SINGERS VOL 3—No. 8 THE STECTATOP^ I STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, EDINBORO, PA., TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1936 To Our Alumni and Visitors TED SHAWN Refrain:“A11 things betray thee, who betrayest Me.” (b) “I pleaded, outlaw-wise, by many a hearted casement, cur­ tained red.” “Across the margent of the world I fled, and troubled the gold gateways of the stars” “To all swift things for swiftness did I sue” Refrain: “Naught shelters thee, who wilt not shelter Me.” For the past three weeks the qual­ (c) “Within the little children’s eyes seems something that replies” ity of sound at the Friday night “Come then, ye other children, Nature’s” movies has been noticeably better. Refrain: “Naught contents thee, who conte’st not Me.” The reason for the improvement in (d) “Naked I wait Thy love’s uplifted stroke” both sound quality and volume is that “I shook the pillaring hours, and pulled my life upon me” Mr. McCommons has recently instal­ “ My heart is as a broken fount, wherein tear-drippings stag­ led a new sound amplifier. This amnate ” pl firr was designed and built by Mr. “Yet ever and anon a trumpet sounds— McCommons, and although we don’t Must thy harvest fields be dunged with rotten death?” understand the technicalities, we are (c) “ That Voice is round me like a bursting Sea: told that it has less than two-and-oneAh, fondest, blindest, weakest—I am He whom thou seekest! half per cent of harmonic distortion, Thou dravest love from thee, who dravest Me.” which is the standard required for 10 Minute Intermission most broadcasting studios. (In other Barton Mumaw words, it must be a good amplifier.) IV. 1. Pleasantly Satiric Comment (Prokofieff) The next step toward . further im­ SHAWN 2. Gnossienne (Erik Satie) Hearn, Fitz-Simons, Coupland 3. Gothic (Erik Satie) provement will be the purchase of Dennis Landers two new loud-speakers and some new 4. Mule Team Driver’s Dance (Eastwood Lane) SHAWN units for the sound-reproducers. 5. The Whirling Dervish (Fuleihan) Ensemble of Four There are a few spots in the audi­ G. Workers’ Songs of Middle Europe (Reinitz) torium where it is impossible to hear (a) March of the Proletariat distinctly, but this is due to the shape (b) Vagabonds’ Song—Who would be a shopkeeper, beauracrat, of the room and certain acoustical soldier problems which probably can not be (c) Millers’ Song—Work is bread 2 Minute Intermission corrected. The best thing to do if you do not hear distincly is to move V. MUSIC VISUALIZATIONS to another seat. The worst of the ....Ensemble of Six 1. Polonaise (Edward MacDowell) ...... dead spots” are located in the side Ensemble of Seven 2. Three Part Invention No. 4 (Bach) sections, near the aisles and about 3. Rhapsody, Op. 119, No. 4 (Brahms) two-thirds of the way from the front SHAWN and Ensemble of Four to the rear of the auditorium. College Theatre Has New Sound Amplifier I I I ! All dances created and taught by Mr. Shawn. Man is the only animal that blushes—or needs to.—-Mark Twain. Coming to Edinboro AND HIS ENSEMBLE OF MEN DANCERS Barton Mumaw, Frank Overlees, Wilbur McCormack, Dennis Land­ We are glad to see you again at ers, Fred Hearn, Foster Fitz-Simons, William Howell, Ned Coupland. JESS MEEKER, at the piano. these evening entertainments. The high quality of this course has been PROGRAM made possible by your support. Added to this is the fact that Dr. I. PRIMITIVE RHYTHMS (Meeker) Ross has had many years of experi­ 1. Ponca Indian Dance ence in dealing with lyceum bureaus ....Messrs. Overlees, Mumaw, Landers, McCormack and Hearn and in selecting talent. He also has 2. Hopi Indian Eagle Dance SHAWN been able to co-operate with other 3. S'nhalese Devil Dance Messrs. Fitz-Simons, Howell, Coupland schools and cities, thus enabling us 4. Dayak Spear Dance Barton Mumaw to secure high class entertainment at 5. Maori War Haka SHAWN and Full Ensemble a low cost. (It is neither Shawn’s desire nor intent ot present “Authentic” native dances, These dances are his own free creations on native The course for next year is already themes.) under consideration. You will be 2 Minute Intermission given an opportunity, before this . course ends, to state your preferences II. FOLK AND ART THEMES as to the type of entertainment you 1. Danza Afro-Cubana (Lecouna) SHAWN prefer. 