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FRIDAY . OCTOBER 17, 196f

BLOOMSBURG STATE COLLEGE
CALENDA R
Friday, October 17
Movi e
DEAD HEAT ON A
MERRY-GO-ROUND
Carve r — 9 p.mSafurday, October 18
MAlersville vs . BSC (A) 2 P.M.
Dance
NOBODY'S CHILDREN
Centennial Gym — 9 P.M.
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Wedn esday, October 22
Literary & Film Society
LA DOLCE VITA
Carver — 8 PM.

Lit-Film
La Dolce

Conce rt Choir
Rocks Haas

Led by Mr. William K . Deck* companyin g on the guitar ,
Wi th a change of pace , Sharon
«r , the BSC Concert Choir gave
Wenner
and Bob Casey each did
an excellent account of them -]
their solo, "Will You Be Staying
selves Sunday night , October 12,
After Sunday ?" and "Yesterday"
in Haas Auditorium.
respectively .
The concert opened with "Do
You Know the Way to San Jose?"
The last solos wer e done by
which led into the second song, C elestine W rona , "The Look of
"My Special Angel," with a solo L ove" an d J ames R eese, "A
by Bob Else . Other solos were Time for Us."
done by Carl Kishbau gh, "A Man
Without Love" ; "As Long As He
The concert concluded with a
Needs Me" by Joanne Manznick; finale composed of selections
"Scarbo rough Fair" by Shelby from the Broadwa y musical
Treon with Rich Gatherman ac* HAIR .

The Literar y and Film Society
fill open its. fifth film seri es
with the movie that made Fede *
ric o Fellini famous in the United
States , La Dolce Vita, a story
of the Italian jet set against the
back gro und of affluence and bore *
dom . The film stars Marcello
Mastroianni and Anita Ekber g,
as well as several other actors
who have since become identi fied with Fellinl 's inspired filmmaking.
The third year of the Society 's
operation will feature six film;
each semester , along- with shor
films with special interest and re
lated programs . THE FOOT *
NOTE , film and literary magazine , will continue under the edi
torship of Mary Lou Boyle am
Mrs. Susan Brook , and is distr ibuted free to all members .
Other films to be shown this
fall are THE GRAPES 01
WRATH, MONIKA , THE LORL
OF THE FLIES , NOTHING BUT A
MAN , and CARTOUCH E . All
movies will be shown in Carv er,
-on Wednesday evenin gs at 8 p.m.
Only members may attend the
screenin gs.
Membershi ps may be obtained
outs ide Husky Lounge from Monday, October 20 to Wedn esday,
October 22. Single membershi ps
are available at $3; double membersh ips at $5. Checks may be
sent to Box 306, payable to BSC
Literary and Film Society.

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Kohle r is Queen
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York , representing Beta Sigma
Delta. Kathryn is a sophomore
enro lled in secondary education .
Third runneru p: Denise Fanella ,
daughter of Mr . and Mrs. Syl*
vester Fane lla, 209 Indiana Avenue , Shenandoah , Pa ., re present
ing Sigma Pi. Denise is a sophomore enro lled in elementar yeducation. Fourth runneru p: Jud y
Kna pp,
daughter
of Mrs.
Mar guerite
Weidow, R .D. 3,
Montrose , Pa., representing AlThe four runnerups were as pha Pi Omega . Judy is a J unior
follows: First runnerup: Mar - enrol led in elementary education.
garet Turner , daughter of Mrs .
The Freshmen Class SweetWilbur E . Turner , R .D, 1, Muncy, heart is Fran Tonolo , daughter of
Pa., representing the Association Dr. and Mrs . Alfred E . Tonolo ,
of Resident Women . Mar garet is 928 Belair Drive , Berw ick , Pa.
a sophomore enrolled In secon- Fran is a freshman enrolled in
dary education . Second runnerarts and sciences.
up: Kathryn Kreiger , dau ghter of
The Freshmen Class SweetMr. and Mrs . Howard Kreiger , 27 heart is not eligible for the
Sunrise Lane , Pearl River , New
Homecoming Queen competition.

Miss Jodi Kohler , daughter of
Mr . and Mrs . Charles A . Kohler ,
585 Quaker Drive , York , Pa ., was
crowned BSC 's H omecoming
Queen Friday , October 10. Jodi
represented Pi Epsilon Chi , so*
cial fraternity , and was crown ed
during the inter mission of the
Big Name Enterta inment presentat ion , "Gar y Puckett and the
Union Gap ." Jodi is a sophomore
enro lled in elementary education .

BILL KNOTT
1940 - 1966

A dm ins . Positi o n

In clarifyingthe adminlitration
policy relating to class attondanct Wedntidty, October 10/
1969, In conjunction with the Viet.

nam Moratorium , classes wore
hold as scheduled according to a
memorandum issued by John A.
Hoch, Dean of Initructlon ,

The memoran dum
further
stated that faculty members who
had a per sonal concern in the
activities scheduled by the local
Vietnam Morato rium Committee
to decide for themselves whether
or not to participate In thes e
activities . Any faculty member
canceling a class had to Inform
his depart ment chairman and the
Dean of Instruction 's office , in*
forming both of whatever arrangeme nts were made ,
The College cooperated fully
with semina r groups, providing
necessary facilities and support ing their effort s.

