Eagle Eye
Vol, XXV No. 13

Lock Haven State College

Tuesday, April 14, 1981

Study Shows '80 Grads Working
By MARTY MYERS
Staff Writer
Statistics released by C.
Herbert Larson, Director of
Placement, indicate that 58
percent of 1980 graduates are
employed, with the greater
percentage of students being
employed from the education
field.
Almost 65 percent of those
students graduating with
teaching degrees from Lock
Haven are presently in the
job force, with a large majority of those students
teaching.
Although 70 fewer students
graduated with bachelor's
degrees in Arts and Sciences
than Education, only 47 percent of those are employed,
with over one-fourth of the
arts and sciences majors now
employed in a field other
than the one they were
prepared for.
Of the 267 s t u d e n t s
registered for credential service, 220 or about eighty percent of those registered were
employed.
Credential service, one of
many offered by the Placement and Career Development Office, provides prospective employers with
resumes and recommendations for the students.
Registration for this service
by students provides them
with recommendations from
references which can be used
in securing a job or entrance
into graduate school. Larson
stressed that this information
is completely confidential
and privileged.
Students can have three
recommendations placed in
their file, and are free to see
what has been written.
Occasslonally, L a r s o n
said, students will ask to have

one of their letters removed
from their file, if the recommendation is not favorable.
In such a case, Larson will
call the instructor, check the
other recommendations, and
make a decision on the mat-'
ter. If the student is not
satisfied with the decision,
he/she has the option to take
it to a committee to be heard.
Larson said that no case has
ever gone that far sin(5e the
placement office started.
The placement office was
begun in 1967 at the request
of former Lock Haven President Dr. Richard Parsons.
Larson says that the title
p l a c e m e n t office is a
misnomer.
"We
help
students and alumni develop
career objectives and placement skills in order to help
students find jobs in a career
search."
The process of career
development actually begins
when students enter Lock
Haven, with summer job opportunities and some independent study programs
that may relate to future job
positions, according to Larson. "We work with people
counseling them and helping
them along the way."
Larson said that about
three hours of an average day
go into counseling sessions,
which can last anywhere from
three-quarters of an hour up
to two hours, and sometimes
longer, depending on the
need of the student.
Position lists are also
distributed weekly in various
locations on campus, listing
jobs that are available.
Although the majority of
the jobs listed on the position
sheet are in the teaching profession, other industry positions are listed, as are

graduate testing exams and
an interview schedule.
Interviews are available on
campus for job positions,
with most scheduled for the
spring semester. Last year, 23
employers came to Lock
Haven interviewing 185 candidates for positions.
During the fall semester, a
series of workshops are offered to help students prepare
for these interviews and in
preparation to enter the
working world.
T o p i c s s u c h as j o b
analysis, self-awareness, and
resume and letter writing are
covered, often on an individual basis.
Another service of the office is providing students with
an
occupational
and
employers file within the office itself.

These files are broken
down into geographic areas,
by job, and by companies
who have hired or may be hiring students.
"We'll use this information to show students the
availability of jobs, and so
that it gives students an idea
of where to begin looking,"
Larson said.
The placement office also
receives information from
every school district in Pennsylvania, as well as school
districts and industries in
New York, New Jersey,
Virginia, Delaware, and
Maryland.
The placement office also
distributes free magazines
such as Black Collegian
Magazine, Business World
Woman, Ihe Job Search
(con't on page 3)

C. Herbert Larson, Director of Placement
Photo by Marty Myers

Economist Explains Budget Plan
By PAM YOBLONSKI
yews Editor
A four-part plan to fix the
economy-that is what Dr.
Rudolph Penner says President Reagan is proposing as
his cure to heal this country's
suffering economy. Penner
spoke at Sloan Theater last
night, and attempted to explain Reagan's proposed
budget.
Penner said the four parts
of the plan are defense spending, tax cuts, regulations,
and monetary policy.
According to Penner,
Reagan wants to cut the
budget by $40 billion, and if
this happened, it would be
one of the few times in
history it succeeded. Penner
said that significant budget
cuts haven't been a common
occurrence in past ad-

