WELCOME ALUMNI ! ! Homecoming Day Activities Expected To Attract Large Jar rves Boy le To Head Group; Number of B.S.T.C. Alumni Off icers Elected As RT.A.Holds Initial Meeting Sponsor To Be Chosen Later On Wednesday, October 12, at 7 p.m. in Room 22 Science Hall , the firs t meeting of the Future Teachers of America was held with Miss Edna J. Hazen , temporary sponsor of the clu b , in charge. Miss Hazen 's introductory remarks were followed by short inform ative talks given by three members who had attended last year's F.T.A. conference at Millersville. These members, Nerine Middlesworth, Richard Grimes, and Doyle Johnson, presented various aspects of Welcome to Bloomsburg: the organization and program of F.T.A. Mr. Richard G. Hallisy, Direc/ saw the towers of Bloomsburg as I was passing by. tor of Business Education , and Dr. The white towers of Bloomsburg against the autumn sky. Ern est H. Engelhardt were also called upon for brief remarks concerning The river flowed beneath them across the purp le hills, the f uture of F.T.A. on our campus. The town lies just below them with all its stores and mills. The following officers were elected: , James Boyle; Vice PresiPresident The towers shine white at Bloomsburg above the mountains grand. , Nerine Middlesworth; Secredent Looking at the clock there, no matter where you stand. tary, Lucy Jane Baker; Treasurer, Paul Plevyak. There 's a tower on old Qarver and on sprawling Waller too Until a permanent sponsor is chosThis f irst one is the larger that shines against the blue. en in th e nea r fu t ure , Miss Hazen has graciously consented to serve in Students who come to Bloomsburg and see September 's haze that capacity. The meeting was then Are reminded always of their happy college days. adj ourned . Up the street to Carver with its ever-welcoming door , P*S.E»A* Conference Held Her e Oct . 10; Dr. Andruss Speaks They 've climbed with eager foo tsteps for four score years or more. So we set up our signposts for those who follo w here , That they may see the towers that we have tried to rear. Festivities Will Begin With Special Assembly In Carver Auditorium Calendar for TWENTY-SECOND ANNUAL HOMECOMING Sat., October 22 , 1949 A.M. 10:00—Homecoming Assembly. 11:30—Cafeteria Luncheon for all Alumni and Visitors. P.M. 2:00—Football Game — Shippensburg State Teachers College—Mount Olympus. 4:00—Get-Together—Waller Hall Lounge. 5:45—Cafeteria Dinner. 9:00 to 12:00—Informal Dance in Centennial Gymnasium. Dean North Attends Mid-Western District Convention of P»SJE.A. Dr. Thomas P. North represented the Commission on Teacher Education and Professional Standards at the Mid-Western Convention District meeting of the Pennsylvania State Education Association at New castle, on October 8. Dr. North is chairman of the commission. Members of the commission represent superintend ent of schools, members of the Department of Public Instru ction , elementary and secondary principals, and representatives of the Liberal Arts and Teachers Colleges. They are appointed by the president of the Pennsylvania State Educational Association with the approval of the Executive Council. The commission is striving for more interest on the part of teachers toward the standards for the profession. It is particularly concerned with having the members of the profession raise standards. A one-day conference dealing with this subject will be held in Scranton on October 26, by the Northeastern District Con( Continued on page 2) The Leaders conference of the Pennsylvania State Edlucation Association, which has approximately 55,members , held a district meeting 000 To serve our Alma Mater and to it e'er be true, here on Monday, October 10, with For the years look down upon us and others that we knew. approximately fifty people present, representing 12 local organizations from Montour , Columbia, and Northumberland counties. Sessions ran from 4:15 to 6:00; with a break for dinner in the college dining room from 7:00 to 8:00; and PRESIDENT . a post-dinner session from 8:00 to 9:30. Raymond Webster, field secretary for the Association , spoke on "The P.S.E.A. Organization—How it Works." At the dinner session Dr. Harvey A. Andruss, President of B.S.T.C, extended a welcome to the Attractive Salaries Are a n d extended the Mr * Geo * Keller Thrills Representatives Most Important Incentive use of all the college facilities to Student Assembly with them. After dinner, Robert RosenAttractive beginning salaries in Pro gram krantz discussed the Retirement Sysother States, the willingness of the Unusual Film tem for Public School Teachers. G. I. to go anywhere his services are On October 13 the student body ( Continued on page 4) needed , and keen competition in cer- was taken into the animal kingdom tain teaching fields in Pennsylvania by means of a motion picture. This are among the reasons advanced for program, under the capable direction Hctlf time Today Fe atures M & G Twirler s the migration of 20% of last year 's of Professor George Keller, gave recgraduating class to teach in other ognition to his hobby which has been ,. states. Of the 123 graduates report- publicized throughout the nation. ' ing, 25 have left Pennsylvania, with This hobby originated many years seven going to New York, six to New ago in Mr, Keller's hometown , Jersey, three to Maryland , two to Bloomsburg, Pa., when twelve halfDelaware, and one each to Colorado, starved cats took the place of AfriMichigan , Ohi o, California , Connecti- can lions. He and his friends precut , Montann , and the Territory of sented wild animal shows annually Alaska. One graduate is playing pro- and gave what money was received fessional baseball. to some worthy cause. From this humble beginning, Mr. Keller has Information covering 159 of the 225 graduates shows that 123 arc built up a show that has traveled teaching, seven are married , eighteen over 23,000 miles this past summer. A short film on the Mt. Carmel arc employed in Business, and eleven plane crash was also