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"The Ref lector >f
Student Activity "

Dean Issues List
Of Honor Students
Many Make Average of 2.5 or
Better for Nine
Week Period

Clyde Klinger Named
1938 Ivy Day Orator
Class Also Choose Blue & Gold
As Class Colors with .
Rose for Flower

The Senior class has chosen Clyde
The nine week's honor roll has Klinger of Nuremburg as Ivy Day
been officially issued from the Dean's Orator at the election of March 16.
offi ce. Persons eligible for the honor Mr. Klinger is a commercial student
and is the president of the Student
roll must have an average of at least Government
Association.
2.5. The list and the high schools At the same election the class seof each is as follows : Mary Allen, lected a color, blue and gold; a flowBusiness, Dowingtowr.; Alice Auch, er, talisman rose; and a motto, "preBusiness, Wilson ; Marjorie Beaver, paration is the keynote to success."
Secondary, Danville; Bernice Bronson, Business, Towanda; Anne Curry, Dramatic F raternit y
Secondary, McAdoo; Robert Diehl, Planning Tournam ent
Business, Easton ; Martha Evans, Primary, Shamokin; Philip Frankmore, Strawinski, Genera l Ch a irman
Business, Easton; Dorothy Frick,
Of Event, Ap ril 1 and 2
Secondary, West Pittston; Margaret
Under the general chairmanship of
G r a h a m , Secondary, Bloomsburg;
Strawinski, the Alpha Psi
William
Anna Grosek, Secondary, Plains} Jam e g a Dramatic Fraternity will
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cob K o t s c h , Business, Whit ehall; sponsor its annual High School Play
Ruth Langan, Business, Duryea; Ruth Tournament on April 1 and 2. The
Leiby, Secondary, Danville; Helen judges, to be chosen from local alumPesansky, Secondary, Hazle Town- ni of this fraternity, will present lovship; Margaret Potter, Secondary, ing cups to the groups of actors eliPort Jervis; Ellen Rhinard, Business, gible for awards. The high schools
Berwick; Anthony Salerno, Business, acknowledging invitations up to now
Old Forge; Florence Snook, Primary, are Catawissa, Hazleton, Scrant on ,
and Northumberland.
Middleburg.
Juniors: Lucille Adams, Second- William Strawinski, general chairary, Berwick; Annabel^BSne^^Sec- man, has chosen the following comondary, Danville; JRutn Dugan, {sec- mittees: hospitality, Sylvia Conway,
ondary, Bloomsburg ; Dorothy Erigle- chairman, Martha Dreese, Virginia
hart, Secondary, Bloomsburg; Eve- Burke, Bernice Bronson ; publicity
lyn Freehafer, Bu sin ess, Reading; and tickets, Willard Christian, Ben
Abigail Loriergan, Business, Berwick ; Singer, Alex McKechnie; ushers, Marand girls from the
Betty Savage, Secondary, Berwick; garet Graham
* Club; stage sets, all boys
Dramatic
William Yarworth, Secondary, Public.
Ruth Boone, Secondary, Nurem- in the Fraternity.
berg; Joyce Dessen, Secondary, Hazleton; Charles Girton, Secondary,
D a l l as Twp. Vocational; Clayton
Hinkel, Business, Easton ; Charles
Kelchner, Business, West Hazleton ;
Frank Kocher, S e c o n d a ry , Scott
Four secondary students of the
Township; Eunice Laubach, Secondsophomore
class journeyed to Philaary, Berwick; Betty Roberts, Eledelphia
the
past week-end to particimentary, Meyers; Miles Smith, Secondary, Berwick ; Elnora Unger, Sec- pate in an intercollegiate conference
ondary, Danville.
on secondary education , sponsored by
the Secondary Educational Club of
Temple University. The four representatives were Joyce Desson, Kathryn Walp, Miles Smith, and Howard
Barnhardt. The theme of the conThe International Student Service
is running a series of articles from ference was in the form of a quesnations of the world on the extra- tion—"How will Pennsylvania's new
curricular activities of the colleges compulsory school attendance law afin the various countries. The first fect you as a teacher?" By this new
two were published in the March law, beginning in September, 1938,
issue of this monthly bulletin—one all students must remain in school
from Great Britain and one from until 17 years of age ; and beginning
United States. Our Dr. Marguerite in September, 1939, until 19 years of
Kehr was asked to contribute the age.
one for the United States, Mr. FrasVitalizing Teaching—Subject
er Milne, President of the National
Of Address
Union of Students of England and
Wales, wrote the article on British
Tho general meeting, held in Mitten
extra-mural activities.
Hall Auditorium , was opened at 9:30
Dr. Kehr's article, "Extra-Curricu- a.m., March 19, by Miss Pauline Meylar College Life in America," shows er, president of the Secondary Club
how college life in America, like of Temple University. She introTopsy, "ju st growed" until it brought duced Dr. Paul V. Cressman of Pennforth such cynical remarks as "the sylvania Department of Education ,
sideshows crowding out the circus" who presided over the meeting. The
and "the tail wagging the dog. " main address was given by Dr.
The point is stressed that all this Goodwin Watson , professor of Eduextra activity , although distracting, cation, Teachers College, Columbia
does help all types of students to pur- University. His words emphasized
sue his own line of development. Dr. the importance of vitalizing secondKehr states that during tho past ton ary education. Ho discouraged the
years there has been a decided re- belief that teaching is an occupation
action in oxtra-eurriculnr activities for tho lazy, but said that it calls
and that a sane balance has been for sturdy Individuals , for it is they
who aro shaping society.
substituted.

