NEW MEMBERS
DEAN W. B. SUTREADING STOEY OPERA TONIGHT
B. S. T. C. CONIN AUDITORIUM OF OUR FACULTY
LIFE REMINISCES
QUERS KUTZTOWN OF B.S.T.C.STUDENTS
Consistent scoring attacks served
to enlighten an otherwise dull Ramc
as B loo m's football team opened the
1!)6'1 season by grinding out a .">2 to
C victory over a poorly conditioned
but determined Kutztown eleven.
Kutztown was the first to score , its
lone tally being made aftuv a listless
firs t quarter. At the beginning of
the second quarter the apathetic
crowd was brought to its feet to
watch a Kutztown back run GO yards
for a touchdown. The quarterback
threw a pass from his own 10-yard
line into flat territory, where it was
received after an attempt to bat it
for a ja unt across the goal line. The
do wn failed , and the receiver was off
Bloom backfielil men were caught
fla t-footed and could only watch the
runner 's heels as he darted down the
field.
The attempt for extra point failed.
Score:— Kutztown C, Bloo msburg 0.
Thi s sur pr i se score ac t ed as a sp u r
to the Bloom team. On the next kickoff they started a march down the
field which ended in a touchdown as
Captain Warman , o n a spi nn er , skirted left end for 8 yards and Bloom 's
firs t points. The try for point after
touchdown failed.
Score:—Kutz town G, Bloomsburg 6.
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the next attack , hitting the line for
four consecutive first downs which
placed the ball on the Kutztown 20yard line as the half ended.
Score :—Kutztown 0, Bloomsburg
(!.
At the start of the third quarter , Bloom received the kick-off on
their .'iO-yavd line and again began a
goahvard march. A series of line
bucks , passes, laterals and end runs
brought the ball to Kutztown 's 1-yard
line , from where Captain Warman
again took it over. On a fake-placement play , Jaflin passed to Peterson
for the extra point. Score :—Blo omsburg 13, Kutztown (i.
Bloomsburg received the next kickoff on their 30-yurd line and set out
with a will to duplicate past performance , takin g the ball to the Kutztown
2-yard murker as the period ended.
On the first play for the lust quarter , Thomus plunged the two necessary yards for another .score. CapContinued On Page Four

CAMPUS CROONERS STAR
AT NORTH HALL SMOKER
The smoke was thick around North
Hall last week when the firs t smoker
got under way. There were mnny
young men in a fog that night.
Smokes and entertainment were provided by the men of North Mall and
the Crash iiithemlusicrisorlufmnnncr ,
seemed to enjoy the free comradeship. They 'll soon become acclimated.
Tho Campus Crooners were the
This
stars <>!' the entertainment.
group of singers , Warman , Parker
and Letterman , has justly earned tho
enviable reputation it enjoys around
tho college and this vicinity. Tho
frosb who hadn 't heard tho Crooners
before were especially impressed.
The smoker was held under the auspices of the N orth Hull Association ,
of which Alox Shopola is President.
Wo oxpoct to (Ind a vory active organization under his leadership, and
hope there will bo many smokers this
yoar.

Last year a survey was made by
members of the Maroon and Gold
staff to determine what the trend of
reading was in the different classes of
the College. The thought in mind
was to see if there was any appreciable difference between the reading
of those syiy.cUUi7.iviK in English and
Literature and those specializing in
other fields. To make this comparison the two groups selected were the
Senior Composition Classes and the
Junior Chamber of Commerce, the
latter group consisting of students
specializing in the commercial subj ects.
Each group was asked the quest ion : "If you could have but five
books to read and re-read which ones
would you select?" Emphasis was
placed on the fact that any book ever
prin ted could be in the selection , and
that what was wanted was a knowledge of what each student would select to read under those circumstances.
The Senior Composition Classes
consisted of thirty-five members,
while the Junior Chamber of Commerce consisted of thirty-four members.
Following is a list of the books selected most often in the Senior Composi tion Classes, with the number of
tiiiits uai h titie was selected :
The Bible—23.
Robinson Crusoe—1 0.
Great Short Stories of the World—
C.
Treasure Island—G.
Dictionary— 4.
Shepherd of the Mills—4.
Century Types of English Literature—3.
Outline of History—3.
All Quiet on the "Western Front—
3.
Short Stories by Poe—3.
Poems in Praise of Practically
Nothing—3.
Ivanhoe—3.
All other selections in this group
appeared only on one or two of the
lists submitted. It might be noted
that "Great Short Stories of the
World" and "Century Types of English Literature " arc used as texts in
different courses in the College.
The following is a list of selections
made by members of the Junior
Chamber of Commerce , with the number of times each .selection appeared.
It might be well to mention that these
students have not studied either composition or literature in the College.
Bible—22.
Dictionary—!>,
She Stoops to Conquer—5.
Macbeth—5.
Border Legion—-1.
All Quiet on the Western Front—
<J.
Treusure Island— .'i,
House of Sovon Gables—!1.
Ben Hii r—.1.
House of Drouni H Como True—8.
Silas Mnrner— II .
Tale of Two Cities—U .
All other selections of this group
appeared only onco or twice, When
drawing conclimions from thoso two
tableH , it must bob borne in mind that
tho greater majority of the mombors
of the Junior Chamber of Commoi'co
are FroHhmon , whoroas Uioho in tho
other group uro Juniors ami Soniovs.
Below is a list of authors of tho
books selected the greatest number
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"The Bohemian Girl " to be Presented by the Opera Comique
Co. Tonight at 8:15.

NUMBERS POPU LAR ON STAGE
Tonight at 8:15 the Opera Comiqque Co. will present "The Bohemian
Girl" in the College Auditorium.
"The Bohemian Girl" has been one
of the most popular operas ever written to an English text , and is replete
with numbers, both solo and ensemble , which have long been popular on
the concert stage.
Miss Lydia Van Gilder, appeari ng
u s t he G ypsy ' Queen , is an American
singer with European training. She
has appeared with the famous LaScala Grand Opera Company of Milan , the Chicago Civic and PhjladeJphia Civic Grand Opera Companies. 4
Mr. Francis J. Tyler, who sings
Devilshoof , Miss Hazel Huntingdon ,
who takes the part of Arline, Mr. Leo
De Hierapolis , the Count Arnheim ,
and Mr. Joseph Wetzel , app ear in g as
T h adde u s, have all had experience
with various opera companies of
world-wide imputation.
The Opera Comique Co. brings the
first of this season 's evening entei'tainments, and we looV forward to an
wijoyf '- 1.? ar d nihips '/onal evening.

PROF. ANDRUSS TO
WRITE LAW BOOK

Harvey A. Andruss , Director of the
Department of Commerce , has signed
a contract with the Prentice Hall Inc.
New York City, to write a book on
business law. This book will probably
be entitled "Business Law Tests and
Cases " and is to be used in the commercial department of high schools.
Prof. Andruss states that this book
has been experimented with in five
different high schools and will again
be tested in another high school before it will be published in the early
spring. This book will be used in
law courses, along with four or five
of the leading law texts, as supplementary and test material.
Prof. Andruss has devoted much
time and energy in doing this fine
piece of work He has benefited by
the mistakes of others so that his
work ought to be a very modern and
exact book for use in high schools and
colleges,
The books are to be ready for distribution in the early spring1 by Prentice Hall Inc., one of the largest publishers of college and high school
books in America.