Washington economist, Dr Penner, speaks about Reagari's budget.
PhoTo by Evan Petee

ministrations.
Penner pointed out that
one of the main problems
w i t h the new b u d g e t
is t h a t
" t h e r e is a
broad political consensus that
defense spending should increase," while "there is a
broad political consensus that
social programs remain uncut."
This causes a problem
because defense spending and
social programs, like Social
Security, each count for onefourth of the budget spending. The only way to accommodate both the increase in
defense and the maintenance
of current levels in the social
programs is, in Penner's
words, "to cut everything
else drastically."
According to Penner,
Social Security won't be cut
because "there is no more
politically sacrosanct benefits
in the country than those going to old folks."
One social program which
will be facing a tightened
operating budget is the food
stamp program. Penner said
that the elegibility level would
be raised, meaning that fewer
families would be able to get
them.
Penner also said that there
will be cuts in subsidies for
the niiddle-class, and that
they, along with students,
will be hard-hit.
Reagan's tax plan, Penner
said, is the Kemp-Roth taxideology. This proposes three
ten percent tax cuts over the
next three years, whicK are
designed to help the damage

caused by inflation. But Penner pointed out that there are
hidden effects to this plan.
According to Penner,
while these taxes are being
cut, inflation will still continue its climb upward. This
means that the tax cuts will be

almost canceled out, because
the rising incomes caused by
the inflation will mean there
is more to tax. Penner said
that fhe tax burden would only be reduced to that of 1978.
Penner added that this is
(Cont. on pg. 3)

Li-ISC Chosen For
U.S.-Soviet Forum
By JEFF FLEISHMAN
Editor in Chief &
HOLLY WILLLIMS
Staff Writer
LHSC will be the sight for
the United States and Soviet
Forum, a program designed
to promote U.S. and Soviet
relations along with indoctrinating a clearer understanding of the day to day life in
each society, according to
Bryan Van Deun, Associate
Dean of Students.
The Forum is scheduled to
run from August 15th to the
22nd.
The Forum will include
about 35 to 40 delegates
(representatives), varying in
age from 18 to 40, from all
walks of life in both the
United States and the Soviet
Union. The purpose of the
Forum, according to the
Forum brochure, is to
develope strong U.S.-Soviet
ties because "events of ^he
next few years may well make
the difference between
p)eace... and disaster."
The delegate representatives will meet in small
groups to discuss the life of

their native societies. They
will also outline some of their
political and economic views
toward the relationship of
each country. As the Forum
progresses, the delegates will
dive into such areas as trade,
education, arts and culture,
and urban development.
Van Deun said that the
Forum alternates each year
between locations in the U.S.
and Soviet Union. He said
that LHSC was selected by a
bidding process. The Forum
felt that LHSC had the most
to offer participants in the
Forum.
The Forum will also
benefit LHSC. Van Deun
said, "We think it will be
helpful in International
Education. We're the only institution in Pennsylvania that
has International Education
as a major."
George Bower, a 1973
graduate of LHSC, and a
former SCC president, is th*
local chairman for the event.
Bower, who lives in New
Hampshire, participated in
the selection of LHSC as the
(Cont. on Page 3)

Tuesday, April 14, 1981 page 2

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EDITORIAL
By JEFF FLEISHMAN
Editor In Chief
Tonight the hierarchy of the college will step out of
its fortress in Sullivan hall and into the every day living
quarters of the students. At 7:30 p.m. President
Hamblin and Vice President Marshall will venture up
the hill to McEntire hall in an attempt to bring the administration and its policies closer to the student body.
The Eagle Eye applauds this effort and strongly
urges students to attend and find out what's in store
for the upcoming academic year at LHSC. This is an
excellent awareness move on behalf of the administration, and it should strengthen the relationship between
college officials and the people that make their jobs
possible, the student body.
Students are invited to bring their questions and
gripes to the program so that they may learn I/T'other
side of college life.
However., (there's always a however), students
should be aware of the crctfty way that President
Hamblin can evade a question while turning it into pun
instead of an answer.
Also, don't let Marshall's pipe and cool charm fool
you. He really knows what's going on, it's Just that he
may not want to let you know.
All character sketches aside, the Eagle Eye strongly
feels that these men wish to upgrade student awareness
on campus toward policies that students are usually
left in the dark on. Both Marshall and Hamblin are
conscientious toward student needs and desires. Their
concern is obvious in the fact that they will give their
time to inform students about their institution. As
usual, it is now up to the students to decide if this will
be a success or a failure. If these rnen think that it's important then the rest of us should take the initiative
md see just what's happening.
While we're on the point of making the students
aware of policies, it may not be a bad idea if the Burge
administration adopted the same type of procedure.
After all, the students do have a right to know what exactly is going on with their money.

