May 3jd May 3rd MUSIC WEEK TO BE OBSERVED NORMAL WINS FROM KEYSTONE )PERETTA MUSICAL ANNUAL THURSDAY ARTIST CONCERT EVENING COURSE ON MAY 3 Bernard Roan Allowed Keystone Only Seven Hits. Final Score 2 to 1. 0 be Presented by the Trainin g On May 6 Will be Last of Musical To be Held in the Auditorium. School Children. Eighty Course For This Tickets May be Had Fr om I Children to Take Part. Year. Any Orchestra Member. I On Thursday evening, M ay 5th , the Jerome Swineford , bari t one , will ¦hildren of the . In t ermediate Grades , appear May 6 in the auditorium at If our Training School will present 8:15. This is the last of our Musical [he niost delightful of children's op* Numbers Course for thi§ year. rettas "The Trail of .John and Jane." It may interest us to know bits of Eighty children are in the cast. news concerning Mr. Swineford's heir tuneful singing, gay dances and voice : //// rilliant costumes will carry their udience to the Court of King Cole A discriminating program delight1 Storyland. fully sung. Mr. Swineford revealed From his throne King Cole receives an ex cellen t baritone v oice , with he homage of his subj ects. Jack-be- depth and sonority. limble announc es tha t Bluebeard has New York World. ome to court with a grievance for he King 's attention. Bluebeard entHe sings with a broad style and a ers, leading two mortals, John and robust tone. But the most enjoyable ane , who do not beli eve in him , and aspects of. his vocal art are the fine herefore should be punished under lyric color and expressive depth in he laws of Storyland for their skep- his tone. His sound musicianship, icisms. Other witnesses appear— quiet humor and understanding of his ack the Giant Killer, Sleeping offerings insured the artistic success Beauty, Ali Baba and hi s thi eves, of his recital. New York Sun. jUaddi n, the Goops, Peter Pan and ?till others who accuse John and Jane Recalling in his broad style and ron not believing in them. bust use of a fine lyric baritone his King Cole sends for Mother Goose appearance on the tours of the Navy ind Mother Hubbard to help him in Glee Club after war, it was re»is decision. The evidence against freshing to hear the Mr. Swineford's dehe mortal children becomes so great livery of Chabrier s humorous "Uet' hat a clerk, Humpty Dumpty himCanards" and Faure 's defiant self , has to make a record of the case. it's "Voyageur Robin Hood. Alice in Wonderland plauded " and his audience long apthe hushed reverence of Batind Robinson Crusoe appear in defense of John and Jane. The law on 's "Berceuse. " New York Times. •eads, however, that unless children oelieve in some saint or fairy, they Swineford's voice, is a deep baritone tre doomed to a fearful punishment. very likable quality , with effective of King Cole reads the sentence. Just resources and interpretation ability. it that moment enters—well, come N. Y. Herald-Tribune. md see. He is the most promising young Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." baritone on the American concert stage today and his New York program stamped him as one who will OBITER NEWS be heard from a good deal in the next year or two. He is the kin d of stuff looks to be Here by May 10. Total that popular musical idols are made ~ Co»t of Obiter it $8.60. from . American Monthly. //// All Seniors who have had their piclures placed in the year book are reThe program to be given by Mr. juosbed to make their first payment Swineford follows: Pf $4.00 ait their earliest convenience. I. Ih total- cost of the Obiter is $8.50 Adoration of Nature Beethoven ind this must be paid before the Song of the Pilgrim Tschatkowsky )ooka can be obtained. The books Serenade __..•:_ _• Wolf 1111 be here by May 10th and all must The Two Grenadiers Schumann hoi called for within a week after that II. 1TOO. d'lndy SwIbb Waltz Locker room girls are asked tp Nocturne F Major Chopon nako thoir payment to Margaret Rapsody C Major Dohnany i aoaly, Helen Hess or Lysod Reese. Mr. Hart. 1 Locker room boys , to George nathews or James Bittenbendor. Continued on Page Eight. . I \ The B. S. T. C. Orchestra will give their annual concert Tuesday night, May 3, in the auditorium at 8:15. It would be rather diffieult to say j ust how the school would survive without the aid of an orchestra. It has become a part of the school life— at plays, commencement and many other social activities the orchestra has played an important role. Juniors of last year !—Do you remember the Junior play? The best of the year—but who helped you the night of the final production? "The Orchestra !" Juniors of this year! Do you remember who sat in the pit and helped by playing before and between the scenes? Middlers ! Who stood by and helped make your play a success? Dramatic Club ! Whose aid are you seeking for your club play on Friday night? At Commencement time who will help t o furnish m usi c for th e va r ious fu nctions.' The college orchestra consists of twenty-eight members. After all what is an orchestra and how far will it progress without a director? Miss Harriet M. Moore, who is director of the orchestra, has been directing the Normal orchestra for several years. Each year it has been increasing in number as well as in ability. The program to be given Tuesday nigh t of Music Week will be composed of parts of operas and concert music. Walter P. Johns, baritone, of Wilkes-Bai*re, will give two groups of songs. Mr. Johns is known throughout Wyoming Valley for excellent programs. He is offering groups of songs that will be especially interesting to the studen t body. Mr. Johns has, on several occasions, sung at the Consistory in town. Tickets for the concert may be had from any member of the orchestra. It will be worth your while to come. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." NOTIC E In the face of a cold and bitin g wind that made the day even too cold for f ootball our boys played an excellent . game of baseball Saturday afternoon against Keystone Academy and we took a sizzling pitcher 's battle, 2-1. Bernard Roan hurled ex cellen t ball and held Keystone's well balanced aggregation to seven hits and a lon g score. He fanned 14 batters. Anthany, the Factoryville moundsmanalso hurled a pretty game. Nine hits were made on his offerings and they were well scattered except for the fourth inning when four clean blows were bunched for the two winning runs. The wind swept the diamond and was so cold that players used football blankets to keep warm while sitting on the bench. Fans were protected with coats and blanke t s bu t soon they were chilled and many were forced to leave the field. Yarashefski started tho scoring when he placed a single down the third base line in the fourth inning. He raced to second on a passed ball. McGrath was thrown out by Cooke. Rushin beat out a pretty tap along the first base line. Garrity doubled and Slusser came through with a single. Keystone escaped a shut out by scoring in the sixth. With one out Halicki doubled. Schuler flied out to Wadas, Martin got hold of a fast one and thumped it to left field for three bases. Metzgat passed up a rosy opportunity to knot the score "when he lifted a fly to Rushin. Bloomsburg had a number of chances to score but were unable to come through . At times in the early innings they were unable to hit in the pinches. At other times sluggish work on the bases, coupled with close vigilance on the part of the Keystone team blotted out their chances. Keystone had a fighting bnll club that was continuousl y making trouble for our boys. They had men on the run ways in every inning but two, only to find Roan invincible when hits meant scores. In spite of the cold, the fielding was almost flawless. Bobby Wilson , flashy Normal shot stop, had an error in the ninth but was easily excusable. The miscue came with one out in the ninth. The next batter forced the runner nt second and Powell was No. 14 of Roan 's strike-out victims. Coach Booth mado only one chango in his Une-up. Loo McGvath was at first in placo of Austin. While he hnd a small day in .tho fiel d for that po- Dean Sutlifl* recently posted a list showing the names of the fow people who have not as yet turned in their schedule ejvvda. Mr. SutUff requests that theBO people pay immediate attention to this matter. Contlnued on Page Eight, \ Lau gh and Grow Fat \ Bam—It's all right, Bill. I won't ; make a sound. / / > / IJ S 'g"" j 1^^ -j *~fc- -sr kz What Do You Know ? JUNIOR HIGH WORK L 1 OF REAL BENEF li i Prof.