in Bloomsburg." paid his class dues and $4 for any guests of seniors. This is to coyer "If there is one message that the cost of the buffet dinner. The students all over the country and atmosphere should be informal the world are trying to give it is and the dress may be the same if that people mean more than anyone feels strongly about possessions. We know that the having it that way." schoolwill survive the lack of one more trophy ." "In lieu of flowers for the deceased Prom anyone who "If any senior Has any wishes may send a contribution questions concerning the dinnerto the Carlough Fund care of Mrs. dance or any other questions for Tony Sylvester." the officers of the senior class "The Senior class gift will please contact Bill Cluley undergo a similar degree of through box 290." change this year. Instead of donating another trophy to the college's collection the senior gift this year will be one of compassion and service to the community . A fund" was established last year in the name of Dr. Carlough's wife, who was a . PHEAA Scholarship funds have arrived!! Awards will be distributed as soon as the Business Office can make the 2. -258 individual checks totaling over $400,000 for the semester. Renewal applications for next year must be sent to Harrisburg before April 30,to be eligible. Summ er Registration Next Week All undergraduat e students presently enrolled at BSC who are planning to attend the 1971 summer sessions (Pre , Main , and or Post) must pre-register during the week of April 26 through May 1. Pre-registration will be conducted in the Student Union Lobby during the following hours : April 26 through April 30... 1:00 pm to 5:00 pm. May 1 9:00 am to 2:00 pm. Students will not be required to pay fees at this time. Fees are payable at session registration on the Saturday afternoon before the opening of each session . It is important for students to preregister to insure a pl ace in the classes they desire to schedule and also to facilitate registration b e f o r e each session. Students are reminded that insufficient ( continued on page eight ) respected and loved pediatrician before her death over a year ago. The fund was established in her memory to aid the children of Columbia County who are in need r —.«*— Conference Centers On Theoritician "Economic Theory — Dead End?" will be the topic of discussion at the Second Annual Economics Conference to be held Saturday, May 1, 1971, at BSC. Divided into four sessions, the conference will center its discussion on the economic theoritician as a practitioner in the solution of human problems, both economic and noneconomic. Also, economic theory will be amplified as an instrument for achieving socially desirable goals. The first session to be in Carver Hall Auditorium , will feature Dr. Robert L. Heilbroner who will deliver a talk entitled "Towards a Theory of Political Economy." Heilbroner received his early education in New York City and was awarded the Bachelor of Arts degree from Harvard University where he graduated summa cum laude. His Ph.D. was earned at the New School for Social Research where he is currently a Professor of Economics. At 11:30 a.m., Dr. Robert Dorfman will deliver a talk on "Is Economic Theory Relevant?" Dr. Dorfman , a member of the faculty at Harvard University , has been extremely active in statistical work pertaining to employment , labor , an d Concer t Band Present s ¦ unemployment. His talk will also be in Carver Hall Auditorium . Professor Kenneth Boulding will talk on "The End of Economic Growth and Its Possible Consequences " in Scranton Commons- Saturday afternoon. Boulding, born in Liverpool , England , received several scholarships in England and following the recept of teaching assignments , went on to receive his Masters from Oxford. The fourth and final session of the Economics Conference will be a panel discussion with moderator Dr. Grant N. Farr. Panelists will be Prof. Kenneth Boulding, Dr. Robert Heilbroner , Dr. Robert Dorfman, Dr. Philip Siegel, Associated Professor of Economics, Bloomsburg State College. Dr. Farr has been chairman oi the Department of Economics at the Pennsylvania State University since 1963. He was previously a member of the faculty at the University of Colorado for a period of thirteen years. The Department of Economics cordially invites friends and their families to the Conference. There is no registration fee. Registration and coffee will be in the lobby of Carver Hall from 9:30 to 10:30 p.m. People Marc h 6r. Ltt ttr Kltft , Profess or of Chtmli try at BuckntH Unive rsity, Ours is the government of the people. That's what they say. But our governm ent w ages war , our government destroys , our The Maroon and Gold Concert government kills. Yet we are not Band of BSC will present a a nation of warlords, dest roy ers program of "pops" music in and murderers. It is only a few . Haas Center for the Arts on the Ours is the government of the college campu s on Sunday, April people, and the people must be 25, 1971 beginning at 8:15 p.m. heard. The public is invited and there is no admission charge. Join the peop le , the American! who must be heard if the war is The seventy-piece ensemble, ever going to end . How? The directed by Stephen C. Wallace of Spring Movement to end the war the Music Department , will has already begun . "It was a perform light concert selections long, cold , reflective winter. Now familiar to many concert-goers: it is time to come together and "All Through the Night" ; "The renew t h e st ruggle f or human Great Gate of Kiev ",, "Bugler's rights , civil rights and pea ce/' Holiday ", a medley of wellknown Bur t Bach arac h tunes , The March to End the " War ib and selections from the suc- tomorrow. The people are mus i cal bringing their feelingsbefore the Eng li sh cess f u l "Oliver. " government. From April 26 until May 4, the people will be lobbying The "Warsa w Concerto ", within their government, trying featuring piano with band ac- to gain the long-delayed access companimen t, and directed by which will give the government Nelson A. Miller , former director back to the people. The lobbying of t he col lege ban d, will be a action will be followed by large special item in the concert. Mrs. scale , non-v iolent demonSaundra Hopkins Kumpi, a piano strations in Washington which student of Mr. Miller , will be the will culminate in a national piano soloist . moratorium on May 5. Saturd ay Afterno on session of the Twentieth Annual Meeting of the Pennsylvania Association of College Chemi stry Teachers , to bo hold on the BSC campu s on Friday and Saturday, A pril 23«24« The college dance orchestra , the Studio Band , will also be featured In four selections from the jazz- dance medium . Info Cente r Opens At the beginning of this t h e f our class presidents met with various administrators to explain the idea of a central location where stu dents could go to fi nd out administra tive , faculty and studen t information. The proper steps were taken, and the administrators gave their full cooperation ; the physical materials were provided, the only thing lacking was the information. Finally, some information hai been provided. The center will be open Tuesday and Thursday from 9:00 a.m. until 5:00 p.m. The Student Information Center (SIC) is located in room 319 Waller Hall , P.O. Box 366 Waller, telephone 784-4660, extension 351. n sem est er , will deliv er a n address en "Joseph Priestly In Ame rica " at the This is more than a Spring Movement, it is the beginning of a new country. A country of the people. Your country. __.__J^^ j -^»^.m»^^^^ Jj L—^^ --^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^BlB ^B^B^»^^ *^ ^^^ "B^" B^^^ ^^ ^^^^^^^^^ iL l i! I. ^TFSftnE ^ E^ E^ E^ EC^-*^J ^ ^^ ¦^^^ Ba^a^a j im sachetti Sophomore Field Experience — sounds like a scientific term for something two second year students would have out behind Haas . In reality it 's a trip home ; back to your old high school or one like it t o find out the awful tru t h about that glorious career called teaching. As any of the Sop homores who experienced their experience over vacation can tell you , it's highly unusual , very frig h tening and a t t imes depressing . On March 4, all sop homores in Secondar y Ed. were summoned to Hartline for a meeting concerning this mysterious experience. As I was fighting my way through the wind and snow (remember ?) , I passed t wo pledges pulling their rubber duck up and down the icy sidewalk behind the Union . It was an omen. At t he mee ting there was a nice man (a Mr. Aumiller , I believe) telling us t ha t t he Ex perience was not " re quired " , but that " it was strongl y reco mmended. " Tha t was enough for me. Knowin g bet ter than to ienore a The Pill to end all pills Well That 's What They Told Me... Dictionary please . Thank you...Let' s see, highball , hipp opotamus , h i s t o r y . ..hmmm.... " a statemen t of what has ha ppened "...Oh that 's good, I was afraid that there would be something in there abou t it having to be true: Well God Bless America , there isn 't , we 