See You at the. Dance Welcomc'A luinni Bloomsburg, Welcomes Returning, Alumni! EARL N. RHODES RESIGNS ; f * SIXTEENTH ANNUAL HOMEC OMING CELEBRATION i j STATEMENT OF POLICY EQUALS PRE-W AR EVENTS DESPITE RESTRI CTIONS SERVED AS DIRECTOR AND INSTRUCTOR AT COLLEGE ¦ The Maroon and Gold is a pub- j Celebration of the Sixteenth An; lication for the college community • HAPPY HOUR FEATURES Homecoming Day of the nual Earl N. Rhodes , director of teacher l and men-in-service. Beginning in; Bloomsburg State Teachers College training at the Bloomsburg State • November it will be published : CHO RUS GIRLS AND BAND will commence ¦ today despite the ¦ - Teachers College and principal of the Benj amin Franklin School, has retired , effective the beginning of the 1943-44 term. Coming to Bloomsburg in 1923, Mr. Rhodes served as director of the placement service, director of secondary education , and instructor of courses in education and psychology. Active Career Mr . Rhodes ' active career as an educator began in the Middle West, where for 20 years lie served as principal and superint endent of schools in Michigan and Illinois. Prior to coming here he was for f o u r years director of teacher training. S t a t e Teachers College, at Salem , Mass . Mr . Rhodes , a gradu ate of the State N o r m a l School, Ypilan t i , Michigan , secured his Baccalaureate Degree at the University of Chicago, his Masters Degree at the Teachers College, Columbia University and took graduate work at the University of Chicago , Clark University, and New York Universi ty. Appreci ation His apprecia tion and esteem are recognized by a resolution of the college board of trustees, stated as follo ws: "It is with utmost reluctance and regr et that the Board of Trustees of the Bloomsburg State Teachers College records on its Minu tes the retiremen t of Mr. Earl N. Rhodes , the Director of Teacher Training over the period of the last twenty years. The personal and profession al contribution of Mr. Rhodes is herewith noted in his having raised our student teaching to a level not hitherto attained at this institution. With origi nality, vision , and courage in foundations for the training of youth thought , speech , and act , he ha s laid in the college classroom , in the teaching field , and with admi nistrators. Tribute As an instructor , administrator , and friend of trfe college , we herewith delight in honoring him at the time of his retimement from active service and to wish Mr . and Mrs. Rhodes all the satisfaction of a life of great usefulness. The student body wishes to add its best wishes to Mr. Rhodes. To the many students who have been in Mr. Rhod es' classes, he will always be remembered for his sly humor that usually popped out when least expected. Many a student has been surprised to discover that Mr. Rhodes did n't miss a thing that went on in (Please Turn to Pa g e Two) i ¦ weekly by the staff. Assignments j Playing before a sell-out crow d of I for staff members will be due • paper will be; Monday, students and V-5 trainees, a The college noon. \ '. group of Navy V-12's presented their | released Friday. pubwill The Maroon and Gold j first Happy Hour to Bloomsburg last : '.lish news and feature material of j Thursday night in the Auditorium of ¦ interest to students and alumni. It: Navy Hall . • will back movements for college j The-talents of the group proved to I good. It will present problems of ¦be varied and entertaining. Featured ; in the program were some "glamorths campus impartially. •¦ The staff invites your news sug- I ous chorus girls," advertised as ; gestions, and criticisms. • "hangovers from the Fair ," who presented some original dancing and singing numbers. The humorous side of the show was well represented ARMY ORDNANCE DIRECTOR ihroughouut by a series of mimics and acts plus a multifarious array of EXPLAINS SERVICE SUPPLIES iokes. A ten-piece orchestra entertained Maj or Howard P. Klair , Regional with some popular numbers and also Director of Army Ordnance, talked supplied the musical background of in chapel October 8. According to Maj or Klair , the Field the entire show. Highligh ting the Service consists of th e maintenance musical part of the program was the and the supply of equipment to the presentation of Chief Jack W. Llewfighting forces. The Industrial Ser- ellyn 's composition, "A Sailor 's vice is held responsible for the man- Dream. " It was introduced to the ufacture of all ordnance equipmen t. audience by Tenor Clair Wagner , The Philadelphia Ordnance dis- and later Chief Llewellyn was intrict is one of the largest in the duced to sing the song himself. Although the entire show ran for United States. At the head of the one hour and a half , it was characPhiladelphia Ordnance is Colonel by one continuous line of terized , David N. Houseman the district chief . A group of outstanding busi- outstanding performances . The sucness men selected from the district cess, of the show has prompted the a rea , headed by Mr. Ing ersoll, the group to announce that they would deputy district chief , are advisors to like to stage a stag show or smoker Colonel Houseman. The purpose of in the near fu ture, to be followed by this committee