NORMAL T I M E S At VOLUME 1 Central State Normal LOCK HAVEN, PA., APRIL School 18,1923 NUMBER 11 GIRLS' BASKETBALL SQUAD L DISBANDS FOR SEASON TMIENTS F i 1921 Twenty-five N u m b e r s Constitute Incomparable Courses. Celebrities to Be Here Mr. Drum has made preliminary announcement of the numbers to be offered iis entertainmeiit features for next year. From the list that has been definitely arranged it is evident that the students at this scliool will be certain to have n more wonderful program than could be obtained at any school or in iiny single community outside of the large cities in the same space of time. There are to be twenty-five entertainments in all, au average of better than three a month. Six of these are to be musical numbers, the best that are obfiiinable uf any cost. Five of these six lijive been definitely arranged: Elsie Baker, the contralto, many of whose numbers have become familiar through the Victor company; Marie Tiffany, soprano, of the Metropolitan Opera Co.; Charles Wakefield Cadman, the noted composer, and Tsianina, the Indian jirincess; Tosch-a Seidel, the wonder violinist, aud Reiuald Werrenrath, famous American tenor. ilaiiy of the best known men of the country will be visiting the sehool to deliver talks. The first of these, who will address fhe school at a Sunday afternoon meeting during October, will be Bishop Berry, of the Methodist Church. Another famous personage who has definitely agreed to be hero is f'ount Ilya Tolstoi, son of the immortal Kussiiiu novelist and iihilosopher. Others will be Diilliis Lore Sharp, writer of nature tales; Seunuis MacManus, author of Donegal Fair,y Stories and other Irish legends and folk tales; Alfred Noyes, the iiiief of Princeton University; iind uiaiiy of whom it is too early to give advance notice. Iu an early issue of Normal Times the complete course will be given, witli somewhat more extended comment. This much is given here as indicative of the treats in store for all who attend next winter. Central State Normal School has never uudertaken such a course, and may never be able to do so again. The financial responsibility incurred is so great as to entail danger of serious losses. It is expected that the course will be so unusual, so very much worth wdiile, as to attract attention in and draw many visitors from all the surrounding cities and towns. Whatever the outcome, nexf winter's student bod.y will be assured of nn iucompiiriible course. i l r . Ulmer—"Wliiit is the most economic fuel in use nt this t i m e ? " Esther Agnew—"Fireless cookers." PLAY PRESENTED Excellent Record for the Past Season—Championship Team Likely Next Winter The girls' basketball squad has broken up until the winter of 1923 rolls round. It was a good fCiim that brought the old Marooii and Gray back into active competition, a team flint uiiide good, under excellent coaching, iigainst niauy iin obstacle, that htid the old pep and fight from the first tapoff to the final toot of the whistle. It is no more than fitting to give their recoril and themselves the once-over before shelving basketball in favor of sjiring simrts. First, the team itself: Sally Ilauna, forward, Beecli ("reek, I'u. Sally was one big feature in the limelight during the season just iiasf. She had never seen or heard of a basketball—at least, in connection with her own interests—before liinding ou this caminis. Once she got it into her hiiiids, however, she taught it to do tricks it had never dreamed of. Look at her record for the season in the tabulated score at the end of this article. How is that for a beginner? Sally has another year to play, and at her present rate of progress is going to give many a scorekeeper writer's cramp before next season ends. Hetty Staver, forward, McElliattan, Pa. We said forward, we might have said most anything else. As nn allaround basketball artist this .young liidy is not to be overlooked. She started the season as a substitute; then played nt center and side center, and wound up lilaying a riittliug gooil game at forward. Iu the hist giime of the season, iigainst Clearfield, she made fwent.y-fwo of our iioints, and played right around all opposition. She started her basketball language iif Lock Haven High, iiud has, it is comfortable to think, another yciir to speak it in the Normal gym. Anne .lane Kennedy, forward. This Jane travels here from wiiy oft' iu Scranton, where the mine caves grow all around, all around. Aune is unfortuiiiife enough fo be griidiiiiting this year, but has had time to make a record to leave behind liei". She, too, picked up her biisketliall slinging in these here jiiirts here, nnd she did some picking. When she goes back to the hard coal fields she will be thoroughly equipped fo teach the young idea how to shoot. When she took hold of a basketball she taught it to sing "Every time you hit the board you go right through." Neta White, forward and Ciiptaiu, liOck Haven. Having been taught a little basketball, along with a lot of other tilings, in the well rounded curriculum of the local high school, Neta tried her luck at hitting the hoops up here on the hill. Evcr.ytliiiig went well, iis the story goes, until the third game of the season, at Bellefonte, when the Wiill came in contnct with her head, aud laid her belligerently on the shelf for the rest of flic .vciir. She \yiis by long odds (Continued on page 7) "Daddy-Long-Legs" P l e a s e s Large and Appreciative Audience The Senior Class Piny has been and gone. But wnsn't it good while it Insted? Was ever tliere such a charmiugly pathetic figure as J u d y Abbott wdien (rwendol.vu (llise iiiit herself into t h a t jiiirf iind made it live, (iwen is certiiinly il star and this is the best t h i n g we liiiye seen her lio. We waver between the "defiiiuce of the trustees" scene a n d the yer,y last one wlieii we ivy to select the high light in her work. But she was delightful at college and—well, she was just excellent in it all, and ^ve don't blame that niimeless admirer for sending the lovely basket of flmvers to our Bernhiirdt. Judy .4bboff is seldom thought of without her dear Daddy-LongLegs, who took the little orphan a n d made her au iiristocrat. We never thought of Fred Hunter as having so much real talent tucked behind t h a t dignified exterior so we were pleasantly suriirised. We wouldn't mind having for ourselves such a nice Daddy-LongLegs. It was il long and difiicult p a r t which took bniin power as well as dramiitic ability to handle. But Fred carried it off as effectively as he does everything—no one will dispute his brain jiower. Miss Pritchard, beciiuse she took such an interest iu Judy and seemed to make things occur, held u place iu our affections. This iiiirt was taken by Sylvia (Continued on page 3) C. S. N, S. GIRLS' BASKETBALL TEAM NORMAL OBSERVATION TOWER^ T e n n i s f e v e r liiis iirrived with t h e s p r i n g . .\ll t h e lliiii a r e t r y i n g (u get fiit, nnd nil t h e fnt lire t r y i n g tn gei thin. in a few iiiore weeks we shiili liii\"e II inirniiil stinleiit IMHIV. b e t t e r dii t h e i n s i d e tliiiii on tlie (intside. It tddk diil,\' iill lidiir l u n g e r for l-ietfy's iieiii-diies to estiililisli t h e ciiii neet ion tliiit t h e did g r e e n ciirtiiins lind b e e n rejiiiiced li\' lienut if ul iiniwii \-eldnr o n e s . W'liiit would l.llcl-etiii lid if s h e eoiilil not sli|i intu t h e p i i n t i y fur siinie hreiikfiist .' Mr. Tremliiitli e x p l n i n e d t h e viiliie, ill p r e s e r x i i i g o t h e r jieiiple's ginid d]iiiiidiis. df writing' l e t t e r s tlint were let tei-|ierfect. "Of c d i i r s e , " he siiid. "if \(iii iire w r i t i n g tn sdinediie \-ers' iieiir t(. y e n . wild will niiike ii lldwiinces fur .\(iii nnd f d i g i v e von ii g r e n t d c n l — y o u r p i i r e n t s . s!i\'--you niiiy ciiridessly oniil ciipitiils, illlll it will iidt dd niikdi diimiige Id \'iiiir ri'iiutiition. T h e \ ' ivoiild b e sill p r i s e d to reeei\-e ii l e t t e r f r o m \i)ii if yiiii iciilly were siip]ilie(l w i t h ciipitiil." ( j u i t e Sd. llideii BiiOingfdn wishes to i i n n i i u n c e t h e iirriviil uf her wisiloin teetli. T h e liist gilllle (if Illlll nf tlie s p r i n g sensoti Wiis ])l:i\e(l lietween u i e u i l i e r s of t h e dii\'i'()iiin gntig. b e t w e e n s l i d w e r s . dU Miirch '2'.',. Kill' dli\idu.s reiisons t h e score liiis tidt t e e n iinndtiiii-ed. n n d e\'eti t h e filet df t h e giinie liiis .just leaked o u t . It Wiis [ilii.\'i.Ml, it is Siiid, td celebriite t h e c i i m m e n c e i i i e n t cd' t h e E i i s t e r holidiiy, Avhicli begnii flint dny iit f o u r o'eliK-k. W h e n tlie seciind gniiie is to IK' ]ilii\'ed 11 iidtiee will tie jiosfed li\' (liiice Engiisli, who is uiiiniiger, jiitidier, ciitclier, Helder, e t c . Tliere a r e seyer:il o t h e r s im t h e teiim, b u t , iis (iriice ndm i t s , tlie\' lire .just si-eiiery. M e m b e r s df t h e iiiifiire studx' idiiss a r e nil liet u p e v e r t h e d i s c o v e r y t h a t uiiiny o t h e r b i r d s b e s i d e t h e h e - c h i c k e n s get iiji iis e n r l y iis (i A. !