Soccer team defeats St. Francis see page 7 Eagle Eye Friday, October 6, 1989 Will Kiem speaks to Greeks see page 3 Volume 36, Number 3 8 Pages Lock Haven University Bowen visits China during student demonstrations By Elizabeth Miller and Jeffrey Huckel Eagle Eye Reporters Opening the lecutre series on Thursday night, Dane Bowen, Ph.D., presented, "An Illustrated Lecutre on China and Recent Demonstrations." Bowen began by reflecting on the causes of the student uprising he witnessed while in China. Supposedly the Chinese govemment presented a "we want you to stand on your own feet" image to the students and then said, "Don't do anything, just do as we say." The last element that uiggered the students anger was the declaration of Martial Law after Gorbachev was concluding a visit to the country. Bowen was then asked to evacuate the area by the U.S. Department of State. Bowen, however, retumed to complete the semester and document the changes brought about by martial law. "We weren't in too much danger," he said, "but I was worried." Bowen retumed from his trip this July after spending a full semester there. Bowen feels the student uprising will continue. "I think the movement will go on," he said. "There will be dissastisfaction. Only after people begin to assert themselves will change occur." Bowen also presented a simultaneous slide presentation including slides of the Great Wall of China, the University he taught at, Mao's burial place, his living quarters, as well as other tourists attfactions in China. The Faculty Lecture Series is sponsored by the University each year to provide discussion on timely topics of interest to the campus and community. Hurricane Hugo Fund Drive a success at LHU this week By Emilee Groce According to Grace, Stuempfley said the Eagle Eye StaffReporter items donated would go to a shelter at the St James Elementary School, McClellenConcern on the part of a Lock Haven ville. South Carolina that is housing about University student provided the groundwoiic 9,000 people affected by the disaster. Intemational Paper Co.'s Hammermill for the mobilization of a campus-wide drive Plant in Lock Haven, said Grace, donated to aid the victims of the recent disaster the use of a tractor-trailer, a driver and the caused by Hurricane "Hugo." fuel needed to transport the donated items Student Cooperative Council Public Reto the shelter. lations Officer Machelle Grace met with Members from the fratemities and sorcniLock Haven Mayor Diann Steumpfley last ties as well as other organizations on camweek and "everything just fell into place," pus contributed items and time to the drive, said Grace. The Hurricane Hugo Relief Fund Drive at said Grace. "I was really happy with the outcome of LHU was conducted all of this week in the drive," said Grace. "Everyone [the stuconjunction with separate drives by LHU dent body at LHU] was very good about Rotaract, said Grace, and by all of Clinton helping with the drive." County. Items donated included money, clothing, Dr. Dean G. Wielps, Vice President for baby items, and canned foods. Administration and Development and a pro"In my office alone, I had four garbage fessor of Math at LHU gave Grace the use bags and at least ten paper bags of donated of office number 3 in Russel Hall as a drop clothing," said Grace. off location for donations. "We also had well over one thousand dolThe Residence Hall Association also lars donated," she added. placed boxes at each of the residence hall The tractor trailer was loaded today with front desks for items, said Grace, in addition to a table in Bentley Dining Hall dur- the donated goods from 9:30 a.m. to noon at the Trinity Methodist Church and from 1 ing the aftemoon. p.m. to 3 p.m. at the National Guard ArAll items donated were collected and mory. brought to the Trinity Methodist Church in Lock Haven or the National Guard Armory inLockport "We weren't in too much danger," said Bowen at the Lecture Series in Ulmer Planetarium Thursday evening. What can you do about Sexual Harassment? Speak up! By Elizabeth Miller Eagle Eye News Editor ofStudent Affairs within 30 days of the incident of sexual harrassment 2. The matter will be discussed with the When was the last time you walked into student a classroom and your professor greeted you 3. Hopefully, there will be a solution to with a slap on the butt and a "hey cutey- the problem. pie." If it was recently, there's something If the student is not completely satisfied, you can do about it. he may then submit. Last week, faculty at Lock Haven UniThe Formal Complaint: versity received a policy regarding sexual 1. The complaint (written) must now harassment and how to deal with it. befiledwith the Vice President responsible A classic case of sexual harassment is for employment at LHU. when a professor jeopardizes a student's ac2. The written complaint should include ademic status when a request is not ful- the name of the person(s) against whom fdled. the complaint is being made and the cirFor example: "Mike" walks into Dr. I. cumstances of the occurence. Facts are neM. Sick's history class a little early and cessary. Dr. Sick hints that if "Mike" performs sex3. Within IS days, the recommended acual favors for him Thursday night, he'll get tion will be taken to satisfy the student an A on Friday's exam. When "Mike" re- who has experienced sexual harassment fuses. Eh-. Sick says he'll not only fail him 4. If the student still isn't satisfied, the on Friday's test, but on many more to fol- complaint will be forwarded to the Presilow. "Mike" still sticks to his decision, dent of the University. risking failiue, but the harassment contin5. Within 15 working days, thc Presiues... After class. Dr. Sick is waiting for dent will review the complaint and deter"Mike" and forcefully asks him one more mine resolution. time, to fulfill his request or suffer the conRemember pats, pinches, winks, and sequences. "hey babe" are all considered froms of sexiiStudents at LHU don't have to deal with al harassment "Mike's" situation. The new policy exThe University will do its best to resolve plains how to arrest sexual harassment the matter and maintain confidentiality, so The Informal Complaint: don't be afraid if you run into sexual ha1. Contact Linda Koch, Vice President rassment. You can do something about i t 2 Eagle Eye Friday, October 6,1989 ANNOUNCEMENTS Juniors / Seniors The Northwestem Mutual has been involved in an accredited Intemship Program