Business EcL Club Annual Fashion
Preparin g for
Show Theme Is
'Round the Clock'
Annual Contest

For the past twenty years the
State Teachers College, acting
through the Business Education
Club and Pi Omega Pi Fraternity,
has sponsored annual contests for
students of business subj ects. Beginning in 1931. with twelve
schools participating, these contests have continued to grow until
at the present it is necessary to
limit the number of entries to
around forty schools.
These contests are competitive
examinations conducted to encourage scholarship in bookkeeping,
business law, business arithmetic,
Gregg shorthand and typewriting.
The scores are computed in
teams and the winners receive a
plaque. All contestants on each
team are ranked , and the total of
these rankings constitute each
team score. The team with the
lowest total of the rankings is the
winner.
In past years the teams that
have won are : Bloomsburg High
School, Trevorton High School,
Collingdale High School, Danville
High School, Easton High School,
Cass Township High School, Slatington High School, Ridley Park
High Sch ool, Nether Providence
High School, Abington High School,
Stroudsburg High School, Willi am
Penn High School, Fountain Hill
High School, Wy oming High
School , Catasaqua High School,
Latrobe High School, Berwick High
School, and Northampton High
School.
Many book and machine companies demonstrate and display
their products. The companies entering this year are: American
Book Co., Gregg Division-McGrawHill Co., H. M. Rowe Co., Lyons
and Carnahan, Prentice-Hall Inc.,
South-Western Publishing Co.,
Addrassograph-Multigraph Corp.,
Burroughs Corp., Friden Calculating Machine Agency, International Business Machines Corp., Kurtz
Broth ers, Miller Office Supply and
Equipment Co., Monroe Calculating Co., Ralph C. Coxhead Corp.,
Remington Rand Inc., Ritter's Office Supplies, Sound Scriber, Lamblyn Company, and the Underwood
Corp.
High schools participating in
this years contest are : Bangor
H. S.f Berwick Senior H. S.,
Bloomsburg Junior-Senior H. S.,
Canton H. S., Clark's Summit-Abington H. S., Council Rocks H. S.,
Danville Senior H. S., Forty-Fort
H. S., Harter-Plymouth Township
H. S., Jenkins-Yatesville Joint H.
S., Kingston H. S., Lewisburg Joint
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Airpl ane Trip for
Aviation Clubbers

At the April 22 meeting of the
Aviation Club, a flying trip was
scheduled for Thursday, April 29.
Members interested in flying got
their "chance of a lifetime " when
Mr. Sterling, club adviser, piloted
a Piper Cub airplane with one
member of the club at his side.
The idea was to give each interested party a chance to fly an
airplane. Mr. Sterling took off ,
flew for a couple of minutes, landed, and began the routine all over
again with another member of the
Aviation Club.
Preceding the flight , a film entitled "How To Fly," was shown
promptly at 12:30 P.M., Thursday,
April 29, in the Audio-Visual Aids
room. Tlila him gave each member a general knowledge of how
to pilot an airplane so when Mr.
Sterling told him to "take the
controls", he knew what to do.
The flight was. scheduled for
3:30 P.M. and proved to be a very
interesting experience for all concerned.

Science Club Visits
Bloom Water Works

The April 22 meeting of the
Science Club was held in the form
of a fleld trip to the Bloomsburg
Water Works. The club members
met at the steam plant at 3 P.M.
and proceeded from there by cars
to the water works. At the plant
the members were taken on a tour
of the installations. In charge of
the arrangements for the tri p
were Patricia Hartman and Harold Sacks.
President Oren Baker presided
over the business meeting which
was held at the water works. At
this time nomination s were made
for officers for the first semester
of the coming school year. Tho
nominees were : President , Al Walburn , Joe Shemanski, Robert Blyler: VJce-President , Alton Schmidt,
Mike Homlck; Program Chairman,
Byron Bishop, Ronald Kanski;
Secretar y, Elaine Fowler, Patricia
Hartman ; Treasurer , Barbara Adams, Oren Baker.

"Fashions 'Round The Clock" •
will be the theme of the Eighth
Annual Fashion Show staged by
students of the Bloomsburg State
Teachers College on Friday, May
seventh, it was announced by
Charles H. Henrie, faculty advisor
of the annual event. Mr. Henrie
said that the public is invited to
attend both the matinee and evening performances, which will be
held in the Carver Auditorium.
Eighteen students have been selected as models, in clu ding three
Freshman women, who will be appearing in the popular affair for
the first time. Tryouts for models
were held five days, and rehearsals have been held three days a
week for the past two weeks.
Since Easter vacation, practices
have been held each day.
Mr. Henrie announced that the
following have been selected as

models: Shirley Eveland, Pa trici a
Boyle, Dolores Doyle, Margaret
Shultz, Joanne Heisley, Sar a Jane
Hoffman, Olive Jean Fedrigon,
Relda Rohrbach, Grace Histed,
Jan Feren ce, Judith Stephens,
Barbara Bennett, Doris Kryzwicki,
Joan Christie, Virginia Scrimgeour, Bobbi Roadside, Joan Reider, and Alice Eyer.
The matinee performance will
begin at 2:15 p.m., while curtain
time for the evening show will be
8:15 p.m. Women guests at the
Spring Reunion of the Caldwell
Consistory have been invited to
attend the matinee. No tickets will
be necessary for either the matinee or evening performance.
Much of the success of the
Eighth Annual Fashion Show will
depend upon the work of a group
of students who are called "Store
Coordinators." Mr. Charles H.
Henrie, director of the popular
event, said today that these coordinators are busily engaged in
planning and executing many of
the details that make the big
show a high spot in the college
social calendar.
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Mr. Hoch Speaks
To Many Students

j onn a. woch was the teatured
speaker at the annual Athletic
Dinner of the Black Creek Township High School at Rock Glen,
Wednesdav evening, April 28.
Dean Hoch will speak on the
subj ect, "Athletics — Stepping
Stone or Grindstone?" Mr. Hoch
also spoke at the annual basketball dinner sponsored by the Central Y. M. C. A. of Wilkes-Barre,
Thursday evening, April 29.
He was also one of the featured
speakers at the annual Career
Day at Mt. Carmel on Tuesday,
April 20. Dean Hoch spoke to the
students in the morning program
in Victoria Theatre on the subj ect ,
"Financing Your Way Through
College."
During the afternoon sessions,
Mr. Hoch jo ined two other members of the Bloomsburg faculty,
Walter S. Rygiel and Dr. Richard
G. Hallisy, on the staff of consultants for a discussion of careers in
teaching and business.

