NORMAL TIMES At Central State Normal LOCK HAVEN, PA., APRIL VOLUME 3 School 1,1925 NUMBER 10 L The worst game of the summer was staged on the C. S. N. S. campus, girls vs. boys, on the morning of 1925. From finish to start, the girls held possession of the bill], the boys being too bashful to take it from them. Heylmun and Johnston kept the bo.ys' gUiirds busy trying to keep t h e m from making a basket. Just as Woodward was about to make a clean shot, a, wink from Fahlman, guard, upset him so that he lost the b.all, and it was regained by Winkleblech, the girls' other guard, passed straight uji to the forward area, and dropped neatly into the basket by Johnston, star forward for the girls. As man never was able, or never will be able, to understand women, the enemy did not make out any of the girls' plays and were completely baffled by the strong defense which they came uji against. Before the first quarter was ended, the girls had found even Hauke's weakest point and had smashed through for a basket. Only the perfect foul shooting of Woodwiird and Ferguson kept the boys up to the girls in final points. Ever.v time a girl went after the ball, she was pursued by the manly enemy and was fouled for personal contact. At the end of the half, the score stood 99-100, in favor of the boys. . \ t third quarter, througii daring gliinces and soft sjioken words by the girls, the ijoys were so flattered that the score was brought to a tie at 50-50. The last (jiiarter was characterized by wretched passing and numerous fumbliiigs. The final score was 25-75 in favor of the girls. The l i n e u p : Girls Boys Johnston F Woodward Heylmun F Ferguson Berkwater C Ward Mitstifer S.C Fahlman G Hauke Winkelblech G Loftus Field goals—Johnston, 10; Heylmun, 9; Woodward, 13; Ferguson, 16. Foul goals—Johnston, 16 out of 72; Heylmun, 4 out of 1; Woodward, 32 out of :\2; Ferguson, 10 out of 76. • * • Chemistry Class Visits Brick Yard Mr. Ulmer took his chemistry class to the brick plant last Thursday. The process of making bricks was made ver.y interesting by the fact that the materials used were a little bit out of the ordinary. At the clay crusher, Carl Loftus, and the rest of the class, including Woodward, saw Loftus go through the entire process and through the cylindrical dryers to emerge in the form of the best fine brick in Central Pennsylvania. E § yfeP>SS.& fROilvi iVOW WCLC FRUOE CMIfF TEACHITR fsyCHOLOsy ^ J ^ .-V vaudeville will be held Friday evening, Jbircli 6, in the auditorium of the C. S. N. S. Mr. Trembath, the famous acrobat, with his "Jazz Girls," Miss Whitwell, Miss Bentley, and Mrs. Cresswell, will do wonders that never luive been surpassed. I n the flrst act Mr. Trembath will, with his forefingers, lift .Miss Whitwell and Mrs. Cresswell above his head and hold them for five minutes. The ".Jazz Girls" will give a burlesque in the second act with other interesting feats of unparalleled skill following. These girls have been named the "Jaz.: Wonders" and are equal to their name. The third act will consist of a solo by Mr. Trembath with the "Jazz Girls" dramatizing the song. Many other attractions will be offered. This show has been widely known and is of the best in the world. Come to it. It will be well worth the time. No other such opjiorIunity may it ever again be your fortune to have. Chapel Charged to Normal Times Laundry Force's Dance Draws Big Crowd Faculty at Chapel Chajiel Jieriod has been very interestThe laundry force's danee, given ing and enjoj-able this year. One rea weekly by the meinbers of the Central son, no doubt, is the revival of the old State Normal Scliool Liiundry to raise familiar songs—not to mention nuinber funds for P. and G. soap, was held Sun56. Then we must not neglect that reda.v evening, March 22, 1925. sounding and increasing "Amen." Boh The kindergarten was decorated to Biirniiiii seems to enjo.y the privilege of give il funeral effect, the color scheme liaving charge of the distribution of the being black and purjile. song books, but where are the faculty, In every corner of the room, ten in where can they be? all, stood a victrola which furnished One reason for Mr. All's absence might a very good line of dance nuisic throughout the evening. A few of the possibly be the memor.y of that special chorus that he sang in a few months selections were: "Bring Back Mj' Bunago. Wc wish that he would return for ny to Me," by Sheaksdee; "Ten Little it is unusual to see the faculty disBottles," by John Barleycorn; and tressed in anything—excepting ignorance Schinit's "My Country 'Tis of Thee." disjilayed iu tests. Anyway we're glad There were no refreshments other that Mr. High still stiinds by, for he than tooth picks, but there were plenty ujiholds the singing on the right side of those and every one enjoyed them. and does it well. Many very selected persons were presWhy not start a cut system, so that ent, Oliver Miller, representing the the faculty members who over cut would Lock Haven Trust Bank; Belvie Cree, have to take an extra hour, b,y leading faculty member of Columbia UniverChapel? sity; Frank Titus, representing the The facult.v assures us that their aim Grocery Man's Union, and two other persons whose names could not be ob- is to please; but tlie,y are short of ammunition. tained. Chiijiel exercises were conducted on Wednesda.v morning, February 31, under the sujiervision of the Normal Times Staff. Chajiel was ojiened by singing the good old tune, "When You and I Were Young, Maggie." This was followed by reading the twelfth chapter of the Century Book of Selections. Announcements were as follows: The Senior Class will meet