Beat Stroud sbur g Renew Acquaintances W E L C OM E A L U M N I B L O O M S B U R G PROGRAM FOR THE DAY » V A R S I T Y ¦ A. M. 81OO—1O. OO—CLA SSKS — Welcome Visitor * 1O»OO—12i00—SIG HT SEEING AND RENEWING AC QUAIN on TANCES — Guide * Cam pus 12:15—12.-45-LUNCH P. M. GAME — 2:00—4:00—FOOT BALL Bloomsburg vs. Stroudsbnrg. Mt. Olympns. Everybody on field 4:00—5:30—TEA—G ymnasium. Alumni and parents invited 0:00- DINNER—College Dining Room. TICKETS 5O cts. 7:3 0—10:30—DANCE — Gymnasium. For Alumni and guests MUSIC: GAME—Elks Band ; Bloomsburg High School Band DINNER—Colle ge Symphony Orchestra DANCE—Sherman 's Orchestra To the Alumni Home-Comin g Day is a very popular annual event. It is a splendid opportunity to see old friends and classmates , and recall memories of student da ys. It also offers a good opp ortunity to witness the growth and developement of the institution and to keep informed regarding t he p rogress ot our Alma Mater. An y institution of learning is judged by the loyalty and interest of the Alumni. The College au thorities have arran ged a wonderful p rogram for our p leasure and enter tainment. Join the "Booster Club " for the College. Cheer the team to victory and hel p keep the Home Fires Burning on "Alumni Day "* Sincere good wishes , R. Bru ce Albert , Pres. Bloomsbur g—East Stroudsbur g Line-ups Ea at StrondBbnr ft— Bloomsbar ft—* I.e. Wadas , MacKenzie I.e. Bnnchoflf 2, McGra t h l. t. J. Fritz , D. Baker , l. t. Green 15, Call 20 Kg. Penning ton , Kanjorski 1 g. Weeks 17, Kyle 19 c. Hall , Wadas c. Kupzewski 4, Nash 12 r.g. Krafcbick , Taylor , r.g. Mendelis , Capt , 10 Bi t ler r• iJ. hh.b. u tu ™ ., v Thomas » . ¦ ., K. ,. Yare T t ski , K oiliky 11, Nathani on Morgan f,b, Rudowski , Jones Left to right—1st row—Hall , Paul; assistant manager , Hess; manager , Yaretski. 2nd row—Fritz , Coursen , Rudowski , Kraynack , Ruch , Captain; Morgan , Jaffin , Keller , Thomas. 3rd row—Jones , Maus , Bitler , Getz , Byers , Taylor , Hower , M. Pennington , W. Pennington , Krafchick , Wadas , Booth , Coach. 4th row Baker , Kanjorski , MacKenzie , Warman , Perch , Palsgrove , Mausteller , Rirker , Marcin. A Message From the President To the Friends of Bloomsburg : Saturd ay, November 16, has been named as Home Comin g Day for our College. An educational institution gets its spirit from the Trustees , the Faculty, the undergrad uate body and the loyal Alumni. This is the reason we believe in homecoming day. It means that there is an opportunity for old friendships to be renewed and for the undergraduate body to find out what the institution means in1 the life of its graduates. This is the inspiration that grows out of personal contact with the institution. I welcome this opportunity to reinforce the cordial invitatio n which has been extended to you to visit with us on Saturday. Very sincerely yours, General Committee Mill Maion Mr. Reami Mr. Shorten bean Koch Edgar Richards Margaret Swor tz Dean Kehr Doro t hy Foo t e Loii DeMott Edward Devoe .Gertrude Schroder James Williams Gilbert Gould Clarence Ruch ' , „ Mill Pat tenon , Chairman BLOOM WINS FROM MANSFIELDTAKE OVER LOCK HAVEN Both Victories by Passes Bloomsburg surel y spoiled Mansfield' s Homecoming Day. Mansfield with a powerful aerial attack , mixed with a few end runs now and then , had succeeded in coming out of every game so far in the long end of th e score. They tried everything they had against Bloom, but that was not enough.. The game was hotly contested by both sides as the number of first downs each team made will readily show. Bloom mad e 12 and Mansfield made 10. Most ot Mansfield' s first downs were made in center field and when they got to the 35 yard line Bloom heid and forced Mansfield to kick . In th e third quarter , Bloom worked the ball up to th e 30 yard line and J ones went in for J affin. After a series of plunges , J ones was stopped six inches from the goal line. The ball went to Mansfield who kicked out of danger. In the fourth quarter , the Bloom backfield alternat ed in carrying