,I. I Part two of 'I Nelly is coming to State College _ ifp with Earl': Earl visits Hooters Page 4 Page 7 | | ) Seven LHU grapplers headed to NCAA Tournament Back page http://www.lhueagleye.com 22, 2002 Today's Weather 8, Volume 55 High-21 Low-15 ~ students at risk for eating disorders Kristy Hepak In today's society, people can never be thin enough. The thinner you are, the more successful you will be. People are faced with this idea daily, as the media, and comments from friends and parents can cause people to develop an eating disorder. The Wellness Center wanted to help students prevent eating disorders and body dissatisfaction, by holding a program, "Celebrate the Diversity of Every Body," Wednesday night at Price Auditorium. On hand to speak were three prominent women who deal with people who have eating disorders, or £° Woven University's Student Newspaper See weekend weather Page 2 % " Haven, 9a. Deba tes prec edeMondays ti el ec on ' Scott Evans Candidates for the Executive Board of the Lock Haven University Student Cooperative Council (SCC) met last night and discussed the issues each team plans to address if they are elected to the Executive Board. On one ticket is the group of Ronald Strickler Jr., Michele Bennett, and Brian Detweiler. They are running together for the office of SCC President, Vice President and Treasurer, respectively. The other ticket is lead by Nick Trumbauer running for President, David Ney for Vice President, and Amanda Olavian for Treasurer. One of the issues discussed by both sides was bettering the relationship between LHU student and the residents of the City of Lock Haven. Trumbauer spoke about a possible Student-Community Day, which in essence would be a big party thrown by a Nicholas Trumbauet Ronald L Strickler Jr Eagle Eye Staff � Running for SCC President � WmWw " : « � Running for SCC President Sophomore � � Junior � Majoring in recreation management Majoring in Biology and English "I want to be on a level with the students" "I wish to help make the university work together." Michelle L. Bennett David Ney � Running for SCC � Running for SCC Vice-Preside ____ j_\ � Junior � Majoring in Elementary Education " I plan to reach out to _P_fv — X i � Junior � Majoring in Political Science "I plan to accomplish the students" better student relations" Bryan Detweiler Amanda Olaviany � Running for SCC Treasurer � Running for SCC Treasurer Senior art student paints PUB mural Brooke Wiker The Eagle Eye The Parsons Union Building will be getting a facelift in the game room thanks to the work of senior Justin Chirico. Chirico, a senior art major, has been hard at work since December on a carved and painted wood piece that will be on display on the back wall. PUB administrator Darrick Harr, an SCC executive, proposed the idea of the mural to the Fine Arts Society and got the idea approved. Chirico is aiming to have the mural finished by the end of April when Harr will be holding a grand opening for the piece. "I'm doing this for the love of creativity," said Chirico. He noted that his inspiration is knowing that he is doing something that he enjoys and that will be on display for others to enjoy a long time from now. So far, there have been no problems with the mural. "Everyone has been wonderful," said Chirico. Harr also noted that things were going smooth- � Junior partnership of students and � Sophomore local business owners as a have previously dealt with to boost the city's � Majoring in an eating disorder of their method � Majoring in and boost the economy own. Sports Administration Elementary Education image of the students in the Bonnie Colantonieyes of the residents. Owens, a survivor of "I will always make "If Executive Board anorexia believed that she can inspire stutime for students" was still overweight; when members dents to use downtown mates will work to coordi- elected, his team will move turnout in the upcoming "I don't want students in high school she businesses, residents and nate a session to be held to attend more residence to feel inferior about weighed only a mere 89 business owners might approaching me with a during freshman initiation hall meetings and keep a election and future ones, both sides expressed the pounds. change their view of the concern," said treasurer into the residence halls. sign-up sheet available She has been in recovimportance of a strong "People are going out students," said Trumbauer. candidate Brian Detweiler. With that in place, incomwhere SCC-funded clubs turnout for the elections. ery for 12 years now. "We of their "The greatest gift our stuway to help this and organizations can ask The Strickler team "If I am elected, I will ing freshmen will be notireact more favorably to camprocess dents can give to the comcome together, and thin and attractive people, make a point of it that stu- fied immediately after they Executive Board members paigned at Bentley Hall, thanks to them, it is really munity