•r NEXT WEEK: the last Eagle Eye for the semester. Celebrating 19 years at Lock Haven University as... The EAGLE E Happy Anzac Day to all the Aussies! Volume 42, Number 12 Friday, April 24, 1992 16 pages New officers innaugurated, former officers honored Another way to get tickets City proposes housing, parking reform SCC News dwelling, and only three parking permits. It was also stated, however, that die landlord must have parking available before renting the house as more than one living The Lock Haven City Planning Commit- unit. This pn^sal came about because of cititee generated some controversy Wednesday night at City Hall with prqx)sals to require zen concem about paridng congestion parking permits for residents hving in town around Lock Haven University. Residents at the meeting said diat cars are and rental prc^rty inspection as part of a being parked in their neighborhood on new comprehensive plan. Monday, and not picked up until Friday. The overall plan contains six basic propoThis causes residents to have trouble findsals including maintaining existing residential neighborhoods, establishing small ing a place to park. It was also suggested at die meeting that neighborhood commercial land use areas, the University take some responsibility for adding more shopping areas in the downthe parking problem. town area, using the land around die airport Dr. Dean Phelps, vice-president for fifor hi-tech facilities, a residential parking nance and administration, who attended the permit program, and the inspection of rental meeting, said that die University is currentproperties. ly trying to take care of die paridng probThe residential parking permit program lems. would require a permit, with a nominal fee The committee said Shippensburg and of $5, to be put on the windshield or dashWest Chester, bodi college towns, currendy board of a car to show that the car belongs have parking permit policies, and have had in the neighborhood where it is parked. no problems with them. West Chests has The parking permit would only be needed had a permit policy for 15 years. during the evening and early morning One resident commented that the congeshours. Tentatively only three permits would be issued per dwelling unit, plus two visitor tion is only during the semester because students don't need their cars daily and must permits. find a place to park them. This would create a problem for rentiuig Another resident mentioned the Universistudents who have four people living in the by April Miller Eagle Eye News Reporter ty should have strict guidelines to ensure freshmen do not have cars, since diey seem to be the ones who have to search for paricing spacse off campus. The other controversial proposal brought up at the meeting conceming rental inspection developed because residents are concerned diat more than four unrelated people are living in one living unit This inspection would take place annually and be paid by the landlcn-d. This policy would protect the "general health and welfare" of the residents of the neighborhood, according the the committee. The committee devised this policy because of die existing problem of landkwds renting to more than the allowed number of unrelated people, which is four per dwelling unit The committee expressed that die existing zoning ordinance was adopted in 1980, and since then the enrollment at LHU has increased, causing the current problems. The issues addressed at the meeting are only proposals which have to be approved by City Council before going into effect. Some council members are opposed to changes in the plan. City CouncU will vote on these proposals at a meeting diat wUl be held May 18 at 7p.m. at City Hall. JQ and The Bandits go on without Piscopo DespiteJoe Piscopo's cancellation of the April 24 concert, the opening act. JQ and the Bandits, will be performing for free in Thomas Fieldhouse. People widiout valid student I.D. may attend the concert for $2. A quartet of young singers who specialize in acf^iella '50's doo-wop, JQ and The Bandits were discovered on a Greenwich Village street comer by a theatrical agency who first sent them to die casting directors of the award-winning Levi's 501 commercials. Levis'representativesimmediately slated them for production in theil- ad campaign as the sole subject of a 30-second national television spot, for which the guys composed their own musical arrangement of the jingle now known as "Levi's 501-derful Blues." A seccMid Levi's commercial ~ a 60-second montage set to a gospel soundtrack ~ featured The Bandits in outtakes. These commercials triggered widespread interest in JQ and The Bandits and led to extensive national touring. From Alaska to Texas, and on to Florida and the Northeast, JQ and the Bandits made personal apperances on outdoor stages of music festivals, on studio sets for television shows, on college campuses, in clubs and on concert stages throughout die counU7. From the beginning, the response to The Bandits has been overwhelming. They won MTV's Basement Tapes Competition with their original music video, "The Bandits of Love," and were cast in two films. Soon the Bandits were ai^aring at such major events as the Super Bowl and the NCAA Final Four festivities hosted by Sports Illustrated. They even had the honor of performing for President and Mrs. Bush at The White House. This past year diey have starred in pop concerts with symphony orchestras across the United States. Recendy they traveled to Europe when they were invited to sing for die Dutchess of York at die Berkeley SquareBall in London, and dieir success there has (qiened the door for an upcoming European tour and dieirfirstrecord. The album. "Bandits of Love." is perhaps die most important step in bringing the group national and intemaional exposure. The reccH-d is an exciting combination of oringinal and cover tunes, a capella and vocal/instumental tracks. JQ and die Bandits is made up of lead singer Michael Taranto, Chris May on bass, David Montgomery on baritone and Steven Katz on tenor. In the more than 500 personal appearances made by die group since their "Levi's days," diey have perfected a style of intricated vocals and humorous musical staging diat is both entertaining and innovative. Added to their critical and public acclaim, JQ and The Bandits have received several awards, including Nighdife Magazine's "Top Ten Cabaret Acts" and two Bistro awards. See page 6 for details of Joe Piscopo cancellation. by April Miller Eagle Eye News Reporter The new executive officers were inaugurated at the SCC meeting Thursday evening in die Hall of Flags. Steve Madrak took die office of president of die SCC, while tearfully. President KeUy Beck stepped down. Beck told the new officers that they have "a lot of work ahead," and diat she feels that the SCC of die past year has made a "foundation" for the future SCC. Beck also said diat die new officers wouM berepresentingthe students, so diey must remember they have the right to "stick their nose" into all business. Also at the meeting, vending contracts for entertainment and laundry were SQ^nroved by die senate. Guerrini of Lewistown was selecte 1 to provide entotainment equipment, and Equipment Marketing of Williamsport was approved to provide laundry equipment Food vending contracts have been narrowed to two companies, but more negotiations must be made before one can be selected. It was announced that the legislators in Harrisburg were pleased to see the turnout on State System E>ay. Also announced was that the campus lighting project is now underway, and soon new poles will be put up. Plaques in recognition of dedicadcm and hard work to the SCC were given to departing officers and senators who are going away due to graduation, or participating in study alntiad programs. Lasdy die 1992-93 budget was approved by the senate. DO NOT FORGET!! April 28: th@ primories. VOTE!! Write to your voting distric to get on absentee ballot and get out and vote. OPINION/EDITORIAL 2 Eagle Eye Friday. April 24.1992 "SPOT THE FAKE AD" The Lock Haven University Eagle Eye proudly presents anodier wedc with ofur famous Inainbuster, 'Spot The Fake Ad." For those of you who haven't played before, the mles are simple. Read them over and get ready to win! 1) Pick up a copy of the Eagle Eye, 2) After finding out what's news on campus, browse through the advertisements (yes, die ads). 3) Spot The Fake Ad! It's easy to play, it's fiin, and best of aU, it's FREE! If you think you've spotted the fake ad, just fill out the entry form sui^lied and Atoip it off at our office in the.basement of Russell HaM, Room 18. Entries must be submitted by Wednesday. April 22 by 4 p.m. Well draw one winner ivora all entries and give that lucky person a prize! Eagle Eye writes and staff members cannot enter, but all odior students, faculty and University staff members are free to play. The fake ad will never appear on die Classified page. T h i s w e e k ' s w i n n e r is R o n i Rux! Congratulations! ION a FREE t-shlrt from THE LHV BOOKSTORE I F YOU CAN "SPOT THE F A K E AD" r " SPOT T H E F A K E AD" 1 I -I IN A ME .1 IPHONE # I NAME OF THE FAKE AD: I I I entry form I Winner notified Thursday, April 30 Student expresses dissatifaction at receiving two flnes for one violation To die Editor: The odier day I inadvertendy parked my friend's car in a campus paridng lot. not realizing that he did not have a parking decal. I deservingly received a parking violation fix)m our crack security force. I did not deserve the double fine of ten dollars I received for not displaying a decal and parking in an unauthorized area. I was in an unauthorized area because I did not have the decal required to park there. I was fined twice for the same violation. Instead of paying die five dollar fine, I had to pay ten doUars. Ten dollars which I could not afford. In the past I have been fined only five dollars for not displaying a decal. Today The last £iw/e Eye wiO ber published ck Haven, PA 17745 (717)893-2334 Editor ittChi^ EmUee Orpc« Sp&rtsBdUtfr 3faawn U^HxiAi Photography Bditor Travis PreW>Je Advisor AUCTION on Special Merchandise in our Bargain Cotner I EagieEye NewsBdttors Sue Kdntssetntaii KeiiNiewtluisi die officer felt like giving me a ten dollar fine. The receptionist at Law Enforcement told me diat if the officer wanted to, he or she could fine me three times the same violation, for a fine totaling fifteen dollars. Whew! What a relief diat the officer only felt Ukefiningme twice for the same thing. Perhaps, next time he or she will only give me one fine. One fine for one violation sounds fine to me, but obviously not for Law Enforcement The receptionist also told me that it was a case of double jeopardy which I couldn't prevent She also said diat dieoretically die fine for not displaying a decal could never be used alone. If so, dien what is die purpose of having it? If it serves no purpose except to be combined Some items already marked down FeatttrfsBditor.\ Dougie Bickei htmPtii^tr '^ates Manager John Haddad CircuUuion .Mit^eilc Krwjier Dr. Dougtas S. Campbell The Eagle Eye, official newspaper of Lock Hsn^en Univ«r»ity. is'oubUAed weekly in. accordance wiiJi tlie Univertjty calendstr. Tlie articles, opinions, picnires and layout of the Eagle Eye ate die responsibility of the editorial staft ami Oo not reflect thtf; Eye staff meolings; .ire held Tiie.sd.iy and TTiursday 81 1 p.m. m Russell Hasemenl, roorti 18. Thii Eagle Eye is funded by the student aaivityfee and {Jrinied by the Express Classifieds deadline is Wcdnestlay at noon; advertisemenls are due Mondays atnaon. 