>1. to s i n g . T h e i n e m l i e r s (if tlie l i i s t - n i e u t i o n e d (diiss lire s e r i o u s l y eiiiisidering l u o v i i i g out of t h e s c i e n c e rodiii n n d Iciiviug it to N i c o d e i n n s iiml ('ledjiiifrn. t h e gdldfisli, t h e liyiiciiitlis, nnd t h e s e v e n t e e n ^vhile mice. A real dliserviifion iif wliiit M r . T r e m liiitli l e n i i s sdli-stuff wiis w i t n e s s e d b y some of t h o s e wild wei-e en t h e i r w n y home for l^iister. O e r t r n d e L y n o t t furnished t h e niiiteriiil b e i i u t i f u l l y nnd bountifully. She liiiiig out of t h e ihirm i t i i r y w i n d o w nt n iierihins iingle n n d wejit Sd g e i i e r d u s l \ ' infd a t o w e l t h a t it hiid td be w r u n g out severiil t i m e s . We liiive (ine m e r e reipiesf fo lunke of l i e l v i e : t h a t he m u r k off t h e lower end df t h e secdiid tloor hull l i k e a t e n nis cduit. lliden has bought a perfectl.y liriind new rnciiuef, a n d s h e w a n t s fo k n o w how t o b a t t h e b a l l correctl.y b e f o r e she goes o u t on t h e c o u r t s . B e t t y G a t e s m a d e t h e u n u s u a l disc o v e r y t h a t fhe c h a p e l c u r t a i n s look TIMES w i t h - t h e siiiue r e s u l t , but with (ili! wliiif il difference in t h e lliiviirl W h e r e t h e r e is ii will t h e r e is ii wny. If Vdii (1(1 iidt hiive t i m e tn s w e e p , iiiill ddwii t h e c u r t i i i n s , iind ]Mis. Cresswell iiiii,\' Iidt see t h e d i r t . Iidi-dthy I'liiwis niiiy not lie nt nil sup e r s l i t i d u s , lint she niiiile n ilnte with her u n d e r t i i k e r fur Fridiiy, A p r i l bi, when she tniiglit t h e lirst dhserviitidii lessdii s h e lins lind to t e n c h . Elierl.N- could not iiiiiler.stiiiid w h y , lis (diiinieil in n recent p s y c h d h i g y class, t h e sfiiilent died wild Wiis b e i n g lUiiile td believe, when b l i n d f d l d e d d u r i n g n iiiizing liee, flint his t l i r n a t was c u t and thill he was b e i n g Ideil td dentil. ^Ir. McDoiigiiH's expliiiiiition ludjis n hit — in j i s y c h o l d g y : " W e l l , he lind t h e jirc cepf flint h e wiis d y i n g , n n d he was unnlile to correct it with n cdiicept beciiuse he lind ne\'er died b e f o r e . " T u e s d a y iifteriidon, Aiiril 1(1, !Mr. a n d Mrs. (Jiige tiiiiglit an observiifidu lessdii on t h e liiiek ciim|iiis. The observers were Bent rice. . \ i n y , H e l e n , I j o r e f t n , W i n n i e , nnd E s t h e r , who a r e of t h e ojiiniou flint t h e lesson was one iu a p lireciiition. Lewis Ciige was t h e c l a s s ; t h e sniiject Wiis n i g - b c i i t i n g ; a n d , nltlinngh L e w i s niiiv hii\'e f a l l e n somewliiit s h o r t (if cdui[ilete ii]ipreciiition (if t h e bciiuty (if liilxir, n e v e r t h e l e s s iis n c l a s s h e fiilldwcil iiistriicfions widl. T h e o b s e i w e i s iire still u n c e r t i i i n iis to w l u d h e r it Wiis i n t e n d e d to d r i l l niiiiiily in sjieeil or in iiccuriic\-. D u e td t h e g r e n t iimdunf (if w o r k thiil P.elvie hiis td do in t h e (liiyriidni, lie has hiid td hiive nn iissistiinl. Selniii Leviinder liiis lu'cii a p p o i n t e d to assist him in t h e wiirk. H e r sliiire of the d u t i e s is lo open t h e d e s k s of f o r g e t f u l (lily s t u d e n t s , to jiick uii waste piijicr, nnd to g i v e B e l v i e vnluiible h i n t s eiincerning the work. (iiiice Kussell h a s i n t r o d u c e d a n e w i i r e i i t h i n g s.ysteni i n t o t h e t o w n sidiools. I n s t e n d of snyiiig, " I n h i i l e , e x h a l e , o n e , 1w(i," s h e siiys, "Hreiitlie i n , b e r i i t h e o u t , r i g h t , left." 'S'lioriginn 1 i d e a , ( ' h i i t h i n k iibdut it. .Mr. M i i c ' .Mr. Tieinliiith rends ii niiiiKdess im per liefore t h e j n n i d r class, m a k e s fun df t h e .idkes, nnd then nsks t h e o w n e r td cliiiin t h e m . Xu, tlinnk .viiu, t e a c h e r ; we d o n ' t kiidw griiinniiir, lint we iiin't thiit diiinli. T h e j u n i o r s m e still wiiiting f o r the seniiirs to t h a n k t h e m for t h e giiiue t h e y giive t h e m on Tuesdii.v niglit. .Notice A l b e r t ' s clever .Vin't n i i t u r e grniid .' new suit.' E d y t h e .Morriill's fntlicr h a d a b i r t h .\ s t r i i n g e r wild e n t e r e d t h e niiiin b a l l dii.y Inst week. K d y t h e ' s l u o t h e r w a s ill (III .Vjiril II iiskeil E r n e s t S c h r o t w h e t h Edythe e r he cduhl tiiid ^ I i s . C r e s s w e l l for h i m . n n d unnlile tn do t h e b i l k i n g . " O h , you c a n ' t see her t o d n y , " r e t u r n e d c h u c k s h e r lessens, goes lionie, a n d o u r E r n e s t , full of t h e d e s i r e to i n - luiikes t h e birthdii.v cuke. Some niiin is s t r u c t , " f o r she is i n t h e i n f i r m a r y w i t h g o i n g to b e l u c k y some dii.y. a g i r l wdio h a s s c a r l e t f e v e r . " Miss B u t l e r is s t a r t i n g a e s t h e t i c danc" N o w , i s n ' t tliiif l u c k y ? " said t h e v i s - i n g in t h e j u n i o r class. Y'ou j u s t o u g h t i t o r , " N o w t h i s c a r d w o n ' t b e w a s t e d . " to see u s c a t e r i i i l l a r s f r y i n g to b e b u t A n d he p u l l e d f r o m h i s p o c k e t a y e l l o w terflies. pliicard, h i b e l c d S C A K L E T F E V E K . M r . D r u m c l a i m s to b e c o n n e c t e d wdth O n e week we w e r e h a v i n g w o n d e r f u l m a n y of t h e b e s t f a m i l i e s i n L o c k Hat i m e s a t h o m e , a n d finding o u t h o w yen ; B e l l p h o n e a n d C o m m e r c i a l . m u c h wo h a d m i s s e d . The next week J o s h u a h e l d b a c k fhe s u n on o n e occawe w e r e t a k i n g t h e m i d - s e m e s t e r e x a m s . sion. T h a t is o n e too m a n y f o r u s to i m i t a t e , b u t we h a v e f r e q u e n t l y s t o p p e d 11 few m i n u t e s b e f o r e g o i n g t o class. Willing Wictims Wake to Worry Warblers W h y the large attendance at breakfast of l a t e ? W h y t h e l a r g e a m o u n t of N a tural Rouge (It fluctuates) observable a t C. S. N . S.? W h y t h e r a p i d i t y wdth w h i c h a l a r m clocks, u n w a t c h e d , c h a n g e headipiiirters? The explanation will not b e l o n g iu f o r t h c o m i n g ; if y o u a r e still r e a d i n g , re.ad o n . You a r e a w a k e n e d , if y o u a r e o n e of tliose i n on t h e s e c r e t , on t h e s e c l e a r , cool m o r n i n g s , b y h e a r i n g o n e a l a r m clock go off a f t e r a n o t h e r . Y o u p i n c h y o u r s e l f t o see w h e t h e r y o u a r e a w a k e ; a r e t h e r e so m a n y s t u d i o u s g i r l s a t Normal? J u s t t h e n t h e r e comes a g e n t l e k n o c k a t the door. "Girls, you must get up. I t is t i m e f o r t h a t b i r d t r i p . " Y'ou r e c o g n i z e t h e voice as G e r t r u d e ' s , a n d e v e r y t h i n g is c l e a r . "Ycjih," y o u a n s w e r s l e e p i l y , a n d r o l l o v e r for j u s t o n e m o r e l i t t l e n a p . One h o u r later you again awake, to h e a r t h e t r a i n i n g school clock s t r i k i n g six, t h e t i m e y o u h a d a g r e e d u p o n t o s t a r t . Y'ou j u m p madl.v o u t of b e d a n d into your clothes, t h i n k m o m e n t a r i l y xvliat a b l e s s i n g i t is t h a t y o u r h a i r is b o b b e d , a n d r u s h o u t of t h e b a c k d o o r j u s t iu time to catch Mr. U l m e r ' a u d a s m a l l grouxi of s l e e p y g i r l s a s t h e y s e t o u t ou t h e n i o r n i n g r a m b l e . T h r o u g h t h e woods, u p hill a n d d o w n d a l e , o n a n d on y o u t r a m p , finding n e w b i r d s a t e v e r y t u r n , u n t i l s e v e n o'clock, w h e n y o u d a s h b a c k to N o r m a l w i t h ro.sy c h e e k s a n d a r a v e n o u s a p p e t i t e . A f t e r s u c h a b i r d h i k e is t h e t i m e wdien a b r e a k f i i s t of p r u n e s , t h i c k t o a s t , c o r n fiiikes, n n d w e a k coffee r e a l l y c a n lie a p p r e c i a t e d . M a n y n o r m a l i t e s h a v e l e f t t h e i r room in d i s o r d e r a n d r e t u r n e d to find i t a p e r f e c t m e s s ; t h a t is e x a c t l y n o r m a l . I t is s o m e t h i n g o u t of a l l u n d e r s t a n d ing, h o w e v e r , to leave o n e ' s r o o m a perfect m e s s a n d r e t u r n to find i t i n p e r fect o r d e r . W i l l t h e p e r s o n s w h o g a v e ( H a d y s H a r m t h e shock of h e r life b y p u l l i n g off q u i t e t h e m o s t o r i g i n a l p r a c t i c a l j o k e over, p l e a s e r e v e a l tlieniselves! T h e g i r l s ' m e e t i n g on A p r i l 11 wiis d e c i d e d l y a w e l t e r of o p i n i o n s . The S e n i o r D a n c e h a s b e e n set f o r A p r i l 28. Thiit is also t h e d a t e of t h e J u n i o r P r o m a t S t a t e . T h e o n l y w a y t l i a t we could see to a r r a n g e m a t t e r s w a s t o w r i t e to Dr. T h o m a s i i s k i n g h i m t o p o s t p o n e t h e P r o m . Ever.yone is w a i t i n g w i t h assuriiuce his c o n s e n t t o do t h a t l i t t l e t h i n g for u s . Dormitory Rooms Going Fast for Summer School T h e r e ii re \er,y few rdiinis hd't f o r t h e l!IL':i s u m m e r sessidii. T h e sclinnl d d n i i i tdries hnve lieen iilniost eufirel.y ass i g n e d . P.efdre t h e n e x t i s s u e of N o r niiil T i m e s is off t h e jiress t h e e n t i r e t h r e e lldiirs, lidth of t h e W e s t iiiid of t h e E a s t d d r m i t o r . v , will b e e n t i r e l y lil led. T h e leciird s u m m e r s e s s i o n atteiKliince thiif we h n v e been iiiitici|iiitiiig Ims iidw been i i s s u r c d . T h e s(diddl n u t h o r i t i e s h a v e r e q u e s t e d t h e jicdple df L d c k lliiycn fo find p l e a s iint pliices for nf l e a s t :150 m o r e stud e n t s . Lock lliiveii is c o - o p e r a t i n g r o y al l.v. .Mnn.v (if t h e r e s i d e n t s w h o h a v e never under other circumstances t a k e n r o o m e r s h n v e oft'ered t h e u s e of s u n n y iddiiis in t h e i r h o m e s , so a s t o a s s i s t t h e sidiiidl in h o u s i n g p r o p e r l y a l l who wish tn c n m e . E v e n t h o u g h t h e d o r m i t o r y will b e filled l o n g b e f o r e t h e m i d dle of M a y , y e t t h e r e will b e p l e n t y of jdiices in t h e c i t y f o r C e n t r a l S t a t e ' s e n t i r e flock. S i n c e t h e Inst i s s u e of t h o N o r m a l Times registrations have come in from the following: Mnr.v A d a m , B r i s b i n , P a . Kvii Biiiley, M i l l h e i m . llilmii B e r g n i i i u , D a g u s !Miiies. (iliidys Bra.v, E a s t S m e t h p o r t . H e l e n B u r n s , Osceola M i l l s , P a . Miriam Burtnette, Juniata, Pa. norothy Campbell, Coburn, Pa. (Iriiee ('liiimliers, P e u f i e l d , P a . 