LOCK HAVEN STATE COLLEGE Volume 28 No. 7 Friday, February 25, 1983 First SCC open forum enlightening By Mike Flanagan A group of students and Student Cooi>erative Council (SCC) senators attended the first SCC open forum to discuss SCC problems Wednesday night. Robin Belitsky, an SCC off-campus senator, was one of the students responsible for organizing the open forum. Belitsky was pleased with how the meeting went, although she was disappointed that only about 20 people attended. "People were participating, which is good," Belitsky said, "An open forum can get some things across and r>eople speak more freely." SCC President John McNamara did not attend the meeting, although he was invited by Behtsky. " I didn't want to go to a kangaroo court with kindergarten allegations," said McNamara. SCC Senator John Stemler was the moderator of the meeting which lasted two hours. Amoung the things discussed were the sound system at the SCC movies, the Eagle Wing Snack Bar, the Bookstore, and the Commonwealth Associattion of Students (CAS). Student Dan Oppedisano brought up the question of the sound system in Price Auditorium being inadequate. Oppedisano was concerned with who he could contact concerning the repairs of the sound system. Oppedisano also asked whether or not the bookstore is a service or money-making operation. He noted that the bookstore showed over $22,(XX) profit at the last SCC meeting. After the meeting, McNamara said, "The SCC is a non-profit organization, but it's also a student government. The SCC is not only a business but a service. We are going to have to decide what we want to be." Also discussed at the meeting was the relationship between the SCC and the CAS. Stemler noted that the official SCC constition is the one in the 1982-83 handbook. Several problems were also discussed cocerning the Eagle Wing Snack Bar. "There is a lot of stealing," Stemler noted, "The equipment is also bad, we need another pizza oven." SCC Vice-President Brian Lane, who attended the meeting, noted that he stole a cheeseburger in the snack bar a few days ago just to see if he could get away with it. Lane said he later paid for it. "Our main concern at the snack bar is personality conflicts," Lane said. Lane feels that the open forum is a good idea." As an executive board member, I feel that this is an excellent idea, said Lane, "If you push this, you can really get something out of it." Although he did not attend, McNamara SCC Off-Campus Senator Robin Belitsky (Eagle Eye photo by Lynn Howard) feels that the open forum is a good idea, "The executive committee should let the senators be on their own, they should develop their own personality. I'd love to have an office hour for every senator and work together," McNamara said. "The open forum is designed to listen to viewpoints of the constituents. We want people to air any grievances they have," Stemler said. An open forum will be held every other Wednesday, alternating with the SCC meetings. The meetings are held in Raub Hall 106 and beging at 6:00 p.m. New CAS seeking improved relations with SCC By Dave Prusak During M o n d a y ' s n i g h t ' s Commonwealth Association of Students (CAS) meeting. Coordinator Pam Davis stressed the importance of better cooperation between the Student Cooperative Council (SCC) and CAS for the effective operation of the Lock Haven State College (LHSC) CAS chapter. Davis said that another goal for CAS is to fill four openings on its board. One opening was filled when Dan Oppedisano accepted the vice-coordinator position during the meeting. Remaining positions available are legislative director, chairman of disabled caucus, and chairman of the gay and lesbian caucus. Davis also brought up the key issue of a possible tuition increase. "1 asked the director of financial aid at LHSC, Dr. William Irwin, a series of questions about a possible tuition increase." Davis said she was told by Irwin that approximately 2000 students at LHSC receive financial aid through grants, work study, or campus employment. About fifty percent of their tuition is DUI law comes into focus By Kim Wilkinson The ramifications of the new "drunk driving" law were discussed at the Campus Alcohol Misuse Prevention Service (CAMPS) program on Tuesday "night. According to the speaker, Gail Porrazzo, community education coordinator for the West Branch Drug and Alcohol Commission (WBDAC), the "intent of the law is to get drunk drivers off the road." Under the new law, a police officer only needs a "reasonable suspicion" of drunk driving before he may stop a driver. Once a driver is stopped, the driver is requested to take a field sobriety test and a pre-breathalizer test. At the police station, more than one type of test may be required by the officer. A person may refuse the breathalizer test, but this will result in suspension of a license for one year, according to Porrazzo. For the first offense a 48 hour jail sentence and a fine ranging from 300 to 5,000 dollars are two of the penalties. A license will be suspended for one year, and the offender must attend an Alcohol