Lock Haven State Colleg The Bundling Plan It's a substitute for Arab oil by Art Buchwald Everyone is coming up with new methods of helping during the energy crisis. Some ideas are nutty but others are very practicle and should be called to the atterh tion of the government. Professor Heinrich Applebaum has been studying new methods of sharing heat, and has just written a paper titled "Bundling and the Energy Crisis" which he presented to the Society of Thermostat Inspectors. Applebaum told me after giving his report: "The place where we waste the most heat in our homes is in bed. America can no longer afford the luxury of having one person sleep in bed all by himself. If we can persuade people to voluntarily share their beds, we could turn down the thermostats in our homes seven degrees." "Would these people have to be married?" I asked. "In normal times I would say yes. But this is the biggest emergency our country has ever faced and I think people should be given waivers if they aren't married, at least until the crisis is over." "Then you consider bedpooling as a major solution to the heating shortage?" "Absolutely. We must make Americans feel unpatriotic if they go to bed alone. We must instill a new spirit of bundling in this country." "il sounds great on paper," I said, "but luppose people refuse to share their beds with others?" Applebaum pursed his lips. "Then the government will have to step in and take forceful measures. These could include putting a surtax on citizens who insist on sleeping alone. This tax would be so high that it would be very unprofitable to refuse to bundle with somebody else. We could also give tax reductions to those who are willing to pool their beds. For example, if Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice were willing to bundle together, they would get 10 percent off on their income taxes." "What about people who have to sleep atone, such as policemen, doctors and newspaper reporters?" "They would have a special sticker put on their beds exempting them from the bundling laws. This sticker would be given only to people who could prove Iheir work is so essential they cannot bundle up with anybody." "How do you think the American people will take to forced bundling''" "I think the American people will be willing to share their beds with others once Nixon explains it to (hem. Body heat is still the greatest resourse this country has, and we can get through the winter providing everyone —and I mean everyone— cooperates." "Suppose you have a have a large empty bed and no one to bundle wi th? What do you do then? "We hope to set up bedpooling information centers all over the country. All you would have to do is call a number and we'd tell you who is looking for someone to share a bed. These centers would be open 24 hours a day." "It sounds complicated," I said. "But I guess it's worth it." Applebaum said: "It will work. To get the people to cooperate, we will have an advertising campaign on television." "What will be your slogan''" "Do something patriotic; share a bed!" Attention - Students, Faculty and Staff who signed for flu injections-The second injection will be given today at the Glennon Infirmary from 12 noon until 1 p.m. Anyone planning to take "Curriculum and Methodology" in Spring 1974, Summer 1974, or Fall 1974, please come to Himes 101 or 102 to sign up. A lis! will also be posted on the bulletin board outside Himes 102 Copyright 1973 Los Angeles Times reprinted wilh permission Spring Semester a prevalent question By Joe Savrock Will the spring semester begin as scheduled on January 14'' This is the prevalent question being asked by the college community. As the energy crisis becomes increasingly severe and the semester in question rapidly approaches, the situation becomes more relevant. "It is a good question," quipped Dr. Gerald R. Robinson, Academic Vice President, indicating that it is too early for anybody to have an answer. "As it now stands, we plan to begin the semester as it is scheduled. "There are so many variables involved at this time," continued Dr. Robinsott The result, he said, could be determined by any number of factors, such as the severity of the winter or regulations set down by the government. "The major variable is how cold it will be before that time," said