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Administration supports current registration process

Dr. John Zaharis, vice-president of
academic affairs, made comments which
supported the current registration process
at Wednesday night's SCC meeting.
photo by Tim Sporcic

By Kim Wilkinson
The problems of registration were once
again the topic of discussion at
Wednesday's Senate meeting.
Special guests from the administration
were present at the meeting to add some
new light on the topic.
Dr. John Zaharis, vice-president of
academic affairs gave a brief history of the
class registration procedure at Lock Haven
University (LHU). About three and a half
years ago, LHU had a pre-registration
"card bank" in November and April.
The problems with this system arose
when stildents returned the following
semester, according to Zaharis. A large
number of students went to the drop/add
time, also held in the Thomas Field house.
Zaharis said the new and present system
eliminated the problem of having a two day
event, and there is more control over the
cards. He said it was the faculty who voted
in favor of this system.
The possibiHty of computerizing the
registration system was discussed.
James Smalley, associate dean of
academic affairs, and George Zakem, director of the computer center, offered their
comments on a computer registration at
Clarion University.
Smalley said, "Computerizing the system
will not guarentee getting all of the classes
you want."
The administration members present said

that a computerized pre-registration was
possible, but that the same problems would
occur as had with the old system.
Smalley told the Senate that with the present system the number of schedule changes
has been reduced from approximately 4000
to 500.
He said that there are various reasons
why pre-registration is not as efficient as the
present system: non-returning students,
failing a class the semester before and taking classes at others schools during the summer all cause problems with scheduling.
Zaharis said that the university does not
have the financial ability to pay for a staff
to run a computerized registration.
It was agreed that the Senate would look
into ways of improving the present system
and report their suggestions to the admissions and academic regulations committee.
New amendments to the SCC constitution were presented to the Senate. The most
important dealt with Article X, Section 1,
which covers amending the constitution. At
present, the Senate .needs 500 signatures
from students who agree with the changes.
The proposed new amendments only requires 2CK) signatures.
Jodi Schultz Robinson was the only
senator who voiced an opposing view
towards this amendment.
She said, "If it's important enough to
amend the constitution, it's important to

get 500 signatures. Let's make 500 students
aware."
The other proposed changes include: the
possible re-scheduling of the April Executive Committee date; the ineligibility to
run for an executive committee office if the
students is student teaching, interning or
participating in the international exchange
program; and the succession of the vicepresident to president if the president is interning, student teaching, reclassifying as a
part-time student, participating in the international exchange or withdraws from
school.
The proposed amendments will be voted
on at the next Senate meeting.
Kevin McNamara, Parsons Union
Building (PUB) administrator announced
that the snack bar sales were up 25 percent
more in February 1985 as compared to
February 1984. He also reported that 15
percent more students are using the snack
bar.
The Equal Opportunity Program (EOP)
Club's Constitution was approved by the
Senate.
Danette Bixler, corresponding secretary,
was appointed to the curriculum committee, replacing Robert Cochrane.
The next meeting will be held Wednesday, March 20 at 6:00 p.m.

O'Rourke lecture enlightens crowd
By Kirsten T. Jorgensen
Food fights are part of proper college
manners in this day and age — only no decent person starts a food fights he's not sure
to win and he certainly doesn't start it with
dining hall food! Also, if you are contemplating suicide, kill someone else instead: go to the house of your friend who
has anorexia nervousa and put the toilet
seat up. These are just examples of what
P.J. O'Rourke, a former National Lampoon editor, considers modern manners for
today's college student on which he gave a
lecture in Price Auditorium Monday night.
Approximately 200 students were
enlightened as to the proper etiquette for
committing suicide, having weird sex, taking drugs, throwing parties and eliminating
thought in order to reach the optimum
goal: look good while "the world goes to
hell."
As O'Rourke sees it, the problem with today's young generation is that they are "too
nice and act up too little" (Hark, parents!).
His guidlines for acting up are to be cute
(like the 60's generation with their love
beads, Ewok hair and fioral arrangements
- "Our parents and the police pretended to
be mad, but they weren't because we were
so cute.") and to be general ("specific
misbehavior can get you in specific trouble
like jail.")
Good conduct must also be observed
when you're taking drugs, after all cocaine

is a very polite drug. However, it is bad for
your body, as O'Rourke pointed out, so the
piolite thing for you to do is never to share
any you may have and if you are offered
any by a friend, take it all and limit the
desfraction to your own body.
O'Rourke definition of a REAL party is
that "as much as anyone can remember, it
was more fun than any other part, but no
one can remember very much." Other
REAL party characteristics are: it don't
start until after midnight, no romantic relationship survive it fully intact and all your
friends should be there when you come to in
the morning.
Regurgitation was a n o t h e r topic
O'Rourke educated the Lock Haven
students about. He warned that you should
"eat foods that match your date's outfit so
that your vomit won't clash at the later
stage of the party."
O'Rourke answered questions after the
lecture and told Mike Dinko that if he
vomitted on his girlfriend's outfit they were
practically married (Well, Mike??).
Monday afternoon O'Rourke held a
workshop for those of the journalism majors who consider writing as a serious
career. The event was sponsored by the
Lock Haven University Society of Collegiate Journalists and the Cultural Affairs
of the SCC.

Inside
Prof's letter printed In NY Times, pg. 3.
So, what's your opinion?, pg. 5.
Sports Spotiight, pg. 6.
Biacl( resigns as basicetbali coach, pg. 7.