presented. Bo't h are in graduate schools or are taking films were in color, which added to further training. Graduate schools listed are the University of Iowa, the student enj oyment of this unColumbia University, Pennsylvania usual assembly program. As the films State College, and New York Univer- were run off , Mr. Keller acted as sity. Of the 123 reported In teaching narrator. positions, 46 are In the Elementary field , 45 In the Business field , and 32 Class of 1949 on October 1 may alter in Secondary schools. the statistics. Although this represents the largThe continuing followup of graduShown above aro flvo more of the Interesting1 features connected with est exodus of graduates to other ates is part of a plan which has re- the Homecoming- Day football game on Mt. Olympus this afternoon. They states, the follow - up questionaire sulted in a Ten-Year Survey for the are: Jo Ann Fonstomacher, Nancy Swartz, Eileen McTIugh, Marilyn Greoiiwhich will be sent to members of the (Continued on page 2) ley, and Laura Philo — M & G Band Twirlers. Our towers may not point upward like f ingers to the sky , But looking always at them we cannot fa il to try t^^Wt^^^ Survey of Last Year's Graduates Shows Large Exodus to Other States •4 ¦'¦ - I . » ™ i — "^ i ¦ ' - ' -¦ ¦ ¦ ¦¦¦ i Bloomsburg will celebrate its twenty-second Annual Homecoming today when hundreds of alumni and friends are expected to return to the campus for a day of colorful activities. The traditional Homecoming Assembly will take place in Carver Auditorium at ten o'clock. Following a short opening address by the President, and music by the Maroon and Gold Band , an all-college talent show will be presented, with Charles Edwards as emcee. Leading off in the show will be the Campus 4, a very capable singing group consisting of Charles Edwards, Dick Wagner, Emory Rarig, and Jack Wintersteen. Miss Elizabeth Reese will follow with a vocal solo; and Charles Edwards will sing "Look for the Silver Lining," a favorite of the 1930's, and "Maybe It's Because," a tune eurrent among the top - runners of today's popular music. Next on the program, Lila Savage will present a comedy monologue entitled "Movie Mother." Winding up the entertainment will be the talented piano-duo of Dick Wagner and Emory Rarig. Alumni and guests will be served luncheon in a specially decorated college dining room. At 2:00 P.M. the Huskies will meet the powerful Red ( Continued on page 3) Souvenir Chinaware Will Be Available to Students and Alumni Alumni and students will be greeted by a display of Wedgewood . Queensware porcelain outside Waller Hall Lounge during Homecoming activities. A long awaited order of handmade, engraved Queensware has arrived from England and is being sold to faculty, alumni, and students. This project is being sponsored by Kappa Delta Pi. Josiah Wedgewood gave this chinaware its name over one hundred years ago. After presenting Queen Charlotte with a set of porcelain, Josiah, the Queen's potter, told her that no one would ever have a set like it. The queen protested, saying that such lovely china should be made available to any who desired it, and the formula was not destroyed. The styles ordered by Kappa Delta Pi are Patrician , with a sculptured border for which Wedgewood is famous; and Trent, which has the familiar flowered border. The colors are blue and maroon. An engraving of Carver Hall appears in the center of each plate. Priced at $2.50 each, these plates make welcomed gifts and souvenirs of B.S.T.C. GET-TOGE THER Waller Hall Lounge • CIDER • COFFEE • DOUGHNUTS After the Game Everyone Invited \ \ ^ ... TTT~*^ jftlaroon anb <©olb PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY AND FO R THE STUDENTS OF BLOOMSBUHG STATE TEACHERS Co-Editors Editorial Board Business Manager News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Art Editor THE LEAVES COLLEGE Kay Chapin and Merlin Beachell Donald Butcofsky, Robert Canouse and William Stimeling Aleki Comuntzis Grace Smith Jounior Eddinger Chris Klinedinst Howard Hartzell (A COMPLETE MASTHEAD WILL BE PUBLI SHED IN A LATER ISSUE. ) The Hills of Home . . . It is October again . . . October when thoug h ts an d f ootsteps turn homeward . . . October memories surge at floodtide out of the gathering dusk of yest eryear . Robed majesticall y in their autumn-hued foliage , the Hills of Home still stand at their timeless sentinel task and look down upon the Susquehanna flowing ever seaward. Recollections grow dim and faces fade , but' these eternal hills stand unchanged. Look to them and see their ageless message written there : WELCOME HOME AGAIN ! ( dlb ) Tomorrow: What Then . . . ? What does the future hold for the college graduate? This is a question being asked of present-day leaders in industry and education by students enrolled in higher educational institutions. There are approximately 24 ,000 ,000 students matriculating "in the universities , colleges , professional and normal schools in the United States at the present time. During the scholastic year of 1949-1950 , 368,000 degrees will be conferred upon graduating students; of this number , 35,000 will be in education. In dustry has caught up with the wartime shortage of college trained workers and is exercising more discretion in its hiring of personnel. In the next decade , nearly a million teachers will have to b e trained to satisfy the demands of the schools in this country?