Wrestling Comes to
Fo re As College Spo rt
Phi Sigma Pi
Holds Initiation
Ceremon ies
. On Saturday afternoon , December
5, six men of our College were
initiated into Phi Sigma Pi frater nity. In j oining the fraternity these
men signified their intention of carrying on the ideals and purposes of
this fraternity—fostering knowledge ,
training, and fellowship.
The ceremonies were under the direction of Dr. North and Prof
Reams.
Following the initiation ceremony
the new members, Alfred Vandling,
William Young, Leo Yozviak , Miles
Potter , Edgar Artman and Robert
Parker , were entertained at dinner
by the men of the fraternity.

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Arbuckle to Coach.

Frank Greco

to Manage the Team.

Four

Meets Have Already Been Scheduled For Season.

Uppe rclassmen Win
DOES EDUCATION
From Fres hmen 6-0
HELP CHILD HEALTH
Kappa Delta Pi
AND PROGRESS ?
Receives 18
Kraus and Coursen

Discussions as Presented by Mary
Betterly and Edward

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• On Monday afternoon , November
23, the candidates for the wrestling
team had their first meeting. There
were over 20 men presen t and others
have indica ted their desire of coming
out. A wrestling team of some merit
should result from the efforts of this
group of ' men. The three Varsity
men back are Seymour Stere, Wallace Derr and Anthony Kanjorski.
Arbuckle who helped the men. in
1929 will be with them again this
year.
Prof. E, H, Nelson is responsible
for the re-installation of this sport.
Frank Greco is manager and he will
Librar y Club Disbe assisted b y Ruckle and Partridge.
plays Bulletin Board Four meets have already been scheduled. Two with Stroudsburg and
No doubt you are often attracted two with Mansfield.
and forced by curiosity to stop and
read the library bulletin board. This
Glee Club Cantata
bulletin board displays many pictures
and ar ticles which correla t e with
Girls ' Glee Club Can t ata , to
some particular outstanding current .be The
given
in chapel next Friday morn•vent.
ing,
December
will add t o t he
The Library Club, under the cap- Christmas spirit 18,
which
is already in
BreitDorothy
able direction of Mrs.
svidence
around
the
College.
The
enbacher, has charge of it. Each title of the canta t a is "In Bethle w eek a differe nt m ember of the club hem , " written by Lavita and Kounty.
arra nges the board according to his This is one of the latest cantatas,
or her particular selection. Splendid having come off the press in October .
work , keep it up!
This is the first public appearance
of the Club this fall , and the members of the organization have been
Stenotype Demonworking hard on the cantata so it will
equal the standard set by the operonstration on
etta "Pan " given last spring.
December 17 The cantata consists mostly of
chorus work , with a few obligata
Mr. Berry Home, well-known dem- solos and one part sung by a trio :
onstrator of Stenotype , is to be at the Frances Evans , Anna Fowler an d
Jean Lewis are the soloists, The
College on December 17.
The Junior Chamber of Commerce Glee Club is under the direction of
is qui te fortunate in securing Mr. Miss Patterson and is accompanied
Home to demonstrate the Stenotype by Mrs. Miller.
at one of its regular meetings.
Mr. Berry Home, who is an excepCh r istmas P arty
tional demonstrator of this mnchino,
can take dictation at the rate of 250
or more words a minute. In fact, he
This year, the girls of Waller Hall
can take the dictation on the ma- will again be the hosts at a Christchine as fast as it can be dictated. mas party to be given for tho crippThis might be interesting to any led childre n of Bloomsburg.
student even though ho or sho does
The affair will be held Saturday
not take commercial work . It is sur- afternoon , December 19, in the Colprising and interesting to seo how ef- lege Gymnasium.
ficiently and skillfully this machine
The general Chairman of the comcan be operated.
mittee groups as appointed by the
If you aro interested in soeing this governing board is Catherine H.
demonstration come to Room 8, Smith , assisting her as Vice-chairman
Science Hall , December 17, at 3 :00 is Alice Rowett. Volunteers for the
o'clock P. M.
various committees will soon be put
to work.
A pleasing program is being prepared. There will bo clowns, a playY. W. C. A. Dance
lot, characters from story books and
The officers and committeo who last but not least Santa Claus will be
had charge of tho Y. W. C. A. annual there in person. He will do his part
dance aro to bo congratu lated on tho in making the occasion a success by
manner in which tho affair was hand- distributing the gifts to the kiddies.
Tho gym will bo appropriately deled.
Tho gym was beautifully decorated corated and refreshments will be servwith blue and white stroamors which ed towards tho closo of tho aftorradiated from tho central domo. Tho noon. Tho entiro party is. boing fiwindows wore clovorly intoi'Incod nanced by tho dormitory girls, Last
with alternate ribbons of bluo and yea r 's party was a hugo succoss and
whito crepe papor , and black turkoys from tho plans that aro being mado
woro used profusely, carrying out tho this year 's party bids fair to Hurpass
that of last year.
idoa of tho "Tuvkoy Danco. "
That tho affair was succossful was
Washington and Loo university
oasily soon by tho largo crowd which
sonior law students have ro-oBtablish attondod.
Music was furnished by tho G, Y, ed thoir custom of carrying mahogany canos to classos.
orchestra.

Shedd ,

Students in Bloomsburg State
Teachers College.

SUBJECTS ARE INTERESTING
Mary Betterly
I will open my contribution to this
program by reading the nine ways in
which the schools aid in promoting
health :

1.

2.

3.
4.
5.
6.

7.
8.
9.

By cooper ating with parents in
an effort to have every beginner
enter school free from remediable defects.
By providing for every child
beau t iful
clean , comfortable,
buildings, and playfields , includ ing good light, abundan t ven tila tion , sui table seats, and clean
washrooms.
By a wholesome and happy school
atmosphere and routine.
By a wholesome recreation both
in and ou t of doors , looking toward a wise use of leisure.
By training in health habits in
school and coopera tion with parents to secure right habits out
of school hours.
By studying the facts of personal
hygiene and public sanitation
which everyone needs to know relative to disease control , garbage,
sewage, pure air, street cleaning,
water supply and pure food.
By developing an appreciation of
health as a foundation of happiness and a vital common purpose of the race.
By regular health examinations
and the correction of defects.
By making special provisions for
undernourished or handicapped
eViii rlr pn.