Bank pledges $10,000 to University
The Mellon Bank had made a three-year
pledge of $10,000 to the Lock Haven
University Foudation. Each year for three
years, the Mellon Bank will donate $3,300.
"The contribution by the Mellon Bank is
in recognition of the role of the University
in the community of Lock Haven," said
Lynn Lytle, Director of Foundation
Development at the University.
The Corporate Giving Committee of the
Foundation has been campaigning for
funds under its three-year program.
"Ted McDowell, regional Vice President

of Mellon Bank and an active Committee
member, was able to facilitate this pledge
from the Mellon Bank," Lytle said.
Anthony Torsell and Charles Cruse are
co-chairmen of the Corporate Giving Committee. There are ten members on the Committee.
The fundft received will be placed in the
unrestricted category to be used where the
need is greatest.
"Scholarship funds also come from the
unrestricted category when necessary," said
Lytle.

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Dear Editor,
Has the grandfatherly image of President
Reagan numbed the intelligence of the
American people to the point where
anything he does seems right? I remember a
time when the American people did not
take everything for granted. Instead they
investigated and drew their own conclusions based on what they perceived to be
right, not on what they were told was right.
Just a few years ago, during the Presidency
of Mr. Carter, the American people were
up in arms about the cruel Injustices that
the Ayatollah Khomeini brought against
our American hostages in Iran.
What has happened to us in the past few
years? Has President Reagan convinced us
that we are living in a Utopia, or have we as
a nation stopped caring? Television and
newspaper accounts reported to us that

over two hundred American marines were
killed in Lebanon. During their stay did we
as a nation question the right of President
Reagan in stationing these young men in
Lebanon and leaving them in a nonstrategic place to be killed?
Even as I write today, four American
citizens are being held hostage in Lebanon.
One just escaped on his own a few days
ago. It seems that neither the newspapers
nor the American citizens are forcing the
government to do anything about these
hostages. Are we becoming placated to the
point that we will not question our government's action, but only follow blindly? 1
sincerely hope not, but the present atmosphere and circumstances point differently.
Keith R. Bench

O'Rourke (ielights crowd
A typical yuppie. That's how P.J. O'Rourke described himself, and
that's probably how he appeared to most in the audience. O'Rourke,
dressed In a conservative dark suit, light colored dress shirt and conservative tie, did not look like the typical 60's protester.
O'Rourke was delightfully surprising. During his writing workshop,
he urged aspiring writers to read in their free time. He said the only
way to improve one's writing is to read other's works. A wide liberal
arts education is an asset to any writer.
He said he believes that this generation In college is too worried
about getting a job. He said as long as you're good at what you do and
are willing to work, there will always be a job.
O'Rourke never comes across as the person who wrote the
humorous book, Modern Manners. While he definitely has a unique
sense of humor, he is equally intelligent. He described his travels,
with a special emphasis on a recent trip to Lebanon. He expressed a
great understanding and compassion of a culture that is living
through such troubled times.
Much of the advice O'Rourke gave a few of us, was advice we've
heard from our advisors and professors. I guess somehow it seems
more impressive coming from someone who makes $2500 for a lecture.
Kim

CHANGE OF LOCATION FOR NEWMAN
MASS: Next three Sundays, March 10, 17, 244,
at Ulmer Planetarium, same time: 4 p.m.

ROLLERSKATING: Sunday, Mar. 10, 7-9
p.m., sponsored by Newman Center.