is to advise and solve another show to be open to the enman ufacturing problems which may tire college. arise in the district. Under Colonel Houseman 's j uris- A young soldier was walking with diction , th e following departments a girl on a cold and windy day last have been organized and function as week. He was well covered and the names indicate: General office, closely buttoned , but she wasn't. "I legal division , professional informa- can 't see what keeps you girls tion section , public relations, OPM , warm ," he said. '"You're not supprogr ess division , production , inspec- posed to, " she told him. t ion , r a w m a t erials , miscellaneous, o machinery , automotive, artillery, amIf you do more work than you are muni tion , field service adminis tration paid for , soon er or la t er yo u'll be section , and the regional office which paid for more than you do. The Labe tt a . (Please Turn to Pa ge Pour) * 1 i GREETING S Homecoming (Please Turn to Pa ge Three) VEEN AND THIM EY PRESENT DANCES Jan Veen , internationally famed exponent of the Modern Dance in ; America , with Erika Thimey, pre ! sented a spectacular program Friday • evening in the Auditorium of Carver • Hall. : The featured dances of the proI gram showed the wide creative range ] of the artists . The dances have been • described as festive lyric , gro\ tesque and comic, and dramatic and magic. The costumes, beautiful in design and color , gave the entire presentation an air of brilliance. The performance, attended by a i XZf tTtA *<^^ *&y \ varied group composed of the faculty, the student body, and the Navy of|ficers and cudets, was marked by its ; President. C-/ •{••¦¦¦¦•¦•¦¦•• ¦•• ¦•• ¦•• ¦•¦••• ¦¦¦¦•¦¦•¦¦•• ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦( •¦¦•¦•• ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ " ¦¦¦¦¦¦ * >4* variety and strong educational value, On this Sixteenth Day I am grateful for the op• ; p ortunity of saluting all students who are in the Armed Service and I welcoming those who are returning to our campus. Certain war time restrictions have caused us to streamline our | • Homecoming activities , but we know that nothing can restrict the ; "Spi rit that is Bloomsburg." May this Spirit help to overcome the : great problems which now face us at home and abroad , and bring ¦ all the loyal sons and daughters of Bloomsburg back to the campus | for future Homecomings in the not too distant future.' Sincerely yours, I I 1; w artime restrictions which necessitate a streamlining of the usual program. This year, all the guests who come to Bloomsburg will find a change in the usual procedure . Because of the war restrictions on food , it is impossible to serve a noon luncheon in the dining room. Those who wish to lunch on the campus are asked to bring their own box lunches and are invited to eat them in the social rooms of Science Hall. Coffee will be served there by a committee organized for this purpose. The members of this committee are Mrs. Amanda Thomas, chairman; Mrs. Etta Keller, Miss Edna Hazen , Dr . Nell Maupin and Mrs. Natalie Buchheit. This morning a review of the entire Navy V-12 Unit is to be staged on ths Mt . Olympus Athletic field. The Navy Marching Band will supply the accompanying music. A featured event of the celebration will be the Navy vs. Navy football game to be held on the athletic field at 2:30 P. M. today. Admission is the Alumni dues receipt, student ticket, or 55 cents. Aft er the game there will be an Alumni Tea held in the Day Women 's Rooms in Noetling Hall from 4:30 P . M. to 5:30 P. M« Everyone is invited to attend this affair. Both dormitory and day rooms will have open house before and after the football game. The final event of the Day will be an infor mal dance in the Centennial Gymnasium at 8:30 P. M. Music for the occasion will be furnished by Maynard Laubach and his Orchestra. The Social Committee, headed by Sallie Dockey, is managing the dance. Admission: Alumni dues receipt , students ticket , or 55 cents. The patriotic theme has been emphasized this year as it was last year. Entrances to both Carver Hall and Ultaroim ani (&alb Member Pfcsocialed Gblie6iate Ptess STAFF Editor-Jn-Chief Florence Faust Sports Editor Ray Denier Exchange Editor _ Helen Parangosky Art Editor Fred Dent Service Editor Bernard Kane Editorial Board Atharnantia Comuntzis, Earl Erdman , Joyce Hay , Jim McDermott, Jacqueline Shaffer , Guy Zerfoss. Business Manager Anne Sabol Advertising Manager Walter Stetson Facult y Advisors Mr. S. W. Wilson Miss Pearl Mason OCTOBER 16, 1943 AROUND THE P oef ruf CAMPUS Another college session is under way and as alway s , it brings to the foreground new faces and new ideas as well as the changes brou ght about throu gh former ideas—ideas that started out as small sparks, sputtered , j and then continued to burn; others that started out as gigantic bonfires only to simmer down , flicker , and L'ade away into oblivion. With this first issue of the Maroon and Gold lor 1943 , this column will start out as a new spark , hoping you , the road en-, will kindle tho flame now and then to make it burn continually through remembrances of an old get-together , a smile , a laugh , a j