CAS tomourn tuition hike Up to 300 student leaders from the Pennsylvania State College and University (PSCU) system are expected to march on Harrisburg on April 29 to mourn the passing of the idea of public higher education in Pennsylvania. The event , dubbed as a Funeral March , will start at 12:30 p.m. from the rear of the Capitol Building. At the front of the procession , which will be conducted in silence, will be a casket carried by students, parents of students and faculty members. The protestors will walk to the Capitol steps where they will be addressed by a number , of speakers. "Two types of speeches will Jbe given," said Jeff Hunsicker , campus organizer of the Commonwealth Association of Students (CAS) , the organization that is sponsoring the march. "Some speakers will be ^giving 'eulogies' lamenting the demise of educational opportunities and equal .access for all. The rest of the speakers will give 'sermons' calling for constructive action to keep public higher education alive in Pennsylvania ." CAS, which is ; the lobby organization of the . 76,000 students of the PSCU, does not believe that Governor Thornburgh and the state government has given public higher education .. enough priority in this state. Thornburgh 's budget recommendation for the PSCU falls $12.9 million short of what is required to maintain existing levels of service. To make up for this, the governor wants to burden students, who already pay the highest tuition rate in institutions bears out the fact the nation for public higher that Pennsylvania is failing to education , with at least a $150 / , meet the mission of public _ . tuition hike. This, coupled with higher education ." almost certain cutbacks in Paul Felkner BSC CAS federal and state financial aid, Coordinator responds campus and increases in other So what does this mean to Joe fees, will mean that students student at Bloomsburg? First, may have* to pay anywhere remember to save at least $500 from $400 to $1,000 more to more than you saved last continue their education next summer. Second , expect year. "I don't think the governor - teacher layoffs. This will lead to larger classes, less programs, has any idea what public higher less classes, and certain education - means," said Hunprograms will be completely sicker. "The principles behind abolished. Third, you will see it are that all persons should be our library funds diminished. provided with an equal opDon 't expect to do your portunity to attain a postresearch paper at Bloomsburg. secondary education, and that The decreasing amount of no person shall be denied the periodicals and newspapers will opportunity to attend a postbe slashed to the bone. Books, secondary institution for again, will not be bought. financial reasons. The simple Anyone who tried to find a few fact that Pennsylvania has one up-dated books or periodicals of the lowest percentages in the, will find it has been a difficult nation for high school graduates going on to degree-granting (Continued on Page 3) . By JEAN KRAUS Don't leave BSC this weekend or you'll miss it! RenaissanceJamboree, a Spring celebration of music, dancing, arts & crafts, is scheduled for * Friday and Saturday on the BSC campus and downtown Bloomsburg. A frisbee show featuring two free style throwers and several of the nation 's top canine will open festivities on Friday at 1 p.m . on BSC campus (outside the Union). A coffeeehouse by folk singer Mark Rust will continue the celebration that same night at 8 p.m. in the Union. Renaissance-Jamboree resumes next morning at 10 a.m. on Main Street with a medley of activities and entertainment. In addition to the over 50 booths lining Main Street for three blocks, two stages will be set at Iron,Street and the Courthouse as sites of continuous entertainment till 5 p.m. A schedule of entertainment includes: COURTHOUSE STAGE 10 a.m. - 10:45 a.m.