[ar. 25-2fe Mar. 25-26 ELLY NEY }DLER PL AY DR. WEST JUNIORS AT NORMAL PAYS U S A WIN FROM AS PRESENTED THIS EVENING SHORT VISIT FRIDAY NIG HT SENIORS New Poor " Was a Pleasant "Personal Dynamics " Was His Sub- Mada me Ney Has Made a Life- Game Was Hard Fought From the Long Study of Beethoven 's j ect, Which Was Very Start to Finish With a Final Surprise to Good Size Work . Interesting. Audience. Score of 19-18. iin we witnesstd more of our talen t in a play given last Priight , March 11, by the Middler It was a pleasant surprise to one. "The New Poor " by Cosamilton, is an unusu al play, dift from the general run of plays. >lay was in three acts, taking in the living reom of the Well* country house near New York The cast of characters in order pearance were : s. Wellby—Mildred Rehm. istance Wellby—Mildred Kesttty Wellby—Helen Jenkes. ry Maudsley—Carrie Geisinger. 10s Wellby—Francis Garrity. ce Wellby—Florence Fest. Her C. Gu tteridge—Theodore und Duke (Johnson)—Claude incess Irina (Tompkins)—CharMears. luce Vladimir (Rogers)—Walter ind s. un t Ivan (Simpkins)—Leo Mct-k O'Farrell—Jack Fortner. ich of the success of the play is Hiss Alice Johnston, directress of lay , who made it possible for its iction. The ability of Miss Johnsis a directress has already been n through the numerous plays 1 this year and iast. The student tveas w a s M i,ss Alice PenningThe business manager of the uction was Warren Pennington. bers of the stage set committee : Ralph Davis, Walter Sachs, ha Laird and Sterling Strauser. costume committee were : Majo rt and Mary Laird. ie furniture , which provided a ?r setting and background for •!>lay, was furnished by the Leadlore. Hie New Poor " was a delightful I throughout. The Wellby househad the unfortunate happening wing to exist without the aid of fot of servants, (their own retinue 'rvants having left unexpectedly) . .> , one of the daughters , returned ! that morning after a search for w staff of servants, bringing with a'our new servants who wore supIlly of the Russian nobility. The ing of the guest, the disappearf. of the masterpieces, with a subttio n of copies, the love scones wocm Anibs and the maid and the J daughters with the male ser)0 the suspicions of Mary, the aroof the detective , the trial of the ints, the arrest of the guest and Closing scones, alj, furnished a j (While evonlng 's entertainment, stale for the evening was furnish- Only those who had the pleasure Dr. West payed us a hurried visit On Saturday evening the Junior and gave us a very int eresting talk of hearing Elly Ney last year know Varsity won a hard fought game over on . "Personal Dynamics." There are what is in store for us tonight. the Senior Varsity by a score of Madame Ney is a native of Bonn, 19-18. miracles all about us. We are miracles. Keeping in the trend of the Beethoven 's birthplace and has made The game was hard fought from subj ect he related an anecdote that a life long study of his work. Prob- j start to finish with both teams scorhe had overheard while in Philadel- ably no other woman pianist has the ing closely. This was apparen t in the phia, attending- the play, "The Mir- sheer physical "Power" to play ade- first half when only 4 points were acle." There was a line of people quately some of his biggest composi- scored by the Juniors and 9 by the waiting *o get their tickets. A' tions. Seniors. Bofeh teams guarded closeSco t chman , who was among them , laid Probably no artist before the Amer- ly. The. Seniors were the first to a $5.00 bill on the table and when ican public will be more discussed score. It looked rather doubtful for given the change said. "Oh ! keep the during this Beethoven year. Like a while as to whether or not the Junchange. " The man standing in back every person of prominence she has iors would score. The suspense was of him , upon reaching the" ticket win- antagonists—but in far greater num- broken when Bolen made a field goal dow was asked , "What he wanted" bers , ardent admirers. In any case and McGuire followed by sinking and replied , "Nothing, I am going she is never ignored. three field goals. McHugh and Hess straight home. I have seen 'The MirHer ambition for this year she were skillful at using the pivot. acle '." Starting the second half the JunDr. West stressed "Willingness " in wri t es is "to bring a new comprehen- iors determined not to bow to defeat sion of Beethoven 's music t o t he his lecture. He said that "willing- American public. " "To perform and went into the lead. The score ness" is one of the dynamic forces Beethoven adequately in these mod- was close throughou t until the whisof human nature. Everyone should t le blew , which proclaimed the Junbe a master of his own will. The ern days. " she explains, "one mus t iors the victors. draw the best from both old and new "gang" spirit among people is often schools. Both teams were evenly -matched. Wi th the warmth of the very destructive because only one Dukinas and Hildebrand played their grea t will is operating there. All new , the old way seems dry. On the usual good game, never allowing their , playme m bers follow only t he leader 's will. other hand Beethoven must be ed with utter simplicity and an ab- forwards to shoot free and keep the In exercising our will there is alball from their opponents' territory. ways a direct force of God behind us. sence of self-assertion , t ha t makes Zapp, the f ast side cen t er was forcsd the new way seem fussily sentimentWe all enj oyed having Dr. West al to leave the game in the second quarand arrogant. with us and hope that he may be with ter but returned again at the end of "In America today music has a the us in the near future. quarter. She intercepted grea t opportunity, in which every manythird passes and always passed acmusician has a distinct responsibil- curately. — Basket Ball Tournament— ity. To achieve the music of our The Senior guards were active dreams we have each a duty. There every min ute and by their close COFFEE IN THE LOBBY is no more responsible profession than guarding often prevented the Juniors that of the concert musician. The from scoring. "Mac " McGuire startSeveral Readin gs Given by Miss mistakes of the lawyer and the book- ed for the Juniors. With her quicker ge t hidden away. The doctor bur- ness and unusual ability at shooting Lillian Audiviani. ies his. But ours stand and grow and she scored often and brought victory Sunday afternoon, while coffee was are passed on to those who hear us. to her team. being served in the Lobby, a most de- The musicians of today, more perThe line up : lightful program was rendered to haps than any other artists, can make Juniors Seniors those present. Several readings were our age seem to all future generations Bolen : forward McHugh given by Miss Lillian Audiviani , which a noble or an ignoble one. " Jones forward Hess