Jimmy Kleman Named It May Be Spring, But ? ? ? ?
"Joe College" of BSTC
At Annual Junior Prom

Amid a throng of hundreds of people, Jim KIcman , a senior , from Ashland , was named Joe College at the
ann ual Junior Prom held on Friday
night , April 21, in Centennial Gymnasium. Nancy Unger , B.S.T.C.'s Coed of the Year, made the presentation
during inter mission.
As bearer of the Joe College title,
Kleman represents the typical college
"Joe " and signifies the maj ority 's expectations of an ideal college student.
He was chosen from among eight of
B.S.T.C.'s outstanding masculine personalities who were nominated a few
weeks ago by a committee composed
of two coeds from each of the freshman, sophomore , junior , and senior
classes. On April 20, ballots bearing
the candidates names were submitted
Yes indeed , spring is here — we hope ; but thi s picture of our "Friendly
to the college community in the regu- College
the Hill " seemed most too good to keep locked away in the
lar Th ursday Assembly and Kleman M. & G. on
files. We doubt if many college campuses can offer a more beautiful
(Continued on page 4)
scene.

1950 Obiter Show Features Obiter
Band and Return of Andy Mack Trio
Obiter Editor Reports
1950's College Yearbook
A Complete Sell-Out
The annual Obiter Show, given in
Assembly on Tuesday, April 25th,
was enthusiastically received by the
student body as being one of the finest pieces of student entertainment
staged this year in chapel. The quick
sale of the final Obiter reserve forms
proved the success of the undertaking.
Joe Cu rilla , director-producer of
the show and editor-in-chief of the
'50 Obiter, is credited with turning
in a beau tiful piece of work for both.
The setting for the opening number
of the show was a boy 's dorm room
in Waller Hall the night before an
exam. Authenticity was given the
skit by the able portrayals rendered
by Alex Kubik, Fr ank Fu rgele , Claude
Renninger, Frank De an , Buck Byham , Phil Search and Ben Burness.
Following the skit, the Andy Mack
Trio took its place behind the footlights. As their first number, Norman Kline and Max Kaplan , accompanied by Andy Maceiko and his accordian , sang a medley of patriotic
tunes by Cohan. Andy then soloed on
his sparkling, now accordian and
gave out with hi sown version of "St.
Louis Blues." After which, for a
change in tempo, he played the "Coronet Polka." Kline and Kaplan then
returned and the trio delighted the
audience with such catchy numbers
as "Terry " (an original), "Just Because," "We're Big Boys Now," and
"Judaline. " A pleasant surprise greeted tho audience as the curtain opencontinued on page 2)

Plan for Distribution of
Senior Ball Tickets and
Programs Announced
Tickets and programs for the Senior Ball will be distributed from the
C.G.A. office from noon until 5:00
P.M. on Thursday, May 4. At this
time all seniors will be expected to
know definitely whether or not they
will attend the Ball , which will be
held at the Irem Temple Country
Club, near Dallas, on May 25,
G r a d u a t i o n announcements and
name cards will also be available at
this time along with a mimegraphed
"Guide to Graduation , " which will
explain in detail the various Senior
Week activities.
A final chock will also be made on
available transportation . Class members arc urged to cooperate with
their committee chairmen and officers, and to watch tho bulletin boards
for further announcements.

ffA Mid 'Century May
Day " is Theme of
Colorf ul Ceremony
The ann ual May Day ceremonies of
the College will be held Wednesday,
May tenth , at 2:30 p.m., Mrs. Robert
B. Redman , director once again of
this year's fete, announced that the
theme of the 1950 exercises will be
"A Mid-Century May Day ." American lif e during the past half century
will be colorfully reviewed in song
and dances at the annual May Day
ceremonies.
The boys and girls of the Benj amin
Franklin School will present a varied
and colorful program of dances in
harmony with the various phases of
American life during the past fifty
years. The performance will take
place before the court of the May
Qu een , who will be crowned in traditional ceremonies on a dais erected
on the terraces behind the Waller
Hall gymnasium. The music for the
exercises will again be provided for
by the Maroon and Gold Band. The
Band will also present a rief concert
prior to the processional , which is
scheduled to begin at 2:30 p.m. Daylight Saving Time.
Miss Jane L. Keller, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. George Keller of Light
Street Road, Bloomsburg, will reign
as May Queen. Miss Keller's attendants are : Susan Dreibilbis , Mrs. Jane
Kepping, Lucy Jane Baker, Betty
R idd all , Jeanne Kelder , Carmela Tarole, Terry Ann Cierlitsky, and Elizabeth Reece.

Dr. John h Furba y
Graduation Speaker
Dr. Harvey A. Andruss announced
that Dr. John J. Furbay, Director of
Air World Education , will be the
speaker for the annual May Commencement Exercises to be held in
the Carver Hall Auditorium , Monday,
May 29. President Andruss said that
Dr. Furbay, who was one of the featured speakers at the annual convention of the American Association of
School Administrators held recently
in Atlantic City, will speak on the
subj ect, "At Home in One World. "
Dr. Furbay has had a long and
distinguished career in the field of
education. Pie has been a professor
in a large mid-Western university
and the president of the College of
West Africa. Mr. Furbay has held
other teaching posts in a number of
colleges and universities throughout
tho United States and Hawaii.
He was an official observer at the
first United Nations meetings in San
(Continued on page 4)

1950 Obiter Plans
"Yearbook Clinic"
To Be Held Mere Soon
According to a memorandum issued
recently by Mr. Edward T. Devoe,
Obiter adviser, the selection of the
editor of the 1951 yearbook will be
made in the near future. According
to the plan outlined in the memorandum, persons interested in being on
the staff of the 1951 Obiter should
submit their names to Joe Curilla,
stating the type of work they wish
to do. The selection of the 1951
editor will then be made from the
names submitted.
It was announced also by Curill a
that the 1950 Obiter is planning a
"yearbook clinic, " which will be held
sometime in the next two or three
weeks if a sufficient number of persons are interested. The clinic will be
conducted by a staff member of the
Campus Publishing Company, which
is the Philadelphia division of a large
corporation specializing in school and
college publications.
Curilla, wh o i s edi to r of th e 1950
Obiter, pointed out that the clinic
will be of int ere st t o both present and
prospective Obiter staff members. He
also stated that persons who will be
certified in English would find the
clinic helpful in building up a background for high school yearbook adviserships. Those interested in attending the clinic are asked to submit
their names to Curilla. The clinic
will be held on this campus.

