Deans Gain V. P. Ti tles

A new organizational struct ure
designed to provide for continuing [
growt h and a greater degree of
flexibility for Bloomsburg State
College was approved by the
Board Of Trustees , and became
effective September 1, 1970 , according to Dr . Robert J . Nossen ,
President .
• Implementation of the new plan
for college organization climaxed
a year of cooperative planning in- ,
volving representatives of t h e
facult y, the administration , and
the Board of Trustees . The final
draft of the plan , however , as
presented to and accepted by the
Board of Trustees was the responsibility of President Nossen.
All functions of the college have
been divided into the following
four broad categories , each head ed by a vice president : Vice
President and Dean of Faculties ;
Associate Vice President for Student Affairs ; Associate Vice President for Development and External Relations ; and Vice Pre sident for Administrative Services.
Dr . John A. Hoch , who served
as Dean of Instruction , has been
appointed Vice President and
Dean of the Facul ties . Dr . Hoch
was a teacher and coach at Mil ton High School for 12 years prior
to joinin g the college facult y in
1946. Durin g the ten year s at
Bloomsbur g before he was appointed Dean of Instruction , he
served as Dean of Men, Director
of Public Relations , and Director
of Athletics .
Elton Hunsin ger , Dean of Stu dents since 1968 , was named Associate Vice President for student Affairs . Before joinin g the
college faculty in 1961 as Dean
of Men and Director of Placement , Dean Hunsinger completed
a quarter century of outstanding
service as a high school teacher ,
coach , and athletic director , and
was also an official for a variety
of college and high school varsity
athletic contests . From March ,
1967, to September , 1968 , he was
a Research Consultant to the Education Committee Of the State Senate

Boyd F , Buckin gham , who has
served as Dir ector of Development and Public Relati ons , will be
Associate Vice President for Development and Ext er na l Relations , Mr . Buckin gham tau ght in
the public schools of Athens and
Sayre for mor e than eight years
prior to his appointment as Associate Professor ofSpeech in l953
1 at BSC He was appointed Di.
rector of Publi c Relations in Jan uary, 1955 , and a decad e later assumed the additional duties of Direct or of Development ,

Parking Limited
Pat Haggerty, Chief of Police ,
Town of Bloomsburg , announce d
that two (2) hour parkin g will be
enforced on the following streets .
Signs to this effect have been
erected .
Both sides of College Hill (East
Street to Penn Street)
South side of 2nd Street (Spruce
Street to Chestnut Street)
All college personnel are requested to cooperate In thi s ef.
fort to all eviate the congeste d
parking conditions adjacen t to the
colle ge .

Four schools , each heade d by a
Dean , are provided for in the administrative re • organ ization .
The four Deans will be directly
responsibl e to Dr . Hoch , and will
administer the following academic areas: Professi onal Studies;
Arts and Sciences; Business;
Graduate Studies and Research .
Dr . C . Stuart Edwards , Director of the Division of Secondary
Education , was appointed Dean of
the newly cr eated School of Professional Studies , which will include thr ee maj or curriculum
divisions: Professional Education , Heal th • Related Sciences ,
and Human Resources and Services. Dr . Edwards served as a high
school teach er and administrator
in both public and private schools
in Flor ida , Maryland , and Pennsylvania , for 17 years prior to
his appointment as Director of
Admissions a n d Placement at
BSC in 1958 . He began his duties

as Director of Secondary Education in 1962. Dr . Edson J . Drake , Director
of the Division of Arts and Sciences since September , 1969 , will
be Dean of the new School of Arts
and Sciences . Dr . Drake served
as an officer in the armed forces
from 1942 to 1953, and tau ght in
the public schools of Maryland
and New York form 1954 until
his appointment to the BSC faculty in 1964.
President Nossen stated tha t
althou gh some parts in the new
administrative structure will not
be implemented for some time,
the plan does provide for the continuous growth of the college . Additional appointments to administrative posts are under consideration and will be forthcomin g.
"As we reach University status ,''
he noted , "we will be prepared
to implement univer sity pro grams of instruction ."

Teacher Exam Sched uled
Bloomsbur g s Site for Two
C ollege seniors preparing to
teach school may take the National Teacher Examinations on
any of the four different test date s
announced toda y by Educational
Testing Service , a non- profit, educational or ganization which pre pares and administer this test ing pr ogram.
New dates for the testin g of
pro spective teachers are : November 14, 1970 , and January
30 , April 3 , and July 17 , 1971 .
The tests will be given at nearly
500 locations thr oughout the United State s, ETS said . According
to Dr . M. W . Sanders , Director ,
the Office of Institutional Research , Bloomsburg State College will pro vide a local center
at the college on Nove mber 14th
and April 3rd test dates.
Results of the National Teacher
Examinations are used by many
large school districts as one of
several factors in the selection
of new teachers and by several
states for certification or J iicensing of teachers . The school syste ms and state departments of
education which use the examination results are liste d in an NTL
leaflet entitled "Sc ore Users "
which may be obtained by writing
to ETS .
On each full day of testing ,
pro spective teachers may take
¦

Folk Moss

NEWMAN IS BACK
The Catholic Campus Ministry
serv ing the college community at
Bloomsburg State College began
its regular ly scheduled services
of worship and programs thi s
week w i th the New man F olk M ass
Sunday , September 20 at 11:15
a.m. at St. Columbia Church ,
Bloomsburg. A near cap acity
c row d , consisting mostly of college students of all faiths sang
popular folk tunes thro ughout the
service . Also a highly per sonalize d Ma ss is conducte d eac h
M onday and Wednesday evening at
7:30 p.m. at the Newman Center,
The Newman Student Association has Its off ice* at 320 Iron
Street , where studen ts of all
faiths have been engaging In dls~
' contlrt uod on pug * tight )

the Common Examinations which
measure their professional pre paration and general cultural
background , and a Teaching Ar ea
Examination
which measure s
their mastery of the subject they
expect to teach .
Prospective teachers should
contac t the school systems in
which they seek employment , or
their colleges, for specific advice on which examinations to
take and on which dates they
shou ld be taken. The Office of
Institutional Research at BSC ,
12 Ben Fr anklin Bui lding, is prepared to handle Inquiries .
The Bulletin of Information for
Candid ates contains a list of test
centers , and information about
the examinations , as well as a
Registrati on Form. Copies may
be obtained by visitin g the Office
of Institutional Research at BSC ,
(none by mail , please.) or directly from National Teacher Examina ti ons , Box 911 , Educational
Testing Service , Princeton , New
Jersey , 08540.

