HEY EARTHLINGS: Come and l e a m the proper care and feeding of your planet at the Earth Day celebration on Saturday, April 11, from 12 to 6 p.m. on Russell Lawn. Celebrating 19 years at Lock Haven University as... The EAGLE E Volume 42, Number 9 Friday, April 10,1992 16 pages Students take stand for education by Sue Heintzelman Eagle Eye News Editor The voices of over 500 state school students resounded in die Rotunda of the state capitol in Harrisburg at Tuesday's State System Day to protest Gov. Robert Casey's budget cuts totaling S47 million to the State System of Higher Education's budget. Students, 48 of which represented Lock Haven University, waved signs declaring "I vote" and "Increase in tuition means decrease in educated minds." Students gadiered to fight die 3.5 percent cut in funding to die SSHE schools Gov. Robert Casey proposed for the 1992-93 academic year. LHU would get hit with a $2 million cutback. Decreases in funding would result in increased tuition, less faculty and staff and less educadonal materials for the universities. EssenUally the whole university, not just students, would be affected. Dr. James H. McCormick, the "Like they told us down there, we are a very powerful group, we just have to learn how to use our power. chancellor of the State System, addressed students, telling them that they, the people of Pennsylvania, are die state's best natural resource. He encouraged students to fight for the appropriations they could be denied and to fight for die future of education. "I admire our students' determination to speak up for their future and for the future of those who will follow," said McCormick. "It is graufying to see so many students who care about the quality of their education come to the Capitol lo meet with legislators." One hour before die State System Day press conference began, Casey held a press conference in which he gave his support to a new bill diat will give 10 percent Students flood the Capitol with signs and chants criticizing budget cuts (photo by Sue Heintzelman). (See System Day page 2) Hanna discusses state budget proposals by Tina Comrey Eagle Eye News Reporter State Representative Michael K. Hanna met with Lock Haven residents last night in Akeley Hall to discuss how the state government can help create more jobs and bring Pennsylvania out of the recession. Hanna is participating in a state-wide effort by House Democrats to present proposals that will help create jobs in Clinton County. The major purpose of the town meetings is to get feedback from communiues on three proposals presented in a video called "Jobs Today for Progress Tomorrow." All three proposals are to be funded by selling bonds, which will be independent of the state budget. Operation Jump Start is a $1 bUlion a year program proposed by Gov. Robert Casey to fund road and building construction and building expansion ivojects at die 14 SSHE universities. This fund wdl generate money to suppon projects for die universities. If the bill is passed. Lock Haven University will renovate die science labs in Ulmer Hall, finish parts of Hubert Jack Stadium, and repair Rogers Gymnasium. The rest of these funds will go towards building bridges and improving surfaces in Clinton and Centre counties. House Bill 1403 has ah-eady been passed by the House and the Senate and has been signed by Casey. It will be a referendum on die April 28 ballot. This will audiorize S350 million in more bonds to go into die PennVest fund, which provides communities widi grants and lowinterest loans to build or renovate water and sewage treatment systems. Hanna said that he supports diis referendum and he strcmgly encourages everyone to vote for House BUI 1403. House Bill 274 will generate $300 million for programs such as housing, economic development, and recreadonal and historical preservation. Because of their state parks and forests, Clinton and Cenu-e counties will be assigned many of these projects. Clinton County will receive about 5800,000 to fund park maintenance. Many are afraid that Pennsylvania may borrow too much, and this will have negative future implications. Hanna reassured residents diat Pennsylvania will not be overextending itself by using these bond initiatives, based on studies done on Pennsylvania's economic state. Exchange student attacked by roommate in North Hall by Lori Packer Eagle Eye Features Editor An English exchange student was allegedly assaualted by his roommate in his room in High Hall Wednesday afternoon. According to Law Enforcement Director Richard Hepner, Iain Owens, 20, was allegedly struck by his roommate Colin Moon after Owens woke Moon while trying to fix a fan in their room. "That was the only provocation," said Hepner. A charge of simple assault has been filed against Moon at the local magisn-ate's office. Owens was treated at Lock Haven Hospital and received five 'Stitches to his eyelid. "His timing couldn't have been worse," said Owens, who was due to appear in The Lady From Maxim's later that evening. "It was a completely unprovoked attack." Despite his injuries, Owens was able to perform. According to North Hall Director Wendy Walsh, Moon is not residing in the hall at diis time. Moon has left Lock Haven and was unavailable for comment Linda Koch, vice president of student affairs, said the University has judged Moon to "be in error" in die incident He has been suspended from the university for 10 days. and J,Q. mud Hlhs will perform at Thomas Fieldhouse at 8 p.m. Tickets go on sale April 13 at the PUB Business Office Students $7.00 General Admission $12.00 OPINION/EDITORIAL 2 Eagle Eye April 10, 1992 "SPOT THE FAKE AD" For those of you who haven't played before, the rules are simple. Read them over now to get ready to win after Spring Break! 1) Pick up a copy of the Eagle Eye, 2) After finding out what's news on campus, browse through the advertisements (yes, the ads). 3) Spot The Fake Ad! It's easy to play, it's fun, and best of all, it's FREE! If you think you've spotted the fake ad, just fill out the entry form supplied and drop it off at our office in die basement of Russell Hall, Room 18. Entries must be submitted by 4 p.m. Wednesday. We'll draw one winner per week from all entries and give diat lucky person a prize! Eagle Eye writers and staff members cannot enter, but all other students, faculty and University staff members are free to play. The fake ad will never appear on the Classified page. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ONE DOZEN DONUTS Thanks to those who helped at Festival, with Sepcic performance, AXA for prompt collection To the Editor: On March 28di, the Clinton County Children and Youth Festival was held in Thomas Fieldhouse. Many organizations and individuals donaf^d their time to help out with die fesuval. I am writing diis letter to express my appreciauon to all diose fieople for dieir help and support. Participants in the fair were the Newman Community, Social Work Club, CEC, Adileuc Training Club, Healdi Science Club, PSEA, Honors Club, Zeta Tau Alpha, Sigma Kappa, Bicycling Club, United Protestant Parish, SADD, Recreadon Society, Tae Kwon Do, and Beta Omega Club/ Sigma Pi. Also involved in the fesUval were the Eagle Wing Snack Bar, LHU Law Enforcement, Francine Hunt, Donna Anderson, Marcy Yencha, Holly Barger, and Denny Grenninger. Donations were received from Uie LHU Bookstore, SCC, and Bentley Dining Hall. Brian Heisman, Jennifer Musser, Lydia Gotting, and Mike Fahringer also presented a wonderful play for die children. Finally, the EagieEye was kind enough to give us publicity. To all diese organizations and individuals " diank you for helping to make the Festival a true success! Sincerely, JenniferWert To die Editor: I would personally like to thank all die staff and students, as well as the Eagle Eye, for dieir support of my fadier's lecture and concert. I would especially lUce to thank Dean Johnston and President Willis for dieir hospitality and personal involvement with these events. 1 also thank very much Mr. Leiand Spangler, who organized the events. Sincerely, DunjaSepcic FREE !!!l!! (only if you can Room signup procedures; locations, times listed Spot The Fake Ad!) To sign up for a room, you must have paid the S100 deposit, and have the yellow copy WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ; "SPOT THE^AKE AD" , entry form of your Housing & Food Service Conuact. The number assigned to you to sign up for a room is located on the right-hand comer of diat conuact. In order to choose a room, you must have a roommate. If you don't have a roommate you will only be allowed to sign up for a hall (room assignments will be made al a later date). You may only sign up during or after your time listed below. I NAME PHONE# NAME OF THE FAKE AD: I ' Winner notified Thursday, Apr. 16 SPRING W E E K l ^ J APRIL 10-13 10th 9 p.m. Club Haven TFH Karaoke video 11th Noon Beach party ZIMM Volleyball. Twister Basketball 9 p.m. Casino/Dance TFH 12th 8 p.m. Simon Sez TFH 13th 8 p.m. Jello wrestling TFH $1 admission TUESDAY, APRIL 14 Signing up for a specific hall Held in die hall you wish to live in For - sameroom-same roommate same room-different roommate same hall-different room same hall-no roommate NUMBER 1- 250 251 - 500 501 - 700 701 - 900 901-1100 1101-1200 I20I -1300 1301 -1400 1401 -1500 1501 -1600 1601 -1700 1701 -1800 ^i^v^"^^ Manager Ea^M {iPSt^man Lock Haven Untversit> LocfcHaven^PA 17745 <7I7J89d^2334 Editor ift C/def SpetrtiEdiutr Shawn Uddi<;dc I'hotogr^y $4itor TT»vi«Kr«M>Ie Pet&ttrtfjtBifyont Dougb Bicket LbffPkc^or S(Ues Manager JobnHaffiSditorf Sue Keuitzebnan tC«itN«wi)ubi WEDNESDAY , APRU Signing up for any haU Held in Smidi Hall Rec Ro MJ«*IB11«S Kjr«m(-T The Eagle iS)>tf, o f ! k i « l n e w ^ p « ' « f Lock Havftii Unlv6r«ity, t»publi^ted weddy itiAScordmce wiih the (Jdivsality Cklaultf. Tht ii^\B&. Of^iexni, ^ctaea and fayautof th6 Eaglit Eye are the responsibility of &» e/^tmak staff and do not reflect the views of the students, the faculty or rhe adiainistmtwxi uaku» specified* Letters to the editor ar* due the day before pubitcatioin ftt noon. AU letter? should be iyjjcr«,v Classin«Mis (leadline is Wedrtesdayatnoon; advertisemefltiaredue Mondays at DOOH. To die Editor: Thank you, AXA, for taking prompt action on my letter last Friday in die Eagle Eye. I would, however, like to apologize for the tone of my letter --1 did not mean to make it sound like you never follow through with your service projects. 