r ¦ i 3B« . (TiJWSdi 'Kt ii Hh^^SiuA ^ -*-- * |IM*—— mt—_.M—-.HR-- -.im—•««——«•• % | ..- ——Mu^^ii. — ....—. A NEWS BREVITIES ; Pres. H. A. And russ Hom ecom ing Day Was a Gala Delivers Addre ss I Event at State Teachers College Speaking to administrators and col-A. Washington I I The United States Navy disclosed lege teachers, President Harvey Ihe loss of an unidentified American Andruss, at the Tri-State Business fcircraf t carrier in operation in the Alumni and Friends See MiliEducation Meeting at the William Southwest Pacific. tary Review and Soccer Home ! Penn Hotel said: I "Only half of the graduates in BusiI Next week we will celebrate the Game Friday 6—Tri-State Business Eduness Education are going from colof the Soviet Union. unding fo I Secretary of Labor Perkins an- Bloomsburg State Teachers Col- cation Association—Pittsbur gh; Stan- lege into the classroom. The others are going into offices, Civil Service Lounced that within the coming year lege scored another "hit Homecom- ley Osborne , Lecturer—Assembl y. Saturda y 7—Tri-State Business Edpositions, or the Armed Forces. Nu6,000 ,000 women would have to be re- ing " on Saturday, October 31, when Association—Pittsbur gh ucation . merous smaller high schools, paying cruited into essential industries. it celebrated its fifteenth Annual Euro pean Friday Seren y, 13—Gelta minimum salaries, are closing their I This week the voters of America Homecoming Day . The celebration Lecturer—Assembly; Association of i departments. Kvill elect a new House of Representa- was dominated by a spirit of war The government is now inventory tives and one-third of the Senate. consciousness which was reflected in Student Governments Meetin g at Mansfield; Bali-Java Dancers—8:00 ing typewriters and all schools will BThe election also includes the selec- the decorations as well as in the enP. M. have to list machines by number and tion of 32 governors. tire program which opened with an ¦ Wednesda y 18—Meetin g of Board make and indicate whether or not uttawa aerial demonstration on Mount Olymthey are now in use. Ail this is a first I Canada announced the freezing of pus presented by the flight instructors of Trustees. business outlets for the duration of through the courtesy of the Blooms- Frida y 20—Meetin g of Board of step which will take typewriters out Presidents. of classrooms by the same process Ihe war. Durg Airport. y giving Tuesda Zi—Thanks Recess that a sixth rubber tire is taken off I Moscow Immediately following this demonyour auto in your garage. I Red Army troops cheeked the new stration , Mr. Buchheit's "Huskies " Begins After Last Class. Monda y 30—Recess Ends 12 M. | Winning the war means many Nazi offensive on the Nalchik's plains engaged the Elizabethtown College | changes. All of these adjustments do v/ pf the Caucasus. soccer team in a game in which our not lessen the effectiveness of instrucI Stalingrad visitors were victorious. W ar C ourses A re tion. Among the heartening situations The new Russian offensive in this Cadets Reviewed district is gaining ground. Offered at College which emerge are: Next came the Naval Aviation CaI The Russians announced the adop- det Review conducted by our own 1. A greater seriousness on the part of tion of a resolution for the compul- Dr . E. H. Nelson. The reviewing par- The ESMWT—Engineering, Science teachers and students. The will to [sory military training of all males ty included Dr. Francis B. Haas, and Management War Training—undo and the will to learn is evifrom 8 to 55 years of age. State Superintendent of Public In- der the United States Department of denced as never before: Vichy struction, Lieutenant E. A. DeWolf , Education is set up for people who New strikes broke out in France Lieutenant Commander T. T. Ludlum, have not had training in engineering, 2. For a long time we have felt that against the appeals of Pierre Laval's Lieutenant C. L. Clabough , President scienc e, and management bu t who business teachers should have busiefforts to send war workers to Ger- Harvey A. Andruss, Lieutenant Roy have the necessary background to | ness experience. Vocational com many. D. Snyder and Lieutenant John C. take such training. It is operated lo- j petency cannot be developed in O classrooms with books and maKoch. The music for these festivities cally by the Pennsylvania State Colchines alone. After the war, gradby lege, using was furnished the facilities of Bloomsthe Bloomsburg J esse R obertson uates of business teacher instituHigh School Band under the direction burg State Teachers College. John tions will have had business exPresents Pro gram of T. Howard Paist. Schell is the administrative head here perience. Industry, government at Bloomsburg. Flag: Dedication service, and private enterprise will The first program offered the coursOn Friday, October 30, the students will not be