I Ma^ 2p May . 20 "THE SWAN" NORMAL WE RUG ORCHESTR A WAS A FINE DISPLAY IN CONTINUES CONCERT IN SUCCESS CHAPEL WINNING AUDITORIUM (lust Study Rugs and Live With Amateur Player s Showed Remark- Second Victory For Bloomsburg ' Held Tuesday Evening. Walter able Ability in Handling on Week-End Tri p. Score Them in Order to Know P. Joh ns Render ed Several Their Parts. Them Thorou ghly. Was 26 to 6. Solos. The program for Friday Chapel was n charge of Professor Eeams, who ecured for us Miss Marie Yousso>o\iff , rug connoisseur. Miss Yousso>ouff is a Russian by birth ; she was i refugee to Constantinople at the ime of the Russian Revolution. A e\v years ago she received a position nth a large rug company in London. ifter a few years work with this comiany she became a connoisseur of )riental Rugs. She now works for a inn which has a large store in New fork. This firm has many represenatives in the East. Miss Yousso>ouff spends much of her time in the Cast. She explained that one must tudy rugs and live with them in order o thoroughly know them. Someone said t*hat in order to know •ugs one must be a genius, bu t this :onnoisseur avers that genius will do me no good in learning to know rugs mless it be combi ned with study. Hiss You ssopouff tells us that she has >cen over the trails the Roosevelts :rossed into Turkestan many times, iome times on camels and other times in horseback. Rugs are divided into five types: Turk i sh , Caucasian , Persi an, Bokhara mn d Chin ese, (the Chinese are not so Smportant because not so many good tones are being made by them). The irug has five values: collection , selliing, color , quality and antique val lugs; each is dependent upon the othsr. The Turks use one knot in making the rug, the Persians another , and in the Bokhara rugs another is used. lit is interesting to observe that in H' urkey the girl begins to weave a rug us part of her downy, when she is iibout four years of age. Miss Youssonouff had with her quite a few rugs Illustrative of different types. Some ') f the most interesting were ': a Shiraz fug, a copy of a royal Persian rug of Hie fifteenth century, a cover for a uun el'sjj. hump, a saddle cover, four lurkish vnga , loaned by Miss Dorranco if Kingston and a bridal rug made by Turkish girl. She pointed out diffN'ent characteristics of the different Wpos of rugs, especially of the MoMimmodnn prayer ruga. The old and costly rugs are mostly in gold and ¦wn , which shades cannot bo exactly oopjed by present dyo-workers, The ii'tn in New York received two gigantic prayer rugs from tho Mosque of Vhilul llamid that ' wore too largo to qo laid out in tho store ; thus rugs mry from that aho down to tho smlie cover, not more than two feet liu are. The Btudents all onjoyod. this talk \ The annual Dramatic Club Play was given last Friday night and was a decided success. "The Swan " by Ferenc Molnar has only recently been released for amateur production and is somewhat difficult to stage but our players showed remarkable ability in handing their parts. The plot proved very exciting. It was a night of real entertainment. We appreciated the amount of work spent on its production. In the first scene we saw the classroom of the young. Princess. The second brough t us to the banquet hall of the castle and who could help gasping at its splendor ! The stage setting was beautiful. The third scene found us viewing the drawing room of the castle. It was all very delightful. If only more of us could have seen it! A seventh inning rally at East Stroudsburg Saturday afternoon gave Bloomsburg Normal' s undefeated baseball team a 5-4 victory over the Normal School of that place and forc^ ed the Stroudsburg nine to lower her colors in defea t for the first time in two years. Bloomsburg 's victory over the "Big Red" team was the second on the .week-end trip, following a 12 to 6 victory gained over Keystone Academy at FaetoryvUle on Friday. It was the four th of the season. The game at East Stroudsburg was a hard battle. Bloomsburg got the lead wi t h two runs in the first but was wiped out when the home team, after scoring one in the itiitial round , scored t hree runs and ended scor ing for the day. Bernard Roan pitched the full nine innings for Bloomsburg .and allowed nine hits. He was given faultless suppur t while the home team also "Glee Club Concert—May 20." played errorless ball behind Brown and Masticic. MR. NELSON AT MEETING Leo BIcGrath , whose bat played a ! large in the victory over KeyHELD IN HARRISBURG stone, part drove in the winning run. to Athletic Directors of Normal Schools "Red" Garrity, who was unable of takat Keystone on account play Meet Last Monday. ing part in a play presented here on to The heads of the Physical Educa- Fridny night, made the trip mornSaturday by train Stroudsburg tion Departments of all the Normal outSchools of Pennsylvania held a meet- ing. He had a busy day in the He also flies. collecte d six field and ng in Harrisburg last Monday. Th? another Russian, single. Bill had a purpose of the meeting was to reorganize the athletic association of Nor- varsity outfielder who was forced to of mal Schools, The main purpose of remain in Blnomsburg on account go to did not night , play Friday the this meeting, since it was the first , playing in his Vital Stroudsburg. was to get unity in legibility of play place, put up a fine game. ers, ofiieials, etc. Players did not stop to change to Each year two meetings of these clothes following the game, civilian directors are to be hold. In the fall immediately by bus f or but left meeting of this year the plan will be so they could reach here Bloomsburg to block our schedules for the differthe Junior Class Prom. in time for ent athletic teams representing the Wilson was retired at the After institutions in the sports for the year Wadas singled game, the start of 1929. The schedules for 1928 have by a pitched ball was hit Bradshaw already been arranged. The Normal The runner s fanned. McGrath and Schools are divided into two sections, passod ball and scored on a advanced tho Eastern which contains eight Norsingled. ski Yarshef when mal Schools and tho Western whicb Stroudsburg got one run in the last contains five Normal Schools. of the first .