(Photo by <0*Dsy)

Funk & Puckett

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FORUM

LETTERS....
Cj untli er ^4aa£ n
Gentlemen :
Your co-leature editor , Allan
M aurer , in your Oct. 10 issue,
"playfully " suggests that I am
un-American.
Unlike Mr. M aur er , I am an
American by choice , not by birth .
I came to this country as a homeless teena ger . Thank s to the
American way oi life I was able
to wort my way thr ough school
to the Ph.D. For this oppor tunit y, I believe I owe this coun tr y a debt of loyalty.
I believe in the things that
made A mer ica great , nota bly the
guarantees of the Bill of Rights .
I believe that the acid test of
freedom is always the right oi
one's opponents to be heard anc'
the right of the people to learn
facts and make up their minds
without fear or intimidation.
I believe in the right and the
obligation of the majority to make
salutar y laws for the nation and
the duty of the minorit y to conform to the decisi ons of nat ional
leadership . I believe in the right
of individuals and groups to seek
re dress through peaceful means
and to tr y to pers uade the majori ty through the cogency of its
ar guments , not the shrillness of
its voice , the b la ze of torc hes, or
the blow of the naked fist.
I belive in the syste m of private enter pri se and individual
initiative by which America became a great nation. I believe
that , as long as this system is
allowe d to operate unimpeded ,
the best men wi ll win out and
perpetuate the excellence of our
civilization.
I believe in tne pmiosopnicai
and political principles of the
Founding Fathers , who used violenc e only In the interest of their
country and established an order ly Government th at has been a
model fre quently emulated by
freedom-see king nations .
Fin ally, I believe I owe my undivided loyalty to my country In
times of war. I believe that all

citi zens owe thi s countr y their

best efforts to help win its bat tles. And I believe that this
countr y acts correctly when it appears as the champion of democrac y — anywhere .
Mr. Maurer thinks I am unAmerican . I think that , if he will
recons ider this shameful epithet ,
he will find it comprises defama tion of character , an d that he owes
the MAROON AND GOLD read ,
ers and me an apology.
Sincerel y yours,
H ans K arl Gunt her , PhJD.
Professor of History
K ^aitor 3

note

li my "playful suggestions ,"
in the Adam 's Apple column of
October 10 , in anyway Insinuated ,
implied, or suggested that Dr.
Gunther Is , was , or has been unAmer ican , then I apologize to
him , for no suc h suggest ion was
inten ded.
If any implications were made ,
they were in regard to Dr. Gunther ' s fervent A mer icanism , or
If you prefer , his American Nationalism.
The October 10 column was not
intended to be taken seriously .
Wh enever one attem p ts h umor
of this sort , one trusts the Inte lligence an d good h umor of
those Involved to pr otec t oneself
from being taken seriousl y. When
th at trust p roves to be erroneous
thon one must resort to serious ness.
Thus , lest there be othe r misunderstandings ; Mr. Turner has
a superb vocabulary; Mr. Per dock Is one of the best English
profs at BSC (my judgement),
Mr. Shanoski Is one of my favorite
people, and Mr. Perc y has one
of the best minds on campus and
has my unreserved admiration;
I even like Dr . Gunther. I could
go on , but is it really necessary?
ALLAN MAU RE R

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by allan maurer
Credibilit y gap? Presid ent
Nixon state d unequivocall y that
"policy would not be affected" by
last Wednesda y' s Vietnam Mo ra tor ium. During the same week,
the Pres ident removed Louis B.
Hershey from his position as
Selective Service chief , and reporters noted that Hershey was
the target of many anti-war , antidraft demonstrations . Nixon also
called Henr y, Cabot Lodge, top
ne gotiator in P ar is, to Was h*
ington on the eve of the Morator ium. Shortly after this, he
announce d a nation wide radio- TV
address on "the state of the war
in Vietnam " for Nov. 3. Report ers noted that such addresses
were not usually ann ounced so far
. In advance.
One must assume that Nixon
was speakin g from a purel y per sonal stand point when he said
"policy will not be affected ," because the Moratorium apparentl y
had quite vivid effects in Congress . Goddell , R-NY , pro posed a
withdrawal plan . Senators , such
as Moss, D-Utah , wh o formerl y
supported the President 's policy
reverse d t heir stan d, and Rep.
R ogers M orton , GOP national
chairman , endorsed the M orator ium.
The President 's "policy cannot be allowed to be made by
demonstrat ions," ar gument does
not stand up well either. Seventynine college and university presi dents issued a statement ur ging
the President to hasten withdrawal from Vietnam , and communities across the land took a hard
look at Vietnam . Demonstrators
and radicals were not alone in
their dissent.
HISTORY DEPARTMENT
Our own history department
passed a statement "recognizing
the significanc e" of the BSC
teach-in. Much stronger statements and resolutions were passed by history departments at

: dor Remsen
Bill Teltswo rth
Martin Kleiner
Glnn y Pott er

Allan Maur er

Clark Rueh
Jim W*
Kathy RoirtV
Pern Van Bppa
.Mr. Michael Stan ley

ADDITIO NA L STAPP: Ter ry Bliss , Leonard Hou se, Barbara Memor y, Janic e Orfowsky, Janlee Schlndelor , Dave
Kelle r, Dianna Cr ane , Velma Avt ry, Joh n Sturg rln, Tom
Punk , Bob Schul ti.
AH opinions expressed by columnists and nature writers,
Including Ittters-to4tie editor * »r% not necessaril y those-of
this publication but ?hose of the Individuals.