so attractive as now; of the college witnessed one of the At 5 P. M. f la g dedication cere- es of Ordinance Inspection , Enginteachers ' salaries will be higher; most educational as well as enter- monies took place on the front cam- eering Drawing, Founda tions of Enclassrooms will be filled with bettaining programs that have been pre- pus. President Andruss delivered the gineering, Physical Metallurgy and ter teachers in that first hand exsented at Bloomsburg in a number of dedication address and read the Lit- Connection Control. An accounting perience has been added to classany written by Miss Ethel Shaw. A sequence was added to the second y ears. room preparation . Jesse Phillips Robertson , the speak- bufl'et supper in the college dining program. The present program off ers Eleer , gave an interesting address on the room followed these exercises. u theme, "The Shepherd of Assyria and In the evening an auditorium pro- ments of Radio , Engineering Drawing AIR RAID. SHELTERS ON CAMPUS Palestine as an Institution ," placing gra m whos e th eme w as "Bloomsburg and Ordinance Inspection. Other the greatest stress on the music of Faces War " was presented. The main courses may be added later. The following places have been dethese shepherds. He illustrated his speakers at this program were Lieu- The number of people taking the signated lecture by playing, on original instru- tenant Commander T. T. Ludlum, courses has decreased because so campus: as Air-Raid Shelters on the ments or reproductions, the music of Lieutenant E. A, DeWolf and Presi- many of the boys have entered the Science Hall—Go to basement and the country from its beginning. The dent Andruss. The festivities termin- service and because there is so little stand against the wall. selections and accompanying instru- ated with a dance in the Centennial unemployment in this district. Hall—Day Men's Room. North Ordinance Inspection is the most ments included in the lecture were: Gymn asium. Carver Hall—First floor hall. pop ular course because of the posi"Saul Has Slain His Thousands and Noetling Hall—First floor. . . Halls David His Ten Thousands " to the ac- NURSES AID COURSE TO BEGIN tions available at the A. C. & F. outside Rooms E and F. Second floor These courses are being studied by companiment of the tinkling cymbals, to Mr. Forney 's library Hall from . . . some people who have no high school a love song of Solomon with lute acoffice. companiment, The 8th Psalm to the Instruction for a Nurses Aid course, education and by some with Master Waller Hall—First floor. . . Room accompaniment of the Ethiopian ten under the supervision of Miss Mett- Degrees. L to the Main Lobby . Second floor . . . string psaltery, "The Syrian Trade ler , will begi n, probably within the State College maintains a placement Girls—line up In second floor hall and service for the people who have taken So n g" to the accompaniment of the next week, on our campus. lobby Boys—Second floor hall be. The course will consist of thirty - these courses. You are put under no one string desert violin , and "African and library. infirmary tween Lu l aby " to the accompaniment of five hours of lecture and approx- obligation to accept a position offered Centennial Gym—Equipment rooms small kettle drums. The bag pipe, imately forty -four hours of practice in you. Th rough this placement service, beneath the bleachers. * tamboura, Samarian Flute, ointment the Bloomsburg Hospital on Satur- many fine positions have boen se- Training School— Class directed to a. Sundays. Awards and cured. hor n, large cymbals, Biblical Trumpet days and lettered sections certain of first floor. _ r\ and other instruments were also used uniform go with this course, and with a large Cards accompanied S, when it has been completed , the Friendship during the course of the lecture. an arrow, by mean "This to a Mr. Robertson was dressed in the Nurses Aids will have a capping ser- Business based on friendship is shelter area. " Instructions way designatcostume of a Palestinian Shepherd vice similar to that of regular nurses . friendship lost . . . friendship based ing places of safety will be posted in and at the beginning of the lecture To be eligible for the course, one on business is friendship gained. all class rooms. explained the purpose of each part must be over eighteen years of age, —Sales Maker. u—— and be able to pnss a stiff physical of his apparel . Opportunity Lost I n examination given by Dr. Ashley 4 they have provision for Nurses Aids. expects, in return Because so many of them have A dictatorship is a nation where The Red Cross management consists in showGood ing average people how to do the for the instruction, 150 hours of ser- gone into the service, nurses are +.in men once had freedom but didn't vice to be given nt any time during great demand. Here is your chance