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Rachel Hudson, W i n b u r n e , Pa. Naomi Jenks, Philipsburg, Pa. Geraldine Johnston, Philipsburg, Pa. Miiry K e p h a r t , D u n c a n s v i l l e , P a . Helen Lanzcl, St. Marys, P a . Ruth Larson, W. Moshannon, P a . Isabel L e e , S p r i n g M i l l s , P a . A n n a McGowan, Clarence, P a . Miiry M i l l a r d , M t . J e w e t t , P a . E. W . Miller, Center Hall, P a . Rosa M i l l e r , P o r t l a n d M i l l s , P a . M a r g u e r i t e Mix, D u k e Center, P a . Ciitherine M o n t g o m e r y , W i n b u r n e , Pa. Leroy Morrison, P o r t Matilda, P a . Myrtle Mountz, Duncansville, P a . Mary Nason, Julian, Pa. Metta Nelson, Oswayo, P a . H e l e n O t t , St. B o n i f a e i u s , P a . Lorina Peterson, Wilcox, Pa. Margaret Pctruskey, Brisbin, P a . Belle Pierce, Morrisdale, P a . (Continued on page 6) NORMAL NORMAL TIMES Xdriniil Times is pubUslKid at Coiilrul State Norniiil School, I.ock Hav(!n, Penna., by the student body as a whole. Tlie auliscription rate for this year is $1..')0. Address all communications to Amy I'eters, Business Manager, C. S. N. S., Lock Haven, Penna. Editor-in-CIiief Gertrude Harper Assistant Kditor Sylvia Breth Alumni Editor Louise Riiiliardson Associate Editors—Esther Agnew, Evelyn I('ritz, Graet; Ishler, Bernice Lord, Jean Halin, Mabel Honi, Emily Brown, Gladys Bettens, Theodore Sclireiber. Business Manager Amy Peters Associate Managers—Amelia Irist, Marie Smith, Neta Wliite, ,Tulia Coffey, Frieda Staiman, \'elina Ridge, Grayce Conpersmith, Ina Chapel, Ruth Malone, CathePiue Cooper, Louise Kintner, Maiie Moran, Guy Luclt. Faculty Malinger T. W. Trembath APRIL IH, 1!)2;! To Be Select, Select It is only too true that we cannot have everything iu the world; therefore, why not attempt to fake title only to the best? There is a best in nearly every phase of life; since we cannot have everything, why not take that? In the matter of time, be select in our choice of where and how to sjiend it. Remember, we have very little of it to spend. In the choice of books: There are millions of books in the world, yet you and I ciui read but a very few; wdsdom would seem to indicate selecting those that seem likely to leave something worth while in our lives, something desirable in our minds, something pleasurable in our recollections. Then, too, there are our friends. The people whom we might know are numbered also in millions; but there are only a few that we can take into our confidence, wdiom we can trust, enjoy, and continue to hiive faith in. Here, too, there is excellent wisdom in choosing slowly, choosing carefully, being select. In the variety shop that life is, with every counter littered with desirable odds aud ends, there are only a few things that we need, really need, to fill u\> the gaps in our lives. Pick carefully; pick thoughtfully; pick that which we lack and that wliich will wear niiiny, man.y days. Contentment, tluit quality of spirit which all of us, wdse and foolish, are seeking to purchase from life, is just another n.'ime for pride iu iiersouiil possessions. Pity those wdth friinticnlly littered lives. For yourself, possess yourself only of worthy jiossessions; be select. Tomb Hunting All ears and e.ves are turned eiisfwiird these da.ys as a company of discoverers or exjilorcrs open the tombs of Eg.ypf to see wdiiit they can find. Tliey have found mumniies of kings, rulers of Egyjit, and of animals; they have found diverse stones, pottery, designs, nnd imiiges. Suppose thiit explorers should take if upon fhemselyes, consider it of suflieieiit importiince, to oiien the tomb of a C. S. N. S. student five hundred years from now. It would not be a king that should greet them, but a learned student of profound ability, this would be evident from the look upon her face. They should find, also, but a pet cat, street car tickets, and perhaps a ship tlint you sail in the air. Her tomb would be lined in gorgeous plain white on all four sides, wdth a space in each wall, large enough for an ordinar.y person to pass through, for a door. The exquisite furniture would consist of a table—lined with books, pencils and jiiipers, orange skins, etc.; a chair—her own wooden, straightbacked chair; and perhiips a trunk. Upon closer exiiniination of the inner, secret chambers of her tomb one would see pictures, ciirefully filed and indexed, of Mr. MacDougall, Miss Y'ale, Miss Himes, nnd others; a bell with the iiiime "Belvie" on the handle, wdiose ring is loud enough to waken any mortal, dead or alive, a basketball, a volleyball, and a tennis racket upon her left liand; and, in her right hand, plenty of money, evenly divided between the Arbor and the movies. Her robe would be lined within and without with medals, sorority pins, engagement rings, and merit badges. At her feet would be a petition for shorter days and longer vaciitions, and inscribed uiion the wall—"I worked, I worked, I worked—because, I had to." Interesting relics they would be of semi-barbarous customs! Now You Chase Me! TIMES SENIOR CLASS PLAY PRESENTED (Continued from pasfe 1) Mretli, who we are sure, felt jierfeidl.v at ease heliiiug |ie(i])le because, oh, well, thiit's what Lib usuall.y does. Juliii I'endleton, the regular little fairy in the home, was well taken li.v Katherine Cawle.v. Didn't Kay look nnfuriil in her environment? We nlmost thought we were in C. S. N. S. instead of at Viissiir. It gave us a sort of satisfied feeling to see her and Jimmy McBride find the happy ending. Of course, you know who was the irrepressible Jimmie—why, Marcy, of course. He was good and so screamingly funn.v that we liked him immediafel.y. His sister, Sally McBride, was iinother bright light and quite natural, too. For this iiiirt was done to perfection by our own Gertrude Harper. It is enough to just see Gertrude on the stiige, but when she has a good part aud Hues to siieiik there is none better. And she just suited the fastidious Mrs. Pendleton who was porfriived b.y Emil.v Brown. We think special comment is due to Emil.v for she took that jinrf in less fliiiii a week's notice. You saw how well she did it, too. She gave one more evidence of what brains can do. lliizel Johnson made a comfortable Mrs. Semple with her quaint iiccenf and her deliciously humorous manner. We all liked her iind the reason we did was due to Hazel's imtting real effort into the iiarf. And wasn't Helen Kinney good as Carrie? No, we're not forgetting the funny little oi'iihans in their- blue checked gingham. It's surprising what kids some Normal Seniors are! Do you know that it made us feel so sorry for the little waifs Mhen Mrs. Lippett ordered them around that we wanted fo be DaddyLong-Legs to all of them so they'd liave some fun, too! They were such real kiddies. And Mrs. Lijipeft as done by Ildithe Ashe was splendid from her wdggly top knot to her deeply flounced skirt. She was just such an orphan's home matron as we hope no child will ever have to endure. And that is ii Cdinplinient to Edithe's acting. "Cheese it—here they come! Those fierce Trustees with their many and Viiried types of facial decdriitions. Wouldn't they make your heart falter if you had to have tlieni around ever.v month? That is because they acted their parts so well. But every Senior in and out of the pltiy took his p a r t well or there would not have been a play. We'd hate to make you too conceited Seniors, but we've heard it said tliat this play was one of the finest pieces of co-operative effort ever done b,y a class iu this or any other Normal. We can't help thinking, though, that if Miss (iabriel had not been the splendid and thoughtfully human director she is, even Seniors would have fallen down on their jiiirts—then wdiere would the pla.y have been? Three cheers for our Miss Gabriel! Three cheers for '2,3! Dear Norinal Times: Today finds me with nothing crazy on my mind, so I cannot attend English class. Everything seems dark and dreary since I received that iiormiilogrinih telling me that my great-greiit-griindfather, while rollerskating in Czeeho-Sloyakia, had the misfortune to die. If I did not have music class today, I should attend the funeral. Then, too, I jiromised to play golf on the campus this afternoon with President Ibirding. Radiograph!! Another thing that has had a depressWe just found out incidentally that these former graduates are playing the ing effect ou me is Mr. Trembath's lateteaching game with an exceiitioiiiilly ly contracted spasms in verse. He is tr,yiug to turn us into something almost high batting average: as good as Am.v Lowell, whose vers libre Helen Walters, '22. put me into bed for si.x weeks. He has Florence Marolf, '22. no use for automobiles, though, for he Marian Vanderbilt, '21. is always telling us to use our feet. Marion Buehler, '22. What feet have to do with vers is more Madeline Fiedler, '21. than Amy or I can explain. Marguerite Donlin, '22. Hoping you cheer me up, dear NorLaura Dolan, '22. mal Times, I remain, Eva Belle Lovell, '21. Yours forever, Priscilla Williams, '21. NORMA LITE. Alma Sissler, '22. IN THE MAIN HALL Helen DeGabricl, '21. E. M.—"Hm; smells like cabbage." Sara Peterman, '21. Miss Shaw—"What are they having H. C.—"No, it's burnt peanuts." Grace Brooks, '21. tonight?" L. H.—"More like turnips to me." Rhoda McCartney, '21. E. M.—"Dress rehearsal, I believe." E. M.—"Right, girls, right; we're al There are a great many other stars. Miss Shaw—"I was speaking of dinright. Spanish rice." We're just waiting to hear about them. ner." SUMMER SESSION DEVELOPMENTS since the luibliciition of the suinnier session issue of the Normal Times there have been a number of occurrences that will he df interest to all who ]iropose cnming fo ('eiitral State this next summer. A numlier of new teachers have been engaged, several entertainment features added or defiiiitel,y scheduled, a public idayground is to be hicated ou the Norniiil grounds, nnd a number of ntliletic contests iindertaken. .Miss -Mniedii .Ma.v .Iiinne.v, nf the f'iiciilt.y (if the Inst summer session, iibdiit whose return nnthing definite could be learned before fhe last Normal Times went to jiress, has accepted her summer contriict, and will be in charge of the same courses as in the ]il22 session, iliss Eleanor ilarkle will also be back, and will agiiin teach the fifth and sixth giiides in fhe demonstration school. It was announced in the summer session Times that she would not return, but the stiitement was erroiiedus. .Miss lioegge, also, will be again with us, teacliing methods in arithmetie. .Miss Howe, training teacher iu charge of grades four and five in our training school, will be in cliiirge of methods courses. Witli the exception of Miss Heaton and Miss Markle, the wdiole faculty nf last year's session will be on the job. To fill the vacancy in fhe demonstration school caused by Miss Heafoii's decision not to return, Mr. Drum has engiiged Miss Leona Scott, principal of fhe Western School, of Millville, N. J., a graduate of Trenton State Normal School, who hus for a number of summers been a demonstration teacher .