NORMAL TIMES At VOLUME 2 Central State Normal LOCK HAVEN, PA., NOVEMBER School 10,1923 NUMBER 3 MANY A M I RETURN A Famous Composer-Pianist a n d St. Joseph's, of Renovo, Heavily Old Grads About Campus—Old Large Caste Rehearsing Under Indian Princess Give Lengthy and New Friends Make Miss Alber—A Beautiful Reinforced, Held by Locals. Program of Indian Themes Joyous Week-End Sehool Pageant Normal's Game Superior Charles Wakefield Cadman, America's foremost composer-pianist, whose work has been mainly the translation into the white man's tones and rhythms of native Indian themes, and Tsianina, a decidedly good looking Indian princess, of Cherokee-Creek extraction, whose auto-biography Cadman made the basis of the American opera "Shanewis," appeared before the music lovers of Lock Haven and the student body of C. S. N. S. in a delightful program, on Friday evening, November 9. Most of the selections which made up the program, both those pla.ved by Cadman and those sung in the rich, mellow mezzo-soprano of Tsianina, were of Cadman's own composition; many of the others •yvere from Cadinan's favorite source, Indian music. r a d m a n added mnch to the understanding of the peculiar nature of his program by explanat i u i s of the source and character ot many of the iininbers. The flrst game of 192."!, the first game in the last four years for a Maroon and Grey football team, resulted in a scoreless tie. Facing a team reputed to be St. Joseph's High School, of Renovo, and on which there were at least two players who were in attendance at that institution, and sub,iected to a brand of refereeing which may not have been biased, but which did succeed beautifully in becoming incompetent at critical stages. Central State outplayed, outrushed, but did not outscore its opponents. The annual Hallowe'en dance is alwaj's one of the year's high spots. Back come all of the recent graduates, to hold reunion in these familiar scenes—and to dance. Up from town come man.y of those who owe to C. S. N. S. their education, to greet those who come back to reune—also to dance. From the old home towns come the particularly friendly friends of seniors and of juniors, bearing with them the home town news —and ready to dance. Here and there— and here and there and here and there— are manly faces endeavoring to look very well acquainted with their brand new acquaintances—brand new old friends of the family—but betraying curiosit.v as to their luck in the provision of partners. (Many a letter had gone out to nearby colleges, singing the praises of that "just a peachy girl, whom I know you'll l i k e ; I do hope you can come down and go with her.") But all of tliem looked their readiness to break into the g.vm and dance. Playing on its own field, with ever.vthing that could be controlled very much in its favor, St. .loseph's never threatened to score. At few moments in the game did they have the ball out of their own defensive territory. On the contrary, no sooner did the.v succeed in obtaining control of the ball than they were forced to kick, and the Normal learn promjitly brought the sphere back within striking distance of the St. ,Toe goal. Whenever a score loomed iiiiiniTsianina held the audience with her ueiit, however, a penalty would take the From State College came the usual strong, low-pitched voice, more of the ball safely awa.v from the home goal large delegation. From Dickinson Semicontralto than of the soprano, aud with line. nary and Bellefonte Academy came a peculiarly enjoyable Indian strain al Normal's team work left nothing to be sinallor groujis. Bucknell was there in ways perceptible iu it. Despite the demands of her hungry audience, however desired. Normal's plays ran oflf like force; Lemoyne Cornely aud others had —due, probably, to a slight cold, which clockwork. Normal's tackling was fierce, attended to that. And girls—leave it to ' was occasionally apparent—she declined so much so that time-outs were frequent. Normal for that. Tho best bibs and to appease them with many encores, a Anyone who saw that game iu expectance tuckers were out on display; and. if we special addition of Cadman's "At Dawn- of the energetic awkwardness of the play do say it ourselves, we always have a ing," being her only addition to an al- of a new and green team was pleasant- feeling of pride in the way our C. S. N. S. family looks when it puts its mind to read.y generous program. She seemed to it'eiitiliiiPil nn p.Tjrc 21 the task of impressing gala day visplease the audience especially with her itors. songs from the opera, written for her Trees, Bugs and Animals and about her by Cadman, the Indian The gym was attractivel.v done up for Mr. Ulmer and one of the nature Lament being, bj' general consent, the stud3' classes made an interesting study the occasion, too. In the center of the high note of the evening. I n the Canoe of leaves and trees on their field trip, floor was a huge pile of cornstalks, with Song, from the same ojiera, one could Tuesday, Oct. 2.3. The class started on pumpkins giving a fillip to the Halfairl.v see the young brave on the lookits .iournej' across the ciimpus, up tho lowe'en feeling. Around the hall were out for his love and hear his paddle as Boys' Glen and over the old road to the streanicrs in yellow and orange, and here it slipped in and out of the water. reservoir. Mr. Ulmer called attention to and there were jack-o'-lanterns burning. It would be hard to select among Cad- two good specimens of the beach tree Over the lights were huge crepe blankets, man's numbers. Perhaps, The Desert's which stood along the road. At the top through which the many globes of the Dusty Face, one of tho numbers in the of the hill, a honey locust tree was the big chandeliers cast just enough light suite composed by Mr. Cadman for the sub,iect for conversation and observa- to make the spirits of everyone take on mnsical setting of the sup.erfllm, Omar tion. (There was quite a scramble when just enough of the Hallowe'en feeling, Khayyam, was slightly better received all members of the class tried to get a and just enough of the romantic. by the audience than his other numbers, leaf for their collection.1 This trip was To the' strains of the Lyric orchestra but the st.'itement is open to serious not devoted to the study of leaves and more than one hundred and twenty-five doubt. Certainly his two numbers from trees alone, b u t to the study of bone- couples danced, just comfortably filling his as yet unpublished Hollj'woocl Suite set, poison sumae, and poke-berries. the big gym floor. There are few schools were warmly applauded. The second of Hard luck stories are more than ever in the state, and no Normal schools, who these numbers. To a Comedian, dedicated the rage as the day approaches upon can match that fioor for size or for by Mr. Cadman to Charles Chaplin, which the insect collections are due. dance-ability. From eight until the last proved to be no mere musical novelty, The mice have raided several collections minute of Hallowe'en the floor was but a humorous conception of high merit carrying off the legs, wings and an- covered with whirling couples, most of musicallj-. The Wolf Dance, from the tennae of the most beautiful specimens. them—the girl half of the couple, at Thunderbird Suite, was possibly the best Some unfortunate Juniors have neglect- least—were in fantastic dress. of his solo numbers on Indian themes— ed to remove the pins from their speciWe remember especially well greatand here again, so nearly uniform was mens until they have become so dry as great-grandmother in her wedding out(Continued on page 5) (Continued on pnge 2) (Continued on pnge 2) A caste of thirtj'-two is to produce in chapel just before the Thanksgiving holidays a typical school pageant, with costumes, much music, and a complete supjily of Thanksgiving spirit. Eeliearsals have been proceeding for over a week; at the time this paper goes to press; the caste has been fully selected, and the rumor has begun to circulate that the school is in for a holiday treat. Faith Van Valkenburg Vilas is responsible for the pageant selected: "The Three Thanksgivings," sub-titled "A November Humoresque." It consists, according to report, of three acts, a prologue, and an epilogue: and contrasts the present day Thanksgiving with its historical predecessors. I t is laid in that most indefinite time, the Present (which for pageant purposes is only less indefinite than that other indefinite time, the P a s t ) , in Ihe town of Anywhere, and the home of .