Stardust Follies II Cast
Scores Tremendous Hit in
Recent Assembly Program

I Stag e Talent-Laden Variety Show

m

Dr. J. A. Russell
Attends Meeting of
Mo dern Languag e Asso.

Turning; in a professional performance in "Stardust Follies II" at assembly on Thursday, January 27, were:
I
I Ruth Von Bergen, Eleanor McClintock, Terry Cierlitsky, Emory Rarig, Frank Luchnick, Charles Edwards, John
I Trimble, and Dick Wagner. Not shown are: Joe Curilla, Delphine Buss, and Jack Wintersteen.

f President Andruss
Awarded Doctorate
I
I

Penn State Confers
Degree in Educatio n
On College Administrator

The Graduate School of PennsylI
vania
State College conferred the De]
gree
of
Doctor of Education on Presi•
¦ dent Harvey A. Andru ss, of the
I Bloomsburg State Teachers College,
1949.
!on January 31,
Doctor Andruss came to the Ind: iana (Pa.) State Teachers College in
•i 1926 from Northwestern University
I School of Commerce, Chicago, Illhv
I ois , where he had been an instructor
\ for several years. In 1930 he organ| ized, and became the Director of the
! Department of Business Education of
I the Bloomsburg State Teachers Col1 lege. After having been Dean of InI . struction for two years, he became
I President of the Bloomsburg State
R Teachers College in 1939, succeeding
1 Dr. Francis B. Haas , who was ap
pointed Superintendent of Public In
struction.
Over the period of the last twc
decades, Doctor Andruss has taught ,
or lectured, at the following Colleges
and Universities: University of Okla
homa, Oklahoma A. and M. College
New York University, and Pennsyl
vania State College.
In 1945 he was given a leave-of
absence to aid in the organization o
the Fix'st American Army University
located at Shrivenham , Berkshire
England.
Doctor Andruss holds the degree.'
of Bachelor of Arts , University o:
Oklahoma, and Master of Business
. Administration , Northwestern Univ
ersity. He also was awarded the cor
tificate in Public and Private Busi
i ness at the University of Oklahoma
i and was Research Reader at the Bod
] leian Library, University of Oxford
1 England. His writings, chiefly in the
i fields of Business and Education , in
c elude two Workbooks and over fifty
r magazine articles , monographs, and
} Yearbook contributions.

IMissionary Tells of
( Church Work in Indi a

Mrs. Zarina Soulo Kukdo , traveling
scsecretary of the Student Volunteer
^Movement for Christian Missions Inc.
!S{spent Thursday and Friday, Fobruiaiary third and fourth , as a guest of
iththe College.
Mrs. Kukde was born In Jubbul-

Undefeated Husky Football Team
Honored at Testimonial Dinner
Miller, Dayhoff , Musial ,
Litwhiler Guests; Awards
Presented to Team Members
Two of the East's leading football
officials, E. E. (Shorty ) Miller, Harrisburg, and Harry Dayhoff , Steelton,
were guest speakers Thursday evening, Decem b er 27, as t he College
honored its undefeated 1948 football
team , with a testimonial dinner at
the Reformed Church. Before the
ninety guests who attended the banquet , the speakers recounted happenings to some of the biggest names in
football, during their long experience
as players and officials.
Anoth er f ea t u r e of th e fet e was the
appearance of Danny Litwhiler and
Stan Musial. Litwhiler introduced
Musial , who spoke briefly.
D ayh off , former Bucknell athlete ,
and Miller, ex-Penn State All American, were introduced by Clarence
"Red" Moss, former football player
at B.S.T.C., and now WLTR's stationmaster. Miller finished his talk with
"O'Toole's Touchdown ," a parody on
"Casey at the Bat."
President Harvey A. Andruss, of
the College, also addressed the group,
recounting some of the experiences
of B.S.T.C.'s last three football sessions. President Andruss and Coach
R. B. Redman distributed awards—
jol d footballs , letters, and sweaters—
,von by team members. John A. Hoch ,
College Publicity Director, introduced
ju ests, and served as general toastnaster. Reverend M. Edward Schnorr
)f the Reformed Church , gave the
nvocation.
Managers, coaches, cheerleaders ,
md others , who contributed to the
iuecessful season , were also honored .
Maroon and Gold j ackets, ordered
\s special gifts for the team, maniffors , and coaches, failed to mtIvd in
:ime , but will bo presented as soon
is they are received.

Freshman Class
Elects Off icers
Tuesday, Jan u ary 25, the Freshman class officers for the coming
year were elected. Those elected
and their positions are as follows:
Gordon Kemp, president; George
Viti , vice-president ; Marybert Kincaid , secretary ; Edward Shanken,
treasurer ; Hugh Elliot, man representative; and Mary Ann Stewart,
woman representative. Dr. Nell
Maupin will serve as class advisor.

Fewer Veterans Now
Enro lled in Penna.
Colleges Says VA

The Veterans Administration recently announced that the number of
veterans in colleges and universities
under the G.I. Bill and Public Law
16 in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and
Delaware has dropped 10.5 per cent
during the past year.
On November 30, 1948, veterans enrolled numbered 101,374, as against
113,224 on the same date in 1947.
Despite the drop in college enrollments, which includes universities,
colleges, junior colleges, professional
schools , and teachers colleges, the
number of veterans in schools under
these programs showed an increase of
6.2 per cent.
These schools include elementary,
secondary, high school, trade and evocational schools, and technical institutes.
As of November 1948, there were
99,494 enrolled against a figure of
93,686 at the same time in 1947.
Nationally , the trend conformed
with a 15 per cent drop in enrollments in colleges and universities and
a two per cent Increase in lower institutes of education. In November
pore, Central Provinces, India. Her 1948, there were 1,050,668 veterans in
father was a Methodist minister and colleges and universities, and 701,121
District Superintendent for twenty- in schools below college level.
nine years. Mrs. Kukdo received her
oducalion in the Isabella Thoburn now taking further training at HartCollege at Lucknow, and at Lady ford , Connecticut.
Irvvin College, Now Delhi , India. SevMrs. Kukde met students informaleral years ago, she came to Michigan ly in the Alumni Room both ThursState College in East Lansing, where day and Friday from 3:00 - 5:00 P.M.,
she received her M.S. In Home Eco- answering all their inquiries about
nomics.
her native land and telling them of
Her husband , P. R. V. Kukde, is an the church work which is being done
engineer from Bombay, India, who Is there.

