fj bon't ^J oxcj tb Xtaf i ^l/eat Stzatlon j &ance. G G.A. Social Commit tee Announc es Leap Year Dance Saturda y, Ap ril 20 Annual Eastern-State Conf erence Held Ap ril Fourth To Ap ril Sixth Ralph Wright Chosen to Pla y C. G. A. Dance ; Students, Allowed Outside Guest C. G. A. Candidates Named From Floor By Student Body e- ¦—• Twent y-Nine Make 2.5 Semester Ratin g >> 33 Students and Faculty Made Tri p to New York; Student Delegates Head Panel The Fif teenth Annual Spring ConThe Social Committee of the Stud- Dean Harvey A. Andruss , anference of the Eastern-State Associaent Government Association is spon- nounces the names of the students Method of Nomination Used For First tion took place on Thursday, April soring their last dance of the college who appear on the Dean's Honor Roll Time in History of Bloomsburg college of the fourth to Saturday, April sixth. The semester for the first year. This dance, generally known as State Teachers College Conference was held at Hotel a Spring dance, will take the form of year, 1939-40. The rating is 3.0 for Pennsylvania, New York City. a Leap Year Dance. It will be the an A average; 2.0 for a B average and For the first time in the history of Thursday evening there was an first dance of this type in eight years. 1.0 for a C average. The following B. S. T. C. the students had the op- Administrative-Faculty Meeting, with of 2.5 or better rating students have a College The dance will be held in the por tunity on April first of selecting Roscoe L. West, President of the AsGym , Saturday, April 20th, beginning for the first semester, 1939-40, and promptly at 8:30 and ending at 11:45. an accumulate average rating of 2.0 their candidates for the offices of the sociation, presiding. Friday afternoon the various groups discussed the The committee met on Wednesday, or better for all of their college work: Community Government Association. topic, Freshmen "Youth Faces Its World," folApril third and discussed the entire Prior to this the nominating comlowed by a student-faculty banquet plan for the event. Doris Guild, act- Hazel V. Chappell , Howard Halpin , mittee appointed by the College in the evening. On Saturday morning ing chairman, announces that Ralph Janet Hoffman, John Hubiak , Jean Council named the candidates. BeWrigh t, popular local band will play( Kuster, Joyce Lolir. fore calling for nominations Mr. Maza there took place the student conSophomores for the event. Wright's band was one' read that part of the constitution ferences at which time student repof the two that played the Sophomore Mary Davenport, Dorothy M. Grow, which referred to the election of of- resentatives of the college headed the Earl J. Harris, Jean Lan tz, Jack L. Cotillion of last year. ficers to the C. G. A. He pointed out panel discussion. As usu al , there will be no admis- Mer tz, Sp encer E. Roberts, John E. that the nominees for presidency must The five main purposes of the sion, and dress will bg formal. Each Schlauch, Aleta P. Stiles, Clif ton be selected from the Junior Class; for Conference are as follows: college student is permitted to invite Wright. vice-president from the Sophomore 1. To promote acquaintance and comJuniors his guest, but absolutely no outside or Junior Class; for treasurer and mon understanding among student couples are allowed. Guest card can Ruth L. Brandon. secretary from the Freshmen , Sopho- groups as a basis for intelligent and Seniors be secured in the Dean of Women's more or Junior Classes. Mr. Maza effective cooperation in all interRuth E. Boone, Ben Hancock, Stella office. called attention to the fact that the institutional endeavors for the enHinClayton , William Hess, Her m an It is understood, that, being a Leap wise selection of candidates is im- richment of their common life as Year Dance , the ladies must invite kle , Gladys Jones, Charles Kelchner, perative if the students expect the prospective teachers in the public the gentlemen. However, if the lady Frank Kocher, Eunice Laubach, Robschools. well-known soloist , College Council to act efficiently. is too modest, she may come stag, and ert C. Lewis, Miles G. Smith, Hannah E ugene Conley, The student body nominated the 2. To disseminate information conappearance in the audiwill make his E. Unger, Kathryn L. Walp. that applies to the men as well. torium with the Mixed Chorus to- following people: for president—Joe cerning prevailing forms of student The committees and committee organizations which have been night, beginning at eight-fifteen. Mr". Hudock , Rober t Borne m an , James chairman for the dance are: Orches- BAILER DEPI CTS Deilly , Howard Tomlinson; for vicefound to be effective agencies in is one of the finest lyric tenors Conley tra: Richard Foote, chairma n, William the American concert stage. His president—Merrill Dietrick, Francis individual institution for promoting Hagenbuch, James Deilly, Charles MEXICO CUSTO MS on , familiar to some through the Tho mas , Jack Shortess, Bruch Miller, such acquaintances and common voice Robins, Frank Valente, and James medium of the radio, is .one..of ., firs t Ralph McCracken; for secretary—, understanding among their memPape; Publicity: Francis Thomas, Professor Joseph Bailer was guest bers. high , and clear. Mr. Doris Guild, Dorothy Lynch, Dorothy rank—resonant, chairman, Jean Langan, Jane Rut- speaker of the Business Education Savage , David Nelson, Sarah Mas- 3. To arouse in each individual studpossesses power in his little Conley ledge, Violet Pataki, and Richard Club on Thursday, April fourth. He smoothness and teller; for treasurer—John Lavell, ent a desire to participate with the Foote; Refreshment: James Deilly , held the interest of the audience by voice but has a satin quality that make John Schlauch, Joe Malinchoc, June faculty in all cooperative movea cornet timbre chairman, Catherine Oplinger, Avonel giving an illustrated talk on Mexico. ments which promise to enrich their with the student body. Eaton, Collin Vernoy. Baumunk, Clark Renninger, and Mr. Bailer spent considerable time him popular On April twelfth a primary election common life as co-workers in the Conley came for the first time Mr. Charles Robins. among the natives of "Old Mexico." to Bloomsburg as a tenor with the was held to select three candidates same institution. u He depicted to the group habits and Boston Male Chorus, a popular group whose names will appear on the bal- 4. To help students demonstrate to customs of the Mexicans using many of male singers a decade ago. He was lot in the general election. each other and administrative and Annu al Frosh Hop antiques and souvenirs brought from also a member of the Musical Art u instructional officers that they are romantic country. The students Quartet. Recently, Mr. Conley has S. C. A. Conference able and willing to assume a larger Success ; Music by. that took special interest in the wonderful been featured regularly as Soloist for share of the burden of responsibiliJack Melton 's Band designs and handicraft of the Mexican the N. B. C. Symphony Orchestra. ty for policy forming, organization, Held at Bucknell shawls and pottery. Although some He is still a young artist and has a administration and instructional great future before him. Was Hel d Saturda y, March 30 of the designs showed signs ofartSpanCabinet Members Trained at Recrea- leadership. was Tonight' s program will include: ish influence much of the fine 5. To join with the faculty in bringtional Center; Dr. C. Bond Deing effectively to the attention