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ANNOUNCE SENIOR 1500 ON CAMPUS FOR CONVENTIO N ALPHA PSi OMEGA
SPONSORS H. S. PLAY
COMMITTEES FOR DOROTHY SANDS ,IMPERSON THREE PUBLIC PLAYS PRESENTED BY BLOOM PLAYERS
TOURNEY, APRIL 5
SPRING ACTIVITIES A TOR , HERE AGAIN SOON EDUCATORS OF 10
EIGHT SCHOOLS REPRESENTED
COUNT ES ATTEND
BEGIN PREPARATION FOR MAY
Senior Act ivi t ies relat ive t o the
Senior Ball and Class Night are now
well under way. At the last class
meeting, President Elmer McK echnie
announced the committees which will
plan these final Senior affairs. The
committees that are now planning
activities of the class are :
Invitation Committee — "William
R eed , chairman; A. Pfeiffer , M. Deppe.
Book Committee — H. Demott,
chairman; L. Miller, L. Faust, A.
Shokofski.
Senior Ball Orchestra Committee
— Thomas Howell, chairman; D. Hower, G. Bowman, L, Gi.lchrj st, John
Deppen.
Class Night Program — Walter Hiney and John Gress, chairmen; M.
Fiori n i , J. Smith, R. Golder, L. Faust,
C. Hochherg, V. Mericle.
Ring—Sell, Chairman.
Senior Ball—John McGrew, Charlotte Hochberg (co-chr.).
Program—Ed Creasy, chr.; Louise
Yeany, Harold Henrie.
Refreshment— John Butler, chr.;
Euphemia Gilmore, David Faust.
Decorations—M. Fiorini, chr.; Marvin Wojick ,, George Vansickle, Sylvest er Ficca , Camille Pennica , H oward
Fauth;- Walt Washleski, "Leonora
Mendenhall , Helen H ar t man , Rosebud Golder, Loretta Faust, Helen
Bray, Mildred Ford , Tony Con t e,
Santina LaBrutto.
Ivey Day—Tony Shakofski, chr.;
Pat O'Brien, E lvira J ames, Gladys
Boyer.
Senior Banquet—Jack Beck, chr.;
Naomi Myers, Al M akowski ,, H arriet
Stier.
Cap and Gowns—Tom Davis, chr.;
M ichael Prokopchak , Isabell Rough,
Ellen Anderson.

NEW POETRY NOTE BOOK
Definite plans for the production of
a poetry notebook for the College
Library were laid this week when
a gathering of B. S. T. C. poets met
with Dean Kerr. The group feels
that this idea will be more worthwhile than a poetry contest, for a
permanent record can be kept in this
way.
The book will be divided into several sections , enabling those who
write comical verse to contribute their
share, as well as those who write
poetry of a more serious trend. There
will be a section for members of the
faculty who wish to present some of
their moods in poetry.
This is the first time that a project
of this typo has boon attempted.
There is much real literary talent in
hiding on the campus and there is
no reason why there should not be a
record in our library of those with
literary inclinations. This la the opinion of one of the students interestod
in the poetry notebook , and the genoral opinion of tho others.
In the last six years Bloomsburg
tonnis teams won 27 matches, lost
10 and tied 2. Throe of tho six years,
they were undefeated. The previous
year thoy won fivo and lost four,

D oro t hy Sands, America 's most
versatile actress and impersonator ,
will be with us again on April 12.
Last year she presented "Styles in
Acting" which contained scenes from
the English Theatre acted in the style
of the period "From Millament to
Mae West".
Upon her appearance here, Miss
Sands will probably present "Our
Stage and Stars", consisting of the
American Theatre in Review from the
first comedy to the movie vampires.
Dorothy Sands is in the south at
the present time. It was just recently that one of her new shows for
next season had sprouted and sprung
into being. Dorothy Sands calls it
"Stars of Yesterday and Today."

James Sauders To Lectu re
The student body of the college
will have the pleasure of hearing a
most in t eres ting talk given by James
Sauders at chapel program on Monday, April 15. His presence at the
college in former times has always
proved very educational to his very
enthusiastic audiences.
His subject has not yet been announced, but the stu dents can be su re
of a very enjoyable program.

MCGREW CHOSEN
IVY DAY ORATOR
Honored by being the choice of the
graduating class of 1935, Mr. John
McGrew, prominent student of the
ca m pus , will deliver the Ivy Day Oration on Monday, May 27. Mr. McGrew is a native of Mahonoy Plane,
Schuylkill County.
During his four years of college,
John has kept up a splendid scholastic record he made in high school and
has always been one of the outstanding students on the campus. He always has a cheerfu l disposition and
wears a sunny smile, which combined
with hia ability as a leader and a
student, caused him to be well liked
by all members of the college community.
Mr. McGrew is president of the
Kappa Delta Pi, National honorary
scholastic fraternity. During his
freshman year he served as a class
officer , and since that time he has
been active in campus affairs, taking
part in dramatics, nature study club,
geography club, and intramural sports
of all kinds.

Y. W. C. A. INSTALLATION
Following a dinner party in tho
college dining room last Wednesday
evening, the installation of the new
Y. W. C, A. officers , whose names appeared in the last issuo of this paper ,
took place In the social rooms of
Science Hall,
A very Impressive candle light ceremony under the leadership of Miss
MflBon , tho advisor of tho society, was
used In officially Installing the new
officers,
Prof. C, H. Albert gave the girl s an
inspiring talk,

Many Int erestin g Discussions Are
Held Under Able Leadershi p Of
Distingu ished Educators.

DR. JAMES N. RULE, SPEAKS
Last Friday and Saturday the
North eastern Convention Dist rict of
the Pennsylvania State Education
Association, which was organized at
Bloomsburg in 1926, held its tenth
convention on our campus. General
sessions were held on Friday afternoon and evening and Saturday morning, while depar tment and sectional
meetings were in secession both Friday evening and Saturday morning.
The departmental and sectional programs provided for every grade, subject, and department of school interest.
The program was developed around
the thought of , "Character Education
as an essential constant factor in any
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This is a busy time for the Dramatic Club. Three plays have j ust been
produced for the entertainment of the
public.
On Thursday, March 14, at the RotaryJtiwanis College Night the play
"Speaking to Father" was given.
The audience appreciated and enj oyed this clever comedy.
At the meeting of the University
Women's Club on Mar. 19, a Dramatic Club play«was the feature number
on the program.
On M arch 22 , still another play was
presented during the chapel period
at the Bloomsburg High School.
Students Judge Play
One of the varied duties of Dramatic Club Members is to act as the
ju dges at the various poetry contests
in Columbia County. Students have
recently acted at Mainville and at
Mifninville.

