Christ mas Spirit Pervades Cam pus Social Committee Breaks News of Social Calendar Soph. Nominate and Elect Class Officers The Sophomore class held their firs t meeting of the semester on December 8, 1943. Doctor Maupin, class advisor, was in charge of the meeting. The class elected Elvira Bitetti president. She was formerly vicepresident. The other offices remained unchanged, excep t the treasurer and vice-president positions. These are yet to be elected. The nominees for the vice presidency are as follows: Marj orie Stover , Eileen Falvey and Betty Smith, The nominees for ti'easurer are Marie Krum , Jacqueline Shaffer, Mary Schroeder and Phyllis Schrader. KAPPA DELTA PI HEARS TOWN MEETING Gamma Beta Chapter of Kappa Delta Pi held its monthly meeting in the social rooms of Science Hall, Thursday evening, December 9, 1943. Helen Cromis presided over the business meeting. The Chapter nominated Father Fl a nniga n of Boys ' Town fame as a member for Laureate Chapter of Kappa Delta Pi . Dr. Maupin , the chapter advisor , spoke to the group about the origin of Town Meeting of the Air. The members listened to the broadcast of Town Meeting that evening. Education after War and Federal Subsidy of Education was the discussion among the speakers. Light refreshments were served. CAR OLERS WILL TOUR BL OO M SBURG WEDNE SDAY Student Christian Association will congregate in the lobby next Wednesday at 7:00 P. M. The group will tour the town as a body, singing Christmas carols. When the last strains of "Silent Night" die away, the club will woncl its way back to the social rooms of Science Hall for a social gathering. On January 5, the first meeting after the Christmas holiday, Mr. Bailor will be the guest speaker. He will describe "Customs of Turkey ." Trees Deck Halls : Waller Hall girls completed plans for erecting Christmas trees in the halls of third and fourth floors. Helen Fehl and Lillian Guis purchased and At a meeting held on Tuesday af- supervised the decoration of the trees. ternoon the Social Committee of C. Others helping were Evelyn WhitG. A. arranged a very interesting man , Gloria Gillis, Rose Cerchairo, social calendar for the remainder of and Kay Kurilla . the trimester . The program is as • The girls trimmed th e trees last follows: evening, and the trees will remain December 18 until the end of the holidays. A Christmas Party in the social rooms of Noetling Hall. All kinds of g ames are to be played. Everyone is A. A. U. W. MUSICAL invited . January 8 The Arts Committee of the AmerAn informal dance held in the Old ican Association of University WoGym. This is our first affair in the men had charge of a musical program New Year , and we should appreciate presented in the college auditorium everyone 's participation . of Tuesd ay evening. Included in th e program, based on January 15 Christmas music, were organ selecBingo party in the Old Gym. No tions by Mr. Arnold B. Wagner , piano charge—prizes. selections by Mrs. Edward Deily, January 22 vocal selections by Miss Maree E. Leap Year Dance with Leap Year Pensyl and Miss Mary Jane Sharpcustoms. less. Miss Maree E. Pensyl directed Januar y 29 group singing. Miss Ruth E. Beers Dancing Bucknell Game (here). arranged carol histories, and Anne following th e game in the Old Gym. Shortess and Bernard Kane presented them. Miss Pensyl and Mrs. Harold February 5 R. Miller sang a duet, acco mpa nied Masquerade Dance. Here's you r by Mr. Wagn er. chance, fellows, to discard your uni- Among the solos were "O Come All form for one night. Ye Faithful. " "O Little Town of Bethlehem /' "Ave Maria ," "O Holy February 19 Nigh t," and "Christmas Fantasy." Farewell Dance—for all. Members of the Book Club, HandSome of these dates will be inter- craft Club , college faculty and studchangeable. We have some things in ent body were guests. mind which depend on the weather, Af ter the program the A. A. U. W. as sleigh x'ides, etc . Also , the com- members entertained the members of mittee is trying to get feature movies the Book and Handcraft Clubs at a to show in the Auditorium for the social in the social rooms of Science benefit of all members of the college Hall. community—free . Keep posted on social events through the Maroon and Gold. Also, DRAMATIC CLUB look for a Social Calendar whereby ACTIVE IN SCHOOL we hope to keep you posted on all events throughout the week. Details AND COMMUNITY later. The Social Committee: Sallie Dock- Th2 Dramatic Club has established ey and Betty Hagenbuch , Co-chair- quite a record. It has at one time or men, Bob Stowe, Frank Schreiber , ano t h er , performed for every church , Walt Wagonhurst , and Ray Ashcom, club and other social organizations in publi city chairman , thank you for town , with few exceptions. So far your past cooperation , and also for this year the club has presented plays your future participation , we hope. for the Drama Group of the Woman's Civic Club, the Christmas dinner of the Woman 's Civic Club, the AmerFINAL WAR FUND ican Association of University WoRETURN S RECEIVED men , the Alter Guild of St. Paul's Episcopal Church , and a program in Information on the final returns of our auditorium. the War Fund Drive carried on at In addition to this busy outs'ide acthe college during the week of No- tivity, each Tuesday night at the regvember was received