A principal task of the modern
school is to lay the foundation for
physical resistance to the increasing
health and safety hazards of an industrial age.
The schools teach hygienic habits
of living. They instruct youth in the
dangers of narcotics, alcohol and oth or poisons. More healthful clothes
more comfortable and better ventila t ed ho m es, cleaner streets and better planned cities are the results of
education in sanitation.
The schools provido corrective exercises for physical defocts. Many
schools are equipped with medical
and dental clinics to minister to
needs as soon as they are discovered.
Trained nurses detect disease before
it reaches an advanced stage. Special typo buildings are provided for
cripplod childron ; special care is given to the blind ; opon-air classes avo
organized for tho anomic and tubercular ; programs of mental hygiene
promote the development of sound
minds; undernourished children avo
aided in maintaining a balanced diot;
school lunchrooms furnish wholesome
foods; home economics classes tnnch
tho proper pvopavation of food for
tho home and the care of tho sick;
courses in civics emphasize community sanitation and health,
Modern school buildings provido
honlthful housing; they safeguard
against accident ; they protect childContinued On PttRo Four

Freshman

Star.

The

Band Makes

Their

First Appearance.

Customs Are

Still in Force .
Amid the tooting of horns from a
few ardent Frosh ban d members and
before a good sized crowd of students
mostly Frosh who were personally interested in result , t he annual football
classic between Frosh and Upperclassmen was staged on Saturday,
November 21. The final score was
6-0. Customs are still on.
Until the last j sriod there was not
much of an exhibition of scien tific
play by either team and if it hadn 't
been for the Frosh Band the crowd
would have become very restless.
Bo t h t eams resorted to t he air bu t
not until the last quarter did passes
work effectively. Af ter an exchange
of punts by Krauss, Upperclass pivot
man , and Shakofski, Frosh booter , in
the last quarter , the upperclass had
the ball on Forsh 's 40-yard line. A
pass by Krauss, good for 20 yards
and two line bucks by Coursen put
the ball on the 12-yard line . On the
next play Krauss threw a long pass
t o Washeleski in t he lef t corner of
the field for the lone touchdown of
the day. This broke the spirit of all
Frosh on the side lines , bu t the Frosh
team began to "click" with their
passes. After four plays, three of
them passes, the ball was on the Upperclass 9-yard line with only 40 seconds to trn.
A pass failed and Valen te was stopped in his tracks as the game ended.
The kicking and passing by Milt
Krauss and strong defensive power of
Griffiths were two of the most brillian t factors in the Upperclass victory.
First Half.
Upperclassmen won the toss and
alec ted to defend the south goal.
W asheleski kicked off t o t he Frosh
30-yard line where Shakofski took the
ball. On the first play he sliced off
lef t tackle for a gain of 2 yards. Several attempts to go through the line
failed , an d t he Fr osh decided t o kick ,
but were stopped and thrown for a
loss. The second attempt to kick was
successful and Krauss returned the
ball to the midefild. A few line plunges were unsuccessful but an off-sides
by the Frosh and a brilliant run by
Coursen gave the Upperclass first
ilown. Griffiths tore threw the Frosh
li ne for a gain of 7 yards. On the
Continued On Page Four

House Warmin g
For several weeks it has been rumored that the day girls, in conjunction with the day men students, are
planning to hold a house warming in
thoir newly furnished quarters. At
last the rumor has materialized!
The Day Girls' Room will bo open
for the reception of guests, Friday
ovonlng, December 11, Invitations
aro boing extended to all parents of
tho students and every effort is being
put forth to provido an interesting
ovoning 's entertainment. Tho following people aro in charge of tho
project: Francos Evans, Director of
Program Committee j Ethel Kellov ,
Chairman of Rofreshmont Committoo i Mary Schuylor , Chairman of
Decoration Committoo ; and Sarah
Lontz , Chairmnn of Reception Committee.

New Members

Eighteen candidates were ini tiated
on Friday evening, November 20 , by
the Gamma Beta Chapter of the Kappa Delta Pi Fraternity at ceremonies
held by the Chapter of the Bloomsburg State Teachers College in the
social rooms of Science Hall.
The fra ternity was incorporated at
the University of Illinois in 1911 and
now there are about 16 000 members.
The chapter of this college was installed in February, 1930 , by Dr. A.
L. Hall Quest.
The following students were initiat3d: Gilber t Gould , Edmond Smi t h ,
William James, Charles Hensley,
Charlotte Osbome, Ruth Appleman ,
Laura Kelley, Pauline Reng, Iva Jen kins, Thalia Barba , Melba Beck , Mildred Busch , Mary Schuyler, Frances
Evans, Ida Arcus, Lois Lawson , Mary
McCawley and Carl Riggs.
The pledge were ini tiated by the
following Kodelphian s: Grace Callen der , Miss Nell Maupin , James Johns.
Anna Erwin , Margaret Swartz, Lorna
Gillow , Frank Perch , Miss Ethel A.
Ransom , Lois DeMott , Ezra Harris ,
Gerald Hartman , Frank Dushanko , H.
H. Russell, Alice Pennington , Korleen
Hoffman , Ber t ha Rich , Myra Sharpless, Ira Robbins , Elizabeth Bowman ,
Mrs. Etta H. Keller , Miss Edna Hoz er , John J. Fisher, S. L. Wilson and
Dr. D. J. Waller, Jr.

Cross Country Team
in Berwick Marathon
Thanksgiving Day proved to be a
busy day for Captain Parr , James
Karns , and George Rinker , members
of our famous cross country team.
These three men competed with the
best of runners of t he East in the
Annual Berwick marathon .
Louis Gregory of Rochester , N. Y.,
fi nished four seconds later than the
record to win first prize. His time
was 48:1. Cap tain Parr retained his
position as local champion by finishing seventeen in 54:21. James Karns
finished ni neteen in 58:35, and Geo.
Rinker twenty-second in 00 :20.
Joseph Mu ndy, of Philadelphia , was
the first to finish from tho Keystone
State ; Parr was ninth , Karns eleventh , and Rinker fouteenth.
Tho course is a little over nine
miles,

Concert Huge Success
rno concert was a huge success.
Ask anyone who heard it.
The high lights of the concert were
Mr. Karl Getz 's v iol in solo , and tho
numbers offered by tho trio—The
Campus Crooners—compose d of the
following: Messrs. Wurman , Parkev
and Lettorman. All the numbers
wore well recoivod b y tho audience
and given much applause.
107 Schools and National Institutions sont Representatives to tho
Colorful Inaugural of Bucknoll Universities ' now president. Harvard
.ho oklost University , was represented among the inaugural guosts. Tho
most distant roprosontod was tho
Univorsity of Rodlands , California ,
tho nearest, was Susquohnnnn , Selinsgrovo , Pn,

Maroon and Gold

What The Freshman
Worr y About
1.

