Lady Eagle Classic this weekend See page 6 IL®(gS;rata^WlsGWig30IR7MaS!I2'^ Parson's Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, Pennsylvania 177-15 Vol. 32 No. 17 8 pages Friday, November 22,1985 Tuition rise in the works for next fall By Chris Fischer News/Features Editor On the mind ot every student here at Lock Haven University is the question of if, and when tuition will go up. Due to the new faculty contract that was settled last month, the tuition here at Lock Haven University has the possibility of going up. Dr. Dean G. Phelps, acting Vice President of Administration, said, "A tuition increase is • a system wide decision, it isn't just up to LIHU." . Phelps explained that the current tuition level of $800 for a full-time student and $68 for a part-time credit hour, will stand at least for the next semester. Quite certain of an increase For the fall of 1986 though, Phelps is quite certain of an increase. "I doni want the tuition to be raised for the students, I want the Pennsylvania Legislature to provide more (funding) for the Higher Education System," Phelps said. Since an increase for next fall is almost certain then, the real question that concerns the students is exactly how much more money wilt they be paying out. He explained that the LHU budget committee is looking into, and working on the matter. Phelps said that he really couldn't comment on the amount of the possible increase since no decision has been made. He did say that the increase "will be considerably more than simply an inflation increase." Speculation at the State System of Higher Education headquarters puts the increase at upwards of $100. Past Increases LHU experienced a $15 tuition hike this fall, the smallest increase in recent University's history. The last increase before that, was in the fail of 1984 when the LHU cost of education rose $45. The tuition fees for a full-time LHU student in 1967 were $125 a semester. On an inflation adusted scale, 1967 is a base year, with one "actual" dollar (the amount a dollar will buy) as opposed to one "real" dollar (one "real" dollar always equals one dollar, 100 pennies ). In "actual" purchasing dollars, tuition has increased approximately 650 percent since 1967. An example of this is that in 1967 a loaf of bread cost 20 cents, compared to $1.05 today. In Inflation adjusted "real" dollars, though, tuitton has gone up 200 percent since 1967. If you go by the inflation adjusted "real" dollars, LHU tuition has actually gone down for the past 10 years. In "real" dollars, the full-time tuition fees for 1973 were $281 compared to $252 for 1985, a $29 decrease. In actual purchasing dollars, though, it cost a student $375 in tuition in 1973 to attend the campus, a $425 increase. Piper to read his poetry Chris Fischer News/Feature Editor A variety of student creative writing works will be read to the public on Tuesday, November 26, in Raub Hall room 307. Headlining the 7 p.m. event will be Bill Piper, a senior English education major. Piper is excited about the event. He said, "I think it will be interesting to hear what others will be reading." Piper recently had his chapbook, called "What it is?" printed by Lock Haven University. A chaptK}ok is a collection of creative writings that LHU will print for an English major. Piper's chapbook is divided up into six sections and contains approximately 25 of his poems that he wrote between 1983-1985. He explained that he doesn't write a poem from a topic or idea. Piper said, "There is just a music in your head, and you try to put words to it." Creative writing award winner Piper was the 1984-1985 recipient of the Isabel Winner Miller Award in creative writing. This annual award is endowed by Isabel Winner Miller of Lock Haven. The award is presented to a junior or senior LHU student who has demonstrated outstanding ability In the writing of Imaginative literature. Piper has had some of his Haiku poetry professionally published in Modern Haiku magazine. Haiku is an unrhymed Japanese verse form of three lines containing five, seven and five syllables respectively. Piper wants to teach English upon graduation. The following selection is poem II from the "Center of the Whirlpool" section of Piper's chapbook. Hushed sun fills the warm, grey haze. Across the street, The tan and dirty brick Is more visible under the elm leaves. Yeltow blurrs under green. A leaf drops. My friend pulls a grey hair Out of his beard and grins. We ain't talkin much. Our cats come around And curl up on our feet. The radio plays "Yesterday's Wine." Brown leaves merge with the dust. I Boxer Steve Greber left Wednesday for Brunei in Southeast Asia competitions. Greber is a two-time national runner-up at 147 lbs. 2 Eagle Eye Friday, November 22,1985 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Editors, In the November 15 issue of the Eagla Eye, in an article entitled "SCC tables money for Tutorial Center," a faculty member was "quoted" on the subject. Since I was the only faculty member present, I assume the remarks were attributed to me. First of all, quotatton marks imply that what was reported was a^iSSiiX. what was stated. In the precise form in whtoh it was stated. What appeared in the Eagle Eye seemed to be an inaccurate attempt to synthesize my extensive comments on the tutorial center situatton. Dear EdKors, In response to the "Drink, drank, drunk again" editorial in Tuesday's Eagle Eye, I would like to express my opintons on the matter. First of all, though, i must say that I honestly don't know what stance you were trying to take; however some Interesting points were made. Let me state that I, as a member of a Greek organlzatton myself, feel that the fraternity system on this campus Is being bluntly $*&@ upon. The music must be faced. Anyone can throw a party, not just fraternities. Yet the fraternities are absorbing 90, if not 100 percent of the heat. First it was no more weeknight As for the quotation, the word "strike" was never uttered and students were UQi urged to picket the Admissions Open House on Saturday. The issue was raised by several speakers that the University advertises free tutorial services for all students through such sources as the University catalog, the Student Handbook and the Open House programs for prospective students. By so doing, the University incurs responsibility for providing those servtoes and, therefore, should do so. For the record, the following are my opinions on this topic and were among the remarks I made last Wednesday evening: 1. Funding for the Tutorial Center is in no way the responsibility of the SCC. 2. The Tutorial Center is an academic responsibility of the University and should be funded from the general University budget. 3. Should supplemental or alternative sources of funding be necessary, there are groups other than the SCC whtoh are more logical targets for such requests. 