^ « ^af4e'^ 9gUufS
By Jonathan Bravard
silence, and shook the earth. • going to happen with the
It is now 9 o'clock Sunday As I watched I heard a coun- Apollo shots. They were gonight. This morning at 7 try stop breathing while a ing to the moon and explore a
o'clock I was up watching the great white bird rose into the bit, then come back to
space shuttle take off into sky on the yellow-white glow Mother Earth. But before we
space. I was not alone. There of a thousand suns. It wasn't went to the moon we made
were probably millions of until we all heard that short flights and unmanned
people, around the country, everything was A-OK did we tests to make sure no one
watching the same thing.
all start breathing again.
died.
For a precious few seconds
I think the only word that
But this time no testing was
the hopes and dreams of an even comes close to the feel- done, we wanted it up as
entire nation rose with a ship ings I had as I watched Col- soon as possible. I can't imcalled Columbia. In those umbia rise is 'awesome'. I magine being Crippen or
seconds all the problems of have seen most of the Apollo- Young. There they are, two
our country came to a stop as moonshots. They too were men in something they have
we all looked in awe as Col- awesome but in a different never really flown. Crippen
umbia's engines shattered the way. We all knew what was and Young have to be the

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The Eagle Eye Is published twice waakly (Tuesday and Friday) by
.he Media Council of Lock Haven State Coiiege. The Publications
Office is located on the ground fioor of the Parson Union Building.
Phone (717) 893-2334.
The Editorial Staff encouragea letters and commentaries. Ail contributions must be signed, but names will be withheld from publication upon request. The Editor reserves the right to ask contributors^
to edit or rewrite their material If it is considered libelous, Incoherent
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The Editorial Staff meets every Tuesday at 1 p.m. Article
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klerty Myert

By the time you read this
Columbia will either be on
the ground or on its way to
the ground. When this happens, again a nation will stop,
but not to cheer them on their
way, but to pray for a safe
landing. Then, after they
have safely landed we will
cheer and go back to the process of living.

In Response To Jonathan Bravard
Lois Blumenthal.
In
response to the challenge of
Bravard.
Certain people on campus
are getting to be quite stuck
up and egotistical. We tend
to spend too much time
challenging others and stepping back and letting things go
because no one answers the
challenge soon enough. It's
pretty much what Russia did
last year when they invaded
Afghanistan. When the U.S.
did nothing they stepped
back and waited. They kept
thier conquered territory and
bragged about how well they
were doing and about how
weak the United States is.
The U.S. will hopefully gain
back some of its lost respect.
And I hope that the students
on this campus will regain
their own self-respect.
We need to rise up in
rebellion against something. I

think that we shall start
against a minor subject. I will
rise up against Jonathan
Bravard. The Eagle's Claw is
' filled with Jonathan's own
personal words. It always
seems to be written with the
unwritten footnote: This is
what I have to say. If you
disagree you can all go to
hell I In fact Bravard writes
certain things only to placate
his friends. He leaves his subjects when the-whim takes
him. He comes back after his
challenge as proud as ever.
Forget it all. Sure Jonathan.
One last thing before 1 end
this column. First all you
Bravards can stop reading
now because what I'm going
to say next is only for people
who are concerned with good
journalism. One should never
insult his readers by deciding
what they should not read. It
is degrading and unnecessary.

Dear Conunittee For Writing a Better Column,

The Lock Haven State CMiage

bravest of the brave.
Heroes.Men with what Tom
Wolfe describes as the "Right
stuff."

After reading Friday's
editorial, we felt it our duty
to write this column.
First, we must wonder why
the security lights in parking
lot 9 are not on at night.
Doesn't administration care
about the cars parked there?
Next, who will be on the
SCC budget hit list? WiU it be
-a)sports b)PUB services
c)small clubs, or d)all of the
above. And the losers
are...students. We think we
have a positive solution to
avoid these cuts. Let SCC

senators pay their activity
fees with their fellow
students.
Good luck to the CWBC,
and to Mr. Bravard in his
new profession. We hope
he's not writing anymore.
By the ways-J. Bravard
doesn't know the meaning of
the words "play softball."
-It takes an hour to get
waited on at the PUB.