were enjoye d by all. A bit of the life cf Madame Ney McGuire forward Mr. Armond Keller favored us with may interest you. Zapp Klein center several very pleasing vocal selections, Madame Ney 's whole life has been Ward s. center Shafer which received much applause from linked with the name and music of Shunk — guard the group. He sang the following se- Beethoven. Having been born in Hildebrand Dukinas guard Heffron lections: Beethoven 's birthplace, the city of Oswald s. center I Know a Lovely Garden. Bonn , Germany,, she showed a pasScore at end Just a Cottage Small by a Water- sionate devotion to his music from Seniors leading. of the first half 9-4, fall. earliest years. She was a musical Referee—Miss Toye. Honeymoon Lane. prodigy at ten, but her parents, unTimekeeper—Ralph Davies. Our Yesterdays. like the parents of certain musical • Scorers—Garrity, McGrath. prodigies, declined to force the girls ' extraordinary talents or to impede —Basket Ball Tournament-— cd by the Normal Orchestra under tha them. She received a thorough musdirection of Miss Harriet Moore. Tho ical education without neglecting genfollowing selections were played dur- eral schooling. She is well versed in MEETING OF FACULTY ing the- evening : literature and art, she is a linguist of Scholastic, March—By Floyd J. great talent and she is a world au- Teachers Discuss Or ganiz ation of a St. Clair. thority on the life of Beethoven. Teachers ' College. The Old Clock—Robert L. CreighAt the age of ten , she received a ton. scholarship in one of the largest conThere was a meeting of the faculty Menu et , from F, Major Concerto— servatories in Germany, The young on Tuesday afternoon, After a short George Frederick Handel, pianist was below the tradition age business meeting the teachers disNorwegian Dance—Edward Groig. cussed the organization and adminMarj a—J. S, Zamecnik, istration of a teachers' college, Continued On Page Eight. TRACK Prospects Look ' Bright For a Good Team This Year. A large number of candidates have reported for track. Prospects look exceptionally well for a good track team Ralph Davies has been elected captain of the squad and hopes to repeat his performances of last year. The sole survivors of last year 's squad are Davies, Rusihin, Bittenbender , Baer, Austin and Janell. There appears to be some good material in the new men who have reported for practice. The relay team is expected to be composed of Davies, keller and two others wiho will be selected from the group. Captain Davies, Keller, Garrity , Rushin, Bi ttenbender , Jones , Bennett , Kalweit , Raker and Dew are out for the relay, Morris—880. Moore—Shot pu t. Evancho—Shot put and broad jump. Ru ck , Readier—Mile. Janell , Rushin, Richards, Benne tt, Keller—100 yards. Edmunds , Bamfiord—Pole vault. ^ ¦—l l M'l ¦>¦» ||M|| —II—H M-||lW|l»-H— 'II—II — 1 f Local Happenin gs On Tuesday night a birthday party was held in honor of Prof. Jenkins, our ex-bursiar. i t i r GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM NEWS We are glad to hear that the Ruri girls like teaching very mueih. Prof. Robbins led the discussion in faculty meeting on Tuesda'y af terWe would like to see more gh noon. from the Locker Ropm j oin the Mus Cycles. The Seniors are busily engaged in sending applications to various disClass dues are to be paid to Mynt tricts seeking positions. Trembley. The dues are seventy-fi; r r r i cents for each semester. The defciency tests have been completed. "Gerry " Hess made the stateme: / 1 /1 that her name was in the Maroon ai Miss MacHealy has recovered from Gold twice last week, so we won her recent illness and is back witih us like to see it appear again. again. r r t r / / / / Elsie Bower and Margaret Crou started hiking home last Saturds Ray Hawkins, captain-elect of footThey were able to pick up a ride, b ball and Nick VanBuskirk, captain of in order for the girls not to see the basketball have resumed their studies that were going home on t at this institution. bus , Elsie dodged, bu t no t so // // enough. . The various comm ittees for the r Junior Prom have been selected and "Winnie " McVey—Do you kn< are beginning to function. that something happened in Danvi last night that I missed. Myrtle Trembly—looking questic While witnessing a practice game ed. in • baseball, Pat McLaughlin was "Winnie "—Honest! I don 't i struck on the head by a batte'd ball. ually miss anything. i i > t Mr. Nelson is busily engaged in securing games for the tennis team. Games are now scheduled with East Stroudsburg and Wyoming, tha t is , one game at each place. t > i i Last Saturday the Junior girls received sweet revenge for the trouncing handed them on the previous Saturday night by the Seniors. Excellent play ing was displayed by both teams. Recently a meeting of the board of trustees was held in Dr. Reimer 's office to discuss the completion of the repairs. //// The Middler Class play proved to be a howling success. Much time and labor was spent in the production of this play. / // / —Basket Ball Tournament— 1 1 1 1 > > > i / / i t I I i i i t i Much enthusiasm has been stirred the students concerning the among FRESHMEN CHAPEL Basket Ball Tournament in which of .the High Schools, of which Ex-Service Man Gave a Brief But many are products, will comour students The Plymouth students rejoiced Interesting Talk. pete. greatly whe n the outcome of the Plymouith-Nanticoke game was announct t / > The Freshmen Ohapel exercises on ed. last Tuesda y were very much intersustomatically were au Classes esting. The most interesting factor , how- pended last Saturday when the Vicby fire. —Basket Ball Tournament— ever , was a brief talk by an ex-ser- toria Theatre was destroyed body— in a attended The students vice m an , lecturer and poet. The subj ect of his lecture was "Tihe Activi- many as a help, many as a hindrance. DRAMATI C CLUB i t > r ties of the RainbDW , Division in France. " This famous) division was Second Tryouts For Annual Play Are composed entirely of volunteers and Miss Johnston took a troupe of Being Held This Week. its activities across the water will be players and singers to Catawissa on remembered for some time to come Tuesday evening, wihere they renderPreparations are being made for He told of how the volunteers were ed a successful performance. We the annual Dramatic Club play. The trained here in the United States and have in our student body an accom- second tryouts are being held this sent abroad. In France they went plished group of actors. week. An excellent cast will be /the through a period of long, hard teamoutcome of the tryouts, as nearly till ing for some time. The lecturer of the club has participated. Clarbrought out how they made their first At a meeting of the Women 's Stu- ence Ruck has been elected stage attack on the enemy and of the vic- dent Government , which was held last manager and Bill Rushin business torious results. The talk touched on Monday evening, the new officers who manager.