're' saved. The American account of events—as they happen— seems to have difficulty in separ ating the legends from the truth , and in deciding who gets credit for what. ..regardless of whether he did it or not . All throug h my " formal " education I was under the impression that Paul Revere actuall y made that famou s ri deguess what! Thank s to Juicy Fruits ' Fun Facts to Know the tru th comes out ! He was cap- tured and never made it to Concord...Ah ha but Prescot t did ? Prescott , nobody mentioned a Prescott ...Credit where credit is due ...the great American way. And t hen there 's good old /' Georgie Washington ^who never ' * chopped down a cher ry tree . Countless American families have 'seen their prize cherry tree bite the dust because Jr . wanted to be "j ust like Geor g ie Washington "!!! Save the grief— tell the kid the tru th . Whoever said history had to be cute. ..it would be nice if it was factual ! Ah—new field to strike at— scientific history ( treading on tender toes now, better be careful what I say. ..) Galileo...famous for his theories on gravity , and the like...no, I' m not going to tell you there is no gravit y...But do you remember that little tale about him dropping two weights from the Tower of Pisa? Well I 'm not saying he did n 't do it (see, I' m being careful ) but he was a mathematician as well as an ex perimentalist—the local grapevine has it (with probably more t ruth than most history books) that he never performed tha t experiment—i t was done by a studen t of his...whatever his name was—Credi t...yeah I know , I said it before . I saved the best for last... Columbus , w e all kn ow him , he discov ered America —yeah , and I rowed the boat he came over VOl«. IL THE MAROON AND GOLD Bill Teitsworth Editor-in-Ch ief Business Manager Managing Editor Now* Editor Co-PMturo Editors Sports Editor Copy Edit or • NO, 42 Linda Bnnts Co-Circ ulation Mgrs. Pat Halter Carol Klshb augh k Photo Editor Mark Poucart Art Editor John ftur gln Adver tising Managor Pam Hlckay Konnoth C. Hoffman Advi sor STAFF: Katt Calpin , Jim Chapman , Carmon Clullo , Lora Duckworth , Karon Kt inard , Cindy Michansr , Tom Schofiald, Glon Spot ts , Suo Spraguo , Fra nk Piuo li, Josso Jamas, Davo Koltor , Donna Skomik y, Mary Ann Potrusa , ChoH nchak , A. Rok nht , Nancy Van Ptlt, Goorgianna Spallman, Mlko Mlkloi, Mlko Yarma y, Jim Nallo , Jo* col umnists and faatura wrltors, , All opinions oxprossad by lMl*idtn g.lottor-to-t ho-oclltor , aro not nacatsar lly thoso of tho pub lication but of Individual *. Call Ext. 123 or Wri t* Ml stron g recomm endatio n at BSC, I rushed ri ght home to my old high school ( the nam e of which shall remain hidden due to the fact that what I saw there probabl y goes on in every high school). After a shor t twenty minute wai t , I got to see the princ ipal: "Good Aftern oon, my name is James Sachet ti and I used to go to school here and now I go to Bloomsbu r g Sta te College BREATH and the college has this program called Soph. .. " "Yes , I' ve heard all about it before . Of course if you want to teach in my school y ou 'll have to come neatl y dressed with your hair cut and a clean shave. " On the wa y out , I passed a teacher taking be ts on the upcoming Frazier -Ali fight. I figured I'd better go get my hair cut. So, on t he day af ter Eas t er , I arrived wi t h a clean sha ve a haircu t and a clean conscience. Af ter mee ting the teacher whose classes I would be teaching , he informed me that he was free firs t period and that I could go to the teachers lounge for a smoke . In case you 've forgotten (or blotted ?ut ) your high school day s, I'll refresh .your memory . in...I t was named after Vespucci , Teachers aren 't allowed to who arrived here after Colum - smoke in the halls or in class ; it bus...bu t remember the Vikings? may corruptthe students. So they They were here first , they tried t o congrega t e in a tiny room where set up se t tlements in the they take secretive drags on the 900's. ..maybe the settlements evil weed. swear You 'd didn 't make it...but they were cigarettes were illegal . here—and above all they were I decided to wait for lunch here FIRST ! period when I could smoke with a And we 'll go on following in the clear conscience and attended footsteps of our forefathers in one of my old English teacher 's falacious history ...right into 1971. Wai t till the hist ory books come in with the da ta on the Vietnam Conflict (not war , children , thou sands of people died...but it wasn 't a war. ) Think of the lies we can tell a bout having not been involved in a war of years. ..field day. But maybe it won 't be like "Hey , you 're standing on my that....Maybe the conflict won 't head! " end.. .Maybe it won 't end on t ime! "Hel p, I can ' t br eathe !" emp "C-c-c an you see the door fr-frfrom here ?" No, it isn 't a riot — just a mass of disgusted stud ents who are wai ting to get schedule changes . Dear Sir: Maybe you were one of the for Is justice served by punishing t unate st udent s who liked his one man , Lt. Wm. L. Calley Jr., schedule ; but if you weren 't , then for an act committed in a war like me you were one of those ? ^ * ¦ ii^Baa^BiB^Bsas ^sM ¦ *1 classes, it was a mstory class ; with the tea cher market the way it is today , you 've got to be versa tile. He had a stud ent teacher working with him so we sat in the back and talked . "You know all those theories of teachin g they teach you in school, well that 's about wha t they are ...theories . You'll never learn a thin g about teaching until you get up in fron t of a class and teach . " Late r he informed me that a _» ^• . _ good tea cher has to have a good sense of humor . He has to be an en tertainer so to speak. Visibly shake n , I went to m£et my first , class. I arrive d at the class and found my first educatio n theory lying dead in the seats . Where were the t hirty -two bright - eyed , bushytailed , eager to learn students? Where was the intellectual curiosi ty I had expected to find wri tt en all over th eir faces ? The only written thing I could find was the graffiti on the desk tops . And as far as bri ght eyes, I suppose that was a bit much to expect on a Monday morning. Undau nted , I figured tha t the show would go on . There was only one problem , the actor was on stage but where the hell was the audience ? Back in the 19th Century , some Sociologist claimed that he could spot a crimina l by looking at his face . The theory never held for criminals but I'd like^o revive it and appl y it to students. Sittin g in the back were four or five of the / contin ued on pag* ; three) To Schedul e or Not to Sched u le . Lette r between nations ? disgusted students waiting and America is at the crossroads . I t waiting and waiting. could do so much good for A couple of weeks after I humanity 's sake were we to take wonder why the mess-up—Penn the following steps : State has five times as many 1) Restore full freedom and military . dor Romson Tom Funk Sam Trapano j .m Sachotti Tarry Blast J ack Hoffman &^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ B¦ ¦K / honors and pay to Lieutenant William Calley Jr . with the public apology due him . 2) Demand member s of Congress and Presiden t Nixon to exert every effort for the return of our prisoners of war. 3) Settle an undeclared war at a peace table and re turn our servicemen from Vietna m , Laos , and Cambodia , etc., im- mediately . 4) Instant use of our human resources in making and restoring America and other parts of the world . Will you take the time to ask your friend s, neighbors , clubs , churches , to write , telephon e or wire without delay to Pr esident Richard M. Nixon and members of Congress , Washington , D.C. And on behalf of our pri soners of war , won 't you also write for their relea se? To: President Tom Due Thang , Democratic Republic of Vietnam , Hanoi , c-o Ameri can Red Cross Help Our P.O.W. 's, Box 1600, Wa shington , D.C. 20013. Let 's all keep writing , working , praying , until .victory is achieved . Sincerely, Margaret Gordon students and I never heard of their having problem s . Why the been , the old system could take days of standing in line . A few students practiced " unethical means of getting schedule cards , " which was unfair to others . "Boys went through the girls locker room , and climbed through the windows of the Men 's Room , " "athletes pretended to be at practice and would gain access to the scheduling area , upperclass men woul d pick up cards for friends who were scheduling later , and some students even fixed or exchan ged admission cards to get in earlier . " Those of you who can remember back to those da ys can change anyw ay? Wha t was so also rememb er being searc hed wron g with the old systems tha t a change was warranted ? So I went to the Registrar and asked . You 're pro bably thinkin g that this is an overwor ked subject an d the poor thing should be lef t to die in peac e. Well , you 're wrong — halfway , any way . With scheduling coming up again something needs to be done. The Registra r , much to my amazemen t , was frien dly and completely answere d each of my questions . Here are some of his statement s. I 'll then let the evaluation of scheduling up to you . 