-— Susque County Squares 11a.m. -11:45 a.m. — Susque County Squares 12 p.m. - 12:45 p.m. — x Mark Rust ¦1 p.m. - 1:45 p.m. — Green Grass Cloggers 2 p.m. - 2:15 p.m. — Fiddlin' Finals 2:30 p.m. -3:15 p.m. — Mark Rust 3:30 p.m. - 4:15 p.m. — Frisbee Show 4:30p.m. -5:00 p.m. — Green Grass Cloggers IRON STREET STAGE 11 a.m. - 11:45 a.m. — Rich Getz and Steve Trismen 12 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. — Fiddlin' Competition 1:30 p.m., - 2:15 p.m. — Tran Boler 2:15 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. — Smokey Bear 2:30 "p.m. - 3 p.m. — Tumble Jets 3 p.m. - 3:45 p.m. — Barbershoppers (Continued on Page 3) Disabled students task forc e forffimd " The Disabled Students Task Force is an organization concerned with the disabled students on the state college campuses in Pennsylvania. The chairperson, for the Bloomsburg chapter is Mike Alexander , a 1 sophomore , Special Education major. - To find out more about the Task Force, we talked to Mike at the CAS office. Here 's some questions and answers concerning the Task Force. Hughes : How did the Task Force get started? Alexander : CAS , (Commonwealth Association of Students), wanted to go beyond the traditional issues like tuition hikes and student rights so in 1979, they formed four Task Forces. They are : Womans, Minority, and ' Disabled Students Task Forces, as well as the Gay Informational Concerns Team. Hughes : How did you become involved? Alexander : I have always been involved with disabled people and when I was approached by C.E.C. (Council for E x c e p t i o n a l , C h i l d r e n) president Peggy Sappington I sort of got the ball rolling. I approached Joe Patti (CAS coordinator 1979) with the idea of Broadway perfromer, Vinnie Burrows Vinie Burrows, a broadway performer with a world-wide reputation will be appearing at BSC on April 28. Her per formance will be held at 8 p.m. in the Coffeehouse , KUB. Vinie Burrows began her theatre career as a child actress on Broadway with Helen Hayes . Although she has appeared in seven Broadway plays; , been featured in many off Broadway productions and has participated in several international drama festivals, it is as a solo virtuoso performer that she has achieved a worldwide reputation on three continents, When her one woman show, Walk Together Children premiered , in New York City at the Gi'tiehwich Mews theatre ' 1968, the New York on Nov; 1>, 1 Tirn 'd's ' lia'iled her as "a magnjficerif' performer ". (The New ! YorkvPdst said she was 4>f unj iyl! .'gutsy, apocalyptic ".) ,, 1 In 'rapj d' ',sticcossion, 'camo ;TV Jamboreepr erniers this weekend to visit BSC appearances on the Today Show, the Merv Griffin Show, Camera Three , Positively Black , Like It Is and many others. In 1969, Vinie Burrows had a triumphant three week sell-out in Philadelphia. She followed this with a performance in Algiers at the First Pan-African Cultural Festival. This exposure led to television specials in Bucharest arid Amsterdam and appearances ' ¦• ". :.' in Copenhagen and Stockholm. In 1971, Vinie Burrows returned with ^ new, multi media edition of Walk Together Children which became the longest running one _ woman show in off Broadway history ! She has been invited , to more than 700 college and university campuses where students and faculty have called her "The Queen of Black Theatre." In 1975, she was both a performer and a delegate at the World ^Congress of, Wonien in Berlin ( GDR). In January 1977, she was a featured American ¦ with performer along Stevie Wonder at FESTAC '77, the 2nd World Black and African Cultural Festival held in Lagos, Nigeria, In December 1977, Vinie was a guest of the Vietnamese Womens ' Union and spent 10 days in Vietnam giving performances in Ha Noi and Ho Chi Minh City-( formerly Saigon). Burrows has compiled six additional one woman programs in the unique and spell-binding theatre form she has developed. They are: Dark Fire, a retelling of the myths and legends of Africa ; Echoes of Africa , modern African prose and poetry ; Song of Lawino, a satiric and compelling Ugandan epic ; Shout Freedom ; From Swords to Plowshares ; and her newest collage, Sister ! Sister !, a salute to women of all ages, races , classes and beliefs ' establishing a support system for Disabled Students because there's no one to turn to that know a lot about disabilities. That's how the organization was founded and how i-became.