of

Men's Glee Club Presents
| He Is Risen ! | Spring Assembly Program
Andy Mack Trio and
Campus Four Featured
In Varied Music-Fest

Without a doubt the Easte r
story is one of the most beautiful
ever told, and [or sheer power and
force of language and incident it
is riva led only by the story of the
Nativity itself. Though it involves
in its entirety only three days and
three nig hts, in it is to be found
the grea t allegory of the whole
human existence. It is the ep ic of
the ultimate triumph of Hope over
Despa ir and the final victory of
Lif e over Death.
It begins with the solemnity of
the Last Supper , which is quickly
followed by the betrayal , the tria l,
I and the crucifixion. Then as night
drew near on that fateful day,
three crosses standing on the brow
of a hill framed themselves aga inst
| the last red g low of the fading
j twilight. Upon two of them hung
dy ing malefactors , and between
them hung the lifeless Galilean ,
| whose greatest crime was that He
broug ht a message of hope and
S encouragement to a suffering hu; manity. And as the inscrutable
{ darkness of night settled upon
those J udean foothills, a greater
and more inscrutable da rkness settled in the hearts of those who had
followed this man through the
three brief years of his ministry.
The few friends who remained
after all other had fled in grief or
in terro r took the broken body fro m
its cross and tenderl y interred it
in a sepulcher. Then, weeping and
numb with grief, they turn ed and
walked into the darkness — the
da rkness of the nig ht and the more
encompassing darkness of despair.
There is little need to recount
the series of events which followed. For as all the world knows,
three days later the miracl e of the
Resurrection took p lace: Life suffered Death to be bom again , and
Hope rose from the dust of Despair into which it had been trampled.
Since that morning in an age
long ago. Easter has become the
season when the snow-white lily
of Pa radis e blooms again , an eternal symbol of Resurrection. It is
the season when we should search
our hearts and examin e closely
what we f ind there. It is the season
for the edificatio n of self, for the
uplifting of the soul within us. It
is the season for the triumphant
cry of victory to echo in our
hearts
He is risen!

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Hoch Ban quet Speaker

Dean of Men John A. Hoch was
the featured speaker at the annual
Basketball Banquet of the FallsOverfleld High School at Mill City,
Thursday , April 7. The affair is an
event given each year In honor of the
boys' and girls' basketball squads ,
which have recently been turning In
very successful seasons. The boys '
team won the Susquo-Wyomlng
League championship with twelve
straigh t victories during the season ,
but were defeated by Bonton High
School In the District 12 Class C
Playoffs.

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EASTER

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VACATION
The Easter vacation will begin
at tho close of classes, Saturday ,
April 9, and will end at 8 o'clock,
Wednesday morning, April 20.

Maroon and Gold Band Plays
Concert in April 5 Chapel

Pr incipals in Recent Conf erence Here ? ? ?