Mr. David J. Arseneault, Coordinator of Campus Activities. Expecially cool weather between now and mi* January would be a dominant factor in a decision to lengthen the semester break Arseneault believes that the Federal government's proposal to ration fuel could have an effect on the situation "If we feel that we have enough fuel to last the entire semester," he said, "we probably will open on schedule. But we don't want'to begin the semester if we can't keep the college operating." Closii^ the college partway through the semester would continued on page 2 page 2 EAGLE EYE Lock Haven State College LHSC feels effects of energy crisis further savings on electricity. The survey may take two or Even in the remote regions three days and would be performed at no cost to the of the Allegheny Mountain, college. LHSC feels the effect s of the The committee has subenergy crisis. A committee mitted a list of recommendations has been formed to investigate to be implemented and invesand recommend how LHS may tigated further as well as minimize the effect of the several supplemental reports energy crisis. The reports contain long The Committee on Conrange items involving capital servation of Institutional investment and short range items Resources is made up of repimplementing regular operationresentatives of the administraal improvement. tion, clerical staff, faculty, maintenance staff, off-campus The long range suggestions representatives and law include such items as instalenforcement. ling mercury vapor lights in the Field House because they According to Dave Arsenault, chairman of Ihe committee cost less to maintain than the present incandescent lights Pennsylvania Power and Light insulating heating pipes and has been contacted and they have agreed to send a represent- valves and using small economy cars for official use. ative to the campus to survey the electrical usage here The Many of the short term representative would make recommendations have been further recommendat ions as to implemented already such as how the college can make removing unnecessary light By Betsy Woolridge bulbs and eliminating illumination of outdoor signs. Arsenault believes that the most important aspect will be making people aware of the energy crisis and that conservation must take piace. IMPORTANT: Alt students who registered fir EDSOis Elementary Rofessional Semester, on Saturday, Nov. 11, please turn in the pai^ ticipation questionnaire inmediately to Kfrs. McCloskey in Himes 106. Good day and good bundling ^V ^^""y Mi Her Being of sound (questionable) mind and one to help in a crisis, I am only toooo glad to comply with the latest curtailments. As a matter of fact (more questionable), I even go a little further. This morning, as I slipped out of my comfortably chilly bed (no electric blanket), my feet hit a sandpapered floor (no insulation). I shuffled out to the kitchen to get breakfast and because I don't waste electricity with a toaster, 1 sprinkled hot pepper and chili powder on my pop tarts to warm them The Phantom Serialist nas contributed this episode to the up (which it did)! Eagle Eye and like everylhing else aboul Super Pusher it doesn't A refreshingly freezing fit in "chronological time." shower was next. After In Ihis pre-holiday episode. Super Pusher, eager to assure melting the relatively thin everyone a fantasucally peaceful yule, enters the den o] the ^^^^j ^f -^^ ,[^g, ^^^^^^^ ^ fearful and extremely liberated female ghastly known as by jumping up and down to ELAPPOGKA. generate body heat, I dressed What is to become of our //cro'' His only weapon is a in a basic warm wool. (What two-thirds full can of Wizard "Pol Pourri" Deodorizer and a could be more comfortable?) new box of E'ruit Ence, l^ut, as you know. Super Pusher has a I then strolled out to my way with danger, and nol even the prospect of ELAPPOGRA's vile breath, her hideously slimy and justly famous embraceySpring Semester squeezey till yat go all i^ouey, and her unspeakable tendency continued from page 1 to read MS. while sucking cumquals can deter his drive lo make create loo many hardships. your Noel swell. Unlike high schools, a college The cave of ELAt^POGKA is a vast and yawning mess. cannot feasibly close its Peril, Super Pusher, I^EKIL lurks in ever\' cranny and crack. classes a day