—Those who dance must pay the piper. Peg—Yes, and t he fiddl er , and the Dear Noe—Do you think it is saniMac.—If you 'll be mine, I'll never trombonist and the whole orchestra. tary to wear a rented bathing suit? kiss a single gfrl but you. Mike. Thelma—But how about the marAnswer—It depends on the location ried ones, Mac? of the rent. Ton ey (on golf links)—What's; //// your par here, little boy? t r I r Hook—I can do anything you can. Little Boy—H e's the ground'keepDear Prof.—¦How can I keep my pet Ruck—Ca n you see the back 'of er. skunk from smelling? Hi. your neck? Answer—Cut his nose off. />// l i t ! She—H e is one of the magazine Father—Some girls are bad but you boys. are an exception. He—What do you mean , always in Dot—Thank you. vogu e? Father—Exceptionally bad. Shee—No, a woman 's Home Comt panion. He—The more I look at you , dea r, r > t i the prettier you seem. - She—Yes ! Joe—Co-eds may be charming He—Yes, I ought to look at you h , but where wou ld they be enoug oftener , without clothes. Cal—In the girls' Dorm. / t i r Senior—I think those sorority dances are ju st frightful. I hate them, Get Your Ticket For the "Swan. " * don 't you. Frosh—Quite so. I didn't get a bid to the last one neither. / / / 200 MEMBERS FOR B. G. M. C. 11 11 But Where Are the Other Five Ad in Theatre Show Board— Hundred Students ? seventy. Chorus of Everyon e them. We agree with With the organization of the Uplooked it. silon Cycle, twenty complete cycles //// of the Bloomsburg Good Music Club Senior Privileges. have been formed. But there is a Senior Prom. registration of more than 700 studSenior hours down town. ents in our school. We want every Senior best days student to be enrolled in the B. G. M. Seein ' your sweetie alone. C. We need your support. Your dues (only ten cents a semester) will help to pay the debt on the Orthophonic did you exclaim when Victrola and will help to buy Fritz—What you new records for it. Another payment the bear chased ? j My is now due. Won 't you help? Raker—I exclaimed : "Ana. The members of the Upsilon Cycle troubles a Bruin. " are : //// Nicholas Polaneczky, James CourAlex. Kraynack , Ray Hawkins, sen, Motor Cop (to Miss Ranson)— So Joseph Krafchik , William Swinehart, you saw the accident , Madam, What FrSncis Garrity, Ch a rles Su rfi eld , was the number of the license on the James Bittenbender, Thomas E. Welcar that knocked that man down? sko. Miss Ranson (Math Teacher)—I 'm Who will organize the Phi and Chi afraid I've forgotten , but I rememCycles of the Bloomsburg Good Music ber noticing if it were multiplied by Club before the next issue of the Ma50, the cube root of the product would '4 be equal to the sum of the digits re- raon and Gold? versed. i r i r i I w / .• Dear Noe—What do you think of the story of Lot's wife ? P. C. Answer—I'd take it with a grain of salt. 9 //// Dear Prof.—How many kinds of girls are there these days? M. O. Answer—Two, those that roll the eye and those that eye the roll. t t / / Dear Prof.—My friend told me that Mr. Smith is an X man. What did he mean? Susie. Answer—If you postulate*, he will expostulate ; if you claim, he will exclaim ; if you pound, he will expound. 1 1 1 1 Dear Noe—Who has the funniest second hand car? Joan.. Answer—Janell. It runs. t > r r Dear Prof.—Recently I purchased a patent cigar lighter which refuses to light. What shall I do? Joe. Answer—Show the lighter an ordinary safety match. Demonstrate haw easily and regularly it will ligh t,, how convenient it is in every way. Ligh ter will get inferiority complex and burn up with envy. w r f r Dear Noe—What is Russian Dancing? Q. E. D. Answer—As far as we are able to j udge, from our knowledge of vaudeville, consists of folding one 's arms in front of one and running while sitting down. Dear Prof.—What is the cheapest skate in North Hall? Amby Dextres Answer—You will find his image in the mirror. "WHEN YOU THINK OF SHOES John W. Knios, Mgr. Bloomsburg -t-:• tf t uckalew's" Colored Parson—Doncon Johnson , will you load us in prayer? Deacon— 'Tain 't my lead , I dealt. > Bill Trump—Hey, there, Bam. No ¦ lagoon. ¦ ¦swimming ¦ allowed ¦in the ¦ LEADER STORE CO. Pa. THINK OF 1 1 1 1 I Cor. Main and Iron Sts, ^¦ — ¦ ¦ ^_J The work which the Junior HiJJ ; School is doing is, aud has been , M real benefi t not only to the studeniB themselves but to the whole schocJBjyj A few weeks ago signs appeared Un( \ various places on the grass and whiM j everybody obeyed their injunction* ( very few stopped to think about vl|a pu t them there. A little investigB j tion revealed the fact that Juniy cases most amusing. Before the Eas h< ter vacation a mock trial was staged h: The supposed culprit was tried foi walking on the grass. The point: ,^, brought out kept the audience rod j ' ing with mirth until tKe end, whenthe defendant being found guilty- ie^ he was sentenced to the making o! signs. ;a A student government election wil»^ be held again , very shortly. The re«Vi suits are eagerly awaited by the esl tire student body. I .^ .., —— _ — . . . i --. ¦_ i i ¦ i— — . - M i., i . Ids i ——— .rSMft t\ BARD PURSEL C —- r ¦tc (Below the Square) Bloomsbur g >^^———i—i Coach iBooth (to Janell)— .Smoking, hey? Janell (flustered)—No. Camels. ¦ / w Dotty R.—I want a pair of stockings. Salesman—What number? Dotty R.—Do I look like a centipede ? 1 1 1 / Not Only to Students Themselves, Bfl Also to Whole School. B -:- • Ifc |b« Palw -:- Iti ¦ * * Hi Hi OTHIER t1 ¦ CL ' I" • r DRY CLEANER- * —PRESSING— n —REPAIRIN G J CO MPLIMENTS -OF - ' VICTORIA J '" ¦ I p d^^s==afe==3^^fr==d^^^^^ ^Jtor Utterarg Sppartmnti... I l U^^a^ ^ ^ ^gS=^f c =^ ^ ^ b=^t e =^^ j TRAGEDY '•Most of us who live happily on this Aid old earth, our lives b ut a t ear '¦id a smile, do we ever pause to think »¦Grim Tragedy, who stalks among m alf the time? Tragedy, th e fa t her M ' Death , who wi th his shinle ss, bony tftnd , reaches out with almost every •j eting second, and smiling as only m can smile, t ouches some cer tain fRrassed and worn soul weighed down ¦ith mighty turbulations. tl Not always however, does he choose iftose who are wretched , bu t with Aiet stealth he often fawns upon ¦outh , a budding rose, and blasts it Wer it ever learns to bloom or sip the Bagic draught of love. Like a parafite he gloaits greedily over these con¦uests for he believes that this breath Hnd blood of you th keeps him young And fr ee. ¦ His favorite prey is the genius Hrork torn, t ired , who lives among his ¦reams. He, of all others, falls a bit Riore unsuspecting by into the grasp Bf the spectre, who eagerly tears and Bnaws heart, soul and hope. ¦ From this group let us pick one, a Blaster violinist, who in the height of ¦ame, is standing on a stage and lookIng down into a sea of eager faces. He listens to the storm of thunderous ipplause, applause for the revelation if his soul in a great symphony. His >yes are aflame for he thinks not of hese things about him, bu t only of his music—his music. But, a change comes over all. The