* every bit of work they did in France will serve for the remainder of the The Junior High School also has n and was very interesting from begin- year were elected. Dramatic Club which is run in much ning to end. He recited several of the same manner as the Normal olub, his war-time poems. "A Tribute to It is under the direction of two memthe Cootie " and "A Tribute to MothThe pontable bleachers were placed bers of our club , Mildred Rehms and er " were two of the best. in the Gymnasium on Wednesday. Alice Penningfeon. excellent The speaker is also an author of They add considerably to the seating work being done was The evident the several books concerning the United capacity of our gym and will aid play which they presented to theinDra States and its part played in the great greatly in the Tournament. Thursday evening. matic Club World War. He said that the BloomsThe play was entitled "Washingburg Library had purchased two of ton 's Birth day Ball ," by Marjory these books, including a volume of Recently a meeting of the boys in Wood. Tihis was a story of typical •his poems. North HaJJ was held. Prof, Keller southern colonial life about the year was in charge. 1792. The cast included : Madam Bradley—Geraldine Church Phoebe Bradley—V irginia Hess. HOLTON SAXOPHONES The male quartette is becoming Penelope Bradley—Esther Evans. Phylis—Ruth Yost. TRUMPETS, TROMBONES, Etc. very popular and widely known, Cicily—Jean Fleckenstetn. LEEDY & LUDWIG DRUMS The Footman—Leata Nevil. Tihe student of various gym classes" Directed by Miss Ponnington. VEGA VIOLINS and BANJOS are putting forth much effort to learn Special Discount to Normal School the game of Volley Ball. Student* or Graduates, //// YOU CAN GET / / / t. t i i i t t i t i i i i i i i i t t § ¦ t Mildred Rehm—Best Charleston! Marion—Fensitemaker—Ncisest . Pearl Long—Always o;i time. Miriam Lehman—Big girl. Ruth Zimmerman—Stoutest gir —Basket Ball Tournament— TOURNAMENT OPENS TODA1 Much Enthusiasm Has Been Stirr Up Among the Students. All teams entered in the tourr ment scheduled to open today a represented and everything is readiness for one of ,th e bigg( events of the season. If you ha any vacant periods do not miss t chance to see some of the snappk scholastic teams in the,.,region she their ability today. It ' will be event worth seeing. The different committees that ha been appointed to take care of t tournament are expecte d to be hand as there will be quite a bit work to be done. All classes meeting in room "'. on Friday will kindly shift to ro< "20" as room "K" will be used the teams of the tournament. Much enthusiasm has already be stirred up among the student bo and today 's games will have a lar audience in order to see w.hicih tea) will survive and return here no week end to play the finals. i i i i OLIVER YOHN & CO. We extend our heartiest congratu234 Mill Street •«• Danville, Pa. lations to Coach and Mrs. Booth on the arriva l of a "baby " coach. Write For Free Catalogs. * IT AT RITTER'S Dance Programs Personal Car SERVICE PRINT ER Bell Phone—258R . Da nvill e, Pa. Stationery Tleki rclF=aag=aiE==atc==atg^^ 1 ' I Ibr aries and museums n md Get Knowledge of Books and itfl How They Can be Used. Km using library books we should ft knowledge of books and how JB can be used in our daily life. 3Wsame books should not be used :1Hch school course except as an ocLI Bnal review. The same reference Ms should not be used year after m The collection of the library Jfflongr ess is probably not less than JB)O printed books, pamphlets, etc. 3H prints and posters represent country. It also coneW warrm& manv & es °^ Europea n newsm 'BSrg and i§ rich in off ieial and dpcuMary material. ISgreat deal of money is spent for RB] libraries. Last year one hunJ|and thirty thousand dollars was ij Bable for library purposes. This fflint is equivalent to one dollar "ffltwenty-five cents per man in the j m'Marine Corps. Nearl y a million tts were circulated last year. The Hage patient in a hospital reads Hi three to four books each month, fthips where suitable library facilM are aff orded , the average issue Hooks from libraries is equal to Hand a half books per month per Hon. w reading history, biography and JKs on large problems and promiffi topics of the world , one acquires ¦power to see events in their real Hifica nce and to form sound opind of one 's own. There are two ¦pl emenitary needs quite distinct ,Bi each other in the American li¦y . One is to know where are the Burials whioh are needed for not «ual ref e r en ce an d t he o t her f Be needed for unusual reference B is> the general material and . the B material. Blmost every library has painting works of science or art to exhibit. Bfiten starts in an ordinary room I intended for any such purpose. Bchers are beginning to feel that ¦esson is complete unless illustrat¦)y mounted pictures from the liBy. P0ople say a man in prison ¦ much to think abou t so why not ¦c libraries for them. The books Huld be chosen for educational in¦ution , or recreational value. They Bild be simple in language , for Bt convicts have only an eighth Ble education. Books should be ¦n and wholesome. Recently a •tern convict made so good a rec¦ within the prison of utilization m ho obtained an important posiW in the metropolis as a writer of ovtising copy. This certainly is an ntration of what good books can for a person. The library of tois an institution no less distinc> of our national life fchan the litrod school house which markod beginning of popular education. Ivory community from the rural Hot to the city should have a muni in connection with its schools, ¦will awaken a community interest m prido that reaches all classoB. |y small part of a school can bo —_ . — he—aa=ag=aB=aB=3ite ri ...M ut IGttmtr g Itepartmttti.... made a museum.. Some people believe that specimens should cost a lot of money, but this is not necessary. Tihere is no better place for recording the history of a community than in a museum. Many schools have specimens of agricultural products. Specimens of one region could be collected for another region where they are not found. A project can be worked out in a school for a museum by giving a certain duty to a group. The museum in an average American community today is in about the same stage of development in which the public library was a generation agio . It was a closed institution. The public which maintained it was not permitted to tou«—M—M— M-—M—••—•«—O—>M§» I JUNIO R CLASS POLITICS We learn in our gmae school history classes that Athens had the most successful and progressive democracy that the world has yet seen, tlpon studying the Athenian Democracy we find 'that it was more of an oligarchy. Pericles, with some of his intimate