.> ¦ I g~—— ¦M^»M»«^tli— — nil iihm— n|, * ¦. ¦ .. ., , .4 •|M—M— ««*¦»«—^- il— •¦—• ¦¦<¦? I "LETTERS TO LUCERNE" CHOSEN AS NEXT PRESENTATION OF DRAMATIC CLUB News Brevities Lon don Th e R. A. F. pounded the inland port of Duesburg in the industrial Ruhr Valley. Lighter planes continued the day-night offensive by slash ing at German-used rail and water comm u nica t ion s from Le Ha vre t o Holland. A few hours af ter the nigh t raid on Duesburg the Air Ministry disclosed that the great Krupp armament works are standing almost completely idle. Africa American flying fortresses scored direct bomb hits on two Italian heavy cruisers of 10,000 tons each ; the Trieste and Gorezia in the La Madalena harbor in Sardinia. U. S. Lightning fighter plane pilots scored one of their greatest triumphs of the war when they bagged 27 Italian and German aircraft on fuel convoy. Every American shot down or damaged an. enemy ship. No American plane was lost. General Alberto Mannereni, former chief of the Italian Sahara Command, and his staff were captured when the Nazis stole his motor transport to escape. General Sir Bernard L. Montgomery voiced pride in his British Eighth Army when he told men to drive the enemy into the sea. Following General Montgomery 's advice the British Eighth Army passed through the cap tured city of Sfax, in pursuit of Field Marshal Rommel's African Corps. Reports from General Eisenhower 's headquarters told of successful new attacks launched against Rommel's flank in the central and northern sectors. American and French units captured the high ground north and south of Fondouk and occupied Pinthon . General Dwight Eisenhower and General Charles de Gaulle exchanged messages of good wishes to end any misunderstanding over de Gaulles ' delayed trip to North Africa. Moscow In trying to smash the Red Army line south of Balakley a, the Germans lost more than 1200 men and a number of tanks in the battle for bridge heads along the Donets River. No large scale fights have been reported on the western front , but in the sector south of Bely the Russians advancing toward Smolensk captured a height of vital importance. A Moscow newspaper said that 20 per cent of the personnel of the organization of special youth detach ments in the Yugoslav partisan army nve girls. Washin gton A measure to provide scholarships for exchungc of students between state teachers colleges of the United States and those of other American republics has been introduced by Representative Mundt (R., S. D.). It calls for expenditure of $2,000 ,000 for each of the next five years for transfer of 1,000 students either way each school year, with $1,000 allotted to each student. India R, A. F. bombers staged a series of I (PleiiHD Turn to Pay o Two) Having chosen Fritz Rotter 's and Allen Vincent's "Letters to Lucerne" as its maj or endeavor of the second sem ester , the Dramatic Club will produce this widely-acclaimed threeact play on Thursday, May 14. Laboring under the difficulties of a depleted male enrollment, Miss Johnston and the play reading committee se!ected this play because of its adaptation to the present situation: that is, of having the girls carry on the high standards of the club. Cast While a candy shortage bothers the If I go about this Easter vacation, nation, I'll venture with caution and much trepidation. I sit and worry ; my meat has no ration: NEA HONOR ROLL Bloomsburg State Teachers College has gained a place on the 1942-43 Honor Roll of the National Education Association of the United States. Any county, city or individual school that reports one hundred per cent membership of the faculty in the association is placed on the honor roll for that y ear. Thirteen Year Grou p Bloomsburg is one of those schools with a perfect score for the 1942-43 school year and has been for the past thirteen years. Special mention is made of this in the March issue oi the National Education Association Journal. WILL PRESENT ANNUAL CONCERT FRIDAY MAY 7 The Women's Chorus, directed by Miss Harriet M. Moore, will present its annual spring concert in the Carver Auditorium on Friday, May 7. The chorus of 80 voices sing a group of secular compositions with soprano solos by Althea Parsell and a cantata , "The Lady of Shalott ," by Wilfred Bendall , in which Louise Modi will be the soloist. Louise Adams will accompany the group . It has not yet been definitely decided whether the program will be given at the regular chapel meeting or whether it will be given as or ovening event. o Though the people support the government , tho government should not support the people. Grover Cleveland. o The object of oratory alone is not truth , but persuasion. Mncaulay . NEXT YEAR'S OFFICERS HAVE BEEN NOMINATED