Sixteenth Annual Business Ed* Contest Swigonski Elected 194849 Head
To Be Held on Campus May 1
Of Community Government in Election
The Sixteenth Annual Business Educational Contest will be held at the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College IN THIS ISSUE . . .
on Saturday, May first. At this time
Be sure to read Dr. H. H. Russtudents from high schools throughout the entire state will compete in sell's article, "The Prospects For
contests • in bookkeeping, business Veterans In This Chaotic World,"
on page two.
arithmetic, business law, retailing,
Gregg shorthan d and typewriting.
Various high schools entered in Speech Instructors
this contest will vie for possession of
a plaque which will be awarded to Are Urgentl y Needed
the best team of contestants. In
universities
each subj ect event, first prize is a America's colleges and ,000 speech
gold charm, second prize receives a must graduate at least 35
the next few years
silver charm, while a bronze charm correctionists in
4,
000,000 vocally handif
the
nation
's
is awarded as third prize. Points are icapped persons are to receive the
assigned to each award, and the retraining that they need sa badly.
championship plaque is given to the This estimate—a conservative one
high school having the greatest numby Dr. Marber of points. Each school may enter —was recently released
president of the
tin
F.
Palmer,
a maximum number of five students
Assowho will participate in three or more American Speech and Hearing
and director of the Institute
events. Only one team may be enter- ciation
of
Logopedics
in Wichita, Kansas,
ed by any one school.
curriculum
of 62 hours
where
a'full
The contest, which is in its sixinteenth year, was organized in 1933 is now being offered to studentsThe
speech
correction.
terested
in
by President Harvey A. Andruss.
further
These examinations have been used eminent speech authority
only
about
estimated
that
there
are
throughout the United States as contest examinations. Last year fifty 400 students now enrolled in speech
schools were represented in the con- correction courses.
"Few fields currently offer undertests by 250 students.
graduates
the professional opportunVisitors from localities of fifty
that are offered by the rapidly
miles or more from Bloomsburg may ities
register Friday afternoon , April thir- expanding field of speech correction,"
tieth, and will be housed in the dorm- says Dr. Palmer. "For the next five
itories and in private homes in the or ten years at least," he added
"speech graduates need not worry
community.
about the demand for their services.
On Friday evening, June thirty- Though
we prefer that instructors
first, a fashion show will be presentdevote
full
time to this vital work,
ed by the retail selling classes for
it is possible for them to work with
the entertainment of the visitors, vocally
handicapped persons during
college students, and members of the
spare
time
hours or in addition to
community. On Saturday morning, at
household
duties.
Scores of speech
ten o'clock, Dr. D. D. Lessenberry, of
the University of Pittsburgh, will correctionists now are adding to their
give a demonstration and lecture on regular incomes by doing part-time
defectives, "
"Techniques in Teaching in Type- work with speech
writing." Dr. Lessenberry is an out- teria luncheon will be served to constanding authority on typing and testants and visiting teachers at
shorthand and has written many 12:30 o'clock on Saturday in the
books and magazine articles. A cafe- College dining room.

Bloomsburg Pl ayers
Win Acclaim in
Three One*act Plays
The Bloomsburg Players won the
acclaim of their audience last evening in Carver Hall Auditorium when
they presented a series of three one
act plays. At 8:15 P.M., th e curt ain
spread on Rachel Field's first class
comedy, First Class Matter, with
Betty Jane Annella, Ann Wahl, Louis
Pecora, and Charles Roberts in the
roles. The Packer and Jacobs tragedy, The Monkey's Paw, the story of
a bad-ltiek charm, f ollowed, with the
cast including Owen Diehl, Richard
Gloeckler, Aleki Comuntzis, Charles
Schiefer, and Robert Wire. Back in
the lighter vein, Wild Hobby Horses,
a farce with Gladys Kuster, Harry
Reitz, Robert Wise, William Stimeling, Zita Spangler, Audrey Terrel,
and Nancy Powell, closed the curtain
on the evening's performance.
Miss Alice Johnston directed the
three plays, a committee headed by
Katherine Graham handled sets, and
Lucy Jane Baker acted as property
manager. Barbara McNinch and Jane
Price were prompters. The stage set
committee, included Santo Prete,
Russell Davis, Paul Keener, Charles
Scott, and Richard Kressler. George
Dotzel headed the business committee, whose members were Barbara
McNinch, Carolyn Williams, Andrew
Ardos, Charles Scott, Aleki Comuntzis, and Patricia Taylor. James Tierney directed publicity.
Mr. Edward Klepts entertained on
the organ between plays.

J unior Prom May 8

The Junior class will sponsor a
semi-formal prom on Saturday evening, May 8, in the Centennial Gymnasium. It has been announced that
music for dancing will be provided by
Al Anderson and his orchestra. A
"Queen of the Prom Contest" has
been planned as the highlight of .the
Future Teachers To Present "Career Day"
affair. The contest will be open to
For High School Students on April 23
all girls who attend , and awards will
be presented to the "Queen " and two
Hi gh school 1 students of this area bers of the Future Teachers of Am- runners-up. Al Zimmerman is in
will have a chance to select their erica will interview and counsel the charge of decorations.
careers when the Future Teachers of students. A luncheon will be served
America, a pre-professional organiza- in the college cafeteria.
tion on the campus will sponsor a
Members in charge of this program
Order Your
"Career Day," Friday, April twenty, are Robert Llewellyn, Wilkes-Barre,
third, for their benefit.
Chairman ; James Tierney, Blooms1948 Obiter
The facilities of the college will be burg; Mildred Palumbo, Mt. Carmel;
NOW!
made available to youngsters from Barbara McNinch, Bloomsburg; HelBloomsburg, Ca t awissa, Scott Town- ene Brown, West Hazleton; Charles
: K, Moore, Millvllle; Marjorle Brace,
ship, and Beaver Township.
Sec
President Harvey A. Andruss will Hunloclc Creek ; Carson Whitesell,
welcome the students and Dr. Nell Hunlock Creek; Mrs. Ann Boyer, Ca- • GLORIA GALOW OR
Maupin will be the principal speaker, tawissa; Janet Gllbody, Bloomsburg,
BOB REITZ
A film "Choosing Your Career " will and William Troutman, Bloomsburg.
Only $2,00 •
bo shown in Carver Hall Auditorium The sponsor of the Future Teachers
and immediately after the film, mem- of America Is Mr. Joseph R. Bailer.

