See page 12 for Celebrating 19 years at Lock Haven University as... The the classes that are full and no longer available for the Fall 1992 semester. EAGLE E Volume 42, Number 11 Friday, April 17, 1992 16 pages Madrak and Bolton win top spots by Shawn Liddick Eagle Eye Sports Editor Steve Madrak and Jeremy Bolton were voted Wednesday to lead the SCC during the 1992-93 school year as President and Vice President. Madrak was humbled by the victory and said he was "very happy" about the result. He also added, 'There was a wide variety of people diat voted and not just one group, which was very good." Bolton shared the same sentiments and added, "I'm glad that people realized that I could do the job and voted for me." The new executive board will be rounded out by Steve Stephenson (treasurer), Chris Borgese (PUB adminisuator). Bill Johnstone (corresponding secretary) and Hindi Sanders (recording secretary), all of whom ran unopposed. A total of 757 votes were cast for the presidential race, almost doubling the amount of votes cast in last year's election. The vice-presidential race tallied 761 total votes. Madrak received just over 41 percent of the vote beating Ladd Frehse, his nearest opponent, by 92 votes. Kerri Mclntyre took third with almost 26 percent of the vote and current vice-president, Dave Keenan, was written in for 16 votes. Mclntyre summed up the race by stating, "The students diought diat Steve could do the best job so they voted for him." Frehse shared similar sentiments and added "I just hope diat the things he (Madrak) said will actually be done." Bolton ran away with die vice- presidential race by accumulating 62 percent of die total vote. Kurt "Shag" Schwalbe received the other 37 percent of the vote. Schwalbe said, "I was pretty surprised with both results. But my concem wasn't whether I won or lost, but with the students and what happens to the SCC. I hope die s e e will be run the way it is supposed to and stick up for the students." All the other positions ran unopposed and had an average of 98 percent of the total vote. The other two percent went to writeins. Two of die candidates that ran unopposed, Johnstone and Borgese, shared similar feelings on die election. Johnstone said, "I w ^ happy with the voter turnout for this year's elections." Borgese added, "I was happy with the way elections went, but nmning unopposed, die victory wasn't a big shock." Keenan, being chairman of the SCC elections committee, said, "I was imjM^essed with the high voter turnout. A lot of it had to do with the candidates and SCC senators that went out and pushed die election. "I hope the energy will carry over into next semester's senate elections and next spring's executive elections. 'This shows that diere is a glimmer of hope, that the student apathy that we all hear about doesn't exist," said Keenan "I wish the best of luck to all the winners and a special congratulations to all the candidates for an excellent job," Keenan concluded. The new executive board of the SCC will be inaugurated during the April 23 SCC senate meeting. The meeting starts at 6:30 p.m. Steve Madrak (1.) and Jeremy Bolton (r.) were elected president and vice president for the 1992-93 academic year (photo by Shawn Liddick). Students celebrate twenty years of saving the Earth by Emilee Groce Eagle Eye Editor in chief Twenty-two years ago, a tradition began on Earth that was aimed at raising consciousness about the effects of the human population on our planet. It is known as Earth Day. On its 20-year anniversary, the people of the world celebrated and pledged Volatile chemical scare leads to return The one-pound block of sodium metal, a potentially hazardous and unstable substance, that was stolen from Ulmer Hall was returned Wednesday by anonymous sources. Sodium metal reacts violenUy if exposed to moisture. Exposure to the substance through inhalation or skin absorption can lead to chemical poisoning and lung collapse. According to spokesperson Deborah Jackson, Dr. Ellen O'Hara-Mays, an associate professor of chemistry, received a letter in her campus mailbox informing her diat the substances had been left in the Hammermill Computing Facility laboratory in Ulmer Hall. She immediately retrieved the material and contacted Law Enforcement O'Hara-Mays, who had discovered the substance missing Monday morning, said that none of the material seemed to have been disturbed. She explained that "The talk on campus and the media exposure, which indicated the dangerous nature of the material, led the individuals, who were obviously not aware of die seriousness and potential hazards associated with what they had taken, to return it to the University," she said. to make changes in their lives. Lock Haven University celebrated and pledged with their own enthusiasm on that anniversary. Established by a handful of students willing to make a difference. Earth Day has continued on campus as it marked its diird celebration last Saturday on Russell Hall Lawn. According to Dr. Shonah Hunter, professor of biology, this year's celebration was the most successful of the celebrations. She attributed that success to the Earth Day Planning committee's dedication, the beautiful weadier and the Biology Club. As in the past, informational booths widi free pamphlets and flyers were set up by various environmental groups both on and off campus. The Geoscience Club, the LHU Recycling committee, and the Department of Environmental Resources were some of the groups represented. An Envirarama and a nature photography contest were two events sponsored to get students involved in the festivities. Prizes for three places went out to the winners of the photo contest. Participating in the Envirarama, a quiz show based on environmental questions, were teams of both university and high school students from the area. According to Esther Oakley, chairperson of the Earth Day committee, the team of high school students was victorious. Two radio stations provided the musical entertainment during the day. WHOT 103.9FM broadcasted live part of the day ' from Russell lawn, giving out free t-shirts. LHU's own Toxic Radio 90.3FM took over for WHOT, spinning die tunes and giving out free CDs for correct answers to music and environmental trivia. The Earth Day committee plans to continue the tradition of this celebration into the future, according to Oakley. The celebration was sponsored by the SCC, the Earth Day committee, and several area businesses. 2 Eagle Eye April 17.1992 OPINION/EDITORIAL "SPOT THE FAKE AD" The Lock Haven University Eagle Eye proudly presents another week with our famous brainbuster, "Spot The Fake Ad." For those of you who haven't played before, the rules are simple. Read diem over and get ready to win ! 1) Pick up a copy of the Eagle Eye, 2) After finding out what's news on campus, browse through the advertisements (yes, die ads). 3) Spot The Fake Ad! It's easy to play, it's fun, and best of all, it's FREE! If you think you've spotted die fake ad, just fill out the entry form suppUed and drop it off at our office in the basement of Russell Hall, Room 18. Entries must be submitted by Wednesday, AJMII 22 by 4 p.m. We'll draw one winner from all entries and give that lucky person a prize! Eagle Eye writers and staff members cannot enter, but all odier students, faculty and University staff members are free to play. The fake ad will never appear on the Classified page. Special Edition was one-sided, biased To die Editor: It is disbirbing that the unbiased journalistic reporting of our newspaper has been stained yellow by the political orientation of one lone editor. The Eagle Eye Special Election Edition is a prime example of this. It is quite evident diat it was dredged up in a last ditch effort to ruin the Ladd Frehse presidential candidacy. The only real reason for printing a special edition was to smear Ladd Frehse and not to cover the election as the header purported. The issue conceming whether Ladd plagiarized from specific sources or not is not only moot but also about a mondi old, making it old news at best Subsequendy it is biased grandstanding like diis that makes your integrity seem both oppi;raphy Editor John H.-Klda(l Rachel Hosterman ter, to be free from hunger, to obtain an Travis ftcbbk education, and to be secure in their old Cin-ulation CUxisifieds Editoi M idle lie Kramer age," (Jerry Brown). Kri»tin Jow(>h.son Advisor On April 28th die Pennsylvania priDr. Douglas S. Campbcl! maries will be held. Please vote. You Hie Eagk Eye, otTtcial newsmpai of Lock Haven U«iv6r*ity, i& published wceldy in accordance can make a difference. With Jerry Brown as president, I know we can t ^ e back with tlv^ Univenity c&tertdat'. Th6 articles, dpinions, pictures and layout of the Eagle Eye are the responsibility of the editorial staff ami cio not icflect the views of the students, the factilty or the America. admmistratioii unless iixicifieU. Sincerely, tellers to the editor are due the day befoTB puWJc^tipn At noQU. All 1etler.s should be lypeiJ, no Chris Tomarella longer than 2(X) words and mail include writet^t signature and pfccaie numlx^r. The editors reserve Vice President of McEntire Hall the right U) editcnntcd by liu; Express Cla-ssifieds deadline is Wednestlay al riDOti; advertisement!, are due Mondays al noon. Features Editor\ Dougie Bicket Loii i'atkur Where are my classes? To die Editor I came to Lock Haven because of its reputation as an excellent school for Healdi Science. Yes, diis highly touted major would offer a diverse arena for students studying health. Widi the release of die Fall 1992 Master Schedule, I have found that the course selection for the Health Sciences major is as diverse and as interesting as the menu at the local state prison. Here 1 am, a senior and finished with my general education requirements, looking forward to really dive into my area of study. The only problem is diat I have already taken everything the Health Sciences Department has offered or simply cannot take the course because it is open to athletic trainers only. This is ridiculous. I would love to take such interesting courses as biomechanics, advanced anatomy or physiology, possibly a surgical procedures introduction, or anydiing remotely interesting dealing with sports medicine, physical therapy, or simply die magnificant human machine. The subject titles are limitiess for this major. Instead, my options cover the large range of three courses. Yippee! I would also like to address the Biology Department. Has the listing of your courses been significantly reduced or is there simply a typo in the Master Schedule? I would love to hear from someone, anyone, why diere are no courses to take. Every year enrollment increases along widi tuition. Why hasn't the Master schedule increased in thickness? Something is definitely wrong. Is not Lock Haven an institutuion of higher learning? I never really thought about il much as a freshman or sophomore when I was a bit more feeble-minded and burdened by gen eds. But now that I have the opportunity and desire to expand my horizons in the field of my choice I sense a restricted climate. I don't know it other fields of study are resticted in course diversity but I get the general feeling they are. To end diis abeady long letter - I used to get offended at friends from home that would cut down the academic integrity of Lock Haven. After all, diey were going to such esteemed private universities as Cornell, Penn, and Juniata and not a state university as myself. Well I argued, often on unfounded grounds, about die education here. Now I realize those grounds are even more shaky dian I had thought. This statement may be in itself unfounded because I am a typical ignorant student, but are die PUB expansion and campus beautification good altemaives to academic diversity and integrity. If money is the underlying cause of this problem (which it probably is) 1 guess my friends were correct in their criticisms. Sincerely Bill Kargo Friday, April 17,1992 Eagle Eye NEWS 3 Police Beat Students form new drinking awareness group Underage drinking and disorderly conduct: April 13. A student wa.s cited for itndcrage drinking and disortlerly conducte in one of tht residence hall:;. The