How can they got home in time
to get their grades before their
parents do.
How they can manage to have a
da te without an upperclassm en
appearing on the scene.
What they shall wear to the first
dance.
How they can bluff their teacher.
How to become a senior.
AVhat the school would do without them—they 're afraid it could
not exist.
How to acquire that innocent , "I
didn 't do it" expression for use
when the teacher enters the class room unexpectedly.
'
—An Upperclassman who knows

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If you want to get a good start, in
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
life, offer to * work for a month on
t
By Warick Deeping
the following agreemen t ; o n e cen
for the first day with double wages
3.
This beautifully written story by
each following day. It only amounts
the author of "Sorrell and Son ," "Ex,537 ,418.£3.
to
H0
4.
ile " and "Old Pybus" tells of the
5.
strange Nicholas Bonthorn , bachelor
Member Pennsylvania School Press 6.
A young man was presen ted with and wounded ex-soldiei\ who worblame;
Association and the Columbia
a billion cranberries and t old t o shipped beauty in all things, and
And no one shall work for money, throw
Scholastic Press Association
one every minute. He looked only to see that which was
and no one shall work for fame ; gave upaway
brings beau tiful. One of the persons in
in
two
7.
But each for the j oy of the work- us t o t he poin t hours—which
have whom he saw the beauty was Rachel
t
hat
i
t
would
ing, and each , in his separate
Published during the school year of 1331
get Busk , who regarded life as merely a
hundred
years
to
taken
nineteen
star ,
and 1932 by the students of the Blooms providing time for jaz z and speed—a true prothe
pile,
to
the
bottom
of
Shall draw the Thing as he sees It of course tha t the cranberries were
burg : State Toachcrs College.
for the God of Things as They marbles and built to st and the wear duct of our modern age which looks
on procrea tion as recreation and the
Are !
ages.
and
tear
of
the
church as a "da te " exchange.
We
'll never reach that stage of
DECEMBER 11 , 1931
To Our Ed itor
Fate stepped into the picture and
things this side of The Great DiRachel
was so crippled that she could
,
vide
but
we
can
work toward it.
Some asked us if there were any
"What have you done, " St . Peter askEXECUTIVE BOARD
no longer pursue her will-o-the-wisp
,
minute-men
in
the
World
War.
We
ed
J. Goo. Brucckman . Jr. .. Editor-in-Chief
life , but she fou nd there was more
Business Manager "That I should admit you here? "
Willia m L. James
Did you know that President Lin- can only refer them to the Sixty- substantial stuff within her soul than
Managing Editor
Olher II. Krup f
regiment.
"I ran a paper, " the editor said ,
second
coln 's letter of consolation to Mrs.
she thought possible. The story of
EDITOKIA.I. STAFF
"Of my college , for one long year. " Bixby upon the death of her five
her life and tha t of Nicholas Bon Sports St. Peter pityingly shook his head
Howard Krictzer
sons in the Union Army hangs on
Literary
Watch your grammatical errors in t horn is t old with a reve r ence and
&iul Gutter
Social And gravely touched a bell ,
Iva Jenkins
the walls of Brasenose College, Ox- mathematics. Remember the differ- beau ty rarely equalled even in Mr.
Girls' Sports "Come in . poor thing, and select your ford University , England ,
Marion Hinltcl
as a model ence between ten square inches and Deeping 's previous novels.
Exchange
Irene Nauss
harp.
Interviews
of purest English , rarely, if ever , ten inches square is ninety square
Surah Lentz
This novel is not only a challenge
Features You 've had your share of hell. "
Thalia Barba
surpassed?
to
the critics of the younger generainches.
—"The Pelican "
tion; it is a challenge to the younger
MANAGERIAL STAFF
State
Teachers
College
Make-Up
Charles F. Hensley
at Monclair.
Did you know that bacteria have
There must be something wrong generation itself .
Office Manager
Frank J. Greco
national names? They are called Mi- I with our clocks. We've noticed that
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COFY-WBIT ERS
crobes in Ireland , Parasites in France the minu te hand passes the hour
Thelma
Knauss
Hetty Row
and Germs in Germany.
hand only eleven times in a twelve
X Cuses
THE FLESH IS WEAK
hour stretch.
REPORTERS
Anna L. Chevitski
X is t he R oman notation for t en;
Slary E. Betteiiy
Dorothy Parker doesn 't have a corJoseph Gribbon
By John Held, Jr.
Vivia n Yeany
X
is the mark of illiterate men;
The pack-a-day smoker burns up
Sheldon Kingsbury
Mild red M. Quick.
ner on flippant philosophy. Here
Mr.
Held
has t urned from his firsi
Fay
Meixell
X is the ruler removed from his are some of the bespectacded Kip- $54.75 a year, providing he can 't
Clm rlutte Osborne
Margaret Sandbrook
Helen Merrill
love
the
comic
page and now bids fair
throne;
or
bum
a
cigar.
borrow
a
pipe
ling 's meditations as given in "CerRonald Keeler
to usurp the lace of the bold , bad
X is the quantity wholly unknown ; tain Maxims of Hafiz " :
"dialogist" (Webster, take note) Mr.
X may mean Xenum , a furious gas;
Blister we not for bursati? So when j Even the middle of the Atlantic Ernest
TYPISTS
Hemingway.
Maude Mae Edwards X is a ray of a similar class;
the hear t is vexed.
Nora Bayliff
Ocean is no more than six miles from
In
this
littl e book Author Held preLawrence Piatt
Harriet Spotts
X m as is Christmas, a season of bliss;
The pain of one maiden 's refusal land . And while we 're on the subJohn Gross
a clever series of sociological
X in a letter is good for a kiss ;
is drowned in the pain of the j ect: If all the people in the United sents
sketches. The 'flapper " era is exX is for Xerses , the monarch renex t.
States who say "I'll take vanilla "
FACULTY CO MMITTEE
If she grow suddenly gracious— were st re t ched end t o end in t he ploited to the utmost, and much fu nowned ;
tile satire is expended on a type of
S. L. Wilson
U B. Clark
reflect.
X marks the place where the body
Miss P. L. Mason
bottom of t his ocean , it would be a adolescent hood which is rapidly vanMiss K. E. Shaw
Is it all for t hee?
was found.
good thing.
ishing.
The black-bu ck is stalked through
—Anonymous.
We refrain from quo tation , for
the bullock ,
Teache r s' Salaries
fear of shocking some lily-minded
Common Sense
