Cotillion To Climax Obiter Coed Contest Tonight A. Dean Hoch Expects Record Numb er of Entries for Tourne y BEVERL Y fc!OLE J unior Bloo msb urg, Pa. SUE EREIBELBI S Senior Bloomsbur g-, Pa. POLLY COOPER Sophomore Dallas , Pa. JOAN GRA Z EL Junior Shenandoah , Pa. _. .JANE KELLER Senior Bloomsbu rg, Pa. LAURA PIII LO Sophomore Bloomsbur g1, Pa. The response to the announcement th at the .Twenty-Third Annual Invitation High School Basketball Tournament will bo held at the Coll ege beginning March 8, has boon very encouraging. The tourn ey officials have already been notified by a numb er of high schools throughout Central Pa. of their interest in receiving invitation to compete in the annual affair. Before the end of the week , the number of favorable replies is expected to equal last year's record-breaking total of 32. Tournament Director , John A. Hoch , said that thi s year 's prizes are more attractive th an in any other previous » year. For the first time in five years the championship trophies ,has been standardized. The trophies are of rich Balfour Bronze, each twenty four inches high, and have been suitably engraved for the three tournament champions. Smaller trophies of corresponding style will be awarded to the runners-up in each class. Polished hardwood plaques were given the second-place teams last year. Also, individu al charms will be presented to each member of the winning team. One of the features of the 1949 tourney, an All - Tournament team , will again be selected and each player named will be awarded a special prize. An innovation this year will be the selection of an All-Tournamen t Player who will receive an individual trophy. Some of the competitors include: Mt. Carmel, one of the stronger teams in the fast Keystone League , Freeland M. and M.I., Moscow , Scott Township (Espy), Dalton , Kingston Township, Pringle, Freeburg, and Ro ck Gle n . ¦ ^^^^^^ M^^^^ M JANTE KEPPING Senior Hozleton , Pa. IMADELY N SCHALL ES Sophomore NoBoopook, Pa. CHAULOTTE MATULESKI Freshman Nnnticoke , Pa , DIANNE SNYDEIt Senior M il l Hall, Pa, Powers' 'Coed* Choice To Be Revealed at Sophomore Dance Phi Sigma Pi Trop hy Will Go to Winner Tonight the 1950 OBITER'S Coed of the Year Cont est will come to a spectacular conclusion when the winner is named at the Sophomore Cotillion. A record turnout is expected to be on hand for an evening of dancing at the "Caf e Antoin e" and to witness the ceremony in which "The Coed of 1950" will be presented with the Phi Sigma Pi trophy. The presentation program will be presided over by Joe Curilla, edi t or of the 1950 Obiter. Don Butcofsky, contest chairman and publicity director , will name the winner selected by John Robert Powers, not ed New York beauty authority. Ed Kreitz, JOHN RO BERT POWERS presiden t of Phi Sigma Pi, will present the trophy to the winner. addition to being awarded the Powers Agency Is I PhiIn Sigma Pi trophy, the winner will also have a full page of the 1950 Largest in Wor ld Obiter dedicated to her. An addition"Can you imagine," says the Yale al page of the yearbook will feature Record, "A j ob of which the main the four runners-up in the contest. duty is merely to look after the most Since its beginning early last month , beautiful and shapeliest girls in the world?" The man who has this j ob is the contest has attracted wide attention both on College Hill and Joh n R obert Powers . Owner of the largest model agency among the many townspeople who in the world, Powers chooses from saw the contest photo display at the among the 150,000 mail and in-person Verdon Studio. The Coed Committee applicants a year, the three who will has announced that the success of be added each month to his register, the contest has entirely exceeded all and then helps them to develop into earlier expectations. The original selection of the consuccessful models. testants was made by a representaOf Irish ancestry, John Robert tive student committee composed of Powers was born in Easton, Pennsylvania. He started his life on a farm , the publications editors, the class presidents, and the president