Students Represent
BSTC at Convention

At the annual F.T.A. state convention Evelyn Weaver was elected to the office of state secretarytreasurer. Evelyn is a Junior business student from Mu ncy. Her
official duties will bo to handle all
State F.T.A. correspondence and
also to issue the monthly F.T.A.
news letter.
The convention was held this
year at Slippery Rock S.T.C. Six
delegates from our local F.T.A.
were sent to the convention. Miss
Hazen and Mrs. Baker were also
present at the convention,
The program of the convention
consisted of three business meetings, a tea, and a dance on Friday
night.
Delegates attending the convention were: Mary Jo Williams, Pegpv Haupt, Evelyn Weaver, Allan
Walburn , Joseph Colone, and Al
McManus,

Graduation Speaker

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Dr. Paul S. Weaver

Mr. Henrie Win s
N. Y. Fellowshi p

A fellowship to study in the
financial district of New York City
has been granted to Charles H.
Henrie. The fellowship will enable
Mr. Henrie to study in New York
City for a period of three weeks.
All expenses will be paid by the
Joint Committee on Education
representing the American Securities Business.
During the three-week period,
Mr. Henrie will be given an opportunity to see how the various
departments of the New York
Stock and Curb Exchanges actually function. It will permit him to
watch the day-to-day operation of
different types of security firms—
such as a large underwriter of
municipal securities, a large brokerage firm, an over-the-counter
security trading firm , an odd-lot
fir m, etc. An opportunity will be
given also to talk with and question partners and officers of these
firms and institutions.
The fellowship was awarded to
Mr. Henrie to enable him to continue a research proj ect on "How
To Buy and Sell Stocks." As a
part of this project, Mr. Henrie
has secured the educational materials published by the 623 members of the New York Stock Exchange.
Last December, Mr. Henrie was
an educator guest of the National
Association of Manufacturers at
its Annual Congress of Industry,
in New York City.

Mr. Geor ge Stein
Speaks to Students

Students in Speech and Hearing
viewed a film "We Speak Again ",
on loan from the American Cancer
Society, which told about the operation which removes the vocal
apparatus when it becomes malignant. Present at the showing was
Mr. George Stein, president of
Maxwell Manufacturing Company
of Millville, who had such an operation 17 months ago. He spoke of
his experience, told how he had
learned to talk without vocal cords
and how he makes adj ustments to
various phases of life because of
the condition. He said that the
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Dr. Paul Weaver
To Be Speaker at
Commencement

Paul S. Weaver, president of
Lake Erie College, the 97-year old
liberal arts college for women in
Painesville, Ohio, will deliver the
Commencement address at the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College on Monday, May 24. President
Weaver, nationally known for his
distinguished leadership as Dean
of Religious Life at Stephens College and teacher of its famous
Bu rrall Class, will speak on' the
subj ect, "Courage in the Commonplace."
Twice described in Reader's Digest, the Burrall program was directed by Dr. Weaver and, as he
so aptly puts it, "religion became
the factor which integrated the
students' lives because the teaching of spirituality has become absolutely necessary for the continuance of healthy living."

A graduate of Franklin and
Marshall College at Lancaster,
Pa., Presiden t Weaver completed
five years of graduate study at
Yale University, where he studied
philosophy, religion, and psychology. He is now completing his
sixth year as president of the
Lake Erie College. !Dr. Weaver is
widely recognized as a gifted
speaker and during the past sixteen years has lectured in approximately two hundred colleges and
universities across the country.

Rev* Singer To
Address Seniors
At Baccalau reate

The Rev. James M. Singer, pastor of St. Matthew Lutheran
Church, Bloomsburg, will deliver
the Baccalaureate sermon to the
1954 g r a d u a t i n g class of the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College Sunday afternoon, May 23.
Pastor Singer, who accepted a call
to St. Matthew Lutheran Church
earli er this y ear , will preach on
the subj ect , "Three Secrets."
The Rev. Mr. Singer was born
in Manheim and educated in the
Manheim Public Schools. Following his graduation from high
school in 1941, he attended Gettysburg College, graduating in 1945.
He graduated from the Theological Seminary at Gettysburg in
1947.
In his student days, Pastor
Singer served as student assistant
in St. James' Church, Gettysburg ;
Messiah Church , York ; and St.
Mark's Church, Baltimore, Md. On
February 15, 1947, he became Assistant Pastor of Lutheran Place
Memorial Church , Washington,
D. C. He served there until June
15, 1949 at which time he became
pastor of Christ Second Lutheran
Church in Altoona. On January 15,
he accepted a call to serve at
Bloomsburg's St. Matthew Lutheran Church.

Visitation Program
Arranged by F.T .A.

me annual *. r. a. visitation
Day will be conducted on campus
tomorrow. Each year the local
Future Teachers invite prospective
students to Bloomsburg in order
to show them our campus and add
Al Chiscon Given
a little to their knowledge of the
teaching profession. ApproximatePurdue Fellowship
ly eighty-five high school students
Alfred Chlscon, a senior at are to attend this year's Visitation
Bloomsburg State Teachers Col- day. (Most of them are from the
lege, has been awarded a teaching central part of the state.)
fellowship at Purdue University.
The Co-chairmen of the VisitaChiscon, who is presently stud- tion activities , Louise Schullery
ent teaching science and mathe- and Olive Jean Fedrigon, have
matics at Bloomsburg High School,-.- planned an Interesting day for our
will assume part-time teaching visitors. At the first meeting Dr.
duties at the Indiana University Andruss will welcome the high
in September. He will also work school students to our campus.
on his master's degree in biologi- The meeting will be followed by a
tour of the campus, lunch , ana a
cal science.
At college Chlscon is editor-in- grand floor show starring "Arnie
chief of the yearbook and an offi- Garinger and his boys." After the
cer of Kappa Delta Pi, Phi Sigma show, which will be held in the
Pi, and the senior class. He was lounge, the students will attend
also selected for Who's Who In the track meet.
Amorloa among students In AmerMany of our B.S.T.C. classmates
icancolleges and universities. He decided to attend Bloomsburg
edited the college newspaper for when they were Introduced to the
two years. Earlier this year he cam pus on "Visitation Day." Let's
cooperate with F.T.A. in making
was assistant director of the High
School senior play, "I Love Lucy 1'. this year's; Visitation Day a success,
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Campus Sheik To 1
Be Announced at
J r. Prom Tonight