Phi Sigma Pi Elects
New Officers at Annual
Founder's Day Banqu et
The annual Founders' Day banquet
of Phi Sigm a Pi, Iota Chapter, was
held on Thursday evening, Apr il 20,
at Dutch Hill. A delicious dinner of
chicken and waffles was served to
the group of thirty who attended. t
Guest speaker of the evening was
Mr. John B. Kennedy, Superintendent
of the Kingston Schools. Following
the dinner, Mr. Kennedy spoke on the
subje ct , "Waste in Education." In his
remarks, tho speaker pointed out a
number of ways in which education
fails to be thrifty in its processes.
Starting a student before he is ready
to begin school, and then failing him
because he cannot make the grade, is
one example of a form of this waste.
Perhaps the student is not capable
of entering school before he is eight
years old. If such is the case, the
better plan is to let him wait. But ,
when a student does enter school, the
teacher must take a personal interest
in his charge, and each successive
teacher must take a personal interest
(Continued on page 4)

Class of 1950 Draws Up Final
Graduation Plans; Will Leave
Annual Memorial Scholarship
Commencement Issue
Flares Into Heated
Debate from Floor

Butcofsky, Davis,
Chapin, and Kamm •
To Head '50 Alumni

A fifty-dollar annual scholarship
The Class of 1950 held its final
meeting of the year in Carver Audi- has been established as a memorial
torium last Friday afternoon and by the Class of 1950. The class voted
drafted plans for class activity dur- the scholarship into effect following
ing Senior Week exercises next a report from Audrey Terrel, chair *
month. In addition to regular busi- » man of the class scholarship comn ess, the class also established a mitt ee, during the meeting in Carver
scholai-ship and elected to remain Auditorium last Friday afternoon.
A check for a sum sufficient to
organized following graduation.
Kenneth Cook was elected Ivy Day maintain the scholarship for ten
orator and will speak in behalf of years will be turned over to the
the class during Ivy Day exercises, Alumni Association next month. The
which will be held in the Waller Hall administration of the 1950 Memorial
court at 11 A.M., Thursday, May 25. Scholarship will be handled by the
It is during this traditional ceremony Alumni Association, and the award
that the senior class plants its ivy will be made on the basis of the
and presents the president elect of criteria which will be set up by the
next year 's senior class with the Ivy Alumni Scholarship Committee, which
Day spade.
is presently under the chairmanship '
The red carnation was elected as of Dr. Kimber C. Kuster.
the class flower, and red and white
Following the establishment of the
were chosen as the class colors. scholarship, the class also unanimThese will be used primarily for dec- ously elected to remain organized
orating purposes at the banquet and after graduation. All the present
b all , which is to be held at the Irem class officers were re-elected to tenTemple Country dub, near Dallas, year terms which will expire at the
on the evening of May 25. Also in tenth reunion in 1960.
connection with the banquet and ball,
Dr. E. H. Nelson, president of the
the class voted overwhelmingly in Alumni Association, has hailed both
favor of formal dress for the occas- the scholarship and the move to reion.
main organized as activities which
The class voted also to have its will greatly benefit the college and
commencement rehearsal at 12:30 the Alumni Association. The Class of
P.M. on the afternoon of Thursday, 1950 will become the first in college
May 25. Under ordinary circumstan- history to establish its own scholarces the rehearsal should be completed ship and retain its own organization
by 2:00 P.M. Because of this arrange- upon entering the Alumni Associament there will be no need to sched- tion.
ule any activities for Friday, the
Class officers have pointed out that
following day.
since the present scholarship fund is
Considerable controversy was wag- sufficient for only a ten-year period,
ed over the issue of having com- the maintenance of the fund will be
mencement exercises either out of. one of the main class proj ects in its
doors or else in Centennial Gymnas- activity as part of the alumni organium instead of in Carver Auditorium. ization. In addition to the scholarIf the commencement exercises are ship fund , the class will also establish
held in Carver Auditorium, as is cur- a reserve fund of its own to fin ance
rently planned by the administration, its activities during the next few
a severe limitation will be placed years. According to an estimate
upon the number of guests each class made by Harold Kamm, class treasmember will be permitted to invite. urer, this can be accomplished out of
The maj ority of the class expressed the funds which will remain at the
the opinion that this restriction was end of the school year.
both "unj ust and unfair," since it
Class president Don Butcofsky said
would result in the virtual exclusion that the class of 1950 will make
of family members from commence- every effort to reach all its members
ment exercises.
at least once each year. A complete
Class president Don Butcofsky re- financial statement and a report on
ported that he had conducted a pre- the scholarship will be published
liminary investigation concerning the yearly in the Alumni Quarterly. He
feasibility of holding commencement also stated that when circumstances
someplace other than in Carver Audi- warrant it, a news-letter will be
(Continued on page 3)
mailed out to all members.