is to go downtown dents know about the funcarrive at to LHU for the attend meetings and notifying students of the which make some people and spend money." tions of SCC," said vice school year about the funcactivities to insure that the election and the positions coming together," said turn to eating disorders to The issue of improving Chirico. presidential candidate tions of the SCC and how SCC is doing their part to they have on campus get that ideal weight," The mural is currently relations between the SCC David Ney. to get involved in student participate in the many difissues. worked on in Sloan. being and the students on campus Strickler stated that if government. ferent facets of the student A 1997 body image also talked Chirico was about at the elected, he and his running noted that he is Trumbauer said that if community. survey showed that 62 perSee Debate 2 Page excited for the public to debate. As for improving voter cent of young women see the final piece. between the ages of 13-19 were unhappy with their bodies. 67 percent of women over 30 wanted to lose weight and 50 percent of women surveyed said, that they smoke in order to "They influenced politics at the ground roots, using opinion." help control their weight. Michelle Hershey in a program entitled, returned to her tribe after Linda LaSalle, comNews Editor Eagle Eye "Celebrity and Power: studying abroad, and munity health educator at How Indigenous Women became a native guide for Penn State University, Lecturer, Guest Made Political History." Dr. the district. She achieved focused on the images porMargaret Werry, explained Werry, a native of New fame through her clever trayed to society that the how women came to Zealand, took power the audience and her performance media sends out. a period that was back to the turn of the cen- extensive knowledge. Like during She also touched on dominated mainly by men, tury with the story of any good politician, the topic of men and eatMakereti a Makereti knew her audiPapakuri, ing disorders. native of the New Zealand ence and their expectatribe Maori. tions. See Disorders Page 7 During this time periMakereti was always od, the Maori tribe made sophiscated and lady-like, kwM mm Mm*— up only 10 percent of New often inviting the tourist to Zealand's population and her home for an evening of Sporu back page Sun" boi 6 had little real influence in poetry and music. The 2 Weather the country. The settlers tourists found comfort in that came to New Zealand her because in their terms |___,______| fm spread disease and treated she was a "noble savage" the Maori as a lower class. and represented their class Parson's Union Building Lock Haven University The tribe believed they and social status. didn't need to save their Makereti was not only Lock Haven, PA 17745' people because they would a good performer; she was Dawd Kubarek/ The Eagle Eye Newsroom: (570) 893-2334 not a great be around the future. also publicist. in She Fax: (570) 893-2644 Tiffany Smeal poses on the set of the University Players proThey had no development, was always on the scene Email: Dr Margaret Werry dis- no support and they were for any event, and was duction 'White Liars, the first of two one-act plays directed by cusses women h history born into a world of little always in the papers. student Rich Smith. The plays will run tonight and Saturday, Visit us on the web: and hew trey became opportunity. beginning at 8 p.m. See features for more details. See Women Page 2 Makereti, a culturally rioted h poiics. educated tribe member Guest speaker focuses on University Players open with historical women in politics 'White Liars' and 'Black Comedy' m%Um\mmStmm mmmtW\ Ifo^^B March 22, Eagle Eye Page 2 2002. * The Second Mile to hold Easter egg hunt ROTC seniors complete project at battlefiel d LOCK HAVEN—On Sunday March 24th, 2002, the Clinton County chapter of The Second Mile will sponsor a Friend Program event for school children in the Keystone Central and Jersey Shore Area School districts. students The Program of elementary age the opportunity to build their self-esteem as well as an environment in which they learn to interact with other children and adults. The heart of the Friend Program is the hundreds of student volunteers from the Lock Haven University campus, including members of sports teams, fraternities, sororities and interest houses. These volunteers spend the afternoon befriending a Young Friend through organized activities. For many of the College mWm IBI I ■■■H I■ _mmm — JIM -II mpH ■ m ■ ■ MR 111 uW I *\ Friends, the Friend Program offers a tremendous buffer against homesickness. For the Young Friends, all of who are referred by their LOCK HAVEN-Each spring the seniors in Army ROTC at Lock Haven University are required to conduct a staff ride as part of their course work. A staff ride is a field trip in which cadets travel to a historic battlefield in order to gain lessons learned from the past, so