¦The annual C.G.A. elections held
Thursday, April 8, placed Thaddeus
Swigonski at the head of the C.G.A.
for the next year, Frank Luchnick,
Vice President , Dorothy Lovett, Secretary, and Joseph Curilla, Treasurer
were elected to fill the other three
offices.
Seventy percent of the B.S.T.C. enrollment went to the polls Thursday
after a spirited campaign put on " by
the candidates. No other election in
the history of the campus has attracted so much interest or enthusiasm.
Huge glaring posters in brilliant
color created great splashes of color
in th e various areas where students
congregate. The walls of the newly
furnished Waller Hall gymnasium
and corridors of campus buildings
and dormitories bore the evidence of
hard work and planning by campaign
committees eager to see their candidates elected. Spotlighted banners
hung from dormitory windows at
night, urging students to vote for
"Swiggy, " while placards posted near
the water fountains advised drinkers
to "Quench your thirst and satisfy
your mind with a vote for Purcell."
One enterprising candidate for the
office of Vice President passed out
toothpicks to students passing thru
the cafteria line in the College dining
room , while his opponent retaliated
with colorful packages of paper
matches. Gifts of chewing gum and
cigarettes were much in evidence as
enterprising committeemen sought to
sway voters' opinion.
The election procedure, patterned
after public elections was set up by
an election board of which John Morgan, Old Forge, and Julia Pichel,
Hellertown, were the co-chairmen.
The board and the election officials
were advised by Robert Van Sickle,
deputy treasurer for Columbia Coun*
ty in a special meeting. Other board
members were Eloise Noble, June
Saxton, Robert Reitz , Frank Dean,
Kenneth Wire, Jack Cillung.
Election officials were sworn in by
Charles Scheiffer, Steelton, in special
ceremonies observed today in the
weekly assembly program held in the
Carver Hall auditorium. Students
who served as judge of election were
Edward Baker, Spring City; Donald
Maietta, Williamsport, and Mildred
Palumbo, Mt. Carmel. Majority inspectors were Gloria Galow, Hazleton; Charles Boyer, Pottsville ; Matt
Maley, Pottsville, and Berdine Logar,
Weston. Minority inspectors were
Rose Thompson; Towanda; Marcella
Evasic, Luzerne, and John Morgan.
Those who helped as minority clerks
were Mary Ellen Grube, Bethlehem;
Joe Sopko, Carbondale; Phillip Joseph, Easton, and Shirley Donnelly,
Willow Grove. Santo Prete, Hazle( Continued on page 6)

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EDITORIAL STAFF
Bdltor-ln-Ghlef — Wayne Von Stitten
Associates — William JJeebel , William A . Stlmeling •
Eilltorlal Board — Robert 0. Canouse, Barbara Johnson , Chris Kliincdnfot , Alekl Comuh tzls

The Prospects for Veterans
In This Changing World
by Dr. H. H.v Russell .

.....

.