Shades of the Arabian Nights!
And that's just what it's all about,
too. The Junior Prom, to be held
Friday, April 30, in Centennial
Gymnaisium, has as its theme the
Arabian Nights, As you enter the
lobby, you'll feel that you're standing beneath the romantic desert
sky so well known in song and
story. Once inside the gym you
will find that the entire room represents . a huge tent like those
often foUnd in movies. The doors
leading to the gym will, naturally,
be the entrances to the tent. From
inside, the lobby will look for all
the world like the deep blue of an
evening sky, complete with moon.
The tent's color scheme will be
aqua and pink, harmonious and
bright enough to suit any Arab.
Ah, yes, the refreshment stand !
Well, that will represent an oasis,
what else? The refreshing drink
to be found will be lime sherbert,
to match the rest of ^that. section's
greenery, of course. Miniature
tents and palm trees will grace
each of the tables which will stand
along the sides of the tent, and
spring flowers will also add to the
romantic mood.
The centerpiece will revolve
around the shiek's throne, also of
the movie variety. Pillows and luxurious materials will form this
seat. The shiek ? Well, he'll be
chosen by a committee of young
ladies whose names are not to be
divulged as yet. The qualifications
will be much like those which are
followed in choosing a queen. Personality, looks, and you know the
rest. His date will be crowned
with him, by the way. The finishing touch to the whole gala extravaganza lies in the fact that none
other than Arnie Garinger will act
as MC. There's been a lot of hard
work and deep thought put into
this affair and the j unior class is
hoping to see an excellent turnout.
Will you be there ? You may even
be chosen as shiek—who knows?

Nominees Named
By Kappa Delta

Gamma Beta chapter of KaDpa
Delta Pi held its monthly meeting
on April 22, at 7:00 p.m. in the
social rooms of Science Hall. Miss
Walron served as faculty adviser
in the absence of Dr. Maupin.
The following people were nominated for fraternity offices for the
college year 1954-55: President :
Oren Baker, Michael Bernot ; Vice
President: Vincent Buckwash, Alton Schmidt, Ronald Kanaskie;
Recording secretary : Eileen Gerosky, Hope Home, Ruth Paul ;
Corresponding secretary : Lynda
Bogart, S a l ly Morgan, Carol
Shupp ; Treasurer: Grace Histed,
Allen Walburn, Nancy Sue Williams; Historian : Gloria Harris,
Mary Ellen Henning, Louise LaSorsa, Malcolm Smith.
The new candidates for membership sat in on the meeting to
see how the fraternity functions.
After the business meeting refreshments were served by a committee consisting of Phyllis McLaren, Eileen Gerosky, and Nancy
Snyder.

BSTC Mixed Chorus
To Present Concert

On May 4, 1954, the Mixed Chorus will present a concert in our
assembly program. About sixty
members, under the encouraging
direction of Mr. Nelson Miller,
have practiced continually week
after week to make this concert
possible.
The Chorus will present a variety of gay musical numbers. Featured in this program will be an
octet consisting of: Dorothy Horning, Margaret Duttinger, Joyce
Lundy, Nancy Pearce, Sam Hall,
Bill Phillips, Bob Ebner, and Dick
Williams.

Pi Omega Pi Banquet
Committees Named

Pi Omega PI is planning their
annual banquet to be held May 6
at the American Legion. Committees were appointed by Presiden t
Ed Longo, They are as follows:
Program, Rose Marie Grant, Mae
Neugard , and Anna Bittner; Decorations, Mary Ellen Henning,
Mary Hoffecker, and Marlon Duricko; Invitation , Sara Jane Hoffman , and Pat O'Loughlin; Location, Ed Longo.
Later on in the month they aro
planning to have a picnic at Mr.
Gehrig 's grove. The refreshment
committee members for the picnic
are Mike Crlscl and Judy McCarthy.

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THE STUDENTS OF BLOO MSBURG STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE

Editor-in-Chief — Harriot Williams
Business Manager — Charles Andrews
Senior Editorial Board — Feme Soberick
Junior Editorial Board — Nancy Sue Williams. Jo Anne Hester.
Charlotte Rummage
DEPARTMENTAL HEADS
Sports Editor
Bill Bitner
News Editor
Alton Schmidt
Circulation
Virginia Scrimgeour
Feature
Joan Christie
Typing
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Edna Keim
Alberta Semanski
Keith McKay
G. I. Mail
Thomas Johnson
Photog r aphy
Columnists
Arnie Garinger
Fashions
Joan Curilla

