Dr, Willis A. Sutton To Address
Student Assembly Here Thursday
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A drive for new addresses is now
in progress in our College Community.
The library has become a center
for this work. Postcards are being
mailed to former ' student's parents
to bring the files up to date.
Requests have been made for addresses, but the response was poor.
If you have access to any addresses
of our college service men, turn them
in at the library desk, PLEASE !

N avy Announces
Continuation of
V-12 Program
The Navy announced today that its
V-12 college units will remain in operation for the term from July 1 to
November 1.
At the same time it was announced that the establishment of additional naval reserve officers training
corps unit , previously ; scheduled to
take place July 1, would be postponed.
That expanded program, the Navy
explained, was planned to permit
transfer of V-12 officer candidates so
that they could complete a full 8-term
course in'college.
The 27 naval ROTC units now operating in colleges and universities ,,
the Navy said , will not accommodate
all students eligible on July 1 for
transfer to the expanded Naval ROTC
program, These students, however,
will be afforded necessary instruction
in naval science and tactics so that
their academic courses will not be
affected.
The Navy's announcement gave no
reason for the decision to postpone
establishment of the additional Naval
ROTC units .

Hours at Service Station
Mondays: A.M.—10:10-11:00
A.M.—8:00-2:00
Tuesdays: A.M.—9:00-10:00
P.M.—2:30-3:30
Wednesdays : A.M.—11:20-12:20
P.M.—2:30-3:30
Thursdays: A.M.—10:00-11.00
P.M.—2:30-3:30
Fridays : A.M.—10:10-11:10
P.M.—2:30-3:30

W omen's Chorus
Plans Concert
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On May 23, the spring concert will
be presented under the auspices of
the Women's Chorus as an assembly
program.
The chorus, under the supervision
of Miss Moore, is composed of sixtyfive menpbers who have been practicing weekly for the musical presentation. The program will include
groups of sacred and secular compositions and will feature trios, duets,
and solos.
Officers of the organization are
President, Shirley Starook; Vice President , Carol McCloughan; Secretary,
Betty Smith ; Treasurer, Dorothy
Koch er; Librar i a ns , Marcella Vogel
and Bertha Sturman; Pianist , Martha
Hathaway.
For many years now, the Chorus
has been presenting an annual concert and each one was a great success.
For this reason the entire college
community is anticipating a very interesting and entertaining program .

Easter Changes the
Day Room
Last week th.e Freshman day girls
nominated five representatives to the
Day Women 's Governing Association.
Recently, day student, Betty Hess
of Benton , became the wife of Ensign
Carl Shultz , also of Benton. Once again Cupid shot his arrow and "Missused. "
During the Easter season several
visitors were seen about the Day
Room . Among those who came back
were: Marjorie Frey, a former student now attending Cedar Crest College; Mary Louise Scott, Betty Hagenbach, and Harriet Sterling, B.S.T.C.
graduates of the past year who are
teaching now. Oh! school how I dislike you , but somehow I j ust can 't
stay away.
At Easter one thinks of flowers, even Americans over in Italy do, ono of
the Senior Day girls can confirm that.
Returning to visitors, have you no( Continued on page 4)
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Blue Cross Offers
Hospital Benefits

Distinguished Educator and
Public Speaker Will
Appear April 12

Do you wish to become a member
of the Blue Cross so as to protect
yourself against hospital bills? Certainly no one knows when accidents
or illness will occur!
The Blue Cross is a way to assure
yourself of the best hospital care
when it is needed, without worry of
expense . The cost is $10.20 a year
for each individual under special application . When you go to the hospit>
al , you present your Membership Card
and the hospital sends your bill to
Capital Hospital Service for payment.
The B!«e .Cross Plan will entitle you
to the following facilities in any one
of the 40 member hospitals in Central
Pennsylvania, or at any approved
hospital in the event you are away
from home .
All members are entitled to receive
without charge in semi-private accommodations, 21 days or more of
the fines t hospital care, plus a 50%
discount up to an additional 90 days.
In member hospitals, the hospital
services that follow are provided
during the 21 full-benefit days the
first year, 25 the second, and 31 days
the third and succeeding years.
1. Bed and board, including special diets.
2. General nursing service.
3. Use of operating room .
4. Laboratory examinations consistent with the diagnosis and treatment of the condition for which hospitalization is required .
5. Electrocardiograms.
6. Basol metabolic examinations.
7. Physical Therapy,
8. Oxygen and use of equipment
for administering oxygen.
9. Drugs and medicines—except
blood and blood plasma.
10. Dressings and casts.
11. Anesthesia if administered by
an employee of the hospital.
13. Transfusion of blood or plasma
which has been donated or otherwise
provided by the patient.
14. Emergency room care in accident cases within 24 hours after the
accident occurs.
An ailment, condition , or inj ury
existing at the time of enrollment is
not covered,
For a private room, you. pay the
hospital the difference between its
rate for a semi-private bed and the
private room selected.