And Man through jealousy .
readers but for those who like a bit
"Ode To A Tyqewritqr "
"Dos t thou love life ? Then do not of a dash in their reading we recomHave you heard the college yell squander time, for time is the stuff mend "noc turne " aid.
The minimum wage of the school
The adolescent prep school boy and
teacher is not the same as the mini- Why do we press thq keys we wqnt of the University of Edinboro? No? life is made of."—Benjamin FrankA
nd
nqver
hit
thq
keys
we
press?
the
college youth have their place in
goes:
here
it
Well
,
"
Ge
t
t
hat
quarter
salaried
of
most
other
lin.
mum wage
the book also.
back!"
classes. A teacher 's salary should Why is it thqt we figh t fqr more
The book is profusely illustrated
If a ques t ion fails to st rike fire , it
cover tho cost of living at a reason - Qnd always end thq tight with less?
with the typically aenemic, hipless
does
no
t
necessarily
mean
that
the
able standard plus the marginal sal %>
That reminds us of the fellow who
ary necessary for him to maintain Why do we aim fqr "P' s" and "B's? was a good full-back , but a way back pupil's brains are soggy—i t may be John Held girl. All in all, Mr. Held
Qnd
counter
only
and
"B's"
"A's"
has done an excellent job. We are
that you are using wet matches.
and improve his efficienc y , plus a Why must wq walk along the road in his studies.
glad he has deserted the drawing
so
that
he
saving
for
fair amount
whqre
When
we
would
wonder
we
board
the pen .
can look forward to a moderate fi"A first-rate teacher may have some • The for
please ?
Flesh is Weak is an admirable
nancial independence in old age.
H ere 's a good one that was brought third-rate pupils; but no third-rate
t o our att ention: A yell leader is teacher can long have first-rate pu- book and will be read from cover to
No teacher should accept a posi tion
Whq can 't we typq a word like tqis one who would lay" down
cover when once it is started.
the salary of which does not ade- Withou
your life pils. "—Welshimer.
t
a
hundred
foql
mistakes?
quately cover these items.
for his team. "
Why (loos an hour nqver pass
In 11)28 all gainfully occupied per- Without
here is one we shall dedicate
"Education must be made so fasits share of rottqn breaks? to And
Why doesn 't Garman attend the
ourselves:
sons in the United States received an
cinating
that compulsory school laws
average income of $11)2.00 , federal Whq is is thqt this lifq is pist
The student gets the paper ,
and t ruan t officers w ill co m e t o be dances this semester? He was quite
govern ment employees , $2 ,075.00 , all
The school gets the fame,
regarded as anomalies. "—Judge Lind- the Beau Brummel last summer.
fu tile quest for haqpiness?
The
printer
gets
the
money,
teachers , principals , and supervisors A
sey.
do wo press the keys we wqnt
The staff gets the blame.
only $l ,:i(54.OO. These are average Why
A
nd
never
hit
thQ
keys
we
press?
figures taken from a report in "The
Your pupils will lose confidence in
"The Stylus "
Journal of the National Education
the well if every visit to the pump
,
Normal
School
And
with
that
one
off
our
chest,
Associa tion. " Figure it out for yourBrockport , N. Y. littlo boys and girls, we bid you all exhausts the water.
self, and you will have a fairly corgood-night.
rect answer as to why so many of our
"Every teacher can succeed if he
profession
for
host teachers leave the
is willing to pay the price—prepara- Friday,
more you study,
"Tho
December 11:
more lucrative pursuits.
tion. "—Welshimer.
Tho more you know ,
Nature
Study Club in Chapel.
In good times teachers' .salaries lagThe more you know ,
Effort Counts
ged far behind the average salary
"A man who does not know how to
Tho more you forget ,
of the country, and it took tho teachlearn from his mistakes turns the Saturday, Deceber 12:
The
more
you
forget
,
What
we
obtain
too
cheaply,
wo
Basketball; Lock Haven (Hero) .
ing profession 's co-ope rative effort
The less you know .
esteem too lightly.
'Tis dearnoss best schoolmaster out of his life. "—
many years to attain even the preBoochor.
So Why Study?"
only thnt gives everything its valuo.
Monday, December 14:
sen t ' level. No w that a so-called de"The Videtto "
—Thomas Paino on
Goography Club in Chapel,
p ression is upon us, tho first cry of
"Wouldst thou know how to toach
Illinois State Normul ,
American Independence
poli tical cure-alls is to cut teachers'
the child? Observo him , and he will Friday,
December 18s
salaries. Teachers us Individuals
ahow you what to do. "—Froebol.
Girls
Chorus in Chapel,
and j ih a group should intelligently
"A tablet
Do
All
You
Can
Evoning:
Entert ainment Course ,
restubbornly
persistently
and
but
"Consider well your teaching
A pen ,
Mnrionettos.
sist all efforts to lower their standard
you
taught
What's
can't recall ;
A book or two,
Do all the good you can ,
of living 1.
No uso to pull tho trigger,
Nowhere to go
,
By
nil
the
moans
you
enn
Saturday, December 19:
To dute the teacher has been too
Then try to stop tho ball. "
And nothing to do
Senior Informal Dance.
I'uudy to accept his fate at tho hands In nil the ways you enn , ,
—E. W. Thornton.
That's a college student."
of partisan politics—believin g it un- In all tho plnccs you enn
—"The Stroud Courier."
Monday, December 21:
uthicnl to insist on what ho knows At nil the timos you can ,,
East Stroudsburg S. T. C.
Talk is Cheap
To
all
tho
people
you
can
Chnpol: Training School: Christto bo his right. Yet he will read of
1
mas Carols.
his political porsocutors in nil sortR As long as over you cun,
—John Wosloy
When a follow known his business
of grafting and crookod Hcundaln.
For u plan in History's Hall of he doosn 't have to oxplain to people Wednetdny, December 23:
Perhaps such un opponent is not
Fame
wo nominate Mohan 's room- that ho (Iogh, It isn 't what a man
Christmas Recess Begins After
worthy of a tonchors' stool , but it boLust Class,
Judgo (giving sentence )— "Ton mato who thought tho picture of knows, but what he thinks ho knows,
hooves us to bo Iosh Quixotic and
Rockno which was pasted in North that ho brass about. Big talk moans
dolhirs or thirty ihvys. "
moro practical ,
Monday, January 4:
Trump— "I'll take tho money, your Hall was a roguos ' gallery photo of a littlo knowledge
Lot there be no cuts in touchoi'H '
Goorgo Horace Lorlmer.
Rocosh Ends 12 M.
rackotoor ,
honor , "
salaries !
2.