i tage is now a cliff , high , high ab ove black sea, a sea which breaks with peals upon the crags behindering [ leath. The mass of eager faces has changed to foam—white dots of foam cast higher and higher by the waves. The master stands alone amidst the waves. Then rain. Now and then a fleck of white dashes into his face. The darkness grows deeper. Between an occasional rift in the rolling clouds, glows a streak of red. Not lightning, but the fires of a hidden sun. The iro ny of itl The thundering becomes louder. But there is a man whom tragedy nas touched. Does he bow or cower before it? No! He stands witli fiercely beating heart, with face uplifted toward the sky, his instrument clasped Itightly against his breast. The first flash of lightning comes, and another. Praise from on high for his work. Into his eyes comes a light , not one of exaltation or triumph but rather that of despair, mingled with supreme supplication. \ A great shadow moves toward him nnd stands by his side. Two glaring eyes seem to sear his very soul, and ft clamming hand seeks "his brow. A scream rents the air—the shadow dissolves. Our genius whirls and shrinks away from where the ghost has stood. Then a laugh—a hard mirthless laugh , which pierces the air lilco the shriek of the siren. In desperation the man raises his violin, As the bow goes softly o 'er the strings, there comes a calm. The clouds part and the warm glow of the sun shines through. The music grows wilder. The waters grow calm and sparkle. The cliff has once more become a stage. Eager faces look up from below. The* rolling moan of applause comes to the artist again. Now the violin speaks in sterner tones—despair, anguish, remorse and at the last, one mighty appeal. The sun dies away, the faces turn t o foam , thunder there is but no applause. A step nearer the brink. Wind and rain shrinking in fury ! The cliff is empty. From somewhere below, mids t the rocks tha t peer forth from ou t of the sea, conies a far away haunting ery. Is it triumph or despair? Black clouds grow blacker, fl ecks of foam dash upon the cliff , and thunder crashes. Between an occosianal rift in the rolling clouds, glows a streak of red. Not lightning, but the fires of a hidden sun. Tragedy grins once more and with a long sweeping gesture, bows in mock solemnity to the crags of a stormy sea. Ruth Baxter. efe=rrth I, MYSELF AND ME as==aE THE SOUL OF ANNE The soul of Anne is a beautiful place, And tho'ts of Anne oft' flit o'er her face. In her luminous eyes and raven black hair , The soul of Anne seems illu mined Now who Would think that such as I Should be composed of three ? there. It may seem quite strange to you Bu t there's I, myself and me. And tho ' Anne were old, and wrinkled , and gray It isn 't very pleasant to be composed Those deep blue eyes of Anne would say, of three Because somehow I always have them '-I love y ou, my pal, with a love j ust twisted. as dear , So I should say, "It is I and you " As the day long ago, near the end of Ins tead of "you and me " as my teachthe year." er insisted. And my love would e'er burn , with If I could only be just one the same hearty flame And of the other two be free ! 1ho' the eyes of Anne were sorrowed But it seems they always stay togethwith shame , er Tho ' her friends knew her not, and And so there 's I, myself and me. would ne 'er from her stray. Still the love of her hear t frien d A. M. H. from her t urned away Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." But sometimes I wonder, when clouds are gra y COEDDIES Is Anne thinking of me today ? Do her tho 'ts turn to me, as mine to ' Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " This was the f orest of learning her? W here st udents ef t wrest led with Does she ever think of th e fri en ds we books. MY BROTHER were? Now 'tis a grand institution Dolores Villan. Where coeddies strive but for books. Poem ; have' been written Get Your Ticket* For the "Swan." To sweethearts staunch and true; The books have all been forgotten, No one has ever written tho, The brains of the students stagnate . A poem just for you. A CHANGING WORLD And all 'cause a bu n ch of coeddies Think less of a book than a date. There is the friend who lingers So we are living in a world of Hoping for a gain change, over which we have relativeThe lobby is full to o'erflowing One when the sun is shining ly little control, in which people are W he n ever t he deans don 't obj ect, But stays not thru ' the rain. With coeddies painted and powdered living and making their living in new With flowers and ribbon s bedecked. ways. Our task in working out a So listen !Here's to one great program of education caring for Who 'll stick right to the end Cold creams replaced the old inkwell, thirty millions of persons is to be able You ! Hound whom my love is spun , to do our little part as these people Eyebrows the pencils that used, My Brother, and—My Friend. pass on. Surely you will agree with While coeddies come not to study Dolores Villan. me when I say that there never was They come and they should be amusa time in the history of education ed. when it was so important that the Jules. schoolmaster be a student of childGet Your Tickets For the "Swan. " hood ; yes, a student of political relationships ; yes, a student in all things as they change and shift , to the end THE BROOK that the schoolmaster may become a 12 WORLD FAMO US MAKES The brook sings a song to me today ! philosopher, a person who has judg men t in regard to values. To Select From at Special Discount As it rumbles o'er the rocks ; W. A. Jessup, President, to Normal School Students, or The melody of its selection University of Iowa. Their Families and DeliverIs superior to a music box ! ed Anywhere. I wonder what it's saying now, As it hurries on its way? I love its companionship, And I wish it would stay ! When You Want 234 Mill Street -:- Danville, Pa. Why doesn 't" it stop and talk to me , And tell me of its charms! Write For Free Catalogs. Why doesn't it tell mo the secret, That it caught in its outstretched arms? lllllllll 4*)llllllllllll llllllllllllllt ]||||||| lllll (]||||||||||||[]||||||||||||[]| g o to 4 God seems to direct all beautiful f i l ly 's Confectionery things, But it has other work to do , m. They S erve the Best And cannot stop to play ! Right on their way ! Helen M, Loininger, '28. . j IIIIIIIIIIIllllll lMllll lliaillllUIIHHllli iiHiiidiKifj Three persons am I in one. Why, 'tis as plain as it can be. No one can say that it is wrong For there's I, myself and me. 4 PIANOS OLIVER YOHN & CO. GOOD EATS COMPL IMENT S fe^m^^ i MAROON AND GOLD Friday, April 29, 1927 Published weekly during the school year of 1926 and 1927 by the students of the Bloomsburg State Normal School for the interests of the students, the al um ni , and the school in general. EDITORIAL STAFF. Editor-in-Chief Editor-Elect "Jimmie" Coursen Thomas E. Welsko grea t trade with her colonies and othking TENNIS TEAM STARTED er na tions. If labor understood capi-' And the memories of him shall altal and capital understood labor, ways cling. Candidates Are Very Active Sinc ( much trouble over unemployment v Courts Were Fixed. could be averted. Bu t Robin Hood and his blithe Merrie Men * The tennis candidates for the Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." Are happy and gay, same as ever mal Varsity team have been seenNot ot again the courts very often since the riev THE HARDSHIPS OF ENGLAND They are never the least bit sorrow- tapes and nets were set up last Mori ful or sad , day. As a few of the members o| This poem was written by a student Bu t always mischievous, merrie and last year team are remaining the pros glad. in the ninth grade after the reading pects for a good