\ii,v One Family. Like all ]iageants, it contains much music, much colorful costuming, and constant interchanging of characters iind shifting of stage pictures. The girls have been working hard on their costumes. Since the scenes shift through the seasons, and through American epochs in time as well, there will be a wide variet.v of costumes and a consequent succession of colorful scenes. The play is being taken especially seriously by the seniors. It is the ambition of our so-talented folk here to "make" the senior play, and this present pageant is to provide a tryout for many of those who take p a r t in it, helping greatly to determine their desirability for the caste of the senior play, to be given early in the second term. The caste as chosen: November Helen Blackburn Spirit of True Romance. .Evald Erickson Mr. Anyone Albert Hauke Mrs. Anyone Isabella Watson Thomas Anyone Edmund Brehman Peggy Anyone Helen Dittmar Ethel Anyone Marie Crain Cora, the Maid Margaret Beam Sally, the Seamstress Sally Gardner Thanksgiving Past. .. .Anna Mac Landis Thanksgiving Present John Follmer Thanksgiving Future Alice Kunes Pilgrims—Caroline Mallison, Lee Smeltzer, Bessie Ncarling, Elbridge Woodward. Mrs. M. T. Heart Veronica Cuneo Lord Ab Domen Carl Schrot Miss High Liver Margaret Bracken Miss Turkey ,Toe Sweeney Mince Pie Jean I n g h a m Salad Pauline Schaffner Cranberry Sauce Frances Cook (Continued on pnge 5) NORMAL MANY ALUMNI RETURN FOR HALLOWE'EN DANCE K'liiitiiiili'ii friilii piiKi' 1 I Ht, coui|ilete from veil to slijiiiera; a dear little sailor boy; a shriek of a Sheik; Queen Klizabeth, looking for a Raleigh to cast a cloak for her, and not looking vainly; a teeny-weeny clown in black and yellow, iiirouetting as much as her costume would let her—it was rather dangerous to iiirouette very vigorously in that suit: and there were a host of others, which have somewhat fused themselves in uur recollection into a parti-coloreil. liap]iily shifting and changing kaleidoscope of colors. Yes. it was a grand occasion, the best that the g.vin has seen in uiaii.v a moon. .•\nd if Xormal Times could only get hold of all the side-lights on the dance, what a write-uii it would make; all the reuiarks that were not to be repeated; all that he said about her; and all that she said aliout him; and a good crosssection of what he aud she said to each other—oh, what a write uji that would make! But none of that was intended to be news, you know; and far be it from us to betray the confidence bestowed ill us—this wa.v. Mr. Drum Explains State Bureau's Work Oct. 22, Mr. Drum gave the second of the series of talks upon "The Penns.vlvania I)e])artnient of Public Instruction." Mr. Drum onunierated the various bureaus and their scope of work. The administrative Inireuu talniintes the finances of the schools, estimates the needs, aiijiropriates the mone.v, and handles the finances of the Normal Schools. It also has charge of the courses of stud.v. The attendance bureau gathers statistics of attendance, and endeavors to keep children in school besides supervising the school census. The Bureau of Health supervises the physical training nutrition, athletics, health education, and medical inspection of stndents iu the schools. The Teachers' Bureau supervises the State Normal School and the issuing of licenses for teachers. The Bureau of School Buildings often suggests changes in buildings which save large amounts of mone.v and furnishes building surveys. There are also the bureaus of Vocations, Retirement Special Education, and Rural Education. The Bureau of Rural Education tries to form consolidated schools in all rural communities because the children in the rural district should be given the opportunity as the children in towns and cities. First Grades Perform Since it is the usual thing for the training school pupils to entertain the students in chapel, Friday morning, the first, second and sixth grade had charge of the program Nov. 2nd. The student teachers who trained the children were Helen BufBngton, Alice Ryan, Ann Peters, Alva Schooley, .and Anna Mae Landis. The program consisted of the "Dance of the Witches," by the sixth g r a d e ; dramatized song, "The Roman and English Soldiers," given b.v the first and second grades; and a very cleverly presented game, "I'm Very Very Tall," by the flrst grade. TIMES Art Club Much Alive L. A. L. of Day Room The Art Club has not been makin.g much noise this fall; that is the reason it has been receiving less than its accustomed share of attention from Normal Times and its fluttering crew of reporters. The club has been very much alive, nevertheless. It has needed all its steam for the work it has had to turn out, and has had none to spare to blow its own whistle. Gosh! (Jee, .you should be a lueniber of the L. A. L. Clever? Well, I guess, A sliecial ineeting was held in the gym on Thursda.v, Nov, 1. Each new member took some special part on the program. Some of the various members and parts taken were: A'iolet Agnew proved a scream as a dancer of the "Sheik" dance. A slieikiiig encore greeted her. Helen Bettens used her nose to play a solo, entitled "Farewell to Thee." It was almost a farewell to all, before she finished, Helen Baird gave a recitation on "Why I Bobbed My Hair." She received a heart.v encore. Alma Baird, Jo Eckenroth and Issy Herr sang "The Broken Wedding Ring." It was enough to make any thing or anybody laugh. Mae Smith gave us children an idea of a real grown up proposal to a real man, who happened to be unreal at the time, Edna Re,vnolds and Helen Miller performed b.v giving us a lumber camp clog dauce. This particular dauce should onl.v be giving in a lumber camp, is the candid opinion of ever.y one. Mariette Best and Annabelle McLean showed how an artistic sketch may be funn.v ill the gj'iii and not in Miss Yale's Art Class, At the beginning of this fall term five new niembers were elected: Leah Hile, .loanna Sweene.v, Beatrice Van Zandt, Helen Buflington, and Ethel Peterson. Five members remained from last year's club: Helen Dittmar, Grayce and Ccloua Coppersmith, Catherine Dever.aux, and Marie Crain. Miss Whitwell was also requested to join as an honorary member. It ma.y be explained to this years juniors—every one else knows it—that it is the central idea, the purpose in life, of the Art Club is to demonstrate that a r t is not a gracefully useless acconiIilishment; that, on the contrary, it is of high ]iractical value iu the everyday life of everyday people; that it is a necessity in daily living. So far this year the club has been refinishing furniture. This is a new line of work, one that might off handedly seem to be more cabinet-uiakiiig than art. If an.vone gets that mistaken idea, let him go up to the art room and take a look. If he will compare the handsomel.v decorated, livable tables and chairs there with the seediest be-8cratched pieces he can find about the storerooms of the school, he will have some idea of what practicall,y applied art has done to just that sort of discarded furniture. The club has also been designing, painting, and selling Thanksgiving cards, and is getting set for its Christmas trade. Christmas cards and small gifts. Last .year the stage settings for many of the plays, the posters for such entertainments, sehool placards, and a dozen other practical applications were made of the work. Membership in the Art Club is almost like attaining Phi Beta Kappa: no student is eligible for niembership unless his grade is two jilus or better; and even then his characteristics must meet the approval of the members. Chapel Day Sociology Class On Tuesday morning, Oct. 2;), two inembers of the educational sociologj' class gave the students an idea of the work being accomplished in that class. The flrst speaker was Mjirgaret Lo.y, whose topic was, "What Should Be Accomplished in the Schools." She brought out the fact that the schools should give the students a satisfactory knowledge of grammar, history of the universe, biograph.y of the world, languages, power of using bodies and hands nimbly, and ability to co-operate. The second speaker was Jean Peck who told about the "Play Ground Movement in America and Europe." The aims of the playground teach the children the real value of play, team work, honesty and judgment. She explained that there are not as many playgrounds in America as there should be, but that the recreation movenient was progressing. "Tickets, Please" Presbyterian Church Entertains The play production class under the (lirection of Miss Alber iiroduccd a short sketch, "Tickets, Please," at the chapel exercises on Tuesday, October .10. This was the flrst public production of the class this year, and while it can only be called rather good, yet it gave evidence of the careful work of the class, and yet more evidence that the class is fulfilling its purpose—training students in the art of presenting school plays. The story dealt with the trials and tribulations of a party of young girls, on their way to see Ethel Barr.vmore, when the tickets cannot be found. The part of Mignon, the impatient young lad.y awaiting her friends, was taken by lone Garbrick. Margaret Beam, as Charlotte, acted as the general peacemaker. Maude, who comes late and without the tickets with which she was charged, was played b.y Frieda Staiman; and Linda, the last arrival, was well done by Ida Rearick. The Presbyterian Church entertained about seventy-five of the C. S. N. S. students at a Hallow-e'en party, Tuesday evening, Oct. .30. The most novel form of entertainment was the "Dungeon of Horrors"—reached by crossing the "Bridge of Sighs." At a great distance the ghostly sounds could be heard, but, once started, there was no turning back. Bluebeard in all his glory was there with his seven wives. Even the devil was there with his coaxing personality. But, despite all these spectacular amusements everyone arrived safely at the social rooms, where the best costumes were selected in