4. If aJi other suggestions and alternatives fail and the Tutorial Center Is in danger of being closed to the general student population, then students should take action to impress upon University officials the importance of maintaining the Center. One form the action might take is a demonstration in front of Sullivan Hall in support of additional funding. I believe maintenance of Tutorial Services for all student is an imponant issue and -is one which deserves the attention and best efforts of the entire campus community in finding a solution. Hopefully, we can all work together toward that end. Sincerely, Sharon E. Taylor Faculty Advisor to the S.C.C. fraternity parties, and now it's no more weekend parties. Personally, I dont care. I like the Idea of closed parties because that will probably boost this campus' Greek population from it's staggering seven percent to something more respectable. However, the one big question that Immediately comes to my mind is, why arent the Independent parties regulated and shut down too? Why can the Manor or the Havoc have an open party-on a weeknight at that-and not...? What about the zoo, the Airport, the Igloo, the Cave, the Annex, the White House, the guys above Pizza City, the girls at the Zeta House, and others? What about them? Why are they allowed to keep doing what we have been and are condemned for? Right here are ten - TENIII - definite organizations which have parties, yet only one finger was pointed, and it was pointed at a much more honorable system-the Greek system. I'd like to know when the last, or even first time, any of the independent houses raised a thousand dollars for charity, or did something constructive for the community. I have absolutely nothing against any of the Independents or the independent organizations, such as the above mentioned, but i am against the double standard that is being set. What's going to be done about that? Jay, you're absolutely right. College students do drink a lot of beer, and more often than not, they drink in great quantities. The point to be made, though. Is where do they drink? Evidently, starting in January 20, It wont be in the fraternity houses too much. Where does that leave the under-age drinker? Probably in the dormitory. In ctosing. Jay, I would like to say this: it's not a frat, it's a fraternity. After all, you woutont call your country anything else but a country, right? Yours truly, K. John Russell ANNOUNCEMENTS ROOMMATE WANTED Needed: Female to share an apartment for one semester. Two bedrooms, kitchen, and living room. Good location, behind Sal's. Call Ave, Kim, or Julie at 748-3069. STEPSHOW The Kaooa Sweethearts will be having a steoshow and party on November 23, 1985. The party begins at 9:00 in the Bentley Hall Lotiby. Everyone is invited to attend. WINNER Winner of the Phi Mu Delta 50/50 drawing is Lisa Tremmel from Woolridge Hall. FOR RENT Two bedroom apartrnent, close to college. Oil heat. Call 717-748-2122. The Eagle Eye is a student produced bi-weekly newspaper published in the Parsons Unton Buitoing Lock Haven University Lock Haven, Pennsylvania 17745 Letters and comments are encouraged. All letters submitted for publication must be signed and accompanied with the writer's telephone number. The Eagle Eye reserves the right to edit letters for length and libelous material. The opinions expressed on the editorial page are not necessarily those of the administratton, faculty, or student body. Editors-in-Chlef.... News Editor Sports Editor Features Editor Photo Editors Business Manager Advertising Director Advertising Sales Layout and Design Faculty Advisor Jay Zech Matt Connor Chris Fischer Dave Walters Chris Fischer Gina Giansante Vickie Laugalis Bonnie Hummel Tanya Baskovich Tina Hoffman Bill Hunter ...Tina Hoffman Dr. Douglas Campbell CHIPPENDALES Coming December 6 to Cheers to LH You - Chippendales style of entertainment. Do you have special talent to share; music, dancing, comedy? Join us for a planning meeting on November 20, 8 p.m. in the Student Life Office, Smith Hall Lobby. FOR RENT Two or three bedroom apartment for rent. Centrally located, includes heat, water and garbage disposal. Call 748-3263. TICKETS If you are approached by a smiling individual with his or her hand outstretched, and a white booklet clenched in the other, reach into your pocket and bring out your cash. The Adult Education Organization Is conducting through November 25. Cash prizes of $300, $150, and $50 will be awarded to the lucky winner at the drawing on Wednesday November 26, at noon In the P.U.B. Donattons are only $1 per ticket, and all proceeds benefit the A.E.O. If you wouto like to help hustle ttokets for a good cause, see someone in the Adult Center on the first floor, P.U.B. MEETING Intarnatlonal Student Association meeting to discuss plans for Thanksgiving vacation and Christmas dinner. The meeting Is at 7:45 p.m. in Raub Hail tobby. COUNSELOR SELECTION A new selection process will be opened for student counselors beginning on Friday, November 15. Applications will be available on this date in the Student Life Office, Smith Hall Lobby. Appltoattons will be due on November 27, Recommendattons will be due December 6 and group process sessions will be held on December 4 and December 9. Take advantage of this second chance to serve In this rewarding role. For more information contact Ed Nixon, 2377 or Carol RInatoi, 2318. TICKET INFORMATION All persons selling tickets for the Adult Educational Organization, please have all your ticket stubs, money, and unsold tickets handed in to Jerry Walker or any officer of the A. E. O. by Monday, November 25th. MEETING All College of Education Student Teachers, spring semester, 1986, are required to attend an orientatton meeting Dec. 12 at 1:00 in Hamblin Auditorium. If you have a conflict, see Dr. Fostvedt prior to Dec. 12. This meeting Is in place of the one scheduled for Dec. 5,1985. OFFICE CLOSES Campus Recreational Room will close Monday, November 25 at 4 p.m. It will re-open Tuesday, December 2 at 10 a.m. Friday, November 22,1985 Eagle Eye 3 Library receives $500 donation Babysitting service gets certified A $500 donatton was presented to the Lock Haven University Foundation by Tien L. Chu, Associate Professor and Audio-Visual Librarian. The money Is to be used to purchase audio visual equipment ior Stevenson Library. Chu's donation was matched by $500 from the Lock Haven University Foundation, and $500 from the Student Cooperative Council thus enabling the Library to receive $1,500 for audio-visual equipment. "We are extremely pleased to accept this donation," noted Lynn tytle. Director of the Foundation. "Replacement of obsolete equipment is a concern for the Foundation. We're happy to be able to match Mr Chu's donation." "I hope Mr. Chu's donation will inspire other faculty members to donate to the Foundation," said Dr. Craig Dean Willis, President of LHU, "The suport of our own staff and faculty is important to the success of our Foundation fund raising." The new equipment shouto be available within the next several weeks. During the 1984-85 year, the LHU Foundation received $124,467 in donations to be used for Presidential Scholarships, equipment, and other areas of need. The 1985-86 fund drive is now undenvay. By Sherri Lee Wray StaffReporter The Parents' Co-operative Babysitting Servtoe, a new program started at Lock Haven University this semester, was officially certified by the state last Thursday. Cheryl Moyer, president of the Adult Education Society (AES), which started the babysitting service, said, "It was a long, complicated process, but we did It." The co-op babysitting service Is located in the recreation area of Russell Hall. Liability insurance was a problem for the