I &tb's Clin stmns Shakespeare Comes to B.S.T.C mt&wa&xmmi_^r\ «*c««*«b» ¦ It' s the "Kid' s Chri stm as , " the Riost outstanding Christmas project H\ which the College Community is Rivited to participate. Under the leadership of the Waller Hall Assofi ation and the Student Christian Association, the student body of E.S.T.C. has -been asked to gather ¦lift s for needy children of BloomsBurg. The names and ages of the Rhildren are given to us by ttoe Red Rross, Child Welf are and the Salvamon Army. ¦ How can you contribute some of Bour Christmas Spirit ? IF YOU B.RE A DORM STUDENT and eat Ri the dining room,, join in with the Best of your table companions and Buy a gift for the child whose name End age you found on the table last Eight. IF YOU ARE A DAY WOMElN , Kit Graham has made arrangements for you to chip in. FOR THE [DAY MEN : "Santa 's Chimney " has Been placed in the College Lounge to Bold your contributions. There is also H box in the day room. If you don 't [have time to buy a gift, put a quarter >r so in an envelope and the commitee will see that some child is surwised on Christmas. Attention : migratory students: if I'o u'fe g&ing home this weekend, >ring back some of your toys that ire not in use any more, but still in ;ood condition. The Salvation Army : vill see that some boy or girl will be nade h appy by them. The gifts will be collected until Thu rsday of next w eek and will be lisplayed Friday in the lobby of |Waller Hall. Make sure your gift is ! vith the rest! Business Department Conducts Survey of High School Grad s Pictured above from left to right are Margaret*Webster, Louisa Horton and Kendall Clark. Margaret Webster Is directress of the Shakespearian cast which will present "The Taming of the Shrew" in Carver Hall Auditorium Friday evening, December 16, at 8:15 P.M. Louisa Horton and Kendall Clark play opposite each other in this production. "Your Comportment and Orientation" Powers Model by Is Topic of Lecture — ? Fres hman Class ^ Election Results Alex Kubik President Vice-president . . . Nancy Heebner Secretary .. Bess Marie Williams ' Ann et a Deu ssen Treas u rer Nan cy Bogar Class Historian Woman Representative Wilma Jones Man Representative James Creasy Class Advisor Mr. Edward DeVoe jpollege Hour Features Bloomsburg Players In "Dust of The Road " Lawyer Sp eaks at i "Dust of the Road" by Kenneth Regular Meeting of feawyer Goodwin, a play adapted for Business Ed. Club Ihe Christmas season, was broadcast Miss Rita 'Dixon, of the program committee, introduced Miss Harriet Bailey who was the assistant District Attorney of Columbia County until two years ago, and who now is the county solicitor and a general practitioner of law, at the regular meeting of the Business Education Club in Navy Hall, December 1. Miss Bailey who spoke at the Business Education Club meetings a few years ago gave the scholastic qualifications necessary for a lawyer. They include a high school degree, an Arts and Science College degree, three years of law school, and a clerkship in Pennsylvania for six months with a lawyer who has been in practice Capacity Crowd at for at least 5 years. Of course, there [Round -Square Dance are the bar examinations which are by the Supreme Court. Another one of those real old fash- supervised circumstances you ordinary Under coned square dances was held by the (Continued on page 3) U.G.A. in the old gym last Friday night. With a capacity crowd on wand for the festivities , the dancing ttarted at 8:30 and continued to Aviation Club Memb ers 11:30. Many new and varied calls Enjoy Short Sky Ride were introduced by the Fey Grove The second fall meeting of the Hand, and between squares , both 'Christmas and popular music kept Aviation Club was held recently in the form of a field trip to the local vverybody's feet moving. As an added attraction , several airport , at the invitation of Mr. Fred aampus cuties trotted around the Vietig, manager and operator of the yym with jugs of "skule spirit," while airport. oorn cobs (and they were lighted , The program consisted of a survey ooo) hung in an experienced manner of the airport facilities, the use of black light for detecting cracks in rb Henry Hurtt ZlR niund Mnelckowlch f}1|l»" Vo» Stettwi --- -_„„SiDlTOK f*HT Advertisin g Staff Mike Dornk Dick KrcN.sl pr H °Wftrd " board. She was deeply grieved at the e loss. Some days later, dining in a a hotel in Paris, they ordered fish. i. What do you fhink they found in the e fish ? Bones. Wife: When