Senior Week Calendar
Wednesday, May 24:
Termination of classes for seniors.
Thursday, May 25:
10:00 A.M.—Honor Assembly, Carver Auditorium .
11:00 A.M.—Ivy Day Exercises, Waller Hall Court.
12:30 P.M. —Commencement rehearsal , Carver Auditorium.
6:30 P.M. —Banquet and Ball , Irem Temple Country Club.
Friday, May 26:
No activities scheduled.
- Saturday, May 27:
11-.00 P.M. —Class Alumni Exercises.
Sunday, May 28:
3:30 P.M. —Baccalaureate Service, Carver Auditorium.
4:30 P.M. —Senior picture , in front of lobby entrance to Waller Hall.
Monday, May 29:
10:30 A.M.—Commencement, Carver Auditorium.
The hours indicated above arc Eastern Daylight Saving Time,

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Camp us Talen ts

PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY AND FO R
THE STUDENTS OF BLOO MSBUR G STATE TEA CHERS COLLECJE

A survey of our student enrollment
offers a good opportunity for crossEditorial board
sectioning the numerous occupations ,
Donald Butcofsky, Uoburt Cunousu. Jounlor Kddlugcr , und AVU ilum StUui'lltic
talents, and abilities which are indications that members of RSTC do
do things. This feature is not the
direct result of such a survev , but
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Employment Outlook for Teachers . . . .
might stay awake in assembly. A few
Graduates trained for elementary school teaching should find a1 of these talented individuals have
wide choice of employment opportunities in most States this spring,• joine d together and formed trios and
On the other hand , prospective teachers at the secondary level will ' quartets whose performances have
find a hig hl y competitive employment situation in all but a few subject : been warmly received at different
fields. Last year , onl y one stu d ent comp l ete d training for Elementary ' social events throughout the region.
teaching for every three who were needed; this year , t h e sh ortage: "The Camnus Four." "Andv Mack
will be nearl y as acute. The number of students completing prepara- Trio," and the "Campus Kings " are
tion for hi gh sch ool teac h ing in 1949 was four times as great as the ¦ three of the better known musical
demand; the oversupply in 1950 is expected to be even greater .
outfits originating on our campus.
From groups we dwindle down to
P rospects [or Elementary Teachers
individuals. We have one student who
The need for teachers in elementary schools will continue to in- ¦ has already completed his course at
, crease over t h e ne x t severa l years. According to a recent stud y by' a N. Y. embalming school and has
the Department of Labor 's Bureau of Labor Statistics , enro ll ments ini served his apprenticeship with the
grades 1 to 8 will probabl y rise sharp ly f or t h e next 7 years in most- same funeral directors which condueStates and then level off. The total number of elementary teaching f ted the funerals of Texas Guinan.
positions will therefore increase considerabl y, per haps by more t h ani Maj or Bowes, and a host of other
260 ,000 in the next 7 years. The number of new teachers required i celebrities. Another student has workannua lly will be greatest about 1953, the year when the sharpest ¦ ed several years with his father Who
increase in enrollments is expected.
is a funeral director. We also have
Many more new teachers are required each year as rep lacementsi our share of war heroes. More than
than for new positions , even in the current period of rapid growt h o f one member of our student body has
elementary school population. On the basis of a conservative rate of been cited for 'gallantry in action
7 percent , it is estimated that over half a .million elementary teachers¦ during the past war. Several have
will be required in the next 10 years to rep l ace t h ose w h o d ie , retire , attained high ranks, some going as
or leave the classrooms for other reasons. In addition , a sizeable num- high as major.
ber will be needed to replace some of the persons now teaching on Scores of life guards and camp
emergency certificates.
counsellors, switchboard o p e r a t o r s
The number of young peop le taking training f or el ementary and hash slingers call B.S.T.C. their
teaching will depend , in the future as in the past , chiefl y on t h e ot h er second home. One individual who reemp loyment opportunities available and the relative salaries offered. cently graduated wrote obituaries in
If general economic conditions should become less favorable and there : Polish for his home town newspaper.
should be considerable unempl oyment , the suppl y o f ele mentary teac h- Yes, we at Bloomsburg are very
ers mig ht become such that keen competition would develop.
versatile. That versatility will probably come in very handy when we
Prospects for Secondary Teac hers
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in the country as a whole for the next few years at least. However
the distribution of teachers both by locality and by subject fiel d is
such that some schools suffer shortages while others have many applicants for each job. With few exceptions , sh ortages are now l irr ite d
to rur al areas and sucji special subject fields as home economics. The
g r eat est ov ersupp ly in most states is in men 's ph ysica l education , the
social sciences , an d Eng lish.
It is likel y that education and experience requirements will be
raised , in line with the prewar trend. Students taking training for hi gh
school teaching should pla n to get a master 's degree in order to qualify
for the best employment opportunities,
Enrollments in grades 9 to 12 are expected to decline until abou t
1952. Therefore , the need for hig h school teachers will be limited
largel y to replacements for the next few years. After 1952 , enrollments will probabl y rise slowly for the following 3 years and then
increase rapidl y into the 1960' s, Over the 1950 decade , close to 85 ,000
new teachers may be needed to handle increased enrollments. In
addition , from 17 ,000 to 20,000 replacements may be required for each
year during the 1950's. However , unless high school enrollments are
considerabl y greater than seems probable on the basis of past trends ,
a training rate as high as that in 1949 would continue to produce an
oversupp ly of secondary school teachers even in the years of gr eat est
need.

1950 Obiter Show

Fea ture s Band ? ? ?
( Continued from page 1)
od and disclosed the "Obiter " band
of 1950. The band played several selections including Star Dust, Laura
and a syncopated version of Swanee
River. Claire iDavis gave a soulful
rendition of "Don 't Tell Me" after
which the sale of the Obj ters began.
Members of the band were Dick
Wagner at the piano; Danny Fitzpatrlck , drums; Phil Search , third
trumpet ; Jim Pureoll , firs t trumpet;
Gene Hummell, second trumpet; Geo.
Vltl , first trombone ; Carleton Ermlsh ,
second trombone ; Hank Morlni , first
sax; Bill Gilbert , third sax ; Jack
Swartz , fourth sax ; and John Brown ,
fifth sax.
Obiter salesmen during the show
were Alex Kubik , Dick Evans , Dave
Newberry, and Tom Anthony . Stage

Dr. Andruss Addresses
Principals ' Association

Dr. Harvey A, Andruss recently
addressed The Principals Association
of Susquehanna County at the mooting at Hallstead in the Throe Gables
Inn, He spoke on the subje ct , "There
Are All Kinds of Children."
The Principals Association represents thirteen high schools in Susquehanna County . The County Superintendent and his assistants from
Wayne County as well as the wives
of the principles of the schools were
guests at the meeting.
Al: I have come to the conclusion
that all geniuses are smug.
John : Oh, nonsense, Why, I act
like any ordinary follow.
manager was George Reck. Script
writers were Ben Burness and Chuck
Edwards.