service at first, because it was difficult to find a policy for day-care age children. After two months of looking, Moyer found a policy for $1,095, which was the price range wanted by the servtoe. The co-op babysitting sewice is run by Moyer and four other "moms," who are all students here. Some Early Childhood majors and Special Education majors on the Work-Study Program also help with the children. By next semester, the service will have a director, also. Currently there are 11 full-time children that come to the babysitting service, and nine to 13 chitoren that come two or three times a week. All are children of student's, faculty, and emptoyees of the college. The babysitting service charges $.85 an hour per child for students, and $1.00 an hour for faculty. The service is open from 7:45 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. LHU moves closer to demolishing old hospital LHU has moved one step closer to demolishing the old hospital building which it owns. Bids were opened in Harrisburg recently for the demolition and grading of the old hospital building on Susquehanna Avenue. According to James Meckley, Maintenance Superintendent here, seven companies submitted bids for the work. Cuyahoga Wrecking Company of Cleveland, Ohio, was the low bidder and the only company to submit a bid to do the work for the money allocated by the state. Their bid was $ 121,580. The work to be done will include demolition of the old hospital, grading Dr. Tien Chu presents a checic to Lock Haven University Foundation Director Mrs. Lynn Lytle. (L-R) Dr. Craig Dean Wiiiis, Dr. Tien Chu, Mrs. Lynn Lytle, and Robert Bravard. Rotoract club sets up award BB gun shootings occur again By Susan Berger By Sherri Lee Wray StaffReporter In memory of a former club member, the Rotoract Club will give an award to an outstanding student, staff, or faculty member at Lock Haven University. The award, known as People Are Great, will be given in memory of Rita Bhatt, one of Lock Haven University's first Rotoract Club members who was murdered in Fort Lauderdale. Mr. Charles Bromberg, advisor of the Rotoract Club, said, "it is an award for someone on campus that gives exceptional service to the university by doing duties beyortd his or her job." To win the People Are Great Award the person is nominated by a student, staff or faculty member. The Rotoract Club then considers the nominations, and makes the final choice. Nominations can be made by anyone on campus. The winner of tha People Are Great Award will be given a plaque at a luncheon in their honor. The Rotoract hopes to give the award for the first time, in December. The idea originated from a student here, a friend of Rita Bhatt's. The Rotoract Ctub chose to name the award after her because she was one of the students wliu started the Rotoract Club on campus three years ago. "Rita was lively and enthusiastic, and she got the Rotoract Club going at LHU," said Tama Gray, committee chairperson for the People Are Great Award. Gray added, "There are still many people on campus that knew her, so the Rotoract Club wanted to do something for them to remember her t)y." The Rotoract Club, which is a community service organization, hopes to give the award one or two times a semester. . and seeding of a playing field. Installation of a fence on three sides of ths property and a new paved driveway, sidewalk, and steps. The University had hoped to remove trailer equipment from the boiler plant on the site and to install water and sewer lines. However, the state allocation Is not sufficient to fund these areas. The bids are now being studied by the Dept. of General Servrces, and by the engineering company, Sanders, Wall, and Wrye, Inc., working with the project. Meckley noted that LHU officials have recommended that the Dept. accept the low bid if it meets all specifications so the project can be at least partially completed. Law Enforcement Columnist Shootings, thefts, and vandalism were popular pastimes this week. BB gun incidents continue to occur on campus , and law enforcement is looking for the person who fired shots at a passing vehicle. A student was driving by a resident hall when her car was struck by two shots from a BB gun. Officers believe that this incident is related to several of the BB gun crimes that have happened earlier this semester. These earlier incidents include the shooting of a Hall Director's car mirror and an officer being shot at with a BB gun. Law Enforcement has, however, apprehended the individual who shot at the campus officer. In other campus crimes. Law Enforcement i$ searching for the Individual who stole computer software from Robinson Learning Center. "What makes this case difficult," said Mr. Richard Hepner, Director of Law Enforcement, "is that this software will work on any home computer." Officers investigated a case in which a panel was torn off an electrical box. Law Enforcement contacted maintenance to fix the box because the exposed electrical wires posed as a danger to anyone who would have touched them. Campus officers apprehended a , student who stole a Pennsylvania State flag from Price Auditorium. An arrest or other action is still pending. Law Enforcement has also apprehended a student who had atoohol in his possession and Is under 2 1 . Officers turned him over to the Student Life Office. Officers investigated a car accident behind Russel Hall in which one car hit an illegally parked car. Since both cars were at fault, they turned it over to the -insurance companies. -- 4 Eagle Eye Friday, November 22,1985 Holiday concert set for Sunday Blind comic entertains at KU K u t z t o w n A blind comedian conveyed the message that one's own troubles should sometimes be regarded humorously, through a routine he calls, "Out-of-Sight," held in KU's Georgian Room. John Sellitti, who started performing comedy during an aniateur night at a Ground Round Restaurant in New Jersey, is a senior attending West Chester University. Since his debut at the Ground Round, where Sellitti claimed first prize, he has performed several comedy routines. One of his acts won him a finalist spot on WYSP radio's Funniest Collegiate Comedy Competitton. Sellitl's humor is filled with unique perceptions of his handicap. in one of his jokes Selliti said, "When you are blind, people automatically assume you are deaf. I was having a conversation with a fellow student when this girl yells.'HL JOHN. ITS ME SALLY. I SIT NEXT TO YOU IN ENGLISH CLASS.* So I veil, 'HI, SALLY. WHY ARE WE YELLNG?' And shs answers. 