:¦' ¦' . ¦ : m ^v MEHRY JK i &KCHRISTMAS H ifjpi^"' : mKF- : } HAPPY ^ I —' M ¦ \ *FOOT BALL SUMMARY FOR SEASON 1924 GLEE CLUBS TO GIVE FORMAL CONCERT THE CHRISTMAS CHIMES In a tiny town in a far off country there was a wonderful church. It was indeed a remarkable church , for it had a steeple that reached so far up into the clouds that it's top could Under the direction of Prof. CartAlthough the foot-ball season just not be seen. Birds built their nests the three Glee Clubs will give a er, closed was not a good season as far in it; the wind and clouds played concert in the auditorium to-morrow as the aspect of winning games was around it. More wonderful than evening. In keeping with the season players concerned , the coaches and this, however, were the chimes within | many of the numbers will be Christgo into will are not discouraged but it. They were strange chimes that mas Carols. The following program undyan with the game next season ( did not ring every evening or even ing spirit to replace B. S. N. S. on the ' every Sunday. Once long ago when has been arranged : foot-ball map. the oldest citizen of this tiny town 1. Mixed Chorup True enough , we experienced some was young he had heard his mother a. Hail, Musica. s tough breaks, the major ones being Lell him how she had heard them one b. Ol' Car'lina—Cooke. the injuries to Haupt and Schwall, Christmas. "They were very beautiSoloists—Rachel Bolles, Lillian but we also noticed some advantag- ful ," she said , "and could be heard Mae Kester eous points, the showing of some of for miles and miles over the country 2. Junior Girls' Chorus the new men, and the consistent play- side. " a. The Storm King—West. ing of Captain Fitzpatrick. It was the custom every Christmas b. Lullaby, from "Erminie"— Although all the boys showed won- for all the people to come to this Jakaboski. derful spirit it can be truthfully said j hurch and bring beautiful and costc. Alphabet—Mozart. that Jerry was the outstanding star ly gifts. Even the King and Queen 3. Contralto Solo all season. His individual prowess j ame to lay their gifts on the altar. Invocation to Eros—Kursteiner. In the country away from the vilkept Normal's record from being Miss Harriet M. Moore. even worse than it was. He was a t;ge lived two little boys, Pedro and 4. Junior Girls' Double Quartet. tireless and hard worker all season ;he little Brother. They were very 5. Senior Male Quartet. and piayed his best game of the year .j oor so as Christmas drew near they 6. Senior Girls' Chorus, against our rivals from Wyoming, al- >aved their pennies. This year they a. The Snow—Elgar. though he played in this game with planned to walk to the tiny town and Violinists—Helen Dickinson , Mae a crippled shoulder. Jerry played left g-o to the wonderful church with it's Gable, Genevieve Kelly, Wm. B. end for two seasons and was only Grange chimes. j ones. out of one game and that one be"Perhaps they will ring this year," b. The New Moon at Christmas— cause of bad injuries. He is without Ihey said. W. J. Marsch. a doubt one of the best ends who Soloist—Kathryn Castles. Christmas morning dawned very ever played on a Normal team and |cold and celar and with a heavy 7. Junior Girls' Chorus. we anticipate a still greater season blanket of snow. Very early these a. O'er the World > in Silence for him next year. two tots left home and trudged to- ! Sleeping—Harris. Kazlusky was aiso a tower of ward the town. On and on they I b. The Light of Bethlehem—Abt. strength in the backfield and was a went, always listening for the chimes ' 8. Contralto Solos. a. Call Me No More—Cadman. consistent player. He compiled a which did not ring. b. My Lover, He Comes On 7T 4 total of 30 quarters which was more At last they reached the gates of than any other member of the team. the town. On arriving there Pedro Skee—Clough-Leighton. Miss Harriet M. Moore. Incidentally Kaz. is the only regular noticed a strange form lying in the 9. Senior Girls' Special Cl oruv. member of the team who will be lost snow. It was that of an old , old lady a. Pilgrims Chorus, from "Tannby graduation. exhausted and cold. She had walked hauser "—Wagner. The complete schedule follows : far, for she, too , wished to hear the b. The Voice of the Chimes— Opp. Bloom chimes. Now Pedro knew someone Poltsville H. S. 7 41 must rub her hands, or she would die Hahn. Susquehanna Univ. 13 6 —How he wanted to go to that 10. Men 's Glee Club. a. Hunting Scene, from "King 0 Stroudsburg S. N. S. —. 