-it the Ocean City, N. J., summer school. R. W. Hoxworth, Scout Executive of Clinton County, and forinerl.y executive of scouting at Norristown, Pa., wdll have charge of the Boy Scout work that will be given here this summer. This wdll include firemaking, camii cooking, pi-iicfical campcraft, and other scout activities, and wdll be practical work. That is to say, fhe work of the course will be so managed that a certain amount of camp life and camp cooking wdll be possible. For the courses in Campfire Girl Leuderaliip i l r . Drum has succeeded in securing from the national headiiuiirters of the Girl Scout inovement, in New Y'ork City, Miss Florence Heintz, a graduate of the University of Chicago and of Teachers' College, Columbia University. Miss Heintz, a former teacher of art at the (Jrand Rapids, Mich., Higli School, was induced by the board of education of that city to act as campfire girl executive for the city of Grand Rapids, and served in that capacity for several years. From there she was taken into the national headquarters of the moyemeiif, and has been there for the past two .years. After the completion of her work here this summer, she is to become one of their chief field worker.s, working out of the New Y'ork Cif.y nlhces. The work that she offers is also td be prncticiil in its nature, and the students who enroll in the course will learn some of the details of campfire girl leadership by actiuilly doing wdiat a trooi) has to do, including, as in the (Continued on page 6i NORMAL APPROPRIATE LETTER TO MOTHER One Week Before the Marks Go Home Dearest J l o t h e r : The box of eats came just in time to save me; I was practically starved. Wc get good eats here but they couldn't e(|Uiil ynurs. and. naturally, it is sometimes mighty hard on nie. Then, this week was test week, and of course I study so very hnrd that I feel weak by evening. Oh! you have no idea how we girls relished the cake; and as for those Lebanon bologna sandwiches, well, I reall.y cnuldu't find a crumb left five minutes iifter we attacked the box. As I wtis saying, this was test week. What a horrid week it has been, too! I hnve worked so hard this semester that I just don't know how I've avoided a nervous breakdown, and even then I'm afraid I flunked those tests. The tennis courts a r e in good shape now, too, and I haven't had time to get a bit of exercise tliere either. Mother, ynu remember when I came down here I thought Normal School would be a cinch and i phinned all sorts of things to do to puss away the time? Vou kudw hdw .you thought I would have a Int of work to do and you warned me not to overwork? Well, I've often wondered whether I wouldn't have acknowledged long ago that I do sometimes work very hard. I spend a lot ot time on m.y lessons, but I'm so afraid 1 won't get through all my subjects. These teachers do mark too hard. You know in High School I alwnj's got high markg except in Math and Latin, (I want to capitalize tn attract attention), and of course Mr. Brant and Miss Hickdft were regular cranks about niiirking. Now, if I don't hnve ns many t\vo's ou m.y card as ynu think 1 should or as you would like me to have, just remember 1 have some of the highest marks gotten by any nf fhe class. If Diid connihiins, you remind him that I am rather inclined to be nervous, iiud if 1 work a bit harder I'll have a nervous breiikdown. 1 think m.y health comes before lessons every time; am I right? If I feel real nervous I just have tn leave m.y work for awhile, so I go to one of the girls' rooms and talk. I do almost iinything to get a change. If I wouldn't I wiiuld long ago have Illlll to come home to rest, then I would miss Sd much wnrk tliat I could never niake it iqi. Now, dear, if .you see low marks on m.y card, please remember 1 itm working hard, ns hard as my health will allow. Oh! I shduld tell yon, I have Inst ten puiinds; 1 onl.y weigh one hundred and eighf,v-fivo now. Your loving daughter, JANIE, P. S. I won't need that money this week. L. H.—"I think it would be a good idea to have round tables in the dining rnnni ; 1 never can hear what they are saying up at the other end of the t,able." II. D.—"No, you don't; we'd never get a square meal tlien." TIMES IMPOSSIBLE, B U T Your Idea in Suits— Suits Us, and Our Prices Will Suit You! When you come here for c l o t h e s w h a t e v e r you have in mind is more i m p o r t a n t to us than how much you h a v e in your pocket. If you wouldn't w e a r a brown suit for a minute—we d o n ' t w a s t e a minute on brown. We feel t h a t our customers a r e intelligent men who have minds of their own and t h a t i t ' s up to us to mind our own business and produce w h a t you w a n t if we can —or apologize if we cannot. Today—it woulcJ be hard to suggest a pattern, model or price that we cannot get together with you on—to your entire satisfaction. Michael-Stern Value First Suits $ 2 5 up Hart Schaffner and Marx Suits $ 3 0 up WILSON e SHAFFER Money's Worth or Money Back COMING EVENTS SOUNDS FROM CAST SHADOWS THE SUBWAY Excitement prevails over the dormitories. Usuiillj- iifter a vacation everyone is unwilling fo settle down to work again, and ou the first night or two many shed tears of self-pity. But what we hear now is, "Only nine more weeks! Onl.v nine more weeks, and I'll bo through forever!" That is wh.at the seniors are saying, as they bustle around, priicficiug that look of complete wisdom flint the.y must soon be wearing. The juniors have that spring-is-come hnik on their faces, and are talking iibout what they "will do this summer. The seniors, bowed down with the weight of it, must think of wdiat they must do from now on. Just think, seniors, iissuiuing tliat .you know how—that your good times iit C. S. N. S. a r e about oyer. Soon you will be forced tn be dignified, self-reliant, Illlll, nliove all, self-sup)iorting. Ah, seniors! when ye become self-supporting next wdiiter, won't you please renienilier us who are learning out of ynur nld notebooks? Once in a wdiile, remeinliering the ennditious of tho gnnd old days, send us a box mit iiretzels und peanuts. We, the seniors-to-be, will call dnwn blessings u]Hin .you, and perhaps, if wc ciiii siiilicieiitl.y reform our present habits, we may even, some time, send you a post card conveying our tlinnks, a n d felling .you how much we eiijo.ved eiiting them in the dark. Onr s.vnipathies to little .lean. Who's iilways tr.ving to get lean; To bnb.v Gus, wdio wants the moon But only gets to scriipe the spoon; To Ilildii bravo, who never said, "My carpet's not a bit too r e d " ; '(Jause she wants I's, to Alva Bell, Who onl.v gets—what she won't tell. We, the Ila.vrdomers, publicl.y admonish the inliiibitiints of the dormitor.v, all and sundry, for their exceeding iioiKdialance in matters that intimatel.v coiicen niir welfare and general felicif.y. The npiiended minutiae are, we feel, nf siiHicicnt weight to justify no slight degree of eluillitinn ou our part: 1. You, the dorm students, all and sundry, do unite in your efforts to vitiate our progress b.v monopolizing teachers and reference books; 2. You, the dorm students, each and all, do obfuscate our horizon ou all too frequent occasions by satisfying your gregarious instincts in tho immediate yicinit.v of the da.yronni windows. 3. Y'ou, the dorm students, jointly and severally, either injudiciously or with egotistic disregard for the common good, do satisfy your epicurean propensities without bound or limit, thus Iiersisteutl.y exhausting tho Beanery's reiierfory, and e(|iiiill,y persistently miiteriall.y disliirhing that salubrious condition (if (iiir interiors requisite fo effective full enjoyment of life, health, and the pursuit of learning. In monosyllabic English, these are diir ludsf aggrnviited objectidiis tn yniir intolerable striduliitions. We insist that, without compelling recourse tn any ultimatum, you iusfantlj- cease, desist, discnntinue, nnd hereafter refriiin from these and all similar siicinlogic impositions. Although, when the spring flowers are comiuenciug to bud and the tennis courts are sending a call to tennis lovers, it is impossible to read every article listed here as worthy of consideration, yet i t is not impossible to glance through this column fo select one article that will be useful now, or wdiich can be referred to when teaching hero or elsewhere. Interior Decoration, by Helen Kones, in the April Good Housekeeping, mjiy be valuable as supplementary reading for art classes. The report of fhe National Department of Superinteudeiico may be of some help to those who are aspiring to the management of schools. It is to be found in the March School Life, a publication containing national educational information. Normal Instructor and P r i m a r y Plans always has at least one article of especial interest to everyone. I n the April number a r e : Simplification of Percentage Teaching, by E. L. Countrym a n ; The Mourning Dove, by Marie Ellis Hcgler; Lexington and the Minufenien, by Edwin Worthen, and Photographs from the Lexington Historical Society. Psychology students may be interested ill The Savage Stage, from Eight to Twelve, by Ruth Danenhower Wilson, in the last McClures. The same magazine has another rather unusual .article, How Our Forefathers Settled a Turkish