of the (Continued on page 4) C.G.A. The contest photography was done by the Verdon Studio, which is owned and operated by Verne Vinson who recently came to Bloomsburg from Hollywood. The final selection of the winner and the four runnersup was made by John Robert Powers, whose Modeling Agency and School of Modeling have won him international fame. The Cotillion will feature a French cabaret background , and spacious Centennial Gymnasium will for the evening be transformed into the "Cafe Antoine." Music for the occasion will be provided by the Lee Vincent Orchestra , and dancing will be from 9 to 12. Jeanne Ruckle, dance chairman , has supervised the planning and preparation for the annual sophomore dance. KITTY MITCHELL Sophomo re Mahanoy City, Pa. NANCY UNGBB Freshman Fort y Fort , Pa. Accrediting Committee Plans Visit Here March 27, 28 , 29 The secretary of the Commission on Institutions of Higher Education in the Middle States Association of College and Secondary schools , has designated C. M. Hetsbend , Wilson State Teachers College , Washington , D. G, as chairman of the committee to visit Bloomsburg State Teachers College with a view to accreditment in the association. Other members ol the committee designated arc Earle T. Hawkins , President of State Teachers College, Towson, Maryland ; Dean of Instruction, Dealton Partridg e, State Teachers College, Montclair , New Jersey; Jane Cort , Librarian , State Teachers College, Slipper y Rock, Pennsylvania; and Carl Sapper , Steward, State Teachers College, Edinboro, Pennsylvania. The date for the visitation has been tentatively set for March 27 , 28, and 29. jftlaroon anb #olb A Book Review . . PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY AND FOR THE STUDENTS OF BLOOMSBURG STATE TEACH ERS COLLEGE Co-Edi tors Kny K. Clinjih i anil Moi -lln IH-iiclicll Editorial board Itormld Duluofsky. Uobi 'rt Ciiiioiinc. .Joiinlor IC ddinyer, mul U ' lllliim Slliiicllnu " The Aspir in Age " by Jack Reese Here is a book that should appeal t o t h e great ma j ori t y of A merican News Editor Marilyn Kvnns FEATURE EDITOR Juck Jtci 'se Feature Staff I )( lt (>( ]ol . Spobts Staff harl ,.s hilwanls ^ Warn-n linker SPORTS EDITOR «•»'" «'» ^«K er .r Harry ,. lln.oks ART EDITORS llowardllartz.-ll Ooniild Vuiumii U A l^ k.,1,«' Mv\ Haiti an Mnrl. ! Sih Xancy Powell News Staff Prlscilla AMiott Tve rtime squabble at. Shippensburg, nil not before about 500 fans were reated to an exhibition of raw courige. "* ~ Final plans for all N.S.A. summer ours have been made, and a final leadline for applicants has been set is March 8. More than 800 students vill go abroad on the Study, Seminir, Workcamp Tours and workcamp arograms. They will sail on the S.S. /olendam, June 26, from Quebec, -anada; arrive in Rotterdam July ; eave September 5; and arrive in Vow York, September 15. Full deails and application forms are available at: International Office , N.S.A. )6 Winthrop, Cambridge, Mass. ; and P ublications Bureau , N.S.A. 304 N. 3ark, Madison , Wisconsin. Countries to be visited are Engand , France, Holland , Czechoslavaka , Italy, Norway , Sweden, Denmark, ind Poland , to name a few, The lowest priced program is $326 Workcamp in Switzerland) and the lighost Is not to exceed $850 (Study our in India). Cost of the programs nclude all expenses While on organzod phase of the program , including ood, lodging, transportation , a n d ickets to Festivals and events included on the itinera ry. Each program has a "free time" period , duri ng vhich students travel wherever they vlsh , at their own expense. Programs are open to all bona fide itudon ts of the U. S. and Canada, Arrangements have been made for carried couples. Final selection is Tiado on the basis of academic inerest, extra-curricular activities and anguage proficiency. . . . . . ' . Men 's Intra mural Basket ball The M en 's Intra mural Basketball Season opened Wednesday after noon , February 8, with games played between the Crackers and the 88's at 4 :00, and between the Cadets and the Rockets at 4:45. The 88's won the first tilt 22 to 16. Scheno