Issue 10, Volume 57 Friday, April 25, 2003 THE LOCK HAVEN UNIVERSITY EYE EAGLE ■■■■■■■■■■■ HMMHHHMM LHU Year in eview President Willis announces retirement Issue: 09/27/02 By Anastasia Bannikova LHUP President Craig Dean Willis announced at the University Trustees' Meeting that he will retire on July 30, 2004. Willis thanked the Board of Trustees and students for "wonderful years at Lock Haven." "Being at the University has been extremely rewarding and Willis said. challenging," "During these past twenty years many accomplishments have happened, among them a new branch campus, academic programs including masters; and associate degrees to meet our regional needs, appropriate accreditation, international programs, new and renovated buildings... and more." Former Governor Richard Thornburg appointed Willis as the University's twelfth chief administrator on July 22, 1982. At that time student enrollment was 2,604 and eighteen baccalaureate degree programs were offered. Today, the main campus has 65 undergraduate degree programs and three graduate degree programs. "President Willis has had a long and dedicated tenure [here]. The institution has grown... under his leadership and he has contributed greatly to the development ofthe entire PPSE," said Judy G. Hample, chancellor of the State System of Higher Education. Since 1982, the main campus has expanded to include new baseball fields, a 177-bed apartment building Campus Village, the Annex Building with FLS language program and a small business development office, the Silk Mill parking lot, the Student Recreation Center, the ROTC house, the international house, and the order of several Central Keystone School District properties for future venues. To meet the need for registered nurse in the area, the into University expanded Clearfield in 1989, offering an associate degree in Nursing along with the selection of undergraduate courses. Now the Clearfield campus the enrollment has grown by 168 percent. Equipment worth thousands robbed from Price Issue: 10/25/02 By Jessica Leshin Have you ever considered starting a band? Your friend can sing, another plays the drums; one plays guitar and another plays the keyboard. The only problem is, you need some equipment and some money to get that equipment, what's a college kid to do? You have a few options, you can get a job, hit up mom and dad, or you can "permanently borrow" it from your college's performing art's center! This just might have been the case when $6600 worth of equipment was found to be missing from Price performing arts center. The equipment was taken sometime between October 15 and 17. The four speakers, microphones, extension cords and microphone cords were taken out of a locked room in the to auditorium. According Richard Hepner, director of Lock Haven University Law enforcement says that the door should have been locked. Only a few people have the keys to open this door, but Hepner said, it's possible that some extra copies could have been made. Hepner also said that, "A single person could not have carried a speaker by themselves because they are so mation; suggested that it is time The international education program was also in its infancy with little to distinguish it from programs on other campuses. Today, the Institute for international Studies coordinates active exchange programs and student teaching abroad programs with 26 partner universities in 22 different countries. "Dr. Willis is retiring but he is not leaving the area," said Dr. Roy Stewart, LHUP Vice President. According to Willis's plans, he is building a house in Lock Haven to enjoy his retirement near the university. "There is no question that Central Pennsylvania is a better place because of his efforts," said Donald L Faulkner, Chair ofthe University Council of Trustees. Corcoran, Pawlak post bail Issue: 10/25/02 By Anastasia Bannikova for thc University to switch over "swiping system." Edward Pawlak and This swiping system would Matthew Corcoran the students mean that a student would have arrested on October 4 for posan ID that would be used for session ofmarijuana - were sustheir meal plan as well as a way pended from the LHU wrestling to get into buildings. Hepner team. said that he has attended meetAccording to LHU head heavy. There has to be more than ings that have dealt with this coach wrestling Anthony one person involved in taking issue, and he and Dr. Koch have "Rocky" Bonomo, he and the these speakers out of the auditodiscussed developing this systeam were shocked when they rium." tem for Lock Haven University. This would mean that stuDr. Linda Koch, vice president of student affairs, said, dents would be able to get into "This equipment was the stuthe dorms at any hour ofany day dents equipment, much of it had and that if law enforcement ever been bought with money from needed to find a student they tuition and donations." Dr. Koch could just look up when they went on to say, "If this is a mishad swiped last. understanding, then it's just that, This system would make the but if this equipment was stolen lives of student's much easier, Issue: 10/11/02 right out from under us, then it's but unfortunately this process just a real shame. could take a while, however, due By Jessica Leshin If anyone knows about this to recent events, the swiping incident, or has information that system might just come a lot Once upon a time there were could help us locate the equipsooner than expected. 10 very exhausted guys and girls ment, to please let law enforceStudents are urged to contact all lined up in a row, waiting and ment know, so that we can Mr. Hepner with any informaanticipating the moment that reclaim our property." tion they might have about the would change their lives forevHepner, who was baffled by missing equipment at 893-2375. er. ..well, maybe not forever, but the very fact that no one has it would give them a darn good come forward to with any inforreason to celebrate! Beyond the celebration however, there is the pride and wonderful feeling that George Sigle and Brooke Kokozka felt when they were crowned king and queen, after giving and doing so much for Lock Haven to a, - heard the news ofthe arrest. "Nothing of this magnitude had happened before," Bonomo said. He pointed out that none of this kind ofbehavior is tolerated in any level at the athletics, "Our policy is zero tolerance." "Right now the team is mov- ing in right direction," he said about how the team is coping with the situation. "Both kids are good kius. 1 b*y just made mind- less choices." Mike Maney, a teammate, said that the arrest was "a com- plcte surprise." "I would never think they were doing this," he said. Pawlak will attend his preliminary hearing on October 29. Corcoran will attend his on November 4. Both of them are free on a bail of $75,000 Pawlak was in the team for three years and took a third prize at PSAC championships and lourih-placc finisher at EWL's in 2001. Corcoran was on the team for two years. Sigle, Kokoszka crowned Homecoming victory through town, in Lock Haven's annual Homecoming parade. Each court couple was driven through town in their own car; many couples threw candy and enjoyed their last minutes of royalty. For some however, this week was very stressful, Booke Kokozka visited the hospital late Friday night, for a migraine, brought on by stress, but this all melted away after she was crowned 2002 Homecoming queen, she exclaimed to her friends as she walked off the field, "I did not expect it, I was like, 'you have got to be kidding me,' I really can't believe it!" George Sigle said he was "so University. For many of the 2002 surprised with the final outHomecoming court, it was an come, I had such a good time, exhausting week, a whirlwind of even though I am exhausted! I would like to thank my fraterniplaces to go and things to do. Friday of last week was ty brothers and my partner denim week; the court wore Brooke Wiker for all the help jeans and sold breast cancer and support that she has given to awareness pins. The court was me. Melissa Kraft, George's girlable to raise $1166 for a local breast cancer charity. Saturday friend, was very proud and said, morning, the court was ushered " He really wanted this a lot, he in has done so much to achieve this title, I am just so happy for him!" Each court couple brought an interesting element to this year's court, and it just might have been a wonderful Homecoming year because of this. Rachel Strohecker, Special Events Chair for HAC (Haven Activities Council), put it best when she said, "I think that because we had such an incredible court this year, and they were all friends, they each contributed to the success of this year's Homecoming in a different way. We hope to be able to continue this feeling of school spirit during next year's Homecoming." As the camera clicked its last picture, the 2002 Homecoming court said their goodbyes and went their separate ways, but even though not everyone won, they each had a wonderful time participating in and boosting school spirit. ™ '. News Opinions taturcs 1-3 Fun 4-5 Clas 6-8 Sports 10-12 The BBfcjB» Parson's Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17745 Project Coffeehouse and HAC joined forces for a coffeehouse and film festival on Thursday night. Read more on Stinson and Rangi place in top 3 at Penn Relays. The rest of the LHU track team competes this weekend at Penn Relays. Page 6 The Eagle Eye is published independently by Lock Haven University Back page Students : F - High 60 Low 44 See weekend weather Page 2 Visit us on the web at www.lhueagleye.coni Page 2 April 25, 2003 Eagle Eye Students, community protest war Issue: 1/21/03 By Kanchan Mahara "No blood for oil." "War is not the solution." These were some of the antiwar banners displayed by war protestors at Triangle Park last Saturday. Around 50 people participated in the protest. More than 600 anti-war rallies were held around the globe. Lock Haven Many University professors and students took part in the protest. "Our president has a personal interest in war with Iraq, and I strongly feel President Bush just wants to finish his father's job," said Kalina Rumbalski, a junior majoring in political science. Auto Accident Claims Life of Student Rumbalski said that she has many friends in the military and Bush should not use the military to clean his personal problem. According to Linda Koch, vice president of student affairs, 23 LHU students, as ofFebruary 20, have withdrawn from the University to be deployed in the Gulf. "Because of the confidentiality requirement, we cannot give details," said Koch. However, none of these students who withdrew for military service is a member of ROTC, said Robert H. Elliott III, assistant professor for military sci- officer Michael Popma. The car, "She always had a smile on her a 1995 Mazda, was severely face. People who knew her absolutely loved her." One of By Anastasia Bannikova damaged, police said. The weather conditions were Lattanzio's roommates, Alyssa Davis, said, "She brought a lot The after thc severe the night before the acciday dent, were of light into a room. She was in but the improving in was a