Problem, by David Henderson, a true story of an adventuresome American captured in a Moslem city. Then for your own satisfaction would .von not care to know wdiat Albert Bushnell Hart has to say about W h a t We (Jwe to fhe Puritans? Has the debt-tothe-Puritiin idea been overdone? Both this and The Colhipse of Education in Soviet Russia are in the April Current History. While one is thinking of life in Europe, he may find time to give Germany a thought. A Glimpse of the Lives of (iernian Women, in The Woman's Press, suggests that foreigners wdio are visiting in and reporting on Germany toda.v may not be visiting the real Germaii.y, the (:ieriniiny outside of Berlin nnd the fashionable resorts, wdiere real (Germans may be found living real lives. Frank Tannenbaum's article on the Ku Klux Klan, in the April Centur.y; Vice President Coolidge's discussion of the Iiosition of Massachusetts in the United Stiites, in the recent Natinniil (leogrii]ihic ; Riidin Achievements in R>'ceiit 'I'eiirs, iu the last Current Histor.v; nil these are suggestive of the ]ilentitude (if infdnniitiiin that conies to the niiigiiziiie render. I.iist, but jierhiiiis of greatest general interest: What Is America's Favorite llynin.' Is it yours? What would ynu siip)iose it to be? The real answer is in the April Etude, in fhe short article nn The Rnniauce of Hymns aud Tunes. Get the iniigiizine habit. Like the bobbed-haired girl, i t may eontiiin very little of a lot of the things you are inE. A. (opening her lunch)—"X^ics terested in, but what it has is mighty again! There's no end to pies at our well worth knowing and certainly up to house!" the last minute; if you can keep uii C. McC—"How irould there be ? They with it, you are in for a general educa11111 ke 'em round." tion before you are finished. f I NORMAL &Zi Jewelers and Opticians We are now in our new location in the Opera House Block. We invite you to call and inspect our new stock and up-to-date Jewelry. LOCK HAVEN, PA. Misplaced Articles Though it may seem impossible to think that Coppersmiths have any work in wdiich a Cherry may be particularly useful, yet, at C. S. N. S., oddities are not unusual. However, this work of these Coppersmiths is not as most coppersmiths, and that of the Cherry is far from the business of cherries; both do the same kind of work. The cliief occupation of the two Coppersmiths and the Cherry for fhe past two or three weeks has been to keep one or two persons busy hunting for the articles these lassies purposely misplace. Of course some things such as a college pillow, a waste p.aper basket, nu umbrella, a suitcase, or books; and rolled newspapers are not hard to find Avhen tucked under bed covers, these articles are merel.y hard to pile out of bed in times to feel comfortable when the lights go out. The articles t h a t are hard to find, especially if ono plans to get a good night's rest are those like a tack hammer, a comb, or a few thin slices of onion. It was very convenient for file one party, receiving practically all the benefits nf the three workmen's labor, that the lights did not go out too soon after discoveries were made, for perhaps one or two persons would have hud nightmare. Wouldn't those three persons have been sorry for thoir actions, if a t midnight a nightmare of another would have aroused them from their peaceful sleep? Tho day of judgment may not be far off, so bo careful! Hetty Staver announces that she can write poetry. We j u s t dare her t o ! TIMES US A N D O T H E R S Lois Stephens, of Woodland, was the guest of Amelia List over the week-end. Miss Stephens was a classmate of the local delegation of Irvona girls, and was royally entertained by them. We hope she liked us well enough to repeat the visit. Gertrude Dolan, who was quarantined in her room until it was definitely ascertained t h a t she had been unaffected by her exposure to scarlet fever, has been released. When the doctor saw her queer actions after being set free, he remarked that he thought he ought to put her in for twenty days more in order to be sure that she was all right. Miss Myrtle Seyler, of Salona, visited Caroline McCliutick and Genevieve Bicker on April 4. Grace English spent the Easter holidays wdth relatives in Camden and Philadelphia. The dii.yroom gang, with few exceptions, has been spending this past week playing ball on the west campus. They need the practice, it is apparent. Elsie Furst has the last thing worth mentioning in the line of swollen jaws. Vincent Schreiber, kept at home wdth mumps during and after the holiday period, returned to school on Monday, Ernest Schrot returned to school on April 10. Wednesdiiy, April 4. He insists that he We extend our sympathy to Annie did not develop the mumps with any idea of extending his Easter vacation. Wise. Due to the serious condition of her eyes, she has had to discontinue her Mac unfortunately hung up a piece studies, and has returned to her home of his coat (we say coat, because we do ill South Williamsport. not wdsh to be more specific) on a nail Thelma Snyder has again joined the the other day. A few minutes later he was discovered rushing toward the train- dayroom gang. Was it this spring ing school, informing the world at large weather, Thelma? that he did not wdsh to be detained, Lucretia Summers surprised the wdiole because he was hunting Miss Lockhart. crowd recently, aud turned most of Guy Luck and Charles Herbster came in on April 4, each carrying a large bunch of trailing arbutus. They were in great demand in the main hall that evening, but very little of the arbutus found its way into the west dorm. What is wrong, girls? Out of practice? Mary Mowrer returned from her vacation wdth her first case of swelled liead. I t subsided rapidly as her cold was remedied. them green with envy, wdion she announced that she had just accepted an invitation to siiend the summer in Europe. She has made no definitely detailed plans for the triji, but expects to sail some time early in May. Wish we could add to our education that way, too. Here is hoping that you have a pleasant trip, Lucretia, and good luck all the waj-. Bertha Burt is back ou the job again, liaviug been held at home by illness. Miss Yale also realizes t h e need of Now that we are all here again, start men around the Normal school; on Mon- something, sonieone, before Bertha day night she allowed all who wished thinks she has t o ! to do so to go down to the Martin to On Thursdaj' evening, March 22, the see Clarence. students gave a farewell party to Mrs. Mildred Stonemetz developed a case Gage, who has resigned her position as of scarlet fever on Saturday, April 7. dietitian here, and who will move out She was moved a t once to the third of the dormitories on the first of April. floor of the east dorm, as far from all Mr. Gage and Lewis were included, for other students as possible, and placed the whole family will be missed from under quarantine. Strenuous measures tlie life of the dorm. were taken to prevent the spread of the (iriice Ishler siieiit a recent week-end disease, the boys even being required to move to the rooms on the first floor. with Catherine Cooper at the latter's Tt was imiiossible to locate a nurse to home in Loganton. take charge of the case, so Mildred's Philili Forcey and Lucy Stone, of mother was sent for. Fortunately, the Woodland, surprised Ella Forcey wdien case was a very light one. After a week they dropped in to see her Sund.ay afin quarantine, she was removed to her ternoen. Don't come in unexpectedly home by auto, with the sanction of the next time, please; Ellii gets too much state health department, to wait out the excited. term of her quarantine. Bernice Lord returned on Saturday, Edith Burgeson, Ciitherine Deveriiux, April 7, having been held up a t home Anne Peters, and Winifred Patterson long enough to teach a French class in returned late from vacation. Their the Emporium High School for a week, causes for del.'iy were fully satisfactory llnw did you like the profession, —to them. Bernie .' Our ciuict little Eleanor Eobb was It is rumored through the dining taken out to dinner on Wednesday, room thiit affer April 17 a speci.al table April 4, by her aunt, Mrs. F . A. Eobb. will be set, not as a training table, uur Judging by the package of sweets that for those who wish to get out hiking or she brought back, .her aunt knows just Jilaying tennis, but simply fo make it how to treat a niece going to Central ]iossible for Marcella Burt, Loretta State. Funk, Beatrice Van Zandt, and Warren Iva Livingston spent her vacation in McCarty to eat as much as they wish without getting embarrassed. Clearfield, visiting her friends. COPYRIGHT 8Y JHTERWOVEK STOCKINQ C0UP1UI9 Smartest Styles in Clothing and Furnishings At Moderate Prices Society Brand Clothes Mallory Hats Earl & Wilson Shirts Interwoven Hose Ladies' Weldrest Hose Hickoff & Weaver The Store That Appreciates Quality Shoe Repairing J. F. TORSELL BELLEFONTE AVE. Students Assist in Near East Relief A talk coiifiiining a note of unusual aiipeal for the relief of the needs of orjihiin children in the Near East was given in chapel April 9 by Dr. M. P . Krikorian, a native Armenian. Dr. Krikorian, an exceptionally interesting speaker, wdiose sincerity at all times was iiarticularly evident, told of the high Christian and intellectual standards of his fellow countrymen, a n d of the iuhumau freiitmeut that t h e y have been accorded af the hands of t h e Turks. Because of constant savage massacres, his country has become ,a l a n d of oriihans, a land of hungry orphans, for there, were few left to provide for file thousands that must be fed. I t was in behalf of these children that D r . Krikorian made his appeal for funds to carry on the organized relief work of the Near East Relief. Envelopes were distributed to each person present. Tho appeal evidently went home, for when they were collected, the following morning in ehapel, a total of more than $60 was obtained, which was forwarded by Mr. Drum. T h e receipt ackuowdedging the money has been for some days posted