Highway Safety School at his own expense, according to Porrazzo. An alternative for first time offenders only, is the Accelerated Rehabilative Disposition (ARD) program. The penalty increases for a second offender to a minimum of 30 days in jail and fines will be increased, according to Porrazzo. Porrazzo also stressed that students should realize under age drinkers over 17 years of age will be tried as adults. Although, "some feel the punishment is worse than the crime," said Porrazzo, "how do you put a price on life?" To be arrested for drunk driving, the driver must have a blood alcohol content of'.10, according to Porrazzo. For the average person (150 pounds), he must drink four to six drinks in two hours, she said. "Our (WBDAC) purpose is to alert and inform the public of the true seriousness and urgency of the drunk driving problem," said Porrazzo, "we can prevent drunk driving by education." The discussion went "very well," according to Carol Rinaiti, director of CAMPS. "It seemed like students who were here, were interested in obtaining information." paid for by these programs. Davis said that when she asked Irwin if LHSC would be affected by a loss of students due to a rise in tuition he said that LHSC would fill the vacated spots with students who are forced to drop out of larger universities. According to Davis, Irwin said the only thing students can do to protest a possible tuition hike is to write their Congressman. CAS advisor Ed Clawson said, "There is no way to tell if a tuition increase will occur." Overall, Davis said, "Our CAS program here at LHSC is slow getting off the ground compared to other colleges. I believe we (LHSC) have the worst participation rate of any state college in Pennsylvania. Students should care about CAS since we all pay two dollars out of our pockets to support it each semester. Through increased student involvement our CAS chapter can improve." Davis said, "There are three levels of a CAS membership. The first requirement is to be a state college student. The second is to pay the two dollar fee. The third and most important level is to be an active CAS meml?er by attending meetings." Davis is looking forward to lobbying day on March 15 in Harrisburg. On this day a workshop bringing together all 14 state colleges will provide the opportunity for students to compare their respective CAS programs. Davis said, "Although transpor• tation is a problem, the more students we send will result in better legislation for LHSC." Davis is looking ahead to membership week in March, which will hopefully attract new CAS members. Also Career Awareness Day is being planned in the near future. This day will especially benefit students wishing to in engage in discussions with professors about job opportunities, members will have preference over others in deciding who can attend, according to Davis. The next CAS meeting will take place at 7 p.m. on Thursday March 3 in the lower level of the Parson's Union Building (PUB). Dr. William Irwin, director of financial aid at LHSC will discuss the possibility of a tuition increase. Mr. Alfred Hoberman, who is a professor at LHSC as well as a city councilman, will speak on downtown housing laws affecting LHSC students. Mild winter saves administration $ By Marcelo Cancelli Lower heating bills this winter have provided a $40,000 budget surplus in the area of heating costs for the college, according to George Marshall, vice-president for the administration. Most of the money comes from the savings on the heating fuel and will be used to buy new instructional materials. According to Marshall, since the college didn't spend so much on fuel this year, this money will be used to buy new materials mainly for the Science Department. "We really haven't bought much instructonal material for a long, time and the science department, for example, needs new materials," said Marshall. He referred specifically to laboratory equipment which is where most of the extra money will be going. "The deans are working on a list of these materials now and we hope to purchase everything that is needed," said Marshall. At the same time, the plans to repair Lock Haven State College's track are under way, according to Marshall. He said that the money for these repairs was budgeted previously and it has no relation to the $40,(XX) saved. "Right now we're trying to find out how much it's going to cost us to repair the track. We hope to repair the track as soon as possible so that the track team can have a good place for its use," Marshall said iDEAGLE EYEO Friday, Feb. 25, 1983 From the Editor ^s desk Small turnout at forum proves to be enough, Guest Columnist A word from the top By Dr. Craig D. Willis to a fine experience for all of us who parPresident of LHSC ticipate. I am concerned that we do not always get I am pleased to add my opinions to those our positive message across to constituenthat have already been expressed and those cies who could help us financially in these that will be expressed. troubled economic times. 