457o Items remaining unsoidwill be marlced down an odditionai 5% every sctiooi day until sold! OFFER GOOD WHILE SUPPLIES LAST Jlttention Seniors! Get your g r a d u a t i o n CAP & G O W N $16.50 at the LHU BOOKSTORE graduation Announcements $10.9^ancCup with another fine, then it should be abolished. I would like one uniform fine of ten dollars for a violation rather than leaving the amount I get fined up to the officer. Today I was fined ten dollars, next week I may be fined fifteen dollars, the week after that I may be fined five dollars. All for the same violation. Something definitely needs to be done about this and I am asking the administration to correct the injustice. Our own judicial system doesn't allow double jeopardy; how can oiv Law Enforcement allow it? Sincerely, Tom Hartill Student rebuts Kramer letter To the Editor: This letter is written in response to Michelle Kramer's letter to the editor on April 3, 1992, conceming die article, "Coming Out of the Closet." Frankly, Miss Kramer, it seems to me you are "digging your own grave" by asserting your personal interpretations of ancient Jewish culture as divinely revealed truths in order to justify your personal discomfort with the presence of openly gay and lesbian people on this campus. How do you know what Leviticus means. Miss Kramer? Do you read ancient Aramaic? Have you ever seen the original manuscripts that make up Leviticus and Corinthians? Unless you are versed in anthropological philosophy, your interpretations of those books strike me as a thoughtless and destructive use of biblical wisdom. I offer three seperate versions of Genesis: 1:26 - "Then God said: Let us make man in Our image, after Our likeness." 1:27 - "God created man in his image; in the divine image He created Him; male and female. He created them." 1:31 - "And so it happened. God looked at everything He had made, and He found it very good." Assuming that your Bible roughly says the same thing, that you would interpret this Uterally, and that you believe in God; then if God is all good, and the Bible says that God created men and women in His own divine image, then logically you would have to agree that since I am human, my homosexual orientation, which is an integral part of my humanity, is a reflection of God's image and therefore is an aspect of His Divine Plan. When you assert to gay people that "some diings are better left unsaid" and imply that we should stay in our closets, then either you are blaspheming God's creation, which includes you, you are too lazy to use your God-given intelligence to develop the disciplined critical thinking skills necessary for defending your own religious beUefs. In my opinion, God did not make me with a homosexual orientation in His image just for your personal use as a means for shoring up your fragile sense of selfesteem. It is not the gay students, but you who "should not make excuses and expect society to feel sorry for you or welcome you with open arms" because you openly admit your choice for ingnorance - a choice compatible with the LHU administration's philosophy of education. So, Miss Kramer your closet of ignorance beckons. Sincerely, Jude Montarsi NEWS Friday, April 24,1992 Eagle Eye 3 Police Beat High School students solve world issues at model UN IH«ttHW'milllHlltl>miHtllll>MHIH*M»H*W*»,>HtlllllllMll1l HUM lilt by Julie Spinks Eagle Eye News Reporter EttgittSyifNg»sJti^p<»rter liarttrament by comBiunicatiuni Apirfi;;^, A$tttd(H»moineDfti(&r«H» ^di^oce h4l]» fex>dved haia»$&)g lA^ft^ «$iiiir^li£;Med it wiaie c ^ sitriic& an ddtt l^ack model virfticJe in the parking lot ne^ the lU»-ary. T!l«re was damage to the de of the car. The bit and xwn h believed to have occuirwt at 12:20 I^W. JPbssible charges of hit and Am ait pending. Fdvstwrm: April 17. Afir^alamt wentOffaNcffthHall. ITie alamj was said to be ^«ctive and will be re{^a(^ by :maintenance. AICQIKA consumption: April 17. AR ILA. lA one of the residesiee balls ctA\&i JLaw Enforcemient to report three sfudentft that were &tagg:ering in the haS. taw Bnfwrcemcni reponcd to the dorm to confiscate a 12-pack ol beer a.s wcH a-? other t>'pe8 of a}coh(^. This case IS being httndlcd by Student Life. Criminal mischief: April 16. A siudciu rt"[X)rt€tl thai sojna)no sstiashed ooe of his car, wmdows on his I99t Chevtolet. the car was parked in Area 14 tmd w said to have occurred between KkMajti. and 530 p.m. If anyone lias any lofonmation on thi.s case, please cal! Law Enforcement. Theft; April 16. A bucket, mop and ai^aeegee was reptjrtcd stolen from Thomas Fieldhouse. That day, the Lock Havea City F'olicx.- spoiled the TOJSStng items in a home downtown vfhalt issoittg a warrant In tbe bc»ise. TM City Police notified Law EnfopcsettMDt^ wiK> c^ted the hous« «Ht i^seitiooed^ttic r«»dents. Uastr the items vete i^md bacnk itt Ihomts FtdKihotuae. Hits ««B i$,pe»»dwg further investigatkm. DIsorderJIjr ctrnditct: April 14. A (KHi-studeai tried to iOA a Tight with a student i» tbe im^^mxm <^ Kogers Gyiam^atR. Thb case i& tiaa under MaiirilSsmiiis M'f<^ IB(fiiiQ% (well, may be not, but wouldn't it be an improvement?) Now that we've go you tricked into reading this ad... The Eagle Eye is looking for cartoonists next year. Interested artists should submit samples to our oiTice in the basement of Russell Hail (Room 18) by May 1st. It can be political, satirical, or a Garfield wanna be, as long as it's a cartoon. awarded for the delegate who demonstrates the most accurate refH'esentation of their country's culture, values and foreign policy. Bald Eagle Nittany High School won for the best individual delegate and Monroe Woodbury of New York won both the best delegation and most accurate representation of their country. The University provided meals for all participants and provided lodging on a first come,firstserved basis for up to three delegates and their faculty advisors who traveled long distances. Each delegation prepared resolutions for discussion at the Model United Nation, of which the best 21 were placed on die preliminary agenda Rules for the Model United Nations are adapted from the rules of procedure of the General Assembly of Uie United Nations. Almost 300 high school students, representing 14 Pennsylvania and New York schools, met on April 8 in Price Auditorium, and attemptied to resolve such contemporary world issues as chemical and biological warfare as they met Lock Haven University's Model United Nations. After a year of extensiveresearch,the student delegates spent Ajnil 9 and 10 on campus debating resolutions for their respective countries. According to program coordinator Lawrence T. Farley, Phd., many of this year's committee resolutions focused on three issues which currently face the United Nations: the aboUshment of chemical and biological weapons, the implementation of United Nations Charter Article 47, and the reformation of the International Court of Justice. Farley noted that this type of debate has taken place at the Model United Nations for the past 20 years. "The program, which is the University's largest high school outreach project, is designed for academicallyinclined students," said Farley. "Unlike their athletic peers, these student have few opportunities to distinguish themselves in competition or to bring back a school trophy." Each year, the University presents tro- Students gathered in Price Auditorium last year for the Model United Naphies to the best delegation, and the best in- tions (photo by Shawn Liddick). dividual delegate. A special trophy is also Students sweat it out to defeat heart disease dinators of the program, will be among those to lead participants in one hour of high-low combination aerobics and one hour of low impact aerobics. Each hour will include a warm-up and cool-down period An aerobics marathon benefiting the with a 10 minute refreshment break in beAmerican Heart Association will be held in tween. Thomas Fieldhouse on Sunday, April 26. Participants must solicit pledges from The Dance for Heart, co-sponsored by friends, co-workers and family for the marFitness Unlimited of Lock Haven and the athon, with a $25 pledge as the minimum University Recreation Society, will run needed for entry. All proceeds will go tofrom 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. on Sunday. Regisora- wardfightingClinton County's number one tion will begin at noon. killer, heart disease. Fitness Unlimited aerobic instructors Prizes will be awarded to participants Dawn Therrell and Leanna Hakin, the coor- based upon the amount of pledges they obby Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye News Reporter X saw him hobbling his way up my driveway clutching a check and drooling out the left side of his mouth. I looked into the sky and cried, 'Oh, Lord, give this good man a rest.' Suddenly the answer came to me as fast as a lightning boh striking Jessica Hahn. I found my mission." Mrs. Edna Comwallis Stain, Kansas Founder of the Society to Retire Ed McMahon PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY TO The Society to Retire Ed McMahon Mrs. Comwallis of Slain, Kansas has begun this crusade to free Ed from the cruel and unusual plight of delivering sweepstakes checks to the average shmuck now that Johnny left the show. Do your civic duty and donate generously by calling 1-800-GIVE IT UP tain. All participants will be eligible to win door prizes from a variety of Lock Haven businesses: Sweeney's Floral Shop, Clyde's Sporting Goods, Hair Studio 35, LHU Bookstore, River Farms Market and Belles Springs Restaurant WSNU 92-FM is providing free advertising and supplying announcers for the event, All participants are asked to Ixing their pledges to Thomas Fieldhouse the day of the marathon. The ^amiCy (PCanning CCinic of LockjHavtn speciaCizing in Women's ^UaCtfi Services We're personaC and confidentiaC.... Our services include Choice of'Birth Control %ffu.tim (Pap df 'Pregnancy Tests Tests & Treatment for sexually transmitted infections Counseling & ^ferrcUs We aCso offer reduced rates for coUtfft students Caiius today for an appointment at 748-7770 We're located at 955 'BeliefonU 5\venueacross from "Burger O^ng 4 Eagle Eye Friday. April 24.1992 NEWS Around campus in 2.9 seconds University Briefs AI6 helps Hale House with community, student donations During the month of April the sisters of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. have placed coin jars around campus and in town for a fundraiser to benefit Hale House. Hale House was founded over 20 years ago in Harlem. New York by Mother Clara Hale. Motho- Hale started taking abandoned, drug-addicted babies and homeless children into her home. Today Hale House also helps drug-addicted mothers and cares for babies with AIDS by JMX)viding food, shelter, and clodiing for them. The sorority has placed coin jars in residence halls on campus and various local businessess downtown such as Commonwealth Bank, Addie's, Weaver and Probst, Clyde's and McDonald's. All proceeds will go towards helping Hale House which is in financial trouble due to government cutbacks. The sorority ai^reciates all contrubitions to help keep Hale House as a place where unfortunate children can be cared for and loved. • Hope Willis Students and town to rally against night-time violence Lock Haven