NORMAL T I M E S
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VOLUME 1

Central

State

Normal

LOCK HAVEN, PA., JANUARY

School

17,1923

NUMBER 5

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Renovo Beaten in F a s t Game on
Normal Instructors on S t a t e
Their Floor—Good S t a r t
College Faculty for Exfor Great Season
tension Work
Rev. "Bob" Johnson Speaks in
Sociology Classes Debate Latest
Chapel—Student Body EnAmendment—Decision
FaT h e b u y s ' liriskel lia 11 teiiiii o p e n e d t h e
N i n e iiieiiiliers uf t h e f a c u l t y of t h i s
joys Talks and Music
vors Present Method
l!i2:t season wllh a b a n g on I'riila.N^ eveschool l i u \ e lieeii iip|iri}veil b \ ' I ' e n i i
R e v . R o b e i t .liiliuson, t h e n o t e d Cliic a g o eviingi'list, wlio is p u t t i n g o v e r iin
(n-angelistic ciinip:iigii iit t h e Kast .Miiiii
S t r e e t M e t h o d i s t C h i i i i l i , l u g r t l i r r with
h i s p a r t y , t o o k o v e r t h e c h a p e l I'xcrc i s e s on W e d i i c s i l a y n i o r n i n g , J a n u a r . y
10.
T h e o t i i e r n i e n i b e r s of h i s part.y
w h o were p i e s c n t with him were Prof.
Mainwaring, iiianist; Prof. Carr, barit o n e soloist a n d c h o r u s l e a d e r , a u d Miss
K i l l i a n , y o u n g jieople's w o r k e r .
M r . Miiiinvariiig
played
t raiiscri])tions from W a g n e r ' s Tannhaiiscr, and
i n r e s p o n s e to e u t h i i s i i i s t i c apxilausc
h i s own tra iiscri|it i o n s of two ohl h y m n s ,
" S i l e n t . \ i g l i t " a n d " W h a t :i l-'rieiid W e
H a v e in .lesiis," with i-liinies. H e exliiesscil his ilcliglit iit p l a y i n g f o r an
iiiiiliciicc whicli so eviiU'iiti\' I'lijn^-cd listi'iiing.
Trof. C a r r tlieit e i i l c r t a i n e d t h e atidicni-c with :i s o n g , " W h e n t h e B o \ s
Coiiic lluiiic." His p e r s o n a l i t y a n d his
uiiigiiifici'iil \ n l c i ' \\(,ii I'lil I m s i a s t i f appliiiiMC. to wliii'li he r r s p o m l c i l with
" ( i o d , lie M e r c i f u l , " t h e s t o r y of the
jiliiirisee a n d t h e p u h l i i a ii.
Miss K i l l i a n talkeil for ii few iiiiiiiiles iilioiit t h e work she is d o i n g ainoiig
t h e y o u n g penple, jiiiil es|ieci;i ll\' aiiiong
t h e g i r l s , in t h e ell\-.
R e v . .lolinson eoncliideil llie Iu';ir1il\'
eiijo\'e(l j i r o g r a i n with ii sliorl t a l k to
t h e s t i n l e n t s . in which lie qiioleil frniii
ediicittinnal s t a t i s t i e s t o show t h e rela1ionslii|i of eilueiitiiinal a i h i i n t a g c s tii
siiecess ill l i f e ; iinil i-uiil iiiiii'il a i l i n g t h e
line siifjgesteil by his l u p i e , ".Viiierica
Kiisl." .
K'ev. liiilliii-k, p a s t o r of llie t;asl Miiiii
S I r e e t C l n i i e l i , Wiis in e l i a r g e of t h e e \
e r c i s e s , iiit rodni-cit t h e s p e a k i ' r s . iinil
lead llie d e v o t i o n s .

Commencement Committees
T h e fiillowing cDiiinieneeinent n i n i n i i l t c e s were i i p p o i n t e d b y P r e s i d e n t H u n t er at the s e n i o r c l a s s m e e t i n g uii .laiii i a r y 11 :
S o n g C o i n n i i l t e e — K d i i a N e \ ' e l , Gwetidol\'ii (llise. l.iiiiise R i c h a r d s o n .
P o e m Cniii iiiiti e e — G e r t r u d e
Hiirper,
Liieretia Siiiiiiners, W i l l i a m S k e l l o n .
I'l'iiiiiint;
Conunittee—Sylvia
Hrclli,
]\liirie S m i t h , N'eriiii Sliiink.
M o t t o C i i n i i n i l t e i — M a r t h a Dice, Griice
H o o v e r , . l a i i c t t a 1 liiliii.
Flower a n d Colors—Augusta Howard,
Mary Mowrer, Hester Liddle.
Dance
Committee — Walter
Miircy,
Grace Ishler, Ina Chapel.
Cheer Ijoaders—Guy Luck, Helen Kinney.

n i n g , -lannar^' 12, li\' t a k i n g t h e fiist Keiiovii High Srlidol t e a m i n t o cninji, a n d
on t h e lieniivo lliiiir, t o t h e t u n e of iiii
to 27.
R e n o v o was n o eas.y v i c t i m , a t t h a t .
T h e y h a d won a l l of t h e s e v e n g a m e s
p l a y e d iirevioiis to t h e a r r i v a l of C. S.
N . S., W i l l i i i n i s | i o r t H i g h School, a l w a y s
a top-notch baskethiill team, had been
nuniljereil iiiiKjiig t h e s e v e n t e a m s def e a t e d , a n d h a d b e e n defi'iited oil t h e
W i l l i a m s p o r t lloor. N o t o n e teiini h a d
lieeii a b l e to r e g i s t e r a w i n o v e r Ren o \ o o n its own tloor in t h r e e yciirs,
a n d L o c k l l a v e i i .Xorinal h a s n e v e r b e e n
a b l e t o do so. A l l of w h i c h m a k e s t h a t
.•i;i-27 v i c t o r y o n e f o r C o a c h S e l t z e r , o u r
tciiin, a n d t h e whole school t o f e e l p r o u d
o\'er.

F o u r m e m b e r s of ^ I r . S u l l i v a n ' s sociology cliisses m e t ill hot d e b i i t e in
c h a p e l on T u e s d a y n i o r n i n g , JiintiaTy
9, o v e r t h e m e r i t s of t h e a m e n d m e i i t
proposed in U n i t e d States Congress last
December lu. T h e a m e n d m e n t proposes
t h a t t h e P r e s i d e n t a n d Vice P r e s i d e n t
b e e l e c t e d b y t h e d i r e c t v o t e of t h e people, to t a k e office on t h e t h i r d M o n d a y
in J i i n u a r y , a n d t o hold office f o r ii sixy e a r t e r m , w i t h o u t t h e r i g h t of re-election.
Gertrude Harper aud Frederick
H u n t e r s u p p o r t e d t h e a r i i r n i a t i v e opini o n , t h a t t h i s iiiiieiiilineiit wuulil r e s u l t
i n a g e n e r i i l i m x i r o v e m c n t o v e r t h e ]ireseiit s y s t e m , w h i l e G r a c e H o o v e r iind Guy
L u c k took t h e n e g a t i v e view. T h e j u d g e s ,
M i s s Giibriel, M r . High, a n d i l r . G a g e ,
iifter h a v i n g g i v e n t h e c a r e f u l c o u s i d e r T h e g a m e Avas l i g h t n i n g f a s t .
Reiitioii t h e c l o s e n e s s of t h e d e b a t e den o \ i r s te;iin w o r k w:is e x e e l l e n t .
Norm a n d e d , r e n i l c r c d t h e i r d e c i s i o n i n faniiil's was j u s t as iiiiieh h e t t e r :is t h e
vor of t h e n e g a t i v e .
s c o r e wiiiihl iihlii-atc. .\iiil it w a s re!Mr. I l u n t c r , first s p e a k e r f o r t h e afniiirkiiiily clean in e v e r y r e s p e c t .
The
N o r m a l (e:iin p a y s t r i b u t e t o t h e s p o r t s - liriiiative, b u i l t his bilk a r o i r a d t h e s e art h a t t h e jHipiilar
election
n i a u s h i p of t h e R e n o v o a g g r e g a t i o n , f o r g u m e n t s :
t h e g o o d t r e a t m e n t in e \ e r \ - w a y iic- wuiilil reniler it iin|iussilile f o r a p r c s i ileiil a g a i n to b e elected who w a s uiiciiriled to llieni.
Selirot anil li\-ili'sk>' w e r e t h e ]iiiin1- alile tu cuinniand a inajuri1\' of t h e votes
i n a k e r s f o r .Normal, A\itii seven a n d fi\e of t h e peiiplu wliuin iu' \viis t o lead, ii
b a s k e t s from t h e Hour, r e s | i e i l i v e l \ - . The tliuruiig'Iily iindeiiiucratie s i t u a t i o n , and
Hiree-iiiaii d e f e n s e of M a r c y , 1 Iu iiey, a ml would e n s u r e ur at least I'ender inure
.Maidlunald Wiis iilniiist iiirtiglil, iiiiil in likel\- his siijijiurt b y t h e iialioii ^\•|len
t h e secniul half was plieiiiunenu I. .VI crisis iiceiir; a n d thiit t h e I'ri'siileiit's
tliiit l i m e i(eiiu\u Wiis l e a d i n g , IS tu 17; i n e l i g i b i l i t y f o r r e - e l e c t i o n w o u l d r e but at t h e oiilsel uf t h e half Kydesky d u c e to a ininiinuni t h e a i i i o n n t of poa n d Seliiul sluil -Xiirnial i n t o a six jiuiiit litical j o c k e y i n g in which a p r e s i i l c i i t
leuil,
which
fhe
teiilll
iiiii i iitiii lleil wlin d e s i r e s re-elect ion iiuist e n g a g e .

Stiite a s e n l i t l e i l tu olTer e x t e n s i o n
c o u r s e s with I'enii Stiite s e n i e s t e r h o u r s
ercdit, wherever desired. T h e i r n a m e s
iind c o u r s e s will iip|)eiir i n f u t u r e c a t a l o g u e s i s s u e d by I'eiin S t a t e .
A niiiiibcr of tliuse c o u r s e s a r e i n o p e r a t i u n iit t h i s t i m e , a s M r . U l m e r ' s ,
M i s s H i m e s ' , iind M r . M c D o u g a l l ' s .
It
is cause f o r some l i t t l e s e l f - c o n g r a t u l i i t i o n t h a t e v e r y iiiime a n d c o u r s e p r o liosed t o S t a t e C o l l e g e b y M r . D r u m , u n d e r t h e co-iiiierative i i r r a i i g e m e u t t h i i t
N u r i n a l :ind S t a t e hiivi' e n t e r e d i n t o ,
h a s been a i i p r u v e d b y S t a t e .
The following
tory:

letter

is

self-exphinii-

The Pennsylvanhi State College
S t a t e College, P a .
D e c e m b e r 1 3 , 1922.
D r . W . N . Driiiii, Princiiiiil,
Centi-iil S l a t e N u r n i a l S e h o o l ,
Luck H a v e n , I ' e n n s y l v i i n i a .
^Fy d e a r Duetor Driiiii:
T h i s is t o
i n f o r m y o u that Hie I'lilluwiiig i n s t r u c t o r s a n d courses h a v e heun i i p | i r o v e d l i y
our institutiuii:
Carrull
R. A l l — K l e m e n t a r y
Public
Sclioul ^liisic. A d v a n c e d I'liblic S c h o o l
]\Iiisic.
.b'ssie K. A v e r y — L i b r a r y M e t h o d s .
11. 11. G i i g i — T h e T e a c h i n g of R e a d i n g . T h e Teai-liiiig uf Knglish.
.M. DeTiH-k H i g h — T e a c h i n g of .1. II. S.
M i i t h e n i a t i c s . T e i i i ' h i u g uf , \ r i t l i i i i e t i e .
.b'ssie Sriitt H i m e s — Ki iiih'rgiirten iiiid
I'riiiiury T l i e u i y
ami
Metliods.
The
T e a c l i i n g uf P r i m a r y S u b j e c t s .
The
T e a e l i i n g uf P r i m i i r \ ' R e a i l i n g .
('iiriH'liiis .M. S u l l i v a n — T h e T e a c h i n g
of llisliiry in l':ienieii1a ry Seliuols. T h o
T e a e l i i n g uf l l i s l u r y in t h e .luiiior H i g h
Si-hoid. E d i u - a t i u n a l S u e i u l u g w