GRE-BSC
Dr . M. W. Sanders , Director ,
Office on Institutional Research ,
has just received the official announcemen t tha t Bloomsb ur g
State College will serve as a
center for the Graduate Record
Examinations , the national program available for graduate
school selec ti ons , on two days in
the next school year . The new bullet in of Information shows our
college as #2035-4 and servin g
as a center December 12 , 1970
and April 24 , 1971 . Other dates
for testing include October 24 ,
January 16, February 27 , April
24 , and June 19, Application deadlines proceed test dates. Scores
are re por ted 5 weeks after the
testin g takes place .
Senior s who plan to seek graduate fellowsh ips or assistantshi p s, and who need the GRE with
graduate
school applications ,
may obtain the Information book lets in the Office of Institutional
R esearc h , room 12 , Ben Franklin , after September 1st. They
will also be availa ble in the office of the Graduate Division ,

"Us" Sponsors Art
Display In Haas

How 'do children see themselves and their friend s? In PORTRAITS BY BE L GIAN CHI LDREN , on view at Haa s Gallery
from August 29 to Septe mber 27 ,
children ranging from 3 to 15
years have painted themselves or
other persons . Sponsored by the
Embassy of Belgium , the exhibition is circulating througho ut the
United State s and Canada under
the auspices of the Smithsonian
Institution .
"Us ", an educational or ganization composed of teachers and
school principals in the provin ces , organized a national painting
contest which was held in 1968*
The theme of the compet ition was
"My portrait , or that of some
other person " . These sixty engaging portray als were among the
pr ize -' winners. Colorfully executed in a variety of media , inclu di ng w at ercolor , tempera and
cra y on , the por traits ar e strikingly mounted on white enamell-

This Week
Wed , Sept , 23 — Tryouts
for Marat Sad e , 7:15 , H aas
Danc e - "Somethin ' Different"
9 pm , Union
Thurs , Sept , 24 - Big & Littie Sister 's T ea , 7:00 , Haas Facu lty Association meets
Fri , Sept . 25 — Movie — "Inside Dalsey Clover " , 9pm , Union
Sat . Sept , 26 - Miles Davis ,
Buc knell , 8:30 , Davis Gym ; Foot *
ball — Mansfield , 2:00, Home
Olympians are on sale now In
the Union .

zed masonite . Frequently the age
of the art ist comes as a distinct
sur pr ise as the portraits often
show a startling sophi stication in
concept and execution.
The portraits all share a
child 's fresh way of seeing himself and his surroun dings and his
unse lf - conscious creativity in
presenting h i s unique view.
Charge d with vitali ty , the portraits var y from naive realism to
expr essionism andst yli zatlon . In
Car li Desmet 's self-por tr ait one
sees a convent ional presentation
of a freckled fourteen- year-old in
a checkered shirt. Fen year-o ld
Anita Sossche 's expressionlstic
portr ait is alto gether different .
The face with hat askew Is strongly outline d in a darke r color in a
manner rem iniscent of Roua ult.
All the works are delightful and
encoura gingly varied in their
creat ive diversit y.
Tht

Associ ation of Buck *

noil St udents will opon Its

1970*71 concert season with
tho appoaranc * of tho lnt*r*
tionally acclaimod trumpet *!'
Mllos Da v is, in Davis Gym *
nasium on th * Unlvorsity
campus at 8:30 p.m. Satur day, Sopt. 26. Mr. Davis '
most roocon t rtloa so , ontlt *
lod "Bitches
Brow '1, sold
ove r 200,000 copios in tho
firs t four wooks of salos. Tho
album is doseribod as boln g
"5 years ahoad of Its tlmt ."
Tlekt ts for
tho
concert
may bo p u r c ha s • d
at th* B u c k n o I I look ,
•tort , at th* door tho ovoning
of th* concert , or by Bonding
a stam pod solf *addrost td *n>
volo p* to Box 251, Buckn oll
Unlvrsl ty, Lowfiburg ,

FORUM

Apparently so, since Mr .Mitchell
The Women 's National Press publicly admitted on television of
Club, who held a cocktail buffet being under the influence . On ly
in Washington , D. D . Sept . 18, his excuse for thrills was in a
1970, were presented with some controlled environment .
The last few lines are the mind
startling statements by the gold*
benders:
"Listen , there is no
en mouth representative of the
thing
as
the New Left, This
such
Nixon administration , Attorney
so far right you
going
is
country
General John N . Mitchell .
recognize it ."
going
to
are
not
Kathy Stroud , a reporter for
go so far it
Righ
t
will
Maybe
the
"Women 's Daily " conducted the
will
fall
off
the
earth
.
interview in which Attorney Gennow bastards.
snobs ,, bums
uuilia nun
uaouu uo .
aiiuus
eral Mitchell claimed that, "He ' s
(Mr . Nixon) probably the most
informed president there 's ever
been. He reads everything and
remembers all." One can easily
think of at least one book Mr .Nixon didn 't read and one event he
didn 't remember . The book is
Crane Br inton 's "The Anatomy
of Revolution" and the event took
place on Nov. 15, 1969, although
Mr . Nixon can be excused from
the Nov. 15 event because of the
important football game being
televised that day*.
Next on his insulting agenda ,
the Attorney General- cites how,
"they (the professors)don't know
"Woodstock Nation " illuanything. Nor do these stupid bas- strates the plastic theatricisms
tards who are ruining our educa- of an ego tripping Yippie, Abbi e
tional institutions ."
Hoffman. Thi s 'talk-rock" alMr . Mitchell's comments on bum*' is a continual blast of
"these stupid jerks who smoke the "Woodstock Nation " df YipCmarijuana) don 't _ realize what pie culture vs. "±»ig Nation,'*
iiey 're getting themselves into." or the establishment. The image Hoffman presents of his philosophy is one of a surface unreality where anarchy reigns and
the revolution is merely for
the hell of it. Although occasionally he gets beyond his own
increased work load and academ- classroom lectures, tests and plastic
society
in *'Selling it
ic pressures will pave a "long assignments . But too many be- like It is, and as
manages
to point
"
and winding roadv for others . come detrimental .
out
the
inconsistencies
This is where planning comes downright absurdities of at nh de
The year would be a lot better
for all — frosh , sophs, j uniors, in. You must plan and establish American system. Perhaps the
and seniors— if more time were a balance in your schedule. By most impressive song of this
"
"
spent in planning. Budgeting planning, you'll be able to get non-book is the last
letter
to the
^
your
work
done
and
still
have
goals
setting
and
deadlines,
time,
youth
of
America
from
Che
Gueand meeting them before.the last some "pressure releases".
You can work in a few bits of
minute, would be a definite asset.
It seems improbable, but I have an assignment anytime and anyseen it happen . A student fills where . Mealtime , a free period,
the week (part-time job, trips or while waiting for a ride . Even
home, dates) and finds there is the "John" is good for a few paraA Kent Students Medical Fund
graphs of Literature or Psycho- has been set up to help pay for
no time for study.
Not that extra-curricular acti- logy or a fast note review .
medical expenses of the people
And by utilizing every bit of killed and wounded by National
vities are bad — don't get me
wrong on that . They are as esGuardsmen last May. The com( continued on page eight )
sential to a formal education as
mittee seeks to raise at least
$100,000 to distribute among
families of the tour dead and nine
THE MAROON AND GOLD
NO. 1
Inj ured.
Some of that money will also go
to casualties at Jackson State ,
Mississippi, and any funds collected above that will be put into
Bill Teitsw orth
FRANK M. PIZZOLI

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NATION

EDITORIAL ....