in the book room. NORMAL Plan to Lunch AT F. I. TITUS Just Off the Campus HOME AND COOKING GROCERIES Brion's New Studio 21 South Fairview Street Fitted with latest and modern equipment Special Rates to Schools SUMMER SESSION DEVELOPMENTS (Continued from page 3) case of the bo.ys, a certain amount of actual camping out. Seumas McManus, the author of Donegal Fairy Stories and other Irish folk tales, is to appear here in readings from his stories during the summer. Dallas Lore Sharp, writer of Watcher in the Woods, Beyond the Pasture Bars, and other nature tales, is also to be here during the session. Mr. Vanarsdale, from his New Jersey home, is arranging a number of baseball games for the summer's team. On the schedule he proposes games with the Altoona Apprentice School, Clarion Summer Normal, and Bloomsburg Summer School. He hopes to have at least one game weekly arranged before tho opening of the session. One r.afher attractive feature of this summer's surroundings will be the location liomewhere on the school grounds of a full.v equipped public playground. The probable location will be just beyond the gymnasium, this side of the orcliiird that many of you recall. The Lock liuveii Lodge of Elks is to oee to it that the ground is equipped witf everything in the way of play apparatus that a youngster's heart could wish, and the normal school wdll see to it that the grounds are open to the children of the cit.y, under the general directiiin of the pnysical triuning department, at all hours of the play day. The appia'iitits wdll be installed, of course, for the use of the children, not of the summer session adults, but the general playground activities wdll iifford no small number of ideas for playground use a t school to those who watch for them, and a general color and hustle to the whole summer school atmosphere. .Summer school is an oddity in educational thought, isn't it? In the best sense of both nouns, it is a vacation at school. II. S.—"Poets are born and not made." B. S.—"Say, I wasn't blaming you." TIMES US cs, OTHERS THE LOONY REPORTER Tot Schenck stopped at the school on Sunday, April 8. She was on her way home from a house party at Bucknell, and could not resist the impulse to hunt uii her ohl friends and fell them all iibout it. Annie Wise and Martha Fillman, they are not man and wife so much any more. The.y have removed their dormitor.v lodgings away from each other together. Mr. Cage, he wants to know whether all this moving it is a reward Sara llanuii put in her first April for good behavior or a demerit, but we week-end at State College, iitfending the think it is six for the one nnd a half a dozen for the other. Civil Engineers Hop. Orbisonia it has il nice long name, Helen Mantle entertained her mother, but Benovo it had the nice long score from Oval, on Ajiril o and 6. We are when fhey went to the shower baths. certain that she en.ioyed the Senior So many of our juniors have joined Play as much as we did. Mr. Ulmer's Audubon Society that we Weiuers were welcome wittles nt table think maybe we will have some nice D2 last Wednesday. Helen Mantle flighty times this spring yet. heeded Esther's plea, and brought extra Gret Willianis, she is back in the paA* platters, so as to make if possible for per again. This time she is wanting her to put on a little weight. Keep an we should not say a word about Safefje.ye on Esther; it wdll be interesting if Last. the treatmeut works. Lucretia Summers' light outeiied itMiirie Howe, whom illness forced out self at half past seven on Monday night. Branch of school before the holida.ys, is now at It just could not stand seeing her work so much. the Clearfield Hospital, recovering from Marcella Burt's mother she came to an operation for appendicitis. see Marcella just a little wdiile ago, and DORMITORY ROOMS GOING Mrs. Trembath is taking an extended now just before Easter her brother, FAST FOR SUMMER SCHOOL vacation; wherefore Mr. Trembath has Harold, he comes along to see that Mar(Continued from page 2) been eating for some time iit the facul- cella she gets home schnell. Marcella, Leona Rader, Drifting, Pa. ty table. is it maybe something that we should Mildred Bevels, Atlas, Pa. Ellen Ehoads, Dunlo, Pa. Easter flowers, and yet more flowers! know J'OU have not told us? George Eothrock, Bellefonte, Pa. Sall.v Hiiiina she had to wear her hair A few of us on second floor were kept Eussel Heisli, Spring Mills, Pa. busy watering them for a wdiile. Gosh! up with pins during the Easter vacation, Scott Schilling, Nisbet, Pa. because her father he had a decided set it seems like years ago. Euth Schrot, Clearfield, Pa. against bobbed-hair flappers. Being Miss Butler was prevented from meetMar.v Sebastian, Locust Gap, Pa. as he is still innocent that her hair is ing her classes on April 4 and ~>, due to Helen Secor, Bidgway, Pa. shorn, Sallj' she could not bear to cause an attack of laryngitis. Students conKatherine Shannon, Houtzdale, Pa. him suffering. Now, is not that a nice, ducted the periods. JIary Shannon, Morrisdale, Pa. thoughtful daughter? Margaret Sinclair, Houtzdale, Pa. On April 12 Frederick Hunter and Jo Sweeny she had her picture took Sara Spadafore. Victor Haney got up at 4:30 aud went coining the hill down on skis. And she Grace Starline, Beaverdale, Pa. for a run up the boys' glen. They did not have her picture took wdien she Carrie Straw, Kermoor, Pa. intend to keep this up daily. A number did just stoii coming the hill down. Balpli Sweeney, Spring Mills, Pa. of recruits have joined their health Miss Avery she has pussywillows all Salvador Tiracorda, Madera, Pa. crusade. Also commencing the same over the library, except only the card Anna Valyo, Bitumin, Pa. day eight girls appeared on the tennis catalogue in. Ardessa Viehdeffer, Drifting, Pa. courts at 5:30. How do you put two Spring has been here several days alKuth Ward, Leolyii, Pa. and two together? ready. The mothballs, fhey do no longer Elizabeth Williams, Julian, Pa. rise up into the air to greet you. Mr. Anna Daugherty spent Thursday of her vacation at East Ferney. On her Drum ill his healthy talks to hearty stuDiphtheria Week return triii she succeeded in dropping dents he has not yet said that a mothball a day saves a stitch in time, but Nearly every week of the year by her jiass from the wdndow. The conthis time has been assigned to some sort ductor must have been impressed by maybe he wdll yet. of drive or other. We have had Laugh her tale, for he put her off the train H. B.—"J'see the book I'm writing?" Week, Better English Week, and a and allowed her to chase it back along F. P.—"Fiction, science, history, or dozen other vaieties. The latest to dethe track for two miles or thereabouts. velop is Diphtlieria Week, which was He allowed her to take the next train wdiat?" the week of April 8. Dr. Critchfield, the home, also, refusing to wait himself. II. B.—"Nojie! n o t e — f r Miss Himes." medical inspector of Central State, told us of it during the chapel exercises on Tuesday, April 10. Dr. Critchfield brought with him Dr. McCreary, a representative of the State Medical Society and of the PennsylLOCK HAVEN, PA. vania State Boiird of Health, who spoke on the Prevention of Diphtheria. Among other things, he stated that the mortality rate from diphtheria, especially among children, is causelessly high; that through the use of diphtheria Designated Depository anti-toxin, provided that it be used immediately upon the discovery of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. first symptoms, fhe mortality rate City of Lock Haven. among children can be reduced to less than one per cent. Dr. McCreary disLock Haven School District. cussed briefly the nature, causes, and Central State Normal School. means of prevention of the disease, and urged the duty of all parents, teachers, and others to become sufllciently fami3% I N T E R E S T PAID O N SAVINGS DEPOSITS liar wdth the disease as to help reduce the number of cases to the minimum. Lunches Soda Ice Cream Norris Chocolates Page & ShawCandies Achenbaeh's CLINTON T R U S T CO. Capital $200,000 Surplus $80,000 NORMAL TIMES 1(1 lie fiiunil ill t h e s t i i t e ; i f ,voii d o u b t CENTRAL STATE FINDS it, s e t t l e tluise d d u b f s b y r e f e r r i n g t o n y uf t h e t e a m s t h a t w e n t u p a g a i n s t POSITIONS FOR ITS GRADUATES atlieiii. H i l l i n g Netti's a b s e n c e Euth Placement Service a Real Benefit The service of Ceiitriil State fo its graduates never censes. Your Alma Muter follows you info your field of teaching tr.ving fo find out how you are gelting along and (i]ieiiiiig eonstantl.v to you its professional inspiriition and assistance. We have just iis great iin interest in your success as a teacher as wo liad in your accomplishmeiits as ii student. One of the best eyiilem-es of this continuous service iind iiiteiest is our effort to iiroperl.v jiliice Central State Normal graduates in the best systems of schools in the state. The crowning climax in your work at Central State comes on the day you affix your signature to the contract t h a t gives you your coveted iiosition. We help every student to realize this great snfisfaction. (iriiiii|iiiiii, l l u i i l i i i g d o i i , l l a z l e t o u , H u l l fax, llomestead, Iryoiiii, Jeiiiudte, Jolinstown, Jessu[i, Kiinc, Kittaiiiiiiig, Lelianon, L a u r i d t o n , Lewisburg, Lancast e r , L o p e z , l.iiiisford, L i i p o r t e , L i i f r o b e , L u f h e r s b u r g , Ij.ykeiis, L e i s e n r i n g , J b i honiiigton, ileiidville, Monongahelii, i l o n e s s e n , J l e r c e r s b u r g Academy, McK e e s Rocks, M c . M l i s t e r v i l l e , M o u n t A l t o , Mercer, Milton, M a h a n o y City, McKees|i(irt, Miiiersyille, M c V e y t o w n , McClellantduu, :\It. l'lea.siiiit, Madera, ilifHinburg, Middleburg, Munhall, Montrose, McConnellsburg, Mefaiuoras, Jliddlefown, Nanficoke, New Kensington, New Castle, Nazareth, Northampton, Norristown, New Bright o n , O l d F o r g e , Olypliiiut, O b e r l i n , O r e field, P e c k v i l l e , P i t t s t o n , P h o e n