ON THE COMMITTEE STURC
ture at BSC

I am writing this article to
acquaint students at BSC with
the inadequate state of the committee structure that exists here .
I am a member of the Academic
Affairs Committee and of the
Academic Achievement Subcom mittee within that organization .
This is my second year of member ship on thi s committee and
what follows are the impre ssions
that I have received concerning
the committee system at BSC .
COMMITTEE

IMBALANCE

There are sixteen members
on this committee . If member *
ship is categorized under two
headings (1) faculty and (2) students , there would be twelve
in the first and only four in
the second.
It is from such
an imbalance in composition that
I suggest that the grant of student '*participation " ma y mor e
accurately be called "windowdressing ." It would seem that
by allowing four students to sit
on such a committee it would
show an attitude of acceptance
of the notion that students should
be given an active part in determining the policy that affects
them. I suggest that the imbalance in membership shows
that the opposite exists . I suggest that the tokenism shown
by the college in this area is
an at t empt to keep stu dent s from
demanding a meaningful role in
policy formation .
Students should examine the
role that they have been given.
Students at BSC are generally
between the a ges of eighteen
and twent y-two. That is, BSC
students are adults.
Yet we
are not given an adult role .
We are treated the same way
that the outside world treats
a high-scho ol-age person or even
a grade-sc hool-age person. We
are not treate d like our peers
that are not I n colle ge .
SECOND RATE MEMBE RS
We are second-rat e member s
of this college communi ty. We
are only given a second-rate
status in determinin g the policies that this communit y of over
3,000 lives under .
If I were asked to give my impressions of how the committee
structure at BSC oper ates this
woul d be my summation: the
committee is largel y a rubber
stam p, it is a place for "windowdressln g" concern ing stu dent involvement , it doesn 't know
its authority , and it works front
insufficient data and access to
resources, I get this impre ssion
from what I have seen as a mem*
ber of a committee . The committee never , to my knowled ge, has
held a lar ge scale , college-wide
discussion of an y major policy
change brought before it. Cur rently a pass-fall grading proposal is being considered,
I
know of no general Inquiry directed to other colleges to get their
views or reports of their experiences with such a system. I
could name more example! of
( continued on page 3)

first class schools such as Har vard with overwhe lming majori ties. A number of profs in our
histor y department dissented
f rom "reco gnizing the significance oi the teach-in," including
Dr. Gunther , James Netswender ,
and C. Newton. One dissenter
averre dly said "we cannot allow
policy to be made In the streets ,"
to which another prof replied,
"t hese are n't the streets ,baby."
FLETC HER 'S AUDIENC E
Bramvre ll Fletcher presented
his rendit ion of Bernard Shaw
to a small but responsive audi ence. During inter mission, aprof
informed me that there are 500
English majors at BSC, It ,is an
understat ement to say they'were
un der-r epresented at Mr. Fletch er 's performan ce.
One cannot , however , place all
the blame for a poor turn-out onEnglish majors. There were
many events going on that evening
and althou gh we may be a firstclass sch ool, we ain't big enough
for simultaneous major events
(or even minor events). Perha ps
the Director of Student Activities
and chair men of committees responsible for scheduling convocations , evenin g entertainment ,
etc., could form some sort of coordinating committee. The DSA,
Mr. Mulka , believes Homecoming week was the real culpr it,
and he may be right . The
least we can do is to learn

JKeviewed
cJLad t Summ er
by David Rosenbl um
Columnist for the "Pitt News"
" Last Summer ," Directed by
Frank Perry . Starring Barbara
Her shey, Richar d Thomas , Bruce
Davidson , Cathy Burns.
(C PS) - Creat e a scrip t that
places four teenagers on Fire
Island for the summe r , throw
in a dash of breast exposure ,
add a J oint of grass, spr inkle
lightly with smidgens of homosexuality, "blrdicide ," muggings , and flowing obscenities ,
then ice the enti re collage with a
nifty, rape scene for a slam-ban g
climax , and you've got yourself
one helluva movie about the trou bled youth of tod ay, right? Wrong .
Fran k Perry ' s "La st Summer " seems to be an attem p t
to explain some of the reasons
for today 's young being rebel lious and disgusted with "esta blishment " values, but the effort falls miser ably . Mr. Perry
has totally bypassed the youth of
the sixties and substituted kids
left over from the forties and
fifties; In short , freaks they ain't .
Br iefly, "Last Summer " tells
of three teenag ers , a horny Insensitive boy, a hony insensitive
boy speckled with sensitivity , and
an exhibitionis t -oriented girl
with a 154 IQ who gets her kicks
by removing her top, killing
trained sea gulls , and getting
Puer to Rlcans dr unk and mugged
on an empty stomach, Hm mm.
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W A.JUH TKUTH

These three form a triumvi rate whose bond is cemented by
a devastating game where each
member must tell a "major
truth /' you know , a "major
truth " like the time you gave
your cousin a sandwich made
out of cracker s, oream ohees*,'
and mot, Really folks , If f la