oke, or an old saying at some particular spot on the campus . So with this in mind , "Aroiuid the Campus " shall start shaking oil" the dusty cobwebs and brin g back memories to the graduates , upperclassmen , and become a revelation to our newly arrived campus members . Now that you have been properly introduced to "Around the Campus , '' the tour shall get under way by walking up College 3-1ill toward the college campus. The first thin g ihat you will see is the fountain spouting cascades of water thr.t overflows from its circular base into the artisticall y arranged flowers. But it has not always been this way . For a long time , during the past century of the school's existence , there had been a fountain in the lower left front of the campus havin g been installed soon after the school was opened on its present site . ft was the class of 1904 , of which Aaron Killmer was president , that decided to present the original fountain in Iron! of Institute Hall , now known as Carver Hall , as their class memorial . The fountain was in the form of a crane spouting water throu gh, its upturned beak. Many are the frbsh that remember the reluctant swims they had to take around the base of the crane being dried by the cold autumn breezes , or the annual fishing jaunts from the unyi eldin g base . Durin g its three and a half decades of life as a decorative ornament , the crane received many inj uries from the youngs ters, and on more than one occasion it gave up crumbling to the ground only to be doctored and once more placed on its leggy pedestal . But in the late thirties , no wire , soldering, or other mending could hold the crane together so down it came , bein g removed to its last peaceful resting place to relive its glorious memories alone . Then a lonely pipe was left to continue the water cascade , but the cl ass of 1940 did not forget the crane for that-y ear ihey replaced the fountain with the present model; and although it was not another crane the water continues to cascade from one bowl to tiie other while our ethereal crane , holding its place of esteem, stands on the sidelines of memory with it;-, beak pointed skyward . With cold weather catching up with us, we pay our last respects to that little pest that bothers everyone, the mosqui to. WINGED VICTORY Under the spreading bayberry bush The grea t mosquito sings ; The pest , a mighty insect he, With long and sinewy stings, And the muscles of his brawny limbs Arc thick as wedding rings! His wings are strong, and light , and long; His bulk is like a van; His body filled with blood he 's swilled , He bites whoe'er he can , And stings the whole world in the face; He spares not any man! Week in , week out , from morn till night You can hear his bellows blow; You can hear him swing his heavy sting Witli measured beat , and slow, Like a sexton ringing the village bell When the evening sun is low. He goes on Sundays to the church ; Among the pews he flits; TVijPjp tt « He hears the parson pray and preach, rt And stings him where he sits, iple , can keep her sea-legs. Then to the choir he wings his way THE T. G. F. CLUB j Because so many more people are And Editoriall y gives the tenor fits! crammed on the bus night at it's ! Eventuall y , there comes a time in ' necessary to increase the number of The Maroon and Gold Stan" ex- i the life of every college student when i stops . Maybe it' s a coincidence and Buzzing, stinging , burrowing, tends a welcome to the Navy V-12 j he mast become hardened to the rou- maybe -it isn 't , but nearly every time Onward through life he goes; men now stationed at Bloomsburg . t ine life of a real professor. And , the person who gets of! occupies a Each morning sees an eye-lid bi t, Each evening sees it close; The administration und students here i alas , I am one of those poor unfor- scat in the rear of the bus. Somebody itching, somebody scratchbeings. i tunate are trying to coordinate your group Finally the crowd thins out and the ing, ft isn't that I mind the fall-out at with ours into one college commungang and I find seats. I sigh with re- Nowhere a nigh t's repose! morning ! clock every six o it isn 't ' ity . lief because the bus is making fewer We realize you are here tor very that I mind the cold , cold water; it | stops now and is gradually picking definite reasons and those reasons isn 't that I mind the rush of dressing j up speed as we near Bloomsburg. It Thanks , thanks to thee, O buz zing blimp, seem at times far removed from ours and eating, or the dash to catch the ' isn 't long 'till I leave the bus and who are prep aring to be teacher s. I seven o'clock bus , because you see I begin to climb College Hill . Deep in- There is no rest at nigh t; | But while you remain on the Blooms- I'm really riot awake . I have one satisfying feeling and For you the citronella flows , I must admit that if I get to the i side burg campus , the Maroon and Gold is that I am a full-fledged mem- The screen doors all are tight; , j bus stop oven a moment early I try that is also your paper. ber of tiie T. G. F. Club , which means O go your way, and leave, we pray , To make our paper of interest to \ my best to steal a few more snatch- I "Thank God