toda.v at 12:20. This meeting will take the place of lunch hour. Lunches will be served to the Seniors in their rooms after the meeting. The Science classes will not meet today as the instructor wishes to take an overcut. .VII pujiils wdio wish to go to the movies will be exempted from their classes iin,y time they care to without any explanation. The severiil dejiartnients of the Time gave short tiilks on their respective lines of work. Editorials gave a talk on unselfishness as exhibited b.y the girls in their willingness to help the bo.vs with their librar.y work (work???) Us and Others discussed the school gossip, such as the value of a 1925 Praeeo to a graduate of 1927. Personals read the name of students who received fives as a grade in the lirst semester. Alunini Notes held before the school the achievements of the student who have left this school, esjieeially the girls who have chiinged their names from Edith to Ed.vthe. News Items read the inaugural of t h e late President, Henry Ford. The student body then proceeded to miirch out to "The March of the I'riests." NORMAL TIMES Faculty vs. Students On Tuesdii.v evening, Jlareh 10, a very exciting game was held in the gym between faculty and students. A ver.v interesting feature of the game was .\[r. High's brilliant throw from the middle of the floor. All through the game he wiis fast, but not rough. Mr. MacDougall also made a good .jiinili from his psychological base, but mussed il hair in the attempt, and before he could get it replaced, Mr. Follmer had carried the ball to the other (11(1 of the floor and scored. At the end of the first half the score stood 10-6, fiivor of faculty. The stuilent bod.v began to feel that the game would be lost if something wasn't done, so they liegan to cheer. The cheers consisted nf iill the latest jazz hits, but a few old favorites like "The Old Grey Mare," and "Silver Threads Among the Gold," were not forgotten. Pep was jHit in the student team. A P R I L FOOLS Alpha Zeta Pi Members T e n Years Hence 1 liajijiened to be triiveling throughout the c-miiitry in 19:i5, searching for ilata I II my book. "Old-.Maid School Teachers." so I thought I would look nji the .Mjilia Zeta Pi meinbers. Just as I stejiped off the train in Washington, D. C. I noticed a jniliceinaii liiniying a large red headed man toward the jail. His face was familiar; .ves, .lack Foolmer was being arrested on the (hiirge of distributing bills for the I'ig Three-Ring circus, of wdiich he was nianager. In the Washington iiajiers that evening a large write-up of the offeiidi r of tho city ordinance was iinblislieil. The fine was only ten dollars iind a week in jail. .\t'ter interviewing the president of the I'liited States, one of the hall iio.vs told me about a Penns.vlvania woniiiii who had been lobbying for the bill jiro\i(liu^'; for shorter hours, better wiiges iind 11(1 lesson phiiis for teachers. Elverda Eichardson to be sure! I alwa.vs knew she was a good talker. Going over into Yirginia I visited ii iiiililary academy. Whom did 1 see Imt f'eg Gledhill working out her pet tlie(U'ies as arithmetic teacher. While in I'hiladelphia as I was going along Market Street I noticed the sign, ".Jesse C, Ward, Manufjicturer of Salt Shakers With I^eiid Bottoms." One afternoon as I went through the iiriiseum of antique education I read— -'X'isitors! Interview the great liuinanislic and jihilantlirojiic, realistic ps.v< lioldgist." After much delay 1 secured an ajijinintment. The man, grey headed, \V()irie(l and sorrawfill, looked iiji siiijirisiiigly when I entered. I must have seen that face before. liiigagiiig ill t-onversiition he inimediatel.v iiieiitioiieil sitiiatioii-resjionse, jisychological basis of neurone connectieti. With those words 1 recognized the niiin as Al Hauke. He was engaged in tabiiliitlag students observations ou wliite mice ill the museum. both painter and singer. 1 went to her slioj); she liiijijn'iied to smile anil then begin to giggle. Behold! If it wasn't Madeline Weakland getting reiiil.y to jiaiiit a Jiicture of her model who was (4riice McKiline.v. While in Madeline's .shoji who should enter but Alimi Knisel.v serving in the cajiacity as official re jHirter for the Junior High School dejiirtment of jis.vcliological reaction. A few weeks later I went to Chicago. J read a plaee card in the window of a citissical restanrant sa.ving "World Wide Girls' Biisketliall Contest, Lock Haven Normal vs. (California University. To be held tomorrow." Sta.v, well 1 guess I did. Both teams came on the floor; how the Lock Haven girls did play. Wasn't the referee's light curly hair and smile familiiir? Yes, Peg Heylmun was eliosen iiiteriiational referee. Tlie Lock Haven Normal girls won Vi.v one Jioint. Going jiast the social workers quarters who did 1 see but ibiry lietli Cook directing a laz.v man tu wiok. Maiy always had good tive abilit.v; she was head of the workers eiirjis for self relief. headElizato get execusocial 1 liajijiened in on a conference at h'ockfiird. 