Thanksgiving holiday ence at LHU. thc army, she was tough." afternoon. one. Eighteen-year-old grieving James L. Dolan, professor of Hall, McEntire where Lattanzio's funeral was on LHU freshman Megan Lattanzio health and science at LHU said was killed in a traffic accident Lattanzio lived with four other Thursday night in Somerset at the rally that Secretary of County. on Sunday in Somerset County, roommates, organized a grievState Colin Powell could not Three passengers, also LHU PA, in which three other LHU ing service on Monday night to convince him that Iraq has students, her life. were injured in the students were injured. All were weapons of mass destruction. "I All of Lattanzio's friends lit accident. Front-seat passenger, returning to school from the am for peace and war is not the a candle outside of the Hall and Tyler Smith of Export, 18, break. solution," Dolan said. gathered in a circle to pray, cry remains listed in serious condiAccording to the Johnstown Powell, on February 5, pretion, according to university Tribune Democrat, a rear tire of and remember her. sented the United Nations and a "It was a time to get feelings officials. Two passengers in the the car skidded on slush and global television audience with anti-skid material, spun around out," said Brooke Kokoszka back seat ofthc four-door sedan, photos and communications Dylan Vallino and Rebecca and struck a tree on the driver's who knew Lattanzio. "The servintercepts taken by spy satellite. ice went waves: were both of Ligonier, They reported to show chemical Libengood. in people side. "When they hit this, it crying hysterically and then were treated at Memorial and biological weapon locations Medical Center in Johnstown as convincing case evidence caused their car to spin," said everybody was laughing." "She was really bubbly," and released. Conemaugh Township police against Iraq. Kokoszka said of the deceased. "1 personally feel we are pushing too much for the war we don't need. After all, we have all the weapons of mass destruction Issue: 10/6/02 Lock Haven Hospital and then Visitations will be held at we accuse Iraq of having," said sent to Geisinger Medical Bethel Church of Nazarene in Lou Bernard, president of Lost Solace, a local social organizaCenter in Danville where Pyle State College from noon to 2 By Sean Dooley tion for rape victims and chillater died. Lesinski was released p.m. Saturday afternoon. dren. There will also be a memoriA car accident last Saturday after treatment. Justin Parker, a sophomore said, "Acting The al service in memory of Pyle on report cost LHU student, Daniel W. majoring in history said that Pyle, 21, Spring Mills, PA, his Sergeant Winters stated that Thursday, September 12, in Hussein was America's Saddam speed and alcohol are two sig- PUB Meeting Room #2. life. Ronald Regan's time. ally during Vice President of Student According to a police report nificant factors being considered I know a "Being history major, Affairs, Dr. Linda Koch, said from thc Lock Haven City in the on-going investigation." the we fact that used to support Several eye witnesses to the that sometimes students have to Police Department, the 1968 governauthoritarian Iraq's to comment pay high crash declined for a for the deciprice Chevrolet Camaro owned by Daniel's father, Donald Pyle, this article and many others sions they make in life. "In this case, (Pyle) paid the was being driven west on West were unavailable for comment at press time. ultimate price," Koch said. She Church Street at 12:45 AM. was non-contrat said that Pyle Pyle's a family has given When the car crossed over ROTC his usable program. body parts cadet the remaining in tracks, and railroad it overturned Pyle was in a class of Major to people in need. came to a rest on Railroad "There is a tremendous Street. Also in thc vehicle was Douglas Galeai's last year. some Galeai said that members amount of sadness, but (by givLesinski, 20, Robert T. ROTC be will attending body of the ing parts) he has still Factoryville, PA. Both men were taken to Pyle's funeral in Spring Mills reached out and helped a lot of this Saturday. people." Issue: 12/6/02 Haven student dies in car accident ment," said Parker. He also argued that Iraq is not an immediate threat to the This may be dangerous because we should remember that the U.S. has a very poor United States and the U.S. govwin-loss record in wars since ernment is misleading World War II," said Farley, Americans to avoid economic referring to the US loss in the Vietnam War, and stalemate in problems at home. On the response to current the Korean War. Dr "">fessor Farley also said economic problems and war with Iraq, Richard R. Carroll, that "liberalise:" of Iraq is mereprofessor of economics at LHU, ly a rhetorical flourish, not a forsaid Friday, that continuing eign policy vision. Professor Farley was one of the particidefense expenditure in connection with the situation with Iraq pants at the protest. would cause deficits to become After so much of the comuncertainties motion on the war with Iraq and larger. "The including war with Iraq are lack of international support, causing consumers and business could Bush back down now? to hold down their spending," Janet Irons, professor of history at LHU believes that if said Carroll. He also stated that the Bush Bush backs down at this point, administration expected a rise in he would lose so much face economic growth over time will among his supporters that it make revenue loss and deficits would be a tremendous political smaller. "The Bush plan is not defeat. "Thc only possible endgame aimed at stimulating the economy in the near term, but it is a that would result in no war would be if Bush somehow long-run policy," said Carroll. Sara Segerlin, a sophomore could claim that he had defeated Saddam Hussein," said Irons. majoring in journalism, is persuaded by Powell's presentations But the problem is identifyon February 5. "Colin Powell's ing defeat. Bush said he not only wants evidence against Iraq has conelimination of the vinced me. I do not favor war, weapons but also "regime but Saddam is very offensive change." How can he get that and he did not cooperate with without war? the weapon inspectors," said Irons argued that if the Cold Segerlin, Wednesday, referring War between the U.S. and to Iraq's eight-year war with U.S.S.R. could be contained for Iran, Saddam Hussein's offen50 years, then a peaceful consive attack on Kuwait in 1990 tainment is possible in the Iraq and genocide of Kurds. case too. "The regime change has to According to the Reuters News, as of February 19, come within the people of a Washington has ordered 28,000 country. The people themselves troops to the Gulf region, where must overthrow an unjust ruler. it has already massed more than This is what happened in South 180,000. The U.S. force is Africa when Apartheid was expected eventually to total well overthrown," said Irons. over 200,000. Britain has mobiIrons further said that attacking Iraq will violate every prinlized around 40.000 troops. The hot discussion, on ciple of peaceful co-existence. whether to attack or not, is stall 'There is no moral justification for a pre-emptive attack. It could going on in thc United Nations. The German Chancellor set a very bad precedent. Now any country could Gerhard Schroder and the U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powel attack another country if it just have been digging their heels with more uncompromising statements on Iraq policy. Lawrence T. Farley, professor of political science at LHU stated Wednesday that he is dis- thinks the other country might be a danger in ten years. Is this the kind of world we want to give to our children?" asked Irons. The protest was organized appointed in Bush's foreign policy. "After so many years of criticizing the Clinton administration for having no clear and consistent foreign policy vision, it is disappointing to me that President Bush's advisors seem to be improvising a foreign policy on a day-by-day basis. by Citizens For peaceful Solution (CPS). "CPS is organizing the peace protest every Friday at 7 p.m. at Triangle Park. Supporters are welcome in demonstration and we request supporters to bring signs and slogans," said Vicki the Smedley, the director of CPS. Journalism Majors!!! Would it friggin' kill you to publish something? Weather - High 59 Low 45 ; *^***» * Come to the next Eagle Eye Meeting on Sunda> at 8 pm in the Eagle Eye office in the Pub 11 - High 68 Low 44 See full forecast and up to date news at: www.LHUeagleye.com Nice home with yard and parking. Use of kitchen, laundry facilities, all utilities included. 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Look for our flyers on campus! Page ; April 25, 2003 ROTC Brief By Eric Hatch LHU alumnus receives award pro to rea oetry, sign books LOCK HAVEN-As part of Women's Maddox Hafer, a professor of literature and writing at Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania, will hold a poetry reading and book signing at 7:00 p.m. on Friday, May 2, 2003 at D. Dashem Books, 109 East Main Street, Lock Haven. Maddox Hafer has published 250 poems in literary journals and several books: Perpendicular As [, When the Wood Clacks Out Your Name: Baseball Poems, Nightridcr to Edinburgh, How to Fit God into a Poem, Ecclesia, and Body Parts. Maddox Hafer has received several awards for her writing: the 2000 Paumanok Poetry Award: the 1994 Sandstone Poetry Award; the 1993 Chapbook Award: thc 1986 Charles William Duke Long Poem Award. She also has received Cornell University's Chasen Award and a Brcadloaf Scholarship. Maddox Hafer, the great niece of baseball legend Branch Rickey, • LOCK HAVEN—Daniel John Potts, a 1990 graduate of Lock of University Haven one of Pennsylvania, was 167 educators approximately to receive the Presidential Award for Excellence in Mathematics and Science Teaching for 2002, the nation's highest honor for K-12 educators. "The University is delighted that one of our alumni has been chosen for this distinguished award," said Dr. Craig Dean Willis, University presi- has studied with A. R. Amnions, Robert Morgan, Phyllis Janowitz and Kent McClane at Cornell University, where she received the Sage Graduate Fellowship for her M.F.A. in poetry in 1989. Maddox Hafer currently resides in Williamsport, Pa. with her husband and two children. dent. The awardees, representing the states, U.S. territories and the U.S. Department of Defense schools, were selected from over 600 national finalists. After an initial selection process at the state or territorial level, a national panel of distinguished scientists, mathematicians and educators recommended teachers to receive the award. presidential Approximately two million science and mathematics teachers across the country were eligible for this honor. "Our nation needs excellent educators at the elementary and secondary levels," said White House Office ofScience and Technology Policy Director and Science Advisor to the President Dr. John Marburger. "The talent and motivation it takes to cultivate young minds deserves recogni- 'prjof^ Marjorie Maddox Hafer, a professor