Friday. " Each burning lump and bite! the entir e college community the es of sleep to make the usual forty j James T. Harri ty . stafl consists of students from both winks , but it isn 't very long 'till I hear j It is far easier to know men than gro ups. The staff has added mem- the bus coming and 1 wipe the sleep to know man . "A SAILOR'S DREAM" Rochefeucauld. bers from the Windf all , and Fresh- from my eyes and climb abo ard. men who have worked on high school The bus is never crowded on the ! Like an old Romance publications. Together the Maroon way to school so I alway s get a seat, i When Flatterers meet , the deveil Wh ere things come by chance goes to dinner . DeFoe. and Gold stall' plans to make your But no moro sleep ! I haven 't , as yet , j Is the way that you came to me. paper a vital organ of the college discovered whether it is the tires or j ¦ A face that canno t smile is never And I found delight community . the road , but something j olts me good . Martial. In your smile so brigh t on to the seat and awake and I hang o As you showed me what love could prepare myself for the stops at cvevy EARL N. RHODES RESIGNS , prepared post, be. It is best to be you fence Excuses are an admission th at i stops have a cruel are unable to deli ver the goods. for these sudden (Continued Fro m Pap e One) Your eyes, your hair , and your face w ay of sending one from the sent to so fair class—and that little chuckle that the floor in n most unlad y -like manLike a master 's old picture it seems came ou t always gave , away th e fact ner. There 's no on e like you , ¦ Alter about throe- quarters of an th at ho shared their jokes , too . His There 's no love so true, dig nified carriage , his immac ulate hour 's ride i arrive at "the little red AGAINST You 're the girl of a sailor 's dreams. HITLER/ appearance, a nd his gentlemanly con- school house , " en ter my classroom, | Chief Jack W. Llewellyn. ¦ *<"V __ duct , commanded the respect of all and wait for the bell to rin g . This is 'l Reprin ted by author 's permission. the signal to begin. his associ ates and students. All duy long my teach inc, cl asses j THE BUSY SWATTERS' CONTEST are marred by the thou ghts of that | homeward ride , Because , at the rin g ! Tho results of the Swatter Conof thu dismissal bell , I have exactly test held in the Dean of Women 's fi ve mi nutes in which to (rover three flashed in to our office to-day . Gloria blocks to catch the Bloomsbur g Eelcas tra destroyed 163 of the little Special . pests and Gertrude Harmon ran a s^K^v T^JthI If I'm l ucky, 1 ge t a seat; if I'm .oso s-econd with 115. Prizes will be c' not , I begi n a new series of advenannounced later. ture.-!. . r\ • ^ ¦• ¦• ¦ ¦ ¦• ¦• ¦ ¦• ^ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦• • ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦f l B t f l t ^ t Th-j bus seats twenty -live. When ¦ ¦ there fift y people on i t , it' s no jo ke! j ?ZHB *&fo/, UNITED STATES « ege The student body, coll ad1 There nvo bars, loca ted nt the top of fyH^W? WAR , ministration and Navy perV-5's, j I (ho bus , to which one may hold. | tr iSP^ BONDS sonnel extend their sincere symj I Congra tulations to anyone who , with nthics to Chief J. O. Franklin : jj p STAMPS W one arm stvnifihl up in the air and upon the death of his Mother. • j the other loaded clown with books , INGS BONDS & STPMK SAV WAR { •¦• ¦ ¦• • •¦• ¦• ¦ ¦• •¦• ¦• • •¦ ¦• ¦• ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦• • •¦ ¦• • |i iincl crushed amid several other peo- 8«V i. ... ¦ fl ¦ _ INSURE YOUR HOME IHll(LIP> fflMj | L~ U|l' ¦ ¦ EXCHAN ^^ i By Parry Bloomsburg Sta te Teachers College is not the only school which is undergoing many changes. Do you have any idea what is happ ening in co] \eges outside of Bloomsburg? * >;= * Due to retirements , enlistments ,' leaves and resignations, Indiana State Teachers College is minus seventeen faculty members. Indiana 's enrollment of 826 students places it among the largest of the Pennsylvania State Teachers Colleges despite the entrance of the many former students into war-time services. Females outnumber the 39 members of the opposite sex by approximately 19 to 1. S * if Cornell University is initiating an intensive 16-week course on Russian civilization with many prominent teachers lecturing . This is the first time in any university in the United States that a selected group of students are being acquainted with the different phases of Russian lif e. * * « Stars and Stripes, the United States Army newspaper, not only carries baseball box scores, but has a daily photo of some glamor queen , usually a Hollywood movie star, presumably for the purpose of providing "pinups." & |:J $ At Ohio State the housing situation is as mixed up as it is in many other colleges. The Army ASTP took over two girls' dormitories while the women moved into the abandoned frat houses. •'',•' :|: v » GOLDBR ICKING One comes upon aptness in goldbricking not suddenly, but rather works up to a supreme skill in it as in any other craft. Let us follow a green-gilled boot, Seaman F. D. R. Jones, an extraordinarily average guy as an example. About one week after receiving a letter "Greetings From