¦ the ¦' ''¦ chairperson; v Hughes : Who are the members of the Task Force and how can someone become a member? Alexander : A member of the Task Force can be any, and I stress the word any, BSC student who is interested in the rights and welfare of the Disabled who attend or want to attend college. To become a member what people have to do is just call me (389-2476) and follow this one rule. Don't just talk - do something. I want the members to speak-up and discuss their ideas. After all, it's their committee. I really want to stress that everyone is part of every discussion . Hughes : What are the goals of the Task Force? Alexander : The general goal of the Task Force is to make the campus more accessabte to handicapped students, while trying , to - reach . their .: physiological, psychological j and education needs. The future of the Force will depend on the interest and willingness of the students to make the program , work. Some of the projects for next year include training RA's on how to work with disabled students and to try to get more disabled students on this . campus. Our main concern at the moment is the Disability Awareness Day. This will be held on April 28, 1981 and consist of films, workshops, and a lecture by a special - guest speaker , Harriet May Savity, author of the book "Walk, Don't Run ". (For more information on the Awareness Day see story on Page ) (Continued on Page 3) Vlnlo Burrow«, a broadway performer , will perform at BSC on April 28th at 8 p.m. In th© coff •ohousa, KUB. Math student, David Fox, wiiisWarafi David L. Fox , BSC junior mathematics major , was awarded first prize for his paper entitled "Mersenne Primas " presented at the national convention of Kappa Mu Epsilon , mathematics honor society , held in Springfield, Missouri , April 2-4. Fox and three other BSC honor students and two faculty members were among the 250 college representatives from across the nation who attended the convention at Southwest Missouri . State University to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Kappa Mu Epsilon and ex- Dog highlights Jamboree (Continued from Pago 1) 4 p.m. ^4:45 p.m. — Military Band. A 10,000 meter run sponsored by Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity and American Athlete for the benefit of St. Jude's Hospital will be gin at 11 a.m. at the Market Square. A Hot Tub Stuffing, contest sponsored by Lambda Alpha Mu sorority and Colonel Stove Shop also is scheduled at Market Square but at noon. The goal is stuff 40 people in the hot tub, breaking the Guiness World Book of records of 39. Cartoon characters including Woodsy the Owl, Big Bird and more will be mingling with the crowds all day. The fun and entertainment is at Bloomsburg this weekend. Celebrate spring with , a dif ; fereht type of party . . this weekend — RenaissanceJamboree. change- ideas on mathematics and undergraduate math , programs. .: Much of the convention was devoted to the presentation , of papers on Various mathematic untopics written ' by dergraduates. Of the 15 papers selected for pre sentation, students from BSC gave .three. Jerome" O'Brien , a junior special education major talked on "Magic Squares" and Kim Yarnal , a junior math - and computer science major spoke on "Catalan Numbers. ¦VA panel of faculty and students judged Fox's paper to be the best > while the others, O'Brien and Yarnal, Capital Twin Theatre Special Mid-Nite Show Friday & Saturday Only I f r,Sp ringRenaissanceJarnhoree% ^^GRATEFUl.J I fij / M ^A "Congratulations yJmJraB Greatful Dead, you've I created a masterpeice " ¦ "ff^^ ^^m i Wt&^Sm iMtjjjH »:«¦ I mm ^^M April 25 Downtown Bloomsburg Iff^ ^'BI^^^^^ B A THE MONARCH / NOTEWORTHY RELEASE GRATEFUL DEAD nni DOLBY f ¦ ¦ I THE TAU KAPPA EPSILON & American Athlete , Run for Saint Judes kf j Ik 10,OOOMeters Record Sale Entire Inventory of LP's On Sale ! Starting at Bloomsburg Square 1 This Saturday, April 25 11 a.m. - there's still time for you to enter! Applications at Info. Desk - Union -Dollar One off eve & ° ^HS^x ry il^Sl^n :C| i».M:rn m : ' WS^f\ :: stock !" . ^ / y zs S >4Pri*27 - May 2 \ / c^" the College Store YJ fe Tas k Force .. (Cqntinuod from Pago 1) ' Hughes : What benefits can the members expect? ; • Alexander,: Mostly -it gives practical experience to combine with what you learn in the classroom . This is especially true for Special Education and Communications Disorders majors.' Also, the members become more knowledgeable about the disabled college students on campus. Funeral I march for tuition STEREO I %^^^^ ^ ^ ^ were^ -' awarded!:}; ^hoiiorable mention . Local . chapter ¦„ president Linda Pinchot, a senior also attended and served on the national auditing committee. Mathematic professors l James Pomfret arid John E. ; Kerlin attended and