team are very good of Ivanhoe had been completed. captain of tht Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." "Jamie " Jamieson, t eam , gives very favorable reports re fTinies were hard in England , they say, garding the progress of the new can W hen Richard , the noble , was kiddida tes. MR. REAMS GOES napped away. The following persons are expect His brother John, a most fickle cad, TO CONVENTION ed to fight hard in order to make j Was taking his place and affairs were varsity berth this year : Bernie Gal sad. Speaks to Audience at Social Studies lagher, Art Jenkins, Clarence Rucli Gathering. Haven Fortner , Ned Raker, Archit Austin , Red Garrity, Hugh Van Bands cf outlaws thronged the highThe spring meeting of the South Aernam and Hank Ron-lands. Galways and woods, And people were robbed of their Central Pennsylvania Branch of the lagher was a varsity man on the ten I National Council for Social Studies nis team which represented this in money and goods. Slaves were dissatisfied with their po- was held in Lancaster last Friday and stitution last summer. Much will bi Saturday, April 22 and 23.. Al] the expected from him a>nd Jamigson ft sitions and j obs, And were joinin g the outlaws in part- teachers of Social Studies and all as much as they were both varsit; ies and mobs. I those interested were invited to at- men before. tend. j Coach Reams issued the very firs Mr. Reams of our Social Studies call for tennis candidates on Wednes A message was brought to Prince Department, convention attended the day af ternoon at 4:10 but rain halt John one day , and delivered a brief talk to those ated the meeting. Mr. Reams has al Saying that Richar d was not far away. tending. About seventy-five persons ready scheduled games with othei This excited him greatly because he , which were served at the luncheon normal schools in the state. was sure That his chance to be kin g was now was served at the Brunswick Hotel, Lancaster. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " very poor. Among the speakers at the occaswere : OUR CAMPUS Although the king was no t far away ionMr. Sup t. of Schools, H. E. Gress, ' H e did not come hence t o his bro ther Lancaster. Looks Very Refreshing After tht tha t day, John H arris , Dr. Roscoe Bowman Recent Rains. But disguised himself as a gallant High School, Harrisburg, Pa. Black Knigh t Dr. J. Lynn Barnard , Direc t or of And traveled the forest all ready to Social The campus of our Normal Schoo! Studies, Dept. of Public In' figh t. looks very refreshing after the recent struc t ion , Harrisburg, Pa. rain The campus is being Mr. F. H. Gaige , State Normal very storm. He rode on the high ways and all School taken care of by the studably , Millersville , Pa. through the wood High School in om Mr. Reams, St ate N orm al School , ents of the Junior A nd in his adven t ures he me t R obin Bloomsburg, proj ects. of their new Let us back Pa. Hood. youngsters the and follow their rute; A very delightful program was held regarding They became well acquainted and during the' campus. Sign s havf the two days in which many very fast friends , been placed about the campus in var taught. But , alas! R obin H ood , n oble Rich ard vlemonstration lessons were ious places by them. offends. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." He does not apologize but takes flight INTERESTING TALK t and hides In a cave on the mountain and there i ASSOCIATE EDITORS. Ruth Davies. Mary Isaacs. Lucy Rood. Leo Moore. Willard Bennett. Thomas E. Welsko. Miltona Bolen. Alice Brobyn. . Mildred Benson. Kathleen Somers. Elizabeth Delaney. Marvin Thomas. Mae Healy. Ned Raker. Nicholas F. Polaneczky. Subscripti on price—$ 1.50 for resident students and alumni. Entered as second class mail, at the Bloomsburg Post Office , Bloomsburg, Penna. Office—293 1 North Hall, Bloomsburg State Normal School, Bloomsburg, Penna. News About You—of You—For You. ¦r y -* g y f j » svg"~ EDITORIA L y *g "^yg j T*" i I Sa TT^ \ UNEMPLOYME NT Society is made up of groups of mutually independent producers aU engaged in putting out their own special products; this means that wealth consists, not of goods and services, which is self-mnintaining; a group of men , new tools, and new goods is continually joi ning the large stream of goods and services and thus established themselves economically. It is not possible for industry to develop at •such a rate as to absorb all the people in the younger generation ; therefore , some must be turned down. Another cause of unemployment is the ever present problem of over-production , which cannot be avoided easily, because firm s always keep ahead of orders in big business , and when the demand for certain goods fulls off because of economic conditions , the firm is left with too largo a supply of goods on hand and an immediate result is that laborers arc laid idle. Great Britain has always been troubled with the unemployment problem , even though she has great iron and steel plants , coal mines and huge textile mills; honco , there is often danger of over-production , regardless of the fact that Great Britain has a / / / he abides For two weeks and a half and then he co m es ou t But Richard is spying to see what he 's about. 4' So Robin comes out and whom should he see, But one of his merrie men , very sad was he. Ho reported to Robin that Richard was dead , Had been killed on a crusade the French king had led. This touched Robin 's heart and he repented indeed That before the king 's death he had done that wrong deed. He was ashamed of himself of What he had done But especially the way he had cowardly run. So Robin was sad as ho walked thru the wood And though t of his Mend , so kind and so good. ' ( He'll always remember tho good noblo I JUNIOR PROM HELD SATURDAY NIGHT Donlan 's Pennsylvanians to Furnish the Music. The Junior Prom , which is an annual affair in the Bloomsburg State Normal School, will be held . in tho gymnasium on Saturday night , April 30. Donlan 's Pennsylvanians will furn ish the music for tho occasion. The gymnasium is to be decorated in purple and white, which are the class colors and baskets of daffodils , which are the Junior class flowers, will be scattered about the gymnasium. Palms will also be used as a means to make the gymnasium more attractive. Friends from various places are being invited by the students. In the past two-weeks Miss Conway has been very busy signing invitations for the students. Many social functions arc hold durProm is ing th& year but the Junior to as tho lead * being looke^ forward ing one To be Given by Miss Youssoupoff in Friday Chapel. Miss Marie Youssoupoff will deliver an interesting talk to the student body on Friday in chapel. Her topic will be "Oriental Rugs and Their Hi* tory." She will explain the history of many of these rugs while many others will be placed on display in the auditorium. Miss Youssoupoff is an excellent authority on the subj ect. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." NEW ROOF ON SCIENCE HALL Carpenters Replace Roof During Our Easter Vacation. During the Easter holidays the car* pentors who aro repair workers at tho Normal School were busily engaged replacing the old roofing on Science Hall. This markod the renewal of the repair works to tho various buildings again. H ¦ " I " '¦ »¦ ¦ " ¦ Exchanges " ¦ »¦ ? \fl The debating team of Muhlenberg Allege closed a very successful seaij Bn last week with a double victory jMrer Temple University. ]¦ Muhlenberg Weekly. GIRLS' ATHLETICS Volley Ball Season Ends —Baseb all Season Opens. | > f — n —M i m | » | i |^| _ | | — n^H—M , ^| . | w. . .