'BECAUSE YOU ARE BLIND.' So I veil. •WELL, TURN ON THE LIGHT AND MAYBE I'LL HEAR YOU BETTERI" In addition to being an entertaining comic, Sellitti plays the saxophone, piano, and the guitar. Edinboro The National Shakespeare Company(NSC) performed two productions on Wednesday, November 13. Both, a Comedy of Errors and Othello were staged in EU's Memorial Auditorium. An Edinboro graduate, Dan Snow, Is a member of the company of actors who performed. He played the title role In Othelto. The company has gained a nattonal reputation during the past twenty years. Visiting hundreds of cities and college campuses, the actors usually cover about 35,000 miles through their travels every year. The NSC also operates the Cubtouto Performing Arts Center in New York City. For performers, beginning playwrights, choreographers, and composers. The Cubiculo serves as a tool to further their artistto development. Millersvllie Some students, faculty and staff are voluntarily spending a day behind bars In the lobby of the Student Memorial Center. The event is part of a "Jail Bail for Heart," program established by the Delta Phi Eta to raise funds for coronary disease research. The 26 volunteers were charged and convtoted through donations by several campus organizations. To receive bail, the prisoner has to come up with a sum of money which Is equal to the funds originally donated by the organizations. If they fall to raise the proper amount, they have to spend time in the imaginary prison. Jail terms are assigned with regard to the difference between the sum offered by the prisoner, and his/her sponsoring organization. Donations are being accepted while the prisoners are In jail, allowing for an adjustment in the length of Incarceration. The event is being held in an attempt to raise $2000 for the American Heart Associatton in its ongoing battle against heart related diseases. Compiled by Jennifer Brady When that nip of winter is in the air, it can mean only one thing: the time is nearing for the LHU Community Orchestra and Community Chorus annual Holiday Concert. The conductor, as in years past, will be Robert D. Lynch, Assistant to the Vice-President for Administration and Affirmative Action Officer. Featured selections by the University Community Orchestra wiil include "Symphony No. 8 in B Minor, Unfinished (1st movement)," and the overture from the "Barber of Seville." Featured songs to be performed by the Community Chorus will include "All Through the Night." a folk song with flute accompaniment by Franklin Cree; "Burn, Burn in Bethlehem," a Christmas spirituail; and "Tune, Tune thy Music." In addition to these two musical groups, two ensembles will also be on the afternoon's progra: The Mellowmen, featuring Mikel Sheasley, Bill Frederick, J. Nathan Long, and Bill Lingle; and the Women of Note, featuring Kari Van Deun. Kay Bossert, and Donna B. Dorey. Pam Johnson and William Missien will be the piano accompanists. An extra special ending is planned for the concert. The Chorus and Orchestra together will perform the "Hallelujah Chorus" from The Messiah by Handel. The audience will be encouraged to bring along their own copies of the The Messiah and join in the traditional finale. The event will be this Sunday in Price Auditorium, at 3pm. The program will t}e open to all, free of charge. mt tth© WmM Modern Dutch society Contrary to what many Americans seem to believe, the Dutch dont stick their fingers in dykes to prevent the water from coming through. Technology has safely taken control over the forces of nature. Holland is a tiny country about half the size of Pennsylvania. Like England, Holland has a monarchy and a parliamentary system of government. Currently the government is formed by a coalition of Christian-Democrats and Liberals. The latter being the biggest party. The average standard of living in Holland is the same as in the United States. However, the difference between the rich and the poor is a lot smaller. Thanks to the vast welfare system there are no pockets of poverty like there are in Amertoa. There are no bums, and hardly any street people. Everyone who is out of work, automatically has the right to receive state benifits, which is enough to pay for all basic needs. Many Americans wili call this socialism, radtoalism, or simply bad, but there are not too many Dutch who will argue the basic rightness of the system. Though the Soviet Unton is around the corner, the "red scare" is a virtually unknown phenomenon in Holland. Not that people want to Wye in a communist country, it's just that they dont see Russia as a major threat. For many Dutch people, the biggest fear is a atomic war between the Soviet Union and the United States that would be fought over European lands. The future will tell. 21 honored at military lab By Lisa Wisniewski ROTC Columnist Leadership Lab awards The last Leadership Lab for the MS i's and MSII's (freshmen and sophomores In Military Science) was held Tuesday night. The semester's labs were ended appropriatelywith an award ceremony. Overall, 21 cadets were honored with awards and certificates in the areas of Rifle Marksmanship, Cadet of the Week, and excellence in PT (physical training). As First Sergeant Maureen Fry called the award recipients to the front of the formation, the named cadet shouted, "Here First Sergeant," and ran to her/his position. Company Commander Walt Piatt, and Executive Officer Mary Cacolice distributed the awards and congratulated each cadet. This lab represented a semester of hard work, and a positive beginning of a military career. Hall of Honor Induction ceremonies for LHU's ROTC Hall of Honor will take place during the annual Military Ball on May 2,1986. The Hali of Honor, located in Bentley Lobby, recognizes alumni of LHU who distinguished themselves in a branch of the U.S. Military Sen/ice. Presently, four alumni are honored in the Hall. They are Colonel Joseph J. LaPanna (U.S. Army), class of 1950; Brigadier General H.F. Achenbach (U.S. Army), class of 1937; Captain William R. McCollum (U.S. Army), class of 1940; and Captain Michail F. Clover (U.S. Alrforce), Class of 1977. Although McCollum was killed in actipn In the Worto War II invasion of Normandy, members of the Hall of Honor need not kje deceased. Currently LHU's ROTC is seeking candidates for the induction in May. Anyone may present the the name of a prospective candidate to Captain Davidson by phoning 893-2301. All names are welcome. I N I P h i l Nordo w o r k i n g hard with t h e curl bar in Rogers G y m basement. T h e Barbell and Powerlifting Clubs work out t h e r e just about everyday. Friday, November 22,1985 Eagle Eye 5 Bmm Life Dorms take on new dimension A college dormitory is not normally a place associated with having a good time, and it is most certainly not thought of as an educational buitoing, but at Lock Haven University, residence halls take on a new dimension. Residence hall student counselors are almost exclusively In charge of the edded dimensions in the seven LHU dorms. As counselors, they are responsible for holding at least two programs each semester, according to Assistant Dean of Student Life, Carol Rinaldi. "Each counsetor Is responsible for one social program and one educational program each senester," said Rinaldi. "These may be open to the counselor's wing, the dorm, or even the whole campus." Rinaldi said that the programming concept is an important one for both the residents and the counselors. For the last few years, the general theme for all Student Life Programming has been "Wellness." "By working with the Wellness concept, and all the applications of the word as it relates to a whole college experience, the student counselors have their creativity challenged," Rinaldi said. "And the residents benefit from that." The normal duties of a student counselor are many. They range from peer counseling and advisement, to discipline. They work in conjunction with a Hall Director to enrich the residence life of the students who live on campus. Some of the programs being sponsored this semester by student counselors are: A Karate