¦

You all probably know this one,
but it appeals to us so strongly because we do believe in facing facts,
for fac ts must be faced before remedies can be prom ulgated :
And only the Master shall praise
us, and only the Master shall

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CALENDAR

j SONNETS s.ING. SARCASM

193 1 FOOTBAL L TEAM

I

J.C. K.

Don 't

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forget that we had a championship basketball team last year.
* * * «
We are soon to get some tumbles
from the wrestlers.

lieve we hav e four readers send in

DAILY MIRROR

SPOT LIGHT

Because we were unable to secure
any inforation abou t the basketball
team and the players, we were unable to give you the information you
are entitled to.
* * * *
We were glad to see that the Freshmen didn 't appear so green in the
game.

As we announced in the last issue
we stand ready to champion any pet
foibles, idioncyncracies or idiocies
which you might present. -So far we
haven 't received the barest inkling
of an idea from the student body,
which proves something or other to
us, figure it out. We also wish to
thank our four readers. (It is only
for their sake we are tui'ning in a
column this week). If you don 't beyour name with $9.85 in one cent
stamps and we will send you their
names. (Won 't we Jakey?)
The critics of the drama are largely a hackneyed crew. Their opinions are largely tempered by the
amount of advertising given them by
the show. Picture to yourself the
following scene. Shakespeare hasi
just written "The Merchan t of Venice." It has jus t appeared on Broadway. This is what Will reads next
morning, while eating his roughage.

I

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We need a good Junior Varsity to
make a championship team.
* * * *

First Row , left to right:—Cullen , Hall , Cox , Potter , Lewis, Manager , Thomas
Byers, Beck , Kelly. Second row:—Ass't. Coach Shedd , Evangelistu , Ass 't. Manager
Yozviak , Rudowski , Jaffin , Turse , Wozney, Capt. Warman , Kanjorski , Kitch , Kreitzer ,
Perch , Griffiths, Ass't. Manager, Coach Booth. Third row :—Thompson , Line , Morgan ,
Sopchak , Young, Jones , Williams, Long, Reid , Kafchinski. Fourth Row:—Drennen ,
Davis, Novak , Minnick , Harrison , Dorowski , Malone , Ruckle , Kitchen , Greco, Stauch.

(As it would be reviewed by Walt
Marionettes
Winchell)
Examinations.
Mrs. Shakespeare's little boy Will ,
certainly is going to the bow-wows.
On Friday, December 18, we hav e
Examina t ions were a sort of fad
Last night his epic of the pawn j ust prior to vacation period. Stuwith us Sue Hasting 's Marionettes
shops opened at the Globe and bar- dents were rudely awakened from
as the Christmas number of our enring the 400 invited guests, his 200 their first twelve weeks of dances,
tertainment course. Her company is
fiousins and 50 reporters there was football games, entertainment course,
that if it hadn 't been composed of four people and has
no one else in the theatre.
and other college functions to learn , forWethenoticed
town people the Glee Club performed at many public and priBunbage, playing Shylock, was the to their embarrassment, tha t the 12th
not
have had much of an audi-i
would
¦weeks marks were due November 23.
only bright spot.
vate performances throughout New
If we might make a suggestion, we I Teachers gave short-notice examina- ence.
York
State. This is her first real
o o o o
.
think that Shakespeare 's heroine i tions on Thursday, Friday, and Sattour outside of that State.
Fred
Fowler
and
his
enthusiasti
c
Porti a , for the beautiful blonde she urday. Then cramming began , "Bull
Just what are Marionettes? The
basketeers, Snyder , Harris , Karns and
is, was too plentifully clothed.
Sessions " prevailed; notes were comwriter has delved into various magaGreco
are
creating
quite
a
rumpus
Mr. Shakespeare, might also cut pared , and dust-covered reference
zines, articles and sources of infor out the casket scene and put in a books were taken from the shelf for during the noon hours.
mation and has found the following
o
o
o
o
theme song and tap dance number the second time this year.
One of the speed boys from Wilkes- about them.
¦which would easily suffice and please
This sudden awakening should be Barre
A Marione tte is a little Mary.
tossed a basketball through
the customers more.
a reminder tha t, in six more weeks
The term comes from the Middle
a
window
the
other
clay.
He
says
he
we
have
run
down
And by the way,
we shall be taking more examinations. can explain everything.
when the church used puppet
Ages
t he rumor tha t has persist ed on These will be our finals and our sucplays to teach the people who could
o o o o
Broadway all season. Shakespeare cess or failure for the semest er rest s
McKecnie tells the boys how he not read. Since plays and actors
is no t really Francis Bacon , bu t in- upon them. As we write, we are rewere banned by the church as bewould
have customs.
stead we have discovered that Shake- minded of a motto that hangs in the
ing sinful, the marionett es arose ou t
o
o
o
o
speare is the pen name by which Al office of Mr. N. R. Black of the NaHinckley and Shepela made a public of a necessity and played an importCapone writes!
tional Cash Register Co., in Hams- declaration
about the origin and re- ant part in the lives of the European
burg, which reads: "Success is not sults of customs.
people, especially the Italians. Italy
MAROON AND GOLD
the desire for it; it is the result of
was the birthplace of the marionettes.
o
o
o
o
hard work." If each one of us were
(As reviewed by J. G. B. «h\ )
Practically every town in Italy has
Roy
Evans,
the
Benton
Caridee,
If any play deserves to fail we t o heed this maxim , t here would no t has joined us again af tei' a week's a puppet theatre. Besides this there
any failures. There would be absence.
are many other theatres and touring
heartily recommend for failure Will be
companies all over Europe.
Shakespeare 's "Merchant of Venice." more happy students and fewer disapu u o o
During recent years the United
This young, u ncou th ups t ar t f ro m poin ted parents.
The man in the green charis is lord
States has taken a growing interest
the hinterlands of Stratford-on-Avon
of all he surveys.
in puppet shows. The marionette is
has see n fi t t o dic tat e t o his be tt er s
oooo
in the spoken di'ama.
What we would like to know is capable of performing deeper tragPunitive
Customs
edy and more nonesense than any huThe play itself is a coarse reprewhich side is Arey on.
man actor. Human beings are limitsentation of human emotions in the
o
o
o
o
We undeim stand substitutions for
raw. We do not like our plays raw.
The bag-eaters association has been ed in their actions by the laws of the
Mr. Burbage in his red wig wns paddling are unde r discussion; that started again for the first time since |I anatomy but a puppet can have an
impossibly long nose, an oversized
terrible as Shylock. Portia was such gentle attentions as covering 1!)29.
terrible. Bassanio was acted miser- the recalci tran t frosh with m olasses
head , unnatural coloring, exaggerato o o o
ably by a ham and egger. Lorenzo and sawdust or taking him for a
The boys in the Locker Room owe ed st eps , all of which help to portray
was wretched and Jessica was like- long ride and "dumping " him in the thei r s u ccess in bas k etball t o the more effectively the character of the
wise terrible. The scenes were terri- mountains were talked over.
practice they acquire throwing their puppet,
The marionettes are usually woodble, as was the lighting system. The Before such substitutions are adopt- empty bags into the waste-basket in
audience we believe was horribly ed , w e w ould like t o call t o th o the corner.
en , bei ng about eighteen inches high ,
and are manipulated by strings. On
r u de , as well as the orchestra , which Student Council' s attention that if u
oooo
was terrible.
f r esh m an declines t o accep t s u c h
The topic of conversation in the the average , each marionette is conThe play unfortunately will play a treatment , the forceful administra- day room varies from War in Man - trolled by about 15 strings, howe v er,
long time but we still think it is a tion of such substitution would lay churia to Moonlight in the Rockies. so metimes it becomes necessary to
terrible play.
tho punitive committee open to tho What' s t he diffe r enc e, it all takes the have more than 30 strings to one
same charges as caused by paddling . samo amount of wind on the debaters marionette. These strings are tied
to n cross bar and played on , the
In other words, let the punishment parts.
movements are similar to those of
ooo o
paddlin
g
bo
to
be
substituted
for
of
Happiness
Woody Hummel is acclaimed the playing a harp. One performer can
such nature that it can be enforced
without "man-handling." Otherwise, miniaturo savior of tho Customs Com- ordinarily handle two puppets at a
time, Sometimes it becomes neces.
True happiness consists not in tho we fear you 'll be up against tho mittee.
sary to break a string in tho stress
multitude of friends, but in tho worth same typo of criticism which has been
of a moment , as the quickest way out,
and choice.—Johnson.
directed against paddling.
Y.
M.
C.
A.
Notes
whon some strings become tangled
Borrow trouble for yourself , if
Tho illusion of a marionette show is
that's your nature , but don 't lend It
Last Friday afternoon Kenneth perfect for the thin strings can not
Wanted : A Barber
to your noighbors.—Kipling .
Roborts , Howard Fauth, John Butler , bo seen against u dark background.
However, cleverness in manipulaand John Utts journeyed with ProExaminations are formidable to tho
tion
doos not qualify one as a manifessor
Shortess
to
Elizabethtown
,
Pa.
"Ell'orts
for
several
years
to
find
fool
proparod
for
tho
groatest
,
best
may ask more that tho wisest can u young man who dosiros a collogo where thoy acted as dolegatos for tho pulator , Dramatic ability is necesoducation , who must pay his own local organization at the Eastern Dis. sary bocnuso tho marionette is prianswer.—Colton.
way, and who is a good barbor havo trict Convention of tho Y. M. C. A. marily an intorprotor. It must havo
a definite personality and individuali not boon attended with succoss. Tho hold at EUzabetht own College.
Tho thomo of tho convention was, ty.
opportunity is right horo now and
Priceless
It has boon a common idoa that
tho wonder is that somo industrious "Making Christ a Vital Experience. "
Discussion groups, prominont spoak- puppot plays aro for childron only.
man is not on tho job .
Thoro must bo such a student somo- ors, and a banquot on Saturday But this is wrong. Marionotto shows
It Ih good to have monoy and thi>
things monoy can buy, but its good , whoro in the Unitod Statos. Lot us night featured tho convention. Dr. aro popular with audioncos of all
ton , to chock up and mako Hiiro you hear from you , Don't writo , wiro. " Emmens, a mlnistor from Scranton ages and aro capablo of playing on
"Tho Farthest North Collogian " was ono of tho spoakors. Tho con- tho omotions of every member in the
havon 't lost tho things money can 't
Collogo, Alaska. vention adjournod on Sunday noon. audience.
buy.—Lorimor.