1 hope we can do The good thing about a column like this better in this area in the future. is that it is good for all of us to be exposed I have gleaned the above opinions and to a diversity of opinions. A raison d'etre of facts from talking with faculty, staff, the academy is to exchange ideas, opinions, students, alumni/ae, and friends. Of the and facts. Such a column can help toward few negative criticisms I have heard, I have the highest goals of academe. found that sometimes the person has not My main opinion is that Lock Haven participated fully in our positive attributes. State College is an excellent place to learn, I urge students in particular to attend, parto teach, and to live. Like any institution or ticipate, and do the work concerned with family, we have problems that need to be classes, and to seek out faculty and staff worked through from time to time. members for advice and counsel. Also, I However, taken as a whole, our wellurge students to participate in our internaqualified student body, our dedicated facultional programs, become acquainted with ty and staff, our fine physical facilities and international students and, if possible, plan surroundings, our attention to the bacan international experience as part of The calaureate degree solely, our diversity of Haven experience. Living in another culture academic programs, our emphasis on learncan be a valuable addendum to a student's ing about people in other countries, our undergraduate years. variety of extracurricular activities, and our relatively low cost as a state college add up If you want to IK a guest columnist, contact me at 893-2334 or 893-3004 or just drop off your column at the fygle Eye. Kirsten Jorgensen Opinion Page Editor This past Wednesday there was a small gathering of LHSC students in Raub 106 that was intended, as I understand it, to bring about evidence pertaining to the alleged misdeeds of SCC President John McNamara. Actually, a larger attendance was expected, but the small turnout was brought about pardally by my failing to run an announcement in last Tuesday's issue of the Eagle Eye, that was intended to publicize the meedng. In my defense, though, I'm sure a lot of people who did not attend the meedng were informed that it was going to take place. The 23 people who did attend the meeting were not blitzed with allegaUons against McNamara, butrather,were enlightened as to what can happen when people come together to resolve some differences that are mosdy due to some sort of misanderstandiag. If more students were there, including McNamara and PUB Adndnlstrator Joe Skarbowski, a lot more would have been accomplished. By accomplished, I mean that the "truth" would have come closer to the surface. Before I go any further, I would like to pay tribute to a person who I fed had a tremendous amount of effect on the sncccai of the meeting. That penon is SCC VicePresident Briaa Lane. Lane was the only member of the executive committee that showed up, and he answered ail questions with complete honesty. Many of the questions directed towards Lane were beyond his scope of responsibility, though, and had McNamara and Skarbowski been there, those questions could have been better answered. I could also mention Off-Campus Senator John Stemler. Stemler, who acted as the moderator, abo had much to do with the success of the meeting. His knowledge of organized poUtical activity dearly allowed the meeting to not get out of hand. Stemler also commented on certain qnestioos, as his experience pertaining to the SCC is nutchcd by no one on this campus. Let's proceed. Among the topics discussed were: The SCC movie dilemma (sound system), Lou Alberse, tiie operations of tfae SCC, the snack bar and bookstore, and the s e e constitution. These five issues were discuned in a very mature way, and many questions were asked and some were resolved. The SCC ptans to hold meetings such as this every other Wednesday in Raub 106 at 6:00 p.m. These meetings are intended for students to ask questions and to voice their opinion. It should be noted that students are welcome to attend all the regular SCC meetings which are also held every other Wednesday. Without preaching, I would like to urge students to attend these meetings. Rumors spread like wildfire around here, and if you attend these meetings, you can get the straight scoop. I know tiwt these meetings aren't ta interesting as a lot of other activities, but Uke it or not, the wheels of the world spin on poUtks. The SCC b a poUtical unit that has an awful lot to do with what goes on around here, and Iheir actions should not be foreign to the minority of students. Announcements All announcements for the Eagle Eye are due no later than 1 p.m. on Mondays and Thursdays. The E^gle Eye office is located on the ground floor of the PUB. The Department of History, Political Science and Economics in cooperation with the Department of Military Science will be sponsoring a visit to the LHSC campus by the U.S. Army War College's National and International Security Issues Forum on March 1, 1983, at 8:00 p.m., in the Hall of Flags. Jf^i^i^ L£ti££&. To