since 1%7. Over 7,000 students have participated on over 330 universities and college campuses. Participation in the program allows you to perform all of the functions of a professional life insurance agoit The average intem eams betweem $7 -$8 per hour. Outstanding intems have eamed better than $15 per hour. Further information is available in the Career Planning and Placement Office , Akeley Hall. For intemship application material, write to Laurence P. Le Toumeau, CLU, The Northwestem Mutual Life Insurance Company, 720 East Wisconsin Avenue, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53202; phone 414-271-1444. AUention All Catholic Students, Starr & Faculty!!! Starting Sunday, September 10, the Newman Community is haj^y to annouce CoUege Folk Mass at 12 Noon in Ulmer Planetarium!! This Mass will be held weekly every week that college is in session! Come worship as a University Community! ir You Are Wondering About all the fellowships and prayer groups ... thinking that that stuff is too holy fot you, then Prayertalk is for you!!! This unconventional prayer group will be approaching prayer from the beginners point of view, and will be challenging your ideas of what prayer can be! Come on down to the Newman Center (445 W. Main Stieet) or contact Dee at 748-8592 for more information! Prayertalk meets at the Newman Center every Tuesday at 8:00 p.m. Newman Community If you'ie interested in maldng a differeiKe at LHU, then sign up for the Newman Community!! Sign - ups will be taken after College Folk Mass on Sunday, or by calling Dee at 748-8592, Nancy at 893-2469 or Gloria at 748-8845! Take a little bit of your time and make a difference!!! COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA ACCOUNTING INTERN PROGRAM: Students must be currently enrolled full time in their junior year, have completed or will be completing (by the end of die current term/semester) a total of 75 credits with an accounting major and including at least 15 credits in the major. Apply between Oct. 6, 1989 and Dec. 8, 1989. Receive 7.50 per hour compensation for a 37.5 hour work week. May receive academic credit. Additional information will be available in the Career Planning Office, Akeley Hall. Circle K News Meetings are Monday nights at 6pm in the bottom of the PUB. COMMONWEALTH OF PA COMPUTER SYSTEMS INTERN PROGRAM: Currently enrolled full-time students can apply in their sophomore year (last year it was the junior year), with only three (3) credits in computer science (last year it was fifteen (15) credits). Receive 7.50 to 7.75 per hour compensation for a 37.5 hour work week. May receive academic credit Apply between Oct 6, 1989 and Dec. 8, 1989. Additional information will be available in the Career Planning Office, Akeley Hall. The John Sloan Fine Arts Gallery Announces: October 2 - 21 MiltFriedly (Sculpture and Ceramics) Monday, October 2 Reception and Gallery Talk 8:00pm Roommate Needed: Male or Female to sublease remodeled 2 bedroom apartment close to campus. 108 R West Bald Eagle Street. Reasonable. Call Terri M. at 748-5595 or 893-3021. Fellowships ror Juniors and Seniors Apply for the Legislative Fellowship Program, Pennsylvania House of Representatives, Spring Semester, January 16 to April 13, 1990. Stipend is now $450.00 paid semi-mondily. Deadline to apply is October 31,1989. Applicant must make an appointment with C. Herbert Larson, Director, Career Planning, Akeley HaU, to secure appUcation material. Internships!! The U.S. Department of State sponsors intemships (academic credit is possible) under which a limited number of highly qualified college and university juniors, seniors and graduate students have the opportunity to gain first hand knowledge of American foreign affairs. The application form (SF-171) and other required documents must be received in the Deparunent by the date as follows:Summer Pid and Summer Work Study (unpaid) Internships - November 1; Fall Work Study Intemship - March 1; Spring Work Study Intemship - June 30. This lengthy advanced time required is essential in order to perform the required security background investigations on the intems selected. Persons interested in applying for internships or desiring additional information should write directly to tne Intern Coordinator, Office of Civil Personnel Management, U.S. Department of State, P.O.Box I8657,Washington, D.C. 20036-8657 or telephone , 202-647-6132 or the Career Planning Office, Akeley Hall, LHU. Juniors, Seniors and Graduate Students: The deadline for the receipt of student applications for the sixteen week Spring session (Jan. 8, 1990 to Apr. 27, 1990) of the Capital semester Intemship Program is Monday, October 16, 1989. Pennsylvania Capital Semester Intemship Program is a wonderful opportunity for students to experience how State government works. It gives students a chance to eam money and college credit while trying on the professional duties of their prospective careers. Program brochures and students applications may be secured in the Career Planning and Placement Office, Akeley Hall. Attention: Health and Physical Education Student Teachers for Spring 1990 All Health and Physical Education Majors planning to student teach during the Spring 1990 semester are to report to a special placement meeting on Friday, October 6, 1989 at I0:00am, in Zimmerii Building, room 7. If you have a conflict a second meeting will be held on Monday, October 9 at 6:30pm in Zimmerli room 7. If you cannot make either meeting please call Mr. Leroy at 2099 for a special appointment This is a very important meeting that begins the placement process for Spring 1990 Health and Physical Education student teaching. Help Wanted Peer tutors are needed in the following areas: Earth Science, History, Economics, Computer Science, Sociology, Biology and PoUtical Science. Peer tutors should have an A or B in the subject they will be tutoring, two recommendations from faculty and an overall cumulative grade point average of 2.5 or better. Please stop by the Tutorial Center (Smith G-11) immediately if you are interested in ^^lying. STUDENTS: Attend the Graduate/Law School Fair on Thursday, October 12, 1989, 1 lam - 2pm, Bentley Hall Lounge. The following univerities will participate: Bloomsburg, Dayton School of Law (OH), Edinboro, Pennsylvania State, Shippensburg, Slippery Rock and Western New England Law School (MA). For Sale One domesticated black racer snake. Easy to take care of, loves to be held, one