SEVENTEEN

by MARION DURICKO

Alice Kent came down the carpeted stairs daintily, regally, wi t h all
the savoir faire of a young lady who knows she is elegently dressed.
She wan t ed to flo at down t he sta irs, but gave up that idea when she
had to step over two super-rocket j ets and her young brother Timmy
on the bottom steps.
"With a room of your own, " she said giving him a glance of familytype hatred, "with a big basement, a y ard , and a garage, you have to
have your landing field on the stairway."
"Hey, Mom, " saitJ Tim, his voice carrying well into the living room.
"She's wearing your new shoes. The one's with n o front s, where your
toes stick out."
"I'm well awa re of it , Timothy, " said his mother calmly. "And
please take that j unk out on the porch. Let's see you, Alice."
"Your pink topper, too, Mother. Please, j ust this once ? You sort
of half-promised. "
Her mother 's sigh indicated that things might be going a little too
far.
"Afte r all, Alice, aren 't you j ust a wee bit too dressed up for— "
"Oh no, Mother. You 're always saying I'm too sloppy. Then when
I do get dressed up *. . . .
The sigh was acquiescent. "All right, dear, the coat. But kindly
remove my good lapel pin. "
Timmy came in from the porch, neatly catching the screen door
with his heel, "Get jpin'," he said, thumb over shoulder. "He's here."
The hallway whirled a little. The mirror caught and held her face.
Glowing ? Definitely. Hair, slick. Mouth red; teeth white.
"Good-by, Mother."
" 'By, dear."
Walk calmly. Float if possible — no j ets. Three steps down to the
street. Oh, mur-der, what a beautiful car. He sees you now. Float!
"Hi , Alice. Sorry I'm a little late." Bob Parrish eased the hand down
on the car.
She f umbled at the car door. No catch. Don't be so darn clumsy.
And then he was at her side.
"It' s a trick," he said. "Here." The door whispered open. "Slide in."
The leather seat was unexpectedly cool and she squirmed delicately.
"Some days everything seems to go wrong," he said. "Ever have
that happen?"
"Gee, yes ," said Alice. "Some days everything seems to go wrong."
"I think I've had my share today." His head twisted sideways and
he smiled. "Swell of you to come at the last minute, Alice. Hated to
call you like that but, as I said, everything went wrong."
"Perfectly all right," she managed. "I - I really didn't have anything planned. "
"Well , I appreciate it. And I might as well tell you that you look
mighty fetching tonight. "
"I' m j ust thrown together," said Alice hastily. "Really just pitched
in a heap."
"Very pretty heap, " said Bob.
Down Spruce Avenue and a stop at the boulevard light. His lean,
brown hands slid around the wheel easily, confidently. Two boys she
knew careened across the intersection on a tiny, loud-voiced motor
scooter, swaying nimbly through the traffic. Beside her, Bob lau ghed
suddenly.
"I'd probably fiave given my right arm to have one of those things
at that age," he said.
"Those boys are complete idiots," said Alice definitely, shaking her
finger at Bob.
"Well , I don 't think I'd have enough nerve to ride one myself now,"
Bob replied.
She wished he wouldn't talk that way. It made her feel ridiculously
young. And there wasn't that much difference. He was, maybe, thirtyone. Fifteen years. Of course, when she was thirty-one he would be
forty-six, and that was shudderingly ancient.
Her mind spun slowly and deliciously as they glided along the
boulevard. The car motion ceased so gradually that she hardly realized
they had reached the big white house.
"You go on in, Alice. I'll only be a second. Mother's there in the
swing."
The tall silver-haired lady came across the porch smiling—handsome, ki n d , amiable.
"Alice, my dear, it's so nice to see you. We're happy you could
come."
"I was happy I could make it, Mrs, Parrish."
"Let's go inside where it's cooler." They moved through the wide
doorway. "Marie, Alice is here."
The blond girl swung away from the mirror. "Alice, darling. Bob
felt miserable calling you at the ladt minute. I suppose he's told you
this has been one of those incredible days."
"Let's get going. I've ordered dinner for eight o'clock," said Bob.
"Alice , you probably think we're a little "crazy," Marie said. "But
it's Mother's birthday and our anniversary and—Listen. Is that the
baby?"
"Alice, I hope that little scamp doesn't give you any trouble. "
"Goodnight , dear. We'll see you later."
"Goodnight, both Mrs. Parrishes," Said Alice solemnly. "And goodnight, Mr. Parrish."
She watched as they purred away in the beautiful car, then walked
slowly into the living room and picked up a movie magazine.
After all, seventy-five cents an hour and probably a piece of cream
pie in the ice box wasn't bad. Not bad at all.

Annual Fash ion Show

luonunuea irom page u
Chairman of the group Is Evelyn
Weaver, and Included in the committee are Bertie Knouse, Ann
Ryan, Mary Hoffecker, Sally StalUlone, Marlene Gobster, Marlon
Duricko, Jean Naughton, Joan
Hester, Judy Ulmer, Eileen Gerosky, and Mary Faith Fawcett.
The Fashion Coordinator will be
Phyllis McLaren. The stage setting
committee is composed of "Daniel
Kressler, Ed Chase. Jan Ference,
and members of the college art
classes under the direction of Mrs.
Olive Payne Beeman , w h o also
serves as faculty advisor.

PACE SETTERS

DAY WOMEN'S
NEWS

Wall er Hall News

Now that the warm weather is
here to stay, the coeds of Waller
What an extraordinary thing it Hall are spending as much time
is! It brings out old men, violets, as they can, that is as much as
prespiration, bathing beauties, rol- their stu die s will allow, enj oying
ler skates, freckles, bears, porch the wonderful outdoors. The tenswings, undershirts, flies , bare nis courts are beehives of ectivity
shoulders, scrub buckets, kid s, ba- these spring evenigs. Jo Graeber,
by carts, cold beer , mosquitoes, - Mickey Bellock, Jo Hester, Jan
Cadill acs, tennis rackets, longer Fer ence , and Deets Sta nt on are
days, serene evenings, and cotton j ust a few of the girls who rush
dresses. What is this miraculous through their dinner just to get a
court.
thing? Summer sun !
No , this isn 't the 4th of July.
Nanette Hoy "came out" in a
crisp white and black striped cot- However , this seems to be the seaton sporting spring-length sleeves. son for sparklers. Among the WalJet buttons, a black paten belt, ler Hall debs who became engagand a big black rose under the ed recently are Sally Morgan and
white pique collar were the only Mary Ellen Henning. Sally 's soldtrimmings. Nanette chose to wear ier is a B.S.T.C. graduate, John
black paten pumps to compete this Di Rico. Emmy Lou 's young man
is a senior at Drexel.
fresh looking* outfit.
In case Joan Currilla hasn't
Summer skirts are always refreshing after looking at heavy noticed, the girls in Waller Hall
somber woolens for seven months. want to give special notice to Curt
Some lovelies I noticed are : Betsy English's new light blue suit. It's
Hendershot's "Old American " pink really sharp.
Congratulations to Evelyn Weaand brown on white print; full
with knife pleats. Viv Scott's full ver who was recently elected secnavy blue with a blouse to match. retary of the State F. T. A. Nice
Jet buttons from neck to hem. work , Evie.
The new green shade makes a
Birthday greetings were extendpretty sight in the form of a pleat- ed recently to B. Bernie Butz
ed skirt when Jo Graeber wears it and Beverly Bryan. Beverly had
with a fresh , white blouse.
her friends home to the great meThe newest of new! Helen Rut- tropolis of Montoursville for her
koski's new paisley print is as birthday. Butzie couldn't possibly
smart as it could be. The black fit all her friends into "Glen Lypencil-line print on white isn't so on ", so the gang had a nice time
"paisley" that you can't see the right here on the campus.
Shades of York and Bill Jadress, a two-piecer. Knife pleats
give the skirt a full but slim ap- cobs—(O.K. Bill) have you seen
pearance and rhinestone studded the Florida tans some of our gals
j et buttons add sparkle to the are sporting?
tucked-front blouse. Best of all
the blouse is made so that it can be Miss Hazen Visits
worn either in or out.
Jan Yozviak looked sweet and Kin gston Career Day
lovely in a • pretty print of aqua
and white stripes with pink roses.
Miss Edna J. Hazen, director of
The sleeves are gathered and Elementary Education , served as
caught at the bottom with a bow consultant for a large group of
while the bodice boasts the new students interested in Teaching at
the annual Career Day at Kings"pie-cut" neckline.
Navy linens take first place- ton High School Tuesday, April
Bobbie Roadside is the proud own- 27. Miss Hazen was accompanied
er of a box suit with big white to Kingston by two graduates of
pearl buttons, Alberta Semaniski's the Kingston High School—Miss
suit takes a different turn with a Marie Parrish and Miss Patricia
Edwards , who will graduate at
crest-trimmed blazer j acket.
Attractive solids, different hues, Bloomsburg this year. Both are
and brand new prints are setting enrolled in the Department of Elthe pace for summer fashion. ementary Education.
Watch for the new paisleys and
flowers that are bursting forth on
our clever coeds.
Fraternity Pledge s
By Joan Curilla