of literature and writing, will read her poetry and sign her books at D. Dashem Books on Friday, May 2. tion." Potts received a $7,500 educational grant for his middle school. He spent a week in Don't see your club, organization, event or happening here? Submit news releases to the nation's capitol participating in a variety of events, meeting with members of ihueagleye@hotmail.com 1%. /f . #|% >> i m mmmx p \ - /• ', . x I , / ; j, ■< |iaaaMHH| jI I l \ i\ \vI 1 iiJViJr^Ji, \\I \\\\ || I I , I' UNIVERSITY < ||t j | | HARRISBURG ■■ ■ ■: mm • . < , . , Congress and and, sharing his expertise with colleagues. He then received a Presidential Citation during a at the Ronald and Building International Trade Center. "I spent several days in Washington with some of the best educators in the nation in the areas of mathematics and science. What an incredible learning experience. It was truly an honor to be considered as part of this group." Potts said. Potts has taught secondary science at the Chariho Middle School in Wood River Junction, Rhode Island for the past 10 years. He was nominated for the award by Mr. William Fasano, principal of Chariho Middle School. Potts cites University professor, Dr. Donald L. Oakley, for preparing him to teach. "Dr. Oakley's goal was to provide his students with all of the opportunities necessary to fill our tool box before we ever set foot into a classroom, all the while knowing that there was no greater teacher than a classroom full of students. He was there to critic our video taped lessons, identify what we did well and what we needed to improve on. In short, he taught his methods class the way he wanted all of us to teach, with enthusiasm, rigor, and a smile," said Potts. The Presidential Awards for Excellence in Mathematics ceremony Reagan and Science Teaching Program was established in 1983 by The White House and is sponsored by the National Science Foundation. Cadet pletion of her military earei she would like to pursue career as a professor of athlt ic training and sports medici at a college or university. As a student at LH May. is a Cadet Witheral has bo Cadet Witheral 1999 involved in various clubs ai of Woodbridge graduate such as Zcta T organizations Senior High School in Woodbridge, Va. Alpha Sorority, Phi Kappa P senior Honors Society, the Stude Cadet Witheral is a health science major, with an Athletic Training Cfub, tl emphasis in sports medicine Ranger Club, and the Hone and athletic training. As a Program. She has also play< commissioned officer, her four seasons on the Varsi plans are to enter into the Field Hockey Team. "I have really enjoyed tl Medical Specialist Corp, and become a physical therapist time 1 have spent at LHU, ai attached to an airborne unit, would like to thank my heal where she can help to advance science professors and ROT the profession of athletic train- cadre for all the ways the ha' ing in the U.S. military. Her prepared me for an exitii training for this field begins on career as an officer and phys September, 21 at Fort Sam cai therapist in the U. 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HOWEVER PERSONAL AND ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE FREE OF CHARGE AND MUST BE SUBMITTED NO LATER THAN TUESDAY BY 3PM LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ARE WELCOME THEY MUST BE TYPE WRITTEN AND INCLUDE THE AUTHOR'S NAME. SIGNATURE AND TELEPHONE NUMBER. LET TERSRECEIVED WITHOUT THIS INFORMATION WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED. DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS TUESDAY BY 3 P.M. THE EDITOR RESERVES THE RIGHT TO EDIT ANY COPY THE EAGLE EYE STRIVES TO INFORM ITS READERS WITH PRECISE AND ACCURATE INFORMATION HOWEVER. IF YOU ARE AWARE OF ANYTHING FALSE AND INACCURATE WHICH APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER, PLEASE CALL (570)893-2334 AND LET US KNOW -He saidcT I have to admit that this column could have been a little bit better if different people had written it. Jess and I seem to agree on way too many things. If my co-editor Suzie and I had written it, we'd never run out of ideas, as we disagree on everything. Likewise, if our opinion editor Mike had written this column with Jess, there would never be trouble finding a disagreement. But enough of what could have been. Jess and I are the ones who started writing "He said, She said" for the Eagle Eye, and not to toot my own horn, but I think we had a few that were homeruns. This column is run in many campus papers across the country, but as far as originating in Lock Haven, I have to tell you that it was Jess's baby. I also must say it was the second best idea she's ever had (the first was going to see Aerosmith in State College in December). So the longer we ran HS/SS, the more we realized that we agree on WAY too much stuff. At least we agree on too much to be writing an opinion column arguing all the time. So we had to stoop to some lows. Sometimes, one of us would throw out an idea and the other one would agree, but would take the opposite side just because we could make an argument for it. Therefore, don't believe everything you read in HS/SS to be 100% our true opinions. Sometimes we just wanted to get it done. Unprofessional? Yes. Did we get it done? Also yes. Has it been entertaining? I hope so, because that was the goal. It reluctant to crawl inside. I was I worried about how far they car-1 ried the realism. I mean, what you got deep inside there, and B you suddenly were confronted, B fun-house-style, by some wearing a costume depict,ing an I educational colon-dwe character, such as Tommy I Tapeworm, or, God forbid, Fred B Food? Dave Barrv Fortunately, this did not I happen. But the journey I through the Colossal Colon is I Dave Barry was more of a humor column than anything else. Knight Ridder Newspapers no walk in the park. You Only once can I recall us hitting on a serious topic. That was discussing whether or not 9/11 should out at the end labeled "Healthy I Colon," and for a short while I be declared a national holiday. Other than that, this column has been all in good fun and I must say I So there I was, on hands and had a lot of fun writing it, especially when I got to take unnecessary stabs at Jess, like how short she is, it's a pleasant enough crawl. B knees, crawling through a 40to see thc look on her face when she read it. I don't have many more chances to see that look. just But pretty soon you start run-1 foot long, four-foot-high, There's only one more to go. ning into bad things: human colon. It wasn't a real colon, of Crohn's disease, then diverticu- ■ losis, then polyps, then precancourse. No human has a colon cerous polyps, then colon can- B that size, except maybe Marlon If you're reading this article, then that means the day has finally come. 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It consists of ceived of by a 26-year-old canDooley and I sitting in the office on Tuesday afternoons, throwing around the size of rcgula- B cer survivor named Molly Hemorrhoids thc question "What should we write about this week?" Alter about an hour or two, we finally think of one. tion NFL footballs. However, this creates a problem every week. You sec. Dooley and I are like the same person. We McMastcr as a way to get peoShaken? You bet I was B never disagree about anything. ple to talk about their colons. If we got married, we'd be a match made in Heaven. But, that's never This is a topic that most people shaken. It was with weak knees B going to happen. don't even like to THINK about. that I emerged from thc end So we spend each week arguing over who's going to take which side of the issue, so we actually will I sure don't, and I bet you don't. the colon (medical name: have something interesting to write about. Maybe we should just write a He said She said about that. Geraldo"). There I was asked B But if you never talk to your I really have had a lot of fun writing this column this year. I hope potential staff members will cona member of the Colossal B by doctor about your colon, you tinue the tradition. might never get screened for Colon's entourage (yes, it has B Readership definitely increased as we moved into talking about dating issues. If I could do it over an entourage) to sign a pledge B again, I would encourage LHU students colon cancer the second leadto write in their dating questions, concerns and problems, and myB have a He said She said advice forum. ing cause of cancer death, promising to consult with Well, one more issue to go and we're out of topics. But don't worry, we already decided what we're though it's preventable and doctor about my colon. I signed B you could die, and THEN think the pledge, although to be hon- fl writing about in the last issue of the year a long timeago. You'll just have to read next week to find out. est, I did not consult with my B how you'd feel. That's the idea behind the doctor. I consulted instead with B Jessica Savrock my friend and longtime medical B Colossal Colon, which is curFeatures Editor rently traveling around the advisor Gene Weingartcn. who B nation on a 20-city tour (to see is widely acknowledged to if it's coming to your area, the foremost hypochondriac check ColossalColon.com). I practicing in America today. Gene told me that he'd been caught up with the colon in South Beach, a part of Miami screened for colon cancer, and Beach known for sophistication that the procedure was not nearand glamour. You can barely ly as bad as I imagined. This is swing your arms there without good, because I imagined that it involved a large, cruel medical striking an international supermodel, or a Rolling Stone, or, at technician named "Horst" and 70,000 feet of chairlift cable. the bare minimum, a Baldwin brother. I felt that the Colossal But Gene assured me that it's nothing like that, and that they Colon fit right in. make you very comfortable (by The colon was set up inside air-conditioned tent, along which I mean "give you drugs"). Gene says they make with displays of helpful inforso comfortable that you'll you mation, including a list of be and exchanging laughing "DOs" and "DON'Ts" for visifives" with Horst (make "high tors. Among the DON'Ts were: sure he washes his hands first). "DON'T stop for long periods of So I'm going to get the time inside of the Colossal darn it. I hope you screening, Colon" and "DON'T horseplay too, assuming you actually do, inside of the Colossal Colon." I thought the wisest advice was: get to see this column. I suspect "DON'T leave your children some editors will decide not to print it, because it contains unattended." If you're a parent, there are explicit words that some readers may find distasteful, such as few experiences more embarIf you're one of "Geraldo." rassing than when you report a readers, those I apologize if I missing child to the police, and 7 Saturday May in the officer asks you where you offended you. But remember: this because writing maybe last saw little Tiffany, and you I'm just maybe it will save your have to answer: "She was enterlife. ing a giant colon." Ha ha! Not really. I'm writThe Colossal Colon, shaped ing this because I'm a humor