demonstration, complete with both self-defense and board-breaking techniques; A presentation on effective study skills, and how to prepare for exams; and a four-mile hike through the nearby Black Forest. I N I Carol Rinaldi By Steve Budd Can someone else's drinking affect me? Have you ever wondered about this? Well - join the club. There are literally millions of people around the world who ponder this very questton. Statistics show that there are roughly 10 million problem drinkers just in America, many recovering. For each of these people, there must be at least two people that have been affected by their drinking. Granted, this may be a generalization, since there are some skid-row alcoholics who have no family. However, skid-row bums account for less than 5 percent of all alcoholics. The point can be safely made that there are literally millions of people, just in America, Who are to one degree or another affected by a person's drinking. We are not at fault for a person's unmanageable drinking, just as we are not to blame for a person's pass of fail in school. That person needs to be Uncommon Valor in Price By Matt Connor Co-Editor As it was, Uncommon Valof sank like so much dead weight at the box-offtoe. Also in the cast are Fred fThe Rioht SlMli) Ward, Harold ^Officer and a Ggntlgman) Sylvester, Tim (Car Wa?h) Thomerson, and making his movie debut in Uncommon Vator is boxer Randy Tex" Cobb playing a drugged out biker who helps out in the rescue misston. Sponsored by the SCC, Uncommon Valor will be shown in Price Auditorium thisSaturday and Sunday at 8 p.m. Gene Hackman responsible for him or herself. To stand up against all of this, you need support. Maybe just a reassuring word from someone who has been there or maybe just a pat on the back from a concerned friend. Either way ~ support is essential if you want to break the dysfunctional interaction between a problem-drinker and their scapegoat. That is ono of the reasons that LHU's Campus Alcohol Misuse Prevention Servtoe (CAMPS) was originated. We are an alcohol resource center which can provide the Information needed for combatting such a problem and provide a functtonal support system. If you find yourself lying to a friend's teacher, doing their homework, or any other enabling task and you are tired of it, come visit CAMPS. We dont claim to have all of the answers, but we can promise it will be a big step in the right direction. Visit us, we are on the Isottom floor of Woolridge Hall. Our hours are Sunday -Thursday, 6-9 p.m., phone 2379. All conversations are confidential. ROTC cadets set up camp By Lisa Wisniewski ROTC Reporter ©(^Dniar^o mm An ex-army colonel believes his son is being held as a P.O.W. in Southeast Asia, so he gets some of his son's Vietnam War buddies together, forms a rescue team, and flies to Laos to try to get his son out. Such is the plot of Uncommon Valor, this weeks movie at Price. Loosely based on a true story about a failed mission to try to rescue P.O.W.'s whtoh were allegedly being held in Laos, the film stars Academy-Award winner Gene fThe French Connectton) Hackman as the ex-army colonel. Uncommon Valor was released in January, 1984 to mostly negative reviews. Critics called the film a "catoon cut-out war saga" and a "routine adventure whose only focus is violence." Unfortunately, Uncorpmon Valor was a victim of two forces which prevented it from Isecoming a substantial hit. First, the film was not widely advertised, which made for low audience awareness of the films topic. Secondly, Uncommon Valor was released several months before Rambo. and all the Rambo imitators which have since grossed millions, in my humble opinion, the movie could've been a big box-office draw had the audience been aware of It's war theme, and had the film been released after Rambo to cash in on the BamtJa phenomenon. How your drinking affects others "Bivouac," does not mean the same as a camping trip. To bivouac means to set up a temporary camp, and that is exactly what the MS Ill's and IV's (juniors and seniors in Military Science) earlier this month. A three mile road march under a star-filled sky was just a starter for the training events to follow. Each cadet carried her/his own ruck sack, a large army-issued backpack weighing from 20 to 40 pounds. After arriving at the bivouac site and setting up their shelter halves (each cadet paired with a buddy to make a small tent by combining halves) , the cadets left for the Night Land Navigation Course. Equipped with a coiripass and a starting point, each cadet had to manuevar her/his way through the woods recording the discovered poiniS. A different navigation course was attempted on Saturday, both during the day and again at night. During Saturday afternoon, MS IV's (seniors in Military Science) taught classes on Military Skills to the MS Ill's. The skills covered included how to report to headquarters upon finding enemy troops.operating procedures for the field telephone and radio. First Aid, and other technical skills necessary for soldiers. For motivational purposes and mild reprimand for falling asleep in class, cadets did push-ups and the "inverted koala". This harsh punishment requires the reprimanded cadet to find an adequate tree and wrap her/his legs and arms around the tree, while upstoedown (facing the ground). Throughout the weekend, the MS Ill's learned valuable lessons besides those presented to them by the other cadets and cadre. One MS ill advisor, Dan Knight, said, "The best thing to see was how the MS Ill's cohered together and worked as a unit with respect for each other and their senior cadets and officers." Although each cadet is responsible for learning specific skills, each cadet must also learn to work together with the other members of the unit. After the Night Land Navigation Course on Saturday, the cadets had a cookout and then climbed Into their sleeping bags just as the rain started to fall. Rain faced everyone Sunday morning at 6 a.m. as they woke to soggy eggs and sausage. The dreary weather did not dampen the motivation of the cadets as they quickly packed the trucks. The twenty minute ride back to LHU allowed some cadets to catch up on their sleep before a PT (phystoal training) test. The rain did not affect the cadets' performance. Regardless of fatigue, Dawn Preston and Brian Jackson "maxed" their PT tests earning the maximum score of 300 points. Those cadets that maxed all three ' Land Navigation Courses were Rick Busko, Bob Rote, and Dave Martin. Meanwhile, back at LHU ten cadets were relaxing after working the Penn State football game against Boston College. Since LHU ROTC program is a branch of the PSU ROTC program, we were invited to help work at their concession stand. The shouts of "Hotdogsl Get your red hot weinniesl" payed off, literally. The cadets earned about $150. for the Cadet Activity Fund, which among other things, supplies the money for the annual Military Ball. 6 Eagle Eye Friday, November 22,1985 .TS §IPOlST§ SPOMTS SFOMTS SPOETS SPORTS' SPOETS SFC Wrestlers open season tomorrow at Navy h will be a young Lock Haven University wrestling team, a team In transition, that opens the season Saturday in an eight-team toumament at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, Md. There are just five letter winners on Coach Niel Turner's team, and