Babbl ing Brooks

by Harry Brooks
Campus activities are really in full
swing after the Easier recess. Jim
Kleman was voted by the College
Communit y as Joe College. Congra tulations! During last Friday 's Junior
Prom , the ceremony took place before a fine crowd. Lee Vincent once
again furnished those solid sharps
•and flats for the aff air . . . .
May Day, to be held May tenth
this year , barring weather complications, should really be the usually gay
a ffair. A dance will be hold either in
conj unction with the Day or else on
May 12 . . . Also coming in the near
future is the year 's second edition of
the Olympian. The jok es and literary
material promises to be the usual
high caliber so let's get behind this
sales drive as we did last time . . . .
Much attention has been paid concerning the closing letters by our correspondents. Frequently is wr itten
the statement , as always, as always ,
as ever, and so on. These are what
campus English profs might call abstractions since they say or mean
nothing.
A closing such as Always, Jane, is
a foolish statement. To begin* with , if
it wasn't always Jane, who else would
it be. If the correspondent planned to
change her name, she should have
written the information in the context of the letter , and if she did not
hint that she . wouldn 't always be
Jane, the closing Always Jane is useless, trite, distacteful and unromantic.

Take a statement such as Yours
truly. Now that really contains depth.
It relates that: everything in the
letter is the Gospel truth , but yet
unless you are writing to an enemy,
(which we infrequently do) there is
little cause to attach Yours truly at
the ending. A true friend would believe every penned word anyway.
Writing the word "love" at the
ending is not suitable either. The
word no longer means what it formerly meant because of its overuse.
We might say we love baseball or
love to throw rocks, but we cannot
classify a bat , stones and a beautiful
gii'l in the same category. They only
have one thing in common; they are
all hard ancl cold until they are handled a while.
After rehashing the situation of
He: Will you call for your father closing a letter , the conclusion can be
if I kiss you.
drawn that by saying "Your Moose",
She : Certainly — but don 't worry, at the end , is the best way to comhe isn 't home tonight .
plete it.

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Spring Fas hion Show
In Carver Auditorium
Fri day Evenin g May 5
Lovely spring and summer fashions, designed to please the most discriminating tastes, will be displayed
at the Fourth Annual Spring Fashion
Show staged by the College as a
feature of the Eighteenth Annual
Commercial Contest to be held in
Carver Hall Auditorium , Saturday,
May sixth.
The show, which last year attracted a capacity audience to the Carver
Auditorium , is to be presented by the
Retail Selling classes, Friday evening, May fifth , at 8:15 p.m.; a special matinee performance will be hold
Friday afternoon at 3:00 p.m. for invited high school students and women guests attending the Spring Reunion of the Caldwcll Consistory .
This year's show promised to be
the most outstanding of the series
with the hel p of a large number of
retail merchants in the town of
Bloomsburg. Fashions from Arcus',
Dixie Shops, W. T. Grant Co., Dorothy Kashner Millinery, Kay Long
Dress Shop, The Little Shop, J. C.
Penny, F. P. Pursel , Racusin 's and
Snyder 's Millinery will be included in
the show.
The 1950 presentations shall use
the setting of a lounge in the Women's Dormitory. Davison Furniture
Stores and the MacKay Home Decorators are furnishing the furniture
and materials for the stage set. Mr.
and Mrs. George Kepping«are student
chairmen in charge of the stage setti n g, and W. B. Sterling, of the Department of Business Education , is
the faculty advisor.
A special feature of the Fashion
Show will be a review of fashions of
the beginning of the Century, centering attention on what the well-dressed college girl wore in the early
1900's. Susan Dreibelbis is the student chairman in charge of this phase
of the program.
A number of students are serving
as store coordinators for the event:
Betty Ridall, chairman ; Berdine Logar, M arjorie Fanzo, Joan Grazell,
Kathryn Rhinard , Lois Yeager, Shirley Ashner, Mary Ann Alarcon , Olive
Hunter, Betty Cole and Lillian Mlkvy.

Office Equipment To
Be On Display at
Bus. Ed. Contest , Clinic
A number of nationally-known com- .
panics have agreed to display modern
office equipment commonly found in
schools, and small to medium-sized
offices, at the Annual Business Education Contest and Clinic at the Collego, Saturday, May 6. Besides the
late models, the exhibitors will show
machines manufactured during twenty-year intervals to show the progross made in mechanical office
equipment during periods equal to or
greatcM' than the life span of the
College Department of Business Education.

The feature attraction of the show
will be the story of the founding of
the Department at the College, and
as a special feature of the anniversary celebration , Miss Honora M,
Noyes, of the Business Education 'D epartment , and Miss Alice Johnston ,
of the Speech and Dramatic Department , have collaborated in writing a
short sketch depicting an office in
tho Gay Nineties. The sketch will bo
acted out by students in tho Department.
A display of textbooks , teaching
materials, and audio-visual aids, as
has been tho custom of many yenrs,
will bo stagcrl in tho Navy Hall Auditorium by representatives of the various publishin g compnnios.
If two Poles wore married would
they call il a wooden wedding.
Father: I toll you I won 't stand
for that young man kissing you Uko
that.
Daughter: Oh , don 't worry, Dad.
He'll Improve. After all , I've only
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Husky Baseball Team Racks Up Its Eighteenth Straight Win
Mansfield Proves Tough Foe in Close
4-3 Battle on Mt* Olympus Diamond

Huskies Hit Lycoming Who Dat Man?
To Tune of 16-4 with
Deadly 17 Hit Barrage

Husk y Trackmen Win
First Meet by Edgin g
Scranton U. Team

On We d nes d ay , Apr. 20, the Husk y

swatters traveled to Williamsport to
cop their seventeenth straight diamon d success — a 16-4 victory over
Lycoming College. Henry Brunn and
Mike Evans shared the mound duties
for the victors, and they coasted to
the win behind a shower of 17 hits by
t heir teamates.
Again Don Butler walloped a home
run into dead centerficld but not before the Huskies had smashed out six
runs in the first two innings.
The game was called at the end of
eight innings because of darkness.