friends, formed that oligarchy. The same statements may be made of the United States. So far ,tihis year our class has been a very good example of an oligarchy. Our prese.nt president has shown entirely too much partiality in the choice of chairmen of various FINANCIAL and important commititees. In fact, tihis partialistic policy has been exten ded so f ar that , up to date, one certain person , with a professional • air, has been chairman of the Class *Ring Committee, business manager of the class play, and mow we fin d th at HE is chairman of the Prom Committee. year is the Prom, to take place on the tihintieth of April. We say that if the president's ROOM-MATE is to be chairman of this committee, he shall be elected by a popular vote. We urge the election of two chairmen of all Prom Committees, which shall be approved by the class. WE are not merely portions of matter with no brains. WE think for ourselves. Need it be urged^ upon US to OVERTHROW OLIGARCHY. —Ned Raker. —Basket Ball Tournament- SURPRISE PARTY FOR VERNA MEDLEY Held in Room 202 in Honor of Miss Medley 's Birthday. On Tuesday evening a pleasant surprise party was held in Room 202 in honor of Verna Medley 's birthday. The room was decorated in blue and white while the table was decollated with ten plates containing the following good things to eat : Chicken salad sandwiches Nut bread Pickles Olives Candies Peanuts Banana s Cream Puffs Coffee A unique event of the evening was the presentation of a "fog " horn for Verna to use at ten o'cl'ock when lights are supposed to be out. Another interesting feature of the evening was the presentation of white gold watdhes and chains to each of the following girls who were present : Verna Medley, Minnie Wolfe, Helen Jones, Sue Fenwick, Ellen Davis, Marth a Davies, Ruth Rockwell , Miriam Eves, Irene Ellis and Marion Marshall. —Basket Ball Tournament— NANTICOKE HIGH SCHOOL ENTERS TOURNAMENT Nanticoke Has a Strong Aggregation and Will Fight Hard. Last Tuesday evening Nanticoke High School basket ball team was defeated by Plymouth High School by the score of 30-25. Due to this victory Plymouth , whqf was previously entered into the tournament , is unable to compete. Nnnbicoke High School , which had not entered the tournament as yet , sent in an application on Wednesday and they have been chosen to take the place of Plymouth. Nanticoke though defeated by Plymouth has a strong aggregation and will uphold the strength given the tournament by Plymouth. PIAN OS Our president must remember that ' he is only tho head of the, class by 12 WOR LD FAMOUS MAKES election and as such is supposed to carry out the wishes of the class. We To Select From at Special Discount to Normal School Students, or feel that we have not been consideryear Their Families and Deliverpolitics of this class ed in the reprimand the president ed Anywhere. and wish to for his actions. It is only right that the CLASS should now take some of the power away from tho president. Tho one 234 Mill Street «>> Danville , Pa. Write For Free Catalogs. big class event during the rest of the OLIVE R YOHN & CO. JUNIOR CUSS MEETING NORTHEAST CONVENTION OF P.S.E.A.AT SCRAM Held In Auditorium on Wednesday Afternoon. Dr. Reimer Gave Speech Last Fri Morning. The Junior Class held a meeting on Wednesday at 4:20 in the auditorium . On last Friday and Saturday Reports by the secretary were read Norbheast Convention District of and approved. Mr. Edmunds, the P. S. E. A. held its annual meet president, resigned, but was unanim- at Scranton. Dr. Reimer gave ously re-elected. Mr. Leo Moore was keynote speech of the convention elected as chairman of the Junior Friday at 11:00 o 'clock, before prom * It was decided fchat the Junior executives of the convention and and Middler class have a meeting on presidents of the Various dej Thursday after chapel for the elec- ments. He. spoke on the main tion of an editor for the Obiter. The pose of the convention. In his ju names of the boys eligible for the of- ment this was to be renewed fait fice were handed to Dr. Reimer. It the work of teaching. He expre was the unanimous wteh of the class the hope that there might be rent that a "Kids' Party " be held in the of faith in inspirational leadershij near future. The chairlady elected superintendents, principals and o was Miss Margaret Beesecker. Mr. administrative officers. He hoped Ned Raker was spokesman for the the convention would result in thiclass and he stated to the president ne wed faith of classroom teacher: Ilhe de.sires of the maj ority of the their work. He spoke of these as members of the class. Mr. "Vid" eupymg the very center of the sci Jones resigned as chairman of the sysbem, as being torch bearers, as ring committee and Mr. Leslie Zim- fecting 'human nature for the bet merman was chosen to fulfill the dut- etc. ies of tihat eminent position. Mr. Miss Conway spoke before the 1 Shortess, class advisor, gave an in- school teachers of English on De structive talk which was appreciated oping Ideals Through the Teacl by the class. of Literature. Miss Nelle Mo The following were elected as Mr. Fisher and Miss H-ayden me! Chairmen of the various committees conference with the teachers of connected with the Junior prom : first six grades. Dr. Russell met , Decoration—Joe Wadas. the Geography group. Mr. Sut Refreshments—Alex Kraynack. Miss Maupin , Mrs. Keller, Miss R Reception—Mary Kerchaw. inson , Mrs. Baker and . Miss Jeil'i Orchestra—Ella Suitton. were also at the meeting. Miss J ries took part in the conference •—Basket Ball Tournament— the teaching of handwriting. The convention was pronoun STANDARD TESTS VALUABLE very successful. The meeting next year is likely to be held at IN TEACHING COMPOSITION East Stroudsburg Normal Sch This year it was to have been hel< The Curriculum and Educational Bloomsburg. Research Bulletin of the Pittsburgh —Basket Ball Tournament— Public Schools for November-December, 1926, describing the use made of A SURE SIGN OF SPRING diagnostic tests in teaching English Composition in the Schenley High School and also summarizes the re- Faculty Members Took Walk to Catawissa Mountains. sults. Among the conclusions, tha general values of the tests are given as follows : Last Saturday afternoon ssvi "It is the consensus of the English members of the Normal School fa< teachers in the Schenley High School ty, under the influence of the bnl that thefee tests have been of great weather, took a jaunt to Catawi value in these ways : ' members v Mountains. These 1. They have made possible an bent on a day of pleasure. Bask accurate diagnosis of difficulwere overflowing with good things ties of individual pupils. 