JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL BASE BALL SEASON OPENS SATURDAY Y. W. a A. w STORY PROGRAM ! HELD IN CHAPEL Junior High School City Court was Senior evening was observed in the held for the second time Tuesday, Y. W. C. A. on Wednesday evening. The program, with Seniors as particiMarch 25. Two boys were deprived of the priv ileges of citizenship and of pants, was very good—violin and piano playing in the school grounds because solos, and a reading, being the chief : The library department, with Miss they had violated tra ffi c laws. Anoth- At last the weather has moderated features. itself sufficiently to allow Coach Mead er citizen was sentenced to make three The meeting was well attended by the Had ley as the head , had charge of the participate boys in to call out the who Seniors and Juniors. It is very encour- chapel period on Monday, March 24. "Keep Off the Grass" signs as a penalpastime. There are about the nutional aging to both the old and new cabinet Many interesting stories which are conty for running thru the halls. A studthirty-five (35) candidates out, and almembers to see the T. W. meeting? so tained in books in the library, and ent who was guilty of breaking a pine though three members only are there well attended. It shows that the mem- which are suitable for children, were tree was sentenced to repair the damof last year's squad there seems to be , ago if possible or else to replace the bers of the association are ready and told by Senior girls. a wealth of material for all positions . willing to aid the cabinet by standing Miss Mildred Fornwald was chairtr ee. A student who had entered the trying Among the candidates we find building before time was sentenced to back of them in all their undertakings. man of the program, which was as fol' lows : for the serving position are. Morlock, stay ten minutes over time for the next former H illsdale H. S. star, who also . On Friday morning several members Story Telling in Olden Times and Its two weeks. does well on the initial sack ; Cooper, of tbP new cabinet of the Y, W, G, A, Educational Value Today—Miss CathMembers of the Junior High School Newport Twp. IT. year ; S. Ace of last accompanied by a member of the form- erine Fear. City Council decided at their meeting Mensingor, year who starred hist with er cabinet, left Bloomsburg to attend a "East O* the Sun and West O' the '.••st Thursday to visit the Bloomsburg Town Council meeting if possible. The the Zion 's-Grove^Bat-Smashers ; Broth- conference held at MillersviHe. As Moon "—Miss Emma Burkett. (This is a story suitable for children citizens are asked • by the Council to erston, who starred on all the Normal their route led through Harrisbuxg, our of third grade). Veep off the grass plots on Normal Hill athletic teams during his stay here ; friends spent a few hours at our state Story of the Springtime"—Miss "The as well as those on the campus. It was Fought, a lik ely looking youngster from capitoL, viewing places and buildings Frances Williams also decided in Council meeting to as- Millville. Among the back-stop candi- of state-wide interest. (This is a Greek myth, and is suitsess each of the citizens seven to ten dates are : Barrow, who held that po- Tho conference itself was^ very helpcents for a new flag. Unclaimed "lost sition for Normal two years ago ; ful to the members who attended. Al- able for children of the fifth grade). fwi found" articles will be sold at auc- Turner, Newport H. S.; Watson, Shan- though we could not all attend the con- "Bpamminondas"—By Miss Dorothy tion for the benefit of the flag fund. tytown II. S.; ITaupt, Trevorton