the ball and placed it on the five yar d line. J ones took it over for a score. The try for the extra point failed. Mansfie l d received and threw man y passes but lost the ball on downs. Shortly after the game ended . The lineu ps and summary: Bl oo m 6 McKenzie BtS yers Krafchick H all Penninj t ton Fritz Kirker lef t end lef t tackle lef t guard center right guard righ t tackle right end conti nued on page 5 Man s fi eld 0 Rh yiinco Squired Sinn Price ' SnVder Norton ' Brbck leges have the reputation of being up to the minute in their steps of modern education. November 16 , , 1 9 29 Attend our classes and see what we are doing. Recently there have been many improvements made, upon the campus. We ask you to visit the places and know what your Alma . ; Mater is doing for its student body and education. The.football game will be in the after- * noon. . We are confident that East : Stroudsburg will be defeated. Among you there will M E M R E R !'K.N .N5$'VLVAN },V SCHOOL , be members of oth eF Bloomsburg teams who i»is i«:ss association ' Published weekly during ;, thcVschool : year of .1:929 -and - . - fought on, Mount-; Qli«npus.~ %- To,thern the-*, 19^0 by the students of; Bloomstturg S»aie Teacher Colgame will bring back fond memories. Others j lege for the interest of the students , th 'e alumni , and the will remember being in the bleachers cheering . school in general. on fellow - students, while they gave everyKXECIJTIVE BOARD thing for Bloomsburg. , . . ; Editor-in-Chief—W . B. Yeoger , Jr. ;• Alumni! This day is your day. We want j Associ ate Editor—O. Palsgrove 1 Assistant Editor- Esther Yeager you to enjoy ydurselves. We ask you to j Business Manager Student Advisor make yourselves at home. You are our guests ¦' S. W. Kurtz C. R. Wolever of honor. Please keep this in mind during ; Faculty Advisor—S. L. Wilson your stay with us. We feel that there is j Editorial Stnit ; nothing too much for us to do to make this a Vid Jones—Sports Editor Norma Knoll—I itcrary Editor real holiday for you. ; IMaroon To Our Guests ahcf Mr. Heistand said.. Durin g the time of the war and for some years after if was accepted that the association of a Grand Duke was the beginning of the conflict , but facts have been brought forth since which show that for eight years before its beginning Europe and many Americans had been wanting war , the speaker said* He also sta ted that after many young college] men had seen service over seas they wrote to the presidents of their college stating their convictions that war was not right and a folly. ... Exclusive Wearing Apparel ... J. J. Newberr y Co. Across from CAPITOL THEATRE Bloomsburg , Pa. T. W, BELLOWS, Manager WWWWWW\ZVWWWWVWWW> /WN/\/ •• -.•. .. ¦ • ¦ know - . ..; ¦• ¦¦ .,- . . , The fun we , have entertaining you so. 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The Oldest and MOST Progressive Confectionery Store in Bloomsburg Phone 107 / 112 East Main Street ", WWW>i |iMl VyVVVVWWW ^V WWW WVWVVWyMWVWtfWVWVW WWW WWW WV ^^ * P A T R O N I Z E O U R A D V E R T IS E R S - I l i t e r a ry I I I The Leaf A little leaf lay curled Brown and wrinkled, Cracked and sere, Like a wee elf Curled up for a nap, ^ As if he were all unaware Of passing summer 's beauty Or coming w inter 's care. A. Margerite Eaton Les Miserabeles Yes, Freshmen , we're j ust out of High School. We hear it from morning till night. I suppose that the teachers consider That our High School career was not right. They fro wn at our terrible conduct , Our thoughts of what's right and what 's * wron g, Till you 'd think we're the worst group created , And we're trying so hard to belong. But we Freshmen are sports and take "razzing " Fr©m stud§nts and faculty too, For someday we too will be nagging At what other poor freshmen do. But yet in our hearts we're forgiving Don 't you notice how sweetly we smile. Don 't worry—we're wise—we remember— Our report cards come out after while. Miriam Hartt The Slight Mistake At one-thirty that day we came to a fork in the road. Both