i x v i l l e , Pittsburgh, Punxsutawney, Peufield Last .year maii.v of our graduates were P o t t s t o w n , P o t t s v i l l e , P a l m c r t o n , B e placed in fhe best s.ystems of schools n o v o , R e a d i n g , R o a r i n g S p r i n g , S h a m o in the state. Our service reached Ash- k i n , S h e u i i n d o i i h , S t e e l t o n , S a y r e , S o u t h ley, Altoona, Austin, Allentown, Arch- W i l l i a m s i i o r t , S t a t e C o l l e g e , S i n n a r a a bald, Abington, Ambridge, Ashliind, h o n i n g , S h a r o n , S u n b u r y , S h i n g l e h o u s e , Brookville, Bradford, Bellefonte,-Belle S o u f h i n o n t , S a l i x , S w i s s d a l e , S m i t h f i e l d , Vernon, Butler, Brownsville, Bedford, S m e t h p o r t , Sf, ]\bir,ys, T i o n e s t a , T,yrone, Brockport, Bethlehem, Benezette, Cou- T i i r e i i t u m , T u n k h a n n o e k , T h r o o i i , T a y dersport, Crosb}', Carnegie, Chambers- lor, T o w a n d a , T u r t l e C r e e k , U n i o n t o w n , burg, Carlisle, Conshohocken, Carbon- L^]i|ier Darli.y, W i n d b e r , Washingfon, dale, Chester, Charleroi, Connellsville, Wa.ynesburg, Williamsport, WilkesClearfield, Conemaugh, Coatesville, CoBarre. raopolis, Carmel, DuBois, Dickson Cify, This year in assisting o u r s t u d e n t s Darby, Danville, Donora, Duumore, Doylestown, Driftwood, Dormont, DUAV- a n d f o r m e r g r a d u a t e s fo t h e b e t t e r p o son, Duquesne, Easton, Ellwood City, s i t i o n s , t h e p l a c e m e n t s e r v i c e w i l l r e a c h Ebensburg, Erie, Emporium, Franklin, eyer,y c o u n t y , c i t y , b o r o u g h , a n d t o w n Frecport, Girard College, Glenside, s h i p s u p e r i n t e n d e n t and supervising Greensburg, Glen Lyon, Gettysburg, p r i n c i p a l i n t h e s t a t e , GIRLS' BASKETBALL SQUAD DISBANDS FOR SEASON (Continued from page 1) t h e b e s t shot ou t h e t e a m , liotli f r o m t h e floor a n d f r o m t h e f o u l l i n e , a n d h e r absence was sorely felt for t h e bala n c e of t h e g a m e s . S h e h a s t h o s e c u t e l i t t l e wa.vs t h a t t a k e a b a l l p a s t , a r o u n d , over, u n d e r , i n an3- wiij- t h a t s h e d o e s n ' t expect it, b y a n d away from a n opposing guard and thence into the basket. Look a t h e r scoring record for t h r e e g a m e s , o n e of w h i c h s h e p h i y e d a g a i n s t K a n e , o u r t o u g h e s t o p p o n e n t , 100 p e r cent p r e s e n t ; one, against Bellefonte h e r e , h o p p i n g a r o u n d on o n e f o o t , t h e other dragging behind h e r ; a n d one, a g i i i n s t B e l l e f o n t e also, u p t h e r e , wdien s h e w e n t o u t f o r a wdiile. T h e b e s t news for t h e next season is t h a t she will b e b a c k o n t h e j o b . Mildred Ericson, center, Ludlow, P a . M i l d r e d looked l i k e t h e m o s t p r o m i s i n g b i t of b a s k e t b a l l m a t e r i a l t h e j u n i o r s brought in with them, but she had little chance to show. D u e to a n i n j u r y in t h e first g a m e of t h e s e a s o n , s h e w a s unable to get back into t h e game for more than a few minutes late in t h e season. A n o t h e r y e a r is b e f o r e h e r ; w a t c h h e r m a k e uii f o r l o s t t i m e t h i s winter. Hilda Leathers, center, Howard, P a . Hilda, too, l e a r n e d her liiisketball here, a n d good use s h e p u t i t t o . S h e p l a y e d i n n e a r l y e v e r y g a m e , a n d iiut u p a scrappy contest every m i n u t e t h a t she plii.yed. S h e w a s t h e r e wdth t h e g o o d s t h r o u g h o u t t h e s e a s o n . Onl.y t h o s e w h o ]ila,ye(l on t h e feiini c a n k n o w t h e v a l u e in g e t t i n g t h e b a l l wdiere i t s h o u l d go a u d k e e p i n g i t t h e r e of a n o n - t h e - j o b center like H i l d a . H i l d a goes on this year into other diggings. W e would it w e r e n o t so, iis s h e m i g h t p u t if, i f asked. a i d e d as ciiiitaiu, nnd showed in liiind l i n g t h e (eiiiii t h e lieiidwork t h a t w a s k e e p i n g m o s t of N o r n i a r s o i i i i o n e n t s o u t of s c o r i n g r a n g e . S h e will b e h e r e n e x t w i n t e r , if gives u s jileiisure t o a n i i o u i i c e . dred Ericson, c e n t e r ; H e t t y Stayer, side center; a n d Euth Summersgill a n d C l e o n a C o p p e r s m i t h , g u i i r d s ? Tn a d d i t i o n t o t h e s e , t h e r e iire ii n u n i b e r of g i r l s w h o h a v e been g i d f i n g t h e g a m e into them this past season who should he d u e to jirddiice n e x t w i n t e r ; a n d tliere is a l l t h e n i a t e r i i i l in n e x t y e a r ' s e n t e r i n g (diiss to d r a w u p o n b e s i d e . W e lielieye t h a t , with t h e s a m e c o a c h i n g a s tlie.y h a v e lind t h i s f a l l , t l i e r e w o u l d be f e w w o m e n ' s c o l l e g e s in t h e E a s t tliiif could h a n g t h e s h o r t e n d of t h e s c o r e on t h a t C. S. N . S. c o n i b i n a t i o n . T h e s c o r i n g of t h e forvyard t h i s w i n t e r is w o r t h r e c o r d i n g . The initials af t h e head of t h e c o l u m i i s r e p r e s e n t the teams m i d : K a n e , Bellefonte, a n d Clearfield, e a c h i n twd g a m e s . E d i t h A s h e , giiiird, f r o m i l i l l IbiU, ]iicked ii]i t h e g a m e u n d e r J l i s s B u t l e r ' s tutidiige 11111 i n l y . W e h a v e b e e n liiiudiiig h e r e , in t h e ] i r e c e d i n g p a r a g r a p h , o n e or l u i i of t h e miiii.v b o u q u e t s h e r work d i n i n g t h e season d e s e r v e d . Ashie was II finver of s t r e n g t h ou t h e d e f e n s e , illlll ii good b i g o n e . D a m e F o r t u n e deals us a wicked h a n d w h e n s h e m a k e s i t i m p o s s i b l e f o r u s t o s a y , " S h e will complete the champion combination for F i e l d Goals next year." When she graduates in K B B K C T J u n e , C, S, N . S. will lose a pla.ver tluit Kenned.y 1 4 1 1 1 19 could easil.y b e a s t a r . niiniia 0 ;i 0 (i 0 2.) Bernice Lord, guard, stiirted out a s W h i t e 3 i) 6 18 m a n a g e r of t h e t e a i n , b u f f o u n d t h a t S t a v e r * * * G p l a y i n g t h e g a m e was m o r e f u n t h a n S u m m e r s g i l l * * * 3 handling the reins. W i t h o u t previous 4 l(i 1.3 121 7 10 71 experience, a n d with a late start, she F o u l Goals a n d C h a n c e s p i c k e d u p t h e g a m e riiiiidl,v, a s s h e d o e s Iv K II (' K (• T e v e r y t h i u g else, a n d m a d e a n a c c e p t a b l e Ivcniiedy.. 2-4 L'-4 U-O t - s 0-4 n o ."-20 s u b s t i t u t e . W i t h a n o t h e r s e a s o n . Miss Hiiiiiiii 0-1 0-0 0-0 11-:! d-L' (1-11 0-11 B u t l e r s a y s , s h e w o u l d h a v e f o r c e d h e r White tl-14 ;!-4 7-12 * • » :;(|.:ii) Stiiver * • » * * Kl-lS 10-18 wa.y o n t o a n y t e a m ; b u t s h e g r a d u a t e s this summer. She hails from E m p o r i u m ]1-1!> u-8 7-12 1-11 n-fiin-is :!.j-74 *l)i(l not pliiy. at present, b u t m a n y a basketball game s h e s a w f r o m t h e g.ym b a l c o n y w h e n h e r f a t h e r was liii nil ling t h e d e p a r f m e n t of science h e r e , a n d s h e w a s a t r a i n i n g school k i d d i e . Cleona Coppersmith, guard, Altoona. N o n i e goes i n t o a b a s k e t b i i l l g a m e a s she does i n t o iin.ything else, w i t h h e r whole h e a r t a n d soul. S h e w.is a n o t h e r t h a t WHS g r e e n t o t h e g a i u e t h i s fall, j-ef deyeloped remarkabl.v. She was c a l l e d u p o n on s e v e r a l o c c a s i o n s to s u b s t i t u t e , a n d liyed u p t o fhe o b l i g a t i o n s of h e r j o b w h e n e v e r t h a t h a i i p e n e d . S h e wdll b e b a c k agiiiii i n t h e full, a n d s h o u l d b e c e r t a i n of a r e g u l a r b e r t h o n t h e nexf v a r s i t y . I t will t a k e s o m e o n e might.y good t o b e a t N o n i e t o i t if s h e w a n t s i t , a n d s h e does. N o s u m m i n g u p of t h e s e a s o n w o u l d be felt complete without t h e recognit i o n t h a t i s Miss B u t l e r ' s d u e . S h e t o o k K a t h e r i n e Cawley, center, S c r a n t o n , a b u n c h of g r e e n m a t e r i a l , p l u s a f e w was Hilda's u n d e r s t u d y . She, too, gradw h o h a d pla.ved u n d e r b o y s ' r u l e s , a n d uates this fall. H e r i n c h e s wdll b e who h a d much to u n l e a r n b e f o r e fitting missed from line play. She m a d e t h e m i n t o t h e six m a n ( o r s h o u l d w e s a y , si.x w o r k f o r h e r i n b a t t i n g d o w n m a n y of girlf) game. She p u t t h e m over t h e the opposition t h r o w s in t h e w r o n g dihurdles; taught them t h e game from rection. t h e g r o u n d u p ; p u t t h e s p i r i t of r e d L u c i l l e B u r n h a m , s i d e c e n t e r , J o h n - h e a d e d fight i n t o t h e m ; m o r e r e m a r k sonburg, was t h e lively little cricket able, kept it t h e r e for weeks, while t h e wdio p l a y e d a l l o v e r t h e c e n t e r of t h e c o u n t r y s i d e was being scoured for floor, r e a d y t o t a k e a p a s s f r o m f r i e n d g a m e s ; a n d t u r n e d t h e m i n t o a w i n or f o e , a n d s e n d i t w h e r e C. S. N . S . n i n g c o m b i n a t i o n d e s p i t e i n j u r i e s a n d wanted it to ramble. T h e r e a r e f e w d i s c o u r a g e m e n t s . B e s t of a l l , s h e p r o s i d e c e n t e r s t o b e f o u n d e q u a l t o M u t t , d u c e d a fighting t e a m t h a t f o u g h t l i k e she h a v i n g benefitted b y h e r home t r a i n - s p o r t s m e n ; t h a t p l a y e d t h e g a m e to i n g o n o n e of t h a t b u r g ' s a l w a y s g o o d win, b u t p l a y e d n o t h i n g u n d e r a n y cirteams a n d by her coaching here. She cumstances b u t the game. Our hats are p r o p h e s i e s t h a t n e x t y e a r w e w i l l luive off t o t h a t s o r t of c o a c h i n g . a team that cannot be b e a t e n ; a n d she T h e r e i s n o r e a s o n on e a r t h wdiy C. S. s h o u l d k n o w , f o r s h e wdll b e h e r e t o N . S. s h o u l d n o t h a v e , n e x t wdnter, t h o p l a y o n if. best girls' basketball t e a m i n t h e NorE u t h S u m m e r s g i l l , g u a r d , l e a r n e d t h e m a l schools of t h e S t a t e . A n n e K e n g a m e u p i n S m e t h p o r t , a n d i n v e s t e d h e r n e d y , H i l d a L e a t h e r s , K a t h e r i n e Cawdey, knowdedge h e r e . Good g u a r d s a r e a s E d i t h A s h e , a n d B e r n i c e L o r d a r e lost essential to w i n n i n g b a s k e t b a l l t e a m s this year, b u t there is a varsity veteran a s m a i n s p r i n g s t o w a t c h e s , a n d t h e c o m - f o r e v e r y p o s i t i o n . W h a t . m o r e could b i u i i f i o n of E u t h a n d E d i t h A s h e g a v e o n e a s k t h a n a t e a m m a d e u p of N e t a N o r m a l o n e of tlie s t r o n g e s t d e f e n s e s W h i t e a n d S a l l y H a n n a , f o r w a r d s ; Mil- Normal Normal Normal Normal Normal Norniiil Normal 1!); 37; 34; 43 ; 14; 30; Normal. .177; Opponents Kane 21 Bellefonte 13 Bellefonte 10 Clearfield 5 Kane Cleiirfiehl Ojiponents. FAVORITE SAYINGS Emily B.