^¦r _____—..._———__ Dp. Kehr Hon ored At Convent ion of Deans of Women , Ren ovations for ttarv er Ha ll and Bounge Planned the visitor to the Bin order that Bloomsburg State Hmous of the be able to may College Backer* offices m administrative Bd the which he apBe first building Boaches, the renovation of the Hall is being Bst floor of Carver has been change This Knned. put the years and will f or Beded Bministrative offices in.the front can be B the college where they and will Bsrly found by the publiccramped, the from them Bmove ¦adequate space they now occupy. ¦ A new contract , now in the. Banning stages , will provide for first He renovation of the entire ttnr of Carver Hall into space for R e administrative offices of the Bllege which are now located in Bailer Hall. At the present time proBis first floor of Carver Hall and one classrooms four Bdes Bree faculty office space. The ¦novation will provide space for of Bfices of the President, Dean Bstruction , and Business, Manage ¦T with a Board Meeting Room Kd Reception Room included. BThis contract will also include on the Carver B new slate roof Ball building and painting of the Biditorium ceiling. The Infirmary Kill receive some attention — a Bw ceiling and floor covering will B installed. Bf The college recreation center, Bhich originally was the old gymBfesium, receives a new asphalt He covered cement floor replacing Be present old wooden floor. In ¦idition , a fireplace and small Kunge room are to be constructed Kt the north end of the recreation Renter. ¦ This contract will be let someRme next month and will require ifcproximately six months to comRlete. , Dolores Doyle, and Lef t to right, first row — Douglas Stauffer , Harriet Williams, David Superdock Kenneth Kirk; William Rowley, Thomas Snierski, , Rose John Johnson Charles Andrews. Second row — Ottaviani, John Anderson, and Albert McManus. Dean 's List /or Firs t Semester Released by Dean The Dean of Instruction of the college, Dr. Thomas P. North , has released the following names of students who have qualified for the Dean's list for the first semester, 1952-53. These student s h ave a quality point average of 2.5 or better for the first semester, 195253, and an accumulative average of at least 2.0 while in attendance at this college. FRESHMEN : Wylla Bowman, Bernardine Butz, M arion Duricko , Robert Evans, Marilyn Harter, Joanne Hester, Bertha Knouse , Doris Krzywicki , Joyce Lundy, Nancy Renn , Edward Siscoe, Eileen Watson, Jean Zimmerman. SOPHOMORES: Lynda Bogart, Vincent Buckwash, Eileen Gerosky, Mary Henning, Nancy Snyder. JUNIORS: Charles Andrews, Fred DelMonte, Mary Dreibelbis, Joseph Froncek , Rose Grant, Elaine Gunther, Betty Hoover, Gerald Houseknecht, Rose Korba, ¦ Twenty-three members of Kap- M ary Ledyard, James Luchs, PhylBa Delta Pi spent last weekend, lis McLaren , Louise Schullery, Rpril 10-12, in New York City. Charlotte Stoehr, Mary ZimmerKiss Ethel Hanson accompanied man. SENIORS : Clyde Adams, Erma he group. Donald Blyler, John BogBean, Leaving at noon on Friday, they rrived at the Hotel Taft in New dan, Clare Davis, Ben Duke,, HarWiltork about 6 P.M. Friday evening ry Edwards, William Fisher Willi am Richard Jones, liam Hill, everal members attended Radio Sty Music Hall, the world's larg- Kline, Richard Knause, David st movie theater. There they saw Newbury, Doris Paternoster, he stage show, "Easter Parade", Charles Pease, June Pichel, Alice rtiich was especially beautiful be- Quick, Ruth Thomas. ause of its outstanding water dis>lay. The movie which was also hown was "By the Light of the Silvery Moon", starring Doris Day nd Gordon MacRae. Saturday morning the entire roup toured Columbia University, n particular Russell Hall of the 'eachers College. Following this The Rev. Paul Kleffel, pastor of hey visited the maj estic Riverside the Espy E.U.B. Church, spoke on Church, from the top of which "Christianity in Japan " at a j oint hey had an excellent view of the church-college fellowship supper lity. Here they also enjoyed part last evening in the social rooms of ?f a concert on the 72 bell caril- the Methodist Church. Women of on, the largest in the world. the church under the direction of Some of the members then took Mrs. Kenneth Hoyt, served a i bus down Fifth Avenue to the chicken dinner. tarbor. Passing close to the StaThose groups represented were Iue of Liberty and receiving a the Lutheran Student Association, Splendid view of the Manhattan Methodist Wesley Fellowship, Rei skyline , they sailed across