today from ular club meetings a one-act play President Andruss ' office. under student direction is presented. Contributions are as follows: fac- This affords the actors a chance to be ulty, $400; students, $136.53, and em- constructively criticized by other ployees, $104.50; making a total of members of the Dramatic Club and $641.03. the sponsor , Miss Alice Johnston. At The faculty and employees also present a play-reading committee is contributed to the drives at their selecting a three-act play to be prehomed (faculty, $55.50; employees, sented for the public sometime be$11.02). fore the close of this trimester. FuThe grand total for the college to ture plans indicate a busy time ahead for these energetic Thespians. date is $707.55. . Operators Will Abandon Switchboard s This Evening ; Many Guests Expected At the invitation of the Bell Telephone Company the V-5's and V-12's will be entertained at a program in the auditorium and dance in the old gym this evening. Many Guests Commanding officers of the units and their wives, patrons and their wives, and other guests will be included k in the 450 persons who will attend the holiday function. Included in the program is a presentation , "A Sailor's Dream." Navy men and girl employees of the Bell Company are in the cast. Par ty in Gym After the program in the auditorium the group will adjourn to the old gymnasium where there is a Christmas tree set up. Beneath it is a gift for every Navy man. Refreshments , and dancing to a Navy orchestra are to be enjoyed. Mr. "Nick" Carter, Bell Company representative, has charge of th e party. Committees are composed of V-5 and V-12 men. o OPEN HOUSE FOR GIRLS IN NEW GYM The facilities of the new gym were available from 7:30 to 10:00 P. M. to all of the coeds of B. S. T. C. on Thursday. The cro wd which attended was enthusiastic and appreciative. Everyone participated in at least two different sports. Under the supervision of Miss Lucy McCammon the girls played basketball, cage ball, and ping pong; while in the pool, instructors Hennes and Gehman were kept busy with a constant stream of diligent learners. The evening was not only entertaining but also profitable because the girls racked up many points toward credit in the "B" Club. By ten o'clock the gym was deserted . The girls were tired but well pleased with the evening events. H&arnon nnb <£rifc Journ ey Into Oblivion Why are there sounds of clinking heels from the training school to Waller Hall? Wha t unpatriotic practices are carried on between these hour-glass pebbles oil time? The wearing off of the pavement fro m the grind of scarce shoe leather and the wearing down of heels is a Member daily pro cess. What does all this Is the practice a necessity? ftssociafed ColleeiateFV©$$ Ifmean? not, why is it carried out so diliSTAFF gently , without nerve racking st rain? ^ Editor-in-Chief Florence Faust A-a-a-a but is it? Well, the wimperSports Editor Frank Schreiber ings coming from the timid voices Exchange Editor _ Helen Parangosky reveal to us that Pat Patterson in the Ar t Edi t ors kindergarden is learning how to keep Fred Dent and David Jackson house and that knocking blocks over Service Editor Bernard Kane for the amusement of the children can be a jo b that takes weeks to masEditorial Board Athamantia Comuntzis, Joyce Hay, ter so that the very upper most blocks Jim McDermott, Jacqueline Shaf - fall not on Mary 's t oe , but Johnny 's who isn't paying attention and probfer, Guy Zerfoss. Business Manager Anne Sabol ably never will. Then we can peek in on Fred Dent and his brilliant 4th Advertising Manager Robert Stetson graders under Miss Barnes. Three of the boys have Mr. Dent cornered exReporters plaining to him a perfect take-off Meda Calvello, Poletime Comuntzis, demonstrated with the paper airHelen Cromis, John Gilman, Betty plane they have just been playing Hagenbuch, Kenn et h Hager , Mae with. The girls are nonchalantly adKlinger, Margaret Latsha , . Sam miring his coal black hair. Mazzeo, Robert Megargel, Carmel Gandering around the corner we Sirianni , Marj orie Stover, Glorig bump into Anita Behler who has just Gillis, Helen Fehl, Carliss Kight. declared that she can't typ e, stops in Typists her tracks as she remembers that she will talk before the P . T. A. tomorRose Cerchairo, Mary Devitis, Jean row evening on, "How typing has Kay Dickenson, Elsie Flail, Kurilla, helped me!" In the same room we Mary Schroeder, Florence Mills, try Snyd Mary Louise Scott. Edna er, to hear bellows of music conducted by the Mary Vocalist Parr with Faculty Advisors baton if you please. The ascending Mr. S. W. Wilson Miss Pearl Mason thriller begins in an upward sweep of Gusto! Then the note hangs DECEMBER 17, 1943 in mid air for the sweet fifth graders to finish. The ending resounds of drippling notes scatter and shatter the room. We try to escape into the hall , but are forced to get out our gas masks as we notice a cloud of dust , some cattle scrambling down the steps, and the contorted face of Ella Schargo peering throu gh what looks like mucky mist. We begin to feel hungry and now we know that our friend has They Say been left with the cumbersome task That the Navy V-12's n ow hav e to of herding these noon day "munch be in at 9:00 o'clock every night ex- ers " into the basement for a full decept