"Deeply impressed by the able and
powerfully constructive educational
work of Dr . Willis A. Sutton in his
lectures to American educators, the
Educational Department of the Reader 's Digest has engaged him as its
Guest Lecturer to speak at meetings
of teachers throughout the United
States on the subject "The Battle for
America."
The Battle for America is tile continuation of Hastings, Runnymede,
Wa t erloo , Yorktown and Gettysburg.
It is a battle for freedom of religion,
for an unshackled press, for individual liberty and for civil and individual
rights. *It is a' battle for farm and
fiel d , for the life that made our land
a success, for the ideals that aided
our people to succeed, for the ideals
by which we shall continue to live
and to grow in physical and in spiritual power. It is the battle for education and for giving all citizens all
possible advantages.
From a Georgia plantation and early education in a one-teacher country
school and in a high school he reached
by riding every day sixteen miles on
horseback, Dr. Sutton made his way
to college and to university, stu died
law, became a teacher and for twenty-three years served as a highly able
and extremely original Superintendent of Schools in Atlanta , Georgia.
For his educational work, colleges
and universities gave him a number of
degrees and for his wise, in spiri n g
and humorous advice, teachers
throughout the Nation called upon
him to speak year after year in their
assemblies and made him President of
the National Educational Association.
In all probability, Dr , Sutton , who
has addressed audiences many times
in every state, has spoken to more
teachers and students in the United
States than has any other living
man . In the educational world, he i s
too well known to need any commendation from the Educational Department of The Reader's Digest."

Miss Alice Johnston
Pays Visit to Campus
Miss Alice Johnston , at present a
member of the Hunter College
Speech faculty, returned to the College Campus for an Easter vacation
visit.

Social Service Club
In "Dyeing " Party
During the pre-Easter rush , Social
Service Club members were busy dyeing Easter eggs for the children in
the Bloomsburg Hospital who were
patients over the holiday season. An
attractive basket of eggs and candy
was made for each child .
The club is also aiding in the
clothes collection drive . Various members of the club are on duty to collect clothing. The room provided for
this purpose is between tlj e Canteen
and the old gym, Bring your contributions there!

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Editors
Alhamantia Comuntzis, Jacqueline Shaffer
Editorial Board
Jean Richard .
Sports Editor
John Zagoudis
Service Editor
Phyllis Schroder
Exchange Editor
Mary Schroeder
Business Manager
Helen M. Wright
Circulation Manager
Eileen Falvey
Assistant
Evelyn Doney
Reporters — Peggy Anthony, Rosanna Broadt , Jean Dickinson, Barbara Greenly,
John Hmelnicky, Audrey Lawton, ) Baron Pittinger, Marjorie Downing and 'Marjorie Stover.
Typists
Anna Pappas, Harriet Rhodes, M ary DeVitis
Faculty Advisors
Miss Pearl Mason, Mr. Samuel L. Wilson

