J anuary Seniors
Vote Unanimously
For Mid-Term Ball

The No isiest Octet on Campus ? ? ?

College Placement Survey
Reveals Favorable Record
A

Under the leade rship of Don Butcofsky, recently elected prexy of the
Senior class, the graduating class of
l95O hcld a meeting in Carver Audi^ at 2 P.M., Monday, October
torium
31.
Preliminary to the discussion of
pressing business, Mr. Edward T. DeVoe of the f aculty, gave a brief of
the '50 Obiter as it 'has been planned
and designed by Editor Joe Curilla.
Mr. DeVoe mentioned the approximate cost of the college annual and
the measure that would be taken to
meet this obligation.
The two main points of controversy that were brought before the Senior class were: (1) the question of
whether or not the Seniors graduating in January shall have a Senior
Ball independent of the regular May
affair, and (2) whether or not the
graduating class should have a group
class picture taken that would include both the students graduating
in May and those graduating in January .
Voting was placed before the students , and the results indicated that
a secession movement might easily
be on the verge of actuality . If the
trend of events keeps rolling forward
in the same channel, it will be the
first time in the history of the ColI lege tha t any graduating class has
Shown above are B.S.T.C.'s lusty-lunged cheerleaders. At the left from
been sharply delineated into two dis|
top
to
bottom, they are—Peggy Dorsavage, Barbara Harman, Kitty Mitchell,
tinctive groups.
Pliscott. At the right are — John Kennedy, Joan Enama , Delphine
The voting of the Seniors expressed Lucky
the desire for a separat e Senior Ball Buss, and Honey Tarole.
to be held in January, with the Janu1 ary students bearing full responsiI bility for this project . For the second
issue, th at of the group picture , a
unanimous vote was received to have
the combined class picture taken
Student Comments Upon
reporting the activities to the comsome time in January when both the
Classroom Dishonesty Bring munity by means of the Maroon and
early-year graduates and the May
Many and Varied Opinions
Gold , and also of posting a copy of
Seniors are still on the campus.
th e minutes, accompanied by the apAn interesting assembly hour was proval
and comments of President
spent in Carver Hall Auditorium on
, were discussed. With assurAndr
us
s
National Male Quart et Thursday morning, October 27, as the ance from
President Wagner that
Wins Student Acclaim first of the C. G. A. open discussion College Council would give careful
meetings of the year was held. The con sid era tion to the m atter , a change
At Evening Concert
meeting was conducted by Richard of subj ect was invited.
One of the most talented and en- Wagner, president of the association , The next item mentioned was the
j oyable musical shows ever to be seen who explained in his opening remarks possibility
of establishing a usedin Bloomsburg w a s presented at that the purpose of the program was book store for the purpose of facilitaBloomsburg High School when The that of keeping the members of the ting th e exchange of second - hand
National Male Quartet , sponsored by community informed of College Coun- books among students, particularly
the Civic Music Association of New cil activities. Also encouraged at the at the beginning of semesters. This
York , appeared here last Monday time were comments by Association suggestion met with very . favorable
members regarding any criticisms or
nigh t.
reaction from the students.
Members of the well-received ag- suggestions pertaining to policy. The 'D uring the brief lull that followed ,
gregation were Attilio Baggiore and president stressed the principle of the president announced that Mr.
i Gone Tobin , tenors, Vernon Sanders , our campus government as including Elmer Brock, regional president of
1 baritone, and Bruce Mackay, bass. the entire community personnel, stu- the N.S.A. will be on the campus on
r Their capable accompanist on the dents, faculty, and administration in
December 8 for the purpose of adits membership.
1 piano and an excellent performer in.
dressing the assembly.
Bernard Zelinski , vice president of
Ihis own right was Walter Hatchek.
The contribution offered next was
j AU four singers have earned consid- the association , was next introduced. one which occupied the entire amount
eerable reputations in the nation 's As his part of the program , the vice of time remaining in the meeting
cconcert halls and over the air. Each president presented the chairmen of period. Brought to the attention of
ii s^ a distinct and talented performer several standing committees to the the group by a student member , was
vwliose style contributes toward the student body. Brief reports on the the subj ect of campus dishonesty
ssuccess and variety of a delightful purposes and functions of these with regard to cribbing and test
sselection of music. Walter Hatchek , groups were given by the respective
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t the pianist , attended the Conserva- chairmen. Included among these refrtory of Vienna. Coming to this coun- port s were : calendar committee, Nort:try several years ago, he has been man Keiser; National Student Asso- Mr, Charles H * Henrie
aan accompanist for many of our best cintion (N.S.A.) campus committee , Publishes Article
Lois D/.uris; social and recreation
kknown artists.
The opening number on Monday committee , James Babcock; and , di nCharles H. Henrie , retail selling
might' s p r o g r a m was Beethoven 's ing room committee, Homer Zeigler. instructor at the College, is the auth"'The Worship of God in Nature , " Taking over again , the president or of the article, "Some Techniques
'(followed by Bach's "Jesu , Joy of introduced the two recently elected for Staging the Retail Fashion Show, "
VMan's Desiring " and Franz Schu- members of College Council to the published in the October issue of the
>oert's "Omnipotence. " Next, Tenor assembly. These men are Donald "Business Education World. "
33one Tobin and Vernon Sanders , Butcofsky, president of the senior
Mr. Henrie is the organizer at the
j oaritone, sang Verdi' s duet , "Solenne class, and Thomas Anthony, presi- annual Spring Fashion Show at the
nn quest' Ora," from "La Forza del dent of the sophomore class.
College, which is presented each year
DDestino." The following four songs Upon opening the meeting for dis- in connection with the Business Edumroved to be more familiar when the cussion, the firs t matter brought be- cation Contest. Ho has also directed
^Quartet thrilled the audience with fore the assembly was a desire to fashion shows in Lancaster and York.
TBeautiful Dreamer," "On the Road have a report of the meetings of the His article deals with the techniques
o:o Mandalay, " "Lullaby," by Brahms, College Council made available to of staging school shows, and includes
mnd Jerome Kern 's "Old Man River." the members of the association. Sev- instructions for stage settings, mer?lfhis medley of songs proved to be eral methods of accomplishing this chandise protection , selection and
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were presented. The possibilities of training of models, and production.