J azz , Bowman Solo
Hi-Spot in Martial
And Modern Musicale

Adding another to a series of sucA variety of choral selections was
cessful musical assembly programs of
presented by the Men 's Glee Club of
the y ear, the entertainment on the
as
that
organization
College
the
stagmorning
of April 5 was provided by
ed its Spring Program before the Colthe
Maroon
and Gold Band. Appearlege Community in th e March 31 asing with the organization as its direcsembly. The group is under the ditor , f or th e fir st time sin ce 1942, was
rection of Miss Harriet M. Moore ,
Mr.
Howard F. Fenstemaker, fa cu lty
and is accompanied by Norma Lee
member
who is well known about the
McCormick. Special 'features of the
campus
for
his versatility in music as
program were provided by the "Camwell as in languages. A baritone solopu s Four," popular male quartet , and
ist and a small instrumental group
the "Andy Mack Trio ," another wellfeatured on the program, which
were
known campus musical group.
, as it progressed, by
was
announced
The entire assembly stood as the
Mr. Fenstemaker.
glee club opened its program with the
Miss Ruth Von Bergen, a member
"Alma Mater ," sung a capella. Conof the band, and also a member of
tinuing in a solemn vein , the group
the student assembly committee, read
,
Now
,
offered next "May
Thy Spirit "
the scripture lesson of the morning.
by Clark.
Opening the concert was a spirited
Taking the center of the stage
march,
"American s We ," which was
ne x t , "The Campus Four" began its
characterized by a change of tempo
part of the program with "A Pastorin the final bars. A medley of Victor
al-," a seemingly sober song with close
Herbert airs, arranged by M. L. Lake ,
proharmony and a twist of text that
included
such familiar favorites as
vided a clever ending. As a second
,
,
and
Mr.
Harry
F.
Mr.
Garner
Ralph
R.
Fields
"Toyland"
and "Italian Street Song, "
Shown above are Dr.
number, the quartet presented a real
barber shop harmony arrangement Stewart C. Hulslander. Fields and Hulslander were the featured speakers and featured a baritone solo on one
of "Solomon Levi and the Spanish at the Secondary Education Conference held here recently. Mr* Garner wm air. Altho ugh only three in number,
the members of the trombone section
Cavalier," in the final chorus of which director of the affair.
proved that they were lacking noththe first tenor ignored the Solomon
ing as they held forth in "Trombones
Levi verse being sung by the other
Triumphant," a march.
three , as he gave all his attention to
Murmurs of approval ran through
a rendition of the Spanish Cavalier.
the
audience as Thomas Bowman
Surprisingly enough , the group ended
again pleased and delighted the
once
together, and turned to a Golden
college audience with his ease and
Gate Quartet arrangement of "Babymastery of the baritone horn, an inlon's Falling" as its closing selection.
An annou ncement from the Dean
Twenty Campvis Girls Are
str
u ment not orious to b andsmen f or
of Instruction's office last week stat(Continued on nage 3)
Chosen As Models for
its
difficulty in handling. His rendied that workshops in the fields of
Annual Clothing Exhibit
Zephyrs" served to
Business, Secondary, and Elementary tion of "Atlantic
why
indicate
this
artist has been
Twenty models have been selected Education will be an important fea1949-50 C.G.A. Head
chosen
to
participate
in the All-state
and are in training for the annual t u re o f the 1949 Su mmer Sessions .
past several
Band
Festival
for
the
College Fashion Show to be held this The workshop type of course is beyears.
Miss Von Bergen was his piano
y ear on Frid ay, April 29, at 8:00 p.m., coming increasingly popular in the
accompanist.
Auditorium.
in the Carver Hall
education of teachers-in-service, and
"Wh er e or Wh en " added a touch
Because a number of the models those to be offered at the College this
of
modern music to the program as
who participated in the show last summer will include group discusyear have been graduated or have sions, field trips, lectures by national- the band presented a concert arrangeleft school for other reasons a num- ly-known authorities, and observa- ment of this lately popular number.
Introduced next in the line of enber of new ones have been chosen on tions in the campus laboratory
tertainment
were the "Seven Sizzthe basis of appearance, personality, schools.
]ers, " known for the morning as the
poise, size, and color of hair. The
The Summer Session will again inmodels who will appear in this year's clude a three-week pre-session, a reg- "Six Sizzlers and a Substitute," owing to the absence of the regular
show a re : Dor othy Cedor , Mary Ann ular six-week session, and a postpianist. A j azz combo, the group
Stewart , Nancy Swartz, Barbara session of three weeks. The pre- presented
two original arrangements
Sherman , Madelyn Schalles, Dorothy session will begin Monday, June 6;
were well-received and resoundThomas, Yerdis Ellison , Margaret the regular six-week session will be- that
ingly
applauded by the audience.
Chambers, Lois Dzuris, Kathleen Mit- gin Monday , June 27. The post-session '
(Continued on page 3)
chell, Susan Dreibelbis , Geraldine
4)
(Continued
on
page
Hess, Mary K. Shoemaker , Joyce
MacDougall , Helyn Burlingame, JoChapter Written By
anne Vanderslice, Doris Gilday, Zita
President Andruss To
Cortright , Joan Grazell, Diane Sny- VA Advises Veterans
,
Delphine
,
Margaret
Kashuba
der
To M ake Arrangements Appear in New Man ual
Pictured above is Itleluird Wagner
who was recently elected president of Buss, and Jane McCullough.
For Summer School
A chapter on "Obj ectives and Philtho Community Government Associa- The International Wool Secretariat
osophies
of Business Education ,"
of New York and London furnished a
Veterans planning to go to summer
tion for the coming year.
wool Wedding party which was fea- school under the GI Bill should begin written by Dr. Harvey A. Andruss,
tured in the show last year, and this now to make necessary arrangements President of the College, will be conin the Student Handbook and
Noted Lecturer Speak s year's feature is expected to be even fo Veterans Administration certific- tained
Course
of Study Manual in Business
ates of eligibility, VA said recently.
At College on Present more spectacular. I
c
A veteran already in school under Education. The publication will go to
Issues in Palestine
the GI Bill who intends to continue press during May and will be availf
or
!
Hop
Corsages
No
his education this summer in a differ- able for distribution before the beNoted jo urnalist , author , and lecFLASH!! B.S.T.C. girls, by a ent school should apply as soon as ginning of the next school year.
turer Harold Mnnson spoke at the
The Manual is the first publication
College last Monday, April 4, under practically and practical unanim- possible for a supplemental certificate by the Department of Public Instructho sponsorship of the American ous vote , out-lawed corsages for of eligibility.
tion since 1937, when Bulletin # 102,
They must have supplemental certi- entitled "Organization and AdminisChristians for Palestine Club. The the annual Freshman Hop ! The
lecture was given at 7:00 p.m. in the dance, under the theme, "April ficates before they can be admitted to tration of Commercial Education in
Showers," will be held in the Cen- new schools or courses, VA said.
social rooms of Science Hull.
Secondary Schools," was issued by a
tennial Gymnasium , Friday, April
Application forms for the certific- committee of which Dr. Andruss was
Manson vvus formerly director of 22, with Lee Vincent providing
information for the American Zionist music for dancing from 9:00 until ates may be obtained from the regis- a member.
Emergency Council for five years, 12:00.
trar's office at their school or from
Other chapters will be written by
any
VA
office.
and recently served as director of
educators
of the State, and other conGordon Kemp, president of the
political and public relations activities freshman class, will act as general
After a veteran has filled out the tributors will be several faculty memof the Jewish Agency for Palestine in chairman. His assistants are the application , he should send it to the bers of the College, among them
the Western Hemisphere. His lecture following committee chairmen : VA regional office having jurisdiction Richard G. Hallisy, Head of the Busihero analyzed the vital issues In Is- Edward Sharkln , Ticket Commit- over the school he now Is attending. ness Education Department , and Walrael at the present time.
Veterans planning to attend sum- ter S. Ryglel.
tee; Sidney Ruffalo, Publicity ;
Mrs. Manson , an Israeli, is accom- Mary , Do Matt , Refreshments; mer school in the same institution in
John R. Haubert , Chief of Companying her husband on tho tour of George Vltl , Orchestra; and Mary- which they now are enrolled do not mercial Education , Department of
colleges In tho Eastern United Stales, ann Stewart , Decorations.
need a supplemental certificate to Public Instruction , will direct the
and is un authority on art,
re-enroll.
compilation of the Manual.
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Daily Life Theme Workshop Courses
Will Be Guide for To Be Featured in
April Fashion Show '49 Summer Session

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N.S.A. Asks Congress for Legislation
On Federall y Finan ced Scholarships

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FASHION FLASHES ' CONCERNING
by Aleki Comuntzis
April showers bring May flowe rs— EASTER CUSTOMS