like huge "C," is made from columnist, and there was a giant plywood and polyurethane colon town. in foam. It has been sculpted and But get yourself screened painted to look very realistic, so "How we come up _ _ B v _ _ She saidp flavin fletivitig§ Council PJ Dance Party Friday, April 25th 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. SRC Saturday, April 26th PUB Costal Arts Project: Not Necessarily the Ballet _ THE EAGLE EYE. THE OFFICIAL STUDEN1 NEWSPAPER OF LOCK HAVEN UNTVERSI TY. IS PUBLISHED WEEKLY IN ACCOR DANCE WITH THE UNIVERSITY CALENDAR THE ARTICLES. OPINIONS. PICTURE! AND LAYOUT OF THE EAGLE EYE ARE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE STAFF AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE STUDENTS. FACULTY OR ADMINISTRATION. UNLESS SPECIFIED THE EAGLE EIf IS FUNDED BY THE STUDENT ACTIVITY FEE AND PRINTED BY THE LOCK HAVEN EXPRESS IDVERTISING Editor in Chief much so that I was frankly 3rd _ Sloan at p.m. anyway. Need Summer Call orage Daily Specials The Storage Center Camp Hill 717-975-8808 No Security Deposit -Month month leasing - 9 unittosizes available - 24 hour access - truck rentals on site Penske - Credit cards accepted - Convenient Hours - Home Made Soups Great Food! Lowest Prices in Harrisburg 10% off 1st month with student ID Not valid with other offers /' Stop in and visit the Eagle Wing Snack Bar Located in the Parson's Union Building \ / LHUeagleye.com April 25, 2003 -Letters to the editor are the opinions of the author and do to ij^g^ffl the tter to not reflect the opinions of the Eagle Eye staff or its associates ~ tor etraction Letter to the Editor, titled "To the Art Department" which was tblished in the April 11th issue of The Eagle Eye was never intendfor publication. We extend our sincerest appologies to both the art partment and Michael Kiser for this oversight. -Eagle Eye Editors ie In response to Mr. Kiser In response to Mr. Riser's reviews, and departmental critique, I wish to clarify a number of mistaken assumptions. Mr. Kiser's reviews have not bothered me in any way. It is Mr. Kiser's omissions that I wish to now address. I hope to bring to Mr. Kiser's attention the hard work of our students and faculty who organize our shows, a point he neglects to acknowledge. I also wish to support the department as a whole. I regret that I can't address many of Mr. Kiser's comments due to his unwillingness to be specific. I will, however, make an effort to respond to what I have first hand knowledge of. The Lock Haven University Art department presents eight exhibitions per academic year. This is a very large undertaking. Our students and faculty work together to make the selection of the visiting artists and prepare thc exhibitions. I do not agree with Mr. Kiser that these are "often sub-par artists from within the State System of application pool, I have been told to expect less." I do not know who said that to him. I have written grants for support, worked with donors and sat with students in the SCC office trying to improve funding. I have also contacted artists from around the world to broaden our applicant pool. I have never seen Mr. Kiser do anything to help. If he had asked, or researched a bit, he would know how absurd this sentence is. I believe he owes an apology to the students and faculty who have worked to improve things while he sat at the back criticizing. We had a saying when I was Mr. Kiser's age- "If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem." If in six years we can offer this area exhibitions from seven countries and as many states along with qualified artists from Pennsylvania with our limited though appreciated, is not large. Mr. Kiser states- "Rather than use the voice of an unsatisfied resources I believe we deserve better than the Eagle Eye reviewer gives. If he does not personally appreciate thc work of some of our visiting artists, then I believe he should express his opinion. I also believe he has an obligation, as a reviewer for a university newspaper, to go beyond mere opinion. The faculty and student representatives select thc artists we show. The selection concerns more than one person's opinion of their quality. We try very hard to show artists in a wide variety of styles and media. The works both bring the arts to this area and assist in teaching. With a faculty of five it is a great help to the students to have these student as an advocate for growth and progress, for the artists lecture and exhibit. Hundreds of students come expansion of a budget and from our classes and the univer- Higher Education of Pennsylvania." In my six years at Lock Haven, five of those as co-chairperson of the exhibitions committee, we have shown excellent works by artists from the system as well as artists from numerous states in this country and Germany, Holland, South Korea, Vietnam, Chili, Tunisia and England. Mr. Kiser needs to be informed that the budget we receive for these exhibitions, sity to learn and be inspired by these artists. Mr. Kiser needs to consider that the needs of the many, in an educational gallery, are greater then the needs of the one. As curator of the Lock Haven Art University, Department and Foundation collections and as chairperson of the Art department I regret that Mr. Kiser must always find some fault. Perhaps, if in the future he should have experience in curating exhibitions or educating students, he will be more like the boy who leaves home because his father knows nothing and who returns years later surprised at how much his father has learned. Perhaps he will then be able to offer more educated critiques of the world around him. I belong to a department that has had its entire faculty and many of its students volunteer their time to put on these exhibitions with no compensation other than the desire to share art with the students, faculty, administrators, staff and residents of this area. I belong to a department with students who work with and improve each other every year. I belong to a department with faculty that work long hours and are concerned about all of their students- if they were not I doubt they would last long at the Lock Haven University Art Department. Are our students and faculty perfect? No. But they try, they often succeed, and I am proud of them all. Philip Huber Chairperson Lock Haven University Art Local cops jump the gun Around 2:30am last Friday, my roommate and I received a knock at our door. Stumbling out of bed and wondering who could be knocking at this hour, I was greeted by an LHU officer and a local city officer. Soon after, they expressed their wishes to talk to my roommate and I. Once in the hall we were questioned about a hit and run accident that had happened the night before around the same time we were awakened. We were being questioned because the officers had seen some damage to my roommate's car. This damage had been done more than six months earlier, but they claimed that the paint off his car matched that of the paint on the victim's car of this hit and run accident. However, they told us there was gray paint on the victim's gray car and the paint on my roommate's gray car was green (from a green truck that had hit him before). We told the officers how we, like most other students at 2:30 . in the morning, were asleep and in our room all night. When the officers heard this claim they questioned whether we were just protecting each other and there must be an explanation of why my roommate's car was involved in this accident. We were asked who all has access to drive the car, and how it could have been in an accident downtown. It was clear that by the time were brought into the "investigation," the officers had made up their mind about our involvement. Once we had told our story to the officers a couple times they told us to stay awake. They were going to go talk to some other people and would call us back in 30-45 minutes. About ten minutes later, my roommate's father called us and we was very upset because the cops had called him and told him their "story." The cops had told him that we were acting very suspicious and overly calm. An hour and a half later the Student Rentals Available |||" s BBB iff! 2 and 3 bedroom apartments available Appliances and some utilities included 748-8125 or 893-4751 officers finally called us back and told us that they had taken and we were no longer being pursued in the "investigation." I don't know what they measured or who they talked to, but I'm sure they could have done this before they woke us up at 2:30 in the morning to throw their suspicions, about what must have happened, in our face. The local authorities are very unprofessional. I believe law enforcement officers in a student shouldn't wake up of the before the middle night they have more evidence than just some paint scrapings (which don't even match in color), a stereotype about the students at LHU, and their ideas about what must have happened based on their invalid detective work. Todd Tabb Psychology Major Sophomore Email all letters to LHUeagleye @ hotmaiLcoti no later than 3 p.m. Page 5 On Christ, on Word I was encouraged to know river shall become blood upon that Mark Elliston took the time the dry land" (Exodus 4:9). God assures Moses with empirically to consider my article as an observable signs that serve as an attempt to foster discussion. Let this be, then, not a debate, but a indication that the words Moses sincere exchange of ideas via the will speak will in fact be the written word. I would like to Word of God. Likewise, the proceed without intention of works of Christ serve as empiridenouncing Mark and his ideas. cally observable signs that the I wish not to prove Mark wrong, words he speaks are not his nor prove the Self right. And words, but the Father's that certainly not to get the last dwelleth in him. I would like now to spend "word." Let us detach our Self from our ideas as we seek truth some time responding to Mark Elliston's claims in his article, outside of the Self. Before on "Why I am a Christian." expounding We find dispersed in Mark's abstractions of words, I want to article phrases such as, "The share a relevant anecdote. About two years ago I was answers are right here!" and walking out of a record shop "How could the writer (myself) with my brother in State have missed them?" Mark College. As I walked out of thc claimed that it became very shop and down the steps, my clear to him that the writer "wasattention was immediately given n't interested in getting answers to a large white van pulled over to his questions." He claimed on the side of the main street. that the writer "wasn't interested The van displayed hand-painted in learning who Jesus was and phrases such as, "Jesus Saves," is, but rather how to discard "The Penalty is Paid," "One Way Jesus and follow a 'few' selecJesus." In addition, the names tions of his words." "Mohammed," "Buddha," and a There are apparently two few other religious leaders were accusations (by "accusation," I painted on. Through each of do not imply antagonism) that these names was a slash (\) indiMark has made: 1) That I have cating Christian repugnance. committed an exclusionary Hanging out of the driver's side argument, refusing to acknowlwindow was a man yelling edge the answers that are "right through a megaphone, "How there!" 