Mensinger
Thompson
Ledyard
Butler
a Buynak
Evans
b Brunn
Riley
c Williams
Stevens
Marek
Le Van
Totals

Bloomsburg
ab r
5 4
6 2
6 2
5 2
1 0
5 0
0 0
5 1
1 0
5 2
5 1
4 2

h o
2 0
1 0
3 5
2 3
0 0
1 0
0 0
1 0
0 0
3 3
1 2
3 11

48 16 17 24

a
0
2
0
0
0
2
0
1
0
0
0
0

c
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
0
0
0
0

5 1

Lycoming
Tazzari
Ludlum
Neal
Maltby
Misner
Bellak
Jones
Bergman
McFarland
Cruickshank
Roeder

Tota ls
Bloomsburg

Lycoming

ab
4
4

3

4
3
3
3
1
1
2
1
32
240

r h
2 0'
1 1
0 0
0 0
0 2
0 1
0 0
0 0
0 0
0 0
0 0

o a e
3 2 3
2 0 0

1 0 1

1
1
8
7
0
0
0
0

0
0
1
1
0
0
1
0

0
0
1
0
0
0
0
0

4 7 24 11 6
700

12 — 16

100 020 10— 4

RBI — Maltby, Drescher, Mosner,
Ledyard 2, Butler 2, Evans, Stevens,
Le Van 3, Marek.
. Winner — Mike Evans
Loser — McFarland

Cheyney State Teachers
Tr ackmen Beat Husk ies
On Navy Hall Field
A strong Cheyney State Teachers
track squad defeated our Huskies
last Wednesday on the Navy Hall
Field 78-47. It was Bloom's first meet
of the season.
Joe Feifer, freshman from Mt. Carmel, took first in the half mile and
mile. His time was 2:13.6 for the
half mile and 4:56.5 for the mile.
Frank Womer won his specialty,
the pole vault, and was third in the
high jump. Bob Conrad picked up a
firs t in the j avelin, second in the 100
and third in the half mile.
Following are the summaries:
Mile run — First , Feifer, Bloom;
Thompson , Chey. ; Brennan , Bloom.
Time 4:56.5.
440-yard — Grant , Chey.; Lepard ,
Bloom.; Gilbert , Bloom. Time :54.9.
100-yard — Womack, Chey.; Conrad , Bloom. ; Grant , Chey. Time :10.4.
880-yard — Feifer, Bloom.; Thompson , Chey.; Conrad, Bloom. Time 2:
13.6.
100 high hurdles — Ewing, Chey. ;
East , Chey. ; Lundy, Bloom. Time :13.
Two mile run — Hoxter, Chey.;
Green , Choy. ; Brennan , Bloom, T ime
11:17.
220-yard dash — Womack, Chey. ;
EmmJt , Bloom. ; Baxter, Chey. Time
:24. '
220 low hurdles — Ewing, Chey.;
Baxter , Chey.; Lundy, Bloom, Time
:28.1.
Pole vault — Womer , Bloom. ; Zah ora , Bloom. Distance—12 ft.
Discus — Henderson , Chey,; Eremich , Bloom. ; Zahora, Bloom , Distance—114 ft. 11 in.

The Husky thinclads picked up
. their firs t win of the season Saturday
by edging a strong Univ. of Scranton
team 68y3 to Q2%. Navy Hall Field
was the scene of the encounter.
It was Joe Feifer , who again paced
the Huskies. Joe captured two firsts ,
one in the half mile and the other in
the mile. Frank Womer, Joe Zahora,
Charley Brennan and Bob Conrad all
contributed highly to the Husky victory. Both squads ran neck and neck
most of the way.
A summary of the Scranton meet
You'd never guess, so we'll tell you. It's none other than B. S. T. C.'s follows :
flashy second sacker, Dick Hummel. Dick is an old veteran of the baseball
wars, and this picture was taken when Dick was a member of the House • 100 yard dash—Betterly, Sc.; Goodof David.
win , Bl.; Conrad, Bl. ; Time :10.
220 yard dash—Betterly, Sc; Yourishin , Sc; Conrad, Bl. Time :23.9.
440 yard dash—Yourishin, Sc; LePard , BL; Adams, Sc. Time :54.2.
880 yard run—Feifer, Bl. ; Cannon,
Sc, and Arthur, Sc, (tied for second)
Time 2:14.8.
Mile—Feifer, Bl.; Ruddy, Sc; Brennan , Bl. Time 5:11.
by Harry Brooks
Two-mile—Prusinski, Sc; Brennan ,
Bl. ; Stewart, Sc. Time 11:05.
Baseball . . . Chalk up number 17 in the record books for the Husky
220 yard low hurdles—Lundy, BL;
swatters. Last week, after dumping Lock Haven and Lycoming without too Goodwin , BL; Wilson, Sc. Time :29.
much trouble, the Maroon and Gold really had a tussle on their hands until
100 yard high hurdles—Womer, Bl.;
they subdued Mansfield 4-3 on Saturday. Don Butler and Mike Evans hit Lundy, BL; Wilsons, Sc. Time :15.3.
two of the longest balls of the season against the southpaw slants of the
Javelin — Yourishin, Sc; Conrad,
Lock Haven pitcher . . . The Philadelphia trip which will see B.S.T.C. hosted
BL;
McGuire, Sc. Distance—159 feet
by Temple and West Chester in successive days might well make or break
2
and
1-2 inches.
the Huskies victory string . . . Let's hope it adds laurels to the record . . .
Shot put—Flannagan, Sc; Purper,
Some of the boys have a real rooting section at the ball games. Both student
Sc;
Baron, Bl. Distance—37 feet 7
teachers in the elementary and secondary fields have their student crowds
inches.
in the stands . . . The locals battle Millersville and Shippensburg this week
Discus—Eremich, BL; Zahora, BL;
in two tough tilts. Make it number 18 and 19, boys. What's wrong with the
McGuire,
Sc Distance — 110 feet 5
student body ? How many games must the boys win before they can draw
inches.
a full house ?
Pole vault—Womer, BL, and ZahTrack . . . After dropping the opener last week on the home cinders the
ora,
BL, ( tie) ; Taddio, Sc. Height—9
B.S.T.C. thinclads came back last Saturday to trip Scranton University by
feet.
a 68 J4 -62 '4 count. In the three days between the two meets, the Huskies
High j ump—Pearson, Sc; Womer,
seemed to have improved ten fold . . . A fine student attendance turned out
BL;
Purpuer and Wilson, Sc, (tied
for both meets . . . Joe Fifer and many of the other boys really showed signs
second).
for
Height—5 feet 8 inches.
for future track success . . .
Broad jump—Conrad , BL; Womer,
The National scene . . . Early predictions on the Major League baseball BL; Goodwin, Bl. Distance—19 feet 5
season have gone a little haywire with the so-called weak nines romping to inches.
early success. Whether this continues or not remains to be seen, but a Fort
Mile relay—Scranton first , BloomsKnow load of that green stuff will be lost if the impossible happens. The
homer kings of last year started the current campaign on the same high burg second.