only senior 177-pounder Greg Wykoff, with three letters, has won more than one. Dicky Howell, 118, Matt Avery, 126, Willy Metzger, 134, and Brad Ltoyd, 167, are the other veterans. "Next to the team we had in my first year here (1979-80), this is the most Inexperienced group we've had," says Coach Turner. "It's very difficult to predtot what will happen with so many young wrestlers in the lineup." For the Navy tournament. Coach Turner lists the Bato Eagles in this order: 118 - Dtoky Howell, jr., and Craig Corbin, fr. 126 - Matt Avery, sr., and Anthony Melfi, fr. 134 - Willy Metzger, jr., and Tim Cotter, fr. 142 - Ron Karns, fr., and Mike Lingenfelter, fr. 150 - Jeff Karam, fr., and Thane Turner, the coach's son, fr. 158 . - John Barrett, fr., and Mario Iraldi, soph. 167 - Brad Lloyd, soph., and Mike Mazza, soph. 177 - Greg Wykoff, sr., and Mike Pacholik, fr. 190 - Bill Freeman, soph., and Joe Pecaitis, soph. Either Freeman or Pecaitis will wrestle at heavyweight during the fall semester until Todd Johnson, a 260-pound footbaii player out for the first time, is ready to wrestle. Howell went 34-14 a yaar ago, won the Navy Tournament, was second in Lock Haven's Mat-Town USA Invitational, and was second in both the Pennsylvania Conference and the Eastern Wrestling League. Howell is expected to be one of the Bald Eagles' leaders this season, coming in with a career mark of 37-19-1. Avery was only 7-7 last season, when he was hurt and didnt wrestle in the second half of the year. Two years ago, Avery had a. record of 17-15-1 and was fifth in the PSAC. His career mark is 27-31-1. . Metzger was 22-20 last year and is 25-25 for his career. Metzger was third in the Pennsylvania Conference. Lloyd is expected to be another team leader. As a freshman, Lloyd went 26-15-1, was third at Navy and finished as a runner-up in both the conference and the EWL. Wykoff is the winningest Bald Eagle, with a record of 28-10-3 a year ago that brought his career to 51 -37-3. Wykoff was runner-up in the Mat-Town and third in both the PSAC and the EWL. Freeman and Pecaitis saw considerable action in 1984-85 and came just short of lettering. Freeman was 12-9, and Pecaitis 12-11. "This is an extremely dedicated, hard-working group of guys," Coach Turner said. "It's the most consistent group we've ever had In pre-season practice. We are going to red-shirt several wrestlers, including Jody Karam, because we believe that this will maximize their Individual achievements here at Lock Haven. We're in a transistion , but we have a good group and good leadership." Karam, a junior from Easton, was 38-9-1 last year and is 59-23-2 for two seasons. He won the Navy Tournament and was second in tx)th the PSAC and the EWL. After the Navy Tournament, there's the Mat-Town USA Invitational at LHU's Thomas Field House, al| day Saturday, Nov. 30. it begins at 9 a.m., and the finals are set for 8 p.m. The next weekend, Dec. 6-7, the Bald Eagles will wrestle in the Lehigh Tournament, and on Tuesday, Dec. 10 at 7:30 p.m. at Bloomsburg, the Susquehanna Donnybrook series will resume. This concludes pre-Christmas action. 1985-86 EWL season preview By Dave Walters Sports Editor Two Lock Haven wrestlers have been ranked in the top 20 of their respective weight classes by Amateur Wrestling News. Lock Haven has been ranked 37th in the nation in AWN's Pre-Season Collegiate Tournament Rankings. LHU Is a member of the Eastern Wrestling League. Other EWL teams ranked nationally are Penn State, third; Bloomsburg, ninth; Clarion, 13th, and West Virginia is 24th. Head Bald Eagle head coach Neil Turner sato, "There is no question that we are a young team. We feel that it is a transitional year." Dtoky Howell, Lock Haven's EWL 118 pound runner-up is ranked seventh. Howell is highest EWL wrestler ranked at 118. Sentor Greg Wykoff (177) a "wild card" winner at EWL's last year is ranked 19th nationally. Penn State's Dan Mayo is seventh and Darrin Evan of Btoomsburg is 10th. Lock Haven's Brad Lloyd, who was overtooked by Amatuer Wretling News, was an EWL runner-up last season and wili return to LHU's line-up at 167. Penn State will be shooting for a national champtonship this season and have three All-Americans returning to this years team. Head Nittany • Lton wrestiing coach said, "We have a good attitude among the young men coming back" Greg Elinsky an NCAA runner-up last year, Chris Bevilacqua a fourth place finisher at NCAA's, and Eric Brugel an eighth place finisher at nationals will be anchoring the Nittany Lion's line-up. PSU has five wrestlers ranked in the top ten and three in the top twenty. The Huskies have four wrestlers in the top ten with national champ Ricky Bonomo leading the way with a top ranking at 118. His twin brother Rocky will be wrestling at 134 this season and is currently ranked sixth. Darrin Evans at 177 and Bruce Wallace at 190 are currently tenth. Clarion's Golden Eagles have two All-Americans returning to this years squad. Ken Hasselrig at 158 and Jim Belchner at 190 are Isoth ranked fifth. Ken Nellis is back on the squad this season and is ranked eighth at 150. Clarton has three wrestlers in the top 20. The Mountaineers of West Virginia have Bill Nye at heavyweight and as their only top 10 wrestler. Nye is ranked fifth. WVU has two wrestlers in the top 20. Pitt has just one wrestler in the top 20 rankings with Gary Bolin being ranked 13th at 150. LHU's last EWL foe, Cleveland State, also has just one man ranked with Dave Zahoransky being ranked 12th at 142. Lock Haven will face all of these teams in dual meet competKion and in the EWL tournament.., Senior IVIatt Avery introduces his opponent to the mat in this file photo. Avery will be LHU's 126 pound man at Navy tomorrow. Lady Eagle Classic Tomorrow By Karen Merlie Staff ileporter The Look Haven Lady Eagles, defendi'ig Pennsylvania State Athletic Conferince (PSAC) and Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference (ECAC) South Region champs, will begin their title defense season this weekend when they host the McDonald's Lady Eagle Classic The defending Classic champions. Pace University, are not retuming to the tournament this year. Participating this weekend will be Millersville, West Chester, Utica, and the hosts, Lock Haven. Play will begin Saturday night at 6 p.m. when Lock Haven collides with West Chester, followed by the nightcap between Millersville arto Utica. The consolation game will be at 1 p.m. on Sunday, the final game is scheduled to start at 3 p.m. Four of tiie five starters are back and coach Fred Riley is eager for the season to begin. "This team has the experience and the ability," said Riley, who is 64-35 in his five-year tenure. The five starters who will lead the Lady Eagles this weekend are LHU's all-time leading scorer and All-Amerlcan candidate Tina Martin, 6'2" center Helen Woltman, forward Donna Sergi, point guard Lori Young, and newcomer Kelly Myers, a transfer from Chowan Jr. College. Coach Riley expects three freshmen to contribute immediately. They are Cindy Richards, 5'6" guard; Joy Redmon, 5'11" center; and Mel Frohnheiser, 5'5" guard. Returning letter winner Shannon Kelly, who averaged 3.7 rebounds and points a game, is out with an injury until approval from her doctors. Assistant coach, Carol Ritter said, "This is a key to determine how our season will go.