the formed Student Group, Episcopal Hudson River to Staten Island on Canterbury Club, Newman Club, p. ferry boat. and Presbyterian Knox FellowOne of the highlights of the ship, There were seventy present. weekend was the seeing of "CinerRelda Rohrbach, president of ama." the new three-dimensional the Wesley Fellowship, presided. movie with a specially constructed Presidents of the various fellow[screen , at the Broadway Theater, ships taking part in the worship nws extremely realistic movie was service were Harley Stewart , Al introduced with a brief history of McManus, Ray Rosenberger and [he motion picture industry and the Rev. Edward Schnorr. then switched to the three-dimensatonal form which began with a Toiler coaster ride. ^'Cinerama" Second All-College included an airplane ride from Wew York City to San Francisco, Talent Show Given " kn owing many beautiful spot s In Last Assembly thr oughout the United States , and laiso presented several scenes from The second all -college tal ent Europ e, such as a bull fight in show was held during yesterday 's VMadrJ d and a gondola ride in Ven- assembly, with Thomas Rowley as cce. This picture is entirely in Master of Cere monies. Directe d technicolor and is narrated by by William Ott aviani , t he show i-owell Thomas . At present this is opened to the strains of Hank xne only theater having a screen Marlni and his Pastels. Comprise d »»n wh ich a three-dimensional film of Phil Gergen at alto and clarinsean be shown without the aid of et , G eorge Schell at piano, Clem ( Continued on page 2) (Continued on* page 4) : • Kapp a Delta Pi Sponsors Tri p to mew York City J oint Fellowshi p Dinner Held at Methodist Church "Apr il in Par is" Is Theme Of Tonight's J unior Prom "April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, Holiday tables under the trees " The unforgettable strains of this popular hit melody describe more vividly than mere prose the setting of tonight's long-awaited Junior Prom, For this evening only a flower-bedecked sidewalk cafe with candlelit tables under a canopy of striped awning has been transported from the heart of Paris to B.S.T.C.'s Centennial Gymnasium. Also r the world renown i^iuel l ower (or a reasonable facsimile thereof ) has been borrowed from the French capital Opportunities for j ust for the occasion. Beneath a ceiling of midnight Financ ial Aid Are blue and sparkling stars the dancers will waltz to the rhythmic Extended to Many music of Mai Arter for a paltry The Board of Trustees of BSTC $2.00 per couple price. These elaborate decorations and recently passed an unanimous resolution of appreciation to Presi- the treasured souvenir programs dent Harvey A. Andruss, fo r his have been planned by Rose Sniergenerosity in making available to ski and Johnny Johnson, with the students, profits from one of his aid of Peggy Haupt, Thelma Henbooks to the amount of $700. Orig- dershot, George Kallenback, Howinally known as the President's ard Marr, Phyllis McLaren, Jean Scholarship, this amount will be- Newhart, Phylli s Paige , Sarae come a part of the College Uhrich, and Mary Jo Williams. Community Grants administered The amusing Assembly poems through the faculty committee on and dance skits were the brain Scholarships and Grants, with Dr. children of Bill Ottiaviani and Kimber C. Kuster as chairman. Tom Rowley, while the orchestra So far this year, the profits from was secured by Pat Boyle and Al the Retail Book Store have made McManus. available for College Community The eye-catching posters are the Grants approximately $3,000, products of advertising chairman which aided 34 students. Amounts Steve Wolfe, and committee memvaried from $50 to $150. bers Carl Hinger, Joe Kissinger, During this period, the Alumni Ann Kornfeld, and Charles Yesson. Feme Soberick heads the allAssociation has made available slightly less than $2,500 to stu- important refreshment committee, dents from the Loan Fund , and and Ken Kirk is chairman of the along with several of the recent ticket sellers. Pretzels, cookies, and punch post war classes have made scholarship awards amounting to $500. made with ginger ale and raspIn addition to all these scholar- berry sherbet will comprise the ships, grants, and loans, the stu- refreshments. Shirley Eveland, Al and Bill Ottaviani makes dent payroll of the Bloomsburg Chiscon, up the committee in charge. State Teachers College has offerHappy memories of a wonderful ed an opportunity for students to evening haunting strains of earn approximately $30,000 