roads were marked with State Highway Markers , "To Denver." The Commodore asked me , since I had the maps in my lap, to see which road was marked the best. I looked at the map and told her that the one to the southeast look best. We took the southern-most of the two , and soon the Blue Swan was winging her way over its gravel bed , but with no great speed; for it was rough. All that afternoon we traveled through beautiful country . The road wound through low golden sand dunes pastelled here and there with pale green-gray sage that threw its spicy tang out on the hot dry air. The dazzling golden sunlight tinctured the whole world with a radiance that made every detail of the landscape stand out in relief. A way in the distance , sometimes nearer, sometimes farther away, as the road approached and receded , the mountains , like blue castles , towered in the distance. As the atternoon waned and evenin g appro ached , snow ca pped turre ts pearled to pink and gold as the sun sank lower in to the western sky. At sunset they flushed and finall y deeped to royal purp le. The sky had deepened from the pale afternoon azure t o p ure t ur q uoise fle cked here and there wit h tiny barque , like clouds . of purest gold. The golden sand dunes showed wine-red tints. I t was in the midst of such beaut y as this that we came to a sudden stop. Not six car lengths ahea d of us, the botto m seemed to have dro pp ed out of the road. The Commodore and Ca ptain got out to investigate the matter at once. They returned with the re port that the bridge was washed out. Ah matters stood , we had traveled since onethirty, over miserable roads , were just forty miles off our route , and the road ended in this washed-out bridge! I had picked the route! It was sunset ,—we were in a strange place , and had no idea where we could camp for the night. In fact , we had not even a place to turn around. About two o'clock that afternoon we had passed a gas station , but that must easily have been ten miles back , and that far at least we must go for a place to camp . The Commodore looked at me—the Captain looked at me—and Kit looked at me.—All the furies that Gods might rent on mortals were rented on me. A storm of frowns broke on me—then a rain of angry words. It was all my fault , and if ever mortal were made to feel that anything was her fault Mildred Elmstead —it was I! My Habits of Study Every night from seven-fifteen until ninethirty we have study hour. As soon as the bell rings , I set to work with m y books determined to finish as soon as possible. During the first hour I work very hard, trying to concentrate on my subj ects. Then I decide that I have done ensygh of my work, and I think about something to eat. I go traveling through the dormitory in search of food , but most of the time I can't find any. I come back to my room without being lucky. Now I will study . I open my book and count the number of pages I have to read. I decide that the teacher has given me too much work . I can't spend all my time on his subj ect. Well , I have to study , so I guess I will begin. I read about two pages—and I think of something I 'd like to eat. I know there isn 't anything in the dormitory , so I try to study again . I sit looking at the page for ten minutes and then decide it 's too deep for me , anyhow. I wonder how soon the ninethirty bell will ring. It rings! and I go ramA Freshman bling through the dormitory. The Tale of a Skunk One fine May mornin g about the time the sun begins its laborious journey to the zenith , I awoke to go over in my mind the prospects for the days entertainment. A day off should , perhaps , suggest rest and quiet when one has been used to the rush and racket of a boiler factory, but I wished , rather , something exciting or a bit unusual . In this peace and quiet what could there be. Birds singing, blue skies , fragrant breezes— satisfaction for some moods but not for mine. Nature 's harmony ! It almost disgusted me; I didn 't want it. Oh , for somethin g to break it! Then it came, The