T h e (irst s | i e a k e r fur t h e n e g a t i v e , i l r .
b u c k , argiieil t h a t , tu iiiiiirove t h e i-niiliifiuns which c r e a t i ' u n d e s i r a b l e ]iuliticii I inaneit veriiig. it was uei-ess:ir\' to
t r e a t t h e c a u s e Itefure t h e r e s u l t ; iiii'l
t h a i t h e real eaiise fur ilissatisfiictiuii
Roy Stewiirt i l c D o u g a l l - l O i l i i e i i t i o n . - i l
lay in t h e inctliod uf s e l e c t i n g Hie canMeasitrenients.
d i d a t e s fur electiuii, wliii-h niethuil t h e
Normal
lJiuiu\"o
Tlioniits W;i\'tK' T r e i i i l i a t h — ^ l e t h u d s
proposed aniendinent
k'ft
niituiiciied.
S i h lilt
forward
II o u s t ! n
illlll Miiteriuls fur .1. 11. S. L i t e r a t u r e .
"So lung as Hie c a n d i i l a t e s for olliee a r e
1 i • iie.\'
forwaril
Green
K, .1. r i i i u ' i - W'uild P r u b l e i i i s i n P o seleeteil ill puliticiil r u n v e n t i u i i s , t h e r e
Nyilesky
eeiitcr
(iuiiilntaii
litieal (ieiigrajihy.
r a n lie no such t h i n g in j\llUM-i<-:i as llie
Mar exginird
Sapura
Respectfully yours,
i-ertaiiity of i d e c t i n g Hie une iiiaii AVIIO
Mil el 111 na hi
guard
Xeiicker
r e a l l y ^vas t h e pujinhir chiiice," he mainA. S. H U R R E L L ,
Kiehl g l i a l s — S c h r u t , 7 ; R y d e s k y , ."i; til in I'd.
Asst, D e a n of t h e S u m m e r
H a n e y , 2 ; l l o n s t i n , li; G r e e n , 2 ; (iooilSt'ssiun a n d of E d u c a t i o n J l i s s I b i r j i e r aflirnieil t h a t t h e logical
iiiaii, 2 ; S a p u r a , 2 ; F o x , 2.
Fouls—
al E x t e n s i o n .
t i m e f u r t h e b e g i n n i n g of iin ailiiiiiiisii'yilesky, 7 of 17; l l u u s t i n , 5 of i). Subt r a t i u n is t h e b e g i n n i n g of a n e w y e a r ;
s t i t u t i o n — F o x fur G r e e n .
Referee—
t
h a t till' d a l e uf t h e i n a u g u r a l s h o u l d b e
T h e m e m b e r s of t h e F a c u l t y a n d of
B o b \'oiiiig, R e n o v o .
iulvaiieeil lu such il t i m e so t h a t t h e t h e S t u d e n t B o d y l e a r n e d w i t h d e e p r e T h e r e is no n e w s a t t h e N o r m a l j u s t g r a n I l u g of t h e wishes of t h e people, g r e t of t h e c r i t i c a l i l l n e s s of M i s s E d i t h
n o w . I n d e e d , i t is so b a d t h a t o n e g i r l e x p r e s s e d in t h e e l e c t i o n , s h o u l d n o t b e I l a g i i n ' s b r o t h e r , J o h n F . H a g a n , a n d of
d e c l a r e d t h a t s h e was g o i n g a w a y for a u n n i ' c e s s a r i l y p o s t t i o u c d iifter t h e ex- h i s d e a t h on . b i n u a r y 8, a t S i i r a n a c , N . Y .
w e e k - e n d in o n l e r t o h a v e s o m e t h i n g tu jiressal of t h o s e w i s h e s o u e l e c t i o n d a y ; O u r s i n c e r e s t s y m i i a t h y g o e s o u t t o M i s s
write about.
H a g a n a u d her f a m i l y .
(Continued on page 3)
lliruiigliuiit Hie half.
Ibiiislin Wiis high itnin fur I'enu\'u,
s c o r i n g II of llii'ir 27 |ioin1s,
(luuilniun. G r e e n , Sajiurit, iiiid
Fox also
b r u k e intu t h e s e u r i n g , willi twu b a s k e t s
each.
T h e Wily In \ i i ' t u r y :

NORMAL

BOOKS OLD
AND NEW IN
SHORT REVIEW
"The Harvester" is one of the most
hiimiiii iind interesting of Gene Stratton
Porter's books. It is alive with the ap]ireciiitiou of nature, and includes a
charming romance. Ruth Jameson, driven b.v poverty, marries the Harvester,
David Liingston, for whom she has no
affection, with the agreement that if,
after one year, she comes to love him,
she will live with him. They go to his
home, a farm of mediciuiil herbs, in the
heart of a dense forest; ii medley of
characters, good and biid, come into the
story; and, at the end of the year, she
is returning in full the Harvester's love
for her.
"<iood Indian," by B. M. Bower, is
well worth reading by anyone who likes
a good, clean, wholesome western stor,y.
It is written of the time when the Indians were far from friendly to the
white m e n ; there is plenty of gunfire
iind iiction; the heroine has a facult.v
for getting into situations from which
she must be rescued; a t the end of the
story he marries her, to keep her out
of further trouble, we suppose. That's
t h a t ; it isn't deep stuff, but it is good
entertainment.
"The Last of the Mohicans," by James
Fenimore Cooper, suffers the penalt.v
of fame; few people read it, because
they dread the thin entertainment of
the sort of stories highbrows praise. It
is a story of the warfare in Northern
New York during the struggles of
France aud Enghind for the possession
of the New World. Major Duncan, of
the (iOth, and the two daughters of
Colonel Munro, traveling to meet their
father, iire lead into the heart of the
country of the treacherous Mingo Indians by the vilhiinous Magna. Niitty
Bumpo, the first aud best of nil the
scouts iu fiction, whose adventures run
through the Leatherstockiug Tales, of
which this story is one, and his friends,
Chingiichgook and Uncas, of the friendly Deliiwares, pilot the three English
folk to their destination. Their niiiny
escapes from the dreaded Mingoes, the
horrors of Indian wiirfare, the resourcefulness of Ilawkeye and his Indian allies, give a fresh thrill in every chapter.

Dailies in the Day Room
Ssli, girls; ;\lr. Driini will be down
here.
Did you skip chapel, too?
H u r r y uii; we're going to the Beanery.
,Say, shut that dour!
What dues he look like?
Did the bell ring yet?
Sing that again, Betty, will ,ya ?
W h a t you going to write about today?
Are you going piist the post oflice ?
Oh, I forgot my portfolio.
Come on, you'll be lute.
I haven't got ii letter for a whole week.
Hey, help nie with this drawing, will
you?
Hetty, are you going to let me pliiy
on your team?
If I skip music, I can go home for
lunch.
Do you want i«irt of mj' cake?
Are you back again, Davidson?

TIMES
C. S. N. S.

Dear Mabel:
I am sending you a copy of Normal Times, which comes out
every two weeks. By the way, 1 wi'ite to you iibout every two
weeks, don't 1? My dear Mabel, I wonder whether it is a wise
step for me to send you Normal Times; iifter you get that, what
will there be for me to say to you? I was going to tell you
that Sib Breth is sick—it is in the jiaper. Then there is that
debate your old friend Guy Luck was interested in—that's in
the paper. I might have told you about the hist snowstorm aud
the fun we had out of it—but I know at least two junior girls
who wrote that up for Mr. Trembiith's composition class, aud
that means thiit it will be in the paper too. Mabel, old dear, I
am ill desiiair; if 1 send you the piiper, there will be no news
for me to write .vou—Normal Times gets it all. What would
yon do iu a case like that?
Hopelessly,
BETTY.
Get her to subscribe, Betty, and let it go at that.
to Amy Peters, C. S. N. S., will do the trick.

$1.50, sent

US A N D O T H E R S
Blanchard Gummo, 1921, iind at present a student iit Y'ale, Wiis ii Siiturdaj'
night visitor here recently.
Blanche Smart, confined to her home
for some time since Christmas by illness, has returned. Her name indicates
her hereditary triiits so well that it will
not be so hard for her as for most of
us to niiike up the work she liiis missed.
Mariiin Wilson, iibsent for a few dii.vs
for the same reason, had such ii longing
to see the rest of the da,y room gang
tluit her recovery' wiis rapid.
Oliver Fore iind Lawrence Miller of
Kersey spent Sunday, the seventh, here.
Don't you rcall.v know why?
Hilda Lciithers absented herself recently long enough to niiike ii business
tri]) to Bellefonte. FuU of business all
the time, that Hilda.
Ijcila Anderson iind Sylvia Breth, both
of Clearfield, hiive been home ill since
the holidays. Post-Christmas colds, perhaps, iifterniiiths of too much skating
and dancing.
Betty Gates has deserted the dayroom
gang, and taken up her abode iu the
dormitory.
Anne Kennedy is iicting iis .sub-scrub
faculty nieinlier in Sylviii Broth's place.
This accounts for the dignified way in
which, you may have noticed, Auiie has
been carrying her head lately.
Estella McClintock, the jiride uf Mill
Hall, has been conviilescing so rapidly
from her recent siege of pueumonia that
she was able to visit us on Tuesday, the
ninth.
lone Giirbrick has been confined to
her home during and since the holidays
by an attack of tonsilitis. If she had
only managed to start her illness iifter
the holidays had ended, it might have
caused her less annoyance.
Oret Williams was held up for a few
da.vs in the same way. The popularity
of that aflliction earns it few friends.
Mary Brosius, ii Jersey Shore High
School student, visited her sister, Kathryn, .lanuiiry eighth. The dii.v room girls
ardently wish her to come often; she
can keep Kathryn cpiiet.