2) That I am interested does it feel to get your sins not in knowing Christ, but rather wiped away?" Another man ran in excluding Christ. out of the van in attempt to hand For the first accusation Mark out fliers to pedestrians who employs I John 5:10 which states, "He that believeth on the turned their head awav in recoil. I stood fixed and infuriated. Son of God hath the witness in himself. He that believeth not in I wasn't sure what was happenor was too sure. God hath made him a liar; ing, perhaps I knew what because he believeth not the Perhaps I exactly to record that God gave of His caused these Christians dehuMark men women on the son." proceeds to verse manize and street. Perhaps it was evident to 5:11 which states, "And this is me what had washed these men's the record, that God hath given minds, the dogma that provoked us eternal life, and this life is in them to spit their babble at other his son." These verses are indeed appropriate for our dishuman beings. Within a minute or two, the man handing out the fliers jumped back into the van and the driver pulled away, leaving nothing behind but defensive human beings whom they forgot to share a conversation with, whom they forgot to love. Of course we do not witness evangelism as mindless and outlandish as this every day. But I share this story because it (among many other things) stirred up within me some fundamental questions regarding the nature of Christianity. The term "Christian" has some interesting history. Followers of Christ were initially referred to as "Christians" when Barnabas and Saul taught the Word in Antioch. The term "Christian" became a means of separating followers of Christ's Word. The Romans also referred to them as "Christians." It was a label. It should be mentioned that the disciples did not call themselves "Christians." They were referred to as Christians by others. The disciples called each other "brethren" (or brother), conveying a philic love for one another. The distinction between these two words (Christian and brethren) and their implications does not serve as my argument against Christianity; it is merely something to make note of. I mentioned in my last article Exodus 4:1 where we read of God beckoning Moses to confront the Pharaoh, and Moses expressing his fear that they will not believe his words. I would like to continue with this a bit and observe that as His response to Moses' fear, God turns the rod of Moses into a serpent, then back again into a rod, and his hands to leprous, then back to clean flesh. God then says, "And it shall come to pass, if they will not believe these two signs, nor hearken unto your words, thou shall take of the water of the river, and pour it upon the dry land; and the water which thou takest out of the They must include your name, email address, phone ;r, professional posior class rank and major. j^^^J Tonight by 9 Ken Volz At: Uncle Albe cussion. However, they do not, as Mark holds, provide an answer to my question, "How is it that we can believeth on Christ?" Allow me to ask hypothetically: What if scripture was reduced to nothing more than this: "Jesus, the son of God, was born of a virgin, died for your sins, was resurrected, and now dwells with his Father in heaven. Believe this and you shall have eternal life?" Would we intrinsically believeth on Christ? The answer seems self-evident. Take away Christ's Word and we have nothing but a story. This seems to be the most appropriate place to mention another of Mark's claims: "All of this (the purpose of Matthew's article) was to search for... the distinction between the person of Jesus and the 'Word' or 'Words' of Jesus, and why or if he came from God." It is here, in this statement, that Mark reveals his critical misunderstanding of my article. It must be clarified that my interest lies not in making a distinction between Christ the person and His Word. Rather, I am interested in pulling Christ up, or sublimating him, if you will, from the material state (person-hood) that Christianity has reduced him to, back to the immaterial state of The Word of God. We read in the book, that the Word (Christ) became flesh and dwelled among us. We understand that Christ 'the person' is a manifestation; the Word being his source. The Word became flesh. Flesh did not become Word. And we must ask ourselves, "Is a manifestation more significant than its origin and source?" Once again the answer seems intuitively evident. One of the problems with the "Christ as Word" concept is the failure of many (including myself) to stop and ask, "What are words?" When we consider this for a moment, we find there is perhaps much more significance to a word than we attribute. I do not claim to have a p grasp on what word (spoken, written, signed, and so forth) is. However, I am inclined to believe that it is word as intriof the mind, or soul if you will, that separates man from an animal kingdom. The linguistic-rela- tivity hypothesis of Benjamin Lee Whorf and Edward Sapir has precipitated much discus- sion in this relationship between language and the mind. Both held that all thinking associated with the essence of being human is a result of language. I believe there is a danger in failing to recognize the subordination of the material flesh or mere person-hood of Christ to the immaterial Word of Christ. It is unfortunate that to some I seem deviant in acknowledging that Christ is Word. Perhaps all of us are in need of sitting back to meditate on the Word a bit more. Let us return now to Mark's words. It was pleasing to thc intellect to know that Mark pointed out the apparent irony of my statement about the Christian Myth. I stated that the book (the bible) may just as easily be deemed religious mythology as Homer's Iliad. He finds it absurd that I should so "pain-stakingly" quote verse by verse to make all of my points from a book I called mythology. Though I do not myself dismiss it as mythology, he is right: How can one drawn upon a source that he or she dis- credits? Let this be an opportunity for us to distinguish the narrative accounts of the Gospels from the Word of Christ. A myth by definition is a narrative explanation. The Christian Myth that I refer to is the narrative explanation (virgin birth, resurrection, etc.) throughout the Gospels, not thc principle Word of Christ which is impertinent to the Christian Myth. His Word is an articulation of his Father's mind and will. I must rely not on nana tive accounts but on the Word of God articulated in scripture. For it is through the Word of God that we obtain salvation: "Receive with meekness the implanted word, which is able to save your souls" (James 1:21). And as Christ affirmed. "It is the spirit that quickeneth: the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are the spirit, they are life" (John 6:63). Mark also admonished me in response to the following; "1 will live as one who thirsts for righteousness, desires to be poor, to be merciful, to be meek..." He then asked me a series of questions serving to convict me of my apparent selfrighteousness. I must say to Mark however, that aside from the misinterpretation of my words as complacence, it is obvious that the words are not a claim, but a proclamation. A proclamation of faith in His Word. I am not righteous, that is why I thirst. Mark states, "We would not need a savior if" we can live up to God's standard." He is right. That is why I choose to know Christ instead of knowing about him. It is the word of God that confirms and makes it evident that love, only, is always only good. Only good it is to live and exist for God by actively and labouringly loving thy neighbor. Christ replaced all precepts with the living principle of agape; love at work in with reason. partnership work, love Christ's is not feel- ing. I am born of spirit, for I have received and meditated on the Word. This is why I am not a "Christian." Matthew P. Bume English Literature Senior *NEW POLICY* I Please include your professional position or your [class1 rank and major with your name when you send a r: letter. ' r l?- '. . ' : : ' Page 6 April 25, 2003 Eagle Eye r 1 EAGLE EYE Art s & Elitertainment w~ r eatures Free for all Feeling blue? Album perfectly accompanies sadness mL— , Being broke doesn 't have to be a joke - stars mmr Three (Out offour) A poet, which one I do not remember, once said that the purest products of America go crazy. There are few purer American than products Lucinda Williams, the Dixie Dylan who has gracefully graced the American musical stage with songs of the South, the back roads, and romances that have seen their back end. Lucinda Williams has not gone crazy, but without her art, it might otherwise be a close thing. Her new album, "World Without Tears," strikes me as the perfect album for drunken sots in the bar at about two in the morning, right before the bar is ready to close for the weekend. It is weary music, angry music, desolate music. Williams sings her righteous rhyme pfcin a slightly slurred drawl that could j I only come from VJ someone so broken. Lines such as "Scorpions crawl across my screen/Make their home beneath my skin" are the products of a search for salvation gone wrong. Depending on your point of "World Without Tears" is either the perfect album to ruin a view. wonderful mood or the perfect soundtrack to accompany blue depression. There are very few upbeat songs on the album; from the grinding powder angry blues of "Atonement"(an attack on religion) to the Neil Youngish "Real Live Bleeding Fingers and Broken Guitar I Strings" to the near- -mmS^ ly chanted lyrics of^"^ "Sweet Side" and "American Dream", vitriol and depression and pensiveness has been turned out to reign freely. Lucinda Williams is a troubadour of black clouds, scars, bruises, universal wrongness, and brokenness. To paraphrase W.B. Yeats, for her, the center does not and has not held. It's just that she makes the shattered remnants of that center beautiful. Williams may sing of atonement, but there is little redemption. Perhaps her truest statement on the entire album comes in the title track where she says "If we lived in a world without tears/How would bruises find/The face to lie upon." It is not a happy album, but perhaps it is simply an album for our times. After all, our world is not one without tears. ST. PAUL, Minn. Money is store and ask for a pocket calendar. but if your spectacles are lopsided, tight, but that doesn't mean you The stores stock them all year. The having them adjusted is free. should avoid shopping. It's possicalendar is compact and highlights "We're happy to adjust people's ble to pick up a few goodies even every card-giving occasion. glasses and do minor repairs," says when you can't afford to spend a owner of Roger Schultz, FREE BAGELS dime. 