participated in discussions on ( ways ; to stimulate • interest in honors projects for undergraduate mathematics students. (Continued from Page 1) task. .Department budgets will also be trimmed. Paper and supply shortages will be more intense .. than last year. Wonder why you din't get those handouts? Most students will just complain to their friends and their roommates. It's sad that their friends and roommates are not voting in Harrisburg or Washington. CAS is proposing a funeral march in Harrisburg on April 29. Students .from across the state will gather to voice their concern. This will be asilent march. Eyeryone is encouraged to wear somber colors as if this were, a real feneral. A " funeral march will sym- , bollically show what the consequences will be if the governor 's budget is passed in its present form . By gathering students in Harrisburg, we will visually illustrate the death of educational opportunity for many Pennsylvanians who come from low-income, or working class families. CGA has provided funds for the march . Buses will leave Bloomsburg at 10:30 and will departfrom Harrisburg no later than 3:30. Students can sign up at the information desk at KUB . If you don 't go, who will? Paul A. Felkner | International ) Dogs i t I f ¦ ¦w All types of • ¦;¦;: v hot dogs; ; : 1 f many salads ¦• ')¦ ¦! '.¦ ¦• " ' ''' ¦ bottom of College Hill > ' f - .• -•¦' ¦ . ¦ ¦ . - ¦ - • ¦ ' TUB stuffing contest How many people can fit into a hot tub? NBC's Real People ¦¦'/." . ' :¦ is scheduled to come to BSC to find out. ^ f . At Renaissance/Jamboree '81 hot tub stuffing teams are going to attempt a new world's record on Saturday/ April 25! The present record, if is believed at 39 people inside a¦ six-iobt ¦¦,;¦ stands :• - ••hot tub. :* ; ¦¦:¦¦:¦ ; The Hot , Tub Stuffing Contest is being sponsored by the Colonial Stove Shop, and.by Lambda Alpha Mu sorority, and the proceedswill go to theJVmericanRed Cross. Bloomsburg's Renaissance/Jamboree '81, sponsored by the town and Bloomsburg State College.Program Board, will feature many events, and contests to benefit over 20 charities, all held on the streets of downtownBloomsburg;In addition to special events such as the stuffing contest; the :day wiU .feature live entertainment (sonie of which has been'featiircd on:national television) , food, artwork and crdfts for sale, arid entertainment for children ; More details inside. < .• •¦¦; — By KEVIN KODISH Keynote speaker Harriet May Savitz will highlight the first Disability Awareness Day oh Tuesday, April 28 here at BSC. ) Ms. Savitz received wide acclaim for her book titled "Run , Don't Walk ". She will address the audience from 7:00 8:30p.m. in Multipurpose Room B of the Kehr Union building. The awareness day is being sponsored' by the Disabled Student Task Force. Task force spokesman Mike Alexander says the force hopes to accomplish three basic things through the special day on campus. "First , we would like to create an awareness of the disabled student on campus" Alexander revealed . "We- also want to promote acceptance of the student." The third key item the awareness day . will hopefully accomplish , according to Alexander, is the fact that disabled students "can do" things. "We want people to realize that the disabled student just the; natipn 's top K-9 and human stars:in an exhibition of state of the arts techniques and razzle dazzle throwing and cathing skills. One of the oldest, and certainly most prestigious shows in the country, Dr. John 's has appeared on over 15 major national telecasts ; including QBS Sports Spectacular and ABC Wide World of Sports, at over 70 National Football League, Major League Baseball, and North American Soccer League games, and in several magazines and special events throughout the nation . Twice, in the North American Soccer League, Dr. John's has wt«i "Outstanidng Halftone ' of thteiYear". For the past two years, the troupe have been touring campuses, which according to ,Pickerili . are among the most rewarding shows, because they lend an opportunity for personal contact. "Frisbee play is finally a participatory sport, and as such our shows , involve audience participation and post show clinics and workshops. We ¦want everyone playing Frisbee! x ItVa part of our plot to take over the world",isays Pickerili, matter of factly. "Anyone can learn to enjoy the