C*GA* Open Discussion Assembly
Reveals Students' Campus Problems

Dean North Speaks
At Penna* Teacher
Training Session

Dr. Thomas P. North , Dean of
Instruction at the College, advised
school teachers of Northeastern Pennsylvania to present themselves always
in their "best professional light" in
order that their gains of the past few
years "be consolidated and secure."
Speaking to more than one hundred teachers and supervisors from
eleven counties in northeastern Pennsylvania, Dr. North denned the part
this State is playing in the improvement of teachers on a state and
country-wide basis. He also spoke of
the work being done to improve the
standards of in-service and pre-service teachers by the PSEA Commission on Teacher Education and Professional Standard s, of which he is
chairman . The occasion was the
Northeastern Pennsylvania Teacher
Training Session of the P.S.E.A. held
this week in the West Scranton High
School.
The College was further represented at the conf erence by President
Harvey A. Andruis, who participated
in a group conference concerned with
the "Responsibilities of the Teaching
Profession in Adequately Supplying
Competent Candidates."
Dr. Raymond Koch, superintendent
of Hershey schools, presided over the
general sessions. Dr. David Stewart,
P. S. E. A. president , made th e principal address.

Student Teachers and
Faculty in Elementary
Dept * Enjoy Dinner
Faculty members of the Elementary Department recently entertained all student - teaching elementary
students with a dinner at Char-Mund
in the Country. Serving as hosts to
the students were Miss Edna J. Hazen , Miss Grace Woolworth , Mrs. Lucill e Bak er , Miss Iva Mae Van Scoyoc,
Miss Marcella Stickler, Mrs. Anna G.
Scott , Mr. Harry Gasser, Mi ss Edn a
Barnes, Miss Marj orie Stover, and
Mrs. Charles Beeman.
Practice - teaching students at the
Benjamin Franklin Training School
are : Jane Keller, Frances Cerchiaro,
Mrs. Helen Gerringer, Jane Kenvin ,
Shirley Jones, Arlene Pope, Kathryn
Graham, Marcella Evasic, Mrs. Winifred Ikeler, Eleanor E. Poust , Lucy
Jane Baker, Jeanne Kelder, Sara M.
Faust, Thomas Metzo, Mrs. Mildred
Barnhart , 'Don Smethers, Elizabeth
Reece, Patrick Flaherty, Mrs. M.
Jane Kepping, Joseph Derzak , Elbert
Gaug ler , Madelyn Schalles , Gen e
Allegrucci, Genevieve Krzyvvicki ,
Murray Hackenburg, Stanley Freeda,
N e r i n e M i d d l e s w o r t h , Frederick
Young, and George Kearney.

S.CA. Officer s Attend
County Youth Confab
The 31st annual conference of the
Young People of Columbia County
was held on Thursday and Friday,
November 3 and 4, at St. Matthew 's
Lutheran Church, ' Bloomsburg. Miss
Miriam Lawson, county superintendent of the organization , reported a
registration well in excess of 300.
The theme of the conference was
"The Sermon On the Mount." Discussion leaders were chosen by the
County Youth Council officers and
leaders. Among the ministers from
surrounding towns who led discussion
goups were Rev. R. L. Lundy and
Rev. Edgar D. Ziegler, both of
Bloomsbuvg.

Class of J 49 Boasts
Large Empl oyment
In Elementary Field

The annual placement survey letter has been mailed to the 225 graduates of the Class of '49, in an effort
to determine the breakdown on graduates in teaching, graduate work,
business, and other occupations.
Inf ormation already accumulated
on 187 members of the Class of '49
indicates that 79% are teaching, 10%
doing gradu ate work, and slightly
over 10% are employed in business.
Data on the remaining 32 students is
expected to raise the ratio of graduates placed in teaching to eight out
of ten. These figures are encouraging,
considering the large number of
graduates, the general shortage of
elementary teachers, and the oversupply of secondary teachers of English and Social Studies. Business
teachers in Shorthand and Typewriting are still in demand , but other
subj ects in the business field seem to
be well supplied .
The breakdown according to fields
is as follows : In elementary, 50 out
of 52 are teaching ; in business, out of
104 graduated , 55 are teaching and
21 are engaged in business; in secondary, 35 out of 69 graduates are
teaching. Business placement to date
is about 70%.
That the College can boast a very
favorable placement record is shown
by three surveys made over the last
18 years. A survey of over a thousand *
graduates before 1940 shows a 77%
placement; a five-year survey covering 1941-45 shows an 80% placement;
and a three-year survey made in 1948
indicates an 83% placement. These
figures are based on surveys made
after long periods of time had elapsed after graduation . It is expected
that in future years the record of
emp loyment will grow.

Colorf ul Decorations
Provide Setting f or
Annual Halloween Fete

A happy host of heterogeneous hobgoblins hovered outside the Dining
Room doors on Monday evening, October 31. It was the Hallowe'en P ar ty
and for m ost of th e st u dents , t his
meant doffing the usual garb of dressy dinner outfits for the more colorful and individualistic styles of the
moment—slacks, sweaters, blue j eans,
pallid shirts, and you-name-it.
At 5:45, when the doors were opened , the crowd spilled into the Dining
Room , only to find, that Miss Thayor 's personal spooks and goblins had
shuffled the table numbers so that
everyone except the lucky football
players, went scattering to find their
respective tables. To add to the festive occasion , the room was decorated with orange and black streamers,
while each table had a pumpkin as a
centerpiece. The waiters , from stations nearly hidden behind cornstalkcovered posts, and dressed in attractive and appropriate costumes, served
the delicious raeal of chicken - with all - the - trimmings, including the
pumpkin pie.
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OUR APOLOGIES

...