use it. work of superior people. —A, Brandon, , —John D. Rockefeller Sr. the year, or at any hospital where to serve your country . . < NOVEMBER CALENDAR rt ^j —w — — iflj anintt attft d>nld NEW BdOKS IN LIBRA RY O Now of course we know that all you book lovers have discovered the new books in the library but j ust to keep you posted we'll give you a list of the bcJoks we think would interest most of you. Emil Ludwig 's new book , "Bolivar " is an especially interesting book about the life of Simon Bolivar, the liberator of South America. Crabbe 's "Dinner at the Belmont" is another good book in our -stacks. Some of you will remember when Dr. Crabbe visited us last spring. "Dawn Over Chungking " is a hairraising tale of China written by Adet , Anor , and Meimie Lin. For all of you who like mystery stories, a new thriller is Ellery Queen 's "Calamity Town." Hicks ' novel of New England , "Only One Storm " should thrill all readers. Th en , of course, no library would be complete without its western stories and your own library is no exception; we have Will James' "American Cowboy." Of course these are only a few of the good novels and new texts which are at your disposal in the College Library but not that everyone is adjusted to his new schedules and seems to have time to waste. Why don 't you run up to the Library and read one or two of the new books. © WOMEN'S ROOMS JUDGED Member Plssociated Gpt!e6iate Press EDITOBIAL STAFF John I 1 Editor-in-Chief ^ tmo Lucille Mat" Associated Editor Marilyn D. bailor Managing Editor David M. Jones Make- up-Editor Millard C. Ludwig Sports Editor Reba Henne Feature Editor Bernard Kane Literary Editor George Piarote Exchange Editor Featu re Write rs Irving Gottlieb , Florence * aust , Jeanne Keller, June Keller, Reynold Pagnnelli , Betty Hagenbuch. Reporters Mazzeo , Joyce Lohr , Irene Kulik, Salvatore Con rad , William W. Hummel , Royal Robert Schram , Athamantia -Comuntzis , Carmel Sirianni , Jacqueline Shaffer. TyplBta Flora Guarna Irene Kornaski Jean Maschal O BUSINESS STAFF Lee Roy Beaiimont Business Manager Anne 1. Sabol Advertising Manager _ ., j .ssisUints ; Lillian Baer , Alvin Wood nng, Edna Snyder , Saramarie Dockey, Anna Pappas, Elaine Kreisher, Henry VonBlohn. FACULTY ADVISEBS Miss Pearl Mason Mr. S. W. Wilson Published weekly except when school vacations interfer. NOVEMBER 6, 1942 EDITORIAL LY A Though t For Today All your strength is in your union , All your danger in discord. —Longfellow. The women of Waller Hall once more held their annual contest for attractive rooms. The contest was directed by Peggy Holoviak and Wanda Farnsworth. Judges for the contest were members of the House Committee and the resident women faculty . Attractive room signs were given to the following girls: Eudora Berlew , Orange ; Betty Zong, Milton ; Betsy Smith , Wyal ussing; Stella Williams , Luzerne; Marj orie Stover, Lewisburg ; Pauline Carey, Honesdale; Catherine Jones, Wanda Kehler, Elva Wagner , Ashland; Marjorie Downing, Shickshinny ; Agnes Flaherty, Antion ett e Cas u la , Helen Parangosky, Shenandoah; Helen and Anita Behler, Kingston ; Joanne Spaid , Lewisburg ; Louise Adams, Sha m okin; Hazel Enama , Weston; Mary Ruth Lovering, Scranton; Helen Kotch , Wilkes-Barre; Betty Fuller, Beach Haven; Marilyn Sailer , Reading; Lucille Martino , Bangor; Flora Guarna , Mt, Carmel; Margaret Latsha, Dornsife; Ruth Sluman, Honesdale; Sallie Hottenstein , Milton; Nan Sidari, Hazleton; Joyce Hay, Easton ; Mildred Mummey , Nanticoke; Shirley Starook, Northumberland , and Mary Heinbach , Sunbury . Many students havo begun to ask questions about this publication , and several questions have been repeated q uite often. I shall attempt to answer some of them here: As you have already noticed , this paper is helping to pa/ for itself. Advertising meant going into an entirely new field. It necessitated the setting up of a business stafl", the formulation of a business policy, the handli ng of financial books, and the setting up of advertising material in each issue. And you are entitled *to know that the people handlin g that work are doing a splendid job . Likewise this paper is to be issued every week except those weeks when a school holiday makes it impossible to get the material together in time for publication and to compensate for ————————— Q t his , the staff has decided to put out you think means more than What a special issue before the most imanything else in your life. More than portant holidays. you earn , more than where you whnt This , of course, means a great deal live, more than your social position , of work; and this is where you as and more than what anyone else may students of this college are concerned: think about you. This is your paper—it isn 't my paper , —George Matthew Adams. it isn't the paper of the stall—it' s t he paper of this school, and