Locker «p- Lingo

note they left it last year. A couple of the Redsox sluggers continue to set
the pace in the American circuit, while in the National League, "Stan , the
man ," is effective. Last Saturday, Ralph Kiner hit the longest home run of
his career. The big blow traveled over 500 feet in the air . . . This reporter
saw B.S.T.C.'s Danny Litwiler in action last weekend. Danny had one for
six against the Pirates . . . If Leo Durocher doesn't produce by mid-season
The former Berwick High basketlook for Eddie Stanky as the new head mentor of the New York Giants
ball
players again gave the former
before the season ends . . .
Teacher College cagers a good workAround the campus . . . Volleyball, and softball, if the weather clears out Saturday night, but lost, 54-52,
will take place this week in the respective intramural leagues. High school at the Stenko Arena.
athletes trekked up to the College on the Hill last week with many other
The College boys opened up a wide
students in the group also. Let's hope they liked the place well enough to margin in the first period and then
aid power to the present collegiate squads at B.S.T.C. . . . The tennis courts saw themselves outpointed in each of
have been repaired of late to accommodate the racket-minded fans on the the other three periods. The score
campus. Take advantage of it! The newly formed horse-show tourney be- was tied at one time late in the
gins action soon. Applicants are still being accepted.
fourth quarter, but Bobby Kashner
picked up a short goal and a foul to
put the former Huskies back in front
Shot — Henderson , Chey.; Evans,
to stay.
Bloom.; Burness, Bloom. Distance—
Kashner finished top scorer for the
37 ft. 4 in.
winners
with a dozen points. Walt
High j ump —- East , Chey. ; Ewing,
( Continued from page 1)
Banull
had
10. Al Williams played a
Chey.; Womer, Bloom. Distance — 5
torium. Upon suggestion of several sparkling game for the winners,
ft. 6 in.
Davey Pollock had a big night for
class members Butcofsky appointed a
Broad jump —- East, Chey.; Ewing, comm i ttee of fi ve to con d uct a m or e Berwick with 20 points and was aidChey.; Womar, Chey. Distance —19 detailed investigation. Pending the ed no little by the excellent floor
ft. 6 in.
findings of the committee, t h e cl ass work of Joe Yalch Who also picked up
Javelin — Conrad, Bloom. ; Snead , laid out preliminary plans for com- 13 points.
Chey.; Richard, Chey. Distance— 147 mencement seating in Carver Audift. 1 in.
torium.
Following the adjournment of the
re
g
u lar meet i n g t h e var i ous Sen ior
,
will
John A. Hoch , dean of men
Week
committees met with Mr, Walrepresent the College at the annual
The horse shoe tournament under
meeting of the Philadelphia Branch ter Rygiel, Sen i or Week a dvisor , for the direction of Dr. Satterfleld and
Alumni at McAllister's Saturday eve- a fina l report on their progress. The Smokey Andrews has been accepting
ning, April twenty-second. The get- ball and banquet entertainment com- applicants for the series which will
to-gether is the first of a series mittee also met afterward to plan start as soon as enough members
have signed. Both singles and doubles
of meetings of the various county their program.

Ex Berwick Cagers
Give College Boys
Tough Workout

Commencement Issue
Flares into Debate

Horse Shoe
Tournament

branches of the General Alumni AsAsked to describe her boss, the secsociation planned during the next few
weeks. Dean Hoch will speak on the retary replied, "He's a self-made man
topic, "Five More Years Are Fin- —and one of the worst examples of
unskilled labor.
ished."