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Announcements
STUDENT EVALUATION OF FACULTY.
Student evaluations of faculty have been
scheduled for the week of April 15-19, 1985.
• • • • • * • • * * • • • * • • • • • • *
SUMMER SCHOOL PREREGISTRATION.
Summer School preregistration materials will be
available in Sullivan Hall Lobby starting March
25. Preregistration begins April 8 following the
Spring break.
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • A * * * • •
HAMLET, Laurence Olivier's award-winning
film of Shakespeare's play, will be shown Monday, March llth, at 7 p.m. in Robinson Hall
auditorium. Everyone invited.
• • • • * * • • • • * • * • * • • • * • *
GRAY DRUGFAIR, Alexandria, VA will be
conducting on-campus interviews on Monday,
March II, 1985, for May and August graduates
with majors in Mangement Science, Humanities,
and Social Science. Please sign up for an interview in the Career Planning and Placement Office, Smith Hall, G-3.
* • * * * • • * • * • • • • • • • • • * •
CAMP AKIBA, Bala Cynwyd, PA will be conducting on campus interviews on Tuesday,
March 12, 1985, for summer camp positons. Interviews are open to all majors, freshmenseniors. Please sign up in the Career Planning
and Placement Office, Smith Hall, G-3.
• • • * * * • • • • * * * • • • • • • • •
EXERCISE AND WEIGHT LOSS - HOW TO
DO IT THE HEALTHY WAY- This program
will help you in designing a workout for getting
your body in shape, including the proper way to
lose weight. You'll even be able to figure out
your percentage of body fat. Bring any questions
you have about exercise or weight loss. Presentors: Steve McCole and Tina Babert - Student
Counselors - on March 12, 8:30 pm in McEntire
2nd floor lounge...Part of the Wellness Series.
• • • • • • • • *•**
***********
ABORTION CLINIC - an award-winning
documentary with an unbiased view of a very
controversial issue will be shown on March II,
9:00 pm, Robinson 407. Discussion following to
be facilitated by Mrs. Elaine Lewis...Part of the
Wellness Series.
*********************
HELPlMy brother is getting married and I need
a ride home! The weekend of March 15, 16, 17 to
Northern/Central N.J. or any area surrounding
N.Y.C. I'll pay for gas! Can you help me out?
Please call Christine 3227.
• * • • * • • * * * * • * * * * • * * * *
Ride needed for Spring Break to Bucks
Co./Philadelphia or surrounding area. I am willing to help pay for expenses. Contact Jon
Ermentrout at 3134. Smith Hall.
*********************
Natural Family Planning: Workshop on Sat.,
March 16, 1:30-4 p.m. at Newman Center.
Respected and reliable method of birth control.
Acceptable to the Catholic Church. Presented by
Romemarie and Carl Kiesewetter from Altoona.
Call them collect at 814-946-3544 to make reservation by March 11.
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CHANGE IN LOCATION OF NEWMAN
MASS: Next 3 Sundays - March 10, 17, 24 at
Ulmer Planetarium same time: 4 p.m. Next 2
Wednesdays — March 13 and 20 at Newman
Center, 445 W. Main 4:30 p.m., followed by supper.
*********************
ROLLERSKATING - Sunday, March 10, 7-10
p.m. total cost - $2, meet at Newman Center for
a ride.
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • A * * * * * *
STUDY OF THE CATHOLIC FAITH: Tuesday, 6:45-8 p.m. at Newman Center.
• • • • * • • • * • • * • * * • • • * * *
The sisters of Zeta Tau Alph will be having an
Apple Polishing Party on Friday, March 8Lh,
from 4-6 p.m. All faculty and their spouses are
invited to spend some time with us learning what
we're all about. Join us at our house, at 2
Chestnut St, for a few minutes or as long as your
schedule will allow. We're looking forward to
sharing this time with you. Refreshments will be
served. RSVP - 748-4695.
Enjoy an evening of musical entertainment on
Saturday, March 9th. The 1st annual sound of
Jazz will be held at LHU. Several high schools
will be competing in an adjudication of bands including Bellefonts, Windber, State College, Lock
Haven, and Altoona. The LHU Jazz Rock
Ensemble will also be performing. The concerts
will begin at 6:30 p.m. in Sloan Theater. Tickets
will be on sale at the door for $1.50.
• • • • • * • • • * * * * • * • * * * * *
Attention: Please return the Peterson's Annual
Guide to Graduate Programs in Engineering and
Applied Sciences 1984 (including computer and
Information science Information) to the Career
Planning Resource Room, Smith Hall, You are
depriving other students that need this publication. Thank you for your consideration.
• * * * * * * * * • • * • * * • * • * • *
MCAT (Medical College Admission Test) 1985
registration packets are available In the Career
Planning and Placement Office, Smith Hall.
Registration deadline is March 22, 1985 for the
April 27, 1985 test.
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AT THE NEWMAN CENTER:
Tuesdays: 10 a.m. - Bible Study
6:30 p.m. - Study of the Catholic Faith
Wednesdays: 6:30 p.m. - Small prayer group
8 p.m. - Bible Study
Newman Center is seeking applications for
residents (eitlier men or women) for 1985-86
school year. This will Include written application
and three recommendations (due March 25) and
an interview and group process (by April 19). For
more Information, contact Sister Maureen
(748-8592) or Christine Sharp (893-3227).
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FOUND: A pair of glasses in front of Sullivan
Hall. The glasses are now in the Eagle Eye office.
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Editors-ln-Chief

University Players open series
By Andrew Ashenfelter
The University Players begin their series
of spring productions next week with the
opening of The Bald Soprano. The one-act
comedy by Eugene lonesco will be performed at 8:00 p.m., March 11-13, in Sloan 321.
The Bald Soprano is often categorized as
Theatre of the Absurd, a type of play where
seemingly nonsensical plots and inane
dialogue predominate. lonesco's comedy is
filled with both. Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Chip
Miller, Amy Ludewig) spend their days

engaging in strings of meaningless conversation with themselves and their unusual
companions which include, among others,
a fire chief (Tom Culver). Through this
madness Inoesco is attempting to make a
pointed statement about the uselessness of
modern language.
Also appearing in the play are Chris
Schoonover, Lisa Ireland and Tom O'Neil.
The Bald Soprano is the first directing venture of LHU student Chris Fischer. Admission to the play is free.

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History professor has letter printed in New York Times

Dr. Dane Bowen recently had a letter to the editor published in the New York Times denying reports of two Nazis being in Paraguay while he was serving as a U.S. political officer there.
photo by Tim Sporcic

By Rocco Pallotto
Dr. Dean Bowen, professor of history
and economics, recently had a letter to the
editor printed in The New York Times denying reports of two Nazis being in
Paraguay while he was serving as a U.S.
political officer there.
Senator Alfonse M. D'Amato (R-NJ)
and others stated that Nazi torturer Dr.
Josef Mengele entered Paraguay in 1959,
according to Bowen's letter. They made
these statements on the February 17 edition
of ABC-TV's "This Week with David
Brinkley."
His letter dealt with the fact that he
became a political officer at the U.S. Embassy in Paraguay on December 1, 1959. He
held that position for four years and two
months.
As a political officer. Brown had the
responsibility of knowing and reporting all
political matters back to the U.S.
During his stay in Paraguay, Bowen said
that there were constant rumors of Hitler's
vice fuhrer, Martin Bormann, being in the
country, but never a word about Mengele.
The Minister of the Interior at the time,
Edgar Infran, promised information on the
whereabouts of Bormann to Bowen, but he
later said he was mistaken.
Another person Bowen knew also gave
him some information, but not enough to