^ The el ementary sch ools are at present evi d en cing great ly en large d sch ool enro ll ments cause d by hig h war-time and post-war birth rates. In Pennsylvania alone there are vacancies for some 1580 elementary school instructors , with only 569 applicants , not all of whom are firstrate teac h ers , or even licensed. The high schools thoug h , will have to contend with falling enrollments for the nex t three or four years because of the low birth rate of the middle Thirties. But , from 1952 to 1962 high school enrollments are expected to rise at least 35 per cent over present enrollments. The demand for instructors in elementary and secondary education , of course, will vary f rom one state to anot h er , an d even prob ably f rom city to city. It is up to the individual to ascertain just where his talents can b e most a dvantageousl y utilized so as to alleviate the situation , an d at the same time provide himself with a means of livelihood. As can be seen from the facts and figures above , competition wi ll be keen in many fields and great sacrifices will have to be made by many in adjusting themselves to current conditions; but , we as prospective teachers must remember that we will have the privilege of participating in one of the noblest programs in this country—molding the character of future generations so as to make them better and more useful citizens in the world of tomorrow, (wgj ) Eastern Penna. College Theatre'Radio Confab Held Here Last Week The second annual convention of the Eastern Pennsylvania College Theatre and Radio Conference was held on campus last weekend , October 15 and 16. The colleges represented included Lycoming, Lafayette, Moravian for Men , Lehigh , Alb righ t, Kings, Wilkos, Cedar Crest , Marywood, and Bloomsburg. Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning were occupied with the adoption of the constitution . The proposed constitution was discussed in detail , amended , and adopted unanimously, Other plans, designed to establish closer unity among the member-colleges, were discussed. One of these, already in operation , is the plan of exchanging scripts , via the script library, now located at Albright College. Another possibility now under consideration is the establishment of a Summer Theatre. Richard Getz , of Lafayette, conducted a personal investigation of this situation last summer, and made a report of the investigation. Though this idea is still in the nucleus-form , students are already showing much interest in it. Robert Sickingor served as temporary chairman of the conference until a newly-olected chairman , Richard Getz, of Lafayette , assumed the duties of that office. A tea-dance was held in the afternoon, following a short musical entertainment presented by B.S.T.C.talent, under the co-direction of Max Kaplan and Calvin Kanyuck. It included several numbers by the Campus Four, composed of Richard Wagner , Charles Edwards, Emory Rarlg, and Jack Wlnterstein. ' by Marie Mattls Yesterday . . . I plucked them from the bough ; Held their sun-warmed softness. I felt their moist greenness Oozing into my palms And when my hands had bathed In the Spring 's cool wetness, Still the tints remained . . . . The brigh t green, Dark green, Green. Today . . . I take them from the bough ; Hold th eir brittle crispness. I feel them in my palms Breaking into pieces. And when I bathe my hands , The Spring 's water is a Kaleidoscope with its . . . Russet , Golden , * Brown. New Officers Elected By Men's Glee Club With the selection of several new members a few weeks ago, the Men 's Glee Club now boasts some seventy voices. The club elected Edward St einer , president; Frank Marsilio, vice-president; Emory Rarig, secretary ; Clifton Clarridge, treasurer; and George Reck, librarian. A oefinite date has not been announced, but an assembly program of Christmas music will be presented sometime before the Holidays. Mary Joan Williams serves a§ accompanist for the regular Wednesday sessions. Shirley Ashner Chosen "B" Club President The "B" Club held its firs t meeting recently in Centennial Gymnasium. Elections were held and plans were made to sell flowers and refreshments at Homecoming. Committees were appointed for the coming year. It was decided to continue the practice of meeting at Miss Lucy McCammon 's for monthly dinner-meetings. Officers for 1949-50 are as follows : Shirl ey Ashner, president; Kathryn Graham, vice-president; Frances Cerchiaro, secretary ; Marj orie Smith, treasurer. FASHIONS Dean North Attends a la f emme by Dot Cedor At t hi s time each ye ar , B.S.T.C. witnesses a fashion parade on its own campus. Alumnae and college women will be wearing the latest in fall fashions. For the early morning, a woolj ersey outfit in those new soft shades will catch the eye. Or perhaps you may want to be seen in a new red corduroy suit. As you probably know, fashion leaders are emphasizing red this season. For the Homecoming football game a tweed suit of brown will look smart. Tweeds are being worn on all campuses. (A velveteen cloche will emphasize the suit.) Buttons, buttons, and more buttons are to be seen almost any place on your new outfit. This is also true of huge pockets. And for the gala affair of the day, the Homecoming Dance, B. S. T. C. alumnae and students will want to look their smartest in a black dress with a touch of black velvet trimming. Black is again leading the fashion parade for dancing and dining ensembles. See you at the game! And au revoir until next week when we'll return with more fashions . . . a la femme. ' (Continued from page 1) vention. B.S.T.C. is located in this district. An annual conference will be held at Pennsylvania State College on December 9 and 10. This conference will be broken up into four divisions. The groups will consider improvement of pre-service teacher education, improvement of in - service teachers, improvement in certification standards, and improvement of teacher rating practices. Just loving ? ? • — ^ — — ^ — i—^— ¦^m^w^^^—— » It 's a Lie ! — » »¦>- *****— p Ever since George Washington fingered his Phi Beta Kappa key chopped down that legendary cherry during a recent interview, was the tree some two hundred years ago, whole motive behind Darwin 's "Origtruth lias become firmly entrenched in of Species." This comment wi« be in th e American tradition. But that's amplified in a forthcoming issue of about as far as it ever got. Generally, "Behind the Congo Curtain ," a quarfew Americans spoil a good story by terly j ournal published by the Afriadhering too closely to the facts. can Association