University will join the community and people across the nation on April 30 in the annual "Take Back the Night" celebration to combat violence throughout the United States. Sponsored by the Pennsylvania Coalition Against Rape, the event bans together men and women to show the force of unity and take and the power to walk on streets at nmight without fear. Locally, the Clinton County Women's Center is planning two different marches through downtown Lock Haven, culminating in a rally on the LHU campus, where a third march will take place. Although die core group of marchers is women, they will be joined be male supporters who agree that violence has gotten out ot hand. At the rally, assault survivors and members of the community, including the keynote speaker State Representative Michael Hanna, will address the crowd The march route will begin at the corner of Jay and Main Steets. The second route will begin at the top of Bellefonte Avenue hill and will tum onto Fairview Street Marchers will meet at 7:15 p.m. and begin walking on the sidewalks at 7:30 p.m. Participants will sing songs and chants while walking to Lock Haven University. All are encouraged to join in the program, which is expected to last until 9:30p.m. Hill honored in Italy for paper Recently, Dr. Christopher Hill, professor of history was chosen to present his paper, "Nature, Utility, and Commerce: The Concept of Wasteland in Riparian North India" at a discussion on the topic in Italy. Hill was chosen as one of 17 scholars from different counuies around the world. Hill said, he was pleased to receive recognition for his work. The p^}er examines how the British Colonization of India affected the wilderness there. His paper discusses the British view that non-commercially used areas were considered "wasteland," and the affects this attitude had on the land. According to Hill, this is a new area of study that is just gaining momentum. His p a ^ r and the others given in Italy will be published by the Oxford Press. Hill also said that he was inspired by the conference and will attempt to finish his book. Rivers of Sorrow: Environments and Social CorUrols in Colonial India this summer. -Matt Yocom Speaker illuminates students about black feminism, politics by Kenneth Newquist Eagle Eye News Editor Lions,statues and "whoop'ns" combined to illustrate black feminism as Dr. Patricia HillCollins spoke in Robinson Hall of Flags last Friday. Hill-CoUins' speech, which was titled The Politics of Black Feminist Thought, "investigated black women's own ideas about reality and how they interact with their environment" Hill-Collins is currently an associate professor of sociology and African-American studies at the University of Cincinnati. ^^^BB J^^T 1 l^^^B^^^^I »k Dr. Patricia Hill-Collins (photo courteiy PR). Hill-Collins illustrated her most essential point by telling the story of a young black girl, walking through a park with her mother. In the park the litUe girl saw a statue of a white, Nordic looking man wresding and pinning a lion. She then tumed to her mother and stated "but ma, a man can't whoop a Uon..." Hill-Collins then explained that people's backgrounds determine their views of reality, and their possible future. She delved into the double barriers of race and sex that black women must face as they grow up, constantly referring back the basic black woman's outlook that says that a man cannot *who(^' a lion, no matter what his race. Hill-Collins said that what she was taught direcUy conflicted with what she saw. All through her books, man was "whoop'n" the lion, even though she knew he couldn't Hill-Collins, who will help the University develop of minor on race and gender, explained that history books in grade schools can misrepresent historical facts. One such "whopper" was that blacks were happy under slavery, because they sang in the fields and the idea of Tarzan, a white male, as being lord of the jungle, ie Afiica, and his mate, Jane. Hill-Collins urged students to take an aggressive stance with their education and to challenge what they leam. She also stressed expanding the general curriculum to include a wider variety of people, customs, and ideas. She closed by stating that "knowledge is essential to challenge oppression" and then everyone should realize that of course. " a man can't whoop a lion." Students did not let them starve Students raised over $ 1,400 to help feed local people who cannot afford food in the "I will not let them starve" campaign conducted by the Newman Center, the catholic campus ministry organization. During the week of March 11 students volunteered to give up meals for the week to the program. John Wilt, director of food services agreed to give the food equivalency of $1.25 per meal to the charity. Bentley, which is still tabulating the results, will give the equivalent amount in whatever kind of food the food bank wants. Mark Taggert, who helped coordinated the event was pleased with turn out. He did not expect to earn more than $800. - Sue Heintzelman I Finally! Spring arrives at Ulmer (photo by Travis Prebble) NEWS Riday. April 24,1992 Eagle Eye 5 Beer goggling, alcoholism top survey list Students think alcoholism and alcohol abuse are prevalent problems on campus, according to a survey conducted at the end of March by the College Issues Forum, a division of the honors program. The survey was distributed randomly to 20 percent of the students at Lock Haven University. This survey was used to acquire information on the alcoholic behaviors and attitudes of the students. The survey indicated that the majority of those students who drink do not drink to be socially accepted, to escape problems, to relax, to impress members of the opposite sex, or until they become sick. A variation of these results was found with most males living off campus, whose results showed that they occasionally drink for the above reasons. However, with responses like these, the question "why do you drink?" needs to be asked. With the exception of the indecisive oncampus females under 21 and off-campus females over 21, the overwhelming majority of the students felt that Lock Haven University should not be a dry campus. Most of the off-campus males and females felt that the drinking age should be 21 years Where most students frequently consume alcohol. Types of alcohol students consume most. • Beer E3 Wine Coolers n Mixed Drinlfci 1-900-737-7676 "We're the one stop for almost anything...'* and we WON'T break you, either! STOP IN TODAY FOR Grocerles-Milk-Fountain Soda Ice Cream-Tobacco-Gas-Magazines Breasted Chicken & Munchies ^ G^ mini marts 625 Water St. LH next to the University WE'RE ALWAYS OPEN • Scorts • Injury Reports • Otfdt •Game Previews A Semmarics • Updated 24 h m d a r 75 cents per minute ^ DIAL SPORTS A service of Thomson NewspaMTS 6 Eagle Eye Friday. April 24.1992 :x.' si- •A'.v »ji-\^v! £ / e on Life IE^(^^i}^ Tonight The and Eagle Eye's Features, Arts Entertainment Section Joe Piscopo cancels LHU Former "Saturday Night Live" star backs out from tonight's Thomas Fieldhouse performance Reader's Theatre prsentation of two works. "Who Am I This Time." and "Miss Temptation." by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.. and adapted by Dr. Denys J. Gary. Countdown Theatre at 5 p.m. Free admission. by Dougie Bicket Eagle Eye Features Editor Sunday, April 26 18th Annual President's Concert, Price Performance Ceina,3p.m.(see story below). Tuesday, April 28 Percussion Ensemble concert. Sloan Fine Arts Coiter. Room 121, 7:30 p.m. Free admission. Wednesday, April 29 Jazz Combo perfcxmance, at Price Performance Center, 8 p.m. Joe Piscopo: he won't be coming to LHU (Photo courtesy of Public Relations). This week's SCC Movieg; Hot Shots and Naked Gun 2 112 Screenings in the main lounge, McEntire Hall. Friday and Saturday, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. Band performs at President's Concert by Kathie Robertshaw Eagle Eye Features Reporter The Lock Haven University concert band will perform the I8th Annual President's Concert to be held Sunday. April 26. in Price Performance Center. The concert is scheduled to begin at 3p.m. Conducted by Dr. Florentino J. Caimi. the band will perform works by Mozart, Mendelssohn, Grainger, DeUo Joio, and Gregson, and equally challenging compositions by Strauss, CtyplanA, and Sousa. Freddy Lutz, a senior music major, will make his conducting debut with the selection "Denbridge Way," by James Swear- ington. Lutz. a student of Caimi. is from Pordenone. Italy. Timothy Dishong. a freshman french horn major, will be the soloist for the upcoming concert. He will be performing the first movement of thd Mozart "Horn Concerto in D," accompanied by the concert band. Dishong, who studies french horn with Professor Russell C. Nelson, is from Rexmont. A reception at the front of Price will follow the performance. The public will have a chance to meet President Craig Dean Willis, conductor Caimi, student soloists, and members of die ensemble. The Lock Haven University coruert band is supported by the SCC. Joe Piscopo, the SCC's big-name comedian for the end of the year show, has canceled tonight's scheduled concert at Thomas Fieldhouse, according to Leiand Spangler, director of Student Activities. The cancellation, announced on Wednesday afternoon, came as a complete surprise to the SCC. According to Spangler, "What I was told [by Piscopo's agent] was that transportation and technical difficulties caused him to cancel." No further information was supplied, Spangler said, and the next stage was to negotiate with the agents over the terms of the contract Spangler explained that artists usually have e s c ^ clauses built into any contract, enabUng them to withdraw at sh(Ht nodce. "In a concert situation like this, die artist can pull out any time he likes." The SCC was powerless to reverse the decision, he continued, and the concert is now definitely off. The cancellation takes place against a background of poor ticket sales and the possibility of die SCC incurring a large financial loss on the venture. According to Sophiny Pek, SCC Social Committee chairperson, only ISO tickets for the concert had b€«n sold by Wednesday morning, with between 1,500 and 2,000 further tickets needed to be sold by Friday night in order to break even. Under tliese circumstances, said Pek, it was probably advantageous to the SCC for the cancellation to take place. "We would've gone down [around] twenty thousand dollars. If we cut our losses now, we can cut that approximately in half," she said. Twenty thousand dollars is roughly the figure for the total estimated cost of the venture, according to Spangler. He was unable to estimate how much money the SCC would lose now that it has been canceled. The search for a big end-of-year act has presented numerous problems over the last few months, said Dave Keenan, outgoing SCC vice president. After disagreements within the social committee over the choice of a suitable rock band for the concert, it was decided early this semester to try to find a comedy act as a compromise, said Keenan. However, by the time the disagreements had been sorted out and a comedian selected, there was precious little time to organize and publicize the event. When told of the news, SCC President-elect Steve Madrak expressed relief at the outcome, saying "We would have lost twenty grand on diat thing." Talking about next year, Madrak said "There will definitely be a concert next semester." Apn 24 k^ficAinnila^u Check out thi.s week's cartoon strips on the next page: Lock Haven 17745 and Nuketown Dead Milkmen and Death MetaJ to the fore. New music reviews p8 Roadkill In the concerm Travis, our intrepid <:Qtuimti$t„^.p 9 STRANGER THAN FICTION Meanwhile, Infanti discusses dangerous Study habits......»».p 9 Bravard the librarian becomes Bravard the politidan,,,*p ttl ,S!fS*^', <5^4elta Zeta and Acacia planned a fiindraisCT to collect money for Gallaudet College, the only nationally accredited college fot the deaf. Their idea was a bit bizarre. Their plan was to roam around campus and kidnap unsuspecting students. They would then hold the students captive until someone paid their ransom. I've heard about giving till it hurts, but this is a litde ridiculous. April 25, 1978: A noncontroversy was brewing a LHU Gcmhii (May 21 • June 20) Remember... It's not so much what you say as how much alcohol you've consumed before you say it Cancer (June 21 - July 22) A psycho history teacher will tum yotv life into utter chaos. Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) Watch a few episodes of Bonanza andteamvaluable lessons about life. Virgo (Aug. 23 • Sept 22) Keep in mind the Surfers Law: If it swells, ride it Libra (SepL 2 3 - O c t 22) I drink, therefore I fall down ... A quote to live by. Scorpkt ( O c t 23 - Nov. 21) Avoid people wearing sweatshirts and shorts. If they can't figure out whether it's warm or cold, they aren't people.you want to talk lo. SagitUrius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 22) Caution... People W1K> know all the words to the "Dukes of Hazard" theme are dangerously psychotic. Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 19) Be careful around shithead hunters. You are on the top of thei: lists. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Remember ... When condoms expire, they can still be blown up and used for volleyball practice. Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20) A friend with beer is a friend held dear. Aries (March 21 - AprU 19) Raub Hall has been takoi over by imbeciles. Rim for your life. Nuketown The Fred Cooper C n i m i n i i M i wiai'l « Quilkr. 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Bodycount "Bodycount" m Dead Milkmen get respect they deserve i^^^pffi This week's pick The Dead Milkmen Soul Rotation fmvmnwmfi by Ryan Ritter Eagle Eye Music Critic "Hey, Jack. What's happening?" "Well, uh, rumor around town says there might be a new Dead Milkmen album out, their sixth, called "Soul Rotation." Okay, the important thing here is to get to the review, and might I say I'm really impressed. When I talk to people about the Dead Milkmen (a band I'm homy over more dian Matt is over Celtic Frost), most people say "The Dead Who? I think I might have heard of diem." Maybe they recognize previous songs such as "Bitchen Camero," #1 on the college charts back in the Eighties of "Punk Rock Girl," which I actually saw on MTV a few times. This is the band Spin magazine describes as "speciaUzing in sarcastic, musically eclectic social commentary" (is that plagiarism?) Ed.'s note: I think you're covered Ryan. Needless to say, this is my kind of band. The Dead Milkmen have influenced me for about as SQMl ROTArm long as they've been around (my best friend's brother from home manages diem), and their scadiing wit and raw energetic music got me through the stupid inanities of high school. It also helped that for the most part they can't sing much better than I can. Just the fact diat this Philadelphia foursome is still around and putting out records means they must be making enough money. They've evolved a great deal since their early garage band days — they can even sing pretty well now, and Soul Rotation is by far their best technical production to date. The most important change on this album is the transfer of the majority of lead vocals from "H.P Hovercraft" to "Butterfly Fairweather," previously known as "Rodney Amadeus Anonymous" and "Joe Jack Talcum," respectively. Butterfly carries a better tune, but it's H.P.'s gravelly rasp that is the essence of the Milkmen's energy. Most Dead Milkmen songs are parodies of life, tongue-in-cheek pokes al ignorance, life's futility, and society in general. All diese elements brilliandy come together Death metal comes of age p*fvnff««**vvfni^*f»*«fTCfwnwm Ff^fwmvfvntfH Rock Scen^ This week's picks Carcass Necroticism Descanting The Insalubrious by Matt Walsh Eagle Eye Music Critic I think I've been pretty diverse in my picks this year. I've covered just about every style in die hard rock/metal field. All except one ... Death metal. I have always hated death metal, but recendy it has progressed rapidly and many bands are starting to get their talents recognized. England's Earache records is probably the number one record label for death metal, widi bands such as Napalm Death, Lawnmower Deth, Entombed, and Godflesh earning success in the underground music world. The next death metal band to make it big seems to be Carcass. Carcass has always gone out of their way to be entirely different. Widi their sick, bizarre song titles and lyrics you'd need a Ph.D or a thesaurus to understand. Carcass has slowed their style down a little bit and added a Uttle bit of melody on their latest opus Necroticism • Descanting The Insalubrious, which in plain English means 'The deaUi of Uving tissue - harmonizing with the unwholesome" (thanks to Webster's). As with their past albums. Carcass's lyrics are as gory and unQ^nslatable as ever. After many grueUng hours reading the lyric sheet. The only song I could comprehend was "Corporal Jigsore Quandary," a song about a coroner putting togedier a mutilated body like a jigsaw puzzle (yummy!). Just check out these lyrics: "...Bi-manual reconstructiorv' eldritch problem complete/ a convened effigy/ a pathological toy/ each chunk rigorously/ inter mortis locking, as you pathogenically rot...," and these are some of the more tame lyrics! Along with their talent for song lyrics (however demented), the band has progressed a lot musically. Ex-Napalm Deadi guitarist Bill Steer has "steered" Carcass's sound in the right direction (excuse the pun). The first single and video is "Incarnated Solvent Abuse," probably the most accessible track on the album (diat's not saying much, though). Other tracks include "Symposium Of Sickness," "Pedigree Butchery," "Cameous Cacoffiny," and a favorite among WLHU metal D.J.'s "Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition." As if the song tides and the lyrics weren't enough. Carcass also names their guitar solos. My favorites include "Firm, Meaty Chunks," and "Viscous Residue Snorting." O.K., so the lyrics and tides are probably a litde bit too much for the average person (I feel sorry for you if you're eating at Bentley while reading this), but the fact remains that death metal is becoming a serious art form on the music business, and Carcass is one of the best. How can you not love a band who have made songs like "Feast On Dismembered Carnage," and "Reek Of Putrification?" Even though this week's review is aimed more towards the thrash or death metal fan, give this a listen, you might be surprised. in "How It's Gonna Be," a hilarious trip from the womb, to school, to the job, to retirement in Arizona, and to eternity in Hell. The album's sarcasm reaches it's highest point on "God's Kid Brother." This is classic Milkmen: "Maybe there are two Gods, a perfect God who made all those perfect people and another God who made the rest of us. And maybe, just maybe, there's a heavenly choir diat sings off key." Three other songs also capture the energy and satiric paranoia of vintage Dead Milkmen. "The Conspiracy Song" tells us about the same "they" who own the CIA, the IRS, Elvis, Uie State, and die Church, also pick the winners on Star Search. "If I Had A Gun" contemplates multitudes of social realities, from changing your brand of cigarettes to seeing yourself "years later on some crime show on TV." "Here Comes Mr. X" deals with the joys of garden-gnomestealing, gun-toting, obnoxiously ignorant neighbors who invite your kids to Aryan Youdi Camp. Butterfly pleads, "Oh, Mohammed, prophet of Allah, run him over with his own Impala." Also, don't forget such great tracks as "The Secret Of Life," "Silly Dreams," or "Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys," when you make any requests at you favorite campus radio station. Soul Rotation is packed with wonderful, silly things that strike the heart of today. Maybe with their new label, Hollywood Records, The Dead Milkmen will finally get the recognition they deserve. H a v e y o u lost touch with REALITY? Then become a cartoonist for the Eagle Eye The Eagle Eye is kxiking for people to draw edifoiial cartoons and comic strips for next year's paper If you're inienestcd, c o n tact the F.a^le Eye at 2 3 3 4 or cotne to otir staff meetings at UOO p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays in kussell Hall basement Draw for your campus paper. It's how Gary Trudeau started! Eagle Ej^ i^<§>mm(^mi}(§)!r^', f Dangerous study habits for dangerous minds CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND Steven Infanti As finals draw closer, I've begun to give serious consideration to doing the work I was assigned at the start of the semester. It's even time to engage in that dreaded scholastic ritual known as studying. I thought it might help some students if they could leam some improper study habits from die master. The night before the final. 6 p.m. — I discover Uiat I have a history final Friday morning at 8 a.m., and about 800 pages of reading to do on the rise and fall of HiUer and the TTiird Reich. 6:15 p.m. — There's no way to drop the course this late in the semester so I open up my notebook to review my notes. There's nothing there but 20 pages of scribble and two Bart Simpson cartoons. I decide I should focus on the reading assignments instead. 6:30 p.m. — I discover I don't own the textbook. 6:31 p.m. — I discover I don't own any textbooks. 6:33 p.m. — Time to play Nintendo. 6:45 p.m. — I decide to go to the Ubrary to read up on the subject. 7 p.m. — I get directions to the campus library. 7:30 p.m. — The library ceiling doesn't cave in when I enter the building. That's a good sign. I start wandering around aimlessly. 7:45 p.m. — A group of women are checking me out and giggling. 7:46 p.m. — One of them tells me my zipper is open. 7:47 p.m. — Back to more scholarly pursuits. 8 p.m. — I find some books related to my history subject. The don't offer any condensed versions so I scrap that idea. I decide to scope instead. 8:10 p.m. — I find someone worth scoping. 8:45 p.m. — My scope and I meet and engage in a litUe witty conversation. 8:50 p.m. — She tells me she would go out with me when pigs fly. 8:51 p.m. — I inquire of some physics majors about just how many feathers and how much glue I would need to use in order to get an average pig to fly. 8:58 p.m. — I decide to return Have you studied for finais? is running OUT! to more scholarly pursuits. 9:01 p.m. — Why read a history textbook when you can rent the video? 9:30 p.m. — The clerk at die video store tells me I'm the fourth person to come in asking for a video on the subject. He's sorry, but every movie dealing with the Worid War II and Hitler, including "Sex Lives of the Nazis" is out. 9 :45 p.m. — I decide to use the old beer-study method. 