the President ," he will awake in the middle of the night , about 5 A. M . numbly and dumbly cussing some blow-eared bugler . He will dash out to formation for chow then hastily to sick call. "Say doc muh foot's blistered. " "Pharmacist , paint this man 's foot with tincture of merthiolate. " "Muh finger 's swollen." "Paint it with tincture of merthiolate ." "Muh throat's sore. " "Paint it with tincture of merthiolate. " "Muh stomach aches." "Mate , give this man some tincture of merthiolate to drink and throw him the Devil out of here. " Our prodigy has begun his life as goldbrick for Uncle Sam. The next month is a lugubrious one for our little seaman . He spends the mornings washing the Captain 's car. the afternoons collecting garbage cans and the evenings de-espousing himself of various and sundry odors. Being" unlucky , he finds that to smoke in ranks means spuds to peel, to chide the chief means floors to mop. Being gullible, he answers the call for men who can take shorthand and discovers himself firing furnaces because the firemen were shorth anded. He supplies his hands and able brain to the supposed need for good horsemen and finds himself shoveling dung. Soon, however, he "wises up. " No longer does he answer the spurious call for typists, to unload a batch of typewriters. He learns to hide the smoke of a hastily sneaked cig arette The Stroud Courier published by the students of East Stroudsburg State Teachers College gives a list of items for the unescorted. Among them are—don 't dance with your girl friends, don't over-dress, and Tact eyes righ t. The new secretary was on the car* * * pe Lawrence College is the only mem- ' t. "Miss Jones," said the boss, "I may ber of th e Midwest Conference with ay s that you 're a very attractive a football team this year. Reason: girl . " Lawrence is the only school in the "Really !" said th e typist , blushing. conference with a Naval trainin g "You dress well; your voice is well eligible play. uni t to mod ulated; your deportment is also beyond reproach. " An Ugly Man contest was spon"You really mustn't pay me so sored last spring on the San Jose many compliments ," she protested. State College campus in California , "Oh that's all righ t! I only wanted by Alpha Phi Omega , scout service to put you a cheerful frame of fr aternity . At a penny a vote, $150 mind before in, up the matter of taking was earned by the ballots to contrib- p unctuation and spelling. " ute to a war purpose. ill i[i * iii ii> * Civilia n and Naval students on the Georgi a Tech campus are conducting a contest to name the queen of all Techmen 's girl friends. The winner will be dubbed: "The Girl I'd Rather Be Restricted With. " m hi A KANGA ROO * a MAKES A BIG SKIP TKa in Did you hear about the new classific ation for army eligibility that one of the professors put himself in? It's 4B—b ulges, bridges, blind ness and baldness. ANNUAL HOMECOMING (C ontinued From Pa ge One) Waller Hall have been decorated In Red , White and Blue. All of the arrnngements for the Sixteenth Homecoming have been under the direction of Dr. Klmber Kuster and his committee of faculty members and students. GOING TO SKIR BU YING WAR SAVI NGS STAMPS Social Room Policy Listed by Council I by blowing the smoke inside his j umper. with the regulations Above all he knows how to take setInupaccordance by the College Council, the things easy. He has learned that to facilities of the social rooms of Noetfinish polishing brass means only ling Hall have once again been made that he will have to start dusting the available to the College. C. P. O. 'sv barracks. The fact has The following rules have been escome to him , that to return too quick- tablished as the Social Room Policy: ly from an errand will result only 1. The social room will be open on in his chasing away on another . weekdays from A. M. to 9:50 P. Our beloved boot has uncovered M. On Saturday8:00 it will open from the fact that some tasks are easier 1:00 to 5:30 P. M. and be from 6:30 to than others. Peeling Irish Prunes is 10:20 P. M. On Sunday it will be easier than unloading sides of beef. open from 1:00 to 5:30 P. M. and Posting notices on bulletin boards is much less muscle tearing th an dig- from 6:00 to 9;50 P. M. faculty, ofging ditches. By now Seaman Jones 2. All members of the college ficers , cadets and all students, has developed a nose for work . He can smell the harder employment a including the Navy trainees, and day away. He then gets himself their fri ends, shall have the use of foisted off onto more simple drudg- the social rooms. 