Nominations for officers and representatives for next year 's Waller Hall Governing Board has been posted in the Dean of Women 's Office by the election committee, Sara Hottenstein and Sara Wagner, co-chairmen. Presen t Workers Members of the present governing board nominated the officers and individual classes nominated representatives for their respective groups. The results are as follows: Candidates for President : Joyce Hay , Anne Sabol , Jean Ackerman; Vice-President: Anita Behler, Carmel Sirianni , Helen Parangosky ; Secretary: Edna Snyder, Betty Zong, Jessie Hackenberger; Treasurer: Martha Duck, Mary DeWald , Mary DeVitis. Candidates for Senior Representatives: Jean Ackerman , Anita Behler, Mary .DeWald, Florence Faust, Bette Fuller, Joyce Hay, Jessie Hackenberger, Mary Heimbach, Helen Parangosky, Anne Sabol , Carmel Sirianni , Edna Snyder; Junior Representatives: Mary DeVitis, Martha Duck, Helen Oyer, Virginia Roberts, Marilyn Sailer, Laura Schoener, Arlene Superko, Lucille Martino, Betty Zong; Sophomore Representatives: Gloria Belcastro, Elvira Bitetti , Joy Propst, Phyllis Schroder, Marjorie Stover, Mary Schrader. NO COMMERCIAL CONTEST The Annual Pennsylvania Commercial Contest will not be held this year. High schools contacted were unable to come because of difficulty in transporting students to the College. This year would have marked the thirteenth consecutive year for the contests if the event had been held as scheduled. The cast of characters is: Olga, Ann Shortess; Erna, Lucille Martino; Gretchen, Jean Custer; Margarethe, Sara Jean Eastman; Mrs. Hunter, Elsie Falil; Bingo, Betty Bierman; Felico, Jean Maschal; Sally, Betty Katerman; Marion, Marilyn Sailer; Gustave, Salvatore Mazzeo; Hans, Harvey Huber; Kappler, Charles Taylor. Favorable Comment The New York papers have given the play commendable reviews; the New York Sun saying, "It is a sweet little play about nice girls in boarding school, written with charm and pleasant excursions." The New York Herald-Tribune said, "Letters to Lucerne" is a drama of honest emotion —is written in the deepest sincerity, and much of it is lovely and moving." SCIENCE CLUB TO GO ON FIELD TRIP The weekly meeting of the Science Club was held in the Social Rooms of Science Hall at 3:00 o'clock P. M., April 8. Violet Weller gave a report on the "Value of Pre-Flight Education " f or students in the high school. Jamison City The Science Club decided to have a field trip at Jamison City, located near Sweet Valley. The club will scout around looking for interesting scientific data. Dr. Kuster, the club sponsor, will lead the group in their field trip. o Let us get busy and make the Bond Drive commencing now the biggest in history. o Fair peace becomes men; ferocious Ovid, anger belongs to beasts. o CALENDAR OF EVENTS Followin g is the calendar of events for the remainder of the school year . It is, of course, subject to chan ge. Easter Recess Begins — After last class, Saturda y, April 17. Easter Rectss Ends—With first class, Tuesda y, April 27. Nomination of Class Officers—April 28. Election of Class Officers—May 5. Women's Chorus Presents Concert r?May 7. Installation of C. Q. A. Officers and Council Members —May 17. jUar tttftt ixnh (Snib BOO K REVIEW THIS ABOVE ALL By Eric Knight By Josephina Valladares This is the first important novel to come out of the war. Powerful, dramatic, deeply moving, both for its love story and for its larger significance, its action is compressed within Member the space of one tense and critical Associated GolleSiaterPress month of the late summer of 1940. Pr uden ce Cat h aw ay belonged t o a EDITO RIAL STAFF prominent English family. Feeling Florence Faust Editor-in-Chief to help her Millard Ludwig she should do something Sports Editor Feature Editor Reba Henrle country, she j oined the WAFFS as a Helen Parangosky private. At her camp she met Clive Exchange Editor Art Editor Fred Dent Brook on a concert night. Instead of Edito rial Board Athamantia Comuntzis, Joyce Hay, Lucille going to the concert she and Clive Martino, Marilyn Sailer, Jacqueline went for a walk. Because Clive was Shaffer. dressed as a civilian, Prudence was Feature Writers Bernard Kane, Ida Mae Clark, Carrael Sir- curious to know why he was not in ianhi, Harriet Sterling, Meda Calvello, service. At Prudence 's insistance, Leo Dunn. Beporters Clive told her he was a soldier on Joyce Lohr, Irene Kulik, Salvatore Maz- leave but . always refused to talk zeo, Margaret Latsha. Helen Cromis, Marjorie Stover, Foleiime Comuntzis, about the vjrar. Betty Hagenbuch. Becoming very intimate they went Typists together to a seaside^otel. The heIrene Kornaski , Flora Guarna, Jean Mas- roic evacuation p |Dunkirk was over chal, Mary Schroeder, Florence