15 church , perhaps even hear the chimes Arthur"—Bullard. 6 Mansfield S. N. S. ___ i__ 0 —but he could not leave the old lady. b. Down in Mobile. Keystone Academy 7 2 j A tear glistened in his eye as he gave c. Alma Mater. Bucknell Reserves . 0 7 little Brother his penny and told him The Senior Girls' Special Chorus Shippensburg S. N. S. — 4 0 7 to co on ninnfi. participated in the Christmas proWyoming Seminary 30 0 At the beautiful church the choir gram given by the Music Club of was singing. Every one was whisper- Bloomsburg last evening. Their de—B. S. N. S.— ing about the chimes. Slowly they but certainly was a success , as everymoved out of the church, placing one enjoyed them immensely. The Y. W. C. A. NOTES. their on the altar ; caskets of Chorus is composed of: To-night the Y. W. C. A. will con- jewel s,gifts money, silks and satins, -each First Soprano—Kathryn . Castles, duct a delightful Christmas meeting ; one the very best. Lily Watkins, Rachel Bolles, Lillian in the auditorium , at which Dora "Surely they will ring now, for, Kester. Teppy Wilson will sing for us. ArmSecond Soprano—Katherine Brogstrong and Edith Morris will also re- lo! the King has taken off his crown, an , Beatrice. Geisinger, Loretta Kestport on the Gettysburg convention and placed it on the altar !" er, Ellen Bhebey. But no, they did not. which they attended two weeks ago. Alto—Clara Martin , Katherine DiWe know their reports will be interAs the last hymn was being sung esting and helpful. Margaret Isaacs divinely beautiful music was heard. vine, Florence M. Jones, Gertrude will have charge of the devotions. It was not the wind or the birds in Gross. The Y. W. will conduct a sunrise the tower , it was not the choir, it was —B. S. N. S.— meeting in the Recreation Room on the chimes ! Why did they ring now? ST UD E NT VAUDEVIL L E Saturday morning at six o 'clock. Silently little Brother had crept up Mr. Edison D. Harris wishes to ex"Teppy " is planning this meeting so the aisle and laid his and Pedro's pentend his thanks and appreciation to we are assured that it will be worth- nies—nothing compared to the other the members of the faculty and stuwhile. Girls, everyone of you will be rare gifts, but all they had—on tho dent body who helped to make the up at that time because of its being altar. Yes , the beautiful chimes had vaudeville show the tremendous suc"home-going " day, so why not ac- lung for only this tiny sacrifice but cess it was. quire more Christmas spirit by don- .still so great ft one. ning a kimona and coming down to He expresses his sincere appreciaRewritten by J. L. j oin us? I NEW YEAR tion to Misses Bolig and Zimmerman the talented accompanists of the eveS. N. S. —B. — —B. S. N. S.— ' ^t ning upon whom so much of the sucMary Martin :—"It looks like cess of the performance depended. Judy:-— "Oh, Mary, my cold cream ' rain. " ¦ is gone!" v |Ho also wishes to thank Earl Farley Mary i-^'Must have been vanishing Alice Lumbert :—"Yes, but it for manipulating the lights so arcream. '' tastes a little like soup. " ' tistically. , BASKET-BALL SEASON STARTS The basket ball call issued by , Coach Meade has been answered by about forty men, so with such good interest and enthusiasm a good season is anticipated. Because of this large turn out Coach Meade has divided the squad into two sections and each practice hard every day. The varsity team back from last year are Schwall, center; Turner, and Jenkins, forwards ; and Sack, Cooper and Captain Kazlusky, guards. Schwall's crippled knee is still giving him trouble so it is not known whether he will be in shape for the beginning of the season or not. However, he is receiving daily treatment, so we hope that his injured member will be in good condition before January 7, the day when Normal opens the season. —B. S. N. S.