And that isn't all. They bring out all
the girls in their gay rainwear.
This year designers are turning
ugly, dreary, rain days into brighter,
happy days by garbing the women of
America in highly fashionable yet
very practical rainwear.
Firs t, let' s take a look at raincoats.
Most manufacturers are distributing
goods that do not look like rainwear.
With the aid of the water repellent
process all types of materials are being styled into coats and capes which
are really all-weather clothes. Therefore designers are able to let their
imaginations run away with them in
regard to color and fabric.
With the coat as a basis the designers have topped their designs with an
attractive head covering such as a
hood or beret. We women want to
keep our hair presentable at all
times; and we don't mind , in fa ct we
enj oy, wearing an attractive hat or
hood which will make us look pretty.
Remember the time when we got
our feet wet because we wouldn 't
wear ugly rubbers and clumsy boots.
Now, however, we find boots in all
colors and styles. Rubbers are made
to match raincoats or umbrellas.
Some are even styled like shoes.
So now we go gaily into the rain
wearing our raincoats which make
us look as attractive as" we do in our
best black crepe, with our feet dry
and neatly shod. Resting chipperly
on our shoulders are colorful parasol
bunded by flirtatious ruffles or coy
scallops.
So out into April we go with a
srhile on our lips and dry clothes on
our backs, looking as enchanting as
the May flowers that will soon be
smiling at the sun.
The Three Bears —-1948 Version

One day the three bears returned
home from a walk in the woods. Papa
Bear looked in the cupboard and
bellowed, "Who's been drinking my
whiskey?"
Mama Bear 1hen looked in the cupboard and wailed, "Wh o's been drinking my whiskey?"
Baby bear said, "Hie!"

by Marie Mattis

Almost everyone is acquainted with
the belief s and customs which prevail
during the Easter season. For many
years, both young and old have
though t of the season as the time for
the Easter Bunny or the time for
dyeing eggs.
The latter custom is an extremely
aneient one. Both the early Egyptians
and Hebrews are believed to have
presented eggs to each other as a
symbol of peace. Le Brun has traced
the custom back to the Persians.
These Persians, writes Le Brun , celebra ted their New Year at the same
time that the Christians celebrated
Easter. During the festivities the
Persians exchanged eggs; the Chrisians began to imitate the custom.
Another writer says that eggs are
used at Easter because a chick' s
breaking its way through a shell is
not unlike the Lord's breaking his
way out of the dark earth.
In some places today, people have
the custom of taking dyed eggs to
church to have them blessed. After
this blessing, the eggs are carried
home where they occupy the main
dish at the Easter meal. It is considered un-Christian for anyone ta refuse to partake of this food.
The origin of the Easter Bunny is
more certain than that of the Easter
Egg. Legends of ancient Egypt reveal that the hare is the symbol of
the moon. In 325 A.D. Constantine
and the Council of Nicea decided that
Easter should be the first Sunday
after the first full moon after the
twenty-first day of March. Since the
moon played such an important part
in determining Easter day, the hare,
too, became prominent. In this country there are no hares ; as a result ,
we have substituted the rabbit or
"bunny. "
These beliefs concerning the Easter
Bunny and Easter Eggs are only two
of many that prevail. No matter how
strange some of these beliefs may
seem, all of them aid in making the
holiday more entertaining nnd more
enjoyable.

Remember the

"Civilian G.L Bill" Would
Provide Direc t Support fo r
300,000 College Students

The U. S. National Student Association has called upon Congress to
enact legislation to provide a nalion&l
program of federally financed scholarships for approximately 300,000 college students. The "Civili an G. I. Bill"
would provide for direct support to
the individual on the basis of need
and ability, and would be administered by the states without discrimination as to race, cr eed , economic or
social status.
The purpose of the NSA program
was outlined by its National Executive Committee as a means of "removing further the economic barriers
to education and enabling our f m ost
competen t and gifted youth to obtain
for themselves and for society the
maximum benefits to be gained from
higher education. "
The more than 700,000 students
represented in NSA through 289 colleges and universities were called upon to exert full support for such legislation in a report by the Association 's
Nation al Commission on Educational
Problems. The urgent need was
stressed by the commission when it
indi cated that another 10 percent increase in genera l tuition was to fee
expected for the coming year in addition to the average of 28 per cent
since 1939. The report added that:
1. Veteran enrollments , which have
decreased some 17 per cent in the
past year, were expected to end by
1956. Federal appropriations under
the present G.I. Bill should be diverted , coincident with this decrease, to
non-veteran students of ability and
npp rl

2. Despite current enrollment of
more than 2,400,000, 75 per cent of
the nation 's 17-18 year old group
were not enrolled in colleges. Some
50 per cent of this group are in families whose income is below $3,000
per ann um. Average tuition and living costs at college ranging between
$750 and $1,000 yearly indicate the
pressing need for financial aids.
NSA has launched its program on
three levels. In the first two, its member colleges and regional organizations have been culled upon to solicit
public and congressional support for
national scholarship legislation.
On th e nation a l lev el , the followi ng
steps have been taken :
1. The staff of NSA has appealed
to House and Senate Committees to
recommend national scholarship legislation.
2. The NSA Subcommission on legislation in Washington is preparing
to circularize all individual members
of Congress to enlist their support.
3. The staff of NSA is studying
pending legislation before Congress
and will prepare recommendations
for the National Executive Committee on the endorsement of specific
measures,
Stating that "We have come a long
way from the days when college was
an experience reserved for the specially gifted or the financially able",
Eugene G. Schwartz, NSA Vice Presi-