1 would also like to apologize for assuming that any message I left at your house would get to the people who are knowledgeable on the subject of the Salvauon Army. Sincerely, Chris Ulmer Student examines issues in SCC election To dieEditor: As some of you know the SCC executive elections are next week, April 13-15. Unfortunately, in the past, there has been a very low voter turn-out. 1 cannot emphasize enough how important it is for the student body to implement the policies for the next year. There are very important issues at stake which affect us all. This university has a diverse student body and die policies which shall govern us should cater to die needs of everyone . For example, the number of non-O^ditional commuter students is growing at a phenomenal rate. Like most of us, diese students have specific needs which have been overlooked for too long. Such issues as Day Care, library hours, and parking are important to them. Regardless of wins this election, it is up to you the students to make sure that your president does not stand in the way of progress, whedier due to ineptmess or lack of experience. What we need is leadership so get out and vote! Sincerely, W. Ladd Frehse Presidential Candidate ^—^^^^— of realty tax to fund die deferred maintenance of SSHE schools. The Board of State Government Presidents (BSGP) began in August organizing State System Day so students could address state legislators direcdy. Adam Goldstein, president of die BSGP, emphasized diat the gather was "not a protest rally, but to generate support from legislators." SCC President Kelly Beck, was initially disappointed with the actual turnout of 48 Lock Haven students after 100 initially signed up, but overall she thought the event went well. "The legislators are definitely aware now that students are concerned," Beck said. Besides meeting widi legislators to en- courage their support, students attended topic briefings held by various state and national organizations. Students were also addressed by Representative Peter J. Daley, who was at one time the president of California University of Pennsylvania. Daley reminisced of the days when 15,000 state school students gathered on the steps of the Capitol to protest tuition increases. Junior Keidi Balliet said die experience was educational because he learned how money is allocated to the state. "If everybody would tell their friends to write in to legislators, something can be done," said Balliet. "Lijce they told us down there, we are a very powerful group, we just have to leam how to use our power." Friday, April 10,1992 EagieEye 3 NEWS New minority affairs director plans to Police Beat implement diversity on campus b u i i m i i f a i i i i i i T T lit i n n u i i i i n i i r i,.iiiiiiiitWA«*iiimiiii ii i i i ir Magi4:^Nei^sJtApmer by Jeanine Ross Eagle Eye News "cporter HHH4MMtH»IH*llllliililHMHIIiiHIIHIIilHII>HIHIIIt*HMI»HHt^1ll tV^DiesceM^ntr April 2. I,,«wBnni^rage drinking; April 4. AnOther student w;is cited lor vinderage drinking and consumption of alcohoL The Portable Breatfc Analyzer proved die student was intoxicated. Underage drinking: April 4, A student was cited tor the pos,scssion and consumption of alcohol. I'nderaise drinking;: April 6. A visitor from Williamsport was cited for underage dnnkmg and poblic intoxication. The itJdividual was aidced to leave Ihe residence hal] KI^W» he^ wa» fotnjd. He refused and was i^ken to l a w £n* ^rc^ment where ftis pw^ts. later picked tiitn (tp« Ktsi parents were {rfiowwJ becavise NJ was Rx> intoxicated tn iitive tilmself home. Umleragc drintung: April 7. Law BofcKcement is investigating aoothar rsesfi of^nderage MA), and Tau Kappa Epsdon (TKE). The sororities Alpha Sigma Tau (AET), Sigma KaRja (ZK), Sigma Sigma Sigma (ZZZ), and Zeta Tau Alpha (ZTA). The brodiers of Phi Beta Sigma (^BZ) also were involved acting as judges and referees. AXA took second in the competition and TKE finished diird. In die sororities AZT came in second and ZKsecured diird. Munchies banned from Stevenson RAs sponsor food drive The resident assitants from all seven residence halls on cmpus are sponsoring a non-persiable food drive. The drive will run from April 6 until April 16. Boxes have been placed at die front desks of each hall during regular desk hours for die cellection of donated food. All food wil be given to die Salvation Army. The RAs remind students that food can be bought from the C-Store with unused, end-of-thesemester flex. Law Enforcement survey distributed Robert Bravard, director of library services, announced recendy that starting April 20, no food or drinks wil be permitted within any public areas of die library or behind The Student Cooperative Council's any library service desk. (SCC) Law Enforcement and Student SafeBravard said anyone found with food or ty committee is questioniong students as to drinks will be asked to leave die building their feelings towards law enforcement on until; the food or beverage is consumed. campus through a new survey. Repeat violators will be cited and referred The survey, which will be mailed to stuto the campus judicial system for appropridents, asks students to agree or disagree ate action. He explained diat the new policy was with various statements. The statements keeping widi diat of other universities, and range from "There is criteria widiin the that it does not apply to the Library's staff campus environment that warrants carrying lounge or to private offices or work areas. of firearms by Law Enforement officers." to "Law Enforcememt enforces non-parking regulations consu^ctively and fairly." The survey will be used by die Law Enforcement and Student Safety committee and Law Enforcement in an attempt to improve service on campus. SCC election dates announced s e e Executive Elections will be April 13 to April 15. Polling places include; April 13 to 15: BenUey Dining Hall 11 a.m. to I p.m. and 5 to 7 p.m. Raub Hall, IOa.m. to 11 a.m. Robinson Learning Center, 2 to 3 p.m. Parsons Union Budding 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.; April 13: Smith Hall, Woolridge Hall, and Russell Hall, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. April 14: North Hall, Gross Hall, McEntire Hall, and High Hall, 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. A validated student I.D. is needed to vote in SCC Elections. Friday, April 10.1992 Eagk Eye 7 The Eagle Eye's Features, Arts and Entertainment Section Actors present zany Parisian sex farce N#w tnusic Black Student Union's Annual Fashion and Variety Show p8 m The respectable Dr. Petypon (Jason McQuiddy) is taken in by "The Shrimp." (Carol Simey) in "Lady from Maxim's" (Photo courtesy of Public Relations) StufNttt dtecticwtsiieetla aFltt*«MlMiMMt4*-p Jtv Tales from the Morgue^ this vreek in hUH Horoscopes What does ottr psyctitcpreiltct "Picture Larry, Moe and Curly suddenly finding themselves in a Paris nightclub." That's how director Denise Warner describes "The Lady from Maxim's," the Parisian comedy presented by the University Players in Sloan Fine Arts Center. To sum up the story, Warner explained that 'The Lady from Maxim's" is "a zany, fast-paced, highly energetic farce [in which] the good Dr. Petypon finds himself in a compromising situation with a scantilyclad nightclub dancer." 'The zany plot, cheesy French accents and exaggerated period costumes allow us to forget about all of our own troubles and laugh at the character's woes," said Warner. And the characters have some pretty laughable woes. Afraid that his reputation will be damaged by his involvement with "the Shrimp," played by Carol Simey, Dr. Petypon, played by Jason McQuiddy, tries deperately to hide his uncharacteristic blunder. His attempts to cover up his situation weave a tantalizing web of mistaken identies and merry contusion. 'This [Dr. Petypon] is die largest role I've ever had in my life," said McGuiddy, a freshman appearing in his second Mainstage production. Simey, appearing in her fifth University Players production, commented on the amount of wcvk that has gone into "Lady from Maxim's" "I attend rehearsals just to warm up for the rehearsals," she said, adding that she does a lot of dancing in the show. Both Simey and her costar McQuiddy enjoy working with Wamer. "Denise is incredible," said Simey. "She has a lot of patience and understanding ... she tries to get us to do our best and we do." "Denise is a great director," added McQuiddy. The tour-de-force comprises a cast 32 students. "It's just a lot of fun to work widi them," said Sirney. "They are an inspiration." 