student was ref<»rred toStud*»it Lite. Minors drinking: April I I , Three males were found widi alcohol while attending 8 lacrosse giune. Law Enforcement confiscated the alcohol after the males tried to escape. The otit-of- state minors went before the District Justice. They pleaited guslty and have paid their l^ttS&tS&ion of akohoi: April 9. Students were foundjXT^essing two 12pacfcs of twar. Lavs^ Enforcement confist;«ltQd the alcohol and the students were rcfitncd to Student \Afb. This case is pending further investigation. Tlieft; April *). There was a report of a mjsslftg Timberline mountain bike. The hike has white and green lettering as well ^ a decai from NesterBikc Shop. The bike wa* taken from the bike rack in front of McEtlttre Hall and is valued at $500. AjiyOtte with any infornijiion on this case, please contact Law Enforcement. Assault: April 8. One male .struck hiy roommate cutting his eye. This OC-tmtei ift oat of the residence halls. One person was arrested for assault. -by .Amy Carlson Students charged with animal abuse Two students have been charged with mlsde»neanors in tht- second4E!gfee after b e ^ i % two laLs unconscious IjefOre throwing their garbage-bag wrapped bodies into Uie Susquehanna Rivfr lo drown. According to the prosectttisg srttatney for die S(x;iciy for the Prevention of Cmejty to Annnals (SPCA) Kent Hancock and Rassell f"abry waived their right to a {tfcliniinary hearing aldiough a date for their arraignmcni has not yci been set. TIK SPCA rqjorts iluu they are asking that die students receive the maximum puitisdiamait tuidar law/which is two yeaxi in Jmt aoda^SOQOiSne. Tbe be^ddg, wtsdb took j^bce GO, MgetOi 4, left one cat ibs^nnA Ihe other ^ei/mly })ttin damaged. Accctttiiog fo the $FCA, fit& cttpipicd cat fougltf its ivay <»A of t{i& i»tg mi italf*^AC»y»ed he^ fore it w«5 discovered three dj^« IgWar, The two defendants claim itm they wefen^ced to'getiidftf ^ twoctus'by their jpi^wner, who Kmiitacm that she jtever jaeattt for them to klQ tkr mtSm the <»ittu The o ^ r pmoimm ol ^ cats did not teali^e vtim Iter pj^ftier, cnr (be two $tt)dent». wo« domg. Student Life is cutrently reviewing the students* case, and a decision i$ pending. Two students have announced plans to create a chapter of BACCHUS (Boost Alcohol Consciousness Conceming die Health of University Students) on campus. Matt Masters and Jon Huber will seek S.C.C. funds over the next year to initiate the alcohol awareness program. BACCHUS has more than 5(X) affiliated chapters at institutions across America. BACCHUS began its first step last week, widi a wrecked vehicle in front of Stevenson Library. The car, donated and transported by Martin Motor of Mill Hall, was placed outside to remind students what effects alcohol can have on a driver. Aldiough BACCHUS does include a drinking and driving prevention program, it specifically deals widi other alcohol related subjects. Chapters affiliated widi BACCHUS are concerned with health of students, institutions and die community. BACCHUS promotes respect for state law and campus policies related to alcohol use, and opposes die notion that use of alcohol is an acceptable social practice. According to Richard Hepner, director of Law Enforcement and Safety, much of die violence crime and vandalism occurring on campus is alcohol related. A BACCHUS chapter at the University would specifically deal widi such problems and would seek solutions through workshops, meetings and student involvement "If we are able to prevent one crime or one death because of die new program, it Huber and Masters jolt students into an awareness of drunk driving, (photo by Travis Prebble) will all be worth it," said Masters. "I'm confident that if a chapter begins at L.H.U, students will get involved and our campus will be just that much more educated about alcohol awareness." Support for BACCHUS has already been shown on campus by Hepner, who assisted in getting the wrecked vehicle on campus. Nancy Panko, R.N. of Glennon Infirmary, Program ignites students into post -secondary education by Rick Bender Eagle Eye News Reporter University officials, armed with a state mandate, are creating the Intervention Program in an attempt to get more rural high school students to follow some type of postsecondary education. The Intervention Program, part of the Rural School Center concept, will use the University's resources to visit grade schools and get students interested in college early in life. Dr. Betty Schantz, assistant dean of education and human services and the program's grant director, said that a $44,700 federal grant was recendy approved for the three-year program which will begin next September in the Keystone Central School District. Schantz said diat the program involves introducing the concept of post-secondary education to third and fourth graders and their parents while actively involving sixth and seventh graders with their parents in exploring post-secondary options. Another part of die program, said Schantz, is a career day for the high school in which representatives from all the postsecondary institutions within a one-hour radius gather at the University to show die students what is available and costs of attending. , "Rural schools have the problem with getting their graduates to pursue postsecondary education," said Schantz. "We want to encourage all kinds of postsecondary education, not just college. We understand it isn't for everyone." The concept was started over a year ago when Keystone Central School District, the University, and the Clinton County Chapter of the Pennsylvania State Education Association (PSEA) got togedier to talk about achieving die state goal of renewing the focus of both basic and higher education. "Sometimes people diink we don't do anydiing widi all the money that we get, but we do," said Schantz. "We have many things in store f(M' die schools of this region." "We had some student learning outcomes in mind - a mauer of what die students should leam rather than what teachers should teach. We're trying to better prepare kids by giving them the skills they'll need to make it," Schantz said. adoption Secure & happily married couple wants to share their country home, Cove of Cife, Qod and nature tiHth a ruTuBom... CcdCHohn and'ECaine cotUct at (717) 252-3616 has also shown support for the program by offering to be its advisor once under way. BACCHUS statistics show diat 82 percent of all university problems are alcohol related. Huber and Master feel this statistic speaks for itself and hope students will support and become involved in the BACCHUS program. If interested call Mau Masters or Huber at 748-9883. Hey! STOP IN TODAY at t h e ' LHU Bookstore IDUTOK AUCTHON? Receive up to 25% off selected merchandise in our Special Bargain Comer! SOME ITEMS ALREADY MARKED DOWN 25% Items that remain imsold will be marked down an additional 5% every school day until sold! WHAT A DEAL! This offer good while supplies last, so don't waste t i m e - S T O P IN TODAY! The LHU Bookstore Seniors—order your cap & gown today! 4 Eagle Eye Friday. April 17.1992 NEWS Karate Club conquers tournament Around campus in 2,9 seconds University Briefs SADD initiatesflurryof alcohol safety programs Students Against Drunk Driving (SADD), die campus organization whose primary purpose is to promote responsible alcohol use, has been initated a variety of programs in and around the University diis semester. Carol Latronica, SADD's advisor and die associate dean of student affairs, stressed diat die organization is quite active and does many diings at LHU. Every semester the members of SADD sponsor programs conceming pedestrian safety and seat belt safety for children in kindergarten dirough third grade, and bicycle safety for children in grades four to six. During diese programs die chUdren are shown a short film on pedestrian safety and greeted by die traffic safety dummies Vince and Larry. Law Enforcement Officer Gary Barrett and LL Dennis Grenninger as well as District AdvisOT John P. Brennan are on hand to answer questions and speak to the children on traffic safety. SADD also co-sponsors a speaker once a semester who talks about drug and alcohol awareness. This year's speaker was Gary Carlson, a 1978 Lock Haven graduate and a recovering drug addict The members of SADD also hope to participate in die upcoming Spring Festival. The members of SADD are held togedier by a common interest: they have been touched in some way by a drunk driver. The chapter of SADD M LHU encourages new members to join. Anyone interested can contact Resident Pauick Hill at 726-6826 or Vice President Mary Newman at 893-3022. Meetings are held Monday nights at 6 p.m. in Room 307 of Raub Hall. 'Dirk Weaver Speaker to discuss black feminism today In celebration of Women's History Mondi, race and gender expert Patricia Hill Collins, will be speaking today at 10 a.m. in Robinson's Hall of Flags about "The Politics of Black Feminist Thought." An associate professor of sociology and African-American studies at die University of Cincinnati, Collins is recognized as a leading diinker and practitioner in areas involving die covergence of gender, race, and edinicity, particular- by Sue Heintzelman Eagle Eye News Editor ly in relation to African-American women and families. Collins has taught at several institutions, held editorial positions at professional journals and lectured across the United States. She holds bachelor of arts and doctorate degrees from Brandeis University, and a master of arts in teaching from Harvard University. Collins will act as a consultant for die University as the sociology deparunent develops a new minor in Race and Gender. Koch elected chair of 1992 symposium Dr. Linda Koch, vice president of student affairs, has been selected chairperson for the 1992 Symposium for Women to be held later this year in Baltimore, Maryland. Conducted by die NASPA, die symposiums are open to women who wish to be deans or vice presidents of student affairs at U.S. colleges or universities. As chair, Koch will be responsible for selecting die consultants, organizing the schedule, and selecting participants. Koch feels diat die program is very beneficial to her, as well as to die university. She said, "I feel that die program brings national focus to Lock Haven University and its commimient to die profession of student affairs." Koch, one of die 12 consultants of the symposiuim, gave a presentation entided "Expectations and Realities of the Senior Student Affairs Position" at die 1991 Symposium for Women held in Denver, Colorado. Koch served as one of 12 consultants at die symposium and gave a presentation on the She wanted to inform those entering die field or diinking about a position in student affairs of the various benefiu and drawbacks of the profession. Close to 40 professionals from major universities across die United States, including college presidents and vice presidents of student affairs, auended this year's conference. -Kathie Robertshaw | Six Members of die Karate Club beat out the competition April 11 to secure nine trophies at Young's 1992 Spring Karate Tournament, held at Bellefonte High School. Tim Tewksbury, currenUy a blue belt, red stripe in Tae Kwon Do, won fu-st place in die green, blue heavy weight division of open hand forms/kata, and diird place in green, blue division sparring. Brian Rosini also won two trophies. A green belt, gold stripe, Rosini received first place in yellow, gold division forms and diird place in yellow, gold division sparring. Charlie Styers, a gold belt, green suipe, won second place in senior division sparring and second place in yellow, gold belt sparring. Blue belt, red stripe Jamon Andrus received a second place in die junior division of die green, blue division sparring. Third place winners were red belt Kevin Gotthelf, who won a red division forms/ kata trophy, and white belt Lynn Scarborough who received her award in white division forms/kata. The competition was open to all schools diat perform Chinese, Japanese, and Korean styles of martial arts. Competitors were evaluated according to their techniques and according to the techniques used in form fighting against an imaginary opponent. The