— JUNIOR GIRLS—STOP, LOOK AND READ. Here is something to which you Juniors should give a little thought and consideration. The end of the first semester is very Hear, which means not only that our school programs will be changed but also that many other things will happen. Among these happenings is the election of some junior girls as members of the Athletic Leaders. Wouldn't you like to be one of them? There will be only a few girls selected to represent each section of yc ur class, so of course you want to choose the best. Maybe you think almost everyone in your division is elegible , but with these questions in mind think again and see if you can really choose the best : Are the girls' grades up to standard (2 points) ? Is she dependable ? What interest does she take in gymnasium work ? Does she take an active part in athletics? Does she stand out as distinctive from others? Does she cooperate with her fellow students? Think these questions over during Christmas when you are resting after a good time, and when the requirements are published see if your candidate measures up. ft =r=^ PABLO CASALS Pablo Casals, the prince of cellist, was born in Vendrell , Spain. Early in life he was decorated from the hands of the Queen of Spain because of his marvelous ability in the field of music. His playing creates a veritable sensation. To her Casals and this statement will go unchallenged—is to realize the fullest and most magnificent posBibilitise of the 'cello. The great Fritz Kreisler says : "He is the greatest musician that has ever drawn a bow. " 11 J> /Ifoavoon an& <5olfc> I EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT. NOTICE ! • Published weekly during the schcol year by the Bloomsburg State Normal School in the interests of the students , faculty, alumni and the school in general. STAFF MEMBERS. Editor in Chief Edison D. Harris Assistant Editor in Chief George Janell Literary Editor Ruth Walper Assistant Literary Editor Fannie Hilbert • Sports Editors Mike Beshel , Betty Davis Training School 1 . Ka thryu Price Circulation and Exchange Hugo Riemer Assistant Circulation and Exchange Cora Long Alumni Editor Samuel Barrow •? Personal and Social Editor Jean Lacoe Humor Editor Margaret Jones _ Business Manager William B. Jones Assistant Business Manager Earl Farley Secretarial Staff. Mary Iliedix Catherine McIIugh (leneviove JWilson Charlotte Morgan Getting out this paper is no picnic. If we print joke s, they say that we are silly ; If we don 't they say that we are too serious; HOW M A NY OF THES E CAN YOU ANS WER What did the deaf and blind girl do when caugh t on the trestle by tne coming train? Read "The Story of My Life , by Helen Keller. How did it' happen that when Dr. Jckyll' s door ' was forced , Edward Hyde was found dead inside? Read "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde ," by Stevenson. How did it happen tha t the manuscript found in the chimney made Dr. Manette the denouncer of his daughter 's husband? Read "The Tale of Two Cities," by . If we publish orig inal matter they say we lack variety ; If we publish things from other papers we are too lazy to write ; If we don 't print contributions we 'ack appreciation. If we do print them- we are accused of filling up with j unk; Like as not some fellow will say we swiped this from an exchange. Difiknns. . So we did. did Matthew information What "Tech Tatler. " ' to obtain when he hypnohope Maule Exchanges. Pyrcheon ? tized Alice Repo rters. 'Tech Tatler ," Ilbg. Tech , HarrisRead "The House of Saven GabFlorence Jones Paul Lanshe burg , Pa. : Margaret Emmitfc ! les, " by Hawthorne. John Op iary It's great to see a cartoon in a Lily Watkins. How was Pip 's later life affected "" Mary Isaacs school paper. Let us see more. ^ whom he had found by the convict Faculty Advisors Journal ," W-B. H. S., Wilkes-Barre , cemetery? hidden in the Edna Munro S. L. Wilson Pa. : Lead "Great Expectations ," Ly Subscription Price $1.25 per school year for resident studen ts and Nice personal write-ups. Your Dickens. Alumni. naper is appealing. Why not amuse yourselves by findEntered as second class matter at the Bloomsburg Post O/fiee , BloomsGIRLS' BASKETBALL. Ing the answers to these questions? burg, Pa. Office room , 113 Main Building,B. S. N. S., Bloomsburg, Pa. profitably can you spend Here 's something to look forward How more your time ? As a future teacher you to—Next week the Seniors and Jun¦ors squads will be selected. Each owe the reading of good literature to EDITOBIAL /ourself and to your students. All squad will be made up of twelve these books are in our school library. for each position. ^irls—two Why do I play football ? In playing els to the school. This man the On January 13, 20 , 27 the inter- Why not read them? , a token of its school awards a letter opportunity to add a little I have an games will be played to decide —B. S. N. S.