Frisbee, and throw it straight". The show itself consists of five parts including an introductory "mini-clinic", which is an informal , presentation of some basic- skills; and freestyle to music-! with - "trick throws , pirouette catches and "disc work ". A discipline in bqdy and discx control in which the Frisbee is not actually caught, but taken in off thie spin on one's fingernail and subsequently passed around the body, rolled along the arms and chest , kicked , tapped , and otherwise manipulated in a series of dance like maneuvers. ¦ ¦ wants to be treated as a normal human being, '' the Force official continued; "Many times a person- sees someone in a wheelchair and figures^they are dumb. We want them to know the person is paralyzed frqm the neck down, not from the neck . ' . . V^ . .;. •;: ,-: " > ". up!" The day 's events will be j acked .off at 12 noon .in Multipurpose Room A, with the greeting and statement ,of goals taking place at this time. Following the introduction , the first of three workshops will get underway. Resident life will be the topic of the initial workshop. This will include a discussion of housing needs for disabled students within the resident hall environment. At ' 1:15 the Sensitivity awareness workshop will start. The needs , desires and limitations of disabled students will be examined to create a sensitivity to these areas. Situational exercises will aid in the facilitation of this workshop. The final workshop will be the Learning Modality portion. This will deal with how using the senses can improve learning. Alexander pointed out that this workshop can teach students haw to study better. Multipurpose Room B will be the cite of a film festival from 2:00 - 4:00.p.m. If the union of four and five by: listening to "The Winds of Change ," a band that will be performing beyond Lycoming Hall. There will be refresh ments served throughout the day 's events. The day promises to be a fun educational experience. Frisbee #0M hi0ili0its J amboree Dr. -John s World Champion Frisbee Show will be appearing on BSC. campus at 1 p.m. on April 24 for a three hour presentation. Thie event is planned in conjunction with Renaissance-Jamboree which is scheduled for Friday and Saturday on the camptis and downtown Bloomsburg. ' The Dr. John 's World Champion Frisbee Show is named after its founder World Master Champion, Dr. John Pickerili',^ =- 'a ' former professor who forsook his Ph; D. in economics to pursue a full time career in frisbee. Previously named Martha Brings . 'em Back, after John 's dog Martha Faye , the Guinness World Champion and the show 's original star , Dr. John 's has expanded to include several of ¦: ¦ ¦» V . . Disability Awareness Day is April 28th at BSC ., Other show segments include : power and accuracy demonstrations including Frisbee golf , a popular tournament event which was marked by its first $50,000 Open in 1979 ; distance and "boomerang" throws ; audience participation games ; and of course , the most lovable Frisbee players of all, the canines, with outstanding enthusiasm , leaping catches , speed, judgement, and personality, TMC 0rm-MTl£R oFwneF&T . : ! - (eenesee^ GAMpiis VmfcE THE . ... . . . Bloomsburg, PA 178U* ,Vol LIX No. 44 ¦¦ '' ' ' _ . ?' ' . ¦ . .. . ... ¦';¦ ' . . Executive E d i t o r . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'.' . Roberta Clement ' . . . . . Brenda Friday News Editor. . . '. Newi Assistant ........s Kathy Jones -. . ...Jean.Kraus Feature Editor Feature Assistant . . . . . . . . . . G l n n y Rood • Sports E d i t o r . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .... . . . . . . . K e v i n Kodish Sports Assistnat...... . .' . . .;. . . -. i , . . . . 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Ajl lotton mutt ' bo tlQnod and hovo rtn addrott and phono number , NoniPi will bo with' „ , • ' , ' , ' ,.. • ., '• . held upon r»qti« ¦ ! _ * ! ¦ ¦•> ¦ Swimmers controversy continues at BSC performance at the Indiana University of Pennsylvania Relays the previous weekend. They finished third in the fourteam meet. The swimmers charged that McLaughlin's verbal outrage was action unbecoming a coach, a contention athletic director H. Cecil Turberville upheld following a hearing on the matter. "There was some disagreement on physical contact being made or t e use of certain terms, but there was a verbal