Students Attend 3
Temple Meeting

Article by Dr\ Kehr
Printed in Bulletin

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Milton Symphony
Dr. Frank Guy Armi tage Will Pr esent
Program "Dickens and His Queer Folk" Presents Program
Concert Was Seventy-Ninth in
Famous English Writer Given Real Significance
History of Well-Known
By Interpretation of Many Characters in Stories
Milton Organization
Dr. Frank Guy Armitage will .present his well known program "Dickens and His Queer Folk" in chapel
on Friday, April 8. Characters well
known to everyone and particularly
interesting since the recent movies of
"David Copperfield" and "A Tale of
Two Cities" have revived these well
known st ories, will people the stage
in rapid succession and one will marvel anew at the variety of emotion
and the knowledge of human nature
which this writer displayed.
Fellowship Honor
"No one portrays the humor and
pathos of Dickens with such depth
of feeling as does Frank Guy Armi^ was the statement made
tage." This
by the Dickens Fellowship of New
York following his appearance before
them last season.
Dr. Armitage is an Englishman by
birth and an American by education
and adoption. He holds the degrees
of Master of Arts and Doctor of
Philosophy and is a Fellow of the
Royal Geographical Society and the
Royal Colonial Institution.
During the war, he served with the
Canadian forces and received the
British decoration of the Military
Cross at the hands of the late King
George in Buckingham Palace.
Worked Apprenticeship
As a young man, he was apprenticed to the engineering firm which
recently built the Queen Mary, and
he loved his job so much that he
ran away four times, but each time

Last Friday the Milton Symphony,'
Orchestra appeared for the third
time in B.S.T.C. at which time it
presented an interesting program
consisting of Russian overtures and '
symphonies. The orchestra, under ,
the direction of E. Hart Bugbee, was
made up of the leading musicians of
Milton and surrounding towns, who
have united in an effort to keep alive
the great masterpieces of the world's
leading composers.
This concert was the 79th appearance of the orchestra since its formation in 1919. Since Tchaikovsky is
recognized as the leading of Russian
composers, his selections constituted .
the greater portion of the concert.

J , C C Planning
Sprin g Picnic
he was caught and made to return
and finish his apprenticeship. Completing that, he immediately began
to follow the career which he had
chosen and which has taken him all
over the part of England where
Dickens lived and worked.
He is a fascinating and entertaining person and, in addition to his programs on Dickens, can entertain for
an entire evening with magic and
various other lighter forms of program.

Yarworth Named Head Eagle Plum e Explains
Gamma Theta Upsilon "Black Foot " Customs
For Term of 1938-'39 Speaker Appears on Platform
At the Gamma Theta Upsilon meeting of March 17, officers for the year
1938-39 were elected. William Yarworth has.,been chosen to lead the
group. Ruth Dugan will be vicepresident , Mildred , Hart recording
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secretary, Sara Tubbs corresnpnding
secretary, and Annabell Bdiley\was
elected treasurer. The representative
to the Inter-Fraternity Council will
be Lillian Yeager.
The annual banquet* has been planned for April 6 in the Eastern Star
Rooms,
Bloomsburg Delegates Take Fart
In Discussions
At 11:00 a.m. the general meeting broke up into group discussions.
Our representatives took part in the
following sections: Science and Mathematics, Miles Smith; English, Joyce
Dessen ; Languages, Kathryn Walp;
Social Studies, Howard Barnhardt.
These groups adjourned at noon , and
the representatives were then guests
of Temple University for luncheon.
Tho meeting again convened at 2
p.m. in the form of a panel discussion,
the panel being composed of group
discussion leaders and one student
representative of each group. The
purpose of tho panel was to summarizo the main points of tho day 's
discussion. Dr. Paul Crossman closed the conference with a short talk
on the implications of the new compulsory school law.

Attired in Full Regalia

Mr. Charles Eagle Plume, a member of the "Black Foot" Tribe of
Indians, and a graduate of Colorado
University, visited the Bloomsburg
campus last week. He was attired
in complete Indian dress, and had
with him a blanket, a number of various head dresses and several other
ornaments with which he illustrated
various dances of love, peace, and
war. ,
an
He close^Jhis lecture with
appeal to the audience for a peace upon
earth based upon a better understanding among all races of people,
He also discussed the morals, customs, beliefs, and manners of the
Indian tribe, and told us stories about
his boyhood on the reservation. Once
he ran away to another tribe where
he first witnessed the "Sweetheart",
dance. Much to the amusement of
tho adulence he succeeded in finding
a co-ed who would join him in this
dance.

Fresh man Hop Staged
Last Saturday Night
Hundreds of students and their
guests danced to tho music of Fred
Ottavlanl and his orchestra at tho
annual Freshman Hop. last Saturday
night in tho College gymnasium,
The gymnasium w a s beautifully
decorated in pink and blue In keep-

At a recent meeting of the Junior
Chamber of Commerce it was decided
to have a picnic instead of the ban- .
quet which is sometimes held in the
Spring. Full details for the picnic
have not been completed, but it will
probably be held sometime in May.
The past picnics held by the club
have been very successful and the
club felt that another picnic would./''
be advisable. A picnic was held
last Fall to open school and another
picnic to close school seemed appropriate. So, Junior Chamber of Commerce members get limbered up for
that skating party. Mr. Kantor has
informed the club he has a" number
of new thrilling skating tricks to
perform. However, his Dying Swan
is considered to be the "tops" in ' the
skating world.
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Proofread ers at Work ,
On Yearbook for 1938
Proof readers are already at work l
on galley proofs of the 1938 Obiter '
while the editor is testing inks for .
the running color. John Hendler,,
business manager, advises those who '
have not ordered their Obiters to '
take advantage of the few extra *
copies which have been ordered. The
price is $3.00 The book will be on
the campus May 2.

Dr. Ade to Speak Here ¦

"The New Education" Will Be'
Subject of Address April 7 |
Dr. Lester K. Ade, Superintendent '
of jjPubllc Instruction for the State of. ;
Pennsylvania will address the faculty '
and student body of the Bloomsburg/ :
State Teachers College on the subject "The New Education " Thursday
afternoon, April 7, at 2:00 p.m. The'
address will be given in the college/
auditorium and broadcast over sta«. '
tlon WKOK at Sunbury, Pa. A cordial invitation is extended to tho pub- , ,
He to attend tho address,
. ' J
Dr Noll Maupln of the Bloomsburg
State Teachorsj College faculty recently addressed "the Century Club at ,- , .
Bloomsburg. Dr. Maupln discussed ".-,
"Import Phasos bf the Tax Problohfi.1';'^

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Savages and Heathens
The representatives of two races
have stood before our assembly recently to tell us of their civilizations
—the red man or Indian, and t he
yellow man or Chinese.
We who are white and civilized
. and superior, so we believe, call one
of them a heathen race and the other
a savage race. We call the Chinese
a- heathen race because the major ity
of them are not Christians ; they do
not worship our God. Being heathens has not hindered the progress of
their civilization for it is one of the
oldest in the world, and reached
peaks of superiority thousands of
years ago. We hold a peculiar respect for a Chinaman who springs
f rom such an illustrious background
of culture and knowledge.
The red men we call savages because their civilization had not progressed very far from the primitive
a t t he ti me our an cest ors colo n i zed
this country. Since that time we
have only been able to think of India n s as a wa r lik e people , their bodies daubed with paint , thei r faces
stonily solemn, their weird cries befo re battle , and their dancing about
a campfiro. Wo never , or rarely,
t hi n k of the r ed men a s t ille rs of
t he soil , as law-givers, as the ones
who introduced us to corn and tobacco , or as men and women of high
ideals and fine characters apnrt from
their savagery. But they were all
t hese, and now they are more—they
are citizens of the United States,
and as thoroughly civilized as we
are,
The white men came, claimed the
wilderness for their countries and
for themselves and drove out the rod
men. Since the first settling of
America, wo have been constantly
pushing the Indians further n n d
further from the enconching border
oC our civilization until nt last wo
were forced to give them plots of
land where they might live ns their
own customs dictated,
The Indians nro savages no longer.
They are bravo , lntolliBont , well-informed people and wo should recognize them as such, They aro the
first Americans grown now from savagery to civilization In a few short
centuries.