for the Advancement Now science comes along to inform of Ape Welfare. u s that G.W. was probably more artIn fif th place we have the patholess than honest , and that few of us logical li e, a trifling personal irreguever languish for the want of that larity observed in persons preo.cusame inventive art which was so pied with grandiose fantasies and docuriously lacking in the Father of lusions. Notable among those afflicOur Country. ted in this manner is the Academician americanus group, whose natural Lying — or prevarication , if you prefer a more dignified term — may habitat is in the ivy-covered towers actually help us get along better of colleges and universities. Next , in sixth place, we have the with each other under certain cirimplied lie. This is a fib which is cumstances, or such at least is the famous for carrying no feeling of declaration made recently in a mediguilt, and it can be put into effect cal j ournal. It seems that it doesn't always pay to tell the truth , especial- simply by refraining from telling the ly when it is the proverbial truth tru th by remaining silent. Anyone who aspires to a seat in the United that hurts. The author of the cited treatise States Senate should familiarize himgoes on to explain ^that lying did not self with this type. They are handy begin with the human race. Animal when you are asked to commit yourdeception such as the death-feigning self on vital issues such as an imof an oppossum is given chronological pending internal revenue tax on girdpreference among the possible pre- les or 54-gauge nylon negligees. Eighth and ninth respectively come cursors of ta ll tales , and this gives gossip lie and the malicious lie. the rise to the startling theory that huFortunately, these are not quite as man beings are descended from op- , prevalent as the other types, and unpossums rather than from apes. This you 're hoping to become a presitheory is given added strength by a less dential candidate in '53, you needn 't thesis published recently by an ape worry too much about them. working for his Ph.P. at Yale. up And that's to - the - minute the But to return again to this matter story they on tall tales as are being of lying, one of the advancements of modern science has been the classifi- told today. Though truth may be cation of lies into nine different types. stranger than fic tion, there can be This list stacks up somewhat as fol- little doubt about truth's offering the greater number of possibilities for lows : Number one on the hit parade of variety. There 's only one way to tell falsehoods is the benign lie. Lies of the truth , but there's nine different this type are told with no malice ways to tell a lie. But whether your aforethough t and purely for the sake audience will always believe you is of politeness. You are apt to hear a another matter. barrage of these whenever women congregate socially. Dean Kehr Entertains Nex t , an a close second , comes the Dorm Girl Groups defensive variety, which are usually resorted to as a means of extricating Dr. Marguerite Kehr, Dean of Woone's self from a difficult situation. men at B.S.T.C, held a "Sip and A More often than not they have to do Bite Party " in' her apartment two with lodge meetings and sick friends. evenings this week for two separate Being endowed with this particular groups of dormitory students. On inventive genius is a masculine prere- Wednesday, October 5, from 10:15 t o quisite for marriage. 11:00 P.M., Dr. Kehr entertained Crowding the two above in a photo transfer students, new at B.S.T.C. finish comes the third type, the love this semester. Present were Shirley intoxication lie. These are strictly of Colema n , Patricia Kringe, Florence the "You Lied to Me with Kisses" Mertz, Betty Mitchell, Olive Mouery, genre, and they prevail among the June Oberst , Marion Payne, Janet human race in the form of sweet Price, Ma ry Lee Rei tz, Elvira Thomnothings whispered in the moonlight. sen, and Marie Yozviak. Diane SnyThis is a refinement in the art of der was upper-class counselor for the animal deception never dreamed of group. Coffee and cookies were servby the lowly oppossum. ed , and the Waller Hall Handbook , Not too far behind and in fourth was discussed. place, comes the compensatory lie, On Thursday evening at 10:15, Dr. which finds its utility in covering up Kehr served refreshments to the upfor feelings of inferi ority. This type per class counselors, represented by of lie, declared the Yale ape, as he Barbara Frederick, Agnes Valimont, Eleanor Johnson , Jane Kenvin , Mary De Matt Eloise Symons, Ruth Glidden, and Winifred Sharkey. Shirley Jones served as chairman of the business meeting. Hunter : How do you detect an eleph ant ? Guide: By the faint odor of pea"And I think, Warden, that my health would, improve a lot if I nuts on his breath. could take long walks in the open country, " Survey of Graduates (Continued from page 1) period from 1931 to 1940; a FiveYear Survey from. 1941-1945; and a Three-Year Survey from 1946-1949, which will be the basis of an article by President Harvey A. Andruss which will appear soon in "Education ," Administration, and Supervision. " — SENIORS — Don 't Forget To VOTE Toda y ! 9:00 to 12:00 A.M. i ; j \ ; ! j ; \ ¦ i < \ \ \ { j ¦ j j j Shippensburg Invades Campus for Homecoming Day Classic * Time Out ! B.S.T.C. Booters Boast Impressive Record • . • ? FOR SPORT S Huskies and Red Raiders Clash Today on Mt* Olympus BSTC Power Husky Grid Titans Vaunted Favored Over Shippers Gain Momentum by They won't do it again ! Local fans and alumni will long reAdding Fourth Win member the Homecoming Day game by Chris Klincdinst Homecoming Day today! As Doc- tor Ku ster stated , thus annual even I is not a time for students to go U their respecti ve homes, but a time U. make B. S. T. C. their home for * Lang and Company Pick Up between Shippensburg and Bloomsweekend. Many alumni , old - Hmorf? 