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from experience .
RUSSIAN CLUB
Those students with an Inter est
in foreign affairs , Soviet-Ameri can relat ionships , Russian culture and language , and art iculate
conversation , may find the Russian Club app ealing.
Tom Funk , president of the
club , states
that it will not
"be pure ly a language club. "
He also claims the hammer and
sickle on the Russ ian Club signs
are only att ention devices. The
present c lub me mber s are doing
the ir best to create a club that
has somethng to offer all students with any Interest In Russian history , culture , music , language , and curre nt affairs. Good
idea I'd say.

the scr ipt.
They do all kinds of fun things
to show how re presentative they
are of the "youth. " Sandy , the
leader of the thre e, coin phrases
like "that' s a bunch of crap " and
"go suck your mother 's tit. 1'
(That 's new?) Dan , the horn y
insens itive guy, buys pr ophylac tics (that 's new ?), fondles Sandy 's breast in a highly unerotlc
sequence that takes place in a
movie house (that's new?), and ..
^procure s a whole J oint for all
three to share (that 's •art of
"•w >«
The unfortunate thin gs about .
the grai l scene art that '(I)
he has to get It from his par *
(continued en page I)

Turned on Tolki en

Players Rehearse for "L ittle Mary "

Little Mary Sunshin e

"Little Mary Sunshine ," the ber of the Concert Choir , will
musical comedy hit that spoofs play the title role of the virtuous
old-time operettas with a gentle , eye-battin g charmer who runs
loving hand , -v/ill be presented "by the Colorado Inn in the Rocky
the Bloomsburg Player s at Haas Mountains. Her stalwart sweetAuditorium on October 23, 24, heart 'will be impersonated by
and 25, With a libretto , music Robert Casey, the most noble
and lyrics all by one man , Rick and dependable of a brawny group
Besoyan , it was pr aised for its of Forest Ran gers . Bob is a
satiric treatment of the musical sophomore majoring in speech
comedies of forty or fifty year s and has been act ive on such
ago, when the male chor us in- shows as HENRY IV and THE
evitably knelt in ador ation of GREAT MAGICIAN . Reliable Old
the girli shly sweet hero ine, when 'Indian Chief Brown Bear (a good
good was all good and bad all Indian ), Little Mary ' s foster fathbad.
er , will be portr ayed by Tony
Velma Avery , a sophomor e Kohl . Tony, who performed in
majoring in English and a memMY SISTER EILEEN , is a senior
from Northam pton majoring in
(cont inuwd from page 2)
English .
Betn Fowius as Maaame von
ents , and (2) all thre e get stoned
Liebedich
will be seen as a roafter two tokes on a first hlgfi,
opera singer ,
manticall
y-inclined
surel y a new record . Peter ,
North
Woods while
the
afloat
in
the Henry David Thoreau of the
of
dear
old Vienna .
dreamin
g
gro up, just wants to be an aquajunior
from
Nescooeck
Beth
,
a
naut. A what?
y
e
d
ucat
ion with a
i
s
i
n
secon
d
ar
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Enter Rhoda , a plump, wireAs Nancy
biology.
major
in
toothe d 17-year-old psychoan alyst from Cleveland who dis- Twinkle , Mar y 's maid , Karen
ru pts the happy troika. She plays Fried will also have a prominent
singing role . Karen is new here
the truth game (she spat on her
Bloomsbur g this year but has
at
mother' s grave , much worse than
had
several major roles in the
snott ing up a sandwich), falls in
Wyoming
Area High School prolove with the aquana ut (a what ?),
ductions
.
and finally gets rape d by Dan
And last , but far from least ,
while Peter and Sandy hold her
Cor poral Billy played by Ralph
is
down . By the way, after threaRalph has studied voice
Miller.
ten ing to give the audience an exUniversit y and has
Temple
at
tended look at her mamarles
singing
leads in the Pl&v *
for the entire picture , Sandy had
110 IN THE
finally does , and It' s one of the ers prod uctions of DEVI L AND
THE
SHADE and
biggest downs on record .
Perr y 's DANIEL WE BSTER .
C learly , Eleanor
Filling out the chorus of Forest
scr ipt Butters from too much
gers and Eastchester FinishRan
shock and too little accurac y,
girls Is a cast of some
ing
These kids are not kids , they 're twentSchool
Bloomsbur g Play y
other
just the vicious part of the olders.
er generation wai ting to grow
The musical is being directed
up. This movie is not an In- by Mr . Rob ert Richey and
the
side look at today's youth , at
musical
director
is
Mrs
.
Charleast not the lovers of Wood, les Jackson. Scenry representing
stock; these four are the futu re
the Rocky Mountain terra in ha s
divorcees , sex neurot ics, and been
designed and constructed by
members of the Duquesne Club. Mr. James
McCubbln , Technical
ONE P LUS - ACTING
Dire**r»r ,
One plus for the movie , howAlso helping out with choreoever, Is the actin g* Barbara graphy are Frances Keller , a
Hershe y, Richard Thomas , and sophomore in elementar y edu*
Bruce Davidson are completely cation and Steve Weiss , a sophosuccessful In making you loat he more in business administrat ion.
them , and Cath y Burns as "Rhoda " Is excellent In portraying a
strai ght hippie who can't let
loose, all unique accomplish,
(continued from page two )
ments conside ring the inade quacies of the scri pt .
A last word to Mr . and Mrs.
Go/iJ tru ct lvtf
Perry:
just because you ada
some skin , four letter words , Dear Editor ]
While reading the October 8.
and mari juana to basic estab 1969
edition of THE MAROON
vlclousness
don't
lished-adult
,
AND
GOLD. I encountered the
the
buy
one
will
every
think
por trait.
The only ones who phrase "DUMP ON THE HUMP, "
will believe "t he new youth " Assuming that the term "DUMP"
are like this , are people who is synonymous with Bloomsburg
have no contact with them , nam - State College. I would like to
ely sadistic young and old who make the following comments .
I for one, and I'm sure many
populate toda y's chan ging scene.
students of Bloomsbur gState ColThis picture will make them
lege feel the same way, do not
feel less lrn wly,

