¦ Sharer , Bowser ¦Wow Businessmen ¦Teachers, Pupils Nominees Named for Five C*GA* Office s in Assembly Nelson and Neal Plans Being Made By J unior Class For Annual Prom 9 More than 1200 tickets for tho ¦ Si xth Annual Sales Conference ¦ spons ored by the Bloomsburg H Stat e Teaehers College were dis¦ tr ib uted to area Chambers of m commerce , schoolmen , and busin¦ essmen , Charles H. Henrie , direcMtor of th e 1952 event , reported . ¦ The conference was held in Carver HAuditorium T hu r s d a y evening, ¦ March 6, and featured two outW standing personalities — H. B. 9 "Doc " Sharer and Harry Bowser, ¦ national ly-noted sales-training exS nerts. Sharer , Sales Traini ng spei cialist for the U. S. Rubber Com1pany, and Bowser, Director of 1Sales Education for Sloane-Balbon ¦ Corporation , the linoleum division (Contin ued on page 4) I 1 Musical entertai nment in the medium of twin pianos provided enNelson and Neal, joyable listening at a recent assembly program. Two-piano Team, Present Program Dean's Honor List, First Semester Nelson and Neal, well-known duo pianists , presented a sparkling program of piano music and patter in assembly on Thursday, Febru1ary 28. I Mr. Neal introduced each num1ber with comments about the comi poser and the composition. The I informality and friendliness of the 1couple delighted the audience and 1helped to lift the performance out I of the realm of the ordinary I concert. I First on the program was 1Bach's "Little Fugue." This was followed by the three movements of Poulenc's "Sonata. " Next came the familiar First and Fifth of Br ahm 's Hungarian Dances. "Saturday Night Waltz" and "Ho e Down , " from Copland's I "Rodeo Ballet ," followed. Last I number on the program was "VarI iations on Yankee Doodle," by I Braggiotti. " This number contains 1 variations in the manner of Bach , 1 Beethoven , Chopin , Debu ssy, and 1Gershwin. This n umber was parti1 cularly well-received by the audience. As en cores , the two-piano team p laye d Khachaturian 's "Sabre Dance" and Jamaican Rhumba ," by Arth ur Benj amin. Alliso n Nel son , who had been 1 Australia's leading child prodigy, I met Harry Neal while both were I studying piano at Philadelphia 's I Curtis Institute. His home town is I Paris, Tennessee. In a back-stage interview , Allison told about their lives together. Now twenty-five years old, she began playing the piano when she was five years old. Harry has been playing since he was about eight. Th ey have been playing as a team for about two years. They began when the TV station , CBS WCAU, where Harry worked asked them to fill in as a two-piano team. CALENDAR of COMING EVENTS TUESDAY , MARCH 11 Retail Sales Conference — Carver Hall Bloomsburg Players 7:00 Carver Hall 7:30 Gamma Theta Upsilon Science Hall 3:00 i Poetry Club Hall Noetling 1 Women 's Chorus 4:00 Carver Hall WEDNESHDAY , MARCH 12 12:25 1 Lenten Service Carver Hall 4:00 I Men 's Chorus Science Hall I F. T. A 7:00 Science Hall THURSDAY , MARCH 13 / Aassembly 10:00 C.G.A. Speakers 3:00 ^ Athenaeum Club Science Hall 3:00 S Science Club Science Hall 7:00 K Kappa Delta Pi Science Hall The Dean of Instruction of the college, Dr. Thomas P. North, has released the following names of students who have qualified for the Dean 's List for the first semester, 1951-52. These students have a quality point average of 2.5 or better for the first semester, 1951-52, and a cumulative average of at least 2.0 while in attendance at this college. FRESHMEN High School Address Student Name of Millersburg Millersburg Arnold , Shirley Clarks Summit-Abington Clark s Green Bower , Janice St. Edwards, Shamokin Shamokin DelMonte , Fred Mont andon Milton Elli s, Rebecca Sunbury Sunbury Fisher, Ali ce Bloomsburg Bloomsburg Guinard, Theresa Hickory Corners Mahanoy Joint , Dalmatia Harris , Gloria Honesd ale Honesdale Hist ed , Grace Millersburg Halif ax Hoover , Betty