Education - -

Somewhere - - - A Mighty Force
Over There

What Makes a Good School?
An attractive building and modern
equipment and books all help to
make a good school. But a community can have everything else that
money can buy for a school and it
will not have a good school unless
it has good teachers. No school is
any better than its teachers .
Perhaps your child has a good
teacher — well prepared , constantly
learning more about teaching, a
wholesome personality . . . a teacher
who is supplied with excellent books
and motion picture and radio equipment . . . a teacher whose classes
are small enough so that each pupil
can be treated as an individual . . .
a teacher who is paid a salary whicn
makes it possible to live comfortably, to continue to study, to travel ,
and to do other things which enrich
personality . If so , you are a fortunate parent
The re are , to be sure, some teachers who do good work in spite of
pitifully low salaries , There ar e som e
teachers who do a fine jo b of teaching in spite of the lack of proper
equipment or buildings ,
But , in general , we get what wo
pay fo r.
Today, a critical situation confronts the schools of the nation at
this most crucial point—the teaching
staff .
In limited sections of the United
States the salaries paid to teachers
arc sufficient to attract and hold capable people.
In most sections, however, salaries
are too low to obtain the kind of
teaching that wo need or to provide
economic justic e to the teachers ,
Hero , briefly, are the facts:
The national nverage for teachers1
salaries, incronsing numbers of whom
must have n college education or
muster 's dogroo , was only $1550 in
1942-45; for rural teachers only $967,
Compare this with the average salary
of federal government employees, oxeluding military personnel , .¥2234; and
with employees in manufacturin g industries, $2363.
Five- out of every hundred American teachers—44,000—wore paid loss

Somewhere — "over there" — an
American fighting man lies wounded
—his face contorted with pain—his
life hanging in the balance.
A medical corpsman is at his side
giving him a blood transfusion . There
is a strange quietude about the sceno
as the bloocl from an American over
here passes slowly in to the body of
that wounded American over there
—in an effort to save another American life .
When you realize that your blood
can give a wounded American fighting man a fighting chance to live,
can you do anything else but contribute regularly to your local blood
bank ?
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Thirty out of every hundred American teachers — 240,000 — were paid
less than $1200 or $23 per week. Living costs thruout tho country have
risen at least 25 to 35 percent since
August 1939, Some estimates are as
high as 4y percent , Teachers' sala r ies
have risen less than 10 percent .
Two hundred thousand teachers
have loft tho profession since Pearl
Harbor, many because they could not
live on their salaries. Our children
lose; tho nation loses when the teachers are forced out of their chosen
work in order to make a living.
In 1943-44 more than 50,000 emergency teaching certificates have boon
issued to partly fill tho gap. In addition , thousands of positions wore
abolished , important subjects have
been dropped , and classrooms have
been overcrowded .
To make matters worse in tho
years ahead , enrollments in colleges
preparing teachers have declined 60
percent because pay is bottor in other
typos of war work and young people
have been lost to the armed services.
Those facts carry a prophecy of terrible consequence unless p r e s e n t
trends are checked. Wo can no longer afford to regard so lightly the services of the teacher if wo really believe that the way to a greater future for America is thru tho development of human resources.

Spring Fashion Notes
For Men
Ed. Note!
We are for tunate in having a guest
writer, Miss Lucretia Lathrop, a noted woman columnist of women's fashions . We have asked her to write a
bit on the male fashions of B. S. T. C.
Although Miss Lathrop has previously done fashion notes for only women, she has digressed from her usual path to give her enlivening opinion on the male dress of B. S. T. C.
Miss Lathrop writes :
I have noted a tendency towafd
mustaches among several of your students . Personally I find them a bi t—
shall I say wolfish—b ut I imagine one
would be handy in some situations . It
docs not seem to me however, that
the wearer could ever get close to
his objective. Coffee just would taste
the same!
The majo rity of your male population seems to belong to a club of
some sort that requires a traditional
cost u me . The pants of this garb—
sadly lacking in the approved center
crease — are a very dark shade of
blue . There is no coat to the outfit
—only a sort of slip-on affair with a
very attractive wide collar that flutters most becomingly in the breeze.
I find the hats to be the most intreguing part of the outfit . The view
from a window above a large group
of these men wearing the hats is
much like looking over a bobbing sea
of mushrooms j ogging merrily above
a background of dark blue.
The fascinating thing about these
hats is their versatility. They can
be worn any number of ways. I saw
two young men, I believe their names
are Bibbo and Davis, wearing their
hats directly in front of their eyes
with the entire weight of the garment on the upper bridge of the nose.
This should cut down their visibility
somewhat, but perhaps they prefer
it that way. A Mr. Lyon has a unique way of wearing his hat . It tilts
well down on the right with just a
shade of leaning to the center front.
Very different! There are various
other ways of wearing these hats
but space will not permit my telling
you about them ,
My only obj ection to the typo of
uniform this organization has adopted is the lack of color. A flower here
and there on those dear little hats
could do so much , or a dash of brilliant color about the waist of the
dark blouse would give it that
"smart" look, Apparently the men
enjoy this type of dress or so many
of them would not persist in wearing
it .
Yours for creative creations — Lucretia Lathrop,