Spring 's in the Air - het 's Write Poetry
"In Sp ring a young man'e fancy
Lightly turns to thoughts of love."
And it is proverbially true that lovers thoughts turn to the writing of
poetry.
From the number of lovers on our
campus, we should surely produce
some large quantities of poetry at
B.S.T.C.
Haven 't some of you lovers ever
been inspired to set down your emotions in the forms of poetry ? Why
not share your feelings with the rest
of us. We're all human—and interested! If , perhaps, you are too
timid to reveal your personal poetry
to the public, do it anonimously. Why
not put your poetry in an envelope
addressed to the Maroon and Gold
and slip it under the post office
window.
If it has the mez-its of good poetry,
we will print it without any signature or with your initials.
Don 't be a "milquetoast" because
you are ashamed of writing lovepoems! Some of the most famous
ijoest from the Roman Catullus, who
wrote to his Lesbia, on down to our
modern Teasdale, have been inspired
by love.
It is usually the women poets who
write the love-lyrics. Yet the men
have also written some very lovely
sonnets. Even the great Shakespeare
wrote son nets , and he was surely no
'"sissy, " since he slso wrote tragedies
in which terrible murders were committed.
If you don 't like to be hampered
by rhyme schemes use blank verse.
If it sounds musical or produces a
thought picture it doesn't n eed to
rhyme. Let's see if Bloomsburg can 't
produce some spring-buds of poetry.

Mind Your Manners
1. Should a girl refuse a date just
by saying "No , I can 't go?"
2. Should a girl remain seated
when she is introduced to an older
woman ?
3. When boys and girls are at a
party together, which should be the
first to suggest going home?
4. When you are walking with a
friend who stops for a moment to
speak with someone you do not know,
should you walk slowly or wait for
an introduction.
5. What may a woman reply to a
man who says, "I am glad to have
met you , Miss Smith?"
Answers

1. She should at least add "I'm
sorry."
2. No.
3. Gi rls
4. Walk on
5. "Thank you" is all that is necessary.

Building
Walk up to the fielcj where the
gymnasium is rapidly rising, Notice
the cement blocks set one upon the
other interwoven by an intricate pattern of steel girders. Can you imagine that this mere wob jutting into
the sky will soon be a spacious and
attractive building , How confused ,
how incomprehensible the whole thing
appears, But under the supervision
of n skilled lender each worker knows
j ust what ho is to do and does it
well. In no time tho maze will be
untangled . And so it is with our
lives, How often life scorns to bo ono
mass of incomprehensibility, a complete chnos. But with a little though t
and supervision wo tnkc each part
carefully placing it in the proper
place nnd soon have a completeness
of which wo can bo proud,