3. Smoking and serving of food in ery, such as exercising the commandthe social rooms are prohibited. ers kittens. regular College social commitThe Too , he makes the less gruelling , tee headed by Sallie Dockey, has labor last. He puts the shine supreme appointed been by the College Counon windows, the polish perfect on cil to administer the Social Room decks . He spreads a liberal amount Policy. year, This contrary to the of wax on the deck and then so the policy of the previous year, there heat of friction won't damage the supervision will be no direct over deck , he takes an equally liberal the social rooms. Since this condition amount of time to polish it down . Here now at the end of a month is a new undertaking by the College is our learned boot , intelligent in the Council , its success demands the full ways of the Navy, all "smartened up. " cooperation of all the college studSeaman F. D. R. Jones knows now ents. that he is much too intelligent to be rooked in by any doltish chief. He HAYRIDE AND DANCE has supreme belief in his ability to j PROVES QUITE POPULA R avoid the meaner types of labor. Then comes the dawning, Seaman Last Saturday , October 9, thirtyJones finds himself at the top of a five swaggering young men and their pulchritudinous pile of coal all of fair partners gathered an evenwhich must be shoveled into trucks ing of fun . The programforcalled for a which come and go in an endless Hay ride "over the river and through stream. Disdainfully he casts his woods" to be followed by a dance shovel down and starts off for a quiet the at the school. nap under the shade of a friendly The gathered on Long Maple. The evilly-grinning face of a Porch atHayriders 6:45, strolled to Railpetty officer suddenly confronts him. road Street where theydown boarded the "Wher e d'ya think yer goin '?" hay wagons which carried them on Numbly he drags himself back to 2-hour cx'uise of adventure." Fresha the unaccustomed labor, wondering, air , stars" and moonlight did much for I suppose, just what he ever did to the already high spirits of the group, bring this on himself. and brought a very gay set back to th e college at 9:00. An Inheritance Here they rounded out their evenLittle Joh nny brought home his re- ing in the old gymnasium by dancing port card , and with it was a note to the tunes of a collection of local from the teacher. musicians. A square dance had been Dear Mrs programmed . Jones, but was cancelled when said the note, " " "Johnny is a brigh t boy but he the scheduled band failed to appear. spends all his time with the girls. I'm The origin al group of hayriders was trying to think up a way to cure greatly swelled at the dance by many him. " who were not on the hayride. Mrs. Jones studied the note, t hen u wrote the teacher as follows: THIS COLLEGIATE WORLD "Dear Miss Smith: If you find a w ay to cure him , please let me know. Since the war begun , it is the mailI'm havi ng the same trouble with his boy and not the varsity athlete whc fa ther. " is the most popular figure on the college campus , according to a survey Sligh tly Different conducted by the Holcad , WestminsDuring his lec tu re on "Moder n ter college "All-American " newspaWomen ," the speaker expressed the per. Co-eds get more mail on Fridays opinion that it was the duty of wives any other day in the week, obthan to mother their husbands. Even he servers noted. Close to this record looked startled at the terrific outclay Wednesday 's mail delivranks burst of cheering. , air m ails, and post eries of letters When things got quieter he exdormitories. Colcards to women's pressed his pleasure that his remark poorest chances lege girls stand the about wives mothering husbands had getting Saturdays and mail on of been so heartily endorsed. ursdays. Th "Mother!" gasped one young lady If it is a package or a laundry kit in the front row. "We though t you sh e is lo oking for , a co-ed is most said 'smother '!" likely to get it on Thursdny, and has O the least chance on Tuesdays, the Impression survey indicated. She was you ng, fair and pretty, Each of the 350 Westminster coShe 's a girl I'll never forget , gets an average of five letters a eds We were in a pullman sleeper , the Holcad estimated. week When , by accident , we met. By A. C. P, Yes, I always shall remember well And there was the little Moron The girl and time, and place; I was coming from an upper berth that though t u jeep was a female Jap . And stepped upon her face. NAVY V-12 FOOTBALL HOM ECOMING TEA TO BE Navy Trainees on Joe Rusk in Makes TEAMS MEET TODAY the College Cam pus HELD IN THE DAY WOMEN'S a 75 Yard Goal ROOMS THIS AFTERNOON Ticked Squads Arc Primed For Sec- The Navy men on campus are diHusk y Soccer Team Met Lcwisburg vided into groups, the V-5's and the One of the outstanding events of Bisons in Opening : Game; V-12's. the Annual Homecoming' Day is the Final Score 4-1 The V-5's are .stationed here for Alumni Tea to be held today from pr eliminary flight trainin g . They 4:30 P. M. to 5:30 P. M. in the Day Chief Llewellyn 's call for soccer take ground courses here at the col- Women 's Room in Noetling Hall. players was well answered with suf- lege and do their Hying at the local The Alumni guests of the College, ficient members for two complete airport. These men are working to- Navy officers ,, and all students, inteams to play the fighting and ag- wards a commission in the U.. S. cludin g the Navy trainees , are ingressive sport. Due to ineligibility of Knvy Air Corps . vit ed to attend. Freshmen , Llewellyn was forced to The V-12's are here for fur ther Committees reconstruct his team. Inexperience college trainin g preparatory to enThe faculty commi ttee in charge of was the Chief's handicap . However , tering Midshipman School for a try the Tea is composed of Mius Bertha with constant practice the team