a grand inarch. After several ghost stories were told, refreshments were served, which consisted of apples, cider, pumpkin pie and doughnuts. In spite of the rainy evening, which really kept the entertainment from being dry, everyone reported a good time. NORMAL TEAM OPENS WITH A TIE SCORE I ( ' i i i i t i n i i c d f r o m p u K c 11 l.v disappointed. It was real football that Coach Wolfe's squad showed, and good sjiorting spirit under provocation that would have brought out lacks in any crowd less good sportsmen than the wearers of the Maroon and Grey. Coach Wolfe's work is bearing fruit; Normal can boast of a good team, a real team, this year. One accident marred the game. Paul Vonada was bumped rather hard; when the squad returned to C. S. N. S., Paul was left behind in the Renovo Hospital. An examination that evening, however, showed no serious results. Paul returned to us on Sunda.v, his good-natured grin concealing just as much pep aud scrap as ever. It would have been more satisfactory, of course, to have pried the lid oflf with a victory. To have come so close, to have won a game so many ways over, and to have to be content with a scoreless tie, is naturally disappointing to our scrapp.v warriors. But it is no secret that practicall.v everyone except the team themselves hoped for victor.y, but expected defeat. In outplaying the St. Joe team. Captain Ward's gang tied the opposing team, but beat the psychological jinx that went up from here with them. It seemed more than reasonable, much more than reasonable, to expect that from the small nuinber of good fellows ill the east dorm, most of them green to the game, could be molded an.ytliing but a losing team. The school is doubly pleased with their showing, therefore. The prophecy made in these columns—that better teams may win games for C, S, N. S. in years to come, but that a gamer team will never wear her colors—is borne out b.v the events. Hats oflf, Normal, to a fighting crowd of real sportsmen. A long cheer for the team. High School 3rd, Downed Much of the success of Coach Wolfe's plans this year have been due to the cooperation between our own small squad ICoiitliniod on page 3) Trees, Bugs and Animals ( C i i i i t i i i i i p d f r o m piiKc 11 to crumble when touched. Still other collections are victims of museum pests. But one living thing in C. S. N. S. escapes the dail.y spinach ration and he is preserved under a screen in the Nature Stud.v room. As a substitute for spinach rations, he devours a small frog each day. When last observed, Mr. Big Bull Frog was trying to swallow the legs of a smaller comrade, having already succeeded in eating the rest of the unfortunate victim's body. After seeing a vast amount of live stuff, we turn our attention to pictures of nature on the screen. The advantage of this is two fold. It impresses the work more firmly upon the minds of the stndents, and gives some a chance for a necessary nap. Bulb planting is the latest wrinkle in Nature Study. Wednesday, 31, a class went over to Mr. Ulmer's garden to plant hyacinths. Here ever.yone pitched in to "Work for the spring is coming when our flowers will bloom."—maybe, if they are planted right and the bulbs are O. K. NORMAL NORMAL TIMES ^ o ^ n l l l Tluii's is puhlislipd a t Central S t a t e Normal .Seliool, I.oclt Haven, P e n n a , , by tlie Biiaril of Editors ot Norinal T i m e s , Tlie suhsiTiption r a t e (or one vear is Jl„'iO Address all cummimlfations to T, W, Trembatli. Fni'llll.v Manager, Loclt H a v e n , I'enna. Editor-bi-Cliief S a r a Ilannn A s s i s t a n t Editors—Cleona Coppersmith a n d Helen Dittmar. Associate Editors—Grayce Coppersmitli and Marie Crain. Sports Editor Lucille lUirnham Cliapel News E d i t o r Sara Gardner Clnb News Editors—Rulll Malone and Edith Biirgreson. Bxeliange Editor Velma Eidge Us and Others F r a n c e s Conic Alumni E d i t o r Ruth Ward Humor Grace English and B u t h LanRsford Illustrations E r d a Maurer Circulation M a n a g e r N e t a White A s s i s t a n t Circulation M a n a g e r — C a t h e r i n e Deveraux, A d v e r t i s i n g M a n a g e r s — J u l i a Coffey and Frieda Staiman, Acceptance for m a i l i n g a t special r a t e of postage (irovided for in section 110,3, Act of October 3, 1917, autliorized J u l y 3. 1928, NOVEMBER 10, 1923 What's the Trouble? School spirit is lacking this year around our Normal. First, of all we need a cheer leader, someone who has lots of pep and can keep things moving. There are many occasions when a school song or cheer would be appropriate. The Juniors have not heard the songs and cheers the Seniors know, but they might surprise us by making uji some new songs and cheers, A little junior tells us that school sjiirit is one of the things that makes a school poiiular. Well, we have i t ; all we need is to get started. Why doesn'l someone call a mass nieeting? Come, Normal, "Let's Go!" Round Table Conference Here The semi annual round table conference of su|ieriiiteiHleuts aud principals of Ceiitral i'l iiusvlvaiiia will be held (111 Fl da.v and Saturda.v, Noveiiiber 1(1-17. Sch iii'iiien will be here from ten surroiiiiiliii ; counties, most of them as the tuests of the Xormal .'school overiiieht. The Friila.\' afternoon session, over which Superintendent J. J. ly.vnch, of St. Mar.vs, iiresident of the conference, will lireside, will be devoted to the general consiileration of health education. Miss Doroth.v Tlenniston, director of health education here, will conduct a demonstration on the Normal School athletic fleld and in the g.vmnasium, using classes from the training school to give a broad idea of what may be reasonably acconijilished in the elementary grades. Following the demonstration, which is to last from .'i;00 to 4:00, the conference will meet for round table discussion. The following topics are listed for possible treatment: 1. What is Health Education? 2. The school lunch period as an opportunit.v for health education. .'1. What to do for the undernourished, 4, Modern Health Crusade. 3. Pla.vground equipment. 6. The administration of athletics in a program of health education. 7. Basketball for girls; what rules? 8. What the teacher and the principal can do to improve sanitary conditions in the existing plant. Friday evening at 7:.'^0 the conference will be entertained by the music department of the Normal School. The Glee Club is expected to give one or two choruses at this time. The school will be (Continued on p a g e 0) NORMAL TEAM OPENS WITH A TIE SCORE ICoiitililied frnlil jiuge '2t and the huskies who work for Coach Hoag, of Lock Haven High School. The high scliool team has the best team in its history this ,vear, a team almost certain to be chosen to represent the western half of this state in the annual intersectional contest for the state chamiiionship. It has had an excellent record all season, both in the running up of onesided scores and in playing the game in accordance with its spirit as well as its rules. Its success is no more than its due, and, as is usually the case when a successful team is also a fair and square team, it has had the good wishes of this whole community with it. This Normal School has shared in the rendering of good wishes for the .success of the high scliool stalwarts. Both this first team and the two other reserve teams have worked with the Normal squad, giving it the much needed scrimmage practice whicli has brought out the smooth running of the pla.vs and the hard, sure tackling evidenced in the Renovo game. By way of preparation for that game, on the Frida.v one week before it the local team lined up against the high school third team. Earlier in the season this same team had put it over the green squad by a single touchdown, in a game iu which coaching of both teams was permitted, and the selection of plays was largely a matter of coaching rather than team judgment. This Frida.v game was the flrst ]ilayed with full quarters and without outside assistance. Normal's rapid improvement manifested itself from the start. With its first evidence of real football skill, its first upreariug above the sandlot sort of game, the Normal squad ran away with the pluck.v lads from the high school, ('lean haiidliiig of the ball, a fair assortment of pla.vs, hard tackling, and particularl.v good line pla.v, surjirised Norniars best wishers. TIMES Neither the St. .Toe's nor the high .school lineup are available as this paper goes to press; and the pressure of time makes it necessar.v that the.v be omitted. Manager Blackford has done a rather good job with the football scliediile. He was given such a late start iu his task of schedule making that must of the teams with which he desired to book games alread.y had filled their programs. In some cases, as with Dickinson Semiiiar.v, who wished a game with us for November 10, other schools had open dates, but they fell at the same time as those on whieh we had already scheduled games. Also, until rather late in the season, this being the first season in recent years in which the Normal School has attempted to put out a football team, it was decidedly uncertain whether the strength of the team was sufficient to take on an.v formidable opponents. In spite of all obstacles. Manager