Lett er...

by turned off funk
Tolkien lovers beware! Another addition to the Harvard
Lampoon series has emerged
from the distorted minds of the
Massachusetts Ivy Leaguers. And
this is a hot one — Bored of
the Rings. No longer will Hobbits be thou ght of as jovial , Little , curly-haired bobbers rom ping merril y through the Shire:
"Boggles are an unattractive
anno ying people whose
but
numbers have decreased rather
precipito usly since the bottom
fell out of the fairy-tale market ."
"Most boggle towns looked as
though some very large and untidy creature , per haps a dragon ,
had quite recently suffered a series of disappointing bowel movements in the vicinity ."
So much for destroying the
Tolkien image.
Such notable
characters as Goodgulf , the senile demented wizard ; Frito , a
dunce of a boggle; Arrowroot ,
the moron King of Twodor; Sorhed , the despicable grouch of
F order; Gimlet , son of Groin,
Dwarflord of Geritol and Royal
Inspector of Meats; Legolam ,
the elf; and an endless host of
others are , in themselves , enough
to drive the reader into hysterics .
By the way, for those unfortunate f ools who have never hear d
of the Harvard Lampoon — start

green -rot ), one. finds Dildo Bugger " ...grudgingly announcing his
intention of throwing a free feed
for all the boggles In his part
of the Sty." After the same
sort of Great Party that Bilbo
threw in LOTR (however he ,
unlike Dlldo, didn 't dro p his pants
In the middle of the thlng) and
disappearing, Dildo gave the magic ring of Sorhed to his nephew>v
Frito .
fr ito , taking Goodgulf' s blight ed advice , sets out with three
morons QSpam , Moxie, and Pepsi )
and the rin g for the dreaded Zazu
Pits of Fordor in the realm of
Sorhed . After meeting a host
of additional freaks , having absur d but stupid adventures , etc.,
etc.t the book (or thing ) ends .
But what goes on through the"
course of the story is not something to be missed -? it should .
be burned . The tale of Frito 's
quest is, at times , so hilarious
that even some of Bloomsbur g's
students will enjoy it. I sha ll
leave the endeavor to read the
book up to the discretion and
mora lity of the students . If
you liked LOTR , you will pine
and die over BOTR , and vice
versa , or verse vica, or whatever the hell.
% Abandoning now . the tone , or
rather discord, of the tale itself , for those of you who remember Pro fessor T olkien's

TOM FUNK, editor of fhe yearbook , and author of Turn ed
On Tolkien ,
(Mxurer Photo )

learning . There are a lot of
weird things in the world besides Bill Sanders and Adolf Hitler . And , for those who have
not read The Lord of the Rings
(poor dunderheads) , don't worry,
you'll get a good laugh out of
Bored anyway and maybe even
be pr odded to read the original .
Getting into the meat of the
stor y (provided of course one
gets by the flies, maggots, and

fo ru m

(continued from page two;

the committees ' ineffective deal*
ings with problem s.
It is such a situation in the
current state of our committee
arran gement at BSC that pro mpts
me to ask all committee members that are student s to boycof
their meetings and urge equaliza tion in members hip or possibly
a separate committee system
of our own.
We are affected directly by the
policies of committees that give
us , In essence , only an Indirect
role , that of persuaders . Adults
should not accept such a situation .
Elmar Chase
agree with trie classification of
Bloomsb urg State College as a
"DUMP " ; quite to the contr ar y,
I think Bloomtburg State CoL*
leg* Is a nice school and I am
proud to be a member of its
student body .
Crit icism can serve a useful
pur pose, but I think the above
reference to Bloomsburg State
College was given without proper
consideration for all the sohocl
has done and rep resented for the
past 100 years .
Let 's encourage pride in our
school; let's reduce the urge to
tear down and let's be construc tive for a change ,
Brinley J .CrahallJr,

poetry , tr y some of the Lampoon 's:
"This Rin g, not other , is made
by the elves ,
Who'd pawn their own mother to
gra b it themselves ..." or ,
"T im, Tim , Benzedrine!
Hash! Boo! Valvoline! "
or , in elvish,
"A Unicef clearasil
Gibberish «n' drivel ..."
or ,
"A King of Elves there was
of old ,
Saranrap by name ,..."
If that isn't enough, read the
thin g for yourself . The authors
of Bored of the Rings are Henry
N . Beard and Douglas C . Kenne y.
The y must be congratulated for
writ ing a major liter ary parody
in the style and with the intelligence of a minor Papal Ency-