"It was the best of times, it
was the worst of times"isawellknown quote that opens Charles
Dickens ' TALE OF TWO CITIES .
This same situation applies to us
here at Bloomsburg State College.
It will be the best of years to
many seniors who will terminate
four years of education and step
out into the world—an awaiting
world that will devour them , use
them, or be mastered by them-.
At the other end of the spectrum , incoming frosh may find the
1970-71 college year to be the
worst entity imagined . The transition alone fr om high school to
college will stop many, while an

VOL. 1L

vara , a doctor who worked for
his revolutionary beliefs in Cuba.
In this letter he states, "Forget your cynicism. There is no
one who has more respect for life
than a revolutionist." Che was a
trite revolutionist. But Abbie
Hoffman comes across advocating the imperialism of self interest. *'Woodstock Nation" has
worth as a non-book of Woodstock impressionism (although
somewhat degrading to the Woodstock festival) and ideals (?)
which are being constantly discussed. It might be to your advantage to read "Woodstock Nation" and the other writings of
Hoffman and Rubin in order to
be able to discuss with some
knowledge why you support or do
not support this particular revolution.

Kent State Fund

Editor -in-Chief

dor Romson
Business Manager

a memorial scholarship fund
formed in the name of those students who were killed.
Distribution of the donations
will be through a Board of Trustees of nine students and an advisory committee of, professionals, townsmen , faculty, and administration. Donations may.be
sent to Kent Students Medical
Fund , City Bank , Account Number 3507, Kent , Ohio, 44240.

Tom Funk
Managing Edit or

Now Sf H

Feature Staff

Sam Trapano , Ed.
Shelley Bruno iil
Lora Duckworth
Cheryl Innor st
Karon Kelnar d
Cindy Michono r
David Wright

T*rry Blast , Co-Editor

Jim Sachetti, Co-Editor
K*tni Parrell
Suil Kr »"
Debbie Ma ndell
Joa nne Morgan
*•••" Murphy
Sonya Rutko wski
Mich a el Ho ck
P r ank Plnoll

Sports Staff
*

Ja ck Hoffman , Ed.
Bonni e Blough
James Chap man
Carmen Clvllo
Jim Ply nn
Cathy Jac k

Photo Staff

Circulation Staff

Copy & Typing Staff

Mark Foucart , Ed.
Ka t o Cal p ln
Karo n Gable
Tom Pl y nn
And roa Hoffman
Tom Schoffol tf
Androa Boy d

Carol Kishbau gh , Co-Mar.
Pat Holle r, Co*Mgr.
Margaret Jones

Linda Bnnis , Ed.
Elaine Hartung
Holly Monsch
Jan et Babla rz
Joan na E. Chowka
Randoe Pray

Business Staff: Pam Hlcko y, Anne Srasik , Barbara Strohm.
Art Editor: John Stugrin.
Advisor: Mr. Konnot h C. Hoffman.
All opinions oxpr ossod by columnists and feature writers , including
lett er-toeditor , aro not nocossarily thote of the publicati on but thoso of the Indivi duals.
Offlfo t located at 234 Waller Hall , Extension 323.

|The Orltnta ti on Committee Oloo "Club " lolnln g In a chorus of
' old favor 'tos by Simian and Oarfunksl .

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Pla y On F or Me

5t h
Column
by Blass
Okay, the first thing I' m a-gonna do in my dully-appointed off ice
of co-feature editor is this: I' m
gonna overthrow George Washington .
Ap, I blew it . My first article
for the year and I bletched it up
by getting ahead of ourselves .
What I wanta do first is talk about
you, student bodies of the friendly college on the hill , particularly you freshmen bodies. Got a
few questions to ask ya now that
yer here . So whatza matter , buddy?

— Ya say Karl Marx 's grave is
a Communist plot ?
— Ya say ya went down to Woolworth 's and saw Spiro Acnew
there, at the complaint department, tr ying to exchange banalitIDC?

— Do y o u believe there IS
, a Spiro Acnew ?
— Do you feel hurt when yer
called a "nattering nabob of negativism "?
— Do you feel hurt when yer
called a "stupid bastard"?
— Ya say ya mention Lenny
Bruce at a party, and someone
nods his head and says "Oh yeah ,
isn't he the guy who used to potass for Cream?"
— Ya say ya just got yer BS
student number and you 've been
Jiere over a week now and ya keep
seeing this big bubble-shaped ji gger just out of the corner of yer
eye, and it seems to be following
you just like a friendly Rover?
• —Do you oftimes break into
choruses of "Wh at's The Ugliest Part of Your Body '"?
— Do the coarsest, ugliest
parts of your body oftimes break
— Ya say a little kid on tlfe
long hair and
street j ust saw yer
called ya a hippo 1.'
— Ya say ya went to see "A
Man Called Horse ' cuz itw as No .
1 on the Gallup poll?
— Ya say yer sick of Viet Nam ,
repression , censorship^ bugging
devices , and all that , that yo u 've
j ust fi nished reading "1984" and
somebody asks ya to report to
Room 101?
— Ya say everyone in Student
Uni on stares at you when ya play
"Wigw am "?
— Ya say yer walking the
* streets looking for yer friend
Bucky and this beer truck goes by
that has an American flag on its
antenna and the driver sees ya
j erks to a stop and makes a citizen 's arrest cuz yer wearing this
weird head-to-toe red , white , and
blue outfit — and yer name is
CAPTAIN AMERICA?