panel of judges consisted of instructors of several different martial arts styles. "I like die idea of competing," said Styers, "and we have a good leader to take us dirough." Brad Spong, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do who instructs die club at the University, said he was pleased with die results and thought diey reflected the club "which is doing better as a whole than ever." Spong views competition as a "self evaluation" of students' performances, in which diey can begin to understand diat how a person applies techniques is more important dian what die style is used. Twenty to 30 people participated in each belt division of die tournament. The main competitors of die Haven fighters were the 53 Ishin Ryu fighters from Penn State. Last semester the club participated in a similar tournament at Bellefonte High School in which diey came away with diree wins. Since then the club has grow in number and performance, according to Spong. Currendy diere are 37 members in the Karate Club, 3 of which are females. The number of females joining die club has been increasing because they realize the significance of having a "conditioning program which incorporates self defense along f f.li Six competitors brought home nine trophies from the Bellefonte Tournament (photo by Sue Heintzelman). "We're the one stop for almost anything..." and we WON'T break you, either! STOP IN TODAY FOR Grocerles-Milk-Fountain Soda Ice Cream-Tobacco-Gas-Magazines Breasted Chicken & Munchies A reception to welcome Ms. Amy Freeman, the new director of student minority afTairs, will be held onTuesday April 21 in the Woolridge Lounge. All faculty, staff and students are invited. ^ V mini marts J 625 Water St.LH next to the University WE'RE ALWAYS OPEN NEWS Friday.April 17,1992 EagUEye S Kids bring campus and community together Sixth graders mf^mil^ m'^:^^ learn to LOGO M M L m i l W i ^ ^ by Eric Ziegier Eagle Eye News Reporter Lock Haven University had some fresh new faces on campus recendy. No, not incoming freshman, or b-ansfer students, but even younger. The sixdi grade class from Lock Haven Cadiolic School visited the campus to leam how to use computers. Terry Brink, professor of elementary and secondary education, said that teaching computer use is somediing new for die elementary students and the university. Brink explained diat the program helped him as well by providing more information for use in his Inuoduction to Educational Computing class, which is part of the Elementary Professional Semester. One of his students, John Edgell, taught the students to use the computer language by Julie Zimmerman Eagle Eye News Reporter Senior John Edgell teaches a sixth grader how to use a computer. (photo by Sue Heintzelrruin) LCXJO. Brink said that the class "was an opportunity to have practical teaching experience for John and give hands on experience at die computers for die students." Colleen Hanson, die teacher of the students, said that this idea came about when she talked to Brink and wanted to integrate the students with the college. Hanson liked die relsults,adding that "this is more dian I thought it would be. This is neat!" Edgel felt that the idea was good because "the children are learning a lot about computers and a lot about madi." "They are learning and not realizing that diey are learning," said Edgel. 'To diem this is just games on a computer ... So it's fun to teach open minded kids." "Dude!" said one third grader as he particpates in the science fair. (photo by Travis Prebble) Fisher catches admissions promotion by Sue Heintzelman Eagle Eye News Editor Steven Fisher is now an assistant director of admissions. Haven visited by future scientists Admissions Counselor Steven Fisher has been promoted to the position of assistant director of admissions at Lock Haven University. During his seven years at the University, Fisher has served as the director of the institution's largest stiident residence hall and as an admissions counselor. Joseph Coldren, die director of admissions, said it was just "a matter of time" and training before Fisher could assume the position. "We're really pleased about this promotion because now we can utilize more of his talents," said Coldren, noting that "it's good to have employees like Mr. Fisher who can assume wider responsibilities." As an admissions counselor, Fisher participated in various recruiting programs which provide prospective students with information about the University, including high school visitations, campus visitations, and private interviews. In his new position as assistant director, Fisher has the added responsibility of coordination die programs and deciding who will be admitted to die University. Fisher graduated from Slippery Rock University with a Master of Education degree in Student Personnel Administration. Active in campus activities, he serves as die advisor of the Lock Haven University Ice Hockey Club, and die public address announcer for both the men's and women's intercollegiate basketball games. Approximately 50 third graders from the Lose Elementary School visited LHU on Wednesday, April 8 to leam about science from elementary education majors by traveling to 18 different stations in Robinson Learning Center. The children performed experiments at many of the stations and observed at others. The activities included trying to drop an egg without breaking it, identifying animal tracks, making paper, and conducting a sound experiment with a telephone made from two cups and a string. When the kids were asked how they liked the day, the largest response was "I loved it!" They couldn't decide which station they liked best because they enjoyed all of diem. Senior Penny Packer said she had great time and really enjoyed working with the children. Packer worked at a station where the diird graders learned how water pressure works. The kids put a card over a glass and flipped the glass upside down. As a result, the water stayed inside due to pressure. Michele Long demonstrated how to make a volcano. Long said diat she also had a great time and that the kids responded well. Senior Lorraine Smith worked at a station where she talked to the about turtles. She showed how the turtles have webbed feet and that the turdes are very sensitive when their heads are touched. Smith said diat she loved the day with die kids. Smith said she thought die experience would help her in the future as a teacher. 1-900-737-7676 • SCOTH • Injury Reperit •(Mds •Game Previews i Summaries • t)pdated24linatfar 75 cents per miiiHt* ^ DIAL SPORTS A service of Thomson Newspapers and The Express. 6 Eagle Eye Friday, April 17.1992 NEWS Piscopo's coming to townStudents don't consult professors, says survey by Laura Ryan Eagle Eye News Reporter Joe Piscopo will be at the Thomas Fieldhouse April 24 at 8 p.m. Joe Piscopo, former Saturday Night Live star, is scheduled to perform his Rock 'N Roll Comedy Show on Friday, April 24 in Thomas Fieldhouse at 8 p.m. Appearing along widi Piscopo is 1950's style band, "JQ and die Bandits," who perform such favorites as "Angel Eyes" and "Under die Boardwalk." Piscopo joined die Saturday Night Live cast in 1980, and stayed there until '84. While with SNL, Piscopo portrayed such characters as the "Sports Guy," Doug Whiner, Solomon, and Pudge. Python Piscopo, the wrestler and Fats Piscopo, the rapper will be among some of the characters to appear in his live performance of Friday. Piscopo is also a master of impersonations, portraying personalities from Frank Sinatra to and Andy Rooney. Piscopo left the Saturday Night Live cast after die 1984 season to pursue other projects. He co-starred with Michael Keaton in the feature film Johnny Dangerously, and Danny Devito in Wise Guys. Piscopo also appeared in the hraror film Dead Heat. Piscopo showed his versatility and entertainment talents by producing and starring in four television specials such as the The Joe Piscopo Special on HBO and The Joe Piscopo New Jersey Special on ABC-TV, both of which won ACE Awards. Tickets for die Rock 'N Roll Comedy Show are now on sale at TLM Records in Lock Haven and Williamsport, City Lights Records in State College, and SCC Business Office (PUB). Prices and $7 for students and $12 for the general pubUc. More than half of the students at LHU have never gone to see dieir professors for academic reasons, acceding to a study conducted recendy by an assistant professor of sociology and anthr(qx>logy at LHU. The study, conducted by Dr. Zak Hossain and his students of the Introducion to Sociology class, attempted to develop an understanding of the students at LHU and how well they adapt to die campus community. Students in Hossain's sociology class randomly interviewed 494 students enrolled for the spring semester. The study cited that students, especially freshmen, are hesitant about asking for help from dieir professors. Haven computers foil March viruses by April Miller Eagle Eye News Reporter In March several computer viruses plagued the nation, making computer owners anxious as to whether dieir computers would be hit. A virus is a program that will copy itself anytime it is given the chance in order to distrupt nomial computer operations. A virus can be hidden inside anodier program, and when the program is put into the computer it will write itself into the computer's memory, according to John Potter professor of coumputer science. 'TTte Ramify CPCanning CCinic of LockjHavtn s-ptdcdizing in Somen's Of&althStrvices 'We. 're personal and confidential.... Our services incCtide Choice of'Birtfi ControC !Kputine (Pap & (Pregnancy Tests Tests & Treatment for se7(uaC[y transmitted infections Coanseiing & 'S^ferrcds Wc also offer redticed rates for coCCepc students Hossain believes that the faculty on campus, more 'night life' in and administration should try to town, and fewer dorm restrictions. encourage students to take a Another interesting finding was bigger part in the college commu- diat 62 percent of students do not nity by visiting their professOTS to have a job. talk about academic matters. Also, a surprising one-fourth of Hossain said he thinks that stu- the students never visited the camdents have blamed busy schedules pus library during the semester. and no time as reasons why they But on the odier hand, die other do not see dieir professors. How- three-fourths go to the library at ever, Hossain believes that it is least once a week. important for students to "create a According to the study, more bond" with their instmctors so students planned on getting their they can smoothly fit into campus masters degrees than those who life. wished to obtain their four year Another surprising result to degrees. Hossain and his students was that Hossain noted at the end of his most of the LHU students are con- study that the research presented tent with the campus social life. two new problems which he inHossain believes that those re- tends to explore further. Hossain sults may have something to do wrote that die "sources of tension with the fact diat more than one- in the transition from school to third of the students grew up in college" should be further identismall towns like Lock Haven. fied, along with what factors help Those who were not content students adapt accordingly to the suggested more student activities campus enviroment Viruses are often distributed through illegal use of software because when computer owners steal programs they are most likely stealing the virus with it, according to Potter. However, Potter pointed out that not all viruses are caused by the illegal activity of computer owners. Michael Angelo, a big virus that occurred in March, was caused by a computer company. According to Eric Nichols, president of the personal computer users group, most viruses are "habit games." Some play music and other such tedious things, while others change data on hard drives. A common virus is the Ping Pong Virus, that causes a ball to are these people smiling? CaCC us today for an appointment at 748-7770 'We're (ocated at 9$S 'BetCefonU Slvenueacross from 'Burger "Kjng Th*y juat donatttd t h « l r bralna t o s c i •nc«. In fact, th«v'v* arranged t o hava than plckad vp toaorrow. And you can, too. I t ' a