The Maroon and Gold extends
its apologies to Lillian Mlkvy and
Robert Merrlfiolcl for an error in
last week's issue. Lillian and Bob
served as Miss Mottler 's student
assistants in organizing the Homecoming get - together. Two other
people were erroneously credited
as assistants last. week.
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EDITORIAL . . .
A passing glance at the magazine rack in the library latel y
would probably bring on a double
take from anyone even remotely
interested in periodical litera ture.
The glaring empty spaces where
the varnished wood of the rack
shows between the few magazines
left mig ht be an indication of an
upswing of interest in literary
bouillabaise. Such an interest is
meritorious, of course, but it is not
a justification for removing magazines from the library to augment
private libraries. Nor is it a valid
reason for monopolizing magazines.
We do not accuse anyone of
pilfering or willfully monopolizing
periodicals. The problem is probably only one of thoug htlessness.
It is extremel y easy, when one is
burdened w i t h myriad assignments , to forget consideration for
others. It is easy to lose sight of
the fact that library magazines are
in constant demand for reports in
nearly every course offered when
the individual is concerned only
with getting a required report.
It is the individual' s duty, as a
member of a democratically organized c o m m u n i t y , to observe
»¦ those considerations as they apply
to community property. It is his
duty as a patron of a public library —¦ any public library. And it
should be his desire, when he
stops to consider that his classmates , r o o m m a t e s , a n d closest
friends may be waiting for the
magazine he is using.

FASHIONS
a la f emme

— by Dot Cedor

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SAMMY the SHMOO
by Max Kaplan

From out of the past comes the
story of Sammy the Shmoo. Sammy
wasfn 't an ordinary, con ventional
shmoo, not in the beginning, anyway.
He didn't bother his head about the
trivialities of life ; he didn 't care
whether he had eggs for breakfast ,
or pickled pigs ' feet. It made no difference to him whether it snowed in
June or sunshined in December. No,
nothing like that ever phased him in
the least. You see, Sammy was an
idealistic shmoo. He went along from
day to day, dreaming of a Utopian
paradise where shmoos from all over
the world could get together and
bask in the sunshine of aesthetic intellectualism.
But one day Sammy 's dreams all
came tumbling down. It all started
when he made the startling discovery
that it cost money to live ; that to
make money, he had to work; and
that to work in a world of workers,
he had to compromise his idealistic
viewpoint — with one of practical
So Sammy was started on the road

to conformity . He didn 't like it at
first , but he had to go through the
motions to insure economic security.
He even acquired an education in the
process. For now when Sammy went
to breakfast , he ate the mostest for
the loastest; and now he noticed
whether the weather was weathering
for or against him; for now it made
a difference to his pocket-book.
Well , Sammy knocked around the
country for a number of years, fin ally
settled down and raised a family . All
his idealistic ideas had been suppressed , but he still had a few worthwhile
though ts floating around in the back
of his head. Sammy had mellowed
with age, and his ideas had matured
with him. He had come to realize
that though it was nice to dream ,
this was a world of doers ; and
th ough he was forced into conformity , he had come to appreciate this
conformity as both practical and
reasonable. And he conformed intellig en t ly, so that his individuality was
not engulfed in a sea of ultra - mediocrity. Why he even played the guitar
once in a while , and attended a Paul
Robeson concert. I could end this by
saying that Sammy was a happy
shmoo, except for the fact that after
all his years of experience , and some
amount of introspection , Sammy had
come to understand that , at last, he
was no longer a shmoo.
Are you a Shmoo ? Remember
Sammy.

For t hose w ho wan t to have that
neat appearance in a winter coat , a
fitted coat will solve the problem.
Be fashionable this year in a coat
with sweetly curving contours.
Paris features the fitted coat with
a straight - and - narrow front - view
with sleeves widening to a dolman ,
pushed up high. And keep in mind
that broader shoulders are being
emphasized.
For a new touch you may try the
"handkerchief hemline," The hemline
is cleverly formed to an uneven , capricious line. The handkerchief hemShe : "How about giving mo a dialine is being shown on dresses for mond bracelet?"
those "certain " occasions. Something
He: "My dear , extenuating circumdifferent , stylish , and smart describes stances perforce me to preclude you
this hemline which is a 1920 revival. from such a bauble of extravagance,"
She: "I don 't get it."
Emphasis is on the basic dress.
He: "That' s what I said."
This dress can bo worn round-the—Widow
clock simply by changing the accessories. A vivid scarf casually tied at
the neck or a piece of costume jovvol- WE NOTE THAT . . .
ry can make your dress look different
Mrs. David Jarman , of Plyeach time. New York style shows are mouth , saw her first football game
being centered around the basic dress
age of 86 — when she
and ways of changing it by adding — at the
grandson , Richard
watched
her
different accessories that will make
, play for the Huskies
it wearable for early morning shop- Jarman
aga i n s t S h ip p e n s b u r g in the
ping or a late dinner date.
Homecoming game on October 22.
Black velvet accessories are j ust She was accompanied by her son
the thing for dresslng-up the basic and daughter-in-law, Mr. and Mrs.
dress. Velvet belts, gloves, shoes, or Edward Jarman. Her grandson
bags will put that fashion-wise look played on the line for Plymouth
to your basic dress. Velvet touches High, and now holds down a tackare good on any ensemble you may le spot for B.S.T.C.
want to wear this fall or winter.

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DEATH

by Harry Brooks

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Then why fear death
For what it holds
We know not.
Utopi a n pa r adis e
Walked by men whose
Souls are still alive ?