9:48 p.m. — I'm at my favorite drinking establishment enjoying a brew, when the members of the "Friends of Charlie Manson" fan club enter asking for donations. I flee the establishment 10:10 p.m.— I return home and discover that I can borrow the textbook from a freshman down the hall. 10:12 p.m. — I open the book. 10:17 p.m. — Time Enough studying. It's time to take a break. 10:18 p.m. — The new Playboy has arrived and I decide to take a quick peek. 11:10 p.m. — If the professor asks me any questions about Candy Lovemore I'll be set. 11:15 p.m. — Back to my scholarly pursuits. 11:16 p.m. — Time for a snack break. 11:17 p.m. — I chug four Cokes and eat two slices of cold pizza. 11:45 p.m. — I place second in a belching contest with my neighbor. 12:02 a.m. — Back to my scholarly pursuits. I pick up the textbook and read another page. 12:05 a m . — My phone rings. It's some girl giving me a revolting, disgusting, filthy, obscene phone call. 1:35 a.m. — I hang up. 1:36 a.m. — I explore some alternative study methods. 1:38 a.m. — There's only $3.14 in my checking account and I doubt I can bribe the professor widi an I.O.U. 2:10 a.m. — Time to put that osmosis theory to the test Lights OUL 3:01 a.m. — Lights on. Nobody sleeps after drinking four Cokes. I spend the rest of the night running back and forth to the bathroom. If the University had pay urinals, they would make a fortune. Friday morning. 8 a.m. — The exams are handed out It's a 100 question multiple choice test with an optional essay. I guess ' C a lot and hope I get some points for putting my name onihepapCT. Ahh... The sweet smell of roadkill in the Spring time STRANGER THAN FICTION Travis Prebble It's Spring again. Finally. After probably the strangest winter of the past decade. Spring has sprung upon us, bringing widi it feelings of rebirth and warmth. The new life is evident in the soft s{»ing grass, carpets of dandelions, leaves that whisper in the breeze, and, most notably, roadkill. Unfortunately, with the warm weather come all the animals who slept through the winter. But where do they go? The highways! Yes, lucky us, we get to play football with all creatures great and small. Dodge to the left, dodge to the right, hit'em hit'em in the middle of the night. I bring diis subject up because I have limited experience with animal dodging at 55 miles per hour. Until recendy, I had only one encounter with an animaJ on the road. The animal survived, but we had to bury the mailbox diat I hit instead. Recently, however, animals seem to be attacking my car! In a two week span, I have been attacked by groundhogs, squirrels, elks. Hare Krishnas, people wanting to wash my windshield, and a couple of kids on bicycles shouting profanities at me. I did manage to kill one squirrel and seriously damage the kids. Don't get me wrong; I didn't mean to kill the squirrel (the kids, yes, but not the squirrel). He just sat there, terrified by the roar of the beast approaching him. Kathunk, ka-thunk. Bye-bye squirrel. I had tried swerving to the left, but he went the same way. It was kind of like we were walking opposite ways through a doorway and couldn't figure out who was supposed to go first. Of course, it's kind of hard to say, "Excuse me," after you smash somebody's head under a car tire. Apparently, somebody needs io teach the animals to look both ways before crossing the road. Why do diey wait until a car comes along to run into the middle of the road? I've muddled over diese questions for days on end and here is what I came up with: 1. Dares - Evidence shows that animals are stupid too. Parents in the animal world can't say, "If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?" because they know that their children would do it. "Deadi befOTe dishonor," bellowed Betty Bunny before barreling into a Michelin radial. 2. Frat initiations - And you thought hazing was bad. "Fred," the brother cow stated, "you must ^Roadkill has I a ton of 'clothing possibilities, I and it's easy to clean too." prove yourself to MMM before you will be accepted as one of us. You must drug the sheepdog, steal a baby sheep from AAA, and push it onto a highway." People, it may be time to put an end to agricultural colleges. 3. Depression - Animals need counseling. They are obviously in a pretty dejected state of mind if their chosen form of suicide is running in front of a car, being space in landfills. You can't very smash^ by two tons of metal, well recycle dead animals, anycigarette butts, and middle Ameri- way. There are practical purposes for cans, and being left to rot in die sun where dieir carcasses will be roadkill that many people oversubject to repeated smashings and look. Right now, the use of real various forms of sickening sexual fur is a big stink in the fashion world. Well, use the fur of roadacts. 4. Attention - Perhaps they just kill and the controversy will die want to be reprimanded. Psychol- down. It will still be a big stink, ogists say diat children actually but at least it will be ethical. prefer parents to set boundaries. Roadkill is perfect for warming Parents of small animals, talk to the hands in Winter. Simply reyour kids about highways. Not move the teeth and stick a hand in saying anything is like giving each end. You could also string them permission. Just Say No to some roadkill togedier and wear them around your neck to keep it pavement 5. Substance abuse - BeUeve it warm in the cold winds. If nothor not animals do drugs. Dealers ing else, you'll be able to say, who grow their own marijuana in "I'm not going to pay a lot for this the forests don't realize that ani- muffler." Roadkdl has a ton of mals are Uterally eating half their clothing possibilities, and it's profits. If you've never seen a easy to clean, as well. Simply raccoon get stoned... Well, tune wash and rinse; then, to dry, take into Wild Kingdom; it's bound to it out onto the driveway and back be on there. Watch for the ani- the car over it a few times. In no mals smoking joints after some time at all, it will look as good as new. passionate elephant mating. Hqjefully, the world will come Obviously, these are not all die reasons for entry into the roadkill to realize the potential of roadkill, arena, but let's not forget the good but until then, let's try to keep the points about roadkill. Roadkill ac- animals from running in front of counts for almost 75 percent of my car. I don't think the radiator the venison consumed by Pennsyl- can take much more fur. Stop the vania hunters. Why use a gun? madness; just say no to pavement Just tum on the headlights and By the way, to the parents of the mn'erdown. Roadkill decompos- kids that I hit, sorry about the es, meaning that it won't take up damage to the bikes. Bravard the politician makes a 'clean sweep' Library Director goes into local politics part time, fights against dike-levee project Healdi Systems Agency (CPHSA) Board of Directors, eventuallyrisingto become president. "It gave me a feel for working widi various government agencies," he said of histimewith the Board. Robert Bravard sat comfortably in his ofAs the dike-levee conbtivers)^ came to the fice as he dealt with the numerous affairs of fore last year, Bravard sided widi a majority die litnary as they come bef(H« him. Heapof Lock Haven residents in diinking diat pears eminently comfortable with his role this scheme — which would destiwy much as Director of Library Services — Stevenriverside property, as well as the scenic son Library's chief executive. It's arolehe beauty of dieriver— was bad for die town. has fulfilled for nearly 22 years, and as he He said he was finally prodded to act says, "I'm not tired of the job yet" when "A couple of elderly women apAnyone who has spent much time in the proached me and told me I really ought to library will probably oe familiar with Bravbecome a candidate." He joined an emergard in this role. However, students who've ing political group, known as 'Clean beenreadingthe Lock Haven Express and Sweep,' which was formed to fight the keeping track widi events in town will have flood protection scheme. realized that there's more to die man than The organization was called Clean Sweqi just library w(»k. "All my adult life I've simply because dieir intention was to make had a fascination with history, and its assoa clean sweep of the seats in the election, ciated partner, politics," he said, explaining said Bravard. He described it as a grasshis newfound mvolvement with the Lock roots, bipartisan refwm movement Haven political scene. "We submerged our political differences,' This mvolvement took on a new dimen- Bob Bravard: Library Director and said Bravard, explaining Uiat while he was sion last November, when Bravard and City Councilman in his spare time. a lifelong Democrat, die odier Uiree Clean three odiers, all members of the Clean (photo by Dougie Bicket). Sweep candidates are Republk;ans. Swe^ anti-dike-levee coalition, secured a From the start, the organization had close majonty of seats in die city council, precipi- to put my moudi where my pen was." since moving to Lock Haven in 1963 — links to the University, counting among its tating a bitter struggle toridthe town of the unpf^xilar flood protection scheme. A to assume his first position at die Universi- ranks Dr. Edward Chatterton, Dr. Lynn J. loM-time letter writer and a political ani- ty — Bravard has taken a keen interest in Lytic, Malcolm P. Myers and odiers. Dr. malat heart, Bravard felt literally swept up local affairs. Over die years, he said, diis Lawrence T. Farley also played an imporin the wave of oroosition to die {Hoject, a interest developed into a desire to serve the tant role as the group's political consultant. However, the group's members were dewave which resulted in his successfid can- local community. didacy for city councitaian. "I'd been Bravard is no stranger to the political termined not to associate themselves too around die edges of die fight for long scene, however. In 1978 he was appointed closely widi LHU. "The opposition tried to enough, and thought diat maybe it was time to serve on the Central Pennsylvania present us as an elitist group of pec^le," by Dougie Bicket Eagle Eye Features Editor YouTl never see prices this lowag^ r said Bravard. However, he insists diat "we nevCT diought of ourselves as a University contingent. Bravard admits that he found the evoyday necessities of electioneering uncomfortable. "Asking strangers to vote for me was difficult," he explained. He was also surprised at die sb-engdi of support in Lock Haven for dieir campaign. Perhaps die most stiiking demonstiration of diis was when die group released promotional orange posters diree weeks before die election. The organization was inundated with requests from townspeople to place die posters in their front gardens and house windows. "Suddenly, Lock Haven was wange," said Bravard. At diat point, he said, diey all had the feeUng that they could win. This feeling was brane out on November 5, when the municipal elections gave the antidike-levee group an absolute majority, both in terms of votes and in seats on the council. "Roughly 60 percent of all die votes cast wereforClean Sweep candidates." Despite diis clear mandate from die voters, Bravard acknowledges that the Council is powerless to halt construction of the dike-levee on its own. The decisions conceming die project have already been made and are probably irreversible. What we're trying to do is influence the people who can stop it," he said. "If die dike-levee comes to pass, we'll live widi it ... If we can stop it, we will." As for die future, Bravard die councilman hopes to help make some small improvement in the way diings are done in die council. "I want to see die people of Lock Haven involved widi their government in a positive way," he said. "I don't expect to leave a great mark on it, but I hope to see some modest improvements." WARNING: The outdoor stairway at the side of the PUB expansion will be temporarily closed due to parking lot construction. This notice is effective immediately. In the interest of student safety, please use caution and avoid using the stairs. You can be ticketed for being on the construction site. :^ JOSTTENS ^ Date: ^ ^ t ^ t^^J^T, ^ /ff^ Time: /^'^, » V W t N T PLANS A V M A & I See See your your Jostens Jostens representative representative for for details. details. Some restrictions may apply No other promotions may be used on these styles f Camp Sussex Enjoy a helpful and rewarding summer at Camp Sussex which is located in the beautiful mountains of northem New Jersey and is about one hoiu* from New York City. We need M/F counselors. Head pioneering, social worker, LPN/RN/ Student Nurse, Jewish Cultural program. Salaries are attractive! Please call for more information or write to Camp Sussex 33 Blatherwick Dr. S-irlin, N J . 