- Gibbons and Frey opened with singles and advanced on Kowalski' s out. Gibbons scored on the aquoeze play. Wadas threw out Kenfor the subject of rugs was noval and woy at first. Tho homo club took the lead in the many discoveries were mnde among Brown singled and Gibbons third. them In tho fact that Oriental Rugs can bo purchased for prices not fabul- walked. Froy advanced tho runners ous. Many stayed aftor chapel to ex- on his sacrifice. Kowalskle scored amine the rugs and to ask questions. Miss YouHBopouf T seomod "to know her rugB." Continued on Pago Eight. On Tuesday evening the Bloomsburg State Normal Orchestra, under the direction of Miss H. M. Moore, held their annual concert in the auditorium. This sshool orchestra may be favorably compared with other school orchestras, for it ranks among the finest. Those who attended the concert must surely' have recognized the genius of our orchestra. The variations of the program ¦showed their earnestness to please their audience. Mr. Walter P. Johns, well-known baritone , favored us with a choice selection of songs. His accompanist for the evening was Mi's. R. F. Calley. The entire program was most fav- ' orably received by the audience. The program was as follows: 1. Overture, "Tambourin " from "Cephale et Procuis. " 2. "Air on the G String." 3. "Minue t" from "Conerto for Strings in F Major. " 4. "Andante " from "Surprise Symphony. " Baritone Solos—Walter P. Johns. (1). "I Pitch My Lonely Caravan at Night." (2). "Passing By." (3) . "She Stoops to Conquer. " 5. "Waltz of the Fairy Dolls." 6. "The Swan" from "Carnival of the Animals. " 7. "Norwegian Dance. " Baritone Solos by Walter P. Johns. (1). "Friend O' Mine." (2). "A Brown Bird Singing. " (3). "Just Been Wondering. " 8. Selection , "Faust. " 9. "Priest's March" from "Athalia." The members of the Normal School Orchestra are : Director—Miss Harriet M. Moore. First Violin—Madge Terwilliger, Edgar E. Richards, Lois D. Seehrist, Mary M. Falhringer, Eleanor Letterman, Leroy Baer, Richard D. Frymire, Margaret Caawell, Marian Pickett. Second Violin—Claude E. Miller , M*ary A. Havtman , Doroth y M. Foote, Loretta A. Fleming, Edna Kulick , Stella M. Murray, Mildre d R. Lowry, Cathryn Gruber. Viola—Lawronce Croasy. Piano—Lucy Rood. Saxophone—Alice I. Jones, Grace Weltor. 'Cello—S, Irvine Shortoss. Trombone—Jnmes R. Bittenbondor. Clarinet—Kathryn Pierco , Carl Getz. •• Drums—W. Brooke Yeagor, Jr. Cornet—William Lctterman. M t ag From the Bench «g -rm ret urne d it t o M cGra th, wh o h u rried JUNIOR VARSITY WIN 1 1 1 * While the Normal Varsity was taking the hide of East Stroudsburg on Saturday afternoon , the Junior Varsity was.also adding laurels.to the school by decisively defeating Espy High School by the score of 6-4. The Junior Varsity took an early lead which Espy was never able to overcome. Red Bamford pitched the entire game for the Junior Varsity while Savage went the entire route for Espy. Joe Kane, former captain of Bloomsburg team, played short stop for the Junior Varsity. Base stealing was very f ree, each team running wild at random. Austin came through f or the Junior Varsity wi t h three hi ts, while Fausey collected two hits for Espy. The line-ups : Coach Booth was on pins and needCaptain Bradshaw worried An- les af ter the fourth inning rally by thony, Keystone's pitcher, and as a re- the Keystone boys. In this frame sult Brad walked three times. Each they scored four runs. time he scored. //// / 1 > / eye with Yaraslxefski was hit in the The coaching on the base lines ina wild heave by the short stop in the stalled much fight in pur boys. Keystone game. However, he was able to remain in the game. r f / 1 "Red" Garrity, who jo urneyed to East Stroudsburg on Saturday mornMcGrath had a perfect day at bat ing, played errorless ball , fielding peron Friday. He collected a triple, two fectly six tries. He also had a pretty singles and a walk. double. t» / / r t t r , NORMAL DOWNS KEYSTON E chased i the runner down and o nBrad ly one r un Win Over Etpy by the Score of 6*4. Defeats Keystone Academy For the «a r. " scored on the play. Second Time This Season. Austin Had Three Hits. it home to Bradshaw. The sixth inning rally by our boys I r i t Hidlay was thr own o ut at hom e was too much for East Stroudsburg while trying" to stretch a three base to overcome. hit into a home run. The defeat handed East Stroudsr t f f burg ws§ their first in two years. Junior Varsit y. Wadas featured with the Ty Cobb / / // R H 0 A E stunt when he stole home. He also 1 1 3 0 0 scored two runs in the game*. Wadas collected three clean hits in Fortner, 2b. i i t t 1 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 Fowler, c.-lb Austin , lb.-c. Keyentered the i Kane, ss. All of our boys posifilled the they stone game and Wilson placed some pretty hits on Bitler, If. tions excellently. Saturday but fate was against him Lavelle, 3b and the East Stroudsbu rg boys picked Nuss, rf. /// / Stiner, cf them off luckily. Bamford , p. Evans pitched airtight ball for six / // / the Saturday contest. innings at Keystone. /// / > i i i Fritz relieved him in this frame. The boys did not stop to change uniforms in order to hurry home for 11 > i t i i i Teddy Vi tal, making his debut in Joe Bra dshaw decided h e 'd like to the varsi ty line-up, made a spectacu- walk home from Broad Mountain but lar catch after chasing a long drive he soon changed his mind. past the foul line. \ "Glee Club Concert— May 20." i » > t Roan 's hobby on the trip was collecting rings. He was not successful in his efforts. i > > i SENIORS APPLY FOR CERTIFICA TES Eckie Kraynack furnished the en- Mr. Sutliff Holds a Meeting on Wedj oyment for the entire team with his nesday of This Week. latest song hit. (5n Wednesday of this week at McGrath had a tripl e with three M., while the Juniors were men on base. This started the scor- 12:00 A.chapel , the Seniors gathered ing for both teams in the Friday con- holding together in rooms K. and L. where test. they received application blanks they were to fill out and send Ziddie showed the boys where a which within twenty-four in to Mr. homer was not a homer, when he for- hours. TheSutliff as Mr. Sutapplications, got to tag all the bases. liff explaine d, were for the Normal School certificate for the course which / >// student had taken. Mr. Sutliff The team complete d their first dou- the presided at the meeting and gave ble play ot the season with a fast one clear directions to the group in refrom Wilson to Kraynack to McGrath. gards to filling out the application. i 11 1 1 i > > //// Claude Miller added to the entertainment, of the group with a vocal solo. / / / / Bobby Wilson worked the pitchers hard with his many foulH. Yet he was unable to place a hit. 1 1 1 1 Slusser still remains errorless with his playing at second base. i 11 i The boys took Evans out. of a big hole in the sixth. With three men on base a fast one was hit to Slu sser. He I 10 9 3 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 1 6 13 27 7 Espy. the Junior Prom. Kelch ne r, ss. Dietrich, 3b. Fiorini , 2b. Mericle, c. Savage, p. Fausey. If. F. Wowler, lb La u bach , cf Pursel, rf. Shaffe r, 2b. R 1 0 0 1 —1 0 2 3 0 2 1 3 0 1 H O 1 0 0 2 1 2 1 9 1 0 2 0 0 A 0 3 2 0 2 0 1 1 9 2 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 Umpire—Dietrick. Scorer—Livsey. 