exchange between the two ( McLaughlin and Wolfe ) ," Turberville said in a recent interview, also attended by Jerry Medlock , chairman of the department of . health and physical education. McLaughlin declined an invitation to rebut charges made by the swimmers. Turberville also said the coach was warned of the certainty of a reprimand if another outbreak took place.'Asked how long that edict will be in effect, he replied , "As long as I am athletic director here." Reik Foust, former captain of the team , recalled the incident. (Editor's Note: This story Is being printed through tho courtesy of The Morning Press.) By JOHN MICHAELS BLOOMSBURG — Bloomsburg State College's men's swimming season ended in February, but controversy over an alleged incident between coach Eli McLaughlin and a former swimmer continues to plague the once - successful program. At issue is McLaughlin 's coaching philosophy, which has been criticized by 15 former members of the team. The Huskies began the season with 22 people on the squad , but only had five representatives at the Pennsylvania Conference championships in March . The other 17 either quit following the Dec. 1 incident or were discharged by McLaughlin. The coach was accused of shoving ex-swimmer Bill Wolfe, who has left school, reportedly for financial reasons, during a confrontation at Nelson Fieldhouse. The incident allegedly occured after McLaughlin verbally blasted team members for their poor Campus Weather Station: e-,,3*,3*" _¦ _¦ _ k ^_k ^_k LL / I J J ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 6, CLASSES END1 10:00 p.m. May 7, Reading Day, first for somaof us. May 8, Finals Begin, 8:00 a.m. May 15, Finals and Semester end. APRIL 24-26, Alumni Weekend, Spring Renaissance Jamboree, The Tau Kappa Epsilon & American Athlete Run for Saint Judos Childrens Hospital, Hot-tub Stuffing Contest. MOTORCYCLE 71 Honda 175 cc Street Bike $300.387-0221 for just being you. Love M Mari , What did you do with the money your mother gave you for dancing lessons? Mindy TO THE MU'S (especially Ida Mae and the munchmouths) Thanks for the special day - it really cheered me up! The abused MU 72 NOVA 307, 3 spd. stk. New ft. shks, mfler. Good con. $850. 389-2440. __ SUMMER STUDENT needed for babyOwn transsitting, hrs. flexible portation needed. Call Janet 7847775. Sherwood Village. MARI , Hit me with your plastic hip joints . HILLSY , thanx for typing all these. TAKING NEXT YEAR OFF? We need loving, easygoing Parents' Helper for bright 12-year old daughter. Room/ board plus salary . Write us about yourself , enclose photo, Brody, 79 Clinton Avenue, Westport, Connecticut 06880. PERSONALS: HEY REGIMO , How to get out of a bathroom in three easy steps • but first unlock the door 111 HEY PORKCHOP , Fred Astalr you're NOT Ml Ginger SPUD, I wanna be like you ooo ooo I ,' ¦' , . Foust continued , "Coach called us out of the pool and told us to sit on the deck, but not to sit near him. Then he got very, very loud. He was screaming, enraged and the language was unbelievable." , . Later , Foust said ,. Wolfe asked McLaughlin why he didn 't give the team pep talks instead of threats. "Coach then said we hadn 't made the team yet and warned that he could still, cut us from the squad;' ' Foust said. "Wolfe then told coach he was leaving arid started walking toward ^the locker room and coach ran after him and started yelling again. " At this point , Foust alleged that McLaughlin had his hands behind his back and was butting Wolfe in the chest , a charge the coach denied at- ' a hearing before Turberville. "Coach was ILLJ YO E.G" - Party friends forever. Thanx for everything! Luv ya , Lizzerd ENZO, You brighten my days. Thanx CHOICE OF FREE MAXELL album with any purchase of 3 blank tapes in our inventory- at the Stereo House. LOST: A CAMERA was lost at Lycoming's date party. The owner would greatly appreciate its return to the desk or call Barb 3789. I I MINDY , Are you wearing your Cowboy hat to the banquet too? HUGHES AND ED, What's it like to roll down steps instead of walking??? Buddy OH MY COD, I have a HADDOCK. Did you say that on porpoise? Don't be SHELLFISH ! Just for the HALIBUT. It's SHRIMPLY delicious ! The Punny CRAB. HEY HILLS, You forgot me! Moon EILEEN, Congrats SMILE, SMILE, SMILE ! Chico's BANANA BUB - next time you call I won't be here. Love , the little Kraut. FOR SALE: BAUSCH & LOMB Disinfecting Unit II Excellent cond. call 799-5310 story . ¦ H A ^__ _¦ _¦ _¦ "L -R.H.. SUMMER HOUSE for rent , close to campus. 