The History. Political
Science, and Economics Qub
Is having a special meeting on
Thursday, April 16 at 1:00 in
the lower level of tbc PUB.
Elections of new officers, the
Washington trip, and new
and current activities will be
discussed. The club is planning a two day trip to
Washington, D.C. on April
30 and May I. Also planned,
is a 50/50 raffle to be held at
Quiet Wednesday. Anyone
interested should come to the
meeting.'~

story teUera needed at Ross
Library for children's story
hours. Attend film on Wed.,
April 15th, at 1:30 p.m. or
phone library at 74^.3321 for
more information.

Your friends in prose,
Dorothy and Sherlock.

Dear Mr. Bravard,
I regreHiavingtostoopso
low as to resi>ond to your column. However I feel it is appropriate after having to put
up with it for.so long. Your
column truly represents the
type of mentality so often
criticized by yourself, with
the exception of its not being
apathetic. It is ignorant, inconsiderate and a disgrace to
the students of Lock Haven
State College. In addition to
this, your spelling in the articles is atrocious, your grammar is abominable and your

views definitely reflect an air
' of biased bullshit to put it
mildly. 1 object to this type of
journalism and have not
responded to it earlier
because I did not believe that
you deserved this much attention. I was wrong, though.
Love, Allen Rabert
P.S. Please do hot consider
me for your contest, I would
degrade myself too much in
trying to upgrade a piece of
trash.

COMMENTARY
By ANNE WOOLBERT
It is my assumption that it
is illegal for anyone under the
age of 21 to consume
alcoholic beverages in the
state of Pennsylvania. Question: Why then is it prohibited on state college campuses and not on campuses of
private schools? It is true that
unlike state colleges, private
ones are not funded by the
state, but are they not still
subject to the laws of the
state?
Many private schools do,
in fact, allow students to have
parties on campus as long as
they register the amount of
beer they are going to have.
One coiiege, which shall remain nameless, has a bar on
campus for the students.
State college students are not
permitted to have alcohol
anywhere on campus-double

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All students planning to student teach during the fall,
1981 semester and those
students participating in the
Elementary Professional
Semester need NOT go to
Card Bank, but instead
should preregister with Dr.
For Rent: Nice 2 bedroom Fostvedt in the Research
apartment. 1 block from Learning Center, Room 131,
campus. Can accomodate 4 or Mr. WeHer (P.E. Majors)
students. Refrigerator install- in Zimmerii, P.E. Office or
ed. Will rent either June 1 or Akeley 202 from April 10 to
September
1.
Phone April 23, inclusive.
748-6013.

standards?
Speaking of double standards, why is it that here at
LHSC we are permitted to
drink at tailgating parties,
but at no other time? If one is
seen with alcohol on campus,
it is confiscated and the "offender" is then written up,
but if students are drinking at
a football game, it is accepted
by the college.
Make up your mind, PA.,
lower the drinking age or stop
creating double standards for
state and private schools.

Bicycle Club meeting to be
held in High Hall second
floor lounge at 7:00 on the
15th. Phone 3385.

All

Sigma

Alpha

Gamma

Alumni- There will be a
meeting Tuesday evening at
R. 336 East Bald Eagle
Street.
Please
bring
notebooks - will be discussing
the office of pledge mistress.
For more information please
call 748-8208.

Tuesday, April 14, 1981 page 3

Violence Engulfs TV

By MARTIN PFLIEGER
The children were sprawled
out on the carpet in front of
the television watching a daily showing of the series
"Baretta." The show ends
with a dramatic shootout in
which two men are killed and
the "good guy" walks away
untouched. The children proceed out-of-doors to play
with their toy pistols,
recreatine what they had just

watched.