go on.
Bowen said that since being a part of the
Embassy was a full-time job, they didn't
have time to go looking for Nazis, especially without a lot to go on.
He did state that Mengele could have
been there and people could have mistaken
for Bormann, but he strongly doubts the
presence of either man.
In a letteer in Sunday's edition, someone
responded to Bowen's statement, claiming
that Menegele lived just a half mile from the
Embassy under his own name.
The writer said that Mengele lived in the
home of the former leader of the
Paraguayan Nazi Portz, of which Bowen
said never existed.
The professor.has since written another
letter in reply to the one in Sunday's New
York Times.
Bowen feels that this whole issue may
have been brought about because this year
marks the 40th anniversary of the end of
World War II.
He was asked by ABC to fly to New York
to appear on the news, but he declined the
offer, making them come here. They came
on Friday and Bowen appeared on last
night's 6:30 edition of "ABC World News
Tonight with Peter Jennings."

Open forum features (iiscussion on non-alcoholic bar
By Mike Bender
Greek involvement, community acceptance, and the main reasons of why to have
a non-alcoholic entertainment center for
Lock Haven students were among the
topics discussed at an open forum Wednesday night concerning the plans for
CHEERS.
The forum, held in the Ulmer
Planetarium, was conducted by Francis
"Chico" DiSori and Glenn Ardis, both
organizers of the student nightclub proposal, along with Tim Susick, Associate
Dean of Students.
DiSori and Ardis are also assisted in their
organizing efforts by David Gittelman.
DiSori opened the discussion by describing a situation of an LHU student returning
to school next fall.
Commenting on the student entering the
CHEERS building, DiSori explained how
he would encounter dancing, socializing,
MTV, arcades, and maybe even mudwrestling, all under the same roof.
"It's a night club which features entertainment, socializing, and non-alcoholic
beverages," he explained.
He also described how the building will
be divided into rooms, each for various activities. Some of these include a nonalcoholic bar, a room for dancing, one for
arcade games, an "improv" room for different activities, and a "pennant" room for
watching sporting events on a big screen
television.
The pennant room is so named because a
high school pennant of each person who attends CHEERS will be hung there.
DiSori, a junior here at LHU, said he
started the idea for CHEERS after attending an open forum on Greek affairs seven
months ago.
At that time, a Sigma Pi brother said the
Greek system was open to any suggestions,
so DiSori said he took the challenge and
started research on the topic for a class project.
DiSori then said that what he found in his
research wsa that seven out of seven fraternities he went to about the night club were

all very supportive.
DiSori said he saw this as an accomplishment and saw the organizations as being
"very strong."
He also said that he surveyed one out of
every two students and found that 98 percent of returned surveys were positive in
their response.
Sixty-eight percent of the surveys were
returned, DiSori claimed, with a 32 percent
being an average for survey returns.
After his research was completed, DiSori
then explained how he started a blueprint
for CHEERS that included capital investments, construction, and location.
He refused to name the location, only
saying that it is within walking distance
from the college.
Minimum cost for constructing the club
will be about $5000, according to Susick.
That money will come from contributions
and fundraisers.
DiSori said that an ideal building has
been found and the committee for
CHEERS, made up of two people from
each fraternity, will "maximize with what
we have."
DiSori would like to have most of the
money collected by April 30, and begin construction close to May 30, which would
allow for operations at the beginning of
next fall.
"We have set the system up and there
won't be any backwash," he said referring
to possible budget deficits.
The PUB was eliminated from the sight
possibilities because of its small size and the
fact that the whole idea is for off-campus
entertainment.
According to DiSori, West Chester's
CHEERS, the model for Lock Haven 's, is
In their student union building, but it is
three times bigger than LHU's.
The CHEERS sight will be announced in
the near future, said DiSori.
Ardis, the president of the InterFraternity Council (IFC), said that when
the idea was brought to the IFC, "we
bought it-hook, line, and sinker. It's our

way of providing a new social aspect."
Ardis also said that CHEERS is a "legal
way of raising revenue" for fraternities
other than hosting parties with alcohol.
"Fraternities are a part of college," he
said, "and our Greeks are coming
together."
According to DiSori, CHEERS will be a
business in the community of Lock Haven,
run by the IFC. It is, however, a non-profit
organization.
Ardis explained that the IFC is an
organizing body, and will receive profits
from the business. The profits will in turn
go to the fraternities because they are the
ones running CHEERS.
Susick commented that he is glad to see a
change in the fraternities, instead of trying
to gain revenue by breaking the law (referring to charging admission to parties and serving alcohol.)
Commenting on the fact that there will be
another social outlet for students other than
fraternities, DiSori said, "We want people
to have the option of two places, not one."
As for the Panhellenic Council becoming
involved, DiSori said that he sees no problems with sororities taking part.
"They're Greeks, t o o , " he said.
Ardis pointed out that input and contributions will be the biggest contribution to
come from the council.
Arsid, DiSori, and Susick all commented, however, that anyone, Greek or
non-Greek, is welcome to help out.
When the question of community support came about, DiSori assured everybody
that Lock Haven citizens are very supportive.
James Belcher, Chief of the Lock Haven
Police Department, said that by showing
the community the student's interest in the
proposal, the community support will continue to flow.
"You're going to gave to prove
yourself," he said.
Plans for the club are to have an age limit
of 18 and over. The choice, however, will
be left to the student, because "it's your

place," said DiSori. The atmosphere is to
be geared toward LHU students, enabling
them to interact with each other.
Although funding for other setups such
as the local one come from school budgets,
the LHU administration will not provide
for any such monies because "the budget
does not permit the commitment of
dollars," according to Susick.
Dr. Craig Willis, president of LHU, said,
however, that the administration is optimistic about the outlook and is glad to see
the plans getting off the ground.
According to DiSori, once in operation,
the club wil have three directors who will be
in charge of operating CHEERS.
"These will be the best possible people,
Greek or non-Greek," he added.
DiSori also stated that no one will be
payed for working at the club.

