BASEBALL TEAM HAD A BAD WEEK PROFILE ROCK SPEAKS. NORMAL SCHOOL LIBRARIANS CONVENE PRINCESS BONNIE AS PLAYED AT NORMAL AUDITOR IUM WAS A DECIDE DSUCCESS. One summer afternoon about two o 'clock Edi th decided to go for a walk. "Mother , I think I'll go for a walk Replete with catchy, tuneful melod' down by the Profile Rock," she reies, i he refreshing simple sort, easily marked. sung pleasing to the ear and free from "No, dear , it is a narrow and dan£j azz, but with plenty of snap and acOn Tuesd ay, May Oth , Mansfield • erous road and you could easily be At the Indiana Conference of Nor- tion . "Princess Bonnie " presented at Normal' s baseball team played and de-• .un over ," warned her mother. mal School Faculties held during the the Normal Auditorium by the Juniors Ed th was determined and would not .Spring vacation , the Group Conference May S and 0 was jus t the sort of light feated the Bloomsburg tea m to the ¦' t une of !M>. Mansfield presented the¦ listen , so at last her mother consented. of Librarian s adopted the following re- opera to furnish enjoyment unalloyed. best team tha t has played on Mt. On her way she stopped to pick flow- solution s : It was the sort of a musical comedy Olympus thu s far this season. "Steam- ers and it was quite dark when she ' To the Board of Principals too , which amateurs can play with zest Suddenl y she S.ate Normal Schools of Penna. er " FlaniiL'j a n was on the mound for passed Profile Rock. and fiv-enss. The scale is not beyond tl:o upyor-enders and allowed our .card a gruff voice murmuring "Where Ilarrisburg , Pa. the capacity of the ordinary good voice latsnien but two hits, one going to are yo u. going?" Gentl emen : and the parts were so judicially opporCapta n Turner and the other to Edith started and looked around but The Librarians of the State Normal tioned that all the principals had 'Mik e*' Besliel. He also foreod. fif- could see nothing. Schools, at their conference at Indiana some hing good to sing and say. teen Bloom bat ters to whiff-the-breez"I wonder who that was?" she quer- April 10-12, 1924, passed the following Without exception, they sang well es. "Jimmy " O'Keefe, Man sfield's cen- ied . resolutions what they had to sing and said well to be presented to your "It is the Profile Rock," the gruff Board : to' 1 fielder, sent the ball over the left what they had to say. With choruses field fence in th e seventh for the first voice answered. "Where are you go- The cour se of study in libra ry meth- that v-r>'-e pvetily grouped and costuml'omo-i un of the season. Brothers ton ing so la te?'" ods which has been given to all stud- ed and s-nng and danced prettily, there was on the firing lin e for Bloomsburg ' For-a-walk ," faltered Edith. ents entering any state normal school was nothing lacking to make the show but he did not measure up to his us"P!d your mother say you ci,uld in Penn sylvania is producing the re- well worth the seeing and hearing. ral standard and was touched up rath- come?" asked the Rock. All the principal s were in fine voice sults we had hoped for. v livel y at times when hits meant "Yes." and sail ? their parts well in solos, It has shown the students the valde "As soon as you asked her?" tlie of a library. It has taugh t them how duets pnd trios. All were so good it runs. Th' s coupled with considerable erratic fielding by our outfiel d in the rock Questioned. to use indexes and catalogs easily and would W> unf air to single any of them "No ." early part of the game gave Mansfield effectively. It has acquainted them for special praise. "Why did you argue with her? Did with the best reference books. It has .