light breeze that was stirring suddenly brou ght to my nose the pungent odor of a near-by skunk. At the same time my Mother 's voice called excitedly from the kitchen window. Jumping out of bed , I dressed hurriedly and hastened to the scene of the excitement. App arently curiosity is as strong in the lower animals as in man , or could I say woman , for outside just back of the wood-pile was an unhappy brush-tail kitten who had evidently been investigatin g the mysteries of a mayonnaise jar. At any rate it was frantically trying to work the j ar off its head. To much interested in its own trouble , it P A T R O N I Z E OUR paid little attention to my Father who was bravely circling the woodpile with a 32 calibre revolver in his hand , hoping to end the trouble with a single shot , He drew a bead and while the female members of the family stuck their fingers in their ears , he pressed the trigger. Nothing happened. I turned my eyes fro m the skunk and saw that Father was doing something to the gun and muttering under his breath. The gun had j ammed and as he was due at the office he left me in charge and I soon succeeded in putting the pistol in order. Fine! But by this time the animal had gotten under the house and was frantically knocking the jar against the dining room floor. Mother , who had been laughing till her sides ached up to this time , suddenly lost the humor of the situation. Gradually the knocking ceased and one of the neighbors suggested that the "jarred" animal had suffocated , while another with a rather perverted sense of humor set "Rover " and "Shep " on the trail. A few minutes later two frightened ; crest fallen , well perfumed dogs emerged fro m under the porch. We understood the skunk was not dead. My sister arriving upon the scene about this time , pointed out the fact that the poor animal was suffering. Couldn 't someone take the jar off its head? She saw the d ogs, sni ff ed and wished sh e h adn 't said anything. All became quiet except for the monotonous thumping of the jar against the diningroom floor. Then suddenl y it ceased and th e object of interest or rather center of excitement appeared unexpectedly . I took quic k ai m a nd f ired , the glass jar immediately smashed and the skunk stood stripped of his crown. A double-barreled shot-gun finished the story for everyone but me. With a pick and shovel , the longest-handled rake I could find and a wheelbarrow I performed the funeral services. It was almost all over. Again the birds sang, the sky seemed even a more perfect blue , but nature produced her own discord. There were no fragrant breezes. Bluffing a Teacher They say it cannot be done, bu t I know that it can be done. Teachers always find a lot of satisfaction in saying, "No st udent ca n bl u ff me and get aw ay w ith it ". Poor foolish teachers ! They are bluffed by half of the students they pass and still do not k now th at they are being bluffed. I know it can be done because I have tried it and "have gotten aw ay w ith it ". As far as the teachers were concerned my bluffs were successful. It was I who lost out in the end. I never really worked an algebra problem in my life ; yet my final average in algebra was around eighty-five. I can tell you just why this happened. Because my first teacher didn 't care whether I did my work or not, and because my second teacher was a lovely* old man who felt so sorry for poor, ignorant me, I came through algebra with a fairly good grade. Let a man teacher think that you need his strong arm to help you through , and you will get through. Because I did not know algebra, I had to bluff my way through •chemiscontinucd on p ag e 4 A D V E R T I S E R S , Rev. J. T. Heistand Armistice Day Speaker continued from pa ge 2 In that conflict fifteen million young men between the ages of nineteen and twenty-three were killed. Many of them had careers and bright futures before them. Rev. Mr. Heistand stated emphatically, '* 'I believe so thorou ghly in peace and in the folly of war I would be put in prison rather