22 First Downs To Foe 's One burg's Huskies two years ago when and recent graduates, will be here The Bloomsburg football machine the Shippers ruined the day 's festivifor this weekend's festivities, .so let'.' continued to bulldoze STC opposition ties by thumping the hosts 19-12. The play good hosts and hostesses anc last Saturday night. Witchaboo Lang Bloomsburg-Shippensburg tilt is alstick around. There's a good pr ojjrarr sparked the team to a more convin- ways hard-fought, so look for a baton hand , feature d by the lluskio? cing win than those of the three tle royal this afternoon in th e 22nd clash with Shippensburg in the afterprevious Saturday nights, with Mil- Annual Homecoming Day feature. noon , and , we hope, another in the lersville the victim of a 32-7 drub- Last year the Redman coached outfit present victory string. through to a 13-7 victory at bing. The visiting Marauders came eked Looking- back over the past couple to Athletic Park with an impressive Shippensburg. The Red Raiders haven't shown Homecoming- games, last year 's unrecord of on e close defe a t and three much to date this season, losing to defeated Huskies really hung- one on Shown above is the 1949 B.S.T.C. soccer squad , winner of three straight wins, but before the first quarter was Millersville, East Stroudsburg and Kutztown on Mt. Olympus , 26-0, be- contests before losing a close 2-1 decision to Lock Haven last week. Seated , history, it was easy to see the ultiK u tztown , but the Shippers are alfore a large crowd. The year before , left to right, are: first row—Walt Zorn, Norm Kline, Joe Gleda, Frank j mate outcome of the fracas. the squad, playing Shippensburg , was1 Furgele, Joe Vincent , Bill Davis, Paul Plevyak, and Dale Spi*£fcl- Second After driving to the 25 on the ways "up" for the Bloomsburg clash. ¦ pro trying to the remainder of the' row—Harry Fenstemacher, Bill Cleaver, Bill Pague, Bay Wagner, Clyde opening kick-off , the locals were held The Huskies, on the other hand, are season undefeated after losing- a' Yohey, Al Hitchings, Bucky Richards, and Doyle Johnson. Third row—Mgr. on downs, but a few plays later, the topheavy favorites on the basis of tough opening game decision to Jiggs Gensel, Adam Ben, Ted Krensavage, Dick Gearhart, Marvin Shell- visitors fumbled and Kriss pounced their four and one record to date, having lost only to Wilkes in the Mansfield, 7-6. himer, Clyde Ackerman, Glenn Baker , Claire Mensinger, and Coach Shelly. on the ball. Combined runs by Parrell season 's opener and trampling over Three quick touchdowns resulted and Steve Kriss carried to the one, in a 19-12 defeat before a large, diswhere Lang went over standing up, Mansfield , Lock Haven, Kings and appointed B.S.T.C. crowd. The fans for the initial tally. Tavalsky's kick Millersville. Grid Schedule 11949 The alumni and other B.S.T.C. fans were disappointed in the outcome of was wide, and Bloom led 6-0 at the Opp. will see such Bloomsburg greats perB.S.T.C. the game, but not the spirit and fight end of the quarter. As time progressforming as Steve Kriss and "Dapper Wilke 7 20 s that the Redman players displayed in ed in the second st an za, the play was Dan" Parrell in the backfield, and Mansfield 26 0 completely confined to Millersville's a losing cause. But they say you gain , 14 end of the field . But it wasn't until Lou Gabriel Johnny Maturani, Rod Lock Haven . 26 experience by defeat — yo u gain exEagle Again Bald Jinx King s 21 0 37 seconds before the half that Jake Morgans and Elmo Kreiser on the §o perience also by winning, watch 2-1 Works to the Tune of Miller s ville 32 7 the victory - minded Huskies go toLichty bucked the line for another front line. "Witchaboo " Lang is expected to take up where he left off Shippensburg Oct. 22 morrow! Once again the one-goal j inx preTD. ) ( away Oct. 29 With a 12-0 lead, the locals receiv- Last week in the Millersville rout. Last Saturday 's decision over Mil- vented the Husky booters from tak- Kutztown ( away) Lycoming Nov. 5 ed the second kick-off and Lang took All this football power adds up to lersyille serves to clarify B. S. T. C. ing the Lock Haven Bald Eagles into (home) E. Stroudsburg Nov. 12 over. On the second play, the speedy another Bloomsburg win and a highstrength on the gridiron. The 1940 camp. The local kickers dropped a back raced 83 yards to paydirt. Des- ly enjoyable Homecoming afternoon. Husky gridders have yet to be de- hard - fought decision last Saturday feated in S.T.C. ball, winning their on Mt. Olympus, this time 2-1 to the Pla yer of the Week ? ? ? perate Millersville tried a pass on the next play from scrimmage and Mat- Homecoming Day eleventh straight loop clash. The last always - tough Lock Haven soccer urani pulled the pigskin out of the team. conference defeat at the hands of a ( Continued from, page 1) soccer new for Husky nothing romped 30 yards for a touchs air and It' opponent was that same Homecomdown to make the score 26-0. At this Raiders of Shippensburg in the tradiing loss to Shippensburg in 1947. teams to be edged by the up-state point , Coach Redman cleared the tional Homecoming Day f o o t b a l l Since then , the teams have rolled school. Two years ago Lock Haven benches. As the quarter faded, the game on Mount Olympus, to avenge over all opposition , going undefeated came down upon Bloomsburg's fold Marauders completed two passes for their defeat at the hands of that last year to extend the win streak to to spoil an otherwise perfect season. their only score. In this sequence of team on Homecoming Day in 1947. 