2. They have served to indicate eat. Some of the ladies even can the relative difficulty of items parasols. But on reaching the sum in capitalization and in pun- of the mountain, muclh to their s ctuation , and , therefore, to in- row and disgust, the teach ers v dicate the proper emphasis in obliged to track through several ( of snow before they found a suito teaching, in general. place to have the eats. The toi 8. They have made possible a general survey of the Freshman was selected as the most likely pi class in Schenley High School to spread the lunch. Reports hav that all of the sandwiches were fi in English Composition. "Tho summary of rules as given in en. The soft boiled eggs were hs the Pressey tests has been found to Everyone had a most enjoy able ti be of groat teaching value when used but they are more convinced that i in connection with the sentences in balmy spring day does not make summer. Next Saturday's hike is the test." definitely postponed, <6>]iiiiiiiiiiiit ]iiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiintiiiiiiiiiiit ]iiiiiiini 4i I pOMPLIMENTS j •O»lllltlllllUllltlllllll )HIIIIIIUIIIIUUHIIIIIIIIUIIIHIIlllllHIIIIHIIIII»S J. C. MERCE R Stationery ¦ * ¦' Patent Medici ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ . LOCK ER ROOM NEWS ther (to fond son, a Locker member)—Come to the door thistle for your brother just a ,e before you get up. t i i t Exchan ges « |— -jB— wjl— W> i ||— II—II mii II M—1|—t j The W om en 's Glee THINGS WE'D LIKE TO KNOW NUTRITION CLUB ¦ ¦ll—»l» • Club of t he - Some time ago a Nutrition Club was . Wihy the fellows are raising musformed. At first the members were t aches? few , but the enrollment is gradually Who taught "Van " Aerna m to ¦ increasing. It is not too late for dance? ¦ those who wish to j oin. Where did Merrick learn to clog dance ? Where the boys were when the Montana State Normal College, acofficers were elected. The Recently lights went out? companied by Miss Robe , will m ake and Handling Margaret president is Do gentlemen prefer blondes ? their second t o u r t his t erm on M arch Mary is secretary-treasurer the What about the Indian type? 8 and 9. Walsh. Ryan is? Who Jimmie Mon tanomal. How "Pop " Jane.ll came to be fath //// er of his—school? The club, has decided that a creed Who was the sub-burned blonde in PhysiA demonstration of work in >f. Bakeless, (to Marie Nelwill form a more complete foundation the Middler play? cal Education for the grade schools -Whoever wrote that paper for this type of club than could be Did Bush 's send in the bill to the ) d good common sense and an in- of West Chester was given in the form ed by a formal constitution. The town for the sandwiches on Saturday? gymnasium Friday, March 4th. , tual ability. That person sits final form of the creed has not yet Where "Ned" Moore got those Green Stone. > you are now sitting, bu t she is been decided upon. waves ? i other section. //// Why Josephine Dormitory gains r r r r "Come Back to Erin," "Kathleen Several meetings have been devot- weight? we got chicken last Thursday : are much indebted to the school M avourneen ," "Where the River ed to discussing health pamphlets and forWhy dinner? Shannon Flows to the strains of in order "— phases of nutrition different opening that adjoining room, Why Alice Brobyn gets so many i we are now utilizing to serve such old favorities do the students that a topic of interest to all may be of C. V. S. N. S. eat their annual 3t. speeial deliveries? givhas ; study. Miss Ward chosen for j urpose of a cloak-room and a proctors ever sleep? Do the ! Pa t rick 's Day dinner Thursday evenvaluable suggestions very en some ; conservatory. The Conserval ing, Why Elizabeth Blackburn sings March 17th. for study. is under the guidance and supCampus Reflector. , How I Miss You Tonight?" "Oh / t r i ion of Mr. Jasper Fritz, Esq., ., L. L. D., PhD., Litt D. r / r r . are held every ThursThe meetings Teacher—Jakie, make a sen t ence The Muhlenberg debating team de- day at 4:20 in Miss Wara c room on t f / t taining the word "international. " feated the representatives of Juniata con iny boys are going out for basefirst floor. Any new members will be in a debate concerning the College, Jakie Baum—Mine fadder pudt and track. It seems like spring cancellation of the allied war debt to welcome. our monies in der national bank. the United States. Muhlenberg Weekly — Basket Ball Tournamen t— —Basket Ball Tournament— Merrick—I'm looking for som eone to loan me five dollars. WANT ADDS Furman—Well , it' s a nice day for Bucfcnell was awarded honorable WHO WILL ORGANIZE THE it. place in drama contest. Villa Nova TAU AND UPSILON CYCLES ? ted :— won first place and Drexel received hair tonic that will grow a mus- second place. —Basket Ball Tournament— Two More Cycles Have Been Organize over night. Send all samples Bucknellian. ed During Past Week. /// / orth Hall. SR. CHAMPS DINE AT MISS Thomas Merrick. Doctor—I'll examine you for fifRiho Cycles have been The Pi and teen dollars. McCAMMON'S APARTMENT organized during the past week. Patient—All night, Doc. and if you ted :— Pi Cycle. find it I'll give you half. Big Dinner to Celebi ate Victory Over n ide a l , old-f ashioned girl. Edi th Johnson. Junior Champs. Joe Krafchick. Louise Baker. Mice , harm the c'heese, but girls Marjorie Hofmeister. charm the hes. At six o 'clock the Senior champs', Alice Law. ited:— Oheyney Record. "The Bearcats," marched down NorCordelia Moyer. ome one to wash dishes, clean the mal hill , eaoh with a camp stool in Hinkle. Catherine n and get the mail. Apply early. i > > i hand , to Miss McCammon 's apartDorothy Traub. Room 419. ment. Here they were given a big Anna Lewis. THUMBS DOWN , NO r r r r dinner to celebi'ate their victory over Dorothy Evans. QUARTER AND SQUAD FIRE ! Harriet Ivey. the Junior champs on March the fifth ited :— by a score of 18-10. Rho Ccle. i self-winding thirty-day alarm 1. The man who calls up at 7 :45 The center-piece of the table was Myrna Kashner. •k. P. M. and wonders if he has very rare. It was a bouquet of daffoDorothy Haok. Pauline Bell. got you out of bed. t i i i. dils and violets, which had just arrivMelva Kile. 2. The dramatic individual who ed from Missouri. Neyhard. nted :— Grace gazes into your eyes, presses ; The dinner was such as words canit least two silk handkerchiefs. I n Pierce. Kathry your hand and inquires throatnot describe. "Ahs " and "Ohs" passHarriet Adams. 