Faculty Banquet , April 9, 1935
Arrangements are being made for
the- Annual Faculty Banquet in honor of Dr. and Mrs. Haas. This social
event is to be held this year at the
local Elks Club on April 9. The committee in charge is as follows:
Mr. Shortess, chairman; Mrs. Baker , Miss Moore, Mr. Keller,, Miss Hazen , Miss W ard, Dr. Nelson.

FRATERNITY PLANS
FOR FOUNDERS DAY

cert by the Berwick I j j $ & - * Ijk
State and National HptSgs* j m j j i
School B and , the an^^\^^^m
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dance after the Fri- WK j fiflSBB®
The Fif th Annual Fou nder 's D ay
day evening Session. ^M
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Fred W. Diehl K ™^^^^^^
superintendent of the Dr - James Rule Delta Pi will be held Saturday, April
Montour County Schools and a famil- 13. As yet, arrangements for a speakiar figure on our campus, is presi- er have not been completed , but dedent of the district convention. Coun- fi nit e plans for t he activi t ies of the
ties comprising the district are Brad- day have been made.
At 2:00 P. M. there will be an inifo rd , Carbon, Columbia, Lackawanna,
Luzerne, Monroe, Montour, North- tiation for all new active members,
umberland, P ike, Sullivan, Susque- immediately followed by the election
and the installation of the officers for
hanna , Wayne, and Wyoming.
Some of the outstanding educators next year. Between the hours of
in the east who took part in the pro- three and five a social tea will be in
gram are : Dr. James N. Rule, State progress for the alumni members of
Department of Public Instruction ; Dr. the society in a social room c ; .No«tHomer T. Rainey, of Bucknell ,; Dr. ling Hall.
In the evening, beginning at 0:00
Ben. G. Graham, Superintendent of
Pittsburgh Schools; Dr. Jay B. Nash, o'cl ock , a banquet will be held at the
New York University ; Dr. G. T. Hol- Elk's home. Following this there will
combe, Member Board Eastern Peni- be dancing in the ball room of the
tentiary; Mr. John Cramer, superin- Elk's home, and card playing in the
tendent of the Huntington Reforma- social rooms of that building.
A large turnout is expected for this
tory ; Frederic Snyder, Author, Traevent,
with a great number of alumni
veler, Lecturer, Kingston , Pa; John A,
present.
All active members who inTallmadge, Cedar Crest College, Altend
to
be
present for the banqu et
lentown; Naomi K. Hade, Susquehanna University ; W. Harmon Wilson, should notif y either John McGrew or
Editor of the "Balance Sheet"; and C. Charlotte Hochborg as soon as posW. Lillibrigde,, Superintendent of the sible.
At a recent meeting the following
McKean Company, Penna. The following representatives from our State committees were named : Banquet:
Department were present : W. H. Bris- Howard DeMott, Betty Harter, Verlow, D. E. Crosley, C. Valentino Kir- na Jones, Mervin Mericle; Decoraby, W. P. Loomis, V. A. Martin, M. tions: Kathryn John, Violet Brown,
Claude Rosonborry, J. Y, Shambach, Elmira Bankes; Speaker : Charles
Michael , Earl Kershner , William Turand Tressa C. Yeager.
now; Afternoon Social Committee:
The local committee on arrange- Verna Mornwskl , Loota NevJI, Anno
ments was composed of Dr, Francis Northrup, Mabel Gonlan ; Program for
B. Haas, chairman ; William W. Evans, tho Day : Dan J6nes, Ernest Lau, PatWilliam B. Sutllff , John C. Koch , (Miss sy Yale, Hannah Steinruch; MubIc:
Irma Wavd , L. P, Gllmoro, Dv. Mar- William Morgan , Tony Conte, Ralph
guerite Kehr, Earl N. Rhodes, and C. McCracken, Adeline Pfeiffer.
M. Hausknecht,
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During the evening and afternoon
of Friday, April 5, the Fif th Ann u al
High School Play Tou rnament will
be held in the college auditorium under the auspices of the Alpha Psi
Omega Dramatic Fraternity. Under
the careful supervision of Miss Alice
Johnston, advisor of the fraternity,
this organization has successfully
sponsored similar tournaments during »
the last few years. This year exceptionally good plays will be given by
eight schools that are within the. college teaching area. An admission charge of thirty-five
cents will include both the afternoon
and evening performances, while
twenty-five eents will be the admission price for either the evening or
or the afternoon performance. The
plays begin at four o'clock on Friday'
afternoon and again at seven o'clock
in the evening. Tickets can be secured from any member of the dramatic club.
The rules of the contest are :
11. All expenses of production at
the college will be paid by the Dramatic Fraternity.
2. Eoyalty, if any, must be paid by
individual schools entering.
3. Expenses of transportation and
meals, if .any, must be paid by the
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schools competing. '
4. A silver loving cup is given to
the winning school in both Class A
and B.
5. Plays must not exceed twentyfive minutes in duration.
6. Stage sets are furnished by the
Dramatic Fraternity.
7. All hand props and costumes
must be furnished by entering casts.
8. Name of play and requests for
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DEANS OF WOMEN MEET
There was a conference for women
who are doing the work of Dean or
Adviser of girls during the Northeastern P. S. E. A. Convention at
nine o'clock Saturday morning in the
Noetling Hall social rooms. The
chairman of the Program committee
was Laura Jones, Dean of Girls,
Memorial High School, Kingston ; ^he
secretary was Majel Brooks, Dean of
Women , Bucknell Jr. College, Wilkes-Barre.
This group included the (Jeans and
advisers of colleges, high schools, and
private schools. The program was as
follows: Social program of the High
School , Elizabeth A. Lewis, Mauch "
Chunk Township High School, Nosquehoning; The Penna. Association of
College Students, Rostand Kelly; Tho
Women 's Intercollegiate Association
for Student Government, Betty Row;
The National Student Federation,
Jack <B<!ck; The Student' s Contribution In Character Formation , Madeline
M. Burk e, College Miserlcordia, Dallas; Club Women and Deans Work Together, Mrs. Norman W. Hosier, Pros,
of Bloomsburg branch , A. A. U. W.j
Naomi K, Hade, Dean of Women ,
Susquehanna University. The hostesB committee for this meeting consisted of Miss McKlnstry, Bloomsburg
High School and Dr, Kohr.