2-6 people $600 phone Dave 3480. WANTED: , "We were finishing our prepractice warm-up and coach arrived and told manager Harry Gabora privately that 'before practice was over, four guys will be off the team ,"" Foust said Gabora , who was among the swimmers interviewed, corroborated the DIRK, hey, you don't understand and it's O.K. MCS, Because of your persistent use, of carbon granules, Jimbo bombed Econ. Go drunk , your home!" " LANCE ~(J.D.) When will it "show" again? Comp Writer JUST THOUGHT YOU'D like to know we're having a gnautograph party for our latest gnbobk. Gndctually, we don't gknow why gnanybody would want to look at pictures of ghugly little f***s like us, but we're gnlaughing all the way back to Zurich. ¦ Gnomes Bookstores, Everywhere .' J j j MURPH, Hey mister that's a DONUTI J HEY LORRAINE, Here's a tetter for you 4 Limited _ ^ _ j J j f c p K V Sponsored by Kehr Recreation .J_H&^K n f \ W ^Turberville added , "His program is not an unorthodox method, of-training. It's within the realm , of acceptability and dependability as far as methods of training are concerned. \ VEli -; has modified the program over the years as methods have been proven successful. He's had a long term of. success." , McLaughlin's overall record is ' 126-118-2.. His teams , enjoyed seven straight winning seasons — 1968^ 69 through 1974-75, inclusive/ Leisure ¦ -¦ .' : Susquehanna University. A#^% A %WJ) Summer Session June 22 - August 6, 1981 Selinsgrove; Pd. ¦—» ¦ Undergraduate classes meet mornings or evenings in accounting, art, biology, business administration, chemistry, comrhunications ¦ and threatre arts, 'economics; education',. English, geology, mathe1 matics/and computer science, modern languages,. music, philosophy, politicaLscience,' psychology, and sociology. Special Summer Theatre .Workshop also available for academic credit. Registration By Mail or in S-U- Caiupus Center Mon.$ June 22, 3-5 ft 7 8 p.m. Fees: 210 per WHAT ARE YOU DOING that's exciting between Spring and Summer Terms? Come canoeing May 19-28 and get academic credit (credit is optional). This is a unique opportunity to learn canoeing skills. (No previous canoeing experience is needed.) The course will begin on campus and then as you gain experience, you will canoe flat and white water rivers of Pennsylvania. Space is limited. For more information contact Quest or the Office of Extended Programs. i ] Medlock and Turberville d e f e n d e d M c L a u g h l in 's coaching philosophy and ability. "He's a conservative and authoritative type of coach who has had some success," ;Medlock said. '• /tfjSkJv WILL THE OWNER of the blue Chevy Pick-up please move it. I have to go. Saturday,M ay 2nd, Only 9 DepartElwell8 a.m. - DepartNYC7p.m. Sign up at info. desk with $ dismal ' downfall should be blamed on (McLaughlin ) not having the program up-to-date. Hisvphilosophy is, if you 're one of his athletes you 'll do whatever he asks. He's always relating back to his football playing days, saying "if my coach asked me to run hrough a wall I would.'" Campus InformationLine cui-wm NEW YORK CITY 9 j j baiting him on , .telling Bill he wasn 't man enough to hit him , " Foust said. Turberville said words to that effect were used during the confrontation. The athletic director backed McLaughlin 's authority to cut any of the team members, "McLaughlin has the right to make that decision , especially if the people aren 't performing up to standards ," Turberville noted. "Most of the young men don 't realize that the coach athlete relationship is ' not democratic — it' s fairly autocratic. The coach has a wide and broad area he can ¦" . . ', . ' ,. , function in. "It is acceptable and ^ expected that the coach makes the decision and the student -has a, choice to perform or .not.".. ? Former members of the t£am questioned McLaughlin,'s .future and coaching techniques.^,¦ -" •'"-' We d like to get a new coach, someone who cares about " the program and the people involved ," Frank . ^ Jacoby, spokesman for the group said. ' 'McLaughlin is working back int he ' 1950s. He hasn 't done anything to help us' ' " in-¦ • ,- - •;. • •. •• . dividually." 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