1. Out of the 1,580 application s received for schedule chang es , only 70 were rejecte d. 2. This is the first time for computer scheduling and the fir st time th at the Office of the Registra r handle d all facet s of schedul e chang es and scheduling . 3. Why the chang e to «' computer sched uling "? The old system was fine for a small college with a few hund red student s , but if Bloomsburg keeps growing at the pa ce it has for schedule cards as you went out . Are th ese mature college students? Under the computer system this pra ctice could be kept at a minimum . The computer does not give you the times you like and your favorit e profess ors , however , it does give you , especially the lower classmen a larger percen tage of the cours es you first schedule , as compared to the old system . 4. Wha t a bout changes ? There are a lot being made tha t we students will probably not even hear about : (l) like mee tings with different departments ( tha t schedule favorite courses at the same time , causing conflic ts ) to find different times , add (2) more organized change procedu res . 5. Want to help the new system go along smoothly — or at least smoother? No matter how much you hate the unhuman computer , make sure you gr id your schedule form correctly . • 4 The schedule you foul may be your own!" B.Knelly Record Review Rod Ste wart Faces , and Sweet Ladie s by Blass (If this article is read in the spirit it was conceived possibly, namely a bottle of apple wine, it can be a Boone to mankind ) —Small Faces. —Look Blass, quit trying to offend me. —What offend you? What dc, you mean? All 1 said was Small[ Faces. —Yeah well, you think you 're smart mentioning that for at cheap laugh. i —Mentioning WHAT for a cheap laugh? —Rabbit turds. —Cough. Ahem . Uh, rabbit turds? —Yeah. Rabbit turds. You said it, I didn't. —Oh yeah? When? —Just now . When you said about small feces . —Schmuck , that' s Small Faces ! None of the above ever happened. Which is called , at worst, lying. At best it's called storytelling. And that's w h a t Rod Stewart and the Faces exemplify best: storytelling. Rememberance — Way back in fifth grade or so I used to know this Rod Stewart. No, not the Rod Stewart this review's about , just a rod stewart. Anyway, this kid was always in trouble, always rebelling, a n d he gave me my first outlaw-hero image to look up to. And like any rebel-outlawfifth-grade-hero, he had s o m e ! real great stories—like the one! about his sister and Sonny Hubbs. Now about Sonny Hubbs. About ten years ago in Mt. Carmel a young guy shot a bartender, or something like that. The kid was named Sonny Hubbs. Most people said the bartender deserved getting his shots back , but the Blue Meanies didn 't seem to think so. That poor kid was hunted like a wild animal. A regular manhunt was regulated, and p a r e n t s warned their kids "Go to bed early or Sonny Hubbs will get you ." Needless to say, the kids got to bed. But Sonny wasn 't so lucky. He wasn't caug h t , but they found him some months later : cold-dead behind the Park Restaurant in Shennadoah. Hardly a grand fate for an outlaw. Coulda been worse though, they could have found the Park him INSIDE Restaurant. You needed that to understand rod Stewart's story . Ya see, rod 's family had an outdoor toilet. Now one dark night about the time of the search for Sonny , rod is sitting on the throne enjoying his privacy . Suddenly the outhouse door crea k s open , rod stops , pou nding heart wondering. Who—? Ah heck , it' s h is sister , the old coot , an d it's so dar k she doesn't know he's inside too. And the next thing he knows she's about to occupy his seat with him still in it. Thinking fast , rod reaches u p , gra bs, and y ells "SONNY HUBBS ! SONNY HUBBS! " The timeliness of his remark quite literally boweled his sister over...she was released some years later , having somewhat recovered from the nervous breakdown. Now THAT'S a great story, a true drinking story if I ever heard one. Stories—that's Rod Stewart. And Faces. Faces—ya may know them better as* Small Faces. They never made it big in the States, no matter how good a rock singer ol Stevie Marriot was, and he was, so they 're best known to some for that single, "Itchycoo Park ," which has lately been drugged a foul of the FU , uh , FCC. They had three albums, the "Park " orje, a double 'live one, and "Odgen 's Nut Gone Flake," which was, well, storytelling. It never sold. Maybe because it was round-shaped, designed to look like a tin of Nut Flake. But what an album , early British rock , Cockney Cockney accents, some of the loudest bass I've ever heard , sounds so good you could bathe in their afterg low. Such songs, great dirty wine-swizzling songs, like the one about "Renee," the girl who's the dockers' delight, who seems to have kids of every shape and color, who has love if ya want it, just stand in line, fella , cuz with Renee "Love is like a hole in the wall." (Sound familiar? Never fear — Mr. Sachetti has already taken legal actions, and for quite some time now he's been Sueing. ) And side two was this long fairy tale told in the strangest accent this side of Tolkien, all about Happiness Stan and his search ; his rideupon a giant fly ; the fly 's song (like all fly songs, a real zipper); his meeting with Mad John, the cave hermit who has the answer, which is "Life is like a bowl of oatmeal, you wake up in the morning and it's there." But one morning Small Faces woke and Marriot was gone, joined with Humble Pie, and if you've ever heard them ' you know why they 're modest pies: They 're crummy. So Small Faces faded avuav • Rod Stewart — he did two albums with Jeff Beck, and ya knew he was good when he pulled off "Old Man River " without having it sound its natural hokey self. Ya knew he was a damn good vocalist from his phrasings, weird, twisted, out-of-joint , and then ya figured out that he wasn't out-of-joint-time-and-place , it was the BAND. No mean feat considering the band had Ron Wood , Mickey Waller, Jeff Beck , and Nicky Hopkins. The split with Beck came ; Stewart did a solo album which used that distinctive voice, the rasp of a front gate to a New Orleans cathouse, to effects only hinted at with Beck. Who else would have had the balls to inte rpret "Street Fighting Man "? Who else could write a lyric like "If I could live it all again , I wou ld n 't change a thing"? Time passed — a new album , "Gasoline Alley, " revealed Stewart as a songwriter and storyteller of power. The title cut , the way it gets into the feeling of a guy old and dying and wanting to please be buried back home where he st arted f rom , nobody else could make ya feel that. And nobody else could steal "It's All Over Now " from the Stones, "My Way of Giving " from Marriot, and "Country Comforts"from his old buddy Elton John. \nd his own "Lady Day " and "Joe 's Lament" have been known to make grown men cry in their drinks thinking of one-sided love affairs , the girls they knocked up and left behind , thp eirls who left them behind... The session work on his albums introduced Stewart and Wood to drummer Jones , organist McLagan , and guitarist Lane, and Small Faces was reborn. The "First Step" album wasn't bad , a bit methodical , lik e 'they were playing off sheet music. But ya k n e w they 'd make it yet, the way the banjo-picked "Stone," the wicked version they did on Dylan 's messenger, the way "Around The Plynth " sounded light years away from the version with Beck. ("Every night for a year .I've slept alone... ") Roger McGuinn says music is stories. The Stewart Faces album , "Long Player," is stories. And this time they Vemade it , it's a spontaneous record , even on studio cuts. If "Flake " sounded like it was recorded in a Lionel Atwill dungeon , LP sounds like it was done in Hess's Tavern . Especially on the live cuts , lik e "I Feel So Good " by Big Bill Boozy...uh , Broonzy . A boozing, storytelling album . There's the party of "Had Me A Real Good Time." There 's the come-on to the chick "On The Beach," and shute if the skinny kid doesn 't make it. There's a 1:55 tra ditional , "Jerusalem ," which some people think too artificial . Jerusalem is not fake, Israel. There's the opening rocker, "Bad N Ruin ," with Stewart wailing "Mother don't you recognize your son?" There's a live version of "Maybe I'm Amazed," that magnificient song from a dull album, and Stewart's introduction : "Here's one y a may all know, ya may not know it , and if ya don't know it, 1really don't know where ya been." It's scary . They follow McCartney so closely ya think it's him , it's really aPauling , an d t h en Stewart comes in and eludes the illusion. And how about Ronnie Lane 's "Tell Everyone": "The smile on your face comes straight from your heart...to wake up with y ou ma k es m y morn ings so bright I wipe the sleep from my eyes when you tell me your dreams..." and so lovely on, as the lover tells everyone a secret he must