OFTTIMES A
NAME SOUNDS
NOT THE SAME
Leila And 'er son, Howiird, usnally
spend their Summers in Sommerville.
With them tlie,y take Wil's sons, Burt,
Russell and Fritz Zimmerman.
One diiy the boys went on a trip. They
had to Howe across il river. When they
ciima to the place where Yiile wiis located Howard s.aid, "Landis here."
After landing they found they hiid to
Walk. They were all very tired when
they came to a Net White house. They
Furst oiieucd the Gates and went into
the yard where they saw the Giirduer
cultivating the sv\'eet Williams by ]K)uring Aslie(s) iit their roots. He yelled,
"Sta(i)man!" "Shaw," they .said and
piissed right on.
"What il queer place!" said Burt, as
they went up on the porch iind opened
the front Doerr. They saw before them
a long hall. In the distance they lie.ard
il bell ringing. They, thinking they
would like to explore, walked down the
hall and opened the Doerr at the end.
Bea hold! They saw before them n
curious sight. A Cook, whose spectacles
made her look Wise, stood in the small
kitchen with a bell in her hand. Liddle
Fritzie said, with a Dutch accent, "Iss
Dot the Bell-ve heard?" The cook ignored the question and began to sing
in a lusty voice, "When Gabriel toots
his Horn, Tra, la, la, la," as she went
to the Mantle and placed the bell on it.
They would like to have Custer.
She then leisurely began to make Coffey. Next she took the Ryan from ji
piece of ham which looked as tough as
Lciither. As she seemed to ignore the
visitors, who were not at iill abashed,
tlie.y looked for something else more interesting.
In il dark corner they noticed a niiin
with a sprig of Holly in his buttonhole,
who seemed to hiive very low Morall(s)
as he Wiis shooting Dice. Beside him
was il big, Skinney, Cawle.v dog, who
had il card around his neck on which
was written, "Marcy, property of Gret
Williams." He, too, ignored the boys.
It seemed useless to reniiiiii here so
the boys retniced their steps through
the hall and Wiilked ujistairs. At the
toj) they saw ii not her Doerr which they
ojieneil. It opened into ii High, Brown
room whieh had nothing in it but a
Wardrope. Was it Watson who opened
it's door? I have forgotten. But iiny
Howe, inside they found a Skelton. They
became so frightened that they lost
their Breth. Rushing down the stairs,
they ran out the Doerr, through the
Giirden and the Gates, sciired Green,
until they got home.
"Oh, Lord! What Luck," cried their
iiiuHier as she clasped them to her bosom
while they told their strange story. Ghid
because they had come to no Hiirm.

Lucretia Summers and Helen Kinney
iit girls' meeting January ninth gave a
little talk on iioliteness. They iire naturally very helpful girls.
Alice Weisen is not the only girl in
the dorm who pays fleeting visits to the
day room; Helen Dittmar wishes us t j
iinnounce thiit she occasionally fleets
there too.
Loretta O'Connor iind Kathr.yn Brown
inform us that liist Monday evening
they were off on a sleighing party. Need
we add that they iire diiy students?
Edna Nevel iind her mother attended
nil Epiphany party a t Jersey Shore, JanUiiry 10. Thiit sounds iittractive; we
wonder whiit it might be.
Hester Liddle, Ethel Brumbaugh,
Edythe Barefoot, Kathryn Tribley, Edna Nevel, and Margaret Jliller, six of
our most talented, accomplished, skillful, and iiltogether-to-be-desired seniors,
will finish their courses and leave us
in Februiiry. Everyone wishes them the
best of luck, a good job, and all success;
but we had rather that they stay with
us.
Lucretia Summers has been teaching
in licila Anderson's place during Leila's
absence.
Miss Rita Ibines, a nurse in training
at the Bellevue Hospital, .\ew York City,
sjH'iit January 7 with Laura.
Everybody is beginning tu talk, wonder, and worry iibout the m i d y e a r exiims, which will begin .laiinaiy 20. Oh,
faculty, if you can't be good, he careful!
Marie Smith seems to have stiirted a
new craze. After spending a few days
in the infirmary, she returned to her
room for some more days of convalescence, and there gave such an alluring
account of her sojourn tlnit the infirmary filled up rapidly. At least, that is
THE IRONY OF LIFE
the only Wiiy that we ciiii account for
Why,
oh why, ciin the boys eat so
the simultiincous presence there of ^l:irgaret j\liller, Helen Mantle, Naomi Si- iiincli and never get fat, while we ])oor
girls stoj) eating iiltogcther and keep
niar, and Virginia Shanley.
on getting fatter just the same?
Mr, JlcDougiill Wiis iibscut from
classes on January 10 and 11, to join
Girls, wouldn't the trip from Lock
the iirmy of cold-breakeis. He rciilly Haven to Altoona—iind, oh, yes, to Pittsdid have all of our synipal hies, though burgh—be tiresome without the conwe do suspect—we do suspect.
veniences from Bucknell and State?

1

NORMAL

NORMAL TIMES

A STRICTLY
AMERICAN GAME

Norniiil TimeM is publishod at Central State
Norniul School by the student body as a wliole.
It appears every other Wediipsday duririg tlio
school year. The aubscriptlon rate for this year
Biisketbiill, uur major winter sport,
is $1.50. It is not part of the policy of this
paper to produce copies for general Rale, such
copies as are so sold being chance over-produc- unlike biiscball and football has iiractions by the printer. Address all coniinnnications tically no iiast. It was invented iu ISltl
to Amy I'Gters, Business Manager, C. S. N. S.,
b.y .lames Niiismith, an instructor in the
iMck Haven, Penna.
Kditor-in-Ohief
Gertrude TTani^'"
Alumni Editor
Helen Parsons
Associate Editors—Esther Agnew, Evelyn Fritz.
Grace Ishler, Bernice Lord, .Tean Hahn, Mabel
Horn. Sylvia Breth, Ethel Brumbaugh, Emily
Brown, Louise Kichardson, Theodore Schreiber.
Business Manager
Amy Peters
Associate Managers—Amelia List, Marie Smith,
Neta White, Julia Coffey, Grayce Coppersmith,
Ina Chapel, Ruth Malone, Catherine Cooper,
Louise Kintner, Guy Luck, Marie Moran.
Faculty Adviser
T. W. Trembath

JANUARY 17, 192;J

The Melting Pot
Young Americans, here at an American school, with American people all
iiround you, did you ever stop to think
just how you haijpeiied to be here?
It's not like the story of "out of yesterdiiy came you here," b u t it's a much
more serious story of just what kind
of "stuff" are you really made.
n has been many years since the
first peojile lauded on this side of the
eontineut, but in those years just think
of the thousauds; .yes, millions of people
thiit have siirung up since thiit first
liinding. They have come here from
nuiiiy, many different lands; they have
spoken luiiny different languages, and
they have had many different ways and
customs; but when they have all been
put in "The Melting Pot," ou this side
of the ocean, tlie,y have come out Americiins.
Of course, like all clicniicals there is
a wiiste and some may be ini'ludcd in
that waste, but the niajorit.v is good
usiible "stuff," iind it is with this "stuff"
that wc have to deal.
You have your opinions iibout the way
things are going on this side and that,
and on this hand and the other hand—
well ciiuiigh, but don't tell everybiid.y—
it's not all opinions that we want. Be
satisfied that you are ii product of the
Melting I'ot, regardless of what went
into it, and do yiiiir share tu make yourself one hiindreil ]icr cent. Ainerican.
^'on have made a step forward Avlien
.you want to further your education.
Make good use of what you learn, take
iu all yon can get ami, if prolitabli',
jiass it on to some one less fortnnali'
than yourself.
Do all you can for .yourself anil fur
others, but think of "the others" first,
last, and always, and you'll be glad in
the end you've been through the "Melt
ing I'lit" and have turned out a t riic
blue American.

gymnasium of the Y. M. C. A. Triiining
School at Springfield, Massachusetts.
A demand had arisen for a gaiiie for
the gymiiiisiuni class which would break
the monotony of the long winter months,
fake the place held by baseball iu spring
and football in autumn, and not be too
rough to be played indoors. Naismith
rose to the occasion, creating the giime
iu almost identically its present form.
The idea of the game Wiis first published in the Triangle, the school piiper,
in 1891. It was 1902 before the gama
really began to spread beyond the wiiUs
of the scliool, but from thiit time on its
spread has been rapid. It has increased
from an insigniflcaut pastime to an intercollegiate aud almost an international game of importance I t has become
the most poiiular indoor giime of America, for women as well as for men, and
has spread to England and elsewhere.
At this time there is hardly a town, village, or school that is not supporting
enthusiiisticiilly at least one biisketbiill
team.

Vacations
Can anyone fully describe or measure
the joy with wdiicli we express the word,
vacation? Without even stopping to
think, we enjo.y the very physical effect
which the sound of it produces. To stop,
to leiive our daily routine for something new, something different, is liapliiness in itself. Aud then, there is that
mental relief so necessary in the life
uf a student. To let oneself turn from
the vociition to the avocation, sleep, laziness, or whatever it may be, for a few
days, just for the sake of variety, is
what the .youth most desires'. If it Wiisn't
for vacation, how stale we'd grow, and
how tired we would become of each other! What fun it is to come biick, eiicli
with a different story, and how glad
we are to listen. Oh, wouldn't it be terrible even to dream there were no vacations!

Bud Shoots One In

Breezieton, P:i.
Dear Kditor:
Goin back lu scluiul after a vaciisliiin
is the awfnli'sf filing i nu uf. The first
iliiy the teacher was mad as biases at
IIS kids, Cil use wc thru spit bal Is at each
iillicr. Su long as wc diilcnl hit her
and so long as we new our lessons i
ilont sec why she shood kick. But thats
the wiiy feachers is. Yon cant do ciiyA SAFETY VALVE
Kvcryiine who has lived aruiind the tliiiig uifhouf being growled at.
This eavniiig lis kids sfarted snodonn realizes the ]iressing need uf a
way fur students fo let off excess stcain, lialling after siluiul. Wc saw old farmIlcalfhy young people cannot be penned er jenks coming down the rode. He
up fur days without generating a cer- wont let lis kids ride on his hill so we
ail niaili' :i pile uf snoliaUs iinil when
tain ainuiint of excess energy.
The gym has bei'ii suggested as a siiit- he |iasst i guess he thoglit war had broke
iible iilace to let iif'f suiiie of this. It is, out. lie iiiovcd faster flieii eny man i
however, open only un Safnrday night. ever saw with the rooiiiatiseui go. wc
Why not allow it to be open all the kimla fcrgot that he was ou the school
time? Then, when we hear a new joke, bored tho. gi'c.
we can say, "Gee, tliiit's funny; let's
Yours trooly,
go over to the gym and laugh."
BUD.

TIMES
NORMAL TI.MES has a want ad
outside her door. Ninety Juniors,
equipped with pencils and paper
ready for duty, are requested to apply at once. Applicants must show
some signs of intelligence, need not
be good looking, hut must be clean
cut. They must be sincere and willing to work two days a week, the
minimum time it takes to complete
their assignment, and any additional
time they desire to spend. NORMAL TIMES wants material for publication.
She says, "News grows
mighty scarce." Ain't it the t r u t h ?

PRESIDENT'S ELECTION
NOT TO BE CHANGED
(Continued from page 1)
and that the new President and the new
Congress should go in a t the same time,
so that the President should not, as is
now the case, be left without a Congress for nine months.
Miss Hoover summarized her own iind
Mr. Luck's positions by saying:
"The method of selecting the President and Vice President proposed by
the amendment would not be sufficiently dift'erent from the jiresent system to
make it of value, for the political bosses
would still be left in control of the selection of all candidates.
"The six year term proposed is so
long as to be undemocratic.
"Advancing the inaugural of the
President and the opening of Congress
to January would result in holding the
inaugural at an unfavorable time and
in over-hasty and injudicious legislation."
The shortness of the chiipel period
Ciiused the rebuttal arguments of Mr.
Hunter iiiiil Jlr. Luck to be postponed
to the chapel period on Thursday morning, when the debate was com))leted.