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College Represented at
1st Annual Convent ion
of Pennsylvania F.T.A *
The Oscar Hugh Bakeless Chapter
of the Fut ure Teachers of America
was represented at the State Teachers College at Millersville in the firs t
annual convention of the Pennsylvania Future Teachers of America on
March 25 and 26, 1949. Bloomsburg
was represented by Miss Nerene
Middlesworth , Elementary . Education ,
Doyle Johnson , Secondary Education ,
Richard Grimes and Emory Rarig,
Jr ., Business Ed ucation , and Miss Edna J. Hazen , Director of Elementary
Education , Sponsor.
Principal speakers were Mrs. Wilda Faust , National Secretary of the
Nation al Education Association , Doctor Eugene Berlin , Assistant Executive Secretary of the Pennsylvania
State Education Association , and
Doctor Charles E. Swope , President of
the State Teachers College at West
Chester.
The purpose of this organization is
to establish closer relationship with
the Pennsylv ania State Education Association and the National Education
Association in order to provide professional background , professional
growth , and leadership training.
A constitution was adopted making
provision for a president , a firs t vicepresident , a second vice-president , a
secretary-treasurer, and an executive
council consisting of three members
at large. Among the officers elected
were Elbert Knorr, President , from
STC West Chester, and Miss Alice
Wagner, Secretary-treasurer, from
STC Millersville.
An in terested group of about 150
college and high-school students from
FTA chapters throughout the state of
Pennsylvania discussed problems of
organization , activities, and projects.
One of the most outstanding topics
of discussion was the organization of
FTA clubs in high schools. A notable
feature was the large number of
high-school students in attendance ,
with the largest delegation from
Pi ttsburgh. Faculty sponsors and
student counselor's offered valuable
suggestions as to methods of arousing enthusiasm in local FTA chapters.
Among the teachers colleges represented at Millersville were Shippensburg, West Chester, Cl a rion , East
Stroudsburg, and Indi ana. Others
were Albright , Juniata , Ursinus ,
Franklin and Marshall, Elizabethtown College, Thiel College, and Duquesne University.
dent for Educational Problems, presented the Association 's views in
communications to Senator Elbert D.
Thomas (D. Utah) and Representative John Lesinski (D. Mich.), Chairmen of the Senate and House Committees dealing with educational legislation. NSA has offered to appear
before these committees in future
hearings,

Everybody Is Happy about the

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April Showers Ball
Sponsored by the Freshman Class

J mor Pro m

April 22, 1949 .

Frida y, May 6, 1949

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Music by
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Looking at
Literature
by Robert A. Baylor
The art, or sport , as you will , of
bullfighting seems to have caught the
f ancy of the litera ry world lately.
Tw o re cent n ovels , "The Moment of
Tr u th ," by Storm Jameson , and "The
Hou r of Tr u th ," by David Davidson
make use of the symbolic words
which signify the clima x or denouement of t he bullfigh t as their titles.
(The moment of or hour of tr uth in
the bullfight is that instant when the
charging bull and the sword-wielding
man are one complete entity, from
which either man or bull will not
emerge alive.) Along with these two
titles , we find a novel, "The Brave
Bu lls," by Tom Lea, which concerns
the life of a Mexi can matador.
Lea 's novel has been runnin g serially in the Atlantic Monthly. In the
third installment, in the April issue,
Lea advances, as all who write of
bullfighting inevitably do, his arguments for classing bullfighting as an
art. Lea knows his subj ect and his
arguments are sound. - Anyone who
wishes to read the arguments without
reading the complete novel should
turn to pages 64 and 65 of the April
issue.
This week's New Yorker features
an interesting, though overly-dramatic , profile of Sidney Franklin , the
Brooklyn-born matador. It recounts
Franklin's adventures as a bullfighter
and as an intimate of bullfighting's
greatest press-agent , Ernest Hemingway. Hemingway has remarked that
he would like to write the story of
Franklin 's life, but that he would
leave it for Franklin himself to do.
Certainly it would make interesting
reading, though if anyone but Franklin does it , we can hope that he does
not attempt to over-dramatize the
already dramatic, as has the writer
of the piece in the New Yorker.
(Hemingway has written a "Short
Estimate of Sidney Franklin As A
Matador." It is inclined as a separate
chapter of "Death in the Afternoon. ")
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If yo u 're going to New York over
the vacation and are looking for 1 some
bargains in new and second - hand
books , y ou w ill find twen t y or thir t y
excellent book-stores between FortySecond a nd Si xt ieth Stre et s on Si x th
Avenue.

"College Hour " Broad casts Concert by Men 's
Glee Club on April 4
"The College Hour " on Monday,
April 4, presented a program by the
Men's Glee Club , under the direction
of Miss Harriet M. Moore, The selections, with a few changes, were the
same as those presented in the morning assembly of the previous Thursday, March 31.
Opening the half hour of song was
the "Alma Mater , " followed by "Mny
Now Thy Spirit. "
"The Campus Four" included as
their selections "A Pastoral," "Marjorie," and "Babylon 's Falling. "
Continuing with selections from
current and recent Broadway musicals, the glee club offered "You 'll
Never Walk Alone," from "Carousel ;"
"Come to Me, Bend to Me," fr om
"Erig adoon ;" and , "The Rangers'
Song, " from "Rio Rita. "
Featured soloist of the performance
was Joseph Curilla , baritone, who
sang Victor Herbert's "Thine Alone."
As the final group of numbers, the
group offered "Roadways ," "A ura
Lee," and "The Battle Hymn of the
Republic." The final arrangement is
from the Waring Glee Club Series.
Accompanying the club was Miss
Norma Lee McCormick. Serving as
assistant accompanist was Miss Margaret Rose Roberta. Ed Mackiewicz
was student announcer for the pro gram, which was broadcast through
the facilities of radio station WCNR.