during "April inand Paris " lingering in the the current college year. heart will be the unforgettable souvenirs of anyone attending the Junior Prom this Friday night. "Kind L a dy" Mrs. Charles Beeman was class adviser for the entire dance. Junior Class Officers are: President, David Superdock ; Vice-President, Douglas Stauffer; Secretary, Dolores Doyle; Treasurer , John Anderson ; Woman Representative, Harriet WilliarasVand Man Repre sentative, Charles Andrews. Dr. Marguerite V. Kehrr dean of women; was singley honored at the 195X conventian'ofc the-Na^ tional Association of Deans, o* Women held recently at the Conrad Hilton Hotel in Chicago. Miss Kehr was presented a citation as a tribute to her long years of distinguished leadership to young, women. The association; m. pcafessional organization of deans, counselors, and others? engaged, in student personnel worker has more, than 1500 members far colleges,, universities, and secondary/schools' in all forty-eight states'. Dean Kehr has- been- a' member of the association sinee=1929C- During that time she' served- two; terms: as national.publicist ehabr?man, president and vice-president: of the Pennsylvania Association,of > Deans of Women, and chairman of a number of state-wfde committees. At the* Chicago convention, she1 was seated at the speaker.1^ table and presented orchid:corsages by the national group as. weE as-= the*. Pennsylvania organization. Featured speaker at the testimonial, dinner held in the Grand Ballroom, of the Conrad Hilton was Mfss Dorothy Stratton, National Executive Secretary, Girl Scoots: at Ambries, New York CSty. Models Selected For f ashionShow Eighteen students haveheartselected to model the latest spins and summer fashions, at the Seventh Annual Spring FashionShow which will be presented: Friday evening, May first, iit the G&rver Auditorium. Charles: IE HeErief producer of the annual event,, snv nounced the names of the models' at the conclusion of lengthy tryouts. The students selected follow: Barbara Gulick, Joanne Heisley, Elizabeth Patton, Margaret Shultz,, Patricia Boyle, Jean O'Donnell,. Relda Rohrbach, Dolores Doyle, Shirley Eveland, Grace Histed; Janet Ference, Judith Stephens-,, Joan Scott, Barbara Bennett, Oliver Jean Fedrigon, Joan Christie, Doris Krzywickf , and Lucy Fisher; The British Coronation will be* the theme of this year's1 production which will be held in connection with the annual Business Education Contest. As has been the custom in recent years;- twoshows are planned—an;afternoon matinee and an eveningr program at 8:15 p.m. Nine area stores will participate in the 1953 show. Canterb ury Club Conduc ts College Confer ence Here A conference for the member*, of Canterbury Clubs of colleges throughout the Harrirfrarg- Diocese was held Saturday, April H',. and Sunday, April 12, at'St. PaurV Episcopal Church and:Blbomsbnrfc: State Teachers Colleger The conductorof the Conference, was Dr. William BV Willfamsonv. Rector of Grace Church; . Honest dale. s •1 Six of the colleger in the'diocese sent delegates to the conference; Betsy Zoller ot Wilson Colleger Donald-JMcKay, Robert Carry, Ira Ross, Chatty McClellan, Claudia Webster of Pennsylvania State College; Ann Cupp, Frank Roman,. Don Oxford, Bob Lastevin, Kby Book]*, John Gramley, et. Lycoxrt The pre sent J unior; sophomore , i«g College; SWrley/kaksJ),*fcn.tT and fresh man classes held nomina , John KatieF ^ Anun G™bb tions of officers ' for the coming 5rfe9 of Shlpperaburg State Teachers, year on Thursday, April 9, at ei n Thomas , WflBami ] 91, ^ *3*,* Elaine separate class, meetings In Carver 3 W anoall Seltmant r; dC Hall. Waldire r and the Rev. JamesT S; The following ' student s have Clark, Chap lain of the Bucfcn*! been nominated by the junior class University grou p ; Mar y Ruth Rud -i and have been approv ed by the dick . Rose ICorba , Cathari ne TetDean of Instruction: Presldem y- e/, Joh n Bogdtir, Mtoy Ann Mart z. • Charles Andr ews^ William Jacobs; Albert a Semanskl , h Merl yn Jo nes ; Vice -prestd 0nt - Sally stearrwr , AliceJ< , FisherWeiler , HaS George K allenb ach , David Skara mer, Douglas Stauffer; Secret ar y —Dolores Doyle, Pa t O'Loug Wln, The conferen ce- was welcomed Rose Snierski, Charlott e. Stoehr ; by Grace Histed, president ( Continue d on page 4)of the i1 (Continued on page 4) Nominatio ns for Class Officers Held Last Week nAf %am ^w *" Connie Bauer "Red Hot Mama" j Waroon anb <©olb ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ¦¦¦ ¦M^ ^ M^H^ ^ B a a B a B M i l ^ ^ ^ That 's Music ? ? ? M^H B H PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY AND FOB In order to pen a hit song these days, it is unnecessary to test youJfflp* memory to visualize "Your Old Mauch Chunk Home," possess an I.q WL , of one hundred and thirty, own a rhyming dictionary, or even knoyJMF*1 what good music really is. Rather, all that is required to write a popuIu JM assinine aria is an idiotic sense of humor, know a few foreign words otiSKU phrases that even the best linguist could not interpret , an unintelligiblclKf title, or a liet motif from a classic. This versatile business of tunesmith-iSit ing exhibits the above points in such ditties as "Jambalaya," "Feet Up/|Mei "You'll Never Get Away, " "Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania," and scores oijfflBU other such gibberish. |ft For sheer stupidity of lyrics, let us take one of the recent songs oti||HP the national hit parade and analyze the words. The lyrics go somethintpfiK; like this: jK THE STUDENTS OF BLOOMSBURQ STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE Editor-in-chief — Alfred Chiscon Associate Editor — Harriet Williams Business Manager — Albert McManus Editorial Board — Charles Andrews, Betty Hoover, Alice Quick, Stephen Wolfe Editorial Staff — Feme Soberick, Nancy Sue Williams DEPARTMENTAL HEADS Sports News Robert Von Drach Feature Anna Bittner Typing Jean Skeeba Photography ... Richard Kocher Columnists Dee Doyle Dave Newbury Harry Brooks Gene Morrison Stanley Aagaard Mary Kallenbach Toni Czerwinski Thomas Johnson Circulation Secretary G.I. Mail I; J; The fin al r ou nds of th e 1953 Ping-Pong Tournament were played on March 26. The tourney was arranged and directed by Ronald Steinback. The eighty students participating in the contests were gradually narrowed down by eliminations. In the semi-final games, Bob Von Drach defeated Bruce Butler and Billy Mughes, while Ronnie Steinbach turned back Bob Lang. Then, in the final rounds Von Drach edged out Steinback in four successive games in what was to be a seven game series for the B.S.T.C. ping-pong championship. , ADVERTISINO Shnron Dotter Jonminno lOvuiu Shirley Kveland Molllo Hnrt or Hnn» J o A nno Holslo y .Tonn Nowhnrt Hlnnnor Novlolc Alborta Semanikl John Shaffer llosomnr y Snlorald Snrno Ulirloli Connlu AVollnco ClRCUtATI ON Ant hony Hnnt jla Joan Ilownrd Kdim Ko lm Jean Irf ivimdowiM Howard lyinrr Niinoy Nob ' New Officers Are Elected by S-C-A- Second All-College Talent Show Given COME to the i JUNIOR PROM TONIGHT W& Let's hear him laugh, ha ha! Feet up, pat him on the po-po ']m. jjUflfr Mortuary Science Topic of Program For Science Club The regular meeting of Science Club was held on Thursday April 9. Plans were discussed for the annual field trip to be held in May. Oren Baker, Vice President of the Club, was appointed by President Sam Yeager as chairman of committees for the trip. Following the business, Oren Baker and Kenneth Wagner presented a program on Mortuary Science. Using blackboard diagrams, an opaque projector, and model apparatus, methods used in the preservation of human cadavers were explained. Both Mr. Baker and Mr. Wagner had attended Mortician 's School before c o n t i n u in g their education at Bloomsburg. Js|l Let's hear him laugh ! »nimi Ain't seen a babe like this before , 3 J»« He's so good lookin' gonna have some more, noSc So Feet up, pat him on the po-po [x«re Let's hear him laugh ! vWtl A parent with any sense of child care or good hygienics would hardlyj lwjj yank a child into the air by his wee feet and slam him across the kista.^p: Again , you could not expect a tot to laugh since the term laugh is syno|S1 onymous with roar, guffaw, and wheeze. Titter or gurgle would certain- Mi Iy be more apropos and descriptive. The sentence, "ain't seen a babei^n < like this before," is atrocious English. Ain't ain 't in the dictionary, ancUn||li arafo seen is used in its improper tense. "You'll Never Get Away" is another on the top of the list for squeak of the week. The title of the song is bellered no less than eight success- ithffs f mt ive times, and to add to the boredom, the words are more foolish as thenlia music progresses. The poor guy the girl sings her aria about is probably l|9p so tired of hearing her moan "You'll Never Get Away," that he hasn't *|1 ,w even attempted to escape her moronic clutches. ingi£ Finally, "Pittsburgh , Pennsylvania" deserves a better fate than Him] gets from the song of the same name. The Steel City is an interesting ii|»i