2. Cutting the Sugar Cane (Lecuona) Ensemble of Four Have you noticed the progress on 3. Los Embozados (Albeniz) SHAWN and Ensemble of Four the murals that are being made by (Upon the rhythmic base of heel beats, Los Embozados (The Cloak­ our art students in the lower hall? ed ones) work out a melodramatic story of murder plot, lots You have doubtless observed the re­ drawn, and death.) decoration of this assembly hall. The 4. Pierrot in the Dead City (Korngold) Barton Mumaw old Boys’ Dorm has been fitted up 5. A Dreier Lithograph (Meeker) with rooms for Student Council, Hearn, Landers, Coupland, Howell, 'Overlees and Fitz-S;mons. Practice Teaching Hedquarters, and 6. Mouvement Naif (Meeker) SHAWN conference rooms. Full Ensemble 7. Dance of the Dynamo (Meeker) Yes, we have progressed in spite From Shawn’s “Labor Symphony” of the hard winter. 2 Minute Intermission We will hope to see you at the III. THE HOUND OF HEAVEN (Meeker) SHAWN 75th Anniversary Celebration in Inspired by the great mystic jpoem of._Francis Thompson April, . — . , (a) “I fled Him down the nights and down the* days” i COMING Training Camp and Summer School—P. 0. Box 87, Lee, Mass. The next two numbers on our lecture program are being repeated here this season because of the ex­ cellent reception they had in this auditorium last winter. They are “The Plantation Melody Singers” and “The Siberian Singers”. The Plantation Singers will appear here on the evening of March 17. They make up a chorus of Negro singers who, in addition to excellent sing­ ing, portray dramatically the life and work of the southern Negro. The Siberian Singers will be here on March 21. They were probably the most liked of any of the lecture numbers given last year. They ap­ pear in native costume, and sing under the direction of Nicholas Vasilief. They sing old Russion Songs with such thorough understanding and zest that the audience joins in their spirit, and echoes their enthus­ iasm. Those who attended last year’s concert will remember the whole­ heartedness of the audience’s ap­ plause. Students will recall the favorable comment on campus after the program. More detailed accounts . of both of these concerts will be giv­ en later. Student Council Conducts Assembly Last Monday The Student-Faculty Co-operative Council conducted one of its open forum meetings that are so appreciated by both students and faculty. Mr. Clifford Jones, senior representative and president of the body, presided. “The Student Council,” said Mr. Jones, “was, at the beginning, an ex­ periment. It stood the test of time well.” It has worked hard as an or­ ganization, and has been faithful to the trust given it by the students whom it represents. “It is your Council, and will be whatever you make it.” After Mr. Jones’ intrdouctory re­ marks Mr. Neil Peiffer gave a report of the Pennsylvania Association of College Students Convention to which he was sent as a delegate last week. Mr. Peiffer reported that we as stud­ ents are exceptionally fortunate in the low fee for activities that we have here. In most of the schools the activities fee was $10.00, ours is only $7.50. “No one in any of those schools was getting as much for his ten dollars as we are getting for ou; seven-fifty,” Mr. Peiffer said. The methods found in other schools for selecting newspaper staffs were found helpful. More freshmen and sophomores should be appointed to the “Spectator” staff. Mr. Peiffer answered some of the recently print­ ed student raillery very cleverly when he said, “We (the Student Council) (Continued on Page Four) THE SPECTATOR Page Two THE SPECTATOR Editor-in-Chief ..... Social Editor........ Literary Editor ... Sports Editor....... News Head .......... Club Editor ......... Business Manager Faculty Adviser ... ........... Jane Zahniser ................ Lois Gaylor .......... William Coyle ................. John Swift ................ Neil Peiffer Frances Cochanides .......... Edward Noble ........ F. L. LaBounty For some purposes, people can be divided into two main By “taking classes; those who can * take it, and those who can t. it,’’ we mean, of course, the relative grace with which one is able to receive a razzberry, a dirty crack, a flippant rejoiner, or a derisive sneer. Most people, obviously, are in the class that can’t take it. The graceful reaction is indeed We, ourselves, belong in that class, a rare thing. Perhaps we wonder, “Why should we have to take it gracefully, at all? Why should not other people respect our dignity as much or as we respect it ourselves? Why must we defer to the democratic code of the hoodlums who pass out the razzberries? The answer is, “We don’t have to, but it’s good policy.’’ Under our perhaps silly system a haughty reply to a razzberry is ridiculous; and anyone but a born clown wishes to avoid that state as much as possible. The razzberry is inevitable; the grace helps remove the prickles. Part of what is left is edible. If we are able to accept adverse criticism with tolerant good nature, we will be far ahead. It is surprising how far so little a thing will raise us in the estimation of our fellows. To employ tolerance in an embarrassing situation is difficult, but worth while. To do so requires real humor, and a penetrating realization of our own relative unimportance; but the person who possesses both is bigger than the berry tossers. ■ Why go to chapel? The trite answers to this question are to take a nap or because it’s compulsory. It is true that the students show an un­ natural amount of disinterest in assembly programs. Few students wax enthusiastic over an outsiders recital of facts that can be found in less time in the Ibrary where the chairs are comfortable. We have .excellent enter­ tainers on our own campus. The dramatic club, the choir and the debat­ ing club are three of the organizations that could present an interesting assembly program. The Student Council’s monthly reports of their pro­ gress are interesting because of the personal element involved. The student body would attend programs conducted by their classmates and continue to attend as long as the quality of the programs warranted. Are Our Men Neglected Tournament Ends The fallacy of the present system of intra-mural sports has come to the view of the Spectator with a tremen­ dous slap. Qur intra-mural sports present a painful sight to anyone with ambition enough to observe their participants. We feel it is time to act. We don’t know who is at fault, how it can be repaired, or where the spirit of the men is; but we know it is time for someone to act. On glancing over this year’s bud­ get, we see that the men have been given $1500. Figures show that this amount has been greatly overdrawn. The women get an allocation of $200. Every woman in school is gaining full use of this allocation. What does the individual man gain? Approximately one-half of the men go into the gym during a week’s time unless they have a gym class. Are only one-half of our men physically developed to the point where they are best fitted to fight their way through life? Are extra-curricular clubs in the form of dramatics, clubs, and singing more important than physi­ cal development? If they are, we can show you that the girls do both. Aren’t the men capable of doing like­ wise? Our basketball team is the best in the country, considering the enroll­ ment; our football team showed fifty­ seven varieties of grit; and our pre­ sent intra-mural league has four teams. This does not and -can not benefit the student who glibly spends his time in the library talking with the ladies or who sits at home smok­ ing his pipe. The Spectator feels that the proper intra-mural program should draw this student into regular habits of physical recreation. Both eastern and western Pennsyl. vania were represented in ranks of the prize-winners of the Edinboro Players’ annual tournament. At the close of the sixth play of the 'series, Miss Jane Ludgate announced that awards would be presented to Miss Rhea Matteson, of Erie, for her directing of Eugene O’Neil’s “Where the Cross is Made,” to Miss Bernice Howard of York for her splendid por­ trayal of Mrs. Parker in “The Cuck­ oo Bird”, and to Mr. Frank Brown of Erie for his effective design and execution of the set for Alice Gerstenberg’s “Beyond^’. After congratulation of the prize- ‘ winners the Edinboro Players and their guests enjoyed a delightful buffet supper in the club room in Music Hall. The room was attract­ ively decorated in moonlight blue and amber, the colors of the honor­ ary dramatic fraternity, Alpha Psi Omega. The setting was especially fitting for announcement of Gamma Kappa Cast’s pledges for this year. Miss Ludgate named the honored ones by presenting each with a rose to which was attached the pledge card. The Misses Margaret Adler, Eleonora Ghering, Gwendolyn Gleeten, Helen Olson, Dolores Willey, and Melvyn Shields were the recipients. Active members of the fraternity include the Misses Clara Behringer, Viola Goode, and Rhea Matteson. The club’s next work will be pre­ sentation of a d-ramatie-program^-for— May 2, high school play day at Edin­ boro. and realize that, while we can’t all be as perfect as you apparently are, INTRA-MURAL SCORES we do have feelings and we do de­ mand that they be considered. Editor: The second half of the intra-mural Sincerely, As I was reading the current league tournament was won by the ' The Criticized. number of the Spectator I noticed an Beta Xi. They defeated the Y?M. C~ I Editorial on teachers being late for A. (2) first half winners, Wednes-' class, etc., etc. I am forced to ad­ Dear Editor: day to win the championship. The Last Monday the