NEWS BRIEFS

Last Thursday, the assembly applauded the performance of Doraine and Ellis, vocal partners in
Costume Cameos. The couple,
dressed in full costumes, san g excerpts from "Sh ow boat", "The
King and I", "The Chocolate Soldier ", and some Irish numbers.
For the coming programs, we
will have a concert by the mixed
chorus and the installation of the
C.G.A. officers for the coming
year. For the concert the chorus
will render such novelty numbers
as "The Band Played On", "Ch op
Sticks", and "Throw It Out the
Window". The last two assembly
programs will be the Scott Morrison Conversation Concert, and
the Senior Honor Assembly.
The assembly program committee, under the guidance of Mr.
Fenstemaker and Honora M. Noyes, has planned a tenative schedule for the 1954-55 college year.
The staff of the Waller Hall
Handbook has begun on the 195455 version of the publication. The
theme of the handbook is the
Modern version of "The Woman
that Lived in a Shoe". The editorial staff is Marion Duricko,
editor : Anne Swortwood , Wylla
Mae Bowman, Muriel Neilson and
Pat Goditus.
A Wesley Fellowship outing is
being planned for sometime in
May, and it will be in the form of
a weiner roast.
Election and installation of new
officers will take place at a campfire service.
Watch the bulletin board for
further Information.
Mr. George Stein
Knox Fellowship held a dinner
meeting at Feat's Restaurant on
Speaks to Students
April 12, 1954.
( Continued from page 1)
Plans were made to send repreprocess of re-learning to speak Is sentatives to the Presbyterian
not very difficult, In 1953 fatal- Conference the week-end of May
ities from this operation were 4 in 14, 15, and 16.
100 whereas in 1936 there were
L. S. A. met April 26 for a reg70 fatalities to every 100 opera- ular
dinner-meeting honoring sentions. He said the research of the ior members
,
American Cancer Society was
Nominations
and elections for
largely responsible for this Imoffices
were
held.
The following are
provement.
the new officers: Dick Bittner,
president; Charlotte Rummage,
A wedding is like a tourniquet- - vice-president ; Betty Hoffman ,
secretary; Jean Griffiths , treasurit stops the circulation.
—-The Stroud Courier er.

Have you noticed how springy
the women's day room has been
looking lately ? That's because we
always have bouquets of fresh
flowers here and there. Miss Waldron and some of the girls interested in keeping our day room
pleasant have been bringing flowers from home and any day you
look into the day room you can
find d aff odils , tulips, lilacs, or other spring blossoms perfuming the
room.
The big news in the day room
this week is the election results.
As we told you in the last issue
of Maroon and Gold nominations
were made before Easter vacation,
and the girls had several weeks
to think it over and decide which
candidates they feel will do the
best j ob.
Elections were held Monday,
April 26th, from 10:00 until 3:15.
Elaine Gunther headed the election committee, and Phyllis Makowski and Shirley Eveland helped
with the secret balloting.
Winners were announced at a
covered dish luncheon held Wednesday, April 28th. The names
announced were : President: Patricia Hartman; Vice-President:
Carol Wearing; Official Board
Members '. Seniors: Hope Home
and Shirley Redline; Juniors : Nancy Ebersole and Elaine Fowler ;
Soph omores : Lovell Lindenmuth
and Arlene Rando.
The luncheon was the last party
of the year for the Day Women.
At this party seniors are always
guests of the underclassmen.
The menu for the luncheon was
as follows: ham , scalloped potatoes, baked potatoes, baked beans,
pickled cabbage, harvard beets,
rolls and butter, olives and pickles,
celery and carrots, and potato
chips.
Next thing we'd like to mention
is the individual parties held for
Arlene Rando and Gloria Buckley.
The freshman girls planned the
joi nt party.
On April 9 a small birthday
was held honoring Bertie Knouse.
Diann Jones, Shirley Redline, and
Peggy Bartges were the ear-pullers. Turkey pies and home made
cake were the main dishes on the
menu.
Another surprise party celebrating the birthday of Yvonne Zeisloft was held Tuesday, May 27th.
To Be Initi ated by
Guest at this party were Phelma
Hilla, Lovell Lindenmuth, Joanne
Dram a Fraternity
Gordner, Dorothy Diltz, and of
Alpha Psi Omega, B.S.T.C.'s Na- course, Yvonne.
tional Dramatic Fraternity, will inBeverly Hough, Joyce Lundy,
iti at e eleven ne w m ember s on
and Marcy Cedor had a barbecue
Wedn esday , M ay 5, in a special
party last week.
ceremony. These new members are
Th at's all the news for now—
Elizabeth Adams , Wylla Mae see you next issue!
Bowman, Toni Czerwinski, Al Davis, Jan Ference, Glenna Gebh ar d ,
Joanne Hester, Dave Hines, Joyce Business Ed, Club
Lundy, Doyle Ly nn , and Avery
Williams.
Pre paring for Contest
Alpha Psi Omega was organized
to provide an honor society for
(Continued from page 1)
those doing a high standard of H. S., Luzerne H. S., Millersburg
work in college dramatics, and to H. S., M. S. Hershey Junior-Senior
secure for them the mutual help- H. S., Mount Carmel H. S., Northfulness provided by a large nation- ampton Area Joint H. S., Parkland
al fraternity . Membership quali- H. S., Pen Argyl Area Joint H. S.,
fications consist of doing outstand- Plymouth H. S.', Pocono Township
ing work in the Dramatic Club for H. S., Polk Township H. S., Scott
a period of at least two years and Township H. S., Snow Shoe H. S.,
having high scholarship standing.
South Middleton Township H. S.,
The president of Alph a Psi is South Williamsport Junior-Senior
William Ottaviani , the vice-presi- H. S., Towanda Valley Joint H. S.,
dent is Robert Von Drach, while Trevorton H. S., Troy H. S., TunkMary Ann Martz is treasurer, and hannock H. S., Wellsboro-CharlesMollie Harter is the present sec- ton Joint H. S., Wyalusing- Valley
retary.
Joint H. S., Wyalusing Valley
These eleven now members are Joint Schools.
So far there are 186 students
also invited to the annual Alpha
Psi Omega banquet at the Pine entered in the 1954 contest. TickBarn Inn which is to be held on ets go on sale and will be distribuThursday, May 6 to climax a year ted from 9:00 until 10:30 a. m.
May 8.
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Yohemen Register First Road Game Trackmen Break
Decisive Victory With Lock Haven Two-year Jinx In
Lock Haven Meet
Over Mansfield
Results in Loss