feeding a week. Complete with tank, water bowl, two hot rocks, hiding place, thermometer and removable tank Ud. Call 748-3860 after 6pm. First Free Video Games Tournament: Coming soon to the Lock Haven University PUB, a free video games toumament. Sign ups wiU be held through the week of October 2 'til the 6th. Actual toumament wUl be October lOth, 7:(X)pm 12am. Prizes will be awarded to tournament winners. All students are welcome to enter and enjoy in the fun. Sign ups are on PUB Administrators Door office #4 in the lower level of the PUB. Attention Track and Field Athletes Mandatory organizational meeting for all athletes interested in participating in the upcoming indoor and outdoor season. Come meet the new head coach for both men and women on Thursday, October 12th at 7:(X)pm in the Zimmerli Building room #7. Lost and Found A set of two keys on an orange key ring. Lost from the PUB area. If found, please retum to any of the SCC offices. Thanx! burg. Slippery Rock and Westem New England Law School (MA) Rugby Club This Saturday at Peddi Park Lock Haven Rugby Club take on York College at 1 p.m. Help Wanted Waitress, bartender and cook at the Black Forest Inn. Aftemoon and evening hours, Thursday - Sunday. Contact Ron Purvis in the Employment Office at 893-2409. Eagle Eye Parsons Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17445 (717) 893-2334 Ediior In Chief. Teny D«y News Editors Biff Miller SportsEditor RobYoegel Features Editor Mike Walton Photography Editor Priya Dayananda Business Manager Machelle Grace Advertising Sales Andrea Roote Advertising Designer Jeanne Ruczhak Announcements Coordinato...Shannon Pringle Circulation Manager Bill Alexander Advisor Dr. Douglas S. Campbell The Eagle Eye i^ the official newspaper of Lock Haven University. It is published bi-weekly in accordance to the University calendar. The articles, opinions, pictures, and layout of the Eagle Eye are the responsibility of the editorial staff and do not reflect the views of the students, the faculty, or the administration of the Lock Haven University unless specifically stated. Letter to the editor must be submitted to the Eagle Eye by noon on the day before publication. All letters should be typed, should be no longer than 200 words, should included the writer's signature and telephone number. The editorial staff reserves the right to edit the copy for libel, taste, style, and length. The Eagle Eye staff meets Tuesday and TTiursday at 1 p.m. in the Parsons Union Building. The Eagle Eye is funded by the student activity fee. Friday, October 6,1989 Eagle Eye 3 NEWS Keim talks to LHU Greeks Using a blend of comedy and somber prophecies of what the future may hold. Will Keim appeared at Lock Haven University Wednesday night to discuss improving Greek life. Keim has spoken to several universities across the country and stopped at LHU explaining to students that, "you are the directors of your life." Keim talked about the various ups and downs of university life, stressing the importance of deciding what makes up your personaUty, but also having fun. "If you're not enjoying yourself, you are missing the boat," said Keim. Keim praised the efforts of Greek organizations on campus, and world wide. Keim's message consisted of 10 main points that could not only improve Greek life, but individual well-being as well. Keim's main points stressed that students need to view themselves as their role model. "You're role model better be looking you back in the mirror," he said. "I want to verbally kick you in the butt and get you started," said Keim, referring to the necessity of being yourself. The audience responded with a standing ovation for Keim at the conclusion of his program. Will Keim speaks in Price Auditorium Nicholson writes articles Bentley may get food court if approved Bentley may not be the "same old Bentley" if a proposal to change the present food service system into a food court is approved. The Student Food Service Committee of the SCC has suggested a food court that would provide students with a pasta shop, deli shop, grille shop, traditional enuees, take out, and a convenience store, each with unique characteristics never used at the University. These possible facilities would be located on-campus in Bentley. New meal plans introduced with this proposal include a plan with 14 meals per week with a "Flex Fund" of $100. Another plan, utiUzing the "Flex Fund" would allow a student to place a minimum of SlCX) into an account which can be accessed by the use of a computerized ID card. For students in residence haUs, the meal plan would be included in a billing with an expected increase in room and board. With this new system, a on- campus free pizza delivery service and take-out meal service would also be provided. The "Flex Fund" could be added to at any time in increments of $25.(X). An LHU ID card will be encoded to ac- cess the dining service account. A meal or "Flex Fund" piuchase will be automatically deducted from a student's balance when the card is presented to the cashier. The cashier will be able to provide stu dent with information conceming the balance. Food courts, such as the proposed one at LHU, already exist at Slippery Rock, West Chester, and Califomia Universities. A referendum will take place in Bentley lobby Thursday and Friday, October 12 and 13 during the lunch hours, and dinner hour on Thursday. More theft on campus, reports Law Enforcement by employees. The snack bar is presently taken an inventory to verify what was takEagle Eye StcffReporter en and how much. Two University students were issued a ciAnother incident of a residence hall theft tation from the city police for theft of serwas reported this week, said Lieutenant vices, said Grenninger. At 12:30a.m. Tuesday night the students Dennis Grenninger. were picked up for leaving the Texas with$165 was stolen from a dorm room that was left unlocked whUe the occupants were out paying their bill, said Grenninger. Another citation was issued to a student out. Heed the waming residence hall occu- for disorderly conduct, said Grenninger. The student was apparently under the inpants and lock your door at aU times. A garbage can was stolen from out front fluence of alcohol when confronted by a of Zimmerli Gymnasium last Friday night, Law Enforcement Official. When asked to identify himself the student faUed to coopsaidGrenninger. erate and became verbaUy abusive towards A mirror that was reported