Quartet Makes Debut
Get hep, Slop — if you missed the
assembly program Wednesday morning, April 4. Whatta surprise! The
mighty Quartet gave out with some
sweet and hot j ive guaranteed to
"send" oven the coolest sophisticates,
With Stanley Hibbs doing the honors, the Quartet consisted of the following boys : Francis Hantz , playing
both the saxophone nnd the clarinet;
Nick! Gotsl , strimimlng the electric
guitar; Laruo Gunnlson , presiding at
the drums; and John Bisblng, tickling
the Ivories,

Cut Assessments
Students at Scranton-Keystone Jr.
College found it rather expensive to
cut classes on the days preceding and
following the Easter vacation. They
were assessed 52.50 for each class cut
on those days. Now that's an idea
for some enterprising young businessman at B. S. T. C.
—The Keystonlan
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Breakfast at Sardi's
"Dinner at Sardi's," a take-off on
the popular radio program, was the
fea tured program in Moore Hall Dining Room at Scranton-Keystone Jr.
College . The cast included Tom
Breneman , Uncle Corny, and others.
Lily Dache could have picked up a
few original creations if she could
have been there,
The Keystonian
The sky was so blue
Sweet and warm the air—
And a bluebird flew
With a graceful flair.
Bu t in the classroom
There is such despair
It is j ust like a tdmb,
Full of much hot air .
—State Signal
Signs of the Times
Comes Easter: Frills, Flowers, a
Clasp.
Results: A hat That Makes Men Gasp
The Clarion
Gym Exhibition
Recently the Health Department
of the Coal Township High School,
Shamokin, held its Thirteenth Annual
Gym Exehibition . Miss Shirley Seigfried , chosen to represent her classmates as Health Queen of 1945, was
crowned at the Coronation Exercises
held at the close of the program .
—The Clarion
A Boy Left School
A boy lef t school again today
Lof t for—God knows—where
But all that I could think and say
Was, "it doesn't seem quite fair."
"It doesn't seem fair," you say
That he should have to go
He really would like to stay
But ho has a job you know ,
A job that really must be done.
It can 't bo done in a day
Then all of us can have our fun
'Cause a boy left school today.
—Tho Clarion
We hope the new synthetic milk
comes from contented chemical s,
—Tho Colloglo
First Voice : Oh , darn ; There went
another tooth . One, two, throe , four,
five, six, seven, eight . Eight of them
gone !
Second Voice: Well , don't drop your
comb so much ,
—Tho Collegia
After the members of Science Club
saw tho two films "Trees for Tomorrow " and "A Tree Grows in a
Tost Tube," a February graduatO j and
former president of Science Club, Arlono Supcrko, spoke' to tho members
about her teaching,

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Civilian Boys Doing Their Part