The Bloomsburg State Teachers
baseball team won over the visiting Mansfiel d team by a 15-2
score. The highlights of the game
were home runs by freshman
Terry Zachowski, pitcher Bob DiPipi , and senior Ken Hidlay. Returning stars of last year 's ball
clu b , Ron Steinbach and Johnny
Halcovich , had three and two hits,
respectively.
Veteran John Dennen started
on the mound for the Yohemen
and pitched for five innings and
gave up only four hits. Dennen
pi tched his best ball for three innings. In the fourth inning, lead
off hit t er Danny Umiker hi t a
Texas Leaguer behind second base
for their first hit.
Bloomsburg drew first blood in
the first inning when Steinbach
singled over the box into centerfield . He advanced to third as Bob
Cumens was safe on error of their
shortstop. John Halcovich hit in
the clutch with a single to left
scoring Steinbach. Jim Starr hit
deep to left to end the inning.
Mansfield scored in the top of
the fourth as Umiker got his initial poke and then advanced to
second on a wild throw. Merritt
hit a high fly out into right field.
Steinbach lost it in the sun, scoring Umiker. Steinbach threw a
beautiful peg to Halcovich putting
out Merritt tying to advance to
second.
The Huskies came right back
with three runs in their half of
the frame. Leading things off to a
bang was little Jimmy Starr as he
hit a slow roller to short and beat
it out. Hidlay came up next and
pounded the ball deep into right
center for a home run and two
RBI's. Pitcher John Dennen hit
through the hole between second
short , and stole second and went
to third on a passed ball. Zachowski singled to right scoring John
for the third run of the inning.
Bob Cumens got himself a single
to right, but was stranded as
Halcovich struck out.
Mansfield scored again on a
single, a stolen base, a fielder 's
choice, and a fly hit by Watkins
deep into left with the score on
a tag.
Again Bloomsburg had a sitting
spree. Hidlay started things off as
he rapped a single into center
field. Aurand hit safely through
short, and Dennen punched one
over first scoring Hidlay. Aurand
scored on the overthrow to home.
Terry Zachowski came up next
and hit his home run out into the
red ash banks of right field. Steinbach got his third hit of the day,
but was still on base as Cumens
flied out.
Bloomsburg added one run in
the seventh with Bob DiPipi's
home run blast into center field.
Mansfield was three up and three
down, and then the Huskies went
hitting again. Girton , Cheron, Halcovich, Shustack, and Fisk hit successive singles off reliever Bob
Hackitt and scored five big runs
helped along with three walks of
Hackitt.
John Dennen was the winning
pitcher, and the loser was Joe Eno.
Mansfield struck out three while
Dennen whiffed three; DiPipi fanned a beautiful seven in four
innings.

New Officer s Named
At Waller Hall Tea

The new Governing Board officers and class representatives for
next year were introduced at a
tea in the second floor lobby of
Waller Hall. The outgoing officers : Louise Schullery, Alice Fisher, Sally Morgan and Evelyn
Weaver, along with the class representatives, were presented with
corsages of white carnations. The
outgoing representatives then announced their successors. Each
new officer received a corsage of
red carnations. The new Governing Board officers for the coming
year are : Alice Fisher, president ;
Jo Hester , vice-president; Marion
Durlcko , secretary ; and Alta Hermany, treasurer. The class representatives are as follows: Seniors:
Joanne McCormick, Janice Yozviak, June Lukac and Janice Bower; Juniors : Charlotte Rummage ,
Betty Carvolth, and Carmel Craparo ; Sophomores: Enola Van Auken, Marilyn Miller, and Ella Johnson.
A College Education: Something
that enables a man to get a job
from a man who never went to
school.—Wilkes College Beacon.

Th e Hu skies' first road appear-

ance of the season was unsuccessful as they came back from Lock
Haven on the shor t end of a 6-2
score last Saturday . The College
Hill Lads haven 't been able to
annex a victory from the Bald
Eagles since the coming of Coach
Jack Yohe to the baseball helm.
The only league games the Huskies lost last season were to this
same club.
Charley Kwiatkoski got the nod
from Coach Yohe for the starting
assignment, but it just wasn't
Charley 's day as he only stayed
around to face seven batters. On
his very firs t pitch he hit short
stop Ed Weaver, and then walked
the next man on five pitches. With
two on and nobody gone, Lock
Haven's versatile Mike Yelovich
laid a bunt down the first base
line in an attempted sacrifice.
Kwiatkoski raced in to field the
b u nt , but fell on the wet grass, so
all hands were safe. With the
bases loaded and nobody gone the
clean-up batter, Chuck Meyers,
stepped in and hit a single through
second base scoring two runs. Ski
pot the next man to pop up, but
he walked the next two men forcing in a run. With the bases full
of Bald Eagles and three runs
across, Johnn Dennen come on in
relief with only two days rest.
The fir st man Dennen faced hit
what appeared to be a routine
double-play ball; it was fielded
successfully by Johnny Halcovitch,
but in his attempt to throw to
short stop Terry Zachowski the
ball went wide of the bag and two
more runs were marked up for
Lock Haven. Dennen then put out
the fire by striking out Jerry
Petuck and getting Weaver to pop
up.
The Yohemen weren 't able t o
get a hit off Petuck until the
fourth inning when Ron Steinbach
led off with a line drive double
that went over the center fielder 's
head and into the street for a
ground rule double. Steiny went
to third on an infield out by Bobby
Cumens and scored on Johnny
Halcovitch's single.
After the first inning Lock Haven was only able to score once
more, and that was in seventh
when they put a walk, a hit, and
an error together for their sixth
and final run of the afternoon.
Johnny Dennen was very effective
as he struck out eight, walked
only two, spaced two hits as he
pitched seven and 2/3 innings. The
Huskies stranded six men on the
base paths. Ron Steinbach and
Johnny Halcovitch had two hits
each to lead the Huskies hitting
department, while Mike Yelovich
also had two hits to pace the Bald
Eagles in hitting. The Huskies out
hit Lock Haven eight hits to five ,
but the first inning told the entire
story.
Defi n it ion of a wolf : A m oder n
dry cleaner. He works fast and
leaves no ring.