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Managing Editor
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Girls' Sports
Features
Sports
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Circulation

EXECUTIVE BOARD

Bernard J. Young
Howard P. Bevilacqua

EDITORIAL STAFF

Daniel Jones
Sara Shuman, Jean Reese
Julia Schlegel
Walter Hiney, Ernest Lau
John Gress, Charles Michael, Gilbert Kline.
MANAGERIAL STAFF
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Stanley Heimbach
Bennet Dry, Sam Cohen

REPORTERS
Veda Mericle, Gladys Rhinard, Helen Hartman, Amanda Walsh,
Josephine Magee, Jacob Kotch, Robert Diehl, John Sandel, George
Sharp, Jay Pursel, Stasia Zola, Agnes Ryan, Jane Manhart, William
Tumow, Jane Lockard , Elizabeth Feinour, Jack Kotch, Kathryn John,
H. T. Nelson.
TYPISTS
Howard Waite, Rosebud Golder, Florine Moore, Betty Harter, Amanda Babb.
FACULTY COMMITTEE
S. L. Wilson
Miss Pearl Mason
Published During the School Year 1934 and 1935 by the Students of the Bloomsburg
State Teachers Colleg e

ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOR
That the Fourteenth Annual High School Basketball Tournament sponsored by the Men 's Letter Club was a decided success again proves that the
¦organizations of our school have the ability, the initiative, and the determination necessary to do a thing well. Under the direction of their sponsor and the officers of the organization the entire personel cooperated in
working toward a common end.
Not considering the financial returns of this annual event, the efficient
manner in which this year's tourney was handled certainly reflects creditWith
ably upon both the Lettermen's Club and the School Community.
committees appointed long before the dates set aside for the affair, all games
were played according to schedule, and every detail was taken care of in "tiptop" fashion.
Just as this specific group has earned commendation for their display
of ability to do things righ t, so has the entire school community cooperated
recently in a truely spirited manner. The Maroon and Gold staff feels that
it is not too late to congratulate each member of our college for their part in
making the recent Kiwanis-Rotary night the most successful one ever held
on this campus.
Certainly the family-like attitude of our students at times when numerous outsiders visit our campus is a splendid advertisement for Bloomsburg State Teachers' College. Many high school students from within our
ment, and more of them will do so when the annual play tournament and the
annual high school commercial contests get underway in the near future,
teaching area have already visited our school during the basketball tournaIt behooves us as citizens of this school- to impress these visitors favorably, not only because it is best to use good manners, but because many of
these person s might decide to attend Bloomsburg in the near future , influenced by the hospitality shown them during their short stay here.

PRACTICE TEACHERS HANDBOOK
Of much interest to members of the Maroon and Gold Staff and others
of the College was the recent announcement in the Shippensburg Standard
Sentinel that certain members of the faculty at the Shippensburg institution are now compiling material for a mimeographed book for student teachers. This book will probably appear on the campus for the firs t time at
the beginning of the next term.

SUCH MANNERS
The old saying is that if at first you do not succeed, try, try, again. During the forepart of the*current school year there appeared in these columns
a few articles lamenting the fact that numerous male members of the school
could not refrain from smoking on the Carver Hall Porch and throwing their
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cigarette stubs on the adjacent campus.
Last fall the stubs looked quite out of place when strewn along the sidewalks together with countless half-burnt match sticks. However, a severe
winter came to the rescue of those who still had some pride concerning the
appearance of their campus, and covered the unsightly mess with a blanket
of snow. But, now that the snow has melted, the remnents of last fall's
"cigarette stub crop " has reappeared and is being supplied daily with fresh
recruits.
It probabl y goes without saying that the very persons who are so careless about the school in such matters would certainly take care not to litter the lawns of theii* homes in a like manner. Of course not, their parents
would see that they did not do so. That's just what we need here. Everyone of us should make it a point to ask these delinquent persons to "keep in
step with the rest of us". Perhaps a more authorative source is needed to
inflict penalities on those who break the "smoking on campus ruling".
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WHERE IS HE-—?

Not once did he appear at the basketball games of the past season. Just
his presence might have encouraged the team in the pinches, especially during the last few games. Where is our mascot ? Roongo hasn't put in an
appearance since the last football contest.
His being an outsid e dog might account for his absence during the basketball season, but that is no reason why he should remain at home during
the coming baseball and track seasons. Cheerleaders, we'll be looking for
our Husky at the first baseball game.

NEWS FROM OTHER SCHOOLS

Schools Save Electricity. A parent-teacher association in South Dakota
(ChambGriain School District) intends to build an electric light plant in one
of the rural schools.
In Montclair, New Jersey, the schools saved $1298.00 last year by combining light and power meter readings. By using a single meter reading
the Montclair schools were enabled to report a large reading and thus secured a lower rate.
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More than five hundred volumes which ori ginally formed part of Napoleon Bonaparte's library have been presented to Princeton U. b.y Andre de
Coppet, a New York banker.
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The nerve ends of one eminent professor at the University of Washington (Seattle) were slowly fraying over the habit that coeds have of continually powdering and rouging during his lectures. So, one day, he conspired
with a male student in the front row. Next day this man came in, sat down,
and slowly proceeded to lather up before the class.
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A real barn dance is one of the most important dances of the year at
State Teachers College, Bridgewater, Mass.
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A study of student failures at the University of Georgia revealed that
those who failed their courses in comparison with the remainder of the student body had more absences from class work, spent less time in study, had
more disorderly conduct , had parents who had been less educated and tended to come from broken homes.
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The University of Nebraska can boast of at least one Scotch student. He
paid his tuition this year with twenty-three pound s of pennies.
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Athen , Ga.—Lack of knowledge of English word s and their meanings is
one of the most serious causes of student failures at the University of
Georgia, it has been announced here by the department of psychology. Freshmen of the University of Georgia were compared with the freshmen of many
other colleges by means of psychological tests given the first year students
While in ability to use English the Georgia college beginners did not show
up as well , they did better than those of other colleges in tests that required
though t and judgment , such as in the arithmetic and artificial language
tests.
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"When you were chewing that boarding-house beef steak last night,
you knew it was hard work, but did you know that you used between CO and
80 pounds of forc e on it?" asks the Daily Northern. The measurement was
made on a phagodynamometer—but they did not use the beef steak we ate!

Students of Bloomsburg will look upon this project as a progressive one,
knowing us they now do that such a book is a valuable asset to the student
teacher in becoming acquuinted with practical teaching. It is the hope of
Professor H. N. Colby of the University of Now Hampshire has invented
the Maroon and Gold that other Teachers Colleges in the State adopt the
a
burglar
proof system for chicken coops; but he is not certain whether a
plan. Now, upon the publication of Bloomsburg's "Suggestive Helps for
professional
chicken thief would be detached by his invention. Tho profesStudent Teachers" for the third successive time , the administration and
sor
would
be
delighted to have an expert experienced chicken thief call at
compilers are ready to announce that the book has been a success.
the University to put his professional skill against professional science.