as such it should give a favorable impression. This is a war period and cooperaThe staff is doing a splendid job , tion in education is just as important but they, too, have student teaching here on our campus as it is in the muto do, lesson plans to prepare, His- nition plant or on the battl e front. tory of Civilization to study and Our efforts here at Bloomsbuvg are a classes to attend j ust as you do, Let's part of education and education is a give them a helping hand! vitally integral part of Democracy. All of you belong to organizations , Lot's give this some thought at our clubs, and extra-curriculars! It may next meeting and take some action on be a good idea to let the other people it, Your secretary can with little exon campus know what you 're doing tra effort give the necessary report on in your individual groups, and ot the your activity, and we on the staff of same time help knit the student body ! your paper will do the rest. I into a more compact unit. Editor. Paetf af, EKCHANGESQ By George Pi ar ot e Have you heard about the moron who took his nose apar t to see what made it run? —The Juniatian. He must have been the same lad who stayed up all night studying for his Wasserman test. <§> The total value of the 3000 fraternity and sorority houses in the United States is $95,000 ,000. The average house is worth $28,118.04! —The Collegio. <$> If Red Riding Hood lived today, ^ scorn her The modern lass would For she had only to meet one wolf , Not one on every corner. —The Labetta . ? They say that love makes the world go 'round—but a good swaller of tobacco juice will do the same thing. —The Central Hi Record. (By Bernard Kane Old Phi Sig took us in tonight, The boys who just entered sure look a sight. Before m e is Mill er as pro u d as can be Believing a bucket to be the deep sea. Manley we called him, he's Winston tonight, His cigar jutting forth as though ready to figh t. Bunge — that's Bob — the leisurely chap , Is fully prepared to go for a nap. Garbed in pajamas of fiery red, Vastine marks time to the tick over head. Selden—Surprise! Yes Pete sure can sing If he didn 't have adenoids he'd sound j ust like Bing. Aside his dumb charger ; dressed as a clown Huber rides through the hall as if going to town. In top hat and tails, which cost but a cent, Herman the German mimics a gent. Hubiak and Zweizig show off their physique, From what they are doing they 'll ache for a week. Ther e's 19 in all but I can't see the rest And my friends with this line, I finish my quest. I begged and begged But she said no; I begged again But still no go; I finally asked her Why she couldn 't Do it even ifShe shouldn't. She replied, Edi t or 's Note: The above poem A silly whim, represents a part of the author 's initiation mission, and is a tribute to the "The wat er 's much Too cold to swim." pledges of Phj Sigma Pi. —The Booster. Prof. : "Wha t is the greatest water AN OPEN LETTER power known to man?" Student: "Woman 's tears." Dear M arge , —The Rocket. I am one of the fellows who made <$> Breathes there a man with a soul so the world safe for democracy. What a crazy thing that was. I fought and dead fought , but I had to go away. I was Who has never turned his head and called in Class A. The next time I said, want to be in Class B—B here when "Hmmm—not bad." they go and B here when they come n back. WITH THE DAY GIRLS I remember when I registereel, I went to the desk and my milkman For some r eason , the girl's day was in charge. He asked, "What's room is n 't the usual scene of activity your name, young man?" I said, "You that it has been in previous years. know my name." "What's your Could it be the Navy or the music name? " he barked, So I told him that draws all the girls to the gym? "August Chills." He said, ''Are you It looks as though we are going to an alien?" I replied , "No, I feel fine. " be troubled again this year by spark- Then he said "When did you see the ling objects flashing in our eyes. Al- firs t light of day?" I said, "When I ready Joyce Lohr and Janet Shank moved from Pittsburgh to Philadelhave received diamonds. We under- phia. " He asked me how old I was stand one of Joyce 's students asked and I told him twenty-three the first Miss McKinstry wh y Miss Lohr ha s of September. Says he, "The first of two engagement rings. Fortunate , September you 'll be in Australia, and isn 't she? that will be the last of August. " Now that customs are over, the I was called for my physical exFrosh girls have taken up the art of amination. A veterinarian started to camouflaging. It's amazing what a examine me. He aslced me if I had little make-up can do. measles, smallpox, St. Vitus dance, It was good to see the window sills and if I took fits. I said, "No , only cleared of books on Homecoming Day. when I stay in a saloon too long." We should have Homecoming more Then