'The Lady from Maxim's opened Wednesday and will continue its mn tonight and Saturday night at 8 p.m. Admission is free with a valid student I.D. Talent from around the world in Price Tonight, Tomorrow April 10,11 University Players present "Lady from Maxim's" Sloan Fine Arts Center, 8 p.m. Free admission widi valid I.D. Tomorrow April 11 Earth Day, Russell lawn. Live Entertainment and information booths, 12 noon to 6 p.m. Sunday. April 12 Planetarium Show "Hubble: Report From Orbit," Ulmer Hall at 2 & 4 p.m. Sunday April 12 LHU Community Orchestra and Lock Haven Community Chorus present die 24th Anniversary Spring Pops Concert, Rogers Gymnasium, 3 p.m. Free Admission. Sunday April 12 by Amy Coles Eagle Eye Features Reporter The worid was center stage last Friday evening as the Intemational Students Association held its annual Variety Show in Price Auditorium. Many faculty and students tumed out for the show, which was the result of many cultures working together for a common goal. JunicM- Cheryl Grahm called it "a cultural experience without leaving the state." Masters of Ceremonies Elenio Coleman and Roni Rux started the evening off by pointing out to those in attendence that "each of the seven continents is represented here at LHU." The first performance of die evening exemplified that notion. Polish student Konrad Korbowicz and American John Sealey Jr. teamed up for a Polish piano and guitar song. Other highlights of die evening included a shon Chinese play entided "The Rainbow Deer;" dance routines from Costa Rica, Mexico, Pakistan and India; a step show by two Phi Beta Sigma brodiers; and. ^^(§fM^ Convocation and Foundation Awards Ceremony, with guest speaker Gerald Robinson Alumni Room, Akeley Hall, I p.m. Thursday April 16 Open meeting with President Craig Dean Willis, Sloan Auditorium, I p.m. Polish exchange student Konrad Korobowicz performing "Flov/ers."(photo by Travis Prebble) several guitar songs from all over the world. For die show's finale, Coleman invited participants and audience members onto the stage for a final dance, "The Electric Slide." "I liked die dancing and the creativity," said freshman Tina Comrey. Freshman Brandi Buelow said, "It was SCC Movies Friday & Saturday different. I'd never seen anything hke it before." Marsha Way, one of die committee members and a participants in die variety show said, "We were very happy with the tumout and the show" especially considering the fact diat die program was put togedier "in about a week." 7:00 p.m. City Slickers 9.00 p.m. Terminator II Movies shown in McEntire Hall, lounge. 8 Eagle Eye Friday, April 10, 1992 WLIIll TOP TEN ALBUMS 1. Various Artists Wayne's World 12. The Cure Wish 13. Celtic Frost Parched With Thirst Ami And Dying 14. Nirvana Nevermind {5. Psychefunkapus Skin [6. Bodycount Bodycount 17. Spinal Tap Break Uke The Wind 18. Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears [9. Nitzerebb Ebbhead 10. Guns 'N Roses Use Your Illusions II \ 1. Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody" 12. The Cure "High" {3. D'iiy Osbourne "Mama,I'm Coming HcHse" [4. Psydiefbttkapus "Surfin" On Jupiter" 15. Spinal Tap "Bitch School" Mm^S(^ A vulgar display from Pantera This week's pick Pantera Vulgar Display Power Of by Matt Walsh Eagle Eye Music Critic As I mentioned last week. Skid Row and Pantera will be played die Spectrum in Philadelphia tonight. For those of you who are fortunate enough to go (like me), you will see one of the best new bands, and probably the heaviest band, in history. 1 have already mentioned Pantera's name in a few articles, so it's about time I actually reviewed it Pantera is on the road supporting their second album Vulgar Display of Power, and with a tide like that, you can sort of expect how heavy this album is (If that title doesn't sell records, nothing will). This album is so heavy it could melt the CD Ryan is reviewing. Most of the songs on the album They Might Be Back are about their feelings against upper-class society. The first single off the album is "Moudi For War," a song about voicing your opinions because they might make a difference (this should be the dieme for the SCC elections; maybe we can eliminate some of this student apathy). Other u-acks include "Walk," "A New Level," "By Demons Be Driven," and the perfect definition for their musical style "F@#*ing Hostile," which has come close to being a top 5 single (I'd love to see the Eagle Eye print that!). One of die pro'olems with Pantera's aggressive style is that Philip Anselmo's real voice doesn't fit with the music, so he has to change to a more screaming voice. His real voice, which is quite good I might add, can be heard on die semi-ballad "This Love" (It's as close to a ballad as Pantera will ever get). If you've watched MTV's Headbanger's Ball recendy, you might have noticed that their theme music has changed. The new theme music is a collaboration of some songs from Pantera's album. This album also debuted on the college metal charts at #1 and has stayed there ever since. So, why would a commercial band like Skid Row ask a thrash band like Pantera to open up for them? Yes, diey're diat good. Next week: I've u-ied to be very diverse in my reviews, and next week I'm climbing deeper into the gutter of metal dian ever before. Well, it looks like Ryan actually reviewed an album this week. Last week he spent more time making fun of me than talking about the album he reviewed (then again, look what album he chose to review), and the best he could do was call me a "weenie." Nice vocabulary, Ryan. BSUshow fashion sense scribed as They Might Be Giants. They can make die mundane not only interesting, but silly and fun. M example of this on their present album is die qiic, "Mam- by Tanisha L. Jenkins mal." It lists several members of Eagle Eye Features Reporter This week's pick the animal kingdom, a few evoluThey Might Be tionary develc^ments, and differ.\ combination of fashion, ences in mammals, like marsupiGiants als versus placentals. In sh(xt, die dance, poetry, and singing enterApollo 18 lyrics look like a script for Nation- tainment was presented by the al Geographic Explorer. But it's a Black Student Union during dieir song. A TMBG song. Don't ask Annual Fashion and Variety Show me, just listen to it sometime. I diis past Saturday. by Ryan Ritter The fashions modeled came just review this stuff. Eagle Eye Music Critic Other notable bits of strange- from different retail stores in Lock ness include, "Dig My Grave," "I Haven. The models were judged Yeah, I know I said last week I Palindrome I," "Spider," 'The by members of the faculty and was not too impressed with the Guitar," "Dinner Bell," and die staff who voted for the best fenew They Might Be Giants album, uncharacteristic "Hypnotist of La- male and male models as well as Apollo 18, but you know, it kinda dies." Strangest of all has to be the winners in the variety perforgrew on me since then. 1 still tracks 17 to 37, which are a series mances. The winners for the best female don't diink this album approaches of random song and lyric bits, as the silliness quality of their last al- if they wanted twenty more songs, models were Latanya McCIellon bum. Flood, but it certainly has its but only included the first few sec- and Anna Smith. The male reciponds. They all run together and ients of the best model honor were moments. The lead single, "The Statue Got add a certain schizophrenic touch Dirk Weaver and Jimmy Broadway. Me High," is getting a good deal to the album. In the variety show competition, This is not a bad piece of work, of airplay, and for good reason. It's got die typical They Might Be and will probably be successful first place went to the Kappa Giants bouncy feel, and lyrics given TMBG's reputation. If you Sweethearts and Friend who perneed a bit of random strangeness, formed the Gospel song "I Beleaning towards die suneal. TMBG has always had die check this album out. You may lieve." The members of the winners were Kia Williams, Sharon strange ability to take simple, be surprised. Next week, next week, let's see. Green, Charmaine Benson, Crysmundane topics, arrange diem in their own unique musical style, Sorry, but that is just too far off to tal Crawford, and April Brown. and come up widi this really bi- diink about right now. I simply Second place went to a dance duo zarre ... diis wild and difi'erent ... love the end of the semester called E-Money and a die tie for diird place occured between two diis ... oh, hell, it can only be de- cmnch. Aces, dudes. Jesse Cleare struts his stuff at the BSU Fashion Show (photo by Travis Prebble). dance groups. Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Inc. and the B-H Girls. The organizing of the fashion show was coodinated by members of the Black Student Union. The President of die Black Student Union Hamida Randolph said, "We put the planning of the show totally into the hands of the coodinators." The coordinating chairpersons were Maveita Smith and Priya Dayanada. Randolph felt that the show was very successful and well received by the faculty and staff as well as die many students who attended. Friday. April 10,1992 Eagle Eye *Q(§>mm^ifi)i}(§]^ 9 Stranger than fiction... Clinton scandal update CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND Steve Infanti There are a few phrases I prefer not to hear. "No, diis can't be cured widi penicillin," "Open die door, Infanti. We have a search warrant," and any speech by Democratic presidential hopeful Bill Clinton rank high on my list. 1 hate turning political in my column, especially since sex is so much easier to write about and hold students' attention better. A few weeks ago, Clinton admitted (ha...ha...ha) that he experimented with marijuana once when he was younger. The catch was that he didn't inhale and he didn't enjoy it. Yeah, I'll tmst this guy as president. He tries to do somediing illegal and he can't even get diat right. Actually, I don't care if he smoked marijuana when he was younger. What irks me is that he doesn't have the gona^ to admit he did iL Let's recap some of the more popular Clinton scandals. First, there was the sex scandal with a young woman in Arkansas. Not to worry. Chnton didn't breathe the entire time and he didn't enjoy it. I'll give him credit. This guy is putting sex back into politics where it belongs. Next came the original draftdodging scandal where Clinton allegedly joined die ROTC to get out of serving in Viemam. Clinton denied it, saying he had wanted to serve. I'm not saying he's lying and I'm no expert on the Vietnam-era draft, but I think if Clinton really wanted to go, the Army could have found a way to send him. Then came the hints of illegal loans and business practices in the Clinton clan, but he managed to "Clinton is putting sex back into politics where it belongs." dodge those allegations faster than die draft. Clinton also stated that he would give his wife, Hillary, a tqi position in the cabinet if he was elected. Fortunately, a poll showed 67 percent of the people surveyed disapproved of Hillary serving in any position in the White House. Then voters got to see calm, cool, Mr. Clinton freaking out at voters at political rallies. Why would anybody want a man who can't handle a heckler at a rally to negotiate delicate matters with world leaders? Just when I thought we had heard die last of die Bill Clinton scandals, we get another one. This one is sort of a sequel to the draft-dodging scandal. Apparently, Clinton allegedly never revealed that he had already received an induction notice into the Armed Services. Oh, my! This column is not a celebrity endorsement (OK, my ego is out of conuol again) of President Bush or Jerry Brown. There are pros and cons with each candidate. Clinton just seems to have more noticeable character flaws. Will Bill Clinton become the next president of the United States? Don't hold your breadi on this one. Bill. Voter turnout needs shot in the arm Lori Packer As I sat in the TV lounge in McEntire Hall Monday night and listened to die candidates for SCC's executive offices speak about their ideas and plans for die coming year, one thing stmck me above everything else. It wasn't the quality of dieir remarks, although all of the candidates performed very well. As I locked around that large room, one sad fact stared me right in the face: less than half of the seats were full. All in all, I'd say about 30 students were present. Furthermore, most of the students there were people who had some personal involvement in die campaign: members of die media, current senators, presidents of SCC-funded organizations, etc. There were few if any students there who had just come to listen for dieir own benefit. I don't think anyone there just said to themselves, "I think I'll go to die debates tonight so I'll know who these people are when 1 vote." Throughout the course of the debate, I kept wondering why that was. Maybe die SCC hadn't done a good enough job of publicizing the event Maybe if more people had known about it diey would have auended. I certainly hope that is die case. I would hate to think diat people had seen die ads in die Eagle Eye and the signs around campus and just didn't bother to attend, just like I sincerely hope diat pe(^Ie will just not bother to vote. Voter tumout for SCC elections is pitiful. Last year, only 458 voted for SCC President From a student body of over 3,000, diat's a disg^ce. Maybe students don't realize die effect the SCC can have on their daily lives. Maybe diey diink the SCC is just a donothing body, like student councils and "homeroom representatives" from our High School days. This could not be further from die tradi. The SCC has money — lots of it. And with money comes power. Any time you go to a sporting event on campus, the SCC pays for your ticket Every comedian, dance group, musician or production you attend or don't attend would not exist if it weren't for SCC funding. If you ever want to start a club or organization, or receive more money for your existing one, the SCC will control your fate. From theatre to athletics, to the paper you're holding right now, the SCC funds them all. I've heard some students complain about the price we all pay for these services. Many students resent the $60 Activity Fee. According to one estimate, one-third of the students don't even pay it. "I don't get my $60 wordi," diey claim. Well who's fault is diat! If we don't attend the events provided for us, then we won't get our money's worth. And if you don't like the events offered, then vote for people who will try to change them and let your senators know what kind of events you would attend. Perhaps more importandy than the events they sponsor, the SCC is attempting to revitalize the student Judicial Board. The board would serve as a recourse for students who believe diey have been unjusdy punished, permitting students to be tried by a jury of their peers. Hall directors and Student Life would no longer act as judge and jury. We would again have some say about the protection of our rights as students. The Judicial Board, as well as die odier SCC committees, wdl need a lot of work if it is to serve die real interests of the student body. The SCC is not perfect. Things need to be changed. We the students need to feel diat die SCC lives up to its function. We need to know that there are hardworking people representing us. The only way to know that for sure is to vote for them ourselves. Find out more about die candidates if you don't recognize their names. Find out what diey stand for and what diey plan to do. Call them on die phone if you have to. Think about your decision, and dien VOTE. DIRT: The magazine for the modern man Travis Prebble It just isn't fair that girls get more magazines than varieties of nail polish. What do we have? Sports mags. That's i t The women get all the fashion tips, "Does he really love you?" quizzes, and gobs of pictures of models in their underwear. Do our sports mags give us fashion tips? "Wear a cup is about die extent of it. Quizzes? "Should you improve your life or watch the Super Bowl?" is what we must decide. And if we picked up magazines containing pictures of guys in their underwear, we would be the Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer of the recreational sports world: nobody would let us play dieir reindeer games. WeU, guys, we finafiy have our revenge in the form of DIRT magazine. Listen to this: "..JDIRT will cover sports, girls, cars, music, fashion, grooming, celebrities, hiunor and current events." What? You mean we don't get pofume samples?!? In DIRTs press release, their example of a celebrity is Crispin Glover. This is the guy who played George McFly in die Back to die Future movies. What a role model! I wonder what music diey cover. Favorite polkas of die I950's? The very first issue of DIRT boosts our egos by telling us, "Maybe This Is Why You Can't Get A Girifriend." Gosh, dianks. According to DIRT, diis is why: maybe you're too picky; maybe you're looking in the wrong places; maybe you're too desperate; maybe you have a bad reputation; maybe you don't need one. They forgot the most important reasons: maybe you have a fatal case of luditosis; maybe you haven't changed your imderwear since you were five; maybe you're gay; maybe because you read DIRT. To get a better feel of what DIRT has to offer, just listen to what else the first issue features: Totally Random Skills; Nameless, which is stories about people who aren't famous (maybe they'll write about me someday); and Junk Drawer, a section devoted to "just about anydiing you would find in your kitchen junk drawer." Guys, whatever DID we do widiout DIRT7 Now diat DIRT has come into my life, I feel as though I am a better individual. I now know that I'm single because I'm too desperately picky in the wrong places with a bad reputation when I don't even NEED a girlfriend. I now know that as a nameless person, I may have totally random skills that I can apply to the items in my junk drawer. All I want to know is diis: are we gonna get perfume samples, or not? RESERVE NOW FOR FALL 1992 Aportmonts still ovollablo ALL apartments have carpeting and full kitchens. Room dimensions are as follows: Efficiency-12'X 24' I MODEL APARTMENT COMING IN MAY 1992 ! QUESTIONS ? 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Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) It is better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) When a one night stand won't go away in the morning, get a friend to help. Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) The only cure for Spring Fever is self-discipUne. Since you have none, party on! Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Eat a lemon. It will improve your pucker so that you can get a date. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 22) Being sick is no excuse for behaving like a whining, sniveling child. Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 19) Sexual innuendoes will either eam you a slap or a smile. Take a chance. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) A beer by any other name will still get you drunk. Bush's son visits Lock Haven, campaigns for Dad... in 1980 TALES FROM THE MORGUE by Lori Packer Eagle Eye Features Editor April IS, 1980: During this election year, the SCC's Cultural Affairs Committee attempted to get one of the presidential candidates to speak at our school. Unfortunately Reagan and Carter were unavailable but, the University managed to book none other than Marvin Bush, son of then Republican presidential candidate, your favorite president and mine, George Bush. Maybe we could get Marvin to do a return appearance. This year's lecture: "Why you Should All Vote For My Daddy." In other news this week: AprU 9,1976: Every room in High Hall was inspected by the Assistant Dean of Student Life this week. Apparently, custodians had to open some doors in order to properly wax the floor and when they did, they found "many things amiss." Several bed frames were dismantled and lounge furniture and other "illegal items" were discovered. Students claimed that the searches were a violation of the right to privacy but the administration countered with the Residence Hall Handbook which states, "College officials have the right to enter and inspect and student room." So much for democracy. April 10, 1984: Problems with concerts plagued the SCC this week (Gee, that sounds familiar). Headliner Robert Hazard had to cancel his appearance after he was hit on the head with a microphone at an earlier show in Philadelphia. The SCC scrambled to find a local band to open for Greg Kihn, now the concert's main act Despite the {voblems and a relatively small turnout the SCC managed to scrape by, even making a small profit Wow, that is news! April 8, 1986: Financial scandals rocked the University's yearbook staff and a lawsuit was threatened against the University and both editors. The yearbook was being mn as an independent operation, separate from the SCC and the University. Apparently, the two editors had bought personal items with money supplied by the publishing company. These items included: $73-a-night hotel room stays, a personal computer, ISO bagels, seven pounds of croutons, two movie rentals, and a $7 parking ticket. Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20) Keep in mind... the difference between a dog and a fox is only a twelve pack. Education helps open door for minorities come more educated: Go to a theatre production, a field hockey game, a music concert. Take a hike in the mountains, ask an intemational student "Knowledge is power." Being a minority female on this what it's like to live in a foreign campus, I have tried to mold the country, go to an SCC meeting, or past four years of my life around join an organization you know that statement. I do not know nothing about Sit with different when and where 1 first heard that people in Bentley, read a magaFrancis Paeon quote, but his three zine at the lilx'ary, or voice a conwords have stuck in my head for cem with an administrator. The bottom line is that through the last eight semesters. I believe the only way a person all these experiences you would can succeed in life is to become have attained more knowledge educated. And if you are in a mi- than if you had done nothing at nority, you must become more ed- all. In addition to the above suggesucated than the average John Doe. Since prejudice exists out there in tions, people* (especially minorithe "real world," people will not ties) are urged to set high goals take you seriously unless you are and work harder. If you want to knowledgeable. The only path be given the same respect as anyou can take to become knowl- other person, woric harder and edgeable is to follow your desire prove that you are better. In my opinion, working harder means to leam more. What does this path consist of? conquering a challenge. Don't let In the past four years, I have tried the challenge conquer you. After all, the more knowledge a my hardest to leam more about various subjects. 1 am not talking person absorbs, the more invinciabout my designated classes. ble a person becomes. 1 challenge There is a lot to leam out there everybody to leam more. Be like outside classes. The following is a bulldozer, tearing down walls, in a short list of some of the things order to conquer unexplored arethat one could do in order to be- as. Priya Dayananda «.0->v. ".x sV'-s^ . * . • * ""^ Xs'.S'^S^^'. W ^ J** /Tt- THB. ENO or ws w«MA Av: we ^ o w IT, AT cAireit^t sec^Mts AM I •] Fyruiu Ar rne HAMS of Ttie I ^tOT' 10' H€L^FUI.'AHIi'FAie*tbt)f 12 EagieEye April 10.1992 CLUB/GROUP NEWS The executive elections for the Rape Task Force will be held at the April 21st meeting. Come to the meeting so you can vote. April 26th at 7 p.m. Ms. Traisters Tumbling/ Gymnastics class Will be performing a gymnastic show call "Gymnastics in Motion" in Zimmerli Gym 1. Come see Lock Haven students perform on all gymnastic qjparatus. Come and join Students Against Drunk Driving. Meeting are Mondays in Raub 307 at 6 p.m. The Rape Task Force meets on Tuesdays at 6 p.m. in 129 RLC. Everyone is welcome. The Role-Playing Undo-ground will be meeting at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 14 in the Woolridge Hall TV lounge. C^ the agenda: Work on the Assasination fundraiser and the 'game fest' (the minicon) Also, the newsletter is FINALLY here. All are welcome to attend. FOR SALE 5 ACRES NEAR WOOLRICH FOR SALE! in Pine Ridge Development. Jersey Shore School District. $22,000 Call 398-7807. Dunlop tennis rackets- I-Max Impact Plus, 41/ 2 grip for $95 2- Max 8001,45/8 grip, $85 If interested call Pete at 748-2838 1989 Fold Bronco 4X4, must sell!! Fully loaded runs like new. Brand new CD player installed. 4 brand new radial tires. Will practically give away at $3,000. or best offer. Black and silver outside with gray interior. Call Andy at 7489883 ANNOUNCEMENTS The senior bar crawl is being planned!! It is scheduled for Friday May 8th following Graduation rehearsal. Question?? Contact Stefdi at 748-8812. ATTENTIONGRADUATES: C^w, gowns and announcements are available in the book store. Avoid the rush and get yours today. The Josten's class ring man will be in the bookstore to take orders April 27 and 28. Get your order in today. NA-nONAL COLLEGE POETRY CONTEST open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry anthologized. Cash prizes will be awarded to the top five poems. Eteadline: March 31. For more info send SASE to : Intemational Publications, PO Box 44044-L Los Angeles, CA 90044 Heading for EUROPE this summer? Jet there anytime for only $169 with AIRHITCH! Also, super low round trip fares lo West coast. AIRHITCH 893-6000. Ulmer Planetarium will present a show on the Hubble Space Telescope with actual photos of nearby planets in our Solar System and other discoveries that have changed the astronomical world forever. The show "Hubble: Report From Orbit" will be presented in Ulmer Planetarium, March 29, April 5, and April 12. There will be two shows for each date on at 2 p.m. and another at 4p.m. Admission is free, but seating is very limited and no one will be admitted after the show has started. CLASSIFIED Sunday Dinner at the Newman Center every week at 5 pjn. free to LHU students. Call 7488592 to reserve a plateStudents with bills from Smith Kline Beechom for throat cultures, please take the bills to Elvera J. Crissman. RN at the Glennon health Services Center at your earliest convience. Lonely DJ seeks listeners of HARD ROCK, HEAVY METAL AND ALTERNATIVE variety. Will also consider CLASSIC. Listen to the Long Haired Jack Show Fridays S-7 p.m. on 90.3 before you go party hopping. Requests granted. WANTED Small microwave, doim refrigerator, and a small color TV. Must be in good condition. Call Jen at *3597. One or two students to help clean out my basement April 25th, beginning @ 10am, $5 per hour. Hard work, but no heavy lifting. Call Janet Irons or Al 748-3643. FOR RENT Still looking to move off campus? HOUSE FOR RElviT- close to campus. 38 N. Fairview St. Call Wendy at 3088 or Jen at 748-8237. CAREER SERVICES SUMMER CAMP JOBS: general counselors, lifeguards, kitchen help, maintenance. Camp is located near Bloomsburg, PA. Sponsored by the Penn's Woods Giri Scout Council. Call (717) 759-8236, EEO/AA employer. CVS/ People's Drug will be conducting on campus interviews April 14from9a.m. to 4p.m. Positions available: Management Trainees, Management Technology, Management Science, Social Science, Economics, Psychology, Sociology majors are welcome to sign up in for interviews in Career Services, Akeley HaU. PERSONALS Bethany, Good job with Greek Week- I am proud of you. Love, Your Big Dr. Campbell: Bring some steak with you to breakfast today. Not that it's going to be hot, you just wouldn't want to waste the hot air, you know? Your staff The American Heart Association greatly appreciates the efforts of the followingfraternitiesand sororities for the time they took to raise over $500 for the "Have a Heart" fimd raising campaign: Tau Kappa Epsilon, Sigma Kappa, Zeta Tau Alpha, Phi Mu Delta, Alprfia Sigma Tau, Lambda Chi Alpha. Thank you very much. Rose Ann Neff. AXA- Why don't you sell your 8-in a row TShirts because A£ was wondering if they could buy them!!! Dans, We make money the old fashion way, we beat people up for it. WOOOO Andy, Rick Flair is still the champion, because to be the man you have to beat the man and Flair is the man. To my Big-Gary M. #69 Thanks for being there. Love your Utile —Bird. Mr. Jim Hamilton's advisees will be working with Dr. Cierpilowski. Please schedule preregistration appointments by signing the appointment form on the door outside of RLC 216. To the Brothers of OKT, Nice going on your National exam. I'm proud of all of you. (What's your creed?) Love, your derunother Entertainment by Microbudget Soimd, your DJ for all occasions. Call Mitch at 748-1954 It's lime for a change- vote Kerri Mclntyre for SCC president. Hi Michelle H. Miss you J.R. and L.M. Congratulations to the Pledges of AKH*. Love the