0 0 0 2 4 9 24 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 Coach Booth's Maroon and Gold squad journeyed to Factoryville where they met and defeated Key. stone Academy for the second time t*his season, by the score of 12-6. Keystone could not stand the strain of the heavy slugging bats of our boys and went down to easy defeat. Coach Booth is well pleased with the team he has collected and expects to go through the season without a setback. It sure looks as though his predictions will come true. -If the boys continue playing the brand of ball the rest of the season, that they have been playing to date, there won't be any doubt of it. Our boys well deserved the contest as they clouted the ball to all corners of the lot in an easy manner. The line-up : Bloomsburg. A3 R H O A Wilson , ss. 4 1 0 2 1 Wadas, 3b. 4 2 1 0 2 Bradshaw, c. 2 3 0 11 1 McGrath, lb. 4 3 3 8 1 Yarshefesky, rf. 5 0 0 0 0 Slusser, 2b. 4 2 1 1 3 Hidlay, cf. 4 0 0 1 0 Evans, p. 3 1 0 0 0 Vital, If. 3 0 0 4 0 Fritz, p. 2 0 0 0 0 1 Bloomsburg Keystone 35 12 5 27 8 3 0 3 12 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 13 0 2 0 B loo m sb ur g Keystone 6 8 2 7 10 4 :0 0 3 1 2 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 13 0 2 0 E 0 Keystone. 0 R H O A E 1 Cooke, ss. 0 0 1 4 2 0 Joh n s o n , 3b. 2 2 0 1 0 0 Halicki , lb. 2 2 5 11 0 Sch u ler , cf. 1 1 1 0 0 0 Martin , c. 0 1 13 2 0 0 Moss , If. 0 1 1 1 0 0 Metzer, rf. 0 0 2 0 0 0 B igelo w, 2b. 0 0 2 1 1 1 1 2 0 0 1 Anthony, p. "Glee Club Concert— May 20." LOCKER ROOM NEWS "Glee Club Concert—May 20." MOTHER'S DAY We are glad to inform the readers that Charlie John is back with us bravest battle that was ever ufcain. We appreciate his baritone The fought ; solos very much. Shall I tell you, Where and when ? On the maps of the world you will / /*/ find it naught, It was found by the mothers of men, Those of us who had dates for the A woman 's love is mighty, but a mothProm had a good time. Those who er s is weak, ' did n't have dates had some sort of a And by itheart weakness overcomes. time. > / / / When You Want GOOD EATS go to f i l ly 's Confectionery j j HOLTON SAXOPHONES Some sinner nailed one of the windows up and we must freeze after taking a shower. Sam Fortner reports that the water was cold again last ' Saturday. TRUMPETS , TROMBON ES , Etc. t > i i VEGA VIOLINS and BANJOS LEEDY & LUDWIG DRUMS Special Discount to Norma l School Wo had a good time this week playStudents or Gra duates. ing bnttcbnll in gym classes. Many of developed into home run hitters They Serve the Best j us while others of us are strike outs. Jap Fritz had a perfect day at bat on Mon- 234 Mill Stree t -tDanville , Pa. nTHifETHmtiJifairiit gtfarai«iMi gtggday. Write For Free Catalog!. t OLIVER YOHN & CO. I ¦ ....Oitor IGtfrrar g i?parim«tf.... ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ I ! EDUCATION teaches, provided she can put her SENIOR CLASS SONG THAT WHICH LASTS knowledge across; Cer t ain habi t s and skills t ha t one fined as "Acquisition of the SpiriVene I. I like to look at lasting things, acquires serve to make him efficient- Thy walls of ivy tual Inheritance of the Race. " covered vines, And t o see the ancie n t traces, ly perform his work in the world. And thy campus fresh and green Where Time has brushed wit h h er They constitute the mechanical elewings, Shall ever in our hearts keep fresh Those of us who aspire to what we ments of service and are very essen¦pleased to term a higher education The rare—in so few places. tial in the effective execution of plans. Thy glories we have seen. > content to make a considerable The sources of knowledge arc Old apple trees on country roads, Chorus. crifice for what we receive. Many books , nature and people. That have stood a century, 'll love thee ever till the end. us spend the best years of our lives We learn unquestionably from We Bending down with their green load , school and emerge at the end of a books. Great writers out of their ex- Each voice thy name shall praise. To touch me—gracefully. ilege career wondering what edu- periences have pictured very vividly And with our love to thee we 'll send tion is all about. I like to stand upon the hills, variety and intensity of life. We Our love for "Twenty Seven. " Education has been define d by the And listen to strange, new sounds , profit by their experiences and Verse II. cholas Murray Butler as the "ac- can While the night a million diamonds ourselves to the changing adapt thus Your fame shall live in times to come , isition of the. spiritual inheritance conditions of our own existence. spills, And thy grandeur shall not die. the race." On the syk's fine satin gown. The field of n ature as a source of To help you reach the highest goal There is no doubt but that the knowledge is so big as to require I like to look at lasting things, ndamental purpose of an education small elaboration. When one stops to We 'll never cease to try. A light and thoughtless breezy gust, thw^ite. Education is the pro* contemplate nature he at once enters wfir Verse III. Passes me—a scent—and I weeping, ss of acquiring the knowledge that the realm of the spiritu al and he more 11 make possible complete living. fully appreciates life. "To him who in Our class has loved and e'en shall love Remember where lies some precious dust. le's purpose in securing an educa- the love of nature holds communion All the honor of thy name. —Eleanor Sands. m should be to acquire the knowl- with her visible forms, she speaks a Our hope shall always be to add ge that will make of him a finished, various language. Things which are To Bloomsburg's glorious fame. " "Glee Club Concert—May 20." ltured and useful member of so- beautiful and good in themselves inity. Every student should have a beauty and goodness. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." THE TRACK TEAM ecific aim in pursuing the course spire con t act s wi t h We learn f r o m our i at he has chosen and his every ef- people to a great extent. Each perIS MAKING PROGRESS j rt should be a step toward preparason with wh om one has associa ted has TEA AND HEARTS >n for the act ivi ty that he expec t s Each Night Members Come Out For toward one s something contributed ' follow in life. Practice. Impressions gaingeneral knowledge. It is te a t ime !t ea time !tea t ime ! There are people who go to school close contacts are carried through And the gong does ring, nply because it is "the thing " to do ed Each night on Mt. Olympus the fulife and affect one's throughout And our hearts do sing, because doing so gives them a certrack team spends a few hours, while habits. ture actions and W hen it 's t ea time ! t ea t ime! t ea the baseball team is practicing, in in prestige that can be acquired in value of an educaThe test of the aspirations t ime ! i other way. The social preparations for the coming meets of the indiachievement tion is the have they these people demand that wliich will be held in the near future. when he goes out to serve socollege education as a background , vidual For there will be snowy white bread , Differe nt fellows are ou t for diff erent ciety. The measure of success that herwise they cannot conform to the he j elly so sweet With events and the variety of aspirants attains will depend upon the kind anda r ds tha t ha ve b een set up by And spicy cold meat, show that we are going to have a of kn owledge that he has assimilated ilite society. To eat with the snowy white bread. large representing this instituteam applied . "Then give to the world Education recognize four kinds of and tion this year. Many of the baseball and the best will lowledge or products of education : the best you have spend fellows an hour or so practicing: Hearts do beat time ! beat time ! beat come back to you." teals, attitudes, habits and skills. previous to the baseball for track time ! —-M. Agnes Sweeney. An education should endow one practice. For to si t by you , ith high standards of beauty, exAnd your true eyes blue, "Glee Club Concert— May 20." "Glee Club Concert—May 20." illence and perfection. What if Makes hearts beat time ! beat time ! fantastic and beyond purely eals are beat time ! MUST ALLOW NEGRO RIGH TS salization ? High ideals actuate one SCHOOL DAYS better living and it is better to have When it's tea time ! tea tlir.s! tea Law Was an Infringement on the eals toward which to strive than to days fast are ebbing, time ! Fourteenth Amendment. >rish from the anaemia of no ideals, Now that school we soon approach the day, Won 't you sit by me, i the words I The B. S. N. S. Orchestra can be wery proud of the splendid program »vhich was rendered last Tuesday ¦evening. They deserVed a packed ¦house-, 'however , wha t the audience Backed in number they made up in enHhusiasm. ¦ //// Collections were taken up in Junior and Senior Chapel for the benefi t of the Mississippi Flood sufferers relief. Students were generous in response to the appeal of the Red Cross. //// The various committees of the Senior Class are rapidly rounding out th# differen t programs for Commencement Week. / / / / Wednesday was a field day for the various high schools in Columbia County. They arrived early and in large numbers. "Jupe " Pluvius refused to cooperate in making the day a complete success. i t i i The two lower tennis courts are being reserved for the varsity tennis teams from 3:00 until 6:00 P. M. and from 6 :30 un til 7:30 P. M., they are reserved for tennis candida te s who are on the baseball squad. Hand Names at a Table to the Com- A s soon as school was out last we ek mittee. We hastened to the prom— To get there brigh t and early The Senior Class will hold its an- And get our glad rags on. nual banquet on Thursday evening. May 19, in the dining room. All Sen- On entering the lobby iors who wish to sit" at a table with It was no fore-planned trick, a group of friends are asked to select We were greeted by Tom Welsko one of the group to act as hos- And his good old side-kick, Nick. t ess or host and t ur n in this list of those to sit at the table to the com- Th e eleva t or fooled us , mittee; thus, provisions will be mad«/ We had to climb t he stairs; for such lists. But the welcome was well worth it The price of the banquet has not They flocked to us in pairs. yet been definitely decided upon , although the committee has announced , The next step was the trip downstairs that Miss Ward is working on two Into a transformed gym. menus. The cost of the one is $1.00, The dancing was enchanting while the other one costs $1.50. On And so was each girl's "him." Monday the class will decide which priced menu will be selected. The next day on the campus A very delightful program has al- We think we ought to tell it. ready been prepared and the Seniors Was none bu t Bessie Gicking are certain that the most successful And her beaming boy frj end , Bennett. Senior banquet ever held at this institution . will be held on May 19. We breathed a heavy sigh of thanks Af ter the banquet the Seniors will We were so glad to hear j ourney to the gymnasium where That for more than j ust a minute Alex ander 's Orchestra will furnish Bessie had her Bennett, dear. danc? music. It was a lovely \/eek end, "Glee Club Concert—May 20." We look forward to some more, 'Cause our school days are most o'er , And the though t makes our heart A MEASURE sore. The twelve points which if lived up We vagabonds must now sign off , t o would m ake for the best 't ea chers It's ten o 'clock , you see, to en t er t he world as a leader of So stand by while we sign off , youth was summed up in a business , survey recently conducted by a busi- It's station B-E-D. ness organization. Check yourself 1 and see whether you w ou ld come out Here and There. 100 per cent. Since we have seen Sue Fenwick These points are as follows : pins in the radiator to get sticking 1. Good character. ' ve come t o t he concl u si on we hea t, ' 2. Personality. vocation. that she missed her 3. Mentality. 4. Health . 5. Concentration. " Never try to talk situations to 6. industry. Mulligan at five-thirty in the morn7. Self Control. j ust won 't listen. ing. She 8. Punctuality. 9. Tac.t. 10. Initiative. Favorite Sayings. 11. Resourcefulness. Sue Fenwick—"All right , angel 12. Technique. face. " —Slippery Rocket. Bernita Valentine—"Who walked home with my boy frknd?" Miriam Eves—"Don 't look at me like that." Lillian England— "Oh , that's beautiful. " Helen Mulligan—"Am I next?" Miss Rich—"Respect the rights of others. " Mrs. McDonald—"Is Monday 's plan checked?" / 1 1 1 1 The baseball team returned victorious from their first road trip this season. 11 11 The plasterers are at work completing the remainder of the repair work. The repair work in general has been resumed by the workers. i. i 11 Senior privileges are again in effect. It is a novel sight to see the young ladies promenading down town nfter 6 :00 P. M. during the week. 1 1 1 1 Dr. Riemer spoke very favorably on the school orchestra and its achievements during chapel period on Wednesday. He explained the rapid progress which has been made in this line within the past four years. '''' Buddy Yost, sixth gradei of the intermediate department , made a very clear cut, well explained announce ment on Wednesday concerning the operetta "The Trial of Jane and John " which was given on Wednesday at 3:30 P. M. and on Thursday evening at 8:15. Eighty costumed children took part in the operetta. f 1 / > / 1 1 1 1 1 1 Glee Club CONCERT May 20th t / 1 The Maroon, and Gold Staff desires that all students assist them in putting across the last few editions of the paper. If you have any news, hand them in. Please continue the cooperation which you havo shown us throughout the entire year. / Admission 25 Cents i i t t Th ere 's a picture on the table, While a lonesome little girl Sighs and gazes at his portrait, B e ssie's .nind is in a whirl. She is thinking of her Bennett, Wishing he was here tonight. At last she has an inspiration , "Thank goodness, I a t least, can write." r / / / Here comes Peg Finnerty with Big Ben. Lights out !Quick ! r 111 Advice to prospective teachers : Never take your pupils on a trip around the world. f i i i Teacher—To wfrat is the- soil in the south suited. Andrew—Negroes. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." SCHEDULES NOT IN The Seniors and Juniors Have Equal List. Professor Sutliff recently placed a list of Seniors and a list of Juniors who had not yet handed in their schedule cards for the second semester. These cards were supposed to have been placed in the Dean 's office during the second week of the semester. Let all those whose names appear below please see that the cards are turned in to Mr. Sutliff by, Saturday, May 7. The Senior list is: Elizabeth Amstadt, Ruth Anthony, Do t Benne tt o, Thelma Black , Elsie Bosser t, Mildred Boyd, Gertrude Fuller , May Healy, Ca therine Heffran , Eleanor Kresgfi, Sara Nancarrow. Florence Rupert, William Swinehart, N ick VanBuskirk , Lillian Wagner. The Junior list is : Ella Barries, Miltona Bolen, Mildred Breisch , H«len Eastman , Esther Freas, Alex Kraynack , Cledith Miller, Gertrude Wenner. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." MUSIC WEEK OBSERVED The Music Department Held Very Fitting Observance. The various divisions of the Music Department of the Normal School held a very fitting observance of Music Week. Programs were rendered different evenings of the week , ach of which turned out to be a howling success. On Tuesday night the B. S. N. S. Orchestra Concert was held. On Thursday night the operetta, "The , Trial of Jane and John " was held in the auditorium. Things We Would Like to Know. Why Lillian England sent a rush call for her evening clothes. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." Why Mildred Eves has a guilty con- . science. Deficiencies will be handed out Why "Happy " feels safer with Sue next week., , in Berwick. Where "Bern " Valentine learned to box. LOWENBERG 'S What' happened to "Baby Ben." Why Ann wrote such a long letter to Notre Dame. THE BIG CLOTHING STORE Why Dolores is so anxious to go W ith I ts One Price to AH I nvites homo next week end. Students to E xa m ine t h e N ew est Why Helen Jane enjoyed sitting: and' Latest in out two dunces in the balcony at the Prom. . . .. . . . . . MEN'S WEAR I What Do You Know ? I Dear Prof.— What is a very much needed invention? D. G. Answer—With the.approach of summer I -would say, an adj ustable ring that would f it the usual nu m ber of girls a fellow becomes engaged to during this season. r 11 > Dear Noe—Will you kindly give an illustration of a busy man ? P. Q. Answer—A one armed man trying to open an umbrella in a Louisiana typhoon. w r r r TENNIS NEWS Candidates Can be Seen Nearly Every Day Going Through Workouts. £ ' Litugh and Grow Fat J m iE ff ,iT ^ '' t' Dear Noe—How full is a cupful? A. X. Answer—As full as Rip Van Winkle was after he met the strange men on the mountains. i > 11 Dear Prof.—Where do the "high seas " begin? Al Toe. Answer—Where the "high B's" end. t r i i Dear Noe—What is the deadliest poison in common us. ? Q. S. Answer—The hot air in North Hall. i i i i Dear Prof.—Who first produced artificial sleep? Int. Dec. Answer—David when he socked Goliath with a rock. 1 1 1 > Dear Noe—What is the distance from the pitcher's box to the home plate ? Athlete. Answer—The only time I ever batted , it seemed like ten feet. / > r t Dear Prof.—Why is your column not longer? Josephine Dormitory. Answer—Because no one is interested enough to send questions in, */// Dear Noe—What is the duty of the deans? Am Sique. Answer—To act as suspenders for college breaches. J. C. MER CER Stationer y ' Coach R eam 's M a roon and G old Frosh—Pa , you remember you court artists are practicing regularly for their meets in the near future. promised to give 'me $5.00 if I passed The two lower cour ts are reserv ed in school this year? Pa.—Yes, George. every af ternoon from 3:00 o 'clock unFrosh—Well, Pa, you aren't going til dinner hour. to have that expense. The candida tes have been organized into teams and each afternoon during the above mentioned period they Farmer—Did you water the cow? can be seen going through their daiHired Man—No, haven 't watered ly workouts. Coach Reams has ar- her for tnree days. ranged a series of matches with CatFarmer—What ! Not watered the awissa which will take place this week cow for three days. Why not? Hired Man—Didn 't you say she end , if the weather is permissable. wouldn 't be dry for three months? The purpose of these matches is to furn ish practice for our boys. / J ameison , captain of the Maroon and Gold team and Gallagher are the Kfgf ehiek—A woman never seems only two men remaining from last to be able to make up her mind. year's team. "Jamie" is the only letEvancho—Why should she? She berman on the squad this year. Mr. again. only change it would Reams announced that out of the candidates who are striving for a position , Garrity and Ruck are making the best efforts and at present are showing up well. The heighth of laziness. Jackie Due to the fact that we have such Baum was recently seen to draw a a limited number of courts and in a s chair up to the fountain in order to much as they are often scheduled , it drink. shows bad form for any particular //// person to hold them for any great length of time. The daily scheduled practice of the tennis team , together I Jiggs—Yes, it was awful. I heard with Miss Luce 's work, means that the the chug-chug of the engine and courts are in constant demand. Some caught the smell of gasoline. I students use the courts for long per- sprang, but was too late. The maiods of time, which is not a't all nec- chine passed over me. essary. Students have been kn own Dot—And did the automobile hurt to remain on one court for over four you? hours at a time. This might be callJiggs —Automobile! It was an ed out courtesy and in order that the i aeroplane. team and all others wishing to have use of the limited courts, might play, no two persons should play longer tha n one set. Clerk (falteringly)—I would like Captain Jameison announced that to go to my mother-in-law 's funeral they are getting things well rounded this afternoon, sir. into shape for their first Normal Employer— So would I. School Meet, whi ch is to be pl ay ed with our old rivals, East Stroudsburg. The date of this match is set for Saturday, May 14th , and is to take place Poor Aunty. on the Monroe County courts. The Although the flicker eats some culsecond meet is to be played the fol- tivated fruits , his main bill of fare is lowing week with Wyoming Semin- wild fruits and aunts. Any one who ary, and is scheduled to take place at has had to contend with aunts in their Kingston on Saturday, May 21st"; gardens and lawns surely would apThe following two matches, which preciate his assistance in reducing are to be return games, are to be held these pests. (Taken from the notes at Bloomsb urg. On Wednesday, May of a nature student). 