he listened around my chest and often. said , "I think you have a wart someSixty Navy men certainly brought where." "Wart, my neck, that's a about a great deal of discussion in button in your ear," I told him. The the day room. What will happen it doc said he had examined 140,000 150 more come? men, and that I was the most perfect The whole dayroom suffers from physical wreck that he had ever exstudent teaching. amined; so he handed mo a card— The Defense Stamp Booth , incident- Class Al. ally, is just a few yards up the hall. Yours, Augic. Let's be buying some defense stamps. Our friend Augie goes to camp next What do you say? weekj so be on hand to hear his tales Day Room Dottie, * The eyes and ears of the Day Room. of the army. V^ Elizabethtown Tri ps Huskies to Pla y Huskies in Overtime at Ithaca Toda y gp xvdi ^biasiy By Millard Ludwig The turnout at the Homecoming ay soccer game was certainly engaging "to the Husky squad, and iey returned the compliment by dislaying a fine brand of ball , although >sing. Lady Luck played hob with ich b oys as Bud Hartman , Rabb, iles, Yeany, Andy Magill and Leon art man when their shots j ust missed ie ne t. Patterson was the only Husly lineman with any sort of a break Ind even he was robbed of a couple m boots. I * ¦ Defensive play was good as can be 2en by the fact that the whole backsld played 98 minutes of hard, bruisig soccer, bu t a couple loopholes realted in scores. Bernie Pufnak lay ed his usually fine game in the et . The Elizabethtown line shot only bout half as many as the Husky ofense. The Bucknell Bison soccer schedule oes not include Bloomsburg, and ince the Huskies are sure of possibly nly one more tilt, maybe a contest iould be arr anged with the Bisons. It might be, however, that Bucknell ¦wouldn 't play. I * Due partially to war time condiions, there are but 11 college soccer earns in t he st at e. In addition to 31oomsburg , the elevens are West Chest er , Penn St at e, Penn , Gettys)urg, Bucknell, Lehigh, Temple, Laflyette, East Stroudsburg and Elizibethville. ? West Chester travels to Lock Hav»n this Saturday to meet the Bald Sagle gridiron machine. The Chester ads have posted five victories, one ie, and one loss thus far , winning >ver Moravian , For t DuPon t, Ithaca , Indiana , an d Albrigh t, and losing to indefeated Delaware in addition to tying P. M. C. Lock Haven is undefeated and untied. The Havenites lave run roughshod over Indiantown Gap twice, Slippery Rock, Shipp ensburg, and Indiana to boast of a total of 106 points against their opponents ' 7 * Bucknell's Bisons celebrated their Homecoming Day with a well-earned 13-7 win over Lafayette. . . Two more [Pennsylvania gridiron elevens hit the [loss column for the first time last Saturday. Mansfield was beaten by East Stroudsburg and St. Vincent lost to Duquesne. . . Five college teams in the state remain undefeated and untied. . . East Stroudsburg, Haverford , Juniata , Lock Haven , are the only elevens yet to hit the skids. . . No major state team is in this class. Penn is the closest with one loss and one tie. —— ¦ ' ¦ ' ¦ »-O>W Phi Sigma Pi Initiates 19 Although bombarding their oppon- Smarting from two straight losses, Nineteen Phi Sigma Pi pledges ; ents ' goal the entire afternoon , the the B. S. T. C. soccermen are in Itharomped in every nook and cranny of Husky soccer team lost out last Sat- ca, N. Y., today to play the Ithaca every imaginable camp us and in the urday to Elizabethtown College in College Bombers. type paraphernalia to of dress and two extra periods, 2-1, before a large Two loads of players left yesterday fulfill their informal initiation missHomecoming Day crowd on Mt. morning, nine in the station wagon ions on Monday of last week. and seven by bus, and the squad arOlympus . Fulfilling the whimsical orders of The entire first four periods result- rived in Ithaca yesterday afternoon. regular the members of the fratered in a scoreless deadlock, but the The Huskies will be out alter their pledges nity, the peanuts rolled down score told no resemblance of the first victory and having defeated the the hall, fish ed in water buckets, high-geared Husky offense. After the Bombers last y ear they hope to keep kick-off the first few minutes were the record clean . Coach Buchheit demonstrated their athletic prowess, played in midfield , but then the Hus- has announced no definite starting counted plaques, desks, chairs and kies began to move, playing much of line-up , but it is expected to be simi- windows and even serenaded the Deans of Women. the rest of the period in enemy terri- lar to the Elizabethtown fray. Few injuries mar the Huskies ' Among those initiated were Robert tory. Shot after shot was partially blocked or bounded off the crossbar ranks from the two previous encoun- Bu nge, George Miller, Edward Manto keep Buchheit's boys from