't have any. Nothing but silk will ily if you are intellectual. ed about the room as the maid walked Lawless. iccepted. Winifred 8. The big, grave athlete who in with atrnwiberry short cake, wlhich Colette Mayan. "Ex " Matthews. carefully points out that he is was smothered in ice cream, whipped Ruth Shoemaker. breaking training for your cream and large wholesome strawnted :— Grace Walter. sake. berries. being purchased i DATE M M ? ? ? ? New records are 4. The blunderbus who offends for the B. G. M. C. collection and will Upon Miss MeCammon and Mrs. Josephine Dormitory. you by insinuatin g that you be available within a few days. A Mulford the names of perfect hostesswrite poetry. special program is being prepared for es were bestowed. —Basket Ball Tournament— 5. The telephone caller who next week—Beethoven Week. Those present were : Miss McCam• makes you "guess who this is." mon , Mrs. Mulford , Sadie Zapp, Mar6. The studious worm who takes guerite Shafer, Helen Hess, Mildred ERI CAN SHOES EXPORTED a book to the foot ball games. Benaon , Alberta Gaseurick, Ruth AnTournament—Ball -—Basket TO 87 COUNTRIES The Snapper. thony, Violet Clark , Lucy Rood , Ann ____ 4 Suitch, Marlon McHugh, Dot Bentrly Half of the Total Exports Go nctto and Elsie Bossant. THE IDEA L BOY to Cuba. n Fortrier (discussing the VicTheatre fire)—The reason the men shot at the building was to ides in the side so the water soak in. / / / /« / / / r / / / / / / / / / / / / t / / / / 1 > 1 1 i i 11 / / 1 1 imcrican shoes are shipped to 87 ntries with nearly half of the totsxports going to Cuba. The total ie of footwear exported last year > $13,279 ,000. Cannda and Moxfollowed Cuba as tho next largest 'kots for our shoe production. THERE NEVER WAS ANYTHING But, Th at Someone El se Could Make it "Worse and Sell it For Less. " SNEIDMAN'S JEWELRY Complexion like Ned Raker. • Hair like Leo Moore. Eyes like Jack Morris. Mouth like Joe Wadas. Teeth like Sam Foutner. Moustache like "Hook" Morrick. Nose like Jackie Baum. :—Baaket Ball Tournament— NOTE OF SYMPATHY . The students of the school extended to Archie Austin their hear,t-folb sympath y on his recent bereavement. Literature 'Class Were Delightfully Entertained. . CALENDAR 1. 2. Sunday, March 20— Coffee in the Lobby. Monday, March 21— Senior Chapel. Meeting of Clubs. Tuesday, March 22— Junior Chapel. Glee Clubs Meet. Wednesday, March 23— Senior Chapel. Thursday, March 24— Junior Chapel. Saturday m'orning the members of Mies Shaw's Juvenile Literature Class, section 11-D, were delightfully entertained with a dramatization of a oneact play entitled ."The Trials of An Author," writt en by a m ember of the class. Miss Eleanor Sands, the author , is to be complimented upon her artistic arrangement of the play. The program was as follows : Herald—Mary Thomas. Life of Miss Alcott—Ina Sherwood. "The Trials of An Author" Eleanor Sands. Characters. Friday, March 25— Miss Alcott—"Dot" Richards. Elly Ney. Mrs. March—"Peg" Shepherd. High School Basket Ball Amy—"Marg " Dermody. Tournament. Beth—"Celia " Mascucci. General Chapel—Prof. Keller. Meg—Grace Saylor. j 0—"Mac " McGuire. Saturday, March 26— Time :—1850. High School Basket Ball Library. Scene :—Miss Alcott's Tournamen t. Committee. * Executive Eleanor Sands. Anne M. Yuran. Helen McGuire. Dorothy Richards. Program and Publicity. ELECTION OF Y. W. C. A. Anne Yuran. Rachael Long. CABINET OFFICERS Marian Fenstermacker. Mildred Samler. Four Officers For Next Year Elected Stage Directors. 'at Wednesday Meeting. Harriet Young. Martha Yavorsky. At the meeting of the Y. W. C. A. ¦on Wednesday evening, the firs t four Costumes. Ruth Weber. officers of the Y. W. C. A. . Cabine t for next year were elected by the members of the Association. —Basket Ball Tournament — Px*esident—Janet Gemmell. Vice-President—Irene Kornell. Secretary—Maudrue O'Connell. THE RED MUSTA CHE Treasurer—Janet Evans. The chairmen of committees , which A smooth shaven lad of 'seventeen will constitute the other Cabinet offiOne day made a very rash bet ; cers, will be elected at the next meetAnd now on his upper lip is seen ing of the Cabinet. A young mustacherefote. On Wednesday evening, March 23 the new officers will be insitalled. A Day by day his mustache grew, special program is being prepared and And gradually changed to another all girls and members of the faculty hue. It wasn't bnown Hke the hair on his are invited to be present. head —Basket Ball Tournament— Instead , it was a very bright red. Every day, in every way This mustache waxath stronger Until ridiculed by nil his friends, He said, "I can stand it no longer." QUOTATION WHY I TEACH SCHOOL TRIALS OF AN AUTFOR 3. 4. 5. C. 7. 8. 9. Nine Selfish Reasons. By Inez M. Brown. I like it. It broadens me mentally, morally, spiritually, and keeps me physically fit. It furnishes an outlet through Service. I like children. It gives me a keen insight into their problems. I can assist in helping them to develop self-reliance. It thrills me to see the gleam of understanding break forth on the troubled face. There is always a sunny side to every discouragement. It deals with life in the making. West Virginia School Journal. —Basket Ball Tournament— QUOTATION By Theodore Roosevelt. Virtue by itself is not enough, or anything like enough. Strength must be added to it and the determination to use that strength. The good man who is ineffective is no t able t o make his goodness of much account to the people as a whole. No matter how much a man hears the word , small is t he credit att ached t o him if he fails to be a doer also ; and in serving the Lord he must remember tha t he needs avoid slo t h in his business a s well as cultivate fervency of spirit. P. S. E. A. Journal. i % m ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ M^^^^^W^^^^^^^^^^BJ "WHEN YOU THINK OF SHOES MEETING OF TRUSTEES Held Monday Afternoon in Office Dr. Reimer. On Monday afternoon fhe Board Trustees of the Normal School met Dr. Reimer 's office for their regu monthly meeting. The chief item business under consideration was compl etion of the repair work. It n decided to proceed with the constt; t ion as soon as t he authorit ies Harrisburg issued proper contra for the extras to the regular conta It was the wish of the Board thr.i projects be finished by commei ment. —Basket Ball Tournament— LOCA L HIGH SCHOOL FINISH Pupils Entered New Building Monday Morning. The local high school pupils ent ed their new high school building Monday morning. They had bi f orced to wander from pillar to p during the last four years. It is! tunate that they may now enjoy f acilities to which all boys and g of towns like Bloomsburg are entit TO THE JUNIOR GIRLS' VARS! iiiiiiiKaiiiuiiiiitte As the purple dyes brought from The young man rose from his bed of Tyre, sleep red. mustache,, Their touch is as gentle as rain— And shaved off his They are spring blossoms ! Your lips are blessed witih the fairy gift tificaiiiiiiiifiiicatitiiiiictiicafiiitti ticiicacfiictitiiiicatitiiiiiitiicaiiiiiiiitiiicaiiiiiitiiiiic3tiiiiiiiitficaiitiiiiiiiiic3tsii iiiiiiiicauiiitiiiittcatiiitit }i Of speaking diamonds and flowers, ^ Your voice is the lark's cadenza— Tihe sound of falling water ! 