and Pague were high point getters for the 88's with 6 markers each while Laubscher led the losing Crackers with 5 counters. The Rockets took the measure of the luckless Cadets 24 to 9 in the second contest. Klem for the victors led the scoring p arade with 8 points. Two more contests were played Wednesday^ February 15. The Raiders met the Doormats at 4:00 , and defeated them 28 to 20. Porsing with The Huskies battled right down to he fin al minutes with five of the irs t seven men on the bench with ive personal fouls. It took everything in the books to nake the Huskies lie down and bemve. Shippensburg had a sevenj oint lead with less than three miniles to go and the Husky combination of substitutes and starters roared right back to tie the score and $ai\d the game into overtime, __ jjrd Period Freeze Coach Tom Crist even order ed a freezing act as early as the third Quarter to use up time while he rested two of his starting five for the last quar ter grind. In the end , it was the aggressive play of the losers that cost the ball game. Numerous fouls gave Shippensburg too many shots from the cifteen-foot mark, and that made the Jifferen ce. Bloomsburg had 25 field ?oals to 24 for the winners, but the Raiders converted 23 of 42 fouls >vhile the Huskies could get only *14 )f 29. The finish was only inches short of sensational. The Shippers enj oyed an apparently safe seven-point lead with less than three minutes to go. Bill Bartleson , Bob Kashner and Walt Banull were already showering after picking up five fouls. Don Butler, Bob Andrews and Ed Jones all pl ayed ander the shadow of four personals. Tones Starts Rally Ed Jones set the wheels going with i long set shot and a foul that made Ihe score 57 - 53 for Shippensburg. Then Al Williams pumped one in :leanly from far outside and Don Butler stole a ball and outsped every )ne for the lay-up that made it 57-57 ,vith two minutes to go. That unexpected spurt aroused the iome club, but both Dorsey and Mills nissed fouls before Whitey Korkuch dropped a one-hander from the foul circle to regain the lead for the Shippers with a minute to play, 59-57. One of the p icture plays of the (Continued on page 4) Plans Comp leted on N.S.A. Summer Tours To For eign Countries "¦ 10 an d Kleman w ith 8 were high J** ¦' ¦ . ^~^ ¦'- ^ ¦ T w ^Qij* ' scorers for the winners , while McCaffery led the Door Mat. shooters with 9 poin ts. In the second game, the Pa ckers laced the Washouts 36 to 22. Heckman for the losers snatched top point t o tal with 14 , while Smigel of the winners garnered 12. Fr iday, February 17, saw two more games run off in the competition . In the fi r st , the Marry E. Coalers , led by DoPaul with 13 points , tri mmed the 88's 30 to 13. The second game , won b' the G unners over the Red Raiders 17 to 16 , wasn 't decided until the final seconds , when a late splurge won for the Gunners . Hammershock hit the hoop for 12 of the victor s 17 tallies. ^ Morrison were high for Montz and the losers with 2 bucket s each. At the end of regular B.S.T.C. Varsity competition , games in the intramural league are scheduled two a day, until then , games must, be played whenever possible. l -Ijj ^^^ f'-'iv.^gpv. *4^^ k3^^ 9^H£^^^^^ k'ri^E!v^i^V^^^ l^L«'r ' j ~^^ ~j~^^ rr ^*^~ z—^V^J" ' " ^"^^^ i Huskies Show A Drop In Dunkel Ratin g The Basketball Power Index , better known as the Dunkel rating system , was first printed in last week' s paper. That particular article • exr plained and clarified the way in which the 'Dunkel system works. In general , it is a direct comparison of the relative strength of any two teams. This standing has d r a w n considerable attention ; consequently, since there is this enthusiasm among the students , the Maroon and Gold will try to keep you posted as to B.S.T.C.'s standing in this system. For the first week of February, the Husky rating was 45.4, which , put the locals in third place with West Chester and Millersville leading respectively. Since then , the Maroon and Gold have copped two decisions , Kutztown and Indiana , and dropped one to Shippensb urg. (Continued