H. S. ference and gain directly, the girls as- Morgan. i "Epamminondas" is a southern nonThe old flag will be used for stormy The candidates for the initial sack are : sume us that they have brought many days. Bushma. ^Shamokin H. S.; Broscious, new iiVn s back with them. We feel the sense tale, and is suitable for children Shamokin H. S.; Keen, Newport H. S.: association will profit a great deal of the first grade). . "The Nightingale"—Miss Dorothy Zinolzak. Newport ; Hauer, of last from this conference. The subject for discussion in Junior "•ea r 's sound: Morlock, Hillsdale, Mich. Stevens. High School Assembly last week was H. t ( This is one of Anderson's modern Toole, Plains H. S. Keystone S.: KINDERGARTEN CIR CUS. "Social Lubrication " or "Manners, a sack : Beshel, Trevorton ; Cooper, Newfairy tales, and is suitable foj: the fifth Phase of Citizenship." Miss Bullock port ; Brotherston, Hillsdale, Mich. and sixth grades). talked about Assembly Manners ; Miss ^hort-Ston : Long, of last year squad :! Springtime is Circus time ! And the "Robin Hood and the Little Old Wof heUiert, Conduct in Halls and Corrid- Sincavage! Hanover H. . Hot'sCorner : Kindergarten is keeping in time with man "—Miss Katherine King. S' Spring. They had a eircu8_ Thursda .v ors : Mr. Edsel, Conduct in the Class- Welliver, Berwick H. S.; (This story is taken from the fasc'nTurner, Newroom ; Mr. Morgan, Conduct In Student port H. S. Out-Fielders : Fltzpatrick, and everyone had an en joyable time. ating romance cycle of Robin Hood and Government ; Miss John , Conduct on Smith. Adams. Bush, Jones, Gallegher, j Interesting features of the progra m !s suited to children of the intermedwere the stunts performed by the childthe Street. grades). Haddock. Zeck, Jenkins, Benninger, ren of the Kindergarten. New talents iate ¦ "The Knigh t of the Silver Shield" — . Dugan. Tlrpa ck, Marshall , Delmore. were discovered in the performance of : Miss Mildred Andres. Martha Gross , Health Commissioner , Reynolds, Laubaugh , Llewellyn , Jamie- these stunts. A "cartwheel* stunt perI (It Is a modern fairy ta 'e of A V'n•• • entertained the Health Department at son, Knzlusky . formed by George Waite was very excit- which contains the elements of chivalrher home last Friday. All indications point to another suc- ing. He ji 'sn did a little "picture .and romance found in the "King Arthur cessfu l .season. The first game will be dance " to the music played by Miss Stories). played on Saturday afternoon on Mt. Norton. SOCIETY. Olympus with Wilkes-Bnrre H. (S. as Last but not lenst were the refreshthe opponents. All students are urged ments—fntinnl cn l-es and crackers*. , SOME QUESTIONS ON ETI QUETTE Monday, March 24, Emily LinskUl to turn out for this game. While these were being passed, some of THE BOYS ASK MISS poured at a tea given in Miss King- ! tV second grade nunPs contributed Many stra nge faces were seen SaturKINGMAN : man 's rooms for the faculty and memHcmrrH find stories, which were delightday and Sunda y Cam pus, about the bers of the student body whose names ful and ontortalning. 