Blackford has succeeded in filling week-end dates for the month of November. On November 10, St. .loseph's High School, of Renovo, will be met at Renovo. The following Saturda.v Cooper Township High School will be pla.ved at Winburne, and on November 24 the fast .Tcrse.v Shore High School squad will be met at .lerse.v Shore. The least satisfactor.v feature of the schedule is that all these games must be ])Iayed on foreign fields. This greatly lessens the school's opportunity to carry off victor.v. Nn better arrangeinents could be made, however; and we are very glad indeed that Coach Wolfe aud his squad are breaking open the game of football for us ngnin. Normal used to be represented b.y fast teams. This .vear's team is putting the Maroon .and Grey back on the gridiron. This year's team ma.v win; more likel.v it will lose; but it will win or lose fighting, and the whole school is back of it ;iiid proud of it. Next .vear sliould mean a better team, and the .vear after that a still better one, C. S, N, S, is back iu the game again, and that is the main thing. Three touchdowns, one goal from the field, aud one tr.v-for-point, scored b.v T have a dand.v Alumni Note, but the ]ihicemeiit goal route, ran up Nor•a n't remember just when he died. mal's twent.v-two points. Several other chances to score went glimmering when A Number of Things the high school lads let loose a dogged .Tack Follmer is invited to sing for us defense. On the defensive the high "The Wearing of the Green," school lads shone; offensivel.v they had .Toe Beaujon demonstrated for one of nothing, a solitar.v first down representMiss Denniston's hiking gym classes how ing accuratel.v their aggressive success. abruptly she could come to a sitting posiNormal's first touchdown came after tion in the middle of the road n-itliout a stead.y march up the field, four min- knocking her plans out of kilter and setutes being sufficient to take the ball ting herself back another year. over. Ward scoring through right tackle Overheard in Nature Study: "That from the five .yard line. In the second isn't the caterpillar that belongs to my quarter a jirett.v drop kick by Ward family." We think ours is safe at home, added three. The third period went too. scoreless, though the Normal team Sara Claster. iu Oral Expression: threatened at all times. The last two scores came in quick succession in the "Her husband was a d r u g store," Oh, last period, Hane.y blocking a kick on girls, he's wonderful, Paul Vonada says his dog can laugh the high school thirt.v-yard line, the ball rolling almost to the goal line af- just like five of the junior girls. When ter rebounding, where Hane.y fell on it. are you going to shoot him, Paul? A single pla,y took it over, Hauke scorMiss Alber says that the bellow of a ing. Almost immediately after the kick- cow is a musical sound. There ought to off, Ferguson took a high school return be a wheeze in that one; you extract it. kick on Normal's forty-yard line, and More junioral misinformation: "When ran sixty yards through the high school we inhale, the diaphragm expands, and team, aided by effective interference, when we exhale it detracts." But befor the last touchdown. Ward made the fore Miss Denuiston has done with her try-for-point good this time, adding the physical culture you have no idea how last of our 22 points. much it will add. WE GATHER THAT— In au editorial, "Does ('ramniiiig I'a.v," The Student of Central Missouri State Teachers' College sa.vs: "Bright, ineiliuin, and uneuergetie students, beware of cramming. Study a little each night," The Senior class of Central Missouri State Teachers' (College is having much difliculty in deciding whether,or not the class shall sit together in the auditorium at chapel. The opjiosition comes luainl.y from the married Seniors' men whose wives belong to other classes. Of course nobody knows, but maybe their wives object fo the separation too. The new auditorium at C. M. S. T. C. has been completed; the first assembly was held in it on Oct. 24. A pipe organ and two jiianos will be placed in the auditorium soon. At the Central Missouri State Teachers' Association, over 1,200 teachers, many of whom were alumni, visited the auditorium and helped the stndents enjoy its beauty. An orchestra has been organized at Clarion State Normal School. It has already been tried out at various social affairs of the .school. The Cape Girardeau College, Mo,, celebrated the fiftieth aiiuiversar.v of its establishment on Oct. 25. The da.v wiis marked b.y a very spectacular parade and a game with their old enemy, CarViondale. At San Diego State Teachers' College thirt.v ^vouieii are out for swimming jiractice two nights a week. The beginners and tliose farther advanced are working towards ]iassiiig the swimming tests to gain credit for eiubleins. Miss Charlotte Kiiiitzig, a scenario student at Temple I'liiversit.v. has just sold a scenario to riiiversal Pictures Cor])orati(iii, This was her lirst effort at writing for production. Professor A'. M, Coil.v, a noted iis.vchologist, has become a member of the facult.v at Tem]ile, He is widely known among the ii.s.vchologists of this countr.v, particularl.v for his "The Estimation of .Tuvenile Incorrigibility," published as the result of private psychological research. As the high note of the Semi-Centennial Celebration at Cape Girardeau Teachers' College, Missouri, a memorial tablet was unveiled in honor of the members of their college faniil.v who died in the World War. On the tablet were inscribed the names of seventeen young men and one young woman. As we read of that unveiling, we also pay honor quictl.v to them, and to all others who fell in the same high undertaking. The upperclass students of Pittsburgh Xormal School, Kansas, voted last week to compel all Freshman girls to wear green caps. The willfull.y disobedient Freshmen were paraded through the cafeterias at lunch time, their ankles tied together with twine. It's a hard life, girls. The Weekly Messenger, of Washington State Normal, has publislied a recipe for fiunks. This may be useful here; "Take one pound of liluffs, stir in a few excuses, add a dance or two, flavor with joyrides and midnight strolls. Boil continuously, stir before using, and serve in generous portions before the end of (Continued on i«ij;i' '') NORMAL HI-GRADE Young Men's Clothing and Furnishings Shake once again gave the new students an opportunity of spending a pleasing evening in C. S, N. S. by an entertaininent in the auditorium on FriAT day, Oct. 26, 192.3. Those who had attended the other programs anticipated au enjo,yable evening, but this one was so much better than the previous one that it was a surprise. The first number to be given was a few nursery rhymes by some of the dorm's "Little Girls." Then followed: Recitation Kelly Ingram Nellie Moore Pantomime. .A Country Girl at the Movies Ann Peters K Play The Gimmies Doctor Amy Baker Mothers—Glad.vs Harm, Ella Forcey Children—Flossie Smith, Helen Thall, Esther Wardrope, Kathryn Brosius Pantomime Opera Stars Gertrude Lynott, Helen Gregory Song Smiling Thru' Beatrice Van Zandt Monologue.. , ,Mame and I at the Movies Amy Baker Challenge from the Prieites for a literary contest to be held in .lanuary, was The Store That read and discussed. The challenge was Appreciates accepted. A short business meeting was held after the program. Many now stuChats About Children's Books dents took tho opportunity to become a One of the pleasant recollections of Shake. our own eliildhood was tliat of hours Price Society carried out an unusual spent over a rather quaintly illustrated program at its weekl.y nieeting in Price small copy of the Water Babies. l i k e Hall on Friday, Nov. 2. After the reading all such recollections, only the major of the minutes, John Fulmer was elected fact of liking or disliking stood out—and we remembered that we had liked it. editor of the Gazette which is Price's Consequently, last year, when there weekly paper. Moderate Prices W e Solicit Your Patronage May W e Have It? A* Hickoff & Weaver drifted into my hands a set of gorgeous illustrations by Jessie Wilcox Smith (and there is not an American illustrator at work who has more of the knack of beautifull.y appealing to the imagination of real boys and girls) for a Dodd, Mead and Company edition of Water Babies, our impatience to renew acquaintance lead us to rush in an immediate order. We have the book. Perhaps i t would be better, to preserve childhood illusions, not to come again into too familiar associations. We could not renew that old feeling of unalloyed pleasure. Our ideas of that volume have been shattered. That is not quite accurate, perhaps; it would be more truthful to say t h a t they have been diluted. We know now what we once probably recognized b u t ignored. When we were a boy, lying on our stomach with that quaintly illustrated (Continued on page 0) Here's a word from the Wise: " / ordered Normal Times for one whole Year." Are You Wise? Send $1.50 to Normal Times, Lock Haven It was decided to hold at t h a t time a practice session in parliamentary laws. Lucile Burnham was elected temporary chairman and Evald Ericson, vice president. On account of a sudden cold, Lucile Burnham was unable to