Misand the war hadS been brought to kowitz. war in which blackouts England—a * * BUSINESS STAFF bombing and raids had beeome daily Anne Sabol Business Manager they were, at this realities. While Assistants there was an air raid. Air raids hotel, Elaine Kreisher, Saramarie Dockey, Fred Dent. were still new and unnerving to * * Prudence, but it was not new to FACULTY ADVISERS Mr. S. W. Wilson Miss Pearl Mason Clive. He had fought heroically at Dunkirk . Published weekly when college is in Clive thought that it was not session. worthwhile fighting for an England APRIL 16, 1943 of privileged castes and undernourished people. He was tortured with doubts. Prudence knew that Clive was wrong and tried to convince him. Their discussion ended in disagreement. Clive was not going to report to camp. Clive lived for a while the life of a deserter. After hardships and hunger, he decided to give himself up. But first of all he called Prudence E d i t o r i a l ly and told her that he was wrong and proposed. Very much in love with Cl ive, Prudence was happy to hear Easter has been called the time oi that, he was going to report to camp. j oy, the festival of festivals. The She loJd him that she was going to word itself comes from the word have a child. They decided to meet Eostur-monath which was the name in London to for the heathen celebration of the way to London,get married. On his Clive was picked up spring festival. military police, by but was allowed M any of t h e cu st oms connec t ed go gave when he his word to reto with Easter were handed down from possible. turn as soon as these heathen celebrations; this fact There was an air raid that night. may account for the many superstihearing a cry from a bombed Clive tions still adhered to in the Old building, rescued a woman but was World. attempt and taken to a hurt m the There is a pagan idea that the sun hospital. Prudence for hours, dances on Easter Day. This can be then decided to askwaited her father for traced back to the old idea of the help, something for she was sure had dance festival in honor of the sun. Maids in Devonshire get up early on happened to Clive. Prudence's fathe§>, Eastern morn to see the dancing sun, a prominent doctor, did his best to Clive's life. Ciive, however, had a lamb and a flag in the center of its save a tubercular tumor in his brain and disk. It is considered unlucky not to nothing could be done for him. wear something new on Easter day Knowing that Clive was going to die, or otherwise birds such as the rook Prudence was at the hospital when will come and destroy the clothes. It there was an air raid. Only Pruis a good omen to see a lamb on first dence was present when Clive died. looking out of the window. After she wrote on the chart the Another superstition from the Conexact hour of his death, she left the tinent is that it is thought best to hospital. Prudence decided to have draw water and wash in it to avoid her child. Somehow she was sure the ill effects of the east wind. that her child would have a At Oxford there is a custom called England in which to live, better "chipping the block." A long wood- the child deserved it—becausebecause every en pole is decorated with flowers and one deserved it, evergreens. After dinner the college o cook and his assistant dressed in Students of a century ago balked white caps and jacket s stand behind at paying the fabulous price the block. Each bears a pewter dish : a week for board and room!of .$1.50 Many one Jcarries a chopping axe from the by expenses cut "batching it" for kitchen and the other holds a dish themselves. for the tee. As each member of the college comes out of the hall, each Any one who can chop the pole in takes the axe and strikes the pole two is entitled to lay claim to all the and then places the chip in the dish. college estate. MHANGES ^ By Parry President Rees H. Hughes, of State Teachers College, Pittsburg, Kansas, has announced that the State Board of Education will issue an emergency certificate valid for one year of teach-r ing in elementary schools to the high school graduate who attends a college summer session and secures eight semester hours of college credit. O I step on the starter; it works, I jazz up the motor; it perks, I let out the clutch; no jerks. Holy smoke! Wrong car! —The Ottawa Record. © A new course , "The Citizen Soldier ," designed to explain what every American should know about his country , is being off ered by Temple University . © Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my hair the curl will keep, If the pins fall out before I wake, At least let me look like Veronica —The North Star. Lake. The Millersville Snapp er is now running a new column "Ouij a Board. " The students