missing from a residence hall was recovered last Friday, the officer. Another incident of disorderly conduct said Grenninger. The student could be charged with theft was reported last Saturday night, said Grenninger. and also be referred to Student Life. Two students were observed to be vioThe Eagle Wing Snack Bar was broken into early Sunday moming, said Grenning- lently arguing apparently over a girl outside of a residence hall. When Law Ener. The back door was apparently jerked forcement Officials arrived on the sceae the open. The theft was discovered at 11 ajn. conflict between the two individuals re- Sharon Brooks solved itself immediately. An illegal room change was made by a student when he faUed to get permission by proper officials. When the student was asked to retum to his proper place of residence he refused only to make matters worse for many. Tim Susick and Law Enforcement Officials had to be brought in at 1:40 a.m .last Thursday night to remove the student from the residence haU. The student claims to have put in for a room change but as of that time nothing had come of it. The student found that he and his roommate were very incompatible. He also found his roommate to be very inconsiderate at times. Lt. Grenninger would like to remind all students that the emergency phones have been installed and are presently in use at Russell, McEntire, and Gross HaU. These phones are open for use 24 hours a day and the emergency button connects you directly to Law EnforcemenL An article written by Joseph Nicholson, associate professor of English at Lock Haven University, recently appeared in Meeting Destinations, a national travel magazine. The article, 'Trout Fishing in Pennsylvania" focuses on the "Big Woods Country" of Clinton, Centre, and Lycoming counties. It idenUfies an array of the best trout fishing areas in the region as well as hotels, restaurants and supply centers for visiting anglers. Meeting Destinations is a travel and convention planning magazine for corporate executives. Nicholson's article appeared in the magazine's mid-AUantic edition. In addition, he has conuibuted an essay for a forthcoming book to be published by the American Culture Association. The book will be devoted to a study of popular culture in small towns in rural America. Nicholson's essay is titled, "Where Everybody Knows Your Name: the Neighborhood Tavems of Centtal Pennsylvania." The Eagle Eye needs reporters.... It's your university! Come and write for it! 4 Eagle Eye Friday, October 6,1989 FEATURES Julie Tritt represents the students as the new trustee By George Nosci Eagle Eye FeaturesReporter One student whose voice carries a lot of weight in the running of Lock Haven University affairs is Tritt Tritt. Tritt is a junior from CarUsle, Pa. majoring in poUtical science and is a sister of the Sigma Kappa sorority. Also, she is recording secretary of the Student Cooperative Council. More importantly (politically speaking), she is the single student representative on the University's Council of Trustees. The council's purpose is to oversee the president of the University in decisions conceming aU University affairs. The Council of Trustees is made up of one student, two alumni and eight others appointed by the govemor of Pennsylvania. Because the student chosen for the position of trustee takes on the responsibiUty of being the sole representative of the Lock Haven student body, the position is a difficult one to obtain. Tritt explained that she went through a lengthy application process. At first she said she was apprehensive about applying for the position. "I didn't know whether the job would be too big of a challenge," she said. Tritt decided she was ready to meet the challenge and began the long difficult process of applying. To get the ball rolling she filled out an application consisting of general questions and essays. This appUcation then went before a special selection committee made up of student leaders and administrators. After the selection committee chose Tritt as one of the top three candidates to represent our campus, she had to travel to Harrisbiu-g to be interviewed by the board of govemors. Tritt said this interview was the most intimidating experience of the whole selection process. She remembers the apprehension she felt when first walking into a board room filled with the board of governors. They asked her hypothetical questions on how she would best handle important campus situations. After the long interview process, the board chose Tritt as the best representative out of the three applicants, they recommended her to the govemor who then appointed her as the student representative. A FREE GIFT JUST FOR CALLING PLUS RAISE UPTO $1,700 IN ONLY TENS DAYS!!! Students groups, fraternities and sorities needed for marketing project on campus. For details plus FREE GIFT, group officiers call 1-800-950-8472 ex. 30 MILS: In addition to being appointed, Tritt received letters of congratulation from the university president and the govemor himself. It seems Tritt has met the challenge she was first nervous about facing. "The position,"she said, "is perfect for me." Tritt said she fit in well from the very Julie Tritt "Yell like hell" for Homecoming '89 Do you like to yell, be rowdy, and have lots of fun? If you answered yes to any of these questions read on! As part of the 1989 Homecoming Activities, on October 20 there will be a "Yell LUce Hell" contest in Thomas Field House at 8 p.m. Teams will be categorized into two groups: 1) 49 members or under or 2) 50-200 members. The cheers will be judged on originality, volume of noise generated, spirit and enthusiasm of team ^I}t %appa ^Ijt Lock Haven University C h a p t e r Congratulates Recent Initiates: Neon winter sun clothing 20% Free g u a r d s with every watch pltis free bookcover with any purchase STOREWIDE SALE! 15% OFF members, and crowd parUcipation. Prizes wUl be awarded! Entry forms for your team are available starting October 9 in the Eagle Eye, at Residence Hall desks, and in the P.U.B. Business office. The deadline for submitting entry forms is October 18 at the P.U.B. Business office. Get your team together now and be prepared October 20 fot a night of fun and excitement! If you have any questions caU Max McGee at 2023. Tlie Honor Society of OCRIIIiKifK. Swatch Watch first council meeting. The other council members, she said, "listened to me and treated me as an equal." Tritt seems to truly enjoy her position as student trustee and hopes that it will help her open some doors in the future. After she receives her degree in political science, she hopes to go to law school or to be employed in some aspect of the govemment. James R Merinar Genar.McsJoe Heatiier D.Mes8ldk JeaniiarG.Bc¥pe>' I«C!OieR.Ran Robin UStrotse James F.Ttessler BaifaaraJ.l^bon EdanKWIsier AtdtaK.Woodskle TloalMLBataxMHi ArigeiB M. Btanchard ESiluwnl A, Ckuwici HieresaL.Bums BethAOotium AAchaelEXDclaa JinM.Dou|gherty VSttataa^A^LBUkiueod Scott L^IOncald Brian J . Ktdena Faculty; Register for free T-shirts drawing Hours: Mon.