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FREE ADVICE Lately, stores are eager to offer up experts on all matter of topics from Feng Shui to camping. Seminars are free and don't include a hard sell they're designed to get you in the door. When shopping at any craft, home-improvement or hobby store, ask about seminars _-they're going on all over. - FREE FOOD We can't talk "free" without mentioning grocery-store samples. Saturday tends to be the big day. Go for lunch. You'll be so stuffed, vou'll save on your grocery bill. The movie scoop What's opening in theaters next week By Philip Wuntch KRTCampus OPENING APRIL 25: The second annual Project Coffeehouse/ HAC sponsored coffeehouse and film festival went off without a hitch last Thursday night. The- PUB meeting room was, if nnly for a few hours, transformed into a music hall, art museum, and movie theatre simultaneously. The evening began with a punk rock show of sorts in the form of Zero Visibility. The band is made up of members of our very own Lock Haven University student body. They were also seen opening in front of a much larger audience for Not Alone last month. After their set. Project Coffeehouse veterans Waffles and Chicken took the stage, much to the delight of the quickly growing audience. There was a rather large turnout on this uncharacteristically you're there just to listen. Says company spokeswoman Carolyn Brown, "We welcome customers to come in and browse around the store as long as they want." chilly April night, but with one band member missing, the trio on stage heated things up for us. Completely instrumental but still maintaining their hard edge, their sound can also be heard in bands such as Godspeed You! Black Kmperor and Do Make Say Think. Some of their songs lasted as long as 10 minutes in length, but the audience's attention was kept for the entire time. A tribute to Super Mario was thrown in between songs and they finished off their performance with a bass solo. - IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY Michael Douglas is surrounded on all sides by father Kirk, son Cameron and mother Diana - in this comedy about family misconnections. - - CONFIDENCE This tale of small-time and big-time grifters is generating warm buzz. Good cast includes W%W ■ JPSmmwm\ mm mm *^m\ Edward Burns, Dustin Hoffman, Andy Garcia and Rachel Weisz. - IDENTITY John Cusack, Ray Liotta, Amanda Peet After another intermission, the film festival portion of the evening began. Students here did many of the short films shown at LHU, and had a wide variety of topics were covered. There were humorous skits such as one showing the real JFK assassination tape, while there were others with a slightly political message that addressed the million dollar homes within eyesight of poverty right here in rural Clinton County. The evening concluded with a tribute to the Project Coffeehouse workers and the children thanking them for all of the work and time put into helping them have a place to spend their time. The artwork, music, and short films made for a very enjoyable night for all in attendance and I'm sure everyone is looking forward to next year's event. and Rebecca De Mornay are among the strangers at a hotel during a dark and stormy night. They soon discover that the hotel has homicidal secrets. mmm - FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY Fans of American Idol" will get to watch Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini fall for each other over spring break. - THE REAL CANCUN From the producers of MTV's "The Real World" comes this look at college students on spring break in Cancun. I Fv\ ' ■ - - XX/XY Mark Ruffalo, Kathleen Robertson and Maya Stange play adults haunted by memories of a traumatic college romance. Only m' M • one more week of classes! In nities Clubs Stephanie Brown/The Eagle Eye Students perform their own songs at this year's HAC/Project Coffeehouse co-sponsored coffeehouse. «1S W|f v n> CM r-ii hp.1 ftri Monrjrel 66 SI iuiuii oi Olivei C7 Central city o< Islam 68 Ripen 60 Pic:c3 ol uSOlul advice 70 Pall d 1 1 Ran first DOWN 1 Piopels skywaid 2 Not -idled 3 Earth scientists 4 * Very u'd abur. 5 Coyote s cousin 6 Rcgonc 7 More oi over Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 5 Your ruling planet, Mercury, is going retrograde, in Taurus. This is your clue to keep important information private for the next few weeks, especially where money is concerned. Check your math, too. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7 Make sure to call ahead and confirm your date or meeting place. Confusion will be abundant, so don't pack your schedule too tightly. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 5 Friends may be dismayed if you decide to turn down an expensive outing. You're better off staying closer to home with somebody you love. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is an 8 Unexpected disruptions could be your chance to make improvements. Act quickly when the opportunity presents itself. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 6 You're entering a phase that's good for cleaning up the numbers. Balance your checkbook or play with your budget. It might almost be fun. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8 Conditions are getting wobbly, and changes could affect your finances. Stick with a tried and true policy in order to minimize risk. Don't gamble. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 5 Watch out for work-related misunderstandings over the next few weeks. Don't assume that you know what a quiet person is thinking. Ask. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an 8 The more you learn, the more you realize you didn't know. You may also find you can't do everything you thought you could. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 6 Stick to your budget even in the face of great temptation. You'll have more money one of these days. Don't spend it till it actually arrives. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7 Others may think they have your path blocked, but that's not the case at all. More likely, you're holding them accountable, and that's the way it should be. Distributed by Knight Ridder/Tribune Information Services. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAP! 1 Carry with efforl 4 FluvdtU 9 IVUku Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is an 8 It's harder to get your meaning across during the next few weeks. Avoid ambiguity, and don't gossip, especially about money. galumphing through Dumka, India, causing disruption to normal village life. The intrusions have forced pregnant women to give birth on platforms built in trees as the pachyderms roamed beneath them. A drunken man stagLET S FACE IT: WHO WOULD HAVE HER? Under common-law practice in Australia's Victoria gered into an State, death benefits for widows have been deterunlocked apartment in mined by their attractiveness. They were given less Orem, Utah, in money if they had strong prospects for remarriage, and hence their physical attributes were taken into the dead of got account. night, and into bed The practice will soon be abolished. between a sleeping man WHAT WILL YOU DO IF I REFUSE TO PAY? and his wife. A man went to jail in place of his brother, a convictThe husband ed pimp, because he figured he could cure his alcowoke up and, holism there. (He couldn't afford rehab.) He served 10 months in the Hamburg, Germany, prison before the police said, "escorted the ruse was discovered. He was billed $2,100 for room suspect out." and board. AFTER ALL, Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6 Carefully count your change and check your finances over the next few weeks. Confusion concerning money will be abundant. Pay bills early. IT S A BOY! UP HERE! NO, NO, LOOK UP! Drawn by the distinctive odor of home-brewed beer, roving bands of wild elephants have been EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU SCOOT OVER? WE DO HAVE STANDARDS The chairman of the county commission in Mott, N.D., engaged in an adulterous liaison with a married - April 27, 2003 May 3, 2003 Names in the News I _ t McCartney, Kidman and a homage to Evil Knieval Elizabeth Wellington Knight Ridder Newspapers II 2003 11 bun* |M| S«rvion Ino. All light*rcs«iv*d. * 8 Dylan's ii islr uii lynl 9 Monastic superior 10 3ridses or Brummen 11 BA word 1L1 Gin flavor 13 f-emale lobsters 21 Rnr.ky 23 Cor) relative 25 Peiuvian capital 28 Moral ilory 30 Mimic 31 Oespotic 32 Cneers tor toreadors 33 Military meal 34 Sooty matter 3b "Citizen " 37 I ihfttan spiritual eader 40 Camp bed 42 Fumbles for words 45 Iicmis 50 Bh jr'jvall 11 ~ 11 I *"* "^M"*"" _~ i 04/29/03 "7 Ih| ~ II urn 3JBEj__l_5_5jMM2lTJlLoJ s I ° s 1 3|N|dn Vij-jJ I'- * •**TB 11 v," iLBjJ_ii_Li_!_| 1' j [ u |j 11; o "oM~v" " vM s v.W fcj V pi ,OIiaiS MEandWV Sigma Love! u/uuwninMWoct,,™ WWW -P inetorestCdmP c°m ' g „.„ RUSH UJ KDR " I Love You Matty M/l/02*. Best year of my u ' Haile y Let's eat hot dogz! . Kristenwas a lot of fun f meSter and there are so many memo- . -. ries w/the crew! Definatelv ueimatefy , who my true realized7\ friends are and I love ya guys! Summer is gonna be even better but we'll miss Jay! Two years down, four more to S° ! Kate n ,.,' , Like Van says...Don t take life , ™s, /y y( u,„„„eve, ge, £ . , „. , c Little Sara and PLS KyleHow many sorority chicks does it Uke to start a grill? None-it takes a sorority3 chicks _, „ boyfriend cu i 5„.hours later we ate. , Sigma LoveDaria LindseyAll we wanted was ice cream and we ended up with an adventure, tons of Wal Mart , . , ., birUiday candles that would not igo out, paralization, and crow f .u i brothers! Sigma LoveDaria uana BreaYou are definitely the best friend 1 could ever ask for. Just wanted you to know how „rh ii miss m mi» «nnin much you!!! I cant wait for the summer nunt SeanI Love u Like a fat kid Love cake. 