This article refers especially to Few people realize "how much of our
veterans of World War II because,of energy is used to Support war. DurGENERAL REPORTERS;
FEATURES:
ART;
Mnryellen Gulbe
Kay Chapln
Norma Felir
the fact that a large percentage of ing World War II, about 95% of the
•
Joyce Hornberger
Guy James
Al Zimmerman
the men students at B.S.T.C. are federal income was spent for war.
Katlxryn Graham
Donald Butcofsky
Llla Morgan
Barbara Nlesley
FASHIONS:
veterans.
However, all young people Furthermore, during the non-war
•
Richard Kressler
Tony Scarantlno
Alofci
AIe KI f!nmuntzl«
ComuntzlB
Jane Schultz
Norma Louise Eber
have the same stake in world affairs. year of 1946, 85% of that income
Edward Mcsstt
Russ Davis
v
t f r a w r.
Vif ttSBANS.
What does the future hold for them ? went for wars—past and possible
Janet Roser
Bill Davis
Tack
1°*™
Edward V. Sheehy
From talking with some, I judge that fu ture. The -federal income for that
Pat Clark
SPORTS:
Trr™™
SIsweIn
most of them, like their elders, have year was $65 billions, of which $54
Cnfol
Mlllard c. m,^,,., Ed.
77,
,- ! . ,
Shirley Ashner
ChrlB Klimednlst
Tommy KonetsUle
their minds on their immediate prob- spent for war amounts to about
Andrew Palencar
Tutim r rtntt
Lois Bvans
FICTION:
•
E?ank DeSn
lems—economic, 'professional, social $1500 for each American family.
Marie Uattls
CurtiB Miller
KrS
ttla '
—with little attention given to na- What might this do to raise the welVernnmae Compton
VC lt?£c
Ma Morgan
CLUB
OT3WS:
tional and world affairs. But it is the fare of people in education, recrea' Betty Buck
Perry Posocco
EXCHANGE:
younger group and their succeeding tion facilities, and health ? What
Betty Buck
HptrIpk
lp lUt HetrIck
•
Ruth Sbupp
generations which have the more to might be done in research to relieve
gain , or to lose, by whatever is plan- the ravages of cancer, of heart dis^
and other ills of
ease, of tuberculosis
ned
in world affairs now.
BUSINESS STAFF
dy
and
mind.
Curr ently, much front-page space the human bo
GENEEAX:
BUSINESS MGR.
, ADVERTISING-:
Corlnne Mittelmnn
Sara Graham
James Boyle
in the American press is giv en to the Even though we may not soon
Janet Friedman
Glenn Von Stetten
TYPISTS
'
* ,
'
demands of our Department of De- reach a shooting-war stage, the costs
Donna Mltranl
Janet Constor
.
Carolyn Hower
Lillian Mllcvy
Nancy Jacobs
fense f or appropriation of money to of being prepared will mount at ach "ltz
Geneylevs Sebestz
Robert Wnlther
£?_?? ?°
JutR Elder
Shirley Ashner
Robort Williams
increase
the power of the air, the celerating speed. Furthermore, regi*
Genevleve Scheetz
navy and the army forces to stop the mentation by our federal government
CIBCULATION
expansion of Soviet Union control of will necessarily rise , as it has risen
Jay Cortrlght, Mgr. George Chebro •
Nancy Crumb
Marvin Menealy Ann Papania
political areas. Editorials plead with during every war. The more regimenus to urge the United States Con- tation, the less individual liberty. In
gress to act in support of these de- other word, we shall be surrendering
mands in order to "assure peace and more and more of our individual
freedom. This is What we are futilely
security."
it is true that by mobiliz- trying to prevent by being always
All 48 states have reported and the fearfu l figures have been ingProbably
our man power, our technological prepared for war.
tabulated. The shameful story of U. S. traffic accidents is on the skill and our natural resources we Doubtless, we would rather vote
record :
can, for the present time, either by regimentation upon ourselves than
32,500 killed
intimidation or by a shooting war, have it come from an external
stop the expansion of the area con- source. However, other nations rea1,365,000 injured
by the Soviet Union. Whether son the same way. Consequently, the
Our source for this disturbing data is The Travelers Insurance trolled
not this will stop the spread of the peoples continue their futile outmodCompanies of Hartford , an organization which has worked for auto- or
communistic
idea is another question. ed efforts to secure peace.
mobile safety ever since cars first found popular acceptance. A gai n
Within this one generation two
in 1947, speed was Killer Number One. Nearly 45 per cent of auto- Granting "that a crisis does now world wars have been fought and two
mobile fatalities attributed to mistakes by drivers were the direct impend in world affairs" and also great efforts have been made to orgresult of driving too fast. This gross error was a larger factor in last that by marshalling the sum total of anize the nations of the earth so as
year 's total than it was in 1946; larger, in fact, than it was in 194 1, the great power of the United States to settle differences without war. The
of America and allied nations, we
the worst year in automobile history .
can contain the Soviet Union, the League of Nations failed in its main
Speeding is premeditated . Oiher traffic violations can often be question is: How long will this meth- objective and indications are that the
blamed on ignorance or lack of skill "or apathy, but speeding is clearly od of "preserving peace" continue ? United Nations will fail — unless ada deliberate action. The antidote for speeding, then , is the simplest No one can answer that question vantage is taken of the opportunity
safety measure of all : thoug htfulness .
categorically. The consensus is ' that which the charter gives to strengthA universal determination to resist the temptation of fast driving at the present time the strength of en that organization.
would have saved nearly 10,000 lives last year. It would have spared the Russian army is far above that A few weeks ago Warren Austin,
a quarter of a million persons the anguish* of broken bodies.
of the United States army. In the the United States member on the
air and on the sea our offensive Security Council of the United "Nastrength is the greater. Probably, in tions stated to Cord Meyer, Jr., PresGolddigger — A girl who loves a atomic bombs we have, a big advan- ident of the United World Federaman for all she's worth for all he's tage. Just as the executive branch of lists*. " - - - - Personally, and as
worth.
our government and our Congress is Representative of the United States
now
turning attention to appropriat- in the United Nations, I do not beThere's cash waiting for student
Nit: "Do you work in a shirt fac- ing billions of dollars directly, sub- lieve that proposals for world govwriters in Varsity Magazine 's new tory?"
sidizing private industry and draft- ernment have practical relevance to
search for short-short stories—to be
Wit: "Yes."
ing millions of men into the armed our present stage of world developspecific, $100 for any story accepted
Nit: "Well, why aren't you work- forces, so are the Soviet leaders driv- ment. - . . . Even though I am not
for publication.
ing today? "
ing the Russian people in their ef- in sympathy with proposals for conVarsity 's offer, growing out of a Wit: "We're making nightshirts fort to advance in modern technol- verting the United Nations into a
desire to develop new talent among this week."
ogy, in mechanical and chemical de- world government, I would not disAmerica's young writers, is open to
vices, and in acquiring bulwarks in courage discussion of such proposals.
any student at this school.
"Stop reaching . . . haven't you order to assure their security by - - - - I have great confidence in
Submitted stories should be about got a tongue?"
equalling or surpassing th<* military the power of aroused and informed
1200 words in length , and may be
power of the United States. It looks public opinion. "
"Yes, but my arms are longer."
on any subj ect. It is important to
as if this may go on and on, heading In this statement Mr. Austin reno t e, however, that Varsity is a
toward a lowering of the comfort- veals that in his position he, like
The only person we know who ableness of living, in other words every other member of the Securi ty
young man's magazine, read regularly by hundreds of thousands of male makes a success running other peo- "the standard of living", for both the Council must do as he is directed by
undergraduates. While fiction of this ple down is the elevator boy.
R ussi an an d , American people, Nei- his government. It must deal with
audience can be either serious or
ther nation 'Will reach the desired the immediate situation. In calling
Do what you can; but do not go end ; namely, the peace and security upon Congress for the billions of
humorous, it must be slanted for
around bragging about what you which the world needs in order to use dollars and the millions of men the
mass male readership.
Manuscripts should be typed, and could do if you were somebody else. our God-given mental and physical Secretary of Defense, with his advisabilities to promote the welfare of ors, and his staff are on the j ob, do. mailed, with stamped return envemankind.
ing that for which they were elected
go
V
Do what you can ; but do not
lope, to Short-Short Story Department , Varsity Magazine, 52 Vander- around bragging — oops, we did say Tafte our own case. All of us com- and appointed. But .we the, people
(Continued on.page 6)
plain of, an d prot est , our high taxes.
bllt Avenue, New York 17, New York. that once (see above).

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I Rains Wash Out Early Ball Games;
Scranton Trackmen Here Tuesday
After meeting the strong Shippensburg track and field team at the
down state school yesterday, the Maroon and Gold will play host to the
University of Scranton Tommies,
here, next Tuesday. (Because press
time was Thursday, it was impossible
to get the results before the deadline) .
Intramural Meet
Before taking the field against the
Red Raiders from down Cumberland
Valley way. Coach Peter Wisher got
a line on some good material from
the intramural meet which was held
at the beginning of the week.
The 100 yard dash saw three freshmen take the first three spots. Conrad, Feese, and LePard finished in
that order with a time of 10.4. These
boys are expected to carry the brunt
of the dashes for this year.
Thompson, a vet eran from last
spring, won the shot put with a

heave of 38 feet, 8 inches. Mike Krepich finished second and Jarmen third.
All are members of the sophomore
class.
Distance
Johnny Magill, senior distance star,
won the mile with a time of 5.12,
while Drenn en , anoth er vet eran and
a sophomore, came in runner-up. In
th e half mile, Urban, a sophomore
took the event at 2.17. Conrad was
second and Herb third.
Following the Scranton meet oh
Wednesday, the Huskies will participate in the Penn Relays at Philadelphia next Saturday. Wisher is now
busy selecting five men to fill the
required places. Normally, four are
listed with an alternate also selected.
The Maroon and Gold trackmen
will meet six foes in dual competition
within 28 days. In addition, the Penn
Relays and State Meet will provide
plenty of activity for the Wishermen.