1. With which hand should the nap> bo;:in with Q, R. S. Misses Mar garet Every school party is a success for this Tho K'^rte-go'ten room was so kin be tucked under the collar ? Smith and Catherine Fear assisted Miss reason. The "man-back-horao " arrive s crowded with guests it could not have 2. Is It correct to remove small pieces an d everyone Is happy . Kin gman in receivin g. held any more. of yeast from your home-brew bet Thursda y, March 27, Mlas Kln gman fore sampling it? entertaine d at tea. vHer rooms were We regret very much that Mrs. 3. Which side of the napkin should be WE'D LIKE TO KNOW tastefully arran ged, with a delightfull y J Holmes hnd to be in bed last week and j used for wiping the silver ware ? comfortable atmos phere. Members ofi sincerely hope she is fully recovered , To be continued—next week. If we'vo going to have four , rather the facult y and students whose names ; begin with T, U, V, W. X, Y, Z called i Last Saturday night , March 20, an- thnn two , tennis courts in playing con* during the afternoon , Miss Doroth y other great event In the social life of d It ion this year , Stevens poured , Misses Louise Schero the school took place in our gymnas- How the butche r bell would be run g Girls I Girls ! Do you want to know and Muriel Dork assisted Miss King * ium. Beaut ifully groomed boys and effectively enough or where ifx the dor « how to dress correctly and appropriateinn n in receivin g. In the near future g irls danced to music fu rn ished by mitor y it could be found if a fire broke ly to your type of beauty ? Next Friday Miss Kingman is going to entertain for Alexander 's orchestra . From the pep out durin g the night. Neither are wo In Chape l Miss Swift , of the Art De•- ' •' •' so who wish to attend, This was an d spirit everyone showed, we readily sur e whether the tower boll could wake p art men t, will spenk on "Personalit y an d Dress. " the finnl ten of tho sorl os. |nsMumo thnt everybody hnd a fine tlm<». some of us up. When you want . »j "When Published weekly d u r i n g " t l i - whno] yea r by t h e P.iooinsbirg S' n tc. Noi mil l School .in ' 1 11<» ili 'N»re sl (.s'vof t h e stu ' dwils.* frn iiity. a l u m n i and Hit - school, ii " " / ' *¦' • general. ' ; ' . .. i ' _ .._„ ., Hditor-in-Chief. W a l t e r P. He.uiingor. Assisluiit Kditor ___ ., _; ,. ,_ Lehmd I ieunett. •- _ , ' ¦: DiisiiK'ss " Manager ' J. Xoi -niau M a r s h a l l . A s s i s t a n t P.usiness M:iii:i .u«>r _.. , .Joseph lUign n Litera ry E d i t o r lOvelyn C U o b b i n s •.... :.: J1__ T_ :_".:..:.J Sporting Editor .:_ .. W i l l i a m Toole. " Alumni Editor n, )r .j \V:hon Personal and Socia l E d i t o r Jea n I.acoc. T ¦ » go to REILLY'S They Serve the BEST REILLY'S CfONFECTIONER Y Lowcnberg s Draws the Trade The Big Clothing Store With Its One Low Price To All Be Photographed On Your Birthday This Year— PHILLIPS Will Please You ' i ! ! EATS : I ISLOOM-IN-NKWS. __ GOOD Over the Post Office ¦ •' ¦ ¦ Hiinior Edit or I Myv.itiwy James . i Circulation and Exchan ge Mana ger .._ • Edison 1) . Harris " SENIOR CLASS REPORTERS. • " • Dorothy Peterson . K n l h e r i n e Kinj; - I U>1(1|) j,, m,s Olaro Lowonberg J l 'M O R CLASS REPORTERS . ¦ Rut h "Walper A nthony P.eshe! EAC CI.TY A K V I S O R V 'COMMITT EE. .Miss Helen Hnhh ' : ^n ss i], hm Monroe " S. L. Wilson Subscription price .$ .;"»() per semester . Tor resident s t u d e n t s ; $ .7;" per scmostor for members of (he Aluinni. I Oilico Room . 3 7!) Main P.uilding . H: S. N. S. Klooinsburg. Pa. Entered as second class nintler. ' Feb. 1!) . l!)i'l , af the Posr OfhVe. ISloo ms " burg. Pa. . • J THE FIRST HTKDREli. done s o m e t h i n g, r - a l l y ii rroinplislied i s d i i i e l h i n g in t h i s grea t big world <> l" curs . and . you have l lui t i n w a r d glowLook in your Bloomsburi; State or | ing <> ( t h e soul which enables you to ninl School catalogue on page i'ortj " i (40), paragraph three , the first son "carry on t h r o u g h all your ditlicu '.f ios. i fence. Behold ! in front of your ver ,\ ! Your money was spent long before I '"pay day. " It it was not , t h e process eyes you will see that the state oi j of