-Thurs. 12 til 6 Fri. til 9 SaL til S 1 Weaver & Probst 30 East Main St Lock Haven 748-3214 Dr. Jtanes T. Knauer ]\fts.8ueMaBn Phi Kappa Phi l.s the only major national scholastic stx^iety which selects members from aU academic disciplines. Students mvited to join dunng their ^utmt year «m$t rank m the top S% of Ihelr class; seniors the top 10%> Friday, October 6,1989 Eagle Eye 5 FEATURES Confessions of a dangerous mind Weekend escapes and signs of boredom from a suitcase student By Steven Infanti Eagle Eye Features Columnist This University is a suitcase campus for many of its students. They live here Monday through Friday aftemoon and after throwing some belongings in their suitcases, head for parts unknown. This mass exodus is easy to see, especially if you live on campus. Prime parking spots are easy to come by and the dining hall even closes down a section because there are fewer students eating in it. Personally, I'm in favor of them closing down both sections so there would be less lines in the bathroom and at the infirmary. Most people take to the road on the weekends because there isn't anything for them to do here. I don't want to cause a debate over whether or not this is a boring area, but I have had more exciting comas than weekends here. I've been one to indulge on weekend escapes, although the increased communication between law enforcement officials has made it harder to find parts unknown where I'm not known. One of the most amusing things I've encountered on my joiuneys has been road signs. A sign you're bound to see when leaving the greater Lock Haven area is "WATCH CHILDREN." Although 1 would like to assist this community in desperate need of a babysitter, I'm out of here for a weekend of fun and excitement, and watching children isn't going to cut it. Now if the sign read "WATCH MY WIFE," I might stop. There's a sign in another neighborhood aimed at the compassionate motorist, "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY." This sign almost makes you want to stop just to find out why the children aren't fast. It's so sad to think about a neighborhood with genetically deficient children. How about the sign "SLOW MEN AT WORK?" Are these the fathers of "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY?" Why do they all work for PennDOT? We should have men who work fast on the highway before 1-80 tums into one continuous pothole. Then there's the sign "CAUTION: CHILDREN AT PLAY." What exactly are these children playing with? Have they u-aded their Tonka trucks for anti-tank weapons? I avoid these neighborhoods unless accompanied by a police escort There are blue signs along the highways that read, "FOOD AND GAS THIS EXIT." Isn't gas a given after any truckstop meal? Avoid those places if you have passengers, unless you like traveling with the windows down. When traveling along 1-80, there are signs that reads "MOTOR VEHICLES ONLY." So much for skateboarding to New York. "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" signs are obviously subliminal messages from govemment supporters of Bon Jovi. We're constantly being brainwashed not to study for tests by the "DO NOT PASS" signs. "DEER X-ING" signs are confusing. How're you going to do it? "This is going to be a breeze.' What's X-ing? Are we suppose to guess the root word? Let's see, "DEER DANCING?" No, deer don't dance. "DEER SKIPPING?" No, not masculine enough for a wild animal. "DEER GAGGING?" No, I didn't see them at the dining hall. "DEER CROSSING?" No, that isn't it. Maybe it has something to do with how Bambi was made. 1 use to believe the sign "PEDESTRIANS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY" until 1 saw "SURE YOU DO" wriuen on the oil pan of the car that passed over me. "BUMP AHEAD." Is that like head butting? My girlfriend has that same phrase tattooed on her lower neck. Personally, 1 find the ones on the road to be greater obstacles. My favorite rural sign has to be "DIP." 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Football situation evaluated by SID By Buck O'Reilly Guest Sports Columnist Hey, soccer will probably win the Pennsylvania Conference championship for the 11th time in 13 years and will make the NCAA Division II national playoffs...Field hockey is back in the Pennsylvania Conference and is ranked No. 2 in the nation in NCAA Division IIl...Both basketball programs, men and women, are Pennsylvania Conference contenders and played in the NCAA Division II national tournament last year...Wrestling has one of the best programs in the nation, big college or small...Baseball came back to make the conference playoffs last year...Women's Softball was a national runner-up two years ago and has become a perennial threat to knock off Bloomsburg in the conferencc.So what's the problem? How about football? Yeah, football...That's the problem. The Bald Eagles, not through lack of effort on the part of the young men playing or the slightly older men coaching, have experienced a run of defeat over the past seven years that bears examination. The numbers aren't pretty. Overall, Lock Haven University football is 12-53-2 since opening day, 1983. Even uglier is 2-36-1 over the same period in the Pennsylvania Conference Westem Division. That's a .064 percentage in the league. This leads to the question: "Is this a rewarding educational, social and emotional experience for the young men who are students here and football players?" One's morale sinks and others quesdon his sanity when he goes out and gets clubbed in the head week after week after week. It's a credit to those who stay in the football program and don't quit, who keep exerting the effort to improve and possibly, just possibly, to win, maybe next week. So what can be done? Let's first avoid finger-pointing and not waste a lot of time assigning blame. And let's keep in mind that we're not talking