of The Annual Frosh Hop, held on strictly native, handed down from the livers Interesting: Address Grou p I the general public the significance Saturday evening, Ma rch 13 , was a early Indians. huge success. Music, by Jack Melton Previous to the talk, Mr. Forney Where E'er You Walk (Semele)— The Student Christian Association , of the work of the institution whose Handel exclusive function is the preparaa n d hi s ba n d , brought many pleasing suggested that the Business Education compliments from the crowd. Every- Club should leave some worthwhile Night of Stillness (dedicated to Mr. under the sponsorship of Miss Mason tion of teachers for public schools. and Mr. Shortess, represented the Those people who made the trip one had an enjoyable evening in token to the College. Plans were also Conley ) —Bodycombe spite of the fact that recent flood con- discussed for the Commercial Con- Aria: La fleur que tu m 'avais jetee— Bloomsburg State Teachers College are: Dean Kehr, Dean Andruss, Harat the Regional Cabinet Training Con- riet Moore ; Student Council: Norman ditions forced the band to be 45 test. April 27 is the date set for Bizet Class A schools and May fourth for Grou p n ference. The conference was held at Maza , Howard Tomlinson , Sam Milminutes late. the Bucknell Recreation Center, April ler, James Deily, Merrill Deitrich, Blue and white crepe paper formed Class B. Irish Airs—Arranged by Hughes. v sixth and seventh. Schools attending Rosemary Hausknecht, Kathryn Walp, a false ceiling and presented a northThe Bard of Armagh—Folk Song were Bucknell University, Penn State, Florence Park , Edna Keller, ern light effect. The band shell held Juniors Question A Ballynure Ballad—Folk Song Idajane the center of interest. Along the sides I Know Where I'm Going—Folk Song Bloomsburg S. T. C, Lock Haven S. Ship e, Lorraine Snyder, Eleanor Altcolored Experts hung a continuous curtain of Fac ulty The Nine Penny Fldil—Folk Song T. C, Mansileld S. T. C, and Dick- hoff. Others were Grant Brittingham, crepe. A shower of inflated balloons, Eugene Conley will also sing the enson Junior Colleee. Bruce Miller, Charles Kelchner, Gerprevious to the intermission, brought The Junior Class held a rather un- solo part of Hiawatha 's Wedding The purpose of the conference was ald Fritz, Spencer Roberts, Leonard about mad scrambling and confusion. usual type of program in assembly Feast, accompanied by Spencer Rob- primarily to train the members of Stout, Kanasky, Clifton However, it brought with it a jovial on Friday, April fifth . The program erts. Mrs. Miller will accompany Mr. the cabinet to carry out definite aims Wright , William Marion Murphy, Helen spirit and an April-shower theme. was on the order of an Information Conley in the two groups of songs. in the correct manner. On Saturday Brady, Jean Darrow, Helen Johnson, William Horvath , general chairman, Please, a quite popular movie and morning, Dr, Charles Bond, professor Kitty O'Niell, Fay Gehrig, Agnes commented favorably on the true co- radio presentation. The Board of Exat .Bucknell , spoke on the "Essence Eunson , and Arlene Hagenbuch. operation of the various committees. perts, made up of faculty men only, TIMELY PHOTO HINTS of Christianity." Saturday evening, o FOR BETTER PICTURES the topic of discussion was "How to DICK FOOTE RELEASES were Mr. Fenstemaker, Dr. Russell Flash! Find the Needs of the Campus," folMr. Reams, Dr. Kuster, and Mr. Mac MUSICAL COMEDY CAST Gerald Fritz—"May I ask you a Mahan, 1. When loading, shade your camera lowed by folk dancing and evening worship . Sunday afternoon , a panel question?" Steward Edwards, president of the from direct sunlight. Dr. Nelson—"Yes, but It must be a class, read the scripture and then 2. Hold your camera steady. Never on Spiritual Resources pointed out Preparations for the All-College short one." called for announcements. Following make a time or bulb exposure while the means of developing spiritual Musical Comedy are already underway. Richard Foote, student director, Gerald Fritz—"If a doctor is doc- the announcements, he introduced the holding the camera in your hands. powers. Members of the S. C. A. of Blooms- of the operetta announces the followtoring a doctor, does the doctor doing two members of the committee, Dick Use a tripod. the doctoring have to doctor the doc- Foote, chairman, and Jack Shortess. 3. Do not let the sun shine on the burg who attended the conference ing cust of characters; are: Ruth Balrd , Dora Taylor, Aleta Sylvia, Ruth Balrd; Jim , Bill Hagtor the way the doctor being doctored Dick Foote mentioned that the ques- lens. wants to be doctored , or does the tions were taken from a special ques- 4. Hold the camera level. Have sub- Stiles, Jones, Robert Borneman, Vic- onbuch ; Ann , Helen Johnson; Windy , doctor doctoring the doctor, doctor tion and answer pamphlet , published ject correctly located In the finder. tor Turini , Walter Reed, Norman James Deily ; Jeanett, Violet Pataki; the doctor in his own way?" by an outstanding company . Ho also 5. Tako standing pictures with the Cool, William Booth, and Joseph H. Martin Duke, Jane Dyke; Coach Harris , Gerald Fritz; Prof. Marks, o pointed out that the Junior Class camera held vertically ; groups and Modi. Stran ge Facts would donate ten cents to the Stud- most landscapes with the camera Robert Bornoman , president oil tho Elwood Beaver; Jerry and Barry, Association, took charge of the selling Hope Twins; Charlotte, Mary Bretz ; The American Museum of Natural ent Loan Fund for every question held horizontally , History In New York keeps a small not answered by the Board. As a 0. Wherever you go, take your cam- of pamphlets! Ho was quite active In Marlon , Marl on Murphy; Chauncy, "army " of live beetles, whose job Is to result close to three dollars went to era along. Don't forget that there the group discussions and served as Norman Cool ; The Brat, Jessie clean the bones of animals before the Fund and a round of hearty ap- are wonderful pictures to be had a member of tho Sunday afternoon Schiofer; Mose, Richard Nonemacher; panel. at all times around the school. Bob, David Nelson. plause arose from the audience. they are mounted. EUGENE CONLEY APPEARS WITH MIXED CHORUS THIS EVENING; LYRIC TENOR jfc . " "' . f \ "W III— ¦»¦ iUttnum tmb (&alli « ^ MOVIE OF THE WEEK BEST SELLER Where Did All Fool' s Day Ori ginate ? (By Stella Herman) "Autobiography with Letters " by J "Rebecca ," current production by America 's outstanding literary critic , David O. Selznick , is Robert SherWilliam Lyon Phelps, is a rambling resume of the most interesting kind wood' s adap tation of Du Marier's (By Adrian Masanotti ) novel of the same name. The story of material dealing with - literature Will} the coming of April , we again enjoyed the almost universal cus- is based on the lives of Max de Winter and life as a whole. Here the reader gets more than casually acquainted tom of playing tricks on our fellowmen. To whom do we owe this ancient and his bride whose lives are haunted with well-known authors and books cust om? by Rebecca , the first Mrs. de Winter. One investigator directs us to Noah and his Ark . "The London Public Max brings his bride to the de Winter of the past and present. Tolstoy, Wells, Galsworthy, Twain , Dickens, Advertiser " of March 13, 1769, held that "the mistake of Noah sending the esta t e, Manderly. She is timid and Member and London are but a few of the dove out of the ark before the water had abated , on the first day of the