•) lead which practically decided the ¦'cu know that if I did that to mother game. brought them a knowledge of the natnature she would nip off my nose?" JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL ional and state resources available to dear!" cried Edith would she "Oh , ACTIVITIES. " a school library. It has prepared them EELLEF0NTE DEFEATS NORMAL. be that cruel ?" o use a library in their teaching. This "Yes. " replied the Rock, "will your j ourcarefully prepare d course has attract- The Junior High School City InauWednesd ay, May 7th , the team mother be so cruel?" ed much favorable comment thruout guratirn7 took place during the open T'ovod to Be:lefonte and for the second ! , "Oh no; she is kind and gentle, The " the country. Calls for it have come ho u r ast Tuesday afternoon. time in as many days met defea t , thi s i slnifT ( Mayor. Jack ed Edith. o' Vanderslice. the two judg' time at the hands of tho strong Bollefrom many states. "Edi th , you had better come home," We, es and tho four commissioners will rel(>nte Academy team. the Normal School Librarians, said tho voice main ¦> office uutil the close of the of hpr father near by. Tho Normalitcs were still in a slump in conference nssembled endorse the li"Oil , ! father year. and the exhibi tion they gave was little I Edith, grasping where were you ?" cried bra ry course in every particular. We schoolvim-to his coat. A clever Health Play, written bettor than they showed the previous earnestly ask that the necessary time have l)eon "1 and pivduced behind the Rock, by one of our Junior " he d.f " a-'ninst Mansfield. allotment , one semester hour, be made High answered. , heard you insist liool "I j * upon Ti Cooper was on the firing lino for coming for for it in all normal schools, and that AsseniM !nst rls was presented in a walk, so I decided " dny . Fr to While Miss No' inal but duo to a sore arm was 'il'inv you it bo f*Iven full recognition and credit. what mother nature Martha Cross was would Health Commissionfoi ced to retire in the fifth. Ilnupt do." R E SOLUTIO N O P APPR OPR IATION er , she wished to place before the citithen took up the burden but he also In order to meet tho immediate de"Oh Daddy was that you ? I shall failed to stop the heavy hittin? Aca- plover, never, mand of tho schools it is important zens some of the rules of health. She insist upon something demy boys. Tho ability of the Bolle- ( that that the Normal School Libraries be decided that a play would be the most Mother does not wish, " cried supplied with a largo number of books. effective means of a ccomplishing her fonte bn i smon to hit with men on bnso, Edith. Since there were no suitable together with some poor fielding by the Sa i isfnctory work cannot be done in end. Edi th's pnyin.? plays was indeed true nnd available, she doterimned to Nonnniites gave the former nn early Nhe obeyed education , in tests and measurements her mother always. write one. When it was completed, loa d which the teachers could not overvocational guidance, rura l school Mary Schuylor the youns * 7 Al. plnywrlto chose her cast. come. Tliis composition is one of the best problems*, art appreciation , musi c, Rehearsals were conducted and the recently written in tho seventh grade hen Hli education , home economics, piny wi!M ready for production almost kindergarten , methods of teaching ALUM NI NOTES. o'uns In English. geography, h?story, reading, writing, before tlie .Tun " or High School teachers children 's literature , nnd tho actual realized Hint nnyt hing wns afoot. A Miss Marian Georyo, '23, and Miss practice tenchlng of our seniors with- brief synopsis of Hie ,piny f ollows : A THOUGHT OF A JUNIOR, Mn rjr nrot Mn ' nwnrlng, '28, visited Norout such books, both for professional Act 1. Scone 1. A Schoolroom. mal 'last week end. Tho inoinli ur 's work consists of ft (mi ning and for meeting individual C'ecvi'o K'wnrtss, Clinton Welsonfluh V'-h ' o Is my bugaboo , salute to the Flag, n song, n spelling and special "problems. nnd Walter Knolikowskl,, nil members Art gets my goat ; lesson of ' The culturnl development of our ing of nil lienlth words, n nd tho weighof the class of '23, attended the gnmo History , is nn nwfnl thin g, tho pupils , One girl , DorsludentH also demands that they know oth between B. 8. N. 8. nnd Espy High r don 't see why 'twns wrote, y James, Is underweight. The oththo best general literature of the day ; ers, School* which recently took plnco on Oyniiinslum is not bnd, nnd especially Mary Jones, have Mint they know and nppreelnto books, But EngMnh I'd llko to shirk ; v M;f . Oly mpus. gained in wo '/th t. a uthors nnd topic s that Intolllsent peoMlfH Elizabeth Owens, '22, attended \ For nil theso lessons together nro ple nre