students were in­ mit that this is not an uncommon oc­ league has proven so successful that currence on our campus, but I am formed that the Student Council was Coach Harrison plans another made convinced that it is entirely the fault the proud (?) parent of tho Spectat­ up of five teams. The varsity re­ or. It was intimated that the stud­ of the faculty members concerned. serves will make up the extra team. This difficulty might be corrected ent body is a sort of poor relation, or A mushball league is also being plan­ if the clock in Normal Hall were fix­ perhaps, they too are an offspring of ned. ed. The clock in the lower hall has the council. With all filial respect The high individual scorers: registered 8:35 since last fall. With to the fine work of the Student Hazen, Y. M. C. A. (2) 69 the large number of people on the Council, isn’t the relationship exag­ Scarpitti, Chi Delt ........... 57 pay roll, it seems that there should gerated? The school paper is for the Plansky, Y. M. C. A. (1) 57 be someone who could wind a clock. entire student body; the activity fee Davies, Beta Xi ................. 56 Perhaps if this situation were is the same for all and every one is Letters to the Editor remedied both teachers and students entitled to the same privileges. In CHALLENGE short, the parent of the Spectator is would be more punctual. the student body—the budget of the Respectfully yours, The Chi Delta Sigma fraternity in- • activity fees is the birth certificate. (Signed) A. T. G. vites the Beta Xi fraternity to stage Friendless Child. an exhibition game. All members Dear Mr. Quicksilver: who are varsity men will be eligible. If you see Mr. Haller wandering Criticism is, doubtless, often very Admission will be charged, and the constructive, and a column such as along with his head in the clouds, and proceeds given to the Junior Prom yours could be very instrumental in a blissful smile on his face, don’t be Fund. improving the school, but when you alarmed—he saw a robin the other openly sneer at people and humiliate day on the campus. There’s always room at the top them, it is high time you changed after the investigation.—Oliver Her­ your egotistical, tactless viewpoint, Come to hear the Siberian Singers. ford. ART STUDENTS ENTERTAIN ASSEMBLY A group of freshmen from the Art Department are taking charge of the assembly program Monday, March 16. They are going to present chalk talks. We understand that there is a great deal of talent in this 8‘roup and we wl!1 be keenly disappointed if the presentation does not provide one of the most interesting assemblies of the year. Among the speakers will be Donald Reichel, Rupert Watalis, and Clarence Boerstler. HOLIDAY FOG IN BOSTON by LoRita Kramer Fog. Fog...... stealthily creeping, coming close, closer until the shore is enveloped in swirling, clinging wet grayness. Clutching, grasping. the billowing mists mock the holiday crowds, drenching earth and humans. Muted sounds struggle through the thickness—horns, voices, throaty fog warnings and the dull pat, pat of the feet of people. Clammy, dulled salt air wets eyelashes into star points, seeps through clothing, and chill* warm flesh. Yet this insidious fog, reeking with ocean smells and carrying surf rumb­ lings and wet smoke, is beautiful with a mystic, haunting, enticing beauty* THE SPECTATOR Dorm Doings Nominated for oblivion is the perI son who left the third floor buzzer on ' early Sunday morning, making all I the girls get up for breakfast. The plasterers have driven Jo Ann I Walters, Virginia Jones, and Doro. thy-Sneddon from their suite on the I second floor to room 23, and it is expected that several others will be ex‘ iled in the near future. All of Haven Hall was glad to have ? Eileen Yeager return to school Sun! day, from a recent appendix opera­ tion. New fire regulations which forbid ■ two-way sockets are very exasperat­ ing to the dormitory students, as I they can no longer have feeds that I require the use of grills, percolators, and other cooking apparatus. A carload of orchids to Reeder Hall on its card party Saturday night; everyone had a grand time. I i J ’Tis rumored that Bernice Howard house-cleaned the other night at the peculiar hour of 12:30. much to the anxiety_of_thos.e beneath her. Libby Ramsey, alumnus of the school, is spending the week on third floor with her sister, Ruth. Y. M. C. A. ■ J ie I by Martin Schweller On Wednesday evening, March 3, members of the Young Men’s Christ­ ian Association and men faculty were guests of Dr. Van Houten at a fire­ side meeting held at his home. Our host gave an interesting and constructive talk on the guidance and direction of the