Or strange foreboding dream
In whi ch no clock
Can snap the mystic spell ?
Which ever one
What matter it ,
For someday, all sh a ll know .

C.G.A. Assembly

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cheating. Many and varied opinions
were brought forth , both by students
and several faculty members. The
chief comments were those which
pointed out the various means used
by students who cheat. Objections
were raised by students with regard
to the practice of some instructors
who give the same test to separate
sections of a class which meet at
different hours. This was felt to give
the later group an advantage over
the group which first took the examination. Another criticism was that
the overall schedule of testing is not
organized, thereby resulting in some
students being responsible for taking
several examinations in a short period of time, even in a single day .
Other remarks concerned the amount
of credit given to test grades. The
possibilities of encouraging "open
book" tests or of having regular
daily or weekly qui.?: periods, with
only 'several long examinations , were
also mentioned.
Dr. Andruss, in a few brief remark s, announced that in the future
no instructor should use the same
test in two separate sections of any
class subj ect. Dr. North asked for an
informal vote in regard to the matter of employing the method of quiz
periods for determining the grades of
students. Opinion was divided on this
question. Adding a closing comment,
Mr. Hoch suggested that one remedy
for the problem might arise from the
development of better study habits
by the students.
Several remarks were made during
the course of the meeting stressing
the fact that the problem of cheating
is , in the final analysis, a matter of
responsibility of the individual. In
this way, the discussion was summed
up.
Closing the meeting were remarks
by John Czerniakowski, who is at
present chairman of a committee
which is investigating the possibility
of providing feature motion pictures
for the benefit of the college community. Mr. Czerniakowski . ..told of
the success met so far and asked for
cooperation and suggestions from the
assembly with regard to types of attractions and dates preferred.
With no further business at hand ,
the meeting was dismissed by President Wagner.

Just loving

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I National Male Quartet
Wins Student Acclaim

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among the most popular of the entire
concert.
Pianist Walter Hatchek then came
onto the stage for his individual performance. He led off with Chopin 's
"Et ude in E Flat Maj or," and "Fantasie I m p r o m p t u " (I' m Alway s
Chasing Rainbows" for modern popular music lovers. ) Hatchek held the
audien ce spellbound with his next
selection , "Rit u al Fire Da n ce" ( Manuel de Falla) , (he piano solo of which
Artur Rubinstein has made internationally famous.
Tenor Attilio Baggiore, the most
colorful performer of the group, and
Br u ce M ack ay, bas s, combined their
talents to sing when they presented
"Were You There ?," "Rose - Lipped
; Maid ," and the traditional negro spiritu a l , "The Battle of Jericho. " Another selection that brought much
appla use from the audience was
"Water Boy," followed by what turned out to be one of the most pleasing
songs of the evening: a light , airy
tune named "The Big Brown Bear. "
The likable group closed with Oley
Speaks ' "Morning. "
When the concert formally ended ,
the satisfied and applauding audience
clamored and clapped for more music. Encores which delighted the already thrilled crowd were "The Donkey Serenade " and "Mighty Like A
Rose." The quartet brought to a
close a most enj oyable evening when
they sang the powerful and stirring
"Lord's Prayer."

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Stat istics an Stuff
by Pat Kringe

There are statistics , and then there
are statistics. Some are interesting
and others j ust are. For instance,
let' s take the number of students enrolled in this Institution of Higher
Learning (you just have to walk up
more steps to get to your classes at
B.S.T.C). There is a tot al enrollment
of 828 souls. Of this figure 559 are
men , the rest, women. Dividing 559
men by 269 women, if you can do it,
you come up with the discovery that
there are 2.08 men for each Fern.
That' s not bad odds, is it, gals ? But
then look at it this way — one you
don 't want , and the other one doesn 't
want you. So where are you then ?
Th at's easy. You j ust have .08 of a
man. Which brings us to the question
of j ust what is eight hundredths of a
man ? Does that mean that you and
twelve other girls all date him at the
same time, or do you take turns ?
This is a moot question.
Let's look at this from the masculine side of the ledger. Each man
is entitled to exactly .48 of a girl.
Not even half a, girl for the poor
boys. But if you consider the fact
that there are 303 veterans in school
it is obvious that each girl is entitled
to 1.13 of a vet, which is a very interesting fact — as far as facts go.
All these decimals confuse the issue. Now wouldn't it be simpler for
the administration to balance the enrollment so that these figures would
come out even ?

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Hwo Repokts
The most significant occuran re at
the meeting held on Monday, October
31, was the split of the senior class
into two distinct groups, a January
group and a May group. Each of
these' groups will function as an independent class so far as graduation
exercises are concerned.
There will be a separate commencement and ball held in January,
wi th the final arrangements /"or each
depending on how they may be fitted
into the January Senior Week caljendar. The majority of the January
grad uates favored Tuesday night,
January 17, for the ball , and Thurs.day night , Jan u ary 19, for the commencement exercises. Both of these
tentative dates, howe v er, are subj ect
to revision if they conflict with the
college calendar. Since the Cortege
Activities Budget has provided only
for a May baccalaureate service, a
sp ecial dispensation shall be required
to arrange this service for the January graduates.
Th e entire class approved the plan
to include the Obiter cost in the class
budget, and a two dollar individu al
assessmen t for a class m emorial was
also approved. A budget committee
composed of the class advisor and the
class officers will meet this week to
draw up the final budget. Because of
the split in the class, there will be
separate class dues for the January
and May graduates. The January
dues will be higher due to the fact
that the January graduates are conducting separate graduation exercises. This is to be expected since the
January class is considerably smaller,
and since the aggregate expense is to
be shared by few members.
The class voted to have the senior
class picture taken in January. The
cost of this picture will be included
in the class budget and will be covered by the class dues. This matter will
be studied carefully to determine
whether there will be a necessity for
renting gowns in both January and
May. If there is, the cost may make
the move prohibitive.
All committees concerned with
January graduation will be posted on
the senior bulletin board in the near
future. At a later date the May committees will also be posted. It is
imperative that all chairmen contact
Mr. Rygiel, Room 24, Navy Hall , at
their earliest possible convenience.
All chairmen will also contact the
individual members of their committees and inform them of their duties.
This is necessary in order that the
class may achieve full organization
at the earliest possible date and be
prepared to conduct class business
with dispatch and efficiency.
A special committee will be appointed to study the various possibilities for a class gift. Their recommendations will be submitted to the
class at a future meeting. The individual assessment of 236 class
members will establish a memorial
fund of $472.00. Class members should
submit their suggestions to this committee.
This report will appear from time
to time in the Maroon and Gold as a
means of disseminating information
of general class interest. However, it
is to be understood that the normal
vicissitudes of college life will place
many Items subject to future revision
or change. You will bo informed of
these revisions or changes as they
occur. Matters of vital interest will
be submitted to the class for discussion at regular meetings before any
changes or revisions are made.
Artist: I'd like to hire this torrid
dancer to pose for my next painting,
Girl : I thought you were an animal
painter ?
Artist: I am, and she's j ust the one
to bring out the beast in me.