discussing so that in this wny . Act 1. Scone 2. Mrs. Jnmos' Homo. tho Junior-Senior dance last Saturday Worse ,thnn n hnrd day 's work. Mrs. Jnmofl Is too busy with social (With n popoHgos for the English ) Continued on Pago 2 evening. i i.in nu rd on I' nge :>. When you want GOOD EATS go to REILLY'S They Serve the BEST REILL Y'S CONFECT IONERY Lowenberg's Draws the Trade The Big Clothing Store With Its One Low Price To All Be Photographed On Your Birthday This Year— PHILLIPS Will Please You Over the Post Office ALUMNI NOT KS Mr. Lester Bennett, '23, was the guest of Lcland Bennett over last week-end. Miss Maud Weil Ivor, '23, atten ded the performance of "Princess Bonnie" In si: Thursday evening. BL00M-IN NEWS. Published weekly during the school yea r by the Blooinsourg State Normal School in the interests of the st udents, faculty, alumni ami the school in general. Editor-in-Chief Walter P. Bo.minger. Assistant EtHtor Iceland Bennett. Business Manager j . Nor man Marshall. Assistant Busin ess Manage r Joseph Duga u Litera ry Editor Evelyn V, Robbins. Sporting Edit or William Toole. Al umni Editor Dora Wilson Personal and Social Editor Jea n l.acoo. Humor Editor Myva mvy James. Circulation and Exchange. Manager Edison D. Harris SENIOR CLASS REPORTERS. Dorothy Peterson Knllierinc King Clare Low enber* Helen Jones JUNIOR CLAS S REPORTERS. R uth Walper Anthony Beshol FACULTY ADVI SORY COMMITTEE. Miss Helen Bnbb Miss Edna Monroe S. L. Wilson Subscription price $ .50 per semester, for resident students ; $ .75 per semester for mcinhiM s of the Alumni. Ofii ce Room. 171) Main Huilding, R 3. N. S. Bloomsburg. Pa. Entered as second class matter . Feb. 1!). 1024. at the Post Ofliee. Blooms bu rg, Pa. KINDERGARTEN NEWS. It Just Happens. Miss Norton : (Callin g tho roll ) "I wonder why Billy Hagonbuch is absent : this morning." Jack Shortoss. "I don 't know. I sswr him come up the walk this morning but he didn 't happen to come in." MORE NEWS OF THE RURAL GROUP. "When you think of SHOES; think of BUCKALEW'S" Monday evening, May 4th , the Rura l Uroup had another party. This time it was a Hectograph and Fudge party. : 'ome of th e members of the group met Itloomsbur g. Pa. it th " home of Miss Kline, on East "'Uirtl Street. The guests arriving ; troin 7 :oO to 9 :45 are here listed in ( the impresthe order of their arrival : Miss Eleantolling Miss Asadi a n : or Don-, Easter) "So rst fi Mis.s R uth Bea ver and Mario of the sive story Werkheiser, hurt that he M ss Mary Lauver and ' Jesus was so tired and Ethel Price, Mr. Herman Border and ¦ slept almost"— Mark Jury : "Mis s Asadian , my it' arl Blose, Miss Ma ude Mensch and ! mot her put my B. V. D's. on me this j last but not least , Miss Lois Rcmley and Matilda Mensch, who we undermor ning." stand , had conflicting dntes. In a pordiction tost giv en to the A t this party both the hectograph Kinde rga rten children, it was inter- and the (fudge) were a decided sucesting to note that oach little girl de- cess. sired to be of ser vice to others when It is rumored that move good times she grew up while th boys aimed and i are antici p ated by the Rural Group. looked for ward to future for gratifica- Don 't you wish you were a member ! Cleanin g iind Pressin g tio n of personal desires, of tho typical answers to the questions : Perhaps you will see us at the cir1. What would you like to be when cus in a body. yon, grow up? We are balancing our activities by 2. What would you like to do when the planning of a schedule to be used you grow up? Thel mo Williams—1. A big girl. in our schools. In the rural schools "very minute counts and the schedule •J. Do the dishes. Ruth Smith—1 . School teacher. 2. " s now in the process of being boiled down to a satisfactory, and usnb' e a: Tench school. Continued Fiom Pj ige 1 Louise Stonier—1. A big girl. 2. tide. — ius well (is directly In the school room, Help my mother. Clerk in a store. Everett— 1. Janice '1I hoy nmy reflect credit upon the school L I I I R A R Y HOOKS yvhich graduated them. 2. Work. hose hall player. We fool also thnt the Normal School Mn vie Jury—1. A should 110 the educational center of 9 Hun pictures like my Daddy . Richards—High Tide. Ooo rgo Wnito—1. I would like to Rittonh ou.se — Younger America n < listi'ict , to which teachers and directhe on acrobat , 2. Do stunts , cart Poets. lwl»v///.nv Court. I n Improving Vhu wovk ol! the school These two tendencies sooin to ho the Tyler, Anna C.