they can be better leaders in the Woodward Township, future. por additional information, This year the seniors went to please call LHU students Laura Gettysburg, PA. Prior to the Inlow at 893-3751 and/or staff ride, the senior cadets were Beck y Anthony at 893-3736, required to read the book "The The Second Mile office at Killer Angels" and to write a paper about leaders involved in (814) 237-1719 or by contacting Mrs. Danielle Vilello- the conflict. They were divided into County/ Clinton Rogers, teams, each team picking a speSecond Mile Liaison at (570) cific part of the battle to 748-0115 research, and then prepare a briefing to present to the ROTC cadre at the Gettysburg battlefield. ence fair, story time and big The staff ride culminated book reading, games, dancing with a one-day trip to and hands-on technology. Gettysburg on March 16 to view More than 500 children the battlefield, participate in an from area schools and daycare interactive guided tour, and centers visit the Festival each present their project. year. This year's project Community organizations focused on the last part of the wishing to participate in the event should contact Mrs. Bobbie Jo Simcox at 726-0022 and Zak Hossain at 893-2133. For campus organizations, contact Dr. Punnipa Hossain at 893-2167. school guidance counselor, the program provides a supportive, caring role model as well as an afternoon of fun! The sixth of eight such events to be held this school year> an Easter Egg Hunt will be held on March 24th, 2002 from 2:00 PM tH 3:30 PM at the Park located River three-day battle, Pickett's Charge and the battle for Cemetery Ridge. This year's senior class, Chris Wilson, Josh Herr, Garcia, Brad Comanche Svencer and Nathan Hoppes, Cherniack, the spent Heather last few weeks readying their project for presentation. Throughout the staffride the senior cadets displayed enthusiasm while gaining a greater respect for the many fallen sol-' diers and leaders who were will-' ing to pay the ultimate price for! their country. Upon completion of the staff' ride, all cadets and cadre were reminded of the values and' effects of leadership on the bat-' tlefield. Campus hosts 'Caring for Community' festival LOCK HAVEN--The Clinton effort between the community County Children and Youth and the University. Area agencies participate in Festival will be held on March Festival to provide useful the 23 from 1:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. the Field House on information and entertainment in Thomas and adolesof Lock Haven to the children campus cents. University of Pennsylvania. The theme is, "Caring for University student clubs, Community-With a Child's organizations, and various academic classes participate in the Heart." Initiated two Festival to apply their classnearly decades ago by Dr. Renuka room skills to educate and Biswas, a former member of entertain children. the University faculty, the Some of the featured activFestival is a collaborative ities this year include: the sci- tes a< issues effecting students Debate from page 1 The Trumbauer team used pencils with their names on them to boost voter turnout, and made a goal to notify 1000 LHU students about the upcoming election. "Notifying the students is our job as candidates. We have done an excellent job this year in campaigning, which is some- thing all six of us can be proud -of," said Trumbauer. Trumbauer talked about forming an SCC judicial committee to oversee the flow of information and senate policies both to senators and the stu- dents. Trumbauer said they would act as a scaled-down version of the United States Supreme Court where students can approach the committee with a problem or concern and they will relay it to the SCC. He added that if it is formed, the committee will be made of five or six senators with at least two years service on the SCC so they will be able to fully interpret SCC policy and moderate other SCC committee decisions. Strickler said the main focus is the student-senator relationship throughout this election and added that the involvement of Greeks in the SCC is greatly appreciated and will be pushed further. He also expressed the need for more minority students to become involved in SCC. Both teams are very eager to serve the student population and encourage all students to vote for the SCC Executive Board on March 25 to Monday Wednesday March 27. Think before you drink 1992-1994 Figures Weather ROTC Senior class poses in front of a cannon on the Gettysburg Battlefield. Feeling a little under-represented? Remember to vote on March 25,26 and 27 in lower Bentley. put women into politics the ground roots, using opinWomen From Page 1 Werry said, that women of Makereti soon became a color had a tougher struggle household name in New with acceptance in the political scene. Zealand. "In the public eye, Makereti "They were not seen as femwas like an ambassador or a inine and they were viewed as a diplomat," said