without the knowledge of the way Pissocided GoUeeiatePress writers referred to. In the sporting month among the Hebrews which answers to our first of April , and to per- that a large staff of servants should world too there are such representa- petuate the memory of this deliverance it was thought proper , whoever be m anaged. Rebecca had all the tives as Helen Willis Moody and Gene forgot so remarkable a circumstance, to punish them by sending them upon j quali ties necessary to manage the ST AT T Tunney. Then also are found phi- some sleeveless errand similar to that ineffectual message upon which the house and entertain many guests. Editor-in-Chief Gerald Fritz losophical items on such subjects as bird was sent by the patriarch." Therefore the timid Mrs. de Winter News Editor George Willard Hundreds of years ago man set aside the first of April as a.day for is hold in contempt by the servants, Make-Up Editor Victor Turini the calmness of a cow, the patience Desk Editors - Bruce Miller, Ruth Brandon of a cat, and the friendship of a dog. merriment at the expense of one's neighbor. The most logical conclusion is especially Mrs. Danvers, Rebecca 's Editorials Dave Nelson . Rutter Ohl, College days at Yale, bicycling that which attributes the origin of the custom to France. This nation com- maid and companion , who never Adrian Masanotti change misses an opportunity to tell her new Special Features Jean Noll, th rough Europe, astronomy, and going menced the New Year on January 1, instead of March 25. Before the Larry Myers, Mary Brunstetter, Mur- to the theatre lend sparkling inci- was made the merry-making ended on April 1, when gifts were given and mistress how well Rebecca managed iel Rinard dental diversion. One learns how visits made. With the adoption , of the reformed calendar in 1564, New her duties and social affairs. Department Editors : fools The film is eerie and mysterious Sports Tom North , Jack Remley, much real pleasure an individual Year 's Day was established as January l. and with the idea of making finds in reading good books and in of those who had foi-gotten the change of date. This custom , once started , because all of the characters are inMarie Parsell Music John Young, Ted Wenner meeting great men and women. has kept up , though its origin lies been forgotten. The habit of playing fluenced by the dead Rebecca whose Humor and Exchange Joe Hudoek Literary Editor Stella Herman Phelps' life has been brimful of as- tricks on one another during this day appeals to an integral part of human beauty, past deeds, honor , and habits Circulation Manager Stanley Schuyler sociations with worldwide people of nature which has asserted itself at all times in all countries. always come between the happiness Reporters:—W ilfred Conrad, Eleanor Con- renown in fields of literature, educaIn character but not in time . All Fool's Day corresponded to the Roman of the de Winters. Max is haunted , ner James Watts, Ethel Lauer, Elwood tion, sports, music, science, and every Saturnalia, when the Romans bent their classic wits to the task of playing not so much by Rebecca as by his Beaver , Walt Lewis. Marion Murphy. Martha Wright . Ruth Hope, Eleanor [other phase pertinent to the intel- tricks on each other, and indulged in various abs urdities. The nearest cele- conscience . As the events unfold and Curran , Virginia Dean, William Wertz, j lectual man. The reader finds out bration , not only in nature , but also in date, is the Feast of Huli , in Hindo- the mystery clears, we find that ReAlex Foster, Jane Dyke, Mary Louise why a pugilist, Gene Eunney, hap- SLcUl. Miller. becca was not the honorable woman Typists — Harrison Cameron. Ruth Shonk pened to give a lecture on ShakesIt is believed that the English borrowed the idea of trickery on this she was thought to be by everyone, Photography .. Lewis Long, Bruce Sutliff peare to a Yale audience; why Phelps day from the French . This custom had not existed in Great Britain until but that she was skilled in making became adept in the act of spitting the beginning of the 18th century . The earliest literai-y allusion to it was by people like her and in giving the imFACULTY ADVISEES at the eyes of dangerous dogs; and j[ Addison in the "Spectator. " Swift , in his -'Journal to Stella ," seem ed t o pression of being an honorable perMr . S. L. Wilson Miss Ethel Shaw Miss Pearl Masou why Barnum was liked by the p&ople have condescended to the custom. son. She was really selfish, revengehe looked upon as suckers. One 's "Sleeveless " errands are a special English favorite on this day . Bound- ful , and unfai thful to Max who had APRIL 12, 1940 literary knowledge, and for that mat- less is the mirth of the man who succeeds in sending an April fool to the ceased to love her soon after he ' ter , one 's fund of intellectual ex- bookstore for a "History of Eve's Grandmother ." The habits of nailing a realized her true character . Having NOTE OF THANKS periences must stand forlorn and purse to the floor , and putting bricks in apparently empty paper bags so learned that only Rebecca 's exterior wanting if one does not read this that the dudes might kick them and come to grief, have not yet disappeared. manners were charming, Max shot (By Victor Turini) book which has been a national best These pleasantries are not unknown in America where children deli ght Rebecca, and putting her in her boat, Only a month ago I was a mere seller for many months. Truly, it is in placing bricks under old hats, so that their victim 's toes might meet with he sank the boa t in the cove, allowing Make-up Editor of the Maroon and memorable conglomeration of in ter- disastrous effects, or in placing purses with strings attached, in conspicious the world to think that Rebecca had Gold , never dreaming tha t someday esting happenings told in a most ab- places. April fool candy made of cotton, spiced with pepper , and covered been drowned while sailing. Only that incomparable position of Editor- sorbing manner. with chocolate, are sold today in our candy stores. when the boat and body were acciin -Chief would cross my threshold. Autobiography as a rule often is Many a paterfamilias, on waking in the morning, finds his trouser legs dentally found did Max confess his But of course miracles do happen , not crowded with details that are of in- stuck together by the clever adjustment of prohibitory pins, and is there- deed to his wife. No one else dared only joy-rendering miracles , but oc- terest only to the individual writing upon saluted with the laughter of his children and the information that he blame the crime on Max de Winter casionally sorrow and despair . Did about himself , and the result is a is an Apri] fool for his trouble. although Mrs. Danvers and Jack . n the happy peaceful dwellers of the dull , cut and dried affair that palls Favell , a suitor of Rebecca 's, gu essed "GOOFY GAGS" flood-stricken areas all about us ever on the reader 's mind . Phelps bookHUMORE LSON the truth . It is possible that Rebecca j dream tha t someday, muddy, turbu- is not dull. What has interested him delibera tely tempted Max into shootButcher—"Round steak , Madam?" ing her since she had recently learned lent waters would rise to an incredi- in his long life—he is seventy-five— s the story . there' AND THEN . . ble height and destroy whatever lias proved to be of universal interest. about the time Mr. Ta te , af ter cor- Jean Hope—"The shape doesn't that she was a victim of cancer, and furniture they