I Thought for the Day: "If to possess knowledg e alone is to be f educated , then an encyclopedia^ls better educated than a person. " David Pag e Coffeehouse review: Mark Rust see page 3 CAS to Receive More Money A result of last week's election was the approval of the Commonwealth Association of Students (CAS) referendum which clearly passed by ah 8 to 1 margin. The referendum would raise the CAS fees from $2 a year to $4 a year. Election Results Senior Class Results President: Kim Gabora Vice-President: Donna Wiest Treasurer: Donna Polak Secretary: Gretchen Norman Junior Class Results President: Chris Mannion Vice-President: Mary Karen Kelly Treasurer: Laurie Kratz Secretary: Debbie Jones -, _ Inside the Voice: Sophomore Class Results President: Edwin Donaldson Vice-President: Lisa Antonelli Treasurer: Gregg Baum Secretary: Marie Hollis Commonwealth Association of Students (CAS) Co-ordinator: Michele Kessler Assistant Co-ordinator: Carol Lutter Business Manager : Steve Slampyak Association of Resident Students (ARS) Co-Presidents: MALE - Chris Maron FEMALE - Kelly Obert . Vice-President: Kris Jackson Treasurer: Kim Kuronya Secretary: Ron Dinsmore News Notes Stress Workshop Offered The center for Academic Development and the Center for Counseling and Human Development are offering two one-evening workshopsfor BSC students on STRESS MANAGEMENT DURING TESTTAKING. The workshops will focuson general principles and techniques of relaxation skills as they relate to test taking. In addition, strategies to take all types of multiple choice, essay and true-false exams will be discussed. Workshop No. 1 is on Tuesday, April 20, in Multi-Purpose Room A, 6:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m. Workshop No. 2 is on Wednesday, April 21, Multipurpose Room B, 6:30 p.m.8:30 p.m. Free Travel Guide available If you like to travel, don't miss America magazine. It's a 68 page travel guide that will be distributed free to students on a first-come, first serve basis on Tuesday, April 20, in the Kehr Union and all residence halls. America magazine has vacation ideas, adventure trips, travel tips, and other unusual ways to help you get away from it all. So be sure to pick up your free copy! Candidates Night to be Held BSC Young Democrats and the Columbia County Democratic Organization are sponsoring a candidates night featuring the six democratic candidates for U.S. House of Representatives 11th Congressional District on Tuesday, April 20th, at 8 p.m. in Andruss Library Auditorium. Students are urged to attend in this year of federal financial aid cutbacks and find out which candidate supports college students' interests. Bus. Major Popular For Va rious Reasons Pat Murphy "SAMSON" CAST REHEARSES. Preparing for the April 15-17 production in Haas are: Harry Danner , Samson; Mary Decker, Delila; Steve Kanouse, Manoah; Chris Kenepp, Micha; George Jacobs, Harapha. Harold Taylor, Philosopher & Educator to Speak Here Monday in Bakeless Harold Taylor, a nationally prominent teacher of philosophy, will conduct a workshop and give a major presentation at BSC next Monday. The workshop, scheduled for 10:30 - Noon in the Bakeless Faculty Lounge, will focus on adding an international dimension to college curricula. This workshop is aimed primarily at faculty. Then, beginningat 4:15 p.m. in Kuster Auditorium,- Taylor will make a major presentation entitled, "The World and the American Student." Taylor first gained national prominence in 1945, when, as a young teacher of philosophy at the University of Wisconsin, he became President of Sarah Lawrence College at the age of thirty. There his ideas for educational experiment in the creative arts, student democracy, world affairs and the reform of the university curriculum, drew national and internatinal attention. A proflific writer on topics in the arts, social philosophy, peace research and education, Dr. Taylor has published five books during the past ten years. After fourteen years in. the Sarah Lawrence presidency, Dr. Taylor returned to his work in writing, teaching and lecturing, and has travelled extensively in the United States, the Soviet Union, Asia, the Middle East, Europe and Australia, lecturing in the universities and research institutes on topics in the arts, education and social philosophy, and conferring with political leaders, writers, artists, students and intellectuals on problems of contemporary world'society; Dr. Taylor has continued to develop pioneer educational experiments, among which was a pilot project for a World College, whose students from twenty-three United Nations countries and a completely international faculty developed a model for a world curriculum. The aim of the experiment was simple and direct - to examine the possibility of creating a UnitedNations University. Dr. Taylor is sounder and formerly chairman of the United States Committee for the United Nations University, He is currently