take charge of the meeting, so the vice-president presided as chairman. An im- TIMES promptu debate was held on several questions, which were then voted upon. The annual installation services of the Y. W. C. A. was held in the gym, Oct. 24, at 6:45 p. in. About forty new members were enrolled. The Y. W. color scheme of blue and white was carried out in every detail, Blanche Smith, president, conducted the services, aided by members of the cabinet, Frances Cook, representing the spirit of the Y'. W., held high the torch of friendship, as the new members lit their candles at the large Friendship Candle. A circle was formed and the Christian Endeavor benediction was repeated. The Y. M. C. A. met Wednesday night with a large jiercent of the members present. The meeting was called to order, Schrot, acting as chairman. The program consisted of several songs, and hymns, scripture reading, and a very interesting talk by R. W. Hoxworth, Boy Scout Executive. He is a man who is very well learned along those lines. This probably is why his message, "Work and Honor of the Boy Scout" was so splendidly delivered, Tho meeting closed at 7:1.5 promptly, with hopes for future programs as excellent as this one. A short business meeting, followed by a program which was held by Sh.ake on Friday, Nov. 2, 192,1. The literary contest, challenge by Price during the previous meeting, was voted upon and accepted. The following program was given: Piano Solo,. .Grande Marche De Concert Veronica Cuneo Poems from Tfiley's Songs of Cheer Beatrice Van Zandt Charades—Arranged by Esther Fyock, Flossie Smith, Amy Baker, Grace Coppersmith "The Ragged.y Man" and other poems of Rilcys Nellie Moore Piano Solo Popular Pieces Gertrude McDermott Dance Visitors Heard in the Library Among the Alumni and visitors in attendance at the Hallowe'en Hop we noticed and noted down a few, just a very few of all those back. We apologi/.e to all those whom she did not see, but— well, you know how it i s : we were having such a good time ourselves that we hadn't much time to spare for anyone else but our partners. Anyhow, we noted in attendance Irene Salada, Hebecca Smith, Kathryn Eishell, Kathryn Fortney, David Way, John Moore, Edgar Mallory, Mitchell Ferguson, Henry Myers, Leslie Himes, Carl Dietrick; Bill Moore, of the class of 1921; Margaret Farwell, Margaret Miller, Geraldine Gaffney, Lemoyne Cornely, Sam Diehl, of 1922; Mary Mowrer, Ann Kennedy, Katherine Cawley, Jean Sissler, Jean Hahn, Gertrude Harper, Gwendolyn Glise, Mary Thompson, Katherine Stangel, Dawson McDonald, Ernest Schrot, Hester Liddle, Mildred Fickes, Leila Anderson, and Hilda Leathers, of 1923; and Tot Schenck and Gretchen Williams, ex—'24. He—"Won't you please give me some idea about our initiation?" She—"Why no, it would spoil all the fun." He—"What fun?" She—"Wait and see." (Puts head in book, literally speaking). He—"We won't have to do anything foolish, will we?" She—"Huh ? Oh, no. Well, maybe."— Sigh—"Geo whiz, how do you expect a person to get this, and listen to y o u ? " He—(After a pause, being sorta squelched, she was a senior, he was a green junior) "Are we going to have any eats?" She (Reading aloud)—"The big pig—" He—"I don't like your sarcasm." She—"What did you say?" He leaves the room. She (Looking up from her etory for Kindergarten, next day)—"What's the matter with him? Said something about not liking ham. Well, we can have some cheese sandwiches, too." r EOPLE who know about good Shoes will, of their own accord, turn their steps in this direction when in need of Footwear. 1 To those who don't know, we have this to say: this reliable Shoe store offers you the best Shoe value at any stated price your money can secure. MEN'S SHOES $4.00 to $8.50 WOMEN'S SHOES $3.50 to $7.50 RLEWANS' 21 E. Main Street A Health to October Here's a health to October, dream— sandaled October, Queen of the quiet lands, dusk-eyed and sober— Long be the reign of her, gladsome aud good! The fay folk have kept her A goldenrod scepter. Have raised her a throne in a deep solitude. Where crisp, crinkled, dead leaves, golddappled and red leaves Mellowly, Yellowly, Flame in the wood. Long stilled is the singing, the silvery singing. Of brooks that down June-lands tripped blithely, out-flinging Notes soft as the chimes of a clearcadeneed bell; Tho quail's shrill insistence Has died in the distance: Sabbatical silence wraps all in its spell, Save where through the hushes some brown-throated thrushs Lyrical Miracle Drifts from the dell. So, a health to October, dream-sandaled October, Queen of the quiet lands, dusk-eyed and sober. Long be the reign of her, gladsome and good. And dark days not seek h e r l Up, with a breaker! A health to October! I pledge her again I A beaker of darkling, warm-beaded and sparkling Muscadine, Dusky wine. Bright to her r e i g n ! (Note; We have taken the preceding poem from one of our contemporaries. It is against our editorial policy to bor(Oontlnued on page B) i NORMAL Our Nature Corner This being the hunting season, our attention turns naturally to those animals that man is trying to destroy. Most of these are perfectly harmless, and would make delightful pets if man w^ould only meet them half way. Let us focus our attention on the squirrel. Mrs. Comstock gives, in her "Handbook of Nature Study," a delightful description of these beautiful little animals. They are also well described in "American Animals," by Stone and Crum ; while Burgess tells, in his "Animal Book for Children," of the familiar characters of Happy Jack, Chatterer, and Striped Chipmunk, in a most delightful way. Y'ou do not have to go to books, however. Instead, see how many of the following observations you can make for yourselves: 1. Where have you seen a squirrel? Does it walk, trot, or leap? 2. In climbing a tree does it hide behind the trunk, go straight up, or go around in spirals? S. Does a squirrel always follow the same path in going to and from his hiding place? 4. Describe a squirrel's t.ail? How long is it compared to his body? Of what use is it to the squirrel in summer? In winter? 5. What does a squirrel eat in the autumn? In spring? In .summer? 6. How much squirrel language can J-ou understand? 7. How are the teeth of a squirrel arranged? S, How many kinds of squirrels do you know? Don't forget to write to the Nature Study Department, C. S. N. S„ Lock Haven, Penna., about what you do and see. Maybe your letter will be published here next month. If there are any questions you want to ask about anything, w r i t e : we will answer them for you just as well as we can. We Gather That— (Coiitiimed on page S) the semester." I t ought to produce a perfect batch of fives here. Though hazing is dying out generally, it is still very much in existence in some institutions. Last week at Allegheny College several students were badly burned as the result of having nitrate of silver rubbed on their faces. Hazing maj' add something to the spice of college life when it is not carried too far. I t is invariably, sooner or later, carried too far. A church census of Slippery Rock Normal showed that, out of 340 students, 150 are Presbyterians; 78, Methodist; 22, Baptist; 19, Catholic; 17, Lutheran; and 8, Jews. Other denominations have small representations. A Health to October (Oontioued from page 4) row anything from anyone, b u t this is worth preservation. We, and you, owe thanks to Louisiana State Normal School, Natehtoohes, La., and to Hilton H. Greer; also to Current Sauce, the school paper, which recognized the worth of these lines and conveyed them to us). Alma Walsh (down town viewing a big smokestack)—"Oh, is that the Observation Tower in Normal Times?" CADMAN AND TSIANINA IN PLEASING PROGRAM iCuiitiiineil from pilgc 1) the appreciation of his audience, the statement is hesitatingly made. Mr. Cadman exhibited a genuine Indian flagolct at tho opening of the second part of his program, and on it gave four or five short Indian melodies, one of which he at once translated into its nearest equivalent on the piano. It was noticeable that, while the theme was recognizably the same, much of the woodsy, aboriginal flavor of the flagolet had been lost in transition; also that in its place there were added atmospheric effects that made it more acceptable to the more sophisticated white ear. TIMES Normal's Music Course The music department of this school is now operating an unusual series of piano training lessons to the students of this school and to the people of this locality. The work under Mr. All has caught on finely; a nuinber of piano students have been taking the work, and have been spreading the news of its worth to them. The general plan of this course has been following the Progressive Series of Piano Lessons, edited and compiled by universally accepted leaders i n instrumental music, under the general guidance of Leopold Godowsky. Such musicians as Sauer, Hoffman, and .lohnstone are his assistants on the editorial staff. The work is sent, week by week, from one general headquarters, b u t not to the student of music. The work should in no way be confused with a correspondence course; it has no essential points in common with that rather futile way of learning. Instead, the weekly lessons come to the