share, a story. Remember how freshly out of place Richards' "You Got The Silver " seeme d on "Let It Bleed"? Wood 's "Richmond" even sounds like "Silver ": "I wish, I wish I was in Richimond , I do, I would, I wish, I, I wish I was back home. I' m waiting here in New York City . The rain is falling .There's no one cares^ There's no one loves me here . The women, they may look very pretty. And some they know it..." to the sound of a guitar gently weeping sliding as Wood' tells us he has no need for any chick but his...ah , you've a rich mound * Virginia...a story . And then, the resisting French piece, the masterpiece of the album , the v one track where Stewart and Faces and lyrics and song blend the best into the bittersweet "Sweet Lady Mary ": "Sweet Lady Mary...wakes in the morning with her breakfast in Ibed . I tried to help her but I did not know how . I tried to love her but it's all over now . Nothing left to comfor t me, Except a sunny day. Steal away, steal away." Crying guitar , ghostly organ , a little philosophy: "All of the stones along the dusty old road, With every footstep one more tale is told, With every turning one more sight to see. Sweet Lady Mary 's seen the last of me. A lesson is learnt, I'll never come this way again." Man , I can hear those grown men a-weeping, asking for another shot (not the Sonny Hubbs kind) . I can hear them trying to tell Joe their biggest problems, cuz nobody takes small problems to a bar. And Stewart sings on , how her Spanish habits are so hard to forget , how she lied with every breath , how he knew all along he'd have to quit...hoo yeah, can'tcha see those guys grasping for another drink , hands shaking... But wait...shades of Michael Drayton, there's still hope. The last stanza , Stewart's final try : I think I'll go back home and start all over again , where the Gulf Stream waters tend to ease the ipaln,, and on a new day when I've mended the wound, Sweet Lady Mary 's gate I swear I'll be bound "...and they guzzle down the drink, getting scared when they remember too much , thinking of one-sided love affairs and losing all they had , bout the girls they knocked up and left behind , about the girls who knocked THEM up and left them behind. What a song...the best storytelling on an album of story sung by one of the best story tellers...a drinking album , but an album which deserves no uuus. Yes sir, those Rod Stewarts are some spinners of tales. Particularly Faces ' Stewar t, who did "Gasoline Alley " on one bottle of brandy, who makes "Long Player " sound like something that belongs in every pub in the land , even though we don 't have any pubs...yessir, makes me w a n t to go to England , where they make those great rocknroll bands, Stones, Procu l H arum , Pink Floyd (rocknroll?) , Faces. Makes a guy a l most f or g et a bout t h ose sweet lady maries and Gulf Stream wa t ers , nta k es y a want t o feel that warm wine settling down there as ya rub elbows with little people with big problems ...sure , why. not?...I know one Rod Stewart already, did any wa y , so why not THE Rod Stewart , betch a he 'd appreciate Sonny Hubbs.!.bet he's quite a drinker.,.and I bet he knows some damn good stories, top. ...hey , you think the rabbit turds is funny , how about the guy who thought the new Canned (Continued from page two) saddest looking characters I'd ever seen. They were dressedlike the guests of honor at a 1950 frat party.and the only things on their desks were their heads. 1 later found out that they were all Future Farmers of America and not terribly interested in World Cultures. Nearer the front were several people, busily working on their French homework. Near the windows, a couple too obviously in love discussed whatever it is couples in love discuss. The rest of the class just sat there with a kind of blank stare that betrayed their disinterest. After theteacher 'sintrodueuon, the curtain went up and I decided to start with a surefire opener: "Well, it looks like you're stuck with me for the rest of the week." Silence, more blank stares and a small moan from one of the sleepers, I was off to a goodstart. "Today we're going to talk about the Nupe tribe. How many have read the assignment?" Not a hand went up. One of die lovers whispered something and they both giggled. Paranoia was setting in. "Well, let's begin with a short history of the tribe." I went on lecturing and after a few minutes realized something was wrong: nobody was taking notes. They weren't even following in the book because most of them didn't have it with them. I tried to remember some of my Ed. Psych, and themit hit me: start a discussion. "The Nupe live in Nigeria. Where is Nigeria located?" . A hand went up, hooh ha ha, I had succeeded "Africa ." "I know it's in Africa , tins section of the book is on African tribes. Where in Africa?" "Dunno." "Look in your book. There's a map on page 790." "I don't have my book, can I go to my locker to get it?" "No, forget it. Does any one else know?" N o one k new and even th ose who had their books didn't feel like opening them. I moved on talking about the Nupe family system, economy and customs. My delivery was interrupted only four more times ; twice for announcements ( "There will be a track meet... ") , once f or a girl with the absentee list, and once when I went on a futile searchfor chalk along the length of the chalk tray. After class, the teacher told me that I had done well. He said that he felt he was doing his job if he reached one or two. Another one of those educational theories lay dea d i n the doorwa y of that cl assroom as I f earlessly went to meet my next class. I'm happy to report that things improved from there on in. By th e end of the week I had gotten a few discussions going, made some friends anJ Earned a lot. It was quite an experience (after all, that's what the man told ua It would be) ; it took away a lot of my Idealism but replaced it with a lot of practical advice : for example , if you want to teach, JHea t album with Joh n Lee was a don 't get married . You can't rock opera about a sex-star ved afford to do both. Keep that in prostit ute?...yeah...thought that mind you future teachers, you on account of the title, ya bearers of knowledge, you lucky see..."Hooker N Heat" ... people. Eart h Actio n Week April 19-25 I Saturda y, Aoril 24, the Bloomsbur g Recycling Committee wil l be workin g for one of their busiest days collecting your paper, glass , and aluminum cans at the Recycling Cente r on Iron (photo by Sch lesinger). Street between 8th and 9ths Sts. Beaches Shut Dow n The Environmental Protection Agency has instituted an annual public report on the number of beaches in the United States shut down by health authorities because of pollution. A preliminary survey of beach closing was launched last July and the fragmentary reports obtained in this initial effort showed that 91 beaches have been closed or posted as polluted in recent years. Some were closed or posted permanently, some Solutions Wi th several million leadpoisoned waterfowl headed the environmental down drainpipe in 1970, the Federation found it difficult to accept that in an age of moon-shooting technology industry still could not solve a century old problem by finding a usable non-toxic waterfowl shot. temporarily , including the nearby Lake Gene at Red Rock . Also a total of 13 beaches were classified as "not recommended" for bathing and 10 as "unsatisfactory for use". In some instances, reports said only that a "num ber " of lakes, streams, and reservoirs had been classified as "not recommended" by State Health Departments. Beach closings also have an vadverse economic impact. Millions of dollars are lost each year because of beach shutdowns. Polluted water prevents the opening of new beaches to meet the ever increasing recreational needs of a growing population. Here 's one example : The Arkansas River has no beaches. Although about 30 recreational area s along the river included plans for beaches, none ar e being constructed to avoid exposing the public to the polluted river. Man can live only a few minutes without air to breathe. And only a few days without water. Now both our air and water — including our drinking water — are dangerously polluted. In fact , a recent nationwide study of 969 water systems, conducted by the U.S. Government's Burea u of Water Hygiene , showed that many Americans are actually drinking water hazardous to their health. Arsenic, lead, and fecal bacteria were found in many systems. They were most frequent in smaller community systems serving less than 100,000 people. Only 10 per cent of all water systems in the study had appropriate programs of bacteriological surveillance. 