possessed—perhaps He moves about from one subject to recting papers of one of his famous interest me, so long as it's tender." Rebecca was so full of life that she their home? No, of course not , but another. Variety linked with humor- History tests remarked that the papcould not have lived as an invalid. *** **** ous and serious anecdotes that enterthat seems off the point. quickly. Rebecca told Pugh were and Jim Miller ers of Sam Dr . Russell—"Miss Seeman , will She had to die To be Edi tor reminds me of some- tai n and enlighten makes this work so much alike that they had even but she had told no one of her illness, you formation of dew?" explain the one reading a book. The person must a lasti ng experience in itself. , Whereupon Danvers that she wished to die Mrs. errors. same made the n Louise Seeman—"The earth reat tain knowledge before attempting Sam is to have squir med a bit and volves on it's axis every twenty-four quickly when she died. This stateto read it , and then when finished he LETTER TO THE EDITOR then came through with this classic: hours, and in consequence of the tre- ment made the case look like suicide. discovers how much he had not "Mr. Tato, that's j ust another case of mendous pace at which it travels, it Since tha t, fear of Rebecca and her known . It is not too difficult , how- To the Editor: infl uence is gone, Max and his bride his tory repeating itself." ever , especially when one has in ter- I hea r they 're going to have a Leap- After an especially gruelling class perspires freely." felt that they can live happily at est in this type of work. Year Dance up here on April t wen- in Econo mic Geography, Bob LlewMa nderley, and return there after a ** * **** Jerry Fritz asked me to get into tieth. Good! Many other colleges ellyn staggered wearily to his feet and Bruce Miller— "Have you noticed few days in London only to find that practice by editing this issue, and have had the same sort of thing and exclai med , "I' m so bedrufued, I'm one odd thing about blunt people? " the place had been burned by Jack blindly, I agreed. Here it is, and I do had excellent results. It's the one maphappy. " Favell who always suspected Max o£ Betsy Miller— "No . What?" hope it satisfies. You have cried for chance in four years that the un- After seeing the movie produced by Bruce Miller— "They are the ones killing Rebecca and vowed to revenge m ore h u mor , but you can agree that attached males of the school have a Mr . Keller on Rota ry-Kiwanis night , who generally come to the point. " her death. findi ng good humor anywhere is like chance to see if they rate with the the day girls set up an awful howl. This fil m is packed with drama and attempting to cut beef steak with a opposite sex; to make a success of the They want everybody to know that is one that is not likely to be for******* Mr. Tate—"Mr. McHenry, how gotten soon. butter knife. Neverthel ess, our futu re dance the girls will have to get over the Waller Hall girls aren 't the only h umor editors have discovered a little thei r shyness, forget the regular order ones who brush their teeth and take many times have I told you to get to this class on time?" around the campus. Let us hope for of things and pitch in whole-heartedly snowers. BLANK WORSE Ja mes McHenry— "I don't know, I the best next year. in one of his Business for the good of the cause. A ripBailer, Mr. At this time may I express my roaring good time can be had by all. Correspondence classes , asked for a though t YOU were keeping score," SPRING HENAZONTZ sincere appreciatio n to the student Incidentally, in case this is pub- definition of the word "pa radox." ******* body for tendering me the editorship; lished , I'd like to go to the dance my- Ralph McCracken , who was absent(By Bob Llewellyn) Barbara Straub— ( reading) "It says also , my most hearty thanks to all self , so if anybody is interested , look j mindedly drawing pictures of a certhey have found a here in the paper who aidc-d in making this issue of the me up . tai n Sophomore girl in this institution , sheep in the Himalaya Mountains that I love the .scczun of .spring Maroon and Gold possible. P. S.— You love the seozun of Know A Forlorn Hale. raised his hand. "Yes , Ralph?" can run forty miles an hour. " Willard al ready said "You 're welquerried Mr. Bailer. Stuart Straub—"Well , it would take But I love the secxiin of fiprinj- ! co m e". s two ducks." was the answer. a lamb like that to follow Mary When the flourn bloom niul thr l>li'd"It' LETTER TO THE EDITOR ios sing During the recent flood period around nowadays." ELEANOR SANDS IS I love the koc.'ziim of Mpl'iii K Chips " Colli ns was down Loren "Mr. Every one of us who is attending POETRY SPEAKER B. S. T. C. has or should have reached looki ng at the river when he noticed ******* tin 1 wo/nil of ii|»rlii K small boys throwing stones into Ida June Snipe— "Why do they have TOfI ovo a maturity that lends itself to ac- two April sliowci'ii mi ll M n y Mourn tha t ," cr ied most all radio broadcasting stations The Poetry Club , u nder the direc- complishing intelligent and worth- the river , "Don 't do high I lOVC? till! tM ' C/.llll (if !l|il'llltJ enough river i.s "the Loren, buildings?" on top of tall tion of Miss Ethel Shaw , held its an- while tasks. We should realize that You m n y love te Iwvk of n i i l i i i i i u Leonard Harmon—"So nobody can But 1 Iovm I l i f liiii' nual "Bloom.sburg Verse " program, we have left childhood behind—and already." iy.mi (if Hpi'ti m girl claims says his Frank Kocher performers. throw bricks at the " on Thursday, April nth. Eleano r all those childish and quite foolish thai ha i.s the only pebble on the I Iovo llii! iici'/iin of M p r l n « Sands , edi tor of Unicorn , u magazine stunts. V if r * iff * v w beach to he r, but that she wishes ho Of bo,yj; n n r l iijrln nini oynlt'i 1 peiirln of poetry, was the guest speaker. What could be more childish than were only a little boulder. Lew is Lon g dashed i nt o the kod n k f love Uif nw/.tm tit tiiii'iiiu Miss Sands , a resident of Benton , is being inconsiderate of others? Little store and demanded , "Gimme some You mny lovn hot. mimhii 'l' iln/.f nn nlumna of the Bloom.sburg State child ren often have the characteristic fil m." "Fast or slow?" asked tlio Hut I love Hi" npirll. of fi|.il'lhK, Teache r s College , and is now teaching of selfishness; little children try Xr> Many bwj) '..1; huvt- disappeared in clerk , and our friend came buck nt Bloomfleld, N. J. She read from hog everything for themselves and this manner this yea r—many students "Which is the most expensive?" the four issues of Unicorn , a com- attempt to make everyone about ha ve asked f or theme books time after "Fust ," said the clerk. "Well , gim me Tin; H iir) ii H In niinmu posite of modern verse, and from her them uncomfortable. time only to be put off with the reply, the slow," said the snapshooter. "I got Tlici gnimi him rl/ , own manuscript , "Heroic Legend." There seems to be a number of "I'm y.orry, but the Inventory shows plenty of time, " I WO|I(|(!