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Campus radio station is ready to rock Haven
By Tim Sporcic
With a staff of 30 Disc Jockeys, WLHC
(our campus radio station) is ready to play
the tunes you want to hear. Operating at
90.3 on the radio dial, WLHC plays to
everyone's special interests, from punk to
heavy metal. The station also gives sports
and news information throughout the
week.
Aside from pleasing the audience,
WLHC also acts as a training ground for
future radio stars. Says station manager
Andy Shearer, "WLHC acts as an electronic sandbox where people can come up
and play around without worrying about
FCC regulations." The equipment is used
for a lot of educational purposes.
WLHC supports themselves financially
through advertising and such fund raising
events as the recent air band competition.
The station spends $400 to $600 each year
to add to the 200 album library at the station.
The station's format is based on album

oriented rock, but the request line is always
open if you want to hear something in particular. Each of the 30 DJs with a once a
week time slot have their own distinct
styles. And there are also various theme
shows throughout the week including funk
night, punk night, and the metal machine.
Apart from the DJs, the station has an
additional 12-person administrative staff
which takes care of running the station,
advertising, news, and producing the commercials. All the advertising aired on
WLHC is produced in the station by the
students.
News is aired daily at 5:30, 7:00, and 9:00
p.m., and there is a sports update every
Thursday night at 7:05 p.m.
WLHC is on the air during the weekdays
from 7 to 9 a.m. and in the afternoon from
5 p.m. to midnight. On the weekends,
WLHC airs from noon to midnight Saturday and Sunday. The request line, should
you want to hear a song you like, is 2212.

The special theme slots air as follows:
Punii Night - Tues., 9:30 p.m. to midnight
15 Minutes Live - Wed., 10:00 p.m.
90.3 Play - Mon. thru Fri., 8.00 p.m.
Metal Machine- Sat., 7:00 to 9:30 p.m.
Top 10 - Sun., 5:00 p.m.
Funk Night - Sun. 7:00 to 9:30 p.m.
Bruce Free - M e n . , 7:00 p.m. to midnight
Disc jockey Lisa Falzetta takes another request from an LHU listener.
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Marie Lehman tells LHU students what is new in the news over WLHC.

Station manager Andy Shearer prepares to cue another record for listners across the
campus.
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''Killer Tomatoes" attack Price
By Matt Connor
A woman is found dead in her home, apparently crushed to death. Police and
photographers are on the scene.
"My God!" one of them gasps, "There's
blood everywhere!"
"That's not blood," another answers
somberly, "That's tomato juice."
And so begins one of the most highly
regarded "bad films" of the' American
cinema. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
The plot concerns rampaging tomatoes,
reaching monstrous heights, who wreak
horrible vengeance on housewives, drinkers
of Bloody Mary's and corrupt politicians
who misappropriate agricultural funds
from the government.
Nominated for the "Golden Turkey
Award" for the "Worst Vegetable Movie
of All Time," Attack of the Killer
Tomatoes was released in 1979 to critical
catcalls.
"There's always been some confusion

about whether the tomato is a vegetable or
a fruit," one reviewer said, "In this instance, a third classification is in order. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is a turkey."
Although Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
lost Out in the aforememtioned award for
the Worst Vegetable movie to Attack of the
Mushroom People, bad movie enthusiasts
all Over the world hold Tomatoes close to
their hearts. And although it bombed at the
box office initially. Attack of the Killer
Tomatoes has since rung in a tidy profit
through midnight movie showings, and on
cable and videocassette.
So whether you find the movie funny (?)
or scary (?) you'll no doubt think twice the
next time you take a bite of the juicy red
vegetable (or fruit, or whatever it is).
Sponsored by the SCC (who requests that
you not throw popcorn at the screen). Attack of the Killer Tomatoes will be shown at
Price Auditorium this Saturday and Sunday
at 8 p.m.

What's your opinion?
Would you attend a non-alcoholic bar such as Cheers?
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Patty Kelly, FR.

Tod Leidy, FR.
"I don't know, I normally go to frats right
now. I think I would meet more people at
the frats."

"It would be fun. I hate getting beer spilled
on me. There would be more room to
dance."

Saturday
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8 p.m.
Rob Eaton, FR.
"I would go because you can go and have a
relaxed enjoyable time without having to
worry about drinking."