1 You are divine—a s an April day-— When You Want You are a phantasy of wonder— You are as April' s sunshine— TODAY and TOMORROW _ ~ And as fickle ! Review i The Miuical ¦ —Eleanor Sands. go to "OH !DEARIE " I CORR1NE GRIFFITHS In "SYNCOPATING SUE" tReilly 's Confectionery 1 SATURDAY CONTINUOUS—FRED THOMPSON in "THE TWO GUN MAN" CO MPLIMENTS They Serve the Best day, Mon Tuesday and Wednosdoy of Next Week | ^ —OF— "BRINGING UP FATHER IN FLORIDA" I | I HEMINGWAY'S . A MAN'S . REAL COLUMBIA GOOD EATS STORE THEATR E i VICT ORIA I I .«—!« .—ll—n— H—W—M—II« .H—II—H—»— .!»—.»»—in— .»»—II—-»» —»»»¦—»«-.»» —„ »..,._.. [ | B ^* tr ^a * g- Ja g " "7 miugh and Grow Fat j BASKET BALL CAREER > OF ECKIE KRAYNACK I What Do You Know ? J \ ] Graduated rtfl ¦drinking nice, cold, fresh lem' 8B—This is a rare treat, wiord—Say, I know I don't ^ e «ry of ten but ytou don 't have °«t teds in. From Plymouth School in 1923. High WHY GO TO COLLEGE ? College Graduate Has Pre ference For Better Positions. Wihen asked, "Why Go to College," the maj ority of students will answer, "To enable me to make a better living. " The college gradua te today has the preference for the better positions with the higher salaries. Suoh positions more often than not also give distinction and honor to one who fill s them. Another great incentive for going to college is io obifcain ^ culture and knowledge. We find a personal satisfaction in knowledge for itself alone. We want to know what has been done and wh-at may be done torn ornow in this world of ours. We mingle with other people from all kinds of homes. From them we absorb new ideals and viewpoints. Meeting so many different types of individuals gives us social poise which is of value to us in the higher positions of society. We al§0 find a satisf action and pride in the approbation of our family and our community. In addition , college teaches us to make friends and to mingle in a social way with our fellows. Because of friendships and social connections formed , we have a good time and enjoy college life all the more. Someone has said that college has a twofold purpose : First, to give book knowledge ; Second , t o teach us how to get along with our fellowmen. We may narrow these two purposes down to one : To become useful and selfsuppor ting members of society . In so far as we use poor English, are careless spellers, are inaccurat e , and do not cont inue advancement after leaving college, we have failed t o realize our aims in attending college. Likewise , if we c onduct ourselves af ter graduation in such a way as to bring on ourselves the criticism of society and loss of position , we harm both ourselves and the college ; we shall have thwarted the very purpose we had in attending college. Therefo r e, it is up .to the student himself whether or not college attendance will prove of lasiting value. r Eckie Kraynack , who hails from Dear Prof.—How would you measPlymouth, came here last September ure a pound of kisses? Duke. unheralded. His basket ball career Answer—By compression. really started here under the direction //// of Coach Thornly W. Booth. Eckie was graduated from Ply- Dear Noe—What did Pompeii die of ? i i i / i^m Stew Dent. mouth High School in 1923. While gjft girl—I want some thticking at that institution he showed no de- Answer—H e died of an eruption. M; thir. sire to enter fthe court game. Affter ¦gist— What thickness? completing his high school course, he Dear Prof. —I am con templating gcalHj girl—Don 't mock me, thir. played with a Plymouth independen t ing to college and wan t some adaggregation under professional rule. B '''' vice. What do you think of a ~ H-What did you do when you A year ago he entered Wilkes-Barre course in jour nalism ? More On. Business College. At this school he Answer—It all n in the saw-mill ? 's write. 5 ft—I came, I saw , and Isawed was an aspiran t for the cage team and was awarded by receiving a poHved. sition as forward on the Varsity Dear Noe—Who is the most fearless :c M '''' squad. He proved to be a big asset man on earth ? Max I. Mum. tm—Are many great men born to the Commercials in that he war. Answer—A conductor. He tells ¦gtown? high scorer on many occasions. He them all where to get off. M—No, only babies are born m also made lihe highest number of onepo-inters in one game, totaling nineteen out of twenty-one. This is in- Dear Prof.—Please settle an argumm '''' ment. Was the game of poker deed a Remarkable feat and has not > fl—Have you got a cigarette? played in biblical times? George been surpassed by any Commercial »Bty—Lots of them, thanks. Doolittle. eager since that time. During his career at the Wilkes- Answer—Most assuredly. Noah had a full house and Solomon had all raftchik—Well, everything I say Barre school, he never scored less the queens. than ten points in a single game. In « '»]]—That's good. Come out one contest he accounted for thirtyj one markers. In another he scored Dear Prof.—Why is a wife ; Mun!1Hid talk to my Ford. twenty-seven pojnts. chausen. r>/> B In the fall of last year, Eckie en- Answer—A wife is a gre^t comfort M book-lover went to the bad tered this institution. When the in all the troubles you wouldn 't 1 1926-27 basket ball season opened , have had if you had stayed single. Mm very fond of Burns," he told ' Kraynack was one of the first aspir//// ^B He was cast into the fire. ! ants for the team. His value was imfl remarked coolly, "You won't mediately recognized by Coach Booth Dear Noe—How can 1 prove that time in money? Spendthrift. ¦to stay in there Longfellow. and he was made a player on the JunAnswer—If you give twenty-five H Browning now and before long ior Varsity squad. His ability and cen ts to a couple of boys, it' s a ¦b e Milton." fighting spirit was soon found out. quarter of two. Eckie puts his heart and soul into the ftft • HH j game he is playdng and fights desperiflt—I never wear a slicker or a ately for his school colors. pBicn it rains. In Febr u ary he w a s advanc ed from Dear Prof.—How can I earn a liveli^ hood? Al Kali. flic—Collegiate, huh ! Varsity to the Varsity to bhe Junior. Answer—Get married and earn it by fti—No. I never go out when it fill one of the positions vacated by the sweat of your fx'au. the disaster that occurred here this i i i i year. vacancy Kraynaek filled that 'B to the best of his ability and we are Dear Noe—What is meant by a B Htory as is understood : glad to say that he filled it remarkS Augustan Era was a mistake ably well. In the Lock Haven game student? I hear this expression used very often. J. P. •Igustus. he was high scorer for the M'aroon Answer—A B student is one who will —Basket Ball Tournament—• III! and Gold team, with ten field goals B be a stu de nt if he st icks i n sch o ol M —Was Mary upset when he and five fouls, for a total of twentylong enough. HISTORICAL EVENTS five points. ;l oft' his engagement? March 20. Neal Dow born , 1804. Some records he has attained this fl*—Oh, yes. It completely unSpring begins. March 21. year are : Bid her. Dear Prof.—Who was the hostess at Interstate Commerce March 22. 