12 games. Wilkes College, earlier The score of that game was also 2-1. Following the football game, the plays, they also made their only firs t Lock Haven scored twice in the this year, ended the streak, but the down of the game. The final touch- scene will shift to Waller Hall lounge, Huskies since have picked up four third period , led by Espy 's "Red" down was chalked up in the fourth where a "Get-Together," an event straight, three of them over confer- Hughes. B.S.T.C. countered late in quarter. Parrell scored on a line which proved extremely popular last ence foes. Sixteen wins in the last th e game on a goal by Dick Gearhart , buck , and the Huskies won again— year will be held. This will give seventeen starts is the over-all Husky but Father Time was on the visitors ' alumni an opportunity to renew old 32-7. side and the clo ck r an ou t befor e th e record. acquaintances and talk over bygone The game last week was an ex- Huskies could tally the tying goal. A doctor , an engineer , and a poli- days. A cafeteria dinner will be West Chester will play host to the ample of Husky power and defense. tician were arguing which of their served in the dining hall at 5:45. Rolling through the opponent's line B.S.T.C. squad this afternoon , as the Climaxing the day 's activities will professions was the oldest. The docfor five and more yards at a time, locals attempt to regain winning be the annual Alumni Dance in the tor said: "Of course, medicine is the the Huskies rolled up 455 yards on ways. Centennial Gym, an informal affair oldest. Mankind always had physithe ground , 22 first downs and their with music by Arnie Dae and his cians , and they are even mentioned highest total score this year, but Predic tion Corner . orchestra. A record-breaking turnout in the Bible." Coach Redman held the score down Ye Olde Predictione Cornere fared "That's nothing, " said the engi- is expected. by clearing the bench of substitutes. crystal ball only fair in last week's neer. "The Bible tells how the world The Huskies turned out to be an efgazings. We hit 14 out of IS for an was created out of chaos, and how fective "Geiger-counter ," holding the average. .777 Missed the 48-13 trouncould there be any order brought out Eppley 's Drug Store highly publicized Millersville backof chaos , without an engineer?" Bob Lang field to one firs t down, that on a for- cing of Navy by Wisconsin. North"Wait a minute ," said the politiMain and Iron Streets ward pass that Tommy Schukis al- western's 21-20 upset over Michigan , upset by Rice, SMU's -11-27 and the you cian. "Who do think created the most nabbed. Joe Curilla, cornered This week's award goes to Bob Bloomsburg, Pa. for a statement to the press, man- 7-7 Tennessee-Alabama tie. This week "Witchaboo" Lang, whose crafty run- chaos?" aged to utter a significant "dug hh ," will bo oven tougher so we've shined ning netted two touchdowns , one before claiming it was perhaps the up ye olde coine for tossing. Here culminating an 83-yard dash , in last HUNGRY OR THIRSTY | For Fast Dependable best Husky game this year. Bill By- goes . . . . ay Saturd 's 32-7 conquest of MillersTry the ham, B. S. T. C. two minute man , Bloomsburg over Shippensburg in the ville. Witch was no end of trouble to DRY CLEANING SERVICE claimed it was "breaks," He referred , 22nd annual Homecoming. Texas Lunch the losers , as he skirted the ends and we believe, to the statement made by Bloomsburg over Lewistown High in sliced off tackle for substantial B.S. D. J. COMUNTZIS Bring Your Clothes To a close one. Bob Thurston, following his homeT.C. gains and constant Millersville 1 I, town team's 56-0 route by Pottsvillo, Navy over Penn (We 're bound to headaches. Navy upset soon). have another that the score came about as the Bob was given a close chase for Minnesota over Michigan (Sticking result of a "few lucky breaks. " honors by John Maturani, Husky necke). out ye olde The Laree Lee Incidentally, Byhain, who had won California over Washington 126 East Main Street , center who turned in a remarkable for the sovon games for last year's undefeat- Ohio Stato over Wisconsin j ob backing up the line. John was — or — ed baseball nine, won 15 and lost Dartmouth over Harvard largest ice cream cone one of the principal factors in holdSee our representatives at the college only 8 for a club In his homo town of Cornell over Princeton ing Millersville to a lone first down in town Dick Gleoklert & Paul Plevyak Itano. He claims It's so cold up there Other gumos briefly: as he incessantly closed the holes bethat ho pitched several gomes wearArmy over Columbia, Tulane over fore the losers ' backs could get ing mittens and ear muffs. Auburn , Texas over Rice, Illinois through , and intercepted a Marauder I Smith -Corona Delicious SPORT SHORTS . . . Joseph Cur- over Purdue , Missouri over Iowa pass for a B.S.T.C. touchdown. ill a, senior football manager, has State , Pitt over Indiana , ( for its fifth PORTABLE TYPEWRITER HAM - PORK - BEEF worked hard to got the position he straight win) Vlllanova over DuA gal wears "Th e World' shorts s Fastest when she can 't BAR-B-QUES holds now. In his last year as man- quosne , Michigan State over Penn play Portable " tennis and a bathing suit when . CURB SERVICE ager, Joe has devoted much time 1o State, (another close one) and Rollooking after the pig-skin pushers . . . lins over Newberry (whoever heard she can't swim. But , when she puts DANCIN G on a wedding gown she means busiApologies to Elm Kreiser, Bob Wal- of them? ) ness. thor and the Von Stettens for stating in last week's paper that Millorsville sat behind us at the game—kept yellis in Cumberland County. The Co- ing, "Plold the Line, Please!" "I know a place where they don't RENT A TYPEWRITER lumbia boys know that Millorsville is Bloomsburg High , SMU, and Michi- wear any thing but a string of beads." Route 11 FROM US Berwick in Lancaster County as is their gan fans are all crying "Wot hop"Yeah, where?" hometown . . . Telephone operator pened" after last weekend. "Around their necks, stupid!" Husky Booters Drop First Decision to Lock Haven Squad ? ? Spick and Span RITTE R ' S ... Stationery White Elep han t BAR-B-Q Have You Heard ? Borrowed Litwhiler 's All-Stars Here on Barnstorming Tour; Down Locals IB -^k^p^j ^^^^fc'" L. XJ \J \J ... Flunk insurance is one of the latest wrinkles to put in its appearance in this collegiate world. Several colleges now have student-sponsored insurance companies which offer a top payment of one dollar for any course flunked by an insured