We were reading a recent review Diamondmen at
of Frank Menke's ENCYLOPEDIA Millersville Toda y
ON SPORTS and came across a few
points which are little known to the
Constantly hampered by rain since
average sports fan. How many, we outdoor workouts began over two
. wonder, know that baseball was weeks ago, the Husky nine was rainplayed in a dozen cities before it was ed out in the initial game on Wednesever known in Cooperstown; and it day with Lock Haven State Teachers.
was Alexander Cortwright, not AbThursday was 'set as the rain date
ner Doubleday, who drew plans for but at press time on Wednesday evethe first diamond back in 1845? The ning it was doubtful that the contest
biggest professional baseball audience could Be played. Alffiotrfh the clay
of all time — 84,041 — attended a infield dries very rapidly, the outfield
double header between the Yanks and is not properly drained, and it reRed Sox at Yankee Stadium on May quires at least a full day in which to
30, 1938.
dry after the rain terminates.
It. seems pretty difficult to believe, Millersville Today
but Mr. Menke, according to the reCoach Robert B. Redman's crew
view, says that softball attracts the
early this morning for Millersleft
largest number of spectators above
ville
where they will engage the
all other sports. Evidence that this
is so can be found in Berwick and Marauders this afternoon at two
o'clock. The Millers, in their lidlif ter,
Bloomsburg.
trampled Elizabethtown College to
In this day of big spending, it's not the tune of 9-1 with Mike Wenglasz
and was expected to reach the finals
unusual to note that America spends tossing a five hitter.
Pursel' s Bar gains
to meet the Bargains.
well over a billion dollars a year on
Pending
the
playing
of
the
Lock
Finals
Tourne
y
In
sports. It is interesting, however, to
Bart Pursel (80)
observe that a quarter of this goes Haven game, Redman was not cerAs a result of a lopsided 80-40 vicS ' f g '. pts
for angling with a half billion apiece tain who would start on the mound tory last Tuesday over the William- Boyer,
f
13
2-3 28
being invested in firearms, motor against Millersville. In all probabil- sport Knights of Columbus, Bart Kashner,
f,
6
6-6 18
ity,
it will be either Mike Evans,
boating and golf.
Bargains
advanced
to
the
Pursel'
s
Sl
o
bo
z
ien
,
f
1
1-1 3
freshman fast bailer from Coughlin
The girls who organized the bowl- High, or Mario Berlanda, veteran finals of the Milton Gold Medal tour- VonStetten, f
2
0-0
4
ing league might be interested to senior moundsman from Tamaqua.
ney. The Pursel lads, composed of Jones, c
2
3-3
7
know (if they don't already) that the
varsity squad representing the Walther, g
4
2-2 10
Owen Diehle, of Philadelphia, will the
man who established nine pins as ofduring the Andrews, g
on
the
hardwood
Huskies
4
2-2 10
ficial equipment for bowling was probably start behind the bat with past winter, went on a mad scoring
none other than MARTIN LUTHER an infield composed of Eddie Piestrak spree as the issue was never in
Totals
32 16-17 80
himself. By 1840 the game had be- at first base; Eddie Allegar, second; doubt.
come so popular and betting on the Bob Thomas, short stop; and John
WilUamsport (40)
Charlie Boyer and Bobby Kashner,
C2erniakowski,
third
,base.
same so prevalent in America that
g
fg pts
forwards, between them
Paul Slobozien will likely patrol eagle eye
legislation was passed prohibiting it
racked up 46 of the Bargainer points. Dolan, f
2
0-0
4
in several states. The modern game left field; Claire Mensinger, center; Walther and Andrews also entered , Shugrou, f "
,
4
1-1
9
of ten pins was promptly devised to and either Buynak or Ernie Kastelic the double figure column, each get- A. Russel, f
0
2-6
2
in the right pasture. Marek is the
circumvent the legislation.
ting
ten.
Bloomsburgers
continThe
Allison,
c
0
1
1
1
One of the most indulged in .sports, other gardener.
ued their uncanny accuracy from the Campbell, g
0
0-0
0
Other Huskies Who will make the foul line, caging 16 in 17 attempts.
horseshoe pitching, was revolutionHenninger, g
6
2-6 14
ized in 1920 by an Akron (Ohio) trip and are available for action in- •Last year the Bloomsburgers lost B. Russel, g
;., 2
1-1
5
fireman named George May. He saw clude: catcher Torn , Donan ; first out in the finals to a fast Sigma Chi Boyle, g
2
1-2
5
no reason for concentrating on mere- baseman Gratcofsky ; short stop Dug- team from Bucknell. This quintet had
ly getting close to the stake and an; and pitchers Henry Brunn and entered the semi-finals on Tuesday
Totals
16
8-17 40
{
scoring one point. By learning to Jack Sheleman. Manager Brown will
regulate the revolutions while the also be with the team.
A farmer visited his son's college. HOOH REPRESENTS
shoe was in the air, he became a
The probable batting order:
Watching studen ts In a chemistry B.S.T.O. AT CLINIC
ringer specialist. In twenty - four
Kastelic or Buynak, rf
class, he was told they were looking
games in a single championship tourThomas, ss
Bloomsburg State Teachers College
for
a universal solvent.
nament May tossed 430 ringers.
Czerniakowski, 3b
"What's that?" asked the farmer. was represented at the Seventh
The preceding facts wore just a
Allegar, 2b
'
liquid that will dissolve any- Annual Vocational Guidance Clinic
"A
sample of what can be found in
Piestrak, lb
thing.
"
Monko's book. We might add a local
sponsored by the Kiwanis Club of
Mensinger, cf
"That's a great idea," agreed the Pittston
touch to the little known facts about
to be held Friday, April 9th,
Slobozien, If
farmer. "When you find it, what are
baseball.
at
the
West
Pittston High School.
Diehle, c
you going to keep it in?"
Few students around BSTC know
John A. Hoch, dean of men, served
Evans or Berlanda, p
that the hard hitting Husky secondas Counselor for Teaching during the
Nit t "Do you work in a shirt fac- morning session which began at nine
b aseman , Eddie Allegar, was quite a when he shut out Benton 's most
pitcher during his scholastic career formidable rival, Millville, with but a •tory?"
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single
Yes."
School.
In
1944
he
game
at Ben ton
hit In the most crucial
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iors and seniors from the schools of
pitched and batted his team to an of the year. We believe that Coach Nit: "Well, why aren't you work- The Greater Pittston area attended
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undefeated season and championship Redman could call on Eddie in a ing today?"
the affair which has become one of
of the Columbia County League, He tight spot and a commendable mound
Wit: "We're making nightshirts the largest of its kind in the state of
came close to a no-hitter that season performance would be the result.
,this week."
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Jupiter Pluvius certainly plays hob with a college spring sports schedule.
Because temperature alone permits only approximately six weeks of weather
permissible to play spring sports, the time is short , and it is exceedingly