Huskie Diamondmen Show Promise
Squad Cut to 26 with Lone
| Civilian on Team

Are Represented in Every Campus Sport

Still unable to work out on the new
baseball diamond, the B.S.T.C. squad
of diamond prospects had to be content with the lower part of the field.
"Doc" Nelson trimmed the team to
twenty - six players as a result of
practice during the past week. The
number of men on the team is still
not a definite one with a possibility
of eliminating two or three more
players to get the squad down to
playing size.
Considering the conditions prevailing during the past week, the squad
put in a very favorable week. They
were able to get out almost every
day, even getting in a few scrimmage
games. If first week showings mean
anything, we can expect to look forward to a very successful season.'
¦The team to date contains eight
battery men , six pitchers and two
catchers, eight infielders and ten outfielders .
The pitching staff consists of four
right-handers and two south-paws.
The righthanders who have shown
promise enough to remain on the
squad are, A/S Sullivan, A/S Zurn er
who also fared very well on the basketball court for Bloomsburg S.T.C.,
A/S MC Niff and the lone civilian on
the squad Wanich . As for the two
portsiders, they are A/S Strong and
A/S Zagoudis . Catching will be A/S
Bottger and A/S Stulb, who was a
member of last year's baseball team.
In the infield there will be A/S Opalka , A/S Terhune, A/S Bianco, A/S
Mariaschin another member of the
basketball squad this past season,
A/S Pratico, A/S Scheer, A/S Klinefelter, who was on both the baseball
and basketball squads last year, and
A/S Denz. Rounding out the team is
the outfield comprised of A/S Davis,
A/S Stoltz, A/S Masterson, A/S
Bloom, A/S Kirk, A/S Valentauk ,
A/S Nielson , A/S Fleming and A/S
Ryan ,
There is still a question as to who
will be on the first team with the
majo r question mark being the outfield . The infield that has shown the
best play during the recent workouts
is A/S Klinefelter on first base who
throws lefthanded , but bats righthanded, A/S Pratico on second base
playing a steady game at the keystone sack throwing and batting
righthanded. At shortstop and looking good is A/S Mariaschin , on third
base is Terhune who will more than
likely remain there i£ A/S Ix doesn't
recuperate from his present illness.
Filling in that all important catchers
position will be A/S Bottger. The
latter three players all throwing and
batting righthanded.
The outfields trouble seems to bo
hitting, with A/S Davis holding his
own so far followed closely by A/S
Stoltz and A/S Masterson. With a
few more days of batting drill the
boys should begin to find tho range
and go to town .
Summing up the squad, it looks as
If emphasis during practice is to be
placed upon hitting, for it has fielding
and pitching potentialities, besides bolng both fast afield and on tho basepaths .

With all the sport and other acti- I gun for the Huskies on the court. His
vities around the campus we find that 'great defensive as well as his offenthe civilian boys are putting their ef- sive work proved to be a great help
forts into them; so that these activi- in the fine record the Huskies achievties can be worth while to the college ed .
community. In this respect the boys John "Minute Man " Mihalko, freshare cooperating with the Navy men man from Exeter, af ter a period of
every way possible to achieve this coaching from "Doc" Olshefski tried
goal . They are cooperating with the his hand at wrestling.
Navy on the field, in the classroom,
Francis "Pokerhantas" Hantz, also
on the stage to try to blend these a freshman from Duryea, is doing his
different groups into one great organ- work in the field of music. He's strikization for the improvemen t for old ing the band wagon for the Navy
B.S.T.C.
inspection and the Navy Orchestra,
To mention some boys, who parti- which is a novel thing on the camcipated in some sports which is worth pus . He's the man, who can play
while writing abou t, note that at least either the saxaphone and clarinet (or
one boy was represented in some ev- both). If you should happen to hear
ent which took place during the year. some j azz from North Hall it is Hantz
Henry Catski played some good again trying to play some music.
football for the Huskies this last fall.
On the baseball field is Mark WanThis wat Henry 's second yearplaying ich getting his arm in shape for the
football for the Huskies, and i t was current baseball season j ust around
he who was responsible for creating the corner. He's the dean of the
many a headache with his great de- pitchers on Doc Nelson's almighty
fensive work on the line.
nine . He's a pretty tough man to hit
Joh n "Mel" Hmelnicky was a great when the boy is in top physical shape.

Oklahoma A&M grabbed the mythical National Basketball Title from
DePaul by a 52-44 count, but the
Blue Demons were the real record
breakers of the post season tournaments. Lead by George Mikan , who
scored 120 points in three games (53
against Rhode Island State) , DePa ul
established thru new team marks in
the three games that won them the
Garden title; 244 points (100 field
goals and 44 free throws ) 97 points,
in a single game, and an 81.3 point
average per game.