77 per cent of the water plant operators were inadequately trained in fundamental water microbiology . And at least half the systems had not been examined for years by state or county authorities. There is evidence that pollution is now affec ting almost all the water on the planet . Mercury pollution, for example , was recently detected in the livers of fur seals in the Pacific. The seals are usually free from contaminants since they live in unusually deep water and feed several hundred miles off the coast. Smoke pours from the Milco plant in Bloomsburg as usual. Foiiution ol the oceans can The Air Pollution Control Bureau in WiHia msport assures us destroy the plankton'that produce that the installation of filters has reduced the emission to a 70 per cent of the oxygen in the atmosphere. Water pollution — safe level. ( Photo by Max Schlesin ger). let alone already prevalent air pollution—can drastically reduce the amount of oxygen in the air necessary for human survival. To find out more about how pollution affects the air we breathe , contac t the The Environmental Protection the air has to be this clean. It's up Susquehanna Valley Tuber- Agency has proposed air to the states to decide' how to do culosis and Health Society . It's a pollution standards that would it. If they want to ban auto traffic , matter of life and breath. outlaw the air in many of the we say 'Good Luck.' " The air standards contained in nation 's cities. These standards have been set the proposals go into effect in by law at levels required to 1975. Many states may choose to protect public health and comply before that date. If a welfare. So far six pollutants state fails to act by that time, have been listed for control : however , EPA is authorized to car b on monox id e , sul phur step in and develop imdioxide , hydrocarbons , par- plementation plans for it. ticulate matter, nitrogen oxides The 1970 Clean Air Act and photoc hemical oxidan ts . Amendments which required the Others may be named as in- new standards also provide that formation becomes available. sta t es ma y set stan dar ds stricter The standard s proposed by than the national ones. EPA' s Air Pollution Control The EPA proposals were This symbol , designed by Unu Office contain no recompublished in the January 30 st udent Harversify of Florida mendations on how to meet the F e d era l R eg ister an d are open to old E. Barcey, is being connew standards, leaving it up to comment for 45 days. Within side red for use on a U.S. posthe states to figure out a way to another 45 days the agency will tage stamp. It symbolize s the clean up their air. review the comments and publish goal of man in balance with A NAPCA spokesman said , a final set of standards. States nature ; mankind' s most vital "We're not telling the states they will th en h ave n ine months to goal. It is currently being used have to ban auto traffic or shut submit plans for controlling their down factories. We're j ust saying sources of air pollution. •s a symbol of environmental Illegal Air throu ghout th e United reason States and Canada . If you be* lieve the symbol and its intr insic meaning deserve the recognition of use on a U.S. posta ge stam p, pl»ate write : George King, Director of Phil ately, c/o Citizens Stamp .Advisory ComDepartmlttee . Post Office ment. Washin gton , D.C., 20260. Fi re ^^^^ An estimated g I * , jj ' i s j 130 person s I annually lose their lives in litter- •boms burg Isn 't too small to have pol lution . It Isn't too •matt to do something about It elthtr. Are you willing to work for a cleaner environme nt? (P.'ioto by Schleslngor) fed fires ; every 12 minutes a home is destroyed or damag ed by a fire star ting in tra sh. Adul ts between the ages of 21 and 35 litter three times as much as people over fifty and twice as much as those in till 35-49 age bracket , says Keep America Beautiful . Orasi fires simila r to th i rodent on* at the Kaw nee r plant naar the Bloomsburg Airp ort havt becom e a ma|or probltm across the state . Governor Shapp has Isttra d a proclam ation to limi t the us* of fir * during this critical period. (Trapan e phot o), This Is Your Land So Water The water pollution pies are part of a new publication by the Eastern Kodak Company designed to help individuals and interested groups harness the power of photography as a tool in environmental action projects. The title of this fifty-six page pamphlet is "Improve Your Environment...Fight Pollution with Pictures" and is available from photographic dealers or directly from Kodak at a cost of $1. Write to Eastman Kodak Company, Corporate Information , 343 State Street , Rochester, N.Y. 14650. "V Koda k Cans Trash Ocean Dump ing Facets of Pollution Clarified A continuing worldwide anti- which is available through the litter, anti-pollution campaign company 's headquarter 's in that will present one of the Rochester , New York. The Ocean pollution is clearly a largest volume anti-litter booklet takes its title from a threat to worldwide fishing and messages ever printed w a s statement by Dr. Louis K. Eilers, recreation , but of basic announced this week by Eastman company chairman : "At Kodak importanceindustries to all life on this we have made a commitment to Kodak Company. planet is the fact that the The cure for the great A new anti-litter symbol has the future to do our share — and microscopic phytoplankton in the I'hosphate problem may be been designed for use by Kodak, more — in order to make the oceans produce a large portion of vvorse than the disease. There has but is also being offered to other communities where we operate our oxygen supply. Estimates are t>een new concern about the companies who share Kodak's better places in which to live, to that trees and other green plants pjremature substitution of certain interest in this aspect of en- work, and to enjoy the fruits of within the borders of the U.S. rlew untested ingredients for the our labors." vironmental quality. produce 60 per cent of the oxygen p>hosphate in some laundry Kodak announced the program we use up each year — the rest of tietergents to reduce water the oxygen required to preserve lpollution. in " a letter from Gerald B. ZorThe Melancholy Accident the present level of about 23 pep now, president, to the presidents The effects of pouring billions is a monthly environmental of some of the country 's leading cent oxygen in the atmosphere do something about It either. Are you willing to work for a •loaner environment? ( Photo by Schlesinger) An estimated 130 persons annuall y lose their lives in litter * fed fires ; every 12 minutes a home is dest royed or damaged by a fire starting in tra sh. Adul ts between t he ages of 21 and 35 litter thr ee times as much as people over fifty and twice as !much as those in tHe 3549 age ]bracket, says Keep America Beautiful . Orass fl rei simi lar to the reoent on* at me Kawne e r plant tw *r the Bloo msburg Ai rport have becom e a major problem across the state . Governo r Snapp has Issued a proclamation to limi t the use of flr a during thi s critical period. (Trapane phot o). This Is Your Land So Wate r The water pollution pies are part of a new pu blication by the Eastern Kodak Company designed to help individuals and interested groups harness the power of photography as a tool in environmental action projects. The title of this fifty-six page pamphlet is "Improve Your Environment...Fight Pollution with Pictures" and is available from photographic dealers or directly from Kodak at a cost of $1. Write to Eastman Kodak Company , Corporate Information , 343 State Street , Rochester, N.Y. 14650. Kodak Cans Trash Ocean Dump ing Facets of Pollution Clarified A continuing worldwide anti- which is available through the litter, anti-pollution campaign company 's headquarter 's in that will present one of the ? Rochester, Nev, York. The Ocean pollution is clearly a largest volume an ti-litter booklet takes its title from a threat to worldwide fishing and messages ever printed w a s statement by Dr. Louis K. Eilers, recreation but of basic announced this week by Eastman company chairman: "At Kodak importanceindustries, to all life on this we have made a commitment to planet Kodak Company. is the fact that the The cure for the great A new anti-litter symbol has the future to do our share — and microscopic phytoplankton in the Phosphate problem may be been designed for use by Kodak, more — in order to make the oceans produce a large portion of worse than the disease. There has but is also being offered to other communities where we operate our oxygen supply. Estimates are been new concern about the companies who share Kodak's better places in which to live, to that trees and other green plants* premature substitution of certain interest in this aspect of en- work , and to enjoy the fruits of within the borders of the U.S. new untested ingredients for the our labors." vironmental quality. produce 60 per cent of the oxygen phosphate in some laundry Kodak announced the program we use up each year — the rest of detergents to reduce water the oxygen required to preserve pollution. in*a letter from Gerald B. ZorThe Melancholy Acci dent now, president, to the presidents the present level of about 23 per The effects of pouring billions is a monthly envir onmental of some of the country 's leading cent oxygen in the atmosphere of pounds of table salt, washing newspaper publishe d by the corporations. comes from the oceans. If ocean