This scene is indicative of
the influence violent television is having on the children
in this country. Sometimes
the playacting goes further
than the backyard. For example; A nine year old boy attempted to hold up a
Manhattan bank with a toy
pistol after apparently
witnessing a similar act on
television. While being

Spring
BY DANIEL RUPERT
The College Singers
Soloists Spring Concert will
be presented on Thursday,
April 16, at 8:00 p.m. in the
Sloan Theater, and will be
under the direction of Mr.
Gary Renzelman.
The highlight of this years'
spring concert will be Jean
Bergers' Birds of a Feather,
which focuses on the evolution of man from the
prehistoric ape to the creation
of the human race. The production will feature a group
of soloists, a trio, and the
chorus which are accompanied by a number of

various instruments.
Besides the musical production of Birds of a Feather,
there will also be a number of
solos performed by the College Singers who are in the
Applied Voice class. The
many selections will range in
style from a Latin piece to a
song from the musical
Godspell.
With the variety of solos,
and the humorous production Birds of a Feather, this
spring concert will offer a lot
of talent and entertainment.
Plan now to also attend the
College Choir Soloists Outdoors Concert Saturday,
May 9

escorted away by police, the
youngster waved to reporters.
Surely an intelligent society
such as ours cannot overlook
the fact that we are defeating
our purpose. In allowing such
harsh, malicious television
programs to be aired we are
promoting violence rather
than trying to contain it.
Children are very impressionable when they are young
and a violent nature instilled
in them at an early age may
emerge again later in life, if
not sooner.
More and more each day
crimes are being committed
by young people. Statistics
show that in 1979, 57 percent
of all arrests for violent
crimes were of individuals
under the age of 25; one fifth
were under eighteen.
Prime time television is filled with nothing but trash.
What ever happened to all
the half hour comedy shows?
After all, they say laughter is
the best medicine. Regulation
must be put on the type of
programs aired for the
public. The Government puts
regulations on everything
else, why should television be
any different?

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Students appreciate the spring sun as they lounge by Woolridge Hall.
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Comics Cause Laughter
By MARY KELLY
"Life is like a shit sandwich," said Rob Bartlet, of
Scarpati Comedy Productions, who presented a comedy concert here last Thursday night to a crowd of at
least two-hundred students.
Bartlet continued, "If you
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have to eat too much shit."
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comedy. His take-offs of
Frank Perdue and Mr.
Rogers made the highlight of
his act. His vulgarity was intensifying, but the audience
only laughed harder without
being offended.
Bob Nelson's nature was a
bit m o d i f i e d . He did
ridiculous things, too, but
more innocently. His "morning act" delighted the whole
audience. His sound effects
were terrific. He made animal
sounds of a typical country
morning. One certain duck
sound, though, personified
the real thing and when the
sound came too close to his
imaginary window, he tried
shooting the duck with a
shot-gun, a machine gun and
even tried blowing it up with
dynamite. Nothing worked
and he finally caught the invisible duck in his hand.
He told the duck that he
was going to eat him and the
duck responded with "I

don't want to die" which
made most of the female audience members say "ah."
Nelson told the girls if they
would come back home with
him after the show, he
wouldn't eat the duck.
Nelson finally did eat the
duck, but it was a happy ending.
Nelson and Bartlet did a
bizarre ballet act about a
moose, a hunter, and the
moose's fairy god mother.
Their act was timed perfectly
to the music and it exposed
Nelson's skill in juggling
scarves.
Scarpati, hosting the show,
set up the audience with his
own jokes. He made the audiance feel relaxed and
prepared it for a barrel of
laughs.
SCC's president Phil Burge
and Social Committee's Greg
CuUison were very happy to
see such a great turn out.

Soviet Forum

(Cont. from Page JJ
site for the 1981 Forum.
it first hand by visiting local
The Soviet delegates will families, clubs, industries,
not only discuss American meeting educators and
life, they will also experience members of the press.

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received don't justify the
costs paid to get them.
Another aspect of the proposed budget deals with
monetary policy, or the
amount of money actually in
circulation in the country.
"Inflation is a monetary
phenomenon," Penner said,
meaning that inflation is
caused by the growing supply
of money which is printed.
When too much money is
printed, the money becomes
worthless.
Penner said that the
Reagan A d m i n i s t r a t i o n
wants to cut the money supply in half.
"If (Reagan's) plan is implemented, the economy
would be in a healthier state
in 1984 than it is today."
Penner said. The problem
now faced is getting the
budaet passed.
According to Penner,
Reagan will have to com-

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promise, because his tax plan
is giving him trouble. He
said, "Reagan, by asking for
so much, has overloaded the
system."
Penner said that the proposed budget has gone
through Congress unscathed,
but it has yet to be passed by
the Senate. Over the sununer
is "when the real bloody war
takes place." Penner is an
economist at the American
Enterprise Institute for
Public Policy Research in
Washington, D.C. He is the
director of tax policy studies
there, and formerly was the
assistant of economic policy
at the U.S. Office of Management and Budget.