instructors in music. The student follows them under the direction of his instructor. The superiority of such a course over that offered by an instructor of his own invention is rather evident. It is easily possible for normal school students to turn their spare time into musical education. For those whose musical ambition may take them, some day, into advanced musical instruction, it is of interest to know that the credits given here will be received at any recognized college or conservatory. (]|oinplete (^Complexions F ROM t h e first washing of the face with a p u r e wholesome skin preserving soap t o t h e final dusting with a nice talcum or face powder. Complete complexions a r e a t your option. I t is only a question of buying the best of toilet supplies from the b e s t of drug s t o r e s and a t the fairest of prices. This second nuniber of this year's wonderful program was a distinct change from the first. I t is impossible to compare numbers so different in character as those given by Miss Tiffany and Mr. Cadman; hence it is not possible to state which of the two ranked higher musically. Certainly we are glad to have had them both, glad to have been able to see and to some extent to know two such famous personages. The next to appear will be the young Russian violinist, Toscha Seidel. The Columbia records have made his artistry S. E. Corner Main and Vesper Sts. known in all musical American homes. He is one of the world's three greatest violinists at this time, ranking with W H E N you know your hat is Kreisler and Heifetz. December 14 will bring him to US. Cadman's program: becoming, you can get the last Part I ounce of joy out of every minute 1. Vocal Solos—(a) Invocation to the Snn God (from the Zuni Indians), of life. Troyer. (b) Love's Proposal (Zuni), P o t t e r Alumni Banquet Troyer. (c) By the Waters of MinThe Potter Count.v Alumni of Central netonka, (Sioux melody), Lieuranee. State held their annual reunion and 24 E a s t Main S t r e e t banquet at the Y'cllow Bowl Tea Room, Tsianina 2. Piano Solos—(a) The Pompadour's Coudersport, during the annual county Style, Beauty and Individuality in Fan (Revised version), Cadman. (b) instituto. Thirty-five of Lock Hiiven's MILLINERY Love Song, Cadman. (c) To a Vanish- large family sat down at table together ing Race (Navajo) Cadman. (d) at 6:30 on October 25, and brought back Where, oh, where are the dayroom stuWolf Dance (from Thunderbird Suite) for a time old tales of life at C. S. N. S. dents? Seibert App as toastmaster kept every- Where, oh, where are the dayroom stuCadman. Cadman 3. Vocal Solos—(a) The Naked Bear thing moving. None of the present dents (Ojibway), Cadman. (b) From the faculty members of the school were pres- Where, oh, where are the dayroom stuLand of the Sky Blue Water (Omaha), ent; somehow the occasion had not tied dents Cadman. (c) Ho, Ye Warriors (Sioux), itself up with the usual representative Safe now iu their own domain. Cadman. (Encore at this point. The of the school; but among the gusets of Loser's Lament, Blaekfeet) Tsianina, honor was a former member of our faculty. Professor Yoder, who a t one Part II time was head of the work in music 1. Mr. Cadman exhibits an Indian flagohere, and who now is kept busy continulet, plays a number of Indian love ously conducting the group singing of songs on it, and gives a short talk on teachers institutes and similar large Indian folk song. gatherings. Senator Woodbridge Ferris, 2. Vocal Solos, (a) Tell Her My Lodge of Michigan, and Miss Ferris were also Is Warm (Ojibway), Cadman. (b) among the honored guests. The Connecticut Mutual P.ale Moon, Logan. (c) Aria-Canoe Life Insurance contract Normal Times has not been informed Song, from the opera Shanewis, Cadas to just who were present at the banis especially valuable to man. (Encore given here. At Dawnquet, nor of the names of the officers ing, Cadman) Tsianina teachers. elected by the Potter County Alumni 0. Piano Solos, (a) The Desert's Dusty Association for the ensuing year. That That is why many of the Face (from Omar Khayyam Suite), news will be passed along as soon as it Cadman. (b) Twilight at Sycamore has been received. C. S. N . S. faculty and Nook (from Hollywood Suite), Cadalumni are Connecticut man. (c) To a Comedian (from HollyCOLORFUL PAGEANT wood Suite), Cadman. (Encore at this GIVEN THANKSGIVING Mutual policy holders. point, June on the Boulevard, also (Continued from page 1) from the Hollywood Suite, Cadman). Bon Bous Gladys Mooney A postal card will b r i n g any Celery Mary Adam Part I I I information you desire Carl Smoke 1. Selections from the American Opera, Mr. Poor Relation Alva Schooley Shanewis, Cadman. (a) Intermezzo, Mrs. Poor Relation Ann Peters (b) Aria-The Spring Song of the Pansy Poor Relation Bryon Blackford Robin Woman, (c) Aria-Indian La- Mr. Clerk Cora Healey ment (Into the Forest Near to God I Mrs. Clerk Special Agent Newsboy Jesse Ward Go) LOCK HAVEN, PA. Pianist E u t h Langsford Princess Tsianina and Cadman Prieson's Pharmacy Mrs. L. L. Yost The Connecticut Mutual Life Insurance Company HARRY R. ZIMMERMAN NORMAL TIMES m Chats About Children's Books Clinton Institute to Meet Here The annual Clinton County Institute meets in Lock Haven through the week of November 12. The instructors are to be Dr. W. D. Henderson, of the Universit.v of Michigan ; Dr. ,1. I. Woodruff, of Siisqueliinina University; Professor J. W. Yoder, formerly of the Normal School facult.v, wlio is in charge of the music; and Professor Ulmer, Professor Trembath, and Miss .Jessie Scott Himes, of the Normal School faculty. The Wednesday afternoon session of the institute is to be held in the auditorium of the school, an innovation in county institutes here. So many of the Clinton County girls have attended this school that it will be something like a homecoming for most of tliem. The other sessions of the week will be held, as usual, in the county court house. Round Table Conference Here H'oiitiinicil from piiKC 3) out in force to hear the girls in their iirst public singing of this year. At 8:00 the general topic for discussion will be Improving School Facilities W^itliout Increasing Cost. Listed as suggested tojiics under the main discussion 1. The iilatoon system. 2. Departmentalized instruction from the third grade upward. :i. The Dalton plan. 4. Special classes for bright children: how administered? Superintendent Lillibridge, of McKean County, will jireside at this session. The Saturday morning session, in accordiiiice with recent custom, will be held ill tlie .•iiiditorium of the Lock H:iveii High School. Superintendent .T. .1. Lyiicli will Jireside at this session also, A miscellaneous collection of topics, administrative in nature, are listed for this meeting. 1. The stockroom for supplies and the handling of teachers' requisitions. 2. Tlie .janitor nnd his functions. :i. Teiiiliers' meetings: frequency, jiiiriKise for Uiis year, how conducted. 4, Any subject Y'OU desire to have discussed. ,"). Election of officers. This Central Pennsylvania TJound Table conference is a xnirely voluntary organization, which iu the many years of its existence has met in all parts of this general territory, although most of its meetings, due to its accessibility and man}' conveniences, have been held here at the Normal School. The topics for discussion are those suggested by the members tlieniselves; the discussion is carried on as they wish; the exchange of ideas has jiroved to bo mutually helpful, so much so that it is rare to "import" a sjieaker, the conference desiring to confine itself to its own immediate problems. Incidental to the profit the members ma.v obtain for themselves, benefits have accrued to many a graduate of this school, the schoolmen in attendance fre<|ueiitly seizing the opport u n i t y for going over Central State's thorough going system of teaching records ami interviewing here would-be teachers fm- their, s.vstems. The school always enjo,ys the atmosp h e r e of informality, the telling of stories a n d the bantering that goes on outside of the general sessions, and the p r a c t i c a b i l i t y of the discussions at tho scheduled meetings. SAVE TIME—SAVE STEPS-SAVE MONEY GO T O The GRIFFITH Store 5-10-25 and Variety Stationery Office Supplies School Supplies House Furnishings Toys and Games Party Favors Candy Notions Hardware Camp Supplies Hosiery Millinery cTMEMBER OF CONSOLIDATED MERCHANTS SYNDICATE An Association of Merchants Operating; Over 900 Stores November Book Review Rollickings of the R. O. L.'s "Old Curiosity Shop"—The Library. "Girl of the Liiiiberlost"—Alma Walsh. "Seventeen"—Albert Hauke. "Penrod"—Ted Brehman, "Seats of the Mighty"—The Chapel Seats. "Lorna Dooiie"—Gertrude McDermott, "Vanity Fair"—Beth Llewelyn. "Trail of the Lonesome Pine"—Girls' Glen. "Rip Van Winkle"—Christian Feit. "Her Father's Daughter"—Catherine Rank. "No Man's Land"—Girls' Camiius. "Tall and Miglity"—Elbridge AVoodward. "Little Lord Fiiuiitelroy"—Jack Follmer. "Mostly Bo.vs"—Marie Crain. "Feeding the Family"—Miss Love. A ''kid P a r t y " was held in the gym "Salome"—.Io Sweeney. Oct. 2(i by a number of .Iunior girls. "The Shiek"—Don Glossner. The particijiants presented themselves in curls, hair ribbons, short dresses and Faith, I ilidn't think this was St. socks. The main feature of refreshments seemed to be lolly-pops, according Patrick's Day. Of course, mistakes can to reports. Those present were: .Adeline ha])i)en even in Irbsli families. Sure, IVnton, Margaret Heylmun, Hilda Bur- and it is only Nov. 211. Seems to me, rows, Dorothy Robb, Twila Matthew, somebody has "skidooed" some place. Faye Lord, Alta Shoenfelt, Katlierine But why all this shamrock effect around Morris, Anna Mae Landis, Alice Kunes, the class since it isn't old Erin's Fourth of July. Faith, and if the e s anyone and Thelma Krumbine. can help ns here's the one. Eat beans and ice cream with a knife. Enjoying ye olden days through the medium of puffless, roll-less, ratless haircomb. Being iodiued on the neck to burn out the rubber. Breath taking gallo]is on the elevator. Wearing a tooth brush around the neck so as not to lose it. Imitating a clown by wearing one black and one white stocking. Wearing hat and carrying umbrella around for remembrance of ''safet,y first." Investigations reveal the fact that the notorious ghosts of first floor west are not indulging in those bair-riiisiiig escapades any more. Wonder why.' Has the student council visited your room too Ah m e ! 