Bloom sburg Diamondmen Test Prowess at Fort Meade Today

SIDELINES
IN SPORTS . . .

by Wayne Von Stetten

The Bloomsburg Huskies open
their 1949 season this afternoon at
Fort Meade, Maryland , meeting the
stvong and highly-touted Second Army aggregation fro m I.clow the Mason and Dixon Line. It should be an
enjoyable trip ' for our boys in many
ways. Military camps and bases have
become quite proficient recently in
entert aining visiting teams or entertainers. Don't become too enthralled ,
fellas , at all the fancy splendor shown
you and forget yo u have a ball game
to snare. Good luck, team , in your
q uest for a victory in the season 's
opener.
Bart 's oilers are continuing: to roll
along* in post season competition.
Their latest triumph was a 62-34 rout
of Turse Cigars of Hazleton in the
semi-finals of the Hazleton Invitational Tournament. Charley Boyer
continues to throw 'em through the
hoops—coming* through with 23 goals
in Tuesday 's victory.
Then , too , there is the fine Berwick
V.F.W. quintet , which boasts several
key members from th e Bloomsburg
campus. The upriver cagers are currently in Anderson , Indiana , to participate in the national Veterans of
Foreign Wars basketball tournament.
At this writing there are no results
of the opening round , pitting Berwick
against the fast-stepping Winamac
team of Central Indiana.
Those of you who witnessed the
volleyball playoffs in our Centennial
Gym last Saturday will agree that a
lesson was to be had in how to play
volleyball correctly. Those lads from
North York displayed a multitude of
skills in walking off with the championship.
In a letter to Eddie Schuyler , the
amiable Sports Editor of the local
Morning Press, Eddie Allegar, who
performed brilliantly for Husky Nines
during the past two seasons , explained living and playing conditions from
his training base in Sanford , Florida.
Quoting a portion of Eddie 's letter.—
"We work out from ten in the morning until about one in the afternoon.
Those three hours are full of running,
throwing, hit ting, and infield work.
These managers and coaches have a
knack of making everyone work up a
sweat."
"Our quarters here are really OK.
We live in a converted Navy barracks. There are six of us in a room.
Everything is paid for here — our
meals , rooms, laundry, dry cleaning',
etc."
"In the afternoon , another chap
and I usually play golf , which is also
provided for by the Giants. I'm j ust
learning golf , so I'm pretty grateful
for the opportunity. The greatest
problem around here seems to be
finding something to do with our
sVare time. All in all , though , it's a
swell setup and I'm awfully grateful
for the experience. Whether I ever
make the big leagues or not , I' m sure
this is not time wasted."
"Wo will ho In Spring training; until about the twenty-first of April. I
can 't toll you what my chances are.
There is plenty of competition here,
as you probably know. Providing I

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Green Team Hopes To
Repeat 1948 Win As
Few Veterans Return
A green Maroon and Gold track
and field team will j ourney to Scranton April 21, to attempt to repeat
last y ear 's win over Scran ton University in the 1949 season opener. Rehearsals which opened two weeks ago
are being counted upon to give the
Huskies enough much needed experience to come off victorious in the
first meet on a six-engagement card.
The team will be built around the
few veterans returning from last year,
and several standout freshmen who
reported for reh earsals under the
Maroon and Gold for the firs t time
this spring, and a considerable
amou nt of work ar ou nd the Navy
Hall cinder trail will be necessary before the April 21 meet. Veteran
weightmen Tom Donan- and Elmer
Kreiser, both Husky football wheels,
are expected to repeat last year's
better-than-average performances in
the shot-put, discus, and j avelin.
Other recruits who showed up on
the training field for rehearsals were
Bob Conrad, sprinter;. Bob LePard,
quarter miler and letterman in the
220; Tom McAndrew, two miler; Ted
Krensavage, distance runner; Bill
Stratton , javelin flinger; Ray Popick,
dash and low hurdle artist; Ed Skowronski, pole vault; and Arthur Urban , half miler.
Attracting much attention in early
workouts were four freshmen with
considerable experience in schoolboy
play. One of them, Dave Evans, put
the shot 45 feet in high school. Frank
Womer vaulted eleven feet with the
aid of a pole in schoolboy competition
last year. Billy Gilbert set a mark in
the quarter mile j ust under 54 seconds , and another in the 220 near 24
seconds. The fourth frosh is Al Eremick, who se sho t and discus work
look very good.

Speaks at Sports Fete
Featured speaker at the annual
Sports Dinner of the Sunbury YMCA
will be John A. Hoch, College Dean
of Men and public relations director.
The dinner will be held Friday, April
22 , and will honor all participants in
the extensive Sunbury YMCA sports
program.
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have no injuries or chronic Irritations,
I feel I can make the team. And I
sure intend to give my best."
We are well aware of the interest
that Eddie 's progress has created
among his B.S.T.C. friends, and with
that in mind we, and the entire College Community, wish Eddie the best
of luck.
NOTES FROM HERE AND THERE :
Curt Miller, the former Sports Editor
of the Maroon and Gold, and a very
good one we might add , is now pursuing the typo of, sports writing ho
always wished to do. He is currently
writing for tiio Ithaca Journal and
doing a fine job. . . Don 't forget the
1940 track team opens their season
against the University of Scranton
immediately following the Easter vacation. . , Until next time, Sports
fans — Plug the Huskies I

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High School Teams Vie
Fo.r P.LA.A.Title in
SemUFinals at College
North York High School won the
three-team touranment at the College
last Saturday, and gained the right
to represent Eastern Pennsylvania in
tne State Finals in P.I.A.A. volleyball. The efficient District 3 team
kno ck ed ou t Swarth more, District 1
t itlist , and New Milford , of District
12. In the first set, New Milford bilked Swarthmore for two straight
games, North York took two fr om
New Milford , and t hen* the two losers played off for the ri&ht to meet
York* for the Eastern Crown.
Swarthmore took this playoff in
three sets, 16-14, 13-15, 15-11, but
North York hammered the District
1 team in the finals and grabbed the
Eastern title.
The state championship games will
be played today in the Recreation
Hall at the Pennsylvania State College.

College Nine To Take Held
Against Second¦Army Team

Hoch and Redman Talk
At Testimonial Dinner
For Danville YM.C.A.
John Hoch, Dea n of Men , and R.
B. Redman , head football coach of the
College addressed the more than sixty persons who attended the Danville
Y.M.C.A. Senior basketball league
banquet on April 4, in the Mausdale
Reformed Church.
Mr. Hoch's speech stressed the "big
four" of competitive athletics , naming them as player attitude , teamwork , conditioning, and hard work.
It contained, also, anecdotes from
the field of sports.
Coach Redman told of experiences
in the coaching field , and paid tribute to the type of work being done
by the senior activities of the Danville Y.M.C.A.
Members of the board of directors ,
le agu e offi cial s, team sponsors , and
ref erees were introduced by Henry
Hostelly, Secretary of the Y.M.C.A.
who served as toastmaster.