25 points in one game. ¦ the Boston Tea Party ? Tommy III! appointed , 1887. Committee 18 out of 28 in another. Tucker. March 23. Paris bombarded , 1918. 10 fouls lwn rl i t t i / / / / / / / 1 i i t t 1 1 1 1 . BARD PURSEL I LOW ENBERG'S E BI G CL OTHIN G STORE Its One Price to All Invites 'dents to Examine the Newest I Latest in | MEN'S WEAR 1 ' COLLEGIAT E CORRESPONDENCE Dear Dad , No mon No fun Your Son. Dear Son Heal sad Too bad Your Dad. • • Bloomsbur g SUNDAES , PASTRIES, •• l\ CANDIES and LUNCHES Watch For Our Enster •• Advertisement. •• . ! ! *• ..• • ;; •• ** •• ** MM _HM ¦¦—M^BM mmmmm ^mamm^m •^•(• J; Bush's Quality Shop ¦ ¦ |**S«^M|M{«^i4"'I'*4**I< "i>4**i'4'^'*2**2M 3" . < •! • -:- -;- Pa. CLOTHIER t DRY CLEANER — > —PRESSING — —REPAIRING .. i . . ¦ ;, . ._ _ /1 > , ' ' , ¦¦ ¦ , ¦ • STUDENT RATING PLACEMENT BUREAU NEWS < ST. LAWRENCE WATERWAY MAROON AND GOLD TEAM IS URGED BY HOOVV IS SET FOR THE SEASON Th e Blo.omsburg State Normal Two Hundred Seventy-On e Students School has the following system of Severa l o f L ast Season 's Stars Have Herbert Hoover Discusses 'Both Si$i Graduated in J une , 1926. grading and rating its students. of Pro ject . Reported For Pract ice. This is the.time of year wihen Seniors are seeking positions for the coming school year and are wondering what their chances are of obtaining them. A prediction may be based upon the success of the Class of 1926 in securing positions. Two hundred seven ty-one students gra'duated in June, 1926. Eleven did not reply to a questionnaire relative to positions occupied, salary rece ived , number of pupils taught, etc. Of those not located some fifteen are attending normal schools and colleges and a number of those no t loca t ed a t the time the questionnaire was sent out have since obtained positions. Fur thermore , a few of those not located in teaching positions were married and some f o r other reasons did not wish to teach during the present school year. It is safe to say that not . more than twenty-five to thirty did not secure positions. It would appear on the basis of the experience of last year 's graduating class that the chances of the present Senior Class in securing positions are most excellent. There are other items ot miormation of interest to Seniors growing out of the questionnaire referred to above. The number of pupils taught by 1926 gradua tes in the primary group is 35; in the intennediate group , 38; in the Junior High group, 39; in the rura l group, 24. The average monthly salary earned by the 1926 pi'imary graduates is $100.36; intermediate , $102.28 ; Junior High School, #110.79; rura l, $105.14. The total annual salary that will ha ve been ea rnod b y all 1926 graduates by the end of the present schaol year is nearly $20J0.00. —Basket Ball Tournament— ELLY NEY AT NORMAL THIS EVENING Continued From Page One. « limit, but even then her exceptional gifts were recognized and the authoi*ities suspended the rules to accommodate the brilliant young student. Six years later she won the coveted Mendelssohn prize—greatest musical award in Europe—against a remarkable field of much older students. This prize immediately marked her as a musical 'fiend' and since that time she has boon continually in the public eye. Her career has been a succession of triumphs which have won her a permanent and loyal following. Elly Ney recently told a Berlin interviewer that "American audiences are >t)he sanest and healthiest, milsicially spoaking, in the world. " Madame Ney remained with us a week last year. She . was very well pleased with the student audience. Let us try to make her even more pleased this year. Grades are designated by the letters : A, B, C, D, and E. The lowest passing grade is D. Grade E means failure repitition of the course. In rating A equals 3, B equals 2, C equals 1, D equals 0 and E equals 1 (minus one). Multiply the number of credit hours in the course by the value of the letter grade earned. Find the total sum of such products and divide this sum by the total number of credit hours of the courses in which a grade has been earned. The quotien t thus obtained is the rating of the student whose record has been so evaluated. The following examples are taken The baseball movement as exemplified J>y the famed Maroon and Gold squad received its first impetus on Moun t Olympus last week. In an impromptu confab plans were discussed and prospects for the coming season were gone over. Coach Booth indi cated that the boys will give the fans and fanettes as fast a grade of base ball as they have enjoyed in past years. Merely by letting his memory run riot for a moment the average fan can still get a potent kick from a review of the mighty struggles the squad fo ught last year. In the exf rom actual recor ds : pressive manner of the day, i t was "some team " and this year 's ou t f it will be better. Miss X. Coach Booth has nftt revealed the 3 times 17 equals 41 (Ha vin g 17 full scope of the fruit borne by his hrs. credit—grade A). early efforts, but it is known that sev2 times 21 equals 42 (Ha ving 21 eral of last season's stars have alhrs. credit—grade B) . ready reported for practice. TToe 1 times _ 21 equals 21 (Ha ving 21 Bradshaw, Ruthian thumper and back hrs. credit—grade C) . stop guardian , will be field captain 17, 21 and 21 equa ls 59. of the team. The least that can be 51, 42 and 21 equals 114. said of Joe is that he knows his 114 divided by 59 equals 1.9. "onions." "Red" Garrity, t he f lee t fly chaser has also entered the field. McGra th and Austin who also famed Miss Y. themselves last year by their all around playing, will clad t hemselves 3 times 2 equals 6. in a Maroon and Gold ou tfit. 2 itimes 6 equals 12. Although pressed for further de1 times 6 equals 6. t ails , Mr. Booth returned a firm nega0 times 3 equals 0. tive to all questions. He did inti>mate , however, that he has practical17 24 ly completed arrangements for cloth24 divided by 17 equals 1.4. ing, in Maroon and Gold vestm en t s , several players who will please the Miss Z. fans as mudh as Philadelphia fans were pleased when Connie Mack ac3 times 5 equals 15. quir ed Ty Cobb , Eddi e Collins , Zack 2 times 12 equals 24. Wheat and Jack Boley. It will be a glorious baseball season that will get 17 89 . underway when the first game of the 39 divided by 17 equals 2.29. season is started by the stentorian voice cf the umpire, Miss W. 3 times 2 times 1 times 0 times -1 times 2 equals 6. 1 equals 2. 11 equals 11. 1 equals 0. 3 equals -3. 18 .}0 16 divided by 16 equals .88. Special Prices to Normal Students J. E. ROY'S Jeweler ' mmmmimmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm ^J t mmmmmmm •—Basket Ball Tournament-— DR. SUHRI E MEETS THE MEMBERS OF FACULTY He Discussed the Distinguishing Features of a Teachers' College. Herbert Hoover, Secretary of Co3o merce, spoke before the New Hav