Hazlet on Hazleton Pozzebon , Louise Montgomery-Clinton Montgomeiy Taylor, Charles F. Clarks Summit-Abington Cl arks Summit Williams, Nancy S. SOPHOMORES Jessup Jessup Anderson , John Mining & Mech. Institute, Freel an d Bell , Clyde Freel and Armagh Twp., Milroy Milroy Bittner, Anna Central, Philadelphia Phil adelphia Bogdan, John J. W. Cooper, Shenandoah Shenandoah Ci chowicz, Irene Bloomsburg Dreibelbis, Mary • Bloomsburg Berwick Berwick Fink , Mary Berwick Berwick Gunther, Elaine E. Cocalico Twp., ReamsReamstown Heil , Betty town Bloomsburg Bloomsburg Houseknecht , Gerald Manchester Manchester Jacobs, William Wyoming Memorial Wyoming Koharslci , Alex Hegins Hegins Neugard, Mae Foster Twp., Freeland Freeland Superdock , David JUNIORS Davis, Clare Clarks Summit Jones, Richard Kli n e, William Knause, Richard Pease, Charles Pi chel , June Quick, Alice Smith , Sterling Whitebread Harold Millville Millersburg Bloomsburg Wyalusing Hellertown Wyalusing Berwick Beach Haven Abbott , Priscilla Bourdette , Margaret Bowman, Doris Burns, John Coleman, Shirley Davis, Stewart Dorak , Michael Edwards , Richard M. Evans, Marilyn GalinsM , Francis Glidd en , Ruth Haddon , John Harman , Barbara Harring, Maynard Laux , Richard Lundy, Marilyn Matuleski , Charlotte Mouory, Olive Newman , Lois Rider , Janice Ruckle, Jeanne Weinstein , Philip Lehman Athens Milton Harrisburg Beavertown Bloomsburg Berwick Plymouth Wilkes-Barre Forest City Susquehanna Bloomsburg Lykens Pitman Trucksville Bloomsburg Nanticoke Mt. Carmel Wilkes-Barre Millville Bloomsburg Wilkes-Barre Yo/vlak , Marie Wilkes-Barre SENIORS Knox Fellowshi pper s See Missions Film "Cowboy Hitching Post," a film on missions in the state of New Mexico, wns shown to the members of Knox Fellowship at tho Presbyterian Church on Monday evening. Edgar Nunn led the worship service which preceded the movie. President Faith Eunson appoint- Newton-Ransom, Clarks Summit Camp Hill Millersburg North Coventry, Pottstown Wyalusing Valley Hellertown Wyalusing Valley Berwick Berwick Lehman Twp. Athens Milton Wm. Penn , Harrisburg Beaver Vocational Meyers, Wilkes-Barre Nanticoke Plymouth Coughlin, Wilkes-Barro Forest City Susquehanna Northumberland Wiconesco Hegins Kingston Twp., Trucksville Carlisle Nanticoke Mt. Carmel Coughlin , Wilkes-Barro Millville Bloomsburg G.A.R. Memorial, Wilkes-Barre Hanover Twp. ed tho following committee chairmen: Joanne Fornwald, progr am; Jack Laidacker, social; Edgar Numm , worship, and Marion Bogardus, project . Following the meeting refreshments were served to the group. The next meeting will be held on March 17 at the church, Rev. Cummins and a doctor will lead the discussion on the topic "Science versus Religion. " 1952-53 Officers To Be Student Elected In Coming Election Nominations for C. G.A. officers for next year were held during the Committee appointments for the assembly of Tuesday, March 4. Junior Prom were announced by The meeting was presided over by th e class president, David New- President Russell Looker with bury, at a meeting of the Junior Clare Davis serving as Secretary. First to be nominated -for the Class held in the Carver Hall all-important position of C. G. A. Auditorium March 3. President was Larry Ksanznak. Larry Ksanznak , an active and He was nominated in a brief well-known member of the class, by David Newbury, Junior was appointed to the position of address Class, President. The second nomGeneral Chairman of the dance. inee was Michael Palko, who was This position is the most import- nominated by Mr. Biamonte. The an t and responsible j ob below the final nominee was Edwin Cunfer, level of being an actual class nominated by Warren Raker. officer. The chairmanship involves Michael Crisci was first picking of other committee heads nominated for the office the of Vicein conjunction with the class offi- president, Albert McManus makcers, co-ordinating