L.S.A. Meeting Features
"Campus Four" Singers Men's Glee Club
And Talk on Insurance Presents Program
The regular meeting of the Lutheran Student Association , which was
held in the social rooms of the Luth^
eran Church Monday evening at 5:30,
was highlighted by the songs of "The
Campus Four," the well-known college q uartet consisting of "Chuck"
Edwards, first tenor , Dick Wagner,
second t enor, Emory Rarig, Jr ., baritone , and Jack Wintersteen , bass.
Among the numbers given by the
quartet were "Night Shadows Falling," "All through the Night," and
"I'm Climbing up the Mountain ,
Children."
The speaker of the evening was
Mr. Samuel Rarig, of Catawissa, who
is general agent for the United Lutheran Brotherhood Insurance Corporation of America. He gave a very interesting presentation of the Biblical
origins of insurance and the nature
of some of our present-day savings
and protective insurance plans. He
closed with the statement that , according to the statistics of the Corporation , Lutherans, on the average,
live longer !
The meeting closed with a prayer
by Pastor Edgar D. Ziegler.

VETERANS . . .

Four in every ten veterans in training under the G.I. Bill and Public
Law 16 on March 1 were enrolled in
colleges and universities, the Veterans Administration announced recently.
Total number of Public Law 16 and
G.I. Bill trainees was 2,469,250. Of
these, college students numbered
1,001,265.
Ninety-two percent of the veteranstudents in colleges, or 929,735 were
enrolled under the G.I. Bill. The remaining 71,530 were disabled veterans training under Public Law lfi.
It requires 66 muscles to frown and
47 to smile ; save the difference. If
God Intended that we should talk
more than hear, He would have given
us two mouths and one ear.
—Campus Reflector

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Members of the quartet are Charles
Edwards and .Richard Wagner, tenors ,
and Emory Rarig and Jack Wintersteen , basses.
Selections from Broadway musicals
were next on the program, as the
glee club sang "You'll Never Walk
Alone ," from "Carousel," by Rodgers
and Hammerstein. From "Brig adoon,"
by Loewe and Lamon t, was "Come to
Me, Bend to Me." Representing "Rio
Rita" came "The Rangers Song, " by
Tierney. The third number was loud
and rollicking, quite in contrast to
the soft and sentimental strains of
the first two songs.
A medley of George M. Cohan
tunes was the show-stopp ing opener
of th e "Andy Mack Trio." Vocal harmony, fine accordian accompaniment ,
starred-and-striped top hats, and a
snappy dance routine combined to
add much to the effectiveness of this
act. Included in the medley were :
"Mary 's a Grand Old Name," "Harrigan," and "You're a Grand Old
Flag." For the girls, the three young
artists did a novelty arrangement of
"Just Because ," and rounded out their
portion of the program with another
novelty, "Julida. " Andy Maceiko is
the accordionist of the trio , and Max
Kaplan and Norman Kline j oin him
in the vocals.
The final group of selections by the
glee club began with semi-sea chantey, "Roadways," which was effectively shaded and harmonized by the
group. Unaccompanied, the group
continued with the sentimental ballad, "Aura Lee." Closing the forty
minutes of music and song was a Roy
Ringwald arrangement of the "Battle
Hymn of the Republic," from the
Fred Waring Glee Club Series. An
impressive solo was carried by Joseph
Curilla.
Glee club president Vincent Karas
read the morning scripture. The final
half-hour of the program was broadcast through the facilities of radio
station WLTR.
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One of Three Left-handers in
Opener of 14-Game Schedule

The B.S.T.C. baseball club opens
the current campaign today with an
out-of-state contest reminiscent of
Doctor Nel son 's pre-war baseball excursions to Annapolis, the University
of Penn sylvani a, and other distant
schools. " Th e opposition in the first
game for the untested Huskies will
not be a school team, however, but
Fort George Meade in Maryland, always a potential powerhouse among
the service nines.
The locals embarked yesterday at
3:00 p.m. and stayed at the Army
post overnight, with the game scheduled for 2:30 this afternoon. Coach
Redman did not announce his starting pitcher, but the choice will be from,
three outstanding moundsmen expected to carry the Huskies through a
tough 14 game schedule. They are
Henry Brunn, last year's lef thand ed
workhorse; Mike Evans, a» portsider
who was prevented from playing last
year by an untimely operation , and
Buck Byham, southpaw from. Kane,
definitely professional material.
The rest or the starting lineup will
be composed mostly of last year's returning veterans, with only Owen
Di ehl , cat cher , and Eddie Allegar,
second-sacker, missing. That means
Eddie Piestrak will be at the first
base slot, Buddy Thomas at short ,
and John Czerniakowski on the hot
corner. The outfield will be composed
of three of last year's four returning
performers, John Bu yn ak , Hank Marek, Pau l Slobozien , and Claire Mensinger, with "But t s" Bu tl er slated to
see some action in the gardens.
George Lambrinos and Stan Levan
will ' carry the catcher's burdens,
while a newcomer, Di ck Hu mmel, will
fill in for the graduated Allegar at
second base.