aa aimpla aa c a l l i n g our t o l l - f r a a numbar 1-800-SPECIMEM ThaBraJn F a c t o r y o f Hobokan w i l l g i v « you IX2QQ[ f o r madullaa I 'Tt^'f f o r c o r p u s c a l l o s u m a ! PRIME RATES FOR BROCA' S AREA ! You' r « p r o b a b l y n o t u s i n g y o u r b r a i n — g i v a i t t o ju,! CALL IGOR or VICTOR l-SOO-spaclinen appear on the screen and bounce around according to Nichols. In order to prevent vimses some computer owners have virus protection according to Nichols. This device sits in die memory of the computer and looks for viruses and locks them out. Computer viruses are designed specifically for personal computers, according to Potter. This is because personal computers use diskettes that are put into and out of computers regularly, spreading the virus. None of the computers on campus were affected by the vimses last month, according to Potter. Vims scanners were used to check for them, but nothing was found. The Eagle Eye is currently accepting applications for editorial positions for the 1992-93 academic year. The following positions are available: News sxid Featuures Editors pjioto Editor O&ssilBeds Editor CirsnalatioB Sports Editor Sales Ad LayoM sund Desigm Applicants should submit a resume and portfolios by April 22. The Eagle Eye office is located in Russell Hall Basement, Room 18. Friday, April 17.1992 Eagle Eye 7 April Eye o^^^^^ Ttie Eagle Eye's Features, Arts Ent^rt<:iinment f^D ^ Seciion^ iiir©a®iS8 Earth Day '92 opens students' eyes New music reviews p8 by Lori Packer Eagle Eye Features Editor ''1t^ Truth is. Stranger than Kction p9 Infanti talk.s about sex (for a change) p9 the Wonderful WAridoflelf-a WrestUng...p 10 -^^m^ftftr Lock Haven 17745 and Nuketown, together again.. p 11 Colorful clowns painted kids' faces as a magician roamed through the crowd performing tricks. Information booths offering pamphlets about air pollution, recycling, and global warming competed with the music blaring across Russell lawn. Children and students frolicked in the sun, celebrating the gifts of the planet. And when the last hot dog was eaten and the last Coke can recycled. Earth Day 1992 was history. But what did it accomplish? Does having a day set aside to celebrate the planet open people's eyes to the damage we are causing to it? "1 would hope it raises an awareness," said Christopher Hill, a professor of environmental history. "The slogan 'Think Globally, Act Locally' makes a lot of sense .... It has to start locally because big business won't do it unless pressured widi diat." Eaith Day 1990, the 20th anniversary of die first Earth Day, was a media circus nationwide. Since then, said Hill, interest has been dropping off. 'There was a better turnout than last year [at LHU] but nodiing could top 1990." "It concerns me that there is this syndrome where people think 'I threw my cans away two years ago and now I don't have to worry about it for another 20 years." Hill was quick to add that students should be praised for their involvement in the Earth Day celebrations. "Everyone did something in 1990," said Hill. "But I know of no other place diat is keeping the yearly tradition. That's something LHU should be proud of." Dr. Patricia Hill Collins will speak in the Hall of Flags conceming the politics of Black feminist thought, 10 a.m. Free admission LHU Choir and Soloists present die Spring Sing concert. Price Perfromance Center 8 p.m. Free admission Thursday and Friday, April 23 and 24 Greenpeace speaker enlightens students about our planet At die end of a day which celelvated the importance of our planet, Greenpeace speaker Chris Childs used die occasion of his Earth Day speech in Ulmer Planetarium Saturday to emphasize his organizauon's vital part in forcing the French government to abandon its highly controversial nuclear test program in the South Pacific. Childs, referring to France's decision last week to halt detonations of underground nuclear weapons at Muraroa Atoll, emphasized Greenpeace's role in bringing World condemnauon to France for its lesung policy. "It was worth the effort, and even wordi die sacrifice of Fernando Pererra's life," said Childs. Pererra was a photographer killed aboard the Greenpeace ship Rainbow Warrior, which was blown up and sunk by French secret service agents in Auckland Harbor, New Zealand, in 1985. The ship had been due to sail to Muraroa Atoll to disrupt French nuclear tests, before being destroyed. Fortunately, the French agents were caught and convicted, and the French government had to pay millions in compensation to Greenpeace and to New Zealand, said Childs. Despite the loss of Tonight April 17 Thursday April 23 Hill added diat he has received positive feedback from some of his students who teach high school students. "I'm told that diey [the high school students] have a better understanding of the environment and 1 think Earth Day has something to do by Dougie Bicket Eagle Eye Features Editor f\5^(©/JT}2?a die ship, Greenpeace had continued to disrupt French nuclear testing. Facing constant harassment and physical abuse from die French, he continued, Greenpeace continued to disrupt France's operations in the South Pacific, putting pressure on Paris which culminated in last week's decision to halt all nuclear testing. The news was particularly pleasing to Greenpeace, which had, since 1973, waged a continual and bitter struggle against the French in die Pacific, first to stop atmospheric atomic testing, and now to halt all nuclear tests. This decision was the latest in a long line of environmental victories for Greenpeace, according to Childs, a former actor, teacher, and photographer who has become a fulltime speaker for the group. He gave over the remainder of his speech to relating these victories to the audience, his story accompanied by a compelling slide show. "Lesson number one; take your best shot," is the credo which Greenpeace has stood by since its formation, according to Childs. In the hushed environment of Ulmer Planetarium — a particularly apt location to talk about die planet — Childs told the story of Greenpeace, and its 20 years of campaigns to protect the environment. He talked of the numerous threats to die health of the planet and its creatures. Childs illustrated the spirit of Greenpeace widi slide shows, at the beginning and end of die talk, which summed up the organiza- tion's quest for a beUer world, as well as emphasizing the sheer beauty of our planet He hammered home die message that the future was in our hands. "You are changing die Earth for die better," he insisted, citing die huge stiides made by the environmentalist movement in die last 20 years. He finished his talk on a positive note, pointing out one final environmental victory which Greenpeace had helped to achieve — the agreement by world powers not to explore the continent of Antartica for oil and valuable minerals. This, he said, was die first step in making the continent a World Park, to be protected from human exploitation and held for future generations. Reader's Theatre pesentation of two works, "Who Am I This Time" and "Miss Temptation," by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and adapted by Dr. Denys Gary, Countdown Theatre at 5 p.m. Free admission Sunday April 26 18di Annual President's Concert, Price Performance Center, 3 p.m. Have a great Spring Holiday everybody! Enjoy yourself! End of semester crunch is just ahead 8 Eagle Eye Friday, April 17,1992 IM(!J]§S^ WLHU TOrTKN ALBUMS 1. Various Artists Wayne's World 2. Ugly Kid J w As Ugly As They Wann,-, Be 3- Ramunes Loco Live 4. P.sychefunkapus Skin 5. FIvis Hitler Supersadomasochisticexpi alidacious 6. Nitzerebb Ebhhead 7. They Might IJe Giants Apollo 18 8. Celtic Frost Parched With Thirst Am I And Dying 9. The Cure Wish 10. The Beautiful Storybook SupersadomasoWHAT? This weehfs pick Elvis Hitler Supersadomasochis ticexpialidocious by Ryan Ritter Eagle Eye Music Critic Will wonders never cease? Not only is there a new Elvis Hitler album — Supersadomasochisticexpialidocious — but the radio station actually has a copy. And here I thought diey broke up. Actually, TOP FIVE S I N ( ; L E S here is one case where 1 owe Matt an apology. This album should be something we both like (these 1. Psychefunkapus wonders just keep on coming), "Surfin" On Jupiter" meaning, of course, it leans more 2. Ugly Kid .Joe " Everything About Vou" dian a bit towards metal. Elvis Hider has followed a simi3. Queen lar evolution as die band Suicidal " Bohemian Rhap.sody" Tendencies — originally punk in 4. Elvis liiUer emphasis, but gradually merging "Yummy, Yummy, into metal. Yvintniy" In the early days of Elvis Hider, 5. Mr. Big their music was a strange blend of »ToB«- With Vi»u" 1/3 punk, 1/3 metal and 1/3 rockabilly, with some basic blues thrown in for fun. After several years off, diis Detroit trio has emerged with their finest musical production yet. Where previously they seemed to play just for the fun of it, they have refined dieir talents and become a tighdy organized unit. Another important change, noting the band's new serious atti- The return of Seattle music scene Rock Scene U^^^^^bUdUiUi^A^^ This weeks picks Alice In Chains and My Sistefs Machine by Matt Walsh Eagle Eye Music Critic The word is in — the Mariners are going to stay in SeatUe. And what better way to celebrate than with anodier great Seatde music review. There are two more SeatUe albums I wanted to review before the end of the semester. Both are similar in style, so rather dian review each individually and sound redundant, I will cram both into one packed review. Most of you are probably familiar with the Seatde music scene by now. These Seatde grunge bands can be separated into two categories. One category, consisting of previous reviewees such as Soundgarden, Nirvana, and Gruntruck, is a litde punk based. The other category is more rock based than the other, which is where diis article is directed. A few years ago, a large group of friends got together and formed two band«, Alice In Chains and My Sister's Machine. Alice In Chains were the first to break into the scene with their 1990 debut album Facelift. The album spent a long time on the college charts. Alice In Chains are back widi a new E.P., SAP. This 5 song E.P. is mosUy accoustical tracks featuring special guests from odier Seatde bands. Heart's Ann Wilson joins on the tracks "Brodier" and "Am I Inside," while members of Soundgarden and Mudhoney join on "Right Tum" (preformed by Alice Mudgarden, as it says in the liner notes). The other uacks are "Got Me Wrong," and a surprise fifth song not mentioned on the album. It's sort of a goofy jam session where die band members make various flatulence noises and odier weird diings. As a whole, this album has a psychedelic / classic rock feel to it, making it accessible for any music fan. It's a E.P., therefore it's cheap and well worth every penny of it. The recession is no excuse not to get this album. About a year and a half after die debut of Alice In Chains, their counterparts My Sister's Machine break in with dieir debut album Diva. My Sister's Machine's sound on this album is very similar to Facelift (what do yo'i expect, they helped form Alice In Chains!), but with a more alternative edge. The first single and video is "I'm Sorry." My favorite song on die album is "I Hate You," a song about how you're unsure feelings for a woman (or man) drive you crazy (a song I can quite easily relate to). Other notable tracks include "Walk All Over You," "Hands And Feet," "Diva," and "Monster Box." This album is on a smaller record label, so it might be harder to find. My Sister's Machine are also reported to be playing at Bonnie's Roxx in Atco, New Jersey on March 24ih, so don't miss it. Speaking of Seattle, Soundgarden will be playing at the Trocadero in Philly on May 10th. Soundgarden and Pearl Jam are also believed to be part of this summer's Lollapalooza II tour. Next Week: I know I said last week that I was going to review something deep in die gutter of metal, but it was so deep I couldn't reach iL It will be next week, I promise. tude, is the lead singer dropping the pseudonym, Elvis Hitler, for his real name Jim Leedy. Now Leedy, along with the Defever