111., Medical School, where t'minent jili.vsicians were discussing jiliilatelists and jiediatrics. The chairman called for editorials; but the person did nut have them in on time, due In the fiict that her room was locked. Quite a heated discussion followed about these editorials on Phlegmatically motions; she just remained silent with that farawa.v, absent stare and angry look. Now I had been in a previous meeting wliere that same condition existed. Carrolyn Wein, without a doubt. Being tired of Northern life I went to Fieri da for a few weeks. While enjoying m.v evening meal at a restaurant I noticed in tlu' jiajier tin ad. .MatriiiHiiiial agency; wives secured, pity when nianied. Visit or write Barbara I liiiird of a wonderful artist who Chamjiliii. Within the next hour I was i;v;il ill the Quaker City; while there I on my way to visit "Bob." Same old Ihought 1 would visit her. She was Bob, a little gra.ver, and hajipier. She told me that Tim Ferguson had recentl.v married the girl wlio was also graduated from Normal in '25, and now they were living on her farm near Clearfield. Barbara said she thought strange that Tim applied to a matrimoniiil agency when he had known this Clearfield girl all his days at C. S. N. S. During the second half the student team gained due to Mr. All stopping to direct cheers. Larkin made some good pliiys and the score rose 16-10, favor of the stndents. Then Eeg took time out to talk to Dot, and couldn't get down to work iigain. It was time Myers showed his stuff, so he flattened Mr. Sullivan, his partner, and did his favorite dance on Sully's chest. It remained only for Tremmy and Close to show their stuff, and beWhile visiting the grammar grade in come fiimous. Atlanta, Georgia, 1 heard Helen Nace Next a double foul was called on Mr. still telling ghost stories. How those Kids did enjoy it. While in Atlanta I MacDougall and Close for quarreling received my copy of Normal Times. over the "Origiuiil Nature of Man," and "Extra! Extra! Esther Schofleld elect- due to their gregariousness, they were kicked out of the game. ed training teacher for fifth grade!" I was going to Europe on the Wliite Star Lines when one evening the band directed by Lydia Gross Iuippened to .strike up the Irish Lilt and who should ajipear on the stage but Geraldine Beas as toe dancer and Violet Agnew as Spanish Ballet dancer. When I was in Wales I went to see the Prince. At last he had chosen a wife. She being none other than our own Marj- Biiir; they were now living in ease and luxury Mr. Ulmer, Sr., and Brown Bossert entered the field as subs. Things were going smooth again, when Mr. Ulmer spied a new species on Tremmy's head and fouled in analyzing it. This gave the boys a chance, but Tremmy enraged with Mr. Ulmer, jumped and grabbed the ball from Bossert. Already to throw the ball through the basket Tremmy remembered that he hiid not announced the game as a write-up for the Normal Times. At the close of the announcement, the time was up. The game ended 16-10, favor of students. Come on faculf.y, show us you are made of better stuff—next time. The lineup: When in England I heard that Charlie Chaplin had expired; a Peunsylvaiiian Wiis to take his place In the Patlie News it was announced that Charlie's place would be fllled by T. W. TremFaculty Students bath. He was facult.v advisor of Alphii Mac F Mr. Follmer Zeta Pi. Sully F Mr. Larkin In Berlin University, as I was examTreminy C Mr. Close ing the science department, an elderl.y Chusty (captain) . .G Mr. Myers lady, rather tall and stately, said, "Hello All G . . Mr. Fitzsimmons ! How's folks in Pa.? How Substitutions: Jazzy for Mao; Mr. surprised I was, did an.y one know ine Bossert for Mr. Close. here? Yes, Mary Mitchell informed me that her love for chemistry had helped Football Schedule, 1925 her obtain the position as chemist's Sejitember 26—Notre Dame, home. liookkecper. October .'i—Yale, awti.v. I had a letter from Marion Shaw inOctober 10—Harvard, home. forming me that she was now leading a October 17—Ann Arbor, home. campaign for the World Court iicace October 24—Leland Stanford, home. conference and was also editor of the October ;il—Georgia Tech, away. Woman's I'ress. November 7—Penn State, home. Entering Ellis Island whom did I see November 14—Pennsylvania, home. greeting the immigrants but Georgia November 21—Princeton, away. Burkett. No\'eniber 2«—Closed for repairs. NORMAL NORMAL TIMES NorniRl Times is published nt Central State Normal School, Lock Haven, Pennsylvania, by tho Board of Editors of Normal Times. The subscription rate to all alumni and undergraduates of the school is 75 cents. Address all communications to T. W. Ti-einbath, C. S. N. S., Locli Haven, Penna. BOABD OF EOITOBS Violet Agnew, Geraldine Beas, Barbara Champlin, Mary Elizabeth Cook, John Follmer, Margaret Gledhill, Lydia Gross, Albert Hauke, Margaret Heylmun, Alma Knisely, Graee McKinney, Mary Mitchell, Dorothy Moody, Elverda Richardson, Marian Shaw, Jesse Ward, Madeline Weakland, Carrolyn Wein, Timothy Ferguson, Georgia Burkett, Lenora Sharp, Mildred Myers, Thelma Cullen. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in section 1103, Act of October 3, 1017, authorized July 3, 1923. APRIL 1, 1020 Vacation The Vile Weed Heigh Ho! The days of rejoicing liiive come to us again. Easter time is here. For the due honor thereof we shall have two sweet weeks of vacation. Man,y there are among us who will for.sake this institution for a wliile and dejiart for various and distant homes, iill (if wliich we love, and some of which we siddoin see. This is a terrible thing to let one's mind dwell upon for any length of time, a most heiirt rending thing to be sure. But thinking that this little item might be of some value to those subject to the vile habit, 1 feel it my duty to issue in this Honorable and Effervescent number of the Normal Times, the following paragriiph: Man.v of our would-be gallants luive decided to eschew the blues and willies of a past fortnight, and drown in a flood of expectoration their future uiigotly lessons, h.v resorting to the use of the vile weed. Ah, yes, the stains may be followed cleiirly to the front steps, and from there to the Training School. Or again from niaii.y of the rooms in the East Donn to the various