* 'Definitely, we'll use presses, play man-to-man, and zone. This weekend they will change from time to time," said the coaches. Friday, November 22,1985 Eagle Eye 7 TS SPOETS SPOETS SPOMTJ 'POETJ 'POETS SPOETS SP( Racquetball champ Cut Fisher a break Many times I've heard my fellow students questioning the coaching abilities of head football coach Jack Fisher. Cut the guy a break. Most students only tend to look at negative elements. Try something new. Look at the positive elements. Fisher just finished his eighth year at the helm for the Bald Eagles and has some pretty positive accomplishments to his credit. Here is something to help you look at this issue in a different light. In Fisher's first year as head coach, his team finished a disappointing 1-8-1. In 1979, his second year, he turned the Bald Eagle football program around with an outstanding 9-2 overall record and a perfect 6-0 record in Western Division play. They captured the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC) championship with a 48-14 win over Cheyney. You do not see too many top Division I football programs turn around like that. Most teams have a transitional year and do not simply materialize into a championship team. At the Division II level, this is more of an accomplishment, than at the Division I level. A coach that can rebound from a season that consisted of only a single win, and come back the very next year registering nine victories, is a person that deserves a chance to repeat that same accomplishment.. Fisher's performance as a good coach did not go unnoticed. In 1979, Sports Illustrated noted the outstanding turn around by giving him a write up in the "Faces in the Crowd" section. The PSAC noticed Fisher's coaching talents and chose him as the PSAC "Coach of the Year." In subsequent years, Fisher's Bald Eagles have had records of 5-5, 6-4, 5-5, 3-7, 1-9, and this year's, 3-7. This shows that he has only four seasons in which the team has performed below below .500. A few losing seasons is by no means a substantial reason to question a man's ability to coach. There are too many Sunday morning quarterbacks out there who are quick to point the finger of blame. The words "How soon they forget," will always ring in coaches' ears, but try not to forget Fisher; 1986 is on the way. StaffReporter Daryl Rosidivito, a junior at Lock Haven University, won the National Amateur Doubles Raquetball Championship held in Wyoming during October. Rosidivito and his partner, Peter Zollers won the B-diviston at the Rocky Mountain Health Club Tournamant. Five matches were won by Rostoivito and Zollers before claiming the doubles championship. The tournament was single-elimination, so if they had lost a match, they were out of the compitition. Rosidivito said, "I trained pretty hard, so I am really glad we won." Rosidivito trained for Nationals by running, lifting weights, and playing raquetball two times every week. The weekend before the doubles championship, Rosidivito competed in the state singles championship, in the 19 and over divksion, which he said was a "warm-up." Rosidivito plays in raquetball tournaments in his hometown of King of Prussia whenever he can. Rosidivito also plays raquetball at the Jersey Shore YMCA where he spends most of his time giving lessons on the game. He also sets up leagues and has a raquetball clinto there every Friday. Athlete of the Week The Lock Haven University swim team, led by head coach Jeff Lewis, were defeated by Indiand University of Pennsylvania (IUP), 44-75. The highlight of the meet was when Beth ^Eayre broke the existing 1000-meter freestyle record by 45 seconds, with a time of 12:10.61. Eayre placed third in that event and second in the 500-meter freestyle. Joanne Ehigian took first in the 200-meter individual medley, second In the 200-meter breast stroke, and third in the 100-meter breast. "We had a fair meet," said Lewis. "This was the best team we'll swim all year." Jan Peckhart captured first in the 100-meter butterfly with a time of 1:05.97, and second in the 200-meter butterfly. The 400-meter freestlye relay team Peckhart, Eayre, Atsuko Kitagawa, and Jackie Thomas) nabbed a first place in 4:15.41. The team's next appearance welcomes York College December 4 at 7 p.m. Dorm Football Finals The first floor west wing, led by counselor Rick Ansel, will face the second floor west wing, led by counsetor Jack Murphy, in the High Hall dorm football tournament finals Monday on the field between High and McEntire Halls. The six wings in High Hall played a total of five games in the tournament with each wing playing all others once. Murphy's wing is currently in first place with a 4-0-1 record. Ansel's team Is in second place holding a 4-1 slate. The High Hall council is in charge of the event. Last year's winner was the third floor, west wing who went 5-0 in the season and captured the tournament with a win over the third floor east wing. According to an anonymous source, last year's championship team would like to play the winner of this year's finals on Tuesday, November 26. * S o f t b a l l Information Head softball coach Wayne Alllson announced that anyone interested in trying out for the women's softball team this Spring should contact him before Thanksgiving vacation at 893-2232 or in his office, Zimmerli 111. * Sports Schedule Men's Basketball: Women's Basketball: Nov. 23-24-Lady Eagle Classto HOME LHU vs West Chester Miltorsville vs Uttoa :2 I Swim team falls to Indiana, 44-75 StaffReporter * Nov. 22-23- Upsala Tip-Off Tournament LHU vs Upsala John Jay vs St. Lawrence Lincoln HOME Nov. 25 Dave By Mike Yaroma ;p©Drits Oo© By Sherri Lee Wray I O #. o Beth Eayre This weeks Eagle Eye athlete of the week is swimmer Beth Eayre. Beth captured three firsts in the Lady Eagle swimmer's 56-83 victory over Mansfield last Saturday. Eayre won the 200-meter freestlye (2:16.07), 500-meter freestyle (6:03), and 1000-meter freestyle (13:08) to help the team to their victory. Wrestling: Nov. 23-at Navy Tournament * What Is Sports Line Sports Line Is a column designed for sporting events that usually do not get covered by our staff. These events include junior varsity athletics, club sports, and intramurals. To get your event covered in Sports Line, please submit some form of a story or notes to the Eagle Eye office or notify sports editor Dave Walters at 2334 or 3415. Your contributions will be greatly appreciated. Get your event publicized in Sports Line. Compiled by Dave Walters 8 EagleEye Friday, November22,1985 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Editors, Drink, Drank, Drunk was interesting, not to say very amusing. On many occastons I wanted to write to the Eagie Eye to voice my opinion about a "controversial issue." But I'm sure, like many other students, I either had too much work to do, forgot about it, or figured nobody wouto really give a damn, and that it would be a waste of my time. Well, I'm a senior now, and I'll be graduating in three weeks, so I figured, '^why not?" For the four years that I've been at this institutton, I've heard enough bad stories aix}ut fraternity parties to fill a trunk full three times over. Unfortunately in this complex world, society always needs a scapegoat to blame for it's own faults and problems. Lock Haven University is no