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By Jean-Charles Costa
With this , their first songbook,
the Jefferson Air plane have made
an effort to break the pattern
set by all the song books that
have gone before it. Historicall y, '
the song book took shape with the
folk music explosion. You remember all those thousands of
J oan Baez and Peter , Paul and
Mar y books that glutted the market a few years back. With *ihe
advent of the English grou ps
someone got the bright idea to use
these books for rock group lyrics.
As a musician I can safely say
that for the most part almost all
of these books were incredibly
inacurate and misleading— some
of the chord sequences given in
the books bore no relation what soever to the actual music on the
recor dings.
This book , which covers mater ial off the grou p's third album
AFTER BATHING AT BAXTERS ,
faithfully repr oduce s the tabla ~
ture and the lyrics of the various
songs. Apparen tly, some of the
stuff was culledfrom papersused
during the actual sessions. In
ether words the Air plane supplied this book with its music ,
not a re-wr ite man. For this
virtue alone , the book is worth
buying. There are some interest *
ing pictures of the group inter sperse d amon g the songs and
there are some passages written
by members of the grou p expressing feelings about themselves. Some, like Marty Balins'
and Grace Slicks ' (lead singers) .
sound a bit precious.
But if you want an accurate
notation (ba ss, lead guitar , and
rhythm are individually noted)
of their songs, and some interest Airplane "mind trivia " this is
for you. Probably not reco mmended for those who are not
ar dent fans of the grou p.
clincal . Seriously, ha, Bored of
the Rings IS something a book
should be — a means of enjoyment without hangups on plot,
style , and stink .
The Harvard Lampoon has, for
many years , been publishingparodies of varying worth with such
titles as Life magazine , Matzoh
Dick , Crime and MatzobbaU ,s
Dick , Crime and Matzoh balls,
Rosematzoh 'a Baby, and , their
newest , Time magazine . The
parod y of Time , not quite as
good as Bored of the Rings , Is
nevertheless well wort h coiifus*.
Ing with the real thing. Perhaps
the reason that the parody of
Time Is not so stupendo us is that
In many ways it could be confused with good-old Luce 's juicer .
Both Bored of the Rings and

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by allan maurer
Last issue of the Gadfly (Mor atorium) seemed to be a distinct
step left for Bill Sanders and
crew. If they go just a bit far ther maybe people will stop suggesting , that the M&G run it as
a supplement . Certainly Is hard
to deny that there are many
similaritie s betwe en the two. It 's
a good feeling to have the Gad fly around though, never oan tell
when it might be needed in
Bloomsburg. It 's sort of an anti missile-missile, kept in constant
readiness , more for pro tection
than constant welfare. Actually
I'm just jtalo usj the GADFLY

staff would make an excellent
feature staff , and it's no seoret
that the <M bQ can use all the
manpower It can get.
DR. NOeSEN,.. WORRIED
Various factions of the itudtnt
commun ity have voiced qu«stlon -

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ing attitudes towards BSC's new
president , Dr, Nossen. The rad icals don't believe he's for real ,
and they doubt his sincerity.
The conservati ves are worried .
From what I've heard from faculty members , and students who
have work ed with him , he is sincere and has already given positive assister .ee to students and
faculty att empting liberal policy
changes, His opennes s, or"
reaohablen tss certain ly facilitates a healthier atmo sphere on
campus *
bttCURI TY POLICE

The BSC Security Police deserve a thank -you, from me at
least, for distributin g warnin g
ttoktts rather than payingttokttt
at the beginning of this teason.
If you got three of them, you'd
thank them too.
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A lar ge part of "Our Herita ge" was the west ward
ment of pioneers , as depicted by this float.

move-

The ARM Hus ky smiles on the parade watchers. Wonder if
he noticed the BSC co-eds smilin g back ? He ate the photogra pher right after this picture was taken.

Dr. and Mrs. Nossen we presume . . .
The theme of Sigma Pi' s fl oat was "A House Divided: Reunited. " They decorated their house using the
same theme.

The Maroon and Gold Band was
one of the busiest organizations
on campus durin g Homecoming.
They built a float , marched in
the parade , and performed at th»
half time of the football game.

ARA Slater 's "Hotdo g" Tony, who is also
famous for his donuts , was one of t he most
popular dignitarie s in the pa rade. His convertible was equi ppe d with tra ys of cookies that he passed out along the parade
route.

The expansion of the railroad across the nation was the theme
of this float. It was built by Pi Epsilon Chi and Lamda Alpha
Mu.

The girl * of west hall decorated in an old west theme as
their part of "Our American Herita ge/' It looks like some
poor farmer is short a wagon.
A standing room only crowd listened to Gary Puckett and the Union
Gap. Puc kett trea ted the BSC audience to a numb er of songs which
have not been released on record as of yet.
(Photo by O'Da y )

This fre shmen cheerleader casts a worried
look as the BSC football team is being defeated
3 8 - 1 3 She's
Bobbi Wynn , an Elementa ry
Ed. major
from Sunbur y, Pa.

A numbe r of posters
and signs decorate d
Husky Lounge and other parts of th e campus.
This one was created
by the brot hers of APO.