"Boy ] I 'll bet the batter never saw that one coming, "

He: I've loved you more than you
know.
She: How dare you take advantage
of me when I'm drunk!

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Jayvee Gridders Down
Undef eated Scranton U
Eleven with 6-0 Tally

by Chris Klincdlns t

Pitt' s last minute safety, coming
on a blocked kick , gave the Western
Pennsylv ania university a slim 22-21
verdict over previo usly undefeated
Penn last Sat urday. This reminds us
of the 1947 trip the local grid forces
made to Clarion State Teachers College. Bloomsburg had lost only to
Mansfield and Shippensburg, b o t h
heartbreakers, and no one expected
supposedly - weak Clarion to give
B.S.T.C. much trouble. It turned out
that it took two -of those scoring
rarities, saf eties , to finally overpower
a game Western Pennsyl vania team
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Incidentally, that was the yfcar we
last played Rider College, of Trenton ,
N. J. Both Rider and Clarion were
t stricken from the local schedule because school officials figured the trips
were too long. Wilkes, Kings, and
Lycoming replaced these two schools,
giving the school a nine game season.
Officials also thought that Rider
didn't give our teams the opposition
that made good spectator football. In
two successive y e a r s Bloomsburg
scored more than 40 points against
the Trenton, school.
The calibre of the three new
schools' performances on the present
card hasn 't been the best football
seen in these parts, but Kings and
Lycofninf are j ust coming into their
own as colleges and football powers.
Wilkes, as we all know by now, must
have something on the ball, and
definitely is a worthy opponent. Last
season , Kings was drubbed by BSTC
26-0, and Lycoming fell 47-0. Kings
was downed this year 21-0 and the
score of tomorrow 's game in all probability will lean heavily toward the
Bloomsburg side of the Scoreboard.
Perhaps it would be a good idea to
try to get Rider back on the schedule , barring the possibility of rejection because of the long trip. East
Stroudsburg makes the trip, and
found out last week that the New
Jersey school is out of the post-war
rut they were in three years ago.
Stroud fell to Rider 19-7.
In answer to city sports editor's
heckling of their "vanishing point of
spirit ," the Hobart , N. Y., college
sports editor replied, "We have been,
in deeper ruts than we are in now.
From 1928 through 1931 Hobart football teams dropped 27 consecutive
games. But they bounced back to
have better years. Spirit doesn't disappear in an institution such as ours
because of a few years of football
victory drought."
In answer to any person's heckling
of Bloomsburg's "vanishing point of
spirit," we can only say that we have
been in worse ruts than we are In
now. Our school spirit was at a low
ebb many times, particularly during
the war. Winning football teams
don't disappear in an institution such
as ours because of a few years of
school spirit drought. Just about the
reverse of the New York school's predicament, isn't it? Wo have a winning football team, but lack any
amount of school spirit. Hobart Is
having a rough time with its footbal l
teams, but still backs thorn up and
has a common fooling of school spirit.
That guy that writes Prediction
Corner may be all wet this week.
Can'I toll about Navy. They just
might upset Tulane. Also the Michigan-Purdue, Northwestern-Wisconsin,
Ohio State-Pitt game could make a
warped plank out of his ouj ia board.
Look for a few upsets this week,
Notre Dame may even have a mite
of trouble with MSC, although Leahycoached clubs usually rise to the occasion, as was evidenced by the 46-7
trouncing they hung on Tulane, Pride
of the South.
SPORT SHORTS . . . Intramural
footbal l season starts this wook.
Sooms to this department that intramural basketball should soon be

Huskies Knock Golden Avalanche from
Unbeaten Ranks with 2744 Win

Shown above is the nucleus of B.S.T.C.'s varsity-to-come. They are, left
to right, row one: Bernie Hamershock, Alex Kubic, Guy Germana, Francis
Sheehan, Don George, Charles Brennen. Second row: Pat Bredbenner, Joe
Boyle, Geno Poll, Frank Stefani, Tom Goodwin, Leon Green , and Wayne Von
Stetten , student coach.

BSTC Gridders Travel
To Lycoming

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and victorious in eighteen of the last
nineteen contest s, the Bloomsburg
Husky gridders will travel to Lycoming College tomorrow in an attempt
to further prove that B.S.T.C. grid
supremacy is here to stay. The kickoff is slated for 2 p.m. at the Williamsport High School Stadium.
Lycoming, 64-6 losers to Wilkes
Coll ege , is expected to throw the
works at the locals in an attempt to
stop the Huskies and gain revenge
for last year 's 47-0 drubbing at Athletic Park.
The Redman gridders are in top
shape, with only minor bruises and
bumps to be overcome before gametime.