serving as Distinguished Professor of the Social Sciences and Director of the Center for International Service at The College of Staten Island of the City University of New York. Dr. Taylor has also acted as consultant on human rights to the late Adlai E. Stevenson and the Eleanor Roosevelt Memorial Foundation, was a cofounder of the National Committee for Support of the Public Schools and of the National Research Council on Peace Strategy, a group of distinguished scholars and scientists involved in research on peace-war issues. Among those who spoke at the ceremonies connected with Dr. Taylor's retirement from Sarah Lawrence College were Archibald MacLeish, Edward R. Murrow, Robert Oppenheimer, Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt, and LloydE. Garrison, who said of him at the time, "His is a mind stocked deep with gifts...the to speak, ¦ is in him and the- courage ¦ truth 'it. "' ' , ' • . ' .y , ' - ' - ':- ; -:' : '. ;-;;' - :.: - ;' ' ;. ;' . By SHERI FOREMAN Why choose business as a field of study at BSC? Many faculty and students have reported that job availability, money, and BSC's fine reputation are the three main deciding factors. There are approximately 1535 Business Administration majors and 214 Business Education majors currently enrolled in the School of Business at B.S.C. According to the Career Development and Placement Center, the Business Administration placement record for the class of 1981 was near 80 percent. The Business Education placement for the class of 1980 was roughly 87 percent. Students with a concentration in Computer and Information Science had a 100 percent placement record for 1980, and students with a concentration in Accounting followed with an 88 percent placement record. In the Business Education field both Data Processing and Office Administration had a 100 percent placement record in 1980. When asked to comment on job availability for Information Processing majors, junior Margie Lesniak said, "No problem." Professor John Dennen also commented on the large job market centering around the various business fields. He said, "People are seeing the need for business and so they are choosmg it as a career." According to Dr. Francis Radice, Assistant Chairman of Business Administration, many students choose to major in the business field because business degrees have direct application and very good earning potential. Alice Mengel, a freshman Management major, chose the business field because of the good salary potential. She decided on B.S.C. because some of her high school teachers "highly recommended" the program. Professor Robert Watts felt that today's students are very career oriented and agreed with others in his feelings that students choose business because of the job opportunities and goodpay. Dr. Ellen Clemens, chairman of the Business Education department, reported that there are many job openings throughout the mid-Atlantic states for students with a good background in Business Education. A junior Business Education major chose this major mainly because of the job availability. When asked about the low salary level related to teaching he said, "The rewards of< teaching outweigh /the money.. ,Eventually the pay is good - you have to earn yoor way to the top." ! • 1i Letters to the Editor Grading problem Dear Editor, Concerning the April 7th article, "Should that A be a C," I would like to make a few points clear about grade inflation . First of all , I do agree that there is grade inflation , but I don't see anyone, especially students, complaining about it. Part of the reason that many students receive high grades could be that many students here choose to cheat. I have heard, through many scattered conversations , accounts of student cheating. This has been the case around final exam time in particular. There are some people here who treat everything as they did in high school — "Yeah let's blow it off. " The student who was quoted in your article was not being fair in his assumptions, because there were no facts to back up what he said. As an Art and Science student in general, with a strong Humanities background in particular , I would like to point out that "Humanities" courses are not easy ; there is much discipline involved. These courses are not "cake" courses, and I resent anyone asserting that they are. I also chide your newspaper for printing that quote without interviewing a person from another major. The lack of perspective in the article was appalling. Grade inflation is a problem here at BSC, and I believe that we, as students and faculty, can work together to overcome it. However, asserting that some majors are "easier " than others will not solve grade inflation ; it will only cause people to put up their defenses, instead of working together. An Extremely Angry Art and Sciences Student Yes , there was class Dear Editor : The halls of Bakeless (and I assume most other buildings