and historical place, but the author of this tune writes about an in- laS1 significant pawn shop that everyone in the metropolitan area is still **£» trying to pin down geographically. The lyrics tell us this much. '*§&] There's a pawn shop on the corner in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The 2Om| author might as well have said: . yn%. There's a state store in the alley in Reno, Nevada, and he would nill have gained a wider audience since there are twice as many state stores ie ( ^. in the Nevada city as there are pawn shops in Pittsburgh. Later on in VM the song, the male is trying to compete with a millionaire's son for the •ndJ] hand of the pretty girl. He attempts this feat by spending five or ten yW dollars on the miss. Any fool should know that this money is being luiP spent in vain. Had this poor fellow been told by some of his friends un| that he was wasting his time, perhaps he wouldn't have pawned every- Bg thing he owned including his AAA insurance policy, on this indiscreet rsl ; Lucretia Borgia. ie|fe I suppose there is no solution to this dire national problem of silly songs and daffy ditties. But I do have one suggestion: that is, write a oiffe novelty tune just a bit more clever (?) than all predecessors and then is«l I'll have an income tax return comparable to Marilyn Monroe's to fill ,<|§h out. I think my song would go something like this: <\ML \M "Wish You Were Here " "Outside of Heaven " "Trying " to say Let me in, "I Hear Laughter, Ha! Ha!" "Because You're Mine " ,| t ' ¦*' . -i. uJK imBb "Charmaine" and "Until Eternity" I'll be "Dancin g With Tears In My Eyes." !?<§! A \°% "My Darling" —: *W I twin] —by Harry Brooks *um wsl. Boulder Teach ers Exchang e BOULDER , COLORADO MAL ARTER and His Orchestra (General &>taft NEWS Ilnrbnro Buolior .Tonn OhrlHtlo Lynn OoodelJ Jonnno ITRHtor O on u Knrol Tlortlo KnotiNo limnin Mlllor Nanoy Oljardorf Alton Bolmildt Mnry Jnn o Tro fujrer Don Cnrny Muriel Nielson June Lukac was elected as President of the Student Christian Association Wednesday evening, April 8. Other officers elected were Betty Hoff man, Vice-President; Nancy Homsher, Secretary ; and Florence Keiper, Treasurer. The retiring officers are Louise Schullery, Pr esident; Gerald Houseknecht , Vice-President; Alice Fish( Continued" from page 1) er, Secretary ; and Edgar Nunn , West at bass, Ned Dodson at Treasurer. The election committee drums, and Hank Marini at tenor consisted of Marie Parish, Arl ene and flute, the band played such Moyer, and Alice Quick. numbers as "When Your Lover The organization also voted to Has Gone ", "Dancing on the Ceilhave an advisory board next year ing ", and "April in Paris". which will consist of the president A "dramatic " skit entitled "Dry and the faculty adviser of each Noon " was presented with Francis off-campus college fellowship. Gay io, Ed Longo, Mike Crisci , Following the election Pat EdSkip Berry, Larry Ksanzn ak , and wards Nancy Gunton led the Tom Rowley as main "ch ara cters". worshipand service. The theme of this Interrupting exerpts dotted the skit , such as those done by Jean was Easter. Shamro and John Panichello, Muriel Nielson and Dave Skam mer , Jim Mahoney and Dutch Meyer , and Joan Christie and Al Chiscon. Sarasota , on Florida's west coast was their destination of a week. Here our classmates visited the famed Jungle Gardens, the Ringling Art Museum and home , the Boston Red Sox spring training quarters, the dog races, the Barnum and Bailey winter circus q u a r t e r s and the noted Lido •Beach. At the latter resort, the girls spent most of their time— swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, water skiing, playing volley ball oh the beach , and generally soaking up that Florida sunshine. The last part of the jo urney over the Tamiami Trail and the beautiful Florida Keys took the girls as far south as they could go in the United States. Key West, a United States Naval Station , provided many attractions including j etSi bombers, blimps, cruisers, submarines, and of course sailors. Traveling up the east coast a few days later, they passed Seminole Indian Camps, beautiful Miami Beach, and Saint Augustine, oldest city of the south. Unfortunately, the trip home ended abruptly in Georgia when their automobile ran into the rear of a truck parked dead ahead on ' the highway. The remainder of the trip home was by Greyhound bus. The girls were happy to see B.S.T.C. tower once again and today Ruth Ann Fry, Jo Ann Heisley, and Feme Soberick can be