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Last Saturday 's victory over Kutztown exhibited eleven outstanding
players on the field for the entire
sixty minutes. On the basis of his
all-around performance, Rod Morgans has been chosen Player of the
Week. Rod must have been expecting
trucks to come through the holes he
helped open in the Kutztown line.
This contest marked, in all probabili t y , the finest game of football the
big tackle from South Williamsport
has played this season.
Dan Parrell, Bob Leshinski and
Elmer Kreiser also turned in excellent performances in helping the
Huskies roll to their sixth straight
victory,
"Hard work never killed anybody, "
said the father.
"That' s the trouble, Dad," returned
the son , "I want to engage in ' something that has the spice of danger."
—Ra nger

starting 1 . . . AP states tha t Ed Tavalsky, with 15 extra points , Is third
in total conversions in the state scoring1 para de. Stove Kriss is fourteenth
In the regular scoring department
with SO points .

Statistics Reveal
Huskies Sixth In
State Scoring
Prior to last week's contes t a t
K ut ztown , the Husky gridders were

sixth in state scoring. Kutztown was
first with a total of 157 points. The
Husky machine has rolled up a total
of 153, including the 27-14 victory
over the Golden Avalanche. Kutztown now has 171, and no announcement has been made by statisticians
as to whether the Berks County team
has relinquished the claim to being
the highest scoring collegiate team in
the state or whether they have been
replaced.
The caliber of Kutztown's opposition may be one factor in their scoring sprees as they have failed to roll
up more th an one touchdown on only
one occasion, in th e opener with
Shippensburg. The score of that tilt
was 6-6. The Huskies scored four
times against the Golden Avalanche ,
as many T.D.'s as had been scored
against them in their previous victory streak. Kutztown has given up
a total of 45 point s to opposing clubs
as compared to 68 gath ered by
Bloomsburg opponents.
Last year 's Husky squad allowed
only 19 points during the season's
nine games, 12 scored by Millersville
and 7 by Shippensburg. However,
last year 's undefeated eleven scored
only 183 points , 123 of these against
t h e comparatively - weak Wilkes,
K i n g s , Lycoming, and Kutztown
squads. Only the Mansfield and
King 's games this year were termed
easy victories. Millersville held the
Huskies to 7 points in the first half
of their clash.
Bloomsburg 's position in state scoring has not as yet been announced ,
but with last week's four touchdowns
and a "breather" this weekend
against Lycoming, 64-6 losers to
Wilkes last week, B.S.T.C. is sure to
improve its standing, not only in
scoring but in gridiron supremacy.

The Husky Pups mimicked their
big brothers last week by starting a
j unior-sized winning streak of their
own. By annexing a hard-earned 6-0
victory over previously undefeated
Scranton University JV's, th e local
JV ' s, most of them frosh , brought
their record to two wins against one
loss , having dropped the season 's
opener at Lock Haven.
Fred Denesevich rammed over the
goal from the one in the early minutes of the fourth quarter to register
th e lone tally and bring the Pups
their second straight victory on Mt.
Olympus. The big fullback set up the
score only a few moments earlier
when he broke loose for 48 yards,
fin ally being hauled down on the
S c r a n t o n twenty - four. Thurston
caught a pass for 15, Denesevich
plunged for three, a penalty put the
ball on the one , and then the fullback
pushed it across. The try for the
extra point was fumbled.
Scranton felt Bloomsburg soil under their f eet only twice, driving
once in the first period to the Bloom
40 and again in the third quarter to
the vi ct ors ' 37. On the other hand ,
B.S.T.C. went on successive drives to
the Scranton 18, 6, 46 , 35, and at the
final whistle were on the visitors' 28.
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Husky Booters Suffer
Victory Famine;
Third Consecutive Loss

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Possibly finding the pressure of a
victory streak too great , the B.S.T.C.
soccer squad lost a tough 2-1 decision
to Lock Haven several weeks ago
aft er rolling up three straight wins.
Now the Husky booters are finding
the pressure of a losing streak just
as hard to overcome.
Against possibly one of the nation 's
finest soccer teams, th e loca l kickers
dropped a 3-0 decision last Friday on
Mt. Olympus. Howard University did
the honors, and performed even better than the advance notices claimed.
It was the second straight shutout
posted against the Shelly - coached
aggregation , the first a 4-0 loss to
West Chester. The locals' record now
stands at three wins and three losses.
After a scoreless first quarter, the
boys from Washington did their stuff
and scored once each in the remaining periods, scoring the last tally
with only seconds to play.
The Huskies will attempt to crash
the win - column this Saturday at
Indiana State Teachers College in
the first Western Pennsylvania athletic contest a Bloomsburg team has
played since the 1947 Clarion football
tilt.