— appreciation of his earnest and man- class to the glory of our school, I have ly efforts. The winner of this letter, who are the champ ions , the Seniors G, Morgan ;— "Great people are the chance to work with the team to a Normal enthusiast , is very proud of |or the Juniors. Come out and back : very often poor writers. I 'm a poor your team with your presence and writer myself. " bring glory to our school. his emblem and values it above many ! cheering, everybody. I I reap great personal benefits. I other things. —B. S. N. S.— lessons that will stay with me Quite right tha t the school should . u life ; I learn the value of recognize his efforts , but should it Prof. Sutliff (giving marks to jun rork and fair play and gain an then heap on him material rev'rds iors) :—"Now , Juniors, when you get .o , to their general and practical paying him for his services? H is your marks pass out. " aspec ts. I receive almost immeasur- not done elsewhere ; it is done here, I able physical and mental benefits. I should it continue? These questions Studio of Photography develop my muscles and learn to and comments fit all other school ac! know myself physically ; it teaches tivities ; should the scholar and journ - ; I me to handle my limbs more efiicient- alist have recognition? . ly and to handle my conduct in the We now open this subjec t of rec124 E. Main St. presence of others. ognition and reward to popular dis- j All this do I receive. He who cussion. When you think of r plays on the team has an opportunity Use our columns as a medium for I y. to give all he has for a time for the [ your statements. SHOES I SSS*O*G*O*O*Q*G*Q*Q*G*G*K5 £«£ honor of his team and to bring laurII. R. j| Ml* ££ Jack Geistwite ll ¦ I y 5 Mrs. Holmes must have the pain t- f) SONGS IN THE NIGHT. Dark was the midnigh t sky, All the flocks lay sleeping, While thru the trees near by Shadows came softly creeping. Suddenly through the dark sky Burst a wonderful shining light , Which chased away all the shadows, And made everything seem bright. Shephe rds gazed with wondering eyes, Toward that heavenly light , Then they heard with glad surprise Songs in the night. r I Bloomsburg Bank | Oh that we, too, migh t hear Songa in the night, A nd think of our dea r Sa v io r, His love, and his migh t. M ildred Hn usch', '20. Assets over Two Million Dollars " ? O * J. E.ROYS , think of * BUCKALEW'S H 6 \\ National For the angels sang to them The song of the new born king, And bade them hasten to Bethlehem And there his praises sing. r ing spirit too. Her pills , which were formerly pink , now have a lovely coat I ?j of black. Prof. Brill :—"When was money invented? " Susan Fetch :— "When the dove brough t the green back to Noah. " j A word to MacDonald :—A rattling overland gathers no women. l| ' Business. f S A. Z. Schoch , President Wm . H. Hi dlay, Cashier ' J[ < ::! ??????< *????? <>???????? ???<&$ —_ 0g GRUEN WATCHES Q \ I AT SNEIDMAN'S JEWELERY STORE & % ! 1 jj© When you want ¦ GOOD EATS IK V X * Townsend's for ANYTHING IN Dress f or Msm Cleaning and Pressing g° to o j J § * I «> O v © S 9, I REILLY'S | § 9 CONFECTIONERY V ! | They Serve the BEST | * v ci g SISotO ^O^O+O+OfO^O^O^CHO^JIj MY LIFE > HI STORY. When I was very young I lived on a little lamb in Australia. As he grew, I grew. I got long, strong and curly. All we did all day long was to play on the low-lands or climb up ihe hills and have a wonderful time. We were all very happy and contented. Often we got burs, dirt and seeds 021 us. Cne day, after we'd gotten older, several men came and sorted out severa l hundred of my older brothers and sisters and drove them away. All that year we looked forward with anxiety and drer.d to the time when we had to go, to leave our homes and sail across the ocean to America to help cloth some little boy or girl. At last this eventful day arrived and we v/evo driven away to be cut , washed and packed before our joui 'ney. Now in Australi a all t h e. wo o d must b e taken from the sheep by hand for the ncceSsary machinery to be installed is not yet patented , so it is a slow ana tiresome process. There are many different classes into which we must be