problem child, which was followed by a general discussion of the subject by the group. Lee Beck was elected as secretary­ treasurer, and the officers of the or­ ganization are as follows: Earl Zimmer, president; Robert Scarpitti, vice president; Lee Beck, secretary-treasurer; Martin Schwel­ ler, program chairman. After delicious coffee and dough­ nuts, the meeting was adjourned. The next meeting will be on Wednesday night, March 18, in the commut­ ers’ room. Found: A black notebook contain­ ing copies of Dr. VanHouten’s tests for the last four years; also a cheat sheet made out for Miss Hudson’s next World problems test. Owner may have same by calling at this of­ flee fice and paying for this ad. W. A. A. News Flash sf by Ruth McFadden With the roads getting back into drivable shape Haven Hall is a lonely ? place on week-ends, as everyone goes | home. Page Three by Betty Kafferlin Last Thursday afternoon the Freshmen and Sophomores tied for first place in the annual inter-class basketball tournament. This champ­ ionship game was the most spectac­ ular of the series. At the end of the third quarter, the Freshmen held the lead, but in the final minute of the game the Sophomores broke through ERIE, PENNA. to tie the score 35-35. This high running score made an average of three points per minute. The cap­ If unable to shop in person use our tains decided to play off the tie on Thursday, March 19, at 4:00 p. m. MAIL ORDER SERVICE Both teams are determined to win, and there is a question as to whether the Sophomores will be able to retain the championship they won last year. After the Freshman-Sophomore game, the Seniors defeated the Juniors in their final basketball game. Do you broadcast everything you Charles Hershey, Russell Hunter, In honor of the occasion, Miss Ruttie know and a lot you don’t? Leo Andrews, Martin Schweller, and acted as hostess to the Senior team The most popular girl in school is Clifford Jones journeyed to Slippery at a delightful dinner at the Campus something more than smooth. She is I Rock S. T. C. on Feb. 29, to a leap Lunch. also not the kind of a girl who makes I year dance .... On the return trip High scorer in field goals during enemies by talking behind peoples’ i Charles Hershey was arrested and the tournament was Norma Deming, backs or repeating things she should fined thirteen dollars for driving with with a total of 25 goals. Helen Mcnot. The most popular girl in the I one head light, but Clifford Jones’ Gogney held top place in her foul class has tact and subtley. The most gift of gab saved Charles the thirteen shots—making eleven out of nineteen popular girl: dollars.... Rafferty returned to his attempts. 1. Does not dial a number then home town over the week-end and It is interesting to note that a com­ begin “This will kill you. You know came back two dollars richer.... paratively large number of players what I heard? Don’t tell anybody I Wallace Walker, through his services had no fouls or only one foul called told you this but she certainly is get­ in the dramatic club, has developed during the whole tournament. The the principles of a perfect stooge.... following girls had no fouls: Peart, ting a rep for herself” I McQuilken, Coppersmith, Bright, 2. Does not broadcast gossip about 7. Knows a little reserve goes far­ other-people and then wonder why she ther than eye-shadow to create an air Willey, Houk, Gaylor, Duncan, Orton, Fisher, Hayes. Those having one is fast losing friends of mystery 3. Does not try to put herself 8. Does not broadcast all she foul were Brecht, Dinges, Ghering, across by belittling her friends. She thinks about her friends affairs even Kafferlin, Gilbert, Holmes, Hammond. The scores of the inter-class games has brains enough to know that mak­ when her opinion is asked were as follows: ing someone look small does not make 10. Has been hurt herself just 27 her look any too big often enough to find out that much Freshman-Junior ...................... 41 15 Sophomore-Junior .................... 38 4. Does not tell personal anecdotes harm is done by loose talking Sophomore-Junior ..................... 25 9 11. Is honestly accurate and re ­ in public about friends when among Freshman-Senior ...................... 21 10 strangers. She realizes that the sponsible in what she says about other Freshman-Sophomore .............. 35 35 woman behind her in the theatre may people Junior-Senior ............................. 7 27 She is one in an hundred; perhaps be one of So and So’s family The varsity squad has been chosen 5. Does not let her sense of humor that is why there are so few “Most and is practicing every afternoon in run away with her. She knows when popular girls”. preparation for the final game at and where to tell a funny story Mercyhurst, March 18. Q.