seen on campus—ju st a few shades darker than their classmates. Jambalaya and a cod fish pie And a filly gumbo, For tonight I'm going to see my muchacho mio. 1Iff> In the first place, Dan Webster doesn't even take the time to define theaHU title word so that even the most curious philologist could not find ouigjHf what Jambalaya meant. Secondly, the mere thought of cod fish pie^Rr would make the strongest stomach churn for a bromo. Lastly, an in-|fflttd sertion of the two Spanish words at the end makes this song an ersatifj ffie for today's volcanic vocalists. >uHj > Now let's take a look at "Feet Up." This miserable mockery ofj a«cl music screams from every j uke box from the Saar Basin to the Dutch by $ -emd the count again in the top led HEe fifth when Linkchorst raEith another walk and tallied a&in cemoyer's two-base knock Met Blither team was able to score lie sixth , but in the seventh nUg the Huskies leveled their ilfng eyes .and played havoc LinkColonel to pitching. Hi the the inning, L<^t flied out start ffige moyer walked and stole secIfend contin ued on to third as IBfovich grounded out pitcher to !« Glosek came through in the (fffih again as he delivered a life to send Mincemoyer scootejl home. Holtzman, who was Iming in relief , drew a walk. aSleson singled, scoring Glosek, hS sending Holtzman to third, jgnip followed with a sharp sing|8> left , and Holtzman waltzed >ngB with the third run of the rung, Bartleson advancing to im on the play. Bob Aurand, triery Husky backstop, was hit r| pitched ball to fill the bases fdJBernie Mont cleared the sacks ItS a booming triple to send the ajyries fourth , fifth and sixth ns scampering home. Both clubs scored single countsan the eighth and the Huskies tfred another in the final inning ilthe home team accounted for |ffl But it wasn't enough to overrate the big seventh inning upjing by the Huskies which provMo be the turning point in a yfe ball game. 8OT.C. m ABE iap, 3I> S 0 Bar, hh 3 1 ilfBU , as 2 2 W\\, 2b SB, lib «|,rf 3j ii, If K|ii , p Dn , vt mv. 1b gpl, c 4 2 5 2 2 4 5 4 WII.KE8 OA AB 1 1 nn 'ney, 2b 4 1 3 FPiris, of 4 1 2 Trosko, If 3 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 3 2 8 1 10 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 rffekl. p 1 0 0 0 4 10 0 J B. If Stale 41 11 87 11 j& C. ei Kro'kl , bs Davis, 3b Kar 'y, lb Wen 'n , 0 Aqui'o, rf Blnnco, rf McNow, p Jones, p H 2 2 0 OA 2 8 0 0 1 0 4 0 0 4 5 1 3 7 4 0 18 0 4 2 4 1 8 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 Totals 86 8 87 17 002 010 611—11 200 100 018— 6 Come to the LOCKERM-LlNQO ¦•¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ Waffle Grill Gialamas Photograph s 124 East Main Street Bloomsburg, Pa. Mai Arter and his Orchestra PHONE 1949 Have Fun . . . Bowl a t FESTS CONF AIR 'S BEVERAGE CO. Berwick , Pa. -a ^BHMI ^MH ^HM Mii ^MMaHHH WHLM ¦ _ I .— ^MHaRBHM THE TEXAS D. J. Comuntzk 17 East Main Street Bloomsbur g, Pa. ^H ^HW * BART PURSEL The place to purchase all your SCHOOL SUPPLIES 690 Kc RITTERS NEWS - MUSIC MEN and BOYS Your Jeweler Away fro m Home Bloomsburg, Penna. Where Dad Took His Girl GEORGE'S ALLEY f or CLOTHING SPORTS 126 East Main Street .— or — See our representative at the college: "Honest Al" Kubik, "Money Bags" Rittenmeyer, "Cousin Dan Boychuck. Geistwit e Studio s * 499 W. Main St. ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ IIIIIIMIMIII IIIIIMIII Spick and Span tonight Our Own Ice Cream I Columb ia Theatr e J UNI OR PROM RESTAURANT II Dr ess and Sport Clothes We Rent Formal Wear PINE, J EWELRY •REPAIRIN G HARRY LOGAN 5 W. Main St., Bloomsburg , Pa. ' Bloorasburq ClewelVs VELVET ICE CREAM For any Party or Get Together ROSE ft WALTS 264 East St. Tel. - 2499 FRIENDLY SERVICE For the Best Sunda es, Sandwiches, Milkshakes Ice Cream Shoppe 208 East Street J im 6 Nina Wood, Pro p. Ruth Corset and Lingerie Shop You Needn't be Breathless— Be Breathtaking Girdles - Lingerie Bras and Hosiery Prices Within Your Budget ALL STANDARD BRANDS Cor. Center and Main Streets SNYDER'S DAIRY »i • 7th and Iron Streets Bloomsbur g, Pa. Eppley 's Drug Store Main and Iron St ree t s Bloomsburg, Pa. , » Canterbur y Club Conducts Conference Current BS |Currents I . ^HMMaAMMMMHilHH ^^KKUfwi^™*™™™ ^ESBsSf cm SmKNRBE ***—^^^ mmmmm — m —^^^ ^ ^ '^ I mm " ' by Dave Newbury ' It took them longer . . . . Just recently an organization recognized something that people here on the Hill have known since back in the Thirties. What clumsy C. C. is t alking of , about, or around, is the fact that our