Sp e c t a t t l e R

Here are the works of some of our
Bloomsburg poets:
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For proof that love isn't the only
Here's one we heard the other day :
My Love Will Come to Me
Sylvia: Mr. Fenstcmaker , what
thing that girls think' about in the
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you going to
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When night bedims
Spring, take a look at all the co-eds about our marks ? Are
The rosy hues of day,
post 'em ?
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making good use of skates and biI
When buds sing hymns
Mr. F.r Yes, I' m going to Postum.
cycles.
Which slowly fade away.
Coffee's bad on my nerves.
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Mr. Fenstemaker also discovered
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For proof that it is one of the that many men smoke, but few men
When flowers drop
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t hings, take a look at all the coupl es chew.
Their nodding heads into
around.
The tender spot
Have you read any of the comOf tendrils wet with dew,
The baseball team is looking good.
ments in the different publications And when the new recruits get a
lately telling of the danger of wo- chance some new material may be
'Tis then the hour
wen 's smoking to their complexion found.
Of enchantment for me
and health? Its worth while!
'Tis then the hour
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My love will come to me.
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Other cameras are being dusted
Stnsin. The swimming season has been off , especially by Seniors ' who have
inaugurated by a crowd of boys who suddenly become album conscious.
Time moves on,
up to Fishing Creek on Tues- It' s nice to preserve those precious
went
And in its passing
day. The weaker sex is still afraid. moments and scenes of your last
Is oblivious to the heartbreak
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Brrrrrr.
And sorrow
year here.
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That lies in its wake.
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definitely
on
the
shelf.
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Souzabella
is
Did you know that Dr. North has
Without a backward look,
moved into his newly acquired home ? It is rumored that Little Audrey is
Times passes
Members of his classes have all been fast supplanting her in the affections
Passes
extended an invitation to c'm up of one Obiter editor. (For explanaj
Relentlessly,
tion see M. and G. Editor. )
some time!
Eternally. . . . .
Never still.
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Coeds Ha ve Charge
Ever flying, as
Assembly Program j
Day fades into darkness,
This is the best case of absentDarkness into light
mindedness %ve've heard in a long
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Coeds of the Bloomsburg State
And again into shadow.
time.
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Ben H. By 9:15 a recent Friday morning, Teachers College presented recently
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an assembly program which took the
The sun can shine,
Dr. Frederick B, Lund's class in form of a radio broadcast. The proI
The wind can blow,
social psychology at Temple Univer- gram was under the direction of Ruth
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The rain can fall,
sity was ready to begin its work. Bishop, Lake Ariel, and Miriam Utt ,
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And the rivers flow,
The latecomers had slipped in and Bloomsburg. Presiding were Anna
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there was a mixed air of resignation Malloy, Shenandoah , a n d Dorothy
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And the moon can rise,
and eagerness that precedes roll call. Sidler , Danville. The following coeds
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And the flowers grow,
There was, however, no professor. took part in the program : Announcer,
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And as time passes
By 9:20 the late-comers had slipped J o s e p h i n e Richards, Bloomsburg ;
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I will know
out and there was a mixed air of Campus Coeds singing Loch Lomond,
That there can be no one but you.
"shall we go?" or "shall we stay?" HannaiwCulg, Dallas, Director; Mar"Chip " which precedes an exodus from class- garet Ward , Bloomsburg, at the piarooms. Bue before the general emi- no; .Ruth Bishop, Lake Ariel ; Helen
No one else can understand
gration took place, an enterprising Seman , Edwardsville; Eleanor CoopWhy I love you so;
members of the class returned with er, Laflin; Frances Ward, BloomsThey only see the surface,
the news that Dr. Lund was. not burg ; Pauline Reigle, NorthumberBut I can see—below
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lost—just misplaced. He had for- land; Dorothy Frick, West Pittston ;
Into your Soul.
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Sylvia gotten his own class, and was teach- J e a n Capwell, Factoryville. Day
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ing a Psychology I group!
Girl Skit—Bernice Blaine, Berwick,
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You are like a tulip bulb;
With any other™ p r o f e s s o r you Eleanor Beckley, Bloomsburg. Dorm
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Beauty—hidden deep;
I
might pass i( off as just absent- Skit—A day in the life of three dorm
I am like the gardner
by
Helen
g
coeds,
written
and
directed
psychologist
but
when
a
mindedness,
Who rouses you from sleep
forgets his class you immediately Brady, Kingston; Barbara Gillette, I
In the Spring.
look for a "motive." Dr. Lund's Wilkes-Barre ; Irene Diehl, Bethle- 1
Sylvia own explanation
negates any ela- hem; Jane Dyke, Mt. Carmel , and m
A SHIP
Hanna Culp, Dallas. College Trio— fij
borate explanations.
Swirling masses of velvet smoke
"It was a case of absentminded- direction Miss Harriet Moore ; Mir- m
expelled from throats
n ess," he confessed. "I was so in- iam Utt , Bloomsburg ; Betty Collett, IS
Of a giant , man-powered whale,
terested in arranging for an experi- Edwardsville ; Lorraine Snyder , Potts- H
Thrasking the emerald waters
ment in a general psychology group, ville. Professor Quizz—Betty Me- 1
Into clouds of a milky foam ,
that I forgot my own class in social Cawley, Old Forge ; Lorraine Snyder, 1
Pottsville; J e a n Shuman , Blooms- f
Swaying like an egotist reveling
psychology."
Dorothy Sidler, Danville ; Mary I
In some deed that has just been done,
But depend on a psychologist to put burg;
Palsgrove,
Schuylkill Haven; Ruth
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But with the meekness of a son
a new twist in it; Dr. Lund' s case,
Who from home had long left to apparentl y w as "typical. " It would Bake r, Dickson ; Catherine Oplinger, 1
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roam.
ha ve been more excusable if he had Nnnticoke.
S. gone to classes on a holiday. That
k
wou ld ha ve been a t ypical case of Andruss ' Addresses
THE CAMPUS SLEEPS
absent-mindedness.
Night th rows ^ts cloa k
Based on Article
"Because," Dr. Lund explains , "It
Over the campus like a
is more usual to go to a class when
Hen her wings over a brood.
Doan H. A, Andruss of the State
it isn 't scheduled to meet at its regu- Teachers College, Bloomsburg, has
The wind rustles through
lar time, than it is to forgot tho been invited to address tho ComThe tree tops chasing the
regular meeting of class. Indivi- mercial teachers of New York and
Last rays of light.
d u als , being creatures of habit , are Pennsylvania at their spring meetThe stars usher in the moon
more likely to follow their usual ings , The Philadelphia Commercial
Who w ill keep watch
routine and to forgot any possible Teachers Association , which will meet
Until Sister Sun returns
cha nges," Dr. Lund elaborated the in connection with S c h o o l Men 's
From her journey to the West.
absent-mindedness of professors and Week at tho University of PennsylMeanwhile ,
ascribed its chief cause to professors' vania on March 30, and the comThe campus sleeps,
"power of concentration," "This mercial teachers of Western New
A man in a hurry , passing a book- ability to concentrate is not an un- York , who will moot at Rochester,
store, was stopped by a window dis- mixed blessing. It often loads to N, Y., on April 30 in tho John Marplay of a popular novel, Ho road amusing things nnd makes professors shall High School are the two groups
the blurb on tho wrapper. "A story feel pretty silly, " ho said. "Another to bo addressed by Doan Andruss.
of seduction!" ho exclaimed. "That r e a s o n for absent-mindedness In Tho subject of these addresses will
ough t to be spicy reading." I-Io tenchors is that they are constantly bo "Some Problems in tho Adminisbought n copy of the book and hurried dealing with ideas, and aro usually tration of Commercial Education."
on. I m a g i n e his disappointment reacting verbally. Tho engineer who This caption was used as a title by '
when ho rend tho blurb more care- deals with physical objects is loss Doan Andruss in writing the leading
fully nnd found it said , "A story of likoly to bo absont-minclocl. " Tho article for the bulletin of tho Trideduction," What n whale of a dif- inability of tho mind to give atten- Stato Commercial Education Association mooting in Pittsburgh last
ference a single letter makes!
tion to more than ono thing at a time spring, nnd a reprint will appear in
"Men without women nro usually is n third cnuse of absent-minded , ac- tho April 1938 Issue of Tho Balance
Sheot,
cording to Dr. Lund,
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Freeland Takes Class A Title
As Successful Tournev Ends

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Husk y Miler Will
Pac e Him

Last Year 's Sophomores Were Supreme
In '37 Event ; Advance Inter est Great

Bloomsbur g High Panthers Runners-U p j
, Warrior Run Captures Class B Honors
A highly s u c c e s s f u l schoolboy
tourney was closed Saturday evening,
March 19, when the Freeland High
boys were victorious over the Bloomsburg scholastics 29-22 in a tough
battle.
The game was highly contested
and was typical of all the struggles
that took place on the local court.
Freeland as .CLASS A winners received a silver ball and gold medals
for each of the boys while Bloomsburg, the runners-up, received silver
medals. Warrior Run , CLASS B
champs received a «plaque and silver
medals while Exeter the runner-up
received silver medals also.
Every boy on the court received
some sort of an award last Saturday
evening and was one of the outstanding highlights of the tourney.