than serve in another war. " He told the cost ot the war in his own company in which out of 450 men , of whom over 370 were college men , only 56 came back. The others were left "over there somewhere. " Some of those who came back were hopelessly crippled. As teachers we can impress on children the uselessness and barbarity of war. And as America possesses two-thirds of the wealth of the world she correspondingly holds twothirds of the responsibility for world peace. Rev. Mr. Heistand left the impression that we have a moral and civic responsibility not only to talk of peace, but to back our speech with acts in its favor. Dinner C omm ittee Jack Tay lor , Chairman R aymond H od ges Lois Demott Laura Schultz Regina Williams Clarence Wolever M iss Ward Dance Committee HOSTS: Social Committee of the Community Government Association. Members ot the Committee: Gertrude Schraeder , Chair. Mabel Gearhart Congetta Pecora Ethel Keller Miriam Forsylhe Marion Klinger Grace Lord Jack Hall Maudrue O'Connell Dave Shoemaker N ancy Haynes Thomas Beagle Vid Jones Robert Dew Bluffing a Teacher continued from page 3 try . My teacher being a man , I got through. Then to bluff a woman teacher , just let her think that you think she is always right. Women glory in thinking that they are always right. Let her think that she is your young ideal of a teacher. So it goes. Make them believe that they know everything, but do your own thinking, student. If you care only about getting through , go ahead and bluff. But those of you who really want to get all you can out of a subject , don't bluff but work your way through a course. A Freshman "Marty " Sekulski: What 's the difference between a girl and a horse? Beck; I don 't know. Sekulski: You must have some wonderful dates. L U S T I G' 8 Two-PnntH ' Suit Shop .. .'. 1*. For M011 and Future Men .' '. 7 East Main Street :•; Bloomsburg, Pa If its AUTO Refinishing INTERIOR Decorating Call U»:-:We Know How P. K. Vannatta Catherine Street :•: Bloomsburg, Pa. Nature Has Its Way With tin cups rattling and boys making a lot of noise, the Nature Club started out Saturday afternoon. There were twenty-one members counting our sponsor , Professor Hartline. Not until we had assembled at Science Hall did he tell where we were going. After winding throu gh two or three alleys we reached the Brooklyn bridge separating East Bloomsburg from the main city, and we crossed over to the railroad tracks by which we traveled for about fifteen rods. Then we took an abrupt turn seemingly straight up. Caroline Roller brought her camera , so she walked up the hill backwards in order to be able to snap a picture at a moment 's notice. The new Frosh members were fond of giving advice , but no one thought much about that. At last the top was reached and everyone gave a lingering look toward the Susquehanna and bade farewell to the mountain path . The popular name for the mountain is Hogsback because it is a higb narrow ridge of rock and rough on the top. In a little nest in the woods overlooking the river we built three campfires. Honorable mention should be given to our president , Ivor Robbins , for blowin g a big blaze. Mr. Hartline always makes the coffe e and whether he puts in five tablespoon sful or se venteen it 's alway s good to the last drop. Ask Frosh Kafka and Evancho how many 'hot-dogs ' they ate. We threw dirt and water on the campfire , assembled our paraph ernalia , and began to wind our way down the mountainside. Because of the slippery leaves some of the girls had to walk only part way down. At various times we stopped to view the different stars and to hear the brook below. Somebody, either Esther Yeager or Harriet Harry, started a song service vith 'Sweet Adeline ' or 'Old Black Joe. ' Frosh George began to holler something about too much mustard , but Palsgrove smothered his war- cry and peace again reigned until we approached B. S. T. C. when Karleen Hoffman said she had left her handkerchief. Oliver Krapf saved the day by pulling out a red bandana and handing