(Interviewed by Sarah E. Lentz )
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We are glad to welcome several
new members to the faculty this year.
Miss Grace Woolworth from Gibbon , Nebraska , the new Kindergarten
teacher , attended Teachers College at
Columbia University, University of
Chicaico , and University of Californit. Miss Woolworth taught at Ypsilanti State Teachers College, Kearney, N ebraska , before coming to
Bloomsburg.
Mr. Lewis Clark, formerly of
Maine, and now a commercial teacher here, studied at the Eastern State
Normal School , Maine ; University of
Maine, University of Besancon ,
France, and finished his resident requirement for a doctor 's degree at
Rutgers. Mr. Clark previously taught
at Plattsburg State Normal School,
New York.
Miss Marjorie Keith Stackhouse, of
Bloomsburg, is teaching English Activities and is also sponsor of the Dramatic Club. Miss Stackhouse studied
at the Emei^son College of Oratory,
Texas State College for Women , Univ ersi t y of I owa , has had some experience in acting at the Hedgerow
Theatre, Philadelphia , and has taken
special woi-k in Physical Education
and voice at the de Rezske-Seagle
School. She also studied under Edgar
Cook, Edsrar Paul and Stella Owsley.
Miss Stackhouse was tne Professor of
Speech at Hood College before coming here.
Miss Lillian Murray, of Sheldon ,
Iowa, is teaching Physical Education
here. She attended New York University and Morning Side College,
Sioux City, Iowa. Miss Murray formerly was the head of the Physical
Department for Women at Morning
Side College.
Dr. Mary E. Roe , of Colorado ,
Texas, received her Medical Degree
at tho University of Texas. For seven
years she was connected with the
Medical Department of "Ypsilanti
State Normal School and the University of Texas. Dr. Roe is the new
Assistant Dean of Women and is aiding Miss Kline in the physical examinations being given to the girls at
the College. »
FORMER STUDENTS STAR
Bob Sutliff , '31, and Hervey Smith,
'23, won the Men 's Double Championship for 1931 at the Willitunsport
Tennis Club last month. Nearly all
of us remember Bobbie as tho versatile captain and number one player
of our 1931 team. Both mon hav e
.proved court prowess. Congratulations!

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1031-1932

The opening of tho College moans that Opportunity is knocking.
It also moans that accompanying opportunit y is another old acquaintance whoso namo is Responsibility. Opportunit y provides you with
tho occasion to store up as capital tho professional background which
will later pay dividends to you as a toaclicr in service. It is a privi lego to od'or you tho cooperation of our Board of Trustees , our Faculty, and our Employes to help you in working on this projoct .
Sincoroly yours,

INTERVIEWED BY SARAH LENTZ

A decade in the life of an institution is a brief period. In June , 1920,
Dr. D. J. Waller, Jr., retired as principal of the Bloomsburg Noi'mal
School. At that time the school had
a Secondary Department in which
students lacking the opportunity to
secure four years of high school
training could supplement the work
of a second or third class high school
before taking up the Normal School
Curriculum
A high class College
Preparatory Department was also
maintained. Professor Goodwin was
at the head of a prosperous Commercial Department.
With the inauguration of Dr.
Chai'les H. Fisher the new revised
curricula were introduced. By the
end of the first year all departments
not strictly post high school , teacher
training work, ceased to function.
Graduates from an approved four
year high school became the entrance
»
requirement.
The two year course for the preparation of junior high school teachers
was inaugurated.
Greatly needed
repairs to the buildings were made.
A bureau of Educational Research
was set up under Dr. Herring. An
ambitious program was carried forward for two years. Extension work,
under the direction of Frances Mason , was organized on a large s^ale.
Hundreds were enrolled. Athletics
under Coach Meade made history for
the school. High class teams in football , basket ball and base ball were
always in evidence. Meade inaugurated the High School Basket Ball
Tournament which is still continued.
Dr. G. C. L. Riemer became principal in 1923. Under his administration the dining room was remodeled
and the lobby was made by tearing
out the two stairways and the offices
at each side of the main entrance.
The two year Junior High School
course was expanded to a three year
course. In 1926 the Normal School
took on now dignity as a degreegranting institution. In May, 1927 ,
the Council changed the name of the
State Normal School to the State
Teachers College at Bloomsburg. By
an act of the legislature the title of
Principal was changed to that of
President.

Dr. Fi'ancis B. Haas became Presiden t of the College in July, 1927.
Many notable advances have been
made in both a material way, and in
placing the College upon a sound
scholastic and progressive basis.
The new Benjamin Franklin Training School , the new stenm plant, new
laundry, and the entire renovation of
the two dormitories are tho most important features upon the immediate
camp us. The purchase of all the
land betweon the college grounds and
tho Dillon homo has onlnrgod the
campus to an area of nearly 50 acres.
Tho most notable advance in organization is the devolopmont of the
activities of tho Community Government Association. Tho Student Council is making a real contribution each
semester to tho organization and
management of tho college lifo. The
Fratornitios now in oxistonco are
purely Professional and Honorary
Frutornitios. High scholarship is a
prerequisite to momborship ,
Tho development of tho Social Cnlondnr has now given a more normal
and ovon distribution to tho social
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Maroon and Gold
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Member Pennsy lvania School Press
Association and the Columbia
Scholastic Press Association
Published durin g- the school year of 1931
and 1932 by tho students of the Bloomsburg State Teachers College.
OCTOBER 9, 1931
EXECUTIVE BOABD
Edito r-in-Cliief
J. Geo. Brucckman. Jr.
William L. James
. Business Manager
Managing Editor
Oliver H. Krupf
EDITORIAL STAFF
Sports
W. Gordon Wunbaugh
Literary
Saul Gutter
Social
Ivu Jenkins
Girls' Sports
Marion I-Iinkel
Exchange
Irene Nauss
Inte rviews
Sarah ' Lieut/.
MANAGERIAL STAFF
Make-U p
Clisirl«K F. Uensloy
Circulation
Riggs
Carl
;Office Manager
Frank J. Greco
REPORTERS
Anna L. Chevitski
Mary E. Betteily
i_,Uiel Keller
Helen Rekas
Juaef)Ii Oribliort
Vivian ¥euny
Quick
Howard Krietzer
Liiltl rctl M.
Sheldon Kingsbury
Charlott e Osborno
Howard DeMott
TYFISTS
. Harrie t Spotts
Nora Bayliff
Lawrence Piatt
Tliel ma. Ki muss
I.»au<le Mae Ed waril.s.John Gress
FACU LTY C OMMITTEE

S. L. Wilson
L. B. Clark
./. ./. Fisher
E.
Shaw
I.iiss P. L. Mason
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POLICY
"The Maroon and Gold" is a student publicatio n. Its chief aims are
to present and mold student opinion ,
to keep the students as a body in
touch with the intimate activities of
their community and to bring features of interest to its readers.
Our editorials represent the view
of the editors, not necessarily those
of the students or facult y.
We are always anxious to receive
constructive criticism and advice on
how to improve your paper , and shall
bo. glad to publish all signed articles
whic h ai'.e not at variance with the
principl es of the College and the
paper. If you havo plans or ideas in
which you think others might be interested , send them in.
We want to bring to you a publication worthy of a professional school
and we want your support.