Brothers of A KI* work and remember there is always someone there. Sigma Kappa pledges, you are doing a great job, VERY INSPIRED. We love you, the Sisters Lisa, congratulations on AK4'. Love Tina Congratulations to Karl, E-, Ray, Eric and Paul for passing their 4>KT test. Great job-Kerri Someone who means the world to me. Our friendship will have its ups and downs, but if our friendship is strong, our friendship will last forever evrai when I leave LHU. Love you. Aim ZTA soccer is #1, Yeah Boop, ZLAM Deb Yo pledge class. Let's stick together. We are to close to mess up now! ZLAM, Debbie Lisa, Thanx for everything. I know I can always coimt on you! Love, your little Happy Birthday to Kim and Lynette. Your Sisters Love, Kimmer - Have a great birthday, you Floosie. Live it up and party hard! Love Susi Happy 71st Birthday AIT ZTA Pledges, Thanx for all your love support and participation during Greek Week. The feeling are mutual and as always we are very proud. ZLAM, your sisters Congrats Hindi! Good luck at the fmal interview. We're all behind you. ZLAM your ZTA sisters and pledges Four more issues, my Siafflings. Gearing up for a big bang? - Your Editor C.G.!, How about those crows? C.G.2 To our Brothers in Kappa Kappa Psi: Good luck at the Jazz Festival this weekend. Show 'em what you're made of! Karen, I just want to let you know how impressed I am with you as a person. ZLAM, Cori Liule Jen- Keep up the great work. You are doing a great job. Love, Denise To my sisters in TBL: We share a strong bond, you and I, one that cannot be severed. Though I graduate in May, you can still count on my love and support, always. Lil Em. Amy p. You're the best. Let's get together soon. ZLAM, Julie CTA sisters, What a great Greek Week. Even though we came in last we had a blast. Isn't that what its all about anyway. Need I say More? ZLAM Cori To the Hot Guy from New York, Smile. I still love you. Don't worry it's only 4 weeks until the end of school! Love, Your Favorite Reporter Mrphil, Your very own personal. We have to get together again to sing duck and worm and cat songs. A Geology Wannabe To the Woman with the magic late night fmgers. You really pushed the right keys for me. Thanks a million. Love, The Hot Guy form New York To the brothers of A£, Thanks for the freat mixer. Let's do it again soon. Love, the Sisters of AZT To all AZT sisters. Congratulations on Greek Week. We really pulled together this year. To AZT Pledges, Keep your chins up and keep striving. Look how far you've already come. Love the Sisters To my 252 roommates: Are we ever going to have a clean house again? Probably not. I love you guys lots. Crissy Practice many random acts of kindness. Announcing The LHU Bookstore's ©UTCIHI APCTHOM 3 Yes, a Dutch Auction ! Here's how it works... Selected items in our BARGAIN CORNER will be marked down 5% beginning Monday, Apr. 13 Items not sold will receive an additional 5% price reduction every school day until sold! To my Little Kelly: AZT is so close. Keep your chin up and a smile on your face. I love you and you're doing a great. Love, Your Big Crissy WHAT A DEAL! I'm so proud of the Alpha Sigma Tau Sorority. Through it all we work hard and come together as a strong sisterhood. Keep us the excellent This offer good while supplies last, so don't waste time! M ^ I:TA April 13. 14 & 15 10 a.m.-2 p.m In Rogers Gvm T;VHARDBACKS--$1T^ ^ PAPERBACKS--$.50 ^ Don't miss it! STOP IN TODAY! The LHU Bookstore Seniors—check out this week's classified ! Classifieds are due by noon on Wednesday. They must be clearly written, no vulgarities please. Drop them off at the liagle Eye ofBce, Russell Basement Room IB. SP©RTS Friday, April 10,1992 EagieEye 13 Ice Hockey ends four game losing streak against Wolves by Greg Cetti Eagle Eye Sports Reporter Bald Eagle ice hockey has been struggling lately, especially with surrendering too many goals to the opposing team. Goalie Chris Holtz answered his critics in last weekend's games. Saturday morning the Eagles had to tangle with the third place Wolves from Harrisburg. Team attendance was low for Lock Haven as only seven other people came with Holtz. For those of you who don't know hockey or have bad math, that's only two subs for an entire game. The Eagles knew they would be sucking some air at the end of this one. They also weren't expecting a good game. Their confidence was boostered after some key saves early on by Holtz. B.J. Poster took a rebound shot down at the other end and shot for nothing but net by the fallen Harrisburg goalie. About a minute later, a sharp pass from the comer by Bill Rineer landed right on Poster's stick where he tipped it in giving the Haven the early two goal lead. A few minutes later, Mike Smith chipped then, the tide tumed for the worse. another, then another, and even another. Fiaway at a loose puck and poked it home to Holtz went down to block a shot, got nal score, 6-1, Geohabs. make the score 3-0, in favor of the Bald Ea- twisted up, and tore ligaments in his knee. After the game it was discovered Holtz gles. He went on to play the rest of the game, but would have to be put on crutches and wouldn't be able to play in the team's final The Wolves were fuially able to beat wasn't able to perform up to his usual. game this weekend. Holtz as a wrist shot was put by him. That's when the Geohabs took control. That's all Holtz was to allow that night They scored one goal, then another, then Later on in the game a Brian Oakes pass made it's way through to Rineer where he was able to slip it by the Wolves' goalie. Score: Eagles 4, Wolves 1. The Eagles kept the offense going where assistant captain Chuck Schweizer was able to spring the puck loose for a breakaway. He shot it so hard even he didn't know it went in. Just to add insult to injury, with 15 seconds left in the game Poster completed his hat trick, scoring the Haven's sixth goal, where they went home with a 6-1 win. The win broke Lock Haven's four game losing streak, and raised there confidence level for the game against the Geohabs Sunday night. The Geohabs were the only team in the league which the Eagles have not beaten. The closest they came was a 4-2 defeat. Holtz again was spectacular in goal, stopBald Eagle defenseman Mike Smith tries to stop a Wolf from reaching Haven Goalie Chris ping most anything that came his way. Holtz (Photo by Greg Cetti). Both teams exchanging goals, with the Haven score coming from Mick Cvetnich, Softball sweeps West Chester, St. Francis Wasn't the momentum on their side? Not! "I wouldn't say we fell into a slump," said head coach Kim Lindsey of the second ESU game. "It seemed like we slopped For five consecutive games, the Lady Ea- playing. It was like the girls had this attigles Softball team was on fire. But then, as tude of. Well, we won the first game, so quickly as it had begun, the blaze was extin- let's hurry up and get the second one done." Lindsey said that her squad didn't keep guished by a lackadaisical loss. their intensity up for the second game, and The women swept two home doubleheaders in-a-row (7-0 and lO-O over West Ches- it cost them. East Stroudsburg shut out the ter University, 6-0 and 4-2 over St. Francis Lady Eagles, 6-0, on three hits. After the loss, Lindsey couldn't explain College) and were on their way to a third straight against East Stroudsburg University how her team fell into such a funk. "They Monday. They shut out ESU, I-O, in the should have bonded already," she said. One explanation for the defeat could have opener and it was looking like another outbeen the fact that hot-hitting shortstop Jess standing outing when the nightcap began. Brandt left the game with an injury in the second inning. When she went to the bench, so did much of the women's punch from the plate. But Lindsey refused to allow Brandt's departure to be her team's alibi. "We should be at a point now where we can overcome the loss of people," she said, "we should be able to plug holes left by someone." Lindsey figures it's something in her squad's attitude that needs adjusting. So on Wednesday, she called a team meeting to discuss where they'll be going • Scores from here. • Injury Reports The Lady Eagles record following the •Otfds East Stroudsburg loss stood at 12-6. They •Game Previews i Summaries are no longer ranked nationally in the • Updated 24 hrs a day NCAA Division II top 25. (At the beginning of the season, they were the number 16 team in the nation) Things looked brighter fw the women during their smooth shut-outs of West 75 cents Chester and St. Francis. Lindsey said that per minut* ^ the pitching in the blankings-Linda Polk, returning from a chest injury, won two DIAL SPORTS games and Eileen Mcxse copped one-was outstanding and left her anxious for more. A service of Tliomson Newspapers by Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye Sports Reporter i>lM«Jil;>t: 1-900-737-7676 and The Express. Golf team drops to 3 PSAC teams by Greg Cetti Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The golf team opened it's season this past week for the Haven with invitationals at Shippensburg, West Chester, and Millersville. They knew everyone would need some good scores if they would come away with a good result. First up was Shippensburg last week on March 31. With thirteen teams participating in the tourney, the Eagles were one step from the bottom coming in twelfth place, with a score of 364. Up next was West Chester on Monday, April 6. It didn't get any better than before. The Bald Eagles placed 14 out of 15 teams with a scwe of 406. The following day the Eagles were looking for some improvement at the Millersville