'tis only eight o'clock And lo! not even one wee talk with friend or foe. Only mc nnd myself knows our tale of woe. Jewelry According to a junior theme, the Hallowe'en dance was a costume affair, at which most of the girls wore costumes and some of the boys did. Well, we ought to be glad for that much, we suppose. Store and Gift Shop McEwen & Zimmerman O p e r a H o u s e Block The Latest Things in Gifts The Highest Quality in Jewelry Where the J^ormal Students Shop ICoiitiiiiii'ii I'roni IHIKC 4) liook flat on the floor under our eyes, we probabl.v had sense enough to skip hastily through those sections which our liasty sanijilings assui-ed ns were not to our palate. Being older, Ave jilodded through it all, with our small audience lending silent endorsement or condemnation ; and we realized that much of Kingsley's tale, classic for children tlioiigh it may be, is feeble fodder for the children I know. The Isle of Tomtoddies, all heads and no bodies, is weak satire and not for children; the Doasyoulikcs lying under the flapdoodle tree, letting the flapdoodle droji in their mouths, is—rot, and dry rot, at that, for children. Teacher, if you can ignore these spots, which make up most of Tom's penitential travels (Tlie penance is unmerited by the gravity of his crime, we bow our feeling) and can read just the fairytale-nature-tale of the chimney sweep who turned into a water baby, and who was none too kind to the water things who became his companions, and w'lio pulled them and poked them and howked them about until he was properly punished (and then some) we think you will find your small audiences of about third grade age listening as intentl.v as did mine; the stor.y, with some skillful elisions, has all the appeal for small imaginations that it ever had; and the little moralogucs which it carries with it wil! go over just as irresistibly iis they ever did with active children. We believe the book can be read in the fifth or sixth griides, and that it will take its place in the recollections of many of your boys ami girls just as it did in mine. But if ^'oii read, after Tom lias begun his travels, and occasionally before, skiji. Skip heroically. Ski]i often, jiiecing the tale together with the needlework of vonr telling, rather than the long-drawn r.-inibliiigs of a clergyinau—father, who wrote beautifull.y as a father, and who occasionally lapsed into regrettable sermonizing, iiiiadulterated by fatherhood. There is nothing wrong with tiie Water Babies, except its unnecessar.v freight of occasional moralizing. It is—the rest of it—as real and as likable and as different a child's stor,y as any child ever had the chance to hear or to read. And with those Jessie Wilcox Smith pictures —well, I regret the necessity of qualifying m,y childish recollections with these mortifying judgmaticalisms, but I am mighty glad to have the book on my shelves, so that my charges may grow a little older with Tom and Eliie and the great English salmon. I thank its author; I thank its publisher; and I thank doubly its illustrator, for furnishing it for me to give to them. Slie took and she went to the library, where she took and she found a dictionary, whereupon she took and she hunted thru its pages until she took and she found "and." Whereafter she took and she took "and" out permanently, we hope. Oh, how that clumsy trick of the tongue does rile our dispositions. Miss Love asserts that whenever we have a pain of any kind we ma.v be sure that it is due to something we have eaten. Now, just what would she recommend for my corn? i ff J NORMAL Members of Federal Reserve Lock Haven Trust Co. Largest and Finest Bank in C l i n t o n County We know just how Paul Revere was able to cover so much territory on such short notice. The girls in the dorms could give Paul pointers; 'jever watch 'em passing the word that Mr. Drum was inspecting the dorms? All Photos At reduced rates to C. S. N. S. Students Leave your films today—get your pictures tomorrow The Swope Studio Henry Keller's Sons Style Quality OXFORDS AND SLIPPERS 103 Main St. LOCK HAVEN, PA. Ethel Hartsock spent the week-end of Xovcniber 2 in Lock Haven. Was it the Lock Havcn-Clearfield game or Edna that .vou wanted to see most, Ethel? Ted Brehman and Carl Schrot went up to Clearfield with Mr. Ulmer to try their luck hunting. This was on Saturday, November :i. Wo have heard no reports as yet, so we a.ssumc that the luck was not. Are those towns the chief attraction, or are their some other reasons why so man.v girls s]iend their week-ends in Altoona or Williamsjiort ? Alma Knisely, Margaret Myers, Pauline Snyder, Dora Detwiler, Margaret I^lsli, Madaline Weakland, Melba Lockard, Matilda Kurtz, Beatrice Van Zandt, Alice Kunes, and Ruth Malone went to Altoona over the second; while Isabel Watson, Constance Tubbs, Margaret Bracken, Alva Schooley, Caroline Weiu, and Hilda Burrows were down to Williamsport. Other absentees over the same weekend were Sue Thomas, Meriam and Helen Ha.ves, Jean Ingham, Caroline Prindle, M.vra Boone, I?obcrta Tobias, Margaret Heylmun, Edith Morrall, Twila Matthew, Pauline Schaffner, Dorothy Kobb, Anna Heiges, Grace Startzel, Bernice Day, Alice Weisen, Margaret Cunningham, Ev.a.,Bailey, Gladys Harm, and Lulu Barr. Is it any wonder that some of the letters written that Sunday sounded kinda lonesome? But it might have been worse: Neta White spent the weak-end in the dorm. No one has the homesick blues while she is around; things are kept rolling. Beats all, doesn't it, how Faye Lord and Adaline Fenton are kept informed of fhe happenings at home? This week it was Mrs. Fenton and Euth Johnson. TIMES while playing dodgeball last week. Better try a less unpleasant way next time, Blanche. Alta Shonfelt, Erda Maurer, Thelma Krumbine, and Katherine De Walt were the lucky Juniors this last week-end. We think your parents are right, girls: you do need to be kept out of mischief occasionally. Eleanor Bonnell dropped in on the dorm residents on October 18. If we get our wish, that little member of the summer sessionite group will come back as often as she did last year. Again Edythe Morrall entertained her mother at 0. 8. N. S. We are glad to see you so often, Mrs. Morrall, but we would like to know how Edie docs it. Are those home letters so pathetic as to be the cause? Let your Photograph say Merry Christmas for you What other 12 gifts as acceptable as photographs can be bought for the same amount of money? Your friends can buy anything you can give them except your photograph. Brion's New Studio I t must be, though, that Edie isn't the only one that knows what to do for the parents of the following girls were also down that d a y : Katherine Brosius, Gym Hike Katherine DeWalt, Pegg.v Heylmun, Miss Denuiston still insists that all her Catherine Morris and Hilda Burrows. gym classes be made "uniform in size." Mrs. Alfred Schofleld, Mr. and Mrs. M. Consequently, she took one of tho classes H. Schofleld, Walter and George Scho- that needed special attention on a hike. fleld were guests of Esther Schofleld Every one started off bundled mp in over the week-end of Oct. 27. Please sweaters or coats, for the morning air was snappy. Up the girls' glen, they "divvy" up next time, Esther. went. Miss Deuniston set the pace. Yes, we have all heard of that StateNot more than a score of steps had Navy game. Is it any wonder? Misa Deuniston, Miss Whitwell, Sue Thomas, been taken before the rear ranks inJudy Fisher, Alice Weisen, Neta White, creased in number. Several began to Kathryn Brosius, Peg Bracken, and complain of the heat, others of lack of Helen Blackburn went up to State to breath, and others of pains in the soles of their feet. They kept on at a break see it. neck pace until a sharp blast of Miss Evidentl.y the dance did not seem as Denniston's whistle sent every one attractive as home to Helen Dittmar, scurrying "to the about face." Alta Shoenfelt, Ruth Ward, Ina Kilmer, The trip back to the dorm was taken Id,a Eearick, Eva Bailey, and