at a time lo The ooze is treacherous; the fissures are lo be avoided; and avoid the most frigid days. Ihe throne of ELAPPOGRA, surrounded by old cumqual peels "We have over a thousand and the gooeys oj her victims are the main terrors. Stepping studenis who live on the camdelicately through all this while chewing Ihe whole box of pus." reasons Dr. Robinson. Eruit Eace, Super ['usher moves closer to ELAPPOGRA until "iWe would necessarily have to he IS just a Wizard spray away. She sees him arid lets fly a maintain the donns and cafebelch so unspealiably and obscenely tasteless that nol even teria on those days." Closing in Zimmerii would it go unnoticed. Super Pusher is alx>ut to for a week at a time w ould leave the whole yule thing to the individual when he notices a upset the pace of the semester. tiny trap door in the ttase of ELAPPOGRA's throne. Using his Absorbing the spring Wizard Spray to clean off the inscription, he reads: vacation break into the He who seeks ELAPPOGRA's end Christmas break, said Dr. Inlo GELBOGS must descend Robinson, is a more logical To find Ihe secret key of fate possibility. To find ELAPPOGRA's destined mate!! Dr. Robinson said that a Will Super Pusher for,,,tthe m i l juf/cr r u a f i c i dare u » i c descend u u i . . . . . ~ into ••.." f/if ••••» GELBOOS —-—w,^. group c o n s i s t i n s nf fa I. seael key and the identity of ELAPPOGRA's bridegroom'' The staff, and studem members fs answer will appear before the first Yule Log burns merrily in fcnning. In case Ihe c ' ' Flappogra^s yule log burns merrily in Avis '^^'*- Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973 ''ecomes critically severe, the vehicle. As I jumped onto a comfortable wooden bench, I revved up my horse and off I went in my sleek, new buggy. When I arrived at sch9ol, 1 entered and walked up four flights of stairs (electric elevator off). I breezed into a semi-dark, semi-freezing room and sat down for a semi-frozen lecture by a definitely turned off teacher. Journeying to the cafeteria for lunch, I found what else but cold cuts and cold chocolate. Again at home, I opened all the closet doors to release hiding heat and proceeded to make an advertisement for bundling (no further explanation should be needed). I would tell you how successful the bundling was, but to save electricity I will now turn off my electric typewriter. Good day and good bundling. group will appoint a special committee to determine possible actions which will be taken. I think I'm allergic to morning. UNWANUP PFtGNANCY? AMINICAN f AMILY PLANMING ISA HOtriTAL AFFILIATED ORGANIZA TION OFFf RING YOU ALL A l T f RNATIVES TO AN UNWANTED PREONANCY FORJMPORMATION IN YOUR AREAOlLL 4N)(2I5)44»J00< NBHMNG Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973 EAGLE EYE Lock Haven State College page 3 LHSC Battle of the Sexes: The Lock Haven State Cross Coantry 72 and competed the second College semester last season is set Team offlcialiy challengas at 177 pounds. the Women's Field Hockey Art Baker, a freshman Team to a Soccer match on from Carnegie, could get the nod at 190 pounds f or the Thursday, Dec. 6,1973 at opener and Jim Schuster, a 260 poundet is back at heavy- 3:4S. weight. Last year as a freshman A collection will be he placed Sth at the NCAA taken at the game to College Division Tournament. The 1973-74 varsity benefit the campus United schedule: Fund campaign. 8 lettermen-Dr Cox is optimistic Eight lettermen could be in the lineup for the Lock Haven State wrestling team on Saturday, Dec. 1 in the 197374 home opener with Morgan State College, a newcomer to the schedule. Dr. Ken Cox, head coach at LHS, is optimistic for this season despite a very tough 14 meet schedule that includes matches with national powers Oklahoma University and Clarion State plus competing in the first Penn State University Invitational Tournament, Dec. 7-8. "We'll have mostly good experienced wrestlers in the lineup and plenty of depth this year," stated Coach Cox. Slated for action at 118 pounds is senior Brian Kuntz who came on strong at the end of last season compiling a 14-10 record and placed third at conference meet. Lock Haven native Bob Banfill a junior letterman or Ben Shipman, sophomore from Jersey Shore, will go at 126. Pennsylvania Conference Champion Rob Johnson with a fine 