Werry, "She was different type of lady," said a politician." Werry, "They had to fight to be "Makereti and other women received as feminine." The reason these women during this time used ideas of femininity to break into politics. achieved their fame and status They used the language of was due to their gender role and how they used their motherly moral motherhood." Women used popular culinstincts to make decisions. Now, 100 years later, the ture in the political scene. When they became recognized by the tribe Maori makes up 25 to 30 media, and became fairly well percent of New Zealand's popuknown, they would ban together lation, and Makereti is a queen on issues and became involved in the tribe. The next program in the in organizations. "These women put issues on Women's History Month series an agenda," said Werry. "They is "Gender and Language Play" on March 25 at 7 p.m. in the provided the blueprint for welfare. They influenced politics at PUB Multi-Purpose Room. Wanna write for the Come to our next staff meeting! This week in history Nearly one in four male college students (23.6 percent) and one in 10 female students (9.9%) report three or more binge drinking episodes in the previous two weeks. Source: Core Institute on Alcohol and Other Drug Studies at Southern Illinois University, Photo courtesy ofROTC Thursday, March 15-17, 1956: Members of the student-run newspaper, The Eagle Nest at Lock Haven State Teacher's College, attended the annual Scholastic Press Association's press meeting in New York City at Columbia University. Law Enforcement - 893-2278 March 15 Minor drinking David N. Bonda, 108 Hart Dr. Pittsburgh PA, 15235 Disorderly conduct Christopher Fortune. 621 N. 66 St. Philadelphia PA, 19151 Minor drinking Jason W. Kaler, 1871 Dixie Ln. Altoona PA, 16602 March 16 Harassment and public drunkenness Eric R Booser, 2962 Church Rd. Bangor PA, 18013 Public drunkenness Jason Crawford, 25 Spring St. Brian W. Schuckmann, 174 Hillside Ave. NJ, 07876 •�Information in Police Boat is publishabie by the Pennsylvania State Open Records taw. — , EE^Aifcir Thursday, March 28th at dinner... High-39 Low-21 High-38 Low-25 See full forcast and up to date news at: www.LHUeagleye.com You are cordially invited to join the Dining services for a feast fit for a King and Queen, a Medieval Dinner. The Dinner will be held in the Upper Deck of Bentley Hall Castle on the twenty-eighth of March, two thousand and two. Dinner will be served promptly between four thirty and seven thirty. www.lhup.edu/dining March 22, 2002 s tudents art awards program on the web WASHINGTON-The Justice Project has announced the launch of its web-based arts award program, the Artists' Call for Justice, which is designed to give art students a venue to speak out on issues of social justice. Students who are enrolled at any post-secondary school can participate in The Artists' Call and submit entries in the fields of animation, graphic design, photography and video. The Artists' Call is designed to be incorporated directly into an existing communications art curriculum and invites art instructors to encourage their students to become involved in the web-based award program. Interested parties can register now on the Artists' Call website: www.artcall.org/cpw The Artists' Call for Justice was created by The Justice Project, a national, non-profit, non-partisan organization, as a way to not only advance the cause of justice, but to involve new voices and new insights. It is hoped that The Artists' Call will help engage a new generation of young people in civic and political life. "Art is not only a potent and powerful medium to convey conviction," said Bobby Muller, chairman of The Justice Project and co-founder of the 1997 Nobel Prize-winning global campaign to ban landmines, "but it also provides new perspectives to old ideas. We believe the creative energies of young artists in particular can provide fresh insights to intractable arguments. "Student artists working in the visual and communication arts are creating phenomenal, transcendent works which the public rarely gets to see. The Artists'Call was designed as a model program that strengthens career-advancing skills and opens the door to authentic political engagement," said Dan Walsh, The Artists' Call program director and political arts gram's success. In fact, a number of arts edu cators from around the country, including Jeff Morin, chair of the Department of Art and Design at the University of Wisconsin, have already embraced The Artists' Call. "The Artists' Call is an ideal program for both young artists and arts educators," said Morin. "It is a model curricula-enrichment program that meaningfully challenges students." It is through instructors that The Artists' Call is hoping students learn about this new art awards program. Once they are aware of The Artists' Call, students are being encouraged to register immediately as participation is on a