DAY BOYS' WHISPERS

We are of the opkiion that next
year 's Varsity football team has been
taught a lesson in spirit.
* * * *

We are anxious to see if the boys
can still hit the basket. We . have
two Varsity men left with this year 's
team.
* * * *
We are afraid we shall miss Golder

this year. It will take a good man
to fill his place.
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We hope Wambaugh has as suc cessful a season this year as he had
last year,

Girls' Basketball
Being Organized
With the cold weather comes the
added zest of basketball. Girls '
basketball at B. S. T. C. offers healthy
enj oyable recreation for the girls as
well as an opportuni ty to win athletic awards.
The first call for practice for the
Frosh was on Tuesday. The begin ners reported at 3:30 and the experienced players at 4:30 in the gym.
The upper -classmen had an opportunity for initial practice on Monday at 3 :00 P. M.
The real competion of the intermural tournamen t will not begin until af ter the Christmas recess.

Amend Constitution
At the regular meeting of the Junior Chamber of Commerce it was
voted by the club to amend two sections of the Constitution.
The changes made concerned in
the number of meetings and the dues.
The meetings are now to be held
twice a month and the dues, which
were formei-ly one dollar a semester,
have been changed to one dollar a
year.
Tho extra-curricular credit has
also been placed on the yearly basis.
That is, if one desires to get credit
for extra-curricular activity one must
be enrolled in the organization for
the entire year.
This change enables members to
retain their enrollment in the Junior
Chamber of Commerce as well as in,
some other activity.

What They Want
Jack Bock—Fifty thousand more
women to sigh over him.
Jack Lewis—Fifty thousand more
womon to cry over him.
"Joo" Gribbon—Fifty thousan d
more words per minute.
Basketball Team—Fifty thousand
more times to win it.
Groco 's Buick—Fifty thousand
more miles to travel.
Tom Beagle—Fifty thousand more
plots to unravol.
"Dick" Kolloy—Fifty thousand
move beauties to glorify.
Mavoon and Gold—Fifty thousand
more renders to horrify.
Football Team—Fifty thousand
more Hko Woznoy and Byors.
Wo girls—One honest man in fifty
thousand liars.
—Borr owod.

¦ " WHAT OTHER COLLEGES *
ARE DOING

DOES EDUCATI ON
HELP CHILD HEALTH ?