25th , our boys will oppose East Stroudsburg and on Saturday, June 4th , they will engage in the second match with Wyoming. Young man—I love your daugh ter, The prospects for an excellent air—and , what is more, I cannot live team are looming up brighter than without her ! ever j ust at present. The out-come Her Father—Then why come bothof the matches with Catawissa will be ering me? I'm not an undertaker. a determining factor as to their ability and skill with the racket. We are looking forward for as bright a season as last year, if not brighter. Ho—What do you mean by tolling Peg I'm a fool ? She—I'm sorry—I didn 't know it f T^mmmmSmmmmmmmmmmm ^mmmm SSS? .\was a secret. / / 1 1 / Dear Prof.—I am a prominent foreigner on a lecture tour of this country. Everywhere I go, I am accorded the greatest of receptions. A newspaper man asked me how I f e l t What shou ld I have said? Don Quixote. Answer—Like a loaf of bread ; always toasted. nrf ^ ! t / i / i / 1 1 J. E. ROY'S Jeweler Patent ¦ ¦Medicine ¦ ¦¦ ¦¦ ¦¦( ¦¦ ¦ ¦M i H H l d / t i i i i i i i t i i i Gent—Excuse me, sir, do you happen to have seen a policeman anywhere about here? Gentleman—I am sorry, but I haven 't seen a sign of one. Gent—All right, then, give me your watch and pocketbook. //// Mrs. Newrich—And what is this thing going to be? Architect—That's an Italian Staircase. Mrs. Newrich—Just a waste of money. We probably won't ever have any Italians coming to see us. t > 1 1 Dew—Remember when we first met in the revolving door? Ellen-^-But that wasn't the first time we met. Dew—Well, tha t was where we started going around together. r r i r Kalweit—See this stick-pin. Well, it once belonged to a millionaire. Hoyt—And who was the millionaire ? Kalweit—Woolworth. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." SPRING CONCERT MAY 20 Senior and Junior Girls' Glee Clubs to Hold a Concert. The Senior and Junior Girls' Glee Clubs will hold their annual spring concert on Friday evening, May 20. in the auditorium. Miss Edith Canon is the accompanying pianist and will also render some selections on the piano. The affair will also be assisted by the Double Quartet. The Glee ( lubs have been making special preparations for the past few weeks in order to make this affair a big success. The girls' voices are excellent. Come and hear them on May 20. Watch next week's paper for the program, which will then be completely arranged. The admission fee is 2& cents. Special P rices to Normal Students i Anno—Her rich undo cut hor off ^ nothing. with practically Joe—Ah , a sort of bobbed hoiroos, Studio 1 of Photography HOOVER REPORTS ON FLOOD GIRLS' ATHLETICS SPRING IS HERE BUILDING A NAME Says Flood it Not Yet Over and There I mportant .Meeting Will be Held on Dame Weather is again walking the When you want to read a good Monday, May 9 th. . Would be Further Breakc. chalk line of indecision.. As is the story, you pick up your favorite magwont of a woman, she can not make azine, then look for the name of the Girls' out-door baseball games &rv up her mind and we poor mortals author who you know writes, don 't Secretary of Commerce, Herbert [loove r, has given President Coolidge played Monday, Thursday and Friday. must pay the piper. Playfully, she you? Or if you want to- see a good i report on his observations in the The weather has been favorable so skips from one side of the line to the. movie, you want to see one by a great lood stricken, area. He stated that that none of the games have had to other, now to cherish her old suitor, author like Emerson Hough or Cur[he flood was not yet over and that be played indoors. The games are winter, now to encourage her new wood, with a good actor like Tom Mix undoubtedly there would be further umpired by girls who passed a test lover, spring. Never girl more fickle , or Harold Lloyd , somebody whose >reaks in the levees, although he did given by Miss Loose and they are never woman more inconsistent than name guarantees all that you can exiot believe there would be further qualified to umpire any game for the this perpetually middle aged sprite, pect. oss of life. Hoover and the other remainder of the season. Each team the spoiled and contrary child of If it turned out poor you would be ^ helpers have not yet formulated a de- is known by the name of its captain. Equinox, Who quarterly changes her awfully disappointe d and you would inite reorganization program because The following games were played on lovers. Even mother earth suffers at not have much faith in that name they do not yet know what the task Monday and Tuesday and the result- her hands, when, being misled by again. But you do not often find dising scores are : is going to be. warm southeastern winds, she brings appointment in a name that you have Hoover states, We have a comforth tender shoots only to have them come to trust. These men and woDavies 16 ilete organization stretching over the later nipped by the frigid tongue of men who have built up these names Carlson 12 country that has been flooded. Everythe north wind. . so that you look to them with confibody is being fed and shelter and supYes, we must suffer the whims and dence know that you do look for their Fairchild 1- 8 p lies are being provided for everyone. fancies of a changing heart, but not names and trust them and they have Gemmel 4 There is nothing that can be done for long. Already the short stays to keep them up to standard. It pays that is not being done by the Federal with her new-found suitor become them to do so. Morris 6 Government. We have reserve ship? longer and more numerous, while her You wouldn t go out of your way Toye 4 at every critical point to care for the trysts with winter become corres- for a show by an unknown actor, or refugees and we have a fine leaderpondingly shorter and less frequent. to read a story of an autfter ct whom Blackburn 18 ship. I do not anticipate any conseSlowly but surely the magnetism of a you had never heard. Of course you 18 