|" WlH' 1'0 The Program Committee consisted these selfish children in our college. that they are mining," We know that ******* TliL'D) llOWWfl l« of M a r ie Slobos k i , chairman , Eleanor Little egoists who can 't get it into these arc not malicious, but v/e do . A mom , Bob Llewellyn— "Water attracts At, Connor, and Mildred Eaton. their heads that someone else is living know that they urn only \u/.y children electricity. " ?? + besides themselves, These people de- who haven 't matured sufficiently to Mr. Shortess—"Have you mode any Hci'o'h n loiiKun Iwlnli'l". Food' s Influence liberately lake books out of the 11- think of others and return thoue tests to prove it?" Fuzzy wuzzy wnti a bum 1, After a good dinner one can for- brai-y without getting them charged , books. Wise up—get on to yourselves Bob Llewellyn—"Yes. Every time Fuzzy wuzzy hud no Iwilr give anybody, even one 's own rela- and in doing this, causes the librari- —act your ogo—got those books in! I'm in the bathtub the telephones Fuzzy wuz/y wimti 'l fuzzy, ans a lot of unnecessary worry. tives. a, d. w. rin gs." Wuzzy ? •ti -.4. — — i ii ii ¦¦ .. m ¦- - — ' "** TRACK TEAM TO MEET BUCKNELL Sports Preview Seek Fifth Consecutive Unde feated Season in Dual Competition Starting April seventeenth , agains t Bucknell, the 1940 Husky track team will endeavor to complete their fifth consecutive season undefeated in dual competition. Whether they achieve this feat or not, Coach Bucheit's team will then attempt to annex their fourth straight teachers college championship at West Chester, May eighteenth. The grad uation of Captain Frank Van Devender, and Eddie Mulhern , leaves a big gap to be fillled in the sprin ts. The team will also be minus the services of Clarence Parker, Ralph Baker and Stan Zelesky, othermembers of the 1939 Championship squad. Several promising Freshmen, however , are expected to fill in all vacancies and round out a well-balanced team. Don Jenkins should give brother Harry ample support in the sprints and low hurdles according to advance no tices , and George Spontak, quarter-mile champ from Pottsville, will probably give additional strength in the shorter dashes as well as the 440. Two towering frosh from Forty For t, Matt Kashuba and Howard Halpin are considered top rate timber for FROM THE SIDE LINES - - By Tom North j the high ju mp and high hurdles | Kashuba was a consistent 6-foot high jump performer in high school. Other Freshmen who have shown Inj ury Jinx for a sports fan of any choice as the promise in the shorter distances are A local That newspaper gave us a scare sports get underway. Bill Barton, Ed Walinch us and Al last week when it announced that it Spring The Baseball , Track, and Foo tball Lutskus. a recurrence of Danny Litwhiler's squads have been holding outdoor More varsity material is expected was knee injury that took him out of the work-outs for the last two weeks but to be uncovered in the intra-mural Phillies' line-up. the Tennis team has been handiand intra-class meet's. Howev er "Doc " Nelson informs me capped with wet courts. The Huskies have all their middle the former Husky star injured Coach Austy Tate held the first distance men back from last season that his hip and that his knee is as sound Spring Football practice on exactly by Danny Kemple and are well as the Phils hoped it would be. led the same day that the Bloomsburg fortified in the discus, javelin , and ' Normal innaugurated Spring practice • Going Strong shot put with Dan Bonham and Red Williams. The weakest spot on the In the grapefruit league, Dan hasn't twenty-five years ago. squad will be the pole vault , where taken a back seat to any of the Early Start Bud Herbert remains alone. Phillies ' outfielders . At this writing Ge n ial , Four of Bloomsburg's five dual he is batting Glen Killinger, West Chesa neat .307. In nine meets will be at home. The only games he has collected eigh t hits, ter baseball coach, expressed high meet away is with Stroudsburg, April scored six runs and batted in nine. hopes for his veteran team before twenty-fourth. The Huskies are One half of his hits have been for leaving on a recent Southern trip, but especially anxious to make a good extra bases—one double and three things haven't been too rosy for the Chester boys. showing on the seventeenth against home runs. Bucknell and get off on the ri ght foot One of his four-ply blows was a They were trounced 10-3 at Wake towards keeping a clean slate. mastodonie masterpiece which trav - Forest and then shut out 2-0 by Duke. eled 461 feet—quite an achievement On returning home they dropped CLASS TEAMS COMPETE when you consider that Babe Ruth's another game to neighboring Penn , IN FOOTBALL TRA INING record blow in the big leagues landed 6-0 although Maslberger and Keat460 feet from home plate (in the ing ga ve the Red and Blue but five Several dozen men have been work- center field bleachers ) at the Polo h its Odds and Ends ing out under Coach Austy Tate and Grounds, and the longest official Foxx and Hank Spring football Jimmy drives of both studen t coaches in Attention all news hounds!. . HereGrconburg covered a distance of 450 after, practice. all material to be published in held being feet. A fif teen day session is the Maroon and Gold will be guarded A Year Away to stress blocking, tackling, and other under pad lock until printed. . ,The basic fundamentals and to give men Now, the purpose of this column is popularity poll , compiled by Larry with little experience a chance to to boost , not knock, and to view all Myers and the all-opponent baskettaste contact sport. that permit's with an optimistic out- ball selections chosen by the varsity Jimmy Hinds, Frank Van Devender, look , but at the same time try to face for your columnist, which appeared and Carl Welliver are acting as stud- the facts. in the last issue, were strictly feature ent conches under the direction of I have a hunch , and only a hunch , stories of the Maroon and Gold and head Coach Tate. Present plans call that when May fifth rolls around and not of a local daily as many have for an intra-squad game at the close the major league rosters are reduced surmised, . .A Junior Commercial of Spring practice, with the freshmen to twenty-flve players, Danny Llt- student apparently saw a chance to opposing the upper classmen. whiler will be on patrol in the outer scoop us by taking advantage of our Candidates who reported include: garden for the Baltimore Orioles. generosity and beat us to the draw... Sherwood , Kelle r, Shla nt a , Clemens, At present, manager Doc Prothro At any rate he used very haphazzard Koslowsky, Mercer, Troutman , Leh- has seven outfielders in camp. Five ju dgement... mnn , Kellogg, Zavacky, Pettinato, of this group have previously proved We apparently have been leaning Holli s, Fawcett , Magill , Hoffman , their ability in the big show, and five Murphy, Bomboy, Brittingham , and outfielders is probably all that Pro- over backwards in our praise of Radai. thro will keep, for he needs all of the George Spontak, Going back to the n additional room he can get for pitch- memorable Mahanoy City track meet held last summer, we publicized Bernie Cobb is Back department. Maybe Dan can get the nod over George as beating Paul Bonzell, of the veterans—Joe Marty, the Louisannn State and Eddie Mulhern, With Roche ster Nine one of outfielders of whom big league champion on last year 's Husky team, classy owners have dreamed for four years in the 440, in the fast time of 50.8 (By Tom North ) as a hitter, hasn't shown any signs seconds. However, the pnd which I fi rst Bernlo Cobb, thirty-six , big used that afternoon gives the time of bnsoman of the St. Louis Cardinal of! being one yet—but the odds are 50.4 seconds, which Is considerably Remember he has against him. the clinin , has been returned to faster , and as I stood with the official Rochester Rod Wings of the Inter- played only one compl ete season of timers