student. Premium rates are computed on the basis of a 'sch olastic morta li t y ta bl e' plus other considerations such as quartile standing and previous courses flunked. Under the plan you have blanket coverage at a special rate, or you may insure merely such perennial mortality boosters as psych, and lit. But it seems that a five-spot from the Campus Casualty Company would be meager consolation in tho face of five big, fat E's. However, if you lived within a two-hundred mile radius of good old; Waterloo U.,; your insurance would probably spare you the embarrassment of writing home for bus fare. Perhaps that's the idea behind the whole scheme. * * * * * The S.P.N.B. Speaks up . . . A new Do gh ouse dep artment , the Society for the Prevention of Neglect to Br ownettes, has been hastily organized to champion the cause of this most unjustly neglected segment of the female population. Fraternities and other irresponsible campus groups are forever lifting hymns of praise to the respective charms of blondes and brunettes, but nary a word is to be heard about all our brown-haired lassies, and this rates a low growl from the Doghouse. An able and characteristically erudite group of fraternity brothers at an eastern college recently engaged themselves in a scholarly discussion on the respective merits of blondes and brunettes. They finally gave the raven-tressed lassies the nod because "t h ey are more aff ect ionate , more tact f u l, and less expensive on dates." Per h aps so, but if you want all this an d h eaven t oo, get yourself a brownette. Besides, they are without equal when it comes to real down-to-earth understanding. sfc ,Tliis Competitive World .- * sfc * * * * Each semester it becomes increasingly more difficult to qualify as a campus character. Time was when a predilection for black shoe-string ties would have been enough to earn one his immortality in the college yearbook, but today such an eccentricity would be considered entirely within the realm of the standard deviation. One is doomed to mere medioex'ity, i t seems, unless his trunk of stage properties includes such a variety of items as cowboy boots, faded dungarees, officer's shirts with epaulets, bow ties which light up in the dark, bow ties which ought to be worn only in the dark , a battered felt hat , a brief case patched up with surgical tape, a mustache— eit h er permanent or d etach abl e, a trench coat of the 'Farewell to Arms' variet y , a pair of shell-rimmed glasses, and , finally, a black Chesterfield coat for wear during dart games in chilly taprooms. But don 't get discouraged if your limited budget won't permit such sartorial refinements. Perhaps some neighbor at home could lend you a Tyrolean peasant's costume which could be converted into a snappy outfit with the aid of your shepherd's plaid sportcoat. But the big difficulty at present seems to lie in being able to distinguish between well-dressed upper classmen and freshmen doing customs penalties. Thank You . . . Thanks to the Doghouse subscribers who have generously welcomed this column back to its old corner on page 4 of the M&G. Knowing that some of you read it and eiyoy it is remuneration thrice over for all time and effort put into it. It is written by one of you for you , an d y our cr i tic i sms an d comments will always be welcome. Studen t teaching and other commitments have narrowly limited the amount of time that can be given to this column, but every effort will be made to continue it and keep its quality up to par. ? * !|! * * Tails Told out of School . . . Our faces are red! We misspelled colonnade in the last issue. Our version of it was 'collonade ,' which must at least be a cross between a Tom Collins arid lemonade. You'd never think wo were En glish majors when you read this paper, would yuh ? . . . Mr. Fenstemakcr has informed the writer that the French have a word for it too. Le Chenil is the Doghouse in French. Perhaps we can get out a French edition one of these days . . . The clock and bell system is still on the blink, but that subject is beginning to get as tiresome as the water fountains . . . It is said that local fraternities are - planning an Interfraternity Ball, which they hope will become the ultradultra social event of the year. Why not call it the Black Ball ? . . . A hasty preview of the 1950 Obiter layout reveals that this year's edition will provide a pleasant surprise . . . Barks for tho Huskies w ho showed their old form of last year in puttin g Millcrsville through tho mill in a manner that left little room for doubt . . . Watch for the five-bark frolic the Frosh are going to throw in the very near future. It bids fair to top last year's "Frosh Follies" Don 't forget Homecoming Day. Let's all turn out and make it tho biggest and best ever ! ! P.SJE.A. Confer ence (Continued from page 1) ;. : i Mr. Harry N. Gasser was acting chairman of the meeting in place of Miss Iva Mae Van Scoyoc, President , who was unable to attend. Members of the Bloomsburg State Teachers College faculty present wore : Dr. North , Dean of Instruction ; Miss I TRY A SUBMARINE! "A Meal in a Sandwich" Rose and Walt 's 364 East Street — Phone 9109 Hazon , Director of Elementary Education ; Dr. Englehardt , Director of Secondary Education ; Mr. Hallisy, Head of tho Business Department. Meet Your Friends at Rea & Der ick's i Seth McClintock Shoe Repair Shop Hrs.