send in their questions and answers are published the following week. I remember when our Ouij a Board had the dorm in an upheaval! O My mother told me not to drink, Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't! My mother told me not to smoke, Ha! Ha! Ha! I don't! My mother told me not to woo, Ha! Ha! Ha! —The Labetta. O Slacks! The legislative council of Russell Sage college has approved a plan whereby girls are permitted to wear woolen slacks and ski pants in class. O Of course I wouldn't say anything about her unless I could say something good . . . And, oh boy, is this good! —The Collegio. Those who go to college and never get out are professors. —The Southeastern. DORM GIRLS , LISTEN The Waller Hall Governing Board elections are looming up ahead. Don't forget to vote, girls, Marj orie Downing has returned. We were beginning to think Eudora was doomed to live alone. We 're glad you 're back , Marjori e. Ida Mae Clark and Ensign John Austin are engaged. The diamond was delivered on April First! Another boost for the service men 's morale. Polly is going to Rock Island to see Red. Helen Miller is going to West Virginia to see Dave. Since Mohammad can't come to "our mountain ," we are sending pieces of the "mountain " to Mohammad. We all sigh with relief. Those masks are done at last. What masks? Ask any elementary. The person we pity is Mr. Kefler. Just imagine having to look at all of them at once. It will mean another nightmare for him. Wanda Farnsworth gave her roommate the measles with lipstick. Don 't ask me how it wdto done, All I know is that the process was noisy and very undignified. P aef ruf . SPRING Long awaited spring is here ; the hibernated earth Awakes in splendor to a glorious rebir t h , The rays of sunshine penetrate our winter-fostered shell, Folks radi ate happiness, health and vim as well. Thrill-laden breaths of scented air, Bird song festivals everywhere, Crocuses and daffodils dot, with yellow, every garden spot, Odorous ear t h , permeating rain; nature is on the march again. Dawn F. Eshleman. o DAYROOM DOIN'S Gee , this dayroom is a quiet place. Here I sit trying to remember what migh t have happened this week and keeping my eyes and ears open for anything that might "pop " today. But at times I have enough trouble finding any people in the dayroom , let alone some news. Well, now, maybe I have exaggerated a little bit, but truthfully , thefg isn't the crowd there used to be a few years ago— but this is war! I'm surprised that things haven 't popped" in the dayroom this week " because from all reports they certainly did in one of the Shamokin cars one night. Did I say "popp ed?" I mean exploded. By the sound of conversation in the dayroom , the buses and trains are going to be busy over Easter. Philadelphia and New York are going to be honored by the presence of Ann Shortess and Betty Hagenbuch. Hazel O'Brien, Dottie Johnson and Irene Kulik are just doing Philadelphia the honor. Marcie Wright is going to do her bit toward keeping up the morale of soldiers—well, anyway, one soldier—Pv t. Smith. Now everybody have a nice vacation. Dayroom Dottie, Eyes and Ears of the Dayroom . ov C. G. A. NOMINEES Nominees for next year 's officers of C. G. A. demonstrated their political prowess by giving campaign speeches in the chapel exercises on April 12. Each student was intro duced by the President, Joanna Fice, and each in turn had the opportunity to speak. Primary voting was done after the close of chapel. Final elections were held on Wednesday morning. o News Brevities (Continued From Pa ge One) raids on Japanese shipping and high way traffic in southern Burma. A sixty-foot cargo barge was hit and left sinking, Florida The first sub attack reported in several months sank a merchantman In waters off the eastern coast of the U. S. Bloomsbur? The second Nation-wide drive for the sale of United States War Savings Bonds and Stamps was opened In Bloomsburg April 12, with the blowing of air raid sirens. This will be the biggest drive in the history of the town . It will continue throughout April ond is expected to net $5 ,300,QO0 or better than $100 for every person in Columbia County. SCRANTON TO USE COLLEGE FIELD Sp otiUJbicvuf . Officers of Navy Defeat Collegians Extreme Cold Force s Players Size is Factor in Choosin g Mt. *....................... BY MlLLARD LUDWIG. • * Olympus ; J o Pla y Wilkesto Use J ack ets ; G ame is Close Barr ^Tomorrow Bloomsburg baseball fans will at least have the pleasure of seeing a little of the great national game this spring even though war time conditions The Scranton Red Sox of the class have deprived the usual college schedule. With Dr. Nelson around the colThe Navy Officers of the Flight In"A" Eastern