difficult to make up postponements. Take the Lock Haven-Husky baseball
clash, for example, listed f or Wednesday af ternoon. The rain date was set
for Thursday. If rain forced the postponement again , a third rain date of
Monday, April 26, seemed the only time in which the game could be played.
In the event that it would be played at that time, three games would
be reeled off that particular week, for regularly scheduled contests are
listed with Mansfield and King's College. Coach Redman pointed out
the fact that it certainly played hob with the pitchers. That certainly
is true, for when you begin to figure out strategically who will be more
effective against certain teams, then rain sets in , everytliing is mixed
up. The schedule angle is not as simple as it sounds, for both teams
must agree on a make-up date, and not all teachers colleges are playing
every Wednesday and Saturday as is the case with Bloomsburg.
The Husky nine will appear in new uniforms the first time they take
the field. Donned with white suits, appearing against blue lettering
(H-U-S-K-I-E-S) three inches across the front, the Maroon and Gold colors
will be absent. This is due to the fact that suits now come in sets, and it
was impossible to order specific colors unless a three months period of
delivery was acceptable. Such could not be, so the Huskies will appear in
a very attractive blue and white uniform. Blue caps and blue socks will
finish the complete uniform. Jackets have been ordered , and it is hoped
that they will arrive soon. They will be blu e with a gold "B", six inches
high, bordered by a Maroon top. We will further explain that the blue and
white is standard, and for this reason it is possible to get them on demand.
Wayne VonStetten and Charles Kasmerovicz, both star quarterbacks
on the Husky eleven, were sent to the Temple University Hospital in
Philadelphia this week by Coach Redman to iron out shoulder ailments
which bothered the boys during the past gridiron season. At the hospital
they were under the watchful eyes of Dr. John Royal and Dr. John R.
Moore, the latter being recognized as probably the finest of surgeons
in this particular field. Husky fans are pulling for both boys to come
out in top notch condition in order that they will be ready to face a
tough season next fall.
Shippensburg, which was a power in both football and basketball during
the past year, looks as though it will present baseball and track teams of
equal calibre. The baseball team , which appears here next Wednesday,
banged out a lopsided 16-2 victory over a supposedly strong Indiana State
Teachers nine. The Shippers have ?¦. veteran team on hand, including 14
holdovers from last spring. The track 'team, paced by dash man Ed Utz ,
of Biglerville, and Hatfield, star pole vaulter , beat the Huskies soundly last
year. Shippensburg won six and lost two during the football season and
triumphed in 11 of 16 appearances on the hardwood. It looks like a banner
year for the Red Raiders.
According to reports, no trophy will be handed out this spring to the
champion of the mythical teachers college baseball conference. Nothing
has yet been done officially to signify such intentions. Thus, the awkward method goes on in determining a champion. Since the war ended ,
not one title has been won by any teachers college, with the exception
of Lock Haven 's basketball team in '4G-'47, unless the crown was challenged by some school with a record almost equal that of the winning
team according to percentage. Before the war, baseball was the only '•••
organized portion of the mythical set-up, but that, too , lias gone by the
boards. It is reported that some schools do not wish to enter the teachers college field with emphasis, but our answer is that if they do not ,
then let them stay out. Some day, when the fruits of victory are not
so plentiful and the big colleges do not desire to play them, they will
want to come back.
There is a point to the argument. These schools that wish to play
colleges outside of the teacher circle claim they do so because the competition within the tutor ranks is such that a strong athletic program is not
possible. All we have in answer to that is to say, "look at Bloomsburg's
program." Seven of the eight football tilts were within the conference; 14
of the 19 basketball clashes were loop games; and nine of the 11 baseball,
arid four of the six track meets were with teachers colleges. No contest was
a set-up, and yet Husk/ teams participated in some very good "exhibition"
tiffs with non-conference schools. One fine addition to the fall football
schedule is West Chester State, long a power in the conference. The Rams
replace Clarion, and King's College, a natural rival , is listed in place of
Rider College, with whom the Huskies had a two year contract.
A natural rival is an advantage to a school, for it not only solves the
traveling problem but also helps tlie gate. King 's College, from the
calibre of its athletic teams to date, will bo one of those. Another possibility is Lycoming College In WHliamsport, If this school can produce
alonff with King's, it would bo another natural rival.
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Horner Cites Need
For Better Outlook
A stirring appeal for a Christian
outlook in a troubled world was made
by Norman S. Homer, mi ssion ary
and special representative of the National Student Service Association in
an assembly program held in the
Carver Hall auditorium of the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College
on April 6. Mr. Horner, who is on
furlough from a Presbyterian mission
in Cameroon, South Africa , spoke on
the subj ect, "The Challenge of Foreign Missions."
Mr . Horner , in a most interesting
fashion , told the college audience
that people have too long confused
and ignored the command of Christ
to his disciples to go into all the
world and preach the gospel to all
nations. He then classed Christians
according to their outlook on the
problem of world mission. Some he
called amateur anthropologists. These
are the people who qu estion the ability of foreign peoples to comprehend
the Christian message. Others he
termed spiritual myoptics, who are
nearsighted and argue that "ch arity
should begin at home.' Mr. Horner
admitted that their claim is probably true, but asked whether it has to
stop there.
Many Christians can be termed
"businessmen " because they are vitally concerned about investments in
the mission field. Rather than question the wisdom of the investments,
these peopl e, Mr. Horner said, should
learn more about foreign lands and
their tremendous economic possibilities. He called some church workers
"Mr. Worldly Wise." These are the
people who question the practice of
taking the Christian religion to a
people who already have one. The
speaker stated emphatically that
peopl e in most of the mission fields
have no organized religion to begin
with and should be given an opportunity of hearing the Christian message.
In conclusion Mr. Horner pointed
out the great need in the world of an