MAYBE ITS THE SPRING
How annoying it is for both the teacher and those who wish to undor-

stan d a certain po int o r get an a ssi gnment d urin g the la st few minut es of a

class period when numerous attendants bogin to got ready to leavo. Between the noises produced by tho rustling of papers and books , and tho nrranging of wraps, one hears about every third word of tho person spenking,
With the advent of spring ono consolation becomes evident. No more
shall we bo bothered by those who put on their coats bofore tho boll rings.
Now tho cracking of papers and perhaps a fow unguarded whispers will alone
remain to disturb and interrupt us.
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Of cour se wo b ocomo b ored In so mo of tho classos at tim es, but with
only five minutes to go wo should restrain oursolvos for the sako of those
who wish to understand some difficulty. If a toachor Is only partly finished
answorlng a certain question , how difficult It is to hoar hia conclusion whon at
least half the class is producing all kinds of noises in order that they might
leave as soon as possible ,

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A gr o u p of stu de nts o f New Ham pshir e Univ ersity have b een livin g
comfortably on 30 cents a week for oach , with well balanced nourishing
meals. Slender girls actually gained weigh t during tho eleven weeks of this
Dxporimont in economy.
At Ohi o University, 100 students have lived on .$3.50 oach per week, includin g both room and board . Each student paid $1.25 per week for rent,
hoat , ligh t and tolophone. Food , purchased and prepared cooperatively, cost
About $2.25 per person per week,
Studonts at tho Saint Mary of tho Pino Academy, at.Chatawa , Miss., aro
aaid to sloop outdoors all winter, The young ladios engage in vigorous out<door sportsj and sickness at tho acadomy is extremely rare.
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A recent poll among girl studonts at Rhode Island College of Education
ishowed that tho girls like teaching best, and marria ge second best, as voca1ti o ns , with nursin g as tho third choice, Quito a fow girl s statod they would
1like to bocomo aviators ; while others expressed an interost in radio broad<sastln g as a careor ,

THE LANGUAGE of the MAP
Come with me for a trip over the
map of the United States. We are going to study the odd "language of the
map" by which we mean the queer
names on the map. We must travel
fast so we had better start at either
Rapidcity or Hurricane.
Just imagine a mixtu re of lan¦ Indian , Japanese, Gerguages
Irish, Spanish, French,
Scotch,
man,
and then you get
and English
an idea of "map language". We
mean the kind of a jumble you get
when you read the names of the
towns and cities on a map of the
United States.
The firs t Americans influenced a
great many names for towns. There
are Mishawaka , Chattanooga, Kankakee, Menomonie, Chillicothe, Anadarko, Waurika, Towanda, and Chiekaski. It's nice that they are scattered all over the continent. Just think
of the troubles of the Iowa postmasters who have to puzzle with spellings
for Ottumwa and Oskaloosa.
Natchitoches, too, is enough to make
you -want to move to Kalamazoo which
is much easier to 'spell and pronounce.
Then, what do you think of the
combination of Davenport, Darlington, Wink, and Smackover ? Don 't
you wish you were Pekin?
There are many towns with simple
names which are very picturesque in
their simplicity. For instance, what
child—or grown-up, for that matter
—would not like to live or visit in
'Broken Bow, Beeville, Eed Wing, Bad
Axe, or Flint ? Steamboat Springs,
Mystic, and Lame Deer are just as
clever.
Combinations of names of towns are
very interesting. There are King
City and Lordsburg, and Ritzville and
Fort Bragg.. Then, there are Faith
and Powers, Sweetwater and Plummer, Whitefish and Herington, and
Payette, and Silver City.
For exclamations, how do you like
Eureka and Boise ? For real Americanism we must not forget Jonesboro and Smithville. There really
should be a town named for John Doe
in order to make things complete.
Even the movie stars are represented. There are first names of Clark,
Marion , Helene, and Tallulah. Then
we find the names of Crawford, Crosby, O'Neill , Carroll , and Rogers. For
the Baron Munchausen fans, we will
include Hugo. Vas you dere, Charlie ?
Isn 't it just like Kentucky to have
a town named Lynch ? Virginia was
more aristocrati c and named a town
Lynchburg. But , if the meanest man
in the world were looking for a town,
he should take Poison.
Citizens of one town must have
though t that it was tho ideal size
for they named it Wymore. That
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Formul a For a Man
A head ,
A face ,
Shoulders, hands , arms , legs, and
toes—
' All in place.
Eyes,
A noso,
A mouth through which his empty babbling
Flows.
A skull ,
A brainOcci pital , fr ontal , and temporal
lobes—
And pain.
Cold pain .
The wh ole of it a casement to his
Soul ,
God ,
Runnin g
All those liquid qualities together,
111ado a
'Man.
Geor ge Sharp

CAPACITY GHOWD SEES FINALS
OF INTERESTING GAGE TOURNAMENT

MAC GOVERN WILL SUCCEED
Event Probabl y Most Successful
SLESSINGER AT KUTZTO WN
Ever Staged By Lettermen 's
Man Who Raised Athletic Stand - Club ; Freeland , Gilberton ,
Rock Glen, Crowned New 1935
ar ds at West Chester Is Named
Champions By Virtue Close
Hea d Coach In Kutztown "New
Wins. *
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Ku tztown, Apri l 1. James E. MacGovern , an ex-West Chester coach,
has been signed to coach varsity
sports at this school for t h e
coming year. He succeeds Mr. Slessinger, whose resignation of January
19 becomes effective at the close of
the present term.
MacGovern began his coaching career in 1919, and from tha t year to
1923 he tried his hand at three different schools Englewood High, Summi t High , and New Roselle High, all
located in New Jersey. In 1923 he
hooked up with West Chester and
lasted there through 1930. When
'MacG overn came, West Chester began t o go places in sports , and now
is entrusted with the task of putting
Kutztown on a level with the downState institution in athletic competition.
"Terrible Terry ", as the new coach
is affectionally known, will be a pivot al figure in K u tzt own 's "new deal"
in football nex t Au tumn , when the
new $40 ,000 athletic field is opened
and a pretentious schedule undertaken. The grounds will be dedicated
on September 28, when MacG overn
will lead his forces against Lebanon
Valley college, marking the firs t time
in the history of the local school that
the Maroon and Gold will have clashed with a liberal art s institu t ion in
the grid sport.