| | Mn « Local Happenings A I » • - —" ¦*¦ ¦ ' ' ' " ¦ ¦ ¦¦ — ** ¦ ¦— — — ¦ ¦ -^ || ^^~ *H II '¦ '¦ ¦ The volley ball season h as come t o a close with the following teams ©merging as winners : Monday—Maroon and White—Captain Lipsky. Tuesday—Green and Black—Captain Turri. Thursday—Ligh t Blue. The final game of the season was played by the Maroon and White team and the Blue team. The game was won by the Maroon and White. fell _M I HR^^iVpH ^^^pp^ JAfe Mb. .^vp ^^ iWRp A p Senior privileges were given, at a meeting of the Woman 's Student Government on Monday night. //// Many Seniors go out with Mr. Fisher to the, surrounding towns and give tests to the different students. //// Immediately after our return from the Easter holidays the tennis courts were repaired. //// The dance which was held by the Alpha Delta Zeta sorority last Saturday evening was a real success. Many of our graduates visited the Normal School last week-end. Many came to the sorority dance on Saturday ni ght. //// The rain on Wednesday halted the M t i l t first call for tennis candidates. Much ^ M Recentl y the freshmen gathered at material is among us and it is expectie gymnasium for their first indeed that a fast team will represent our m den t aff air , the Freshmen InNormal School on the courts this seaLeo McGra th , back guard on the )iinal Dance. This was attended by son. Varsity basketball team, has bee n ie invited friends and faculty memcaptain chosen of next year 's team. srs , as well as by almost every f reshThe Maroon and Gold Staff was //// an on the campus. Baseball Starts. very glad to hear Dr. Reimer voice The Middler class is now considerThe Sli ppery Rocket. Baseball season wil? open during his sentiments toward our school pap- ing holding a dance. No definite ar//// the week of May 2nd. A large num- er last Monday. We are proud of his rangements as yet have been arrangstatement regarding our ability to co- ed. Normal School swimmers are en- ber of the Junior girls are much in- operate. i > 11 //// M>ying the fresh tank of water at the terested in playing. These games will be managed by the Athletic Leaders. Rain prevented many of the athleCollege plunge. On Tuesday evening the "drama t ic tic teams from practicing during th# Each Junior Girl Athletic Leader will ¦ The Montanomal. serve as captain of a team. There personae " of "The Swan " held a din- week. B I are two diamonds which will be in ner party . Dress rehearsal was held '''' after the party. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " The Junior Class scored a success use almost constantly after 3 :10 P. M. //// Twenty-four organteams have been the comedy drama, 'ith "The Gipsy Our boys sTiowed real ability on 'rial ," presented in the auditorium ized and the schedule for each team Saturday HISTORICAL EVENTS when they won from Keyl has been posted. ecently. stone on the ball field. We have an The Munite. excellent baseball club and are proud May 1, Sunday—Battle of Manilla r f Bay, 1898. of it. , //// May 2, Monday—Tornado in Okla"The Taming of the Shrew " will be Tennis. homa , 1920. Programs are now being arranged iresented by the Junior Class of the Many of the girl s who are not in- 1 to celebrate Music Week. Various May 3, Tuesday—Phillipine Governlalifornia State Normal School in men t Es t ablished , 1901. terested in baseball are displaying j musical programs will be rendered by he near fu ture. on the tennis ability May 4, Wednesday—Panama Canal their athletic j C. N. S. Owl. the music department. courts. On account of the large numS tar t ed , 1904. // // May 5, Thursday—Earthquake in ber who wish to play tennis, the Club Bloomsburg Good Music The games will be played in doubles. ForCos t a Rica , 1910. The Library Club, whi ch h as been rapidly. More members increasing is play during a couples May 6, Friday—R obert E. Perry ty-seven will irganized recen tly on a more active solicited. Join a cycle ! being are reserved being day. The courts are Born , 1854. msis presented a demonstration of Torpedfollowing time schedule : May for the Saturday—Lusitania 7, heir activities on Tuesday, April 12. the Junior High School Recently :00-12:00 ; 1:00-3 :00. Monday—9 1915. oed , Green Stone. Tuesday— 11 :00-12:00; 2:00-3 :00. pupils elected new officers for the re11:00- mainder of the year. Esther Evans Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " Wednesday—9 :00-10 :00; was elec t ed mayor a n d J oh n Reim er On M arch 26 , the date to which the 12:00; 1:00-2 :00. judge. as student body were long looking for- Thursd ay—8 :00-9 :00; 10:00-l 2:00 ; CAPS AND GOWNS / > i > ward t o , the Juniors of '28 and the 1:00-3 :00. The various committees of the Sen- Committee is Busy Collecting For the Friday—2 :00-3 :00. Hiddl er group of '29 , sponso r ed thei r ior class are very active and the class fast social event, the Junior Dance. Rental of Caps and Gowns. / / / / is now comple ting arrangements for The Snapper. the Senior Week. Cap and Gown money is now due. //// 111 i Exam Given. The committee in charge of caps and An interesting chapel program wa,s gowns is busily engaged collecting the The Senior Annual is well under An examination will be given to all tvay. The staff is working hard and those desiring to try out for urn- rendered last Friday by Prof. Fisher. amount due for the rental of caps and lopes to make it even a greater suc- pir eing , in Room L at 4:30 on Fri- We learned that we can see whatever gowns. The members of the Senior cess than last year 's. day. For those who were unable to we care to. class should make all possible efforts The Torch. buy a rule book one has been placed to have their money paid as soon as Pat George visited the school over possible so that there is no delay in in the library. Please bring plenty the week-end. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " of paper and a pencil. receiving the certificates at the end This week has been given over to Seniors are beginning to count tho of the year. learning the rules. FIXTURES ON DOORS Hikes will be held on Monday nn< l days before graduation. Just fivo Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " weeks remaining. Been Placed on Doors of the Various Thursday at 4 :30. PROF. BAKELESS ILL // // Buildings. I ___ Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." *. A conflict has been made in arrang- Confined to His Home Suffering From Many now 'fixtures have been reing the baseball game on Saturday the Grip. centl y placed on the c'oors of the var- DEATH OF MISS ANNIE RUNYON with East Stroudsburg while the Junious buildings in the Normal School. ior Prom is being held at our school. These act as aids to the efficiency in Has Served For Past Ten Years at The game is to bo played early and 'Prof. Bakeless, teacher of psychology in the Normal School , has been ill Housekeeper at Normal. entering the different rooms. The the boys will be able to return for the for the past week and was unablo to gymnasium doors' have also been ably dance. meet any of his classes. He is con/ 1 > i equipped with these new fixtures. Miss Annie D. Itunyan , who was an fined to bed where he is suffering employse at our Normal School for The students are anxiously waiting from the grip. The students will be I the past thirty-five years, passed for an opportunity to sec "Silver very glad to see his smiling face away during tho Easter holidays in King. " among us soon. We miss him. 1 1 tho Wilkes-Barro' General Hospital, fallowing an illness with a complicaTho Reflector , Junior High School tion of diseases. issue, was published on Wednesday. Miss Runyan was 02 years of age A now staff entered this publication Jeweler and for the* past ton years sho sorvod and' will sorvo for tho remainder of ns housekeeper at tho Normal School. tho year. Stationery Patent Medicine \mmmmmammmmmmimimmmmmmmmamm ^m^t^ / / / / ¦ / 1 / / / / / / / / i i i i > i t/ 11 1 1 i i i t i J. E. ROY'S i i i / / -J. G. MERCER McGRATH ELEC TED BASKETBALL CAPTAIN "THE SWAN" "ALL STARS" FEATURED IN GAME AT GYM FROM THE BENCH I To be Presented Friday Evening, Coach Booth was pleased with the April 29. results of the fourth inning when W( Headed Team For One Season in Old Teachers Showed Their Good Sportsmanaged to force two runs across the Forge High School. manship in Basketball. The Third Annual Dramatic Club plate. At a recent meeting of all letter- Play will be presented Friday, April D o you remembe r a cer t ain Friday // / / men of the basket ball squad , Leo 29 , at 8:15 o'clock. night rigTit before our Easter vaca"The Swan" is a play in three acts tion? I hope no one has forgotten Bill Rushin decided to j oin tht McGrath was elected ca p tain of the by written Ferenc Molnar and transtrack team after his mad dash for a 1927-28 team. The choice of "Mac " "The Basketball Game." We surely lated by M. P. Baker. long drive of Halicki's. as leader of the basket ball t eam was should compliment our teachers for appeared England It first in , coma wise selec t ion in as much as he has their sportsmanship. They were the ability of being an excellent lead- ing later to New York , where it was what you would call "all around Cap tain Bradshaw displayed exstill on the stage last year. pr. sports." cellent ability to work the pitcher, Only recen tly has it been released Leo headed his team for one seaI guess you will all agree with us Roan, so that Keystone 's hit s w ere son in Old Forge High School and for ama teur productio ns and it there- when we say they can surely play well scattered. royalty. It is a basketball. Whom would you pick as //// came to Bloomsburg with the reputa- fore carries a high uni situations , the all star? " Now, that is a hard comedy fil'ed with tion of being a leader of remarkable which develop a clever que " Wadas made a grab for a fa st one plot. , isn 't it? Since we have so many and much to the surprise of the fans, ability. This is "Mac's" second year task . The colorful stage settings and j experts in this line it would be quite at this institution. In the past two j he came up with the ball in his mitt. novel costumes are entertaining in unfair to select one. seasons, while a member of th? " " i Bloomsburg Varsity Basketball Team, themselves. they Did like their chewing gum? Working under Miss Johnston 's I'll say they did ! Of course they Wilson had a pretty double put to McGrath has accomplished some rej following cast : guidance is the the fence. His teammates lacked the markable feats and he now possesses j playe d such a strenuous game that Princess Beatrice punch to bring him in. an enviable record. He has easily dethey had to have some refreshments— I Gertrude Baucher monstrated his efficiency for the work tea was also served to them by the and he possesses all the fine qualities Symphorosa, her sister Dorothy Raup Athletic Leaders. Slusser played a fast game at seci of a good leader. special We now wish to call attenond and handled ^every try success-B brother If we stop and look into the past Father Myacinth , herArchibald tion t o the referee , "Miss Nelson. " fully. Austin It was indeed a great pleasure to be history of the basketball team, wa her daughter Alexandra, ¦will find that Bloomsburg has possessto secure services of Miss Nelshowed his calibrei when Kathleen Somers i able ed some excellent leaders. Each new son since she is so much in demand to he McGrath caught a wild heave which Wadas son of Princess George, captain seems to be more efficient referee other basketball games. made. Ned Raker than his predecessor and without a We wish to thank all the teachers for cooperation in making the doub t "Mac" will come up to those of Arsen, son of Princess Red Garrity played an excellent Haven Fortner I nighttheir the past. a success and when it comes to fielding game and came through as Blake Stokes finding good sports Dr. Nicholas Agi we shall know usual with his hitting. Leo Moore right where to go. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." Prince Alber t Princess Maria Dominica . Athletic Leaders. Mildred Rehm Roan pitched airtight ball anil LOCKER ROOM NEWS Colonel W underlich came out of every hole successfully. W illiam Swin ehar t Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." We notice nearly all members of Countess Margaret Coxe I '''' the Locker Room have had some diffi- Caesar Francis Garrity scoring, Yarshefesky started the foil culty in getting down to work after Alfred Nick VanBuskirk the game when he rushed into homel the Easter recess. Chambermaid Maud O 'Connell on a pass ball. I Ruth Hilderbrandt A Lady ¦ George Mathews Lackey / / r / W e are sorry t o find t hat P rofessor While the varsity was winning! Bakeless is ill. His bad cold has kept Get Your Tickets For the "Swan. " Will be Held at Light Street on from Keystone the Junior Varsity! Wednesday, May 4. him a bsen t from a f e w classes a nd took over Bloomsburg High School thus added to our general ambition. JUNIOR HIGH TEAM by the score of 10 to 8. K At a recent meeting of the Omega > i m Team is Coached by Archie Austin Chi Fraternity the fraternity decided You may say that "true love never to hold a banquet on Wednesday, May and Herman Fowler. LOWENBERG'S 4, at Remley 's Hotel at Light Street. runs smooth"—most of us will agree , A delightful program is being arrangbut a few lucky members will affirm (The Junior High School boys have ed and the boys are preparing for an that this is false. already f armed the baseball club and enj oyable evening to be spent togethTHE BIG CLOTHI N G STORE at their first meeting they unanimous- er. This banquet marks the first soc- With Its One Price to All Invitei / / / / ly chose as their coaches Archie Aus- ial function of the Students to Examine the Neweit fraternity. The and Latest in tin who is a member of the varsity Sam Fortner and Ned Raker have fraternity has decided to hold its and Herman Fowler , who is regular been burning much midnight oil late- squadmanager weekly meeting at that time. MEN'S WEAR also of the Normal Junior ly. Varsity. Edgar Derr was elected captain of the team and Stanley Livsey «S*ajj iiiiiJiiiiC3iiiiJJMiiiicaifirftifiiiic ^tiiiiiiJiiiica j iiJiJj itiiffcauiiiiiiiiiii:3iiiiitfiiiiic3iiirfiiiiii jcaiifiiiiiriiicaiiiiiititiiicaitifiiMiiiicaiiMM (iJtficarii / •» was elected manager. Their lineup is: The president of our Speech Arts Harry Davis—Catcher. Class, Howard "Percy " Brewington , Edgar Derr—Pitcher. is an authority on parliamentary law. Tom Gensemer— 1st Baseman, i. ' t Norman Larish—2nd Baseman. ' Tom Livsey—3rd Baseman. «S^iiica«iiffiiiiffticaitiiiitiiitiBafiiiitiiiiiicaifiitiiif«iicaiififiiiiiitc3iiitiiit j iffcaifririiitiiicaiittiiiiitiicaiiitiiifiiiicaiiiiiiiiiiiicatififtitfificavi iiiiif j ifiB *> Stop, Harold Robbhi s—Short "Charjje , My Boy, " "Handsome " Woodrow Baker—Right Field. John was duly caught an dapprehend•|«l^U"~" ll"—l<"-">l—H—II "—.»» Joe Sharpless—Center Field. ed last week by officers of the Royal Frank Kressler—Left Field. Paleontolog-ical Society of London , Substitutes—Robert Kaiser, Roband carried nway to that city of TODAY—and—TONIGHT ert Eyerly, Bucky Shaffer. 7,000 ,000 souls, to be exhibited as a "FLAMING FOREST" living proof of Parwin 's theory. The ANTONIO MORENO A Thriller of Thrill. REMEE ADOREE price of admission is twenty-fivo : ALSO FOUR BIG ACTS OF VAUDEVILLE cents. Charlie will soon have his SATURDAY CONTINUOUS Personal Cards greatest ambition , that of becoming a bance Programs RICHARD TALMADGE in Hi* Lnte»_lt— ¦>_¦¦—-¦¦••MN—Ml—¦(¦•—M—M—alK—«~-(».~M-—I««~M—>•>—-•••»U_»||.M.