ADVANTAGES
College to most of us represents an
No
opportunity for advancement.
rash promises are made to now students entering her doors. We do
know that there are four years to be
spent in seeking' an education and
whether or not wo acquire it depends
upon our own generalship.
. Few good things aro accomplished
that have not exacted heavy tolls. No
one should oxpoet to recoivo tho prestige given to n collcgo man or woman without the background to deserve it. Upon entering a community tho public will want to know what
you can do, If you can tlo nothing
to assist tho community other than
your work in the classroom perhaps
the school board lias made a mistak o
in its selection. A toachor is oxpoctod to havo knowledge and judgmont
abovo tho nvernfio of tho citizenry.
That ability must grow in collogo.
Tho community noous loaders. Tho
question will bo askod "How much
Scholastically
moro can you do?"
ovory toachor is on tho samo lovol until somo displays unusual ability or
a lack of preparation.
Givo
BloomHbur g wolcomos you.
tho eollogo trio bost you havo and
you 'll n ot louvo empty handed.

J E-STORK SPOTS
OF PENNSYLVANIA
Washington Crossing Park.
More than 150 years ago, General
George Washington with his poorly
clad anil half-starved army of patriots , crossed the river Delaware, on
Christmas ni ght of 1776, in a blinding snow storm, surrounded by darkness and treacherous ice- floes, and
determinedly descended upon and
captured Col. Rail's Hessians at Trenton. That valorous deed inspired the
colonists with fresh confidence and
courage in their efforts to establish a
free and independent nation .
The resting place of the Continental soldiers, who laid down their
lives while here encamped , has been
marked by a bronze tablet on a native boulder , and a noble stone tower soon to be surmounted by a beacon light to mark the spot used as a
look-out by Washington 's scouts to
observe the enemy on the New Jersey shores.
A separate section of the Park lies
five miles distant from the Crossing
site on the Bowman's Hill where, almost a century previous to the Revolution . John Pidcock , the first white
settler in Bucks County, built mills
and established an Indian trading
post. Standing today are the ruins
of the old mill , used by Washington 's
Army for grinding grain , and the
historic Thompson house, headquarters of Lord Stirling and his aids during the dark winter of '76.

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Bushy Run Battle Park.
Bushy run Battle Park , located a
short distance from Route No. 993,
near Harrison City, on the Greensburg-Tra fl'ord highway, marks the site
of the battle of Bushy Run , where
the most decisive struggle in the annals of Indian warfare occurred on
August 5 and 0, 1G 73.
,
Approximately 50 acres of land is
now the property of the Commonwealth and covers the ground where
Colonel Henry Bouquet with his
Highlanders saved himself from annihilation only by a clever stratagem
and a pretended retreat. Bouquet
was on his way with supplies and
men to the relief of beleagured
Fort Pitt. Pontiac almost made good
his threat to drive the white man east
of the Alleghenies and into the sea.
Bouquet' s victory broke the backbone
of Pontiuc 's War and civilization
again could continue its westward
progress.
The site of the famous "Flourbag
Fort" behind which Bouquet's men
lay during a night of horror is on an
eminence commanding a wide view of
surrounding territory , as well as
nearby vales, and is in process of
being marked and beautified .
Eventually this park will be as
much of a national historic shrine in
the western end of the state as is
Valley Forge or Gettysburg in the
east. Bushy Run was a. short cut for
Bouquet who realized how serious
conditions were in besieged Fort Pitt.

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We just heard a new Whistler story
the other day—new to us that is—
and we simply must pass it on. It is
becoming so that even to hear Whistler 's name mentioned makes us
chuckle. What a man ! The world
can well do with a few of his vitriolic
non-challant temperament.
Well , here goes the story :—
It seems that Whistler was standing bareheaded in a hat shop, the
clerk having taken his hat to another
part of the shop for comparison. A
man rushed in with his hat in his
hand , and supposing Whistler to be a
clerk , angrily confronted him.
"See here," he said , "that • hat
does n't fit."
Whistler eyed the stranger critical ly from head to fot , and then
drawled :
"Well , neither does your coat.
What' s m ore , if you 'll pardon my sayi n g so , I'll be hanged if I care much
for the color of your trousers."

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Then there 's the one a member of
our faculty told his class the other
day:—
A professor of a certain college had
the general physiognomy of the late
Louis Wolheim. However , he d i d
have a very beautiful young wife.
One day he and his wife were strolling across the campus. As they passed a group of students, one of the
boys spoke a little too loud , saying
r.omething about "beauty and the
beast " The professor heard them,
and after walking his wife out of earshot returned and said , "Boys, I
don 't mind what you call me, but I do
wish you wouldn 't call my wife a
beast. "
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Ami then tl j re 's that bit of postmortem advi x1 and philosophy so
knowingly cai ved on a tombstone in
Chico , California:—
"Pass on—
Don 't waste our time
On bad biography or bitter rhyme ,
For what I m this crumbling clay
assures
And what 1 was is no affair of
yours."
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Did you know that a flag is called
a "color " when carried by unmounted units , a "sinndard" when carried
by mounted or motor units, and an
"ensign " when carried by a ship?
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Something else might interest you.
Certain large American hotels now
supply gigolos for women guests. I
wonder how soon this new professional field will remain open , or has the
over-supply of "raw" material nlrendy swamped It?

BOOK REVIEWS

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Paul Baker, Manager Editor of the
Maroon and Gold last year, is now
teaching Commercial subjects in the
West Hazleton High School. We also
hear he is making a good "sheet" out
of the school paper. Here's luck ,
Paul!
Millie Rabb , '31, is now an attendant at Friends Hospital in Frankford ,
Philadelphia.
Miriam Hartt, '31, is teaching
First and Second grades at Almedia.
Lydia Fortner , '31, is keeping her
brother "Sam" company by teaching
at Osceola Mills.
We hear that "Dottie" Maines, '31,
is substituting at Peckville, her
home town.
The new physical education teacher of Dallas High School is Dawn
Townsend , '31.
Charles John is teaching science
and mathematics at Dimock High
School.
Helen Maynard , '31, is working for
he r M.. A, at Penn State..
G race Sh ear , '31, is teaching the
first four grades at Germania , Pa.
Mary Phillips , '29 , and Mary and
Martha Laird , '29, were visiting
friends over the past week-end.
Ruth Williams, '31, is teaching at
Spring Brook.

SNOOPER

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Did you hear about Sonny Andruss
objecting to a wedding last week?
Yes, the minister came to that embassarring part of the catechism when
he asks for objections—and against
the groom 's fondest hopes no one
ever makes one—when Sonny hollered "Aye!" or "Yeh!" or a word or
two to that effect. We wonder if his
proud Pa put him up to it?
We often wonder why some "profs "
seat all girls in the first row. If his
subject is so tiresome that he needs
diversion , how about tho poor male
students in the back row? (Need we
name names?)
Who 's next on Tommy Griffith' s
list of telephone numbers?
We wonder if a certain clique of
pseudo-students of the more deadly
species will nguin monopolize recitations with their profound persiflage.