class rooms. In some of the rooms the window sills have become so discolored that it will take a gallon of paint to hide the dis colorations. The grass along the front of the building has become so dried and dead, that it will take careful husbandry to resupply the same. Since the boys cannot afford the generally used con tainers of such flooded troubles, the campus must suffer. Then througii the quiet halls, the library and the tennis courts, shall ring the echoes of solitude, and shall roam the ghosts of onr last rejoicing. Jt ma.v even be that the great jiaintings that hang on the walls will note our absence. And how our instructors shall mourn for the ones they love. Now if there are an.y among us who are flnancially embarrassed, as students Wed., April Ist! iifteii are, and lack the good old AmeriThe powerful planets may present an can Eagle or in other words, carfare, unusually lively and progressive dis let them make merry with their fellow position to the person fortunate to be unfortunates and reniember what was said of the rich man and the eye of a born April 1. needle. Mars is in trim with the moon, in conjunction or preposition with Sol or Then, too, there are those who are Uranus; the activity that these planets lurdened with great assignments, and bestow is wonderful. New Venur will many references. Let them not raise bring unsuccessful marriages and will their voices in condemnation of the inbring back fond recollections of the days structors, but hold their peace; for is when Sherman mixed his nouns and it not said and well known among us, that those who do not have sufficient adjectives. A child born on this day should have work to do, become like Mr. High's iin 1. Q. of 198, should be active, en- abominable lioys. April Fool's Day Horoscope terprising, popular. mean, dumb-bellated, and TIMES A word to the wise, boys. This is far worse than methods jireviouslj' re sorted to, when it comes to forgetting. Let us go back to those dear old days iigain, when Pepsin took the place of Five Bros., and the excess flow of digester was swallowed. And again—there are those who are .'•eeniingly sore above the shoulders. Candidate's Card Glee Club Prepares for Oh, Ho! Their worries are small. All Easter Trip For Sheriff that is necessary is to see Jack Follmer To The Republican Voters of The Glee Club is now jiriictising three iind bargain for a little of his wonderful Buncko Co. ointment, (Sanganie) for all aches and times each week in preparation for the Eiister vacation trip. The flrst concert all pains. 1 desire to announce that I will be will be given in the Keith Theater at a candidate tor the Republican nominaIn conclusion, to both the hapji.y and tion for Sheriff at the Primary election the sad, the rich and the poor, the weak Washington, D. C. About twent.v-eight men make the to be held in Bniicko County Sejitem- and the strong, let it be known to all, ber 15, 1925, and respectfiill.v solicit that (as it has been written) many trip. Director Carl G. Schrot is now the votes and support of iill members of who are first shall be last, and the last training his men iiitensivel.v. The Jirogram is one or more of the oiour Jiarty. shall be flrst; many are cold but few dinar.v difflciilty, including such numReggie Fitzsiniiiions. frozen. bers as "Onward Christian Soldiers,"' Skeeter Eddie Twp. April 1, i92r,. HAIL VACATION DAYS! and "Holy, Holy, Holy," ete. The Club Quartet, consisting of LofFor Perfume Inspector. tus, Close, Burman, and Fitzsimmons, Republican Voters of Buncko Co. will also entertain, singing some inAt the primary election to be held Chapel Exercises teresting selections. The quartet Siing Sejitember 15, 1925, I will be a candi.-V very interesting and instructive date for the Republican nomination for Chapel was held on Saturday, March 7. to the world from Diivenport, Iowa, the office of Perfume Inspector and re- Mr. High conducted the opening exer- through the broadcasting station KDX. spectfully solicit the votes and support cises by reiiding a portion from "The Eleven nunibers were rendered, whii-li lirought in many favoralile communicaof all members of the party. Book of Etiquette." Miss Roberts then tions from all over the United States Russell Bowser. gave a ver.v interesting and unique iind Canada, including Clinton C(iunt.y. Settunatack Twp. April 1, 1925. dance, her costume being a green ruiiber sport suit, trimmed wdth amalgamated zinc. The music, for the accoiiiBowser Elected Captain Classified Advertisements jianiment of this dance, was furnished Thursday evening at 7:15 all baseViall DOGS FOB SALE—1 will sell a car load by Mr. Treinbath's jilayiiig his moutli letter men assembled in the Y. M. C. of Bread and Cheese Hounds. Com? organ selection, "The Stupidity of Stu- A. to elect a captain for the season. The first nominating vote was cast. early and have your jiick. Otlio Wig- dents." Mr. Sullivan then gave a saxajihone solo, entitled "The Blow That As every man voted for himself, a bit gins. Worked." Miss Denniston favored hev of trouble arose. It was seen that it 6,000 BUSHEI..S POTATOES P E R ACRE audience with an illustrated talk—"My would be impossible to elect one witli with Patuxent Chiimpion Fertilizer West Point Days." Next on the proall in that fraine of mind. Consequentraised in Woodie Woodward's farm, gram was a delightful lunch served to ly, every man had tii tell his reasons by Ciirl G. Schrot. We have Patuxent the students by the faculty. Following for desiring captaincy, and why he Fertilizer constantly on hand at our this, Mr. High sang a beiiutiful ballad thought he should have it. Woodward Warehouse. You