| __, / / r r / / r r i t i t / t i t i i / i OMEGA CHI FRATERNITY TO HOLD BANQUET i / 1 1 1 | HEMINGWAY'S A REAL MAN'S STORE COLUMBIA II THEATRE SERVICE PRI NTERY •| l l. M.n l|| FRIDAY GHAPEL I LEVEE MAY BE BROKEN COOLIDGE'S NEW VERSION COMMENCEMENT WEEK TO SAVE NEW ORLEANS OF MONROE DOCT RINE PROGRAM BEING PREPARED ¦ r. Fisher, of the Psychology Department, Had Charge. United States Grants Permission to Break Levee. Mr. Fisher, of the Psychology Deirtmen t, took entire charge of the "The Mississippi River Commission uvpel program . This talk was made tonight approved the request of the itremely interesting by Mr. Fisher State of Louisian a and the city of ; he made every detail clear by the N ew Orlean s t o make an art ificial ie of pictures. The talk was on sub- crevasse at Poydras, below New Orcts taken from the- general field of leans, in case the flood warranted the sychology. emergency. I First he took up the eye. There The entire Louisiana National ¦ere several pictures: first the struc- Guard was ordered out tonight by lire of the eye followed by a descrip- Adj utant General Toombs. The or¦on of its function. Then he follow- der , General Toombs said, was a prem the frontal view of the eye show- cautionary measure to meet any posiig the att achmen t of m uscles t o the sible developmen ts in the flood situalye , each eye being equipped with tion. " ¦ x muscles. The United States has granted per¦ Next ioilowed a discussion ot all mission to break the levee but could lie colors, what makes the colors and accept no responsibility for damages lie rate at which these colors enter which might result. In a telegram |:e eye. Other pictures including the Secretary Davis, Department of War , liner lining of the eye, the passing of stated: ¦ie optic 'nerve from the eye back to "In view of your determination that ¦he brain , the shape of the eyeball in an emergency in the public interest lase of nearsightedness and farsight- exists requiring a break in the Missiness and several pictures using lines ssippi River levee in the State of f all types. This lecture was made Louisiana and also the fact that life iteresting because the audience it- and property in the State of Louisiaelf had the opportunity , to experi- na only are involved, the War De* lent with various of these sketches in partment interposes no objection to hat everyone could give his or her such act ion so far as the interests ersion of the obj ect thus proving the committed to its charge are concernomplex mechanism of the eye. ed , provided the chief engineers, Everyone agrees that Professor United States Army and the> Miss^isher was successful in proving the issippi River Commission do not obraJue of Psychology and that it is a ject after their conference this afternost interesting study. noon at Vicksburg. The War Department cannot asGet Your Tickets For the "Swan." sume responsibility for any of the inj uries and damages resulting from such a bre ak , bu t will cooperate and NEW ANAESTHETIC render all assistance within its pows Known as "E 107" and is Almost er." Instantaneous in Effect. Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." A new anaesthetic has been develDELTA PHI SIGMA )ped by the German dye trust, which s known so far as "E 107." This is Special Meeting Held in Room K on ;aid to be a bromine preparation with April 26th. he advantages of being introduced n solution rect'ally into the intestinA special meeting of the Delta Phi tl canal , producing general anaesthes- Sigm a Sorority was held in Room K, ia. It is almost instantaneous in ef- April 26. The purpose of this meetfect and is said to relieve patients of ing was to elect new officers for next the anguish and excitement often ac- year. The following people were companying other anaesthetics. Heart : nnd pulse are said to remain normal ,, elected President . Freida Bahler blood pressure is not reduced , nor Vice President Ebba Carlson lire nerves or lungs damaged . The #Treasurea* Dorothy McCollum operating surgeon is not bothered by Recording Sec 'y. Rose Cataldo reflexes, for the patient remains quiet •Corresponding Sec'y. while under the influence, which passHelen McGuire es off very quickly. -4. YOU CAN GET IT AT RITTER'S London Seems Astonished at the "Re- Dr. Davidson, Principal of Pittsburg vised Veraion of Doctrine. Public Schools, to Deliver Address. London seems ast onished at the "reVariou s commi ttees of the Senior vi sed versio n " of the Monroe Doc- '.Class have been very active during trine which the English appear to see in President Coolidge 's forei gn policy speech of April 25. "According to . these, the Monroe Doc trine , henceforth , may be expected to operate in two zones, one in the territory north of the Panama Canal with special intensity. And this inner zone of American interest is to be sacrosanc t, not only safeguarded from European intervention, but beyond the influence of South America as well. "Presi dent Coolidge 's declaration is regarded as an event of great importance. Much praise was to be heard here for the President's counsel that "Americans should be slow to take offense and quick to grant redress," which was nominated as the best possible text for all foreign policy anywhere. "There was less delight in the President's phrase, 'the person and property of the citizen are a part of the general domain of the nation, even when abroad.' This was challenged as an unaccepted rewriting of international law." Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." PHI SIGMA LAMBDA Held Their Regular Meeting at the Home of Miss Foote. the past few weeks arranging the programs for the different social functions during commencement week. They have selected Dr. Davidson , principal iof Pittsburg Public Schools , to deliver the address to th e graduating class. The class is very much pleased with their selection of the speaker. On Sunday , Ju n e 5, the Baccalaureate Sermon will be delivered to the graduating class. Dr. West, of Buckhell "Universi ty, wa s asked t o deliver the sermon , but he is unable to on ''account of going on a tour to Europe. No one as yet has been selected to deliver the sermon. The date for Class Night will be on Friday night, June 3. The program is now being arranged for this occasion. Miss Evelyn Harris has been selected by the class to deliver the Ivy Day Oration. The program will start at 6:15 on Thursday, June 9 and will last an hour. One of Shakespeare's plays will be rendered at this time. The Senior Class Banquet will be held on May 10, Thursday evening, in the dining room. Alexander 's Orchestra w ill furnish music for th e ' banque t and will also furnish music for a short dance af ter the banquet. This is a gif t of Dr. Reimer to the Senior Class. The Sen ior Class Dance will be held on June 9 t h , Thursday night. Alexander 's eleven-piece orchestra will furnish music for this occasion. The Commencement Exercises will be rendered on Friday morning, June 10. The exercise will begin at 10:00 o 'clock. Just b efore Eas ter vaca t ion t he Phi Lambda sorority held their regular meeting at the home of Miss Dorothy Foo t e , of town. A short business me eting was held in which several important business transactions of importance to every member of the sorority were completed. Plans for ac- Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." tivities to take place in the near future were also discussed at this time. DINING ROOM STAFF At the close of the business meeting HOLDS PARTY a deligh tful luncheon was served. The table decorations were very attractive, being made up of yellow and An Enjoy able Evening Spent Last Friday Evening. white, while daffodils made up the center piece. Yellow and white basOn Friday evening of last week the kets containing