This was the third straight year
that the NCAA champion has triumphed in the Red Cross game. Utah
nipped St. John last year, and Wyoming beat the Indians in the first
game of the series. N.Y.U. took third
place for the NCAA by nipping Bowl- Home
ing Green 63-61, in the first runner- Home
up clash to be staged .
Away
Away
Other basket ball champions crown- Away
ed last week were Fort Wayne as the Home
top professional crew, defeating Dayton 78-52, and Phillips "66" who took Home
its third A.A.U. title ri pping Denver's Away
Ambrose quintet 47-46 in the finals. Away
Home
Toronto's defeat of the mighty Away
Montreal Canadians in the Stanley Home
Cup Play offs may rank as one of the
year's top surprises. The Boston Bru- Home
ins looked as if they might upset Detroit too, but the Red Wings have
taken the last two tilts to assume a
3-2 advantage.
The current Saturday Evening Post
carries an interesting article about
Detroit's twin twenties, Hal Newhouser and "Dizzy" Trout , written by
"Red" Smith of the Philadelphia Record. It is an interesting study of the
two great stars .
Tallest player in Organized Ball
this year will be Ralph Siewert,
611Vj " Newark rookie. Siewert is ft
pitcher, but also plays firs t base or
tho outfield. The Bairs have dubbed
him the "Junior B-29."
All eyes will be turned on Bobby
Feller as he assumes the managerial
job at Groat Lakes this year. His success on tho mound will go far to settle
the controversy about "come backs"
by players who have seen action , Also
at Great Lakes will bo Konny Kolton,
Dick Wakefield , Clyde Shoun , and
Max Marshall.
Jack Knott , who pitched for tho
Browns, White Sox and A's, has won
a battlef ield promotion to first lieutenant .

Baseball Schedule To Dat e
April 10
April 17
April 21
April 23
April 26
May 3
May 9

May 12
May 16
May 19
May 26
June 1
June 6

Tuesday
Tuesday
Saturday
Wednesday
Thursday
Thursday
Wed n esday
Saturday
Wed n esday
Saturday
Saturday
Friday
Wednesday

Berwick
Elizabethtown
BucknelL
. Elizabethtown
Ursinus
Olmstead Air Base
Eas t Stro u dsbur g
Olmstead Air Base
Pen n St ate
Bucknell
East Stroudsburg
Ursinus
Penn State

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LIFE WITH UNCLE

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by "Phyzz" Schrader

Dear Fellas,
In our last edition of "Maroon and Gold," Bernie introduced me. I'm the
one who's as athletic as Chesney and with the poise of a perfect lady too—
Bernie—you flatterer!!
I'm going to try to take over Bernie's "Life With Uncle" and hope to make
a good job of it .
. B.S.T.C.'s a lot different now from what it was when I first came in 1942,
and probably very different from your B.S.T.C. The Fleet's in but hasn 't
taken over—well—not altogether—that is. We still remember the "used to
be here " fellow. I wish I had known all of you.
Here's repeating Bernie 's lines— "Keep those letters coming"—I'll see that
they are answered—that's a promise!!!
Most sincerely,
Phyllis Schradcr
Major James Harmaii
It has been learned that Major
James Harman who was officially reported dead a year ago was machinegunned by two Nazi planes after he
left his damaged plane and had opened his parachute .
Major Harman in peace time served
a three year enlistment with the coast
artillery based in Hawaii. He is the
husband of the former Mary Margaret Brunstetter of Catawissa. Post
humous awards have been made to
his family of the Silver Star, Air
Medal, Silver Oak Leaf Cluster .
Sgt. Leo Hoff man
Failure of his parachute to open
when he leaped from a disabled plane
in Holland caused the death of Sgt.
Leo Hoffman of Almedia . He met
death August 5, 1944.
Leo Hoffman enlisted in the Air
Corps Reserve while a student at
B.S.T.C. in 1943.
Lt. (j.g.) Ezra Harris

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Lt . Harris is home from two years
of service in the Pacific. He is spending a thirty day leave with his wife
and daughter . He saw his daughter
for the first time when he arrived
home on leave .
He was in Nava L engagements at
Bougainville and at other points in
the Solomons and more recently was
based at Espirita Santo in the New
Hebrides,
Robert L. Johnson
The promotion of "Bob" to staff
sergeant was announced by Maj. Gen.
Howard C, Davidson , commanding
General of the Tenth Air Force .
Sgt. Johnson spen t the past twentytwo months in the India Burma theater as chief dork in the Quartermaster Section of the Tenth Air Force
Hea dq uarters ,