New Teaching Assignments
The student teachers who i-uinpose the
scrub faculty of the Junior High School
are being changed at this time ou account of the large number of seniors
who must teach this year. Some of the
teachers who iire teacliing now will drop
all of their subjects, while others will
be permitted to finish out this semester
ill one of their subjects. The change is
being iiiadi' grailnally so that the eifect
may not be tu n]isi't the work of any of
the training school grades.
The new facult.v is as follows:
]\fiitlieiiiatics—Gertrude lliir]ier, ibibel Horn, May Green, Genevieve Hicker,
and Catherine Cnojier.
llistorj-—Williiiin Skelton, Glenn Miller, Cliireiice Tlioiniisun, Nellie Johnson,
Gu,y Luck.
Science—Glenn Miller, AVarreii McCarty, and Nellie .Idhnsun.
I'eiiinanship—Genevieve Kicker, ilay
Green.
Mnsii—Cleta Wheeland.
Knglish—Grace Ishler, Evelyn Fritz,
Louise Kintner, Theodore Schreiber.
French—Bernice Lord.
Latin—Mabel Horn, Wilma Ingulsb.v.
I'liysical Training—Mabel Horn, William Skelton.
These seniors began observation on
.laiinary 10, pre]iiiriitury fo teaching on
Jauuiiry l.'i. Tlicy will continiie teaching for iit least nine weeks, many of
them longer.

FEBRUARY PLAYS
FOR SCHOOLS
The following plays for the February
holiiliiys are suggested by the Drama
magazine. Better clip this list, and liiy
it away where you can find it when the
necessity for preparing the inevitable
]irogriim rolls round, and ,voii want
yours to be worth watching.
"The Children of February," by Helen
Lockwood Coffin. Characters: Father
Time, February, Edison, Mendelssohn,
Wilhelm Grimm, Buffalo Bill, Daniel
Boone, Wiishington, Lincoln, Cardinal
Newman, Longfellow, Handel, Author,
Kiverside, Cal.
"February Thaw," by Stapp-Cameron.
Introduces Washington, Lincoln, and St.
Valentine. Theme is honesty and patriotism. Ten boys and girls. 4.5 minutes. Eldridge Publishing Co.
"Plays for Any Child," by Ursula
Payne.
Contains ten short seasonal
plays, including two for Washington's
and Lincoln's birthdays. Intermediate
grades. Harpers.
"Patriotic Plays aud Pageants," by
Constance D'Arcy Mackay. Holt.
"Eagle Feather; in School Plays for
All Occasions," b.v Madeline Barnum. A
Wiishington's Birthday play. In the
same book is also Honest Abe. Barse
and Hopkins.
"Mrs. Murrays' Dinner P a r t y ; in Little Pliiys From American History," by
Alice Johnstone. A scliool play in 3
acts; time, 1776; 6 boys, 7 girls, 10 to 16
years old; plays 1 hour. In the same
book are four scenes from the life of
Lincoln. Holt.
"The Greatness of Washington; in
Special Plays for Special Days," by
Cecil Pichmond. In the same book is
"The Heart of Lincoln." Edridge.
"The .Truth for a Day," by Helen
Diirley. A clever comedy for girls; the
com]ilications caused in ii boarding
school b.y the determination on W^ashington's Birthday to tell only the truth.
Eldridge.
"Abraham Lincoln," by Mary H. Wade.
Six scenes from Lincoln's life. 22 boys,
4 girls; time, 30 minutes.
Itichard
Batlger.

Chapel Attendance
Jliss Yale—says she will iilways be
there iind she iilways is.
Edith IMorrall—i-an't remeinber the
number of her seat.
The Boys—cut because it makes them
blush to walk past the girls to the front
seats.
Julia Coffe.v—cuts because there is no
rack provided fur her coat and hat—she
never gets there early enough to leave
them where tlie.y belong.
Jlr. Tremliiitli—takes this opportunity
tu gather material for the joke department of the Normal Times.
Mr. All—Nothing could go on or out
without him.
The thn'c little girls in the back seat
—like to sit near the faculty.
All of us—Can hardly wait to get out
so tfiat we may get back to our cliisses.
If niiiny more society, sorority, organization, or frat pins iirrive in the
West Dorm, some uf fhe girls will have
to patch or in some way strengthen
their dress frunts. Two or three of
them look like ilexicaii generals.

N O R M A L

HASTY P U D D I N G
T h e C h r i s t m a s A'esper Service w a s
h e l d Siiniliiy, D e c e m l i e r 17, with Miss
J e a n llalin as l e a d e r . C h r i s t m a s h y m n s
weri' sung and a very appro]iriate
<'liristiiiiis r e a d i n g e n t i t l e d , " T h e L o s t
W o r d , " w r i t t e n b.y H e n r y YaiiD.vke, was
g i v e n b y Miss G a b r i e l .
Miss C a t h e r i n e Coojier t o o k s e v e r a l
p i c t u r e s of v a r i o u s school o r g a n i z a t i o n s .
S h e first t o o k a p i c t u r e of t h e B o y s '
B a s k e t b a l l T e a m , followed b.v i n d i v i i l n a l
p i c t u r e s of each o n e on t h e t e a m . S h e
a l s o took a ] i i c t n r e of t h e m e m b e r s of
t h e A. P . T. F r a t e r n i t y .
Miss Cooper
is to be c o n g r a t u l a t e d on h e r good w o r k ,
a s all of t h e j i i c t u r e s w e r e v e r y giioil.
If old S a n t a ever g e t s laid up t h e
s t u d e n t t c i i c h e r s i u t h e T r a i n i n g School
o u g h t to m a k e p r e t t y f a i r substitutes,
for him as they have been receiving
good t r a i n i n g a n d d o i n g e x c e l l e n t w o r k
a l o n g t h i s l i n e i n t h e T r a i n i n g School.
They have trimmed trees, hung
up
stockings, strung pop-corn—everything,
in fact, except come down chimneys.
^Marguerite F i s h b u r n e , a p u p i l in t h e
n i n t h g r a d e of t h e C. S. N . S. T r a i n i n g
S c h o o l , n n i d e t h e r e n i i i r k a l i l e r e c o r d of
WO'/i in t h e M u s i c M e m o r y C o n t e s t h e l d
in t h e H i g h School A u d i t o r i u m b y t h e
C o m m u n i t y S e r v i c e C o r p o r a t i o n ou F r i da.v. D e c e m b e r ]."i.
Miss F i s l i b i i r n e , who is t h e d a u g h t e r
of M r s , ^ l i i r g i i c r i t e F i s h b u r n e , of South
F a i r v i e w S t i c e t , is eleven y e a r s old. S h e
is a g i f t e d niusician a n d a iiianist uf
g r e a t a b i l i t y . T h e week iirevions lu t h e
c o n t e s t she took iiart in t h e r e v i e w uf
t h e contesi si'lectiuns, iila,\:ing AIcDuwe l l ' s , " T u a Wild Kiise."
S e v e r a l utlier of t h e coiitesfaiits m a d e
a I'ccoril of H H ' j ' r .
Siinda.N- afti'iiiuoii s e v e r a l C. S. N . S.
s t u d e n t s e n j o y e d a s e r m o n of t h e M o u n t
P l e a s a n t M e t h u d i s t C h u r c h of Scliciicctaily, N. Y,
T h e scrmiiii Wiis lieiird b y
riidiii ill P r i c e H a l l .
'flic ]iliune was
ill e x c e l l e n t w o r k i n g o r d e r ami iinilcr
Mr. r i m e r ' s careful
siipervisiun t h e

New Skipper for Team
Fulliiwiiig flic resignuticin of W a r r e n
.Mi-Carty as inanagiu' of t h e b a s k e t b a l l
feani, caused b\- a ciiiiibinal inn of cirriiiiistiiiices o\'er A\liicli he h;ul no ciinfriil, al a n i e i ' t i n g in t h e V. ,M. ('. A. ou
.liiuiiiiry li. t h e n i c n i b e r s of t h e t e a m
clecle.l .Mliert Klierly tu t h e post.
T h e new n i a n a g e r cxpci-ts, ilrspltc t h e
l a t c n i ' s s of t h e seasuii, to lie alilc tu iirl i i n g e g a m e s Avith a niinitier ni' t e a m s
•wliiini ('. S. . \ . S. h a s nut met in rcciuif
years.
H e h a s a l r e a i l y biiokril g a n i r s
w i t h P i ' l l e f u n l e V iind with fhe ex-liigh
t e a m fniiii l i e n o v u , liriiigiiig t h e filial nf
gaiiH's a r r a n g e d up fu t e n .
NOTICE
All t h o s e w i s h i n g fo l u n c t h e i r furt u n e s t o l d , call at li
n 2:'.7-W. Make
iill e a r l y a p p u i n t n u ' i i t with \ ' i i g i u i a , she
i s (liiiiig il r u s h i n g b i i s i n c s s .
Tl.ME F L I E S
Buf Iva Hies f a s t e r when she m a k e s
t h e i l o w u - t o w n b u s in five m i n u t e s .

voice of t h e s i i e a k c r coiilil be hi'iird
t h r o u g h o u t t h e e n t i r e hall.
T h e serm o n Avas on " L o v e , " iind t h e s p e a k e r
p r o v e d t o be v e r y i n t e r e s t i n g .
Occasionall.v a wdid or two was m i s s e d , b u t
t h e g e n e r a l idea of t h e s e r m o n was
cauglif b y all of t h e i u i d i e n c e .
\'esj)i'r s e r v i c e s w e r e condiicfi'd b y
G u y L u c k on S i i m l a y e v e n i n g , J a n u i i r y
7. B e s i d e t h e r e g u l a r s o n g si'rvice, t h e
leader gave a short talk, suggestive that
t h e s t i n l e n t s fake a m o r e a c t i v e p a r t iu
the services.
T h e J u n i o r O r a l E x p r e s s i o n Class on
W e d n e s d a . v , Jiinuiir.v 1 1 , b e g a n t h e stud.v
uf ] i a r l i a n i e n t i i r y law. A cliairinan was
appiiinteil, who, u n d e r t h e supervision
of .Miss G a b r i e l , c o n d u c t e d t h e n i e c t i n g
in accDrilance w i t h s t r i c t ])iirli:iinentiiry
l i r o c e d i i r e . T h e idass b e g a n b y i i t t e m p t iiig to o r g a n i z e itself i n t o a f o r m a l org a n i z a t i o n . At t h e close of t h e m e e t i n g
a ciiiiiniittee was iii)]iointeil to d r a w up
il c o n s t i t u t i o n a n d b y - l a w s .

T I M E S

IT KILLS WHITE
MICE, TOO
C u r i i i s i t y is a c o n i n i e n i l a b l e (|iiiility,
in t h e right i|uiinfity a n d at t h e r i g h t
t i m e ; b u t it Wiis c u r i o s i t y t h a i lost t h e
life of t h e l i t t l e w h i t e mice w h o , for
t h e iiast f o u r weeks, h a v e been o u r p e t s
in n a t u r e sfiiily.
W e had cnjuyeil t h e m , b u t t h e y Avere
a trifle fed iiii with u s . T h e y longed
for t r a v e l ami h i g h e r e d u c a t i o n . T h e y
were consumed with curiosity about the
Wdrld t h a t lay b e y o n d t h e wiills of t h e i r
cage.
Sonieone heedlessly raised the
w i r e n e t t i n g which had served tu confine t h e m , illlll wiffi a b o u n d tlie.v w e r e
off to f r e e d o m .
O n e l i t t l e fellow m a y hiive succeeded
in h i s p u r p o s e , g o t fiirfher info t h e
w o r l d t h a n h i s fellows, a m i did iiuf retiirii. H e m a y h a v e iiC(|iiireil t h e ediicatiiiii fur which h e l o n g e d , iind so Siifislieil t h e c u r i o s i t y w h i c h h a d b e e n cons u m i n g h i m ; o r he niiiy have f o u n d
fiite w a i t i n g f o r h i m j u s t a r o u n d t h e
c o r n e r ; we c a n n o t siiy.