We hear Joo McFnddon will have
some competition as a representative
CALENDAR
Here 's one on our worthy contem- of Vanity Fair in tho poraon of young
porarie s. Three boys from Yale, Clyde Kitch from down Columbia
Octobor 9—23
Princeton and Hurvui'd wove standing way.
in a small anteroom chatting when a
Since "Turn " is out , will Gribbin
lady onturcd. The Yalo boy asked
Pridny, Octobor 9i
languidly if some fellow ought not to have to do all tho high kicking at tho
"Bohemian (iirl —H:1I5 P. M.
give a chair to the Indy i tho Prince- "Gym " dances?
ton boy slowly lirought ono , nnd tho
Snturdny, Octobor lOi
Why did Cockles ask tlio Freshmen ,
Football—Milloiwillti S. T. C— Harvard boy deliberately sat down in trembling body assombled , "Do
in it.
Away.
you know how green I am?" How
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can
wo upper classmen oxpoet to de*
October
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Wodnoidny,
mand rospoct?
Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A.—0:30
And now lot's just liavo ono of
P. M.
Jloro aro Homo oxumples of English
those inimitablo bits of Dorothy
Saturday, Octobor 17s
Pavkov , anil then you can go on and as wo have hoard it spoken bIhco tho
Mansfield S. T. C, ut Mansfield ,
Froshmon havo boon with us:
road something of intovost :—
(
'I want in. "
Coincidence,
Unfortunate
Wodnoeday, Octobor 211
"Boll don 't mak e—bump!"
his,
By
tho
timo
you
swonr
you'ro
Y. W. C, A.—Y. M. C. A.—0:30
"Thr ow tho hovso out tho window
Shivering nnd sighing,
P. M.
somo hay."
An d ho vows his pasHion is
Infinlto , un dying—
Friday, Octobor 23i
Wh o's
Evolyn , Ruth , Harriot.
Lady, make a noto of this:
Freshman Eloction .
n oxt , Jack?
Ono of you is lying,
Y. M. C. A. Vod-Vil ..8:15 P. M.
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THE ROAD BACK
By Erich Maria Remarque.
This is the story of the readjustment in the lives of the German
youths introduced to the world in the
writer's first novel , "All Quiet on the
Western Front." These boys—now
men who have found denth at its
worst and watched it take full toll of
their friends and comrades—cannot
settle down to the quiet of peace
after four years of the din and
clamor of war and strife.
They were eager to get home , but
now that they are there they don 't
know what to do. They are out of
place—misfits.
Their homes are
lighted , whereas they are accustomed
to the darkness of the dugouts. Their
beds are clean and soft, but they
can 't sleep in them. Their bodies
aren 't used to softness. Everything
seems close and small, and they feel
stunted , as though they were caged
and inactive. Peace is too much of a
let-down from tingling nerves and
fatigued bodies.
No longer is there glory. When
they left their homes as callow youths
there were flags and drums. They
were heroes. They return as ordinary men , tired , soul-hungry and without a place in the economic scheme of
peace-time activities. And then tliey
realize, even more than they did in
the trenches, that the Allies weren 't
their enemies—that together with
the Allies they were aligned against
man 's ever-present enemy—his own
egotistic folly.
"The Road Back" is a book well
worth reading. It will do more to
dissipate jingoism and foster peaceful
relations among nations than a hundred pulpit sermons.
SUSAN SPRAY
By Sheila Kayc-Smitli.
This is a story of a passionate paradox written by the author of
"Joanna Godden " and "Shepherds in
Sackcloth." Susan Spray is pictured
as religious but unscrupulous , a humbug yet sincere; a pagan in wantonness and a prude in evangelism.
When Susan Spray was little more
than three years old she was sent to
work on a farm. She would sit all
day in tho field and shako a rattle to
scare away the birds. One day a
heavy storm came up, and she was
afraid to stay, and yet more afraid to
go home. At last the storm frightened her more than tho chastisement
she feared , and she ran home. To
justify her uction she told her parents
that she had seen the Lord while out
in the field , and that He told her to
go home. Her mother doubted the
story, but her father believed her and
tho following Sunday took her to
church to toll the yarn to the brethren. So she began her evangelistic
career through fear and falsehood.
After her mother died , hor fa ther
took the children on the road , seeking
a now homo. After walking all day,
ho loft tho children in a barn while
ho returned to an inn thoy had passed. Ho didn 't return , and tho noxt
morning Susan found him doad in a
clump of bushes. Then sho marshalled hor younger sisters and brothors
into tho town of Horsham whoro thoy
wore put in the workhouso,
Susan was hired out to a farmer
for whom sho worked in tlio field during the day, and pvonehod in tho
ovoning and on Sunday. Horo sho
mot a hop drier and lnnrriod him.
Th en sho married aguin—this timo a
man who humovod hor and pretomlod
faith in hor preaching,
Tho yoars of Susan 's life uro outlined with understanding nnd fooling,
with a (inonosR of description that is
lik o Hardy. Hor sufrorinK childhood ,
hor first proaehing as un improfisionablo child , hor work on tho farm , lior
first marriago and widowhood , hor
suiTondor to passion and tho flaBhy
Clarabut , hor eman cip ati on , nnd hor
subjection of a man to hor adamant
will.