— Ya say Nor m Greenbaum 's
"Milk Cow " is a dirty sons
based on the famed Hindu purushayita-bharamar • banda ( Cow
•Milker) position?
— Ya say ya went to the poop
rally and found out the football
team is what ya came to school
for?
— Ya say yer roomate thinks
John Sinclair is the President of
some sorta OIL company?
— Ya say yer really into the
ecological situation, and yer prof
thinks Dr . Ehrlich is the guy who
conquered syphillis?
— Ya say yer walking down the
street and this little schmuckankles up to ya and calls ya a dirty
hippie— and the boy's yer kid
br other?
— Has the girl back home writ,
ten ya and told ya she 's up and
joined the Females for Democratic Societv?
— Are you offended by a commercial that claims "Kent got
it all together "?
— Do ya laugh whenever someone sez the sun 's yollow , cuz ya
know it' s chicken?
— Ya say ya mention Altamont
and somebody sez "Altamont?—
sure I liearda them , what single
do they have? 1 '
— Ya say ya want y«»r girl to got
an abortion, and sin 1 tells ya

a euo logy for Jimi Hendrix

there 's a time and a placenta for
that sorta thing?
— Ya . say you were just sitting
there reading "Bored of the
Rings " and ya got busted by the
ore squad?
— Have ya ever yelled something ya wouldn 't want ver mom ,
* dad , or preacher to hear outta
Elwell Hall while standing right
below was Atilla Sewing Machine?
— Do ya sit around remembering when long hair used to, maybe, mean peace and love instead
of bombs and violence?
— Ya say yer sick of not being
able to print the real word for intercourse, instead having to print
some ridiculous substitute like
"kumqu at"?
— Yer sitting there thinking
"What za kumquat?"
— Yer sitting there thinking
"And' s whatza Blass, anyway? "
Hey , talking about Blass and
Washington, the original Marthakumquatter, how bout him?
So , anyway, about that George
Washington thing...I'll bet that
durned near everybody out there
identified with some of those
questions . Which is great. At
least that's .the way I hope things
are, what with over 4,000people,
2 200 of them freshmen (and 800
of them girls; hello, Waller people , we 're on the M&G and we
work awful hard and late and get
terribly lonely we 're right below
ya and gee it sure does get lonely here working away so you can
be informed and entertained late
at night as you lie in bed reading
this and gee it gets lonely...Yeah,
you freshmen can really help
things along. Last year was, uh ,
hm , strange , and you guys can
prevent that happening again .
Look around ... open yer eyes , yer
ears, yer whole bodies. We can
do things, mebbe it isn 't too late ,
all we need is a little help. You
can do so many things . Even
small things count . Writi ng lette r s , telling us what you think now
that yer here , telling us and them ,
don 't forget them , they 're the
•guys ya gotta watch . Little things .
Telling people yer thoughts, writing for (to) the M&G , the Gadfly,
and the administration who don 't
normally get letters cuz they
hardly ever seem posted . Little things . Smiling on your brother . Smiling on yer sister , too.
And sometimes big things
mebbe we'll get it all together ,
and then, then, then we shall go
from the little things to stuff like
turning things around 0f there 's
still time) and getting Nixton, Acnew, and the , sigh , lent Americans to go out and help us find the
country they claim we already
have (if there 's still time).
Yeah , time . That hard rain has
been fallin g so long it looks like

...

...

(continued , on page tight )

Record Review

" if "

Kathi Farrell
"IF " is a poor excuse for a
combination of J azz and rock.
These are certainly not jaz zers , they lack the ver y syncopation that made j azz what it
was in its own era. They could
better be descri bed as a new
Hear it
form of chloroform.
once an d even the worst Insomn iac victim would be lost
to the world .
One could hardly compare , as
some h ave , Blood , Sweat * Tears
blues and roc k to 'tf' s" regre ssive j azz. It is certainl y going to make a big noise on the
mus ic scene. Unfortunately the
noise won 't be music ,
If you are looking fur a record
w ith Ja** , ruc k , and blues and
you see "If " — keep looking .

by mike hock
One time Jimi Hendrix got busted in Canada (it seems a customs
official found a quantity of hashish
in the guitarist's suitcase) the
attorney for the prosecution produced a long tubular hash pipe as
"exhibit A ." "What could this
be" the prosecutor asked Hendrix, **but an instrument for ingesting illicit drugs ."' "Well,"
Hendri x responded , "it could be
a pea-shooter."
Later in that trial, Jimi Hendrix claimed that the hashish had
been put in his suitcase without
his knowing it , probably by a fan ,
and told the court that although he
had smoked marij auna and tried
LSD , he had outgrown the need for
drugs. The j ury accepted this testi mony and acqui ted Jimi Hendrix.

Of course the j ury was straight
and probably had never heard any
of Hendrix's music. Those who
are familiar with "the experience" know that Jimi Hendrix had
to be the greatest acid freak of all
tim e. His live performance , laced with phenomenally erotic
guitar work , was a psychodrama
for acid heads and his five albums
are so hallucinogenic that they
should be illegal . Jimi Hendrix
was a trip personification.
Last Friday, in London, at the
age of twenty seven , Jimi Hendrix
died (rumored from an overdose.)
A spokesman for the hospital
where the great freak guitarist
was dead on arrival, said: "We
don't know where or how or why
he died." The overdose story
sounds credible. He probably
went on his last trip, this time a

bummer.
Hendrix wrote his own epitaph
in "If Six Was Nine*' on his second album , "Axis Bold as Love":
"I've got my own life to live. I'm
the one that's got to die when it's
time for me to die. So, let me
live the way I want to. Sing on
brother ...play on for me."
, Let's put our freak flags at hall
mast. The head is dead.

Telepat hetic
Service

by obiter dictum
. Communication a n d Mass
(more correctly "Mess") Media
have long been considered a vital
instrument of the flag-waving
democratic way of life. Among
the blights of the communication
industry a r e Vice-President
Spiro Agnew , and the Western
Onion Wiry service.The former
needs no further discussion; the
latter has lon g been hidden in a
veil of seclusion that has protected it from such scathing articles as this one.
Western Onion is fine if you
only want to use it for sending
birthday greetings or Christmas
messages; however, should anyone wish to give his life onto
the hands of this flower of the
19th century, (like for instance
sending a note to a government
off icial in an attempt to save him
from assassination or sending a
Money order to keep a friend
out of jail or in the hospital) you
will find little competence and
much worry.
Back in the days of S. F . B.
Morse or whoever it was, a tele,
gram was a simple matter which
consisted of someone somewhere
beating his finger on a little key
and someone somewhere else
writing like hell in a usually
futile attempt to figure out what ,
in the name of God, all those
little dots and dashes meant.
Then, the person to whom the
message was sent is somehow
located and the dots and dashes (inter sper sed among the
curses of the receiver ) are easily seen by the recipient . Now ,
in modern times , in addition to
puttin g up with moronic delivery
boys who often insist upon sing*
ing the damn telegram (which
is none to spiffy if the thing
concerns the failure of your oil
wells or the death of your pr ize
cat), one must also contend with
the dubious fact that the "new "
Western Onion is in alliance
with that bastion of the absurd ,
the Bell System , Instead of telegrams, one now receives tele*
phonograms or bellegrams which
ups the pr obability of error astronomically . Usually, it takes
three to five hours for a tele*
gram to go through the Bell System and get to the Western Onion
office in the city to which the
sender is sending; th en it tak es
from three to five hours for the
office to notify the recip ient that
he has something to receip . Once
all this is accomplished , the
poor fool who is to receive the
telegram must , quite freque ntly,
go and find the stupid WO office which is typically hidden
in a low-rent , railroad yard dlstricl.