Keep a Going
W h e n you c o m e d o w n
town 'til y o u g e t to the

Hilton & Heffner
Drug Store
Where

you

will

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.Another c a m e biick for a visit one
e v e n i n g ; b n t it was f o r a visit iinly,
Mr. M c D o u g a l l tiiuk fiiur n i e n i b c r s uf
for he was giiiie a g a i n liefure he i-iinhl
t h e I'Miicafional Meiisiirenieiits Class to
lie restriiineil. lie e v i d e n t l y has fiiiiml
Mill Hall J a n i i i i r y 8 t o give s t a i i d a r d sonieAvhere a m u r e c o n g e n i a l c i n i r u n izeil a r i f l i i n e t i c t e s t s in f o u r of t h e eicment.
m e n t a r . v g r a d e s . T h e ineniliers of t h e
T h e t h i r d jiussessed a inure tiniid disclass w h o w e n t a l o n g w e r e L u c r e t i a
S u m m e r s , Einil.v B r o w n , E v e l y n F r i t z , p o s i t i o n t h a n h i s b r o t h e r s . T h e world,
seen too closely, t e r r i f i e d him. He liked
and G e r t r u d e Hiirper.
it n o t . M r . I ' l n i e r r o s e t u t h e h e i g h t
Expert Graduate Prescription
T h e s e n i o r class at a m e e t i n g on F r i - of h e r o i s m d e n i a n i l e d b y fhe ui-ciision,
ilii,\-, .laiiiiary 11, e l e c t e d H e l e n Kinue.v a n d rescueil h i m . You sliuiilil h a v e seen
Service
anil (illy Luck cheer l e a d e r s fur 1II2I1, J l r . U l m e r r i s i n g to it.
Vou really
A ciininiittce was appiiinteil fo see aliiiiit s h o u l d l i m e seen t h a t r e s c u e . T h e lurinREASONABLE PRICES
an u r c h e s t r a fur t h e d a n c e tu be given o r y of it would h a v e clieereil u]i inaiiy
III t h e s e n i o r s whose w o r k is c o m p l e t e d a l o n g w i n t e r ' s e v e n i n g .
ANYBODY CUKIOUS
this F e b r n a r y . The cominittee consists
T h e nioriil of t h i s t a l e is ubviiiiis;
.Aniiflier m y s t e r i u i i s sign h a s apiieiired
uf d r a c i ' Ishler. I n a Chiipel, a n d W a l T h e n e x t t i m e .vou feel i i n p e l l e d t o saton fill' b u l l e t i n b o a r d , t h i s o n e s i g n e d
t e r .Marcy.
isf.v v o u r curiusifv, c o u n t t e n .
liy the A. C ' s . W h o or w h a t is iin A. C.'J
S h a k e s p e a n L i t e r a r y Society held a
i s it a d u l l . ' A s e c r e t o r g a n i z a t i o n of
nii'i'tiiig ill t h e c h a p e l on F r i d a y even i g h t Wiilkers? Or is i t j u s t iiii effern i n g fur till' jiiirposc of e l e c t i n g offiJunior Teams Organize
vescence of a (lisfnrbed i u f e l l e c t ?
c e r s f o r next s e n i e s t e r . T h e successful
T h e jiiiiiiir class h a s o r g a n i z e d two
I t m i g h t m e a n . \ n u f l i e r C u r i o s i t y or
caiiilidiites
were;
President,
Iviin
tciinis, to ciiinpete with t w o tciims to fie Awful C a l a m i l i s t s ; ur .Ml-iiight C a r o n s M e c h t l y ; A'ice P r e s i d e n t , M a r t h a D i c e ;
o r g a n i z e d in t h e s e n i o r class fur t h e e r s ; or .Muiurniul Cliililren.
Our inSecretary, Bernice L o r d ;
Treasurer,
school chiiiupiiniship. Helen
Ditfmar iinisitive s p i r i t hiis been a l m o s t d i s t r a c t Clari'iice T h o m p s o n ; P i a n i s t , G r a c e I s h a n d Hett.v S t a v e r have b e e n selcclcil fu ed t r y i n g to s a t i s f y i t s e l f iis to j u s t
l e r ; .Miinitur, F r e i l e r i c k H u n t e r .
captain these.
what a n A. ('. is, b u t so f a r wiflioiit r e Pxith feanis will b e forfificil
with sult.
Y. W. Missions
s t r u n g jilayers, s e v e r a l uf t h e g i r l s havT h e y riiniiiif ri'inaiii ii s e c r e t f i i r e v e r .
.Missiuiis ill Liitiii .'Vincrica AMIS t h e i n g ]ilay('il UII high SI-IIIHII v a r s i t y t e a m s
•Suine d a y , siinie d a y , m u r d e r will o u t .
tiipii- develupeil by ^ l i h l r e d F i c k e s a t
before eiitciiiig nurnial.
11 will k e e p
t h e y. W. ('. A. iiieetiiig on W e i l n e s d a y
Hie v a r s i t y team sti'iipiiig fo k e e p alieail
NOBODY LOVES A FAT MAN
e \ i ' n i i i g , ,liinii:ir_\- 3. lieailliigs w e r e
of flic jiiniiirs in practii-e gaines, ami
A r e c e n t scene i n I n d i i s f r i a l H i s t o r y
g i \ e i i , s h o w i n g t h e Avork wliii-h t h e \ .
as fur t h e s e n i o r s — w e l l , flicir i-li;inci' class.
W . is c i i r r , \ i u g on in tliusc i-uiitil ries.
uf c a p t u r i n g Hie cliaiiijiionsliiii, these
D a v i d s o n — " I s u r e l y Avisli I c o u l d g a i n
" T h e L a u d T h a t Giiil F o r g o t " was t h e
j n n i i i r s say, is iess t h a n t h e least t h i n g suiuc weiglif."
s u b j e c t of t h e i n e e t i n g o n T h u r s d a y
(I'hiier .Mr. S u l l i v a n , f|iiietly.)
e v e n i n g , .biiiuar\- I I . G e r t r u d e D o l a n , t h e littlest niimi iu scliuiil is c a p a b l e
I'^ilna X e v e l — " O h iiiy laud, a n y f h i n g
-eiviiig. S t r o n g langiiiigc, fliaf;
in c h a r g e uf t h e ini'i'ling, t o l d of c o n d i - of c
t i o n s iu iiussia. uf fill' o]i|iressioii uf but fhe jiiiiiiirs c l a i m fhey can back it linf a fat m a n ! " In ai-knuw b'llgemeiit
of which i-omplinieuf Mr. Siillivaii m a d e
t h e ]ieasiiiils by flic r u l i n g classes wliii-h nil.
il clever litflu Imw tu t h e e m b a r r a s s e d
lead t o t h e p r e s e n t B o l s h e v i s t i c r e a c t i o n .
T h e tciinis:
.Miss . \ c \ i ' l .
.She t h e n r e a d t h e S c r i j i t u r e lesson, a n d
Helen D i t t m a r
Hefty S f a c r
a pui'iu which s u i t e d h e r tu]iic. H e l e n
forward
It's nut fhe first of .April, lint H i l d a
Diftniiir siiiike of t h e guud work b e i n g
liiitli Liingsfiiril
.liilia CiilTey iind Leila have iiiiiile a d e c i d e d IIKIM'—•
d u n e b v t h e Y. W . iu Kiissia.
forward
from t h i r d Hour fu secoiid. T h e r e iire
Hazel P>:irreff
iniiiiy att liictiuns in t h e i r new h o m e ;
^Ir. All has aildeil a u o f l i e r s u g g e s t i o n J o i i n n a S w e e n e y
center
t h e chief uf whii-li is Hie c a r p e t .
It is
which he i-tiiiius will iiii]irii\e u u r \'uict's.
F r i e d a S l u i m a n siinie of t h a t fine iild iire-war s t o r k of
T h i s is to ilrnii o n r ,jaws A\lii'ii j i r e p a r - Lstlier W a r i l r u p e
siib-cenler
gnaraiiti'i'd iliiiabilif y a n d fast
color
itig il niiisii- lesson.
Harriet White
E d y t h e Miirrall which liasn'f lusf ifs nrigiiuil t i n t a s
I'lxi-iteiueiif oil Siinilay, J a i m a r y 7,
guard
yet,—:i cardiiial red, yiiu'il call if. Anycaused b y giii|ii' fruit fur b r e a k f a s t a n d C l e o n a C o p i i c r s n i i t h
M a r t h a Cnnneen' way, tlicx'll ne\(>r g e t t h e " b l u e s " i u
l i g h t s o u t at 10:1(1 P . .M.!
guard
that rouni.

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WHEN WE WERE A
"PASSEL" OF KIDS
When you look out of the window,
these afternoons, at the bare trees and
the snow, do you ever think of the time
when you were alioiit seven years old?
Oh, take me back to my tom-bo.y days
when all of the year seemed like summer, and when in my bare feet I'd start
out across the field to go swimming,
fishing or picnicking. If I didn't have
my brother or sister or playmate I'd
take my dog along and he would rub
his cold little nose on my liare legs
when I stepped ou a bee in the clover
patch.
Do you remember the afternoon that
you and your side kicks had the show
down in the old barir? "Admission, six
safety pins, one good sized cooky, seven
nails, or ii jiiece of gingerbread." It
Wiis (|uite a problem to drag all those
old comforts out of the attic, without
mother seeing you; but a stage curtain
Avas an essential part of the show. Old
barrels, soap boxes, wooden buckets, the
old broken churn,—all uiaile excellent
seats.
When the iifternooii arrived, such excitement in the neighborhood, my,
everyone was afraid of being late.
When you think uf all these old familiar jdaces, the hapiiy carefree iur of it
all, doesn't it make you feel funny inside.' Well, let's iiiiss by the regrets
and imagine ourselves young together
again.
As AVO look back over the audience
Ave see little Skinney Avitli her long red
hair hiinging in beautiful shiny curls,
and sure enough she has on a little blue
apron, and as she sits there on top of
that old barrel swinging her bare feet
she looks as happy as possible, but Avhy
not,—isn't she eating a big piece of bread
and butter and apjile sauce? Beside her,
yes, on the barrel, too, is little Buthie
Langsford iu rompers. She's regarding
her friends quietly, but now Ave know
thiit she must have been thinking a lot.
In the front ruw un the old churn
are Katherine anil Marcy. Katherine
has been crying 'cause her mother made
lii'r wear her shoes and stiickiiigs. And
sure emiiigli, there are the red headed
('iipiK'isniith sisters iiccupying the old
soap bux.
Ah! the sliiiw begins.
".\ Scene iu Africa" says the stage
liuiiil. "First yiiii will sue l';iiziilK'lli, the
cuplureil wild raiiiiiii, then the Avild
gorilla, ami filially fhe elephants."
Lf liAlene Lee nearly liriike up the
wlidle show af this puiiif by falling nil
the bucket ami setting up a howl.
.lust fheii, in ciiines little Albert Eberly in his overalls and straw hat, leading
a grey piiss,\- cat by a (diain. Liiud applaiise.
Ah! Mere is a -but mi use—father
arrived Avilli a liiiul uf h;iy ami drove
right into the barn.
Watch fur fhe next episode of the
show in flic nexf issue of Nornial Times.
One of the Training School Tciu-hi'is
exaiuining a vcr\' ilirfy fuiiid of une of
licr inipils; "Class, has anyone ever
seen a hanil as dirly af lliis.'"
The owner of flic liaml, presenting its
mate—"'I'es, feachcr, this une."