SPRING FOOTBALL PRACTICE
FOR THREE WEEKS
Nearly enough fellows for two full
teams have reported for spring football training, mos t of t hem new and
untried men. This period of conditioning, lasting for three weeks, give
the coaches an opportunity to look
over prospects for next year 's team.
Time is being spent in teaching the
fundamentals of the game and running
through some plays. The spring football candidates are : Supchinsky, Mericle, Henry, Laubach , Border, R ichie ,
Klinger, Ziller, H en dler , Muczuga,
Kolonkuski , Harvey, Hill , Beaver,
Cesari, L. Dixon , Kupstas, Klembora,
and Reagan.
Coach Raber Seely, of Berwick, is
- again assisting Head Coach Buchheit
in the training period.

SOPHOMORES IN CHAPEL
The Sophomore Class, in chapel on
Monday morning, once again put over
a good program.
Revolutionary Revels was a burlesque of incidents of the Revolutionary
war.
Cast of Chnrnctoi'B
Goddess of Liberty Murlol Stovoi.-s
(Harry Nelson
Paul Revere
Mrs. Revere
Jano Manhart
'The Battle Announcer.Blaine Saltzer
- Sound effects of the Battle
Earl Gehrlg
General Washington
Hal Border
Washington 's Aide
Ray Schropo
Cornwallls
Ray Schropo
• Cakes of Ico:— Julia Schlogel , Mary
Grosok, Amanda Babb, Esther
Scott.
Fran k Cam era , Class President,

The Fourteenth Annual High
School Basketball Tournament may
go on record as one of the most successful tournaments ever sponsored by
the Let termen 's Club. Pleasant weather brought out record crowds of
rooters to cheer their favorite teams
in their intensely exciting and close
struggles for championship titles. As
a result the gymnasium was filled to
its u t most capaci ty and a constant
din was in the air with the wild cheering of thrilled spectators.
William Reed Manager
Much of the success of this tournament must be attributed to William
Reed , who , as tournament manager,
was instrumental in securing teams
of high calibre and by those dogged
pGriistencG and tirole§g efforts everything clicked smoothly. The Lettermen's Club is t o be congratulat ed for
sponsoring an event of this nature
and bringing into closer relationship
with the college the various high
schools.
In the finals R. Glen defeated Nuremberg in the afternoon for the class
C title in a 32-23 decision after overcoming a big first quarterlead. Nuremberg had defeated Rock Glen twice
in winning the Tri-County League
title. After Klose, Nuremberg's lanky
center , was removed on personals,
Rock Glen steadily pushed ahead in
the scoring to win the class C laurels.
Kulpmont Wins Thriller
On the evening at seven o'clock
Kulpmont and Sunbury battled it out
for third and fourth places in class
A. Throughout the game neither
team trailed behind the other more
than five points. Kulpmont won 3028 when Siket, a Kulpmont forward
who failed t o scor e befo re th e las t
qu ar t er, slipped the ball through the
basket in the last five seconds to play.
The game was fast and spirited and a
real thriller to the crowd.
Immediately following Gilberton defeated Mount Carmel Township 3631 to become the title holder of class
B. Gilberton was threatended constantly until a last period spurt put
them in the championship class. Gilberton was second to Frackville in
the Schuylkill County League while
Mount Carmel Township was more or
less a dark horse in the games.
Freeland Dethrones Frackville
The most thrilling game of the
tournament was played when Frackville vainly attempted to retain its
title from Freelnnd. Two extra pePlcasc turn to last pa ne

GIRLS CONTINUE SPORTS
PROGRAM WITH BASEBALL
CENTER OF INTEREST
Another sign of spring can be seen
around the campus. The girls are
now beginning the season of baseball. The manager for this year is
Irene Smith. Many girls attend sessions overy Monday, Thursday, and
Friday nights from 4:00 to 5:00
o 'clock. Thursday has been sot aside
so that all girls who are interested
In officiating will have an opportunity
to play ball. As yet, definite teams
havo not boon solocted.
The "B" club girls are patiently
waiting for the announcemen ta of the

ALL TOURNEY CAGE TEAMS
SELECTED FOF CLASS A AND B
The t ask of selectin g a firs t and
second all-tourney team was unusually diffic ult this year because of the
exceptionally good players. Those
players, who were selected for the
first team, are the most outstanding
and therefore deserve their positions
in the first team. Those players selected for the second team are close
runners-up. Frackville and Freeland
each placed two men on the first team
while-Dietrick, star Sunbury forward,
received the other place. In the second team Frackville also placed two
while Freeland ,, Gilbert on , and Kulpmont each placed one. The alltourney selections are as follows :
First Team
Charles Boyle, Freeland , Forward
George Dietrick, Sunbury, Forward
John Piconis, Frackville , Cen t er
Nich. Mischissen, Freeland, Guard
Cyril Copeland , Frackville , Guard
Second Team
George Pavilai tus , Frackville , Fwd
Ted Burchill, Frackville, Forward
Grover Krone, Freeland , Cen t er
Michael Sabrinskie, Gilber t on , Gd
Rober t Parker , Kulpmont, Guard

INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
IN FINAL SUMMARY
The second half of the intramural
basketball season has just been concluded. The fourteen teams composing the intramural basketball players
were divided into two groups, the
odds and the evens. Each team played
six games with teams from the same
group. Then the winners of each
group played each other for the
championship. This team was made
up of Slaven, Trou t man , F. Morgan,
and Maczuga. Throughout the second half this team gave a very fine
exhibition of speed , accurate passing
and good shooting.
The individual scoring for the first
twenty-eight fellows was as follows :
Slaven, 89
Borde r, 28
Harmon, 73
Line , 28
Troutman, 63
Havalicka , 27
Camera, 55
Rompolo, 27
R okosc , 55
Bar t ish , 26
Schrope , 53
Welliver , 25
Kupri s, 49
Davidson, 25
Zalo n is, 37
Kupstu s, 24
D. Litwhiler, 35 Cohen, 24
Mericle, 33
Gara , 23
Zawleski, 31
Kotsch, 22
Marcinkavicz, 31 R eagan, 20
Butler, SO
Saltzer, 20
Cornelie, 29
Kessler, 20
This scoring is not confined to the
six games played by each one. Many
of the players substituted for others
who were absent from games.
The standing of the teams was as
follows :
Odds
Team
.Won
Lost
Pet.
1
7
1
.875
3
5
2
.714
5
5
2
.714
7
1
5
.160
0
1
5
.160
11
3
3
.500
13
1
5
.160
Evens
Team
.Won
Lost
.Pet.
2
3
3
.500
4
3
8
.500
0
5
1
.857
8
1
6
.106
10
3
8
.500
12
0
0
1.000
14
0
G
,000
plans for the now cabin they intend
to build. Many suggestion for the
plans havo already been turned in to
the judges.
The girls are glad that the basketball tourney is over, Many of them
worked diligently at making and selling candy and peanuts.