T. E. BOWMAN SOLOS
AT BAND FESTIVAL
Thomas E. Bowman, a member of
the j unior class, was . soloist for the
concert rendered at the intercollegiate State Band Festival sponsored by the Pennsylvania Music Educators Association at the Lock Haven
State Teachers College Saturday evening, April 3, 1948. The Bloomsburg
musician was accorded this honor in
competition with more than 130
members of the All-Master Band at
Susquehanna University for seven
years ; the All-State Band in 1941- *
1942 and 1943; District Band in 1941,
1942, and 1943. He competed in the
State Forensic Contests for baritone
horn soloists in 1942 and 1943, and
was a member of the United States
Army Air Corps Band from 1943
through 1945.
HOCH SPEAKS AT

"Y " CONFERENCE

John A. Hoch, dean of m en , spoke
at the annual spring conference of
the Tri-Hi-Y of the North Central
District which was held at Montoursville, April tenth and eleventh. Mr.
Hoch presented an address based on
the theme .The New Look in Boy Girl Relationships," at the Saturday
afternoon meeting held in the First
Methodist Church. The Montoursville
Tri-Hi-Y Clubs and the Churches of
the community are the hosts to the
annual affairs which were staged
under the auspices of the State
Young Men 's Chri stian Association.
You can 't be a howling success by
simply howling.

intelligent and informed outlook toward- the foreign missions and pointed out that in this field there are opportunties for Christian service that
should not go unnoticed by college
men and women.
He was introduced by E. A. Reams,
chairman of the faculty assembly
committee while President Harvey A.
Andruss presided over brief devotional exercises.

"Blind Man " Bob Llewellyn Votes

The picture appearing above was snapped tlurlnp a demonstration of
voting procedures In unusual situations at the recent C.G.A. elections in
the Waller Hall Gymnasium , Bob Llewellyn , playing the part of a blind
man, casts his ballo't with tho help of Shirley Walters. Also shown Is Joseph
Vincent, portraying a man with two broken arms, who Is assisted In voting
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by Georgo Remote.
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The Campus Spotlite
by KA.Y OHAPIN

by Glenn Von Stetten
Sweetest Music This
Side of Heaven
It was October, 1929. Rudy Vallee
was singing "The Stein Song." A
new young singer named Bing Crosby
was touring the Vaudeville. That was
the week the stock market crashed
and the Roosevelt Hotel introduced
a Chicago band to its patrons. The
band played "Stardust" and "My
Blue Heaven." They still do.
In a business noted for fickleness,
many bands rise and fall in a few
years but Guy Lombardo has made
himself America's Number One longtime dance bandleader by merchandising a product as dependable as a
metronome. Guy himself, as quiet,
suave, and unhurried as his music,
has trouble explaining this phenomenal permanency. Permanency, despite swing, hot j azz or rebop crazes.
You either love the Lombardo gentle
music or it infuriates you. At the
moment, you probably love it. And
if you do, that no longer means
you're tagged with age and fallen
arches. You now become Lombardo
addicts when you first hold hands.
Mostly, the Royal Canadians sell romance.
Guy 's band has played the top
dance spots and theatres across the
country. It has also been in several
movies. These engagements more
than a little augmented by the millions of Lombardo records that Decca
•supplies the nation , have made the
Royal 'Canadians one of the top
money-making bands of all time.
Latest Disc Dope
"We Just Couldn't Say Goodbye,"
by Frank Sinatra is really OK, Frank
sounds like Frank Sinatra again. Its

th e old relax ed Fr anki e, selling an-

other good song—"You Were Meant
For Me," everyone and his brother
have recorded this oldie, but the
loveliest arrangement thus far is by
Claude Thornhill — Martha Davis
plays her own piano and sounds a bit
like Nellie Lutcher on her newest
waxing, "Cincinnati" — R ay McKinley has also come out with a good
j ump version of "Cincinnati" too, but
his pairing, "Airizay ," is even better.
It has terrific sax work throughout,
but that typical "Ray Mac' beat is
what makes the record a coming hit.
New Albums
For all Como fans, RCA Victor has
just released "A Sentimental B&ig
With, Perry." Eight sides of sweet
music brings out Mr. Como at his
best. These sentimentalisms include
"Body and Soul," "Carolina Moon"
and "Love Me or Leave Me."
"Boogie Woogie," waxed by Decca
is a fine new collection of boogie
featuring any number of hot rhythmists. Bob Crosby and his band with
Bob Zurke at the piano knock out
"Yancey Special" *and "Honky Tonk
Train Blues"; Woody Herman's Four
Chips set out with "Indian "Boogie
Woogie"; others are by Jay McShann
and Freddie Slack.
Did You Know
A drummer in most swing bands
will break in the neighborhood of 200
pairs of drumsticks every year—That
Tex Beneke carries Glenn Miller's old
trombone on all the ork's tours. Tex
places the immortal bandleader 's instrument in its usual place at every
performance as a tribute to one of
the greatest orchestra leaders of the
modern swing era.