Kline quent loss of life from now on. We life giving spring attracts and holds would occasionally. If you liked it have laid steps for concentration her. The signs are everywhere. you would look for that same name The umpires are : camps; supplies have been mobilized Spring sports, gardening, the rattling again and pretty soon that would be of tin and the put-a-put of resurrect- another name that you could trust. at different points so that if we have .. ed Fords, the twittering of birds and to add to our concentration points it Monday :— Then, because other people knew can be done smoothly." the indifferent purr of Homer's Char- and trusted that name, they would . Swartz. Hoover stated that the major probiot, all give vent to a stiffled expres- go to that show or buy that book— McCollum. ... sion of a suppressed awakening. lem is the construction of wider, largand that man's name has become a Medley. er and stronger levees along the We are hot sure. We dare not, as thing of value. Hess. . ! .. *._ Mississippi River's banks. The farmyet, proclaim with the forces of natBut if it fell down once, no one ers except in the lower portions of March would trust him again. That is the . ure that spring has come. M^ the valley will be able to replant their Thursday:— twenty-first was only tentative. The real task of building a name or repucrops. days of days has not yet arrived ; but tation—it is worth a lot if you do it ! Blackburn. Hoover expressed his view that soon, we know not how soon, it will right. But once you build the name Bohn;. ;. more than the double of the $5,000 ,spring. These signs merely her- you always have to live up to that be "; Colley. , ., 000 asked by the President in his proald. There is one which is irrevocable same high standard. Your present • :. :. : . . Gresh. clamation would be necessary for the and soon it will be here. Let us pat- name is your strongest guarantee for relief work. There are over 200,000 iently wait then, that day of days your future. How much is your name Friday:— flood refugees. when some one, peering over a back- worth? yard fence, will joyfully cry aloud , —Normal Times. Bower. :. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." "Eureka ! Eureka!" For there, hangBassler. ing upon a washline, basking in the "Glee Club Concerts-May 20." Hildebrand. < heat of the sun is a dazzling confusion PHI GAMMA TAU Walter. of red Tie will see a professors pair of STUDENTS OFFICIATE AT MEET SORORITY HOLDS SHOWER flannels. He has discarded them and / / 1 / t donned his B. V. D's. It is the sign. Track Meet Held in Northumberland In Honor of M>»« Edmunds on Wed* Then and only then may we proclaim Last Week. Hike. nesday Evening. of a surety that "Spring is Come." -—The Muhlenberg Weekly. On Saturday there will be a hike The Phi Gamma Tau Sorority held to Catawissa and the hikers will climb Last Saturday Mr. Nelson - took a a shower in honor of Miss Edmunds Catawissa bluff. Each will bring her group of boys from North Hall with in Miss Conway's apartment on Wed- own lunch and anything to cook that him to Northumberland where they "Glee Club Concert—May 20." nesday evening. Miss Edmunds re- she wishes, because fires will be buile officiated at a track meet held there. ceived many appropriate gifts. A in order to cook the food . The hikThe boys did excellent work and their tasty lunch was served by Miss Betty ers will take the bus back to school ability as judge s were well displayed. LOST Rudder. Those who officiated are : Armond from Catnwissa so that they will beThose attending were Miss Ed- at school in time for dinner at 5:30. Keller, Charles Johns, George Evanmunds Miss Conway, Norine Ames- Meet at the fountain at 1:30. cho, Bill Jones, Ralph Davies, captain A pair of da;k rimmed glasses in a of Track and Mr. Nelson. The boys bury , Mildred Benson , Gertrude t i i i leather case. Also a black noto book. received a great experience through Buuchei*, Dorothy Reel, Jule Connors, 1 Sally Sullivan , Helen Roberts, HavThe Athletic Leaders had dinner Will the finder please return the same this opportunity. liet Roberts, Mary Phillips, Molley at the Elks' Home on .Wedn esda y to the business office. Brace , Mary Morgan," Oce Williams, evening. They enjoyed a delicious Dorothy* Raup, Edna Reitz, Dor oth y dinner nnd followed it with dancing. Itannetto , Elsie Bossart, Majorie PurThose present were : Miss Conwiiy, sol , Sara W irt , Beth Golley, Elizabeth Miss Loose, Miss McCam on , Verna Ward , Marian Kemper, Maj orie Van- Medley, Adele Chapley, Orice Dodge , ¦¦¦ (Below the Square) »j » ilerslice , Victoria Smith, Betty Rud- Mar y Jones , Ma b el Bower, Mn j or i a • * * der , M a r garet Coxe , Catherine Dean Kl ine , Mi l tona B olen , Mary Keishaw, We Have the Best \ Bloomsburg nn d Elizabeth Dolaney. -:-:• Pa. Maudruo O'Connel, Jnnor Gemmel , SUNDAES, PASTRIES, • • Beulah Fnivefhild , E bb n Carlson , Adds ? ? *? CANDIES and LUNCHES Edwards, T. Schylor, Dorothy RichDance Programs Personal Cards ard s, Mar garet Sh ep her d, Evelyn Har- *' *' Watch For Our Eaiter •• ris , Lois Mitche ll and Claire Morris. • • •• Advertisement. •• BARD PURSEL \\ \\ SERVICE PRINTERY * i / / •• An important meeting of tho Ath- • • Bell Phone—258R. letic Lenders will bo held on Monday • • evening, May Oth for the election of Danville, Pa. ofllccrfl. It is necessary that every • • Tickets mombor bo present. Stationery ;; \ \\ mmmmmmmmm mmmb¦ warnMmmmmm Bush 's Quality Shop •• CLOTHIER DRY CLEAN ER« —PRESSING — ;• •• —REPAIRIN G •• •• THREE MILLION SECONDS LEFT NORMAL CONTINUES WINNING Only Five More Week* of School— Continued From Page One. 35 Days, 640 Hours. then with a single. From that time Five more weeks of school—35 on , Roan was master of the situation. days—640 hours (including sleep, He allowed but three hits, on e each in eating, bull sessions, dressing, danc- the four th , eighth and ninth. Nineing and other minor activities such as teen men faced him those last six innstudy)—3S,400 minutes or 2,30-1,000 in<*s. seconds. That last sounds ju st a wee He was in trouble only in the fourth bit long, but consider—"Seconds fly and then a double play cut a run off by on golden wings." It is admitted the plate. In the last five innings that golden wings may be a bit cum- three men reached first , two on hits bersome, clumsy and slow, but at and one on a pass. One man sacrileast they are not so liable to let the ficed to second and was stranded seconds drop and stay as were the there. Another was picked off first to Mcwax wings our old friend Icarus es- on a snap throw, Bra dshaw caught stealGrath and the third was sayed to employ. ing, Bradshaw to Wilson for the final Someone recently exclaimed "Oh out of the game. how am I going to wait till June 's winning rally opententh !" To sustain and interest the ed Bloomsburg when Roan singled. Bobby Wilaforesaid young person the following son doubled , scoring Roan. He took suggestions are offered : third on the throw to the plate. Wadas was hit by a pitched ball anc' 1. Steep your soul in nature's beau- stole second. Wilson scored the ty€yS5 to the glor* ties. Op€fi yOHF ing run Bradshaw 's sacrifice and ies put forth by the trees, the McGrath on then Wadas with tht noweTS. the tar barrels on back winning run. scored Yarshefski Vital campus, the earthly roads (more followed with a single but and the prosaic folk might say muddy ing was stopped when McGrath scorwas roads but that is neither there run down between third and the plate. nor here). Bloomsburg had seven men left on bases while Stroudsburg had three stranded. 