can get it when it entitled, "People Who Live in Tin imd Hauke won out, finally acknowledgsuits you, and we guarantee satisfac- Houses Shouldn't Throw Can-Openers." ing that their girls were looking fortion. Jake Ward, Buzzards' Roost, As an appropriate ending, the "Queer ward to being able to say they were goQuartet," composed of Mr. Trembath, ing with captains elect. Schrot, FitzPenna. Mr. Sullivan, Mr. Ulmer, and Mr. Mc- simmons Bro., Close, Hayes, Loftus, WANTED—A man to handle a good Dougall, sang "Father, Get the Ham- Burman, and Hackenburg being unable Steam Heated Collar Button proposimer, There's a Fly on Babj''3 Head.'' to give such reasons, were ruled out. tion in Clinton Co. Must be a live The students then passed out. Bowser was elected in the first vote. wire. Inquire Normal Times. Miss Peterson's Music Observation This Wiis il lesson ainiing to increase skill ill the use of jiizz music. The teacher's aim was to teiieh the children to sing jazz and keeji time to it in any wa.v they wanted to. The teiicher attained her aim in this manner. First, she siiiig "Doodle De Doo." Her tone was harsh and Imid, (•ombining well with her graceful swa.ving biick and fiirtli as she kejit time iind directed her singing class. The jiujiils followed very well after hearing the soiig but once. They took up Ihe strain and roared together the melodious tones. Tlie,y kejit time in different wa.vs. Florence was swinging her arms back and forth. Peggy was slajijiing her hands on the desk in an effort to be lieard above Miir.y Jean, who was keeping time by stamping her small feet on the floor. Barbara was nodding her head back and fortli and John was aiding her by giving it a push forward each time it came back. The teacher eould be justly jiroud that the children interjireted the rh.vthm so readil.v. .\t the end of the first stanza the teacher gasjied for breath and .veiled, "Sing louder, jilease." Then the children did their utmost. The iiuiiil's aim was to win the conimendation of the teacher. They did. When the.v were all out of breath and had to stoji, the teacher, smiling pleasantly on her little brood, said, "My children, .vou surel.v did good work on that. We will now tr.y, 'Me and My Boy Friend'." This was sung in the same way and the,y did as well as with the first song. The teacher had her lesson well analvzed; she knew her songs b.y heart and gave a lovel.v deinonstration of keejiing rlivthm. The class was a real life situation; the children did as they pleased and eiijo.ved the lesson iminensely. There were evidences of econom.v of time, for the whole jieriod was sjieiit in singing except when stojiping for breath. This observation was written to the best of m.v aliility according to Observation Sheet I I . Another One of Those Chapels Monda.v morning, March .'IO, .Mr. Drum gave a very interesting talk in Chapel concerning rules of the school. He said, "I have a little surprise for you all. Begiiiiiing Wednesda.v morning of this week, classes will not meet until Monda.v niorning. Students are at libert.v to go out and come in when tlie.v wish. :;. .'i.'!. ;i4. .*{(I. o7. 41'. 4o. 44. 4."i. 45. m. .~»4. no. r»7. r»N. A liunipA sorority. T o g-ft i H ' n u i s s i f n i t o jro d o w n ( o w n . F o r o u r b o a r d a n d nxini every nine weeks. A kinne in c h a p e l . O n e of o u r b o y s ( n i c k n a m e ) . Tell e v e r y b o d y (abr.) T o c a t c h h()ld of. A girl's name. A t e r m we l e a r n for Mr. All. Onr m a r k s are when we would rather see ( h e m t h a n see o u r p a r e n t s , Wiiat w e h o p e he will s a y w h e n w e a s k h i m t<» ( h e I ' r o m . An K n g l i s h c o l l e g e f o r c o m m o n l a w l)rofessors. N i c k n a m e of a g r e a t b a s e b a l l p l a y e r , Mr. S u l l i v a n ' s d e p a r t m e n t (abr.) A e o n i b i n a t i o n of lenses used in photography. Soinediing w c have to grind. M e t a l in i t s n a t u r a l s t a t e . A n a ( h " e r b e x p r e s s i n g . T o l i t t e r w i t h a s t r o n i ^ s o u n d . l;!0. A (li'cp b l u e g r a s s c o l o r e d w i t h c o b a l t oxiih'. l:w. A (leeji l e t h a r g i c s l e e p . 142. (Ipposite of good. 145. N i c k n a m e of o u r C o l o n e l . 14S. W h i i l w e a r e b e f o r e w e r e a c h v o t i n g age. 140. A r i v e r in w e s t e r n S i b e r i a . 151. A f r i c a n a n i m a l r e s e m b l i n g tlie g i r a f f e . 152. A n y one w o r k i n g t h i s puzzle. 153. P a s t t e n s e of w h n t w e do in t h e d i n i n g hall. 154. A pronoun. 155. O u r state (abr.) 150. T o vex. 1.57. A u n i t of m e a s u r e u i e i i t in p r i n t i n g . 15S. K a l l r o a d s ( a l i r . ) To convert into leather. To have c a u g h t with a lasso. T w o of o u r e n t e r t a i n m e n t s , . 107. 108. 200. 202. 204. 200. 207. P o u r e d at every meal. A Enropeaii country (abr.) T h o s e w i t h a u I . Q. of o n e h u n d r e d forty. Either. Book (abr.) What we have and are going to keep. O p p o s i t e of n u m b e r f i f t y - o n e . P a s t tense, meaning beaeaeb. T o follow. A popular fable American statistical Association (abr.) .\iiil s o f o r t h ( a b r . ) Adverb m e a n i n g No. Athletic Association (abr.) Uoyal Navy (abr.) A state (abr). A jiroiioun. An a n i m a l ot w h i c h c a t s a r e fond. I n i t i a l s of t h e 2 6 t h p r e s i d e n t . A c t of d i r e c t i n g . Medical degree. Ill l a w , a n a c t i o n . A southern state (abr.) Eurojiean c o u n t r y (alir.) I'refix m e a n i n g b y . S o m e t i m e s a t t h e e n d of a l e t t e r ( a b r . ) :!, 1410 .