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Magazine Articles of Interest

In the library there is quite a novel
collection of books listed to be read by
persons betAveen the ages of twenty and
forty-five. They have been selected by
il committee of ninet.v-six educated men
and women, all of whose names Ciin be
found in "Who's Who in America."
There are one hundred books in the list
and they are arranged iu the order of
their popularity with the members of
the committee. Here is the list of the
first ten Avitli the names of their authors:

The boys' biisketbiill teiim defeated'
tannery team of the Community League
for the fourth time this season in a
practice game played in the Normal
Gym on January 4. This was the first
practice for the boys since (Christmas,
but they showed the samo old speed
by doubling the score on their opponents, tho final result being 40-20.
Coach Dick Seltzer is very ciirefully
avoiding anything that might lead to
early-season overconfidence. He is far
from convinced that each man on t h e
team has as yet begun to play his best
game; but it is easy to see t h a t ho is
reasonably iileased with the spirit Avith
Avliich the boys are working, and thiit
he will be disiigreeably surprised if this
season's record does not turn out to be
a highly creditable one.
The amount of practice that the team
has been able to get from the various
teams that compose the Community
League has been exceedingly helpful.
Pla,y has been faster and more siiirited,
and the opposition encountered far stiffer tliiin if the tciim hiid had to depend
on going u]i against any possible Norniiil second team. No Normal team has
had lietter or more solid, valiiiible practice than this one.
At the time this article is written,
Ivenovo High School, our first opponent,
has not been met; but we opine thus
early that they will have no cause for
rejoicing. If Normal does not put a
stoji to their unliroken string of seven
victories this sei(son, Coach Seltzer aud
the folloAvers of the team will be somewhat disappointed. That is how confident the school feels that the bo,ys who
Avill Avear fhe Maroiin and Grey this year
make up a bM'LVL TEAil.

Debaters, have you seen the article in
the World's Work, the "Jews in America," by Burton J. Hendrick? Will the
JcAvs really dominate the United States?
It sounds interesting, hoAV about it?
"Pioneer Life," an article in the Normal Instructor and Primar.y Plans, b.y
JIary Blosser, may prove a valuable help
to teachers. How much do you knoAV
iibout our pioneers? You should know
much more.
Perhaps, even if we're not preparing
to be tillers of the soil, we might very
1—Ivanhoe—Scott.
profitably read, "The American Farmer
and Europe," by Benjamin Anderson,
2—David Cojiperfleld—Dickens.
Jr., Ph.D. It's in the World's Work.
.1—Scarlet Letter—HaAvthorne.
4—Les Miserables—Hugo.
"Franklin!" Who of us does not love
tO—Autobiography—Pranklin.
this great American? Let us learn hoAv
(i—Man Without a Country—Hale.
Ave can help to do our bit iu keeping
7—Ben Hur—Wallace.
his iiiiine immortal. ]?ead John Clyde
8—Tempest, King Lciir, lliiinlet- Oswald's article iu the Normal InstrucShakespciire.
tor and Primary Plans entitled, "Helps
9—BoSAA'cll's Life of Johnson—Os- for ObserA-ance of Franklin's Birthday."
good.
10—Pilgrims Progress—Bunyan.
Air. AIcDongall—"Name the sequences
in niiifhcniiitics."
Holding a Scandal Up to Nature
Charles Herbster objects to Normal
Class—"Arithmetic,
algebra, jilaiie
Bill Skelton's birthday Wiis celebrated
Times' Avondering Avliy he doesn't grow geometry, solid geometi'y
"
by il general clean-uii of his room. Don't
up. He says he's bigger than some of
Mr. McDougall—"And t h e n ? "
tell anyone I told you, but Mac just
the other fellows in the dormitory.
Helen Dittmar—"Vou flunk."
couldn't stand if any longer.
Lead us to 'em, Charles!
Someone told me, in strict confidence,
that .McCarty can liamlle a shovel as
Klicrly—"Horror!
horror!
horror!"
.Miss (iabriel—"Miss Burgeson, please
Hayes—"Help! help! What's the mat- Avell as a knife. (Don't yuii dare tell.)
read the next verse."
Lven thiit nice little Ernest Schrot is
t
e
r
?"
Kilitli—"I am settled
"
liking Alice now. (Of course, my dear,
Elierly—"Skelton's in the V. M.
.Miss (Iabriel—"Not yet, read the line
1 never gussip, luit . . .)
piiiinding my 'Dcarheiirt' ou the |uauo!"
above."
They said iu sewing circle .vesterday
thiit tiii.v Link wdii'f change his mind
at all, beciiiisc hi' is afraid, if he did,
he wiiiililu't be aide tu recognize it. Isn't
fliiit awful.'
.Villi fliat Steve won't
cliaiigc his lieraiise he's afraid that he
wiinlil.
Afarcy had a film yesterihiy, and ho
just gets red whi'ii you ask him why he
didn't have it ileveloped ibiAvii fown.
Ain't men terrilile .'

Q U A L I T Y MEATS
and

PRODUCE
ZUBER &

SON

Skinney—"Where's the ring that you
got from Ed fur ('liristiuiis .'"
Caflierine S.—"Oh, it was su big I
cuiililn't bring it back in my suit case."
Mr. Uliuer--"Xiiw which acid shall I
take, siil|iliurii- ur liydrocliluric .'"
Schrot (infi'lligently)—"Both."
Lost! .Somewhere in fhe g.viiiiiasium
the Chapel twins.

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KITTEN IN
THE DAY ROOM

TIMES

cTVIoney" Saving Time Is Here

A SUDDEN CHANGE
OF MIND

"Oh, dear! isn't it awful, girls? Wh.at
is UAvful? Oh! this school, the eats, and
everything; the teachers are fairly pilHere is your opportunity to save $ $ on
ing the work ou us without showing any
s.ympathy whatever; the nights are just
wonilerful, iind yet Ave have to lie in
bed at ten o'clock; at home I stayed in
bed in the mornings as long as I wished
but here I have to crawl out every
It AViis surmised tliiit Iliirriet W'hite
morning a t 6:30 sliiirp or miss my breakwas at the bottom of its being there.
fiist; I can't even have anything standHarriet insisted that i t had just foling around i n my room to eat, bilt what
lowed her to school, but—well, you knoAv
the pesky mice destroy it, or some one
Harriet.
becomes mirthful and snitches it. I t ' s
just one bloomin' thing after another.
It was not much of a kitten, at t h a t :
I tell you I hate it, and I am not comjust Ji tiny, thin, gray catkin that shivMoney's
Worth or Money
Back
ing back to this place .another ye.ar.—
ered with the cold so violently that
What did you say?—Whiit am I going
some kiudhearted girl picked it up and
to wear to the dunce?—What dance are
put it into Mary McLean's desk. When
passed him, some running as though fo j-ou talking idiout?—You say we a r e
Abnormal Calendar
Mary discovered i t there, she—can you
get
by as quickly as possible, some just having a big dance iu the gym the latbelieve it?—despite its chills, she threw
Jan. 3—Just 302 days more to keep
sauntering,
b u t he has spoken to none. ter iiart of this month? Oh! isn't that
it out.
good.
It is the dayroom that he seems to b e great! L e t me see—whom shall I inJan. 4—Coming out party of new diaThere Avere tenderer hearts than
vite?—Yes, I knoAv now. I will call
AViitching, and watching continually.
Mary's in the I'oom. I t is said thiit it monds.
him tonight iiud tell him about it. And
is possible to kill Avith kindness; and
It is disai^pointiug to the dorm girls I'll Avear my blue crepe dress—Ob! no,
Jan. i")—Hosiery display on third.
Betty (for so she had been christened)
Jan. 6—National holiday; Gert Lyu- to find him so cold and reserved. Some I won't either, for that Avouldn't make
passed from hand to hand until, when ott's birthday.
of them would be surprised, even de- a good contrast with his hair and eyes.
Let me think—I have it, girls; he alshe was a t last set on the floor, she was
Jan. 7—NcAV Year's resoluters go to lighted, if he should tip his hat to them.
wa.ys admired my pink silk chiffon with
exhausted.
Perhiips,
if
nothing
interferes,
a
n
d
if
church; others roll over for thirty more.
he continues to hang about, we may b e the silver ornaments, so that is what I
Hunting lodging, she wandered about
Jan. 8—Council gets intimate, and
able to melt him when warm weather shall wear. Oh! isn't this great? W e
from place to jdace, and finally found sends .a few personal notes.
a suitable napping place—on Esther Agarrives. W e really are becoming rath- always have such wonderful times. I
Jan. 9—Girls on first decide to use
think we have more pleasures here than
new's coat. Once more the humanity
er attached to him; and i t is a comfort
Avire
to
tie
the
next
door
knob.
any one could possibl.v have any wliere
of humankind failed her: She had just
to know that, if we must be stared at,
Jiin. 10-—Spanish rice comes back into this starer is no trifler, but almost frig- else. Just think of all the parties,
comfortably settled down Avhen Esther,
diinces, entertiiinnients, a n d programs
returning, found her, and shook her vio- our lives; tastes like Rudy's liist pic- idly gentlemanly.
that are iilanned for our amusement.
Ientl,y back to the floor, screaming, "tiet ture a t the Martin.
He is rather liale, far too pale to Oh! girls, I just love Central State.
out! Get out of here!"
Jan. 11—Pillow fight in West Dorm;
be handsome; yet there is something
Kitty Campbell ciinie to Betty's rescue, Mr. Walk ejected for interference.
and carried her to her oAvn desk, where
Jan. 12—Renovated Renovo ; score, 33- iibout him that is distinctive, something
Resolutions They Have Kept
iibout his features that we have seldom
the gra.v mite was able to slumber com- 27; results announced a t tAVo A. M.
To
avoid all discomforts to Avhich I
fortably all the rest of the afternoon.
noted
in
human
faces;
a
little
touch
of
•Ian. 13—Seniors, beginning teaching,
that je ne sais quoi that marks t h e might subject my classes, mechiinical
One b.v one the gang went home. realize the value of conflicts.
included—Mr. Treinbath.
aristocrat.
Betty sluniliered on. The next to the
last—the last one left; Betty slumbered
To have a change in color.—Miss Yale.
LATER NEWS
The Man in White
on. The lights went out a t 10:00; iind
To keep on smiling, ami mean some
There is a inan AVIIII has been haiiiitThe iirowler has been caught. On
then—and then—
of it.—Helen Dittmar.
ing the girl's cauiinis. Once or tAvicc close inspection he is disappointing, due
But Avho ever cared about the iiiiil—
To tell the truth, the wliiile, etc.—
bifore ill history that has occurred, but lierhaps to tho rough handling that he
flioii of a homeless c:it ?
never has a nocturnal visitor had thereceived a t the hands of his captors. Albert Kberly.
Xcver to let in.vself get broke.—
consiinimate nerve of this one. DayHis left a r m is broken at the shoulder.
Guide to Good Reading
aud night he is out there. He dares A p a r t of his nose has been carried Helen Gregory.
To wake the living.—Belvie.
TAVO "headliners" Avere furnished in to stand where Miss Yale ciin see him, iiAvay. H i s face is minus most of i t s
the chapel exercises ou Friday, .liinuary should she look out of her AviiidoAV. Yet spare parts. His chest has caved down
To make the fullest use of all conr>, one b,y the third grade uf the Train- he seems to have no designs on any over his knees. As a snoAvman, he is veniences, as cuts, etc.—Gretchen Wiling School, and the other by Miss Ga- dorm student; many of them have
liams.
a Avreck.
briel.
Tu use the blue room regularly.—
Little Julia ;McGhee read the ever
Kosetta Schenck.
Avouderfiil a n d beautiful
Chrisf mas
To diet.— Helen Kinney.
story friiiu fhe liililc, after which Miss
Tu i>rotect ni.y leaden heels.—L,vdia
Gabriel read Teiiiiysiin's "(Jde to the
Custer.
New Year," iiiiil alsii Duuii's i-liuriiiing
To develop a freezcless battery.—Mr.
reply to the little girl who, ilnriiig his
McDougall.
editorship, wriite tu flic New N'lirk Sun
To dissect a hunibng.—Mr. XTInier. '
to learn whether there rcall.v wits a
Santii t!liius.
Tu take my dail.y exercises, regardNow Ready
In W h i t e ,
less.—Gussie lloAvard.
Fa.ve Coukliu, a third grade pupil,
For Your
Yellow and
then iiiinounccd a deiniiusfratiuii of a
Tu keep in step.—Steve Rydesky.
Inspection
Green Gold
socialized reading lesson, "The Stars
Not to tell anybody her iiiime.—Bill
ill the Sk.v," iind int iddnced flic pupils
Skelton.
Avho were to read. This the (diildren
To have the best Praeco in history.—
did, creditably, inli'iestiiigly. and iiatBernice Lord.
uriilly, after arriingiiig fheniselves ciiniTu get Xorniiil Times out on time.—
fortabl.v iibout the stage on chairs ur
The I^ditors.
I 11 the floor, iis they wished. The ileiiiTo iipjiear at our best under iiU cironstration lircsented fair evidence of
cumstances.—The .luniors.
I he success iittainable in reading under
More homelike conditions than usually
To make sure that they do.—The
i.bfain in a classroom.
Seniors.
One sunshiny niorning, back in the
days before the SIIOAV first fell, a kitten was discovered nuiking itself very
much ill home i n the day room. Nothing very remarkable about such an
event, is there? Yet that poor little
innocent kitten AA'as the ciiuse of daylong ii|ir(iiir.