scoring. t ers , and the squad will take the field ley, John Hubiak, William Selden, ' in good condition . Little is known of Joseph Gula , Carl Berninger , Bernard Lacks Extra Punch In the second quarter the story the Bombers ' strength , because they K ane , Lee Roy Beaumont, Lado Sawas the same, with the Maroon and haven 't played a heavy schedule this velli , Carl Diltz, Edwin Vastine, Harold J. Miller, Bernard Pufnak, James Gold clad team lacking the extra season . Zweizig, Harvey Huber, Anthony punch needed to score. Numerous Kravitski, and Herman Vonderheid. scrimmages in front of the ElizabethFLASH ! Following a day of silence these town goal went for naught. members were formally initiated at a After the rest period, which was Sailing—Sailing—yes , in the gym regular meeting which was followed highlighted by the military review with the cadets in their khaki. The by a short business meeting with reunder the direction of Dr. E. H. Nel- Ensigns in glamour, and the gals with freshments in the smoking room of son , the Huskies had even closer their make-up just so. Some lads got the dormitory. chances to tally. Bud Hartman pass- their ensign rating over the week* * * ed to Rabb whose shot was partially end. Ah! for the navy blues . . . Alpha Fst Omega Initiates blo cked , and Yeany 's boot soon af ter Take it easy girls, the cadets are the The Alpha Omicron cast of Alpha was deflected. Hugh Niles, hard- ones with a "C card " yes, and a coupe Psi Omega, National Honorary Drashooting left wing, had several tough to go along with it—cozy for two. B. matic Fraternity, admitted four new shots miss and so did Bud Hartman. S. T. C. has really hit the booming members to its ranks on Thursday In the first extra period , E. Hess, stage but we must member, girls, that evening, October 29. Under the diElizabethtown right wing, scored after our good old stand-bys are the male rection of the Grand Director, Miss a scrimmage near the Husky goal. students. Regardless of the fact that Alice Johnston, Georg e Miller , the But back came the fighting Huskies a their dates consist of a coke, a hike , Honorable Prompter , Betty Biermann, minute later with the hard charging and then a . . . job. the Worthy Playwright , and Paul line mixing it up near the ElizabethA few nicknames we picked up in Rolands, the Worthy Business Manat own net , and Pat Patterson put one the girls' dorm. Maybe your name is past the goalie to knot the count here—is it? Glamour Ray (inciden- ger, officiated in initiatin g Betsy Smith, Stella Williams, John Thomas, aeain. tally girls he just got his commis- and Jean Langan. After the formal Posey Stars sion). Barrel House Bessie (from ritual in the auditorium, the fraternCaptain Posey, veteran Elizabeth- the song of the same name) . Salt and ity members enjoyed refreshments at town star center forward , handed the pepper (one of the condiments of the Miss Johnston 's apartment. stunning blow to the Huskies by scor- Navy) . Luscious Lucus (alias the . n ing from a brief scrimmage in the red bomber), but a few you can't second extra period . beat are Snooky (our head-waiter) | Teacher—Parse the word "kiss." The plucky but many times un- and Taint Fair (the cowboy from | Frosh—This word is a noun, but it steady Elizabethtown squard was West Trenton). Oh! we mustn 't for- ; is usually used as a conjunction. It is held together by this same Posey, a get Brenda—you know her . . . the never declined and is more common three year veteran. Elizabethtown Irish wit of the school—mind you we than proper. It is not singular in that it is generally used in the plural. It has only fif teen men on the entire didn 't say which half. j agrees with me. team. o i n Bloomsburg 1 Elizabethtown 2 Tomorrow 1 Greed at Fault Melborne _ G Pufnak Tomorrow can't be cou n t ed on There is no intrinsic vice in wealth; D. Lancing LFB [ J. Magill For what today should bring, I the devil is in our greed. Reinbold RFB Remley Nor can we hope to harvest grain Manifold LHB Kline From fields not sown in spring! Black CHB Zweizig So don't delay today 's hard task Spence RHB Wagner Until some later date, E. Hess Oh Niles For work put off from day to day Schrieber IL Yeany In time will seal one 's fate. Posey CF Patterson Meyer IR _ ._ Rabb and Davis (Scott) . Time of periods— Boll OR L. Hartman 22 minutes. Extra periods — 5 min»Wi—«ii«—•«.•!• #jj ##—•(;«—,.(/-••//«—»w;— ^#tf ^—Aiw^—««—¦»««—•»«•— Elizabethtown 0 0 0 0 1 1—2 utes. __ 0 0 0 0 1 0—1 Bloomsburg • ? Goals: Elizabethtown — E. Hess, ? Posey ; Bloomsburg—Patterson. Substitutions: Elizabethtown—B . Hess, G. 1 Compliments of jj Bu ch , J. Buch, Skipper; Bloomsburg—Hendricks , A. Magill, B. Hartman. Referees — Kline (Catawissa) ,• »—Hit—««—»«—»l '^—.»