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SLAMJess ° °10 COme *™ GREAT» I Love You YourGuys TiffanyI am so happy for you! You are doing great! L VC" Kate Jean, Sara and CaseySnappys...The place where no one is ugly at 2 a.m., AWeS me 8 h ~ Big and P.T Copulations you were Amy, Thanks for bang such a great sweetheart. We appreciate it. LindseyAre there really babies when your buns m lhe ven? LAM " Jess ? Big . I love ewe! Jess D Apply online at AMAZING stall ft) work with fiom 7 to 15. LocatedinNY PA SK new membersYou guys are doing great! Jess ' l^^^^^^B ' Page 10 Eagle Eye April 25, 2003 Tracksters garner ECAC honors LOCK Webster earns his third straight ECAC Athlete HAVEN - Joe Haven's PSAC Tri-Meet earlier in Webster a senior sprinter on the the week, Webster led off on the track and field team, earned PSAC winning 4x100 meter relay team, Men's Track Athlete of thc Week which set a school record and provisionally qualified for nationals honors. with a time of 41.15. Webster, along with Andy He also pocketed a win in the Pollison and Jennifer Farrow, were also selected as ECAC Track 800 meters (2:00.41) and was a member of the winning 4x400 and Field Athletes of the Week. meter relay team. Webster earns his thirdAndy Pollison, a junior, straight ECAC Track Athlete of the Week award and his first earned ECAC Field Athlete of the PSAC honor of the season after Week honors after scoring a pair setting a school record with a of first-place finishes in the pole PSAC leading time of 21.70 in the vault this past week. He won the 200 meters at the Lafayette PSAC Tri-Meet pole vault with a Invitational. He placed second in height of 15'0", then captured the event overall, but was the top another top finish at the Lafayette Division II finisher. At Lock Invitational after clearing 14'9". Jennifer Farrow was selected of the Week as the ECAC Track Athlete of the Week. The senior Lady Eagle posted a stadium and meet record with her win in the 800 meters at the PSAC Tri-Meet on Wednesday, recording a 2:14.73. That mark is currently the second best in the conference. She also ran on the winning 4x100 and 4x400 meter relays at the meet. At the Lafayette Invitational over the weekend. Farrow captured a first-place finish in the 400 meters, winning by 1-1/2seconds in an national provisional qualifying time of 56.07. She was also second in the 200 meters (25.10) and was a member of the fourthplace 4x100 relay. mwmrm mm~mw 1 * kf fE^ ■m. Joe Webster Jennifer Farrow . j Andrew Pollison Horner EWL, PSAC Rookie of the Year Lady Ruggers take LOCK HAVEN - Morgan Horner, a red-shirt freshman wrestler, has been selected by the league's coaches as the PSAC Rookie of the Year. He also earned the nod as the Eastern Wrestling League (EWL) Rookie of the Year. Horner went 21-11 in his inaugural year of competition with the Bald Eagle squad, opening the season at 184 pounds before moving up to 197 pounds. An NCAA Division I National Championships qualifier and 12th seed after finishing as the EWL runner-up, Horner finished one win away from All-America honors as he placed in the top 12 at the national tournament. He went 2-2 at the NCAA tournament, his only losses coming against the No. 3 and 4 seeded wrestlers. He was the PSAC runner- up, and was one of the team bonus points leaders with six major decisions and six falls third at West Chester LOCK HAVEN - j^ l On April 12th and 13th the Women's Rugby team competed in a tournament in West Chester where they placed 3rd out of 33 teams to his record. The PSAC additionally honored Edinboro's Matt R. King as the Wrestler of the Year and Edinboro mentor Tim Flynn as Coach of the Year. Thc EWL also recognized Flynn as Coach of the Year and Carl Fronhofer of Pittsburgh as the Wrestler of the Year. The Lock Haven wrestling team, under first-year head coach Rocky Bonomo, recorded its 12th straight winning season with a 12-11 dual meet itM'ififtiTi i i ftii irfrtfr"/JP is" -./^^^ total. The Lady Ruggers played 5 total games of competition losing only once. Saturday morning started off the games against LaSalle. Haven scored right away with a try from Vicki Hoover. Chris Fye then placed the kick taking the score 7-0. Danielle Poyner scored next then Chrissy Hunsburger, Chris Fye, and finally Kathy Fogle. Becky Fell added 4 pts with placekicks. Haven triumphed with a final score of 31-0. An hour later Haven kicked off against Widener. Danielle Poyner opened up the game with the first try, Fell added 2. Vicki Hoover added another try as did Alicia Garber. Fell booted the kick and the game ended in a score of 19-0. At the end of the first day of competition the Lady Ruggers were ranked 3rd. LHU started off bright and early Sunday morning against Southern Connecticut. Play started out scoreless until Vicki Hoover again started off the scoring for Haven, while Fell added two on the kick. Chrissy Hunsburger then scored the next try as she battled through several defenders, Fell added the kick. Chris Fye was the next to score making it the last score of the game and bringing the final mark. The Bald Eagles were runat ners-up the PSAC Championships, placed fourth al the EWL Championships and were 35th overall at the NCAA Division I National Photo courtesy of Sports Information Morgan Horner at the PSAC Cahmpionships. Horner finished his inaugural season at 21-11. Intramural Standings 3v3 Basketball Team Wins Losses Samba N/A N/A Play-off Schedule Team vs. Sigma Pi Donkey Punchers Wildcats 4 Ramrod vs. Thundering Shooting 3 T-Bags Championship Match J.U.I.C.E. 1 KICK TKO T2 9 Team 9 Donkey Punchers 1 1 / Sigma Pi / vs. Sigma Pi 0 Ramrod ' Losses Team Wins Highlanders Losses 5 2 Swish Laker 4th North 1 Wins Football 4 3 Girls Hoppin' Hooters 3 Gumbo 1 Stunna's 3 Powerhouse 2 Sigma Pi 2 3 TKE 1 3 1 7 / Thundering T-bags Seal Minutes until the end of the game, the Haven girls got the ball out to winger Chris Fye who put it in the try zone tying; the game. This brought the game intoovertime. The Haven defended their try line almost the entire time, until Tanya Curtis pushed the ball downfield. The Haven got the ball out to winger Erinn Fortson who was inches away from the tryline, but was unable to put the ball into thc try-zone. Double overtime started and St. Joes pushed the ball up the field. The Haven gave up the try-line and allowed St. Joes to score. Haven couldn't make another try and fell to St. Joes 12-5, their only loss of the tournament. After the loss, the Haven played against Lehigh for the title of 3rd place. Tanya Curtis scored an early try bringing the score 5-0. Following that, Ellie Davis ran downfield and scored making it 10-0, Fell added 2, bringing the final score to 12-0. The Haven lost only one game, earing third place. The Hawks of St. Joes ended up taking home first place. The Haven will be in action next on April 26, 27 in Washington D.C., at the Ruggerfest Tournament. Spring Sports! www. lhueagley e. com Avails • Now leasing for Fall 2003. One and two bedroom units available June 1,2003. Most Utilities included, monthly or semester payment plans, 24-hour maintenance service and a friendly staff. Call 748-8550 for your personal showing today! Twenty minutes after the end of the game, the girls were; back on the field against St., Joeseph's. The Hawks were the; first to score on the Haven girls* all weekend and brought the 1 score to 5-0 on an early start. Good Luck this Weekend For more sports information visit us at: oiuaeni Mentals to 19-0. ■ Inc. Oavis Real Estate, Inc. Property Management 121 W. Church St. PO Box 951 Lock Haven, Pa f Jfr NAILS Proud to serve the students & athletes of Located Across from the Big Kmart We Offer Professional Nail Care! Lock Haven University 5 West Main St. (ACROSS FROM SUBWAY) mm ! Open 7 Day*. WppI [ t Nail. Appointment*, Manicures. and Pedicures. [ Walfc-lnt Wdm™. Airbrush Designs. Nail Art. Students receive $3 discount with HVeuse high quality DPI products your ID or with this COUPON! I mm i Acrylic, Gel. Silk. Sculputered , "~" *~ — ~~ mm* mm ™» —- . • ! 1 Page 11 April 25, 2003 Eagle Eye Lacrosse wins two in a row - Dwyer, Stritzi combine for 13 goals LOCK HAVEN Over the Photo courtesy of Sports Information Diana Strizki carries the ball against Regis College. Stritzi scored six goals helping the Lady Eagles to a 2-0 week. Indiana continued to fight, weekend, the Lady Eagles however, notching five unanswered goals of its own in the notched its second PSAC vicnext 13 minutes to inch closer, tory of the season with a 16-8 15-8, with just over two minhandling of Indiana (Pa.) utes remaining. University (2-10, 0-4 PSAC). Another goal came for the A total of eight Lady Eagles scored, including three Haven immediately following goals each from the trio of Indiana run, capping off the Megan Dwyer, Amy Richter victory at 16-8 in favor of the home team. and Diana Strizki. Dwyer paced the Haven The Haven set the tone from the start, scoring nine with three goals along with unanswered goals before four assists, and Richter added Indiana recorded its first score three scores and three assists. at the five-minute mark of the Strizki added three goals and an assist, while Dina first half. By intermission, the Lady Lewis and Katie Stewartz each Eagles had built an 11-3 contributed a pair of goals advantage due in part to three along with an assist by goals from Strizki and another Stewartz. Three Haven keepers saw three from Richter. action, Laura Carr, Amy The Lady Eagles set out in Rechenberg the second half in the same and Regina fashion as the first, scoring the Solecki, making a combined first four goals of the half total of 13 stops. including the third score by Dwyer. Jenelle Ayers The Eagle Eye The lacrosse team (7-7, 3-3 PSAC) posted a 15-11 victory East over Strousburg University ( 4-7, 2-3 PSAC) in its final Pennsylvania State Athletic Confrence (PSAC) of the season. Senior attacker Megan Dwyer tallied six goals and assisted on six others to lead the Lady Eagles to the win on the road. The Haven found itself behind at the half, 7-4 but an 11 goal rally in the second half combined with solid defensive effort, lifted the squad to the victory. Thc Lady Eagles fought back in the early portion of the half to end the score at 7-7, but with the game on the line, the Lady Eagles rattled off six straight goals to push into the contest lead and hold on for good. Dywer netted two of her six goals in the first half, then scored the tying and go-ahead goal in the final half with ten minuets left of play. Amy Richter and Diana Strizki were also key players in the offensive efforts. Richter scored four goals and an assist and Strizki added three goals along with two assists. Laura Luchetto and Anne Marie Ritzell each contibuted one goal in the effort. Laura Carr and Amy Rechenberg split time in goal, for the Haven. Carr registered four saves while Rechenberg stopped eight East Strousburg shots on goal. The lacrosse team remains on the road this weekend as they travel to Erie Pa, to face off against Mercyhurst College on Sun, April 27, at 12 p.m Gert said & Germ said... SARS threatens professional sports - NEW YORK The orii "• ' ~ I i i Should all female sports be required to wear Milwaukee Bucks fan on the phone last week was not offering potentially fatal disease. the usual unsolicited advice. "One of the problems," says It was U.S. Health and Smith, Ian a physician and medHuman Services Secretary "is people's refusal journalist, ical Tommy Thompson, a former to the obey guidelines." Wisconsin governor. He wanted coach George Karl to know that As the Western world comes to team, which with SARS (severe acute grips the played in at respiratory syndrome) professionToronto the end of the regular season, should take that city's al sports leagues are recognizing the special threat to athletes who outbreak of SARS seriously. travel constantly and interact with "We relayed the warning that large if you felt bad after visiting segments of the public. Sports leagues have not reactToronto, just don't mess around," but some have ed uniformly, Karl said. "The warning was also can't decided it is time to already that you get this unless you change how they do business. have direct contact with this. But the best thing maybe is to stay NBA officials, who have allowed some members of their inside." Cassell was one of three Hong Kong office to relocate or work from home, told teams durBucks players who returned to Toronto after Saturday's loss to ing thc final week of the regular the Nets for arraignment on season to use only charters when assault charges after their flying to Toronto. involvement in a brawl