On Tuesday afternoon, t he 1954
edition of the Bloomsburg Track
and Field team traveled to Lock
Haven State Teachers College and
walked away with their first win
over a 2-year span, 78-48. Despite
t he cold , steady rain, the Huskies
took one event after another and
gave B.S.T.C. one of the highestscoring victories a Maroon and
Gold track team has ever registered. The times for the running
events, were slow and the results
of the field events were comparatively poor since the track was extremely muddy. The rain that
po ured down about halfway
through the events made it almost
impossible to finish the meet.
The Huskies suffered only one
inj ury, but it might have been a
costly one : Al Tucker pulled a
muscle in his left leg while running the 100-yard dash, and will
be lost to the Huskies for some
time.
The leading scorer for the victorious Huskies was John "Buzzy "
Wool who scored 14^ points in
winning the mile and 2-mile runs,
tying for first in the high jump,
and tying for third in the 100-yard
dash. Right behind Buzz was another Williamsport graduate — Ed
Bresnick who scored 13 points
with a first in the j avelin and shotput , and a second in the discus.
Nearly every man who made the
trip to Lock Haven earned at least
one place, and many of them got
two places.
The Husky winners for each
event :
100-yd . — Kopec, 1st; Thomas,
2nd; Wool, tied for 3rd. (10.7)
220-yd. — Caton, 1st; Boychuek,
2nd; Thomas 3rd. (24.8)
440-yd. — Caton, 1st; Boychuek,
2nd; (58.6)
880-yd. — Huntz, 3rd ; (2.17)
1-mile—Wool, 1st. (4.56)
2-mile—Wool, 1st. (11.26)
110-yd. high hurdles — Sammon,
tie for 1st; Kile, 3rd. ( 18.0)
220-yd. low hurdles — Kile, 2nd.
( 28.6)
Pole vault — Bush, 1st ; Weiser ,
3rd. (10 ft.)
High j ump — Weiser and Wool
tied 1st; Bush tied 3rd. (5'4")
Broad jump—Kopec, 3rd. (19'5")
Shot put — Bresnick, 1st.
(38'6 y2 ")
'Discus—Bresnick, 2nd. ( 98'5M> ")
Javelin—Bresnick, 1st. (166'9% ")
"Perchance we might be informed of what resides in yon j ug on
yon mantle."
"My lover's ashes," murmured
the landlady with a solemn tone of
reverence.
"Alas, so he has passed on to
the great beyond?"
"Heck , no, he's just too lazy to
use an ash tray."
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Young man: Sir, I want your
daughter for my wife.
Father: And I, sir, am unwilling
to trade.

SPORTS SCUTTLEBUTT
by BILL BITNER
HUSKIES TO ENGAGE IN INTERCOLLEGIATE WRESTLING . . .
1955 will see the Huskies return to the intercollegiate mat sport for the
first time since it was discontinued back in the late thirties. During
this period the College Hill Grapplers were coached by Ken Homer of
Shamokin who wasn't on the faculty of the college, but traveled to
Bloomsburg every day for his coaching duties. Just who will handle the
coaching duties next winter hasn't been released as yet by the Athletic
Committee, but it is certain that he will come from the present coaching
ranks.
Just how much the future mat coach will have to work with stands
as a huge question. On campus now are several boys who have been
outstanding high school wrestlers, but that has been in most cases
many pounds ago. Of course, in wrestling the success of your team dependd on the balance of the squad. There are in dual meets in intercollegiate wrestling eight weight divisions starting from 123 pound class
to the unlimited class which is over 177 pounds. From the looks at some
of our former high school stars, they should all qualify for the over 177
pound class; so the first job of the mat mentor will probably be to pare
the weight off some of "bigger " fellows.
A look around at some of the likely prospects to handle the grunting and groaning next winter we find a couple of Shamokin boys: Red
Welliver, who was a former state champ at around 147 pounds; Tommy
Persing did his wrestling for the Greyhounds at 167 pounds. From the
looks of things, however, Tom is' away off the 167 class at the present.
Also from Shamokin is Larry Feibig, a freshman who does his best work
around 130 pounds. From over Williamsport way we have a couple of
heavy weight in Harry Hughes, who was beaten in the semi-finals of
the state heavyweights last year, and Ed Bresnick , who has been working out at around 177 pounds. Another frosh who at the present is undoubtedly in the unlimited class at the present, but has hopes of making
the 177-class is Kingston's Don Wright. Don had only one year of high
school wrestling at Kingston, and in his first outing was pinned by
Harry Hughes in the first period. However, Don went u ndefeated for
the rest of the season until he lost in the state finals for heavyweights.
Don Wise, a former Forty Fort Flyer, who more recently has been
working with the Harrisburg YMCA mat team at 167 pounds, should
also be a strong addition to the team, as well as his former teammate
from Forty Fort, Dick Hurtt. Dick will be a senior next season, and
shouldn't have any trouble making the 147-wei ght class. One of the
few 123 pound hopef uls is Wayne Boyer, a freshman from Mifflin who
had some good high school meets to his credit, and will have no trouble
in getting back to his high school wrestling weight.
A tentative schedule for next season has been drawn up by the
Athletic Director, Mr. Hoch, and it will post eight teams who are long
in experience and probably just as deep in talent. Two of the teams on
the tentative schedule, Indiana and Edinboro Teachers, are not definite
because of the great traveling distance involved. However, it is well to
note that the perennial favorites in the Teachers College ranks, West
Chester, Lock Haven , and Millersville will be met. The tentative schedu le is as follow s:
Jan. 8 Sat.
Millersville
Home
Jan. 15 Sat.
West Chester
Away
Away
Jan. 26 Wed. East Stroudsburg
Feb. 5 Sat.
Wilkes
Home
Feb. 9 Wed. Lock Haven
Home
Feb. 12 Sat.
Indiana
Away
Feb. 19 Sat.
Edinboro
Away
Feb. 26 Sat.
Lincoln University
Home
March 4 and 5 State Teachers College Conf. Championships