Thus , if you are about to wire
someth ing of importance to some,
one , or some one of import anc e
t o something : use carrier pig*
eons (or pigs dependi ng on pre .
(continued on pag* tight)

BSC Summer Sess ion s l9 70
• • •

Ori ent ed
Four three-day orientation sessions were set up in July for this
year's entering class. Freshmen
were briefed by all student personnel departments and had an opportunity to become familiar with
the campus before arriving in
September.
Harrassment as experienced
in ihe past was exchanged for
training in the rigors of college
life— standing in line , eating in
the commons , and listening to
speakers in Carver Lecture Hall
(for hours.

New building,

but the food is the same.

Biolo gists Meet For
Penna. Environme nt

A group of biologists dedicated
to improving Pennsylvania 's environment met this summer at
Millersville State College and
formally established the Pennsylvania Biologist Association.
Interim President is Joseph P .
Vaugh n, of the BSC faculty.
An unusual feature of the organization is that it has been in«
corporated as a ' 'tax paying'' organization in order that it may

engage in litigation, legislation
and lobbying in order to effective'
ly influence matters dealing with
Pennsylvania's environment .
Plans for the f irst statewide
membership meeting to be held
at Harrisbur g Area Community
College on October 17, 1970 , at
which time new officers and di«
rectors will be elected , were dis«
cussed and an announcement will
be made soon .

Three times during the *ummer the; alr«condltlonod
wet traded for th e t rees adjacent Carver .

Commons

This ye.ar 's student Orientation
Committee was headed by Jeanne
Parkes and Norm Jones. The
committee was selected from a
1 i s.t of applicants from all
classes with academic achievement being taken into consideration.

Outdoor buffet is pleasant change during summer session.

Along with the regular students
taking summer courses and the
Septe mber frosh attending orientation meetings on weekends ,
there were 185 summer freshmen . These freshmen were taking courses on a trial basis and
u p o n satisfactory completion
were to be enrolled as regular
frosh at the start of the second
semester of the 1970-7 1 year ,
A limited orientation program
for these fresbmen was held Saturday , June 27 through July 1,
On arrival ai the BSC campus in
January, these students will receive a follow up orientation program.

One of the summer students digs in.

Many calorie counters gave in for the post session picnic .

Waller Re-Opened
Columb ia Inco mplete
t

Administrative officials at live on campus ." Last year there
Bloomsburg State College have were 14 houses in downtown
found it necessary to inform ap- Bloomsburg available for freshproximatel y 400 incoming fresh- men women; these quarters were
men women , who were to have supervised by college personnel .
lived in Columbia Hall , that the
new nine story residence hall will
Plans for the start of the 1970
not be completed on schedule , ? -71 college year were originally
necessitating temporary living for 1,200 women and 920 men, or
quarters to be provided or as- a total of 2,120 students to live
signed by the college.
on campus . In additional to the
400 women who were scheduled
The original completion date for the 9-story Columbia Resihad been set for August 1, 1970. dence Hall , 250 will be housed in
Construction was first delayed Montour Hall, 250 in Schuylkill
for months due to the lack of de- Hall , and 300 in Luzerne Hall.
livery of more than 300 accept- Six hundred eighty-four men will
able window frames . More re- live in Elwell Hall, 200 in Norcently, construction has been thumberland Hall, and 36 transslowed by the strike of the win- fer freshmen men in three houses
dow glaziers, which had prevent- on Second Street. The latter will
ed the installation of glass in be razed in the near future to
the window, frames. A new com- provide the site for a multi-level
pletion date has been establish- parking garage to accommodate
ed for October 31, 1970, but this more than 200 cars, scheduled
cannot be met if there is any for comp letion in 1972.
further delay in the progress of
construction .

Waller Hall Comes Alive.

Estudian te
De Argenti na
This year BSC has a Freshman with a peculiar speech handicap, caused by thousands of
miles. This student is Graciella
Maldonado, exchange student
from Buenos Aires, Argentina ,
one ol three students chosen for
the program. She came to the
United States through an organization called the Inter-American
Cultural Exchange (IACE) to
study special courses offered in
the United States. Through the
IACE and Indiana University of
Pennsylvania , BSC was asked to
host Graciella.
At home , she is in her second
year as a law student. English,
public speaking,
marketing,
drawing, and swimming are the
courses she is taking at BSC.
This is Graciella's first visit to
the United States. Although she
misses her. family, she realizes
she is here to learn and when
returning later may be able to
contribute in some way to her
community . Because this is her
first visit here in the United
States and because she speaks
very little English , she finds it
difficult to learn new customs
and to meet new friends. (Headline Reads: Student Arrives From
Argentina)

To meet the temporary housing emergency, the third and
fourth floors of Waller Hall were
reactivated as a residence to provide accommodations for 295
freshmen women. During the past
year, this space in Waller Hall
was occupied by faculty offices
which were moved to the Eakeless
Center with the opening of that
new classroom building early in
June. This leaves approximately
100 students who must find temporary housing in Bloomsburgor
commute if possible.
A special appeal has been made
by Elton Hunsinger, Dean of Students, to faculty, administrators,
and non-Instructional personnel
to provide space for the balance
of these students. All freshmen
who will be residing off campus
during this temporary period ,
will eat their meals in Scranton
Commons.
The temporary housing of
freshmen women in off campus
accommodations supplements a
recent decision by the College
Board of Trustees which states,
"all in-coming freshmen must

Competition for Char lie'*; both «ro busy

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Tryout s

There will be tryouts for the
first maj or production of the
Bloomsburg Players 1970-71season, MARAT/SADEdirected by
Mr. William Acierno, on September 23, 24, 25 and 26. 1970 at
7:15 p.m. in Haas Auditorium .
There are twelve major roles and
many smaller roles and nonspeaking parts. Also, some musicians and a chorus are needed
so everyone please tryout and
bring friends along.
Other plays scheduled for this
year include: SUMMERTRE E , to
be directed by Mr . McHalejMAN
OF LA MANCHA , to be directed
by Mr. Aceirno; and OUR TOWN ,
to be directed by Mr. Richie.