All the success of the meet is due
to Doctor Nelson, head of the Athletic Department, who worked hard
to put this thing across and he certainly did a fine job. With a capable
group of undergrads everything went
off in fine shape and ran smoothly to
make this the best Bloomsburg S. T.
C. scholastic tournament ever staged
since its beginning back' in 1925.
The teams that competed this year
were :
Class A—Freeland , Gilberton , Dickson City, Mahanoy Twp., Wyoming, (Cut, courtesy Berwick Enterprise)
Ne%vport Twp., Blythe Twp., Bloomsburg.
Class B—Warrior Run , P o r t e r
Twp,, Miffiinb urg, Sugar Notch , Exeter , Trevorton , West Wyoming.
Class C—Nuremburg, Rock Glen ,
Pringles, Sheppton.
Class CC—Locust Twp., Catawissa,
A singular honor has been beScot t, Conyngham Twp.
stowed upon Dan Kemple when he
was chosen to pace the great idol of
the cinder track , Glenn Cunningham,
in the mile event on April 12. The
meet is sponsored by the American
AFTER FOUR YEARS . . . .
Legion
and will be held on an indoor
A little over a fifth of a century
track.
The purpose of the meet is
ago the stork deposited in Fleetwood,
Penna., a baby boy who was des- to select Olympic prospects. It is an
tined to become an all around ath- annual regional track meet.
The main interest of the college in
lete Botli in his fieme town and in
Bloomsburg, a fine hal has grown this event is the relay race. This
from this beginning and his loss will year it will be a two lap relay.
leave a vacancy in three sports on
the local list. During his career
at B.S.T.C. he was head cheerleader
during the gridiron season and when
snow fell he tackled the hardwocJ
and with spring'in the air he dashed
out to the diamond to give his all
Well, it looks as if the profs are
to the Maroon and Gold nine.
the best men in Volley Ball af ter all.
1929—Basketball career started. The trouncing the students g a v e
Captain of the Junior H. S. Five. them can be called an upset since
Led them to an undefeated season. the old men in their last two meet1930—Captain again. He and his ings gave the youngsters a terrific
cohorts won 10 out of 12 engage- beating. In the final match the stuments. Wen intramural class champ- dents didn't win a game. Their
ionship for 2 consecutive years. Lo- alibi is that it was the end of the
cal coach picked him out as a comer- 9 weeks and it wouldn't be sporti ng
upper and he certainly came.
to hand their instructors a setback.
1931—His big moment came. He
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was a H. S. student. Played J. V.
Comeback of the week—Spring and
Basketball.
the
black and white kitty otherwise
1932—Played J. V. Ball as a Soph,
and was the keyman in their defense known to the animal lover as Mr.
Skunk.
and offense.
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1933—Hear t condition stops all
you
noticed
the new gym
Have
further participation.
1934—Came back strong to be- lately ? ^The frame work is almost
come a varsity forward and was an comple t ed 'and from all observations
integral part in their winning the it' s going to be a fine piece of conNorth Division championship of the struction. To the commuter from up
Berks County A. S. League. Also the river it gives the school^ a wide\
played varsity soccer in the left posi- spread appearance.
tion.
Baseball has definitely arrived.
1931-32—Was a big gun on the
Broken
bats, battered baseballs, torn,
varsity baseball squad as pitcher
gloves and sprained joints are getting
and left fielder. Sport discontinued to be a common thing on the campus,
this year or else he would have play*?*
ed all 4 years.
From the "Millersville Snapper"
1934-35—Entered the local educa- we notice that Junie Ruckle was
tional institution to seek a bache- picked to fill a forward post on their
lor's degree. Started to put Fleet- all-opponent squad.
wood on tho map by captaining an
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intramural team to firs t position in
Spi'ing's
in
the
air and many of
the ratings also led the league in
the
boys
nre
helping
the little one
J,
scoring. Began
V. Ball in the
latter part of the season. Made the get points in the B club by going with
Ball Club in the spring as a pitcher. them on hikes. Some of the fellows
1935-36—Continued on the J. V. will soon get their numerals if the
Baseball squad and pitcher on the nice weather keeps up.
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Diamond,
At
the
firs
t
call
for spring football
1936-37—Captained tho J, V.'s to
Conch
Tato
had
over
25 candidates
an undefeated season after which ho
picked up a glove and dashed up to out to practice. At the second one
aspirants. Plenty of
tho field to help Doctor Nelson 's he had about
proteges. Led J. V. scoring for interest here.
both years,
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1937-38—Made varsity basketball
The M. and G. mental trust did a
club nnd wont, wild In several games. pretty fair job by picking 2 out of
Biggest thrill was scoring over 15 the 3 final winners. Freeland and
points In ono important c o n t e s t . Warrior Run were the two lucky
Played soccer which Is n new sport choices while Nuromburg was tho
Continued on p ag e 4
misprint,

Kemple Will Pace
Glenn Cunningham
In Scranton Meet

Sara 's Team Bows
This Man Slaven
To Mules 77 to 61
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C a p a c i t y Crowd Sees Thrill
Packed Volley Ball Tilt
Sara's team was defeated by the
Missouri Mules in the Volley Ball
Tournament. This thrilling game
took place on Wednesday evening at
7:30 P.M. before a capacity crowd
from the dormitory and Milton. The
Sara 's seemed destined to win, but
as the second quarter came to a
close, we found the Missouri-Mules
tied with the Sara's with a scotfe of
30-30. The Sara's again came into
the lead, but , only for a short time.
In the third quarter, Florence Snook
came up to serve and made eighteen
points which first tied the score at
42-42 and then put the score at 5742. The Sara's were not able to
a stage come-back and ultimately
lost by the score of 77-61.
Members of the Missouri Mules
were Sara Atland , Cora Ba u mer,
Betty Lerew, Florence Snook, Esther
Su therland , Florence Tu gen d , Av is
Wesley, Carrie Yocum , a n d Mary
Youtz.
Sa ra 's team was composed of Sara
Birth , Mary Bretz , Dorothy Derr,
Sara Gaugler, Martha Hergert, Arabel Hilbush , Lucille Hower, R u th
Schield, Mary Sweigart, and Fl oren ce
Traub.
The winners of the tournament received sixty points, the runners-up
received fifty points. All others received eight points a game for each
game played. Teams II, III, V, VI,
VII , and X played two games each.
Teams VIII and IX played three
games each. Teams were eliminated
from the tournament after losing two
games.
Tho referee for the tournament
final was Miss Lucy MeCfimmon ;
the linesmen wore Sarah Alice Amerman , Sarah Ellen Dorsham, Anna
Ornor , and Martha Wright

Miss Allen Listed
In Obiter as Both
Student and Teacher
In chocking on Obitors of tho past,
Thomas Davison , associate editor of
the 1938 edition , discovered that never before has a faculty member appeared as both student and faculty
member in the same volume. This
singular honor goes to Miss Mary
A. Allen , newest of tho commercial
teachers. Miss Allen appears firs t
In throe sections*, faculty, s e n i o r
formal , and senior informal.