and got their readings, it is was with a that organized ball and Orleans nntlonnl League by the Now In all probability the correct time. Class D team. club of (ho Southern Association. The Plarote who played forward and bo wrong, hunch Is hope my I Tho former Husky stnr was disBiitlHfled with the terms offered him does every baseball fan In Blooms- on the State Championship basketball team at Lebanon Is a younger by tho Pelicans and failed to report burg. brother of George, President of the Activit y Galore to mimngor Lurry Gilbert at the New paradise Freshman Class. \ at present is u campus Our OrlounH camp. FRESHMEN SCORE VICTORY IN TRACK (By Tom North) The Freshmen, led by Doster, Bai rd and Magill,vcompletely dominated the intramural track meet by capturing nine out of a possible twelve places. In the annual Spring meet, which excludes the entry of any varsity men, Doster won the 100-yard dash, the 100-yard low Hurdles, the 220, and finished in a tie with Halpin and Davis for second place in the high jump. Baird placed first in the shot put and the broad jump, and Magill led the field to the tape in both the mile and half mile. Tiu-ini, Joy, and Gr ow, three Juniors won blue ribbon honors in the three remaining events. Turini won the javelin throw, Joy captured the 440, and Grow topped a large field in the high jump . Other winners included, Atkinson in the discus, and Wagner in the pole vault. The intramural meet is staged each Spring along with the Inter-Class meet to give track men a chance to get into condition and also to give Cbach Buchheit a line.on his varsity material. Varsity men are permitted to compete in the Inter-Class meet and those who show any promise in the intramurals are given a chance to compete against the more experienced Baseball Team menSummary Begins Trainin g 100-yard dash—Doster, first; Barton, second; Joy, third. — Time: 11.2 Thirty Men Respond to "Doc" Nel- seconds. son's Call; Will t>ppose Mans100-yard low hurdles—Doster, firs t ; field Here, April 19 Lut skus , second; Joy third.—Time: 12 seconds. Thirty men responded to "Doc" 220-yard dash—Doster , first; Joy, Nelson 's first call for outdoor baseball second; Brennan, third. Time: 25.1 practice last week. seconds. Cold weather delayed practice for 440-yard dash—Joy , firs t ; Lutskus , nearly two weeks and the Husky second.—Time: 67 seconds. mentor is hard pressed for time to 880-yd run—Magill, first; Niles, secget his club ready for the opening ond; Schaeffer , third. Time: 2:34 game with Mansfield , April nine- seconds. teenth . Mile run—Magill , first; Niles, second; The first organized practice session Deitz, third ; Vanderslice, fourth. was held Thursday, April fif th and • Time: 5:20 seconds. consisted chiefly of warm-up and Broad Jump—Baird , first, 18 fee t 6 % batting drills with a short practice inches; Lutskus, secon d , 17 feet game. The pitchers took things easy, 10 y2 inches; Magill, third , 17 feet ho wever , as precautions were taken 9Vs inches; Joy, fourth, 17 feet against sore arms. 5% inches. The 1940 team will be built aroun,d High Jump—Grow , first, 5 feet 1 inch; four members of last year 's starting Halpin, Davis, Doster, tie for secn ine , along with five other ex- ond , 4 feet 10 inches; Koniecko, perienced players who saw service in Kerchusky, tie for third, 4 feet 9 inches. utility roles last Spring. The regulars held over from last Javelin—Turini, first , 151 feet 7 year 's crew are: Norm Maza, pitching in ch es; Bair d , second , 127 f eet 7 mainstay; Frank Koniecko, secon d inches; Wagner, third , 126 feet 6 baseman; Jake Trethaway, lef t field- inches. er; and Jimmy Harman , short stop. Shot Put—Baird , first , 34 feet; KerIn addition to these men, Dr. Nelson chusky, secon d , 32 feet 5 inches; will have available two capable re- Atkinson, third, 31 feet 10 inches. ceivers in Don Hausknecht and Tony Discus—Atkinson , first , 82 feet 6 Luberesky, as well as Mark Jury, inches; Kerchusky, second, 82 feet Bill Kerchusky, and Bill Forsythe, 5 inches; Koniecko, third, 81 feet three experienced inflelders. Bill 5 inches. Wanieh is also expected to furnish Pole Vault—Wagner, first , 8 feet; much assistance in the pitching de- Wa t ki n s, second, 7 feet 6 inches; Kerchusky, third , 7 feet 2 inches. partment. Bloomsburg lost two outfielders , a third baseman, a first sacker , and a L OC K H AVEN MEETS catcher through graduation last June B. S. T. C. ALUMNI DAY and with those men went most of the Huskies batting power. Hitters like (By Watts) Sterling Banta , Fog Houck , Chalmers One of the major problems of Wenrich, and Andy Giermak will be Teache r s Colleges , that of finding a sorely missed this Spring and it will suitable home sports attraction for be up to the crop of new-comers to Alu mni Day, has been solved—at provide that extra wallop. feast for Bloomsburg and Lock Haven. Other candidates include: outfield- It has been the custom of Teachers ers;,Johnny Hubiak , Herman Wesne- College throughout the State to set yak, Roy Bowers, Herb Schnleder, aside tho same day to welcome the Tom Grow, Charley Bomboy and Ed returning of graduates. Each College SoJhJc. Inflolders; Jim Watts, Ch ar ley is therefore anxious to book a home Glrton , Orman Stout, Len Harman , game. Joe Wesley, Tony Yenalavage, and Dr, Nelson and Conch Fredrics, of Nev Slusser. Lock Havon , got together and decided Pitchers: Whltey Maslowsky, Hugh that each school had enough fellows Niles, Ed Walinchus, Dan Bonham, out for baseball to have two squads Howard Mornhardt , and Rnlph Baird. available for the Alumni Day attracThe Huskies have the advnntnge of tion; one to play at home and one to playing their first throe gomes at play at the other school . Each Coach home and not touching foreign soil will probably keep his strongest until April twenty-seventh. Starting team at homo, but thero is plenty of on the nlnoteenth , they will faco talent to make two good games. Mansfield, Indiana and Lock Haven Wo think it Is a great idea and In five days, then journey to West shows that there really Is cooperation Chester on April twenty-seventh. between Teachers College coaches. LETTER TO A L U M N U S "Passin g Thoughts " (By Jack Remley ) A new entertainment craze has hit B. S. T. C. students in the form of shuffleboard. Roses to the adminisDear Drip :— , By now Mom and Pop have recuperated from my nine weeks grades. tration for installing this form of Boy, oh Boy, that check that you sent me has so much rubber in it that I cut diversion here. It gives the students it into strips and used it for rubber bands. But I still think of you as my something to do in their open periods friend and dear companion (this is the lead I use when I am making a besides talking in the library . Come on st uden ts, shuffle on the shuffletouch) . Bloomsburg . .. Ah tha t mighty institution on the hill . . . how I can wax board. poetic over it. The bees . . . the flowers . . . the grass . . . everything so Many upperclassmen have been green . . . including the Frosh. The warm and dry Spring dayt, (Whatta heard complaini ng about the equipment in the science labs. Don 't liar) . . . everything so hunky-dory—until the nine weeks! • My friend Van Twerp has been buzzing about here lately . . . Whatta squawk before you know the facts. guy Van ... He 's taking Sociology . . . He talks so much on it that he sounds The science instructors are allowed like a squeaking rocher at an old maids ' reunion. But you can't kid him on a certain amount each year for equipthe