08009 Phone (609) 753-9265 c r {713)261-8700 Friday, April 24,1992 Eagle Eye 11 CLASSIFIEDS CLUB/GROUP NEWS CAREER SERVICES The last meeting of the Rape Task Force will be Tuesday, April 28 at 6 pm in 129 RLC. Executive elections will be held at this meeting, so if your want a position or just want to vote, it is important to attend. Summer and Fall positions now available for Joumahsm/PR majors. The office of Public Relations and Publications is currently accepting applications for summer and fall writers. Students must have completed News Writing or have practical experience. Campus employment aixl work study positions available. Apply at the University Advancement Office, Room 126, Akeley Hall. B.K. Thank you for making me smile even when I didn't want to. You're a great big brother. D.S. United States Air Force will have an information table in Bentley Hall lobby on April 24, from lOajn. to 2pjn. Keep on striving £K pledges, you're getting closer. Love, the Sisters FOR SALE 5 ACRES NEAR WOOLRICH FOR SALE! in Pine Ridge Development. Jersey Shore School District. $22,000 Call 398-7807. Single loft for sale. Call Krisu at 3462 or 3497. ANNOUNCEMENTS The senior bar crawl is being planned!! It is scheduled for Friday May 8th following Graduation rehearsal. Question?? Ccmtact Stei^ at 748-8812. Enjoy a day in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, May 16th! Go to the monuments, the Smithsonian ~ or for trekkies, see the Star Trek exhibit at the Air and Space Museum. Also see the First Ladies exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. Cost is $38 and we will leave Lock Haven at 5 a.m. Call 748-2486 for reservations. Sponsored by Lock Haven Parents for Bishop Neumann. Attention anyone interested in Marching Band thae will be an organizational meeting on April 27 at 8 p.m. in the band room. Those who were members last year and anyone interested is welcomed to attend the meeting. Uniform fittings will also take place on this date. Please call 893BAND with questions. The annual TAKE BACK THE NIGHT march will be held on Thursday, April 30 at 7:30 p.m. The meeting place is Russel Lawn. T-shirts will be sold in Bentley all next wedc. Come celebrate survival from sexual violence. Marchers are needed. Call Roni for more information at 3832. For more info call Roni at 3832 or the Women's C'mter. Faculty and staff Open House on April 23, from 11 to 2 at the Newman Center, 445 W. Main St. Attention all LHU band members, including Symphonic, Concert, Jazz/Rock, and all Ensembles. The sisters of Tau Beta Sigma are sponsoring a FREE finals breakfast for you in Mac and Smith lobbies May 2,4 ,5, 6, and 7 between 7:30 and 9 a.m. All band members are encoiuaged to stop by and sample ihe FREE juice and doughnuts. ATTENTION GRADUATES!! Caps, Gowns and Announcements are available in the book store. Avoid the rush and get yours today. Heading for EUROPE diis summer? Jet there anytime for only $169 with AIRHITCH! Also, super low round trip fares to West coast. AIRHITCH 893-6000. Mr. Jim Hamilton's advisees will be working with Dr. Cierpilowski. Please schedule preregisCation appointments by signing the appointment form on the door outside of RLC 216. FOR RENT Apartment - 2 bedrooms, near campus, off street parting, heat and water included in the rent. Call 748-5649 Rooms to rent for summer school, both 1st and 2nd session. $150 montl.''or everything. Located on Church SL very clc ' to campus. If interested call Jeff at 748-2443. HOUSEMATES NEEDED for a house close to campus with low-cost rent but in good condition. We will live coed if necessary. Contact Michelle at #3163 or Dawn at #3154. SUMMER CAMP JOBS: general counselors, lifeguards, kitchen help, maintenance. Camp is located near Bloomsburg, PA. Sponsored by the Penn's Woods Girl Scout Council. Call (717) 759-8236, EEO/AA employer. CRUISE JOBS— Cruise Lines now hiring. Earn $2,000+ per month working on cruise ships. World Travel! Holiday, Summer and Full- time employment available. For Employment Program call 1-206-545-4155 ext. C 577 ATTENTION: Male or female individual willing to work Saturdays to assist photographer for wedding and special events. Experience not necessary but helpful- We will train. Must be dependable. For more info: Please call MazzuUa Studio photography at 748-4507 PERSONALS ADOPTION. We are a warm, loving, professional couple looking for a baby to love and cherish. We can offer your baby endless love and devotion, strong family life/values, quality education, a secure fiiture, (and a full-time mom). We know this is a difficult decision for you, and we will help in any way we can. We are easy to talk with. Completely legal and con* fidential. Allowable expenses paid. Please call Nancy coUect anytime at (919)942-9666. Congratulations to the Tae Kwon Do club for an outstxmding performance at Saturday's tournament! The Sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha. T.T.T., Congratulations, sweetheart! Lori could do it Love the Sisters of ACT Kqjpa DelUi Rho, Thanks for the great mixer! Love, the Sisters of Sigma Kappa Hey Easter Bunny, thanks for the Easter basket Usually / give little girls cardy. Love. THGFNY WANTED: Sexy, male to coach the cheerleading squad for 1992. Requirements: must be blond, muscular and have little sense of humor. Bob C. Next time take your clothes off when you shower in the bed. To my awesome secretary Tracy May!! Thanks Ms. Virginia Martin presents Ryan Ritter « for keeping track of my life for me and helping me with all my problems. Love, Sue TOP 5 REASONS FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT SURVEY 1. So students know they do more than eat doughnuts 2. Took time away from giving parking tickets to print questionnaires 3. Tired of riding around in a $30,000 vehicle 4. Need a break from the "great disappearing napkin-dispenser" case. 5. If the metropolis of Kutztown can have a survey, so can Lock Haven. see mmm SATURDAY & SUNDAY only Thomas Arthur Yost 7P.1II. iN "AS IS" 9 P.M. by Wiiiiom Hoffnxjn See you there! FREE W/VALID LHU 1.0. ...and doni miss APRIL 24 & 25 Sloan Mainstage 8 p.m. nightly STIIBINT FREEAPMISSIQN TAIiElVT If you only see one play this semester, malce it 'As Is.' You'll b e glad you did.... SHOW Produced by special arrangement with Dramatist Ploy Services. Inc. THE 8 P JH. in Sloam Amlitoriiim MoHday, April 87 FREE w/ valM l.d.-o«hers $9 Sponsored by the S.C.C. Social CommlHee MICHELLE K. Here is you personal from me, your roommate: Hi. Looking for summer work? $8.50 to start, gain resume experience. Scholarships awarded. Apply now begin after finals. Call 522-0430 immediately. Leah, Sony about Saturday night, I'll make it up to you somehow. -Russ Marsha, Don't take any more quarters. You're mom won't like all those phone calls. Laura, Ree, Heather, and Kate, There will be tears before bedtime! Mark my words! Who loves you? You do, Shana Practice random acts with condoms. Shana, Kate and Ree- Who loves you? We do! Laura and Heather Happy Birthday to MICHELLE, Leah and Toni, Love Your Sisters I had the greatest drejun last night. I was with Mrphil in a huge mansion, surrounded by 135 empmty beer cans, a radioactive DJ talking about politics, dolphins, and abortoion. There were men in skirts there and furmy talking women who didn't know geography and I think there was a woman strapped to the hood of a car. I wish I could return but like any alien abduction I couldn't remember the flight back. Congratulations A I T neophytes, we knew you Students+Faculty D i d y o u k n o w that you're eligible for big discounts on software? Afterdarl< S22 Aldus Pagemalook I* a trademark ol Apple Computer Inc. Classic Is a registered trademark lloansad to Apple Computer Inc. MacFest Is a registered aeivlos mark ol Apple Computer Inc. •-- SPeRTS 12 EagieEye Friday. April24,1992 DON'T BE LEFT OUT OF LOCK HAVEN'S NEWEST STUDENT C O M M U N I T Y Reserve today! 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Other teams invited to the event were Bucknell, Dickinson, East Stroudsburg, Juniata, Lycoming, Millersville, Shippensburg, and West Chester. Scores were tight up for the teams at the top, but for the Haven, they finished 8th out of 9 with a team score of 367, above Juniata, who finished with a 399. For the Eagles Mike Kendall shot an 81, Ron Vener had a 94, Kyle Cashen scored a 95, while Ryan Eby and Jim Turner both shot a 97. Finishing first in the event was Bucknell, with a team score of 321, followed by West Chester, scoring a 323. Shippensburg came in third place as they had a combined team score of 324. With the Juniata match last Friday canceled, the Haven traveled to the Susquehanna University Invitational on Monday, to face a fifteen team field. The Haven had a combined team score of 479, which didn't fare too well as they placed last. Again Mike Kendall led the way with an 89, followed by Vener with his 91. Turner followed with a 99, and Cashen shot a 100. Finally, Vince Inzerillo came away with a 106. In the top spots at this event were Susquehanna with a 383, followed by Binghamton with a 389, and in third place Elizabeth with a 396. The following day the team traveled to East Stroudsburg for the East Stroudsburg Invitational. With nine teams showing up, the Haven placed eighth with a team score of 362. Top scores for the Eagles were Inzerillo with an 86, Kendall with an 88, Cashen and Heather Kappesser shot a 95, and Turner shot a 97. Commenting on the team's performance, head coach Bob Weller commented, "The kids are doing the best they can, they're just having a bad spring, and can't put it together teamwise." The Haven has one event remaining on their agenda, the PSAC Championships at Dubois, which will be held from April 2628. Volleyball ends season at Clarion by Bryan Kolenski Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The women's volleyball team ended their season on Saturday, April 11, after taking part in the Clarion Tournament. The tournament consisted