League will open their lege is certain to have something going on because those high temperatures structors School won a close 4-3 vicspring exhibition schedule tomorrow really get into the good Doctor's blood, and the result is baseball. Scranton's tory over Dr. Nelson's local collegafternoon against the Wilkes-Barre coming here brightens the situation considerably since they plan to p lay ians last Saturday on the college field. Barons on the cojlege field. Although several games here on Mt. Olympus. And with the Navy around there Five players from town were among the "Huskies" to bolster the team. the Sox are training at Athletic Park , shouldn 't be any dull moments here on the hill. Earl Davis, Pete Livsey, Jesse Stethey will play all of their exhibitions * * * * on Mt. Olympus. The Penn Relays, which until this year usually included some of Coach phens, John Klingerman and George The principle reason in deciding to Georg e Buchheit 's star trackmen, will take place April 23-24 at Philadel- Rohall, all experienced ball players, use the college diamond was that the phia. Latest news out of the Quaker City comes out with the announcement took part in the tiff. outfield at Athletic Park is relatively that Pvt. Barney Ewell, of Camp Lee, former Penn State great sprinter , Runs Unearned small, especially right field. Up on will try for his third time to win the 100-yard dash, having failed twice pre- Both clubs were handicapped by the hill, however, the outer garden viously. He'll have keen competition, however, from a list of noted per- the cold winds, and this was partly allows unlimited space. formers. Among the runners will be Herb Truxton, West Chester star, who responsible for miscues which resultwon the State Teachers College title in 9.9 last year. Truxton has also been ed in tallies. In the first inning the Wealth of Material Scr an t on , which took over its pres- winning his share of laurels outside the teacher ranks the past few months. Navy counted twice on two errors and a fielder 's choice. The Huskies * *** ent franchise from Hazleton in 1939, came back in the bottom half to Coach Buchheit in the past relays took such stars as Dan Kemple, Dan has since that time been, contenders score on singles by Livsey and Walfor the title each year. Last season Bonham, Harry Jenkins and Walter Kania to Philadelphia, and all put McCloskey ter and an •error. the Red Sox won the playoffs by Bloomsburg on the map . Although last year 's entries consisted only of boys The officers scored once in both winning over the high flying Albany as a unit in the Teachers College Relay and the College Class Relay, the the sixth and seventh frames to go Senators. The Red Sox f ranchise is boys nevertheless did well. The presence of Husky athletes will no doubt ahead 4-1 where they remained, by but Penn officials . owned by the Boston Red Sox of the be sorely missed Nelson charges s threatened to wipe ' American League , which has always * * ** Down at Susquehanna University Coach Amos Alonzo Stagg has been out the lead with single markers in furnished its farm teams with plenty having his hands full with the Pre-Flight students there. Stagg, who has the sixth and seventh. of players. Charlie Bomboy, Rohall and RegThe Scranton club like every other produced some great athletic teams at that school during past years, plans gie Remley all hurled for the colspring sports organize intramural Army teams between the and civilian one this season has lost many of its to legians , and all three did well condropped students. The Crusader institution has nearly sports all for the key men, but expect to be bolstered sidering the early season. The only Stagg just can't keep away from his first love. duration, but by the Boston Sox. When Andy extra base hits were taken care of High 's Hazleton Mountaineers trained * * * * by Block and Dow, both of the Navy, Sporting News last week The announced its 1943 All-America baskethere in 1935, that club had a working who hit doubles. only Pennsylvania s representative George ball selections. was Senesky, the ' agreement with Boston at the time Navy (4) and continued the method until the St. Joseph sharpshooter, who established a modern collegiate scoring record AB. K. H. O. A. E. g tallying 515 points by in this season 22 ames. Senesky was named at a poor atshif t to Scranton because of Anderson, 2B 3 1 2 0 2 0 g by Andy position the writers. Others on the first team were: uard Phillips, tendance. Wolco tt, RF. 2 0 0 10 0 and Charles Black, Kansas Illinois, forwards; Harry Boykoff, , St. John s ' About 18 of the 24 man squad arBlock, SS. 3 2 15 4 1 Wyoming, gu center; Ken Sailors, ard ; and Otto Graham, Northwe st er n, rived last Monday to register