MINING FOR ANNUAL INTEWSS
TRACK MEET BEGINS FOB 36 MEN

LAIM S
Keen Competition With Much In- MILLER SVILLE T. C . C
C
A
G
E TITLE
MYTHI CAL
terest Shown In Annua l Preliminary To Track Season; Recor d Of Eleven Wins and One
Last Year 's Records ThreatenLoss Stands Out Among Teaed In Some Events .
cher Colleges As Best ; First
Claim To Crown Since 1930.
Up to the present time thirty-six

men have declared their intentions
By virtue of a season of eleven
to participate in the Annual Inter
wins
and one defeat in Teachers ColClass Track Meet and have announced
lege
competition Millersville State
bhe events in which they expect to
Teachers
College claims the mythical
enter. They are as follows:
basketball championship for the year.
Seniors
The records of the Millersville inLine—2 lap relay, pole vault, shot stitution show two wins each over
put, 220-yard low hurdles, high hurd- Shippensburg, Bloomsburg, and Kutzles.
t own, with single wins recorded over
Howell—100-yard low hurdles, run- Mansfield and California. West Chestning high jump, 220-yard dash, run- er and Millersville divided a twin
ning broad jump, javelin.
bill.
Reed— 100-yard dash, 220-yard
Cen t er Ou t st anding
dash ,, 440-yard run.
Much of Millersville's success on
Sell—One mile run,, half mile run , the cour
t this season was due to the
440-yard run , two mile run, two lap towering center, Walter Gantz, who
relay.
seemed to have things quite his own
Juniors
way when he wanted them. Bishop
Karshner—Pole vault, running high and Wileman were also more than
jump, discuss.
ju st ordinary basketball players.
Cohen—'Pole vault, 100-yard dash, Their claim to the state champion220-yard dash, high hurdles, running ship this season is the first for Milbroad jump, two lap relay. .
lersville since 1930. Coach Pucillo,
J. Dixon—Discus, shotput, javelin. the head coach of athletics at MilYoung—One mile run, half mile lersville, can alawys be depended to
ran, two mile run.
produce fighting teams.
Lau—One mile run, half mile run , A rumor on the campus that Mil440-yard run, two mile run , Shotput, lersville was to play some post seapole vault, javelin, two lay relay, 100- son games with F. and M. and a few
other colleges turned out to be nothyard broad jump, high jump.
ing
more than mere student talk.
220-yard
Vinisky—100-yard dash,
dash.
W. Litwhiler—Javelin.
Vershinski—Pole vault, shotput, 100
-yard dash, discus, running broad
jump, javelin, two lap relay.
Tenzi—Half mile " run , 440-yard
There is great activity on Mt. Olymrun , 220-yard run.
pus. iB.. S. T. C. athletics have left
Sophomores
winter quarters (the gym) to practSchrope—Pole vault, 100 yard dash, tice in the fresh air and the golden
running high jump, 220-yard dash, sun shin e of Bloomsbu rg's outdoors.
440-yard run.
We are concerned with Dr. Nelson 's
Hess—Shotput, running high jump. proteges, the baseball playei's who
were tendered equipment last week,
Border—Shotput.
Nelson—100-yard dash, 220-yard and last week depor t ed them selv es on
the athletic field.
dash.
Feeling that the men had progressDe Frank—100-yard dash, 220-yard ed enough in the gym ,, and rememberlow h ur dles , 220-yard dash, two lap ing last years cold and muddy pracrelay.
tices, the coach chose two teams and
Champi—One mile run.
had scrimmage last Wednesday afterBlass—Shotput, 100-yard dash, 220 noon.
-yard low hurdles, running high jump, Among those present were last
disc u s, h i gh h ur dles , running broad yea r's battery men, Dry and Rockoz ,
jump, two lap relay.
catchers, who received some of the
Bertoldi—1 mile run , 220-yai'd low hooks and slants of Whitey Moleski
hurdles, half-mile run , 440-yard run, and Woody Litwhiler, two of last
two mile run.
year 's star hurlers. The infield of
L. Dixon—Half mile run.
Washleski, Rompolo. Visotski , and
Freshmen
Karschner, performed , with Captai n
Troutman—Shotput , running broad Beck and Vansickle among the team 's
outfielders.
jump, javelin , two lap relay.
Hill—100 yard dash , 220 yard dash.
The opposing team with an infield
Dushanko—100 yard dash, running of Kafchinski at first base, Slrcovics
broad jump, 440 yard run.
at second , Riley at short , and Finder
Davison—One mile run , half mile at third , with Dan Litwhiler, Tommy
run , 440 yard run , 2 mile run.
Vershinski, Slaven , and Shakofski in
Kase—220 yard low hurdles, high the outfield made as many "early
hurdles, 440 yard run.
season " errors as the "vets ". Other
Plevyak—220 yard low hurdles , men who saw action were Derr, SirPl ease turn to pa g e 4
covics, and Patrick as Catchers; Burger in the infield; and Slaven, pitchTRACK SCHEDULE
er.
Despite the short time on the field
The order of track events for the many clean hits were driven out. Of
spring season is as follows :
course it is too soon to blame the
April 8, 4 and 5—Interclass Track pitchers, as so many errors were comMeet
mitted behind them that many exApril 10—Lock Haven
Home tra men batted. But, Rome wasn't
April 29—E, Stroud sburg
Home built in a day, and fielders don't judge
May 4—Jiigh School Track Meet
their hops accurately in the first week
Homo of play.
May 0—<Shlpponsburg
Homo
All available unifo rms woro distriMay 11—State Teachers College Track buted ) but that didn 't deter those wlthMeet
Away
Plcate turn in last page

BASEBALL PRACTICE BEGINS ON MOUNT

FRATERNITY PLANS
FOR FOUNDERS DAY
SATURDAY, APRIL 13
Continued fro m f irst page

John Gress is in charge of the
place cards, while Charlotte Hochberg has been appointed general
chairman for this affair. A recently
¦named committee in charge of entertainments for the remaining meetings
of the year consists of Lauretta Faust,
Margaret Schubert, and Bernard
Young.
The officers of the society are:
Pres., John McGrew ; V. Pres., Bruno Novak ; Corres , Sec, Elizabeth
Row ; Rec. Sec, Ann Quigley; Treas.,
William Reed; Historian, Charlotte
Hochberg; Advisor, Harvey A. Andruss.