The Editor Due to the number of rumors concerning Kappa Delta Rho that are currently circulating around campus, we the brothers of KDR feel we should offer some clarification. First of all, we have not secured our charter from our natioiutl office, and no effort has been made by either party to do so. However, we firmly believe that Kappa Delta Rho is far from dead in Lock Haven. We are currently in the process of investigating the cirucmstances behind the revocation of our charter and of our house. We have been fortunate enough to secure financial and legal help from parties interested in our future, and are now studying the possibility of legal action against the parties involved. What we have uncovered has been very encouraging to our goal, which is to be an active fraternity here at Lock Haven State College. If the success of our efforts continues at the current pace, we will be in a position to return to an active role in the near future. The Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho ^ * DAN McQURQAN BILL GAHEN KIM WILKINSON HOLLY WILLIAMS CHRIS BROOKS SPORTS EDITORS KEVIN CAMPBELL OPINION PAGE EDITOR KIRSTEN JORGENSEN MARGE TRIPP BUSINESS MANAQER LYNN HOWARD PHOTO EDITOR ADVERTISINQ LAYOUT LAURA CZANKNER KELLY WILSON ADVERTISINQ SALES CHARLIE ROBERTS FEATURES EDITOR EOlTOiMN^HIEh LAYOUT MANAQER NEWS EDITORS The EAQLE EYE Is published twice weekly by the Publications Department on the ground floor of the Parsons Union Building. Phone 717.893-2334. The Editorial Staff encourages letters and commentaries. All contributions must be signed, but names will be withheld upon request. The Editorial Staff reserves the right to edit or rewrite material if it is considered lit>eious, incoherent, or too lengthy. A « * * * » » » » ^ B The Price Aud. Sun 7-9 Shatter the Darkness Ministries with Joel Landis will present an expose on 'Rock and Roll' and the occult, tonight at 7:00 p.m. in McEntire Hall, 2nd floor lounge. » 1 * - * • * • * • * - * * * * * • * * * * • * Are you sitting around in your room on Thursday nights waiting for the weekend? Need a break? Come down to the Ross Library at 6:00 p.m. and watch a classic film. Fihns for March are The African Queen and Adam's Rib. On Thursdaly, March 10th is The African Queen. On March 17th come and see Adam's Rib, a brittle sex comedy with Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn as married lawyers on opposite sides of a case. The showtime is at 6:00 p.m. on the third floor of Ross Library. Your cost is absolutely nothing! Attention aU Management Science Majors: There will be a general meeting on March 1, in Raub room 205 at 1:00 p.m. Don't miss this chance to reserve your seat for the trip to New York City and tour of the stock exchange. Space is limited. Main Event » On Sunday, March 20. High Hall is sponsoring an "Ending Hunger Briefing" to be held in Sloan 336. If you are interested in learning more about what you can do to end hunger, please call Steven Evans at 893-3366. ^ w »< • * • * Ride Needed: weekend of March 4 to the Reading area. Call 748-8463. Mass on Sundays in the PUB, 1st floor at 4:30 p.m. Students interested in a retreat March 4-S, see Fr. Tomalis after mass on Sunday. Are you adventurous? Do you want to see and photograph Lock Haven from the air? This may be the opportunity of a lifetime. Come and explore the firendly skies of Lock Haven. I love flying; you are most welcome to share the pleasure, thrills, and cost. Contact Mamik in the library or call 748-7640. The Commonwealth Association of Students urges students to attend National Student Action Day, March 7, in Washington, D.C. Students from Pennsylvania and across the nation will meet with their legislators and also hold a rally at 4 p.m. on the steps of the Capitol. "It is a great experience to meet students from across the nation and know you are working for the same goals," CAS staff intern Mary Washington said. For more information on National Student Action Day and how you can participate contact your local CAS office or the Harrisburg CAS office at (717)223-7618. •The purpose of National Student Action Day is to call attention to student concerns including full funding for financial aid programs, no further restrictions on the Guaranteed Student Loan Program, enforcement of civil rights statutes and the repeal of the Solomon Amendment, which links draft registration to the receipt of student aid. \EAGLEEYE Sport Shorts TAYLOR HEADS EASTERN ATHLETIC GROUP - Sharon E. Taylor, Associate Director of Athletics and Head Field Hockey Coach, is currently serving as • president of the Eastern Association for Intercollegiate Athletics for Women (EAIAW). This organization offers championships for women athletes in 15 sports and is comprised of 170 member institutions in the eastern United States. DOLAN COMPLETES TERM AS CROSS-COUNTRY HEAD - Jim Dolan, head men's cross-country coach, recently completed his term as president of the NCAA Division II National Cross-Country ^ Coaches Association. In his fourteenth season at LHSC, Dolan moved through the : offices from