The brothers of Alpha Phi Omega recreated the
Wri ght Brothers and came out with first place
award in the float competition.

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Conferencei
Most Valuable Player:
News &
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Stu C ast erline is one reason
Mansfield is still in contention
for the Eastern Division Cham pionship of the Pennsylvania
C onference .
The senior quarterback leads
the 13-member conference in
rushing, passing , scoring, and
total offense . He even has a 50.yard punt to his credit .
"Casterline is a natural leader and a natural athl ete," says
his coach Bernie Sabol . "He' s
a little small (at 5-11) to make
it in the pros as a quarterback
but I' m writing to some guys I
know with the idea of getting
him a tryout as a defensive
man. He can run the 40 in full
dress in 4.9 or 4.8. And he's
quick ."
Riding on the unerring wing of
their ' co-capt ain, the Mountaineers have won their last three
games and match Westchester
with a perfe ct 2-0 mark in the
Eastern division .
Casterline was only the third
best passer in the conference
as a junior when he hit on 45.2
percent of his throws . But with
more experience and a flock of
good receiv ers he is now hitting
at a 56.6 clip.
"He put s it right there nine
out of ten times/' said Sabol .
"He 's right up there with Dukett
and the rest of them'."
Casterline is not only up with
Billy Dukett , he ' s slightly ahead
of the defending pass champ from *
East Stroudsburg in yardage —
605 to 599. Stu is way ahead
in total offense — 819 to 626.

Paul Skrimco vsky, a junior
full-back from Jim Thorpe , was
selected the Most Valuable Play ,
er of Satur day ' s Homecoming
game with West Chester . The
pane l of judges who made the decision included Edwa rd Schuyler , editor of the Mor ning Press ;
Tom Huntingto n, spor ts editor of
the Berwick Enterprise; and Paul
Stenko , former National Football
League standout with the Chicago
Bears and now Assistant football
coach at Berwi ck High School .
Since Saturday 's game, theM&
G Sports Staff has had an inter view with Paul and posed a few
questio ns to him. The following
is the content of that interview .
M&G: What did you think of
West Chester?
SKRIMCOVSKY: They were
BIG: they had a lot of depth .
,They seemed <to be well-drilled
too. The linebackers stunted a lot.
The overall size was big, especially the linebackers .

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the MVP award?
SKR IMCO VSKY: I was thrilled
and surprised too that I got it.
All the other guys played a hard
game and it was hard to single
out one guy who was the test .
Even the coach said it was down
to the wire and was hard to single out one because he had one
or two runs extra . Ever ybody
played hard; nobody quit .

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M & G : How do you 'psych
up' before a game?

The

SKRIMCOVSKY : I like to listen

to music, I also like to think the
coach is a combination between
Bear Br yant and Knute R ockne.
Bear Br yant because he beats
the livin' daylights out of us;

and K nute R ockne because he
uses psychology . It' s the way
he talks to us bef ore a game and
SKRIMCOVSKY : GREAT . All 'clas' that get s us' up.' And Ron great . We were all "psyched nie Puhl is the same way.
M & G : What did you think of
BSC 's effort in the game?

Marauders

men are sink ing fast
USC over Notre Dame — JJ to
outthro w JT .
Ohio State over Minnesot a —
Number 1 Buckeyes roll on.
Penn over Lehigh — Quakers
bounc e back.
Penn State over Syracuse —
Lindell to blitz the Orangemen.
Californ ia over UCLA —
Golden Bears end Bruins win
streak.
Boston College over Villanova .
— Eagles to fly high over the
Wildcats .
Yale over Columbia — Lions,
haven' t got enough to stop the Eli .
Mansfield over East Strouds *
bur g — Super "J" psyches out
to Mounta ineers in a class, high
scorin g affair.
Army over Utah State — Cadets are improving with each
game.
Oregon over Air Force —
Ducks to fly higher than the Fal cons.
North Carolina over Florida
— Gators get skinned by the Tar
Heels .
ISC over Millersviile — Huskies in a squeaker for their first
win .
Georgia over Vanderbilt —
Bulldogs sweep to victory .

up" for the game-running and
pa ssing. But we didn 't get the
breaks . We didn't get any .

They always keep us on our toes
and mentally alert . That' s every ¦
day. So by the time the game
comes around , we're pretty well
The line played a real good 'psyched up.'
game. The offensive line played
real good, and opened up a lot
M & G: Do you want to coach
of holes . Our defensive played after you graduate?
real good too. They didn 't get in
SKRIMCOVSKY : I don't know .
any long bombs or 'quickies.'
Barnha rt a n d Stutzman play- I'd like to , but I' m going to
play pro baseball. I' ve had a lot
ed real great, as usual.
of offers .
M & G : How about this SaturIf I had a chance to coach ,
day 's game with Millersville?
I'd take it . I'd love it , and U it
SKRIMCOVSKY:
They (Mil- ever happened , I'd like to coach
lersville) had a lot of bad breaks , pro -football ,
0*4, and I believe we'll make
M & G: Any further comments?
them play our kind of game .
SKRIMCOVSKY: We're goingto
They 're big, but that makes no
difference. West Chester was beat Millersville .

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had . We 're small but quick . We
beat them to the punch a lot.