soda, or similar chemicals into Mid-Atlantic Student Council dumping kills more of the marine our lakes and streams may well The symbol is a trash container on Pollution and life that Envir onproduces oxygen we be a much greater threat to our designed to spell the words might be in for real trouble. environment than continued use "Litter Here." ment for students in the MidRecognizing this threat to our of phosphates. Trading the better The objective of the message is Atlantic States. Free subexistence, a number of bills have known effects of a chemical that simple — a plea for everyone to scriptions to the student already been introduced in the could .be easily removed from use a trash container for litter. newspape r may be obtained Congress to ban ocean dumping sewage, such as phosphate, for "It is our hope," Zornow said, fay writing to The Editor , (which now amounts to about 50 the unknown effects of hard-to "that this symbol will become a Melancholy Accident , P.O. million tons of wastes, per an- remove chemicals may be a bad visible reminder to all of us of the Box 5504 Charlottesville , num !). bargain , ecologically and need to protect our en- Virginia 22W3. economically. vironment." One prominent use of the . symooi win De as a repeaieu | design on wrap material for most! varieties of Kodak film. Zornow I indicated the hope that other] manufacturers will also pick up the symbol. "W e are no t trademarking the design ," Zornow indicated , "and we will be happy to have others use it." George B. Hartzog, Director of j the National Park Service , commented on the Kodak program as follows : "Any effort to remind the Americans of the need to be concerned a bout preserv ing the beauty of their natural resources, deserves the support and appreciation of all who use and enjoy our public park lands. "A program of this magnitude should effectively support our continuing campaign to persuade our v isit ors to t a ke noth i ng but pi ctures , leave noth ing but footprints." K odak w i ll also offer th e sy m bol as a publ i c service to news p a p ers and t elev ision sta t ions across t he coun try . For television , there will be a 60try to chew off their own ftft. They someAbout 40 million leg-hold traps ar« set out, second film cli p that shows the times su cceed and occasiona lly sur vive. repeatedl y, each year In the United States symbol . For several hundred For ty co ats the slie of raccoon 's are needed and Canada alone. Placed in the paths lead* newspapers, there will be a ma t to make one coat for a "h uman. " But before Ing to wate r, every one of thim catches someof t he " Litter Here" trash con(like beaver , fox , nu- Phosp hates tainer. A considera ble variety of other company activities directe d toward aiding in the improv ement of environmental quality are reported in a booklet entitl ed "Our share and More ," thing. If the tr apper checks his traps w ith some fre quency, the still living animal Is blud geoned to death. Others , left for days, die of sufferin g and starvation In the trap. When the victims are ftm ales the ir young suffer the same fate back In the neit. The tra ps are so agonisin g that the animals the " valuable " animals t ria , muskr a t , rabbit , mink ) are caught, hund reds of othe r " worthies! " creatures have stepped on the lever and died , " worthless " t hin g s Ilko oa glos , co y otes , tur t les , poreupints , groundho gs, cats , .dog* , anything that walks or crawls. Facts 67 per cent of the Americans living in 212 standar d metropolitan areas have 9 per cent of the nation's land, but 99 per cent of the nation's pollution. The waterfowl population decreased by 8 per cent a year. Population is expected to increase in the United States between 1970 and 1980 by 35 million. Water demand is expected to increase by 30 per cent over this period. Water supply will not increase. In 1965, 55 million fish were killed by industrial waste. Every year Americans j unk 7 million cars, 20 million tons of paper, 28 billion bottles, and 48 million cans. To collect this garbage costs $2.8 billion a year. Fish The Environment Protection Agency has reported that water pollution killed an estimated 41 million fish in forty-five states during 1969, an increase of 170 per cent from 1968 when about 15 million fish turned belly-up in forty-two states. The statistics compiled by EPA's Water Quality Office — formerly the Federal Water Quality Administration — are based on reported kills only and do not include the untold billions [of fish dying unnoticed , or unreported, because of ru ined reproduction cycles and gunkfilled habitat. i ! 1 | Your tuna fish sandwich /$ fry ing to tell you something . i Are yo u listening ? ¦ Don 't Just Sit There , Clean It Up! COMPONENTS OF COLLECTED SOLID WAST E BY PROPORTION OF WEIGHT ( f ' GARBAGE GLASS METAL 7% 8% ASHES, 11% ; I . SAND , D( RT & GRASS WOOD , RAGS. PLASTIC, ETC . XO/0 oor O™ PAPER 50% i COMPONENTS OF LITTER BY PROPORTION OF TOTAL ITEMS LITTERED »«PPIffP «iPP^ BEVERAGE CONTAINERS 20.4% KRi B i OTHER CONTAINERS 4.4% H&P ^iil MISCELLANEOUS 15.7% WSS^^^^^^ i^ii ^^ i^^^i^^^ t^^^^^ Sm paper 59.5% » ¦ — ^ ^™ " "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i^^^i^^^^^i^^^^ il^^^ea^^^^^SJl^P^ajMHPBSPeBi^ USAGE OF DISPOSAL METHODS BY PROPORTION OF SOLID WASTE WEIGHT PROCESSED ¦ ^ ^^^^^^¦ ^^^^^^^^ dumps 84.6% ing to garb yourself in the agony of another , by refus|ng fo buy fh« skins of wild- ¦ SANITARY LANDFILL 5.4% iH_ ¦HINCINERATION 8.0% B other 2.0% Air Air pollution officials in New York City fear that lead from automobile exhausts may be causing t he " hi gh lead levels showing up in the blood of city residen ts. Though no federal sa f e ty standards have b een set on lead levels in t he air , city officials are alarmed at amounts indica t ed by sampling stations in trafficclogged Manhatt an. The city 's H ealt h Depar t ment has f ound high lead levels in t he blood of urban children which could not havebeencausedfrom eati ng old lead-based paints. Such paints , until recently , were blamed for abnormally high lead levels in children's blood. The air p ollut ion officials have asked the ci ty council t o ban all leaded gasoline in the city under a new air pollut ion code. If you are one who canno t be Indifferent to the suffering of othe r creatures . . . YOU CAN HELP—by refus- life. Oil Sp ills You 'v e read and heard about severa l lately. The first one , January 18, i n San Franci sco Bay. It' s been dubbed the Great Oil Spill since the 840,000 gallons of oil spilled into the Bay exceeds the 800,000 blown out of underwa ter wells in the 1969 Santa Barbara disaster. The Sa n F ranci sco spil began after two Standard Oil tankers tangled in early morni ng fog benea th the Golden Gate. The tar-like '' bunker oil" that gushed out of the Oregon Standard after her colli si on w it h the Arizona Standard drif ted out of t he Bay and sp read along fifty miles of the Pacific Coast. Californians throughout the gooed-up reg ion joined Standard clean-u p crews and one week lat er some 3,000 oil-soaked birds —over half of them were Western Grebes — had been overhauled in emergency t reat ment centers. But t he odds are heavily against their survival. Only 3 t o 5 percent of the birds treat ed during the San ta Barbara spill survived . Suits against Standard Oil of California have mushroomed. The company has promi sed to replace all wildlife — buying and importing it from elsewhere ; support all volunteer rescue efforts ; form a compact with other Bay Are a oil companies to deal quickly with future spills; and support safer navigational practices . As to why the tankers collided beneath the bridge — no one seems to know. N or can any one fi gure out how Humble Oil' s tanker , the Esso Gettysburg , missed part of the channel entrance t o New Haven H arbor in L ong Island Sound, f ive days after Standard 's mishap .O il officials claimed the 360 ,000 gallons of light no. 2 heating oil that leaked into #ew Haven Harbor was " clean" ; tha t it would evap orat e q uickly. But oil spill expert Dr . Max Blumer , of the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution , has studied the effects of a simlliar spill and doesn't agree. "A y ear and a half later , " he sa ys , " we have essentially a dead sea as far as the bottom is conterned , It is nonsense for anybody to call a light oil 'clean."' Kodak announced the anti-litte r symbo l In a lette r fro m Gerald B. Zornow , president , to the presidents of some of the country 's leading corporations The symbol is a tra sh container designed to spell the wo rds "Lit ter Here." The ob|ective of the message Is simple —' a plea for everyone to use a trash container for Utter 1. That' s one of the thin gs your feet and hand* are for. Eight Athl ete s Receive Honors BSC was informed yesterday that eight members of its varsity athletic teams will be honored in the 1971 volume of OUTSTANDING C O L L E GE ATHLETES OF AMERICA . The following were nominated by BSC earlier this year and were chosen to appear in this award publication on the basis of their achievements : William Nagy, Dunellen, N.J.