Dean Kehr has been recognized by the National Association of Deans of Women for her outstanding work with women students. As a columnist representing most of the students (human) opinions (this may be and probably is a delusion ) I disagree with the N.A.D.W. — Since when, only with girls ? I say our Dean Kehr has had her thumb in all the best pies that were ever baked around here. I say that not just the dolls, but everyone has benefi tted from her influence. I say watch for the bare space when she leaves you. # * * * * Spring has sprung . . . . The grass has riz and we all know where the boys is . . . playing baseball. "Big" Jack Yohe has fielded nine men this year (that is official). Sounds typically Husky though, they won the opener with Wilkes. My old buddy B. Mont of football renown, powdered the pill for a triple, whilst Rudy Holtzman sat down seven Wilkians (I guess you coyld call them that). The man stopping the firepower was named Aiirand and did a very muy bueno job of it. Amongst the reasons for this typical success (11-6) was an old veteran of numerous moundmountings name of Buck "Fog-it" Byham. He is helping out with coaching of the slinging section of the team. C. C. predicts more of the same sort of winnings. Happy Spring ! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The unvarnished truth . . . . Note among you a ruddy, pink-faced Sophomore named McKay. The ruddiness is not because someone embarrassed him ; it has to do with a narrow escape. It seems Keith has learned how not to prime a furnace. Don't use varnish remover. McKay did and it almost removed him instead. All kidding aside, we're glad this vacation accident only spoiled Keith's Easter. * The Inside Story . . . . From the depth of Waller Hall comes this authoritative rumor. Dee Doyle's "Dee Tales" is being changed to Gussie's Gab. The laugh's on somebody . . . . Did you notice the perplexed laughter bred of the mob instinct born of the last M. & G. A cartoon gets the wrong caption and people laugh so they don't seem stupid. There is a number of reasons why so many laughed : 1. It seemed like typical M. & G. humor to them. 2. It was funnier with the wrong caption . 3. The administration laughed. 4. They may have enj oyed Judy Fry 's explanation. 5. It was the election issue and during elections the laugh is always on somebody. Involuntary servitude . . . . J. Bogdan, a venerable and ordinarily pretty sharp senior, made a wrong turn not too long ago. Seems like Johnny waded out on a limb and then sawed it off at 100 to 1 odds. "Chuck" Rhoads bet John 50tf that Yeadon would win the state championship in basketball and (ha!) John took it at one hundred to one. Now Chuck (who has recently changed his name to "Bet-a-million Bagby") is collecting fifty clams on the installment plan. Dear old John is still paying, and paying, and paying . . . . * * * * t A shocking situation . . . . Didst notice the sign High Voltage on v.he back door to the chow emporium ? I can't tell if this is to keep the help in or the hungry multitude out. That thing that looks like un octopus hanging out on the switch box in there has something to do with the rewiring. You know the trend around here seems to be electrifying. (This guy has got to go.) * * * * < (Continued from,page 1) B.S. T. C. Canterbury Club. She read a letter of greeting from Bishop J. Thomas Heistand of the: Harrisburg Diocese; The new Ree-tor of St. Paul's Parish, the Rev. Elmer A. Keiser, who was a special guest at the conference, also welcomed the conference members. The meeting was then turned over to Dr. Williamson who talked on the subj ect "Is Faith a Necessity in our World Today? " This was then considered by small discussion groups who a f t e r w a r d compared their findings. At 6:30 p.m. supper was served by St. Margaret's Guild of St. Paul's Church , under the direction of Mrs. Michael Yurkovsky. The evening session was another discussion on the question "Just What Will Become of Us?" A social hour followed with refreshments served by Sharon Dotter and Jean Griffiths. The Sunday sessions began with Holy Communion at 8 a.m. followed by a breakfast served by Mrs. Roy Snyder and Mrs. E. C. Stiteler, parish sponsors of the club. Other sponsors are Mrs. E. H. Engelhardt and Mrs. Anna M. Knight. Miss Marguerite Kehr is the faculty sponsor. A business meeting was then held , under the direction of the Rev. Canon Carlton N. Jones, Rector of Trinity Episcopal Church, Chambersburg, and Chairman of the Committee on the Church's