Victors Pile Up Impressive
Total of 19 First Downs in
Keeping S.T.C. Slate Clean
Kutztown watched its name being
crossed off the lists of the unbeaten
last Saturday as the B.S.T.C. Husk- "
ies proved that their bites are worse
than their barks. The Bloomsburg
gridders returned home with their
sixth consecutive victory and were
still at the top of the heap in the
Teachers College rank.
The final score was 27-14, but statistics showed the locals dominated
throughout, despit e leaving the field
at halftime with the Scoreboard reading 14-14. The Huskies rolled overth e G olden Aval an che for 19 first
downs , as compared to the losers
nine. 373 yards were gained on the
ground , while Kutztown had trouble
getting 200, seventy of these on Larry Motko wski' s sprint early in the
first period. The losers had three of
their eleven pass attempts intercepted and five were grounded.
Drawing first blood, the lads from
Berks County went exactly 99 yards
in three plays, capped by Motkowski' s dash. This only served to arouse
the Huskies as it took only an exchange of punts and six more plays
before the score was knotted. Parrell,
Lang, and Kriss shared ball - toting
responsibilities, with Kriss going the
final 17 yards on his now-famous
reverse.
Elmer Kreiser started a 50 yard
march late in the second period by
catching a pass good for 15. Kriss
and Parrell carried for a first down,
with "Dapper " covering the final 17
y ards in four successive tries. Ed
Tavalsky made it 14-7 with a perfect
placement, and two minutes remained in the half.
Kutztown went 82 yards in these
two minutes, with a Motkowski-toDiNire pass covering the last 43
y ards to paydirt. Bobby Snaith
matched Tavalsky 's kick to make it
14-14.
The second half found Kutztown
pushing to the Huskies 45. Forced
to punt , the Golden Avalanche's lin e
couldn't keep Elm Kreiser from
throwing his frame in front of Varacolla's kick. Bloomsburg recovered
on the homesters' 35. Stalled on the
12, the locals lost the ball on downs,
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Prediction Corner

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The oujia board is here to stay !
We forecast 23 out of 27 winners last
weekend for an 851 average, bringing
our season's total to 50 correct out
of 62 tries. Excluding one tie, this
gives us an overall 820 average.
The mystic plank helped predict
such upsets as Pitt's 22-21 thriller
over Penn , Duke's win over favored
Georgia Tech and Harvard's initial
win of the season over Holy Cross.
According to the ouj ia board , we
must follow the form chart this
week as not many upsets are in the
B.SJT.C. Football Managers
making. There will be some very
close ones however.
B.S.T. C. over Lycoming College
(For its seventh straight)
Notre Dame over Michigan State
Ohio State over Pitt
Tulane over Navy
Michigan over Purdue
Northwester^ over Wisconsin
Other games on the weekend program: Minnesota over Iowa, Army
over Fordham, Illinois over Indiana ,
Penn over Virginia, Penn State over
West Virginia, Princeton over Harvard , Duke over Wake Forest, Cornell over Syracuse, Holy Cross over
Colgate, Villanova over Georgetown,
Maryland over George Washington,
Tennessee over Georgia Tech, LSU
over Vanderbilt , Rice over Arkansas ,
Missouri over Colorado, Oklahoma
over Kansas State, Oregon State over
Idaho, California over Washington
Shown, abovo aro tho Husky football managers who have helped to make . State, Oregon over Washington , S.
1040 another banner grid season. From loft to right aro : Elinor Wyant, Cal. over Stanford , Texas over BayEdward Confer, Jack Powell, Tom Anth ony, and Joo Curllla.
lor, and SMU over Texas A&M.
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Each year about the time the leaves are being rake^ from the campus
and the dry goods stores are featuring red flannels , someone gets the tatt ered and frayed "cheating buck" out of the 'mothballs and puts it back into
circulation. The students pass it to the faculty, and the faculty passes it
back to the students. While these quarterback sneaks and laterals are being
put into operation , a squad of cheerleaders composed o£ members of an
ethics class do gymnastics on the sidelines and chant time-tested truisms
in locomotive fashion. True enough , cheating is a problem ; but it seems that
it is more a symptom than a disease, and the best way to get rid of symptoms is to treat the disease — if you can find it. Perhaps our, philosophy of
education places entirely too much emphasis upon grades and too little upon
actual intellectual growth. We are taught to take the firs t letter from the
alphabet and worship it. We place it upon u pedestal and make offerings of
burnt midnight oil. Consequently, even the so-called "A" students will occasionally cheat; and when they do, what chance do the average students of
the class have ? Our educational practices are not consistent with our educational aims. Perhaps if we were to treat the d-isease the symptoms would
take care of themselves.
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Females and the Fine Arts . . .
Some lassies from Waller 3 have made the claim that their smoker is
truly a thing of beauty and a j oy forever. According to their report it is a
place where one may enjoy one's Chesterfield or Bull Durham in an atmosphere that is strictly esthetic. Lining the walls are masterpieces of art ,
reproduced with a color fidelity that rivals ,the original. There the girls
gather of an evening to discuss the relative merits of the Florentine School
and the 16th century Flemish Masters. Michelangelo and Titian have their
followers, as do Rubens and Rembrandt. Perhaps reports will be forthcoming from the second and fourth floors. Meanwhile, the men 's section of
Waller Hall continues to exhibit works of more modern origin, with the
balance being heavily in favor of Petty and Varga. However, while Waller
may house the art treasures of the campus, North Hall is definitely the
music center.
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In former days two eagles occupied the positions from which Leo and
Leona now guard the approach to Senior Walk. The eagles reigned supreme
for a number of years and continued to gaze defiantly westward even though
their wings had become badly chipped. Then Leo and Leona came upon the
scene , and it was proposed that they be stationed at the top of the steps.
This suggestion met with bitter opposition from patriotic-minded campus
citizens, who maintained that the British Lion should not be elevated above
the American Eagle. The problem was finally solved by retiring the eagles
and putting the lions in their place at the bottom of the steps. Two lights
were later installed at the top of the steps , and a problem of international
signifi cance was solved for all time.
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Going to the Dogs . . .
Women's fashions have claimed fur and feathers as necessities of life ,
and now they have gone to the dogs and borrowed the only thing a cog has
to offer — his collar. These "dog callars " are being used to bring the neck
line of milady's dress nearer her chin. For awhile the trend had been in the
other direction , then Fido came along to make his contribution , and it'h as
become fashionable'to go literally to the dogs. Perhaps the M&G fashion
editor will shed some light on the matter in a future article. The idea would
have tremendous possibilities if each girl would put her name and phone
number on the collar.
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Mary Ellen Dean , a freshman , was the young lady who turned out those
clever football slogans for the dining hall a week or two ago . . . A lot of
seniors are ready to agree that N.E.A. must mean the National Eyestrain
Association. By January we'll be ready for the Braille edition . . . The
"Johnstown Polka " has been made the official theme song of a quartet of
local lads composed of Smokey Andrews, Ed Tavalsky, Russ Looker, and
P. J. Slobozien , all of whom claim the "City on the Conemaugh" as their
hometown . . . Today the Doghouse becomes a veteran of thirty issues . . .
The characters who painted the campu s sidewalks with Kutztown propaganda were wasting their effort. The "Sage from Sayre " and his boys had "
other ideas about the outcome of that game . . . And speaking about the
game, barks for Rod Morgans. He showed the Kutztown fans what college
football looks like . . . And while we're barking, let's add a few for the
Hallowe'en dinner Monday night. They get better every year . . . Until
next time then, here's looking at you through the Doghouse door ! J !