Dr. J. t Almus Russell recently .attended the 63rd annual meeting of
the Modern Language Association of
Ameri ca, which was held at the Hotel
Pennsylvania in New York City. This
organization, of which Dr. Russell is
a life-time member, includes college
teachers of English and modern languages. The language group includes
French, German, Italian, Spanish, and
Slavic.
Dr. Russell, upon being Interviewed , pointed out that for the first time,
considerable attention is being paid
to writers of Slavic and East-European literature, despite the rising
world concern over the spread of
Communism.
Noted book publishers had displays
set up in the mezzanine of the hotel,
and , in many inst an ces, the authors
of the books were present to explain
and answer queries about their works.
The meetings were held in various
divisions each morning and afternoon ,
conducted by nationally known authors in their particular fields. A number of lectures were given by* authorities on Victorian and American literature. Another series was concerned
with the dialects of various states
and sections of the United States.
In addition to being given the opportunity of hearing outstanding
speakers and lectures, meeting famous authors, and forming interesting,
mutually advantageous acquaintanceships, the members of the association
were also entertained at Lake Success, N.Y., where they were able to
get a first-hand glimpse of the United
Nations in the process of functioning.

Miss J ohnston Attends
Speech Conference
In Washington , D.C.
Miss Alice Johnston, head of the
Speech Department at the College,
attended a speech conference in Washington , D. C, during the Christmas
Holidays. The Conference, a convention of the Speech Association of
America, the American Speech and
Hearing Association, the American
Educational Theater Association, and
the Committee of Debate Materials
and Interstate Cooperation of the National University Extension Association , was held at the Hotel Statler on
December 28, 29, and 30, 1948, with
over 1300 people attending. Miss
Johnston is a member of the first two
of these Associations. In a series of
j oint sessions and special meetings,
were discussed topics of specific interest to educators in the Speech
field. Several readings and plays were
also presented by various groups.
At a j oint luncheon of all four associations , on Wednesday, December 29,
Maj or General Lewis B. Hershey, Director of Selective Service, spoke on
the "Impact of Military Training on
Education," to highlight the Convention. In his address, General Hershey
assured educators of the full cooperation of the Selective Service Department with American schools and colleges.
Other features of the confab were
a television broadcast of Gordon
Bllgh's mystery comedy, "In Cold
Blood," by the American University
Radio Workshop ; and a tour of the
U. S. Army Aural Rehabilitation Center, at Forest Glen, Maryland, conducted by the Director of the Center.
The 1949 Convention will be held
In Chicago.

Talent and Comed y
Mark Student
Variety Show

"Stardust Follies II" was a decided
success. At least, so goes the campus
comment following the one-morning
stand of this all-student show, which
was presented during the assembly
period on Thursday, January 27.
Sparked with gags by the master of
ceremonies, Charles Edwards, who also directed the production, the program moved rapidly from one type of
musical entertainment to another.
Outstanding vocal soloists, duo-pianist s, a male quartet , an accordionist,
and a pair of "Roving Cowboys" were
among the acts included in this crosssectional review of college talent.
J oe Curill a, well - known baritone
soloi st , was called upon as the first
performer on the morning's program.
Given the difficult opening position of
"warming up" the audience, Joe fill ed
the part very capably as he sang
"Wagon Wheels" and "The Desert
Song." He was accompanied at th©
piano by Delphine Buss.
Making their second appearance
before a college assembly, Ruth Von
Bergen and Dick Wagner were again
well-received as they presented their
two-piano interpretations of modern
music. Their selections included "Blue
Moon " and "Malaguena." "Pavanne,"
by Morton Gould, ' followed as an
encore.
Next in the dazzling line of talent
was "The Campus Four," a recent addition to the musical organizations of
the school. Four young men who like
to sing, they include Chuck Edwards
and Dick Wagner, tenors, and Emory
Rarig and Jack Wintersteen, basses.
Originally programmed to do three
songs, "Behold! The Bridegroom Cometh ," "Marj orie," and "Let's Go Down
in Jordan," the group responded to
the enthusiastic applause accorded
them with another close - harmony
number, "If I But Knew."
An artist new to many of the members of the college community, Eleanor McClintock pleased the entire
audience as she opened her part of
the performance with "Strange Music," a song based on a melody from
the music of Edward Grieg. Her next
offering was titled "Four Leaf Clover." The beauty and vibrancy of this
new soprano voice brought forth resounding applause, which was acknowledged by the soloist as she sang
Tschaikovsky 's "None But the Lonely
Heart." Her accompanist was Dick
Wagner.
Appearing for the first time in the
current school year, Teresa Cierlitsky, popularly known as "Terry,"
presented a group of accordion selections. First was the South American
tango, "Jalousie." This was followed
by the spirited "Tico Tico" and a
medley of popular songs which included recent favorites, "If I Had You,"
"Peg O" My Heart," and "Where or
When."
Closing the hour of entertainment
in a hilarious manner, keeping the
auditorium ringing with laughter and
applause for hours after the last note
of music had faded from the hall ,
were "Frankie and Johnnie — The
Roving Cowboys." Frank Luchnick,
wearing green trousers and a colorful
plaid flannel shirt, provided the guitar
accompaniment as he sang the melody throughout most of the selections,
John Trimble was attired somewhat
differently as he appeared in a black,
baggy suit , a crest-fallen top hat, a
four-ln-hand tied in a bow, and a
black sash about his waist partly
(Continued on page 2)

iHlaroon anb @olb

THE STORM . . .
by Mari e Mattls

Fubllihed Weekly by
The Students of Bloomsburg State Teachers College
EDITOH-IN-CHIEF — Robert 0. Canouse
ASSOCIATE EDITORS — Jounior L. Eddinger nml William A . Stlineliii K
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NEWS EDITOR
Barbara Johnson
NEWS STAFF
PrlN j llla Abbot t
Merlin Bcachcll
Marilyn Evans
Kathryn Graham
Guy JamcB
Lois Moyer
Gay Palutls
Eleanor Fupo
Patricia Sweeley
Shirley Vnndever
Richard Wagner
B<*mv*w
BOCIETT
Kay Chnpin , Ed.
Audrey Terrel

'

FEATURE EDITOR
Donald Butcofsky

SPORTS EDITOR
Wayne Von Stetten

BUSINESS MQR.
Snra Graham

FEATURE STAFF
Robert Baylor
AlckI Comuntzls
Bill Davis
Frank Dean
Mnx Kaplan
George Kearney
Marie Mattls
Edward Jleesa

SPORTS STAFF
Harry Cnlley
nichnrd Hollla
James Kllnednlst
John Trimble
Glenn Von Stet ten

ADVERTISING
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n - WHManw)M B r8 .
Helyn Burllngam e
Dorotliy Ccdor
Vernamae Corapton
William Freedman
Mary Pat Park
Edward Sheehy

HUMOR
Robert Hlney, Ed.
Nanc y Powell
AST

Nancy Swartz , Ed.