Comp lete Statistics — Two Games
Player
STEINBACH
SHUSTACK
HALCOVICH
'DENNEN
DIPIPI
HIDLAY
KEEFER
CUMENS
FISK
ZACHOWSKI
CASPER
STARR

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.7
2
5
3
1
2
8
2
4
6
2
3
2
1
1
7
2
3
3
0
1
8
1 2
4
1 1
10
2
2
7
0
1
4 1 0 0

AURAND
DERK
GIRTON
TOTALS

2
1
0
75

McCarthy

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RBI SO BB
0
0
1
1
0
0
2
3
1
1 0
0
2
0
1
3
0
0
0
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1
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3
1 0
0
1 0
1 0 . 0

1 0
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1 0
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Avg.
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.666
.500
.500
.500
.430
.333
.250
.250
.200
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1
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4
5
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5
3
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0
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Home Runs: Hidlay, Zackowski, DiP ipi
Two Base Hits: Steinbach, Halcovich
Left on Base: 13
H. O.
Dennen 7 in 12 2/3 DiPipi 4 in 4 Kwiatkoski 2 in 1/3
"
" 7 in 4
Struck Out
" 12 in
"
" 1 in 4
Base on Balls
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2 in
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3 in 1/3
Shotgun wedding — A case of
wife or death.—The Keystone.
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A dumb girl is a dope. A dope
is a drug. Doctors give drugs to
relieve pain. Therefore, a dumb
girl is j ust what the doctor ordered.
# * *
Two drunks in a mid-town bar
""were discussing life. "I had the
darndest dream last night ," said
one. "I dreamed that suddenly
about one thousand funny little
men were dancing on top of my
body. They had pink caps and
green suits and funny red boots
that curled up in front."
"Yes," agreed the other, "and
there was a tinkly little bell at the
toe of each of the boots/'
"How do you know?" asked the
first one in surprise.
"There are a couple of them
"I wish Snarf would scat this jru yfarther away from th' boll — he still sitting on your shoulder, said
the other.
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"The large number of divorce s
indicate that America Is still the
land of the free," someone observed.
"Yes/' said his friend, "but the
steady level of the marriage rate •
shows it's still the home of the
brave."—Ursinus Weekly.
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Wearing her,, new evening gown,
which was extremely daring, the
wife paced up and down for hetf
husband's inspection.
"Well, how do I look?" she said
finally,
"I hate to say it, dear," replied
her husband , "bu t y ou're getting
fat,"
She gave him a look of annoyance.
"In the best places they say
'plump'," she corrected,
"Well, t h en ," retorted h e? spouse,
"you're getting plump in the best
places,"

U*tdu~Cu M£H is ? ? ? ? ?
by Arnle Garlnge

Spring is here at last. And in the spring, a young man's fancy turns
to what the girls have been thinking about all winter (tennis). U. C.
has been here three years and I believe even if it rained after they
rolled the courts, Van Drach would put on boots ( short ones) j ust to be
the first one to play tennis in the spring.
If there are any of you people reading: this who would like to play
tennis but arc afraid you'll look silly, come up and watch when. Pope
and I play Betz and Fanlchello. You won't worry about looking silly
anymore.
During Easter vacation I s'aw Tommy Persing and Martie in
Wilkes-Barre. Tom made Martie wait while he rode up and down the
escalator for 15 minutes. It's a good thing Dubbs Thomas wasn't along
or they'd still be there. Shamokm will come along, Tom, be patient.
Angus' mother is gonna be mad at him because he didn't get any
green slips this semester and they nearly had the living1 room papered
with them, too.
Next year when we play Lock Haven in baseball, we may as well
&end the training school over cause we wouldn't win if we got 21 runs
the first inning. It's j ust a jinx . We have never beaten them over there
in six years.
Wait till they come over here, huh , Rubber Arm.
Up North Hall we had an ugly contest. Now I won't tell you who
won, (no, not me, but I placed a strong third), but let me tell you about
a conceited guy. Jim Nicholas voted for HIMSELF. Smell him.
Talking about tennis matches, Angus and Ondrula were teamed up
against Longo and Gavio. Some girl looked at Joe and Bird Dog and
cried , "My Lord , one's six feet up and the other's six feet across." By
th e way, Joe's the only one I've ever seen who can return the ball while
on his back, his stomach , or hanging on the fence.
I think that everyone should know that we do have some intelligent
peoplehere. Al Chiscon got word that he will receive a fellowship from
Purdue University, which means he'll teach and go to school and get
paid too. Lots of luck, AL I'll bet everybody is glad for you.
Bobby Dipipi says that the wind must have been with him when he
clubbed that home run against Mansfield. He says' that usually, to hit
a ball that far, he has to throw it up and hit it and then go where it
lands and hit it again. Don't kid us, Bobby, they feed 'em well up in
Old Forge. B-burg has something to be proud of.
Evie Weaver has got elected to be sec. treasurer of the state F.T.A.
From what I hear the other schools were just giving namesfor nominations but McManus got up and gave a rousing1 sfreech on Miss Weaver's
excellent background and she got elected.
Can't figure out why, but during the winter, fellows coming from
the gym and Navy Hall, always went through the building, but now
they all walk around by the terraces. Nothing out there but girl s in
bathing suits. Oh, by the way, have you girls noticed the huge telescope
mounted on Harvey Boughner's window?
Do come up and watch the Softball games after supper. Two games
for the price of one. It may not be the best brand of ball played, but it's
the funniest. You can't study while it's light, so come up.
While in the day room, I was asked why I don't write something
about the Day girls. Now this is a very difficult thing to do because the
only time I ever see a Day girl is when they run into the lounge, buy a
drink , and run out again. Let me cite just two fine examples of the
Day girls — they don't cause any trouble, and they listen to good music
on their radio.
Well, tried to say something about everybody, even if I didn't know
what to write. Keep your chins up, some day I might get an inspiration
and write something readablefor once. Remember, fourteen more days,
and it's tune to start work for real.
Say - eee
U. C.
S. C. A. members attended the
meeting of Area 5 Student Christian Movement at Bucknell Recreation Center on April 24 and 25.
Speaker of the day was Reverend
E. A. Bordeneve of Philadelphia ,
and his address was "The Christian Faith and Sex".
Colleges represented were Bucknell, Penn State, Lycoming, Juniata , Lock Haven, and Bloomsburg.
Those attending from B. S. T. C.
were Janice Truscott, Florence
Keiper, Victor Michael, June Lukac, Joanne Specht and Gerald
Houseknecht. Miss Honora Noyes
was acting adviser.

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orrowed
nter
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old lady about to die told
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