spending will not t a k e long. You Pennsylvania guarntees you a m i n i m u m | g<> to y our buren u drawer and t a k ? out sala ry of one hundred dollars per , month , even in rural communities . " it t h a t long list of m u c h - w a n t e d article * Then, l i k e a l'l.isli , oik; fact d a w n s on i you are a Norma l graduate. ' Yes. eithyou ' You owe "dad" just one h u n d r e d i er one hundred crisp, cool greenbacks : ' d o l l a r s which he advanced to you a one hundred shining silver , dollars : or .nioii i. li rgo for boa rd , clothing , and otha check, if that be your preference. er necessities. If you pay. h i m tin This will be the reward lor your conh u n d r e d - d o l l a r s you will have n o t h i n g scientious plodding ' at P .loomshurg to live on till next "pay day. " So your State Normal School , and one month ' s |t r o u b l e s begin ! I you think . ' of SHOES; think of BUCKALEW'S', ISloomsbur g, Pa. TownsencTs for Anything -inDress For Men teaching. How . ea gerly, hopefully , Aft er a half hour 's figurin g, and longingly, p atiently do you look forward to that first grea t "rod letter " day m a n y a scratch of the head , you finally commonly known to the business world decide to pay "I >:;d"»twonl y- (ivo dollars as "pay day. " You .w ill probably have on account , and keep the rest to defray Cleaning and Pressing earned for the first time in your life , coi nin g expanses. 'You have r e m a i n i n g a l i t t l e money, which will be all you?' seventy-five dollars , .lust the item of , boa rd fri ghtens you nearl y to death. own. Now imagine you 've come to t hsi ; The best arran gement that you weiv great day. You will probaly sit down able t o niiikc , at a respec table bo ardin g coat, a collie dog, a diamond ring, a and t h i n k of th a t a w f u l month ; those house , was ten dollars a week. Hor- Ford Coupe nml several other t r i f l e s. hard school days , w hen you gradu ally rors , there wont fojty dollars at oin- Impossible ! ( That list had been ncdollars left ,I 'Kinulatiii fi 1 for years) . Nineteen dolgot used to your new environment ; put U.-inp . Only t h i r t y - f i v e your best efforts fort h Irying to win from tha t first hundred , and look at lars , with Iil l'e Insurance to como out of . them as friends and at the siime tinu i .hat list ! So you cheek your list , con . |Unit yet . Maybe you 'd hi'tler use Iho made them forgot that there was still sidering and reconsidering ; markin g |rest; of it for "i>in money. " With great nu outside where they had just pre- out or a d d i n g to It other things you i nlsgivlngs. n heavy hen rt , and a waterviously spent so joyo us a summer. No , need or w a n t . Clothes ! well , you ex- 1 iljur mou th yim remembere d the day you it wasn 't, so much fun as at . Norma l a m ined your wa rdrob e yesterday and \•isited Hush ' s or Rollly 's after scliool. y School when you only taught a pa rt of found it was worse t h a n you had null- ,Tes, you 'll hnve to ^o slowly nn d take the day and under the supervision of cipa l ed. Yes , you 'll need two "Peter r hoii ^ lit b 'l'oi'e you spend ; for what in a trainin g school readier. Now , you Pan " shirt waists , t h a t ' s five dollars ; \ our eyes was a lot of money, 1h now have thirt y, forty, or fifty grimy, hap- a sport skirl for every-day wva r, seven Ii hi rely enough to provide for your py, mk'hio.vous, squirming little urehl- dollars more ; and a sweater at four do]- nieeda So your t roubles como, and you Ins all clamoring for your n i t o n lion a) lars. The tota l Is sixteen dollars, and Ii [•urn by exporioneo how to conquer the snino