brothers, John and Warren, have dropped the punk and rockabilly influence and play straight ahead hard ball rock and roll. One interesting thing is that their song lyrics have not changed all that much. They still retain the highly charged punk attitude of ulua-violence, most of which they direct towards ex-girlfriends. One of the absolute best tracks is the darkly humorous "Shotgun Shell." Just listen: "I got a date widi my baby and a shotgun shell/ I'm gonna take her riding then blow her to..." Now, dicy don't really condone domestic violence, but these loud obnoxious songs provide a fantasy release for the emotions we all get from time to time. Also a potential classic is the riotous remake of the groovy Sixties song "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I Got Love In My Tummy)." It sound much better as a metal song — pretty rare for a remake. Another welcome element I'm glad they kept is the inclusion of two instrumental blues songs on this album, and now diat they have improved their technical ability "Dickweed," and "Flat Head Boogie," are all die more enjoyable. By refining their style and talents, Elvis Hitler has managed to cram even more energy and excitement into a more streamlined package. I like it, even though it's metal. Maybe now they will attract a bigger and better audience. Like I said above, I bet even Matt will like it Choir and soloists perform diverse repertoire Members of the L H U Choir rehearse for Thursday evening's performance in Price (photo courtesy of Public Relations). From Mozart, to Berstein, to Motown, the 45 voices of die Lock Haven University Choir and Soloists will present a diverse repetoire to their audience on Thursday evening in Price Performance Center at 8 p.m. Under die direction of Professor Gary Renzelman, the 27 students from the Introduction to Singing class wdl join the choir for several Motown selections and Renzelman's composition "Summer's Here." Selections from Broadway musicals will include such popular songs as "Some Enchanted Eve- ning" from South Pacific and soloists will recreate moments from My Fair Lady, Kiss Me Kate, and Sweeny Todd. Soloist Katie Scherer, a graduating senior, will perform a soprano solo from Mozart's "Ridente La Calma." This will be Scherer's last perfromance widi the Choir. "Throughout college I have experience some great singing," said Scherer. "Professor Renzelman has offered me guidance and has been a great help to me. I've enjoyed working widi him tremedously." ^C(^mm^m9(Qiii^ Friday, April 17,1992 Eagle Eye 9 Sex: the breakfast of champions read says that every time you have sex widi somebody, you are sleeping with everybody that person has slept widi in the past. If diat's die case, I guess some of my friends are cuddling up with "Who's Who In Amencan Colleges." Personally, I've always been more afraid of becoming a parent dian I am of contracting (£ a disease. I figure being a parent is a tough job, Steven Infanti although the U70uts are probably a lot of fun. My friends used to I'm not an expert on love but I poke fun at me about do know it comes in spurts. Is it a my sexual stupidity. law dial you have to date people They told me condoms that are no good for you? I had a were used to keep your cigarettes group of men and women tell me dry. I realized this was a lie when they like dieir dates to be a challenge. They like the chase. They diey sent me into a drugstore to The salesperson don't want somebody who is go- get some. slapped my face when I told her I ing to be easy to please. I guess that means if you exploit your needed one big enough to fit a date's insecurities, treat men like "Camel." What's a slut? People are aldirt, lie, cheat, steal and be a general idiot to them, you can have a ways calling odier people sluts. There are male and female sluts. happy relationship. I was never into the chase. I It's diis tag we hang on people to don't even like jogging and I re- label them. I diink we hang diis fuse to chase after some girl like a label on members of the opposite dog after a moving car. If I want I sex because diey have something challenge I'll try to balance my we want but aren't going to get. A slut is somebodj- who sleeps with checkbook. everybody but you. Safe sex! Safe sex! Safe sex! I have my own problems getting Everywhere I look these days it's safe sex. It's just too bad die sex dates so I don't like to criticize isn't with me. A pamphlet I've other people for getting too many. When I get a girl I become jealous CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND when she hangs out with her male when they're dead. friends. I don't trust men because "A relationship has to age like a I know how I am. All men (my- fine wine." Great, diat explains self included) are slime, but it's why one of my girlfriends kept not our fault. The problem is in trying to lock me in the cellar. our genes and in our jeans. If my A recent study shows diat vigorgirifriend diinks I'm going to let ous sex can reduce your cholesterol level by the same amount as eating one serving of oat bran. Guess that means you can lower your cholesterol by either eating or sowing wild oats. Sex and breakfast have gone hand in hand for many years. Doctors have explained diat some cereals contain certain chemicals that affect your sex drive. I'm trying to test this study. I can now be found at bars offering to buy women bowls of cereal inher hang around widi somebody stead of drinks. else like me, she's crazy. Another study alleges that cafI'm no fool. All my life people feine leads to an increase in sexuhave told me love makes you stu- al activity in the elderly. Does it pid. Wouldn't it be wiser for me mean diey're getting more sex or to just fool around a lot so my just not falling asleep during it? mind stays sharp? If love has all Doctors say people who eat die answers couldn't 1 raise a lot foods that are low in fat but rich of interesting questions with sex? in fiber have better sex lives. Pork As far as children go, I've seen and beans are low in fat and high children. I've gone to places in fiber but they produce some where children were present. I side effects that would negate any know how I behaved as a child chance you might have of putting and 1 have nieces and nephews. the doctors' dieory to the test. Did you ever wonder why some Just when 1 thought I'd heard animals eat dieir young? the last of die cholesterol studies, "Relationships take time. You a new one has emerged saying oat have to nurture them like a plant." bran won't lower your cholesterol Plants are easier to talk to, you'll level. never lose an argument to one, What about vigorous sex? Will and they're easier to get rid of it still be die right thing to do? My friends told me condoms were used to keep cigarettes dry." The scourge of Lock Haven: ride-by shoutings STRANGER THAN FICTION Travis Prebble There is no doubt diat crime has been on a steady rise diroughout the history of the United States. In die first stages of our nation's founding, crime consisted of throwing tea overboard and stealing die powdered wigs of die upper class (made of real hair, by die way). 150 years later, prohibition proved that crime does pay. Al Capone showed us all that you can kill as many people as necessary so long as you pay your taxes. Even the aforementioned crimes took place "behind die curtain." Who would have dreamed of crime and terror taking place during die day? What a concept! Well, looks like die litUe people of luKk Haven have discovered die ultimate mediod of daytime terrorism: ride-by-shoutings. No, it's not a typo. Ride-byshoutings: die tool of criminals who cannot afford handguns, automobiles, or intelligence. Beware of diese pre-pubescent Hell's Angels riding dieir BMX bikes towards your person. Still don't know who these guys are? Somewhere in this town there lies a factory. Its product, however, is nothing normal like furniture or paper; instead, it produces children (usually male) who are programmed widi die belief diat playing games like "chicken" is fun and exciting. Now, don't think diat these kids are limited in their talents, because diey can also effectively lie, cheat, and steal. Normally, I wouldn't worry about such children. They usually just run into each odier and selfdesti-uct, exploding in a puff of profanity, heavy metal t-shirts, and baseball caps. But, I feel diat I must bring their phenomenon to die attention of you, the humble readers, for diey cause a direat to society as we remember it. Let's first look at their major component: die bicycle. For die benefit of diose of you who are not familiar widi diis mechanism, a bicycle is a two-wheeled machine used primarily for manpowered locomotion. It is also the main form of transportation for all persons under 16. An innocent contraption, if used properly. When used by die loca juveniles, the bicycle becomes a mountable battering ram, capable of knocking dov/n anything in its padi. And what, do you suppose, do am as close to being Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hannibal Lecter is to being a vegetarian" they choose as their target? Why, anything capable of walking on two feet, of course (namely me). Verbal skills also play an important part in any ride-byshouting. For example, while being run down by two rapscallions, the following words were shouted in my general direction: "Butthead" and "Asshole." This shows their fascination widi die posterior The final word on Earth Day '92 Lori Packer Eardi Day 1992 has come and gone with not much fanfare. The national news carried only the smallest token reports on die subject and dien die environment just kind of faded into die background where most people find it most comfortable. Nobody wants to think about the inevitable desffuction of the planet. It's depressing and, surprising, it doesn't make very good news. Sometimes I don't understand why that is. Eardi Day is not a day to wallow in gloom and doom, walking around widi furrowed brows thinking about global warming, ozone depletion and die end of life as we know it. Earth Day is a day to celebrate the beauty diat surrounds us and to leam how we must take care of it for ourselves and our children. "For some reason, thinking about the future is repugnant to most human beings." But for some reason, diinking end of the human anatomy. This fascination may be a result of die about the future is repugnant to fact that their gluteus maximi most human beings. The future is were currenUy being invaded by a scary and unpleasant. The ironic seat diat would make straddling a tiling is diat die future wouldn't tightrope seem inviting. One of be so unsettling if we actually them did, however, refer to me as took die time to consider it when "Schwarzenegger." Anyone who we do some of the diings we do. knows me is aware of the fact that It only takes one second to think I am as close to being Arnold to yourself "Wait, can diis be reSchwarzenegger as Hannibal cycled?" or "I Think I'll walk to Lecter is to being a vegetarian. school instead of driving." The How much intelligence does problem is that nobody does diis. this task require? Once you leam, I can't for the life of me underyou never forget. It's kind of like stand why. I find it hard to beriding a bike. Actually, diat's ex- lieve diat people simply don't actly what it is. The routine is care. It has to be something else. simple: ride dangerously close to Maybe people are just lazy. Mayan individual with your mouth be people don't realize that some open, shout a profanity of your of die things you can do to help choice, veer away before die vic- die planet are so simple that diere tim gets a chance to kick die bike. is simply no excuse fw not doing What more could a Nintendo play- diem. That is where Eardi Day ing, tobacco chewing 13-year-old comes in. possibly want to do on a nice, sunEveryone should take advantage ny day? "Nodiin'." of the great opportunity diat Earth The future looks bleak, my Day offers and celebrate the only friends. These children will grow known planet that can sustain life. up and will still believe diat play- Earth I)ay is not only one day. ing "chicken" is die fun diing to It's an attitude — a sense of bedo. Not only that, but they'll have longing to something much larger automobiles as well. Have you dian yourself and a respect that any idea what diis means? That's compels you to protect it. We need to grasp this concept before right; insurance rates will go up. So next time you see diese kids we're left widi nodiing but our harassing pedestrians, do society a own regrets and our children's shame. favor: kick dieir bikes over. 10 Eagle Eye Friday, April 17.1992 ,IF(^^i}(ij]m^^ New play tells it "As Is" "Mth Lisa LavegUa Aries (March 21 - April 19) If you don't stop drinking soda, you will lose a shoe in a strange and mysterious way. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Find a Slinky and go play in Raub nnii. by Rachel Hosterman Eagle Eye Features Reporter As Is, winner of die 1985 Tony Award for best Broadway play, will be performed by selected members of Professor's Virginia Martin's Feminism in Literature class. The student production will be held April 24 and 25 at 8 p.m. in the Countdown Theater in Sloan Fine Arts Center. Martin, producer of the play, said As Is portrays the many facets of homosexuality in society in a very human way, radier dian focusing on AIDS. "It's one thing to accept homosexuals as homosexuals, but you have to accept them for everydiing diey do, and that offends some people," said Martin. A gritty and hard-hiuing drama. As Is has garnered several other awards including the Drama E>esk Award for outstanding play, an Obie Award for distinguished playwrighUng and diree Ace Awards, including one for best drama. Director Thomm Yost, a junior speech communications and theater major, said the drama is extremely well-written and designed to make the audience diink. "It's about someone you love dying," he said, "and how you go on living afterwards.'.' "Hoffman [the playwright] chose to use AIDS as a springboard to explore human emotions, but he could have just easily used Gemini (May 21 - June 20) A large number of people of the opposite sex will be planning your untimely death. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Remember... A sexy smile can accomplish many things. Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) Crack open all colored eggs carefully. The Easter Bunny will be leaving you a raw one. Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) Although bendy sU'aws are very confusing, you must keep trying to figure them out. Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) A bedroom clock with a second hand can be detrimental to your love life. Stay away from them. Thomm Yost and Ryan Ritter (1. to r.), two of the leading actors in "As Is." (photo by Dougie Bicket). cancer or another disease," Yost added. The production will help inform students and community members alike about homosexuality while dispelling die myths surrounding AIDS. Stephanie Larison, a graduate student at the University participating in the play, said, "I diink people are curious about AIDS and they want to be informed." As Is wdl be the first play in the history of the University to be produced through Professor's Martin's feminism class. The play itself, however, was presented at the University five years ago. Also directed by Yost, die 1987 production currendy holds the record for the largest audience attendance in die University's Countdown Thea- Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) A tribe of Iranian pygmies will stage an attack on your refrigerator. ter. Dr. Daniel Shaw, associate professor of philosophy at the University, acted in the 1987 production and strongly believes in the relevance of die 1992 version of As Is. "With gay bashing up nationwide and heterosexuals finally realizing that they are threatened too. As Is is even more contemporary than when it was first produced at the University," said Shaw. "It's important to perform the play again," explained Yost, "because people are afraid to talk about AIDS today." Both performances are free to students and the commiuiity is invited to attend. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 22) There is a worm in Bentley who will lose his home if you eat any apples. Don't make him homeless. Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 19) Railroad tracks will bring you bad luck this week. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Slow and steady wins the race ... and will keep you coherent and standing a little longer too. Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20) It's not nice to make fun of other people's stupidity. Spanish theater feature students by Rachel Hosterman Eagle Eye Features Reporter Drama, humor, revenge, jealousy and insanity will surround the University courtesy of the Hispanic Theater class. Four one-act plays from Cuba, Mexico and Spain will be presented on Thursday, April 23 at 7 p.m. in Raub Hall 106. Dr. Peter Podol, professor of Spanish and chairperson of the Foreign Languages Department, is directing die 13 students who will perform the dramas totally in Spanish. According to Podol, the plays can be enjoyed by non-Spanish speakers and students of Spanish alike because detailed plot summaries in English will be included in the playbill. "I've been told that non-Spanish speaking students and theater majors in the past have enjoyed these productions," said Podol. "It gives people a chance to concen- ARENT. trate on the non-verbal aspects of games," addea Podol. Spanish feminist Paloma Pedretheater," he added. Students in Podol's class have ro's 1988 play, Resguardo Per(Persoruil Receipt/ been rehearsing about two to diree sonal hours per week outside of class Protection) deals with modem atfor the entire semester in prepara- titudes between men and women tion for this month's performance. stemming from a failed marriage. Traditional method acting tech- "This play is humorous," exniques were used, said Podol, and plained Podol, "but it's an uncomthe student actors were responsi- fortable kind of humor." El Censo (The Census), by Mexble for writing detailed biographies of their characters in Span- ico's Emilio Carbadillo, explores the Mexican fear of authority ish. "When students make the lines while carrying a su-ong social part of themselves, they become message. The last production of this kind part of the language," Podol exat the University took place in plained. Each play will focus on a 1988 and the cast received posiunique aspect of Hispanic life, and tive feedback from student and fathe program ranges from plays culty alike. Mr. Robert Mullen, written in the 1950's '60s and associate professor of Spanish, at'80s to a sixteenth century farce tended die 1988 production and written be Lope de Rueda called said that the student actors improved their Spanish abilities conLas Aceitunas (The Olives). The other plays include Juego siderably. 'These productions give stude Damas (Ladies At Play), a black comedy with a rather maca- dents good experience and imbre ending, written by Cuban prove their confidence with die playwright Julio Matas. 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Friday, April 17,1991 EagieEye IF^^a^m^^ 11 Wallowing in green Jell-o Orchestra, Chorus "Pops" concert proves a crowd pleaser by Ethan Lyie Eagle Eye Features Reporter The Lock Haven Community Orchestra and Chorus preformed their 24th Anniversary Spring "Pops" Concert on Sunday in Roger's Gymnasium for a crowd of approximately 125 students, faculty and Lock Haven residents. The orchestra performed several numbers including scenes from the opera Carmen, the Main Theme from Star Trek, and The Pink Panther Theme. The Women's Ensemble of the chorus sang such numbers as "It's My Party" and "Blowin' In The Wind." Freshman Jim Slack, who attended the concert, said, "The concert was interesting; the music was from several different generations, so I was able to identify with many of the selections." Robert D. Lynch, die conductor of the orchestra, said, "The concert went very well. I was pleased with die crowd; it took us both awhile to warm up though." Lynch, who holds a Master of Music Education from Duquense University and is the Assistant to the President. Lynch added that next year he hopes to hold the concert in die PUB expansion's multipurpose room, but he wants die concert to return to Roger's Gym after it is renovated, because of the special atmosphere in die gym. Music Professor Glenn Hosterman, who T w o unidentified students slam, squirm and struggle (while still retaining their dignity) in a ring full of gelatin. The event was part of the Spring W e e k program planned by the Residence Hall Association, (photo by Travis Prebble). Nuketown 1 ^ NIGHIMAI^rcohtrnyes on by Ken is a member of die orchestra saidt "The concert was very well played and received by an enthusiastic audience and continued the orchestra's tradition of good music." The orchestra was organized in February of 1968; they play many kinds of music, from show tunes and light classics to selections from their symphonic repertoire. The orchestra presents several concerts a year and combines with the chorus at least twice "The concert was very well played and received by an enthusiastic audience and continued the traditon of good music." - Professor Glenn Hosterman a year to give a concert in which they perform together. The Lock Haven Community Chorus was founded in 1971. They perform music ranging from novelty numbers to choral masterpieces and have produced a record entitled "Let Me Share My Music." «> ' f<^-- fs " ' « /v m Newquist 'HTe. 'P^^Crrr>ppoinlments by signing the appointment form on the door outside of RLC 216. Sunday Dinner at the Newman Center every week at 5 pjn. free to LHU students. Call 7488592 to reserve a plate. WANTED Small microwave, dorm refrigerator, and a small color TV. Must be in good condidon. Call Jen at 893- 3697. FOR RENT Two bedroom apt downtown Lock Haven. Heat and water incl. Available June 1st Call Fitness Unlimited 748-4164. To Andi and Michelle: We will make you proud. 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ALL leases will include the following clause: The residential unit that ia lo be occupied by the tenant is cuirently under constniction. Landlord guatintees that the unit will be completed so that it can be occupied prior to the Stan of classes at Lock Haven Universityin August o f 1992. In the event that the unit is not completed, landlord will secure suitable or equal housing for the tenant or the landlord will return all money paid by the tenAnt. The tenant will be the sole interpreter for "suitable or equal housing" condition wluch must also be provided at a cost not to exceed the prices stated in the lease document. Tenants will retain the sole right to relocate to Campus Village when the unit is complete. Rental Payment Schedule--rent is payable by the semester, with approximate due dates as indicated: ''Security Deposit w/Application -$200.00 '*Advance Rental Deposit Paid w/Application—$150.00 TOTAL DUE WITH APPLICATION-$350.00 •Balarice of Fall Semester due no later than July 15,1992 ""Spring Semester Rental due no later than December IS, 1992. In the event of a cancellation, payment is non-refundable unless tenant secures replacement. Landlord will make effort to assist. Friday, AJMII 17.1992 EagieEye 13 Rugby slips to Penn State 22-13 by Keith Wetherhold Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The Rugby club traveled to Penn State University on April II where they lost a controversial decision, 22-13. Penn State started the scoring late in the first half on a call by the referee that set the pace for the game. The try was awarded, despite the arguments from team captain Punch Morishita. The conversion was good, making the scare 6-0. Penn State increased its lead by scoring a second try and conversion with only minutes remaining in the half, making the score 12-0. The Haven came out fired up iar the second half, keeping the game defensive for the first IS minutes. They threatened to score many times, but questionable calls by the referee once again brought the team down. This led to Penn State scoring another try mid-way through the second half. The conversion missed, making the score 16-0. The Haven finally got on the board with a 20-meter run by newcomer Steve