was at a Commission in some branch of Rich , chairman ; Dr. Marguerite rounded into shape for the opening the Navy : Deck Officers, Supply , Kehr , Miss Ethel Ranson , Miss Pearl game with Bucknell at Lewisburg. Engineers, etc. Most of them are Mason , Miss Alice Johnston , Miss The M. & G's, as an inexperienced former students at the other State Edna Barnes, Mrs. Lucille Baker , and te am , started off rather fast and Teachers Colleges of Pennsylvania, Miss Iva Mae Van Scoyoc. The studk ept Bucknell back on their heels. wit'h a sprinkling ol ex-high school ent chai rman of the Tea is Miss Anne Bucknell drew first blood in this students and fleet men. Sabol. game with an unearned goal. With i The program \v;is set up in order o the score 4-0 in the last moments of I to keep some of the nation 's young the game, the M. & G's in desper- men in college so that the Navy Frosh In itiation ation regained their first quarter would have a reservoir of college Begun This Session form and scored a goal, but the game men from which to dr aw its officers. ended 4-1. Then enrollees were selected by Monday morning, October 4, The following Saturd ay found competitive examinations given in theOn pale-faced Freshmen , adorned Bloomsburg host to the victorious high schools, colleges, and many with name cards printed in bold Bisons. This game started rather Navy stations. black letters , inspection by stood for I slow but gained momentum as the Their terms of .study depend upon i uppcrclassmcn. As always, the printgame went on . Again the Bisons their former college status: 1 Semes- i ing was not quite up to standard , so scored first blood and it seemed that ter for Seniors. 2 Semesters for Jun- the poor little Freshmen had to print the scoring would end here for both iors , 3 Semesters ior Sophomores , j them over again. teams. A beautiful 75 yard field goal and 4 Semesters lor Freshmen. The College Council indoctrin ation by Joe Ruskin put the M. & G's back I Committee, headed by Margaret in the game. (This was the longest A RM Y ORDNANC E DIREC T O R ¦Dean and Robert Taylor , have comfield goal recorded this year). The l piled a group of College Traditions. game ended in a 1-all tie. With two | EXPLAINS SERVICE SUPPLIES This year the customs offici ally in extra periods to play, a revengef ul practice are the acts of kicking the 1 Bloomsburg team fought valiantly I (Continued From Pa ge One/ 1 tradition tree, holding a Frosh Kid and scored again . The Bisons retal- function out of the Philadelphia Ord- : Party, and learning the College songs iated with one of their own. Again |; nance District Office . l and cheers along with other customs in the second extra period our team Regional Office of the The Berwick to upperclassmen. scored and with half a minute to go, ( Philadelphia Ordnance District plays mors familiar General Traditions ; the Bisons shoved across the tying a big part in this program. ' Besides these gen eral traditions, score , th us ending a thrill-packed Department designs 1 the Day Women , Dorm Women , and The Ordnance game. items in collaboration with 1 Day Men have drawn up customs to Handicapped with inj uries , llvs M. I¦ ordnance other branches of the army . The individual groups. The high& G's took on Scott High , runner- procurement activities of the dep art- j[Jifitghttheir of Day Wom en 's activities ups for the State championship, in a ment come under the direction of the was the the burial of a fly in the Octapractice game where they met sur- j Under-Secretary o[ War. After the gon . prised opposition . The visiting team i items have been proc ured and are the dormitory , each Freshman tried vainly for four quarters to in uso by troops the activities again girlIn must a bed for three Senscore, but excellent defensive ball come under the supervision of the iors , canymake laundry three Juniors, was played by the Huskies. The iGeneral Stan". This responsibility of and polish one pair for of shoes each fourth quarter found the M. & G.\s i maintainin g, distributin g, storing and ol three Sophomores. These for services scoring the first goal of the game. inspectin g ordnance equipm ent and must be completed by next week. It looked like a victory for Bloom , ammunition in the field is that of the and jewelry are out during but a hand touch penalty in the pen- field service of the Ordnance Depart- Make-up customs, and pl ans for special proal ty area gave the Scott boys a pen- ment. grams by the Freshmen are in proalty kick. Arguments as to whether The Iv.md that fires the gun may be cess. the infr action was committed before from tTiat of a Doughboy, a Blue There is only one more week of or after the game ending whistle Jacket , or a Leatherneck; but the customs; Freshmen , carry on , have were settled when at Chief Llewel - hand that made the powder and T. courage , so and beware of upperclasslyn 's request the official ordered a N. T. for the shot is alway s that of men! penalty kick. The crowd was tense an A) 1 my ordnance worker. as the booter drew up to the ball. A No matter where an American well-aimed ball pu t Scott back into fires an American weapon in , ..t his Navy Personnel the game, and again we went into