you came home last t night you said you had been to the 2 Grand with Mr. Jones. Now you say t it was the Trocadero ! Why did you i lie ? Husband: When I came home I I couldn 't say Trocadero! She: Thirty is a nice age tor a . woman. He: It must be—so many of them can't be wrong. Health — What people are always drinking to before they collapse. The average girl needs beauty more than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. Teacher: You are the laziest boy in the world. Is there anything you're quick at ? Little Leroy : Yes, I get tired awful fast. Coach (to player stretched out on the basketball floor : "Are you a contortionist?" Player : "No." Coach: "Then you have a broken arm." Art Critic: Ah! And what is this ? It is superb! What soul! What expression! Artist: Really ? That's Where I clean the paint off the brushes. Two old grads who had not seen each other in ten years discovered that each had been married in that time. "What kind of a woman did you get, Bill ? " asked Joe. "Sh e's an angel, Joe, that's what she is." "Boy , you sure are lucky. Mine is still living." TRY A SUBMARINE ! "A Meal in a Sandwich*' Rose and Walt 's 364 East Street — Phone 9109 CHRISTMAS GIFTS 9 E. Main St. Phone 1616 For That Next » "COKE M OR LUNCH O o CONFAIR'S BEVERAGE CO. tm Berwi ck , Pa, Try i Stationery • Leather Goods Typewriters * Pen Sets at R I T T E R'S Stationery RENT A TYPEWR ITER FROM US \ * I ii For Fast Dependable ! DRY CLEANING SERVICE | Bring Your Clothes To j 126 East Main Street i Spick and Span — or — Sec our representatives at the college j Dick Gloecklbr & Paul Plevyak ii Meet Your Friends at Compliments of Waffle GriUe Rea & Derick 's ¦—* •SNO FAKE when we say that winter's really here, but a few male residents of Waller Hall are confused. The fellows always thought that snow fell in flakes but recently, upon opening their windows, they were greeted by a wild flurry of round masses of snow pressed together in snowball fashion. That's Nature! PUNNY PLURAL. A reader challenged the use of geniuses in this column last week as the plural of geni us. He will be interested to know Webster's stand in the matter. When referring to a spiri t, the correct plural is genii ; when referring to a man, it is geniuses. Mr. Webster does not supply any information on forming the plural of genius when it pertains to a spirited man. VICE VERSA. The young ladies usually wear the diamonds at Christmas. This year, how ever, with so many coeds making argyle socks for their beaux, it seem s t h a t the m ale sex will be wearing the diamonds. THE BEST BIRTHDAY presen t she ever got was received by Celestine Longo this year. On November 22, her twentieth birthday, Celestine was notified of a vacancy in a high school in her home town of Nuremberg. Celestine has been working there for a week. PING PONGSTERS are j ust getting ready for the tournament as this column is being written ; we predict a successful contest. Maybe the future will bring more of these contests. After all, one good tournament deserves another. CANINE CAPERS. When a stray dog entered the Kreitz - McAndrews quarters in North Hall, the generous occupants leased a portion of their room to the newcomer. John Deitz donated some clothing to provide a bed for the poodle. {This is the first time a dog has been aghast in North Hall. ) L A U G H I N G LASSES. Nancy Powell, Audrey Terrel, and Carolyn Vernoy would appreciate it if Don (Doghouse) Butcofsky will do some research on various types of laughter and their significance. Since so much history is available on other aspects of human personality, the girls believe that laughter is "historical, " too. ANTI - ALARM - 1ST. The reason Burp Ermish doesn't quite finish dressing before hecomes to school is that he doesn't awaken on time. Unfortunately, Burp is allergic to alarm clocks ; he can't stand the tings. BEST WISHES to Wilma Jones and Nellie Swartz, newly elected Freshman Representatives of the Waller Hall Governing Board . I MILLER OFFICE SUPPLY I AND EQUIPMENT CO. Royal Typewriter Sales and Service Main Street Eppley 's Drug Store „¦ ( Opposite Episcopal Church ) Berwick Fred HippensteePs Shop Hrs.-7:30-5:30 223 Iron St. ' Route 11 ¦ ¦ '¦ . 156 Iron Street The Best Dressed Men Buy at Seth McClintoc k T— White Elephant Bar -B-Q by Marie Mattis ' " HUNGRY OR THIRSTY Try the Texas Lunch D, J. COMUNTZIS j Gialamas "At the Foot of the Hill" Dolly Madison Ice Cream Lunches * Ma gazines \ 251 West Main Street j| HOPPES' U , . 1