—Twenty-four Umif> t iiul adding to its Influence as (he wise result of century old practices which uol Stories. :uid generous ]iurchase of hooks for ' soeiii to have become second nature to Stories. t he library. Wo would , therefore, petho children of both soxes. A rod Untornoyor—New Era in American t ltiou that a Hum equal to not less 'li 'oodod suffergotto would have some- Poetry (New Ed). han four dollat'H per student enrolled thing more to soy about this hut wo Walker—Portmantea u. Plays. 1ie allowed for the purchiiHO of hooks feel that hero wo must stop. WalpoJo —Dnrk Forest. u ( lie annua l Itmlgo t of each school. " TownsencTs for Anything -inDress For Men NORMAL SCHOOL LIBRARIANS CONVENE Always the BEST I ce Cream Candies Cakes and Soft Drinks SERVED AT Bush's Ice Cream Palace FOR Coats, Dresses Sweaters , Footwear U n d erwear , Hosiery Toilet Articles Linurie , Furniture Fancy Groceries. F. P. PLJRSEL Market Square , Bloomsbur g After School Hours Visit Texas Quick Lunch Let the next message, you send to the folks back home, be yourself in a Photograph. JACK GEISTWITE In Roys' Studio 124 East Main Street If you have friends they should have your Photograph. MATHEMATICA L BASEBALL. PERSONALS. * The 7A1 gro up played the first: Margaret Barber, of "West Pittston, miithrnmtic nl baseball game of the sea- .vas .he guest of "lied" Jones over the son on Frid ay a fternoon , tinder the week-end. supervision of Miss Ethel Hanson , inMr. and Mrs. Dougherty attended the structor. play Friday night. Kenneth Rit tenbeiider was appointed Emily Cootzer was the guest of EmCap tain 'of th e "Yankees," and William ily Park over the week-end. LetU'rnian Captain of the "Giants." Wesiey vand Willard Davis attended After the Captains had chosen their the Prom, with the Misses Jones. Mr. and Mrs. Gross, of Wilkes-Barre teams the game began in earnest. Five innings were played , and the "Yank- attended the play "Princess Bonnie" ees" Avon by a G-3 score. The "bleach- on Thursday night. Mrs. Wm. Price spent the week-end ers " were filled with int erested and enthusiastic Seniors who gave both with her d aughter Kathry". Mr. Howard Long, of S'cr a n t on , was earns their hearty support. 'lie guest of Ka.th.ryn Price at the JunHOME KUNS. ior Prom. GIANTS Y ANKEE S 1 .James Tu stin, Dickinson College, 2 Edna Smith francos Evans Francis Lawless 1 Isabel Iiienier 1 was the guest of Mrs. Holmes over the 1 Francis Eickes 1 week-end. hydia Fortn er 1 Paul Eyerly Kitty took Nick to the Prom. 1 Mary Sch uyler Mary Phillip s1* friends, Miss Jessie Phillips and Doctor Dacey, of ScranCHAPE L NOTES. Unu were Bloomsburg guests over the week-end. Billy James was at Bucknell over The 7A Junior High School division Jie week-end. of th e training school, with the aid of Harry Derr was the guest of Billy the Senior teachers in Nature Study, Spargenberg at the Prom. has been making a study of trees on Harold Lessais and Frank Young 'iur camp us. During chapel on Mon- woi e K. S. N. guests on Sunday. S. day, May 5, members of the class gave Mary Erickson 's friend, Fred Franz their reports. Those who took part was a Bloomsburg guest over Sxinday. were : Paul Eyerly, Frank Stauffer, ? Hank Friese was the guest of LaAr thur Clay, William Letterman , KenVerne Hill at the Prom. neth Bittenbonder , Francis Ickes, RolMr. Wendell, _of Taylor, was Ruth oiul Shoem aker. Hazel Johnson, Ruth Jenkin s' guest at the Prom. Walter , Mary Kelly, Mary Schuyler, Stephen Polinski, of Lehigh UniverFiances Evans and Isabel Reimer. sity, was with Eleanor Schultz at the SUdos were shown in connection Pro m. with tho reports and made the progra m very interesting and instructive. t Mrs. Woodwoi'th visited her daughLaura over the week-end. Tt was nlso very interesting to see oui" erFrancos Williams entertained her buildings and campus on the screen. mother and father on Sunday. The growth and development of pine Clair Martin entertained her sisters trees was explained . Stoi'ies were told 'Vrtnvle and Adele over the week-end ^f the Pino Tree Memorials nnd a and Ruth Walper entertained her sispoem,. "A Bonnie Flag—Two Views of er Helen. Wai*." was recited by Isabel Reimor. Tho proTi-nm concluded with the sing- Martha Lawson took John McHale to the Prom. 