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The Abnormal Column
AUNT NIBBY'S DAH^Y DOZEN
Why does Bill Skelton go tu the
Have you heard anything about the library cver.y evening?
WINSOME WINNIE.
use of this ncAV faiigled complexion
clay?
B. S., Shortly, Pii.
He wiiuts to rest his eyes from so
Yes, my dear, I heard all about it, but much stud,y; you know where he rests
the crowd was so great that I could not them or you would not have written me.
look over the transom to see for myself.
Helen Nace looks out of the windoAV
at the stars every night for thirty minWhy is not Jean Sissler currying any
utes. Is there anything wrong?
noon lunch?
BOTHERED.
INNOCENT.
A weighty question. Bothered; she
She is thinking what she should have
is trying to reduce herself to a proper
said when he said that, so that he ivould
fraction.
have been able to say—aw, you knoAV.
From whom does Helen Cherry get
that letter every day?
Is there any good reason VA-hy Miss
SENTIMENTAL GERTIE.
Gabriel's room should be cold as ice?
If you will send Aunt Nibby a selfBROWN EYES.
iiddressed envelope and a stamp, she will
None whatever; she hus steam and hot
tell you. Or ask anyone in the dorm. air both.
Also, you are not quite accurate in
your statement; she gets two on MonWhy are Hester and Gussie .always the
days.
victims whenever anybody wants to be
ANXIOUS.
How long has it been since Gladys funny?
Well, you can't pull off anything in
Harm got up for breakfast?
this place without hiiving one of them
G. D., Mealtown.
My dear little girl, how old do you coming around, can you?

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Sundae
15c
Day by day in every way—we
make them better and better

Just

Arrived

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and Schrafft's Chocolates
and Bonbons

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The Store That
Appreciates
Indian Moons
The pupils of the fourth griide gave
a short entertainment in chapel on Friday morning, January 12, entitled "HOAV
the Indians Named Their Months." Each
pupil as he was introduced gave a short
recitiition appropriate to the month
whicli he represented. Joseph Furst
acted as interlocutor, aud delivered a
short lecture, explanatory of the Indian name for each month, as ii sort or
introduction to each of the twelve others Avho spoke.
A'irginia Wilcox and Sanimie Fredericks, also fourth grade pupils, lead the
devotions.
The other pupils who spoke were;
Wynn Bitner, "The Month of Melting
SnoAv"; Warren Schreiber, "The Hungr.v Jloon"; Kichard Rathgeber, "The
Moon of Winds"; Audrey Laubscher,
"The Moon of Opening Buds"; Mabel
Burd, "The Moon of Green Leaves";
iliirjorie Deisc, "The Moon of Sprouting
Corn"; t!liristine Conklin, "The Thunder Moon"; Myra Burd, "The Green
Corn Moon"; Lena Pettingill, "The Honey Moon"; Jesse Walizer, "The MGOU
of Painted Leaves"; Thomas Aikley,
"The Ice Forming Moon," aud John
Killinger, "Moon of Long Nights."
]\liirie Smith—"Do you have your Sociology thesis written?"
JIabel Horn—"No, not yet."
Marie—"Have .you your material collected for it then ?"
Mabel—"No, b u t I have two librarians
working on i t ! "

Can't you imblish an issue of Normal
When will the Juniors get some of Times without having Skinney's name
the new furniture?
in it?
DAY ROOM.
PARTICULAR JUNIOR.
Every time we try someone comes
Let me see, P . J.; how many seniors along Avith a fool question like this.
are there?

At Achenbaeh's

Why does Mr. SulliA-an siiy that your
Why does Mary Powers still wear a
paper always gives Belvie at least a question mark in the middle of her forehiilf page write-up?
head when we all knoAv the reason?
Don'ts for the Dance
BLONDE BOBBIE.
COLLEEN BAWN.
1. Be careful not to mar the furniBlondie, Avlieii you groAV up, don't you
To shoAV that she is beginning to susture in the gym.
liave a jealous disposition.
j peet i t herself.
2. Don't dress up—dress down; it's
iiU the fashion now.
O N C E I N A LIFETIME
HOW WILL YOU HAVE 'EM TODAY?
'A. Don't forget to eat j-our share of
It was on a pitch-dark, dreary night
Once to every day student there s a u e r k r a u t a t dinner before the dance.
that, as I walked down the narroAV, lone- comes the desire to Ciit beans. Imme4. Take enough of your pictures
ly street which winds through the center diately she goes uji to the Arbor, and
along for all.
of the town, I heard behind me a low, the rest is easy.
il. Don't forget and wear the wrong
steady, purring sound, which seemed to
That is once; the desire has been fraternity pin, or forget Avhich hand
be raiiidly approaching. Vaguely unsatisfied. The next day she must ejit your diamond will look best on.
eas.y, I had begun to quicken my steps,
again. She says to herself, "No beans
(i. Don't forget to be on the right
Avlieu suddenly—a shot—the scream of
today; something else." But she tiikes
side of the chaii.s—onl.v remember also
a woman—then silence.
beans; and beans she eats.
that distance lends enchantment.
Dodging behind the corner of a proThe Ii.abit of eating persists. There
7. Don't forget to ask Mr. Ulmer t o
jecting porch, I peered out, trying to are alwiiys beans at h a n d ; nothing else
pierce the inky darkness of the street. is. Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, study the stars soon after the dance.
Nothing.
8. Don't forget about that dress, hat,
beans.
shoes, 'n everything you promised to
I strained my ears, to catch the faintAnd so the dayroom occasionally lifts
est sound. The bushes in the vacant lot up its voice, anil hoAvls at the moon in loan—and the ones you want to borrow.
across were rustling, as though some- unison :
!). Don't eat too much and don't spill
thing heavy were crawling—or being
what you do have. Remember, with
Beans! Beans! Beans!
few exceiitions, what you have on i s n ' t
dragged—through them.
There is nothing in life, so it seems. yours.
As I straightened up, petrified, a
When I go for a treat
man's voice cut through the night like
10. Don't stay VERY late in the blue
Or simply to eat.
the crack of an answering pistol shot: But those dinged little beans, beans, room Siiying good night, but when you
do come out, ciill Belvie for breakfast.
"A blowout!
And I haven't
beans.
a spare on the car!"
Facts discovered from the Current
WHAT TEACHING MEANS TO
Event Test—1. A person must have ii
Oil the evening of the tenth Grace
SOME OF US
forgiving spirit in order to check such
Hoover was so deeply wrapped up in
1—I'litting our hair up. 2—Writing papers. 2. A "fie.xible tariff" is one
memories of "Manslaughter" that she
lesson plans.
3—Evading the critic that can lie stretched.
cruAvled into bed Avitli her galoshes on.
teacher whenever possible; Avlien impossible, meet her with a broad grin. 4—
Helen Gregory, repurtiug an observaIsn't it remarkable the number of Developing our physical as well as our tion lesson iu Education class—"I
"hope chests" that have been started mental strength—it might come in think Miss Rowo was developing Williand.y.
since the (Christmas vacation?
liam Penn."

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WHO'S WHO IN THE
ANIMAL KINGDOM
B r i n g i n g n a t u r e into the classruum or
g o i n g o u t to h e r i s su viistl.v m u c h m u r e
instructive and enjoyable than mere
r e a d i n g fruiu a texf book. M r . U l m e r ,
o u r science instructor, has for m a n y
y e a r s niaile usi' of t h i s iiriiiciple. O n e
of t h e niaiiy i n t e r c s f i u g t h i n g s Avliicli
we h a v e b e e n iloiiig is t h e tirsl-haiul
s t u d y i n g of small a n i i n a l s , such us dugs,
c a t s , w h i t e iiiii-e, etc.
T h e curioiisl.v p u z z l i n g i|Ui'sfinii that
h a s b e e n t r o u b l i n g u u r n a t u r e slud.v
c l a s s is—Aviieii is a d u g n o t a d o g ?
P r i n c e , P r o f e s s o r U l m e r ' s p r i z e d o g , behiiA'ed ill a n i a n i i e r bcfiftiiig h i s uuiiii'
w h e n h e wiis broiiglit iiitu o n r iiafure
stud,y c l a s s , so fluit wc miglit b e a b l e to
p j i r t l y solve fills aiino.viiig qui'stiuii.
E v e n P r i n c e d i s l i k e s nliserx e r s ; a m i , as
il c o n s e q u e n c e , lie had fu b e fed with
o y s t e r c r a c k e r s , so fliaf he m i g h t j i a r t l y
f o r g e t t h e o n e liiindri'd gii/.Iiig e \ r s .
P o o r f e l l o w , h e wiis iiicasureil frum t h e
t i p iif h i s n o s e t o t h e end of h i s tail.