the various ing a brief speech on his behalf. commit tees, checking committee Second and last to be nominated reports, submitting a report to the was Robert Von Drack, nominated officers and the class, and main- by Alice Quick. taining the sustained effort of Fry, Judy Delores Doyle, and everyone involved in planning the Midge Wrizniewski were nominadance. ted in that order for the office of Secretary by Mary Ann Martz, Ed Cunfer and Karl Rupple, respectively. William Jacobs was the first nominee for the office of Treasurer. Warren Raker and Thomas Johnson were the second and third nominees. They were nominated by Kenneth McAnall, Thomas Anthony, Senior Class President, and Jack Sharr. Nominees for the office of Assistant Treasurer included Gerald Houseknecht, Michael Durso and Keith Smith. They were nominated by Robert Price, Phil Search, and Keith Beard. Speeches by the candidates for the offices of president and vicepresident will be given during the assembly period on Thursday, March 13. Also at this time the Larry Ksanznak candidates for all offices will be presented to the student body. For perhaps the first time in The heads of committees that will be responsible to Mr. Ksan- many a year, this months' electznak are : Theme Committee — ions will see at least one co-ticket Clare Davis ; Orchestra Commit- being advanced for the positions tee — William Stouten burg ; Pub- of president and veep. Late Tueslicity Committee — James Thomp- day night, Larry Ksanznak and son ; Refreshment Committee — Michael Crisci announced to the James F e r d i n a n d ; Decoration M & G that they will run on a Committee— Mickey Macgill and co-slatef co-platform basis. Other June Pichel; Finance Committee— candidates might possibly seek William Kline ; Ticket Committee office by use of petitions, but at —Joseph Boyle and Edward Rom- the deadline of this paper, no such pola; Clean-up Committee—Ardell move was verified. This year the Maroon and Gold Zeigenfuse. will to best cover the At the opening of the meeting C.G.A.attempt by being issued to elections the date as given on the college the student body the earliest calendar, April 25, designated as possible moment atfollowing the the time of the Junior Prom. It final election. was pointed out that Easter Vacation intervenes and therefore it was expedient to have most of the BSJT.C. Students plans for the dance completed before that time. The President then Attend Conf erence turned the chair over to the VicePresident, Charles Brennan, in or- At Buck Hill Falls der to discuss some of the probEleanor Johnson, Bob Logan, lems that arise every year con- and Gerald Houseknecht represencerning the possibilities of a name ted B. S. T. C.'s Lutheran Student band dance. Mr. Newbury pointed Association at the North Atlantic out that it was inadvisable to con- Regional Conference of the LSAA sider such a large project in view held at Buck Hill Falls, 29— of finances, extensive planning March 2. This region, Feb. including necessary, and relative smallness states, extends from Maine of the Junior Class. It was then twelve pointed out that the theme of the to Maryland and west to Pennsyldance would be of major im- vania State College. Based on the national theme of portance toward the success and the Lutheran Student Association originality of the project. Next Larry Ksanznak was in- of America for this year, the troduced to present his list of theme for the conference was World—Our Mission." In committee heads. He then intro- "God's opening the address Rev. John duced Clare Davis, who gave information concerning the import- Sardeson, pastor to Lutheran stuance of the theme to the dance dents at Cornell University, stated and reminded the class that her that "Christianity is faced with committee will welcome sugges- crisis" because pride and lack of tions. Then Larry offered to an- faith have overcome