first-come, firstserve basis. All qualifying artwork will be displayed in the Artists' Call web galleries (last year's poster submissions can be viewed at www.artistscall.org/gallery Up to 400 semi-finalist entries will be reviewed by a jury of communication arts activist. experts who will select up to 36 "What young artists need is artists as finalists. a venue to explain their work, an Awards include an annual audience before which they can membership in the College Art perform. The potential to have Association (CAA) or the one's work seen, discussed, American Institute of Graphic reviewed, argued about, cri- Arts (AIGA), and gift certifitiqued, or even attacked is of cates for computers/software. infinite value to a young artist," The instructors of each student continued Walsh. "It is precisely finalist will receive a Teacher The Artists' Call that provides Recognition Award as well as this outlet." gift certificates. Walsh pointed out that For more information, visit involvement of communication The Artists' Call for Justice web arts instructors is key to the pro- site at: www.artcall.org/cpw Decreased funding effects tuition at Penn State Renee Petrina Daily Collegia] Leaders of national educa- tional institutions told Pennsylvania State University leaders last week that the university is not alone in its financial dilemmas. At the Penn State Board of Trustees meeting on Thursday and Friday, Peter Magrath, president of the National of State Association Universities and Land-Grant Colleges, and Jay Morley, presthe National ident of Association of College and University Business Officers, said decreased funding from states for public universities is among the challenges facing higher education. "State and federal support, I believe, will continue to be limited, and major 'A-list' research universities are going to have to be even more entre- preneurial and rely increasingly on private support," Magrath told the trustees. Morley issued what he accumulated lily pad, and by called a "wake-up call" to the the time you wake up and realtrustees during his presentation ize that, you're surrounded by Friday afternoon, saying forcompetition," he said. Morley referred to what he profit universities and other institutions are rising as comcalled "the current crisis in facpetition. He said Penn State ulty salary" as just one of the needs to deal with the future of many problems that public unieducation as a business. versities face. Penn State "Higher education has President Graham Spanier become an industry," he said. recently said he aims to "We do not like to hear this, but increase faculty salaries despite it's true." cuts in state appropriations. NACUBO, Morley's organMorley referred to what he ization, advocates for the finan- cial sectors of a variety of colleges and universities, including more than 2,100 private and public institutions. He said the growing industry of higher education will follow the same path as any other industry: Competition will develop rapidly. Morley used a lily pad analogy, saying that if lilies in a pond double every day, on the 29th day the proverbial pond is half full and on the 30th day it is completely full of lilies. "All of that becomes this . called "the current crisis in faculty salary" as just one of the many problems that public universities face. Penn State President Graham Spanier recently said he aims to increase faculty salaries despite cuts in state appropriations. "What we could eventually be faced with is a phenomenon where undergraduate (education costs) $10,000 a year and tuition is $12,000, but a portion of that goes to the land-grant mission," Spanier said. Page 3 tate program w ves reast exam fee Tuesday ; Mike Hanna praised a state program designed to give access to breast and cervical cancer screening to women who cannot otherwise afford them. The state Department of Health administers the program by contracting services from hospitals and medical providers across the Commonwealth. Women are eligible for mammograms, clinical breast exams, pelvic exams and pap smears, which are available to those with low or moderate incomes who are without health-care coverage. Services are free for eligible women, Hanna said. Hanna said that ideally, he would like the legislature to find a way to ensure this program has continuous funding for both prevention and detection options. In Pennsylvania, breast cancer produces more female cancer cases than any other cancer form. "Both of these cancer forms are treatable and survival increases the earlier the cancer is detected," Hanna said. "These screenings are incredibly important for women and I encourage those eligible to apply." For more information and to apply for the program call 1Hanna said Centre and Clinton County residents can contact the closest contractor, Family Health Council of Central Pennsylvania, at 717-761-7380 for more information on obtaining services. Colleges fail to provide