AMERI CANA

THE FACULTY CAT

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG

SPOT LIGHT

FROSH WERE ALL WET

Annual Pajama Parade Witnessed by
I was right on hand with all four When we were very young we knew
Students and Town Folk.
yellow
violets
grew,
the
where
Just
feet t o welcome t he new st udent s,
•{•(__«¦_—H»— ¦¦—¦¦—¦¦—« ¦— UH^W— M-— Ut—Hl»—H »
and was especially glad to see such a Where goldenrod and bittersweet
What the Frosh expected when they
Would bloom; and there we used to
large male con tingent.
were commanded to appear at North
mee t
The other day I wandered up over
This column will contain the writ- Hall at 9:30 P. M. arrayed in their
We may feel very smart today with the hill to pay my respects to Cat And spend the pleasantest of hours
er 's views on the sport situation as he least best pajamas , w e can't say ; but
our Dorothy Parker and Samuel Hof- Haas. I was rather uncomfor table Garnering our choice of flowers.
fenstcin and Arthur Guitermann , but for a time because of that pup, and When we were very young we'd go
sees it. Credit and criticism will be from the expressions of the innocent
really their ban ter and persiflage is finally we two retired gracefully to To a spo t where pussy willows grow, meted as they are merited. We re- faces it could have been anything
•
fuse to deal in personalities, and from mayhem to lynching.
no thing very new. Even our straight- tho tree house, We were at least
by a lazy stream
jostling upper
The
barking
and
laced ancestors of Puritan and Quak- comforted by the though t that the Sequestered
shall
endeavor
to
make
all
criticism
we would sit and idly dream
classmen , each one of whom swung
er • stock had their rare moments President himself had helped con- Where
along constructive lines. •
of chivalry of yesteryear,
and flaun ted a heavy paddle, did t heir
when they chuckled over nonsense struct the thing. It was nice and airy Of Launcelo t and Guinevere.
best to make the Frosh feel at their
* * *
verse. Here are two anonymous se- up there, bu t when the boys came we
Apparently a few members of last worst. And, they succeeded.
lections from Hu tchin 's Improved Al- clambered down and I idled along to- When we were younger than we are
year 's squad think they have their
After roll call and the traditional
manac of the year 1801:
ward home. I circled that fine new We studied every distant star,
positions on the year 's eleven "cinch- singing of "How Green I Am," the
ng
upon
hu
the
sky
For
one
was
,
home
of
a
faculty
member
but
did
The Choice.
ed" and can afford t o let t he other victims were herded by Chief Herder
not call as her cats are a bit too aris- Whenever anyone would die;
fellows
do the work. Unless they Jones into the square behind Long
shooting
into
star
space
A
brilliant
Lo! Here 's the Bride and there 's the tocratic for me.
Was a lost soul seeking a resting snap out of it these men might play Porch. This is where the fun really
tree,
Of course I went to the Faculty
the game this year from the bench. began for the square is enclosed on
place.
Take which of these best liketh Reception and saw all the sights. I
three sides by the girls' dormitory and
* * *
t hee,—
thought the present crop of wall flow- When you th refused to bow to time
For the past two weeks Coach the girls can enjoy, and do most voc"The bargain 's bad on either part— ers a bit above the average, and we We listened to the measured rime
Booth, with the assistance of Captain iferously, the proceedings from their
"But—hangman , come , drive on the had the usual number of boys who Of katydids, and chirping crickets
Warman
and "Tiny Byers, has been windows. Sometimes during the procart."
were shy. They will soon get over And bull frogs in their swampy thick- running a squad of "forty-three foot- cedure the girls poured water down
And so we see even the beau vivan t that. With the large number of the
ets ;
of post-Revolution days must have female students I presume we will al- We 'd listen and translate the sound ball candidat es t hrough a condition- on the Frosh and hit the upper classshied a bit at the terrible "thorn-bit ways be seeing a few with long, hope- Of the woodchuek sleeping in his ing process for the coming season. men who are close by.
Their activities have been mostly preAmong the stars at this reception
of marriage," and the merry versifier ful faces.
mound.
paratory in nature, consisting chiefly were Frosh Beck , with his horn-pipe;
made ligh t of his quandry.
I heard one of my dearly beloved
years were few it was not for- of fundamen tals.
Conti, with his croonability ; WashlesAnd even in days no t far removed lady friends bemoan the fact that one Whenbidden
ki
, as Don Juan, and Kit ch as the
from the clucking stool the widow of our gentlemen Deans gave her the To know where forest folk were hid* * *
man
who "threw the donkey out the
Of the for ty-three men to report,
came in for a "panning " for what is air when she suggested she needed
den;
window
some hay."
twenty
were
members
of
last
year
's
presumed to be her superior know- red tea, leaving her flat for another We knew where the squirrel laid his
team. They are : Captain Warman ,
ledge of how to handle the stronger lady who suggested cards. Now I
store,
sex. Here is a lament against her su- would have preferred the stroll my- Where the field mouse had a secre t Thomas , Yoret ski, Cullen, Kitchen ,
Ruckle , Greco , Cox , Byers, Hall , READING SURVEY OF
perior knowledge and wiles, publish- self.
door,
Psrshr Slominsk u,- Williams,- Young,
ed in the same issxic of Mr. Ilntehin 's
B. S. T. C. STUDENTS
When I want to sharpen my claws Where the robin masked his leafy Kanjorski ,.Thompson , Yozviak , MorAlmanac:
nest,
these days, I hike up the hill to one
gan , Jones and Long.
Continued From Page One
Petition of the Maids of New York. of the Prof's, gardens. He has some And where the owl at dawn would
* * *
rest.
fine
stalks
there
which
he
calls
cauliWe , the maids of New York City,
At this time we need say little re- of times in both groups.
(Maids , good lack! the more 's the flowers. I don 't believe he is much But now we w ouldn't even walk
Number of
garding the ability of these men. Let
Times Selected
of a farmer.
pity),
A mile t o hear the fores t talk,
their past performance be an indicaJr.
Do humbly offer this petition
One of the commercial girls in We 'd rather ride on concrete roads tion of what can be expected of them.
dia m- ¦
Sentier
To represent our sad condition ,
Room H was talking real loud the Than wade through two-inch mud for
ior of
* * *
Which once made known , our hope other day and I heard her tell sometoads;
Author
Com. Com.
Turst , who came t o us from Villa and trust is,
body that the new teacher talked just We dream of wealth and a career
4
0
That men of parts will do us justice. like the elite down at Harrisburg, but With never a thought for yesteryear. nova last semes t er , looks like a sure Harold Bell Wright
bet for a regular line position, prob- Rober t Louis Stevenson
6
3
Now you must know—ah ! can't you that they just put it on. I think she Never again we'll hike six hours
ably
a
guard.
He
is
well
experiencDaniel
Defoe
10
0
guess
must be looking for an honor in that To find a glen of fresh wild flowers ;
ed in this position and should be a H. G. Wells . __ ...
3 0
The subj ect of a maid's distress?
course.
We 've gained the ¦world but lost the big help to the team.
Henri Maria Remarqu e
3 4
(Plague on the widows that compel
When nobody was looking, I sneakearth,
Edgar Allen Poe
3 0
f
us
v
v
ed into the Day Boys ' room and had And you th has died with manhood's
Sir
Walter
Sco
tt
3
4
Thus to petition for young fellows), a good nap on some of that nice new
Then we have two good prospects William Shakespeare
bir th;
3 11' _
But we were saying, you must know, furni ture they have in there.
from Scranton , Kufchinski and Beck. Mark Twain .
And only when we hear them sung
4
2 '
(Tho ' blushing we declare our woe),
When a group of Freshmen went Do we know the dreams we dreamed Kufchinski is the six-footer who one Joseph Conrad
5 1
A virgin was designed by nature,
time made the st at ement t hat he George Eliot
over to inspect the kitchen the other
when young.
6
i
A weakly and imperfect creature,
would much rat her t hrow men .around Lew Wallace
day I trailed right along, hoping
2
3, .
So apt to fall , so apt to stray.
on t he foo t ball field t han load cars in Nathaniel Hawthorne
against hope that I might pick up
4
3.
Her wan ts require a guide, a stay.
t he mine , and he immedia tely set out Charles Dickens
something to eat, No such luck—
THE
NEW
BALL
3
5
And thus so timorous of sprites,
to show the fellows he could do it. Gene St ratt on Port er
that place is too darn clean all the
4
2
She dares not lie alone at nights ;
He is inexperienced as a football Oliver Goldsmith
time to suit me.
thoughts
Wi
th
cool
weather
our
0
5 '
Say wha t she will , do w hat she can,
,
player
but
what
he
lacks
in
experchammany
turn
to
football.
As
Ididn 't go to the night shirt parade
Zane Grey
.
0
5
Her heart still gravitates to man ;
this year; they always throw the pions in baseball and golf will tell ience he makes u p for in brut e Margaret Pedler
0
3
From when ce 'tis evident as light,
strength. Beck is j ust the opposite Alfred Tennyson
quality
of
the
ball
water
at
the
wrong
time.
you
the
size
and
0
4 '
Tha t marriage is a maiden 's right;
in physiq ue. He is small and shifty
great
difference
to
tho
playmakes
a
My snooze in Room L was interAnd therefore 'tis prodigious hard
and will give the regular backfield
The Senior Composition Classes
rupted the other day by the entrance er. Naturally tho followers of foot- men a run for their positions. His were fur t her asked t o n ame their
To be f rom such a right debaiT'd;
to
improve
tho
footwant
ball
would
Ye t we , poor fools, can 't have the of the Faculty. I didn 't pay much atbiggest asset is his speed , and he has fav orit e aut hor and their favorit e
tention to their talk until I heard the ball.
freedo m
plen ty of that. Watch this boy if he magazine. These tables follow :
they
question
is,
how
can
Now the
To get good men , how o 'er w o n eed facul ty golfer explaining frantically
gets loose.
tho
football
when
it
is
only
a
change
'
abou t not being able to beat a birdie.
Edgar Allen Poe 4
? ? ?
'em.
air? Could they
Nathaniel Hawthorne
3
T he wido w s, airs , the rankest goats
The other night I went down over pig-skin filled with
Fred
J
a
ffi
n
,
of
Be
rw
ick
,
a
younger
,
would that be a
Gene Stratton Porter
3
That o'er polluted petticoats,
the hill to E. Third Street to serenade fill it w it h leadon or
the
punter? In the br o t her of Nick , last year's captain ,
little
too
hard
George Elliot .
2
Those plagues , more odious than my lady friend and just when I was
looks
like
a
good
bet
for
one
of
the
tho only thing that is
Harold Bell Wright
2
small-pox,
doi ng my best those cussed Freshmen foo tball code that
the ball must be of vacant backfield positions. He can
mentioned
is
Joseph
Conrad
2
Those jades, more cunning than a threw things at mo, I guess my
run
a
ball
,
and how! Keep your eyes
shape. It does
St eve n so n
2
fox ,
iroo ning doesn 't sound a bit worse regulation size and
on
him—you
'll
see
plenty
before
tho
not regulate the color or number of
Cha
r
les
D
icke
n
s
2
Still cut ui out , are st li befo r e us,
than theirs—i t couldn 't.
year is over.
Cosmopolitan
8
And leave no lovers to adore us—oh ! I sauntered over to North Hall a seams.
Whon night football camo into
? ? ?
American Magazine
7
And so you see even before the few days ago, but didn 't stay long. vogue many teams disagreed as to
Woaney,
of
Northumberland
ca
m
o
Harper
,
3•
's
The
brand
now
beds
are
very
com- whether it was legal to use a white
days of ja zz , gin and companionato
just about the time he was needed.
Saturday Evening Post
2
,
for
t
ab
l
e
but
when
tho
fellows
got
football. As tho color was not cov- When the season oponed and Rudowmarriage, tho poor widow came in
Literary Digest
2
for he r share of blame—and why? after me I found that the linoleum on ered in t ho codo , tho officials tried to ski r epor t ed on c rut ches it looked as
Golden Book
2
all
the
floors
was
hard
to
get
a
toe
make a compromise and use each ball if we wore without a capnblo punter.
Really, wo have known some very
Review
of
Reviews
2
hold on.
fov half the game,
char ming widows.
Tho appearance of Woznoy took a big
C ollier 's Weekly
2
There is ono comfort—this hot
The new ball that will be introduc- load from Coach Booth's shoulders,
weather is just as hard on tho fat ed this season has eight seams as com- as this lad immediately set out to
The information collcctod and sot
students as it is on tho "pleasingly pared to tho four in tho old one. Tho show tho boys that a sixty yard punt forth here is given fov what it is
FOOTBALL OFFICIALS TO BE plump " faculty .
worth. Frankly, tho collectors befour extra seams do not roach tho wasn 't an unusual thing.
liovo it to bo practically worthless beCHOSEN BY COMMITTEE There has boon tho usual amount end of tho ball , but join the old soams
of snifl'ling these few weeks.
* ? ?
cause it soems the Son ior Composiapproximately an inch from tho end
Goo, but I soo n lot of new loves.
"Doc " I-Iartor , a Bloomsburg boy, tion group could not divorce its mind
of the ball. Tho extra seams, it is
In recent years it has boon a probAll Collogo Night was 0. K. I guoss thought , will bo a groat help to punt- is dovoloping as a possibility for tho from the work covered in tho college
lom to select ofllcials for tho various
sports at tho college. This year tho though I didn 't attend the chapol ox- ors, passers, and ball carriers in that backfleld. Ho can run the ball and classroom , and the Junior Chamber
question hns boon solved by having a orcisos I think also I will have to tho ball will not be so smooth. In sooms to be canabio of standing tho of Commerce group, for tho most part
mado a parade of roquirod high
committco chooso tho mon from ono find sonio way to tip off a certain fac- passing, tho thumb was on a smooth bumps.
* ? ?
school reading.
of tho following: boards of officials: ulty member that tho "Parade of tho portion of tho old ball , but on tho
Tho prospects for a successful seaTho groups aro too small to draw
Northwestern , Contral and Susquo- Wooden Soldiers" isn 't up to scratch now ono it will bo placod on a seam,
hnnna Vnlloy. Tho mon on each of us a danco tuno. Of course, it was thus making a surer grip. In punt- son scorn good. Hero 's wishing tho any valid conclusions , but from tho
data gathered it would appoar that
thoso botmlH havo passed examina- probably suggeBtod by tho way somo ing tho oxtra scams will aid in tho team luck!
? ? ?
insofar as worthwhile reading is conspiral of tho ball—in making it gain
tions, and are fully qualified to offi- of tho mon students dance.
Two othor mon that look like fu- cornod tho Freshmen of tho Junior
I hoar that Pa Enplohoart took a now hoights from a screw-like drive
ciate
This will take somo of tho work flno now dosk away from ono of tho that pulls it forward. It will also aid ture varsity are Pottor , of Old Forgo, Chambor of Commorco aro practicalfrom Condi Booth 's shouldors and as- mon and handod it to n woman. I'm tho foot in making a firmer contact and Kitch , of Columbia. Both aro ly on a par with tho Juniors and
out for lino positions and aro show- Seniors who aro taking and liavo taksuro us of duly qualified ofllcials at going to givo him a good dig for that with tho ball.
—Bud Kreitzor. ing plenty of fight.
en collogo English and Litorature,
ono of these days,
all games,
•