Byham Fans 15 Batters as
Teammates Collect 6 Hits
To Register Season's 4th Win
Bill Byham pitched four-hit ball
and fanned fifteen Mansfield batters,
Saturday afternoon, while the College was winning its eighteenth
straight game, 4-3, on Mt. Olympus.
The big left-hander had to be that
good too. His mates ran into a
drought of basehits, and some slovenly fiel ding, some of it by Byham,
combined to make things tough for
the Kane sophomore.
Playing their first game of the
s e a s o n , the Mountaineers proved
great competitors. Lefty Joe Cheplick settled down after 'a shaky first
two innings and gave up 'a total of
only six hits. His control was a little
edgy, with eight walks going into the
records, but he stopped the 'Huskies
with men on base.
The first two runs for Bloomsburg
in the first inning were in the nature
of a gift. Walks to Ted Mensinger
and Dick Hummel were sandwiched
around a sacrifice bunt by Ed Piestrak. Don Butler flied out to deep
right, before Mike Evans raised one
into the same territory , for what
should have been the third out.
Rightfielder Len Kobeski fell down
under the chance, however, and Mensinger and Hummel scooted home.
The Huskies got another big chance
in the second inning but the chance
melted away after only two more
runs had been scored. Jim Thompson
and Stan LeVan both strolled before
Byham rolled a single between third
and short to plate Thompson. Mensinger walked to load the bases with
no one out.
In this situation, Piestrak fled to
right, Hummel popped to short and
Butler grounded to second. The
fourth run came across on Piestrak's
out.
That was all of the Husky scoring
for the ball game.
Mansfield picked up its first run in
the third inning. Ed Drabinski walked and took second on a passed ball.
Cheplick and George both fanned, but
Kobeski came through with a liner . to
center that scored Drabinski.
The gift runs for the Mountaineers
came in the fourth and fift h innings.
In the fourth , Piestrak bobbled an
easy roller that permitted Tomassoni
to score. In the fifth , Byham made a
nice pick-up of a ground ball through
the box, and then , with plenty of
time for the play, threw the ball ten
feet over Piestrak's head at first.
That permitted Kobeski to score.
That was all for Mansfield which
went down in order in the sixth, seventh and ninth , an d got on e runner
as far as second in the eighth.
The Huskies have two games this
week, going to Millersville, Wednesday, and playing host to Shippensburg on Mt. Olympus, Friday. Saturday 's win was the fourth without
defeat this season.

S,C,A. To Hold Picnic
The annual S.C.A, picnic will be
held on May 3 in back of Science Hall
at 5:00, if the weather permits. Eleanor Jo h nson an d Mar y Ell en Dean
are in charge of the picnic arrangements.
At the last meeting of the S.C.A.,
t h e Altar Comm ittee re porte d t h at
they had completed the purchase of
a cross, can dl e h old ers an d an altar
cloth to be used in arranging a center
of worship at the regular meetings.
Pau l Keener , Lola Joan Deibert , and
Pat Penny worked on this committee.
Officer for next year will bo elected
at the next meeting.

will be played to decide the best ringMother: Mary, where did you get
ers champs in the college. If you de- that dreadful book ?
Mary : Why, it was in the bookcase
sire to enter the tourney, give your
name to Dr. Satterfleld or Smokey in your room, Mother. Don't you reAndrews by the first of the week.
member it?

\

Di\ North Announces Jimmy Kleman Named Mock Trial Featured
Schedule for 1950
"Joe College" of BSTC At Bus* Ed, Meeting
Summ er Sessions
(Continued from page 1)
A mock trial featured a recent

Dr. North announced that the
three-weeks Pre-Scssion will begin
Monday, June 5, while the regular
six weeks Summer Session will begin
June 26. Registration for the Post
Session will be held Monday, August
seventh. The feature of the 1950
Summer Sessions of the College will
be workshops in Elementary Education and Shorthand and Typing. .
The Elementary Education Workshop is expected to attract a capacity
enrollment because of the present
shortage of teachers for the elementary school. The workshop carries a
credit of three semester hours in the
courses listed in the tentative progr am. The workshop to assist mature
and experienced teachers. Dr. North
stated that these credits can be used
to make a college certificate permanent; they can be used for graduation ,
credits may be used to extend a present certificate to include teaching on
the elementary level, or as a refresher course for former elementary
teachers who desire to re-enter the
profession because of the critical
shortage of elementary teachers.
Bloomsburg is one of the few colleges in Pennsylvania that maintains
its laboratory school during the regular summer session. The 1950 program is especially arranged so that
observations may be an integral part
of the workshop. The Benj amin
Franklin School afford excellent opportunities for observation and participation by experienced teachers.
T h e combined Typewriting a n d
Shorthand Workshop will enable seniors and graduates to meet certification requirements in these subj ects.
The workshop will begin on June 5
and will continue throughout the 12
weeks of the summer session.

was victorious in the election. His
identity was not revealed until intermission during the Junior Prom last
Friday.
Centennial Gymnasium was appropri ately decorated for the event.
A garden scene was x^eprcsentotl with
bird houses and a wishing well. Opening on the garden was a typical room
where Joe College might live.
Mu sic for th e Ju nio r Pr om was
provided by Leo Vin cent and his orchestra. The committees .that made
the dance preparations with Bob
Wire as general chairman were : Orchestra , Bob LePard , chai rman , Romeo Danni; Decorations, Ri ta Dixon
and Di ck Kressler , co-chairman , Mary
Jane Dorsey, John Swar t z, Jack Williams, Bob Merrifield , and Jerry Bacon; Refreshments, Mary Ann Alarcon , chairman , John Kocur, Bob Jewell; Invitations, Jane Scheetz ,* chairman.
George Reck headed the ticket
committee assisted by Norman Kline,
Norman Keiser , Wanda Petraitis, and
Christine Kreamer. Russell Davis was
chairman of the Theme Committee
made up of Carolyn Vernoy and Dick
Schwartz. Marie Mattis headed the
Publi city Committee, composed of
Shirley Ashnei", James Kleman , and
Emory Rarig.
'Dr. Kimber Kuster, class sponsor,
and Walter Zorn, junior class president , acted- as committee advisers.

Editor — "Say, this story can 't bo
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was nude."
Author — "That' s all right. I cover
her with remorse in the next paragraph!"

.