\ priinonn. A n e x c l a i n a t i o n of a s a i l o r . A iireiiositioii. NORMAL Regulation Rules for the Junior Prom Bitter Sweets Plan to Close Season 1. All girls who wish to attend the Junior Prom must meet their men at the Fallon House. 2. Dancing will continue until 4 o'clock. 3. Girls must be in at least for brealcfiist, so as not to disappoint Belvie. 4. Cozy corners will be placed in the balcony for the comfort of all. 5. Lights will be dimmed, so that those dancing, etc., will think they are in dreamland! 6. Paul Whiteman's Orchestra will furnish the music as usual. 7. Chaperons will not be necessary. 8. The diiy-room steps will not have to be reserved as there will be plenty of cozy spots fixed out on the lawn. 9. Lights will not be turned on and off—.just off. The last event on the Beta Signiii Chris' social calendar is a house party to be held the third week in .Tunc in honor of Mrs. Calvin Coolidge, who has consented to be jiresent. The new IKIUSC, 1002 Rich Row, which was purchased recently, will be redecoriited throughout by a well known decorator. A landscape gardener is all ready at work on the grounds. A beautiful fountain is to be set up at the rear of tlie liouse. A tile terrace is also being laid, whicli will enable the merry makers td dance out of doors in the .Tune nigiits. Chapel Program The Junior Oral Expression Class giive ji Jirogram in Chajiel on March 18, 192i). The .speakers and their selections were as follows: Debate—^"Does a House Burn Up or Down," Mary Cooney and Eleanor Crandall. Dramatization—"What I Owe to This School," Mary Dietrick and Helen Hagerty. Monologue—•"The Kangaroo's Tail," George Close. Poem—"A Nasty Fall," Mary Collins. Essay—^"The Great Man and His Time," Carl Loftus. "Getting a Permanent Wave," Marguerite Carl. "Boyal Father and Royal Son," David Ulmer. The program closed with a jiianologue: "Why are we so attentive in Chapel?" New Fall Styles In Satin, Suede, Tan or Black Calf Plans are being made so that each moment of each day will be fllled to the brim with activity. Opportunity to golf, Jilay tennis, or bathe will be offered. The sorority golf course is one of the best for miles around. There will be dancing ever,v afternoon and evening on the terrace if the weather permits, if not the third floor will be used. Paul Whitman has been engaged for the entire week and will appear with liis first orchestra. Each evening at intermission well known artists will perform. Ruth St. Denis, Fritz Kreisler, Galli-Curci and others will apjjear. For tliose who do not care to dance the doors of the card rooms will be opened. I n all gaines individual scores will be kept and on the last day prizes will be given, a timely bracelet to the woman, and a watch to the man. TIMES PERSONALS ALL KINDS OF HATS Jake Ward is leaving school He has iiccepted the position of Professor of Social Studies at Columbia University. Garden Titus spent tlie week end at his home on Main St. Reggie Fitzsimmons has accepted ii position witli Hawk Shaw, the detective, to help President Coolidge to investigate the Tea Pot Dome scandal. Tlie inembers of the Boys' Basketball team regret very much indeed that they had to miss class last week. Miss Dorothy Denniston, who is employed iis instructor in the Physical Education Department, has signed a seven year contract to dance with Gus Hills Vaudeville Co. Gus Hills Vaudeville Wiis in Ijock Haven. Many students remember the wonderful performance. Tho writer was so well pleased that he was missing after the flrst act. AND SHOES CLEANED Lock Haven Hat Cleaning and Shoe Shining Parlor POWDER PUFF BEAUTY SHOP New Fallon Hotel Experts in All Branches Marcelling a Speciality LATEST STYLES It is only fltting and proper that we celebrate Mr. April Fool. Will some one please look him up in Who's Who. IN Clothing and Furnishings FOR Mr. Frank Larkin, the Antonio Vasolenio of the Normal, has at last succumbed to the women's charms. Since the flrst of February he has had a date with every girl on the East side. His charming smile and winning ways sure A large attendance is expected. This do vamp the fair sex. is to bring to a close the brilliant season which the Bitter Sweets have enjoyed. Why Go Elsewhere to The list of patronesses and chaperBe Cheated? ones includes such names as Willa The Praeco Club is turning everybody Scliert Outher, Elinor Glynn, Mr. and upside down in their 192:5 Praeco, so that Mrs. Wallace Nutting, Pola Negri, Lady this number will certainly be a unique Melbe, Mine. Jeritza and Amy Lowell. one. All parts that can be correctly copied from former Praecos are being placed in the 1925 edition. Therefore ??PARODY??!!!! there will be nothing new in this numwhen at last price meets what a dif- ber. The cover design is unbeatable; ficult and arduous task it is to write an it is taken from the cover part of a past article on it when magicians or musi- issue of "Life." Even the Senior piccians entertain it's not so difflcult but tures will be so artistically arranged when there's nothing doing taint easy that no one will be able to recognize all i can say about chapel is that its them. The humor section is of the highmostly tiresome when there aint any- est type; a great part of the humor is thing new going on sometimes how I taken from Shakespeare's comedies. Any wish if there were to be a test that it student who orders a Praeco will have would last for three hours but my oh an entire lifetime to regret the purmy then the idear of writing it up it chase of such an official document. makes chill creep over me bones long nnd hard get words in riglit place newsy and breezy is what they want why shouldnt they when c