the world. On swer any questions class members Saturday Dr. Henry Smith Lelper, Associate General Secretary, might wish to ask. In closing the meeting the Pres- World Council of Churches, spoke / ident asked Dr. Kuster, the class on "The Community." He stressed advisor, if there was anything he the family as the most essential wished to add. Dr. Kuster advised part of a community. In the final that the problems that usually address Dr. Paul Empie, Executive arise are in the realm of finances Director of the National Lutheran and therefore he would be glad to Council, presented the aims and cooperate with Mr. Ksanznak and accomplishments of the Lutheran Mr. Kline, the class Treasurer, in Student Action. The conference Bible study was based on Acts 2, avoiding possible mistakes. The meeting was adj ourned the story of Pentecost, Upon th eir return th e th ree after the announcement that all reported the concommittee appointments will be local L.S.A.'ers ( Continued on page 4) posted, Jfflaroon an b #olb PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY AND FOB THE STUDENTS OF BLOOMSBUR Q STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE Co-editors — Priscilla Abbott and Alfred Chiscon Editorial Board — Harriet Williams, Bessmarie Williams, Charles Andrews, Dave Newbury Business Manager — William Latimer Advertising Mgr. — Albert McManus Feature Editor — Marilyn Evans Sports Editor—Harry Brooks Layout Editor — William Wagner News Editor — Evelyn Weaver News Staff Jinrbarn BueJier JnincB Ferdinand Curolyn Goodell Nnnuy Ilet-bner Hope Homo Jiinut llii^licN Inhu Kelly Mlldrod Mervlno Mnr Karot Moi-kiiii Alice Quick Don Smith I erne Solierlck Mnrjjurot Wu lturH Nnncy Suo Wllllnins Hetty Yen hit Robert Van Brock Slilrl oy.BoiHlnwenvor Alton Schmidt <}pn 13 7-16 33 Butler, D 25 7 14 57 Ondrula , J Hot Shots 15 7 12 37 Betz, F F 0 1-1 1 Boychuck, D Schmidt 7 9 17 23 0 0-0 0 Shuttlesworth, W Osevala F 5 4 4 14 2-3 4 Kopec, J ! Cummins C 1 2 1 1 5 0-0 4 Goodhart , E G 2 i Kwak 2 .0 1 4 1-2 5 Bartleson, W G 2 Glosek .2 4 2 0 2-4 6 Durso, M G 2 : Holtzman 1 0 0 2 1-1 11 Holtzman , R G 5 0 0 0 0 \ Mont 0 0 0 0 Lubnow 7-11 31 Ondrula, R 12 0 0 0 0 \ ] Misogamists 3 6 10 14—33 " 452 240 385 1144 10 6 11 4—31 Hot Shots ¦ ¦" "" ¦¦' ¦ ? IsH r-i tj Final Basketball Statistics j i Temple of Mus ic PIANOS and MUSIC AL INSTRUM ENT S 1 1 iiniiiii 11 Columbia Theatre IMI IIIM IIH IIIIIIMIIIIIMI • IMIIIIIII TODAY & SATURDAY Robert Louis Stevenson 's Most Thrillin g Adventure ! "THE TREASURE OP LOST CANYON" In Technicolor Starrin g William Powell Eppley 's Dru g Store Main and Ir on Str eets Bloomsburg, Pa. CLOTHING Dress and Sport Clothes RITTERS Where Dad Took His Girl THE TEXAS D, J . Comuntzis Bloom sbur fl t Sports Quiz 1. wow many new managers are there in the maj or leagues, starting their first year with the club in 1952? 2. Kentucky is rated the best basketball team in the country despite the loss of 7-foot-l , their AilAmerican center. 3. Who coached the first team to ever best the Cleveland Browns out of a league title? 4. The following four players and teams were involved in deals. Match the players with their new teams: A. Tom Wright—Red Sox B. Sherman Lollar—Senators C. Ken Wood—Browns D. Tom Upton—White Sox 5. The loss of and the probable loss of ! greatly hurt the Red Sox pennant chances in 1952. 6. Who was the first basketball team to defeat Duquesne ? 7. When he scored 72 points over the season, "Daddy" Lang beat the previous high of 66, set in 1950 by 8. Pacing the Eastern Division of the Nat'l Basketball League are t he: A. Boston Celtics B. New York Knickerbockers C. Syracuse Nationals 9. The Dodger home run record of 35 by Babe Herman was , beat in 1951 by who hit 40. 10. Who is currently doing a very unusual (to say the least) stunt by leading the incomparible George Mikan in National Basketball League scoring: A. Ed MacCauley B. Paul Arizin C. Nat "Sweetwater" Clifton 11. Who was heavyweight champion before Joe Louis? 