services to customers PALM BEACH GARDENS-A billion-dollar industry with no customer service. That loses up to 12% of its customer base annually because of poor service but does little about it. That puts employees' desires before customers' needs. That believes its customers want to be cheated. "That's the condition of most ofAmerican higher education," said Neal Raisman, Ph.D., author of Embrace the Oxymoron: Customer Service in Higher Education. Colleges and universities have been existing with no real concern to the care oftheir customers - students for years, according to Dr. Raisman. "Many claim they do care," he said. "After all, they have student services offices and even create short-lived student programs. But the reality is, many college employees still believe the adage, "This would be a great place to work if the students weren't here.'" And their indifference has caught up with them. "Students and their parents are paying increasing tuition payments and getting less on - their investments," Dr. Raisman said. "And in a service industry like college, that translates into the education itself." Longterm, poor service affects our society, culture, economy and future by graduating poorly educated citizens and workers, according to Dr. Raisman. 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"Vj^^ imT bn The Office of Admissioi have a job for YOU The LHU Office of Admissions wilt be accepting applications for Fall 2002 employment Applications are available until April 6th in the office of Admissions and are due by Monday, April 8th by 4pm. ■ Page 4 March 22, 2002 OP/ED i Life with Earl: Earl's adventures at Hooters PJ Harmer Eagle Eye Staff So there we were, planning and eat. It was just Jay, The Big Easy and I. We just figured a night away from Lock Haven was good. Everyone should get away from here sometimes. Then I got the phone call. "Hey, P.J., watcha doin'?" I knew Jay had probably dished out my phone number to Earl. I never swapped it with him. And I think by the way I looked at Jay, he realized who was on the phone. "Uh, hey Earl... nothing really, why?" "Well, I figgered I'd hitchhike up to Haven and hang wit' you and tha boys." You can obviously figure out was a little scared. I "Well, you see Earl, we were going to be leaving actually. Heading to State College to eat." I didn't think Earl would want to go, considering he usually didn't have any money. "Hey, nice, I just got my allowance from my mother. Can I come?" I didn't see the harm in it, so I agreed. And before I knew it, Earl was knocking on the door with that big smile of his. And I assure you; it is an interesting smile to behold. Realize this though; the only reason I agreed to it was because Jay had given him my phone number. If it weren't for that, I would have shut him right down. says, "I go fishin' 'cause I can." Once we got into State College, I thought Earl was going to lose his mind. A new Hooters is easily noticed from the road and Earl almost jumped out of the car. "WHOA! Hey guys, a HOOTERS! Let's eat there! I ain't never been to a Hooters before!" "Well, actually Earl, we were thinking else something tonight," said Jay. "And besides, once you've to go to State College , , ,, . c Ii should take it out, on Ii figured * l Jay. He d have to sit in the back . .. ww ~ , with Earl. ,' "ingThe waitress was a beautiful look- blonde, and yes, she was quite well endowed. Earl's jaw was comfortable on the table." -- ' ' ' J* * So off we went. Earl had on his Sunday best, a pair of dirty jeans, a flannel and a hat that these prices," said Earl. "A feller could go broke in here if he came once too often. But dang, look at all these women." Earl's eyes were bulging from the sockets, while his jaw still rested on the table. "Earl, you know if you are drooling, women won't find that attractive," said Jay. "Yeah, and I think it's against health codes too," said The Big Easy. Once the waitress came back to take our orders, Earl once again was gazing at just one body part. I actually felt bad for this girl; she was only doing her job. "Hey boys, can I take your Jay responded with a smack to Earl's head that sent his prized hat flying across the table. "Listen you dork, if you want to come out with us, control yourself," Jay said. "We don't need you pitching a tent and lifting the table with every girl that walks by. Calm down!" With that Earl stood up, picked up his hat and left the table. Not a word was said; he just left. "Jay, you didn't have to smack him," said The Big Easy. Before Jay could answer. Earl wandered back. Now sporting a "Hooters - State College" shirt. No hard feelings I guess. The dinner went without any incidents to report. Earl actually behaved himself. He ate, actually left a tip and when we were ready to leave, he decided now was the time to make his move. When our waitress came back to give us our change, he order?" With that, Earl experienced his first kick to the jewels. Down