A FRESHMAN STUDENT
"DISCOVERS" COLLEG E i What Other Colleges
So this is college! At last the hoped for anil sought-after goal has been
reached. The dreams of a high school
student have been fulfilled , bu t in
quite an unexpected manner.
The college of dreams consists of
one round after another of par ties
and dances , of sophisticated , awe-inspiring professors whose learning is
a marvel to behold , and of handsome
men and beautifu l girls wiling away
hours and hours in the most fascinating pastimes.
Drea ms of horror—founded on rumors which state tha t cluipcl is a
fearful bore—are everywhere.
Athletic events are prominent in
the picture. How thrilling they are!
Either the home team wins by a
touchdown made in the last three
minutes or by a single basket caged
just as the whistle blows , or else the
brave team—laughing at their misfortune—is wildly lauded for its
good sportsmanship in the face of de feat. The traditions and honor of
the school are so dear that the very
thou ghts of them bring tears to the
eyes and tightens the hearts of those
who love their Alma Mater so well.
Thus is college pictured in imagin ation.
The college of reality ! Mow dif ferent! There arc parties to be sure ,
but there are lessons, too. The faculty is still a trifle awe-inspiring, but
friendly enough. The Freshmen , as
expected , aren 't showered with either
sarcasm or criticism by the upper
classmen , but are left strictly to
themselves.
The appearance of
Freshman boys, adorned by sillylooking white caps and the girls—
pale and shiny , wearing white cotton
stockings and signs on their backs
give the on-looker somewhat of a
jolt , but aren 't as much of a disap pointment as the sight of an upper classman , without poise or beauty ,
flutterin g around in a manner worthy
only of a "greenie. " The dreaded
assembly periods aren 't as bud as had
However , they
been anticipated.
are boring enough to the perspirin g
students who have to listen to long
announcements which do not concern
them. The only relief comes when
the whole assemblage lustily sings.
The traditions of the school are regarded lightly—at least they appear
to be. The teams are defea ted and
censured as well as praised. It certainly is not the college a Freshman
expects—it' s a much more h uman ,
earthly place, less like a story, more
real.