Helen slowly and easily, many steps being Buffington for they spent the week-end Blanche Smart secured a few days off punctuated by cheers and yells for C. S. to rest herself by spraining her ankle of Oct. 27 at their homes. N. S. Listen for them at the basketball games. The Y. W. C. A. initiated about a hunDramatic Club Holds Meeting dred new members, Wednesday evening, The Dramatic Club held a nieeting Junior's Idea of Insects Oct. 24, 1923. Most of the young ladies Wednesday, Oct. 24i The boys of C. S. Insects—so little, yet so much bother. were members of the Junior class of the N. S. were given tryouts. Another I do believe insects get more attention C. S. N. S. The Senior members watched meeting was held Thursday, Oct. 25, and around this school than any place in the from the balcony in the gj'mnasium. the elections were made. The new mem- world, in fact, I expect to find some with Very fitting services were held, all of- bers are: Donald Glossner, Evald Erick- heads several times their size. On ficers being present. Blanche Smith, son, Albert Hauke, Abie Snieltzer, Carl bright sunshiny days, one may see an president, did the reading and led the Schrot, .lohn Fulmer, .lesse Ward and El- ambitious lad.v—or gentleman—tripping )ir,ayer. Alice Kunes sang, "Lead Kindly bridge Woodward. over the green on a light fantastic toe, Light" in a very pleasing manner, acin pursuit of those things called insects. companied by Miss Landis. All the girls The most heart-breaking, nerve-rackAccording to another junior theme, a felt as though the Y. W. would really Dutch physician has made notable dis- ing feature about the whole process is be a benefit to them and when they decoveries concerning the cause of Berry- to catch a valuable, kill him and then— parted, the spirit of the organization was just as you are about to breathe a sigh Berry. Eazz-Berries? truly felt. of relief—off comes an arm or leg! Mr. Gage filled a whole blackboard Shakespeare's Macbeth has nothing on with a chart of the languagues of the According to Mr. Ulmer's verdict, "all this tragedy. The cry of the whole things may be classified." Hence, the world. The editors of Normal Times Junior class is—^"My kingdom for ten would need three more blackboards to following classifications: insects!" Ants—Euth Ward, Pauline Schaffner. classify the languages nsed in English Weeds—Margaret Ulsh, Geraldine Tiet- Comp. Vie H a n e y : "Hey, fellows, not so Miss Alber believes that we may im- much noise." bohl. Plants—Marie Taennler, Nellie Moore. prove our speaking voices by opening Doe Brehman: "Gee, can't even maniour mouths wide enough to put three cure ray nails here." Birds—Anna Heiges, Eita McAlee. fingers in. Well, some of us ought to Fall Flowers—Lucy Mitchell. be able to beat t h a t record. Euth Langsford's Hallowe'en costume arrived fashionably late on Monday Did anyone take particular notice of "I've had considerable experience on morning. Cheer up, Eutliie; it's by sad Rita's costume at the dance? She was expecting a letter with her costume in it the stage. I used to ride on one to experience that we leani to giggle at school." life's little ironiesy. last week. 21 S. Fairview St. NORMAL 8 (LAlumni Notes Buy Tooth Pastes Toilet Articles Perfumes Soaps Medicines at the Lowest Prices from Hilton & Heffner Lock Haven's Drug Quality Store Our every day in the week prices are lower than so called Cut Raters special prices—our quality Wgher. Normal School StudentsChoose Your Shopping Center We invite the student body of Central State Normal to make this store your shopping center while in Lock Haven. Tl A complete line of Hosiery, Underwear, Dry Goods, Notions, Books and Writing Papers. Gift Department Second Floor Smith & Winter Dept. Store 1918 Theresa Maloney (Mrs. Martin Kofolinel) is living in Spokane, Wash. 1919 Gladys LeBaron is teaching at North Braddock. Miriam Sayers Bowman is living in Youngstown, Ohio. 1921 Helen Loose is teaching in the Garfield School, Altoona. 1923 Skinne.v Kinney informs the dorm that she has bought a gun. Mutt Burnham firmly believes that she is going gunning for money. Louise Kintner is teaching in Wildwood, New Jersey. They say only good teachers are hired in Wildwood. How about it, Louise? Dawson MacDonald is principal of schools iu Davidsville, Cambria County. Summer Session Folk Every day in every way news rolls in about the .iolly bunch who were here this sumnier. Anna Smith and Grace Razey are teaching in Roulette. Naomi Weimer isn't; she is at Sartwell Creek this year. Sigrid .Tohnson is at P r o u t y ; Margaret Butler is at Norwich; Ruby Connacher, a t Kylertown; and Sarah Spadafore, at Marvindalc. Christine Holly and Louise Pomeroy bold forth in the neighborhood of Bradford, and Foster Augustine and Victor Peters come in on their bicycles frequently to remind us of how they assisted the Day Room Happy .Jazzers to iday the Mosquito's parade at the last session of chapel. TIMES Swish! Mmmmmm! A shuildering sort of muinmur ran down second floor hall, Monday niorning. A whistler, a sigh, like the coming of a storm and then the full blast struck. Word had come that an inspector w^ould look over the rooms that morning. There was a great demand for brooms, dust pans and an.y other sort of instrument that would aid in reconstruction. Some thanked their stars that they had room mates to help them, while others cursed at their luck of not having some one to help keep the place clean. But it did no good for conditions were conditions. Hurry was the word of the moment. Room mates fell all over themselves and each other in the mad scramble. Such confusion! Down eame pennants and excess pictures, while clothing of all kinds was hurriedly put away. While one swejit the other did a great amount of re-arranging of books, papers, pencils, chairs and desks. One thinks it impossible to do more than one thing a t once, but here was accomplished the impossible. Out of the noisy confusion, things began to look more presentable. All set for inspection! Hart Schaffner and Marx and Michael Stern Snappy OVERCOATS $25.00 to $50.00 Eagle Shirts Stetson Hats Keith Shoes Ladies' Hosiery Football Instructions 1. Show your ignorance fo the captain. (He's a worthy sympathizer) 2. Smoke at least twenty camels a daj'. :i. Don't go to bed before twelve. 4. Take no more than one shower a week. .•). Eat lots (Uf candy—it heats the body. 6. Never be afraid of mud and water in a football suit—they are waterproof. 7. Show all the girls how rough you are with others—the ''others" don't mind. 8. Make your diet consist wholly of pie and cake. 9. Don't mind the coach—he's only the teacher. 10. For sore muscles take one pint of Sloan's Liniment and retire for? Mary Kephart writes in from Duncansville to let us know that she also is on the m a p ; and, while she didn't say so, we suspect that Myrtle Mountz and Beatrice Kelly are the same. We have heard from Mary Lansberry. busy at Fleming, within the last Aveek. Mary lias lead her pupils into earning some money for a school library, for which piece of progressive teaching we extend her the congratulations that are her Famous Sayings of the Far due. and Near Great 1020—Mervin Nolan is teaching in Mr. Mac—"According to the criteria Pittsburg this year. mentioned " 1021—Donald Michael is enrolled as a Belvie—"How's my girls?" freshman in the Wharton Sehool, at the Mr. T. W. T.—"Don't be finicky." V. of P. Miss—^?—"The idear's good." Helen Gregory—"Shoot the cocoa!" 1021—Bill Moore is on the teaching Gert McDermott—"May I serve you, force at Cresson. We have all missed yes?" Bill at the Saturday night dances. Mr. Sully—"There's method in my 1022—Arnold Lintz has also entered the I'liiversity of Pennsylvania. He is madness." Miss Raffie—"Cultivate flat feet, enrolled in the Sophomore class. please." Beth Llewell.vn—"Gee, I'm hungry." Dormitory Blues When we hear those ukes a-strumniin' It's cold, 'n it's dark, 'n its raining. Feels like ten, though it isn't quite eight. our thoughts turn backAvard to moonWhat's the use of having a roomie who light nights and the front porch steps. Oh, golly! Homesick? Never! never comes in until late. I flunked every blame class today, kids. Gee, but I feel all alone. We bet Miss Love's "lost train of Wo had sherbet for dinner—I hate it. thought" has been merely side-traeked I want my m.amma; I wanna go by a forest of spinach. ho-o-ome. Funny how all the kids became PresMiss Whitwell (in chapel) Let's divide byterians around Hallowe'en time. ourselves into three parts. Something like being good around Xmas. \ WILSON & SHAFFER Money\s Worth or Money Back It reall.v is a m.vstery to us as to why Mr. Trembath is wasting his time in a Normal School. Any man who can run up windows and over papers without coming in contact with splinters is capable of getting a job most an3'wlicre. Talk about Schrot spending his time in tr.ving to be a model husband—we wonder if Byron's inothor will really be Jileased with the quilt he is making or if, "the young man's fancy will really turn to love?" Wiedhahn Jewelry Co. Established 18SS Chrifitmafii (gifts Waterman'* Fountain Pens "It pays to deal at 117 E. Main St. Wiedhahn's" Lock Haven, Pa. Quality Shoe Repairing J. F. TORSELL BELLEFONTE AVE. 1