S. Sgt. Chas. Bomboy
A second Oak Leaf Cluster has
been awarded to Charley for meritorious achievement while participating
in bombing attacks on military and
industrial targets in Germany,
He is an aerial engineer and top
turret gunner on an Eighth Air Force
B-l? Flying Fortress.
1st Lieut. Donald Rislie

R i t t e r 's
School and Office Supplies

From the Indiana Penn comes this
article entitled: "Editor's Job."—
"Getting ost a paper is no picnic
If we print jokes, people say we are
silly.
If we don 't , they say we are too
serious .
If we clip things from other magazines, we are too lazy to write
them ourselves.
If we don 't print every word of all
contributions , we don't appreciate
genius .
If we do print them , the columns are
fill ed with junk.
If we make changes in the other fellow 's write-up, we are too critical .
If we don't , we are blamed for poor
editing.
Now, like as not , some guy will say
we swiped this from some other
sheet .
We Sid.
Who says "The days of chivalry are
(Via Northampton C. Medical'Bul- long since gone?" Knights in shining
letin) . Via Cheney Record.
armour may be a "has-been" but their
spirit still lingers on—in the disguiseof bell bottom trousers, blouse of
Navy blue.

What Goes Over
The Fence Last?

Dear Daisy Day Girl

1st Lieut . Rishe has been wounded
in action in the European theater of
combat . He is hospitalized someTaking a stroll in the Dayroom I
where in France.
noticed that at about 19:45 Lenore is
called out by a certain somebody. A
Lieut. George Menarick
little later the same procedure is car"Moose" is at England General ried on by Fern and Dottie. (It must
Hospital, Atlantic City doing rehabil- be nice.)
itation work.
Mrs. Schultz takes aside her peeps,
Lieut, Boyd Buckingham and S. Eva and Peggy, and lets out with a
Sgt. Chas. Bomboy have met in Eng- little harmony. (Admission $.05 a
land and are having frequent Bull couple).
Smith , Pappas , Krum sit there deSessions.
bating whether to go downtown or
Antliony Petro R. T. 2/c is on the not. Taking one look at studious
U.S.S. Solomons, a converted aircraft George, they decide not to . (I wonder
carrier,
why) .
Raymond Algatt is in France after
McCloughan , F l a h e r t y, Welliver
serving in Persia and Greece .
and Faust are busily engaged writing
lesson plans . (Poor girls).
Shaffer and Comuntzis are running
aster
anges t e
around tearing their hair out getting
the M & G together . (Watch your
blood pressure).
Sharpless is busy beautifying Hath{Continued from page I )
ticed 'a handsome Marine quite often away with Guss and Fisk as onlooklately in company with one of the day ers an d critics. (Um-mm. Looks nice).
Studious Miss Rhodes pops in and
girls ? Dotty can give you further inout. ( Now you see her, now you
formation on this subject .
If you find any stray benches you don 't.)
Time for class now so I'll have to
might deposit them near the Day
Room , It gets rather t i ri n g to stan d go.
So 1-o-n-g
in the hall.
Snoo p er

E

Ch
h
Day Room

TEXAS LUNCH
D. J. Comuntzis

Cnl . Danto 'lS, Villa
In a letter home , Cpl. Villa told his
parents he had been freed from a
German Prison Camp, Th e letter tel ls
that he is in the Near East , an d was
freed by the Russians.

Getting Out a Pap er

Fred
Hi pp enst eel

So in answer to "what goes over
the fence last?"—ju st say "Trinity!"

Bart Pursel
j

MEN and BOYS

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DRY CLEANER .

J. L. DILLON

Dillon 's Flowers

SNYDER'S
DAIRY
DANVILLE

HAZLETON

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CLOTHIER

Phone — 127)

BLOOMSBURG

CLOTHING
AND
FURNISHINGS

It's a cinch to crawl under or over
a barbed wire fence — if someone is
holding the wire. But it's disastrous
if you're the last man. (Results pictured above).

WHERE
COLUMBIA COUNTY
SHOPS and .

SAVES

PENNEY'S
Bloomsburg, Pa

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