12. Pair up these nicknames with the correct player: A. Dizzy—George Tebbetts B. Yogi—Paul Trout C. Birdie—George Stirnweiss D. Snuffy—Larry Berra (Answers on page 4) Although the snow lies white around and the frost is deep on the ground, Coach Bob Redman has "his baseball aspirants for the coming spring sport working out daily in the Ben Franklin Training School Gym, where space allows only limbering up of wintercramped muscles. Coach Redman faces somewhat of a rebuilding j ob after losing some of his regulars for various reasons. His team of last year lost only 3 games while winning 12; some of the men lost were main cogs in this excellent record. In the catching department, George Lambrinos will be again the No. 1 receiver, but Redman's j ob will be to find a No. 2 man to replace January graduate Stan Levan, scrappy catcher from Bloomsburg. Big Dick Ledyard is expected to handle first base again, while steady Dave Linkchorst will hold down the hot corner. The biggest problem for the diamond mentor is to find capable replacements around the Keystone sack, where ageless Dick Hummel and Jim Thompson , cavorted. Hummel graduated, while Thompson has accepted the challenge of the sport and has entered the pro ranks in the Cleveland Indian chain. There are many candidates for their positions, and Eddie Kapsak and Ronnie Steinbeck hold the inside rail in the race. They will be pushed by such newcomers as John Halcovitch, Shamokin freshman, John Mincemoyer, Muncy veteran, and Tommy Goodwin, Kane j unior, who can play almost any of the infield positions. In the outfield , Redman has only Joe Glosek of last year's gardeners on the line for sure. Big Mike Evans and his long ball bat left the Mt. Olympus forces at graduation ; and unpredictable Don Butler, college batting champion of the past year with a .561 —15 game batting streak, has not decided whether he will or he won't be able to find time along with his other work to play on the Hill. His loss would be greatly felt because of his pat and uncanny prqwness in the under pasture. In line for these open positions, are rookie tryouts Joe Barkley, Hatboro junior strongarm fame, and Al Bolinsky, Berwick out fielder and pitcher. Redman 's eyes are sparkling somewhat as he watches his new crop of hurlers. Gone are Mike Evans and long Don Kearns, and they will be sorely missed. Of last year's hill force only Lefty Bill Byham is working out, but the new crop looks fairly promising. Led by right-handed John Angus they stock up as good news for Husky hurlers on the diamond. Bill Creasy, Al Bolinsky, Claude Rumer, Rudy Holtzman, and Paul Franklin all show promise of posting victories in the coining season. All in all, the Huskies look like strong contenders for the Conference Title and have promise of providing the local fans many good baseball moments. Their schedule opens the first Saturday after the Spring recess and closes on Alumni Day. FEST'S RESTAURANT Our Own Ice Cream 499 W. Main St. Waffle Grill MEN and BOYS SCHOOL SUPPLIES Friday night, March 7, 1952 6 p.m. Falls-Overland Monroe Township 7 p.m. Nescopeck Nuremberg 8 p.m. St. Joe's White Haven 9 p.m. Ringtown West Wyoming Saturday night, March 8, 1952 6 p.m. Locust Township Branch Township 7 p.m. Huntington Township R ock Glen 8 p.m. Butler Township Dallas Township 9 p.m. Westmoreland Tremont at the for The place to purchase all your Trainin g School Gym Class C Pairings Annual H.S. Tourney Scene of Activit y Meet All Your Friends BART PUR SEL We Rent Formal Wear Baseball Aspirants Training Under Eye of Bob Redman Photo Services Inc. for your PHOTOGRAPHIC NEEDS Good Anytime ! 