time. , .As you ' sit there a f .t:*oi(' - there are only ninet een dollars left, t hem : for who can know how to spend ing of Joy, exu ltati on , and hnppluos p Carefully you e x a m i n e your list and nnoney wisely u n t i l he has on mod mon[•nines over you. You have netually so;> handker chiefs, a. now hat. a fall <¦ y for 111 nisei fV i i Always the BEST I ce C ream Candies Cakes and Soft Drinks SERVED AT Bush's Ice Cream Palace FOR Coats, D resses Sweaters , F ootw ear Underwear , H osi ery Articles Toilet ri Lirv^ e, Furniture Fancy Groceries. F. P. PURSEL Market Square, Bloomsbur tf After School Hours Visit Texas Quick Lunch JACK GEISTWIT E Port rait Photography I^i Roys' Studio 124t< East Main Street AUJMNI NOTES. PERSONAL. Miss Fi-imIii H. Phillips , '23, is teachMei vyn Norton spent the week-end ing al (Jlon Lyon , Pa. at Berwick. "Mi.-s Miiry M. Howell, '23, is teaching ;it AJrliMi Station , Vn. Katht'rine Ball has returned to Miss Adolia C. Jones, '23, is teaching school after vi siting her parents in a t Canton , Pa. Factoryville. Miss Leah N. Caswell, '23, is a subHelen Barrow spent the week-end at stitute teacher at Harrisburg, Pa. Snnbury. Miss Lucy M. Weikel, '23, is teaching near Tnmaqun , Pa. K' oa nor Rabert si>ent the week-end Miss Myrtl e M. Epler, '23, is a sub- fit Forty Fort. stitute tea cher in the public schools at Mi'ivl Welli ver spent the week-end Harrisl mrg, Pa . Miss Kunice M. Jayne, '23, is teaching at home. .-it Hallstead. Pa. P.nth r.orver was the guest of LaAndrew Ti. Lawson , '23. is teaching Veri'e TTill over the week-end. at Defiance . Pa. Miss Kathryn Gamble. '22, is teach- TToVn Fa irrlough spent the week-end in Pittston. ing nea r Lancaster, Pa. WHICH ARE YOU? Adell Thompson and Evelyn Kauffman spent the week-end at Danville. Louise Scherer and Dorothy Stevens iThe bonos in the body are two hundred were sruests at an informal dance at or more, the Elks' Club. Bat for sorting over people we need Miss Esther .Tones had as her guest only four. over the week-end. Miss Tish Matthews 1. Wish-bone People: of «oranton, Willard Davis and Dutch. 1. They hope for . they long for, Dusterhout spent the week-end here. They wish for and sigh ; It '-ti' Tempest, who was suddenly They want things to come, but -aller? home last week on account of Are n't willing to try. Mie depth of her fa ther, has returned to school. 2. Funny-bone People : They laugh , grin and giggle, Several girls left on Friday morning eye ; Smile, twinkle the for a Y. W. G. A. conference at the MilIf work is a j oke, sure, lcrsviHe State Normal School. Miss They 'll give it a try. Xndlno Hice . president of the new Y. \V. C. A. cabinet and a number of other J». Jaw-bone People ; srirls nre respresenting the Bloomsburg Th ey scold , jaw and splutter, Normal Y. W. 0. A. They froth , rave, and cry ; Huth Terry has gone home for a They 're long on the talk, but short rest. They're short on the try. 4. Back-bone People : They strike from the shoulder, They never say die : They 're winners in life, for They know how to try. J .E. ROYS Kodak Finishing Gloss or Eemi-Gloss Finish 40 W. and 124 E. Main St. . BARTON PURSEL Tailor and Bushleman Suitin gs For Sprin g Now In Full Line of Sprin g Furnishings Now On Display J. ECKER Corr ect Apparel For Women COME I N AND SEE US F-I-L-M-S KINDERGARTEN. f Conversation after playing of "To n Wild Rose.") Miss Asadlnn : "Who knows the name proceeded lesson The grammar ' our America n friend who wrote that of smoothly until Miss Besse nsked what piece?" kind of a noun "trousers " wa s. "It's an uncommon noun ," wns the neorgo Lewis : "A