candy eggs, and nuts student waiters and staff of the dinwere the favors. ing room held a social gathering in Get Your Ticket* For the "Swan." Room 31, Science Hall. Music and dancing were the diversions, Refreshments were served toward the GEOGRAPHY SOCIE TY end of the evening. The affair was Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." voted a complete success. To Visit Columbia Silk Throwing Mill NOTICE TO SENIORS on Monday Afternoon. There are still a very few members of the Senior Class who have not as yet paid the twenty cents due for pictures, also the class dues. If the amounts above mentioned are not forthcoming by Saturday, the names of the delinquents will be turned in to the office. " THE The Geography Society will visit THERE NEVER WAS ANYTHING the Columbia Silk Throwing Mill on Monday afternoon to study the varBut, That Someone EUe Could ious methods used in the preparation Make it "Worse and Sell it of silk for weaving. This has been For Lets." made possible through the courtesy of John Shigo , pi'esklent of the corporaSNEIDMAN'S JEW ELRY tion. TO NIGHT SWAN" ¦MWMMaaVManaMMMBMMMMMMaMmMMMMHMMMMaMaMM ^MaMM JUNIOR VARSITY DEFEATS BLLOOMSBURG HIGH TWO IMPORTANT GAMES TOM WELSKO ELECTED THE ALPH A DELTA EDIT O R O F P APP1 ZETA SOR ORITY DANCE Friday Plays at Factoryville and Saturday at East Stroudsburg. Game Was a Free Hitting and Free Was Held in Gymnasium on Saturday After Considering AH Candidates tl t % Scoring' Affair. Evening, April 23rd. Committee Choose Mr. Welsko. . This week-end will mark the first Jasper Fritz' pitching for the Nor- appearance of the Bloomsburg nine A committee consisting of Messrtsi The various organizations of the mal Reserves was too much for the on foreign diamonds. On Friday, school have been planning many danc- Sutliff , Wilson , Reams, Fenstej nakt ki aggregation representing the Blooms- Coach Booth and his Maroon and Gold es to be held during the next few and Rhodes was recently appointed tl i burg High School and the Maroon sluggers will hwade Factoryville weeks. The Alpha Delta Zeta Sor- choose the Editor-in-Chief for \\\) and Gold team came through with a where th ey will play a return game ority headed the list and held their "Maroon and Gold" for the schotoi with the representatives of Keystone dance in the gymnasium Saturday year, 1927-28. After considering a!a 10 to 8 triumph at Athletic Park. The game was a free hitting and Academy. From there they will pro- night, April 23rd . of the available candidates, the cown free scoring affair and was anybody 's ceed over the Poconos to East The clever decorations, good music mittee unanimously agreed upon Mi game most of the way. The High ' Stroudsburg «where they will oppose and charming hospitality of the host Thomas E. Welsko. School representatives j umped into the Normal School nine of that place. and hostess, Mr. George Mathews and Their choice was determined b Both games hold every promise of ( Miss Pauline Vastine, contributed the following factors : He returns nes the lead in their first turn at bat and held it until the seventh inning when being interesting. Coach Booth 's much to the complete success of the year for his Bachelor's Degree ; he i a four run rally put our boys in the squad have played two games so far affair. a, teacher of some years of experienc lead. They held the margin gained in this season and have emerged from The room was tastefully decorated and has ani excellent scholastic ret that round for the remainder of the both contests victoriously. One of in lavender and white, the sorority's ord ; Mr. Welsko has been on the ed the games was won at the expense of colors. Music was furnished by Alex- torial staff of the "Maroon and Goty game. The Junior Varsity got one run in the Factoryville aggregation by the ander 's Orchestra. The orchestra, has during the present school year an close score of 2 to 1. Keystone has played at numerous school dances and has been most active and efficient i the first inning when Coursen drew a a flashy nine and possesses an ex- I we feel that we have only to mention j making the paper a real success; \ pass, stole second and scored on Vit- cellent pitching staff . A hard al's single. High retaliated with three is expected and the Maroon andtussle the name and everyone will know possesses real leadership and has fh Gold that it was excellent music. confidence of the student body. runs. The Juniors knotted the count sluggers will have to work hard in an The committee is more' than plea Each member of the sorority in the third after two were out. Stinendeavor to repeat last Saturday's brought guests with her. The mem- ed to have Mr. James Coursen, tl er and Fortner drew passes and made victory. ( bers of the faculty present were:I present Editor-inrChief , approve mo; their way around to third and second The game on Saturday will be of Miss Nell E. Moore and Mrs. May K. heartily of this appointment. respectively on two stolen bases and the greatest importance. East ! Duncan, patronesses of the sorority ; a passed ball. Bamford scored them Stroudsburg Normal usually possesses with a single. That ended the scorj Miss Claire M. Conway, Miss Lillian Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." strong athletic teams and their baseEdmunds and Dr. and Mrs. G. C. ing until High School's half of the ball team is as fast if not faster than Reimer. third, when Fritz entered the box for MUSICAL ARTIST COURSE the nines that represented them in Normal. Shuman sacrificed with Davis scor- past years. So far this season they Continued From Page One. ing. Polk was thrown out at first by have not tasted defeat and should we Get Your Tickets For the "Swan." Fortner with Long scoring on the be successful in handing them a setplay. Coxe, High School mounds- back, it will be their first of the seaNORMAL WINS FROM KEYSTON E La Procession III. • man , cracked a double which made son. Franc Coach Booth has put his proteges the inning 's fourth run. Fritz gave Villanelle des Petits Canards but four more hits during the remain- through a series of exceptionally hard Continued From Page One* Chabrit ing six innings and they were scatter- workouts in preparation far the cornBerceuse Rhene-Batc ing games and hopes to see his boys sition, he handled all of his chances ed over four innings. emerge victoriously. Should we an- faultlessly and got two passes and a Vision Fugitive "Herodiade " sluggers The Maroon and Gold Massem made three runs which tied the score nex both contests, we shall still have double in four trops at the plate. IV. The victory keeps the Normal slate Bloomsburg has a in the fourth inning. Higli School's a clean slate. Home clean for the season. Their first Requiem 'promising team this year and we are last run came in the fifth when Polk Lettle Batees© O'Hai got solidly behind a fast one and looking forward to a bright season. games amid foreign scenery will be No Candle Was There Lehman over the week-end when they play a The probable line-up will be: drove it to left field for three bases. The Next Market Day Ulst< return game with Keystone on FriBradshaw, Catcher. He continued home with Fowler's (Dedicated to Mr. Swine-ford). day and then journey to East StroudsRoan or Evans, Pitcher. wild heave. Normal bounced four Mr. Swineford will be accompanie burg to meet the Normal School nine McGrath , First Base. singles and a fielder's choice for a at the piano by Mr. Hart. of that place on the following day. Slusser, Second Base. quartette of tallies in the seventh . Wadas, Third Base. That winning rally ended the day's The summary : • Wilson , Shortstop. scoring. H OLT ON SAXOPH ONES Garrity, Left Field. Bloomsburg. 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