EDITORIAL....
Recently, a program was in-

augurate d whe reby the United

States and Great Britain agreed
to exchange a number of experienced school teachers for a definite period of time. The purpose
of this program is to acquaint the
teachers and educators with the
a dvantages an d problems of their
respective educational systems.
When the American public first
learned of this novel plan , many
p eople were dubious as to the effect
it would have on future educational training activities in this country. Many could not see how
American education could derive
any benefit from the experiences
and training our teachers might
gain while observing and teaching
in England; or , h ow t h e t each ers
from Great Britain visiting our
country could aid us in any way.
We often become too smug in
our conviction that America has
the best of everything and can
gain nothing from other countries.
We often fail to realize that almo st our entire ed ucationa l system
is b ased up on t he ed ucationa l
standards set up by early English
educators.
It is true that we have progressed rapidly and have greatly improved our orig inal concepts of
education , but we should never
become so naive as to believe that
we cannot benefi t from the experiences of others, "whether it be in
education , economics, or any other
phase of mutual relationship.
Thomas Carlyle once said , "E xperience is the best of schoolmasters , only the school fees are
heavy." (gj )

Sophomores Plan
Annual Cotillian
For February 25
The Sophomore class is now
completing plans for their forthcoming Cotillion. The dance, an
annual affair, is scheduled to be
held on Friday, February 25.
This year's affair, according to
the co-chairmen Jay Cortright and
Ruth Doody, will have a "nightclub" motif. Charles Roberts and
Rita Dixon are in charge of decorations.
The Cotillion is the first in the
series of college dances. It will be
followed by the Freshman Hop,
which will be staged shortly after
the Easter vacation, and the Junior Prom, which as yet has no
definite date. The grand finale of
the social year, the Senior Ball,
will then climax the array of
dance schedules listed for the
spring semester at B.S.T.C.

Stardust Follies
(Continued from page 1)
concealing a "six-shooter." Beginning
their selections in soft harmony, John
provided a boisterous second part for
the last chorus of each number, Their

COPY READE RS
Jean Ann Bros sman
Jnn ° Kenvln
EXCHANGE EDS.
Nancy Crumb
Ann Papani a

CIRCULATION
Geo. Cliebro , Mgr.
Cnrleton Ermlsh
Marvin Meneeley
Barbara Thompson

Foucault Pendulum
Damaged by Fall
Science Hall Apparatus
Illustrates Principle
Of Earth' s Rotation
On Tuesday, January 25, a t noon ,
the Foucault Pendulum, which was
suspended in the Science Hall building , suddenly snapped free of its
mooring and plunged to the floor. The
pendulum, one of the very few in existence today, is a unique scientific
apparatus devised to illustrate the
earth's rotation. It was installed about
a year and a half ago by science instructors H. H. Lanterman and S. I.
Shortess.
The pendulum consists of a cylindrical bob weighing approximately 32
pounds, which is attached to the end
of a 40-foot piano wire that is anchored to the ceiling of the stairwell on
the third floor of the building. When
this bob, or weight, is set in action,
it slowly swings back and forth in
arcs that take 7.2 seconds to complete. Although to the layman 's eye
the pendulum seems to move around
in a circle, the movement is actually
an illusion. The swinging ball actually
stays in one plane of motion while the
earth and the building in which it is
housed move slowly around beneath
it. The simple but highly ingenious
and illustrative invention was the
product of a brilliant French scientist
named Jean Foucault. The ' World
first became aware of its discovery in
1851.
The bob actually fell only a short
distance—about six inches, to be exact. In spite of this negligible distance, the force of gravity involved
was great enough to cause the plumeting weight to put a slight dent in
the cement floor above which it was
hung. The cause that made the supporting wire snap is not definitely
known, but it is believed that either
molecular strain in the weakened
wire, or atmospheric conditions acting upon the cable was responsible.
The damage was repaired within 48
hours, however, and the device is now
in working condition. Probably the
most outstanding change brough t
about by the accident is in the length
of the #wire. It is now three inches
shorter* which will shorten the arc of
the pendulum's motion.

"Tempest!"
The cry rang through the vessel;
It echoed in vain.
The craft was no match
For the powerful main.
Like a billowing giant
The great sea arose
To inflict dreaded Death
On an innocent foe ;
Then subsided a moment
To scorn the cries
Of we aken ed m ariner s
Who whimpered, then died.
On ce more t he sea ,
With a thundering leap,
Cast final cries
To the perilous deep.
The roar echoed , re-echoed . . .
A crazing riot ;
'Til avenging phantoms
Brought quiet . . . quiet.

An Open Letter to
Dormitory Women
Women, according to Goethe,
are " the foundation of good
manners ." Emily Post is living
proof of the soundness of this
observation. Mrs. Post has [or
severa l generations been the
definitive authority on what is
socially right or wrong. Things
done according to Emily Post
never seem awkward or inappropriate , and she has defined
good manners as being simply
" common sense put into practice."
Women are the foundation
of good manners . The point
remains without dispute. Down
through the ages, women in
civilized countries have been
extended e v e r y conceivable
courtesy. Our codes of ethics
and socia l conduct have always
paid them tribute, and such is
the way it should be. Again the
point remains without dispute.
But is there a reciprocal obligation so far as their social
contact with others is concerned? It would seem that there
should be, for it is pure ly a
matter of common sense.
H a p p il y, the point to be
broug ht out in this letter concerns only a f e w of the dormitory women. H o w e v e r , the
number is sufficient to create a
situatio n which reflects unkindly upon the conduct of those
involved.
We refer to the pra ctice of
cutting into the chow line. The
mere f act that you have a
'« friend in that particular p lace
in the line is no excuse for an
exhibition of poor manners. We
should like to have you feel that
every bod y in line is your friend.
So why not treat them as you
would treat friends?