SECOND YEAR FOR JU NIOR
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
The Junior Chamber of Commerce ,
the youngest under graduate organi zation on the Campus , started its
so ond year by electing new officers.
Joseph Gribbin is President ; Gerald
I l u r t e r , Vice-Preside nt; Elvira James,
Secretary, and Doro thy Semic , Treasurer.
It is rumored that there will be
cons titutional changes in the organization this year. Wo under stand
meetings will be held bi-weekly other
than weekly.
If the new officers carry out the
policies of the retirin g executors , the
members of this organization can
look forward to many interesting and
instructive programs.
The organization with eighty members on its roll expects to oury
through some of the activlt ioH it
could not swing last year because of
li mited membership.

Are Doin& •

BLOOMSBUR G S. T. C. CONDRAMATIC CLU B AND
NORTH HALL EXECUTIVE
QUERS KUTZTOWN S. T. C.
FRATERNITY ELECT
COUNCIL HAS MEETING

East Stroudsburg S. T. C. has a
total of 715 students registered for
this term. Of these 3GO are women
students and 355 are men students.
There are 3!) day student girls among
them as compared with Gl men commuters.
—o—
The Commercial Department at the
Kansas State Teachers College has a
marked increase in enrollment. There
are one hundred and four students
an rolled as commerce majors. Of
this number SO are Freshmen.
—o—
Students of the Kansas State
Teachers College have movie shows
every Saturday night . Organ music
is furnished during the showing of a
picture.
—o—
The Ypsilanti , Michiga n , Normal
College has a special Book Excha nge,
whereby old books are received to be
sold the following term. After the
books have been sold the students
may return for their money.

Continued From Page One
tain Warman missed the placement
kick for the extra point. Score:—
Bloomsburg 19, Ku tztown 3.
Bloom kicked off and then held
Ku tztown for three downs , forcing
them to kick. Bloom again started
down the Reid and after a series of
lengthy gains placed the ball in scoring' distance. Jaffin took it over on
an oll'-tackle slice. Thomas scored
the extra poin t through left tackle.
Score:—Bloomsburg 2G , Kutztown G.
Kutz t own received , but af ter two
downs fumbled on their 30-yard
marker and Bloomsburg recovered.
On consistent line bucks, the ball was
advanced to the 2-yard line where
Kutztown held for downs.
The Kutz town quarter got off a bad
kick from behind his own goal posts,
and Bloom 's safety man received the
punt on the 20-yard line. On the first
play, Thomas rounded left end on a
beautiful run for another touchdown.
The point after touchdown was missed. This ended the scoring for thu
day. Score :—Bloomsburg 32, Kutz town G.
Line-up.
Bloomsburg
Kutztown
__ L. E.
Wozney
Borg
Konjo rski
Zerbe
L. T.
Fisher
Turst ..
L. G.
Epler
Hall
C.
Jones . _
Frant?.
R. G.
Mohriiig
Byevs
R. T.
Yozviak
E. E.
Swoyer
_ Wer tley
Wurman (C.) _ Q. B
Loute
Thomas
L. H.
Malloy
JalTin
R. H.
Stump
Harter
F. B.
Score by periods:—
Kutztown
0 0 0 0— G
Bloomsburg ..
0 G 7 19—32
Touchdowns—Warman 2, Thomas
2, Jaffin , Loute. Points after touch down— Peterson
(forward
pass)
Thomas (scrimmage 1 ). Substitutions:
Bloomsburg—Krafchenski for Byers,
Kitch for Turst , Cox for Hall , Perch
for Jones, Sopchak for Harter , Malone for Yozvi.-ik , Morgans for Thomas , Thomas for Morgans, Yosviak for
Sopchak , Harter for Jaffin, Morgan s
for Yosetski . Kutztown—Rusnock
fov Wertling , Brown for Peorell ,
Saucer for l.oute , Jendricks for
Frnnt z, Lucco for Swoyer , Fritz for
Malloy , Carver for Mahring, Fritz for
Maria , Kotz fur Fisher , Kattlcmoycr
for Borz , Klick for Stump.

PHI SIGMA PI PLANS BIG YEAR

MEN'S GLEE CLU B

The program for the yearly activities of Phi Sigma Pi shows tha t the
fraternity will be very active again
this year. As a professional fraternity Phi Sigma Pi has planned many
pro grams of a professional na ture.
The people in charge of these progra ms are taken from the roll of the
fraternity , fro m the faculty und other
leaders in the educational field.
The programs also include meetings of a social nature. The purpose
of the social side of the calendar is in
keeping with the main purpose of tho
fraternity in tha t it encourages good
fello wship and offers an opportunity
for the exchange of educational
ideas.
Some of tho interesting points of
the cale ndar for the year 1931-32
are : Al umni Evenin g; New Member
Ni ght ; Educational Talks and Discussions; the Annual Theatre Party ;
Founders Day Ban quet and the Fraternity Dance. With such "Highlights " Phi Sigma Pi feels that this
is goi ng to be an altogether successf ul year.

Rehearsals for the December concert are well under way by the Men 's
Glee Club.
Miss Moore , the direc tor , has stated that the balance of parts is unusually good , and that the work of the
organi zation promises to be oven better than that of last year.
The new members of tho club are :
Firs t Tenors—Merninger , Po t rilla ,
Kelly.
Second Telor.s—Knorr , Miller.
Firs t Bass—Heinibach , Cox , McKechnie , Reed.
Second Bass—Thompson , Makowski.

About Cutting Classes.
Before cutting classes think of the
poor students at North Carolina , who
have to pay fifty cents for every cut
they take. Or worse than that, wha t
would you do if you were at another
University in the South where cuts
are ten dollars a day and double tha,t
before and after vacations?

:—°~—

Here is an idea! Three studen ts
at the University of Alabama live in
a tent and cook their own meals in
an effort to cut down expenses. Wha t
do you think?
¦ —o—

To the Reporters.
The editor sat in his uneasy chair ,
His thoughts ran on apace :
How can I crowd a yard of report
Into a foot of space?
'Tis three to one , you surely see,
The thing can not be done.
Therefore the poor editorial , "we "
Will have to "cut 'er down. "
And now. dear paper reporters,
That nothing 'may go wrong,
Please send ideas one yard deep
But only one foot long.
—The Mountaineer.

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GEOGRAPHERS GET GOING
Tho Geographic Society, under Dr.
II. II. Russell , held its first mooting
nt which officers were oloctod. Tho
results were : Mildred Bush , President ; Alfred Vundling, Vice-Presidon t ; Loin Lawson , Secretary and
Kdga v Artman , Treasurer. Tho Club
has as its objec t the furthering of tho
interests of geography through voading, illustrative talks, and personal
contacts and observations.

WRESTLING RETURNS
GIRLS' GLEE CLUB
TO OUR COLLEG E BUG HUNTERS ELECT OFFICER S
GETS AN EARLY START

U nder tho direction of Miss Jossio
Patterson ami accompanied by Mrs.
Miller tho Girls ' Gloo Club hns
launched its year 's work. This year
tho Gloo Club is planning to glvo two
coiieai'ts. tho fi rst to bo a Christinas
f-antatn to bo givon tho ovoning boforo tho Christmas vacation, The
second und largor of tho two coneoi'lfl
will be givon in tho spring of the
yoar,

With tho return of Mr, Nelson
af ter a year 's leave , wo expect to soo
wrestlin g again flourishin g as ono of
tho minor sports of tho collogo, Last
your wrestling was abandoned bocmiHo no one capable of handlin g tho
squad was available As yet there
has boon no schedule compiled , but
doubtlosfl wo Khali moot our old op>
paiiontH of the sport.