Sibling Weekend will feature film and fun
By Tanya Baskovich
Brothers and sisters of LHU students will
have the opportunity to enjoy campus
facilities and activities as they participate in
a Sibling Weekend this Friday and Saturday. Approximately 200 visitors are expected for the weekend.
This event, sponsored by the Residence
Hall Association (RHA), will enable
visitors to see their family and view the
campus as a possible college choice. "We're
hoping for a good turnout," said Judy
Cochrane, Gross Hall Director and Advisor
to the RHA.
A schedule of various activities has been
planned for the event:
Friday: Visitors will register into the resi-

dent halls. An ice cream social will be in the
lobby of Bentley Hall from 6:30-7:30 p.m.
The film "Splash" will be shown following
the social at 8 p.m.
Saturday: An open gym will be held in
Gym No. 3 from 1-2 p.m. A dance is
scheduled from 8-11 p.m. on the second
floor of McEntire Hall in the lobby.
Sunday: Visitors may attend church services in town. A swim will be held from 3-5
p.m. in Zimmerli Gymnasium.
The Sibling Weekend has been offered by
many colleges and has been successful. According to Lori Tremmel, chairperson of
the RHA, "If LHU is as successful as the
other colleges, the event may be scheduled
for future semesters."

Michael Moyer, JR.
"I think Cheers is a very good idea. I hope
that the students on this campus take to the
idea."

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Sports SpotUght

Freshman gymnast Karen O'Mahen led her team in the all-around competition at
PSAC's last weekend.
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Rick Petersen and Jody Karam
Petersen, a senior, and Karam, a sophomore, captured EWL crowns last
weekend in their respective heavyweight and 167 lb. weight classes. Both
wrestlers in addition to four others will be representing LHU at NCAA's in
Oklahoma City next weekend.
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Martin, the junior
all-time leading
s c o r e r for
the
w o m e n ' s basketball team, scored
25 points to pace
the Lady Eagles to
a 75-67 comeback
victory over East
Stroudsburg in the
P S A C championship game in Hershey last Saturday.
Martin has also
been named coplayer of the week
by the ECAC for
her effort.

Tina Martin

Sports Schedule

Gymnasts 6th at PSAC's

By Karen Merlie
The Lady Eagles Gymnastics team ended
their season Saturday afternoon in the
PSAC Championships at Slippery Rock.
Coach Mel Manno's team finished 2-3 in
the league and placed sixth at the Championships. Indiana was the PSAC champion.
Freshman Karen O'Mahen led the team
in the all-around competition finishing
number one for Lock Haven. O'Mahen was
followed by teammates Kim Gillespie and
Shawna Steimbergh.
Sophomore's Shelly Ripper and Cindy
Joseph competed in the floor, vault, and

beam events.
Junior Jackie Sackett, Alane Blevins and
first year gymnast Annette Thomas also
competed Saturday.
No member of the Lock Haven squad advanced to the Regional competition.
O'Mahen led the Lady Eagles in points this
year.
Coach Manno has a young team and is
looking forward to the next few years of
competion. With many talented gymnasts,
look for a possible championship down the
road.

Lady Eagles host weekend tourney
By Karen Merlie
Tonight, the PSAC Champion Lady
Eagles will be hosting the ESAC Tournament at Thomas Fieldhouse. The other
teams participating in the tournament are
University of Maryland-Baltimore County
(UMBC) Navy, and District of Columbia.
Navy and UMBC will square off at 6
p.m., followed by the nightcaps between
Lock Haven and District of Columbia.
Look for the District of Columbia to
come out looking for revenge. They were
crushed by the Eagles two weeks ago,
93-67. Tina M^irfin and Lori Young com-

bined for 43 points that night.
Tomorrow, a consolation • game will be
played at 1 p.m. prior to the final at 3 p.m.
The Lady Eagles should be the favorite
going into the game, with Navy running
behind them.
- On a sad note, the Lady Eagles did not
receive an NCAA bid. This is not the first
time the PSAC Champions did not receive a
bid. Last year, Millersville was not invited.
We are very proud of the Lady Eagles
and in our little way, they are the best in the
nation.

Tina Martin lias been named co-player of the week by the
ECAC. Martin had 25 pts in the state championship game victory
Saturday against East Stroudsburg.
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Basketball coach announces his resignation
ted to more class preparation and instruction than the rest of the PSAC West
coaches combined.
His second point deals with fund raising.
He feels that raffles constantly bombard the
community and campus for money and
they are common-place for fraternities and
high schools. But he feels this is not a Division II way of providing funds needed to
help support a program or provide scholarships.
Thirdly, he points out that coaches don't
know how much scholarship money they're
getting until after the recruiting season, and
the funds that they can give to players cannot be guaranteed beyond a year.

By Dave Walters
Lock Haven University head men's
basketball coach Brad Black submitted his
letter of resignation to Dr. Craig D. Willis
this past Monday.
In the letter. Black says that his resignation is the result of a lack of commitment
by the University to build a successful program. Black adds that Lock Haven University's lack of commitment has placed an unfair burden on the coaching staff as well as
the players.
Black brings up four points in the area of
coaches resources in his letter. The first
point is in the area of time. He claims that
the two coaches at Lock Haven are commit-

Finally, he states that the miscellaneous
duties demand too much time of the basketball coaches at Lock Haven when compared
to others at PSAC West schools where these
kinds of details are taken care of by the
athletic director's office.
Black claims that the philsophy here is
not consistent between sports. For instance
other sports have added full and part-time
coaches while the basketball coaching staff
has remained the same since since 1971.
As far as academics are concerned, he
asks if the coach is obligated to recruit only
those student athletes he feels have a
legitimate chance for academic success? He
also asks if the coach is morally responsible

to see that the players have realistic
schedules, tutors, and vocational guidance?
Black wanted to know where the basketball program was headed. He claims that
there was no clear indication of what was
expected of the men's basketball program,
let alone athletics in general at Lock Haven.
He concluded by saying, "1 will miss
coaching the men's basketball team at Lock
Haven University. But I will continue to
support them. In the meantime 1 hope to
continue coaching in the game of basketball
at some level. I also look forward to spending more time with my family who have
sacrificed a great deal over the past seven
years."