second vice-president to first - vice-president last year to president for ' 1982. ECKMAN INDUCTED INTO HALL ••- OF FAME - Former LHSC Head Women's . Basketball Coach Carol Eckman was inducted this fall into New PalU (NY) State's Athletic Hall of Fame at its initial induction • ceremony. Eckman served as head women's » basketball coach there from 1962 through ^ 1967 and was instrumental in the development of its women's athletic program. Also a former coach at West Chester State, . Eckman initiated the first intercollegiate < basketball championships for women. She :! was a member of the 1966 women's AllAmerican basketball team and a member of . the 1966-67 U.S. women's basketball team. BOWER NEW FULL-TIME GRID COACH - Dave Bower, 33, former LHSC quarterback (1972-75), has been named as a full-time asistant football coach after serving on a part-time basis last season. While at the Haven Bower won All-PSAC honors, - was third in the nation in passing (1974) among Division III quarterbacks, and completed his career as the second leading passer in LHSC history. Bower was a parttime assistant football at Lycoming College for five years while teaching at Williamsport High School. He is now an instructor in the School of HPER where he teaches health. Attention Counselors! (ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDENT CAMPS) seeks qualified counselors for 75 member children's camps in Northeast July and August. Contact: Association of Independent Camps (LS), 157 West 57th Street, New York, New York, 10019 (212( 582-3540. DFriday, Feb. 25, 1983D 3 Lady Eagle cagers hold off Bloomsburg, 77-67; Miller completes successful basketball career By Dave Prusak The Lock Haven State College (LHSC) women's basketball team finished their regular season on a high note by defeating league rival Bloomsburg State 77-67, in Thomas Field House, Tuesday night. The game held special interest because it highlighted two significant hoop performers in the Pennsylvania Conference. One player was Lady Eagle senior forward Sandy Miller who played her last game in an LHSC uniform. Miller had an impressive college career which included a 12.6 scoring average and a 6.9 rebounding average. Miller leaves the 'Haven' with a total of 946 points scored. The other player was Bloomsburg State freshman forward Jean Millen. whose brother Matt happens to be a former All-American linebacker at Penn State, currently playing that position for the National Football League's Los Angeles Raiders. The Millen of the hardwoods entered the game pacing the Huskies in scoring and rebounding. The game was an execellent example of fundamental team baskistball by both squads. The Lady Eagles, while challenged throughout, led from start to finish in a fitting conclusion to a 12-10 campaign, which looked better on the courts than on paper. Freshman guard Chris Agresta nailed the game's first shot on a short jumper with 19:39 left on the first half clock to give LHSC a lead they would never relinquish. LHSC broke out to a 14-6 lead on a Helen Woltman basket with 14:08 left. In the next few minutes the Huskies closed to within a point on two occasions. Baskets by the well balanced Lady Eagle scoring quartet of Miller, Woltman, Agresta, and Tina Martin kept the Huskies at bay. The Lady Eagles led by 10 points at three junctions in the first half, including 39-29 at the intermission. In the second half the Lady Eagles grabbed their biggest advantage of the evening, 12 points, when Miller hauled down a rebound and raced the length of the couri before hitting a layup with 18:10 left. LHSC then maintained a five to ten point lead the rest of the way. The same quartet of Miller. Woltman, Agresta. and Martin paced the 'Haven' in the second half. LHSC playmaking guard Sue Kuhn added seven second half markers. The Lady Eagles were led by freshman guard Martin who ripped the cords for 24 points. Miller had 17, Woltman canned 13, and Agresta contributed 12 to complete the double figure scores. The Huskies were paced by Diane Alfonsi's 16 points. Also in double figures were Millen with 14, Hilarie Runyou with 12, and Kris Zimmerman with 11. On the season Martin led the Lady Eagles with 178 field goals, 395 points, and an 18 point scoring average. Agresta's 82 percent average from the free throw line was high for the team. The Lady Eagles finished the season by scoring an average of 74.2 points a game, while allowing 73.5 points a game. The Lady Eagles were impressive 8-2 at home, but were only 4-8 on the road. The Lady Eagles may receive a bid for the Eastern AIAW tournament depending on a decision by a Pennsylvania Stete Athletic Conference (PSAC) committee. Swimmers competing in state meet By Kevin Campbelf Sports Editor The Lock Haven State women's swimming team will be competing at the staffmeet in West Chester this weekend, and although expectations for a high team finish are not great, many strong individual performances are anticipated. Five swimmers and two divers will compete in the meet for head coach Nan Wood's Lady Eagles. Perhaps the greatest hopes for an individual championship rests on the shoulders of Jane Kimmerly. Kimmerly, who has performed strongly for the Lady Eagles all season, will be competing in the 50 yard free style. 