«—»»—M— >>—• •—*<_¦ •_¦ •}• I —> i ¦ , i i . . PURSE L ^<^^ fiO\M W$t' ' 'w\ ' fy n,cde>uiall y ij auXA -U1 the » ¦ > ftT a &>»f f ' £l |» BOftDS ft] \i r B WWAR STAMPS* ARCUS'S FOR College Wear | , t co. m hoh I I i * ) Main Street ! 1 Bloomsbu rg, Penns ylvania ¦ ¦ f *¦ I l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ¦ Ml 1^1 LIFE I WITH | UNCLE By IRVING T. GOTTLIEB COLLEGE WAR COUNCIL STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania Bloomsburg Men Armed Forces of the United States United States of America November 5, 1942. Dear Feilows: f I Last year about this time I wrote you a personal letter. Only, it was mimeographed and on stationery instead of being published in the MAROON and GOLD. This change, of co u rse , is to conserve paper and other essential materials. f ? 1 I j You received the initial copy of the MAROON and GOLD last week. Yes, you individually, and over two hundred others like you! Here only a week has gone by and another issue is in your possession. With a little deduction , you have guessed the right answer— the MAROON and GOLD is now a weekly publication. I j j • ! I j To print a weekly paper is by no means an easy task. Believe it is really a tough j ob. On the inside of the first page is fellows, me always printed the names of those comprising the staff. Too few people read this section , so I am herewith introducing you to our Editor-in-Chief , John Iiubiak; and the Business Manager, Lee Beaumont. These are responsible positions and thus far have been admirably filled. j f { As mentioned above, editing a weekly newspaper is quite difficult. Then, too, writing a column without information is somewhat in the same category. THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN! ! I LIFE WITH UNCLE is your column! Through it you can inf : form your friends in the service and .here at school , where you are i and what you are doing. And, in return, you are kept informed as | to the activities and the whereabouts of your Bloomsburg friends, I also .serving in the armed forces of their country . I ! All this can be accomplished just by writing r.ie a personal letyour convenience. Not every day, not every week; once a ter at | f month will be quite sufficient. It needn't be lengthy ; j ust so it con' tains the information you want your friends to know . (.Incidentally, i all grammatical errors will be corrected). j ' Finish reading this issue—then take time off. Yes, time off to I tfive your contribution to Life With Uncle. Yours for victory, I IRVING T. GOTTLIEB . j f Just Inducted Private William Orner , 356 M. P. Escort Gua.'d Co., Camp Shelby, Mississ ppi. "Uncle Sam didn 't waste much time in getting me from "Good Old Bloomsburg" to Camp Shelby, Mississippi. "It looks as though I'm to be a military Police Escort Guard who travels here and there to pick up German prisoners, and otherwise. "The Commanding Officer said he would probably have me do clerical work , in the orderly room , to get some experience while I take my basic training here. Have only recently arrived here, so the next time I will have more information. " Marine Recruit Private William Swinesburn, Platoon 868 Recruit Depot , Marine Barracks, Parris Island , South Carolina. "Left home, Thursday, October 8— Stayed in Wilkes-Barre overnight— Arrived in Philadelphia , Friday morning—Took physical exams and stayed for three days—Left Philadelphia and arrived nt Parris Island , South Carolina , Thursday, October 13. AROUND THE CAM PUS PAINTED BY MEN By I. C. U. Did you Frosh note what skill Vonj derheid showed in rolling a peanut? He dishes it out, but he takes it too. .. j With no stunt day you Frosh got ! j away with ease. ? We 're wondering who was so in-. terested in biography of Kay . . . How S about it Snooks? The scummers have really softened j and "Maude " Kozlowski is getting his ' cars full of compliments. Glamor-boy Taylor is sure spreadj ing his wings—way over into the • I Junior Class. Perry 's quite the hunter , had he j knocked the ears off the rabbit! it i would have passed for a field mouse. Wouldn 't it be a fine idea to carry j j Phi Sig "quiet day " initiations into 1 the women 's ranks? AND HOW! I Beaumont's "strictly business" with a question mark. . . maybe |Sabol isjust the business venture to it'll be I take him from his work. | Waller Hall men are wondering f who's calling Hubiak out of a three s ho ur 's sleep. . . couldn ' t be a gi rl, I could it? j Well it will all come out in the f I wa sh , and we'll see you if you don't [ get caught in the wringer. | am now in Bugle School. I will reE |main here until I am assigned to a j specific company . One fellow is j ahead of me—then comes my trans° fer papers. ! "We have had six solid days of rain , | but it finally has cleared. During the |downpo u r , I was on guard duty . Pi c= ture me in raincoat, leggings, overI shoes, rifl e belt, gas mask , with a steel j helmet and an Ithica single-barrel ! 