exception. When i first came to this school, I was a young immature boy. I thought I knew all. Then i woke up. I would like to think that after four years, I'm leaving as a responsible caring adult, or man. Whatever society calls it. You dont just wake up one morning, "mature" and "grown-up." It's a never ending process that with every experience and situation you go through will add to your maturation. It doesnt stop when you get there, tt will continue until the day you die. Attending this university, or any other for that fact, has stimulated my mind in two ways, intellectually and socially. intellectually, in the class room, I have Dear Editors, The recent coverage of the tragic death of an LHU student has left me quite saddened-twice. First, at the untimely loss of a vibrant, young woman, and secondly, at the total lack of professionalism with which it was reported. Death is traumatto in many ways and needs the understanding and concern of the living to help the family and friends deal with the loss. Your approach to this loss was nothing short of "sensationalism" no "journalism." At a time when the need called for reporting Dear Editors, Ticket No. 28937 Weather wet, no spaces missed Continue search, time lost All I can do, take risk Attend class, fingers crossed Run over, wheels of a system Bureaucracy, SSC and office No.4 $2.00, $5.00, he lists them Offenses, I must pay for First come, first serve, the law Those caught in the squeeze Nothing to do, a flaw Mercy on my money pleasel $5.00 lessened, No.4 has heart Problem remains, no place to park Carl Frederto learned at>out a wide range of areas, ranging from rocks in earth science and Plato in philosophy, to reporting and broadcasting the news in journalism. Socially, mainly at fraternity parties, I have learned to deal with an even wider range of characters. People from England, Australia, Argentina, Philadelphia, New York, Honesdale and even Runville are among these. Also Jews, Protestants, Cathoplics, drinkes and non-drinkers. Get the ptoture? OK, as Joan Rivers says, "Can we talkl* Lock Haven is no booming metropolitan area. It never will be. Unless you're interested in the outdoors, a sport, or some other form of activity, the social life on this campus doesnt have much else to offer except fraternity parties. "Cheers' you say. As I heard one student say, "Who wants to go to a junior high dance again!" Let's face it, this is an average middle class university with average mtodle class students. Sure it's sad, but average middle class students do not attend non-alcoholic events on, a regular basis. This leaves us fraternity parties or if you're old enough, one of the local pubs. Ah yes, fraternity parties. Dont get me wrong, I'm not trying to tell anytwdy that the fraternities are angels. We're not; we're far from It. What the fraternities try to offer is a fun, social meeting place FOR THE STUDENTS. And believe me, this campus needs ItI Sure there is drinking, and a lot of it, but that's a part of growing-up and learning, the facts with feeling, you chose the opposite approach. This young woman's family is from Lock Haven, her sister attends LHU, and she had many friends on campus and in the community. They have to go on day by day facing an emptiness that cannot be explained on paper. This void can only be deepened by the careless editing of those who either didnt think, or indeed didnt care. Please put your education to work in the future with a deeper sense of responsibility for the impact of your words. Sincerely, Marcella Turner Wed. Night i s : BUCiC Night Adn. I I OPEN SKATING Fri., Set., Sun Sock Hop DANCE SAT 7 P.M. 10 P.M. Matinee Sat. and Sun 1:30 P.M. Wed. Nite, Buck Nite 7 P.M. East WairtutSt. LockHaven CALL74« 6670 too. People, being people, will always try to get away with something they're not supposed to do, even more so with college students. I'm 23 now and drinking is really no big deal anymore. But I try to look back at the growing I did. I can remember when i was in ninth grade. Seven of my friends and I wouto get a bottle of "Mad Dog" wine l:>efore a ninth grade dance; one bottle between the eight of us. Wowl We thought we were "it." We were, until we got stok. "Growing-up I guess," is what i believe my friends said to me while i was leaning over a bush. And how about here? How many of us can remember our first fraternity party as a freshman? How about the first time you really got drunk, maybe a little sick, and all your friends were worried about you? "Growing-up I guess." Why the sudden panic about fraternity parties? Why does it seem that only the smaller schools are the culprits? K cant be, because at the larger universities it's almost impossible to stop. So they (the L.C.B. and the university administration) let it be known to all that they wont stand for this "criminal act." In turn they come down hard on the smaller schools. Why do we let people convince us that this school is a bunch of irresponsible kids who just want to get drunk? Believe me, we're not. I had the opportunity to attend a "Beer Party" at Harvard University two years ago. You say to yourself, "Not Harvard, nobody with that potentiair You want to talk about wild. You wouldnt believe me if I told you so. Dont kid yourself. ihey say, "Growing-up i guess," there, too. Mr. Sustok (or is it President Willis?) wants to close all open fraternity parties. Surely Mr. Susick (You too President Willis) bent an eltxsw or two liefore you were legal. If you didnt, you sure missed a fun time. What do I think? I'd hate to see this university turn into a suitcase school. I'd also like to hear what Mr. Susick (or Preslderit Willis) will have to say atx>ut the Increased vandalism in the dorms, that I guarantee will occur after the open fraternity parties are closed. Dont believe me? Ask the student counsetors which weekend had the most vandalism and problems. They'll tell you Homecoming weekend. You guessed right, all fraternity parties were closed that weekend. I'm not saying we couldnt tone the parttos down a bit at this university. We can. We already have. Ask any professor about the attendance in classes after a Wednesday night four years ago. They'll laugh, because there wasnt any. But to close all open parties is wrong, the students need that outlet. So to all the students at the university I'd like to say, "Pull your pants up, wipe the vomit off of your mouth, take two aspirins and promise you'll never drink again. It always worked for me." Growing-up I guessi! Yours in memory only, Bryan G. Callahan Social Chairman Kappa Delta Rho Fraternity is that your nose growing or are you Just giad to see me?. in. Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit in the Marketplace. Politics, and Marriage (Norton, 17.95) author Paul Eikman, professor of psychology at the University of California in San Francisco, tells how you too can learn to spot a W fibber; "Most people don't know what to look for, but reliable clues can be spotted in facial expressions and body gestures. It isnt a perfect system, but with my methods I can be 90-95% accurate." According to Eikman, there is a certain segment of the population, (about 5%) who are totally incapable of lying, while another 5% can lie ' flawlessly. As for pathological liars, Eikman said, "I'm not sure they can be helped"