A COMMITTEE OF
DORMITO R Y MEN

Newman Club Meets
The Newman Club held its first
meeting of the second semester on
Monday evening, January 31, in the
St. Columban Church Hall. Brief
prayer services, led by the Reverend
William J. Burke, opened the meeting. The meeting was then turned
over to the newly-elected president ,
Joseph Vincent.
Plans were discussed for the Club's
annual spring dinner meeting which
is to be held in the banquet rooms of
the Bloomsburg Moose Club. John
Brown was appointed general chairman of the affair.
Jean Petarra was named program
chairman for the next meeting, to be
held on Monday, February 7, at 7:30
P.M.
A motion for adj ournment closed
the business meeting, and a group
recital of a short prayer completed
the evening's activities.

songs were both current favorites and
old western ballads, including "Somebody Else Is Taking My Place,"
"Memories," "Red River Valley, " and
"She'll Be Comin 1 'Round the Mountain."
This thoroughly enjoyable and entertaining program was brought to a
close as Charles Edwards recalled the
entire cast to the stage for a curtain
call.
Morning devotions were led by Joe
Kulick, a member of the student assembly committee. He also introduced the master of ceremonies to the
audience. All of the acts on the program , except the last one, were broadcast through the radio facilities of
station WLTR. Time limitation was School officials have found it necesthe reason for cutting the last act off sary to employ 97,935 teachers with
emergency certificates this year,
the air,

A REPO RT ON . . .

The Pennsyl vania Regional Assembly
Of the National Student Associa tion
by R omeo Danni

The Pennsylvania Regional * Assembly of the National Student
Association was held recently at
Albright College , Reading, Penna.
Among th e 250 delegates, repre sentatives of fifty-two var ious colleges and universities throughout
the state, were five students from
B.S.T.C. The five were : Beverly
Cole , Pennsylvania Regional SecreThe discussions that would interest
or concern the students of this college
were in the fields of Student Government , Educational Practices and Human Relations, Cultural Activities and
the Culturale, and the Inte rn ati on al
Aff airs Workshop.
The panel on Student Government
discussed practical methods of solving
the problems raised-by student governing bodies. On the basis of student
government questionnaires turned in
by the attending delegates, four problems were posed as representative.
1. Representation and Election .
2. Continuity.
3. Improvement of Student Administration Relationships.
,
4. Control of Student Finances.
In order to discuss these problems
more eff ectively, the panel was divided into groups on the basis of the size
of the school ; since it was felt that
the most effective solutions would
come out of discussions in which parti cipating schools had a similarity of
campus problems and means of improvement. The groups met separately for two hours, and at the end of
this time , the following recommendations were set forth:
Representation and Election Methods
The general recommendations arising from the discussions of the delegates from small schools (under 2000 )
were two-fold:
A. That they recommende d an
over-all Student Government representing the entire student body as
the most effective and democratic
means of representation.
B. That they realized the importance of representation through organizations, but felt that they should
have no vote in the actual governing
functions. Rather, it was suggested
there should be a definite channel
with regard to their special problems,
which could be considered by this
over-all Student Government.
Continuit y
In regard to continuity, the entire
panel felt that there were several
definite suggestions which could be
put into effect almost immediately on
the campus level :
A. That bi-enhial elections of Student Government r e p r e s e n t a t i v e s
should be held to insure continuity of
program.
B. That the secretary of the outgoing Student Government group prepare a summary of the minutes and
a report of the accomplishments of
the Student Government in order
that the new body would have a
source of info rmation regarding precedents and previous policy decisions.
Concurrent with the establishment
of these practices on the campus level, the panel felt that there was a
necessity for the establishment of
some form of training program for
these students aspiring to be leaders
in campus government.
Educational Practices and
Human Relations
Delegates discussed, at some length ,
the situation of discrimination in
practice teaching in secondary education syst &ns, which was brough t up
by Temple University. Negro students
who are attempting to do their practice teaching are confronted with
so - called "gentlemen's agreements"
keeping them from doing this teachIncidentally . . . .
The article in last week's issue,
entitled "Attention, Frosh!", was
written by Robert A. Baylor, of
the feature staff.

t ary; Rom eo Danni, N.S.A. Chair man of Activities at the College;
Ted Swlgonski , C.G.A. Presid ent ;
Audrey Terrel , and Joa n McDon ald. Upon returning : to the campus,
Romeo Danni prepared the following report of the state-wide meeting which he presented at a recent
College Council meeting.
ing. It was felt that N.S.A. groups in
schools in which these discriminatory
practices are found could do much,
either through their own efforts, or in
co-operation with other organizations,
such as N.A.A.C.P., to combat these
practices. It was recommended that
this type situation be referred to the
Inter-Racial Clinic. Apparently, t here
has been considerable controversy as
to the work of the Clinic, and it was
decided that f u r t h e r information
should be obtained on the work of the
Clini c, which is conducted at Swarthmore College.
The second condi t ion di scu ssed was
the discriminatory practice in State
College barber shops. The question
here is whether or not the direct action that the Penn State students
have taken in instituting a boycott is
the best method of combating these
discriminations. Some members of the
workshop felt that the better method
would be to set up the non-discriminatory barber shop as advocated by
the Committee on Racial Equality.
Opinion in the town seems to be divided on the question, while the student body and the student government
are backing the boycott. The question
is whether or not the action now
being pursued is the correct solution
to the problem in li ght of the f act
that negotiations have been conducted unsuccessfully for the past year
and a half with the owners of the
shops.
Some of the recommendations made
to the plenary sessions of the Regional Assembly for implementation by
the local N.S.A. groups are : (1) Local
groups should work with organizations directly interested in the various
problems concerning human relations.
Such organizations as N.A.A.C.P. can
provide speakers acquainted with various local problems in race relations.
(2) Local groups should sponsor panel discussions and debates on the general fields of human relations and
local problems. (3) N. S. A. groups
should work with Admission Directors and Committees on the problems
of quota systems in those schools in
which quota systems exist. (4) Local
N.S.A. groups should urge the inclusion in college and university curricula
of a course in human relations, which
should include a certain amount of
field work. (5) N.S.A. groups should
work with Vocational Guidance officers and Job Placement Bureaus to
abolish discrimination in vocational
and j ob placement. (6) N.S.A. groups
should become informed on the proposed Fair Educational Practices
Law, stimulate campus interest in the
bill , and contact their State legislators concerning its passage. This
bill is due to come up in the 1949
session of the State Legislature, and
this workshop strongly recommends
that the Regional Assembly go on
record in favor of this bill.
The Culturale
In the workshop on Cultural Activities, the Culturale was discussed.
The Culturale will be composed of
music which shall be representative
of the music of the colleges participating. The program shall include
glee clubs, choirs, instrumental ensembles, vocal solos, i ns t rumenta l
solos, etc. The Culturale is to be held
April 22 and 23, 1949, at the Metropolitan Theater in Philadelphia.
The Cro-Magnon bull, which is the
insignia of the Culturale, and designed by Marvin Lefitt, of the Tyler
School of Fine Arts, is to be printed
and a copy will be sent to each school
( Continued on page 4)