at the Hull, LF. 4 1 0 10- 0 Boykoff spare. is well known to fans here in the east. Graham of NorthMartha Washington Hotel. Manager Dow, IB. 3 0 2 9 0 0 western in addition to his basketball ability has been a star halfback on Nemo Liebold did not get here until _2 0 0 0 0 0 Bodishbaugh, CF. Wildcat football teams the last three years. Another football star who was the middle of the week, and Ed ooth , CF. 10 0 0 0 0 Zipay , vetera n first sacker , handled selected for the second five was Don Durdan, Oregon, a left halfback who B Donovan , 3B. 3 0 10 0 0 was the hero of the 1942 Rose Bowl game at Durham, N. C. the squad in the meantime. Other Sidman, C. 3 0 0 3 2 0 * * * * veterans who came this week were, Austin, P. 2 0 0 2 2 0 sports Putting the shot here and there . . . The Helms Athletic FounGeorg e Savino , catcher, and "Chick" Price, P. 1 0 0 0 0 0 Senesky dation has also named on its first five . Peter Pasko was . . on Eddie Genovese, slugging outfielder. One Demerit, P. 0 0 0 0 0 0 candidate who will interest local fans White's Cafe team last week as it lost a close 55-53 decision to the Phila- Biber , LF. 1 0 0 0 0 0 is Ollie Beyers, Lock Haven graduate, delphia Sphas. Matt Guokas dropped in a double decker in the last few who had a try-out with the William- seconds to chalk up the win . . . Bob McFall, who transferred here from Tot als 30 4 6 21 10 1 Lock Haven at mid-year, played under Alonzo Stagg at Susquehanna two spor t Grays in 1939. Bloomsburg (3) Wilkes-Barre under its recently years , ... He and Bob Martin , a former student here, were on the undefeated eleven of 1940 when the Crusaders won seven and were tied AB. R. H. O. A. E. once. named manager, the famous Tony Livsey, 3B. 3 0 2 0 3 1 Lazzeri, will bring an almost entirely Savelli, RF. 3 1 0 2 0 0 HIKES AVERAGE TO THE SPORTS BRIEFS different outfit from last year 's third SS. 3 10 1 1 0 Davis, .350 MARK IN TRAINING place team here for the game. Many McCloskey, 2B. 4 0 1 3 3 0 In seven years Babe Dahlgren has — of the Baron stars, especially pi tchStephens, C. 4 0 14 0 1 been pretty well around. Now the ers, have moved all the way up to the "Dan gero us Dan " Gets Five property CF. 1 0 0 0 0 2 Gloechler, of the Phillies Babe has Cleveland Indians this spring. LazFor Sixteen Durin g the _ _ 3 0 0 0 0 0 seen service Klingerman, CF. with Boston, St. Louis zeri can be expected to field a strong Week IB. 3 1 1 10 0 0 and New York of Kemler, the American team, however. LF. 1 0 0 1 0 0 League Remetz, and Boston, Chi ca go a n d Danny Litwhiler thus far this Army Team Here LF. 1 0 0 1 0 0 Brookly Huber, n of the National circuit. In addition to tomorrow's contest, spring has a batting average of .350, Bomboy, P. 0 0 0 0 0 0 which will be a benefit affair for the including games played Sunday . The 1 0 0 0 0 0 Rohall, P. — Manager Joe McCarthy, of the New Bloomsburg High School Athletic As- former Bloomsburg slugger has hit P. 0 0 0 0 0 0 Remley, sociation, Scranton will play several safely seven times in twenty trips to York Yankees, says that calisthenics do not help a ball player. He says the other exhibitions here prior to the the plate over a five game period. 27 3 5 21 7 4 opening of the Eastern League cam- His five hits the past week includ- way to improve is to practice the Totals 2 0 0 0 11 0—4 paign. The list includes a tilt with ed two doubles and three runs batted things that actually occur in a game Navy 1 0 0 0 0 1 1—3 the strong New Cumberland Recep- in against Indiantown Gap, New such as hitting, fielding, base run- Bloomsburg o tion Center team April 28. The Army Cumberland , and the Athletics. In ning, pitching, etc. Two PX girls were chatting. One club, managed by Pat Mullin , former addition to his high batting mark, Detroit Tiger, is loaded with profes- Litwhiler shows a perfect fielding The tallest boxer in the history of said: "Do you know you're wearing sional ball players and has demon- average and is evidently continuing prize fighting was Henry Johnson, of your wedding ring on the wrong finstrated the fact over the past two from where he left off last year in Ottawa, Canada. He was seven feet , ger?" "Yep, " was the reply, "I married seasons by whipping some of the best that department . His complete sum- two inches tall and weighed 265 pounds. the wrong guy." mary follows: pro teams in baseball, 1 AB. R. H. O. A. E. Some of the stars me Tommy Contrary to most fans' belief the 20 3 7 11 0 0 Hughes, Phillies; Chuclc Harlg, Lanswitching of baseball players to new equivalent of one hundred games a caster; Fred Caligiuri , Athletics; Stan Shargey, Scranton; Dick Det- The Pan American Union approved positions lias worked very well. Suc- year. Schreiber never hur ls in a