My First "Formal"
I could n't understand why, I on ly

knew that I was really and truly inContinued From Page One
vited to attend one of the biggest forren from fire; they afford abundant mal dances on the social calendar of
light and air; they are kept clean and the University. I had been to forAll lettermen of Illinois State Nor- sani tary ; they have gymnasiums and mals and formats, bu t never t o a
mal College are requested to wear playfields for systematic play and ex - grea t, big, strictly-formal , formal a t
their letter sweaters on Tuesday 's of sreiso. Schools keep children well in the "U." I was overjoyed and felt
each week. Tuesday was establish Ihe present and lay the basis for so grown-up because a college man
healthy minds and bodies throughout had condescended to invite me to a
ed as the "N" day on the campus.
life.
dance.
The American child is kept in
Studen ts at Mansfi eld were given a
For a week , I walked on air. The
lesson in social dancing by a repre - 3;hool until he is mature enough to whole family was enlisted in the
sen tative of the Arthur Murray danc- take his place in wage-earning ranks. :ause of getting my wardrobe asing studio in New Yoi'k Ci ty. It is He is aided in the selection of an oc- sembled. I made a trip to the city
hoped that the students will make cupation to which he is fitted because bo get just the right pair of evening
use of the steps taught in the demon- of his ability and in terest. He is slippers, Fearing that my manners
taught the fundamental skills of a were no t all they should be, I delved
st ration .
trade or is introduced to the lengthy desparately into Emily Posts' Etiprocess of preparation for a profes- quette. I dogged my sister 's footA professor of a large western sion.
steps, asking her questions on this
University lays the blame for so
The schools protect childhood from
many freshmen flunking exams to dependency and delinquency. They and that.
You can imagine the glamour that
three sources: love , dumbness, and encourage high ideals of personal
surrounded Bill. He was, I thought,
faculty intelligence.
achievement and public service, train Fortune 's gif t to a favored female.
skillful hands and alert minds for His car , a Paekai-d, was a dream , he
Smith College students are now economic success and financial inde- was popular , good-looking and beriding around the campus on scoot- pendence. They provide morally longed to "the" fraternity.
ers because they have been forbidden clean surroundings for children who
When the big day came for me to
otherwise might find associations go to the University, even the most
the use of cars.
among the idle and vicious. The minute detail had not been overschools promote high ideals of home looked. I knew exactly what I was
The S. A. 0. of J. I. M. G. A. of life and fortif y childhood against the
M. C. is the shortened form of a new high -power impact of new forces going to say, do , and wear. Persociety recen tly installed at Muhlen- which are developing in our civili za- haps I fel t a wee bit frightened but
this I admitted not even to myself.
berg College. The official titl e reads tion.
The traditional misfortune that
Supreme
"The
Archaic Order of
One of the most significant contriJunior Independent Mustache Grow- butions of the schools toward the pro- pops up in most experiences did not
ers Association of Muhlenberg Col- tection of childhood from delin - have a place in this occasion. Every thing turned out beautifully. Bill
lege.
quency may be found in improved met me at the station.
We liked
training for leisure.
each other; I liked the idea of being
In the development of our national there. Of course, I never thought
Several senior girls at Geneva College, wishing to be obli ging , threw I resources , in hopes for the future of about all the things I had intended
buckets of water on freshmen who I the race, children are first. The to do and say until I went home
White House Conference on Child bu t the dance—to put it mildly—was
were praying for rain.
Health and Protection called by the marvelous. Any fears I may have
President to consider the welfare of had were dispelled
the first
"Within a week, five students at childhood has completed ten years of |minute with Bill. Heafter
was
too
the University of Budapest took their ; labor. The epoch -making findings of] j sweet to me, saying ihe just
loveliest
own lives because of poor grades." this conference will enable school things, and looking the ones he didn 't
We say, "Try it once and you 'll and community, state and nation , to utter. Tliei'e was everything You th
try it no more." Not a bad idea!
begin a program of education and loves—soft music, dim lights, couples
correction which will coordinate dancing, romance.
It was a half-forgotten memory
Food and not diet is the vogue at every agency in an effort to give
the Kansas State Teachers College every child in city and country a fair un til the other day when I re-lived
tho lovely experience, as I read about
No longer do the co-eds gaze hung- start in life.
oooo
it in my diary where it Is written
ril y at the dessert counter and then
with red ink in capital letters ; and
pass it by.
Edward Shedd
I laughed as I looked at the two
America stands today the leader of faded , red hearts pasted in my scrap
Students at Columbia University j all nations not because of the great book , hearts pinned together, bear are trying to get their professors to J abundance of her natural resources, ing Bil l's and my names on them just
use bet ter English. They propose but because of what American peo- as they were when he gave them to
starting a class in elementary Eng- ple have done with these resources. me that nigh t after taking them from
lish. "Of course ninny of the errors | The same conditions were prevalent the streamers that hung from one of
are caused by concen tration on sub- 1 when the Indians trod the country the doorways.
j ect matter rather than words," say I| that is now the United States Did
I' m not yet old. I go to dances,
the studen ts. "But the fact remains | any of these tribes over even find the bu t I don 't think I shall ever again
that something must be done about great fields of coal in Pennsylvania , ge t tho real thril.' from a da n ce t hat
it."
or the copper in Montana , or the gold I got when I was a high school kid ,
of California? All of these things attending my first formal with the
The Sopho more council of Lehigh were here awaiting the coming of the man of my dreams.
University was severely criticized for white man to tap them. Why did he
—Betty Row.
its action lately, when it gave hair- fi n d t hem? M ostly beca u se he was
(
——cuts to six freshmen. The action ed ucated to recognize thoir value level ? There is , only one way and
Had
it
not
been
for
education
wo
caused much comment and criticism
that is through education , and whethof freshiv mn customs on the part of would still have been a nation of pri - or
we like it or not the situation must
mitive people , a prey t o disease , exthe facul ty and uppcrclassmon.
posu re, hunger and enemies against be met and solved. This means a radical change in our educational pracwhich ignorance offers no defense.
Ypsilanti , Mich,, Normal College
With universal education tho very tices and policios. It means a more
holds a parade on home-coming day. name of America has come to mean virile education 'than we have ever
All classes march separately with eco nomic progress. Schools have re- had.
dilVeren t colors. They are escorted paid their cost many times if they
We have developed intelligent conthrough the streets by the local po- had dono nothing more than teach sumers and thus their wants are
lice force.
tho people to read. Just think of the many. We rush .' to satisfy these and
infancy of business when the taverns this in turn makes businoss. We can
"In spite of the now economy pro- ad vertised their menus by pictures deduct from this that business and
gram at Ursinus this year , it is ru- and men made thoir mark instead of education go hand in hand.
mored that soup and hash will not bo siirnimr their names.
Our foreign -trade has dwindlod ,
served oftencr than twice daily, "
Mechanical power marked the bo- and consequently qualms of fear grip