I Husky Triumph Over King's Breaks Five-Game Losing Streak

SIDELINES
IN SPORTS . . .

by Wayne Von Stetten
Our hats off to a greatly improved
and inspired Husky ball club, who
played their hearts out losing to an
I "on " Shippensburg quintet 52-50 last
Saturday evening and whipping a
good King 's College five on Tuesday
evening 67-59, before a large crowd
in spacious Centennial Gym.
This complete reversal in our Huskie's play is indeed a welcome sight to
all Bloom fans. In losing to the Red
Raiders from Shippensburg, the Huskies displayed a great deal of fight and
really looked like they were out for a
win. Too bad they had to run into a
Shipper outfit that experienced an
I "on" evening. This fellow Chubb, in| cidentally, couldn't hit a barrel
1 against Mansfield the night before
| their engagement with the Huskies,
| dropping in two meager baskets.
1 What happens? —he hits for twenty
\ against our gang.
Before leaving the Shippensburg
\
I fray, we can't help but mention the
i spectacular performance of Bobby
Kashner. The little guy was a sight
for sore eyes as he dropped bucket
I after bucket from all corners of the
I
I court in true Kashner style. Giving
¦i Bobby a slap on the back is a favorite
pastime of ours. It couldn't happen
to a nicer guy and helps prove our
theory that there is a place on any
i team for a good, little guy. Keep it
I up, Bobby ! ! !
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Turning to the King's College game
, on Tuesday, the Huskies set a new
] season high when they attempted 88
1 shots from the floor, connecting with
I 27 for a .316 percentage, which is
\ usually good enough to win. If our
I memory serves us correctly the King's
game was the first time this season
in which the Huskies hit on nearly a
third of their shots.
Bloomsburg gained sweet revenge
in this encounter, being swamped in
early January by the Kingsmen at
Wilkes-Barre. The boys were not
about to settle for anything less than
a win and did so in convincing manner. Bloom sewed up the hotly contested affair in true Bloomsburg fashion by pouring it on in the closing
minutes—a feature that is definitely
characteristic of our club this year.
For the past several weeks, we've
been dwelling on our pet tople—the
inconsistency of our club. We continually pointed out that a club can't
hope to show a successful season with
one or two men bearing the brunt of
the scoring. It's too easy for the opposition to work out a successful defense against the "big gun," and blow
your offense sky high. Well, Tuesday
evening against Kings, the Huskies
posted four men in the double scoring
column. You can readily see that
without Banull's 10, Bartleson's 10,
and Kreiser's 18—Boyer^ high of 21
would have been another case of a
one-man attack In a losing game.
A highlight to the Athletic Banquet
last Thursday evening was the unexpected visit Stan (the man) Musial
paid. This treat inj ected a great deal
of pleasure into an already successful
and enj oyable affair.
Incidentally, If you see Dann y Lltwhller around town, ask him if Stan
will ever ask to borrow his car again.
We salute . .. Charlie Boyer, whose
recent return to form has been a big
factor in the Huskie's showing of late
. . . Coach Bob Redman for starting
his coaching course for prospective
coaches—a great innovation . . . The
Students of B.S.T.C, who, on Tuesday evening showed they are still
behind our team by their constant
enthusiasm.
Till next time , remember , it's not
whether you win or not that counts ,
it's the way you play the game.

Last Period Scoring Spree
Nets Win for Wishermen
Monarchs Bow to
Br illiant Play of
Bloomsbu rg Squad

Shippensburg Gains
Win Over Husky Squad
In Close Battle 52*50
Bobby Kashner Back
In Form with 21 Points