Last week I did a fair job
picking the top 20 college foot*
ball games ; 17 of 21. Added to
the previous totals; I have piled
54 of 70 for 77 per cent corr ect
since the beginning of the year .
This week the M&G will feature a guest football prognosticate*, Super "J. " Our guest swami
will try to outpick my 77 per
.cent. So here we go —
Alabama over Tenn essee —
Come back for the Crimson Tide .
Dartmouth over Brown — Indians keep winning big.
Harvard over Cornell — Crimson still have hopes for Ivy
Crown.
K ansas State over Bowlin g
Green — Midwest boys to win by
two touchdowns.
Michigan over Michigan State
— Wolver ines smash Spartans .
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On Monday afternoon the BSC
cross-countr y squad had a home
meet against Kings College. As
Kings had 'an extreme ly weak
team the Huskies came thr ough
with their first blitz of the sea.
son, defeatin g Kings 15 to 50.
The harriers took the first
eight places in the meet and
also took three other places before the Kings top five could
cross the line. The scorers were :
1st - Tim Waechter , 2nd —
Terry Lee , 3rd - Scott Rogers ,
4th - Bob Bentsinger , 5th —
Charlie Graham , 6th — Mike
Duf ra in, 7th — larry Strohl ,
8th - Dave Keter , and 11th Rich Eckershey .
The harriers next meet is
again st Cheyne y on Saturday , and
the Huskies pre dict another easy
victory.
Their 4-2-0 record
should go up another notch.

The HunterViews The Out of Doors

As the trees begin to change reporter being unable to find a
and the birds begin to fly south , consistent place to down them.
there comes an ur ge in many of The Pa. Game Commissio n reus to get the old scatter gun out ports that the south central part
and tramp aroun d in the beauti - of the state has the greatest popuful . woodlands of our state. Al- lation of this elusive upland game.
Squirrels , as compared with
read y there have been a few seasons open , suc h as mourn ing last year , . are reall y hard to
doves, archer y hunting of deer find. This repor ter has spotted
and last Saturday , ducks. Tomor - a ver y limited amount of the
row legal game will also include bush ytalls . Best bets would be to
grouse , squirrels and woodcock . find a good stand of hazle nuts ,
The outlook for grouse is fair then just sit still and wait for
for this hunting season. The thun- the lads to show up.
Woodcock are migratory, with
der bi r ds are scattered, with this
the best period being the last
weekend of October and the first
weekend of November. Look for
these bir ds lu low flying areas
with patches of water nearby.
Do not forget however that October and November are the best
months for fishin g.This reporter
has been ma ki ng good catc hes of
smallmout h bass in the Susquehanna River on minnows.
In fishing , reme mber to obey
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of Kutztown. And his 36 points on
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Stu 's favorite traget has teen
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Again we sit in the beautiful
office overlooking the polluted
Susquehanna River in Northeastern Pennsylvania 'within the
hallowed halls of Bloomsburg
State College. In past years, this
dump has been the home of thousands of misguided, unfortunate ,
and suppressed individuals com» pelled by tradition to humble
themselves beiore the conserva*
tive blight of the administration.
With the change of Time else*
where in the world, revolutionary ideas have at long last even
been realized in downtownHicks*
ville hitherto unchanged for centuries; indeed not since its founding in years of yore. But here,
only the ideas are known; not the
practice of these ideas. Rightwing conservatism has long held
Bloomsburg in its iron graspperhaps never to be released.
Those who dare to stand up to the
absurdity of the situation have
found themselves degraded and
ignored. Pity.
Thus it came to pass that in
the thirtieth ytar of the reign
of Harvey I, a new wave of hope
momentarily washed upon the
beaches of this college. Harvey

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abdicated his long-held throne
in favor of a new and perhaps
better monarch, Robert the Wise.
The new ruler has since proven
to be much more flexible in policy and much more understanding in .consultation. But his
power is limited by the Prime
Minister, Lank, and his Board
of Parliament who persist in
the archaic tradition of their
former Czar , Harvey I. If the
new king manages to stifle the
opposition in his own governing
body, perhaps then Bloomsburg
State College shall at last enter
upon the road to reform and
recognition. It seems strange
that the most favorable person in
the government is the reigning
monarch and not, as is normally the case, the legislative Parliament. We now await the fare of
Lord Robert in the face of one
of the most difficult jobs of this '
century — namely, bringing
Bloomsburg into it and out of
the last one.
One might add that all of the ;
above statements are purely nonfictional, and any relation that '
they may bear to persons and
things living or dead is purely
intentional.

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He was a little green and
blue man with two minicule horns
and a very strange pointed tail .
He changed sweatshirts for every
game, but his baggy,pizza striped
pants looked like the same ones
he wore each time he made his
appearance. Of course I know
you won't believe me, but I saw
him , sitting on the Husky QB's
head, during every game we've
played in 69.
Now I don't know for sure, I
really didn 't try to get too close,
but tie looked awful heavy for a
little guy. What's worse, everytime the husky QB would go back
for a pass, the little man jumped
up and down fiendisly, stopping
only to place well timed dropkicks between the QB's shoulder
blades. Perhaps the QB was a
bit disturbed by the little guy's
activities.
We, the students of BSC , must
rally to the aid of our football
team. An all our effort, Frats,
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to pick on BSC. I'd do it myself , but he does look pretty
hefty for a wee one.
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