regwhiler, Boston Braves; Harry Mamie, on March 9, plans to set up an Inter- cessful examples are Jimmy Foxx, ular game and doesn't even have a Phillies; Ralph Tisko, Buffalo; Pet- American University in Panama. who began as a catcher but was contract with the club, but he has erman , Williamsport; and Manager The University, which will open switched to first base, Babe Ruth, been at it for the past six years. about June of this year, will be in pitcher to outfielder, and Buck WalMullin. Mike Naymick, tall Cleveland InPanama City , and will be open to ters, third baseman to pitcher. dTan hurter , was turned down by the Good mon can more ensily see students from all of the 21 American through bad men than tho latter can Republics of North and South Amer- Paul Schreiber , New York Yankees Marines because he wore size sevenbatting practice pitcher , works the teen shoes. Jenn Pnul Rlchter, ica. the former. . . ————— ft W '¦¦'¦- were down on the firing range, our Lieutenant assigned me to sentry duty on the main approach to the firing line . While walking my post, ...j who comes walking up but our new by B. W. Kane * Brig. General. Boy , it sure was an exciting moment when he stopped We Have Greetings This Week For You From Dean Koch. momentarily and asked me a few To the Men and Women of Bloomsburg routine military questions. For a in the Armed Services of Their Country : Greetings from Bloomsburg. The campus and halls you knew here pre- rookie, let me assure you it certainly sent a much different picture today than when you were here, but under- was an experience. £g neath it all , it's the same old Bloomsburg and will always remain so. Those Look Where *t's Bright of us who have to stay here are engaged in a two-fold wartime job. We're still training teachers , badly needed for the schools of Pennsylvania, and Pvf". A. Hardysk. Among the many friends I met we're training naval fligh t instructors in .a special six-month course as our here was Capt. Harry Jenkins, who is main contribution to the war. in the same organization as I. It was But we want you to know how proud we are of the things you're doing, pleasant a surprise meeting him. and it gives us all a teriffic kick to know that Bloomsburg is represented I' m in the Army five months and in every corner of the world. Good luck, God bless you, and let's all have look where I am: In paradise where day soon that Doctor Nelson mentioned. that reunion some the sun shines on a beautiful beach, living in mahogany barracks where m/vn w. iXoc/i, there are plenty of boys to wait on Dean of Men. you. What more could I wish. It all proves that you can't tell H ere 's a news release sent to us far from what one might call a pic- wha t will happen to you. from the Public Relations Office of nic , has given something to my credSouth Plains Army Flying School, it. So far I've destroyed 10 trucks, Room Bachelors, Note Lobbock, Texas: many tents, one big gun implacement , Lt. H.Day J. Cameron. Second Lieut. Howard T. Williams, and one twin-engine bomber. I am engaged in interesting work of Scran t on , Pa., a 1941 grad uate of Well, I could go on and on but you teaching new recruits the fundaState Teachers College, is among the can take a few things out of this letinfantry combat. Almentals of latest class of graduates at South ter for your "Life With Uncle" colthough the work is interesting, I disPlains Army Flying School. umn. However, be sure to put in like Florida very much and would He was a student officer and has that I said "hello" to all my friends pr Camp efer to be in Carson, Colocompleted training in giant cargo at Bloomsburg , and I sure hope to rado. Having served in Georgia, and troop-carrying gliders. see them all soon. Pennsylvania, Louisiana, Virginia, Lt. Williams received his degree the Carolinas, and Colorado, I feel from State Teachers College, in busiThree Thrills that I should some day like to return ness education. He participated in Pvt. Dominick Pino. to the base of Pikes Peak, for it is to football and track and was a memThe big news here at Fort Eustis, my mind, orie of the most scenic ber of Pi Omega Pi, and Kappa Delta Virginia, is that the WAACS have arregions I have visited. Pi , national education fraternities. rived in large numbers and since I am indebted to the Army for they are a novelty down here, the placing me in a position to meet the "We Owe to Men Like You " boys sure do give them the once-over girl I married in Colorado on ThanksLt. Walter H. Reed. when they pass by in their smart giving Day. You might advise some A few days ago I had one of the military formations. Here in Post of those day room bachelors that most pleasant surprises that could be- Headquarters alone we have 22 ol married