like a ton of bricks he went. I expected we were going to get the same. The girl then thanked us and asked us to kindly remove our friend. "You guys aren't banned, but please, NEVER bring this man back." So, we dragged Earl out, tossed him in the back ofthe car and headed back to Lock Haven. About 20 minutes into the ride, Earl finally caught his breath. "Man oh man, that was great. She touched me! I knew she wanted me! Did she give you guys her number to give me? Come on, don't lie!" So we gave him her number, 555-1212. I can't imagine the look on an operators face when Earl called and asked her if she was the Hooters girl. I don't know what to do with Earl honestly. Jay keeps calling him back and telling him how much we like hanging out with him. Seems like we're stuck with Earl. Now I know what it's like to have a lackey. Giving an order to a waitress is fairly simple; well, at least to a normal person. Not Earl. Me, Jay and the Big Easy all seen one Hooters girl v u ' ve my life. I can't believe this. That ordered a burger and fries and seen them all >" said the Bi 8 chick was all over me. She was figured we'd split a bucket of Easy eye ..." Hooters' famous wings. But, attacked. "Easy Earl, no need to get a Earl on the other hand, was just " But 1 wanna eat there! Hot "So what are the odds I can women> hot women and hot fresh mouth," said Jay, cutting looking at the menu. get your number," asked Earl in women Ma ybe 1 can 8et a num" off Earl. "What do you recommend?" his best James Dean imitation berortwo " "I can't handle this. I need to A slap to my own forehead and giving a wink. "I've seen As soon as he b,urted that do something about it," said knew I was in for a long night. you looking at me all night," ast statement out » we knew we Earl, becoming a bit flustered "Well, as you can see, we I think the girl wanted to die had to eat there So we wheel «i and sweaty. offer pretty much anything you on the spot. She just stared. Me, int0 the P arkin 8 lot ' and saw tne All of a sudden, Earl popped could want in a place like this," Jay and the Big Easy all buried P.J. claims that Earl is a ficme up and took off out the door. We answered the waitress, starting our heads in our hands. tional character and none of That didn>t st0P EarL could see him outside sucking in to lose her patience. "Our burgWhen Earl got no answer, he these stories actually happened. "Lme 's 18 made for cuttm '>" fresh air. He finally came back ers are fantastic, the wings are made move number two. And However, he does admit everyhe said in, was confronted by a couple famous. I don't think you guys that was getting up and putting one else in the story is a real And sure enou8h Earl cut of Hooter girls and he went nuts came here for a five-star meal." his arm around the girl. person. The stories of Earl will ' nght In line Soniehow 11 again, this time dashing into the Earl still didn't budge. on, "Come take I'll appear here every week through you worked and next thin8 'vou bathroom. "Earl, do the lady a favor and somewhere fancy and we can get the end of the semester. know we were at a table The A couple of minutes later he order," said the Big Easy. "I am to know one another." ' waitress was thls beaut.ful lookcame out, looking relaxed and actually hungry and would like to get the food today." ing° blonde, and yes, she was had a big smile on his face. Earl s the table and Finally Earl blurted out he quite jaw well endowed. With drinks on J M , c artists to __tjc is was comfortable on the table, Earl calmed down some, we would take a burger, some fries „,. ca l finally started looking at the and a soda. He was all flustered. 1 3 us at cartoons. , to drink? said the "I'll be back with your food 1 look at soon guys," said the waitress as ' ■. We all ordered a beer of course, but Earl couldn't speak. His eyes were focused on one body part. "And you?" asked the waitress to Earl. Still nothing. The Big Easy got a response as he drilled Earl with a swift kick under the table. "Uh, I'll have some milk," said Earl, still focused. The waitress left and Earl went nuts. "This is the greatest day of . -° ' " ' ' . T~h __a_jc contribute political " VV anted-" seeking talented (Contact 9J5J©yaUo0.ca— she wandered off. m ISSUE 8, VOLUME 55 LOCK HAVEN UNIVERSITY PARSONS UNION BUILDING LOCK HAVEN, PA 17745 PHONE: (570) 893-2334 FAX: (570) 893-2644 Editors to ChM Copy Editor Jessica LaCroix Shawn P. Shanley Sean Dooley Dr.Dou^S.C^beH Features Editors Op/Ed Editor Matthew English Shawn P. Shanley .Heather Flicker Grefev Business Manat Ryan Van Rossum Qnjjne M\tW Stephan Baldwin J I b*j I ■AIM 9MI ItnlMil *Mf > -PlTlMIB I XTVai 1 ■ l i H In ■* H "in k» I [' I In I"J111 InM IvM"B ■ ■! Archivist Reporters Jessy Garcia Scott Evans, Jared Guest, RJ. Harmer, Sumer Buttorff, Kristin White, Kevin Car ; Tilt EAOIE EYE, THE OFFICIAL STUDENTNEWSPAPER OF LOCK HAVEN UNIVERSITY. 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