1 shot gun on my shoulder, trudging j my post , guarding lives and property! Here is something that may be news: rain on a steel helmet is a nice sound—just like rain on the roof!" Sounds in the Morning: The most t unearthly of all—the alarm clock like ten thousand sledge hammers s pounding on the ear drums. Jurasik , , an early-morning "Crosby," herald- ing the dawn of twenty-four new / hours. "Honest Abe" Kozloski creep- ing hurriedly down the hall like an» overloaded Army tank. Carl "The ; Bird" Berninger practicing a hot lick ; from "Aida." "Taxi" Miller telling : the world , in his own inimitable way, he has eaten breakfast. Toothbrushes sizzling on their way to a doubtful victory in the shower-room. T^ie silence that staggeringly arises with the eight o'clock bell. Murals at Midday: A century of empty stomachs in the dining room lobby . Niles and the "Better-Half" making plans for the day. Hearts being broken and mended by scented stationery . Washvilla 's face reflecting purple-paper received from one of his many. "Cowboy " Zweizig's pockets bulging with greenbacks as | the result of a recently cashed check, i "Roger the Monotone" Chesney look- i ing between awake and asleep. Robert Taylor surrounded by a group of j men. The two-legged wolves watching the passing parade outside the i ffvm Scenes in the Night: "Professor " Spontak vainly attempting to dig some of "Creasy's Cuisine" from his upper plate. The most interesting study of them all: "George the Jiver" Miller sitting in the lobby staring into the eyes of. . . space. "Bathless" Whitby taking a shower . "Uneducated Harry " Reitz sitting in the library gazing studiouslessly. 1912's lions yawning at time. Unoccupied stamping grounds in front of the post of Rce. ^he ten o'clock bell roaring its warning to very close friends. "Hotkiss" Vonder-heid and "Jackson " Piarote disregarding the warning and making hay while the moon shines. Midnight—i t's bells striking out the old day and r . oili n g "time to sleep. " • "Upon arrival , we had a swell[ meal. This was followed by a denta][ examination. Later we received our • bed clothes and were instructed howto make a bed. Believe it or not , bui; it is quite difficult at first! "We have been marching every dajr since our arrival. Every morning we, are awakened at 4:30 A. M.—have, breakfast , and then start marching Lunch is at 11:00 A. M., and then in, the afternoon , we march again. Now, we are -• '.so learning the manual ol; arms—or how to handle a rifle. All[ this is O. K., but you can rest assured that it's no picnic!" Army Teacher Pt'c. Eddy Walinchus, Hq. & Service Company, M. R. T. C, Camp Pickett , Virginia. "I'm still teaching typewriting and Military Correspondence and enjoy it very much. I teach seven classes a ,day—about 120 men in each class. Classes this large are quite difficult to teach , but these men are all good typists and all I do is keep them on the go and explain the various way s of using the typewriter . Shorthand speed tests are also in my line oi' v/^ _ NIMRODS TAK E TO FIELDS With the opening of hunting season, several of the college nimrods took out their old shotguns and took to the fields. Homecoming Day visitors to the Men 's Dorm saw the fruit of Ray Per- ' ry 's trip into the wilds of Dillon 's Hollow—a lone rabbit. Says Perry, "A farmer politely asked me to leave his property ; so when lie turned his back I just as politely shot the rabbit and came home." To date there are no boastful reports from the faculty representation in this sport. Mr . Reams has been busy with Homecoming and other activities but has wonderful plans for the future, Mr .' Forney is the other faculty member who is prominent in this sport. The best report comes from Frank Taylor who bagged five squirrels , a*" rabbit and two pheasants the first day. Wi i^ i r "Then there is work performed by men who do not operate the typewriter. It is my job to teach them the Where Do We Go From Here Boys? various ways of writing letter army Private Vincent Husovski , style and a lot of other army forms: Aircraft Eng. Sq. 44-214, such as, General Ordei's, MemoranU. S. Marine Corps Air Station , dums , Special Orders , Letters of Cherry Point , North Carolina. Transmittal , etc. Altogether , there "Not much news now—but will arc at least ten different forms . This write when we reach our new base, work is interesting and I enjoy it We are leaving for the West Coast¦ very much." tomorrow." • • It was a great pleasure to have with LITTLE BOY BLUE us on Homecoming, three of our boys in service. Those fortunate enougli to Little Boy Blue secure short furloughs were: Robert Private Larry Doster, (Bull) Martin , U. S. C. G.; LieutenCo . C, 13 Q. M. T. R M N ant George Housknecht , and Pl'c. EdCamp Lee, Virginia. "Was transferred sometime ago and dy Walinchus. 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