Husky Shooting
Statistics
Against
Shlppens.
Boyer
Kr eiser .
Banull

Shots
Attempt.
21
4
3

Shots
Made
5
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Sunshine and merriment ruled on
the Centennial Gymnasium 's court
last Tuesday, February 1, when the
Bloomsburg S.T.C. Huskies swiped a Jones
2
0
68-59 win over the valiant, but in- Andrews
10
1
effective King 's College team. Break- Lambrinos
1
0
ing their five-game losing spree, the Slobozien
2
0
Huskies finally got into stride and Kashner
14
9
were still going strong when the fin al Brown
4
0
.000
signal came. The King's College bays Bartleson
1
0
.000
showed plenty of spit and fire in the
game, but fortunately for Blooms62
18 (Av) .290
burg, they failed to sustain the spirit.
By the end of the gam e the strain Against
Shots
Shots
had become a wear.
King's Col. Attempt. Made
Pet.
The biggest difference in the scores
'
27
8
.296
during tile first three and a half Boyer
18
5
.277
quarters never got beyond six points; Kreiser
Banull
10
4
.400
most of the time it was usually two
12
3
.250
points. At one point during the game, Andrews
Kashner
12
2
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the King 's Monarchs took the lead by
6
3
.500
four points when Alec Wawer drop- Bartleson
Evans
3
2
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ped a neat one-hander from along the
end line, pulling the score up to 19-15
88
27- (Av ) .316
in favor of the losers. They didn't remain for long in the lead for when
shortly after the beginning of the second half , Charley Boyer, Walt Banull,
and Bebby Kashner each scored from
the floor in quick succession. This
spurt gave the Huskies a 33-27 lead,
which they kept till the fin al buzzer.
When the clock stood at the twominutes - before - the - end mark, Jack
Murphy, King's, sank a beautif ul long
set shot to make the score tilt at
65 - 55, still in favor of the Huskies.
Following up a doughnut by Smokey
Andrews, Murphy again slipped in
another two pointer making it 65-57.
Immedi at ely a f t e r w a r d s, Bob McGrane was called from the game on
fouls, and Charley Boyer kept one
out of two free throws.
Sorry to say, most of th e f ans wer e
unexpectedly surprised when the
Huskies began to strut their stuff
Tuesday night. The aggressiveness
and determination that showed up in
th e boys' playing was really something to see . . . something many of
the fans had been waiting quite a
Paul Slobozien
spell for. Walt Banull and Elmer
Kreiser, working under their own defensive goal, turned in outstanding
ball-playing performances. On top of J unior Varsity Scalps
that , Kreiser furthered his own end Vallev Shawnees 61*48
when he advantageously contributed
In a preliminary game on Saturday
five field goals made by tapping in
nite,
January 29, the B.S.T.C. Junior
shots that had gone wrong for his
Varsity
Squad gave a good account of
teammates.
On the offensive side of the picture, itself by dropping the Valley ShawnCharley Boyer turned in his usually- ees by a count of 61-48. The Shawnees
consistent game. He constantly cash- played a commendable game during
ed in on his brilliant one-handed j ump the first half , the end of which saw
them only 3 points behind , but by the
shots.
end of the game they were far beTom McLaughlin, King's high fly- hind. During the third period the
ing scorer, was held down to a trif- J. V.'s doubled the margin to nine
ling four-point gain in the field goal points, and then added four more in
section. Of his total ten points, six the final quarter to come out 13
of them were made on fouls. How- points to the good.
ever, the fact that McLaughlin played
Al DeGatis and Dick Ledyard heada splendid game under the banking ed the J. V.'s in the scoring departboards and in the pivot position is ment, as usual. Between them they
something that cannot be denied.
copped 25 points : 15 for DeGatis, and
Since McLaughlin was sewed up, 10 for Ledyard.
Jack Murphy stepped into the role
For the Shawnees, Butch Laubach
and came out as high scorer for the took top scoring honors by piling up
visitors. He reaped 19 points, nine of 17 points, while Ulshafer saved 12 for
which were field goals, and which himself , and Charlie Simpson 11.
were sent spinning to the boards from*
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territory far outside the Huskies' defense.
King 's
Pos. FG F Pts
Bloomsbur g
Pos. FG F Pts Mulvey
F. 5 2-2 12
Boyer
F. 4 7-8 15
F. 8 5-7 21 Wawer
Kashner
F. 2 0-1 4 Bozentka
F. 0 1-3 1
Bartleson
F. 3 4-6 10 McLaughlin
C. 2 6-9 10
Kreiser
C. 5 3-4 13 Y/armakicz
C. , 0 0-0 0
Evans
C. 2 0-0 4 Murphy
G. 9 1-3 19
G, 4 2-5 10 McGrane
Banull
G. 1 0-0 2
Andrews
G. 3 0-1 6 Donlin .
G. 0 0-1 0
G, 0 0-0 0 Pitcavage
Lambrinos
G. 0 0-2 0
Slobozien
G. 0 0-0 0 McEnrue
G. 0 0-0 0
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ball world that doesn't do justice to
the team that comes out short-handed
on' points at the final tweet of the
refer ee's whistle. Such was the case
last Saturday, January 29, when the
B.S.T.C. Huskies played host to the
Shipp ensburg S. T. C. court clan in
Centennial Gym. The Shippers kept
in the winning position practically all
the way to the finish b*ut they had
to stretch and strain to do it. The
defeat "stalked Husky lads certainly
looked as though they had finally decided to do something about the current-season jinx by coming up with
the winner's ribbon in the game, but
somewhere along the latch failed to
click. In the last five minutes, both
Elmer Kreiser and Bobby Kashner
were pulled from the game on fouls.
These two mainstays of the team
made their absence known, a fact
that the Bloomsburg courtsters well
know. Kashner, long the undisputed
court connoiseur of basketball in this
section of the country, was evidently
in top-shape despite the fact that he
had not seen any direct action for
quit e some time. Teaming up with
ever-reliable Charley Boyer, he and
his cohort managed to garner 38 of
the 50 points allotted to the team.
Sparkling set shots from the corner
characterized Kashner 's game.
During the firs t quarter , the Huskies fell, disappointingly short to the
tally of eight points. However, the
B.S.T.C. battlers never once gave up
their grim sense of determination.
They played a steady, ever-menacing
game and gave the invaders a nipand-tuck battle right up to the end of
the exciting game.
Using Rocksandic in the pivot position , and Chubb as the hoop-man,
Shippensburg sets up its offense which
fin ally paid off. More than once a
floor shot was made sweet and neat
by the good team-work of this combination.
At the foul line, the losers matched
the winners point for point. Each of
them converted 14 free tosses to boost
up the score. This was considered
good shooting by most of the lookerson at the game, but the Huskies still
lacked one field goal in tying the
score up even-even.
Bloomsburg
Pos. FG F Pts
Boyer
F. 5 7-8 17
Kashner
F. 9 3-5 21
Bartleson
F, 0 0-2 0
Jones
C. 0 1-1 1
Brown
C. 0 2-2 2
Kreiser
G. 3 0-1 6

Bloom*Lycoming
Contest Scheduled
For Thursday Nite
Coach Pete Wisher's fighting Huskies will meet the Lycoming College
Warriors next Thursday night in what
should prove to be one of the most
interesting games seen so far in Centennial Gymnasium.
Although the Huskies have been
somewhat hard-pressed in their preceding games, they may be counted
upon to give the Lycoming five something to talk about for a long time to
come. On the other hand, the Warriors should not be taken with the
legendary "grain of salt" for the
simple reason that they have given a
pretty good account of themselves so
far this season. In the Elizabethtown
game, the Warriors held the fabulous
Frankie Keath to seventeen points.
This accomplishment proves that the
Warrior quintet has a very formidable defense, and is a team that may
pull the unexpected at any time. The
Warriors have already dominated the
Philadelphia College of Pharmacy and
Science, and the National Agricultural College. They fell before the assaults of Elizabethtown, Mansfield,
Wilkes, Juniata, and their most recent rival, Kings College of WilkesBarre. Jack Sowers, rangy forward
and high scorer of the Warrior aggregation, should prove to be a thorn
in the side of the Huskies.
The Huskies should be in top shape
for the Lycoming contest. Bob
"Smokey " Andrews has sufficiently
recovered from his leg inj ury to be
eligible for a starting assignment.
Bobby Kashner and Charley Boyer
have regained their old form, and are
hitting the bucket from all angles.
Walt Banull and Elmer Kreiser have
play ed fine ball in the last two games.
In general, all the members of the
team have shown a great deal of
improvement during the past few
weeks, and are raring to scalp the
Warriors. This is really going to be
a "top-notch" game.
Andrews
Slobozien
Lambrinos
Banull

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G.
G.
G.

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Shippensburg
McClelland
Gordan
Bishop
Chubb
Book
Korkuch
Rocksandic
Bolton

Pos.
F.
F.
F.
C.
C.
G.
G.
G.

FG
2
4
0
7
0
1
5
0

F Pts
0-1 4
3-3 11
0-1 0
6-11 20
1-1 1
1-2 3
2-3 12
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Don't Fence Me In . . .