Hardware
C e n t r a l S t a t e ' s .summer session a l u m Mrs. B . M. H o a g , f o r m e r l y K a t h r y n
ni a r e h a r d a t w o r k . H e r e a r e a fcAV W h i t e , is l i v i n g a t 1108 P a r k A v e n u e ,
of t h e m Avho a r e finding plent.y t o do W i l l i a m s p o r t .
to ki'cn t h e m o u t of m i s c h i e f u n t i l t h e
l-'liircnce Ijiiubscher, '17, i s t e a c h i n g
iii'xf sessiiiii r o l l s a r o u n d , t e a c h i n g in
iu Hie .iiiiiiur high school a t M i l l H a l l .
si-liiHils ill t h e p l a c e s n a m e d :
F l o r e n c e l l i i b n b e r g , '19, is
finding
Miirguref fxyler
Reiiiivo
ident.A- t o do a t N o r r i s t o w n .
('laru I'liiirinaii
Ueiiuvu
Cliiisf ine D u l i l e r
Reuiivii
A n n a Simciix, '18, i s t e a c h i n g i n t h e
Ccrilia ,\ndersuii
N u r t h B e n d high scliiiul at B e l h v o o d .
liiiiiifliy Xiiss
Farwell
K i i H i e r i n e B a i r d , '20, of I s l a n d , a n d
Ireiii' .McCluskey
Westpiirf
liulpli Biiiiniiin, of L o c k p o r t , w e r e m a r \'iula ('uiii|ilirll
Hyner
rieil at t h e ;\1. R. p a r s o n a g e a t McEl(leiiild Laiiks
S t e r l i n g K'liii
h a t t a n (111 ,\cAv Y e a r ' s P]ve b y R e v . J .
Helen Suniinersiin
Keniivo T. Ciiliick. Tliey will live at Klizaliefli,
Miir.v L u c a s
R e n i i v u X. .1., w h e r e K a t l i c r i i i e h a s b e e n tcai'lt. \ b i r g e r y BruA\ n
H i c k s R u n iiig.
Ora !^blckle.v
Cro.sby
A n n a C o n n e r , '22, is t o i i c h i n g second
Until Breliiii
Dagiiscuhnmla
Kiliia J o h n s o n
S o u t h K ' e r s i v a n d t h i r d g r a d e s a t Siiiith I5etlilclieni.
Ki'iini'tli M o v e r
R i d g u i i y Du yuii find an.v t i m e t o plii,y t e n n i s
IMiia l l a l l g r e i i
D a g u s .Mines uuw, A n n a ?
('ura A n d e r s o n
Sigriil B e n s o n
I'hniiiii M a g i s t r e l l a
Beatrice Tliunipsun
Beatrice Ottinger
Oleen Schuler
Teresa Miller
Lorina Petersen
L o u i s e Poniero.v
M y r t l e Biirgesuii
Liirefta CaldAvell
Helen Johnsoubaiigli
I'^sfher W i n s l o w
b'lltli :\litsclii'
b'litli -Snyder
F l o r e n c e Slunv
Sarah Peternian
lOvii G e t g e n
l l c n r i e t l a Mo.vcr
Marga ref K.vler
Miriiiin K e i s e r
Lillian S t r a w b r i i l g e
Duriitli.v C o r n e l i u s
Ciiflieriue L o n g
l-]leaiiur S r l i n a r s
Lleauur Slewurt
Hazel l i a i n l
.Xanc.v l i r n i i i b e r g
Kellii W e r t z
liett.v NiiliU'ii
Ivliia Lclinuiu
(irace Gordon
.Myra B o o n e
:\Iyrfle M e a d

Kerse.y
Ixib.v
Dagus Mines
Instiinfer
Almont
Rensellaer
Wilcox
Sf r a i g l i t s
Si-rantuii
Instiinfer
Flemiiigtuii
Beech Creek
CrensluiAV
Jelsi'A- Sliure
J e r s i ' 3 ' Sliiire
P o r t e r ToAA'nship
Jersey Shore
Antes Fort
Jersey Shore
RenuAu
Williamsport
Sterling Run
Renovo
North Bend
Westport
.lerse.v Sliure
Fluiui iigliui
Sliawniiif
Rockton
Luthersbnrg
Loganton
Drift AVIIIUI
Beech ( ' r e c k
Weedville

T h e LA-i-iiiniiig (.'ount.A' A l u m n i Assiiciatiiiu u r g i i u i z e d o n T h u r s d a y , D e c e m l i e r
21, d u r i n g t h e c i i u n t y i u s t i t i i f c al Miin
l y . M. il. ^ ' a r i i s i i u , of S o u t h W i l l i a n i s
|iiirt, Wiis e l e c t e d i i r e s i d e n t ; i l i s s F l u r eiiie ShiiAV, of J e r s e y S h o r e , t r e a s u r e r ;
and Miss Ocie M . D r i c k , of M o n t o u r s ville, s e c r e t a r y . T h e a s s o c i a t i o n is jiliiniiiiig tu hold a n a l u m n i reiiiiiuii, baiiqiicf a n d d a n c e i n W i l l i a i u s p u r t d u r i n g
.March ur A p r i l .

A \ r i d i i l d n ' t h e l p partl.v s o l v i n g Hie
qui'sfiiiu wlii'ii \\v saw hiiw iiliiiost hum a n h e iicfeil uiiilcr flic i n s p i r a t i o n of
h i s b e l o v e d i i i a s l c r . I ' c r l i a p s t h e iiiost
fitting
c o m p l i i i i e n l wr i-aii ]iii\' r r i i i c u
is t h a t h e reiiiindeil us ui' G r e . v f r i a l ' s
Bobby.
B e t t y J e a u e W i l s o n i i r r i v e d a t 2017
A n o t h e r a u g u s t p e r s o n a g e Avlio has D e r r y S t r e e t , I l i i r r i s l i u r g , fhe h o m e of
b e e n h o r r i b l y a n n o y e d is p o o r p u s s . H e r Mr. a u d M r s . R a y B . W i l s o n , on Det e e t h h a v e b e e n c o n u t i ' d , ehiAvs m e a s - c e m b e r 29, 1922.
Mrs. Wilson
was
u r e d , Avliiskers o l i s e r v e d , h e a d a d j u s t e d , E l i z a b e t h M i l l e r , 19]ij.
etc.
No w o n d e r s h e growls w h e n someEviin IL M a n w i l l e r , 'Ifl, is t e a c h i n g
o n e t r i e s to p e t her.
in t h e g r a m m a r g r a d e s a t H a m b u r g ,
S h e c a n ' t b l a m e us t h o u g h . I t ' s all
Berks County.
M r . U l m e r ' s f a u l t , s i n c e he t o l d u s t o
Mrs.
George Johnstonbaugh
(Maro b s e r v e a c a t a n d w h a t e o u l d we do b u t
jorie Aaron, '17), is living at Mill Hall.
obey

133 East Main

Co,
St.

Our line is always complete.
Our price always the lowest.

Qiiality
Shoe Repairing
J. F. TORSELL
BELLEFONTE AVE.

Mrs. Duniild R o t h r o c k ( B e r y l Clend e n u e n , '17) is l i v i n g a t B i t u m e n .
B e r t h a C l e n d e n n e n , '17, a n d ('lara
C l e u d e n u e u , '10, a r e t e a c h i n g a t YouiigstoAvii, O h i o .

llildred
wood.

K l i z a b e t h A l l a n a c h , '10, is t r a i n i n g in
t h e P r e s b y t e r i a n H o s p i t a l , NCAV Y o r k
Cit.y.

. M a r g a r e t W a l s h , ^\~>, of D u s h o r e , h e r
s i s t e r , F l o r e n c e , alsu a n a l u m n i of C.
S. N . S., a r e h o l d i n g doAvn g o v e r n m e n t
p o s i t i o n s iu W a s h i n g t o n , D . G.

Elizabelh Wagner,
blncknell tfiis y e a r .

'20, is

attciiiliiig

. l a m e s M a y , '17, is p r i n c i p a l
high scliool, W e e d v i l l e .

of

the

C e n t r a l S t a t e i s well r e p r e s e n t e d a t
St. M a r y s . Among the a l u m n i teaching
t h e r e a r e L . T. K e l l y , '10, E s t h e r S m i t h ,
'18, L o r e n e Howe, '18, E l e a n o r D u n n , '21,
a n d ;^blrtllil O ' B r i e n , '21.
T h e hard-Avorking offlce b o y , w h o docs
n o t r e a l t y e.xist, b u t who h a s b e e n inv e n t e d b y u s b e c a u s e all u p - t o - d a t e edit o r i a l ofiices a r e s u p p l i e d w i t h a t least
o n e of t h e m to k e e p t h e e d i t o r s h u m b l e ,
h a s j u s t b r o u g h t in a n o t h e r g r o u p of
iiaiiies a n d liiiiit ions of o u r l a s t sumuii'i- ijcssiuii sliiileufs.
H o w man,y of
t h e m liave j-ou b e e n Inck.y e n o u g h to
meet?
Ol lie l.ovcll
(Hasgow
I'higeiiia Mallisiin
Export
F r a n c e s I'eursuu
Colegruve
. \ i Eckerf
Curwensville
Max N o r r i s
Emporium
Mar.v l l i i s k i n s
Austin
Beafrice Ha i r i s . . S h a d f o r d C e n t e r , N. 11.
Hhii b'ces
Costello
.\uiia Siuilli
Roulette
K a t l i r y i i T.vliuRoulette
Lilliun D e x l i i
Kane
A n n a (Jotter
Austin
Constance Tubbs
Wrights
Winifred Brosius
Jerse.y S h o r e
.Nina T y l e r
Shinglehouse
Naomi Taylor
P o r t Alleghen.v
Lstlier R o d g e r s
Rexford
.Marietfa a n d . l a n e t B u r t
Force
.Mary McMaekin
Elbon
K a t h e r i n e Geary
Johnsonburg

Foutz

is

tciiching

in

Bell-

l l i l d r e d H a r r i n g t o n , '10, is i n p a r t n e r s h i p w i t h her b r u f l i e r , o p e r a t i n g I l a r riiigtiin a n d C o n i p a n y ' s c r e a i i i c r y a t Dushore.
,\birgiiret G a r e y , -12, is t e a c h i n g n e a r
S t a t e College.
Sam Diehl is t e a c h i n g iimj f a k i n g l i t e
scriiiiisly at L a n i i i r .
H e r e is a .sample s e c t i o n of t h e Alt o o n a i i h i m n i , noAC t e a c h i n g in t h e Altoona schools:
E t h e l C a s s e l b e r r y , '21 ; Helen I
.se,
' 2 1 ; Vcuilclla .McKeiizie, ' 2 1 ; Alma Sissler, ' 2 2 ; .Marion Biielilcr, ' 2 2 ; (iretclicii
Kleinsorgen, '22; Roniayne Einbick, '22;
Alniii .Miller, '22, a n d O l g a NeiT, '22.
I'reffy

keen,

e h , w l i a f .'

L a u r i i K e l l e r , '22, is c l e r k i n g al
k Bull's store in Williiimsport.
H e r b e r t Neefe, '21, s p e n t
week (uiil with us.

a

Bush
recent

I l u r r i c i W h i l e , '22, a m i I'.efliel .Miller,
'22, called here iiii t h e s c \ i ' n t l i . c l i e e r i n g
up an u f h e i w i s e dull liiiiir u r two f o r a
g r o u p of t h e i r f r i e n d s .
T h e e i i g a g e m e u t of S a r a h P e t e r u i a n ,
'21, fu .1. G. C u l v e r t , uf J e r s e y S h o r e ,
has recently been aniKiunced.
C. S. N. S.
Du .v'oii k n u w Avliaf t h e first two lett e r s s t a n d fur.'
Central State?
Guess
a g a i n . A c c u r i l i n g tu Miss ^'ale, t h e .answer
is "('uiiiiniin
Sense."
Agreed?
( W u n d e r what flic last twu sfanil f o r ? )
S T Y L E S A T C. S. N . S.

B e a t r i c e P a c k e r , ' 2 1 , i s t e a c h i n g in
t h e fifth g r a d e of t h e L o g a n Scliool,
.luniata.
E l i z a b e t h Y o u n g , ' 2 1 , is s t e n o g r , a p l i e r
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