BASEBALL PRACTICE BEGINS
ON MOUNT OLYMPUS
Continued from third page

out them from hitting and fielding,
often better then some of the men
Outstanding in the
who had them.
initial scrimmage were Moleski, the
Litwhiler brothers, Kafshinskj, Visptski, and Washleski, all of last year.
The list of candidates were:
Derr, Dry, Patrick, Rogoss, and Sircovics, catchers; Finder, Burger, Karshner, Kafshinski, Rompolo, Riley,
Sircovics, Washleski, and Visotski, infielders; D. Litwhiler, W. Litwhiler,
Moleski, Shakofski, Slaven, and De
Shanko, pitchers; Beck, Blackburn,
Purcell , Welliver , Vansickle, and Vershinski, outfielders.

ALPHA PSI OMEGA
SPONSORS H. S. PLAYS
Continued from f irst page

sets must be sent two weeks prior to
date of play—April 5, 1935.
9. Plays are divided into classes—
Class A and B, according to size of
enrollment of school. If enough Junior High School enter that division
will be made.
10. Tournament is played in afternoon beginning at 4:00 and in evening at 7:00,
11. Places will be drawn by lot.
The high schools entering are as
follows:
Millville High School
North Scranton Junior High
Coal Township High School
Orangeville High School
Beaumont High School
Sunbury High School (Last year's
winner.)
Haaloton Senior High School
Berwick High School

FAST GAMES III1ST
ROUND OF TOURNEY

GILBERT ON ¦
CONYNGHAM
CJnss B
Tn n fa st game Friday afternoon
Gil bo rt on be at Ar istos and went int o
th e flnnls of the class B. At one time
Gilborton had a 12 to 8 load , but Aristes cain o back to tho short end of a
15-13 score, and stayotl within close
distance of the winners. At one time
Gilberton led by only 83-32, b ut then
started drawing away, and won by a
50-44 seoro.
Gll hcrton
[M organ , f
3 3-4
0
Subranski , f
0 5-8 23
McCaminon , c
4
2-4
10
0 0-0
8
Price , c
3
1 1-4
Am b r 'ge, g
Buchins ky, g
1 1-1
3

THE LANGUAGE of the MAP
Continued f rom second page

may be a hint to prospective settlers.
Down in a southwestern state
someone very considerately put Bison
near Buffalo and up in Maine (this
may sound all wet) there are neighboring towns of Bath, Waterville, and
Rumford.
To end this "map language" lesson, we shall give you some "Food For
Thought." There are over 300 cities
and towns in the United States which
bear the names of foods. Some of
the combinations are: Almond, Fig,
Nutt, and Peanut; Oyster , Clam, .Red
Fish, and Salmon; Duck, Turkey, and
Bacon; Cocoa, 'Coff ee , and Tea; and
some named for berries and fruits.
But, wait Haven't we forgotten
something ? Surely* we should not
forget names which stand out just because of their silly sounds and syllable combinations.
There is Yonkers which sounds like
a goose cry. In this age of slang, Yazoo City and Bunkie ought to be near
Raspberry. Then, there are Biloxi,
Hibbin g, Shosone, and Bemidji. For
the last we suggest that you imagine
a very staid , gruff , dignified old man
with steel gray hair and immaculate
clothes saying in a deep and serious
ton, "I'm from Walla Walla."
Would you laugh,?
—Marie Faust

Father Gast Speaks In Chapel
TRAINING FOR ANNUAL
CAPACITY CROWD ATTEND
ANNUAL CAGE TOURNAMENT
1NTERCLASS TRACK MEET
During chapel exercises last week,
ConM'intfd from third page

riods were needed before Freeland
could make the field goal that was
required to toppl e Frackville from the
class A throne by the decision of 3432. Freeland generally got the jump
but never led Frackville by more than
three points unti l the closing minutes
when a 30-24 lead was built. This,
however, was evened up before the
regulation time had expired. With
the score standing at an even 30 an
additional period was required but at
its close the score was still tied at 32.
A rest period of five minutes was
granted after which a Freeland forward converted a field goal into the
two points necessary to win.
Bands Present
Both teams had their bands with
them to add to the terrific din with
their conflicting tunes. Excitement
ran rampant as spectators watched
Frackville jealously endeavor to guard
its title from the covetous Freelanders. Freeland after years of tournament playing doggedly determined to
get a hand on the A class title and to
avenge themselves on Frackville for
a defeat previously administered. In
one of the most dramatic games ever
played in the college gymnasium they
succeeded their purpose.
Winners Receive Awards
__ 0 0-3
Seder, g
0
At the conclusion of the games
"Bill" Reed presented the various aTotals
10 12-24 50 wards to the different teams. After
Conyngham (Aristes)
a brief comment upon the sportsmanSauger, f
7 6-13 20 ship qualities of those playing and the
Stauffer, f
1 1-2
3 excellent games he presented the big
Wetzel, c
6 4-5 16 silver basketball trophy to the FreeLinety, g
1 0-0
2 land high school coach. Several teams
Bryk , g
0 0-0
0 have won this trophy twice but have
Mech'koz
0 1-3
1 never succeeded in winning it the
Dcheur'erg
1 0-0
2 third time required for permanent
possession. This is Freeland's first
Totals
16 12-23 44 time. Freeland must repeat the vicReferees: Fairchilds, Whitka.
tory next year to again receive the
trophy. Gold medals were given to
NESCOPECK - MT, CARMEL TWP. each of the Freeland players and the
Class B
basketball which the game was played
A game marked by much erra tic to the Freeland captain.
Plaques
playing brought in Mt. Carmel Twp. were given io 'uuuercon ana hock
the winners over Nescopeck into the Glen, B and C class champions, as
final s of the class B. Always ahead symbols of their victories. To the
and never threatened. Locust Gap, players of the Gilberton and Frackwas helped much by Nescopeck's poor ville teams, runner-up of class A, silfloor work and bad shooting.
ver medals were presented. Bronze
Nescopeck
metals were given to each of the Rock
Sutter, f
2 0-2
4 Glenn playei's, champions of class C.
Bull , f
,
3 0-0
G Kulpmont players, third in class A,
Fasick, c
0 1-4
1 and Mount Carmel Township players,
Zelmer, c
1 0-0
2 second in class B, were also given
Heffner , g
5 0-1 10 bronze medals.
Seely, g
0 0-0
0
2
0-0
4
Hess, g
0 0-0
0 Sicket, f
Pautiki , f
1 0-2
2
0 0-2
0
Totals
11 1-9 23 Smetor, f
Unalauf
,
c
0
0-3
0
Mt. Carmel
Ambrose,
g
0
0-0
0
7 1-3 15
Hynosc'ls, f
2
2-5
6
4 2-5
10 Parker, g
Lan gt on , f
Slusir,
g
0
0'
0-1
3 0-1
6
Sebastian, c
Total
s
8
2-17
1
8
0 0-0
0
Culton, c
3 2-2
8
Greco, g
SUNBURY - FRACKVILLE
2 1-2
5
Eskmont, g
After a good first period in which
0
Dicoride, g -.4
0 0-0
0 0-0
0 they led Frackvillo 4-2, Sunbury lo st
McGee , g
tra ck of th eir opp onents a n d the
Totals
19 G-13 44 game , Frackvillo winning by a score
of 50-25, to enter the class A finals.
FREELAND - KULPM ONT
Sunbury
4
0-0
8
Ku lp m ont started out wel l, but went Markley, f
2 1-1
5
to pieces and in the second and third Snyder, f
0
2-3
2
quarters scored only one point as they Smith , c
2
4-5
8
l ost t o Freolan d Frid ay nito b y a Zimm erman , c
0 0-1
0
Rn chau , g
scoro of 51-18.
Deitrich , g
1 0-2
2
Frccland
MilJor
,
g
0
0-0
0
5 0-2 10
J. Boylo, f
0
7-12 25
2 8-0
7 Totals
Putn r, f __,
1 0-0
2
Frnckville
Lesseon , f
7
1-2
15
0 2-3
2 Povolitu s, f
Luckonbill, c
7
3-5
17
0 0-1
0 ¦BurchiU , f
Krone , c
0 0-0
0
7 2-2 14 Schillor , f
NuschJsow , g
0 1-1
1 Bruo , f
0 0-0
8
Belokisch , g
4
0-0
8
0 1-1 13 Pakewas, c
C. Boylo, s
Oopolaml , c
7 0-1 14
1 0-1
2
Totals
21 0-21 51 Kovlsky, g
Pilc
o
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,
g
0
0-0
0
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8 0-4
fl Totals
20
4-10 50
Cawthoru, f