Saturday night. It looks as if ligh tful hour of recreation. The rest the girls will be seeing the fellows we leave to our imagination as Nelcna Pope is seen lying on a table, of to the door instead of vice versa. We know it isn 't proper (accord- till tilings;, yes—she's—no not going ing to Emily Post) to congratulate to be operated on—yes—yes just girls upon their engagement—but sleeping. There are a group of First congratulations anyway, Joy Propst. Grad e children hoveling near. It is The Waller Hall girls are very Mrs. Baker 's room. Everyone seems sorry to hear of Dr. Kehr's and Miss peaceful enough so why not leave Ri ch's illness, To both of you—a hoping Miss Pope doesn 't roll ofl from her reclining pedestal. If we speedy recovery . Lt. Jack Hower, from Bloomsburg, hear a thump and a scream w.e'll be a former B. S. T. C. student, paid a buck. visit to us here at the college. Lt. It is about time to leave our obHower recently received his com- j ective only we have company. Three girls are chattering to the tops of mission in the Army Air Corps. Who are the girls with all of the their voice. They are confused beXmas spirit up on fourth floor? We cause Miss Moyer keeps them "h ophear that they have a nice Xmas tree ping " only they don't know where covered with snow . The question is they 'll hop next. Let us hurry away —where did they get the snow? In from all this turmoil and come back case you are interested j ust visit ( to eurth where people are normal and j ust take it easy by not making plans room 468. " Miss Mettler invites all of you up but instead sleep most of the day Oh! Hum! to her apartment on second floor to away see her Surrealist tree. Slacks have become a necessity See that boy over there annoying around campus because of the ex- Mary? tremely cold weather. Why, he isn't even looking at her. Did you ever see Bush's smiling Well , that's what's annoying her. admirer? What kind of a husband would you It's harder to get a letter i'rom your mailbox before noon than get advise me to get, Grandma? Just leave husbands alone nnd get out safely i'rom a store that has a yourself a good single man. sale on nylons. o It seems that Wilkes-Barre was RUY RONDS — RUY STAMPS rnther n windy city last Saturday. , i O. i i Editoriall y EXCHANGE ^^ listenTmate By PARRY Georgia Tech recently lampooned the rigorous G. I. life of soldiers and sailors on campus by p ublishing a poem complete with four illustrations at the bottom of page one. The poem went like this: Mother take down your service flag, Your son is at Georgia Tech Instead of fighting battles He's learning how to neck. If he isn't playing football , He's swimming in the pool , Mother take down your service flag, Your son is back in school. ? Turnabout A certain prof essor at Ohio State walked into the class room fifteen minutes late to find the class gone. The nex t day the students were reprimanclad . The professor said that his hat on the desk was a sign of his pr esence. Next day the professor again found an emptj r room. On each desk was a hat. —The Keystonian. The Proposal ," she said when J lo father "Go asked her to wed ; For she knew that I knew that her father was dead, And she knew what she meant when she said , "Go to Father!" Th e Tech of V. P. I. ?:? Professor Kurrelmeyer , of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, complained recently about the illegibili ty of the papers turned in by his students and suggested that they use a typewriter to ease his deciphering task. During the next German quiz the quiet of the room was suddenly shattered by the pecking of a typewriter in the back of the room. It seems that Oliver Selfridge was taking the professor at his word— li terally ! * It' s awfully simple to kiss a miss , It's simply awf ul to miss a kiss , Kisses carry germs it's stated , So kiss me, Kid , I'm vacci nated. * At Colorado Womcns College every Freshman girl was shot by a movie camera and given a voice i'ecoi*ding as part of the required Freshman speech course. The movies were taken of each girl 'as she walked up and down stairs , sat down , rose, and walked toward the camera for a close-up . For the recording, each girl gave a three-minute speech concerning her home town , and then she read a ten-line poem, thus recording both her reading nnd speaking voice. ? 1st Old Moid: A long stocking will hold all you want for Christmas, won 't it? 2nd Old Muid : No, but a pair of socks will . —Indiana Penn. NOTICE TO DAY MEN . . i In future you will receive your copy of the Maroon and Gold in the library . Lost",year you l-eeeived your copies in the men 's day room, but we have discontinued that practice as few of you use the room this year. Remember to get your copy in the library. • '<< Jack Brooks went into a dive. It lappened at the swimming meet, so ilon't try to annex anything to the tatement. ¦ ¦:< i;i 1 i.' A vote of thanks to the band for heir work at the basketball games. .hey bolster the team spirit and nuke the evenings complete. l|) r c -^ —** MARINERS &LAY HA£D IN /N TW^Uf^LS l|l -I ! "Bushie " Bush is declining all vequests to twirl his baton. He claims no was put to shame by "Cotton " franklin 's Manual oi! Arms class. Nobody could duplicate some of the gyrations they executed in getting a Aile from "port turns" to "right .s houlder nnns,"