sorted. So, after we are washed and scoured to rem ove all burs and dirt we are sorted. This is done also by hand. An expert who for many years has handled us, divides us into groups accord'ing to our length and quality. Some o f us are fine , others course ; some long others short ; ju st as you differ , so rlo wp. * When we arrived in America I was not lonesome at first because in the bag were two hundreds pounds of us. Our bag was put in a freight car with about eighty others in it. We weren 't the only car , either; there v/as a whole long train of j ust bags and bags full of wool. As the train came away from New York and neared Scranton I became more and more nervous, for I v/as to go thru a big factory. I am what is commonly classed as "long staple , better grade, used for wearing apparel , making stronger threads or yarn. " If a lady wishes an all-wool garment she must pay much for it, as the quality of long staple is used. But she should know that one of part cotton is firmer and will wear better. So you see that cotton grown in your own country when mixed with us foreigners from far off Australia makes ci h u b e o m u i n a i i o n . PLANS FOR ART EXH IBIT WELL A FEW OF B. S. N. S.'s SUCCESS- . EXCHANGE. FUL FAILURES. UNDER WAY. "The Green Stone" Westchester Spinach. Normal Copies of Only the Best Pictures to Squelching Geene Wilson. Your paper is well arranged. Your be Shown. The Junior football team. department "School Opinion " strikes The Senior Class is hard at work ting Peg K. in love. Disappoin responsive chord. on plans for their art exhibit to be up ShippensFilling " Reflector ".Fran " and "Skutch. " "The Campus given in the auditorium January 14 Speeding up Aud Carle. burg Normal. . . to 17. Th£y will present two hundred Pearl and Rachel afraid Making Ceat editorials! Call again. of the best pictures of the Elson ExRocket Slippery of mice. Rocket" Slippery ". hibit and two hundred beautiful colBurning lights after ten o 'clock. Normal. ored prints, copies of the masters, Juniors recognizing Senior Rights. We enjoy your athletic write ups. representing all schools of art. The Getting Loretta Kester up for We await your next number. American artists will be well repre"Normal Times" Lock Haven Nor- sented as there will be a number of liTonlrfa cf" Disguising last night' s dinner fo r mal. beautiful pictures from the Medici Your articles are of wide interest. Society of America. Many of the today 's lunch. Serving onions before a dance. We like your paper. Copley, Curtis, and Cameron prints Gretchen doing nothing. Normal. Finding "The Tipster " Millersville will be on display, as will also those buying 7 doughnuts Jamie Jamison Attractive headlines ! What do of the U. S. Lithographic Company. for 4 cents. you think of us? . Besides these there will be a few Red Jones being quiet. "The Clarion Call" Clarion Normal. samples of correctly framed pictures. Gene explaining football to Skutch. We wish you luck in your Athle- The committees have organized and Miss Schottenfels' Juvenille Lit tics. Your interest is ours. ! are planning the work so that it will W'lkes-Bai're High School Journal give everybody the greatest help pos- test. Mr. Sutliff trying to be nasty about dedicates first issue in 1924 to their sible in picture study and art apprecdeficiencies. prin cipal. iation. Mr. Keller and Miss Swift Archie Austin going down steps in 'Yet he is kind , or if sev'ere in augh t, are both scheduled to gr*e lectures on j h e love he bears to learning is at art during the week mentioned and snowy weather without falling! fault. " many other instructors are putting ' "Who, as our principal , has m a d e forth every effort to help our pup ils / " just what has been to date, this school appreciate the value and to undervhe biggest, finest high school in tliu stand the meaning and possibilities ;tate. of school room decoration. John Van "Who is *a friend to whom we look Dyke 's monograph , "The Language when everything goes wrong and of P ic t ur es," is being studied in some vhe n we figiu-e we'll j ust quit he urg- of the class rooms in order to arouse •s? us to go on. interest in the exhibit and art as a ; is the instinctive charm "Who, as a man , has made himself wnoie. i d man amongst all men. We know The indications are that this will him bu t t o lov e hi m as t ea ch er , man be the most successful of all the art I of all our Portraits. and friend—Mr. Breidinger. " exhibits held in B. S. N. S. for the —B. S. N. S.