lif e really has its fine points. fall a graduate of Bloomsburg. I re- them. It sure is crowded right now ceived three copies of the Maroon but they are going to replace 1-A Answer to Last Week's Question and Gold. The January 23, February men who will leave for active duty Has an American ever been in 5th and 12th issues. You can bet your and probably later on 1-B men may command of Gibraltar? boots I read everything in the three be transferred to other jobs. Most o?. Answer: Yes, General Eisenhower issues. After reading Irv Gottlieb's the WAACS have just finished Adwas given complete command of good-bye sort of letter and realizing ministration School and seem very "The Rock" for several days when good j ob , what a he did I figured I'd anxious to find out how the Army the Allied North African expedition my part better do and drop a line. operates. was jumping off. then after I read what old "Irish I am happy to state that my old B. McH a le" had to say, I knew I had to S. T. C. pal, Ensign Dale W. Hoover, write. and myself had a reunion in WilI can hardly believe that males are liamsburg , Va., which is a reconas scarce at Bloomsburg as you seem structed Model Colonial Town. This to imply in the Maroon and Gold. particular town, whi ch is 12 miles Things sure must have changed be- from our Camp, is built up exactly cause I c£n remember the days you as it was during the early colonial j ust abo ut had to carry a baseball period of our country . The inhabibat to beat off the Wolves in order tants wear colonial costumes which to get a date. are symbolic of our early settlers. It Well , according to the looks oi is a very popular tourist town and things, this bit of a scrap should soon also contains the College of William come to an end. I sure wish I could and Mary, which is one of the oldest tell you all about this fight , for we college? in our United States. are sort of proud of what we 've done, A couple of weeks ago when we I have seen some sort of rough going and some rough fighting and have been in quite a few dogfights , but Compliments of other than in my own mind—knowCompliments of ing I've hit two—I don 't have any to my credit in the uir. Ground strafing, which is the bloodiest jo b of all and ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ •(• | -3^^^^^^ e ^f ^vl ^^^^^^ f t \ j^^^^ K A stand decorated with drab colored crepe paper is erected out in the main lobby ; and perched behind, on one side is Mr. Jackie Siko pouring out some non-colored "Stuff" called punch which was strong enough to give a baby for his breakfast. His charming friend is greeting the public with a broad smile and a lovely, "Good evening. " Miss Gigglesworth and her friend Tiny are running blue streaks around this stand to keep things going smoothly . Why does most of the crowd pass this friendly sta tion up? What's wrong with the punch? Miss Widderbottom: "Gee! Mr. Siko, maybe you spilled something in the bowl. Want to taste it and see?" Jackie: "Gulp! Always willing to oblige ." The only trouble is that Siko is looking at Miss Widderbottom when he tastes it; so it naturally is good to him. Just then Miss Percival is seen politely pushing her way through the crowd . Miss Percival: "Ahem ! What's the j idea of this volunteering work? Don't you know that when special committees are appointed here, we have to approve of them? You must realize that we still carry some authority around here yet! Now boys you may go to your rooms and the girls will carry on for awhile. What do you think the public will say having both boys ?nd girls working right next tc each other?" Misa Percival stalks away only because she is called by a special re quest. This gives the boys a chance to be alone for another split second so Jackie taking the situation in hard says his bit. Our hero: "Fanny a-er—ah , this is going a bit too far. We are contributing to this institution by offering our help and what thanks do we get? Well , th ey 'll wish they did thank me. Just wait and see! I'll . I'll— Fanny : "Why , why—Mr. Siko!" Our hero realizing the scene he was making dashed off quickly with his fellow friend , and in their rooms he says to Tiny wondering, "I bet I fixed it up swell with her. I always put my foot in it, darn!" Back at the old home front Miss Fanny catches her breath as she exclaims, "He 's wonderful , he 's so brave! Why, I think I like him; and he called me—Fanny !" Ahhh , yes love is grand , when it's spring and the old "clucks " are out of sight , but then Yester-Year understands how things will come out. n And having looked to Government for bread , on the very first scarcity they will turn and bite the hand that fed them , Burke. 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