about foregoing all standards, academic and fiscal, to build a successful program. We're talking about fielding a competitive team within the rules of the NCAA and within the academic context of this university. I) Since the principal problem is the lack of scholarship aid, and since the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania can't be used for scholarships, the money to attract student/ football players must come from private, outside sources. The money for scholarships must come from donations to the Lock Haven University Foundation - either earmarked specifically football or unrestricted. Do the university and the foundation administrators feel that they are doing as much for football as they legitimately can? Are they giving as much to football as they can without distorting the structure of all scholarship aid? If the answers are yes, then other approaches to die problem must be sought. Another avenue is reconstructing Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference football into two divisions based on the amount of money each school wishes to commit to scholarships. The president of each institution would decide whether that school would strive to fund 40 full scholarships, the NCAA Division II limit, or would fund at a lower level, to be determined by these presidents. There would be a mutually agreed upon "scholarship cap" as it were, and die schools electing to compete under these restrictions would play each other and would agree to outside auditing. However, if the presidents are satisfied with the status quo, and how could all of them be so, then another direction is possible. 3) Move Lock Haven football to the NCAA Division III, where financial aid is based solely on the need of the student. Of course, a lot of Division III schools award academic scholarships to athletes, but Lock Haven, through the Foundation, may do diat as well. What may be difficult is finding 10 Division III colleges in geographical proximity that would be willing to play Lock Haven in football. Scheduling could be a problem, but it seems that this possibility at least must be explored. 4) Finally, the most draconian solution would be to drop football entirely. There are those who would not lament. But I think at diis point, this admission of failure is premature. And football does have its virtues and value to the university community. Saving the program and putting it on a competitive level with the teams we play each week is a goal worth pursuing. I'm sure there are arguments pro and con about these matters, and I'd like to hear them. It's time for die administration to let us know what level of commitment die university feels it can rightly make to football. Some steps must be taken to remedy a situ ation that is dragging down a lot of hardworidng, dedicated students and coaches. No one is asking that die university's academic mission be sacrificed to finance football. Only that football be given a fighting chance on Saturday aftemoon. Ed. note - Buck O'Reilly is the Sports Information Director at Lock Haven University'Sports chat' is a weekly special that features guest columns by LHU athletes or coaches. All athletes arui coaches are welcome to participate. Football Preview Bald Eagles visit pov»^erhouse Maine By Herb Samuels effect on the outcome is die fact that the two coaches involved have history together. Maine's head coach, Tom Lichtenberg, was the head coach at Morehead State. One of his assistants was Jones who The football team are having a tough seawas coaching dieir defensive line. son thus far and it is about to get tougher. On offense Maine is a brutal machine that The Bald Eagles sport an 0-5 record so far. They have lost to some tough compet- runs out of a standard I-formation. They feature a drop back passing attack with treitors, the elements, and even themselves. But that is nothing compared to the force mendous running speed around the ends. "Their quarterback is a big kid. He stands they play this week, namely the University 6-foot 4 and throws very well. He has got of Maine, in Maine. Maine is an NCAA Division I-AA power some quick people to throw to," Jones said. On defense Maine runs a 4-4 formation. that plays in the Yankee Conference. They have a 5-0 record rolling over teams like That means they line up with four down Villanova, Richmond and Massachusetts linemen along with four linebackers. Stunting is what makes this defense so by phenomenal margins. tough. "We've got to try to contain them A lot of people that follow Bald Eagle football are asking one common question, with formation changes, like leaving an ex"Why?" Why travel and take on a team tra back around to help block," Jones said. Keys to victory: Well for this week we that has such power.^ Head coach Tom Jones gave several rea- should call it "attempts to keep dignity." sons for the match up, but one was the ob- The Bald Eagles have to contain the running game while trying to stop the pass. vious favorite. Quarterback Jimmy Broadway will have "Guaranteed money for scholarshiDs," he said. "We need money for our program and to steer this team away from danger while running the offense. diis is a way to get it." Prediction: Should we expect die Bald EaAnother reason was the records on both gles to fulfill diose keys and get their first sides of the field. win? No. Maine was not supposed to be 5-0 and Teams at Maine's level are getting Lock Haven was not supposed to be 0-5. stomped by 20-point margins. Last week "We scheduled diis game last spring," Jones said. "Our program had nine starters they thrashed University of Richmond 48back on offense and defense. We were to 16. It's unfair lo even imagine a victory this week. Game dme is 1:00 p.m. be improved this season." Another litde fact that may have a direct Eagle Eye Sports Reporter PSAC Football Standings iastem Division Div. Overall Westem Division Div. Overall I. Stroudsburg [Cheyney Cutztown West Cliester Vlillersville 31oomsburg Vlansfield 2-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 0-1 0-2 0-2 3-1 1-4 1-3 3-1 1-3 1-4 1-4 Slippery Rock Edinboro Shippensburg Indiana Califomia Clarion LOCK HAVEN 2-0 1-0 1-0 2-1 1-1 0-2 0-3 2-1 3-1 5-0 3-1 2-3 0-5 0-5 •^Jational Rankings National Rankings West Cliester is rariked #13 in the NCAA Division n football JoU. Shippensburg is ranked # 7 Edinboro is ranked # 1 2 Indiana is ranked # 20 EAGLE EYE SPORTS BLINK More than 85 percent of the USA's college