Invitational. The scores improved but their place didn't. The Eagles came in last out of seven teams with a score of 356. Head coach Bob Weller had this to say about the team: "Kendall's definitely starting to play better, with the change in weather." Weller said the weather drastically affected the Eagles play. For the season Weller hopes for the underclassmen to improve their game to a better level. In their section he rates the Eagles near the bottom half in the PSAC's. Track team travel to Colonial Relays by Shawn Liddick Eagle Eye Sports Editor The Bald Eagle track team went south for the weekend as they traveled to the Colonial Relays at the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg, Virginia. The competition was very tight as the Bald Eagle runners went up against mnners from across the nation and across the divisional spectrum. The women's team was the only one that brought home place finishes and none were higher than fourth. Patti Smoker, nationally ranked number two in the indoor high jump, only look fourth in the event with a jump of 5' 5 1/4". The all-freshman 4x100 squad of Michelle Roush, Tiffany Thomas, Wendy Wise, and Tina Gilben finished sixth out of 14 teams. Gilbert also continued her winning ways by finishing fourth in the lOO-meter dash with a time of 13.1 seconds. The men's team had some great performances but fell short of making the finals. Brian Wessner had a good javelin toss of 182' 8" and the men's 4x400 relay team of Ken May, Mark Truman, Steve Kravitz and Glen Allison ran a 3.28. After the competition, head coach Mark Elliston said that it was "a very tough meet." 'There was big time competition from Division I, II, and III schools," said Elliston. Elliston went on to say, "We also are battling injuries to a few key people (Tracy Trapp, Tiffany Thomas, Celeste Wemer, and Darryl Walker)". "Ovendl, the meet was o.k. We are more looking forward to this weekend at Shippensburg and some good weather." 14 EagieEye Friday. AprU 10,1992 SPQRTS Men's tennis losing streak hits four matches by Kevin Kovac Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The losing streak has reached four, but coach Joel Johnson's men's tennis team is definitely moving closer to the promised land of victory. "I can see improvement," said Johnson, whose squad dropped a nip-and-tuck 5-4 decision to Lycoming College at home Saturday and was shut out, 9-0, by Indiana University of Pennsylvania Monday. Hard work by his players is something Johnson can count on. He knows there's no quit in them, even though an 0-4 record (0- 3 in PSAC competition) can be a bit disheartening to any team. "The kids have the desire to get better," said Johnson. "They're always trying to improve and are really working hard." Their improvement was demonstrated on Saturday when they nearly defeated Lycoming for the first triumph of the season. Undoubtedly, the men were in a position to win Saturday. Sophomore Bob Murdock, the team's number one singles player, Chris Rice, Deo Roedil and Chris Drink all captured their singles matches to give the Bald Eagles a 4-2 advantage, but three losses by the doubles combinations handed the day's victory to Lycoming. Johnson said that his team needs more work in doubles to become a formidable foe for other schools. Court positioning and court awareness or, more precisely, the factor of knowing where to be for the best results-are two points that need to be addressed at future practices, he added. "Doubles was the deciding factor [against Lycoming]," Johnson bottom-lined. Chris Drink reiunis a two-handed forehand smash against his Lycoming oi^mnent. Drink won his match but the Bald Eagles lost 5-4. (Photo by Greg Cetti). It's time to think about your FLEX-DOLLARS at Bentley! specializing in Bald Eagle Intramurals delicious Water Polo and floor hockey wind down Pete's Arena--Awesome pizzas, stromboli, calzones, pizza puffs & Bald Eagle Bread I Eat in or take out-WE DELIVER I For excellent grilled and deep-fried sandwiches, ctiix tenders, specialty sandwiches, fries, and always a different -Frill Of th^Pgy- by Keith Wetherhold Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The game became defensive until the 37 minute mark when Dave Gentzel took a pass and dashed 2f> luelers for his first try for the club. The kick was good and the Haven went up 14-4 ending the first half. The Bald Eagles struck first in the second half five minutes in with a penalty kick from 20 meters, taking the score to 17-4. The game slowed until Gentzel took a pass and ran 12 meters for his second try. The kick was good, extending the lead to 23-4. The Haven scored again 11 minutes later as Gentzel completed the hat-trick with a 2 meter scamper. L'Amoreaux's kick failed and the score was 27-4. Three minutes later, York scored its second try, failing on the kick, bringing the score to 27-8. The Haven added a penalty kick by L'Amoreaux in the final minute to finish off the scoring and play, making the score 30-8. STACK'S CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS I PP.1LLS Rugby overruns York 30-8 The Rugby club got its first win of the season by overrunning York College by a score of 30-8 on April 4. The Bald Eagles started quick and strong as scrum-half Art McClucas scored the team's first try. He scored five minutes into the game from 16 meters out. The kick by Jeff L'Amoreaux failed and the score was 4-0. At the 12 minute mark, winger Mark Makoid scored his first try for the Haven on a 35-meter sprint to the try zone. Again, L'Amoreaux's kick failed. York put their first try on the board 18 minutes into the first half on a two meter dive after winning the ball in a scrum down. The kick failed leaving the score 8-4. Your flex dollars won't carry over to next semester— they II be forfeited-DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY ! GRILLS & Monday at lUP, Johnson watched as his team was blanked by a stronger, more experienced squad. Indiana was simply too much for the men to handle, although they put up a gallant eff(»t. Johnson was especially impressed by Murdock, who extended his opponent to a set tiebreaker before losing in two grueUng sets. "Bob has made a big jump," he said. "He's gone from not playing much to being our number one singles player. He usually has to play guys that are more experienced than him, but he's holding his own." Johnson feels that his young team-there are no junior or senior singles players—will begin to develop at an accelerated pace shortly. Better weather, he said, will allow them to finally practice outside on a regular basis. This season is definitely a learning year, Johnson has consistently repeated. 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Winners for Monday's floor hockey matches were TKE-C,'AXP-A, AXP-C, AXA-A, AXA-B, Zwhee's Crew and TKEA. Tuesday's winners were NHA, Muddy Waters and the Hackers. The water polo winners for this week were BLOC and AXP-A. The final games started Thursday night and will end on Monday night The winner will be an- nounced next week. Indoor soccer, softball and tennis singles staried play this week. Tennis winners include AXP-A, Pi-B, TKE-A. Greg Cetti and Pi-A. Softball winners include The Pi, Tuna Eaters, and Crunch and Munch. Soccer winners were the Kicks and Shoot to Thrill. Rosters for the cross-country run are due on April 16 by 1 p.m. in the IM office. There is an individual and a team of five cross-country run. The run will take place on April 21. The golf scramble will take place on April 14 ai 4 p.m. at Bells Spring Golf Course. If there are any questions about the event, call the IM office at x2096. ISA w J v 1 IS Friday, April 10.1992 EagieEye 15 Batmen take four from conference rivals 10-2 behind a strong pitching performance nings. K. Smith went 3-4 with three RBI and a The Bald Eagles went into the top half of by Brett Stehr. Stehr threw a complete uiple, while Miller went 2-3 with an RBI the seventh (the last inning) still trailing 6- game striking out six and walking just for the Bald Eagles. 3. Tim Sigmund led of the inning with an Uiree. The Haven will hope to continue this sucout, and aifter Kevin Smith singled and The Eagles got on the Scots early and ofcess this weekend as they u^avel to Slippery With some help from the elements the Strouse drew a walk. Bryan Wenner ten scoring five runs in the second and in- Rock Tomorrow and to Clarion on Sunday. men's baseball team finally got their season Greg made the second out. Men on first and sec- creasing their lead to 7-0 by the fourth. underway this week with home double ond two outs top of the seventh. That was headers against lUP and Edinboro. the situation. The l)atmen, after about a month off since If you have ever been around baseball their Virginia trip due to rain, snow, and all you are probably familiar with the saying, it sorts of bad weather, swung back into ac- all happens two outs. On this day it tion Tuesday at Bowman field in Williams- happened forwith the Haven. port against lUP. Aaron Tiracorda was hit by a pitch to The Bald Eagles dropped the first game load the bases with Stiner coming up. Stinby a score of 9-3. The Haven scored three er hit one to the shortstop for what looked runs on seven hits. to be the final out of the game, but he threw Kevin Smith went 2-4 with a double a the ball into the outfield auempting the RBI and a run scored, while Bob Miller force play, and two Bald Eagle runs scored went 2-3 with a run scored for the Eagles. ... 