on campus) were quiet April 9. Professors were in their classrooms as scheduled, but only an occasional bewildered student wandered in from the snow storm for what at best could be only a conference. No, there had not been another in the tedious string of bomb scares ; there was no solidarity day rally protesting the latest tuition increase; no new epidemic of the contagious disease known as "General Hospital" had stricken the campus. The students by and large had decided that the Passover-Easter holy daysholidays were more important than classes and had departed for home. On Monday the situation was even worse because the college was officially closed for what will become known as that new secular spring holiday called Easter Monday. The professors, instead of having to go through the charade of Friday classes for fear of being docked a day 's pay , at least could stay home to catch up on work and hope that enough students would return by Tuesday or Wednesday to allow legitimate instruction . Or, if they had children , they could do something • with their families , the local school systems having generally closed Thursday through Monday. Some may argue that this scheduling was the result of a bureaucratic oversight , and perhaps it was. PassoverEaster does jump around inconveniently because it is determined by phases of the moon. However , now word comes that the Representative Assembly has approved a similar schedule for PassoverEaster weekend next year despite protests from some members. This is sheer idiocy. Moreover , it shows an insensitivity to the religious THE CAMPUS VOICE Bloomtburg Stat* Collea. , PA 17815 Box 97 KUB 189-1101 * VOL. LX NO. 43 Executive Editor News Editors News Asst Feature Editor Feature Asst Sports Editor Sports Assts Photo Editor Ad Manager Asst. Ad Managers Copy Editors Librarian Circulation Managers Business Manager Asst. Business Manager Advisor Debbie Berkley Brenda Martin, Angel Grosso Patty Hagmann Virginia Reed, Mike Yamrus Michael Hallock Dan Campbell Neil Renaldi, Wade Douglas Patrick Murphy, Tony Duron Nancy Barg Roxanne Montario • '"go Eissmah Karen Halderman, Fran Heckel Prince Mossoy Jeanne Fetch, Diane Imboden Karen Troy Patti Martin Mr. Richard Savage ' Tlw Vole* Is *o»«m*d by Hi* CJIMfM land wHh Hi* final ratponribllty far all '¦ motarial. ratting whh th* axacuffva adltor •• stated In th* Joint Stat*m*nt of rraadam. HaJHs and RM*onsibtiftM*of afuoontvat BSC. Ik* V*fc* r*x*n»* i *h* rifht to *dH all lotion and copy submitted. A maximum of «M word! will ba ptec*d on alt tetters to th* *dm» wHh on allowanc* for axcopttom. AH fattan nwft ba tbjnad and hava an addrass and phon* ¦uwbii. Nwnos will ba wlHrinld upon raa,u*st. Hi* oalnlans vokod In tha cotwmns, artlclot and notkot ara not n*c*uari1y sharod by ftta antlra ttaff. An uaslfnad •faff adttorlal danotes- o major board. I coMMwuo .*!4t>***Wrt*l v ¦ ' beliefs and practice of the majority of the faculty and student body. Passover and Good Friday are the most important holy days of Jews and Christians. Even the banks close in recognition of this! Will Bloomsburg Slate 's next scheduling innovation have us holding classes on Christmas when it falls on a week day? After all , we do have 45 class hours per semester to maintain accreditation , or is it 43 or 44 or 46? In the 1950s when I was a college undergraduate , the institution I attended decided to schedule classes Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving. In those days colleges enforced cut policies vigorously and 3,200 of us stayed for Thanksgiving in the college commons. This experiment lasted one year because 3,200 students , the faculty, plus at least as many families let the college administration know that such a family holiday is even more important than a college schedule. This was my real introduction to values clarification ! I urge students and faculty to let the Representative Assembly and the administration know that the majority want no classes scheduled on Good Friday. Let those who must celebrate Easter Monday do so in whatever way one celebrates this day (Perh aps an Easter egg roll on the field below Nelson Field House would do.) Let them cut classes or take, a personal day. As far as I know, there will be no conflict with organized or disorganized religion. Sincerely, Lawrence B. Fuller Associate Professor , English LGCC Grads Admitted Students who have earned the associate in arts or associate in science degree from Luzerne County Community College are guaranteed admission with advanced standing at the junior level to BSC, according to the terms of a new agreement between officials of BSC and LCCC. Meeting with LCCC officials recently in the community college campus in Nariticoke.to discuss the articulation agreement between the two institutions were President James McCormick , VicePresident Larry Jones, and assistant to the president Bernie Vinovrski. Ttaitf ye^Mr. -SoVdic^ J ^^Jw Positively Speaking By DR. ADRIENNE LEINWAND Last week I was invited to participate in Dr. Marjorie Clay's class in Con temporary Moral Problems. It was the first time since coming to Bloomsburg last summer that I had an opportunity to visit with students in a classroom setting, and it was an interesting and enjoyable experience. The issue to be discussed that day was "preferential hiring " and Dr. Clay asked me to help the class explore the problem as it relates to my role as Affirmative Action Officer. We had a lively discussion, and the students raised some excellent questions. One issue, to which I do not feel I responded adequately, dealt with the reasons for the development and continued existence of affirmative action programs. I would like to write about that issue now for the benefit of Dr. Clay's class, for the rest of the BSC community, and to clarify the question in my own mind. According to Dr. Clay, we can justify the creation and continuance of affirmative action programs in three possible ways : 1) an argument stressing compensatory justice, 2) an argument focusing on distributive justice, and 3) an argument that addresses the utility of such programs. The first claim , compensatory justice, refers to the idea that today 's women and minority group members should be paid back for the injustices incurred by other women and minorities in the past. The distributive justice argument would say that protected classes (minority group members and women) are in an inequitable position right now. For example, in the case of employment, protected class individuals do not occupy the number of jobs that their numbers in the general population suggest they might. Finally, the claim of utility is that public and social good results from affirmative action programs. The "United States Supreme Court uses a compensatory justice argument by saying that affirmative action has a dual purpose regarding discrimination, to "bar like discrimination in the future" and to "eliminate the discriminatory effects of the Due to a misunderstanding at the beginning of the 1981-2 academic year, the Campus Voice now ' find's itself in financial difficulties. Consequently, the newspaper will begin running four-page issues instead of discontinuing publication. past" (Albermarle Paper Co. v. Moody).+ Addressing this issue further , in a case involving Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 (Title VII covers race discrimination in employment) it was determined that the courts may "order such affirmative action as may be appropriate " (Franks v. Bowman Transportation Co. quoting Albermarle).4- Franks carries this another step by saying that it may be appropriate to make use of affirmative action programs even if they may adversely affect other employees because "a sharing of the burden of the past discrimination is presumptively necessary." "The issue to be discussed was "preferential hiring." When past discrimination on the part of the employer has not been established, it is more difficult to justify a program of preferential hiring. Section 703 (j ) of Title VII speaks against a distributive justice claim stating that an "imbalance" in the representa tion of women and minorities in the workforce, when the imbalance arose innocently, does not, in and of itself , necessitate the use of preferential treatment. Although I was unable to locate a court case that uses a utility argument to justify affirmative action programs as they relate to employment, I believe there are several utility arguments and I will write of them now. First, affirmative action regulations provide sensible guidelines upon which to base our personnel policies. Second , affirmative action regulations provide us with the mechanisms we need to conduct thorough searches. If our ultimate aim is to hire the best people for the positions that are open, then it is essential to advertise these vacancies as widely as possible, encourage applications from all sectors , and evaluate each application with a great deal of reasoned thought. Finally, affirmative action helps further the educational mission of the college by exposing the entire campus community to people of different racial , ethnic, and religious backgrounds, as well as varied lifestyles, philosophies, and outlooks. And this , certainly, is what education is all about. +Information on the cases cited was taken from Kaplin, William A. The Law of Higher Education , (Jossey-Bass Publishers : San Francisco) , 1979. Applications are now being accepted for positions on the Campus Voice. These positions include Editorial , Business and Advertis ing personnel. Also needed are circulation persons to p ick up and deliver papers. Submit all resumes and letters to Debbie Berkley, ¦ Executive Edito r, Box 97 KUB by April 28. Mark Rust Charms Audience ByDEBBIE BERKLEY Coffeehouse performances at BSC usually have a small turnout. There are some