Maroon & Gold Band
Plays Concert April 5
(Continued from page 1)
Their tunes were "I May Be Wrong "
and "The Irish Washerwoman." Participating in this demonstration of the
art of j azzistry were Carleton Ermish, trombone ; Luther Jones, trumpet;
John Brown, clarinet; Jack Swartz ,
saxophone ; Marvin Meneely, bass viol ;
Robert Wire, trap drums; and, Mr.
Fenstemaker, piano.
"Marche Grandioso," another lively
martial air, closed the morning 's program.
Noted as interesting was the appearance of a bass viol as part of the
instrumentation of the concert band.
Mr. Charles Henrie, director of the
band during the firs t semester, occupied the French horn chair during the
program. Still further exercising his
ability and versatility, Bowman was
heard blending in fine style with the
rest of the band at various spots
throughout the lighter selections. On
the whole, the musicians presented a
performance that indicated that a
great deal of time and effort must
have been spent in its preparation.
Teacher: (to an unusually quiet
student) Johnny, do you know what
little boys who never ask questions
grow up to be?
Johnny . Yeah , bachelors.
—Knight

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Of Weeks and Things . . .
Week-eyed promoters of this and that are forever setting aside weeks
of the year as a special time for doing something or the other. A few months
ago this column took note of this fact and expressed the need for a 'National
Week for the Appreciation and Prevention of Nothing in Particular '. That
need has been nearly met during the past week, for at the moment we are
on the tail-end of "National Leave-Us-Alone Week ," which is good enough
for all practical purposes. Also slated for observance in April are "National
Peanut Week" and "National Sleep Week," the latter being sponsored by
the National Association of Bedding Manufacturers. Thus if you wish to
doze a few lectures away during "National Sleep Week ," you may do so with
full knowledge that you are right in the groove with the swing of things.
As for the peanuts, the peanut people ought to forget their national week
and concentrate upon the development of a silent peanut , one which you
could shell in the movies without having it sound as if you were breaking up
kindling wood in the back of the theater.
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Will There Be No End to This Stuff ? . . .
Females are having a tough time of it, and more and more it is beginning to seem as if it isn't a woman's world after all. Someone is always
coming up with a revised list of what's wrong with women. One of the latest
and most up-to-date includes the following: Stout women who wear high
heels, women who smoke on the street , elderly women who try to make
themselves appear young, women who discuss their domestic troubles too
freely while outside the home, women who wear too much make-up, and so
the list goes on. Purely as a matter of academic interest, a sight worth
seeing would be a stout, high-heeled, youthfully-dressed elderly woman
bearing too much make-up and discussing her domestic troubles while smoking a cigarette and casually strolling down the street. If you do happen to
see her, she's probably the mother-in-law of the guy that made up that list.
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On the Folly of Ever Getting- Married . . .
This correspondent wept profusely when he read of the "Married Men's
Menage" in last week's Maroon and Gold. In all sincerity though , we single
fellows are well aware of the complications arising out of such a seemingly
innocuous acts as getting married, and that perhaps explains why we are
what we are — single. That and the fact that some of us did venture a
proposal to some fair young lass in former days, only to rise rej ected from
a thread-bare knee. Since that time many of us have often wondered if
fortune hadn 't actually smiled on us the night Prunella's father ushered us
to the front door and requested that we be so kind as to not bother calling
again. But there's one thing about it: when you 're single you will always
have a chance of getting married, but once you're married . . . well, you 're
married for a long time.
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About 'Be-Bop '
At last someone has got to the bottom of this 'be-bop' business and come
forth to enlighten us with a definition. One authority describes it as 'the
technique of playing half-notes, sliding over notes, or putting the 'fl at' "o a
note." Then a word of caution is added : "It takes a keen ear to detect the
'bop'." Things have gone so far that a "Metropolitan Bopera House" has
been organized in New York, and 'bop' fans optimistically shout that the
'bop' is here to stay. In case you're interested , you might try this current
'bop' favorite for size — "I'm Forever Blowing Bee-obb-elee-obbelee-oobles,
Bee-obbelee-oobles," whatever they might be.

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Parting Words . . .
A local lassie has taken the Doghouse up on last week's cigar offer, but
she has requested Dutch Masters in place of the Phillies. Good enough , and
as soon as she gets her smoking permit in order, the first award will be
made of the Doghouse Cigar Scholarship . . . Someone has requested that
'Mid-Rib' White be cited for unusual proficiency in botany. Okay, 'Mid-Rib' ,
consider yourself cited . . . Before you purchase your Easter outfit , be sure
to visit Parrell' s Haberdashery in the Waller Hall dorm. Dan has a wide
selection of socks, ties, and men's lingerie. All priced reasonably . . . You
needn 't be a social wallflower any longer. Woo and win your woman with
violin music. See George Reck for lessons . . . A campus casanova was asked
how he liked the she he was out with the night before. "She nothing," he
replied, "that was a banshee." A b east , we take it . . . This issue, the 22nd
of the year, establishes a new Maroon and Gold record. In no previous year
were there more than 21 issues between September and May. The final figure
this year will be 26. Another new record is 11 issues for 11 consecutive
weeks . . . And speaking of those 11 weeks, t h at's a long time to put in at
the old grind without a break. Nearly two-thirds of a semester, to be exact.
With that thought in mind, this is a good place to declare the Doghouse
adjourned until April 30. Happy vacationing ! J I •

Worksho p Featured
(Continued from page 1)
classes are scheduled to begin Monday, August 8, and continue until
Friday, August 26.
Included in the regular session will
be the six hours necessary for certification in Safety Education. Three
semester hours of credit will be given
for a course in "Safety Education,"
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Persons planning ,to enroll in the
workshop courses are advised by the
Dean of Education to advise College
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The University of Illinois was recently selected by the staff of the
U.S. National Student Association
(NSA ) as the site of the second annual Student Congress.
Dates of the Congress are August
24 to September 2.
Final negotiations are now underway between NSA's staff and the
University of Illinois administration
at Urbana.
It is expected that more than 450
student leaders from colleges and
universities throughout the country
will attend the Congress to evaluate
the progress and policies of NSA for
the preceding year and establish its
program and policies for the following year.
"Illinois was selected because its
facilities are the most adequate, " said
Ted Harris, NSA president. It was
not possible to obtain the Union
Building at Michigan , dorm space
was limited at Minnesota , and N.Y.U.
was not centrally enough located.
The period of the Congress has
been increased from five to nine days
in order to eliminate sessions which
have run into the wee hours of the
morning, and to insure adequate discussion and full orientation.
The staff is now engaged in planning the details of the Congress, and
more pecific information will be announced soon.