36 East Main St. A. F. KIMMEL CAPITOL THEATRE PHONOGRAPH RECORD SHOP 400-410 West Main Street Bloomsburg, Penna. Miller Office Supply and Equipment Comp any ROYAL TYPEWRITER Sales and Serv ice 9 E. Ma in St. Phon e 1616 FRI. &SAT. "PHONE CALL FROM A STRANGER" Shelly Winters O o CONFAIR 'S BEVERAGE CO. Berwick , Pa. Are You Hun gry ? Tr y a Meal in a Sandwich A SUBMARINE ROSE & WALTS 364 East St, Tel. 2499 Is the Mail In? Current Currents . by Dave Newbury • Osculation and Innoculations . . . Aside fr om the telling effect it will have on streptococcus and staphalococcus (goims, that is) I really can 't see the value in the recent inj unction on amorous loitering in the hall by the t>ean of Women 's Office. Instead of everybody being congregated where an eye can be kept on 'em they 'll be spread all over the campus. Maybe we aren 't old enough for this sort of thing; anyhow, what's so un usual about going out with your best girl, having a swell time, walking back up the hill under a vel vet, star flecked sky and then shaking her hand goodnight. Some students have been leery about crossing the imaginary line (38 lobby parallel, that is) , other students have been even observed holding hands and smiling! Now, I can see why teachers are generally though t to be old maids and bachelors — can 't say much more now ; I gotta go out and sign the Purity Pledge. * * *' * * On Our Honor . . . With the Redmen off at a football conference last week the Waller Hall boys were on their good behavior. Actually the pandemonium was no worse than usual, although an imported vigilante from North Hall named John H. did make a tour last Tuesday night. One thing most of us don 't realize about "Large Robert" is that in addition to knowing his way around the football field he also handles the inside of a classroom very competently. ifc * A !fc * Highschool Hurlyburly . . . Starting about the day this rag hits the streets (well the halls anyhow) a mass of outsiders will converge on the campus for the purpose of watching their respective high schools indulge in the annual basketball tourney. If you see any of these high schoolers wandering over our campus give them a good impression of life on The Hill ( well, try anyhow) . Seriously though this is an excellent chance to be a salesman for the college. * * * * * The Right Hand Raised Against Leftists . . . Monday night our faculty administration , and college employees took the Loyalty Oath as legally prescribed. (They also got a free history lesson.) Now it is necessary for the student employees to take the oath , (This is a. good idea, because I wouldn't like to have a Communist sweeping the dust down the hall on my floor). I think it would be nice if everyone who took the oath had an American flag tattooed on th eir chest and was gifen a life membership in the Boy Scouts. (I am burning all my Rebel flags tonight ; can't take any chances). Despite the fact that I poke fun at this thing it is really important. This Loyalty* Oath represents a sign of the weakening of this strong state of ours. It represents attempts made to stop attacks on our democratic system instead of concentrating on making the system itself strong. How can oaths thwart a political theory that doesn't believe in God ? The day may be coming ( and as future teachers we can stop that day) when I will be unable to write as I do now . . . Okay, I'll put the soap back in the box and crawl down. * * * * * There's No Joy in Mudville . . . Mighty Jack Rittenmeyer and the Coalers tasted the bitter tea (an unusual beverage for some of them) of defeat last Tuesday when Daddy 's Little Ones (Boy 's, that i s) bounced them from the heights of th e intramura l league. (I can see those Coalers now playing their next game with their shorts edged in black. ) It comes as a blow to all their ardent fans (both of them ) and may mean the cancellation of a game with the Globetrotters. But that's the way the spheroid ricochets. * * * " :|: * Over and Out . . . Since I kin think of nothing more to say, I