Work in Schools and Colleges of the Diocese of Harrisburg. The following diocesan officers were elected: President, Willi am Wandall of Bucknell University ; Vice President, Ira Ross of Pennsylvania State College; and Secretary, Ann Grubb of Shippensburg State Teachers College. All delegates then attended the service of Morning Prayer conducted by Canon Jones with sermon by Dr. Williamson entitled "God Our Guardian and Guide." The conference adj ourned after dinner at the college with Mrs. Rebekah Hufcut as hostess. Dinner guests were President and Mrs. H. A, Andruss, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Snyder, Nancy Snyder of Wellesley College, Dr. and Mrs. E. H. Engelhardt, and Hans Engelhardt. Officers of the B.S.T.C. Canterbury Club in charge of the conference were Grace Histed of Honesdale, President; Richard Caton, Berwick , Vice President; Rose Korba, Pleasant Mount; and Alice Fisher of Sunbury, Conference Chairman. ! Shades of Kefauyer . . . . Feme Soberick, who recently returned from Florida despite a rather blunt meeting with a truck driver (he was still in his truck ; she was still in the family Buick ) has recently disclosed widespread operations in the gambling syndicates of Sarasota. Her two accomplices were Ruth Ann Fry and Jo Anne Heisley. They lost their middy blouses, but Feme won thirty simpleons betting on (now get this ) the dogs. The winning combination, in which two dogs must place, is called a "Quinella." Feme picked this up by listening to the pros in the racket before she placed her two dollar bet. What a way to go to the dogs. * * * * * Paris calling . . . . In case any of you wonder what people in the talent show yesterday were driving at, it was that tonight you can spend chestnuts in blossom or something like that. April in Paris maybe. Well anyhow, for the sake of Juniors everywhere, and enjoym ent in particular, I am saying that C. C. recommends Paris anytime, even if ft is only as far as the Centennial Gym. Go, won't you ? Compliments of the Temple of Mu sic PIANIOS and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Compliments •/ of HESS' Kappa Delta Pi Sponsors Tri p ( Continued from page Ik special glasses: This was; a thriJling and educational experience which will long.be remembered. The Broadway productions- "Pal Joey " and "Picnic", the movies "Salome" and "Come Back, Little Sheeba", and a three-dimensional fil m, "House of Horrors," were also seen by some of the students. Top entertainers who were heard in person were Billy Eckstine, Count Basie, Eddie Fisher, Hugo Winterhalter, Vincent Price, Frank Lovejoy, and Vincent Lopez. Churches attended on Sunday morning were St. John the Divine, which will be the largest Gothic Cathedral, and Riverside Church where Harry Emerson Fosdick, author of On Being- a Real Person and other books on religion and psychology, delivered the sermon. Other places visited by individual groups were the Empire State Building, Rockefell er Center, including its observation tower, the Museum of Natural History, Central Park Zoo, Greenwich Village, and well-known stores such as Sak's Fifth Avenue. During their stay in New York a few of the Kadelpians met Hazel Tompson, a former Bloomsburg student, who is now a hostess for United Airlines. The representation from this Bloomsburg fraternity left New York about 3:30 and arrived home Sunday evening, tired but happy in spite of the rainy weather. Nominations (Continued from paee 1) Treasurer—Bob Garrison, Bill Ottayiani ; Man Representative — Al Chiscon , John Johnson, Ron ald Steinbach; Woman Representative —Myra Albertson, Sara Hoffman , Jean Newhart, Louise Schullery, Mary Jo Williams. The sophomore class nominated the following: President—Ed Connolley. Rudy Holtzman ; Vice-president—Oren Baker, Bob Cumens; Secretary—Eileen Gerosky, Sally Morgan, Rth Pau l, Relda Rohrbach ; Treasurer — Richard Hurtt; M an Representative — Donald Smith; Woman Representative — Carolyn Berdy, Louise La Sorsa, Nancy Moran. Nominees from the f reshman class are : President—Thomas Higgins, Edward Siscoe; Vice-president — Robert Shaneman; Secretary — Joanne Hester , Bertie Knouse, Doris Kryzwicki, Mu riel Neilson; Treasurer — Ed Chase, Lew Reinhart; Man Representative—Mike Homick, Ronnie Krafj ack, Carl Meyer, Paul Snoop; Woman Representative — Joan Christie, Mary Hoffecker, Eleanor Ni ck ols, Jean Zimmerman. New nominations will be held for the offices where only one person is eligible. 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