s n s has a reputation fer a good paper (theres the punctuation (f n ? ? ?,„„„„„„„ :;:::::::;;;;;;;;; Young Men and Men Who Stay Young HICKOFF & WEAVER The Store of Better Values Improvements, Pro and Con The andtiorium will be redecorated for the summer session students. The memhers of the Art Club are selecting tho color scheme. As Easter is not far away some selected Red, White, and Blue, but the majority have selected Black and Blue. Fire escapes iire being located at convenient places, and all hicks will be taken off the doors. This will be an advantage as it will increase the efficiency of the girls who intend slijiping out. Most of the students who return from week ends at home are bringing hack their cars. The jiarking spaces are being well filled and more will have to be provided. Hungry? Satisfy It With Good Food Pumps or Oxfords $3.85 to $7.50 KLEWAN'S SHOE STORE 21 E. Main St. «««it#**»*it . . . . . '\ ,»o,)to»»>/ Suoj -oq Jia\[% o.taijM S5[ji3ui amu a^na aij; puos oc( noiC ;sni^ una OAI. AIOU5( a.vv Snipuo.i UI s'B ijoAi SB uoi}un;3und ut ogpiaxo UG ST; popuojut SI snj; .lanpa.! pui5( LUNCHES SERVED CANDY FRUIT ICE CREAM SODAS Dancing There will bo round and square dancing in the Gymnasium, Wednesda.y evening, April ] , 1925. Everybody is welcome. Music will be furnished by Brown Bossert's Band. The zArbor 6 NORMAL We can tell you the most beautiful way to say it Rules From Constitution and ByLaws of Girls' Dormitory Association "The noble Task is to try to comniand some one else." CARLSON, Florist AT THE MONUMENT THE SANITARY BARBER S H O P Cleanliness, Courteous Treatment and Satisfaction Guaranteed Cessna Hemstitching Shop HEMSTITCHING OF ALL KINDS PLEATING OF EVERY DESCRIPTION 310 North Grove Street Lock Haven, Pa, D AINTY SERVICE ELICIOUS CANDIES ELIGHTFUL SUNDAES BELLEFONTE AVE. Nash Millinery Shop Above Achenbaeh's SNAPPY SPORT HATS Reasonable Prices Store It is a pleasure to shop where you can have confidence in the merchandise you wish to purchase. There is satisfaction in knowing every purchase you make must be a satisfactory transaction in every respect. It is economy to buy where the prices will stand comparison. 1. It is not necessary to go to tlie rooms iit the ringing of the evening recreation bell. Students may visit one iinother from 7:15 until 10:45. Sociability is encouraged. Smoking is permissible providing incense is burned. Gift Department—Second Floor 2. From the retiring bell in the evening until the rising bell in the morning silence may be maintained throughout the building—providing no one wishes to have a "feed" or take "reducing exercises." Pillows and mattresses ma.v be used for taking somersaults. .•). Hogan's Alley may be occupied from "light out" at night until "lights on" in the morning. Council members and Faculty meinbers are excluded from these parties. 4. Boisterous conduct, such as running and screaming in the halls, calling irom the windows to visiting Football and Biisketball teams will be permissible iit iiny time. 5. Paper and other waste may be thrown from the windows in the rear of the building only. (i. The time between 8 A. M. and 4 P. M. is setaside solely for pleasure. The oiilj- exception to this is classes which maj' be held during these hours in accordance with the rules governing the use of the cl.aiis rooms. Things to Do and Not to Do J. F. TORSELL Normal School Students— Be Sure of Your Realizing the iinport.aiice of fostering a high degree of unanimity among students to provide for every one's personal comfort to the extent that all in.ay live in jieace and harmony under one roof, the following rules liave been taken from the Constitution and By-Laws of the (4irls' Dormitory Association of C. S. N. S.: 7. Visiting hours will be observed each Sunday from 1:30 to 11:30 P . M. During this time each student may entertain not more than two visitors unless special permission is given to entertain more by the proctor. Quality Shoe Repairing TIMES Call at business offices and faculty offices any time, at your own convenience. If you want a conference with Mr. Drum, call any time. If you have difficulty with your proj>riiin drop whatever subjects that may interfere. If you have a guest who desires to eat in the dining room do not bother about ;i ticket or money. If you must have a permit or excuse see "Belvie." When you are in the assembly room and the speaker rises, do not get quiet until told. I t should always be necessary to call students to order. Do not jiay any attention to the Proctor. This is your school: Do as you please. Have a good time and enjoy yourself while here. If you don't it's your own fault. HOSIERY, UNDERWEAR, DRY GOODS Smith & Winter Department Store Junior Resolutions Improvements in the Day Room Man,y improvements, both useful and ernamental, have been made in the day room for whieh the occupants thereof are duly appreciative. The first improvement is the installation of two dozen new adjustable desks se that the Zaner movement can be freely indulged in. The lights have been covered with dainty shades. This measure was taken because many of the day room students stay and study far into the night. The pipes that leaked all last fall hiive The Juniors feel certain of both the been patched so that they only leak success of their plan and the gratitude occasionally now. of the new students. The rats, exposed to the atmosphere of learning, crawled down the openings meant for ink wells, and after partakApril Fool ing of the covers of some of the books, promptly died. Rising Bell—None. Last, but not least, the piano formerWarning Bell—None. Breakfast Bell—Served in your room— ly