The triangular section of the campus between the old gym and Noetling
Hall has taken on an appearance which falls midway between that of a racetrack and a dude ranch. Come summer, 'twill be pleasant to lean against
the ol' top rail and read a few chapters of "Black Beauty, " while a friend
conceals himself behind Noetling Hall and adds to the atmosphere by whinnying like a horse. Or for that matter the college could institute a 'bookie'
curriculum and use that plot of ground for a workshop. That would give
Zeke Abrahams a chance to sit in the shade and work out his daily threehorse parlay. But enough of these variations on a theme. The fact remains
that something had to be done to prevent the wind from moving the Bloomsburg campus to Shippensburg when the dry weather came. It had to be
either a fence or land mines.
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The 64 Dollar Question . . .
What does a kiss taste like when it is served up liberally buttered with
lipstick ? Well, before you grab Clarabelle, le t 's lend an ear to a contemporary at Rider College. Matt LaCross of the Rider "News" claims that it ha s
a "slightly bitter and none-too-delightful taste." Being possessed of a scientific curiosity, Mr. LaCross conducted some research, but he failed to specify
whether they were blondes or brunettes. At any rate, in addition to having
a barrel of fun , he learned that there is such a thing as raspberry lipstick;
and on the basis of his discovery, Matt has issued a call for more flavors . He
also claimed that vitamins could be added. This "Rider Plan " has its possibili t ies, and the LaCross lad's dissertation on it is nothing less than scholarly.
The Doghouse gratefully acknowledges this signal achievement in raising the
American 'standard of loving ' through research. In recognition of this monumental work, Matt LaCross is hereby granted an honorary Doctor of Parlor
Warfare degree. Keep up the good work, Doctor LaCross!
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In the Spotlite . . .
Plaudits for those two hilarious 'Hess-ians', Franky and Johnny. They
turned in an Academy Award performance in Edition II of the Follies. When
the bespectacled and top-hatted Trimble takes off, he could make the lions
along Senior Walk roar with laughter. When the 'Judge' is aided and abetted
by that 'Gridiron Merchant of Menace ', Frank Luchni ck , you have a pair of
footlight fanatics who will have you in the aisle before you can say, "See
what the boys in the back room will have." . . . On the serious side of the
ledger, encores and orchids to Eleanor McClintock, the nifty Nescopeckian
whose singing neatly turned a morning in Carver Hall into an evening at the
Metropolitan . . . Worthy also of comment was Jack Wintersteen's basso
bolstering of "Marj ory."
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How is your Lingual Flexibility ? . . .
You may be interested to know that the 'wiggliness' of your tongue is
governed by heredity, and that some persons are better 'tongue-wigglers'
than others. Such , at least, is the conclusion of a University of Nebraska
zoology professor. The prof's findings also disclaim the popular belief that
women are more proficient tongue-waggers than men. In fact , and all you
local lassies take note of this, it was also found that men not only equal the
tongue-wagging ability of the fair sex, but are in the bargain moni easily
persuaded to show off their lingual flexibility. In case you have inherited a
talented tongue, you can compare your accomplishments with those of the
prof's favorite case study. This young lad was able to touch his tongue
against the tip of his nose, curl it into a double roll , and finally swallow it.
This would be a wonderful trick to teach your mother-in-law.
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Apologies for usually being slightly behind the times. The printing schedule calls for all copy a week in advance . . • Woofs for Miss Terrel's crew
haircut. Now dawns the age of the 'Crew Look 1 ! . . . Belated barks for the
Redman rescue of Rover . . . Canine of the Week : the black dog who is doing
his best to get the required residence for a degree . . . The Doghouse is not
anti-feminine. Many of its favorite subscribers are females. Wouldn't part
with them for all the money in the world. Kay is merely trying to cut into
my circulation. 'Tis a feline fifth column at work . . . Charlie Gillow has
started his 'Parade of Pennies' campaign, otherwise known as 'Pfennigs for
Philanthropy in Poland' . . . Lights go out at twelve along the Waller Hall
frontier. One of our scouting patrols has failed to return. A protest has
been filed with the U.N. . . . Spend three bucks and order yourself an
OBITER. Those who can't read will find the pictures of their friends amusing. There is also a Braille edition for those who are troubled with insomnia.
Order your OBITER today. It's the best buy in Bloomsburg ! ! !

Report on Penna.
Regional Assembly

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in the State for display on its campus.
A list of patrons shall be asked to
contribute $25 to have their names
printed in the program, The suggested arbitrary number is one hundred.
International Affairs
The discussion of the Work , Study,
and Travel Abroad Program, whereby
stu dents can tour an d stu dy abr oa d
at minimum of expense and a maximum of gain along formal and informal educational lines.
Two main points were raised in
conj unction with implementation of
this program:
1. What suggestions should be made

to foreign co - ordinating agencies to
increase effectiveness of the tour ?
2. How can the desirability of selected applicants be insured ?
It was suggested that more lectures, orientation , and information in
simplified form on political and economic conditions be available to the
students, Also, cus t oms, mores, and
the condition and role of the student
in the national set-up should be stressed more fully.
Recommended criteria for the problem of selection is to set a minimum
of academic achievement, N.S.A, participation , extra-curricular activities,
equitable geographic distribution, and
give preference to those who will be
returning to school to further international interests and co-operation.
Moved: That the above criteria be

Th e Bloomsburg Junior Bow-wow
Squad let out a triumphant victory
yell Tuesday, February 1, when they
sliced a 83-53 win off the hide of the
less - fortunate King 's College J. V.
team. Needless to say, the thirtypoint difference in the scores came as
the result of an attack which the
King 's men found j ust a little too exhausting to check. The get-up-and-go
attitude fairly ran the trunks off the
visi t or s, to say the least.
Never once slipping back into the
trailing position , the Bloomsburg Jayvees kept well ahead of the dangermargin throughout the game. They
lopped off a ten-point lead at the end
of the firs t quarter, held their ground
in the second, and then gluttonized
themselves with a twenty-nine pointgarnering splurge in the third.
A fast break and an unorthodox
man - for - man pre.ssure, the J u nior
Bow-wows sledded themselves easily
through a game which fairly thrilled
the first comers for the night's schedule. Al DeGatis, typified the whole
t eam, particularly in the third period,
by finishing up as high scorer for the
game with 22 notches on the score
sheet. Dick Ledyard and Stan Levan
held their own with 15 and 14 points
respectively.
For the opposers, McEn u re ran
away with the honors when he built
up a sizable 19-point score. This, plus
the fact that he played an outstandingly good game, made him easily one
of the best players in the whole setup.
Bloomsburg
Fo& FG F Pts
Schukis
F. 3 0-0 6
Byham
F. 0 0-0 0
Butler
F. 0 0-1 0
Levan
F. 7 0-0 14
Ledyard
C. 6 3-4 15
Heller
C. 1 0-0 2
Furgele
G. 4 0-3 8
Klemen
G. 4 1-1 9
Lang
G. 2 1-3 5
DeGatis
G. 9 4-6 22
Wikner
G. 1 0-1 2