LAFFTIME . 7.

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The physics instructor wrote an
equation on the blackboard and stated that a certain number of electrons
were involved. From this he developed an entire board of equations, winding up at the bottom with , "So you
see we have five less electrons than at
the start. What became of them?"
Not a sound from the class. Imperatively the instructor asked again ,
"Gentlemen , where are those electrons?"
It was time for action and from the
rear seat came a gruff command :
"Don 't nobody leave this room."
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Two cockroaches were lunching in
a dirty sewer. One was talking about
the spotless new neighborhood restaurant , from which they had been
barred.
"I hear ,' said one cockroach , "that
the refrigerators shine like polished
silver, the floors sparkle like diamonds. Why the place is so clean... "
"Please, please!" interrupted the
second cockroach , "Not while I'm
eating!"
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A motorist was 100 yards from an
open railroad crossing proceeding at
50 miles an hour. A train coming
down the track at 60 miles an hour
was 375 feet from the crossing.
The question is: Did the motorist
get across ?
The solution is: Yes, the motorist
got across—a beautiful marble cross
purchased by his widow from his insurance money,
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Customer at garage : "I've been
watching that mechanic for fully 15
m i nutes , an d t h ere 's a man w ho
knows his business! He didn 't spill a
drop of oil, ho put down the hood
gently, fastened it securely, left no
fingerprints on the car. He wiped his
hands before opening the door, spread
a clean cloth on the upholstery,

meshed the gears noiselessly and
drove slowly away."
Bystander: "Yeah , that's his own
car!"

Early to bed and early to rise—
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TO BE WED. On Sunday, June 5,
at 2:00 p.m., Ruth Trimpey will become the bride of Mr. Lee Whitenight.
The ceremony will take place at the
St. James Lutheran Church in Gettysburg.
WEEKEND GUESTS. Stanley Zak
and Eric Leiseroff , of Port Chester,
N.Y., were recent guests of Max Kaplan and Mike Bell.
ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING.
You 'd never guess why Janie Kenvin
had that sock tied around her arm
all Thursday afternoon. She was j ust
waiting for inquisitive people to ask
her — to which she replied , "I'm a
pledge of a new Japanese "fraternity,
'Saki Cheri Pi. ' "
OFFICERS INSTALLED. In a
pretty ceremony featuring the presentation of carnations to the new
officers, the following were named to
the Waller Hall Governing Board:
Madeline Schalles, president; Ruth
Doody, vice president; Sarah Maude
Foust , s e c r e t a r y ; Delphine Buss,
treasurer; Nancy Morgan , Jane Kenvin , and Jane Warner, senior representatives ; Eloise Symons , Barbara
Frederick, and Shirley Ashner, junior
representatives; Betty Cole, Mary De
Matt, and Barbara Harman , sophomore representatives.
PUNCH DRUNK. If one could become inebriated on pink lemonade,
the Waller Hall girls would certainly
have seen elephants of that color last
Thursday night. The refreshment
committee provided about twenty
gallons of punch for the Waller Hall
election party.
EDITORS CHOSEN. Marie Mattis
and Nancy Powell have been chosen
to write the Waller Hall handbook
for next year.
PLANNING TRIP. Mr. DeVoe's
journalism class hopes to make a
tour of the Grit Publishing Company
sometime after the Easter vacation.
'TWASN'T FUNNY. On April 1,
Walt Bird sat staring glumly out of
Room F at the swiftly falling snowflakes. Said he, "That's carrying this
April Fool business a little too far!"
VISITS SISTER. Priscilla Cooper,
of Dallas, visited her sister Polly here
last weekend.
WHAT NEXT ? The second floor
coeds were NOT being unsociable on
Sunday, fellows—the phone WAS being answered but to no avail. Seems
there was a one-way circuit , or something. The girls could hear the operator , but she couldn 't hear them!
The way some of the girls were trying — if there had been a window
open , I'm sure the operator would
have heard them , phone or no phone!
BEE - LIEVE ME, you've missed
something if you enjoy nature study

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Easter is . the time when the rabbit
comes out and takes credit for what
the chickens have been working on
all winter.
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A miss is as good as a mile, but a
guy can have a lot more fun with a
miss.
—Red and Black
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"I didn 't raise my child to be
fiddled with ," said the cat as she res- •
cued the kitten from the violin factory.
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A cute little blonde»from St. Paul ,
Wore a newspaper dress to the ball;
The dress caught on fire,
And burned her entire
Sports section, editorial , and all.
—Colleglo
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A woman flees from temptation
while a man just crawls away from it
with the cheerful hope that it may
overtake him.
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An old flame has sent many a man
dashing for the fire escape.
— Flashlight
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Here is a definite feminine trait
Clearly worth the knowing:
When a woman says, "It's time to
go,"
It doesn't mean she's going.
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The shades of night were falling
fast
When for a kiss he asked her.
She must have answered, '"Yes,"
because
The shades came down much faster.
—Tower Times
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"Is that salesman a confirmed bachelor?"
"He is now. He sent his photo to a
Lonely Hearts Club and they sent it
back with a note saying: "We're not
that lonely!"
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"The only trouble with being a success is that it leaves so little time for
loafing."
—Collegian
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He: "Do you mind if I turn out the
light? I freckle easily."
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You can never tell about women—
And if you can you shouldn't.
—Red and Block
and haven 't seen the "bee tree" in
the Grove. It's a hollow tree full of
swarming bees. Either Mr. Lanterman or Dr. Kuster can give you all
the details on it.
AND NOW for a much needed tenday rest ( ? ) in which we can all go
home and catch up on our back assignments! Hope you have a purrfectly wonderful vacation!
— Kitty —

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