citizen. " reply, "because it's singular at the top i MIhs Asndian: "Yes, he wns ft citizen but he had another name. His first nml plurnl nt the bottom. " name wns Ed wa rd. " MnrU Jury . "Edward Citizen. " Mr. Lacoe : "Where Is that young mn ii of yours ? Isn 't he coming toA story by Martha Hnrtmnn. night?" Jean : "No , ho telephoned that it wns Up nt our cottn ge one dny we were valuin g so hard he wouldn 't bo over." playing when a garter snnko wont Mr, L.: "Not much of n rnin boa a, is across the road. My brother went in he?" ) Uio house nnd brought out ftn nxo. Printin g and Developing Patent Medicine Toilet Goods Stationery Greeting Cards J. C. Vl ercer 108 East Main St. -mm —m»< - -^Ar ^y— >"^ ; i ¦"j " »" *«l 1" - Pupil : "Why is the 21st of March the first day of Spring? Wouldn 't the 'J.".rd or iMth do just: as well?" ".Mac" Cullinan : "The firs t day of Spring is the 'Jl st because that is al- j way s a nice day ." La ter , Mac talki ng to a friend : "I told that kid that the first day of : Spring is on March Hist because that is always a nice day . What if it: should snow th at day !" (Those with good memories will remember th at it did snow that day) . "Mo m " .;. Ho Doni Wilson ) : ''Ma y I I stay out over the week-end V" | Dora : "Who re would you like to stay, out on the campus?" I i i "You look tired this mornin g, " said Miss Kingmnn to Marion Fichter. "Do n't you sleep well?'' "No , my roommate nud I suffer from alternate Insonmin, " repliod "Flicker." "Alternate insomnia ! What is that?" "Whiche ver gets to sloop f irst keep the other uwn ko nil night. " Hll IRinbs of ^ob lPrinttn g "This story says they wilt Into the nrk two by two, doesn 't, it nuntle?" "Yes , dear. " "Well , who went In will ) you ?" . Poitina Garfcs our Spccialt\? dk ^AfflA ir s ty THEATR E si AJHBHHUHHBDI ^EBSflDtD ^BI^SQk h^ j|Wl a J ^QBIXHIS IBXSflftflOSV ^EB^^hVB vVeek of Mar. 31 to Apr. 5 Monday & Tuesday V ,Science teacher : ' •How do we conduc t electricity ?" Ninth grade student : '"Why or." Instructor : "Correct. " ^^—^¦i mii^ij i ' IReit to Court Ibouse m. • NEW "*' -J Worrie d Senior : "Have you seen a going: to Science Hall? 1 can 't i Class-pin > i find mine. " -r-T-^KJJ Smitb p vint Sbop ES—-iB CZ . " 1 ,' . The professor of mathematics and his fin nncoe wi'iv out roamin g in the [ fields when she pl ucked a daisy and, F looking roguishly at him , began to pull off die petals , say ing : "He loves, he lovos mo not. " "You are givin g yourself much unnecessary t rouble ," said the pro fessor. |"You should count up tlw petals, and if the total is an even number the answer will bo in the negative, if an uneven number , in the affirmative. " HOME A pleasing picture with an exceptional cast A thrilling story of the Golden West in the days of 49* ¦ -• ¦¦— * ¦ ¦* • I titled when j erry comes [ Was Heard ¦ ¦ Lend a school lor slJUiiineiiiiir y " hi 1 asked. "N-N-N-No ." replied the other. "I j u.st ji ioked it up ." j' A page from a social diary A typical Wesley Barry story woven around a country news paper. ¦ jl I' Away With It D- i TL n 1 Hie I Hitt ers UeVU Jil I'::- 9 wOW v^HBINMMIMHIIW ^B^^^^^ Hr ^f v ^ lias jus t licen introduced to ;i [ lan ui'own wlui stuttered . Did yo u ever ;il- THURS & FRI. Wm Fox Pi'esents You Can 't Get , MONDAY & TUESDAY • Warner Bros. Presents WESLEY BARRY Wise and Otherwise ij MInh .Toukyn : "Kobort ITutton , where wns IOli/abeth crowned queen ?" Ttobort : "On the hond , Miss .Tpn lcyn ." P . ! JJ • Wednesday k Thursd ay p ihi HIV JL Mi.fDIlffh \i ta ^aa fli Frida y & Saturda y "Dangerous 1rails Added Attraction JAME STOVi^N i Yale University Press Presentation. \