answers. When asked to apply the principles on the Grapes of Wrath , he ment. Tf the breakage during the year is high , that is the students own said , "Aw . . . I don't like the picture!" Van Antwerp prides himself on how much he doesn't know about econo- fault. The instructors hands are tied mics . . . This noted economist was explaining in the H. & C. the wage ques- when it comes to replacing the broken tion . . . According to him if he gave a raise of three dollars a week—or pieces of appara tus. Consider ourself twelve dollars a month extra—or one hundred and sixty dollars a year more, lucky that you have what you have. A certain young man on this the employees would have to have certain qualifications . . . Grey hair and Sherwood Eddy, au t hor , lecturer,. one foot in the grave. campus was on the track team last and world traveler, will deliver an Every once and a while (in fact too much lately) the day men bust into year. This year he reported for his address before the student body on the news. The mutterings from way down under about the chair scarcity trials and he made good, but he didn't Friday morning, April nineteenth. He problem . . . I suggested kicking out those day students who haven 't paid know it; when the equipment came is the author of twenty volumes of their dues ... But someone retaliated with, "Wha t would you have the whole in , there was a pair of shoes in the international , econ omic , social and re- day room eating out on the lawn? " order for him. When informed of the ligious questions. Mr. Eddy is lecThe day rooms are marvelous places—the girls for social culture—and fac t, he just laughed and refused to turing and speaking constantly before the boys to go slumming in. The girls have a nice new radio with excellent go in for the shoes. So Coach Bucheit many types of audiences in all sec- tone qualities—the boys are beat on tone but is their radio tough? still has in his possession a pair of lions of the country. He has spoken Wilfred Conrad, a member of our distinguished Maroon and Gold staff, shoes , and a certain Junior won't bein several hundred colleges in all took an IQ test in Science Club and came out with an IQ of 135 . . . and an lieve that they are for him. parts of. the United States, Europe , astonished look. * "My , it's a nice day ." "Ho hum," and Asia. There has been a lot of talk about Secondary Ed. Every time we walk fever is in the air. These comments into class we walk into a quiz. The resulting howls would put a hound dog "Boy , look at that sun!" Yes, spring ¦ ¦ ? ;• ¦¦¦• ......... ;. to shame. When we wise up and read the text there won't be any more are being heard more and more every day. Practically all the students have when , oh when, will we ever wise up? : Much Ado About | tests—but Still in all this has been a good college year. We should be glad for that lazy, sleepy gleam in their eyes. many blessings. In fact even the chapel programs are improving . . . Will A quick glance info the library re: Nothing : wonders never cease? I can picture you laboriously spelling out this letter veals more sleeping than studying done. Window gazing appears *........,.........„ ..... .....* and wondering who the next President of Bloomsburg is going to be . . . Al- being to be the main attraction along the low me to ease your troubled soul . . . Bob Joy refuses to run ! halls (and in several classrooms) . Yours always, (By Lawrence Myers) Yes , Spring is here; only forty-three G. D. W. We 've talked to a bunch of the more days 'till freedom. students and teachers about a couple "Necessity is the mother of invenof questions and the results seem ," so they say. If this is true let's t ion worthy of comment. We have in the Waller Hall News !• Day Room Doings invent a social room to rid the library school a large group of "kickers " of much racket. Surely the library who find faul t with almost everyis considered by some as just a public thing, among them, the assembly a n d Waller Hall has sure been buzzing Friday evening programs. We admit with activi ty in the past few weeks. What with Mr. Reams talking meeting place. Those who really want tha t some of them are not so good At a Governing Board Meeting held about business cycles and price in- to study don't have a fighting chance. as ot hers , but it would seem if those on Wednesday, March 27, with the dexes in economic class—these stud- Social rooms for men and women studen ts who do most of the griping president, Florence Park , presiding, ents of economics in the day room students is the only means of solving would put as much time into trying it was decided to hold a general open- who can make a ham sandwich the library problem. Exercise makes you alert and alertto appreciate the performances as house on Sunday, May 5. Everyone stretch farther than anyone eise now they do knocking them , half of our l is invi ted to attend and the girls are stagger from class, crawl into the ness is an absolutely necessary quality [urged to invite friends and relatives day room and conf use each other by of a school teacher. After your difficul ties would be solved. Another point raised by one of the from home. Tea will be served by the trying to explain the economic struc- Freshman year, you get no physicial exercise here at school. Let's get up faculty about the nominations for Social Usage Club in the second floor ture of the United States. C. G. A. officers is interesting. The lobby from 1:30 until 5 P. M. Ruth "Why , the banking system can be an intra-mural program for year purpose of having a primary is to Brodbeck was appointed General ill ustrated by my pocket book," ex- round sports for all classes. Several narrow down a wide field of candi- Chairman of Hostesses and Louise pounded Mr. Wilfred Conrad ," if my periods each day the gym is unused. money would be the reserves, for A schedule could be set up if enough da tes to a small selected group. Two Seaman is Chairman of the Tea. weeks ago the minimum number of At the same meeting it was decided example , in good times the reserves boys are interested in physical educandida tes was nominated in almost that Waller Hall will contribute ten are small and in bad times the re- cation to warrant it a success. Deep disappointment was shown in every office, thus practically nullify - dollars to send their president , Flor- serves arc large. Now taking my ing the idea of a prim ary, since many ence Park, to the annual Eastern pocket book as an example of the the expressions of students when of these nominated might be dis- State College Conference to be held prosperity of business—instead of they learned that Jimmy Dorsey q ualified for one reason or another. in New York City April 4-6. money in it there would be credit. would not play at the Junior Prom. It migh t bo a flood idea for the stud- On Monday nignt , apru i, meru Therefore , in bad t i m es there w ou ld Due to conditions beyond the control ents to give these two ideas men- was a Waller house Meeting at which be money in it or would there? Let's of the Junior Class, he could not he that I brought up the subje ct!" booked for May tenth. A disagreetioned some thought. for Governing Board Nomina- forget leaped half way across the ment between two of Jimmy 's age nt s Arrangements for the highly touted plans Will ard tions for next year were announced. day room for a cigarette. Fritz, in caused the mishap, and the agent J u nior Pro m a r e bei n g slo wly b ut are to be held on disgust, shoved a cigarette at him tha t ca m e her e canc elled all his surely completed. At the date of The nominations 11 and general election on Apri l writing the choice seems to have been April snorted , "Why don't you buy bookings. Don't be too critical about Maria Rakelvicz was appointed and narrowed down to two orchestras. 