used in the gyinnasium hiis been moved to the day room so that the stuany time. dents can practice their music. Luncheon Bell—12:00-2:00, anything yon wish. Dinner Bell—5:00-7:00. Mr. High—"If there are sixty-seven Study Hour Bell—9:45-10:00. crows sitting on a tree, and I shot three, how many were left?" Recreation Bell—8:00 a. m. on. A. Marrone—"Why-y-y, sixty-four." Retiring Bell—Any time before 3 a. in. Mr. High—"Is that right, class?" Dancing in the Country Club every B. Stiney—"No, they would all fly evening of the week from 10:00 to 1:00. Vincent Lopez's or Paul Whiteman's away." orchestra will furnish the musie. Who can say that the Juniors are selfcentered and selfish? At a ineeting of the class, held March 13, they voted that, in order to h.ave future students reap more benefits from C. S. N. S., the faculty be asked to present more intensive courses. Mr. AlacDougall will double the amount of reference work in Ed. 100. Every Junior will be required to have six hours of work in art and six in health ed. for two semesters. Mr. Trembath is going to require five hundred words a week from every student. Council Passes New Ordinance The members of the Student Council have proposed this ordinance, to remedy traffic conditions: "All students parked between the dining room door (at 4:20 p. in.) and the front entrance shall park their anatomy at an jingle of 45 degrees, with their body facing the general direction of traffic. Compliments of Chiropody Hair Bobbing Water and Marcel Waving Mrs. Jane Crowley Carson's BEAUTY PARLOR 226 EAST MAIN STREET Near the Garden Theater LOCK HAVEN'S COMPLETE LADIES' STORE **Z3l)e Clinton" Restaurant-Delicatessen Table Luxuries 312 Vesper St., Lock Haven ^ ^ e ^empe Store "The Store You'll Like to Shop In" 13-15 E. Main S t , Lock Haven, Pa. NORMAL A If Square Deal You're "From and Missouri" Then Some Come In TIMES c^lchenbach's / A BUSINESS WOMAN'S WRIST WATCH We carry a very wonderful collection of these new White Gold BULOVA Wrist Watches, a watch that combines accuracy with beauty. McEwen & Zimmerman or ICE CREAM, FANCY CAKES A N D PASTRIES Schrafft's, Norris, Page & Shaw and Martha Washington Candies. :: Assorted Sweet Chocolate and Gum Novelties WE EXTEND AN INVITATION TO THE STUDENTS AT THE OPENING OF OUR NEW STORE Achenbaeh's Gift Store and Jewelry Store Opera House Block Henry Keller's Sons Style Quality OXFORDS AND SLIPPERS 103 Main St., Lock Haven, Pa. DEPENDABLE DRUG SERVICE You Get It at Our Store Quality Goods Reasonable Prices Courteous Treatment Price Holds Banquet for Shake On the Diamond On Sunday morning at 5:45 a formal dinner dance for Shake was held b.y Price ill Mr. High's class room. The room was delightfully decorated with cactus iilants and onions, with a color scheme of pink and purple. Within the next two or three days there will be plenty of action on the baseball diamond, as there are some 26 men out seeking regular births on the coach's nine. For a short time light exercise will be the order, until the future big leaguers round into shape. The liatterymen, especially the hurlers, will be taking things easy until they are toughened up in order that the sore arm cry will not be ushered into camp. The infield will be kept busy handling the hot liners and bunts. The boys in the outfield will be engaged in the same old work in the same old wa.y—picking fungoes out of the atmosphere and trying their "peg" to home plate. Batting practice will soon be in order and the men will be called upon one be one to exhibit their skill with the stick and getting their eye on the old apple. The tirst course was the menu. The second consisted of a spaghetti-eating contest, in which Mr. Drum won with fifteen feet, two yards more than Mr. High. Mr. High came in close second, his only handicap being that during the contest he became excited aud ate his shoe strings, tying his spaghetti. The next course consisted of the dramatization of the minutes by Mr. Walk, after which the offering was lifted by Belvie. A square dance was then started, the music showing Mr. MacDougall's skill with the shoe horn and Mr. Sullivan's proficiency in handling dumb-bells. Mr. Trembath very distastefully sang, "How's Come You Do Me Like You D o ? " The banquet was pulled off without a slip, with the exception that Mr. Ulmer's mascot cow got caught in the pencil sharpener. Coach Fredericks reports that all equipment will be here in plenty of time. He has ordered 8 Daisy air rifles and a Ford car for the center fielder. Due to the fact that Mr. All was over- Since the left fielder has level footing it was decided to buy him a pair of come hy the fumes of the decorations, roller skates. the part.v broke up at an early hour. After supplying the outfielders it was The latest ofticial report is that some of the guests are recuperating, while oth- a problem to find what to protect the ers are convalescing. Come again, inner gardners with. A complete footI'rice, and give Shake another banquet ball outfit was ordered. —never to be forgotten in the history of Shake. The candidates in the girls' popularity contest are running very close together. Miss Jessie Ward is now leading. The money derived from the contest will bo used to bu.v the school a set of loaded dice, or African Golf Balls —or provide for a course in Cubical I'ingineeriiig. To Income Tax Payers Hilton & Heffner Prescription Pharmacists Prospects for the coming season look exceedingly bright and in a short time that old familiar cry will be heard— "Play B a l l ! " When the coach was asked about some of the ability of his players he gave us some useful dope. .Take Ward is a fixture