it to the lady in grief. Another Organization Waller Hall girls continue to organize for various reasons. Recently a group of girls met in room 480 to sing a few favorite hymns , read the scriptures and discuss relative mat * ters. Before the session was over the decision was reached to hold a weekly meetin g of the group and from indicated interest there will be an increase in members. Officers will be elected and everything carried along in parliamentary order . Alumni Personals Elias P. Morg an , President '24, is principal of a junior high school in Hnzleton. Joe Gallagh er, '24, is teachin g in Hazleton. Mathilda Mench is teaching in Scott township High School. Frances Shaughness y is a student in the dental school at U. of P. Alice Pennington , '29, is t eachin g in t he Benton Vocational School. P A T RO N I Z E O U R Use your Head Use your Cash Bonds Just like money - AT — H E M I N G W A Y ' S STUDENTS CARED — WELL FOR AT — Row 's Barber Shop 5 BARBERS 'W » I M —I M » M » 5 -:- ( I— « ¦» « « ¦ II — l«»O ^»»««l ^«M» (I^W>^»T" t~mi~m" r~i hi — >v^wv«rb |_, *~>n_ i H i ^ r^j f ^ ^ iimii ^ r'r^ ^ r^ ^ n a QUICK LUNCH 142 East Main Street Bloomsbu nJ , Pa. rw i_i ~ » <_¦ " >OO rw i^V y » ^^%^ * ^ Bloomsburg Shoe *^y^ u -s- Repa ir Shop -:ON T H E S Q U A R E P a u l L o n ge nb e r g e r BARTO N T. PURSEL 120 West Main Street •:• Below the Square Mens Suits $1.00 Mcns Overcoats and Topcoats 1,00 • . . . . Mens Pants ,50 Ladies Dress • • • 1.00 Ladies Coats (no extra charge for fur trim) 1.00 . ^O^^ ftft ^ HM t« ^ lt« ^fr l)«i *tIdi ^MMMMl ^^ MMHM fc ^^ MMHMl ^HM i^ B»l MB»f I^M I^ ^ M t lf l ENDICOTT - JOHNSON S H O E S Shoes for the Modern College Students $2.00 $3.00 $4.00 $0.00 We are offering a Special Prize for Foot-ball Men Ask Your Manager Sli onr & Slinrjiln it . l' ropN< lilooiiiNliuri} . I'n. PHILLIPS iiiiiiii Mii|i iii,iiiiiiii;miiiiiiiMi>liiiiiii iiii credit for their fine playing. Team 12, Betterly, Captain , won one half of their games and put up a hard battle for the others. Team 13, Lyons, Captain , won more than one half of their games and those lost were by a very small margin. No member of this team missed a game. Team 14, Banta , Captain , won more than one half of their games but lacked cooperation of all members. There were several absences and much indifference. Team 18, Maddox , Captain , won one half of their games and took their defeat like real sportsmen. Team 17, Hubler, Captain , were the champions, winning all games but one and tied this with Kelley's team. This tie was played off on Thursday. She won by very large margins and her scores are as follows: 41-28, 42-35, 60-29 , 67-31, 68-17, 42-26 , 68-45, 34-8, 71-44. Each team played 10 games. If they won one half of their games and were not late or absent they received 100 points toward their numeral. For every game lost under one half they lost 5 points and for every one won over one half they received 5 extra points. Each late detracted 3 points and each absence detracted 10 points. Senior Volley Ball Scores To Date There are 12 t eams in t he t ournamen t , t his means more Senior girls are interested in athletics this season than for several years. The captains and games won or lost are: Captain Won Lost Klischer 3 1 Reitz 4 Ivey 1 3 Ramsavage 3 1 Donahoe 1 3 1 . 3 Jones Wilson 4 Pennington 3 1 r Richards 3 Novak 1 1 Davis 2 * Machie 3 Slang to the Rescue! A stalwart senior girl was doin g her utmost to quiet her little room-mate, who had just received a deficiency. "Aw for bawlin' ink, kid, cut it out," said th e senior , gently patting her friend. "Don't tie y our h air in knots ov er a little slip of paper ' 'cause that old tomato-blond teacher is half-baked anyway." But the poor freshman heaved another sigh. "Don't cry little girl , we won't sell the farm , we'll give the darn thing away," said the big sister , in a sympathizing voice. "Snap out of it , now, kid ! You've done enough. Come, kid , you 're going with me to the snazziest little movie in town. So step on it!" exclaimed the