Pigskin 70 Previewed

Bloomsburg State College
opened its 1970 gridiron season
on, Friday , September 18, when
the Huskies entertained the Bald
Eagles of Lock Haven at Ath letic
Park at 8:oO p.m.*
The action of the past three
years between these two teams indicated a high scoring game.
The Bald Eagles had won in 1969
and 1968 with scores of 27-13
and 28-25 respectively. In the
latter contest last year , the lead
changed hands four ti mes. The
Huskies' last victory over Lock
Haven was in 1967 by a score of

Both Bob Weller of Lock Haven and Jerry Denstorff of Bloomsburg are seeking their first winning seasons as head coaches of
these two teams. Weller is in
his second year and Denstorff
is in his third season. Although
the Bald Eagles opened their
season last Saturday with a 19-14
loss to Delaware State, the outcome of this weeks' contest was
rated a tossup.
Present BSC records indicate
that these two teams have met
35 times since 1932. The Bald
Eagles hold a definite edge in
victories , 22-11, with two games

ending in a scoreless tie . Lock
Haven has a veteran backfield led
by quarterback , Mike Packer ,
who last year threw 137 passes
and comple ted 77 for a fine 57.2
per cent and 1,021 yards. His
favorite target , split end Sam
Vaughn is back again. Vaughn
caught 34 passes for 617 yards
and a 18.1 average and led the
team in scoring with 54 points.

Bloomsburg, on the other hand ,
fielded a new quarterback , Mike
Devereux , who worked with three
backfield veterans-f u 1 1-bac k ,
Paul Skrimcovsky, who was the
"bre ad and butter" ball carrier ,
in 132 carries averaged 2.9
yards; wingback, bob Warner ,
who led the Huskies in scoring
with 45 points last season ,caught
42 "passes for an average of 13.2
yards and in 57 attempts carried
the ball for an average of 4.8
yards; halfback , Bill Firestine ,
who averaged 2.8 yards in 28 attempts and was the chief kickoff returner. Speedy Mike Kolojejchick , replaced last year 's
number one receiver ,Greg Berger , who has graduated.
The starting offense for the
Huskies included , in addition to
Kolojejchick , Steve Harmanos,

third year at center; Joe Boti
lieri, and Ed Beishline at guar
Scott Kotterman and sophomo
Rich Walton , at tackles; and I

z,
\
;

Scrimcovsky at end. A fin e
cleus of defensive backs inclu<
Hugh Jones , John Davis , and •.
Henning, along with sophomo: •;¦ ¦
Galen Troup and Chris Kirchn .
The bulwark of the defensive 1 »
consisted of Bill Nagy, Lai
Reitz , Dan Bernoski ,Lamar K
stetter , Jerry Walborn , and 1
Schmittel. Leading linebackc
are Ken Klock, Mark Sacco, { .v.
sophomore, John Cox.
Denstorff is bless with a good
punter in Dan Stelifox, who in 49
punts last year averaged 38.C
yards, and two place kickers ,
veteran linesman, Ernie Vedral ,
and sophomore-, Neil Oberholtzer. Denstorff and his assistants, Ronald Puhl, defense
backfield , Clark Boler ,defensive
line and bill Sproule , offensive
line, in order to determine their
ability under fire , as a result
sophomores played a large role in
the Huskies' initial victory.
A freshmen football schedule
of five games, under the direction of Cecil Turberville , should
provide the Huskies with some
good material for the future.

Athletic Director * Russ Hook stands before pictures of (left to
right ) Bob Tucker , Rich Lichtel. and Stan Kucharski.
Houk

was instrumental in converting Tucker from center to end.

Huskies Win Opener ,
Maul Bald Eagle , 25-7

By John Hoffman
First Downs
12
14
Yds. Rushing
297
52
Passing
57
300
Yd s. Lost
19
58
Passes Int. by
5
0
Passes , C omp.
7-15 22-45
Kickoffs , Yds. Avg. 6-44 2.38
Kickoffs Ret ., Yds. 2-38 6-103
Punts , Yds. Avg.
7-34 9-38
Punts Ret., Yds.
3-53 4-19
Fumbles Lost
3
3
Penalties , Yds.
6-40 8-68
Friday evening Sept. 18, was
no evening for a Bald Eagle to
be flying, especially not in the
vacinity of th.e Huskies of Bloomsbur g State . Lock Haven State
coached by Bob Weller were out
scored , out played , and out hustled by coach Jerry Derstorff s
men.
Friday afternoon as C oach
Denstorff and I were watching
the rain trickle on his office
window he commented that the
defense this year was the most
determined , strongest , and quickest which had ever donned BSC
uniforms . Little did coach Denstorff know at the time that his
offense , although plagued with injuries was also outstanding.
Men like Sacco, Jerry Waiborn , Ted Schmittel, Larry Reitz ,
Bill Nagg , John Davis , Hughie

Jones, and Gary Melhow , were
the epitome of Coach Denstorff' s
defensive praises. The player
who worked mainly .up fron t for
the Huskies spent the night draped around Mike Packer and his
back-up man Ed NicGill. Offensive standouts include, Bob Warner , Mike Devereaux , Bill Firestine, Paul Skrimcovsky, Bob
Parry , Dan Skrimcovsky, and
Steve Har manos.
The Bald Eagles finally unruffled their feathers and came
flying back with :45 seconds left
but it was a bit too late. Since
the Huskies were already up by
2f» nnints.