25. some?" Willard 's face li t up and he the disappointment; at this writing The r e's only a month to go now, so , Chairman of Election. Class nomina- apologized, "Aw, shux, it must be a the class is trying its best to get a Governing Board will be habi t—I forgot that I bought a pack big name band for your dancing students start saving your money for tions for the evening, April 8, an hour ago!" Monday made on pleasure. Who knows, maybe Glenn this outstanding event. meet in The day room has been entertained Miller might make a Bloomsburg Mr. Bailor , the new member of the nt 10 P, M. Freshmen will faculty, is booked up for so many the second floor lobby. Sophomores by certain advocated of! Bruce Bell's debut! talks to different organizations that will meet in third floor lobby and band—or whatever name it goes by. we wonder how he 'll survive. Those Juniors on fourth floor. AH , MEN ! So violent have discussions become people who have the chance should Another item of great importance that one day students threatened to try to hear him , in as much as he is which is on W a lle r H u ll 's spr in g turn on the Caskle Sisters on WKOK (By Iva Plan) well-informed on a great variety of calendar in the chapel program. if the participants did not cool their At last my golden chance is here, topics , particularly European affairs. There are three co-chairmen in ire. The retort was, "What? Do they And boy have I a plan. Believe it or Not: We have a stud- charge of general arrangements—Eda sing with Bruce Bell?" I'll take advantage of this year ent up here who has been teaching Bessie Beilhartz , Mary Louise Miller Mike Folk is again In the news. And grab myself a man. for fourteen years who is here this and Ruth Baird. FJorenco Stefnnski Mike was watching a card game by The only part that puzzles me semester on a snbbatical leave of is tho director of the program. the Kibitzer method. Suddenly Mike Is just what type to pick, absence to complete work for his de- The annual He-She Party which cheating!" Tho accused turned Should ho bo short and blond like me, gree and who has to do Practice the girls enjoy every year is sched- around and demanded to know what Or tall and dark and slick? Tcnching to be eligible. uled for April 26. To this party only he had done, "Why, " said Mike, I musn't miss my chance this year, Lewis Long, one of our outstanding college girls are admitted and it is "you 're sticking cards up your Or I'll be In the cold. ca m era fie n ds , got some good shots hero that tho "day and dorm girls" sleeve." The accused with a disdain- For if I wait till forty-four of the recent flood from an airplane have a chance to know each other ful reply snickered , "You 're crazy— Then I'll be growing old. which were given n front page spread better. The girls may dress as girJs I'm sitting on them!" I'll wait until the next full moon j n the Philadelphia Record . This is or boys and act the part of either. • G. D. W. Has risen high , and then not the first time he has had his pic- Informality will be the key-word of In some man 's arms I'll feign a swoon tures printed , but it seems that he tho evening. Mlchalono Zuchoski and got more of them in this time. Just Ida Jane Shipo, co-chairmen , and A Got - Qulet-At - Eleven - O'clock And pray it works,o Ah men! n couple of weeks ago, ho covered the their committees aro busily engaged Campaign is in full swing in the halls Help Shcnandoah sitimtion for tho Record . in planning a "never n dull moment" of Waller Hall at present. The girls , Student — Teacher, will you help II there are as many camera bugs evening. Another feature oil tho realizing tho need for rest and sloop around hero as we think , why doesn 't evening will bo the introduction of during tho trying days of the last- me with this problem} somebody start a club so that they the newly elected Governing Board nine-wocks decided to launch this Teacher—I would, only I don't think it would be right. new campaign, officers. may exchange ideas? Frat Cha t (By Ethel Lauer) Alpha Psi Omega Members of the local cast of Alpha Psi Omega have the .honor to represent Pennsylvania in the one-act play feature at the Tri-State Conference at Clarion State Teachers College on April 26 and 27. The play 'is entitled "The Wedding." This part of the program will consist of three plays to be presented by casts from each of the three states comprising this district—Pennsylvania, Ohio and West Virginia. Kent State University will give the play representing Ohio, and Fairmont State College, West Virginia. A number of representatives from various colleges and universities throughout this district are expected to be at Clarion. The program promises to be interesting, as various phases of dramatic art will he presented. Ten members of this organization from our campus will jour ney to Clarion. Kappa Delta Pi A forum discussion relative as to what the student can do while in college to prepare himself for meeting the teaching problems was held at a recent meeting of the Kadelpians. Mr. Ray Cole, Superintendent of Columbia County Schools served as chairman. The members of the forum were: Miss Barnes, Miss V. Johnson, Dr, Russell and Mr. Rygiel, o£ the faculty. Leonard Stout attended the convention of the Eastern Professional Schools at New York City last week as a representative of Kappa Delta Pi. Pi Omega Pi Members of the commerciial fraternity are helping the Business Education Club to sponsor the annual High School Commercial Contest to be held in the near future. They are also working on the P O P Magazine, an annual mimeographed bulletin. At a recent meeting, the following organization: Clai'k Renninger, Margaret McCern, James Deilly, Edm und Villa, and Albert Houser. DID YOU KNOW THAT : The Frosh Hop was the biggest success since 1927? (????) will be the next President? The Freshmen Class set up a precedent by having their dance run up to twelve o'clock? Vic Turini has so many wrinldes he has to screw his hat on? The Hope twins have won national contests in singing? George Pia r ot e's brother is on the Lebanon State Championship basketball team? Dick Matthes had one of the highest IQ's at Drexel Tech? Dick Foote wrote a number that was featured by Vincent Lopez? Bud Herbert's arm will be in a cast until September because of the injury received in the Lock Haven game? Freshmen elections are coming up next month? Fritz Worman originated a new 1nnoV\? There are only forty more days of school? The Seniors have finally decided to hold their Ball at the Irem Temple Country Club at Dallas? We should have Social Rooms where all the students could get together, and then there would be more college students at the dances? Bob Llewllyn has spring fever throughout the year? The Juniors still hold the record for the number of class meetings held this year? Barbara Saussaman broke her leg sliding into second base last Thursday? Ruth Weitz and Marion Black are roommates? o That Man's In Again! Suburban Resident — It's simply grand to wake up in the morning and hoar the leaves whispering outside of your window. City Man—It's all right to hoar the leaves whisper, but I never could stand hearing the grass moan, was the quick reply.