20-9-4 record last year is set for 134 and at 142 another junior letterman, Lou Conway will see action. Dave Crowell a Jtnrior varsity wrestler in 1972-73 will be at 158 pounds. Don Eichenlaub the defending ISO pound conference champdon will move to 158 to open the season. At 167 will be last year's most improved grappler, Don Adamx, a two-year letter winner. Dave Wasson who lettered as a freshman in 1971- DATE OPPONENT Dec. Dec. 7-8 Dec. 13 Dec. 15 Jan. % 9 Jan. Jan. 12 Jan. 19 Jan. 26 Jan. 31 Feb. 2 6 Feb. Feb. 9 Feb. 13 Feb. 16 Feb. 22-23 8 p.m. Morgan Stale Home Penn State Invitational Tournament Away Brockport (NY) State University 8 p.m. Away Buffalo (NY) State University 8 p.m. Home 8 p.m. Yale University Home Oklahoma University 8 p.m. Home Pacific (Oregon) University 8 p.m. Home iSlippery Rock State College 8 p.m. Away East Stroudsburg State College 8 p.m. Home CaliforniaState College 8 p.m. Home 8 p.m. Clarion State College Away Bloomsburg State College 8 p.m. Home University of Pittsburgh 2 p.m. Away Shippensburg State College 8 p.m. Away Waynesburg College 8 p.m. Home Pennsylvania Conference Toui^ al Slippery Rock nament TIME LOCATION - ^ Limifed flckefs A limited number of wrestling reserved season tickets are still available. Contact Ms. Bonnie Beck, Ticket Manager, Parson's Student Union. Faculty members with an activity card can obtain the tickets at one-half price of $8 for nine 'super' home matches. The nationally ranked Bald-Eagles open the 1973-74 home season at 8 p.m. this Saturday against Morgan Slate University, with the Junior Varsity going at 6 p.m. LHS Psych Prof co-author By Pam Snyder Civil Service announces deadlines The U.S. Civil Service Conmiission announced the filing deadlines for 1974 summer jobs with Federal agencies. Those who file by December 28, will be tested between February 2 and 16; and by January 25, between February 23 and March 9, at locations convenient to them. The Commission said the earlier a student files and takes the test, the greater the chances for employment. Each summer about 10,000 positions are filled from a pool of more than 100,000 eligibles. About 8,000 of these are clerical jobs, and approfimately 2,000 are aides in engineering and sciencV occupations. Complete instructions for filing and information on opportunitiea avaiUble are contained in CSC announcement No. 414, Summer Jobs in Federal Agencies, which obtained from may be Job Information Federal most college Centers, placement offices, or from the Civil Service Commission, Washington, D.C. 20415. Unhke its practice in past years, the Commission will not automatically send forms to those who qualified in 1973 and who may wish to remain on the lists for consideration in 1974. Those who qualified for summer employment in 1973 must update their applications by submitting a form enclosed in the announcement. They are not required to repeat the written test. The U.S. Postal Service is nol participating in the summer employment examination for 1974. Inquiries regarding summer employment with the Postal Service should be directed to the post office where employBKiU is desired. New club—Bald Eagle Divers Recently, the Bald Eagle Divers held an organizational meeting. At this meeting, the constitution, fees, patch emblems, and trips to Florida and the Bahamas were discussed. Officers were also elected. They are: Pres.-Axt OaUama; V. Pres.-Mike Holter; S e c Becky Gilbert; Treas.-Thad Bydlon; Sergeant-At-ArmsSteven C. Liddic. If anyone ia interested in joining this club, contact any of the officers. Lessons start this Friday and are every Friday from MO P.M. Eric Hatch, a psychology professor at Lock Haven State College, along with Sol Magendzo, has written a book. Someone Who Really Cares. It is soon to be published by Mi-fix Associates. The subject of the book is a child with a learning disability. Someone Who Really Cares relates to the feelings and emotional needs of the child rather than intellectual needs. It shows that a child with a lea ming disability should talk out his feelings of difference. The two school psychologists have written this book on a second grade lev el, so a child wilh a learn ing disability can read the book and relate to it. This is to be the first in a series of chiklren's books written by Hatch and