Continued jVoiii third page

hal mile run , 2 lap relay.
Zalonis—220 yard low hurdles, 2
lap relay.
D. Litwhiler—Running broad jump,
javelin , 2 lap relay.
Welliver—220 yard dash 440 yard
run.
Falck—220 yard dash, 440 yard
run.
Falcone—220 yard dash , half mile
run.
Matthews—2 lap relay.
Robert Savage is manager of track.
The events to be held on three days
are:
Wednesday, April 3:
Pole vault, shotput, 100 yard dash,
one mile run, 220 yard low hurdles.
Thursday, April 4:
Running high jump, discus, 220
yard dash, half mile run, high hurdles.
Friday, April 5:
Running broad jump, javelin , 440
yard run , 2 mile run , 2 lap relays.
Each class may enter four men in
the 2 lap, each man runs a half lap.
The events are so divided that all
will receive opportunities to enter as
many as they desire.

Father Gast, rector of the local Episcopal Church , talked to an interested
student group on the subject of character building. By comparing this
important process with the erecting
of a house, he suggested that we
might now be molding our foundation
for a strong and beautiful castle, instead of being satisfied with a loosely thrown-together hovel.
Aside from being intensely interested in his work, Father Gast is a
friend of the college and close follower of our many activities.

100 yard dash, Menapace, 10 3/4
sec.
220 yard dash , Menapace, 25 3/5
Sec.
440 yard run , Parr, 57 4/5 ces.
880 (£> mi) run, Young, 2 min. 20
1/5 sec.
Mile run , Karnes, 5 min.
2 mile run , Karnes, 11 min. 59 2/5
sec.
100 yard low hurdles, Menapace, 13
seconds.
60 yard high hurdles, Blass, 9 3/5
sec.
Broad jump, Vershinski, 19' 8".
High jump, Cohen, 5'.
Pole vault, Cohen, 10'.
Discus, Vershinski, 120' 10".
Javelin, Liwhiler, 151' 6".
The mark s established for last year
Shotput, Blass, 37' 10".
in the different events are :
Relay, Seniors.

I

KAMPUS KULM

].

"Gather 'round, my dear fellow students,
And hear the tale of McCutcheon's impudence."
This boy McCutcheon gets into $he gosh-awfullest "fixes " we ever heard
of. What now ? . . Well it happened quite a while ago, but it's worth telling . . It was this way:
Freddie goes to a convention — one of the kind where you are assigned
to a private home to stay . . Now, handwriting courses must mean nothing
to F., at any rate his signature on the registration was mistaken for
"Frances"!!
To get on, Freddie steps out to a dance the first night there (it was
probably a Sunday School convention) and turns in rather late . . Groping
his way through the darkness, our hero goes through the house and up to
the room. Still without a light, for he wouldn't want to disturb anyone
(not Freddie!) he begins removing his coat, necktie, shirt, and . . etc . . .
Just about this time a piercing shriek shatters the silent darkness, and
frightened Freddie turns to behold a fair damsel sitting up in the bed!! . .
Needless to say, he hit the trail for parts unknown with unbelievable
speed! . . Moral — pay more attention to your handwriting!. Or something
. . . (Guaranteed to be true).
Father Gast is a very good speaker . . It's been a long time since anyone held the interest of this student body as he did . . Let's hear him again!
Final words on the basketball season . . tournament a success . . fast,
interesting games up until the very end . . The last game the most exciting"
of all . . .
You should have seen the people on our campus while you wore gone!
Betcha' there were more'n two thousand .. . Some very good talks were given . . Dr. Rainey and Dr. James Rule both spoke . . .
Myron Beaver is some little cut-up . . He wears football shoulder pads
. . Somebody told him they were worn around the hips, so he of course put
them there . . Have you had your attack of spring fever ? ? . . /More than
likely it's just arriving . . iBet the church permissions have doubled in the
past week or so . . . Walks are frequent . . In the spring a young man's
fancy . . And how ! ! . . .
Th ings seem to run in cycles around here . . for a while after the second semester started wo had lots to do . . dances , basketb all gamos , plays,
and even some classes . . but lately its been only classes , . Of course we
must attend a few of them. Pretty soon we'll be busy again . , Seniors
especially . . .
Looking forward to Eastor already — and wo just came back from a
short vacation, . , ,
You tnko your life in your hunds if you ro up on Mount Olympus around

f our o'clock those day s . . (Foll ows running around tho track about sixty
per . . Baseballs, javelins, discus , fo otballs , and shotput flying through the
air , more follows pole vaulting, broad jumping, playing baseball, football

. . Miss McCamm on and a bunch of girls playing baseball too . . Tho spring

euro b rin gs 'em out in a hurry . . .

There aro some who won't bo out for a while — Vorna Jonos gets themonsles . . Dan looks sorta lost now . . Wouldn 't be surprised if. ho got
them too . , Ken Merrill recovering from an operation in the Berwick Hospital . . .
0-o-oh! . . Pardon tho yawn, it . must . . be . .the , . sprl . .zzzzzzzz,

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