-7:30-5:30 223 Iron St, : MUSICAL MAESTROS. The male residents of Waller Hall have finally decided tj reveal their musical talent. At n ight the maestros assemble, with pitch pipes in hand , an d sen d forth harmonics. Right now the musi.ians have become infected with the Christmas spiiit; and a familiar melody issuing through the corridors of the dormitory is "Jingle Bells," sung to the accompaniment of several tuneful alarm clocks. \J V.J \J L ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^E by Don Butcofsky EEE^EE^i^EEi: What about a 'Bloomsburg- Classroom Casualty Company?' by rlarie Mivttls Banter . . Complaint from tenant to land-c lor d : "If you won't have the faucete fixed and roof repaired , will yoir> please move the bath tub under then leak in the roof?" —Campus Iteflectoro Looki n g over t h e assortment of o new perfumes as, "Take Me," "My[; Sin ," "Breathless," and a myriad oh other lurid names, tho shy, youngij girl asked the sales clerk , "Haven 't' you anything for a beginner?" ALL WET. Norma Hinderliter has —University of Maryland < recently acquired an aversion for water. When Norma entered the A dumb girl is a dope. A dope is a; deep water in the Gym . pool last drug. Doctors give dope to relieve ! week, she suddenly discovered that pain. Therefore a dumb girl is just: she had lost sight of the atmosphere. what the doctor ordered. .When the breathless young lady tried —Yale Record t to regain a mite of much needed oxygen, she found herself entirely Ted: "How come redheaded women " circumscribed by a very wet environalways marry quiet men?" ment. Finally, Heroine Naomi Clark Danny Litivhiler Ned : "They don 't. The poor guys discovered the plight of the submergget that way afterwards." One of Bloomsburg 's most disting- ed girl and rescued her from the —Wisconsin Octopus * uished alumni made a premature aquatic depths. h omecom i n g Octo b er 5, when the Mother: "Daughter, d ear , your esWELCOME R E T U R N . Many a Pennsylvania Major League All-Stars happy note was emitted when Don cort brought you home very late last performed in an exhibition tilt on Mt. (Doghouse) Butcofsky announced his night." Olympus. Daughter : "Yes, it was late, mothreturn to the Maroon and Gold clan Danny Litwhiler, Class of 1938, for another year. Some appreciative er. Did the noise disturb you?" Mot h er : "No, the silence." and present member of the Cincin- readers have told me of their plans —Penn State Frosh nati Reds, returned to the site of his to ask Santa to bring Don a new early baseball days , bringing with "Barker" pen and pencil set for him a talented group of "big leag- Christmas. Waiter : "Pardon me, lady, but uers," including Del Ennis, Charley C O M P L A I N T D E P A R T M E N T . your husband just slid under the Kress, Ron Northey, Bobby Rhawn Young ladies who deplore the neces- table." (a Catawissa product) , Paul Minner, Lady: "Sh«h -h ! That wasn't my sity of signing in and out , please take Danny Murtaugh, Carl Furilla, Ray note. husband. My husband just came in At Penn State (as late as Mueller, Bobby Shantz, and Hank 1883 ) , gentlemen were required to the door." Borowy. The All-Stars slugged their obtain permission from the College —Sundial way to a 13-0 victory over the President in order to accompany Bloomsburg Moose, in a seven-inning ladies beyond the building doors. The relatives of a supposedly wealcontest that ended because of darkthy man were gathered to hear his GAIETY GALORE. With the reness. will. It contained but one line : "Becent room judging, dorm party, and The All-Stars are on a month long ing of sound mind, I sp ent every Homecoming preparations, the womwith Pennsylvania cities, tour of damned cent I had!" Bloomsburg the starting point and en's section of Waller Hall has be—Dodo come the scene of much merrymakheadquarters. ing. Some coeds have been forced to The Caller: (a young man) : "So re d uce t h e "beauty sleep" hours on Miss Ethel is your oldest sister. Who their time budgets . . . temporarily, comes after her?" of course. Small Boy : "Nobody ain't come A WISH FOR SUCCESS to Joe yet; but papa says the firs t fellow The Alpha Delta Chapter of Pi Curilla who is editing this year's that comes can have her." Ome ga P i, N a t i o n a l Pro f essiona l Obiter. Next Monday, Seniors will Commerc ia l E d u c a t i on Fratern i t y , begin having their pictures taken for "Well, of all t h e nerve ," she said as held the firs t meeting of this year in the publication. "Watch the birdie" she slapped his face. "Don 't ever tr y the social rooms of Science Hall last wil l b e t h e p asswor d i n Room K , tho to kiss me again." Thursday. The Fraternity meets the site where the photos will bo taken. "All right," h e repl i ed meekly , "if e nin g o f ever y secon d Th urs d ay ev CAMPUS CHAMPIONS. Mary that's the way you feel about it , get month at 7 p.m. Jane Dorsey , Joh n Klotsko , and Max off my lap." —Utah Unique The president opened the meeting Kaplan seem to hold the campus with a welcome to all new members, ch am p ions h i p s i n t h ei r respective Tourist: "White man glad to see an d expressed regret for the absence categories of knitting, checker playred man. White man hope big chief who were stubei^s oV several mem ing, and cheering at football games. feel tip-top this morning," dent teachin g at Williamsport. Plans N E W ARRIVALS. Following in (calling) : "Hey, Joe , come Indian were made for the coming year and the steps of the Cortrights are tho here and listen. This jerk is great." future programs were discussed. Robert E. Wiiliams and the John —Dodo The officers for the comin g year Cagoudiscs. The Williams have been are as f ollows: President , Ed ward blessed with an eight pound girl, Lucille : "Why did you quit your Messa ; Vice President, Paul Plevyak; Cynthia Loo, born in Bloomsburg job?" " Secretary, Dorothy Grifasi ; TreasurHospital. Mrs. Williams is the former Mary : "Th e boss was so bow-leger , Emory Rarig; Sponsor , Mr. Earl Carolyn Hower. ged , I fell through his lap!" Gehrig, Refreshments were served while Co-ed: "I'd like to see the captain tho members participated in several Doily Madison Ice Cream of this ship." games of Bridge and Pinochle. Lunches - Mag azines Sailor: "He's forward , Miss." Co-ed: "That' s all right. This is a You can 't kiss a girl unexpectedly. pleasure trip, anyhow." The nearest you can come to it is 251 West Main Street , , , if kiss her sooner than expected. )1- Pi Omega Pi Cha pter Elects New Officer s HOPPES' ¦ -,, — - — — — . . - ! — ¦ ¦ ¦— . - I ¦ ¦—. — ¦ ! II - ! .- .. .. 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