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Junior Grou p Will Defend Title
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In Iriterclass Trac k Competition -|

SP O RT Q
P U R TJ

The Inter-Class Track meet will be
held on April 7 and 8. In previous
years the track meet has aroused a
lot of interest and will probably do
so this year.
Each year Coach Buchheit scrutinizes caref ully e v e r y participant.
This is your track meet and your
chance to demonstrate your ability—
your class needs you.
Last year the Sophomores, the
present Junior class, won the meet
with 72 points, the Frosh were second with 37 % points , the Juniors
came in third with 35Vz points, and
the Seniors fourth with 14 points.
The results of the events in last
years meet were as follows :
Pole Vault—Burke , Soph ; Zelesky,
Soph . 10'3"
Shot Put—Blass , Senior; Harwood,
Soph; Hopfer, Soph ; Karnes, Frosh;
41'9"

100 yard dash—Van D e v e n d e r ,
Soph ; Mulhern, Soph; Blass, Senior;
Slaven, Junior; 10.5 sec.
One Mile—Kemple, Frosh ; Karnes,
Frosh; Zelesky, Soph ; Hippensteel,
Frosh; 4.53
110 Low Hurdle—Johnson, Frosh ;
Van Devender, Soph ; Blass, Sr; Mulhern, Soph ; 13.5

•Running High Jump—Laubach,- Jr;
Bu rke, Soph ; Blass Sr; Parker, Soph ;
tied for third ; 5'4"
Discus—Blass, Sr ; Dix on , Sr; Hopfer, Soph; Hunter, Sr; 114 f eet 2"
Half Mile—Kemple, Frosh; Zelesky,
Soph; Parker, Soph; Karnes, Frosh;
22 min. 13.9 sec.
. . .
220 yd.—Van Devender, Soph ; Mulhern, Soph; Laubach, J r ; B u r k e ,
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Soph ; 23.4
65 yd. High Hurdles—Blass, Sr;
Van De vender , Soph; Laubach, Jr;
Baum, Soph ; 9.1
Running Broad Jump^Blass, Sr;
Dixon, Sr; Karnes, Frosh; Burke,
Soph ; 19'10"
Javelin—Hopfer , S o p h ; Zelesky,1
Soph; Dixon, Sr; Johnson, Frosh;
154 ft.

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440 yd. Run—Van Devender, Soph;
Mulhern, Soph ; Zelesky, Soph ;'Kem-¦
ple , Frosh ; 53.6
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2 mile Run—Karnes, Frosh ; Hippensteel, Frosh; Gonshor, Jr; 11.16
2 Lap Relay—Zelesky, Van Devender , Mulhern, Harwood, Soph; Kemple , K arnes , Konieckp, Sofilka, Frosh ;
Slaven, Finder, Davison, Litwhiler,
Jr; Blass, Watts, Zeiss, Dixon, Sr;
1:16 .

Tennis Players
Candidates Work
Preparing For
Out for Baseball
Opener April 13 Thirty Hope to Make Squad,
Millersville Opens S c h e d u l e
Here; Penn and Balitmore
Matches Tentative
With mild weather calling, athletes
of Bloomsburg are responding with
open-air workouts in track and baseball. Tennis candidates must still
workout indoors as college courst
will not be available for a week or
ten days.
The tennis season will open April
13 when Millersville will be met at
Bloomsburg. After that match Coach
John C. Koch is attempting to arrange an Easter vacation tennis trip.
University of Pennsylvania will be
met at Philadelphia, April 21, and
arrangements are pending with the
University of Baltimore, Baltimore,
Maryland , for April 22. With only
one senior lost from last year the
Bloomsburg racqueteers who won ten
out of thirteen matches last season
should present a strong aggregation
on the courts this spring.

Track Season Opens
April 7 with Annual
Interclass Meeting
Maroon and Gold Will Be En.
tered in Scranton Meet and
In Annual Penn Relay s
After a successful season of last
year the track team has been practicing strenuously to repeat the success. Tho season officially opens April 7 with the Interclass Meet. On
April 12 the team travels to Scranton
for the Scranton Indoor Meet and
on tho 28, to Lock Havon. A few of
the boys will leave for Philadelphia
on Apvll 29 to attend the Penn Relays, an event looked forward to by
tho boys.
Tho firs t homo meet will be on
May 3 whon Shlpponsburg will moot
our boys on our track. East Stroudsburg will moot hero on May 10.

With All Eyes Set on
Southern Trip

The baseball squad has been puting in some busy afternoons at the
Athletic Park since we have been
having such ideal weather. Some
of the boys are on the field from
1:30 to six o'clock.
Practice was confined entirely to
batting up, with Dr. E. H. Nelson
taking care that no fellow cuts loose
too early and gets laid up with a
sore arm.
About thirty boys took part in the
work out , all eager to make the squad
which will go on the first southern
trip in the history of the college.
As soon as the weather settles down
so that baseball weather is fairly
certain , the boys will take things
easy. They are hoping, however,
that the present stretch of weather
continues.

Famous Sayings
1. Deal me in—Boys' dayroom
2. Who t o o k my lunch ?—Girls'
day room.
4. Now, up in Wayne County—ah
—Dr. Nelson
3. In the final analysis—Professor
Reams
5. Como on, get up, sticky buns
this morning—Dormitory
6. And why not—Jack Fiorlnl
7. Take this for the next time—
Dr. Russell
8. Are you sure about that ?—Mr.
Fisher,
9. Now don 't lot this deficiency discourage you—you can get an A In
tho course if you want to. I know
you can do the work. You 're a good
student—but herb's the slip anyhow ?
The State Teachers College Meet
this year will bo held at Shippensburg on May 14. After that th o , . I
toam will wind up the season with a , ^
moot at Susquohanna University."
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Celebrates Anniversar y
Saint Patrick Spirit
Predominates as Y. W*
This Month
And Y.M. Get Together Alpha Psi Omega is celebrating its
On Wednesday, March 16, the Y.
M. C. A. and the Y. W. C. A. combined their meetings for a good oldfashioned Saint Patty 's Day social.
The Saint Patrick spirit was developed throughout the program which
consisted of two Irish melodies sung
by Edith Benninger and the playing
of several games among which were
"Pig in the Parlor," "How Do You
Like Your Neighbors," a po t a t o race ,
and a pig-drawing contest. Refreshments were served and a good time
was had by all.