performances that have unusually large crowds, but none as captivated as the audience for folk singer Mark Rust last week in the Kehr Union. This was Rust's third appearance on campus, and he performed a variety of love ballads, traditional folk songs and contemporary tunes. He maintained a rapport with the audience by talking between songs, relating humorous anecdotes and demonstrating instruments such as the bango and the hammer ducimer. Rust performed such traditional songs as, "Catch Me If You Can" and the Dulcimer medley of songs. "Long Distance Affair ", Rust's first single hit was a crowd favorite. The record was produced under his own label, Catskill Mountain Records, and Rust commented that this was for promotional reasons. In the future, he hopes to interest a larger label for his songs. The BSC coffeehouse audience was prepared for Rust's songs through his use of introductions and explanations about the circumstances surrounding them. "I like to talk a lot to my audiences because I am on the road alone so much of the time," Rust said. The song "Old Ithaca Sunset" was written about his home, and described a small scenic area surrounded by mountains. "Musicians Mother ", "Real Reasons, Real Causes", "Lori's Lullaby", and "I'll Remember Harry " were written for special people in the performer's life. His family is very musically orientated , and they have influenced his singing, as well as friends and people he has met. The late Harry Chapin was a strong musical influence in his life. Rust had the privilege and opportunity to perform the song he wrote especially for Chapin at a recent memorial concert. Here he performed with such musical greats as Steve and Tom Chapin , and Pete Seeger of Peter , Paul and Mary . The review of this concert and a picture of the performers appeared in the March issue of People magazine. Rust said he learned a lot that night, and felt it gave him "another shot in the arm" as far as his music career is concerned. Rust commented about Harry Chapin, "of all the musicians in the world, he did what I hope to be doing someday — benefit work." Rust, who never took any real music lessons, only "picked things up along the way." These things were demonstrated to last week's audience through his energy and talent as a performer. "Some people will make a lot of money in music, but the serious ones don't do it for the financial considerations," Rust said. He explained that the important thing to do is to play to as many people as possible. Mark Rust is a determined performer who is not afraid of the long hours and traveling involved in his profession. Though the coffeehouse circuit may not seem glamorous to some people, it has brought Rust in close contact with many audiences. These audiences are left with a positive impression that brings them back for return performances. 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Under NCAA rules , the Huskies are allowed 20 practice sessions with the spring drills tentatively culminating on May 1 in the playing of the Maroon and Gold Game, an interteam 6 fHH LWa *8T oJc flfflfe if ^ '^faflUs V*V I ^V. EAST & THIRD STS.. BLOOMSBURG , PA. 784.4406 HOWBB scrimmage. ••SPRING COACHES NAMED Helping Landis with his duties are : Defensive Coordinator and lop aide Lou Maranzana (linebackers) ,. Joe Geiger (defensive ends) , Frank Williams (defensive backs) , Andy Mihaly (defensive line) , Bob Rohm (offensive backs) , Joe Gubernot (receivers ) , and Joe DeMelfi (offensive line). It must be pointed out , however, that only Landis and Maranzana have actually been hired. The new assistants were appointed only temporarily and will, not necessarily make up next season's staff. The college must conduct its hiring search in accordance with Affirmative Action guidelines which include advertising in area newspapers. 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Kneeling (l-r): Frank Williams , Joe Geiger, Lou Maranzana , Andy Mihalv. positions is April 19 so that a permanent staff can be hired at the start of the new fiscal year which begins on July 1. Rohm and Gubernot are former regional high school head coaches. Rohm, a BSC alumnus , guided Central Columbia to the Eastern Conference's first Class C title last fall and also has the distinction of having earned more varsity letters at BSC than any other athlete in the school's history. Mihaly was a member of George Curry's staff on Ber- wick High School's Eastern Conference Class A championship team last year. DeMelfi and Williams are former BSC grid assistants while Geiger was a member of last year's staff. BSC opens its season September 4 at Edinboro. k fans who have seen too many: Please help me to go further. All info will be held in strictest ' confidence. Dan Campbell Sports Editor ( A2r 0 As *V *P } >fc. 10% OFF >#> ^G* \ \ OP All Jewelry Engraveables I I { 1 ^ Engraving Free 25 E. 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