The Huskies led at half time
6-0 on two field goals from 41
and 39 yards by Neil Oberholtzer. In the third quarter , Mike
Devereux scampered 45 yards
for paydirt and John Rossi blasted over tackle from the two.
Coach Derstorff s staff Ronald
P u hl , defensive bacKfield coach ,
( continued en page eight )

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Diamondmen Fall-Train
For Spring Season

C oaches Clar k Boler and Steve
Bresett relea sed Friday , some
interesting statistics of Basebal l
at BSC including past and future
happ enings .
Coach Bres ett has initiate d a
fall training program this year
at Bloomsburg . A total of 28
person s are out including 11
veterans from last year , and
17 new comers . Coach Bresett
said , "The purpose of the pr ogram is to fill the holes left by
those people who graduated last
year ." These persons are Dave
Smith and Don Deitterich , two
outstanding stars from last year .
The diamonders will wor k out
three nights a week from 4 to
5:30 until the last week in October , when it will be too dark to
be advantage ous.
RECORDS ANNOUNCED
C oach C lark Boler said 5 BSC
hard-ballers were given recognition for outstanding performers
in the Pennsylvania Conference
Baseball Association and one
athlete , Dave Smith also received
Honorable Mention to the NAIA
All-Americal Team.
PENN CONFERENCE
1970 all-stqx ftageball team
Bioomshiir g State Members

Gr aduate Sr. Dave-Smith who
played outfield for BSC and made
first team. Mark Vivian , Sophomore , made Pennsylvania Conference All Star Baseball Team
— Second team. Catcher , Don
Deitterich , third Baseman Dennis Weir and outfielder Tom
F luger made honorable mention.
The following are statistics
compiled for last years 19691970 baseball season .
Bloomsburg-East Stroudsburg
Game: Freshman Greg Stahora
won his second game on "7 hits ,
2 walks , and 8 strikeouts in 9
innings of an extra inning game.
He gave up 1 run .
Sophomor e Chris Perr y pitched the only shutout of the year .

He gave up 4 hits , 4 walks , and
struc k out 6 batters for his first;
win of the year .
Bloomsbur g-Millersville : Sophomore Bob Warner pitched and
batted the Huskies to the win
with the season s only grand slam
homerun . He gave up 3 run s of
7 hits , walked 3 batters , and
struck out 7 batters .
PITCH ING:
. Best Won-Los t Record — Bill
nouser — s-u
fi

r t r t

Lowest E.R. A . — Chris Perry
- 2.63
Most innings Pitch ed — Greg
Stahor a - 34 1 3
Most Str ike outs — Bob Warner
- 31
Least Base on Balls — Bill
Houser — 2
Least Hits — Joh n Lepley— 13
Least Run s Given up — Bill
Hou ser — 9
BATTIN G :
Best Fr eshman Average —
Steve Rudy — .307
Best Hitting Average — Tom
Fleeger - .326
Eagles preseason game at Princet on 's Palmer
TUCKER MAKES PROS — Bob Tuc ker, former
Best Senior Hitting — Dave
50Stadium
. Eagles defender Bo Burris (17) and
shewn
above
sprinting
to
a
pigskin
sta
r,
BSC
Smith - .321
the other Eagles strewn behind Tucker faile d to
picking
off
a
Frank
Tarkenton
pass
yard
TD
after
Best Hitting Pitch ers - Bob
nail him. '
near the end of the ; first period in the GiantsW arn er - .300 and Bill Houser
- .333
INDI VIDUA L LEADERS:
Most Runs Scored — 17 —
Dave Smith
Most Put Outs — 95 — Don
a good showing I'll stay with the of the credit for Tucker 's suc ces s
by Jim Flynn & Al Maurer
Deitt erick
must be given to the athletic diGiants ."
Bob Tucker , onetime member
Mo st Appearance at the Plate
In the same article , Didin ger rector and wrestlin g coach of
of BSC' s record settin g tr io of
- 61 - M ark Vivian
BSC , Russ Houk, Houk advised
chronicled Tusker 's difficulties
QB Rich Lichtel and wide receiMost Assists — 34 — M ark ver Stan Kucharski , has nailed a breakin g into the pro game and Tucker , a center when he first
Vivian
berth with the New York Giants . said : "Pr o scouts were wary " of arrived on campus , to try and
M ost Errors — 10 — Dennis
Tucker because although he set make the switch to the split end
Tucker 's performanc e with the
W eir
all kinds of records at BSC they position . And as the whole point
Giants in pre -season games landMost Double s — 2 — Dennis
still considered the college " a of this article will show , it was
ed him the tight end job on the
Weir and Tom Fleeger
an outstandin g suc cess.
florists
school " .
Giants ' squad .
Most Triples — 1 — Bob War TViC. Football Statistics— 1967
Tucker , h owev er , has always
Against the Eagles, who dropner , Dave M oharter , Dave Smith , ped Tucker from their taxi-squad
Binh T .l chtel School Rcrnrri fi
spoken well of his alma mater ,
and Joe Accardi
Total Offense (Passing and
but told Didin ger that the exper imidseason last year Bob pulled
M ost Homeruns — 1 — Bob in two TD passes— ,first a six- ence he gained in the AFCL was Rushing) — 1967 ' 2771 yds , 1966
,
.*
Warner and Dave Smith and Tom- yard strike , and a 50 yard end
1045 yds .; 1967 , 307.76 yds . per
useful to someone "who didn 't
my Fleeger .
OQma
get the college tr ainin g necessary
ar ound .
( cont inued on page eight )
Most attempted passes— 1967,
for the pr os."
He caught a few more against
370*
the Browns in another preseason
Percent of Completions — 1967
Two former BSC grid stars
match , the n played the full tilt
as the Giants lost their opener to were quarterback Rich Lichtel — 51 per cent *
Most Yds . Per Pass— 1967 , 7.
and split end Bob Tucker . The
the Bears Saturday .
49
(370 passe s)*
Sports
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and
Gold
staff
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Tucker was signed by the
compiled
a
data
table
on
both
,
Giants following a record setting
Most TD Thrown— 1967,' 26;
showing how they relate to school 1965, 10
year with the Pottsville Fire birds
records and individual stats . Al*
in the Atlantic Conference where
Most passes Completed — 1967 ,
he caught 66 passes and scor- thou gh Lichtel' s re cor ds are 18$ 1966, 78
more impressive than Tucker 's,
Passin g Ave . Per Game— 1967,
ed 17 touchdowns .
Bob fared better in the mad race 307 .89 per game *
In an interview with Ray DidinTnritvirinfl.1 Records
ger of the Philadelphia Bulletin , to the NFL , Tucker is now the
property of the New York Giants
Total Offense (Passin g
and
Tucker expressed a desire to play
of the recently reali gned Nation- Rushing)- 1967, Shlpp., 421 ydsf
against the Eagles in the preseaMost Yds . Passin g — 1967,
son game and said: "If I make al Football Conference . M uch
M ans., 360 yds, *
Most Yds . Per Pass (17
complete)— 1967 , Cheyney, 22.r
Most TD Passes— 1967, Lock
Haven. 5? 1967. Man sfield , 5
Most Passes Complete d —
1967/West Cheste r , 32

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Procedures and regulations for
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HUSKIES
(continued from pag» six )

C lar k Boler , defensive line
, coach , and Bill Sproule offensive
line coac h , deserve * much credit
for the fine job they have done in
molding the 1970 crew.
- The next team the Hu skies
will face is Mansfie ld State College on Saturda y, September 26 ,
at 2:00 at home.

students who have dining privileg es will use the North entrance on
inner campus .
2.—At scheduled meals when
cr owded condition s are anti cipated a staff member will be on duty
in each lobby to direct students
to the most accessible dining
area .