Columban Club Meets
With College Guests
On Thursday night, March 17, the
Columban Club h e l d its monthly
meeting:. Three men from St. Thomas College in Scranton and three
women from College Misericordia in
Dallas conducted a symposium on
topics of Catholic action. The students brought up so many interesting
questions that the meeting was longer than expected. Following the
discussion a music program was given by the members of the church
choir.

tenth anniversary this month. In
honor of this occasion special social
and service functions are being hcld|
A theatre party was held on the
regular meeting night. On RotaryKiwanis night a play was given to
entertain our guests , a program of
two plays was given in Assembly for
the enjoyment of the student body.
A special anniversary News Letter
is also being published this month.
Since its organization in 1928, Alpha Psi Omega, in connection with
the Dramatic Club, has produced ten
long plays for the public. It has
also produced seventy-five one-act
plays for the entertainment of the
student body, various church and
social organizations in Bloomsburg
and nearby towns.
The fraternity has sponsored nine
high school play tournaments with
over fifty plays entered and students
from fifteen different high schools in
our service area competing. Other
activities have been the publication
of the annual news letter for alumni
members, providing judges for county
poem contests, and various social
functions.

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A new extra-curricular organization to debate and yote en pressing
A.B.C. Members Learn topics of modern social and economic conditions has been formed at HarArt of Introduction vard U.
Modeled after the Oxford UniverAt the regular meeting of the A. sity Union, the Harvard Congress
B. C. Club on March 22, 1938, a will meet every three weeks to give
discussion was held on "How to Make o p p o r t u n i t y for extemporaneous
Introductions." A skit was present- speaking, practice in the technique
ed illustrating various introductions of legislative bodies and clarification
to superiors, elders, and contempor- of undergraduate s o c i a l thinking
aries. This discussion was one in a through open discussion of issues.
series of educational programs which
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a committee has planned for the
The American educational system
semester. The chairmen fo'r t h e
meeting consisted of Annabelle Bail- has "too much machinery, too much
ey, program, and Jane Lockard, re- teaching and too little learning." This
was the charge made recently by
freshments.
Prof. Kirsopp Lake of Harvard U.
Continuting his denunciation, he said:
This Colleg iate World "It simply infuriates me to see
our universities having to give coursSan Diego State College has ex- es in elementary French or German ,
tension courses in navigation and taught by young scholars who ought
nautical astronomy. Sailors, ahoy! to be doing advanced work of their
The nation's largest college wind own. The languages should be taught
tunnel is now being completed in Uni- our children in the lower school.
versity of Minnesota laboratories. It'll We would get better results by enmake a 150-mile breeze.
ticing men to learn than by the whole
Los Angeles Junior College has army of baby deans in this country."
j ust completed arrangements for the
shipment of 100 pounds of human PEBBLES ROLLING DOWN HILL
organs for its life science museum.
Did you read in a newspaper disRadio Comedienne Gracie Allen is patch last August from Whittier.
offering a bearskin prize as an Award California, the announcement by W.
of Ingenuity to the man graduating O. Mendenhall, president of Whittier
from college with the lowest marks. Coll eg e, that his institution would
Any of you going to compete ? ? ? ? abandon the use of textbooks ? "We/
Augustana College faculty mem- plan to use adequate mechanical and
bers sponsored a Recuperation Party scientific aids to learning," he said.
for students who had just finished His intention was to unsound and
silent motion picture films and other
examination. Not a bad idea!
audio-vocal
aids. Does this mean
University o£ Pittsburgh students
that
fifty
or
one hundred years from
are now working on their second all
now
there
will
be' no textbooks In
campus movie. We're one ahead of
the
schools
of
the
world ? Is this
them, we've already completed ours!
the beginning of the end of tho
world of books ? Let us watch these
Philosophy Corner ^ pebblos that start rollin gdown tho
.
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mountain side. Some of them may
Wherever there Is brain , there Is start avalanches.
power. It may bo used destructively
William Drier, In
or constructively. Take away the
"SlilnliiR Lines"
trained brain power, individually and
collectively, and y o u remove the Maroon and Gold Wins
mainspring of all that is ' best and
safest In our progressive American
Second Class Rating
civilization .
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Word hns boon received from the
Men and women servo best who officials of the Columbia Scholastic
live according to their Innate abili- Press Association Fourteenth Annual
ties supplemented by training and Contest that Maroon and Gold hns
experience, following tholr best light, received second place rating In tho
putting God and country first and State Toachors College class. Tho
official announcement was made at
themselves afterwards.
Qeprgo Wf Blount tho CS.P.A. Convention,

Plans Formulated
For Alumni Day

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Cobb Plays First
Merita! Hygienist
For Rochester of
Bloomsburg
International Loop Visits

Plans are rapidly moving forward
Bernie Cobb, '36, better known here
for celebration of Bloomsburg's anas
Bernie Kafchinsky (his name benual Alumni Day on Saturday, May
21, and an effort is being made fore he was married to baseball),
through early, preliminary publicity popped up in the lineup of the Roto make this year 's event the greatest che ster R e d Wings , International
League club, this Spring, making a
in the history of the institution.
total of four recognized m i n o r
Announcements Out Soon
leagues
in which the lanky ScrantonTwo-color folder announcements,
ian
and
former Maroon and Gold
published as a supplement to the
regular "Alumni Quarterly," maga- slugger has played in the past five
zine of the Association, are now being years.
The bespectacled first sacker beprinted and will be in the mails in
a short time, according to announce- gan with a team in the Middle Atments made this week. The an- lantic League, then moved in with
nouncements will contain information the Fort Wayne team of the oncerelative to the program for the day famous Three Eye circuit, where he
as well as notes of greetings from lead his team in batting and finished
Dr. Francis B. Haas and Mr. R. second in the league standings. From
Br uce Albert, the latter president of there he was shipped by his owners,
the Pittsburgh Pirates, to Tulsa of
the Alumni Association.
The formal program for the day the Texas League, where he was votthis year follows rather closely the ed the most valuable player of the
schedule for other years, with class year for the southern loop.
reunions at 9 a.m., general assembly
And now he's covering first with
at 11 a.m., the Alumni banquet 1 Rochester in the International Leap.m., and a baseball game featuring gue, leaving only about two or three
the College versus Bucknell at 2:30. minor leagues f or the "guest player" to visit in the country before
Reunion Classes
Classes in reunion this year accord- settling down in a big league berth
ing to regular schedule followed will (or seating himself before a classbe those of 1878, 1883, 1888, 1893, room as a full-fledged teacher.)
1898 , 1903, 1908, 1913, 1918, 1923,
Just how well Cobb is doing with
1928 , 1933, 1934 , 1935, 1936 and 1937. the New York State Club is rather
The Board of Directors and the diffcult to say this early in the
College plan to complete arrange* training season, but in the past few
ments on Alumni Day this year for games he has scored several hits,
the Centennial Celebration in 1939. and news accounts frequently carry
It was just one hundred years ago. his name as one of the "big guns"
in 1839 , that the College had its to be watched.
beginnings in a small Private Academy.