— last fifteen years. The custom of havDuring fire drill the other day ing an ex hibi t gives annually a rare coa c h M ea de , placing his hand on. the oppotrunitje -for the school and the fire e xt ingu i she r, said to Bruce community to study good pictures Sheets :—"See ' here, 'In case of fire and grow in appreciation of the finest and best in this wonderful art. No turn upside down '." Bruce replied rather abruptly :— student can afford to miss it. The "I think I'd rather run out , Coach. " class is spending much time and effor t in giving us the pleasure and the —B. S. N. S.— privilege of seeing these masterpieces Wanted :—To know how "Mil" of the ages, so we should show our Deitrick fills dates. appreciation of their sei*vice by using we rode to the sewing room. Our seams were made, buttons were sew- '! ed on, button holes worked , every|^ ><)>cz=><)i)<^^>fl(Krp-] thing by machinery ! So many machines, machines everywhere ! Now my life history is nearly comv Always the V pleted but for you , as you meet me, 0 /^mc Kerosen e y | Iy y | v) | INLAND SEABOARD & ft I I I * OIL COR. *A " A 2 f\ A a I Call EUbII 53 BloomsWg, Pa. BEST Candies Pastries y Lunches Served at ^ v y and - ! ' a I BUSH ' S j Quality Shop I I 8 fl e^ ¦ y ' Uc>«0«0<=>«0<=>0(>flO<^>oIZl VAUDEVILLE NIGHT A GRAND SUCCESS In the history of every college we find an unwritt en code of laws which Students Participating Show Much is composed of customs and tradiOriginality and Talent. tions. Each graduating class leaves Last Saturday night the Normal behind it many practices, which because of their recognized value suc- audi torium was once again the renceeding classes claim and add to the dezvous of a large, expec tant audcode of the college. What ever they ience. No, we did no t hav e a "Garbe , there is nothing dearer to the rison " or a "Graveur e," but our own real student than the customs he in- students to attract the throngs. herits from by-gone classes. Indeed , our enrollment consists of It is impossible for underclassmen many . talented people, as was first to attempt to oust, or even adop t as shown when Kanyack and MacDontheir own , what is acclaimed as a ald showed that supernatural power of reading people 's minds. Right Senior Privilege. here in our midst we have two people Nadine Rice. of whom can boast, were born Everybody talks about the high; with veils we over their faces. It is cost of living, bu t we fail t o no t ice needless to say that the firs t act was any of it around here. most unusual , humorous and enterMike Bashel. taining. Talent runs in many different di—B. S. N. S.— rections. The next act revealed MarCHAPEL REVIEW. vin Bloss as He gave Chapel exercises this year are be- two extremelya monologist. humorous selections. ¦ coming more and more interesting, as "Dance Fantacies," the third act, well as very profitable, to the stud- was Those who participated ents. A demonstration from prac- werestaged. Flo Murray Ru th Temest. tically every phase of the work at Whoever dreamed and of such unusual Normal has been given at some time j artistic talent righ t among us? Their during the year by members of the asthetic and imitative dances receivstudent body. ed much applause from the audience. There is a very interesting proj ect Some of the humorists of North now being conducted by Prof. Albert. Hall us "Impressions " of the Last Wednesday "Dan " Smith told boys' gave dorm at 2 A. M., as the fourth us in a creditable manner some very act. You can judge for yourself just interesting and educational state- what impre'iHong were left when we ments concerning the discovery of tell you that "Sacky, " MacDonald , rubber and the stages through which Kanyack, Anskis, Lanshe it passed before it became of real enti were the participants.and Alemvalue to man. The fif th act consisted of a skit , To-day "Deb" Waters talked to us "The Pot Boilers, given by the draabou t the Panama Canal. She first matic club. This"farce rendered by told us its early history, then describ- Harriet W illiams, Ruth Thomas, ed the canal, and finally explained its Grier Riemer, Kane , Bill Jones, effect on South American countries Archie Austin Joe and Larry Coolbaugh