Tho increased membership of tho
Naturo Study Club promisos a successful yimr. The interest of tho
club is centered in educational hikes
and special trips, Tho now offlcors
of tho club , of which Mr. Hartlino is
faculty advisor , are : John Long,
President; RushoI Millor , Vieo-Prosidont ; Nnncy ChovitRki , Secretary
nnd Treasurer.

The first organized mee ting of the
On Wednesday nigh t, September
Dramatic Club has been held. The 23 , the North Hall Executive Council
try-out committee has scheduled two held i ts first meeting of the current
meetings at which students interested school year. The meeting was well
in dramatics will be singled ou t ac- attended , in fact so well attended
cording to their respective talent. that the business session did not end
New members will bo initiated at the until 1:30 A. M., but the time spen t
regular meetings.
was not in vain as was proved in the
Bliss Stackhouse , the new faculty past week by the appearance on the
coach , is rapidly acquain ting herself campus of some peculiar looking
with the ability of the members of "walking advertisements. "
the club. Old members of the club
For the sake of the Freshmen who
will cast and coach plays to be pre- have no t faced the Council it may be
sen ted to the club during the next well to explain just what this council
few weeks.
is and wha t its duties are.
The newly-elected officers of the
The members of this organization
club are : Aldwin Jones, Presiden t; are four teen in number , each memHarriet Sutliff , Secretary ; William ber represe nting some different body
James, Treasurer. The office of Vice- of men. The downtown students
President has not yet been filled.
have two representativ es, the locker
Alpha Psi -Omega , the dramati c boys two, each floor of the dormitory
fraternity , has elected the following and each upper class is represen ted
olRcei's: Jack Hall , Presiden t; Kath- by one man. The four officers of
arinc Fritz, Secretary , and Thomas North Hall are ex-officio members.
Courscn , Treasurer. Miss Stackhouse The duties of these men are to penis the sponsor. There has been a alize any freshman boy caught breakdiscussion concerning the fraterni ty ing the customs set up for them in
play to be given November 20. The the handbook , and to attempt to
plays "Dear Brutus " and "Quality teach the new men something of selfStreet " by Sir James Barrio are being discipline. The pre-don:ii;ating idea
*on the campus seems to be that the
considered.
customs are imposed on freshmen so
that the upper classmen can have
some fun. This is true as far as it
CHILDREN MAKE DEBUT
goes. Upper classmen do get some
By the children , of course , we fun out of it, but the basic idea is
mean the Freshmen. Their social good sportsmanship so that the freshbow was made on Friday evening at men in turn may be good upper classthe annual Kid Party , an affair of , men.
Following are the officers and repby and for the Freshmen.
resentatives
elected to the Council:
How natural they looked ! RompA. Shepella
ers and overalls, frayed knicker- Presiden t
_ T. Coursen
Vice-President
..
bockers and abbreviated jumper
W. H. Thompson
dresses; bare legs and whoopee socks; Secretary
Treasurer
A. D. Jones
tousled hair and pigtails; straw som._ . . Yoretski
First Floor
breros and baby caps.
Wanbaugh
The party was sponsored by Miss Second Floor
_„ Dushanka
Third
Floor
..
Patterson who tried her best to qual _
. .. Tuise
ify as ringmaster , but the perform - Sophomore Class
_
_
.
Junior
Class
Yozviak
ers were beyond control. Her hard Rudowski
i iding aides-de-camp, the Deans Kehr Senior Class ._ .._
. McFaddeii , Gutter
t;nd Roe . impersonating nurse-maids, Off Campus
helped whip things into some sort of Day Students
Hummel , Cullen , Trimbull
carnival shape.
._
Among the most interested of spec- Advisor . Prof. Koch , Dean of Men
tators were Dean Koch , with Mrs.
DEAN W. B. SUTAO'j h and Miss Moore.
The Grand March revealed jus t
LIFF REMINISCES
how childish our "kids " really are.
One will not recognize them as the
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"wise-fools " of next year or the carefree juniors of 1933 and dignified events of the College. Through the
seniors of 1934. They danced and efforts of the committee certain types
skipped and jumped around the gym of entertainment are encouraged and
in a kaleidoscopic review of you th , a careful elimination nmdc of the unpep , in nocence , abandon and f un. It desirable.
The scholarship requirement for
was their nigh t and they enjoyed it.
the
holding of class offices , captai ncy
From the Grand March the judges
picked their "victims " for the priz- of t eams , fraterni ty membership,
es—awards selected more for their membership in the Student Council ,
etc., has had a very healthful effect
hu mor than their intrinsic worth.
Ire ne Hirsch was selected as the upo n the scholarship of the student
pre ttiest girl , and given as an escort body. The traditional gen tleman 's
Reed , na med the prettiest boy (fond grade of "C" is no longer the measure. If you want to assume loaderpare nts please note) .
Miss Nuss was ju dged the young- ship, at least a 1.5 rating is necesest girl and Kelly and O'Brien , yo uth- sary.
The latest department to be organf ul twins of Erin , the youngest boys.
A mong so many children , it was diffi- ized is that of Commercial Teacher
cut to select those nearest the per- Training. Four instructors are devoting full time to that department
ambulator stage.
For funniest girl the jud ges named under the leadership of Professor H.
Miss Wilkinson , and , after much ar- A. Andruss. The present enrollment
gument , agreed Mr. Kritzborgor wan is di vided us follows: Thirty-nine
Freshmen , thirty-six Sophomores and
the funniest boy.
Tho worst behaved boy was Pot- ten Juniors,
The four year curriculums have
rilla. His dither must havo spoiled
hi m by walkin g the floor all night been re-orgnnized. On September 1,
with iho cantankerous "kid" slung 1M8J , four year courses in Primary ,
Intormediato and Rural fields wore
(win 1 nno tthmildnr.
If n prize had boon given for tho started. The Secondary Curriculum
most amused "kid" it should havo was also roviscd. The new courses
boon awarded to Gerald Hartor who will appear in our next catalogue.
spout most of his time with his mouth
open and his face wrinkled with conTHE CAT CRE EPS
vulnivo Inughtor. Wo 'd suggost as a Sounds liko u movie thriller , does n 't
priss o one of tho rubbor-facod men— it? It isn 't.
Jnto tho quiet of our lifo a Htoalthy
it could bo UHt'd for both toy and
felino has thru st its noso, but wo welpac ifier.
Durin g tho lattor part of tho even- come it. This prowler sooms to got
ing tho kids dancod , trying to apo tho around most ovory whoro and doesn 't
mannerisms of tho grown-ups , and mind tolling about its snoopings. Wo
they succeeded only too woll, Of liopo it crawls into our oflleo and
coiu'ho there woro rot'roshmonts to loftvos ti record of its moandorings.
koop tho "kids" quiot— "punchloss " Wo havo a snooking suspicion who
punch , cookies and tho omnipresent this cut is, but wo promise not to
u'onth a word,
'ollypop.