BOOK REVIE W
"The Turning Wheels"
The courage and daring of the
great tribal movement of the Boers
of South Africa are epitomized in
the book "The Turning Wheels."
It is not a fictional history of the
Dutch migration but a powerful
tragedy deriving its force and impulse from a unique tribal—national
movement.
The Boers had no reason to trek.
Most of them were comfortably settled in Dutch Africa but the great
desire for adventure impelled them
to leave and their great bravado
was evidenced in the manner which
they dealt with the ^ulus 'Tind Kaffies—native African^warriors.
The hand of ,God was seen in all
things bj^their leader Hendrich van
de Bdg who thought that God had
chosen him to lead his people to
Canaan , the Land of "Wine and
Honey."
Treating his characters from a
modern point of view we know them
all from the inside out. Sammie, 16
years old, van Reenan, who unknowingly prompts the muredr of her lover, Herman, by his father, Hendrik,
because he was jealous of him. Mammoth movrous Anna do Jong, a good
solid character; Rinkals, a witch
doctor rescued by Peter du Plossio
and his sister Sara.
Ane it was Pete who could forsee the end of the Boers and the
newly settled Cavaan and cautioned
the people to be prepared , but not
listening to well-timed advice the
story comes to a tragic end with the
murder of every man, woman and
child in the village by the native
African warriors.
The story Is very entertaining and
educational and shows you life in the
native , raw, primitive stnto.
"When a man bites a dog, that's
booze!"

Poetry Club in Honor
To Saint Patrick

On March 17 the Poetry Club
celebrated S a i n t Patrick's D a y .
Every member wrote a limerick about'
someone else in the club. Midst
^
the crunch, crunch of sandwiches
and cookies , the members read their
limericks aloud. The club is look^ these parties.
^
ing forward tp^moreTof

St. J ohn 's Educator
Urges Return to Old
Educational Theory
Dr. Stringfellow Barr, president of
St. John's College , believes that higher education should return to the aim
of cultivating "intellectual discipline."
And in advocating this change, he
says in no uncertain terms what is
wrong with U. S. colleges and universities : "Our typical liberal arts
college has simply become a place
where students have a great deal of
liberty. Few college presidents or
deans could say today exactly what
they mean by liberal arts.
"The faculty try to make their
courses
attractive and offer
instruction in journalism , coaching,
or financial management. T h e s e
things prove dull in the classroom,
so now I believe tho student has taken to drink. Perhaps that will be
incorporated in tho curriculum."

This Man Slaven
Continued from page 3

on tho local campus, Will bo unable
to play baseball this year because of
student teaching duties In Williamsport,
Our congrats to n fine fellow and
an all-around man who Is bound to
make good at coaching any sport
because of his widespread experience
In all athletics,

People aro returning to the ways
of tholr fathers with the snme en"Playing safe often loads to fail- thusiasm that they pass into middle
nge.
ure."
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Dr. Martha Downs of Newark
Teachers College Meets
Local Groups
Dr. Martha Downs of the State
Teachers College at Newark, New
Jersey, representing t h e National
Committee for Mental Hygiene, recently spent a day on the campus
of the Bloomsburg State Teachers
College. Dr. Downs, who has visited
many Teachers Colleges throughout
the East and who came, to Bloomsburg immediately after a tour of
Maryland and Connecticut, met with
various groups on the campus of the
local institution.
A luncheon meeting was held with
administrative officers and departmental heads after which Dr. Downs
discussed some of the problems she
has been encountering in various
teacher training institutions. Later
in the day, Dr. Downs met with the
Student Council of the Community
Government Association and still later with the faculty.

ISAilton Mixed Choru s
In Broadcast Here
The Mixed Chorus of the Milton
High School, under the direction of
Professor Confer, broadcast a program of choral music from the auditorium of t h e Bloomsburg State
Teachers College," Wednesday evening, Ma rch 25, from 7 to 7:30 p.m.
The program was heard over WKOK,
Sunburyr- and was one of the regular
Blooofsburg ^State Teachers College
:>
broadcasts.
s
The Chorus sang: Now the Day Is
Over, The Night Has ^a . Thousand
Eyes, Commit Thy Ways.v Pilgrim
Chorus from "Ta n nha u ser ," Mercy
On Us , O Lord , and Finlandia. Pro~
fessor Confer will sing: Mother Macree , and A Little Bit of Heaven.

From Other Campi
Men may fiy in planes like birds
And think they gotta lot of sense
But Where's the man who, like a bir d ,.
Can sit upon a barbed wire fence ?
Pennant Weekly
Something that might have happened during last week.
I think , you think ,
He think, all thunk
I copy, you copy,
He copy, all flunk. Northwestern
Ho: Speaking about baseball, I'veeven got me a baseball dog.
She: What makes you call him a
baseball dog ?
He: 'Cause he wears a muzzle,
catches flics, chases fowls and beats
it home when he sees a catcher, com'
ing after him.
-i
State Normal
I'm through with all women;
Thoy cheat and they lie;
They proy on us males 'til
Tho day that they die.
Thoy tense us, torment \is,
And drive us to sin —
(Saaay, who can that blond bo
Who j ust" ankled in?)
Sotonlaii
(,
There's a now device coming out
in the new cars to keep girls from.
falling out of rumble soats. Just
with
another device to replace rr$n
" ' ¦'" ' '
machines.
Loff
Mary had a litllo slnm
-'
*
For everyone, and so
Tho loaves of her ongagomont book
Wore always white as snow. ?
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Sundial