Haven Boxers fare well in Lehigh tournament
in defeating the veteran Byrd. The stocky
West Chester boxer, a former ECBA-South
Regional Champion, won the first round
with an excellent body attack. However,
Greber, a southpaw, won both the second
and third rounds by using a better ring
technique to earn the tough decision.
Greber is currently the nation's second
ranked 156 pounder and is 3-1 on the
season, losing' only to the defending national champion in New York City back in
mid-November.
Glenn looked impressive in winning the
first round against the experienced Moran.
However, the Lehigh boxer came on strong
in the second round and then swarmed all
over the Bald Eagle in the third round, forcing Referee Art Statum to stop the bout at
the 0:26 mark of the third round.
Both Dr. Ken Cox and Ken Cooper were
very satisfied with the performance of the
'Haven' boxers at Lehigh. "We've
established a time table and we are on
schedule with our preparations for the
ECBA-North Regional Championships,"
commented Coach Cooper. According to
Dr. Cox, Frymyer will stay at 112 to defend
his ECBA title for the 4th time, but Greber
may move down to 147 pounds in an attempt to win a national title. He has lost

Lock Haven University's two AllAmerican boxers both won hard earned
split decisions at the Lehigh University Invitational Wednesday night in Grace Hall.
Senior, Tim Frymyer, the 1984 112 pound
national (NCBA) runner-up moved up a
weight class and won a split decision (2-1)
over lanky 120 pound Frank Dona of
Lehigh. Lock Haven's other winner, junior
Steve Greber, 156, also a 1984 national
runner-up, earned a split decision (2-1) victory over veteran Chris Byrd of West
Chester in the feature bout of the evening.
The Bald Eagles third entry senior Geoff
Glenn, 172, lost a referee stop contest bout
to Lehigh's Greg Moran at 0:26 of the third
round.
Frymyer boxed the opening bout of the
evening and handily won the third round on
all three judges score cards to win the closely contested bout with the taller Dona.
After a good first round, the Bald Eagle
southpaw lost his momentum in the second,
but came back strong scoring several excellent combinations in the final minute of
the bout. The Bald Eagle captain is currently the number one ranked 112 pounder in
collegiate boxing. Frymyer remains
undefeated with a 4-0 record this season.
Greber boxed his best bout of the season

twice to Greg Christmas of the U.S. Air
Force Academy, and could use his height
and hand speed advantage at the lower
weight.
The Bald Eagle coaches will take five
boxers to New Britain, Connecticut tomorrow to compete in the annual Central Connecticut State University Invitational.
Scheduled to box at Central Connecticut
are Marcello Cancelli, 132; Martin Brewer,
139; Brett Stevens, 172; John Morrin, 165;
and Renny Dowdell, 190. This is the final
competition prior to the ECBA's to be
hosted again at Lock Haven on March 22nd
and 23rd.
The National (NCBA) Championships
are scheduled for April 12th and 13th in
Atlantic City. The champions from the four
regional qualifying tournaments qualify for
a shot at the national title. Graduated,
Dave Washington, 119 became LHU's first
national champion last April at the University of California-Berkeley.
The Bald Eagles are currently ranked
third behind the U.S. Air Force and
Nevada-Reno in the NCBA. Presently, Tim
Frymyer, 112; Steve Greber, 147; and
undefeated John Morrin, 165 seem to be in
the best position to challenge for nationa
titles.

LHU All-American boxer Tim Frymyer
moved up a weight class at the Lehigh Invitational and won a split decision.
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Senior guard leaves LHU team as a winner and champion

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Sue Kuhn, co-captaln of the PSAC champion Lady Eagle basketball team, ended her
collegiate career with a championship

By Karen Merlie
Senior co-captain Sue Kuhn keeps the
tradition going by going out on top. It goes
way back to elementary school.
Sue, a senior guard for the Lady Eagles
basketball team, comes from a basketball
oriented family of ten. She started out
cheering her father (coach) on as a
youngster. By fourth grade, she was a
manager for a Catholic school. The next
year she was starting for the team.
By the time Kuhn was in eigth grade they
won the Dawson tournament in the
Catholic district.
"This was the year I didn't expect to win
with Dawson, but we did," stated Kuhn.
Kuhn is from Hanover and attended New
Oxford High School. As a 9th grader, she
played varsity ball. Kuhn had an outstanding high school career. She was the first
girl to score 1,000 points for New Oxford,
and the record still stands today.
As her senior year came to an end at Oxford, Sue's team won the Blue Mountain
League. Many post season awards started
to roll in. She received the Big 15, Central
Pennsylvania awards. Sue also was selected

to play in the Roundball Tournament. Lock
Haven teammate, Helen Woltman, played
in this tournament with her.
Sue participated in field hockey and softball, too. She was a winner at all three
sports.
"Coming into Lock Haven as a walk-on
was a scary experience," stated Kuhn.
"The years have gotten better."
Kuhn had to change roles, and she made
the best of it. "I love to rebound," stated
the 5'4 guard.
"1 played four years and this one is my
funnest," said Kuhn.
"The team got straightened out and put
things together," added Kuhn.
As a captain, Kuhn felt like a leader and
someone to help her teammates out.
"At the Indiana game we were up by 14
and we know they could come back. Lori
Young got hurt and we couldn't do
anything." "We lost the game, and realized
that we can beat teams like I.U.P.," said
the co-captain.
"1 felt confident coming off the bench
and had to keep that confidence when 1
started in Lori's place," commented Kuhn.