—"Oh-h-li, K i n n e y ! " Anne Kennedy—"I could die-e-o!" Gret—"Say, I got the sweetest l e t t e r ! " Mutt—"I doesn't like you." Am.y P.—"Let's go to Titus's." J e a n S.—"I ate fifty calories today." Miss Avery—"You have one overdue." E u t h L.—"I have a good one to read." Hazel B.—"Who'll go down with me today." Compliments mum fl f l T inuHfliHHin nuiii u Fredericks Pharmacy 8 NORMAL SENIORS NOSE OUT THE JUNIORS I n the last moments of the game between the seniors and the juniors, played in the gymnasium on Tuesdiiy evening, Ajiril 10, Mary Thompson's brilliant field goal from the edge of the floor put the seniors ahead by one point of the battling juniors. A groan from t h e juniors in the balcony; a shout from t h e seniors, quickly stifled as the ball went into jday again, and in the hands of the juniors; n few hectic seconds as B e r n i e Lord tried to prevent Sally H a u n a from passing the ball to her r u n n i n g partner a t forward; the referee's whistle; and it was all over. That final field goal had won for the seniors, 17-16. The victor.y Ayas somewhat unexpected. A critical sizing up of the two class teams would seem to give tho juniors more than an edge the better of t h e comparison. I t is the work on the floor that counts, however; and there t h e two teams were so evenly matched t h a t the final score accurately indicates t h e comparative merits. The juniora had hold the lead ujj until the last few minutes of play, though their lead was a t no time a depend.able one; b u t that last rather lucky basket decided victory for the class of 1923. Some of the juniors are not content to abide hy the verdict, and are flinging challenges about right and left. The seniors seem disposed to let matters rest, however; the class championship is theirs under the original conditions of the contest, and tliere seems to them little more to fight for. I t is unlikely t h a t more games wdll be played. The lineup: Seniors Juniors Thompson f Staver Kennedy f Hanna Leathers c Ericson Caw ley sc Burnham Ashe g Summersgill Lord g Coppersmith Field goals: Thompson, Kennedy, Staver, Hanna. Foul goals: Kennedy, 3 of 4; Staver, 0 of 1. Referee: Miss Butler. Foolish Questions Describe the imiia-case of the sciirlet fever bug. Why were tliere so many men about t h e west dorm the night after the gym meet? Whilt kind of Easter eggs did Bernice a n d Bertha have? I s this man Thorndike, about whom everyone is talking, a new student? I s "Klapper" Mrs. Gage's first name? W e hear II. IT. using it so frequently. Where did Marie Smith acquire the etiquette that compels her to knock on t h e door of trolley cars? Whenever Mr. High has visitors, what makes Christine and Grace so popular? W h y does Sadie Zimmerman set Ler alarm clock for 2:30 A. M.? W h a t was the impulse that lead Grace O'Shea to take an orijhan to Juniors are objecting to fhe nuinber of slides shown iu geography class. They find it hard to write their English in the dark. TIMES SAVE TIME—SAVE STEPS—SAVE MONEY GO T O The GRIFFITH Store 5-10-25 and Variety Stationery Office Supplies School Supplies House Furnishings Toys and Games Party Favors Candy Notions Hardware Camp Supplies Hosiery Millinery ( M E M B E R OF CONSOLIDATED MERCHANTS SYNDICATE .-Vn Association of Merchants Operating Over 900 Stores Hasty Pudding The orgnnizatiou of an athletic association to include both boys' and girls' sports, and to control to some extent the sports \vhich shall be carried on at the school for wdiich varsity letters shall be awarded, and the conditions governing the award of such letters, was decided uiHin at a meeting of a committee representing both the varsity basketball teams, held at noon, Thursday, April 12. Oificers will be elected at a ineeting to be held wdtliin a few days. The boj's' g.vm class was given its first outdoor workout on the athletic field on Monday, April 9. High jumping, javelin and discus throwing, and shot putting were practiced. The results were rather encouraging to those who desire to see the formation of a varsity track team. The Community Choral Club, of Lock Haven, wdll jiresent "Hiawatha's Wedding Feast," by Samuel Coleridge Taylor, in the Normal School auditorium on May 11. Mr. Ulmer has introduced two new members to the nature study class: Cleopatra and Xieodemus. Cleopatra and Nicodemus are two little goldfish, and are entering no objection to being campused together—in the science laboratory aquarium. Had it been the first of April, it inight hnve been considered a j o k e ; as it was, it ^yas rather a disappointment. Mr. Flmer provided some birdcall rec- ords for the science period on April ,•), talked about them at some length, got the class into a fever of anticipation, opened the victrola, and found the machinery gone. Someone had taken it to be repaired. At the annual election of officers for the Y. W. C. A., held on Wednesd.ay evening, April 11, the following were elected: President, Blanche Smith; Vice President, Helen BufBugton; Secretary, Frances Cook; Treasurer, Ruth Malone; Undergraduate Representative, Beatrice Van Zandt. The cabinet members will be selected a t a future meeting. Mrs. Gage consented to continue as dietitian until April 15, no dietitian having been found uj) to that time that met fully Mr. Drum's requirements. The Gages moved out of the dormitor,y, however, on April 9, taking up their residence in one of the Riverside Apartments. It miiy be a relief to them to get out of the dormitory life; there is such a thing as too much of a good thing; but their absence is felt in tho dormitorj'. New brown velour curtains have replitced the dust.y green ones th.at have hung 80 long in the auditorium. The curtains arrived just in time for the senior plii.v. They surely do make the stage look a thousand per cent, better. The spring housecleaning epidemic has struck first floor. Many of the rooms are being rcpapered, and hardwood floors are being laid in a number of them. ALUMNI ASSOCIATION MEETING A meeting was held by the executive committee of the Alumni Association ou Thursday, April 5. I t wiis agreed that Alumni Hay be held this year on Tuesday, June 5, and that a number of feiitures be planned to make it one of the most memorable in the history of the school. The banquet and reception wdll be held in the Normal School dining room and gymnasium. Miss Edna D. Rich, secretary of the Alumni Association, will make all arrangements. Music will be furnished for both occasions by the Lyric Orchestra. Miss Gisetta Yale will have charge of tho decoration of the gymnasium, and Miss Rich, George B. Hursh, and Belville W. Cree will look after the decoration of the dining room. Tickets for the banquet will cost $1.50, this including the cost of the dance afterward, also. A reception committee was appointed, consisting of Principal W. N. Drum, J. 8. Criinmer, of Williamsport; T. W. Trembath, of the school faculty; Buell Snyder, of Perryopolis; Helen Harper, of Bellefonte; Mrs. S. M. Nickel, of Philipsburg, and Estella Wagner and Mrs. A. F. Stouck, Lock Haven. A program is to be presented during the afternoon of Alumni Day by the Class of 1908 in celebration of ifs fifteenth anniversary. Miss Rich is chairman of the committee in charge of this feature, with Mr. Drum, Dr. David Thomas, and Mrs. Christine Riehens assisting. The school is hoping to have the largest commencement turnout iu recent history, and Mr. Drum is carefully treasuring up some good news for the many who expect to be in attendance. '98. Mrs. Frank A. Kaul (Jane M. Mallison), is living at 186 Center Street, St. Marys. Dr. G. B. Goheen is practicing medicine in Coalport. '04. Bernice Clearfleld. Graham is living iu '13. A biiby boy arrived at the home of Dr. and Mrs. Fairchild, of Olean, on March 29. Mrs. Fairchild was formerly .lane Edwards. Buth Kessinger teaches at Plainfield, N. J. '15. Miriam Davis is teaching in CoalIiort High School. Pauliue Sanders is teaching in Johnstown. '17. Clarence Johnson is practicing dentistry in St. Marys. Buclla Turley teaches in Newark, N. J. KODAK T'he Camera Universal R E M E M B E R that the name Eastman designates a Superior Product, and that we carry at all times a complete line of Eastman Photographic Supplies and Cameras Hilton and Heffner Druggists Honest Value cAlumni Notes Good Service '19. Elizabeth O'Shea is teaching in Irvona. James Copenh.avor lives at Smiflimills. Sar.a Beck, attending the University of Pittsburgh, spent the Easter holidays in Lock Haven. '20. David Hampe is enrolled a t the University of Pittsburgh. Madge Garner teaches at State College. '21. George Dively is an undergraduate at the University of Pittsburgh. Bliiiiehard Gummo is pursuing high grades at Yale. '22. Sylvia Claster, a teacher at Clearfield, was home here for the Easter holidays. Irene Bauman likewise was here, home from Johnsonburg. Florence Marolf, wdio is teaching iu Coatesville, spent her holidays in New York.