How To Write a Letter to Your Sweetheart ,
Or Advice f or the Mal e Who Won't Send Mail
"When it comes to letter-writing,
some guys got it and some guys
ain't" — ,.t hat's what Judith Ellin,
author and letter-getter, knows from
' sad experience. But in a recent issue
of Varsity, the Young Man 's Magazine, Miss Ellin tries to remedy the
situation with an article-full of foolproof suggestions for turning out an
effective, sweet-but-not-corn y letter
to your girl,
"Forget about form" is the first
commandment, ignore those monotonous openers like, "I take my pen
in hand," or "Well, how are you, I
am fine." Dive in — for instance,
(says Judith in a flight of fancy ) "I
hate horses, Once I saw a horse
beating his old, tired driver .'
"
The point is, get going by writing
down anything that comes to mind.

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Don't move through a catalogue of
recent and future events. Don't worry about schoolish form and style; be
conversational, chatty, and natural.
In fact, to get your ideas, just

imagine a conversation between t h e
two of you. For example . . .
, YOU: Hiya, Suzie!
it

SHE: Hello, you! Glad to See you
again. You're a wonderful guy, you
know — intelligent, attractive, sweet
— an you 've such nice hair. But it
needs cutting, baby.
YOU: I know. Getting one tomorrow—a crew cut . . . which reminds
me. Why should a crew have short
hair? What if a guy 's hair's in his
face—he can't see where he 's going
anyway.
You 've (go t on idea! Write it down,
and take it from there: you might
admit that you don 't want hair-ineyes, because you want a good view
of her . . . but you wouldn 't mind
some of hor hair in your eyes — right
now.
What else can you write about if
the daily diary is currently dull ?
Well, try reminiscing —r about your
youth, for instance. Recall old ex-

tion on choosing a career. This is j ust
a suggestion—if you should see any
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of these visitors standing around
^
looking as if they may have strayed
from the flock—a friendly word or
two might make a big difference in
their day.
Also on April 23 is the Sadie Hawkin's dance which, to say the least,
should prove interesting. Come on
gals, this is our chance.
'Scuse me for "butting " in, but
those ground-out cigarette stumps on
the floor of the balcony simply do not
add a thing to the scenery. It's such a
purty place—let's keep it that ,way.
Not that it' s a matter of international signifi cance or anything, but
Harold Miller j ust bought a nice, new
black, '48 Chevrolet ! (J ust wait—if
I ever get my maroon convertible.,
you'll see it in headlines in the Morning Press!)
Gu ess that 's all the sense and «0Hsense for this week. How about meeting me here again next Saturday ?
Till then —
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until the polls closed he kept the
Election Echoes
reverberations rolling.
by Donald L. Butcofsky
Charlie Schieffer stepped up as
prime campaigner in the Pursell enThe ivy-clad towers of Old Bloomscampment and proved himself an
burg were last week shaken from the
able political field marshall. Candiquietude of a century and bore witdate Dot Lovett added her support to
ness to highly unusual proceedings the cause, and a party ticket was
when the C.G.A. election turned the formed.
placid pot of affairs into a boiling
The Luchnick bandwagon was
political cauldron. In its early stages headed by Ruth Doody, who turned
the election looked like another ho- in a five star performance in pushing
hum affair that promised to be about Frank's campaign along.
It was Shirley for Shirley in the
as exciting as spending a rainy eveBoughner-directed
Henley campaign.
ning reading the Congressional RecMiss Boughner gave her undivided
ord—but then things began to hap- attention and loyalty to the interests
pen.
of her roommate and did a first-class
An unassuming young lady by the j ob on the managemen t of them.
name of Mary Fox had an idea, and
Joe Curilla and Tony Paulmeno
what came out of that idea gave the stood as non-belligerents and added
pictured patriarchs who line the cor- not one superlative to the hot crossridors cause to arch a reflective eye- fire of slogans and catchwords. Rubrow. School elections needn 't be mor had it that it was an understeeped in insipidity, reasoned Miss standing reached by mutual' agreeFox. So she decided to do something ment. When questioned about the
about it, and the "Our Man" Albano matter, Joe replied to the effect that
campaign poster appeared in the Old he and Tony jus t didn't bother with
Gym. With its appearance, pre-elec- any campaign pressure.
tion fervor began to mount, and the
In all, the campaigning turned out
first shot had been fired in the battle
to
be a lot of fun for everybody, canfor campaign publicity.
didates and voters alike; and from a
The interests of other candidates vote-getting
standpoint it was cerwere not long without visible sup- tainly effective.
It resulted in the
port. The Swigonski campaign-ship
keenest
interest
and
heaviest voting
glided out of port with publicity-wise
Henry Kulick at the helm. Henry ever to take place in a B. S. T. C.
election. It had all the color, all the
lost little time in cutting loose with punch,
and all the spiri t you could
his first salvo of fire, and from then ever hope
to find in any election.
Interest centered chiefly around
periences together, dates you 've had Ted Swigonski and Jack Pursell, and
with her ; it may be easier to write there was some clever publicity given
the things you found you couldn't each of these presidential candidates.
say. Speculate about what snVs do- This battle for the limelight gave the
ing, whom she's seeing. She'll love to school ' one of the most rousing weeks
read about herself.
in its one hundre d and nine year hisAbove all, show that you like her , tory, and now that student Interest
that she's in your thoughts. If you in student affairs has reached an allcan do that, you're set. And without time high, let's go all the way in
maj oring In, English, too.
keeping it there.
Our spotlite casts a rosy glow this
week on recently engaged Julia Dietterick of Bloom and Paul Sholley of
Lewisburg. Julia is a freshman here
and Paul is employed in Lewisburg.
Another headline event! Mr. and
Mrs. Bernard Rodgers became the
proud parents of a baby boy last
Friday. Bernie, a senior, is well
known for his athletic ability here on
"The Hill."
Speaking of baseball, which we
were not, the girls' intramural season opens next week, and a number
of teams are all set to go. If any
of you girls "wanta make like DiMaggio" you'd better hurry and sign
on the dotted line.
The bevy of beauties who will model fqr the Business Education fashion,
show have now been chosen. - Fifteen
girls will participate—some of whom
were in last year's show. Peggy
Suchy will again act as coordinator.
It was brought to my attention
that April 23 will be "Career Day "
on campus for some 40 students from
near-by high schools. At this time
they will receive advice and informa-