advise you all to ride hard and shoot straight. I'll be seein' yuh! Hopalong C C. Little Man on Campus _———^~ by bibler - As you read the title of this article, you probably thought of how familiar that phrase is here on this campus and everywhere in th e world. No matter whom you receive a letter from , (except the Dean of Instruction)-,- it is always welcome. In the following paragr aphs, I have endeavored to divide th e writers of these messages of j oy into several groups. In general , th ere are four types of lett er producers. My original assignment was not to point these types out to you , but it is one form of attack on the subject. First among these familiar letter senders is the faithful writer of the well-known love note. She (or he) sits up until all hours of the night turning out what is hoped will someday appear in the American Literati-ve book. The finished product reads something to this effect after the writer has spent 4 Vi> hours on the composition of it: "My darling, As I notice the boys here, indirectly, of course , I long for you even more desperately, and want to be in those arms. (Not , in the boys' arms, honey, in yours). I work and work and still I accomplish nothing. I've been sitting here at this ole' desk, lamby pie, for almost 5 hours , and all I have completed is this letter to you which is stinky . (You 're not stinky, silly, I mean the letter). "Well, dumpling, I must get my beauty rest. (I need it) . Not the beauty, the rest , sweets. With all my love, Rosie." P.S. Why don't you write ? I only got 7 letters last week. Next on the list of common epistle writers appears the homewriter. Theodore hasn't written home for a few weeks, and he needs cash. His letter goes something on this order:$ear $ad: $ow are things at home ? I've been meaning to write for some time , but can't seem to find time. $hy don 't you drop me a few lines and let me know how everyone is? Your $oving $on, Theodore. " One of the not-so-funny letter senders is the type who is constantly turning out "Dear John " letters. Some girls would probably have a much easier time of it if they would simply mimeograph a few gross of these particular copies. They usually read to the following tune: "Dear John (er , I mean Rupert) I know you will be crushed to get this let t er , but in view of the fact that you haven 't called me for three years, I think we should call the whole thing off. If you want another chance, you had better prove it by divorcing your other girl and calling me fast. Love, Penelope." Very familiar to college students who correspond to any degree is the enthusiastic writer who gets himself so involved in parentheses and exlamation marks that it is almost impossible to decipher the original meaning of the message. Here is a common example o f this type: "Hi , chum , ( not chump, chum), I thought (get that , me thinking!) I would drop (crash—git it? drop —crash—ho-ho) you a few (and For That Next 1' "COKE " OR LUNCH Peace in Our Time (Continued from page 2) ancestors, and have been handed down from generation to genera tion with few major changes. You can't revolutionize these ideas in a matter , of minutes and have the whole world itself to adapt one way of life . Most of us have heard the term "peace-loving people" used again and ag ain in speeches and lectures. We like to think of all the n ations as being "peace-loving people" because it gives us hope for the future—a future in which there will be peace. (Continued from page 1) of Alexander Smith, Inc., are known widely as dynamic speakers and sparkling platform personalities. "Doc" Share r is a specialist in organizing and supervising the training of thousands of salcsm6n. He has been the featured speaker at hundreds of sales rallies th roughout the country , havi ng addressed among others the large advertising clubs in Chicago and Cleveland during the past