Bodnar. The conversion by L'Amoreaux was good, cutting the lead to 16-6, Just minutes later, the Haven was awarded a penalty kick for offsides and r(X}kie Tim Peters put the ball through to make it 16-9. Just as the boys were mounting another attack, a mishandled ball gave Penn State their final try of the day. The kick was good and the Nittany Lions increased their lead to 22-9. But the Haven was dead. With only a few minutes remaining in the game, forward Jesse Deutsch took a tough pass in for the try from ten meters out. The kick by L'Amoreaux missed, finishing the score at 22-13. Coach Carrie Ohol commented, 'The referee was definitely one-sided in his calls. He is one of Penn State's coaches; they can't stand to lose to a small college like us. "We played a good, solid game. Hopefully this will carry over to next season." In the "B" game, the Haven dropped a close match to the Nittany Lions, 6-0. Finriy Reider lead cycling team On April 5, two of the Cycling team's top cyclists continued the team's ride to victory with a gold at Blcx)msburg and a silver at Slippery Rock. Jeffrey Finn traveled to Blcximsburg for the Paceline Time Trial citizen race. Despite strong headwinds on the seven mile course, Finn ux>k the gold medal with a time of 19 minutes 10 seconds. His closest competitor was 24 seconds behind. Tluit same day, Cameron Reider raced in the Slippery RcKk University Criterium. Reider finished in second place overall. On April 11 and 12 the team went to the West Point to compete against top teams in the northeastern states. It started Sativday morning with a 10mile criterium with wet, slick turns from the morning rain. After five laps, Reider moved into the front of the pack. However, Reider couldn't maintain that position and the criterium ended with Reider taking third. The next morning was the two mile uphill time trial. The final time trial standings showed Reider placing sixth with a time of 8:01.33 and Finn placing in the top 20 with a time of 8:49. Only three hours later, the road race started for a 16 mile loop. Reider, Finn, Rich Nicholson and Mike Kelly joined the first pack . The field started to split once more taking its toll on those who were not fit to climb. Near the top, the field began to string out and split into two packs. Kelly and Finn were in the chase group and Reider managed to stay in the lead pack. Reider finished sixth overall. Kelly finished in a small group not far behind and Finn and Nicholson finished with the second pack. On April 12, Troy Klinger, Joe Gass and Robert Detrorie, three of the Haven's mountain bike cyclists went to the Cobum Mountain Bike Race. The rocky, single track was 28 miles long having three mountain climbs. Klinger finished with a time of 1:49.57 as he crossed a three foot deep stream to finish. Klinger finished 16th overall in a field of SOO mountain cyclists. 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I.-c. to enter into a lease asreement. nor is this in asrwment t; lease. Playoffs start in hockey and water polo by Theresa Gomes Special to the Eagle Eye Floor hockey and water polo finals started play this week. Water polo teams qualifying for the championship games were AXA-B, Cockpit, Pi-A, BLOC, and AXAA. Cockpit and LCA-A will be battling it out for the championships. Teams qualifying for the floor hockey championships were TKE-A, Clueless, AXA-B, The Who, AXA-A, Pi-A, AXP-A, and AZ4>. The winners will be announced next week. Tuna Eaters and The Cave are doing well in softball. Other winners in the last two weeks are the Pi, Bad News II, Crunch and Munch, and the Stingers. Indcmr soccer winners include Yellow Snow, Ourselves, Zwhee's Crew and the Wallbangers. The Kicks, Bayem Munchen and Mixed Results have an undefeated record so far. Any questions regarding upcoming games, call die IM office at 2096. 14 EagieEye Friday. April 17, 1992 SPQRTS Gilbert breaks two school records at Shippensburg by Shawn Liddick Eagle Eye Sports Editor Not only did the lady harriers capture six place finishes, one of them snatched first and another broke two school records during a spectacular performance at the Shippensburg University Invitational. Freshman future-star Tina Gilbert smashed those records when she broke the lOO record held by Diane Olsen. Olsen's time of 12.8 seconds was set in 1984. The 200 record was held by Lori Lingenfelter. Lingenfelter's time of 26.9 was set in 1989. She finished fourth in the 100 meter dash (12.73 seconds) and eighth in the 200 meter dash (26.84 seconds), qualifying her for the PSAC championships in both events. The Haven's only gold for the day came MfHMH Freshman Tina Gilbert broke two school records in one meet (photo courtesy of Sports Infornuxtion). from Patti Smoker, who jumped back into form and cleared the bar at 5* 5", just missing her indoor mark of 5' 7 1/2". Amanda Nixon also qualified for the PSAC championships in the Discus with a throw of 120' 6". Other place finishers for the Lady Eagles were Pam Sheppard in the 10,000 (third), Tracy Trapp in the javelin (fourth), and Leslie Kc^p in the long jump (fifth). Head coach Mark Elliston said that die Lady Eagles' performance was "Great! Tina did an exceptional job. She is definitely making herself a force to be dealt with in the sprints among the conference as a freshman. "Patti is getting it back together in the high jump, just missing 5' 7 1/2" which is great. "Pam Sheppard is really coming on in the 10,000. She was just 11 seconds off of a PSAC qualifying time. It's a shame to run for 40 minutes and miss by that much, but she'll get it soon," stated Elliston. The men's team didn't fare as well, placing only two of its members in the meet. Glen Allison placed fourth in the high jump with a leap of 6' 2 3/4" and Kevin Wheeler placed third in the 800 meter dash with a time of 1:57.41 Ken May did not place but still qualified for the PSAC championships in the 400 intermediate hurdles with a time of 57.85 'The men are getting it together. Kevin Wheeler is strong in the 800 meters. We just have a few people battling injuries. We still have time for performance to pick up and qualify a few more for PSAC's." Batmen sweep double headers from Slippery Rock, Clarion by Robert Heller Eagle Eye Sports Reporter "We are the top dog right now, and people are going to come shooting at us," said head coach Paul "Smokey" Stover after a very successful week of baseball by his Bald Eagle team. The Bald Eagle batmen swept double headers from the number 16 team in the countty (Division II), Slippery Rock, and Clarion last week moving their record to 94. That is three more victories than all of last year. 'The biggest (change from last year) is that this year they believe in themselves," said Stover. "Since we came back against Edinboro with four runs with two outs in the bottom of the seventh to win it; that was the turning point" Stover also attributes this years success to hard work, hustle, discipline, and a new attitude. The hard working Eagles took both ends of the double header at Slippery Rock on Saturday by scores of 6-4 and 8-3. Greg Strouse threw a complete game giving up seven hits, two eamed runs while striking out three and walking none. The Haven scored six runs on 10 hits. Bob Miller went 2-4 with two doubles and a run scored, while Strouse helped himself with two hits of his own and an RBI. The Rock looked to eam a split by knocking out starling Bald Eagle pitcher Steve Smith in a three-run third inning to give them a 3-2 lead in the second game. Reliever Kevin Smith came in and shot down the Rockets hitters allowing only one hit and one run in the last 4 2/3 innings. The Bald Eagles came back to win it with two runs in each the fifth, sixth, and seventh innings. It was Miller leading the offensive surge once again going 3-3 with two RBI and a run scored. Aaron Tiracorda, Bryan Wenner and Rob Wright recorded two hits each. The Haven took their momentum into Clarion and outscored them 35-5 in the two games. The Bald Eagles won the first game 20-0 and the second 15-5. Brett Stehr went six innings striking out three and walking none, while giving up six hits, one eamed mn. K. Smith swung the big stick for the Haven going 4-5 with four mns scored and a whopping five RBI. Two of those hits were homemns. Dan Wiggins went 2-5 with five RBI and two runs scored and Strouse was 1-3 with a triple three RBI and three runs scored. The second game was more of the same as the Bald Eagles out hit Clarion 15-10 en route to their 15-5 victory. Bill Breen scattered 10 hits over seven innings giving up two eamed runs while striking out three and walking two. Miller did it again going 4-4 with two RBI and three mns scored while Wiggins went 3-4 with three RBI and two runs scored. Strouse swung the big stick as well going 2-2 with five RBI and a ran scored, and Stiner pitched in with three hits of his own. After this incredible batting onslaught, the Bald Eagle batmen currently lead the nation for mns scored in NCAA Division II play. Bald Eagle hooters finish spring season at Bloomshurg by Heather Fernsler Eagle Eye Sports Reporter Wrapping up a superb spring season on Sunday, the soccer team was victorious at a season finale soccer tournament at Bloomsburg University. The hooters outscored their six tournament opponents 21-3 by playing some outstanding soccer. The Bald Eagles breezed by their first four opponents, Ljjcoming, Bucknell (club team), Bloomsburg, and Swarthmore, with scores of 3-0, 3-0,1-O and 4-0 respectively. The semi-final game piued the Eagles against PSAC-West rival California, whom "We always try to put the fear of God into our performances versus conference rivals." - assistant coach Phil Stevenson on the team's semi-final against California University during the Bloomsburg toumament. they handled easily, defeating them 4-0. According to assistant coach Phil Stevenson, there was incentive to play better against the conference rival. "We always try to put the fear of God into our performances verses conference opponents. There's an added intensity, and we just play harder," Stevenson said. Looks like the plan worked. In the final, the hooters faced Bucknell University, who attempted to make a solid *Un for the tourney title, but could not han- dle the Eagles' pressure. They held off the Bisons, winning 6-3. Matt Ford and Mark White led the Eagle attack, each tallying seven toumament goals. Chris Cassidy finished with four, Adrian Blewitt with two, and Trevor Warner added one, the lone goal in the Bloomsburg victory. "Everyone's looking forward to the fall," said Rob Thompson, who also had a phenomenal toumament, recording five shutouts, which he modestly attributed mostly to the smothering Eagle defense. Stevenson felt that Mau Ford came along the most this spring season. "He's gained confidence and has gone above and beyond what we've asked." Stevenson also said that Casey Reed and Mark White established themselves, and will be a driving force for next year's team, along with Blewitt, who has gotten into the role of next year. The Bald Eagles finished the spring season with a pointed 29-3-2 record. "Hopefully we can take it into next season," said Ford. At the rate they're going, looks like there will be a ring on someone's finger. SPeRTS Friday, April 17,1992 Eagle Eye 15 Lacrosse team overpowers East Stroudsburg 14-2 by Greg Cetti Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The lacrosse team has been hurting latelyphysically, but has improved the record by defeating East Stroudsburg and Washington and Lee. The Eagles got off to a rough start this season, due to massive injuries to starting defensive players which haunted the team. To begin with, Tara Igou was lost for the season, when she went down with a stress fracture in her back. Three rolled their ankles, forcing them to miss recent games and Ann Whitlock was injured in the Millersville game. With most of the injuries healed, Roun's squad was scheduled to play East Stroudsburg last Saturday at home. They exploded with their offense which had stmggled in previous games. Elizabeth Heit got it going by scoring one minute in. Deidre Kipp scored two minutes later and Jen Uter added one to give the Haven an early 3-0 lead. Bonomo