and the United States. was indeed a number all for itself. But why wouldn 't it be with Harriet Ellen was t aken t o her room on fir st W illiams t he heroine , and Joe Kane hall , the hero? "Now what's t he ma tt er," said h er To make a very fitting and capti¦ roomie, "Jack," vating climax "Doc and Ed" gave us "Oh ! I went visiting—but Ruthie a variety of performances. Their brought me back." MY OPINION DORM DOINGS. Mary Curwood , a senior , underwent an operation at the Nanticoke State Hospital recently. We all wish her a speedy recovery and hope to have her with us soon. Now that Mildred Hausch has sprained her ankle and has trouble .getting around , she lias taken to painting vases, candlesticks, salt and pepper shakers, and everything that happens to appeal to her. She has converted her room into a delightful art sh«p. . . The following enj oyed a hike to Remley 's recently : Melba Davis, Sara Hollander , Esther Newman and Ida Mittleman. Gretchen Culver recently entertained he*r sist er , Geraldine , and Norine Amesbury, both of Wilkes Barre. Katherine King, a member of the class of '24, was the guest of Lily Watkins over the week-end. Most of the halls in the girls ' dorm have been tastefully decorated for Christmas. With what? Oh , everything imaginable. Yes, the halls look beau t iful , bu t don 't go into the rooms or you 'll be met with a cold reception. The girls got Jessie Keen up to study the other morning at six o 'clock , supposedly. She began to wonder why it didn 't get light and, looking at her watch, found it to be one o'clock instead of six. Nice girls, eh what, Jessie? FROM ROOM 280 TO ROOM 237 AND BAC K. "Charlie " and "Dock " would have as their guests Ellen and "Jack," who were feeling their best ; They knew t'would be next thing to heaven , To spend one night in room 237. "You go first ," said "Jack" wi t h glee, . '"Twill avoid suspicion—she 'll surely catch me !" So along about a quarter of eleven, Ellen started for room 237. She took her pillow and patch-work quilt, She thought she 's give Ruthie a severe little jil t, If she asked for permission, she would hav e b e en forbidden , To spend the night in room 237. Now, if ever you 'd a-visiting go, Always be sure to go on tip-toe, Or better still to avoid suspicion , Better ask the floor supervisor 's per; mission. El H.-'25. Under the patchwork quilt lay Ellen and "Dock ," Wholly unprepared for any kind of a shock , When suddenly the bedroom door opens And in walked the floor supervisor , I Miss Ruth Owens. ; ;???????????????? ????????? :: Barton Pursel \ \ \\ Tailor and Bushleman \\ <\ Suitin gs For Fall Now <\ in !: j; < > Full Line of Fall Furnish - < \ ' , , i Thursday & Friday Dr. J. J. Brown President M. Milleisen V. Pres. and Cashier S. L. Miller Asst. Cashier Resources $2,300, 000 3 per cent Interest on Deposits V Latest Improved Burglar Proof Vaults. Safety Deposit Boxes for Rent. Largest Bank in the City ' Come in—you can upset the store without upsetting us! (j is ?0 | "Daring Chance" j w A" U fi \ ings now on Display \I J\ ?????????????????????t o** LJ ()«(HC=>fl(K2>«<>< Lj Surplus $225,000 If you are looking for a suit or a friend —if it' s in this stock—you shall see it if it takes the finish off the woodwork —and when we both have found what you are seeking—you won 't confuse us by saying "I'll think it over . " \ Borrowed Husband | Satuaday Capital $60,000 K y K V A * [ (j Bloomsburg , Pa. This stock is alway s in apple pie order when you come in—but we are perfectly willing- that it should look like the Wreck of the Hesperus when y ou go out. I COLUMBIA THEATRE 1 f The Farm ers National Bank —a & A X A Blonmika n, Pa- ¦ <. Did anyone ever turn a store upside down for you? WATCHES , DIAMONDS AND JEWELRY First Nit. Bank Building and gratifying. anDo t Grey very cha rm in gly; nounced the various acts. The acco mpanists for the singing: and dancing were Antoinette Pernor , Jessie Zimmerman and Pauline Bolig. This display of school talent was a * huge success. More of this type of entertaintainment will be expected in the future. fi A 65 Year of Service r—j :>o(k=>«(><>(k=>O(><=>o(k^><>>|—[ Now comes the hardest blow of all, \\ LOUIS BERNHARD , Sr. songs and dances ^ere;rnost piecing [|J HE M I N G W AYS 9 " Tht Store With A Cmuimct " Bloomibutg, Pa. A | | S \ V L-—«-«— _lJ A II