of five teams; Lock Haven, Clarion, Allegheny College, a club team called the Pittsburgh Golden Triangles, and a composite team made up of coaches from all the other teams in the tournament. The Lady Eagles lost all three games against the Pittsburgh Golden Triangles, 15-11, 15-8, 15-8. Brenda McKimm had the highest percentage of kills for the Haven. She was set four times and made three kills. Head coach Tom Justice felt she did a good job, but felt "we needed to set her more". Other strong performances were by Michelle Witt, Amy Shannon, and Crissy Bierly. Justice was really pleased with Bierly's performance. "She is showing much improvement in her abiUty to hit the ball because she is starting to place the ball, instead of killing it." "When we played Clarion we hit our stride, we were really playing well," saidcoach Justice. In the Clarion Tournament each game was given a certain time limit, which wasn't the case in the other season games the team played. The Lady Eagles won their first game 1614 but dn^ped the match to Clarion 10-8. In the Clarion match up Golden had two stuff blocks for points, McKimm with two kills and one stuff block, Witt had a big showing with three kills and two aces, and Bierly came up with two kills and one ace. The Lady Eagles weren't as fortunate against the composite team and Allegheny College, they were unable to take a win from either team. "We are meeting a lot of our objectives, even when we are not putting the points on the board," said Justice. "Our objectives are to leam how to play the game and to become competitive." Since this year is the first for the women's volleyball team. Justice is hoping to recruit some new players. The team will continue working hard off season and he is hoping the Haven will be a strong competitor next season. SP©RTS Friday, April 24,1992 EagieEye 13 Kovach named PSAC -West Player of the Week Softball blanks Clarion in rain-shortened contest by Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The softbaU team played only one game in the past week, but they made it count: on Tuesday afternoon, they won a rainshortened contest at Clarion University, 70. The blanking of Clarion, the team's fifth shutout victory of the season, brought a smile to the face of head coach Kim Lindsey. It was, after all, one of the squad's best performances of 1992. The only disaj^inting part of the Eagles' trip to Clarion, Lindsey said, was the fact that the weather stopped the women's building momentum. After they captured the first game, their dreams of a doubleheader sweep were ended by the relentless showers that ended the first game after six innings and canceled the second altogether Nevertheless, the lone triumph guaranteed the women an undefeated week of softball. Of course, they only played one game, their scheduled doubleheader against Indiana University of Pennsylvania on Saturday was canceled, but a loss-free week is noteworthy, no matter how you look at it. Following the Clarion victory, the Ea- gle attack consisted of seven hits. town State on April 12 and California Unigles's record stood at 15-10, not as good as The hottest hitter on Lindsey's team en- versity of Pennsylvania on April 14. Lindsey had anticipated it would be at this tering the game, Theresa Kovach, did not During the four game stretch, Kovach point but certainly not unacceptable. continue her tear against Clarion. But no batted a searing .643. She was 9-for-14, The women are 2-1 in Pennsylvania State matter: Kovach's one down day was scored three runs and had one RBI. Athletic Association Western Division dwarfed by her last four. The Lady Eagles' next scheduled doublecompetition, which places them in a prime Kovach, a senior third baseman currently header is a road matchup Saturday afterposition to make a late-season run at the batting at a .373 clip (second on the team), noon at 1 p.m. against PSAC-West rival conference title. was named the PSAC-West Player of the Slipper Rock University. Dates for the sevA championship is a defmite possibility Week for her performances against Kutz- eral rained out doubleheaders are pending. for the women if their number one pitcher, Linda Polk, continues to dominate games like she did Tuesday against Clarion. Polk, who improved her record to 8-3 with a 1.33 eamed run average, hurled her fourth shutout of the season. In her six innings of woik, Polk allowed just one hit and walked two Clarion baaers. She struck out seven, which left her with 40 K's on the season. There were other players in Tuesday's contest that left a good impression on Lindsey. Among them was the team's leading hitter Jenn Huntzinger (.400 batting average), who was 2-for-3 with two doubles at Clarion. Also doing damage against Clarion was Jess Brandt, a .342 hitter who was 2-for-3 A Bald Eagle first basemen attempts to place the tag on a diving Clarion runner (Photo by with four RBIs in the game. In all, the Ea- Travis Prebble) Taylor recognized with award The Women's Sports Foundation (WSF) announced the 1992 recipients of the Budget Coaches Awards, presented by the Coaches Adviswy Roundtable (CAR) and sponsored by Budget Rent a Car. One of the four recipients was the Bald Eagle's own Sharon Taylor, currendy the head coach of the Lady Eagle field hockey team and Director of Athletics. The foundation established the Coaches Awards in 1987 to recognize the "unsung heroine" who coaches on the grassroots level. It is open to any female coach who does (to Scotland) and the staff of the Eagle Eye is searching for a new companion for our remaining comic, Nuketown. Interested artists should leave a sample at our o0ice in the basement of RusseU Hail> Room 1$» before May 1st. not coach a national, professional, or NCAA Division I or 11 team. Collegiate and amateur sports organizations submit nominations. The Coaches Advisory Roundtable, made up of leaders from national sports, youth and coaching organization, chooses the final winners from the nominees. Taylor has coached women's field hockey at the Haven since 1972, compiling a 244-76-25 record. Taylor's teams have competed in four national championship games. They won the AIAW Division II tide in 1981, NCAA Division II tide in 1982 and the NCAA Division III tide in 1989. In addition, she has been director of athletics, leading the men's and women's programs since 1988. Taylor is also an assistant professor of physical education in the College of Education and Human Services. She has been a member of the Board of Directors of the United States Olympic Committee since 1987. She has also served on the Executive Committee of the US Field Hockey Association, as president of the Eastern College Athletic Conference, president of the College Field Hockey Coaches Association and held many other leadership posts in sports. Bald Eagle Intramurals Cross country run to end semester by Theresa Gomes Special to the Eagle Eye Congratulations to AXA-A for winning the intramural water polo playoffs. They were undefeated through the entire season. Team members were Schreffler, Sarbak, Kimmel, Barley, J and S Tilford, and Pepper. Floor Hockey fmals ended this week. The two teams in the finals were the Who and AXA-A. The winner will be announced next week. Soccer winners for the week include AXP-A, NHA, and TKE-A. Games will continue into next week. Softball winners include Crunch and Munch, Stingers, and the Cave. Final games begin this week and winners will be announced next week. The intramural department will be holding their last event of the semester, the cross country run, on Thursday, April 30, at 4 p.m. Rosters are due on Wednesdav, Aoril 29. before 2 p.m. in Zimmerli 114. It is an individual for teams of five. Runners should meet at the soccer field by 4 p.m., rain or shine. Come out and enjoy the last event of the semester. 14 Eagle Eye Friday, April 24, 1992 SPeRTS Lacrosse drops close match to Frostburg State by Greg Cetti Eagle Eye Sports Reporter While riding a two game winning streak, the lacrosse team had a tough assignment as they had to face an undefeated Frostburg State University. The non-conference game was played on Tuesday in the dismal and relentless rain here at the Haven. The Lady Eagles were able to hang tough throughout most of the game, but eventually they would succumb to Frostburg, losing 9-7.. at the 22:32 mark. Thirteen seconds after that, Kipp completed her hat trick when she tied up the scwe at six. The score remained deadlocked undl the with 8:30 left, Curcio scored her second to give the Lady Eagles a 7-6 lead. The lead didn't hold however as Frostburg scored with 5:43 left in the game. Defense would be the key for both squads for the remainder of the game. The next goal would decide the victor. It wasn't us. At the 3:59 mark, FSU scored, which was the backbreaker for the Eagles. The Haven still had time to score, but they couldn't To add insult to injury, Frostburg scored another with one second to go in the game. mains undefeated at 13-0. Today the Eagles travel to Glassboro State College for another non-conference batUe. Sunday afternoon they will try to "be all they can be" as they batUe with die U.S. Military Academy (Army). Shots in the game were 23-21 in favor of Frostburg State, with Eagle gocdie Amy Yorks blocking 12 shots. They close out the regular season at home against division rival West Chester on Tuesday. The loss moves their record down to 2-5, (1-3 in die PSAC-West) while Frostburg re- To start off, Christine Curcio scored at the 23:33 mark to give the Eagles a 1-0 lead. Frostburg answered right back nearly a half a minute later. Elizabeth Heit sctxeA after a setup irom Denise Pileggi at the 21:46 mark, but Frostburg knotted it up again with a score at 18:45. FSU took the lead with a tally at 14:10, but Deidre Kipp scored the first of three for herself two minutes later, tying up the score at three apiece. Things tumed sour toward the end of the first half for the Lady Eagles as Frostburg scored with a little less than six minutes to go, and again with 2:47 left, to take a 5-3 lead. This concluded what was a very wet half. It looked to get would even worse when the Lady Eagles gave up a goal twelve seconds into the second half, which put them down by three. After that, the Lady Eagles poured on die offense. Kipp scoteA her second goal one minutp latCT, followed by a score by Tracy Rivera Halfback Jen Uiw {42Z wiUi ball) goes head to head with the Frostburg Slate keeper while Midfielder Eileen McCoy (#30) backs her up. The Haven dropped the match 9-7 (Photo by Shawn Liddick) Ken Cox named ECBA All-Star coach ECBA names DeMilio, Machamer to All-Star team by Dusty Durand Eagle Eye Sports Reporter Star journey to Jamaica. The last time was with the team diat included Bald Eagles Doug Pavone, Brad Klein, Manny Rose, and Dewayne Bryant The Eastern Collegiate Boxing Association (ECBA) has just announced die selection of two Bald Eagle boxing AilAmericans to the ten member ECBA AllStar team that will box two college All-Star teams in Jamaica. Dave Machamer, a two-time 119-pound national champion and Dan DeMilio, die 1992 139-pound NCBA silver medalist were selected, according to George Miller, the All-Star team's manager from Central Connecdcut State University. Miller said that the team will depart irom New York City on May 21 and will return to die United States on may 30. They will box at the indoor Sports Palace in Kingston, Jamaica on May 23, train