on page 4) 'syyc/sj&s t/^ ^ '^ n t^^ B <^ . P^B^p959l >y -v n x^ ^— ™»— ¦—¦ ¦—¦ Walt Banull Leads Cager s to Ninth Win Over Indiana Teachers Big Walt Banull, stalwart Husky forward , went_..on.. a ..s.coiiirig spree to lead" the Pack to a 68-64 victory over Indiana State Teachers last Friday night. The win made the Husky winning streak nine in a row. The game gave early appearances of being a rout. After a tight first quarter, the Huskies piled up a seven point halftime lead, but the third quarter was all Bl oomsburg. With Bobby Kashner hitting on set shots from outside , and Walt Banull scorching the cords with his hook shots, the Huskies rack ed up a twenty point lead. In the fourth quarter , Coach Shelly yanked his starters to recuperate from the minor bruises suffered. At this point the Indians started to find the range, and the Huskies saw their lead dwindle to four points. With a (Continued on page 4) ¦ • '^SSotSssk -witfx s ' ^KHMUm , Oregon40 Maj orSillReyno/ds , US.AirForce!b/BMBA t-Prof essor P ilo ^&-+ ^^ jjl fc. ^,, J.J. , __ ftSr ^— r^\\*t\\ ^~ tf'j j "' 'j ^" ^y ^Sl— _ T^ * ^Jl '' ; .^cC^-a i » ^H*^^^f^<*^ ^ i ^Jv ^B^ -* ftp* ^B^ ~ i j u t ^ ^^^^E^M M i r # ^#^^ [3^ p^^^^^^^^^^ m^_/ ^Z^^ B ^ ^ ''/ j/a ',/ ^ w j ? ^& Bill was an all-round athlete. He chose football as his favorite sport , made the varsity teams at Pomona Junior College and also at the University ot Oregon. A Theta Chi, Bill enjoyed campus social life. Found that it eased the pressure of rugged nthletics and his heavy study schedule in Personnel Management. Upon graduation, Bill chose a fu t ure in the Air Force. He "flew " his first Link trainer as an Aviation Cadet in 1940. By March, 1941, he had won his pilot wings. The 1st Observation Squadron, Fort Riley, Kansas was Lieutenant Reynolds ' first assignment. While there he met the future Mrs. Reynolds. I hoy mnrrunl n year lator and now have two tine sons . The Squadron moved to Panama, then to the Pacific. Bill advanced from pilot to operations officer to squadron commnnder. He came home a Maj or and qual ified for a Regular Commission. Recently commended for peacetime wor —organizing and improving instruction techniques—Majo r Reynolds, a "PilotProfessor ", looks forward to a lone and gainful career in the U. S. Air Force. fi s ^^^ K^S§|53|i>>--^__i! ^^¦^=^§^»wg«^ )j) 515 ^ Lil ^^ s^ fi&^ -^-w ^^ i j k^ J ^s^? ^—"i Force , If you are single , between the ages of 20 and 26 Vz, w ith at least tw o years of college , consider the many career opportunities as a pilot or navigator visiting In the Procurement U. S, Air Teams are many colleges and universities to explain these career oand pportunities. Alr Watch for them. You may also get full Am Force Air *^) ^-^v-^ssrs^ ^" "~~Z« dr ^=*^^ ^v7 -^"v .xf "^ V^^ SE— s li ^* '^' __-sss=C^r»" /7/>^%y S^ ^S' Force Base or a s dot£1i l s nearesf at ur y° Recl I r f i ^&l ^ llklW 0 ^^^^ M^Ofill lP^ " ^W B J l^^ the Chief of Staff ,U. S. Air Force,Attt' Aviation Cadet U. S. AIR ^^^^m^ j^ ^ Kf F OR CE ONLY THE BE ST CAN BE A V I A T I O N C A D E T S ! m Locker Li ngo m Shipper s Stop Hus ky Victory Strin g Have You Heard ? Borrowed (Continued from page 1) game put the Huskies back into the = ¦¦ ¦¦ : by Marie Mattis game. Ed Jones zipped a pass under an APOLOGY to Jane Kenvin the basket to Don Butler who threw " " by Har ry Brooks it up over his head and was fouled who, through a mistake by-line, was After tripping Indiana State Teachers for their ninth straight court at the same time. Butler was knock- blamed for editing last week's "Have success last Friday night , the Maroon and Gold's enviable win streak finally ed to the floor , and time had to be You Heard? " We hope Jane will forcame to a halt the f ollowing evening at Shlppef tshurg. Frequ en t whistle called by the officials until the fast- give the error. tooting by the referees caused no less than five Husky stars to "shower " moving War rior Run athlete was reTHESPIAN S TRAVEL. Nancy before the final buzzer, and when the five minute overtime period was neces- vived. Powell , Audrey .Terrel , Aleki Comsary , Coach Shelly had to floor an almost completely different outfit. With Tight Finish muntzis, Tom Anthony, Charles RobButler sank his foul and Blooms- erts, and Bob Sickinger , of the Drathe score knotted 60-60, all the boys tried magnificently, but the officials , not the opposition , were too much for the locals. Thirty-nine charity heaves burg l ed 60-59 with 20 seconds to go. matic Club, accompanied by Miss were al l otte d t h e h ome boy s, while the Shelleymen attempted 22 fouls. Now Then Dorsey converted a foul and J ohn ston , journeyed to Philadelphia that the streak is over, the pressure is off the cagers, and they can still sport Butler missed one to make the score last weekend to see "The Barretts of a fine record for the campaign. The present chart reads 9 won and 6 lost 60-60. Wimpole Street" enacted by a group With three seconds to go, Coach of renowned dramatists. The Drama. . . . Lycoming's visit here tomorrow night should prove to be another interesting battle since the Huskies dropped the Williamsport five earlier in Harold Shelly ins erted young Jim tic Club members will present I he Thompson to try a long set shot , but same play in Carver Hall on March the season by a 72-59 count on the Warriors floor . . . . Headlines and By-lines . . . . Ring: circles buzz with the rumor that Joe the ultimate winners forced Thomp- 30. Louis will come out of retirement to defend his heavyweight title in June. son to shoot from behind the center S P A R K L E R STUDDED is the Joe, now approaching an age when most men put on gloves only to keep line and the try went short to send third finger , left hand of our M & G their hands warm, is but ten pounds heavier €han he was when he copped the game into overtime. Kay Chapin who has anFor th e first minute of the five- co-editor his last bout . . . . In the newsreels, Babe Ruth draws most applause when engagement to Millard nounced her the outstanding athletes of the last fifty years are shown . . . . On baseball , minute period , the Huskies stayed in G. Fisher of Berwick. Kay is a senior most of the big league clubs have their roster nearly complete before em- the game. Bob Andrews scored from in the Secondary Department. barking on their spring camps within the next few 'days . . . . T-formation the side and Butler drove in for anVICE-VERSA VALENTINE. For wizard Clark Shaughnessy lost another job the other day, this time with the other lay-up but each time Shippensthe Febr uary 14 holiday, John StevPro Los Angeles Rams football team. Although Shaughnessy's eleven grab- burg countered with a goal and the ens received a heart of fifteen roses bed the Western Division Title of the National League, he was still "re- score was 64-64 when both Andrews from his fiancee, Millie. (We 're still lieved" of his position as head mentor . . . . Recently, an unusuality occurred and Butler picked up their fifth fouls. to find out what Millie 'got. ) trying at the West Chester State Teachers College. At the end of the regulation Chubb Gets Clincher A BROTHER TO BOAST OF. That chilled Shelly 's team. Big time, East Stroudsburg's quintet and the West Chester squad were all tied Wanda Petraitis' parents and brother up at 44-44. After disputing a play, the Stroud coach refused to floor his Bob Chubb dumped a pivot shot from , visited her at B.S.T.C. last week. team for the overtime canto. The referees intervened and awarded West in close to create a Shippensburg Wanda 's brother has been accepted lead that was extended during the Chester a 2-0 victory . . . . for the Cadets and will begin his Indoor baseball practice opened last week with some good information remaining minutes as the Bloomswithin a few weeks. training and timely tips by Danny Litwiler. A large flock of diamond hopefuls were burg substitutes tried in vain to gain D . . . D . . . DROWNING. When assembled. Outdoor sessions are in order when the weather breaks . . . . possession of the ball but were forced Also on the subject of spring sports, last Mon day , Coach Shelley called for into fouls. Crist's team took advan- he recently