senior , as she pulled her little roomie to her feet and rushed to the closet to get their hats. The fr eshman wa s feeling better and w hy not ? Big sisters are not alw ay s so kind to hel pless ones, and it surely is a rare occasion when a senior parts with her pennies to show a freshie a good time. "O, Boy!" cried the freshie, as she looked in the mirror. "Just look at my eyes!" Then the powder puff was called into action. A daub of rouge on each cheek. A flourish of the lipstick. And presto! there emerged a perfectly adorable baby face. "Gee, kid , you've got the cutest little baby face" said the senior, smiling as she cocked her own hat on one side of her head. "Well, old dear, you're not such a bad oilpainting yourself,", returned the freshie with a smile. Then , after another hurried glance in the mirror , the senior exclaimed reassuringly, "wish I could wear clothes like you can. Gee, dearie, you look just like Astor 's horse." The door banged and the two girls , went arm in arm down the hall , humming the old familiar tune, "We Are Two Jolly CosumpA Freshman tives." • Y. W. Notes "Testing Our Faith ," the Y. W. C. A. topic for the week, was admirabl y handled by Dorothy Schmidt , the leader. The first chapter of James formed the basis of the discussion. It stated the need of faith for salvation , and in prayer. Faith without works is, as we know , valueless , and the man with true faith can be discovered throu gh his works. "Be ye doers, therefore , and not hearers only." A beautiful vocal selection , "The Lord Is My Shepherd ," was rendered by seven girls and formed a charmin g conclusion to the meeting. P A T R O NI Z E O U R BLOOM WINS FROM MANSFIELD TAKE OVER LOCK HAVEN continued from page 1 Shellapy Warman quarter back Pish Yaretski left half back Hartman Coursen right half back White Rudowski full back Score by peri od s : Bloom 0 0 0 6—6 Mansfield 0 0 0 0—0 Touchdows: Jones. Referee , Bartholomew; Ump ire , Stanley ; Head-linesmen , Engle. Substitutions: Bloom , Keller for Thomas; Jaffin for Yaretski; Jones for Jaffin; Baker for Pennington; Wadas for MacKenzie. Mansfield: Sunday for Shellapy; Moyer for Sims. In a drizzling rain which made the field a veritable sea of mud Bloomsburg mud heroes defeated Lock Haven 6 to 0. The mud was so deep that both teams were greatly handicapped by it. Both teams resorted to a kicking game as neither team could do much by carrying the ball. The only score of the game came in the first period when Rudowski threw a forward pass over center to Yaretski, who only had to take two steps to the goal line. Score Bloomsburg 6—Lock Haven 0 Do You Know That ,— Our Home-coming is going over with a bang? We again take this opportunity to express our thanks to the various committees who were diligent in carrying out their respective tasks. As for the Alumni , all we wish to do is—make you feel at home and proud of the fact that you can claim B. S. T. C. as your Alma Mater. It is your duty to tell the Alumni that next week we play Wyoming? Ask them whether they can come to that game and see the traditional B. S. T. C. foe , bite the dirt?. If the football men play these next two games like they did at Mansfield—well all I can say is "taps—for Stroud and Wyoming. " You can 't imagine "how sorry we are that we can 't print any personals , this week?" What 'dya say—Jhin Jhin Cabbage? Some ignoble Frosh are raising a fund to be used for the purchase of ear-muff's and mittens for the poor little squirrels that are scampering about our campus? Come around I have three cigar coupons which you may have—w ith which you can build a bon-fire for them. (By "them " I mean both Frosh and Squirrels.) We have one student on our campus who surely upholds his Harvard tradition "You can always tell a Harvard man , but you can 't tell him anythin g "? The funny part about this column lies in the fact that we endeavor to get the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth? What 's your name? We can walk, or even run a mile for a Camel , because Luckies