Congratulations to Jim Kleman who
was elected by th estudent body to
bear the title of Joe College. Jim
ceremoniously received the title at
the gal a Junior Prom on April 21.
Pin-Ups. We are referring to the
-three new arrivals : Ann Louise Hinkel , Jo a n Bell , and Dennis. The respective papas are Mr. Clayton Hinkel , of the college faculty, Mi chael
Bell , and Harold White , seniors at
B.S.T.C. Mrs. Joa n Petarra Bell and
Jay Padula White are former B.S.T.C.
coeds.
I wonder if any of the dads gave
the proverbial absent-minded professor answer, "Yes , " w hen asked , "Is
it a boy or a girl ?"
A Married Man now is Sophomore
Francis Brown of Sunbury, Pa. who
was wed to Lorrain e Purcell of ShaDr. John J. Furbay
mokin last week. Francis is enrolled
in the business curriculum.
( Continued from page 1)
Speaking of weddings, one is preFrancisco and in 1945 was the official dicted for B.S.T.C. freshman Dick
United States delegate to the Mexico Knause whose engagement to Alberta
City meeting of the UNESCO. Pres- Bukholtz of Pottstown has been anently, he is Director of Air World nounced.
Edu cation , an organization devoted Painting Professor. Mr. Fenstemaker
to interpreting our air world respon- recently showed his language classes
sibilities. Dr. Furbay, a speaker of his attempt in the field of art. Aln ation al repu t e, is exceptionally well though the artist is too modest to
qualified to speak on the subj ect he admit it , the painting reveals conhas selected for the college com- sidera ble talent.
mencement.
Travelers. Berdino Logar journeyed
to Philadelphia last weekend. Aleki
Comuntzis spent the earlier part of
the week at Pittsburgh .
Belated Birthday wishes to Miss
Thayer, the Kween of the Kitchen
who recently celebrated her birthday.
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1950.
It's Spring and in spiking a young
man 's fan cy turns to love. Perhaps
that' s why Gerry Bacon and Bud
Thomas have been spending so much
time thinking of Agnes and Semina.

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meeting of the Business Education
Club held recently in the Navy Hall
Auditorium. Under the direction of
Agnes Valimont , Joyce Sluyter , and
Barbara Harmon , the trial presented
the case of a school teacher who was
dismissed by a school board for attending a dance contrary to contractual understanding.
Incl uded in the cast were the following Business Education students:
Charles Woll, Dyar Haddad , Carol
Wanich , Henry Hu rt t, Harry V. Carter , Robert Lang, Warren R a ker ,
Laura Philo, Nancy Swartz , Betty
Cole , Salvadore Ruffulo.
The club decided to hold its annual
banquet Wednesday evening, May 10,
at a place to be decided later. President of thft Business Education Club
is Edward Messa.

O B I T E R 1950

"Yearbook Clinic"

(Continued from page 1)
in each pupil who passes in to his
realm of guidance.
Also stressed by Mr. Kennedy were
several principles involved in school
finan ce and the expenditure of the
school tax dollar. He advised the
future teachers to develop an awareness of the school budget program in
order to be capable of discussing such
matters with taxpayers who might
raise q uestions about activities for
which they are paying.
Appropriate remarks wore offered
by Dr. North and by Mr. Reams in
keeping with the occasion.
A brief business meeting was conducted by the president , Edward
Kreitz , after which an election of
officers for the following year was
held. Elected to serve the fraternity
throughout the year , 1950-1951, w ore:
Gerald Bacon , pr e s i d e n t ; Merlin
Beachcll , vice-president; James Whitney, secretary ; and Lewis Ballantine ,
treasurer. A decision was reached
that Inter-fraternity Council representatives would be selected at the
beginning of next year.

Have You 'Heard ? Borrowed

Shirley Ashner, Lehighton junior ,
has been elected president of the
Waller Hall Association , of the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College
for the college year beginning September 1950. Miss Ashner, daught er
of Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth H. Ashner ,
succeeds Madeli ne Schalles, Noscopeck, as head of the governing board
of the w om en ' s dormitory group .
Other officers of the Association
are: Lola Deibert , 'D anville, vicepresident; Eleanor Johnson , Kane,
secretary ; Nancy Swartz , Forty For t ,
treasurer. Members of the Governing
Board , also elected recently, include
Barbara Frederick, Mifflinbur g ; Janet Price, Reading; Caroline Vernoy,
Canadensis; Muriel Wagner , Carbondale ; Doris Bowman, Milton; Olive
Mouery, Mt. Carrnel; Eleanor Young,
Lewisburg ; Mary Condon , Old Forge;
Wilma Jones, LeRaysvillo, and Mildred Pliscott , Exeter.

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"Kiss," explained the young English teacher to her class, "is a noun.
It is not singular because it is used
in the plural. It is more common
than proper, and it is never declined
—"In fact ," she added, forgetting for
a moment that she had an audience ,
"it is really very nice."
"I don 't know what I would have
done witho ut you , " said the grate ful
client to his attorney, after he had
been acquitted. "Ten years, at *the
very least , " the attorney responded ,
dryly.

George : What is the difference between kissing your wife and kissing
your girl ?
Al: Just a matter of time.
Mrs. Nag: Don 't you dare disgrace
me by staggering out of thi s place.
Mr. Nag: But, darling, we can 't
stay in here forever.
Al: Why was Adam made before
Eve ?
John: Oh, I suppose it was to give
him time to consider what answer
he'd make to her first question.
Kate: What are you dreaming
about , Jerry ?
Jerry : Same thing as you, darling.
Kate : How dare you!
George : It sure is a good thing our
girls don't know where we were last
weekend.
Al: I'll say it is—where were we,
anyway ?
George: Boy, you've got me there.
Darned if I can remember.
He: Kiss me?
Sh e : No
He: Ah, do
She: Certainly not.
He: Ple ase
She: Well , all right
He: Flirt.
Mrs. Jones: May I borrow your
bottle opener ?
Mrs. Adams: Sorry, but he's gone
back to college.
1st stranger: Say Bud, do you
drink?
2nd stranger: No Sir, never touch
a drop.
1st stranger : Boy, that's good. Just
hold this bottle till I get back, w ill
you ?
Jane : Did he make an impression
on you ?
Joan : Well, he wanted to, but I
told him he'd have to shave his mustache.

She: I' m afraid to walk down that
dark lane with you. You might kiss
me.
He: How could I do tha,t when I'm
leading a horse with one hand , and
carrying a pail of milk with the
Bill : Do you believe in a woman's other?
She: Oh , you might tie the horse
intuition ?
to
the fence and put the pail on the
Bob: I do if she's not driving a car.
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