6-5. Greg Sux)use started on the hill and went Sparky O'Brien prompdy singled home about six innings, giving up 13 hits and Tiracorda to tie the ballgame at six. With nine eamed runs. everything at stake, Dan Wiggins calmly It just was not the Bald Eagle's day as stepped into the batters box and delivered a they were shelled in the second game 15-4. RBI single, scoring Stiner to win the game Tlie Haven was looking to bounce back 7-6. on Wednesday against Edinboro. They got Rob Wright went six innings striking out of to a good start by taking a 3-0 lead in the one and walking two. Miller was the offenthird inning. sive man going 3-3 on the day. It looked as the haven would lose again The Haven carried their emotion into the when the Fighting Scots fought back with three runs in each of the fourth andfifthin- second game and just blew out Edinbwo Sparky O'Brien hits a ground ball during the Haven's first home match against Edinboro (Photo by Travis Prebble). by Robert Heller Eagle Eye Sports Reporter Lady Eagles drops two to PSAC powerhouses by Greg Cetti Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The injury-plagued lacrosse team was set to play an away match at Shippensburg (23) on Monday, while looking for their first win of the season. It was yet another rough r Don't foiget to wrap it up for Easter! ^ game for the injury-plagued team as they lost the game and two more starting defendo^ to injuries in the process. By halftime the score wasn't to the Lady Eagles' liking, with Shippensburg owning a 10-4 advantage. Early goals by Anne Whitlock and Ginny Berry had the Lady Eagles in front with a 21 lead, but Shippensburg rattled of the next nine scores. Deidre Kipp and Elizabeth Heit scored late in the half to try and get the Lady Eagles back in the game, but they were faced with a six goal deficit going into halftime. To open up the second half, Shippensburg scored the first two goals, and it wasn't until senior All-American Eileen McCoy and Ginny Bonomo scored within a span of 11 seconds that the Lady Eagles were able to score. After Shippensburg tallied another score. N O W PLAYING ATTHE ROXY THEATER E. Main St. Lock Haven Come see what we have to make Easter special., 124 EAST M A I N S T R E E T LOCK HAVEN. PA 17745 PHONE I 7 1 7 I 748-2966 P^ jifUy Wayne's World Held Over ! Held Over ! ALL SEATS $3.00 Mon-Thurs 7:30 p.m. Fri, Sat & Sun 7 & 9 p . m . Bonomo was able a tally a goal for the Lady Eagles, making it 13-7 with a liule over eight minutes left to play, still giving them a chance to get back into it. Then Shippensburg's offense exploded with goal after goal after goal. The Lady Eagles weakened defense surrendered the next five goals to close out the game, with Shippensburg on top of the Haven by a final score of 18-7. The Lady Eagles had there next match on Wednesday to face the Lady Marauders of Millersville, a team which looked to be stronger that Shippensburg. More injuries hindered the Lady Eagles battle as they went on to lose the game to the Lady Marauders getting blown out 14-4. and downing there record to 0 wins, and 3 losses. Going into the Millersville game the Lady Eagles would have to go without Tara Igou. Julie Patterson, and Tracy Rivera because of injuries. The Lady Eagles are back to the friendly confines of the Haven for a home match against East Stroudsburg tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. Weekend Schedule 1 p.m. Outdoor Track away Saturday at the Shippensburg UniRugby away Saturday at Penn versity Invitational 11 a.m. State University 1 p.m. Ice Hockey Sunday V. Ahoona Sharks. 8:30 p.m. Games held at Golf away Today at Lycoming College 1 p.m. Penn State Ice Pavillion Baseball away Saturday at Slip- Women's Soccer away Saturday at Indiana University of pery Rock University 1 p.m. Pennsylvania (outdoor) 1 p.m. Softball home Today v. Edin- Home Sunday v. West Virginia Uni boro University 1 p.m. Away Sa- versity (outdoor) 1 p.m. turday at Kutztown University 1 Lacrosse Home Saturday v. p.m. East Stroudsburg University 1 p.m. Men's Tennis Today at West Cycling Away at West Point Chester University 1 p.m. Home Monday v. Susquehanna University University Stage Race. Eagle Eye "-0 .r^ April 10, 1992 yK Ece Hockey dub^nds losing ;$tt<»fe^^iMH — Rugby club destroy sTcaJk. .;;,.,,. Tbnnis leam drops four straight. Bai^ball takes two ftomBdinboro. P 13 p 14 .p 14 .p 15 DemiHo takes Silver at NCBA Championships by Dusty Durand Eagle Eye Sports Reporter The Bald Eagles' Dan EteMilio lost a heartbreaker to defending NCBA champion Arturo Alvarado of the US Air Force Academy (USAF) on April 4 for the 139-pound NCBA uUe. DeMilio, a senior and last month's ECBA-NE regional "Outstanding Boxer" had to settle for the silver medal, although he boxed perhaps his best bout ever, according to head coach Ken Cox. DeMilio won by unanimous decision to tough Mau Brown of Santa Clara University, 5-0, in the semi-finals on April 3 to eam the right to box for the title. Alvardo and DeMilio were dead even after the first round. However, in the second, the classy Falconer scored several good combinations to both the body and head of DeMilio to easily win the round. DeMilio, a hard puncher, came back strong in the third rocking Alvardo with two solid left hooks to the body and head to stagger and narrowly won the round. The crowd of over 2.000 awarded Alvardo and DeMilio a standing ovation at the completion of their bout Alvardo won his second consecutive title. "It was just a litde too late," said Cox. "He boxed perhaps his best bout ever during the past four years. Ixit Alvardo was the toughest opponent he faced in four years. "Both (assistant) coach Cooper and I were very proud of Dan's accomplishments. He Olds his career at a two-time •All-American'. He gave 100 percent both Friday and Saturday and txmtinued to improve every year. "He was one of the haidest workers we have ever had in our program. He will continue to be a 'winner' in life." Cox said. Dewayne Bryant, team captain, also finished his career as a two time "All American." Bryant, perhaps Uie best "pure boxer" in Stick and M o v e ! Senior Dan DeMilio ducks and weaves around his Air Force opponent, Arturo Alvardo, during the final match in the 139 lb weight class national championships held at the United States Air Force Academy (Photo by Dewayne Bryant). Haven history lost a controversial 3-2 split decision to Bill Meshack of USAF in the 180-pound division semi-finals. "I honestly thought Dewayne won the bout by just plain out-boxing the aggressive Meshack," stated Cox. "Dewayne was very sharp and used the ring well and sccHed often with an effective left jab. However, three of the judges must have liked Meshack's aggressive style. "A single point kept him out of Saturday night's finals. If he could have scored with a good solid straight right, it would have made the difference," finished Cox. Bryant had a tremendous career (28-12) " I'm tired, C o a c h . " DeMilio returns to his comer after a tough second round in his final match as a Bald Eagle (Photo by Dave Martin) and was part of the 1990 and 1991 ECBA "All Star" team. "I'll miss him," stated Cox, "he was like part of my family." Also graduating in May is two time (1990-91) national 119-pound champion and 125-pound runner up, Dave Machamer. "Upset 3-2 at this year's regional qualifier by Penn State's Ben Labrido. for the 125 pound title, Dave will go down in history as one of the top three along with Brad Klien (three time national champion) and Manny Rose (two time national champion)," stated Cox. "These guys have been the backbone of the team for nearly five years. I've watched them develop both academically and athletically, and am confident they will continue to fine things in life. "It's never easy to replace student athletes of this caliber." stated Cox. DeMilio and Machamer have been selected to box on the ten man ECBA All-Star team that will compete in Kingston and Montego Bay. Jamaica from May 17-29. 1992. Cox has been named head coach of the contingent. The Bald Eagles' two other national qualifiers lost in Friday night's semi-finals. Sophomore Dave Martin (147 lbs) was defeated, 5-0. by UN-Reno's Rick Johnson. It was Martin's first loss of the season after six wins, including an outstanding showing at the regional toumament He moved well against the shorter Johnson but just couldn't score enough. Both boxers were very cautious most of the bout, but Johnson did just enough to win the first two rounds. Martin finally got untracked in the third but it was just a little too late, according to Cox. Martin was awarded "All-American" status. "He developed rapidly this year and had the potential to win a national tide before he graduates," stated Cox. The Haven's fourth qualifier, sophomore Sonny Doan (112 lbs.) lost by RSC-1 (1:58) to Ron Brown USAF. Brown caught Doan with two good Ixxly shots late in the first round to force the referee to step in and stop the bout with two seconds remaining. For both Martin and Doan, the su-ess was a definite factor in their matches. The bouts were televised before a large crowd. "Nothing replaces experience," stated Cox, "and both Sonny and Dave gained valuable experience which will greatiy help them next year." "We should have anotiier very good stable next year," according to Cox, "We had a very good season and the stable of 20 student boxers was one of the hardest working teams I ever had. "Our realistic goal will be to finish in the top four and try to develop an individual national champion each year. We have a proud tradiuon and will continue to set our sights high even though we are one of the smallest schools in the NCBA. "Both Penn State and the Haven have been asked to consider hosting the 1994 NCBA championships," concluded an optimistic Cox.