never affect our wind? Well , customers , I'm up and rarin ' to go, so I'll loosen up and come across with a rare bit , and I don ' t need no chafing-dish for it , either. But I digress— 1 must remember to keep off digress. Heh , Heh . Well to return to my subj ect; it seems like a smart Senior asked a dumb Frosh "How would continued on page 6 A D V E R T S I E R S CAPIT O L Popular Prices TO-DAY (ONE Popular Pictures DAY) ONLY William Haines in "SPEEDWAY" Anita Page WITH T Ernest Torrence Ka rl Dane - The management of the Capitol Theatre takes this opportunity to welcome all the Alumni of B. S. T. C. and their many friends on the occasion of the Annual Home-coming Day. We trust that you will make the Capitol a stopping place for 'sound' entertainment during the day and renew old acquintances REA & DERIGK HOME - MADE ICE CREAM Cigarettes :-: Sodas :-: Perfumes ..The Barber Shop .. . - . .'. At the Foot of the Hill .* . .'. RAY HARLEY B. Pursel , Jr. $1.00 Men 's Suits 1.00 Men 's Overcoats and Topcoats .50 Men ' s Pants 1.00 Ladies ' Dresses 1.00 Ladies ' Coats (no extra charge for fur trim) 106 East Main Street -:Bloomsburg, Pa. Dollar - Dry - Cleaner COLUMBIA TALKIN G PICTDRE HEADQUARTERS WELCOME BACK ALUMNI OF K» S* X« G» PROGRAM WEEK OF NOV. 18 Monday and Tuesday Richard Dix I n h is latest All-Talkin g Romance Drama "The Wheel of Life" Wednesday and Thursday Ken Murray R-K-0 VOD-VIL ARTIST In the All-Talking and Singing Sensation Columbia County Girl's Outdoor Basketball Title Decided on B. S. T. C. Court Second Half Rally Gives Millville Victory On the college court , Wednesday evening, amid cheers of over 500 interested spectators the Millville Vocational High School girls tbo _k the Qrangeyilj e Vocational High School girls into camp for an 11-9 victory, to determine the championship of the County High Sj chool Basketball League. The game was close all the way and was hard fought. Orangeville held to a 7 to 4 advantage at half time but was unable to withstand Millville 's rally during the last half. M. Bowman starred for Orangeville and Watts and Taylor played well for Millville: Lineup and Summary Orangeville (9) Millville (11) Taylor R. Bowman forward M. Bowman forward Watts Pennington center Demott Mordan side center L. Taylor Hippensteel guard Piatt guard Lawton M ega rgell Substitutions: Orangeville—Dildine for R. Bowman. Dodson for Hippensteel. Two point scores—M. Bowman 4 , Taylor 1. One »point scores—Dildine 1, Taylor 4 , Watts 5. Referee—Harold Hidiay; linemen—Frank Golder and Haven Fortner ; scorer, Charles John , all of Bloomsburg State Teachers College. Time of periods—8 minutes. Conrad Nagel In Vitaphone All-Talkie "Kid Gloves" — Do You Know That , "Half Marria ge" Friday and Saturday j ** P OV9 — L| ^ - _ ~|J^ ri |T | — x i continued from page 5 you like to know how to make a cigarette lighter for nothing?" and the D. F. evinced a desire to know how , so he says, "Just cut the end off it. " Oh , boy, ain t that awe«inspiring? It was time for roll call at the Polish Institute. The Professor sneezed and six students jumped to their feet and cried "present." PATRONIZE OUR I , ^Ifil II _ ¦ \— _ — | _ ~UI_ -|_ -~ IT . ~ll l_ ^yj> ^^^ O^^^ KMW^f >^^^ MWW t^»f> ^^^ KM^y^ fr-^^^ f |, -, — -| ¦—- -| ,, — -, . y 0 ^p j ?^^^ O^Wfr f l^i^Mt^^^ Ht^B )^ >^ ^ < ^ Leader Store Co. "T he Store off Quality " J. ¦K. - L. - M. John W. Knies , Mgr. Bloomsburg , Pa. Moyer Bros., Inc. Pete Ervins* Ice Cream Special—IC E CREAM SODAS lOc. Whitman 's & Lovell and Covel Chocolates Prescription Druggists since 1868 Mark Lifes Milestones— with PHOTOGRAPHS The Bloomin' Sentinel Waller Hall girl : I don't like these pictures. They don't do me justice." Photographer: "Justice? Lady what you want is mercy. " Dan Minor: "Tommy, tell the class about Lindbergh's great feat." Tommy : "I never saw them but I can tell about Charlie Chaplin 's." • Frosh James ; A steamboat 340 feet long and 35 feet wide has two smoke stacks painted white. 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