'ng of America.% SUGGESTI ONS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES 0 J. E. ROYS BARTON PURSEL Tailor and Bushleman Suitin gs For Sprin g Now In Ful l Line of Sprin g Furnishings Now On Display J. ECKER Correct Apparel For Women GOME IN AND SEE US F-I-L-M-S What do yiu think of those for suggestions for Senior privileges ? 1. Throe nights a week out until Continued From P.'ipe 1 I n ify hour. j affairs to en re. for her child. Her 2. Other nights until 10 o'clock. 3. Men Is served nt. all hours to Sen- daughter , Dorothy, breaks the rules of I boa 1th by eating too much candy and Printin g and Developin g iors in their rooms. 4. Seniors excused from nil clnsses by sitting up late nt night to read a ( novel. two dnvs a week. 5. Vreo admission to movies any day 1 Avt 2, Scone 1. Tho Schoolroom. Mrs. Jones, n nurse, nncl the mother or nigh t. Patent Medicine 0. A Packard furn ished to on cli of the healthiest pupil , visits tho school and gives a health tnllc. group of five Seniors. Act 2. Scono 2. Mrs. Jonos ' Home. 7. A course in "gold digging " to proToilet Goods vide for the maintenance of those ma- Dorothy .Tnmes visits her friend and Mn ry nnd nor mother teach her the chines. 8. Any Senior mny bo a participant rules of health . Stationery nt the Wednesday night dnnces at Ber- Tho cast of characters : ni'o. Cli o, Tho Health Fniry—Franwick. 0. Juniors should cnvry matches aniT cos Evn 'ns. Greeting Cards Seniors bo allowed to smoke cigarettes Tho Teacher—Mn ry Selmylor. which the faculty supply any time dur- Mrs. Jnmos—Rsthor Fntist. i Dorot hy Jninos—Lonore Lolnnnn. Incr tho day nnd evening. 10. Any .Senior mny have tho privi- I Mrs. Jonos—Snra Wollivor. lege of Hilling the dinner bell. Tho Mnid—Emma Davenport. 11. Any Senior mny ca rry his own Ptndonts—Hnzol Johnson, Ruth Wai"comfy " chnlr to faculty porch, 't or, Tsnbol Rlomor , nnd Lois Lnwson. ' 108 East Main St. J. C. Mercer I THE VICTORIA PROGR AM I *OK ** n —WEEK OF May 19— A * —M* "H" * THURS & FRI. MONDAY & TUESDAY \ The Br«rf trSeattrac - ^y W ^vl-i/*/* I IO1%1A _ J IHflTirP I l / I I I I r* t F l l Vll \/ J/UUlw with Lon Ghaney New York Paid $2.20 to 2.75 an ~ Herbert Rawliiison doalfknd Hazeiton $1.6&! j Harrisburg, Reading, Scrano ton and Wilkes Barre $1.10 n our prices . STOLEN SECRETS 25c . . Children 50c . . . Adults lncluding War Tax i hospitality A merchant who died somewhat suddenly left in his desk a letter written to one of his correspondents. Hi s clerk seeing it necessary to send the letter, sPectacular seven real comwrote at the bottom : ^ edy with more a ighs to the square I "Since writing the above I have inch than a Centipede has legs. * died."' I ratient : "My mouth waters whenoAlUKDAY ever I try to speak. What can I do : about it? " j Doctor : "You should go to a dentist | [ i and have a bridge put in." I fc» " . . Shipping mystery romance that will please. :=U> K- TLhe (Singer |p>ot Section LV, Tage XXX. Concerning Engagements (Dates). Article 1. The proper way to prepare for an en gagement (date) with a young lady. Rule 1. Don't Avash your neck. A dirty neck signifies that you are a man of the world. Rule 2. Comb your hair, parting it slightly to one side showing your girl that you are mentally unbalanced. Rule 3. Wear a clean shirt to contrast sharpl y with your dirty neck. Rule 4. Borrow yo\ir room-mate's loudest bow tie and tie is so that it is slightly lop-sided which will make you look collegiate . Rule C. Wear your trousers long and baggy and never have a crease in them as your lady friend sitting on your knoo will cause the ei'oaso to disappear. Rule 0. Sit, stomp, or kick as many kinks and dinges into your hat as is possible. Rule 7. Place the hat on your head and pull it down over the forehead slightly below the loft eyebrow. Rule S. Push the brim of your hat up in fr ont and bnck which will give you a collegiate effect. Rule 