outside a "You tell these guys not to do Toronto strip club on April 11. something, and they still wind up Trial is scheduled for May 30. in a sleazy disco," the official said. ~3—I v^^^3k Who has ever heard of wearing a skin while playing a sport? Seriously. Who ever thought that women should wear a skirt while be lough, phys.cal and intimidating during a game? What is tough, physical and intimidating about a skirt? Nothing at all Was it the idea of some perverted male who wanted to watch women run in short skirts? In our opinion it's a disgrace. If we were to look across the field and see our opponent wearing skirt, a our immediate reaction would be to laugh. We certainly wouldn't be intimidated. There is no way that it looks tough, and how would you ever expect to get physical m a skirt (no pun intended). Athletes should always look like they are ready to compete; and wearing a skirt does not give the impression of an athlete who wants to be taken seriously. Now don't get us wrong, we are not bashing any sport that wears a skirt. We are not taking anything away from how difficult those sports are. What we are trying to say is that female athletes would look more athletic they were wearing if a proper uniformaA jersey and a pair of SHORTS! That's what a proper uniform should consist of. When we think of a skirt the first thing that comes to our mind jsj someone who has to be careful of how they walk, sit and carry themselves, because they dorivt want anyone seeing anything they shouldn't be seeing. Now, how can someone around and fall on run the ground wearing a skirt. If Title IX was supposed to make girls equal to men, why have them still running around in prissy little skirts If women want so badly to be v.ewed equally to men in athletics, then why keep the ideology that women belong skirts? in We are not trying to say that women should look like men while participating in athlet.es, but now that times have changed and most women are wearing skirts less in everyday life, then they should have no place on the athletic field. In Webster's dictionary the definition ofan athlete is this: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility or stamina. Now, where in that definition does a skirt come into the picture? trying to ' T The three Bucks didn't just put themselves at risk of arrest, they put themselves at risk for a SOft nb ! East Stroudsbur g University scheduled for Wed., April 23, has now been cancelled. ft?\i^ xt !i The softball doubleheader at Edinboro University that was rescheduled for Tues., April 22, has been Gr US u, u J i until Fri., April 25. Game time will still be 3 , Interested in Sports? Interested in Working in Radio Broadcasting? ™ » FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: 893-2500 (on campus) OR WSNU 92.1 FM WBPZ 1230 AM Part of Lipez Broadcasting at 748-4038 - Possible internships available for Fall 2003 and Spring 2004 working with LHU athletic events. moved p.m. Men's V-ball places second at Messiah LOCK HAVEN - The men's volleyball club squad placed second at the annual Mid-Atlantic Conference Championship. A total of 40 teams played in the league, while the top 16 were invited to play at the MidAtlantic Conference Championship held at Messiah College. Defeated by a veteran Villanova team in three games (25-22, 27-29, 15-11), this was the first time the Bald Eagles even ranked in the season-ending event. The squad emerged from pool play 3-0 in a best out of three matches. With a perfect game record of 6-0 they downed opponents PSU Berks, Drexel, and The College of New Jersey. They advanced to play rival PSU Altona, defeating tham 20. They next faced the host and favorite to win, Messiah in the semi-final match. The eagles stunned the Falcons and their fans, winning in two games. Advancing to the final, the LHU squad fell just short of winning its first championship. Thc Eagles had an overall game record of 11-2. The Volleyball team had already captured the North Division MAC title going 10-1 overall and 1-0 in their division. The LHU team members include Ryan Sell (captain), Ted Bloom, Bryan Frcberg, Aaron Wysocki, John Tucker, Zack Kreider, and Eric Gallagher. Check out next weeks Eagle Eye for Sports Year in Review! back page Friday AP ril 25, 200 3 Snorts s~>i i Tracksters earn ECAC honors page 11 Stinson, Rangi place at Penn Veldhuis finishes sixth in decathlon; Gauer records season-high 3,826 points in heptathlon, taking twelfth place LOCK HAVEN - Four multi-event athletes from the Lock Haven Pennsylvania men's and women's track and field teams were busy wrapping up the decathlon and heptathlon at the Penn Relays today, with two bringing home top-three performances. Senior Matt Stinson finished second overall in the decathlon, while sophomore Brooke Rangi was third in the heptathlon. Stinson was second overall and the top Division II finisher in the men's decathlon, scoring 6,838 points over the two-day stretch. He won the long jump, going 22'6-1/2", and the discus with a throw of 127'9". Stinson placed second in the 100-meter dash (11.20) and the high jump (6'5"), and was third in the 1500 meters in 4:35.97. Adding to his points total were fifth-place finishes in the pole vault (12*5-1/2"), 400 meters 110 meter high hurdles (15.81). (50.33) and Keith Veldhuis placed sixth in the decathlon, recording his best per- formance of the season with a total of 6320 points. Veldhuis won the 400meter dash, running a 49.56 for the maximum points in that event. He was second in both the long jump (22'1-3/4") and the 1500 meters (4:28.27), and finished third in the 100 meter dash (11.23). Rangi was third in the women's heptathlon, posting her best performance this season with 4,760 points. That total currently seats her at the top of the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference and eighth in NCAA Division II standings. Rangi won the high jump with a clearance of 5'4-l/2", and collected third-place finishes in the shot put (35'10-l/2") and the javelin (111'l 1"). She also finished fifth in the long jump (17'4"). Lady Eagle teammate Jaime Gauer completed competition in the heptathlon in 12th place overall. Gauer registered 3826 points, her best mark ofthe season. She was seventh in the high jump with a mark of 4'11-3/4" and placed ninth in the javelin, recording a distance of 83'6". The men's and women's track teams continue competition at the Penn Relays through the weekend. Br -jfl Photo courtesy of Joe Smolensk! Anesu Mushonga in action earlier this season. The men's and women's track team are competing in the Penn Relays and the University of Pennsylvania this weekend. Baseball wins two in PSAC play Softball falls to Repard allows Andrew Mason The Eagle Eye one hit for a 9-0 shutout against Edinboro Pitcher Andy Leakey closed the door on the Edinboro offense in the final inning and picked until the along smoothly up the win for the Haven fourth when Edinboro with a final score of 14-9. scored five runs to take a the Unfortunately Haven was not able to 5-4 lead. But LHU showed complete the three-game some resiliency, posting sweep of the Fighting four runs in the bottom Scots as they fell 2-1 in a half of the inning that hard fought battle in included a three-run Game three. bomb off the bat of Matt The LHU attack could only produce one run in Brown. With an 8-5 advantage the second inning before things looked good for being shut down for the the Haven until the sixth remainder of the game. A run in each of the inning when two fielding errors allowed Edinboro final two innings by to get back in the game Edinboro gave them the and tie it up at 9-9. 2-1 victory. However LHU would Josh Offensively not be denied and came Harbison led the way right back in the bottom going 2-3 with an RBI. of the sixth with five LHU hits the road on runs. Saturday to face Clarion Four of which came University in a PSAC offthe bat of Brett Kelley West doubleheader. who stroked a grand slam The first game begins to left field. at 1 p.m. The LHU baseball team again suffered a sub-par week going 2-3 against Indiana (PA) University and Edinboro University. On Friday, LHU traveled west for a doubleheader against the Bears of IUP. Game one was dominated by IUP as the Haven bats went cold. IUP built a virtually insurmountable 10-0 lead going into the sixth The first game, a make-up game that was originally postponed due to darkness, ended up 9-0 in favor of LHU. Heath Repard went the distance on the mound only giving up one hit while striking out The scoring for the Haven started in the third inning when Joshua Harbison knocked in a run and it didn't stop there. LHU scored at least one run in each ofthe last Things got better for four innings. the Haven against In Game two the Bald Edinboro University on Eagles offense again pro- / J Photos courtesy of Sports Information fi Today I I p.m. I Softball - @ IUP ■J 1 I Baseball @ IUP IUP, drops to 10-18 Wednesday taking two of vided some punch delivthree from the Fighting ering 13 hits and scoring 14 runs. Scots at Foundation Field. Things were going . Sat, April 19 - Heath Repard pitched his way to a 9-0 shutout (left). Brett Kelley rounds the bases for the Haven last season. H Sun, April 20 I *Lacrosse IUP I NQ EVENTS I I 1 p .m I I Track @ Lafayette SCHEDULED I HHBV ■HBfl - Mon, April 21 II 3 p.m. - Softball @ Edinboro contmue^ ward spiral as they dropped a double header to IUP 4-2 and 6-2 on Saturday. In the first game, the Haven (10-18, 5-9 PSAC West) knocked out four hits. They tied the game at 1 -1 in the second on a Courtney Hughes single; scoring Heather Johnson. Hughes would finish 2 for 3 The Eagles' Kristen Frantz would cross the plate to make the score 2-1 in the fourth off an error IUP (19-13, 10-4 PSAC West) then scored put the game away with three runs off two homeruns. Sarah White led off the inning with a solo shot over the fence, her seventh of the season Three batters later Beth Clark would go yard with a two-run nomer Haven's Molly Shuey (5-9) picked up the lost, allowing four fi9H Tues, April 22 IfI Stroudsburg 4 p.m. - Lacrosse @ East jm m* only __■ tml 4&F jP* ff ,^««#__BF '* L_ Photo courtesy of Sports Information Molley Shuey pitches for the Haven. runs on seven mts Jod y Swaverly (106 ) went the distance earning the win, as she struck out nine Eagles. The second game the Haven's offense woke UP' out hittin 8 Iup 12*9 Unfortunately, *e nins crossm 8 the plate were - ,imited - Lynnette Murray, batting .345 went 4 for 4 witn two stolen bases, Johnson knocked in both runs c1f Eame » scoring Frantz both times Frantz was a perfect 3 for 3 8t bat Lynn Spiezio added - Wed, April 23 - I * Baseball I I p.m. I Softball scored, Thc winning pitcher, Sarah Knill (7-4) pitched the complete g«m«. giving up one earned run. Today, LHU travels to Edinboro to play a reschedule contest from earlier this week. the Tomorrow, Haven will conclude their regular season with Bt0P CIafi°n * « _- - Thurs, April 24 Edinboro ■ I East p.m. ■ B Stroudsburg two nits and Amanda Sheets tacked on one. Haven's Kelly Detrick (3-4) suffered the lost after going four innings and four runs ■ K T NO EVENTS SCHEDULED ■ B