received his first semesrecru its for the 1950 edition of the B.S.T.C. track team. Basketball season tage by caging five f ouls during the ter marks, a worried freshman discovered that his grades were under will hardly be over before the versatile Shelley will turn his interests to t h e remainder of the overtime. water . . . all were below "C" level. removfinally When Coach Shelly field . . . . When the present court campaign rings down the curtain , as near , the PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? Evcomplete as possible facts and figures about the planksters performances will ed Ed Jones in the final minute big apathlete drew a fine round of en if you don't speak French, you are be furnished for your reading on this page . . . . During the Shippensburg rugged plause from the stands for his invited to attend the Sophomore Cof ra cas a week ago, the Red Raiders put the "f reeze on " agai nst t h e Hus ki es exhibition. tonight. The aff air will be in tillion for several minutes. Various schools throughout the nation have tried by ShipThe third period freeze the form of a French cabaret dance. sim il ar tact ics, but they failed to work. It didn't wor k agai nst t he M a roon . pensburg was carefully calculated" And don't forget — Miss Co-Ed for and Gold either, since the locals tied the count before long . . . . Both Chubb and Frank Dorsey were 1950 will be announced during interout of the game at the time with mission. four fouls and idea apparently was to KOLLEGE KNOWLEDGE. SpeakYou like to think that somewhere, hold an eigh t-point lead while those ing of languages, one of Mr. FensteWherever you may be, two rested for the final q uarter. At was very much surThat "she goes down to the river , the time , however , the home club m aker 's students prised when he learned the definition too, I like to go down to the river was j ust gathering momentum , and of Spanish syntax. He always thought And sometimes thinks of me; the maneuver, while it did hold down And watch the water flowing by, that the SpanGoes down to the river and watches the score , seemed to prevent the "syntax " was a fee wicked. And up above the water iards paid for being the clouds Shippe rs from getting back into a Watch the clouds against the sky ; consistent scoring groove once they For river and mud, and clouds and Move on against the sky, And thinks of the fellow who loved decided to play their usual style Walt Banull Leads sky her so, again. Will be there long after we come to Cagers to Ninth Win And the teardrop in her eye One of the big factors in the defeat di e ; ( Continued from page 3) Rolls off her cheek and mingles with was six-seven Bob Chubb who not Ah , what do we care, moving tide, The river's only scored 17 points from his pivot min ute and a half to play, Coach And what care I? brings that tear to And the current spot but provided an effective screen Shelly sent his regulars into the Let's go down to the river, and watch. me, for McClell and w h o con sistently cut game to stem the Red Tide's splurge. The love of my ncver-bride. " in front of Chubb to take short pass- Walt Banull led the pack with twenLe t 's go down to the river, boys , ty-three points, mostly collected with es and sink one-handers. Down to the Susquehanna; But river and mud , and clouds and hook shots from his pivot post. BobAnd there we can think of Emily, sky by Kashner took, runner-up slot with And Josephine, and Anna , Will be there long after we come to P owers Agency Is fourteen counters. Tall , rangy Watthe best, the worst, And all the rest, die; * Largest in World son led the home forces with nine, The others in between ; Ah , what do we care teen points. ( Continued from page 1) The happy ones, the sad ones , And what care I? The kind ones, and the mean ; Let's go down to the river, and weep. h a d "a temporary halt" at Lafayette HUNGRY OR THIRSTY j College, and a short and unsuccessful The pretty ones, the beauties , Try the Go down to the river , and watch , and career as an actor. The ones we loved so well; , he Through an idea of wife 's