2. If you are having class, lament | The line-up : not your unhappy fate, but think Bloomsburg. . of the j oy others are having on R H O A E the tennis courts, of the satisfac- j Wilson 1 1 2 3 0 tion your boyhood friends are ex- 1 Wadas 1 0 5 2 0 periencing where the trout lie ( Bradshaw 0 2 11 2 0 fast asleep, or , speaking of sleep, Yarshefeski 0 2 1 0 0 think about that which you are Vital 0 1 1 0 0 going to lose making up the work Garrity 0 1 6 0 0 your dreaming has made you Kraynack 0 0 0 1 0 miss. Coursen 0 0 1 2 0 Roan 0 0 0 2 0 r r r r t i i t 3. This last is for girls only. On Sunday afternoon when the beauties of the campus begin toj pall, I enjoy th e sight of your friend (or enemy, as th e case may be) re- G ibbons reicing company. Notice the Frey "eats" she is bringing in. Watch Kowalski her take them into her room, lock Nitchkey the door and go out for a ride for Kenney the rest of the day. Enjoy your- i A. £rown self thinki ng of the pleasant time J Barth she is having. If , when you re- T. Brown turn from church that evening, W ild the "eats " are gone, recall the pleasure you have had thinking 5 9 27 14 0 Stroudsburg. R H O A E 2 0 1 2 1 10 1 1 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 4 1 0 0 -0 3 0 0 0 9 27 10 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 10 1 0 1 0 3 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 tiuvu t, w j v i i i . "Glee Club Concert—May ^20." The suggestions offered above arc planned to give you pleasure but of a vicarious type. If these fail of their purpose and a more direct kind is JUNIOR VARSITY TO the suggestions of the most learned of PLAY CATAWISSA wished fo r, it might be well to follow our professors which were as follows : Both Teams Have Been Play ing Good Baseball This Year. 1. Study. 2. Study for the next test. After the varsity Bquad was form 3. Study to become good teachers. ed , Coach Booth discovered that he had Born e excellent material remainThus six ways of spending the last ing. As a result he formed the three million seconds are provided . B!oom«bur{f Junior Varsity, which In A word to the wise j b sufficient. a well organized team. So far thin season , they have met and defeated representatives from Bloomsburg High School and the team from EBpy, YOU CAN GET by the ttcorets of 10-8 ami 0-4 respectively. They to, like the varnity, havu IT AT not ub yet allowed tho Maroon and Gold colon* to be lowered in defeat. They have given the varHity players , Borne pretty good tUB»le« in their dai- RITTER'S ly practice sessions. Saturday thoy will continue their schedule when thoy oppose the Cah\wissa baseball team. Tho game is to be played on Mount Olympus and is scheduled to get mulov way promptly at « :00 P. M. Tho Catawissa players have one of the speediest teams in years and the game will be tho fastest game to be played around hero tomorrow. The boys across the river boast of not losing a game this yt-nv, but we feel confident that afte r they meet our Junior Varsity, t heir heads will be bowed in defea t. "Glee Club Concert—May 20." OMEGA CHI HOLD BANQUET Twenty-Two Members Attend at Hotel Remley. Party BLOOMSBURG TO PLAY SHIPPENSBURG TOMORRO W! Shi ppensburg Holds Record of Notot Losing Game For Over Year. Coach Booth 's Maroon and Goli|l {| tossors have gotten away on a flyingg start. They have played a quartet of>f games and have emerged from all 11 four victoriously. They will make e their third appearance on a forei gnu diamond tomorrow when they invade e Shippensburg to oppose the diamond d kings of that, institution. Shippensburg is usually the possessor of excelle nt a t hletic t eams and jus t at present they hold a record of not having bowed in defeat for over a year. Bloomsburg fell before them in a thrilling 5-4 contest last year and we hope to reverse that tiefeat into a victory tomorrow. Last Saturday our boys forced the East Stroudsb urg sluggers to bow their heads in defeat for the first time in fcwo years nnd we have the greatest hopes of handing the Shippensburg representatives the same set-back. Coach Booth has a very promising team this year and the possibilities of our having a perfect season are greater than ever. Mr. Booth has an excellent pitching staff and a troup of heavy hitters. We are looking forward to a grand and glorious season. Let 's go team. The probable line-up : Wilson Short Stop. Wadas Third Base. Bradshaw Catcher. McGrath First Base. Right Field. Yarshefski * Coursen Second Base. Vital Center Field. Garrity Left Field. Roan Pitcher. The entire membership of the Omega Chi Fraternity along with the faculty advisers visited Hotel Remley at Light Street on Wednesday evening where they held a banquet. Mr Bakeless , one of the facul ty advisers, 'was u nable to attend due t o his recen t sickness. The group assembled at North Hall at 6:30 P. M. and left for Light Street by machine at 6:45. A delightful trip was had by the group. After they arrived at Hotel Remley, they loitered about making merry among themselves until the dinner bell was sounded. A mad rush followed although no one was injur ed. After the chicken dinner was devoured a delightful program was rendered. The program consisted of the following numbers : Humor—Ralph Davies. Speech—Coach Booth. Speech—Prof. Reams. Speech—Prof. Keller . Speech—Arthur Jenkins. Speech—Leo McGrath. THERE NEVER WAS ANYTHING Selections—Orchestra. Piano Solo—J immie Williams. But, That Someone Else Could Henry Brown—Ex. Mathews. Make it "Worse and Sell it Ah! Ah! Ah !—Leo McGrath and For Less." Ex. Mathews. He 's in the Jail House—Leo McGrath and Ex. Mathews. SNEIDMAN'S JEWELRY Alma Mater—Fraternity. Star Spangled Banner—Fra ternity. The regular meeting was then 'held. COMPLIMENTS "Glee Club Concert—May 20." Last Friday afternoon the repairers r epl ac ed som e of t he defec t ive t ile i n the lobby. —OF— VICTOR IA ¦— m—'«—*»»—»»~»m~»ii—m— ¦»»»—¦»»—»»—.»«—«»«».n—n—.m».» i t , .U-.