—football ; James McCue , Stevensville — wrestling; Michael Shull , Newport—wrestling ; David Gibas, West Mifflin—swimming; Tim Waechter , Camp Hill—track and cross country ; Terry Lee, Malvern—track and cross country ; Steven Ryznar , Pottstown—track; and James Platuki s, West Hazleton— basketball. Announcements of their selection was made by the Board of Advisors of OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES OF AMERICA, an annual awards volume published to honor America's finest college athletes. Coaches and athletic directors from individual colleges and universities across the nation nominated the winning athletes on the basis of their displayed abilities, not only in athletics but also in community service and campus activities. Other criteria for those selectee for OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES OF AMERICA include strength of character, leadership both on and off the playing field, and scholarship. According to the late Coach Vince Lombardi, those chosen as Outstanding College Athletes distinguish themselves because necessary traits for leadership have been learned on the playing field. HELP WANTED These traits, Lombardi said , are "sacrifice, self-denial, love, fearlessness , humility, and perfect disciplined will." Star Quar terback Johnny Unitas said the year 's Outstanding College Athlete winners can be looked upon with esteem "because they know what hard work and determination can bring to them and their loved ones." Biographies of all Outstanding College Athletes of America will be included in the 1971 edition to be published in July. Nagy Signs With Birds Two outstanding rookie defensive performers have signed with the National Champion Pennsylvania Firebirds of Hershey for the 1971 Atlantic Coast League season. Bill Nagy, a 22-year-old defensive lineman from BSC will be wearing a Firebird uniform this fall and is expected to move right into a starting spot. At six-foot-three and 255 pounds, Bill is expected to fill the vacancy created by Joe Blake who has signed with the Montreal Alouettes of the Canadian Football League. Nagy also brings impressive credentials with him, having starred here at Bloom from 1967 through '70, where in his senior year he made NAIA Honorable Mention All-American , First team All-Penn Conference and voted by his teammates and coaches as the best defensive player on the squad. Firebird head coach Ron Waller said of his new acquisition , "I am certain that Bill will follow in the footsteps of (continu ed on page eigh t) REA & DERICK INC. Spa reti me or ful l time opportu nity addressing and/or stuffing envelopes. E a r n $27.00 per thousan d and up, hand written or. typed. Guaranteed money maki ng deal. Send $2.00 for complete instru ction s and list of firms using addressors to C and S Company , Deot. 471, P.O. Box 53153, Oklahoma City, Okla., 73104. " Drugstore of Service " 34 E. Ma in Street and Scottow n Shopp ing Center Fondest Remembrance Is... r ora uo H0A6IES 8:30 foil ,30 Regular and King Size HQAGIES Phono 7844292 127 W. Main BLOOMSBURG Thirty-two Teams were entered into Volleyball competition to form four leagues.Teams were awarded 2 points for a win and 0 team points for a loss. Teams 5, 12, and 27won leagues A, B and D respectively with 7 wins and 0 losses (14 team points) and team 16won league C with 6 wins and 1 loss (12 team points). In the finals , a double elimination Tournament was held with team 12 defeating team 26, in the finals, for the College Championship by scores of 15-6 and lu-6. The members of the Championship team are : Tania Smith (Capt.) , Karen Willis , Linda Radle, Becky Shuman, Betsy Lucadamo, Janet Santo, Jessie Welliven, Cs,rol Bolton and Ginny Hyduke. The Spring Activities being planned include, Softball and Archery which will begin on April 26, and Horseshoes, which begin on Mav 3rd. Bonded World Wide ' Delivery Home of the Dagwood DICK'S MARKET 8 West Main Street pregn ancies up to 12 weekr terminated fro m ROBERT G. SHIVE,R.P. Fr ee Prescri ption Delivery TOILET GOODS COSMETICS RUSSELL STOVER CANDIES GREETING CARDS ' 1 Weil Main St. Phono: 784-4388 Phone 784-2561 AB ORTION Your Prescri ption Druggist HALLMARK CARDS GIFTS ' Comey 's Back MOVE R Pharmacy BLOOMSBURG,PA. * 5 to 7 V-Ball 1 Supply Co. FLOWER S BY JOHN HOFFMAN On Tuesday, April 20th, BSC r,acketmen of Coach Burt Reese dropped their third straight meet °f the season to a strong Lock Vlaven team, being blanked by yie Eagles 9-0 on the locals courts. SINGLES— John Roth of LH defeated Curt jj[annaman of Bloomsburg 6-1, 6j ; Jim Augustine JLH defeated *;im Brewer BSC 7-5, 6-3; Joe LH topped Dwayne z.lastignola rreenly BSC 7-5, 6-3; Ben ^:_/illiams LH beat Barry Greb 6-3, ¦1.Billy Johns, brother of Huskie jTxrtball standout Henry "Hank" " ohns, defeated BSC Freshman T om Jones 6-0, 6-1. And in the nal singles match Lock Haven 's cott Koercher defeated Tom eedom 6-4, 6-4 of the locals. DOUBLES— In the doubles competition, the uj am of Roth-Augustine of Lock defeated Brewer^iaven H[annaman of Bloomsburg 6-1, 6j The second match saw the ^j ani of Castignola-Williamsfor ^ock Haven beat BSC's duo of Grreenly-Ackerman 6-4, 6-4. In the ^nal doubles match of the day, £lagle duce's Johns-Koercher Fauth-Hess of ^jlefeated Uoomsburg 6-3, 6-3. The next home meet for the r acketmen is tomorrow, 1:00 D .m. against the Golden Bears of {j[utztown State. I'd like to take _^ie time now to explain the town ark situation . We don't own the park Tennis Courts and can use ^»em only when they are free. If Vldu want to play tennis, look at ^jur calendar or BSC TODAY s leet to see if we have a home nleet. If we do, please don't go to ^ie courts because you only hold p play. So, if you want to aid the ^am, give them verbal support fl]nd attend the matches but don't ^iterfere . OK?!!! . The triple jump was not run due to the unfinished facility and the undetermined hurdles were cancelled due to the lack of planning by Delaware according ' to Puhl. 18 West Main Street PIZZA Mil DIUVIRY Despite a poor start at the onset of the race Bob Lacock recorded a 6.2 high jump and supplied the fourth Husky upset beating out highly regarded Hayes of Maryland. Another strong performance was chalked up by the Huskies' Larry Strohl when he captured the 880 run in 2.03.2 time nosing out another favorite in Sherman Lambery of Maryland. John Ficek chalked up eight points while Andy Kuzma and Jim Davis recorded NAIA qualifying performances to spark the undefeated Husky Cindermen to a tri-meet sweep over the U. of Maryland and Delaware State on the latter 's grounds on Wednesday April 14. The twin victories gave the Huskies of coach Ron Puhl a 7-0 record for the campa ign scoring a one-point victory over MU, 591/2-58V2, and tamping DSU, 59^15. Ficek , a sophomore from Philadelphia , captured the shot put event with a toss of 48 feet 9 inches and placed second in the discus. Davis and Kuzma scored "Mild upsets" with the former tying Maryland Carson in the 220 dash with a 21.3 time and the latter tied his own school record with a 14.5 clocking in the 120-high hurdles. The times turned in by Davis and Kuzma qualify both for the national meet which will be held this year at billings, Montana . They are the first Husky qualifiers for this event in three years. The locals had 9Vfe first placements, three seconds and 6'^ thirds. Coach Puhl stated, "The distance runners did a fine job of pulling us through although the overall team balance helped keep us in the meet against Maryland ." Jim Cavallero, a senior from Metuchen, N.J., pulled the "big mild upset" when he threw the javelin 194 feet, 2Vfe inches to beat out favored Martin of Maryland. The victory enabled BSC to nose out Maryland. Marin had a previous throw this season of 220 feet but could only muster a 181.1 toss against Cavallero. The latters heave beat the MU athlete by 13 feet, 1% inches. Miller Office Charlie ' s Open 'til 12iOO p.m. Clotod1i30 to 3t00 p.m. Every Day But Fridoy M a Pk RacketMen Lose Meet To Eagles 1 BLOOMSBURG , PA. $175.00 Medication , Lab Tests , Doctors fees included. Hospita l ¦nd Hospital affiliated dinlet. (212) TR 74809 24 hours — 7 days Physicians Referral Wo know we can help you, ovon If It's |uit to talk to someone. TAKE A PEEK AT OUR SENSITIVITY GREETIN G CARDS THE STUDIO SHOP A STORE WITH SENSITI V ITY Mr ¦• Main M»f BiOOIWMMMT B' 94-2111* ' • DUtlncitive Gifts • Framing • WaHtcapfa f • Muti e Clothesline Art Sale For Carlough Fund Members of the college community are invited to submit their art work to the second annual Clothesline Art Sale , which will be conducted Saturday, May 1st, weather permitting-alternate date will be May 8th-at the Courthouse Square from 10 to 4. Contributors are requested to submit applications, which may be gotten by contacting Bill Cluley or Kenneth Wilson, Ronald Bower, or Percival Roberts of the Art Department, one week before the sale. Artists are responsible for all submitted works, and are asked to bring their work to the Courthouse between 8 and 10 the