.. KITTY AND HER YARN

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by Kay Chapin

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'SNO FUN ! Monday 's blizzard was
"shore perty," but it takes a power
motor to navigate on this lumpy campus when it is blessed with an inch
or so of snowflakes.
WHAT SHE SAID! Last week ,
Miss Johnston nonchalantly informed
her Pathology class that "Dr. Kuster
has a brain preserved in alcohol."
Wh at a shame; I never would have
gu essed it!
PAJAMA PARADE: Almost every
other night, a group of paj ama-clad
prima donnas assemble in the second
floor smoker to harmonize. It looks
like a movie skit on college life—the
girls sitting around knitting and singing. Sounds pretty good too !
CALL HIM MISTER! Paul Slobozien informed us last week that he
is now a man — officially ! He celebrated his 21st birthday on Jan. 31.
CONGRATULATIONS to Pres.
Andruss on his recently acquired doctorate.
COAT OF MANY COLORS.: I'll
bet the towns-people have noticed a
glow on the hill this week. No, it
isn't the brilliance of our students—
it's Gretch Trobach's new jacket. She
wove it herself.
WANTED ! A jet-propelled pencil
for taking notes in Mr. Wilson's classes;
STILL SITTIN' A KNITTIN' . Besides her musical talents , Ruth Von
Bergen holds the campus record for
knitting argyles. She looks undressed
when discovered without her "equipment."
WHAT A CUT-UP! Maybe the recen t talk on "short-cuts" brought it
on , but Audrey Terrel really did a
37 9-19 83 j ob on her hair. Guess we'll have to
put a little white fence around her
King's
Pos. FG F Pts head or it'll soon be as bare as the
Meir
F. 2 2-2 6 path between Noetling and Carver.
Waslick
F. 4 0-0 8
ORCHIDS TO MISS ZEALBERG
Boyle
F. 2 3-5 7 for the little informal party given for
Kennedy
F. 1 3-3 5 her new assistants in the library. It
Palladine
F. 0 0-1 0 made everyone feel right at home.
Kalna
C. 2 1-1 5
JUST GETTING THE HANG OF
McEnrue
G. 7 5-14 19 IT. Those eager individuals you saw
Kachmarsky
G. 0 3-4 3 clustered about the pendulum in SciDragon
G. 0 0-0 0 ence Hall last week were not budding
scientists. They were all trying to
18 17-30 53 concoct a clever method of describing
the pendulum's recent crash landing
a Journalism assignment.
Juia ior Varsity Scalps forVOICE
OF THE WEEK. Ed Mack,
Valley Shawnees
who did a fine j ob announcing the
"College Hour" last Tuesday.
(Continued from page 3)
SPEAKING OF* VOICES. People
Bloomsburg
Pos. FG F Pts are still talking about Ellie McClinByham
F. 2 1-2 5 tock's performance in assembly. How
Butler
F. 0 (H) 0 did we happen to overlook her for
Levan
F. 3 1-4 7 two whole years ? (Why didn 't you
Heller
F. 4 0-2 8 tell us, Don?)
Schukis
F. 2 0-0 4
AND NOW we must wind up the
Ledyard
C. 6 3-5 15 ;yarn for another week.
DeGatis
G. 4 2-6 10
—Kitty
Furgele
G. 1 0-1 2
Klemen
G. 3 0-0 6
The shortage of elementary-school
Lang
G. 2 0-1 4
teachers is becoming increasingly
27 7-21 61 acute in both rural and urban schools.
Shawnees
Laubach
Hughes
J. Simpson
Slusser
C. Simpson
Vietz
Ulshaffer

Pos.
F.
F.
C.
C.
G.
G.
G.

FG
7
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3
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4
0
4

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3-7
1-1
0-0
1-1
3-4
0-0
4-6

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11
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given weight in the selection of applications. It was secondly moved that
the Putny experimenter be consulted
as to methods of selection. Thirdly,
moved that touring groups be informed of the economically detrimental
effects of the black market. That
members of the group be unqualifiably and strongly advised to confine
their monetary exchange to the legal
standards.

Borrowed

Compliments

Letterman 's
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"Hey, your shoes are mixed. You
got the left shoe on the right foot."
"And here for 20 years I thought
I was clubfooted. "
—Yale Record
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"Do you serve women at the bar?"
"No , you have to bring your own."
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A member of u psych class on tour
asked an inmate his name.
"George Washington ," was the reply.
"Bu t ," said the perplexed student ,
"last time we were here you were
Abraham Lincoln. "
"That ," said the inmate sadly, "was
by my firs t wife."
—M.I.T. Voodoo
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Breath es there a frosh
Who 's so abnormal,
He can 't be stirred
By a low cut formal ?
Waitress (slapping customer) "And
I'm not the tomato that comes with
the 40-cent salad!"
—Ckmpus Reflector
Father to son : "It isn't any of your

business how I met your mother, but
I'll tell you one thing—it cured me of
whistling. "

* * *
Mac : "Why did you kick my dog?"
Scottie: "He raised his leg, and I

thought he was going to kick me."
—Reflector
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Definition of a professor: "On e who
talks in other peoples' sleep."
* * *

An agitated young man ran frantically down the ferry slip, leaped
across the strip of water, and landed
with a crash on the deck of the boat.
"Well," h e said , as he picked himself up , "I made it."
"What's your hurry? " asked a
deckhand. "This boat's coming in."
—Utah Unique
* * *

"Young man, you're not taking
notes."
"That's all right , sir, I have my
grandfather 's."
* * *

Those who go to college and never
get out are called professors.
—Flashlight

* * *

Mr. Penny : (to butler) "Please announce Mr. and Mrs. Penny and
daughter. "
Butler : "Three cents!"
—Reflector
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"Just because my eyes are red is
no sign I'm drunk. For all you know,
I may be a white rabbit,"

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