an global war , the propel ling and'-1* the extra period game. Two unsuccess- explosive charge came fro m an army The Navy V-12' s on camp us are f ul periods followed for both teams ordnance plant , for Army ordnance supervised and direc ted by u personand the game ended as a 1-all tie. provides powder lor all three ser- nel consisting of the followin g men: I vices: Army , Navy , and the Marine Lt. W. D. Greulich , Comma nding Corps. PING PONG BATTLES BEGIN Officer—Lt. Gre ulich is :i native Majo r Gener al Levin H. Campbell , Pi>nnsy lvani an. He returned from This week witnessed the advent of Jr., Chief of the Army Ordnance De- Georgi a to {issumo command of the a Pin g Pong Tournament sponsored par tmen t , has said : Weapon for wea- Bloomsbur g station. by Chief Llewellyn. Thirty -two men pon , we have equip ment sup erior in Lt. T. rt. Everett , Executive Officer sig ned for The various frays. Lots q ualit y to that of any foreign power. — LI. Everet t hails from North CarMajor Klnir concluded his talk olina , where he formerly was a prowere drawn for opponent s and winwith a demonstration of the new fessor in one ol' the local schools. ners will be determined by the best weapon , t he Ba zooka , nnd of Aim y ' • of three battles. Lt. M. SchilV , Medic al Officer—Lt. some of the other types of shells jj miy of There is a formidable Schilf to Bloomsburtf to assume ping pong artists in the j oust. Each used by the Armed Forces of the chargo came of keeping the men in good one seems determined to cop the United States. heal t h . crown , as lias been evidenced by the Chief ,r, 0. Franklin— "Cotton " bustle of preparation and practice BeL ter be three hours loo soon than during the last week. Shakespeare, comes from clown Texas way us his one minute too lute . talk evidences. He is in charge ol! Wugnor , outstanding player An is drillin g. copped championship fit the InDon 't despair of ii student if he .who Cliiaf J ack Llewell yn—The "Chi ef" diuna hist year. Horn , who was run- has one clear idea. Emmons. . claims Ohio As his birthp lace . His ner-up in the tennis matches, und Originality is simply a pair ol' jo b is to keep the men physically fit Webster are the players favored to crouto quite an ott'ense. Higginson. us phy sical instructor. fresh eyes. ond Clash; Outcome of Game is Uncer tain With a defini tely limited field of competi tion , the pigskin maulers of the Navy V-12 Uni t chose teams among themselves with Chiefs Llewellyn and Franklin each coaching a team. This arrangement has proved to be a satisfactory outlet for the never-ceasing urge of football players to play ball. Chief Franklin 's team , using a modified "T" offensive system , has several experienced players who lead the team and give them an air of finesse. They also have sufficient power plus speed and with practice would become a polished unit. Chief Llewellyn 's squad is of s a different nature; he lacks experienced ball players, but his boys, altho ugh green , have more than enough fight. The great amount of fight they hav e compensates for their lack of experience. The offensive system of this squad works from a wingback formation which employs simple but effective ball handling plus a dangerous aerial attack. As we think back over the first clash between these two teams, we cannot be sure of the outcome of the game today . Although Franklin 's team came across into pay dirt territory twice to Llewellyn 's once, this is no evidence that they will or wi\l not be able to do it again. Since both of these teams have functioned once as a unit , their performance today will undoubtedly be a demonstration of good football. Chtef Franklin 's team will be handicapped by his absence from the bench today but he has a very able successor in Lt. Boyd, Executive Officer of the Navy Flight Unit , who will act as the coach for the game. Lt. Boyd was a former coach of Atlantic City High before his entrance into the Navy and his past records offer proof that he is an able coach. ENROLLMENT FOR PRE SENT SIX WEEKS SESSION IS 171 Bloomsburg 's enrollment for the present six weeks session is 171 regular coll ege students reinforced by the 163 Navy V-12' s stationed here. Of the 171 there are 20 male students. Incoming* Class A breakdown shows that there are 55 enrolled in the incoming Freshman Class of which eight are males. Figures on the other classes are not now available. The ratio of men to women in the regular courses is 7 Mj -1. But , when the Navy men enter the picture , the ratio shifts to 1—1 3-5 in favor of the girls. This definitely places the Bloomsburg girls in a rather uni que position for in most schools the actual ratio resembles the first one given , a 20-1 maj ori ty. VJ " ¦' ™ S. C. A. DOGGIE ROAST Markin g its first event of the ses- sion , the Bloomsburg Student Chris- linn Association staged a weiner roust on the Mt. Olympus Athletic field last Wednesday . Approximately (lily-five students attended the afrnir. The doggie roast was held by the S, C. A, for the purpose oi! introducing the new members of the College Community to the functions and activities of the group. It is to be expressly noted that this organization is not denominational.