presidents and deans say that pressure for success and finacial rewards in sports interferes with the educational mission. In a U.S. News & World Report magazine poll, 95 percent said high school graduates being recruited for athletic teams should be required to meet the same admissions standards as all other students. Source: USA TODAY Friday, October 6,1989 Eagle Eye 7 SPORTS Ross scores four goals as soccer team trounces St. Francis, 6-0 By Rob Yoegel Eagle Eye Sports Editor The soccer team defeated Saint Francis College yesterday aftemoon, 6-0. Four of die LHU goals were tallied by junior Gary Ross. The scoring barrage began with under five minutes gone in the contest, Ross took a pass from Paul Greitz and beat Red Flash goalkeeper Wade Tumer. The game remained 1-0 for over thirty minutes until sophomore Jim Kaszupski scored at the 35:24 mark of the first half. Ross added to the Bald Eagle lead widi his second goal of the game on an assist fiom Kaszupski at 40:54. The second half began like die first half ended, widi Ross scoring. At 55:11 of the game, Ross scored on a penalty kick to put die booters up 4-0. Then just over two minutes later, Ross scored once again on a pass firom Brian Williamson at 57:13. "Before the game I knew I was on because when we were practicing, I was shooting well," Ross said. Freshman Trevw Warnerfinishedoff die scoring on an assist from Kaszupski. LHU (6-3-2) outshot die Red Flash (2-8) 26-0. "We knew we stood a chance of playing a good game against them," said head coach Lenny Long. The Bald Eagles have a formidable task ahead of diem when West Virginia Wesleyan comes to town on Saturday. West Virginia Wesleyan is ranked fourth in the country in the NAIA polls. "We know what we have to do, it's just a matter of getting out there and doing it," Long said. The game at McCollum Field is set to start at 1:00 p.m. St. Francis vs. Lock Haven Universily SL Fran LHU 0 3 0 - 0 3 - 6 1st Half LHU- Gary Ross (Paul Greitz) 4:31 LHU- Jim Kaszupski (John Emanuel) 33:24 LHU- Ross (Kaszupski) 40:54' 2nd Half LHU- Ross (unassisted) 5S:11 LHU- Ross (Brian Williamson) 57:13 LHU- Trevor Wamer (Kaszupski) 79:31 Shots on goal - LHU 26, St. Francis 0 Comer Kicks - LHU 4, St. Francis 3 Saves - Chad Houck (LHU) 0, Paul Yingling (LHU) 0, Wade Tumer (St. Francis) 3, Mark Pieklo (St. Francis) 2 Brian "Butch" Williamson (number 9) shoots a pass by a St. Francis defenseman (Photo by Rob Yoegel) Millersville defeats Lady Eagle tennis team By Rob Yoegel Eagle Eye Sports Editor The women's tennis team was defeated by the Lady Marauders of Millersville Wednesday aftemoon, 5-4. The Lady Eagles fell behind 4-2 after die singles competition and could not manage to win the diree doubles matches needed for the team win. In singles competition, sophomore Jen Jacobs was defeated by Cindy Merrill, 6-0, 6-4. Julie Klien was defeated by Millersville's Lynn Hutsko, 6-3, 6-2. Ttie Lady Eagles number three singles player was defeated by Lady Marauder Kristi Kerns, 6-2, 6-2. LHU's Rebecca Chase and Kenna Werkiser won matches over their Millersville oppponents. Chase won her match 6-2, 3-6, 6-2, and Werkiser defeated Mary Charleton, 7-6, 7- Lock Haven's Peggy Buckmaster lost to Gretchen Rayzinger, 6-2,6-1. The Lady Eagles started their attempted comback in the doubles competition when Werkiser and Klien defeated Charleton and Kim Ceabreeze in number three doubles, 76, 7-5. LHU's number two singles team defeated Kems and Kelli Giangiacono, 6-4, 3-6, 6-2. Lock Haven's nuber one doubles team of Jacobs and Buckmaster dropped a close match to Merrill and Hutsko, 6-3, 7-7, 75. The women's tennis team has a busy weekend in front of them, facing Edinboro tomorrow and making up a previously rained out confrontation with the University of Washington D.C. on Sunday. Both matches are home and begin at 1:00 p.m. WEEKEND SPORTS SCHEDULE Field hockey vs. Slippery Rock Satwrdav Smith Field 12:00 noon Football at University of Maine Sunday Soccer vs. W.V. Wesleyan McCollum Field 1:00 p.m. Field hockey at East Stroudsburg Women's Tennis vs. Edinboro Home tennis coiuts 1:00 p.m. Tennis vs. Univ. of Wash. D.C. Home tennis courts 1:00 p.m. Qoss Country at Lycoming Thursday (late) Field hockey at Kutztown I imwriT^nrw, VM.KI] futi!n'(©na:ij«mit« Lock Haven University Tuition Give-Away Winner Announced Halftime LHU-Clajion Homecoming game Saturday, October 21,1989 All present full-time Lock Haven University students may sign-up through October 20th at these these Puttin' on the Ritz East Main Street sponsors: That's the Scoop Derr's Bottorfs Bierly's Addie's Math's Boot Shop Luria's Hoy's Weaver&Probst Clyde's Smart Shop Bellefonte Avenue sponsors Goose 'n Gander Assante's Hotel Sweeney Floral North Grove Street sponsors Keith Electronics Keller&Munro Wolf Fumiture 8 EagieEye Friday, October 6, 1989 ANNOUNCEMENTS The Radio Shack District Office, Mechanicsburg, Pa , will be conducting on campus interviews for a Manager Trainee on Wednesday, October 18, 1989. Interested Management Science seniors may sign up for a specific interview time in the Career Planning and Placement Office, Akeley Hall. Would you like to ofTer DISCOVER CREDIT CARDS? Are you available for only a few hours/week? If so, call 1-800-932-0528 ext.34. We'll pay you as much as $20/hour. Only 10 positions available. Jersey Shore YMCA Raquetball League will start the week of Monday, October 9. Openings for any student 18 years of age or older and interested in playing raquetball, contact Vince Mazza, 398-2150. The Homecoming Committee desperately needs convertibles for the Homecoming Parade on October 21. If anyone is willing to help, please contact Leiand Spangler at 893-2125. C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S to the following students who have been cast in the University Players Studio Season Production of In Control and Sorry, Wrong Number. They are: Belinda Bodo Angelina Cantolina Traci Capwell Lisa Colabrese Sanjiva Cooke Joseph Garrison Monica George Jill Hite Matdiew Lovlie Debbie Markowitz Stephen Middleton Robin Strouse Mark Thomas George Tobler Angela Welsh Stephen Zoldi The shows will be presented on October 19, 20 and 21, 1989, at 8:00pm in the Countdown Theatre. ADOPTION Happily married couple that cannot have dieir own children want very much to share their lives with newbom white infant. We offer much love and security. Legal and confidential. Please call Mary Beth and Gary collect at (814> 