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Tuesday, April 14, 1981 page 4

Netters Grab Rn

By BOB BAKER
Sports Editor
The Lock- Haven men's
tennis team chalked up their
sixth win of the ^rear with an
easy 9-0 win over Kutztown
here, yesterday.
Coach Karl Herrmann
commented afterwards,
" T h e y (Kutztown) were
down, but they still played
well. We will take them as
they come.''

The Bald Eagles probably
had more competition from
the weather, as stormy skies
threatened the match all day
long. "We were glad we got
the match in," said Herrmann.
Winners in singles competition were Jeff Wear, Greg
Farrell, Gary Schutrum, Jeff
Markham, Jenks Landis, and
Jerry Goetz. Schutrum completed a perfect shutout of his

€QSV

lUin Over Kutztown , 9-0

opponent with back-to-back in double competition.
6 ^ wins.
Lock Haven, now 6-2 for
In doubles play Schutrum the year, will play Shipand Markham captured a win pensburg today beginning at
at number one, and Landis 3 p.m.
and Goetz won at number
two.
RESULTS
Coach Karl Herrmann, 1. Wear (LH) def. Stetzler;
allowing some new people in- 6-4,2-6,6-1.
to the lineup, had Jeff Effert 2. Farrell (LH) def. Schenk;
and Bob Bullett playing at 6-1,6-2.
number three. They did not 3. Schutrum (LH) def. Tellis;
let him down as they also won 6-0,6-0.

4. Markham (LH) def.
Johnson; 6-2,6-0.
5. Landis (LH) def. Bekisz;
6-3,6-2.
6. Goetz (LH) def. Linder;
6-2,6-2.

Baseball Team Ready For Improvement
tant baseball coach Steve
DeLisle as the Bald Eagles
prepare for two of their six
"We are looking for a games to be played this week.
" W e need to play and
sweep against Bloomsburg."
These are the hopes of assis- we're ready to play," added
By BOB BAKER
Sports Editor

SPORTS TIM€OUT
By MARTY MYERS
BOB BAKER
Sports Editors
With the end of the first
baseball weekend now behind
us, we have already had
enough highlights to last an
entire season.
Billy Martin has revitalized
the Oakland Athletics, and
the A's are playing baseball
like the great Yankee teams
of the 50's. They call it "Billy
Ball" out west, but the A's
hidden ball trick fooled
everyone in the league, including the cameramen.
The St. Louis Cardinals
were up to their old tricks,
9^oming up with the big play-a
triple play in fact-yet still
managed to lose the ball
game.
Meanwhile in New York,
the Mets are still looking for
I third baseman number 68,'
while the Yankees were looking to an old veteran to supply the spark. They found it in
35 year old Bobby Murcer,
whose opening day grand
slam may have saved him a
job on the team that he began
with two decades ago.
Hockey fans would have
called a man a lunatic two
weeks ago if he had said the
Montreal Canadiens would
be swept by the Edmonton
Oilers, but that's the w^y it
was,
Saturday, April I I ,
1981.
In football, the New York
Jets, hoping to improve on
last year's 4-12 mark, have
stretched the season an additional three months by
holding an early spring practice. In Dallas, the Cowboys
are doing their part to keep
the image of the game up by
bringing marshall arts instructors into their camps to
help improve "blocking"
techniques.
Boxing fans will remember
Joe Louis as the man who
knocked out Max Schmeling
in Yankee Stadium and
became an American hero
overnight, but probably not
for very long.

Locally, Patty Kellett continues to lead the women's
lacrosse team in scoring,
while Chris Hetz is leading
the golfers to one of their
finest seasons in the school's
history.