—What is the difference be­ 6. She does not tell all she knows about herself. She realizes people tween Normal Hall and Haven Hall? CHI DELTS HOLD DINNER A.—They both have towers except aren’t interested in details about her­ self Haven Hall. by John Shepley BOSTON STORE The Popular Girl I I TRASK, PRESCOTT Off-Campus News & RICHARDSON COMPANY PHILOSOPHY Trask, Prescott & Richardson Co. are not just selling merchandise, they are offering you joy, happiness and con­ tentment that is your right when you invest your money. I We sell nothing but FIRST QUALITY MERCHANDISE I Mail and Phone Orders Filled I X Trask, Prescott & Richardson Company DEPARTMENT STORE ERIE, PA. I X On Monday evening, March 9, the members of the Chi Delta Sigma Fraternity were hosts to a group of friends at an informal party held in the Campus Lunch. The guests included George Burke, of Du Boise; Wilder Michael, of Sunville; Norman Ericson, of Warren, and Chester Gutzler, of Warren. Cards were played during the early part of the evening, after which Fred Case and Ben Wilkins gave im­ promptu talks on fraternity activities and Mr. Mallory, faculty adviser, made a few remarks concering the place of the fraternity in campus life. While a tasty lunch was being serv­ ed, George Hetra led the group in an old fashioned singing bee which end­ ed up as a serenade in the courtyard of Haven Hall. ittsn THE SPECTATOR Page Four Imaginary Interview Faculty Members Publish Books Three members of the faculty of the State Teachers College at Edin­ boro are the authors of recently pub­ lished books. Professors W. A. Wheatley and Royce Mallory are co-authors of “Building Character and Personal­ ity”, a guidance text book for the high school student. This text is un­ usual in its field in that the authors meet the student on his own level in their discussion of applied psychology and evaluations of vocations. Mr. Wheatley, an authority on vo­ cational guidance, has for several years taught classes in that field at the Edinboro State Teachers College. He was formerly superintendent of schools at Middletown, Connecticut. With E. B. Gowin and John M. Brew­ er, he has published another well known text. “Occupations ’. He is listed in “Who’s Who in America” as a prominent educator and author. Mr. Mallory is professor of English and psychology at Edinboro, and for­ merly dean of men. Dr. E. Leigh Mudge has published through the Methodist Book Concern “Men Who Left A Name”, review of the history of the modern Christian Church. Dr. Mudge, former instructor in psychology at Ohio State University and editor for the Pilgrim Press, has written several books, among them a volume of poems, “The Olive Tree”. He has given special study to the psy­ chological aspects of religion and the psychology of childhood and early adolescence. Some of his better knokn books are: “The Psychology of Early Adolescence”, “The Psychology of Later Adolescence”, and “Our Pupils”.—Taken from The Erie Daily Time. Reeder Snooze by Walter Hall The Reeder Hall card party last Saturday night was quite a success in spite of the fact that Reeder itself made a relafvcly poor showing Awards in bridge went to M:ss Wil son and Miss Dorothy Snedden. I am told that both attribute their suc­ cess to some system or other. Miss Wilson used the Culbertson-Lenz sys­ tem while Miss Snedden used the toe­ shin system. At eleven o’clock cake and coffee was served. Bingo seems to be losing its popularity among the younger set, for nobody desired to play. Consequently James Smith has a variety of penny candy, whatnots ~ind whistles that can be purchased at a very reasonable price. Reeder is certainly proud of the baby grand piano that has been plac­ ed in the parlors by Miss Wilson. It gives the hall that “cultured ’ ap­ pearance. Of course we still have the upright for those who are not ready to play on the “reclining” piano. I Presenting . . . Exclusively Created for Spring Wear Scene—Student Council meeting. Characters—Joe Student, charged with being an ordinary student. President of the Student Council, Council members are nodding their heads in unison with a low rhythmic chanting-—“Yes, yes, yes” in the background. 