year. Bowser, known as the foremost authority in the country in his field , has inspired more men to B.S.T.C. Students sell more different kinds of merchandise th an any other person in Attend Conference the United States. A spokesman for the Philadelphia Sales Man(Contin ued from page 1) agers Association said recenty, ference at their regular supper "You see immediate results after meeting on Monday evening. The a group of salesmen hear Bowser menu featured the famous L.S.A. speak. " Mr. Henrie also reported that hamburgers and trimmings. A worship program was pres ented by Chambers of Commerce in Bloomsburg, Berwick, Danville, and Mt . Eugene Hummell. The program for the next meet- Carmel had received blocks of ing, March 17, will be a discussion tickets. This accounted for the that congregaon "How to Keep Our Freedom ". overflowing crowd in Dr. Maupin will lead the dis- ted for the evening sessions eight began at Carver Hall which cussion. o'clock. "Productive Salesmanship " was the theme of the conANSWERS TO SPORTS QUIZ ference, and area businessmen learned the secret of selling more 1. Three (B o u d r e a u , Hornsby, goods to art in creasingly-large Stanky ) number of customers. 2. Bill Spi vey In addition to the program in 3. Joe Stydahar the evening, there was an after4. Wright — Browns, Lollar — noon session of the conference White Sox, Wood — Red Sox, featuring an address by Dr. Robert B. Bernreuter , Professor of Upton — Senators Psy chology, Pennsylvania State Bob Doerr , Ted Williams 5. College. Dr. Bernreuter is known 6. Villanova throughout the world as a devel7. Dan Parrell oper of rating scale for person8. (C) ality and personality development. 9. Gil Hodges The afternoon program began at 10. (B) two o'clock. 11. Jimmy Braddock Kiwanis Clubs from Bloomsburg 12. Dizzy Trout , Yogi Berra , Bird- and Danville attended a pre-conie Tebbetts, Snuffy Stirnweiss ference dinner in the college dining room at 6:30 o'clock. Student ch airman of the evening program in the Carver Audiwhen I say few, I mean few!) lines torium was Henry Hurtt , Forty you to let know that I am still Fort. Mr. Louis C. Hartzell, manliving and kicking, (mostly kick, Penny Co., Mt. Carmel, ager J. C. ing). On second thought, I can 't really find the time to do any introduced the speakers. kicking. (Well , anyhow, I'm living. (I hope). Why don 't you write? (You do know how, don 't Headquarte rs fot you? ) As ever, (witty), Stan th e ( Man Your x-roomie, pal , rememJonathan Logan Dresses ber?) Lassie Junior Of course there are many other types of letter writers that this and Lassie Maid Coats article has not covered, but they are the more normal type. Before I close, how ever , ,there is a serious note I wish to in clu d e i n t hi s arti cle. Don't forget that there are still "For A Pretti er You" people in the world who would like to receive a letter from you. Don 't Bloomsburg and Berwick forget, either, to write to those folks back home and let them know what you are doing here at school. They 'll read every word of your letters, and love them. Ruth Corset and Remember, too that you left friends behind you when you came Lingerie Shop to school. Don't lose contact with them—you may be sorry later. You Needn 't be Breath less— Above all, remember this: TO Be Brea thtak in g RECEIV E. A LETTER, WRITE ONE, so before you ask that famSportswear - Lingerie, iliar question , "Is the mail in , " and Hosiery ask yourself if you 've written that (D. D.) letter. Prices Within Your Budget ALL STANDARD BRA N D S flrcus ' SUPPORT THE NATIONAL RED CROSS DRIVE Try Gialamas "At the Foot of the H ill" See PEANUTS THE ELEPH ANT DASHER THE HOUND COLLEGE SOOTTY BILL THE BOXER and BLACK SHEEP "D on't you boys thJnk you should spread out a lltll:> more ? Tluwo 's n o sonso I n ALL of you flu n ki n g this examination. 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