DeLisle as Lock Haven sets
out to improve on their current 4-8 record.
Bloomsburg, an improving
team, has split doubleheaders
with Mansfield and Penn
State. DeLisle labels them an
unpredictable
team.
However, the coaching staff
of Lock Haven remains optimistic about today's game.
"The sooner we can play,
the better for us," DeLisle
said. "The weather has been
a little disappointing for us.
With the game being a non-

Lacrosse Undefeated
By MARTY MYERS
Sports Editor
The women's lacrosse team
slid past Cortland State 6-1
Sunday afternoon on a wet
and sloppy McCollum Field.
Sophomore Kelly CanaVan
scored the hat trick for Coach
Rose Ann NefFs troops, who
upped their season record to
2-0-1.
Canavan opened the scoring at the 3:55 mark, and
made it 2-0 with her second
goal nine minutes later. Joan
Laird picked up an assist on
that goal, and added her first
collegiate score less than two
minutes later. Karen Kellerman added an assist on the
Laird goal.
Cortland made the score
3-1 early in the second half,
but the Bald Eagles came
back to put the game completely out reach. Mary Beth
DriscoU fired home an
unassisted goal at 15:00 to
make the score 4-1.
P a t t y Kellett,
Lock
Haven's leading scorer, put
one between the pipes to up
the tally to 5-1 at 20:42.
Less than a minute later,
Canavan closed out the scoring with her third goal of the
day, again unassisted.
The Bald Eagles outshot
Cortland 29-13, while Haven
netminder Cheryl Fluck stopped ten Cortland shots on
goal.

Postponed
Last Saturday's scheduled
baseball games with lUP,
which were washed out,
rescheduled for Sunday, and
postponed again, are slated
to be played Wednesday after
noon at Woolrich Park.
Gametime is 1 p.m.

Lock Haven will face
Ithaca College Wednesday
afternoon in a 3 pm start at
McCollum Field. Yesterday's
game with Ursinus was
[>ostponed because of pooi
field conditions.
The results:
LHSC-Kelly Canavan,(Joan
Laird), 3:55.
LHSC-Kelly
Canavan,(unassisted), 12:54
LHSC-Joan Laird,(Karen
Kellerman), 14:23.
Cort.-Rhonda
Bellaria,(unassisted),26:26.
LHSC-Mary
Beth
Driscoll,(unassisted),40:00.
L HSC-Patt y
Kellett,(unassisted),46:34.
Shots On Goal-LHSC 29,
Cortland 13; GoaUe SavesCheryl Fluck (LHSC), 10;
Alice Dollard (Cort.), 15.

competitive game, we feel we
can open up and get back on
the right track."
The Bald Eagles plan to
start two freshmen on the
mound today as Paul Harenchar and either Scott Day or
Wayne Hawksworth get starting nods.
DeLisle also noted that all
the Bald Eagle bats have been
warming up and mentioned
that Ray Billotte, Ed Tarconish, Doug Schillings and
Day have been consistant
throughout the season.

1. Schutrum and Markham
def. Stetzler; 6-1,6-2.
2. Landis and Goetz def.
Tellis and Bekisz; 6-3,6-2.
3. Effert and Bullett def.
Johnson
and
Linder;
2-6,6-2,7-5.

Cindermen Lose 86-59
LOCK HAVEN- "If a
couple of close events had
gone our way, we could have
easily won." These were the
words of the men's track
coach, Pete Fox, following
his team's tough 86-59 loss to
Kutztown.
Four individual performers
and one relay were able to
capture first place finishes for
Lock Haven; but it was not
good enough. The mile relay
team of Todd Hyman, Bob
Walker, Brian Adams, and
Jim Ligons took first place in
that event.
Ligons also captured a first
place in the 440 with a time of
51.4. Walker got his second
win of the day in the 800 with
a time of 1:58.7.

Greg Eckert won the shot
put competition with an effort of 46'1". In the pole
vault, Willie Rivera had a
vault of 11'14" to bring
home a first for Lock Haven.
Coaches George Settle and
Fox also reported that Rick
Blood turned in an outstanding performance in the
5,000 meter run with a timing
of 15:10.6.
The long jump saw Tom
O'Neil put forth a fine effort
of 2 r 5 " and Mark Alles produced a pole vault of 13'6".
Fox also commented about
his team's performance by
saying, "It's tough to get the
guys ready to run at Kutztown. Their track is like our
old one at the soccer field."

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