1! rlrnurt suits and topcoats in the University Manner $21-50 and ’25 P. A. MEYER & SONS 817-819 STATE ST., ERIE, PA. {Commuters’ Kolumn by Melvyn Shields Attention I The commuters wish to proclaim the success of their picnic dinner held on Thursday, March 5. It was planned and very efficiently carried to completion by an able com­ mittee headed by Miss Allen. Con­ gratulations, Betty. We are looking­ forward to a similar function in the near future. The spread was fit to set before any king. The menu in­ cluded baked beans, potato salad, meat loaf, pickles, boiled eggs, still retaining their shells, sandwiches, and chocolate milk. Cake, pie, and ban­ anas furnished an'excellent dessert. We were very pleased to have Mr. Offner and the ladies of th office force with us. This change in the weather comes as a welcome relief to the commuters. It is a decided contrast to the severe cold and snow through which we have been obliged to travel for several months. Mr. Angelo P. Casella, whom we respect very much, has unfortunately forsaken his literary pursuits to run errands for the ladies of our group. He has a decided weakness for brunnettes. Don Sawtelle, who plays the role of the dual lover, appears to have an option on our divan. Perhaps a re­ clining position is more conducive to mastication and assimliation. Pretzels are Chubbles’ favorite delicacy, although we never heard him yearn for beer. Mr. Streit, for some unaccountable reason, seems to be in a quandary I I STUDENT COUNCIL CONDUCTS ASSEMBLY (Continued from Page One) are the parents to the “Spectator”. The ‘Spectator’ should respect its parents”. A neat simile, well taken. Miss Betty Kingsley, senior woman member, reported on year book finances. Her pleasant little talk made us feel well pleased with our inexpensive but well planned annual publication. It is only through hard work and ingenuity of the staff that the expense can be saved. Miss Kingsley also urged students to take advantage of their opportunities for absentee voting by mail. Many stud­ ents who are of age arcmot voting in the national elections because they are out of town when these elections occur. “If we are the intelligent group we are supposed to be,” said Miss Kingsley, “we should do our part in these elections”. The fact that most student com­ ment abuot the Student Council is meant in good humor could be no better expressed than by the fact that there was only one question and no suggestions or criticisms offered in the open forum that followed. this semester. What’s wrong, Jack? You haven’t been like this before. Well, since the weather has fail­ ed to arouse further inspirations, I shall terminate this kolumn by wish­ ing the staff success in its publication of the “Spectator”. We’d like to find out who confiscat­ ed Dr. VanHouten’s picture of “‘Sweet and Lovely” at the end of the last semester. BAKER’S ! 1850 - 1936 We extend a cordial invitation to all Edinboro men to come in and see the new Fall and Winter Styles in Men’s Clothing, Furnishings and Shoes ISAAC BAKER & SON State at Seventh ERIE, PA. 1 Pres.—Your name is Joe Student? j. s.—Yes, Sir. Pres.—Never heard of you before. You've been reported as an ordinary student; are you? J. S.—Yes, I know it’s unusual, but I’m ordinary. P.—Do you mean that you don’t commute or live in town; just stay in the dormitory without even asking for dining room job? j. S.—Yes, Sir. P.—Someone was cheering at -.he basketball game last week. Was it you? J. S.—Yes, I know its unusual, but I felt sorry for those cheerleaders yelling all alone. P.—Do you take notes in all your classes? J. S.—Yes, I don’t like to read magazines while the instructor lectures. I usually take two pages of notes a day. P.—Most unusual, now will you tell the council in what other ways you might be considered ordinary? J. S.—Well’ I’ve never been on a committee, never been late in paying my tuition, never—missed chapely never told a teacher how much I liked his classes and.... P.—This is mutiny I You are a social menace. If everyone were like you what would the Studant Council have to do? It is your bounden duty to be a little more lax and conform to the social standards of the student body. Conglomeration Things look continually brighter for Reeder in the future since locks have been placed on the main light switches....Fellows living on the east side of the building really enjoy the beautiful sunrises these fine morn­ ings. The boys gathered in the parlors immediately after dinner Sunday to hear an informal talk on the Town­ send Plan by Mr. Wilson (senior). For half an hour after the talk Mr. Wilson was kept busy answering questions fired by his audience of doubting Thomases. Question box??? What is the occasion for the fire works about Reeder?....Why does Don DeWoody call Saegertown so often?....Why has the Hasfie-VanSlyke combine in room 34 disintegrated?....Have you seen the new hat that Mike brought from his last trip to Pleasantville?? More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.—Mark Twain. .