Magendzo dealing with learning diaabilities. Thurs., Nov. 29, 1973 EAOLE EYE page 4 Lock Haven State College CAS holds lobby Dec4 At the meeting of the Board of Coordinators held Nov.17, 1973, a motion was passed that stated: "CAS hold a lobby ing action in Harrisburg on Dec. 4, 1973." No mention was made concerning the number of studenis to be sent from each school. Lock Haven State College will be represented by 18 students in Harrisburg for this lobbying action. We feel that the lobbying action can be effectively attained by having informal discussions with the legislators and speakers on Ihe floor representing CAS. The rationale for sending busloads of students to Harrisburg al this time is in a desperate need of evaluation when we set our priorities above that of the national fuel crisis. We urge studenis to realize that there are very t>robable adverse effects to our venture of securing appropriations when we show our indifference to this situation of prime importance. Brighten the life of a chiki with your bright Christmas bulb." The Veterans Club of LHS in cooperation with the Bucktail Inn is sponsoring a Cerebral Palsey DriVe. A donation of $1.00 entitles each person to have his name appear on the giant poster which will be located in Bentley Hall Lounge. In addition, names of donators will be attached to a Christmas ornanient suspended from the ceiling al Ihe Most appreciative Dear Editor: I am most appreciative of the tvo Eagle Eye articles on library vandalism by Joe Savrock. The articles were a fresh and lively presentation of a perennial library problem and certainly brought our present situation to the attention of everyone. Sincerely, Robert S. Bravard Head Librarian Four Siren fi Skoppini/ CiBtir Schmidt's, Valley Forge, Duke, Budweise-, Michelob ond Other Favorite Brands Complete Shasta Line, Other Favorite Soft Drinks, Ice and Party Snacks Phen* 748 4073 Lost: 2 manilla folders and a green notebook in vicinity of PUB bookstore. Needed desperately!! If found, return to Sue Constantini, 204 Gross. Bucktail Inn. The Vets will be collecting donations in Bentley Hall Lounge on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, December 5, 6, and 7. Pledges can also be made at the Academic Affairs Office, first floor Raub or a dollar can be given to any member of die Vets' Club. Be sure to give your name so it can be attached to a bulb and appear on the poster. "Britten the life of a child..." Con/er I ask anybody with Ihe answers lo write or in some way make yourself known. Thank youPersistance A W Gundlach & Sons I25H9«on Blvd. CLASSIFIEDS Brighten the life of a child Dear Editor.... I ask anybody To the Editor; Being the stubborn person I nm, I am writing again. My questions about the Student Publications Board becoming a standing commiltee of the Studeni Co-operative Council slill haven't been answered. What progress has Ihe study commission made? What would be the legal ramifications? If the SPB would become a committee, would its members automatically become SCC members, or would they have no vote in publication matters? Who started this action and why? What would be the advantages? Applications for tkt Harrisburg state iNttnship must be filed by 1:00 p.m., Wednesday, November 28. The metric system is based on the distance between either pole and the equator bf the earth. This distance was broken down into ten million units, or meters. 1 Wanted: 2 occupants for the Zoo next semester. Call 748-7261. Anyone Student teaching at BEN 1st nine weeks of spring semester, please contact Cindy Schenck, 202 Gross, ext. 469, 748-9941 A mer J can UMER^^ Loc k H aven 404 Bellefonte Ave. 748-6350 Ryder Tnick Rental Inspection Station Road Service National Car Rental EAGLE EYE Co-Editors-in-Chief Sandy Gartner News Editor Sports Editor M emberPa. Collegiate Press Assoc. Barbara Wiiss William Mahon Gary Brubaker Layout Editor John Eshelman Photography Editoi- M»ke Bra 1 ley Advisor Ms. Marian Huttenstine Coordinator of Student Publications yj^^ ^^„,g„ Clemmer EAGLE EYE la pubUslMd daily by Uw atudanla oT Lock Hann Stat* ColU(«. AU oplnlona aaprataad by coluaanlsti and faatu'a writara, iacludinc lattara to tha aditor. ara not nacatsarily thoaa of thla Inatllullm or a< ihla pubUcatlon. 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