weep, his And then we can think of the place T exas Lunc h started the first modef agency by And think , and finally know they 're saving D. J . COMUNTZIS That whatever we say, oi' thi n k , or compiling a catalogue of photographs For us down in hell. I of his actress friends and sent it to do, They tried their best, we did the rest, anyone in New York who might be The river eternal shall flow; What can a poor fool do? , , and love a prospective client. The idea caught laugh and live, For love is a game that's hard to We may on like wildfi re for photography was Meet Your Friends and cry ; tame; jus t coming advertisto the front in And our dreams may fade in the bye I never could , could you? at ing. and bye, But river and mud , and clouds and Some "Powers Girls" who went to But the clouds will move against the sky Rea & Derick 's successful stage and screen careers s*ky. Will be there long after we come to are Joan Bennet , Joan Blondell, Gene And the river eternal shall flow. di e ; For river and mud, nnd clouds and Tiorney, Marie McDonald , and JenniAh , what do we care, fer Jones. MILLER OFFICE SUPPLY I | sky And what care I? "Powers Mr. Powers picks his to after we come long AND EQUIPMENT CO. Let's go down to the river , and watch. Will be there , personally "In Girls for as he said " di e ; Royal Typewriter Sales ono week, by relying entirely on the what do we care, Ah, and Ser vice Let's go down to the river, my lads, And what care I? estimate of someone else, I lost sevPhone 1616 9 'E. Main St, And cast away our sin ; Let's go down to the rivor, and watch. eral girls who later became famous." And ¦watch the pebbles sink, and think (mk ) Of the things that migh t have been : The ones we wronged, the ones we For That Next could have, XOKE " OR LUNCH What has she got that I haven 't The ones we know damn well we got?" should have, I don't know, but whatever she's The one that we wish to Hell she got, when she comes into the room Try would have, it comes with her." Let's go down to the river, and weep. I'm crazy about women. I've been O o Go down to the river, my boy, and interested in girl s ever since I found think out they weren't boys. CONFAIR'S BEVERAGE CO. Of the girl you loved so true; Berwick, Pa. The one you loved with all your heart, She's dripping with ermine and I'm "At the Foot of the Hill " The one who didn't love you ; the one who got soaked, Down to the River '. i. ! . . li ' - - ~.—— ¦-• — — —-»-—--— ¦ -.-«p .. m.. ' .J.—. . '¦ ¦ ¦i 1,'w , . i-. . ^ ^ , . . ^.. i^ - ». , . . TT Gialamas „ ^, Banter . . * Have you heard about the cannini: b al's daughter who liked the boy>y best when they were stewed ? He asked her for her burning kisses;a She said in accents cruel, "I might be a redhot mama , B u t I a in 't nobody 's fuel. " Authentic news misprint — "Thhn motorist approached the coroner aa 60 miles per hour. " The proper etiquette advice fODi New Year 's Eve : "When leaving a night club onit such , the gentlemen should allow thac lady to be carried out first. " Li z : "Does my dress look as thoughh it were falling off my shoulders?" Diz: "No. " Li z : "Then I'd better go fix it. It' ss supposed to look that way." Theme song — "She Was Only Ai Cross-Eyed Teacher, But She Could 1 Control Her Pupils." Wedding — A funeral where you i smell your own flowers. All of us have our little dreams. Me, I dream of the day that I'll have a B-B gun , when I see a bubble dancer. It was a C.O.D. party—Come Over Drunk. Huskies Show .4 Dro p In Dunkel Rating (Continued from page 3) After these three games, we now have a rating of 45.0, which you will note shows a drop of .4 over last week. This drop of .4 of a point is not necessarily attributed to the loss at Shippensburg. According to Coach Shelley, it is mainly the result of the close win over Indiana , whereas the Bloom boys were rated to rack up an easy victory over the Western Pennsylvania squad. "Never trust men too far , " Has oft been whispered in my ears ; But another warning better by far Is "Never trust men too near. 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