ginnin g of a new industrial era. This tho manufacturer , farmer and minThe Comptroller at Pcnn Stato be- reduced tho working hours of the lab- oral producer , yot thoro need be no
lieves that students should borrow oring class, speeded up p r od u cti on , fear if wo look at the needs of the
money rather than work their way a n d m ade m o r e a rt icles t o bo sold people. There jttro yet millions who
through college Students who work and thus in a cycle gave tho workers do not htivn Mi l* nnmfnrfcs of lifn.
their way, ho says, loso vuluablo con- tho comforts of life and move leisure. There arc millions who do not have
Consequently now demands have tho conveniences of modernly equiptacts gained during leisure.
arisen that should find expression in ped homes and ,t horo avo othor miltenoning the people how to spend lions who would like to havo tho small
The Dunn of Boston Univorsity has thoir loisuru timo as well as thoir sur- ltixurios of this /modorn day. A prosrecently estimntod tho value, of a plus money, and so has dawnod tho porous nation oivnnot be built on the
College cloKreo to bo $72 ,000. It Is now om which you and I call tho incomes of ignorant pooplo nor tho
probable that a few of our alumni modern ugo.
simple wants of tho uneducated.
would like cash in placo of thoir diHorace Mann''said , "WovUUy troasEducation has lifted tho mnssofl to
plomas,
a higher lovol of living, yot mechan- ui'o is of that toaturo that rust may
ically and scientifically wo aro far corrupt or tho ;moth destroy or tho
Budapest Studonts toko grades ahead of tho ability of tho common thiovos stoal , but ovon on earth thoro
•seriously , Flvo atudonts committed nuiHBOH of pooplo to tuko udvnntago aro montttl trotisuvos which aro unupsuicide within a wack duo to poor to tho full of modorn dovolopmonts. proachablo by fraud , imprognablo to
grades. Wo aro not suggesting that Tho queiition thorof ovo avisos, how violonco and whoso value doos not
shall we bring tho pooplo up to this perish but is rodpublod with using. "
you do likewUo.
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next play Pollick lost C yards, When
his teammates failed to give him any
support, a pass by Coursen was inIva C. Jenkins
tercepted by Shakofsky who returnDec. 1924.
ed the ball to the 50-yard line. UnWe have wi th us this year besides able to gain any ground through the
now facul ty members , a n ew diction , Upperclass line Frosh Shakofski kickand a new name for our paper , a new ed to the 38-yard line. UpperclassDean of Women , Miss Clair Conway. men called timo out. On the next
play Griffiths f umbled and Lawson
recovered as the quarter ended.
* ? * *
Shakofski wen t around left end for
Prof. Fisher—"Are you all here?"
3 yards. The Frosh lost the ball on
Pupil— "Yes."
Prof. Fisher—"All those who are downs and Krauss hit the weak side
not here please raise your right for 3 yards. Coursen went through
hands. "
for 3 more, bu t the Frosh line tight- v
* ? ? *
ened on the next play and Pollick was
Under the direction of Prof. Car- stopped for no gain. Krauss kicked
ter , the three Glee Clubs gave a for- from his 20-yard line to the 40-yard
mal concert in the auditorium Dec. line where the ball was returned by
18th. In keeping with the season, Valen te to the 34-yard line. On three
many of the numbers were Christmas successive line bucks by Shakofski
Carols.
and Blackburn t he Frosh gained 8
* ? * *
yai-ds and then decided to kick. The
Prof. Sutliff giving marks to Jun- ball was returned by Krauss to their
iors—"Now Juniors , when you get 36-yard line. Krauss tried a pass but
your marks pass out. "
it was incomplete. Pollack fumbled
and Blackburn recovered. A line
buck failed and Shakofski threw a 30Dec. 1925.
yard pass to Lawson. Another pass
Cinderella , the Art Club Master- was good for 4 yards. There was only
piece, was presented Dec. 4, 1925. about 15 yards to go for a touchdown.
Later this play was filmed and re - As the half ended Valente threw a
ceived praise from practicall y every long pass which was incomple te.
Second Half.
leading newspaper in the country
The Frosh kicked off to the Upperand even some foreign newspapers.
Thg project was purely educational class 30-yard line where Washeleski
and t he films were sent to al l th e was stopped In his tracks. Upperelass
town s from which the school draws was penalized p yards for taking too
students and to educational centei-s much time in *the huddle. Coursen
and conferences. It is considered made 3 yards through the right side
the biggest thing of its kind ever at- of the line. A high pass from center
intended for Krauss went over his
tempted in the states.
The work of photographing took head and rolled back to the 1-yard
a month's time and all the work was line where Krauss kicked from behind his goal to the 45-yard line. It
done ou t of school hours.
was returned by Valente for 15
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Passes by Valente failed and
In annual football game between yards.
the
Upperclass
men had the ball. Two
Frosh and Upperclassmen , Freshmen !
successive gains by Krauss, and a
swim to victory 7-0.
line plunge by Coursen gave the Up* * * *
perclass fh'st down. Upperclassmen
Dec. 1926.
were penalized 5 yards for having
Lieut . Commander Richard E. the backfield in motion as the quai-Byrd tells of North Polar expedition. ter ended . Krauss kicked from his
30-yard line to the 20-yard line, and
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af ter a few unsuccessful plays ShakDec. 1927.
ofski kicked to the 40-yard line
Prepara tions are being made for where it was returned by Coursen. A
pass by Krauss was completed on the
the big Christmas dance.
Frosh 17-yard line. Coursen made 7
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yards at 2 successive plays at the
Maurice Maetertinck' s "Blue Bird " righ t side of the line and on the next
was presented to a large audience play Krauss threw a long pass, which
in the auditorium.
was good for a touchdown. The try
The film shows more than the fin- for the extra point failed.
ished prod uct. It shows the work of
Washeleski kicked off to the Frosh
making the scenery, the costume de- 30-yard line and the ball was returnsigning , the printing of the tickets, ed by Lawson for an 8-y avd gain.
and all other proj ects that led up to Valente passed to Shakofski who got
the production.
the ball on his 48-yard line.
The film complete required 0000
Another pass by Valente was comfeet and the filming cost approxi- ple ted by Shakofski who ran to the
ma t ely $ 1,000.
15-yard line where he was stopppd by
Coursen. On tho next play Blackburn
t' $ * e
tore through the right end of tho line
On Friday evening, Nove mber 20 , for a gai n of 9 yards. Valcnto was
M iss Cecil Cude n , of tho Metropoli- stopped as the game ended.
tan Opera Company, gave a delightful song recital in tho auditorium,
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Samuel L. Welson Nov. 30. There
isn't a happier man on the faculty .
Congratulations to father , mother
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Dec. 1928.
The Y. M. C. A. dnnco under the
guise of a Moditoranoan cruise was
hold Doc. 8. It was one of tho most
unique and enjoyab lo affairs of tho
season.

Virtually by itself is not enough , or
anything like enough. Strength must
be added to it and the determination
to use that strength. The good man
who Is ineffective is not able to make
his goodness of much account to tho
people as a whole. No matter how
much a man hears the word , small is
the credit attached to him if ho fails
to be a doer also ; and in sowing the
Lord he must remember that he need
avoid sloth in his business as well as
cultivate fervency of spirit,
—Thoodoro Roosevelt.

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Drive Before He Walki.
Ho—"Has your baby lonrnod to
Scottish Comedians present Cot- walk yot?"
tor 's Saturday Night Musical play a
She—"Heavens, not
Why, he's
groat success.
just learning to drive tho car. "
Noceiilty.
Getting a Kick in Shnkotpearo.
Judgo— "Tho policeman suys that
Toachor—"What did Juliot say you woro travollng at a Bpood of sixty
when Bho mot Romeo on tho bal- miles an hour. "
cony ?"
Prisoner— "It wus nocossnry, your
Pupil— "Couldn 't you got seats in Honor, I had stolon tho car, "
tho orchestra?"
Judge—"Oh, that's different. "