shot and scored at the 18:45 mark, and 21 seconds later, Heit scored her second and third giving her the hattrick and Michele Blundin scored a minute later. At the 11:58 mark Deidre Kipp scoredone to made it an 8-0 for the Lady Eagles. The Lady Warriors finally got on the scoreboard at the 5:30 mark, but the Lady Eagles were not going to let them back in it. At the 4:32 mark Denise Pileggi scored, which was followed by an Eileen McCoy score. The halftime score was 10-1, Haven. The game was defensive in the second half until the Warriors scored one more. The onslaught continued; McCoy scored her second 6:32 left Bonomo, Curcio and Kipp scored to add insult to injury. Final score: Eagles-14, Warriors-2. Wednesday they were home to batUe Washington and Lee University. Back and fwth it went, with McCoy scored early for the Lady Eagles, which was answered by a Lady General score. Bonomo scored the Haven's second but was again answered when Washington and Lee added another to tie it two. At die 14:47 mark Heit sewed for the Lady Eagles, but at die 8:49 mark, the Lady Generals tied it up again. Bonomo scored her second, which was followed by an Uter score. Uter setup McCoy for her second score which gave the Lady Eagles a 6-3 lead at the half. In the second half, the Lady Generals started a furious comeback. They scored at the 23:35 mark, then at die 17:03 mark to cfose within one. An outstanding individual effort by one of the Generals forwards resulted in a score as she took on four of the Haven defenders. Score was tied six. Heit gave the Lady Eagles die lead for good on a free position shot. Bonomo got her hat trick giving the Lady Eagles a 8-6 cushion. The Generals got another at the end of the game but it wasn't enough as the Eagles came away with a 8-7 victory. Michele Blunden (#18) and Jen Uter (#22) attempt to keep East Stroudsburd fi-om clearing the ball during Saturday afternoon's 14-2 victory. (Photo by Shawn Liddick) Softball splits double headers with Tennis breaks six game losing streak Kutztown^ California University, 8-1, on Monday. by Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The softball team just completed their toughest stretch of the season, playing three nationally ranked squads in five days. Despite some good performances, head coach Kim Lindsey still wonders when her women will become more consistent. "We can't continue to have a let-down in the second game of doubleheaders," said Lindsey, "It's like everyone doesn't really play hard after the first game is over." The Lady Eagles' problem was evident in doubleheaders against Kutztown and California University. They won the first game each time. Against Bloomsbiu'g last Thursday, they had no such let-down. They were swept by the number five Division II team in the country, never even scoring a mn in die process. NOW PLAYING ATTHE ROXY THEATER E. Main St. Lock Haven —FRL SAT & SUN— UfiVNE's""'uORLD 9 p.B. Mon, Tues, Wed & Thurs LADYBUGS 7 8 » 0 p,BI ^ ALL SEATS $3.00 iV The latest doubleheader, home against number 13 California, at one point appeared to be a Lady Eagles' conquest Mter winning the first game, they kept their intensity up and took a 4-2 lead into the fifth inning. "Then the game got away from us," said Lindsey. Before Lindsay could catch her breath, her team had relinquished three mns and fallen behind for good, 5-4. "It was a tough loss," Lindsey bottom-hned. Lindsey admittedthat her team's 14-10 record did not please her. She feels that her squad, which was ranked number 16 nationally earlier this season, should have several more wins at this point. "We should be doing better," said Lindsey, whose team has a season-high win streak of five games. "The coaches talked before the season started about where we should be at by this point, and we're not there. There's been several average teams we've lost to that we shouldn't have. We have to win games that we're supposed to win." Nevertheless, Lindsey has been pleased by her team's hitting. Putting up the best numbers this season have been Jenn Huntzinger (.388 avg.), Theresa Kovach (.380), Jen Homer (.343, four homers) and Jess (.329, four homers). Linda Polk continues to be the Lady Eagles' top pitcher. Her 7-3 record and superlative 1.44 eamed run average are bodi team bests. The remainder of the season will be extremely important, Lindsey said. The women enter a stretch of major PSACWest competition Sativday with a doubleheader at home against Indiana University of Pennsylvania. "Every game is cmcial now if we want to make a mn at the conference championship," said Lindsey. to win." by Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The men's tennis team finally ended dieir year-long victory drought by defeating SL Francis College, bringing a smile to their coach's face. "I'm happy for die team," Joel Johnson said of his squad's 6-3 triumph over St. Francis Tuesday afternoon, their first diis season after six defeats. 'They've worked hard to get a win." Indeed, the Bald Eagles have not coasted through practices this year. From the first day of practice - which, it should be pointed out, wasn't held until after spring break-dirough the six consecutive losses, the men have demonstrated a never-say-die attitude and a willingness to leam. "I'm pleased with their progress," Johnson said of his young, developing team, which features three sophomores and three freshmen among their six singles players. 'There's still work to be done, but they're improving. The good weather during die past couple of weeks has really helped ." Prior to the St. Francis victory, the men dropped decisions to West Chester University, 9-0, last Thursday and Susquehanna The team's sole winner against Susquehanna was Bryon Lewis. Lewis captured his first match of die season in impressive fashion, rallying from a 5-2 deficit in the diird set to win 6-4,2-6,7-5. Lewis came back to win again Tuesday against St. Francis. He was one of five singles winners and one doubles victor~the Kirby Brubaker-Chris Rice combination won the Bald Eagle's first doubles match of the season for the Haven. Following the team's iniual victory, Lewis expressed the sentiments of everyone on the team. "We're very relieved ," he said. "It makes us feel like our hard work is starting to pay off a litUe bit." Lewis pointed out the single win does not make their season, however. "Coach told us after die game that we can't get too low or too high," said Lewis. "We have to try to keep an even keel. We can't get cocky because we won a match." Johnson said that he expects the win to give his squad an added boost of confidence for the final stt-etch mn of the season. "We have some tough teams left to play," said Johnson. "Nothing will be easy the rest of the way. The guys just have to play hard." Weekend Schedule Outdoor Track away Sav. Edinboro University 1 p.m. turday at the Mansfield University Invitational 11 a.m. Rugby away Saturday at Susquehanna University 1 p.m. Softball home Saturday v. Indiana University of Pennsylvania 1 Golf away Today at Juniata Colp.m. lege 1 p.m. Away Monday at Susquehanna University Invitational Men's Tennis Home Monday mmt^^immmam^f*^'' -•?'" 'if^'vm.rmii April 17,1992 Eagle Eye Soc<>erieameRds Sfirlng $e^dCHi. Gilbert Breaks two school teccffds...... Ba&iienlead the nafkHiin eamed nins Lacrosse win two Ibis week,, J)(E)Qril p 14 . , . , , . . .p 14 p 14, , , . . ,p 15 Ice hockey ends season with victory over Altoona Sharks by Greg Cetti Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The ice hockey season came to an end against the Altoona Sharks last Sunday night and the Haven was able to do something diat no other Haven team had been able to do in recent years: reach the double figure win plateau. They did this by defeating die Altoona Sharks 5-3. The game would mark the end of a hockey career here at Lock Haven for two of the Eagles' top players. Bodi being seniors, captain J.R. Poster and assistant captain Geof Wozar played their last game. With goalie Chris Holtz on a hot streak, and Altoona being one of die weaker teams. Poster, Wozar, and the rest of the Eagles were anticipating a good game for their season finale. There was one catch though, Holtz was playing against doctors orders. Having partial tears in the Ugaments in die leg, Chris decided to play die game wearing a knee brace and endured the pain. Early on it looked like a long night. Altoona came right on down in the first half minute and scored on their very first shot of the game. Holtz toughened up after that, and die Poster boys came through. JJR. Poster scored die first goal to get die Haven going. Minutes later, linJe brother B J. added a second. A lucky bounce provided them with their third goal as a shot deflected off a body. Bill Shinn, in front and was able to find it's way dirough die Shark's goalie. Altoona tacked in two more, and J.R. added his second, and going into the final min- ute of play. The Haven was up 4-3. After Holtz made some key saves with the extra attacker on for the Sharks, after they had pulled their goalie. J.R. Poster "There is a lot pf talent on this team, and with some good prospects, the future looks bright." -J.R. Poster, team captain.picked up the loose puck, and fired it into an empty net to give himself the hat trick and complete his Haven hockey career. Final shots in the game were 28-22 in favor of the Eagles, as they defeated the Sharks 5-3, to finish the season with 10 wins, 18 losses, and 3 ties. J.R. Poster was pleased widi everyone at the conclusion of the game, saying Holtz probably played the best diirty minutes of the season at die second half of last week's game. He also made reference to the role players, such as Brian Oakes, Bill Shinn, and Jay Jones, saying they played superb in the Haven victory. The supernatural was diought to be the cause for one of die players bad luck in the game. "Papa Shonga must have put a curse on Shinn, he couldn't get a goal for anydiing," said Poster after Shinn's shot deflected off of bodi pipes on the goal in the Altoona game. The good news is the Haven is no longer a cellar dweller. The Eagles placed fourth out of seven in diere league finishing widi 23 points. They also had beaten every team in the league aside from the first place Geohabs from State College. As a team. Lock Haven finished with 97 Bill Shinn hits nothing but net, shooting one past a looking Altoona keeper in the Haven's last match of die season. (Photo by Shawn Liddick) goals scored, an average of 3.13 goals per game. Individually, J.R. Poster led the way for the Eagles with 22 goals, finishing with 63 Doints. Behind him was assistant captain Chuck Schweizer with 15 goals and 43 points, and B.J. Poster with 11 goals, and 31 points. Leading the defenseman in scoring was Mike Smith, as he ended his freshman season with 8 goals and 30 points. Following him was forward Wozar with 10 goals and 29 points, defenseman Jason Theodore with 5 goals and 18 points, and Mick Cvemich widi 5 goals and 16 poinu. In the defensive end of the game the Eagles gave up 133 goals, 4.29 as an average Not this time! Playing against doctor's orders. Bald Eagle goalkeeper, Chris Holtz, stops a shot from an Altoona forward for one of his 19 saves on die evening. The Haven won die contest 5-3. (Photo by Shawn Liddick) per game. In goal Chris Holtz led the way with a record of 7-14-3, with 96 goals against, 4.17 per game. Lee Gilbert followed up with a 2-4 record, with 32 goals against, 5.33 per game. And yes, B.J. Poster led all Haven goalies in winning percentage, winning his only goaltending appearance, giving up five goals for a 5.00 goals per game average. Overall it was an up and down year for the Eagles. Poster said there were spurts where the team jelled and there were spurts that they didn't. He said the key point in the season was game number seven against the Geohabs. It was a game that could have tiuned the season around for the Eagles. Lock Haven was blown out in the game 5-1, managing only one shot. After that things just got worse. With Poster and Wozar graduating, the team will need to fill an offensive hole. Poster believes, "There is a lot of talent on this team, and with some good prospects, the future looks bright."