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turns offering piano entertainmen t,
while John Czerniakowskl and Jane
Kenvin led a Community Sing. Another special feature of the program
was the singing of the "Kitchenaires." In the meantime , a group of
seven ghosts added color to the evening as they ran screaming among
the tables, and a gypsy in necklaces
and bracelets circulated among the
st udents telling fortunes. This was
the annual Hallowe 'en Party planned
and prepared by Miss Thaycr and her
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An old-f ashioned girl is one who
takes the cigarette out of her mouth
before pulling the nightie over her
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Her e's to Charlie when I'm gone,
I hope he sheds no tears,
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Mother: There 's plenty of time for '
our son to think about marriage. Let
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Father: Why should he? I didn 't.
We like the sign put up in a nearby
honky-tonk: "The management reserves the right to exclude any lady
they think is proper. "
And then there's the one about the
bashf ul girl who woi-ked all her
crossword puzzles vertically so she
wouldn 't have to come across.
Every time I kiss you , it makes file
a better man.
Well, you don't have to get to
heaven in one night.
Jill : Jack, don't you realize that
you'll never get anywhere by drinking ?
Jack: Ain't it the truth ? I started
up to the dorm from this corner five
times already.
Engineer: If you start at a given
poin t on a given figure and travel the
entire distance around it , what will
you get ?
She: Slapp ed , sir.
These j okes can't be so horrible.
When I threw a sheaf of them into
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SHE HAD A HAND IN IT. Ell en
Gibbons j ust wanted to get a breath
of air when she attempted to open
the window in the locker room of the
gym last week . . . but she wanted it
fast. Unmindful of the slippery floor ,
Ellen dashed toward the window and
got some air . . . the hard way. Result: broken window pane; hand with
seven stitches.
FEMININE FAUNIST ? Many a
bewildered spectator watched Kit
Graham dragging across campus a
p art of what was once a whole
beaver. Some onlookers thought the
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The winners piled up eight first Kit tells us that she needed th e roddowns to five while rushing for 134 ent for a geography proj ect at the
yards. Scranton gained 80 yards by Training School.
PRESCRIBED : TWENTY GRAINS
ground.
OF
SHAKESPEARE. John Kennedy,
The week before , the Husky Pups
had claimed their initial 1949 win by the radio news caster, recently andefeating Wilkes College Reserves nounced some individual' s tentative
18-6. The only loss was a 14-0 decis- plan to invent capsules that will supply knowledge to consumers. Perhaps
ion infllicted by Lock Haven.
I shouldn 't have let the cat out
of the bag (or the pill out of the
Husk ies Defeat
experimental bottl e) since there is no
promise
that the capsules will be
Golden Avalanche
completed before the end of the
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semester.
but regained possession a few min- TOPSY - TURVY. Did you know
utes later when a poor punt went that philologists h a v e ascertained
only to the Kutztown 33. Lang, Kriss that shirt and skirt are derived from
and Parrell again combined , with the same word ? When this fact was
Lang taking a reverse for the final mentioned to a betrothed male on
10 yards. Ed Tavalsky made good on campu s, he wondered whether "the
his third placement .
synonyms, wife and strife, had eyplyLater in the third period , Steve ed from some common origin ." ( And
Kriss went for 15, lateraled to Reedy, yet we marry them , fellow fem ales.)
who went 15 more before he was WATCH THE BIR'DIE and don 't
apparently stopped. At the last pos- forget to smile when you see Bob
sible moment he flipped the pigskin Walther in the vicinity attired in his
to Bernie DiPaul , who went the last photographic paraphernalia. Your pic15 yards unmolested. It was the pint- ture may adorn the pages of the '50
sized center's first touchdown in col- Obiter.
lege football. Tavalsky missed the
PENN STATE VISITORS. Diane
attempt for extr a point, but the outSnyder
and Olive Mouery of B.S.T.C.
come was clearly evident by then , as
visited
Eddie
Shanken , formerly of
the reserves took over and blanked
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and
Albert
Green at Penn
B.S.T.C
the losers in the final period.
The victory was the Huskies thir- State last weekend.
W E L C O M E FROM WALLER
teenth straight in Teachers College
competition and their eighteenth win HALL to Nancy Fletc her , a freshman and former day student from
in nineteen starts.
Milton , who has recently moved into
Two lunatics were playing a little the women's dorm.
game. "What do I have here?" asked
NAMES IN THE NEWS are John
one with his hands cupped.
Czerniakowski, campus humor man ;
"Three navy patrol bombers, " was Charlie Roberts , master of the crossthe answer.
word puzzle; and Romeo Danni , singThe fi rs t one look ed ca r ef u lly i nt o er of the week.
his hands. "Nop e," he said.
MALE FASHION PREVIEW . At"The Empire State Building?"
tention men! The latest fashion pro"No. "
views for 1950 foresee that there will
"The Philadelphia Symphony Or- be little change in men 's pockets next
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The firs t one looked into his hands
again , then said shyly, "Who's conTRY A SUBM A RINE !
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