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Deadline for Veteran Benefits:
.Yes, there are deadlines for most
of the benefits that you as veterans
of World War II are entitled to receive. These deadlines were fixed by
Congress under Publi c Law 239, better known as the "End of the War"
Act of July 25, 1947.
Here they are!
Education and training; under the
G.I. Bill and PX. 16 ends on July 25,
1946. Courses may be started up until
four years after discharge, or after
July 25, 1947, whichever is later.
Loan Guarantees: Loans for purchase of homes, business or farms
end on July 25, 1957.
Employment Preferences. All Civil
Service positions reserved for veteranSr such as messenger, custodians
or guards, will end on July 25, 1952.
Terminal Leave Pay. All applications must be made before Septemb er 1, 194S.
Readjustment Allowances. Unemployment, compensation (52-20 clubbers, please note!) July 25, 1952.
Automobiles for Disabled. Application may be made by amputees until
July 1, 194S, and the total cost of the
automobile must not exceed $1600.
These are a few of the more important deadlines that must be considered by you to ensure your receiving the maximum under your veterans' rights.
Next week, the second in this series of articles under "Veterans—
Know Your Rights" will be the benefits entitled to a Pennsylvania veteran. These rights are in addition to
those given by the Federal Government.
ATTENTION VETS !
Mr. Keller, V.A. Representative ,
will be available in Room H second
floor Noetling Hall, only on the Second Monday of the month from 9:30
A.M, to 122:30 P.M.
Confused? We are! Laughn W.
Massey and Vaughn W. Massey were
twins; and as such , recently gave the
V.A. of Louisiana a real workout
when they both applied for a disability pension at the same time.
Here's why :
Naturally being twins they were
both born the same day of the same
year, entered the Army the same
day, April 20, 1944, and were given
serial numbers only one point apart
(L aughn 's was 38654606 and Vaughn 's
was 38654608) .
To further the complicating of the
records, both men served in the same
outfit and embarked for Europe on
the same boat. While in Europe, they
both served in the same Combat Engineer Unit and both received promotions to Pfc and later to Corporal
on the same day. Each drove a 2 '/a
ton truck and they selpt over one
another in double-deck bunks. Both
were wounded, and treated by the
same hospital and later discharged
on the same day. (Are you still with
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us? Read on then!)
After discharge the twins worked
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"What is home without a mother? '
asked the boy with a sigh.
"I am, t on ight ," replied the blonde,
and winked a wicked eye.
We never used to be able to find
granny 's glasses, but now she just;
leaves 'em where she empties them.
The dimmer the sitting-room light ,
the greater the scandal power.
—The Collegio
She: "I'm Suzette, the Oriental

dancer."
He: "Shake."

Swigonski Elected

( Continued from page 1)
ton , and Alfred Marchetti, Tamaqua ,
acted as constable.
Members of the watchers' staff
follow: Carol Stair, Wapwallopen;
Dorothy Meyer, Nanticoke ; Hildegard Hurm, Tacony; Ruth Doody,
Canadensis; C h a r l e s Kzmerovicz,
Plains; Kenneth Borst , Equiunk;
John Klotsko, New Philadel phi a, and
Shirley Bougher, Trevorton.

Prospects for Veterans

(Continued from page I)
who, theoretically, govern ourselves
are not sufficiently on the j ob with
information and reasoned conclusions
to act as a democratic people should
act.
"The power of aroused and informed public opinion " expressed at the
polls can transform hesitancy into a
determination to strengthen the United Nations so that it may have effective power to end the disastrous
armaments race.
In conclusion , only by amending
the charter of the United Nations so
as to make it the constitution of a
Federation of Nations; i. e., a limited
world government with laws and
powers to . enfor ce th e laws, can peace
and security be established.

Veteran of the South Seas: "Whil e
in the Marshalls I saw the screwiest
bird. It lays square eggs and talks.
She: "Oh yeah! What did it say?"
?
Vet: "Ouch!"
¦ "Darling,
nothing but
"That is
think ,"

I could sit here and do
look at you forever."
what I'm beginning to
—The Campus Reflector

Tom : "Was her father rough with
you when you told him you had secretly married his daughter?"
Dick: "I'll say. He nearly shook
my arm off."

Pa: "When I was your age I
"Doctor, I'm Mr. Smith. My wife thought nothing of working twelve
has just dislocated her j aw. If you're hours a day."
Sonny : "I don't think much of the
out this way within the next week or
idea
myself."
two you might drop in. "
—The FO-ED
At a muddy crossroad corner in
"I would like some cigars for my
the deep South is a sign that reads: h u sb and , please," said the bride.
"Choose your rut carefully—you 'll be
"Fairly strong?"
in it for 20 miles."
"Yes. The ashes kept falling off
the last ones I bought."
"Stop reaching . . . haven't you
got a tongue?"
"Sometimes," said the mistress to
"Yes, but my arms are longer."
the new maid, "it will be necessary
for you to help the butler upstairs. "
"I understand, madam," replied the
You can 't be a howling success by
girl.
"I drink a bit myself."
simply howling.
—The Collegio
The only person we know who
Irate Father : "What's the idea of
makes a success running other peo- bringing my daughter -home at 8:30
ple down is the elevator boy.
in the morning?"
Voice over the phone: "Well you
"p
"Yes , I'll give you a j ob. Swee see, sir, I had a class at nine."
out the store."
The professor who comes in late is
"But I'm a college graduate."
job
I rare, in fact he's in a class by him"Sony, that's the easiest
self.
have. "
—The Campus Reflector
Golddigger — A girl who loves a
man for alJ she's worth for all he's He: (at movies) "Can you see all
right?"
worth.
She: "Yes."
He: "Is there a draft on you? "
Shreveport , La. Simultaneously both
She: "No."
began to work in the testing room
He:
"Seat comfortable?"
and later both were transferred to
She: "Yes."
the laboratory on the same day.
He: "Mind changing places?"
Still acting as a unit the twins
launched themselves toward the
Teacher: "Mary Jones."
same careers by signing up at the
Voice: "Absent."
same business school in Monroe, La.,
Teacher: "Quiet. Let Mary answer
for the same courses !
for
herself."
So, confused and worn did the V.A.
become under this appalling mounImbe — "Whfre do pickled eggs
tain of' similarity that it required a
come
from?"
Laughn
and
personal visit from
Cile — "Drunken chickens, stupid."
Vaughn to straighten out the details
—The C ampus Reflector
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