0. Just before leaving your room place a pinch of dark grease on th o index finge r of the loft hand and carefully groom your mustache. Rule 10. Walk loisurely from your room to tho girl's house, arriving from nn hour to an hour and a half Jato Jr. : "What would you do if the dorm caugh t on fire?" Sr. : "Stick my head out of the window and watch the fire escape ?" A Continuous Shows nil We ek **" o . ALWAYS THE BEST IN COMEDIES AND NOVELTIES siv COLUMBI A woman over there?" Derrick : ''She's the daughter of a bank president." .Tallin : '"Oh , no wonder she draws so much interest." BUSTER KEATON 0UR NEW Notice on board in Art room : "When yon are ready to dye come down to I>. S'. Kitchen. " ? screened « Hunchback j "Hit beauty ." "And if she lias none?" "About tlio plainness of others. " [ young .TaiHiii : "Who is that very popular The greatest comedy ever WEDNESDAY ^ i THEAT R E KZZZZZD8OSCZZZDI Monday & Tuesday Marie Provost & John Stahl in 'The Wanters " Wednesda y s Thursda y "W OMEN OF PARIS " j "Did you get all the questions in the < History of Education test?" | M | "Oh yes, I got the questions but it I *%A | was the answers that bothered me.'" which will proclaim to the girl that yo u are one of the "400." Inconsistent Pronunciation. When the English tongue we speak Why is break not rhymed with freak ? Will you tell me why it's true We say sew and likewise few, And the fashioner of verse Ca nnot cope h s horse with worse ? Beard sounds not the same as heard ; Cord sounds different from word ; Cow is cow, and low is low, Shoe is never rhymed with foe. Thi nk of hose, and dose, and lose ; And of goose and also choose ; Thi nk of comb, and tomb and bomb ; Doll and roll , an d home , and some ; And since pay is rhymed with say, Why not paid with said, I pray ? We have blook , an d food an d good ; Would is not pronounced like could ; Wherefore done, but gone and lone? Is there any reason known ? 'Do you enjoy cutting your lawn?" '"Oh yes, it is mower fun. " THE MAIDEN'S LAMENT. A maiden sat upon a rock and cried out to Nature. "Tell me what can I do to please the sex called strong?" "They claim to be masters of logic and reason , but they are more inconsistent than temperate zone weather. "They scoff at high heels and silk stockings and tell me to be sensible and if I obey their mandates , they criticize me for not being a nifty dresser." "If I spend my days at home, t hey call me idle and a parasite and if *I take upto myself a job, they insist that my place is in the homo." "Ji f 1 stay out until the wee small hours and go to gay dances, they brand me as 'fast ,' and if I don't they say I mu a poor sport. " "They toll me to read and educate "What is that j oke box for?" myself , for they will not come to see "To put jo kes in. " me if I am empty-headed and if I talk ' Well , the whole room ought to j ump to them of the things In books, they in. " run from me as 'high brow.' A bulldog floated on a raft , "If I let them kiss mo, I am cheap A shipwrecked dog was ho, and they tiro and leave mo. And if I And people by Iho shore could hear don 't let them, I am not worth thei r Ills bark upon the Hen . 1 rouble and they are disappointed and Joave me. " He ca n-led safe Inside his watch "Mo-hum—it' s n hard life , nnd what A picture of his sweetheart' s face. con a poov givl do?" "Ha !" cried the thief who hold him up, "Let's hour » lad's lament!" "There's a woman in tho case." "Funny thing, isn't it?" ,"Wliat: must I talk about to. a lady "What is?" to please her? " "That a live man In tn ct is nlwn ys with Edna Perviance and an Exceptional Cast Frida y & Saturda y Holbrook Blinn in ir""" —"^* * dead in earnest. " Though they had never met B-4 What cause had she 2-care. She loved him 10-derly because Jle was a l,()u(M)00-nii'e. M ss Dunievy : "At about what ago do people first show un interest in walkin g' ' Wnndn Aponeek : "Between the ages of eighteen and twenty-one." A Junior High School student, having hea rd in cla ss what an aquarium Is like , said to his classmate in fun , 'I' m In an aquarium. " Tl\e. voply ou mo at once, "Thou you're a poor fish. " : What' s going to happen ? "Ued" Jones kept quiet for twentyeight minutes.