"Bloomsbur g State College is
extremely proud of the progress
it has experienced duri ng the pas t
several years , " Dean Hunsinger
declared . ' 'The building program
initiated by the College is one of
3.— On entering the lobbies stuthe finest in the Commonwealth , dents will for m lines on the exand as a result of this growth we treme left and right and entrance
have several outstanding new ^ to the dining areas will be by these
lines only.
buildings on the campus ,
"The building that will have
the most strai n and use is the new
Scranton Com mons . If we are to
pre serve the beaut y and the effectiveness of this facility , we
must have the cooperat ion of all
persons benefitting fro m these
modern dining methods ,"

4.— Line cutting will not be per .
mitted .
5.— Out erwear , heavy coat s,
jacket s and books must be placed imthe coat rooms at the lobbies . Attendants fur nished by the
College will be on duty . Proper
ownership of both clothing and
books must be respected .
6,—Scranton Commons
will
be secured and locked during the
hours the dining services are not

The following regulat ions are
being established to pro vide faster and more efficient use of the
dinin g facilities: 1. — Students residing in Elwell Hal l and Waller
t i e *a
Hall and those residing off cam - in
Ul UOT7
pus who have dining privileges
7.-^ Checkers will be stationed
will enter the Commons by the
Second Street entranc e. All other on the landing of each stair way .
Students must show their dining
cards before being permitted to
enter the dining area .
Diamondmen
#

Fall-Train

( continued fro m page seven )

M ost Stolen Bases — 10 —
Dave Smith
Most Strikeouts — 11 — Dave
Smith
Least Strikeout s — 5 — Dennis Weir and Rich Gatchell
Most Runs Batted in — 16
— Tom Fleegor
Most Hits - 17 — Dave Smith
and Mark Vivian
BASEBALL RECORD 1969-70
Bloomsburg 4 , Kings 2
Bloomsburg 4, Kings 3
Bloomsbur g 7 , Kutztown 4
Bloomsburg 7 , Kutztown 3
Bloomsburg 0, Shippensburg 9
Bloomsbur g 0 , Shippensbur g 3
Bloomsbur g 4 , Mansfield 3
Bloomsburg ~ , Mansfield 9
Bloomsbur f 10 , Luck Haven 9
Bloomsburg 3 , Lock Haven 8
Bloomsburg 2 , E , Stroudsbur g 1
Bloomsburg 8 , E. Str oudsburg 0
Bloomsburg 11, Millersville 3
Bloomsburg 0 , Mansfield 5
Bloomsbur g 1 , Mansfield 6
Bloomsbur g 8, Lock Haven 1
Bloomsburg 10 , Lock Haven 3
Bloomsburg 5 , Kutztown 6
Bloomsburg 3, Kutztown C
Bloomsburg 7 , Wilkes 10
Won : 11
Lost: 9
Respectfully submitted
R. Clark Boler
Baseball Coach

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8.—A supervisor will be assigned to each of the four areas
during scheduled dining hours to
assist students in any way possible .
9 .— No smoking will be permit ted in the Commons , except in the
lobby areas .

10.—Students are requested to
use good judgment regardin g appropriate dress . No beach , muscle or sleeveless shirts will be
permitted ,
11 .—Al l persons using the dining facilitie s must return trays
and utensils to the dish room .

TUCKER

(continued from page seven )

New f ros h enjoy one of t he " n icer " facet s o? college life-registration. A nice time was had by one and all.

Obiter Dictum
(continued from page thrae )

ference) or go to the top of a very
tal l buildin g (height in proportion
to distance sending) and throw
your message into the wind , or
put the dissertation or dough into
a corked bottle (making sure it
is covered with an ada quate in*
surance policy) and cast it adrift
in the sea . Buffalo herds are gone ,
indian s are imprisoned , and other telegraph-disrupting manifestations of the past are obliterated ;
but still , don 't try to warn a General Custer against little Big
Horns throu gh the use of a Western Onion message .

Fifth Column
(continued from page three ?

banks of the Potomac , history
caressin g my hair breezin g by, I
shall retroflect and acknowled ge
what a great thing George did , and
with a fixed jaw and a tear in my
eye I shall break all ties with the
past that was and the pr omise that
isn't , and I shall reach into my
pocket to get a hankie to wipe the
mist in my eye , and I shall find in
my search a stone enwra pped in
a han kie and it looks an ordinary
common stone enwrapped in a
hankie but it' s not and I shall take
it , lovingl y palmin g it for a mom*
»n» and I will pause but I will not
bre ak down (I wiU not break down)
and I shall place it twixt thumb
and forefin ger , and with my newly found coura ge I shal l find great
stren gth as I draw back my arm
...Geor ge Washington , prepare to
be overthrown!

all hope 's lost . Which is why we
gotta move . Which is why first
thing I intend to overthrow Geor ge
Washington . Ya see, I' m gonna
really do this , I been planning for
a longtime . Been conditioning my
body all summer , working up the
ol muscles . Any-way, what I' m
gonna do, I' m gonna get myself
right down to it , right to the nation 's very capito l, I shall stand
right there where patriots once
trod , indeed where the fat her of
our countr y trod , there on the

Most TD scored- 1967 , 13*
Most PAT 's— 1967 , 20*

Newman

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cussions and various pr ogr ams ,
or just relaxing fellowship for
the past four years. Activities
at the Newman Center will include counseling services lor
college students , film and discussion programs and othe r related activities of student interest.
Nancy Wisdo , a junior from
Mt . Carmel , is chairman of the
student organization . The organization is associated - with the
Catholic Campus Ministry , being governed by an advisory board
with Father Bernard H. Petrin a
as its chaplain.

BOB'S BILLIARDS
corner of Main & West Streets
For a very enjoyable evening of

• billiards
•table tennis and
• foosball

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time in the day, you 'll have a lot
more spare time for your self and
your outside interests .
The choice is yours . For the
worst of times , don't plan or schedule your activities . Let each day
take care of itself and live spontaneously . However , for the best
of times , plan , schedule , get organized . Set and define your goals
and objectives well in advance .
It' s your head on the block
now. Don't lose it .
B.T .

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Most Passes Caught —Susq .,
1967 , 15*
Greatest Yds . Gained By A
Pass Rec ,——Susq, , 1967 , 290
Mos t PAT' s—Susq ., 1967 ,4

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