in Negril and box once again in Montego Bay on May 28. This trip will be Machamer's second All- This will be DeMilio's first international competition. Bryant, a two-time AllAmerican and 1992 team captain, was selected as an alternate but will not be making the trip. Bryant boxed in Barbados two years ago as well as the team's initial trip to Jamaica. "Machamer and DeMilio are two of the country's finest collegiate boxers. Their selections will definitely make the team a lot stronger," said Bryant. DeMilio stated, "I'm really looking forward to this trip. It will be a great experience and a chance to see anodier culture. This will almost be like a graduation gift." Head coach Ken Cox has once again been named die ECBA All-Star head coach. Cox has taken teams to die former Soviet Union (1988), Jamaica (1989) and Barbados (1990). Cox reiterated DeMilio's feelings by saying, 'These international trips are a great opportunity for the young men. The experience is something that they'll never fwget. The trip will not only make diem better boxers, but better men." Trips to foreign nations have become a recent Lock Haven/ECBA tradiuon, dating back to Bald Eagle All-American Steve Greber's 1985 trip to Brunei, East Asia. For diose students looking for a study break during finals, the 1992 National Championships will be televised by Mizlou Sports via delayed broadcast the first week in May. On a side note, former Bald Eagle National Champion, Manny Rose, competed in the Pennsylvania Golden Gloves semi-finals last Wednesday. Rose is the central Pennsylvania champion and will meet die east- em Pennsylvania regional champion, from Philadelphia, for a shot at the state finals. Rose is currendy ranked number eight in the amateur ranking and would qualify for the Olympic trials if they began today. Friday. Ajml 24.1992 EagU Eye 15 SPeRTS Baseball splits double header against Clarion by Robert Heller Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The baseball team continues their reign of terror as die top team in die Pennsylvania State Adiletic Conference's Western (PSAC-West) division, moving their record to 7-3 after sphtdng a double header widi California on Monday, April 20. The Haven won die first game, 1-0, behind die golden arm of Greg Strouse. Strouse pitched six scoreless innings scattering five hits and striking out two. Brett Stehr picked up die save by shutting down die Vulcans in the seventh. It was a pitching duel the entire time as the Eagles did not score their mn unUl the top half of the seventh when Sparky O'Brien singled home Dan Wiggins for die game winner. The visiting Eagles were over matched in the night cap as California used an eight run forth inning to lock up a 19-9 victory. This game was a far cry from the first one as each team got on die board early and often. At the end of one it was California five and die Haven three. After two it was 9-3 the Vulcans. The Bald Eagles closed the gap to 9-7 in die fourth, but Cahfomia shut die door with the big inning. Wiggins led the offensive charge for the Eagles going 3-4 widi 2 RBI and a run scored. Kevin Smidi went 3-4 widi a run scored while Bryan Wenner went 2-4 with a homemn. Much of die Haven's success can be attributed to hitting the ball and scoring runs. The Bald Eagles have scored 122 runs in 13 games and are tied fw fifth in die conference in team batting average at .324. Individually, Bob Miller leads die conference in hitting at .500. Miller is 22-44 in 13 games this season. Miller is also eighdi in runs scored widi 14, an av^age of 1.08 per game. K. Smidi leads the conference in runs batted in (RBIs) widi 21, (1.62 per game). He is also batting .385, which is good enough for 23 in die PSAC. K. Smidi is second in runs scored widi 18 (1.38 a game). Wiggins is number nine in the conference in RBIs widi 13 (one per game) and number 30 in batting average at .355. Wiggins is also fifdi in die league in doubles widi five, (.385 per game), and tied widi K. Smidi for second in mns scored at 18. Aaron Tiracorda leads die league in doubles hitting six in just 13 games fcr an average of .460 a game. The Haven played Indiana University of Pennsylvania away on Thursday and arrived home too late for results to be published. They are on the road, traveling to Clarion today and Edinboro tomorrow. The Eagles wUl return home Sunday to play California. The Haven will play right down the road in Mill Hall, so come out and support them. Tennis drops two matches to PSAC opponents by Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The men's tennis team was shut out by Kutztown University Wednesday afternoon, a result which didn't please die squad's head coach one bit. "I thought we should have been more competitive," coach Joel Johnson said of his team's 9-0 loss to Kutztown, which dropped dieir 1992 record to 1-8 (0-5 in PSAC play). "I didn't feel they [Kutztown] were that much better than us." Johnson asserted that Kutztown was by no means one of die strongest teams die Haven have played diis season. From dieir performances, it appeared diat they were facing a tennis juggernaut. Only two players, Chris Grink and J.P. Frymyer, were able to extend dieir opponents to three-set matches. The remainder of die team was swept in straight sets. Johnson summed up his team's performance in one word: Dis^qjpointing. "1 don't diink we should have been shut out," he said. "I thought we had a good shot at winning the match." Johnson's troops fared better last Thursday against East Stroudsburg University, but again diey were unable to grab a victory. They dropped a 5-4 decision to their cross-state rival. Of course, it should be noted diat Stroudsburg fielded only five players for die contest, which meant that die Eagles were handed two triumphs by forfeit Neverdieless, victorious outings by number five singles player Nien-Tzu Chen and the number two doubles team of Bob Murdock and Chris Rice kept die team firmly in reach of a win. ' The biggest problem for Johnson against East Stroudsburg was that his number diree singles player, Kirby Brubaker, did not attend the match. Brubaker's absence forced Johnson to ing die lineup at the last minute," said Johnson. Johnson was pleased, however, widi how "I thought we should have been more competitive. I didn't feel they [Kutztown] were that much better than us." -Coach Joel Johnson Bob Murdock serves in the number two double's match against East Stroudsburg (Photo by Travis Prebble). juggle his lineup of players at die worst possible moment: right before game time. Going into the match, Johnson had felt his team had a "good shot" at defeating East Stroudsburg. NOW PLAYING AT THE ROXY E. Main Street Lock Haven BASIC ALL SEATS $3.00 Mon-Thurs 7:30 p.m. Fri, Sat & Sun 7 & 9 p.m. After Brubaker didn't show to play a depleted exponent, his good vibes faded. "It's always tough to do good after chang- his club responded to the eleventh hour adjustments. "We were competitive," he said, which is all is asked of his inexperienced, developing team. Johnson said, "I don't want to keep saying die same thing, but we're stdl young. We haven't had a lot of game experience." Johnson's players were scheduled to undergo a real learning experience yesterday against Edinboro University. 'They're a very tough team," Johnson said of Edinboro, one of die highest-ranked teams in NCAA Division II tennis. "It'U be a rough match for us." Weekend Schedule Outdoor Track away Thursday through Saturday at Penn Re- Rugby away Saturday at Suslays 11 a.m. Saturday away at Mil- quehanna University 1 p.m. lersville Invitational Open 10 a.m. Golf away Sunday at PSAC Saturday at East Stroudsburg Hepchampionships in DuBois TBA tathlon/Decathlon Open TBA Softball away Saturday at SlipLacrosse away Sunday at West pery Rock University lp.in. Point Military Academy 1 p.m. Baseball away Friday at Clarion away at PSAC University TBA. Away Saturday at in Williamsport Edinboro University 1 p.m. Home Sunday v. California University (in MiU Hall) TBA. Men's Tennis championships TBA April 24,1992 Eagle Eye Golf drops £hrfte ^trfti^E ^...,^..«..>,^..««,.,.«^....pl2 Softball tak^ otiefirom Carton.,,,» ,p 13 Lacrosse drops to undefeated Frostburg... P 14 BasebaU stOl atop tbe PSAC-Wes*...,,.. p 15 IKDOPI Track team place seven at Nittany Lion Open by Shawn Liddkk Eagle Eye Sports Editor While most people went home Easter weekend, a few dedicated tracksters stayed in the Havoi to participate in the Penn State Nittany Lion Open. The men sent a contingent of six Eagles and four of them came home with place finishes, personal bests and Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAQ championship qualifications. Jim Sagerer threw the shot put for a personal best 40' 3", taking home die bronze. Brian Wessner also brougt^t home die bronze when he launched the javelin for 175* 8". Glen Allison launched himself 6' 4" in the high jump to place fifth. Adam McKane and Mike Pulsifer competed in die meet but did not place. McKane ran the distance events (1.S00 meters and 5,000 meters) while Puller ran in the 800 meto- dash. However, the star of die day was Steve Kravitz. He ran fw a personal best in die 200 meter dash widi a time of 22.2 seconds, qualifying him for the PSAC championships in that event He toc4c fourth in the event Kravitz also ran fw a personal best in tbe 400 meter dash with a time of 49.02 of bring home die highest men's place finish, the silver medal. He also qualified for the PSAC championships in this event Head coach Mark Elliston said. "He ran a great and aggressive race. This is the type of race he needs to give him the confidence to believe he is among the best 400 meter sprinto^s, if he isn't thoe already." Linda Sullivan goes over the top, reaching a hight of 5' 2", placing fourth at Penn State this weekend (Photo by Mark Elliston). The women's contingent consisted only of the high jumpo^. where diey almost had the 1-2-3 sweep. The event was held indoor due to inclement weather. home die Haven's only gold on die aft^noon. She almost made the jump at S' 8 1/ 2" which would have qualified her for the PSAC championships. Linda Sullivan and Holli Spotts both leiqied for a height of 5' 2". Sullivan placed fotirth in the event while Spotts brought home the bronze. Elliston commented on the afternoon. "It was rainy, cold, and sUghdy windy. However, the field diat we took to Penn State did extremely well. We came back with a couple more PSAC qualifiers and are bound to see more in our next couple of meets." Patti Smoker continued her dominance of the high jump as she soared S' 6" to bring The Eagles uavel all over the state diis weekend, sending competitors to three different competitions. Theirfirststop is the prestigious Penn Relays (held in Philadelphia), that will feature teams from around the region, including NCAA Division I and Division III schools. Competition is today and tomorrow, April 24 and 25. As soon as diey finish at the Penn Relays, they make die one and a half hour journey across the state to the Millersville Invitational Open on April 25 for divisional competition. Glen Allison clears the bar at 6' 4' to place fifth in die Penn State Nittany Lion Invitational (Photo by Mark Elliston). At the same time, die Eagles are sending Tracy Trapp and Glen Allison upstate to East Sbtiudsbuig for a meet held specifically for competitors in the Heptathlon and Decathlon events. Competition is on April 25 and 26.