The last two weeks have been Sue Kuhn's
most exciting moments in sports.
"1 wanted to go to Hershey so bad," she
said.
Last year Lock Haven lost and she
wanted a title bad. "It was a heartbreaker
last season."
"At Hershey we wouldn't give up. In the
beginning of the season we couldn't come
back but now we do. We keep our composure," said Kuhn.
"I will always look back and remember
1985 at Hershey," stated the health and.
physical education major.
Sue Kuhn had an excellent career with
hardly any major injuries.
Kuhn would like to teach health and gym
classes in addition to coaching basketball
after graduation.
Co-captain, Sue Kuhn will play in her last
basketball games for Lock Haven tonight
and tomorrow in the ECAC Tournament.
Sue has fulfilled her goals in both sports
and academics and will now take them in to
the educational system at the end of May.
Best wishes to a fine young athlete and person.

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Campus TV show has new format, new producers
By Matt Connor
If you're a regular viewer of shows like
PM Magazine and Entertainment Tonight,
you now have another program to keep an
eye out for - Havenscope, a new magazine
format show produced entirely by LHU
students and aired at 7 p.m. twice monthly
over campus cable.
A combination of campus and community news, sports, and features, the half-hour
show puts an emphasis on points of interest
and controversy in the Lock Haven area.
Described as "kind of a PM Magazine
with less "fluff" by Amy Myers, one of the
shows producers, the debut program (aired
last Thursday) featured such segments as a
report on the Playboy Channel controversy
in Mill Hall, an interview with President
Willis, and a talk with area landlords about
renting off-campus apartments to LHU
students.
"Our ultimate goal," Myers said, "is to
produce a quality show that may eventually
air once a week over Cox Cable and to the

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entire Lock Haven area, and through that,
to obtain better funding for the show."
Myers added that this goal is years away
at this point, and that they are presently using Research Learning Center equipment to
put the show on (a problem since the equipment is also used by TV Production and
Workshop classes).
Kenneth Nagelberg, the show's faculty
advisor, points out that one purpose of the
program is "getting students out in the field
rather than doing 'talking heads' stories."
Therefore, all the material on the show is
done through local reporting rather than
"canned news."
Since the largest obstacle the show has to
face is a lack of sufficient student help to
put the show on, the producers strongly request that anyone interested please attend
the meetings at 1:15 p.m. on Tuesdays and
Thursdays at the TV studio on sixth floor
Robinson, or contact Mr. Nagelberg directly during office hours.

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Volleyball marathon will benefit Infant Center
By Glen Gusciora
A volleyball marathon will be held this
weekend to raise money for the Infant
Development Center in Lock Haven.
The marathon, which is being sponsored
by Lambda Chi Alpha, will begin at 6 pm
Friday night, in Zimmerli Gymnasium, and
run through Saturday night.
"Right now we have eight definite
teams," commented Vice-Presdient of
Lamdba Chi Alpha, Dave Liprando, "but

we are hoping that IS to 20 teams will show
up."
This is the third consecutive year that
Lambda Chi Alpha has run a volleyball
marathon for the Infant Development
Center. They hope that they will be able to
have one every year for the Center, and
hope that this year's will raise at least $300
for them.

Darrin Dotterer is the man behind the camera

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Five area jazz bands to perform
Five area high school jazz bands will i^rform in the First Annual "Sounds of Jazz"
competition at the John Sloan Fine Arts
Center Saturday here on campus.
The festival will include bands from Lock
Haven, Bellefonte, State College and Bald
Eagle Area, and a feature performance by
the University's Jazz/Rock Ensemble.
According to Paul Davis, the festival's
chairman, three area musicians will judge
the competition, rating the bands as good,
excellent or outstanding. Each band will
receive a participation trophy, along with a
trophy going to the outstanding soloist
from each musical section.
"The whole idea of the festival is to promote musicianship not only on campus, but
throughout the community," said Davis.
"With the high quality of musicianship we
have coming to this initial festival, it should
be a great success."
In addition, each of the three judges will
be a feature soloist with the LHU jazz
group.
Jim Chapman, a saxophonist, is a

graduate of the Little Creek School of
Music of the United States Navy. He is currently the soprano saxophonist with the nationally known dixie-land band, "The Tarnished Six," which works out of the State
College/Bellefonte Area.
Dr. Steven Wallace, the Director of
Bands at Bloomsburg University, taught instrumental music at the high school level
before joining the Bloomsburg music staff.
He is the director of both the Concert and
Studio bands there, and has earned his Doctor of Education degree from Penn State.
Lou Feist, a jazz drummer in the area for
the past thirty-five years, works with a
number of high school bands on drumming
technique. He was the drummer for the
award winning Johnny Nicolosi Big Bands
of the late 1950's and 60's and performs
professionally on weekends.
The competition, sponsored by the local
chapter of Kappa Kappa Psi, the National
Honorary Band Fraternity, will begin at
6:30 p.m. Tickets are available at the door
for $1.50.