day of the sale, and to collect unsold items after 4. This year the sale will benefit the Carlough Fund , which gives help to all Columbia County children who may need assistance for educational , nutri tional , medical or recreationa l purposes. Artists may either donate the proceeds from the sale of their work to the fund, or may receive one half of the returns. During the first year of its operation , the fund , to meet the diverse needs of the area 's children , donated money for Registration (continue d from page one) enrollment may result in course cancellation and conversely , h i g h demand may result in closed classes. During the hours of pre registration , students will secure a registration card and the official Summer Bulletin in the Student Union lobby. After completing the registration card and obtaining the appropriate Dean 's or Department Chairman 's signature, the card will be turned into Room F-2 Benjamin Franklin building) . Summer session cards must be returned by Wednesday, May 5, 1971. Students are reminded that registration for each session will be on the Saturday before the opening of each session in Centennial Gymasium between the hours of 1.00 pm and 5:00 pm. Pre Session — Registration on Saturday, June 5 and classes begin Monday, June 7. Main Session — Registration on Saturday, June 26 and classes begin Monday, June 28. Post Session — Registration on Saturday, August 7 and classes begin Monday, August 0. Mini? Midi? Max}? Gaucho? Do your th ing at c£ncu£ Main St.. Bloom tbur j BLOOM BOWL © WAFFLE GRILLE Applications ar» now being acce pted for the positions of Editor-in-Chief and Business Manage r of the Maroon and Gold, the Obiter, and the Olympian. In their letter of application, interested pa r s o n s should indicate their experetc. ience, qualifications , Deadline for all applications is Wednesday, May 5, 1971. Applica tions an to be sent to Mr. Kenneth C. Hoffman, Director of Publication, Waller Hall, no later than the above stated deadline. recreational purposes to the Migrant Day Care Center; for nutritional purposes to families at Christmas; -for educational purposes to families with children whose physicians recommended nursery school care, where such care could not be available without outside assistance; for clothing and toys for families , including those who lad lost their homes in fires. Last year the sale earned close to $500 for the Migrant Day Care Center, which can still benefit under the Carlough Fund . Vets Tak e Notice Saroyan Plav Cast The Bloomsburg players of BSC have cast the roles for their final play of the 1970-71 school year. The five-act comedy, THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE by William Saroyan, is under the direction of Mr. Robert D. Richey and will be presented on May 13, 14, and 15. The part of Joe will be played by Sam Zachary. Tony Kohl will be seen in the part of Tom. Velma Avery will play Kitty , the burlesque dancer. Tom Curtis will play the part of Nick, the bartender. The arab will be portrayed by Jon Decker. Kit Carson will be played by Ron Klinetob. Dan Demczko will play McCarthy . His friend Krupp will be played by Tom Givvons. Steve Weiss will be seen in the role of Harry, the comedian . John Walker will play Wesley, the piano player. The part of Dudley will be portrayed by Scott Atherton . His girlfriend Elsie w i l l be played by Michele Baker. Lorene will be played by Cindy Griffith. Amy Rater will play Mary L. Lin Naylor will play Willie, and Dave Hepford will play the part of Blick . Others in the cast include Kathy Simpson, Rita Gerosky, Elizabeth Cooper , Phillip Dumban, Robert Sluzis, John Kemmerer, Edward Goman , Rebecca Ermisch , Kerry Ayers, and Thomas Seriani. Jean LeGates will be the stag e manager . Veterans in training under the G.I. Bill were reminded by the Veterans Administration that they are entitled to more money when they get married or have children. For example, VA said, a fulltime student in school will have his $175 a month increased to $205 when he gets married and to $230 if he becomes a father . Veterans taking cooperative, apprenticeship, on-the-job or farm cooperative training also have their VA payments increased when they get married and have children. Apprenticeship and on-the-job trainees get additional payments for only two dependents, while the others get them for all dependents. Previously, VA said , veterans could be paid the additiona l amounts only from the date they notified the VA of their new dependent. Under legislation effective Dec. 24, 1970, however, students ha ve one year from the event to present the marriage license or birth certificate to the VA. Since the new law is not retroactive , veteran students who were married or had a child before Dec. 24, 1970, and failed to Veterans who are eligible for notify the VA , can be paid only increased payments were urged from that date, VA said. to contact their local VA office. John 's Food Mark et Harry Logan W. Mai n & Leonar d St. Open 8 a.m. to 12 mid Daily Delicatessen Full line of groceries & snacks Fine J ewelry AND Repairing Your J twtltr Away from Horn * 5 W. Main St. Bloomsbubo Kampus Nook COLOR PRODUCTION PRE SENTS Across from the Union Hot Platttrs Every Day Plai n & Ham Hoagits, Cheese • Ptpper onl - Onion Plxia. Our own Made Ice Cream. Delivery to dor ms, sororities, and fra ts. Hou rs: Mon. • Thu rs 11:00 Frida y Saturday Sunda y I Farm Show Arena Harrliburg , Pa, Sat., May 15, 8:00 P.M. A DVANCE - $5.00 9:00- 9:00-12:00 4:30-12:00 11:00-11:00 Three Dog Night I I Send Self Addressed Stamped Envelope Tot Color Inc., Box 336 Harrltburo , Pa. 171M Language Studen ts Plan International Day French , Spanish , and German students from thirty high schools in the Bloomsburg, Berwick , Danville , Hazleton , and WilkesBarre areas have been invited to International Day 71 to be held at Bloomsburg State College on May 8. The purpose behind International Day '71 is two-fold : to provide high school students who are studying a foreign language with additional motivation ; and to acquaint high school students with the Foreign Languages Department and Bloomsburg State College . The sessions will be held from 1:00 p.m . to 5:00 p.m. For those students taking German , there will be a German vocabulary contest under the direction of the BSC German Club. The Spanish students will participate in a Spanish vocabulary contest under the direction of the BSC Spanish Club; while the French students will be involved in a French irregular verb contest under the direction of Le Cercle Francais, the French Club on campus. After the contests, the students will be conducted on a tour of the BSC campus, followed by an Awards Social at which time refreshments will be served, remarks will be offered by various faculty members and administrators of BSC, and awards will be presented. International Day '71 is an outgrowth of last year's French irregular verb contest sponsored Kappa Delta Pi wants you ! Do you have a 3.0 cumulative average? Do you have a sophomore or highe r status? Are you in the field of education? If you answe r yes to these thr ee questions , April 27th come to the Delta meeting of Kappa Pi. Time and place will be in the TODAY announced sheet. Charles N. Yeager Dispensing Opt ician! 120 E. Main St. Preemption s filled & repairs by Le Cercle Francais for five area high schools in the Bloomsburg Area . Joseph S. Roinick , a senior from Hazleton, Vice Presiden t of Le Cercle Francais , is Chairman for the day 's events , with the Coordinating Committee consisting of the members of Le Cercle Francais and Dr. Ariane Foureman , Chairman of the of Foreign Department Languages , as advisor. The Spanish and German Clubs will also be playing an active part along with faculty members of the Foreign Languages Department. Sandy Rubenstein, a junior from BSC, is President of Le Cercle Francais. Thelma Detz, a sophomore from W. Hazleton , is President of the Spanish Club and Joe Kelly a freshman from Fairless Hills, is President of the German Club. Nagy Signs other fine athletes from Bloomsburg that have played for the Firebirds." "The most notable Husky being Bob Tucker , now with the N ew York Giants, and Greg Berger who did a fine job in our defensive secondary last season—we look lor Nagy to move right into our starting lineup, " Waller quipped. The other Firebird signed is * Big Frank Klassen, a weekly standout for Albright College who will be attempting to bolster the defensive platoon of the Firebirds tor the coming year. Klassen played his high school ball at Our Lady of Lourdes in Shamokin where he graduated in 1967. ABORTION can be less cos tly than you may t hink , and pregnancies of up t o 12 weeks can be terminated for $175.00 including doct ors fees, laboratory test s , all medicat ion & refer ra l fee. Hospital and Hospit al affiliated clinics only. Safe , Confiden t ial , Immedia te, call (212) 838-0710 24 hours - 7 days Woman's Aid & Guidance Group 40 E. 54th St., N.Y. , N.Y. 10022 Eppley's Pharmacy BOO KS... 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