349-8252. Sociology/Anthroplogy Club The next meeting of the Sociology/ Anthropology Club will be at 5pm, Tuesday, October 17th in room 100 of die Health Science Building. Membership due of $5.00 are due at diis meeting. L Seniors: The National Security Agency (NSA) 1989 Professional Qualification Test is scheduled for Saturday, October 28, 1989 at Penn State University and other test centers. ETS must recieve your registration by Friday, October 13, 1989. Test bulletins are available in the Career Planning and Placement Office,Akeley Hall, or call 1-800-255-8415 to request a bulletin from NSA. Attention All Students Copies of die 1989 Senior Directory, widi the photographs of over 240 1989 Lock Haven University graduates, are available in the Office of Public Relations. The cost is $3 per copy and benefits the Haven League campus beaudfication project. The Office of Public Relations is located in 120 Akeley Hall. With no yearbook, the senior directory is the only record of the senior class available to students. HEY YOU !!!! Are you skin and bones or soft and cushiony? Come and find out you percent (%) body fat. Tuesday, October 10 at 7:30pm - Woolridge Hall T.V. Lounge. International Students Association Meeting Agenda: 7pm General Meeting 7:45pm Discussion: Pakistan: Rape Victims Arrested? Understanding the 20/20 report Sponsored by : The Model United Nations Club and The International Students Association. Friday, October 6, 1989. 8pm Coffeehouse (PUB)All Welcome. Need A Bentley Break? The Rotaract Club is sponsoring their second annual Faculty / Administration Dinner Auction. This gives students the opportunity to have a homecooked meal and get to know dieir professors better. The auction will take place at 6pm, Wednesday, October 11 di in die PUB Coffeehouse.For those who cannot attend the meedng, silent bids will be taken during lunch hours in Bentley Lobby, Monday through Wednesday. Bids start at diree dollars per plate. No money is needed until you win your dinner. What a bargain! Watch for details. Secondary Teacher Education Meeting for Freshaman and Sophomores : There will be an information meeUng for you on TTiursday, October 17, at Ipm in Hamblin Intemational Auditorium of Robinson Hall. Please try to attend this meeting. Attention All Students S.A.D.D. (Students Against Drunk Driving) will be meeting regularly on Mondays, 7-8pm in die Wellness Center located at the bottom of Woolridge Hall. Come and find out what we're all about! Aerobics with Amy Every Monday and Wednesday at 8:00 9:00pm in Rodgers Gym. Free of Charge!! Homecoming King Or Queen Election Petition. Petitions are available in the SCC Business Office. They are due back by Monday, October 9th at 4pm. Qualificadons: All candidates must have at least a 2.0 GPA. All candidates must have at least 64 creduts including diis semester. The individual must be able to fill out a one year term until May 1990. Must be a full time student. Must have a validated student I.D. All Interested Students There will be an organizational meeting for all of those interested in Amnesty Intemational here at LHU. The meeting will be held at 7pm in Smith Hall Lobby. Be diere! Poetry Reading The first meeting for A Night of Poetry Readings will be October 16 at 5:30pm, room 316 in Sloan Theatre. Anyone interested (students and faculty) in reading poems please bring the poem(s) you wish to do. Original work encouraged. Any questions, call Debbie at 3471 or Sanjiva at 748-8256. Homecoming floats Entry forms are available in the business office of the PUB for any group or organization interested in constmcting a float in this year's Homecoming parade. All completed entry forms should be returned by October 13, 1989. Keep in mind that this year's themt is "Putting the Riu." December 1989 Attention Graduates On December 13, 1989 a "Senior Bash" is being considered at Sal's. If interested, sign ups will be held on Monday, October 9th through Thursday, October 12th, 7pm -9pm in the PUB Ground Floor. Plans are in the making. We need an exact number. Homecoming elctions All student wishing to run for Homecoming king or queen must have their petition submitted to the SCC Business office (PUB) by Monday, October 9. Petitions are available in the business office. Homecoming Parade Entry forms are available in the Business Office of the PUB for any grroup or organization interested in constucting a float for this year's Homecoming Parade. All completed entry forms should be retumed by Friday, October 13,1989. Keep in mind that this year's theme is "Puttin' on die Ritz". Attetion All Faculty The sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha would like to invite you to their annual Apple Polishing party October lldi. It will be held at the ZTA house, 2 Chesmut Stfeet, from 4-6pm. We're looking forward to seeing you tho^e. ZTA Car Wash There will be a car wash, sponsored by Zeta Tau Alpha, Sunday, October 8di from Ham- 4pm behind Mister Donut. All donations go to the Joy Stachecki Scholarship Fund. Attention Management Science Majors Why not get involved in your club?! Meetings are Tuesdays at 1pm in Raub 406. New faces are always welcome. Bentley Lobby. Attendance is a necessity when you want to get anything done. All students are welcome! ATTENTION STUDENTS Zeta Tau Alpha will be presenting i "Hazing Standard" on Monday, October 9 at 7:30 p.m. in die Hall of Flags. The speaker will be Carol Latronica. Everyone is welcome hope to see you there. Do you want to have an outrageous time? Then register your team for die fun and outrageous obstacle to be held on Sunday, Oct. 15 at 1 p.m. on die front lawn at Russell. Come and experience the Wobble Tube, the Infrared Beam Maze, the Scooter Slalom, and much more exciting obstacles! You can register your team, made up of two males and two females, in the bottom of BenUey during lunch and supper hours starting October 9 through October 13. Prizes will be given to the top three teams. First prize is $100 to be sQlit among the winning team. For more information call Kelly Beck at 2331. ROXY 1 rARTS TONIGMlr i»2 All Seats $2 All Interested Students There will be a meeting of the University Players this Sunday, October Sth at 6pm in the Sloan Countdown Theatre, room 321. All are welcome. All Interested Students There will be a meeting of die Black Cultural Society Wednesday, October Ilih at 7pm in the Black Cultural Center in m |PO-13|«l 1 F r i . & Sat. — 7 & 9 Sun.-Thurs. at 7:30 1