100 yard freestyle, and the Free Relay. Also swimming for Lock Haven in the To Honor Our Most Y O I J Loyal Customers... THE STUDENTS OF L.H.S.C. 20% Off meet is Maura Kenny. The Lady Eagle sophomore will be swimming in the 50 yard breastroke, the 200 yard breastroke. and the medley relay. Senior Gay Vellekamp will be performing in her finaj state meet of her career. Vellekamp will swim in the 50 yard butterfly, the 100 yard butterfly, the Medley relay, and the Free Relay. The other two swimmers for the Lady Eagles are Mary Jackson and Chris Weighand. Jackson will perform in the 200 yard breastroke, 50 yard backstroke, and Medley Relay, while Weighand will swim in the Free Relay. Divers Darlene Birney and Jan Shehan will also be competing as well. Birney. a Bald Eagle sophomore, has already qualified for the national meet in California. The divers are under the coaching of Stacy Meurell. The team does not expect to challenge for the championship, but is anticipating some outstanding individual performances. "Each individual will just try to do the best they can do." said junior Mary Jackson. The meet will be the final chance for the swimmers to qualify for the national meet. Trivia Quiz Who is the only rookie to win a batting tide? Classified Room for rent in private home near Woolrich. Clean, open minded male or female. $130 month/utilities included. 748-8603 or 769-6445; prefer non-smoker. Party! Saturday 9:30-? At the Cave. All clothing in the CAMPUS BOOKSTORE Located in the P.U.B. NOW UNTIL MARCH 4THI Specials good only on deliveries Large 16 in. pizza $4 Med. 14 in. pizza $3.50 Sm. Stromboli $2.25 PRESENT COUPON BEFORE ORDERING Buy a salad or taco salad and get a quarter pounder free Cheese/tomato are extra Not valid with other offers. Expires: March 3, 1983 PRESENT COUPON BEFORE ORDERING Buy a salad or taco salau and get a quarter pounder free Cheese/tomato are extra Not valid with other offers. Expires: March 3, 1983 Delivery time Monday 6:30 9.3Q through 7:30 i n - i o Saturday 8:30 plus 11:30 p.m. Sunday 6:30, 7:30, 8:30 9:30 - Last delivery closed at 10:00 p.m Offer good until the end of March Main St. 748-8027 4DEAGLE EYEO Friday, Feb. 25, 1983" ROTC scholarships offered "Yes. Army ROTC does have four-year scholarships to offer to qualified high school graduates. We've had those since 1964, and we awarded them to almost 11(X) freshmen entering college this school year. But that really doesn't compare to the number of scholarships we have to offer to men and women already enrolled in college." explained Major Ken Johnson of the ROTC Department. "Everyone may not understand that legislation passed several years ago authorized us to increase the number of scholarships from 6500 to 12,000. We chose to put most of the scholarship money in shorter-term scholarships. This means there are more scholarship programs for those already enrolled in ROTC as well as for those who aren't." he added. " A lot of students who come to talk with us are taking a lot closer look at Army ROTC than ever before. There's been a steady growth in ROTC enrollment not onwell. One important reason, and 1 can certainly understand why, is our scholarship program, which I believe is among the best," he noted. ROTC Scholarships are based strictly on merit—not financial need—and are aimed at attracting the best students. Financial benefits are impresseive. Covered are such major costs as tuition, lab fees, textbooks and certain educational expenses. There is also what the Army calls a subsistence allowance of $100 per month for a maximum of $1200 each academic year the scholarship is in effect. For freshmen and sophomore students who are interested, now is the time to act! Applications are now being accepted for next year's scholarships at the ROTC office in Bentley Hall. Turn To Trinity. by Andrew Ashenfelter A somewhat different look at the medical profession will be shown March 10-12 at 8:00 p.m. in Sloan Auditorium when the College Players present Dr. Knock, Jules Romains' comedy-satire, as their spring mainstage production, directed by Dr. Denys Gary. Whereas last semester's play Whose Life Is It Anyway? was a serious portrayal of medical ethics. Dr. Knock offers an example of medical quackery at its finest in the form of a clever, smooth-talking charlatan named Doctor Knock. At the start of the play Knock (Chris Oeste) sets up practice in a small rural town at a practice fairly given to him by the former physician Dr. Parpalaid (David A new and unique dining experience... HuUhorst), who is relieved to get rid of it. The tiny community is so backwards in the ways of medicine that its citizens believe a. microbe to be a "kind of insect." However, the townspeople are soon affected by the force of Knock's philosophy which includes such revelations as, "Health is a word we could just as well erase from our vocabularies," and before long an unusual reign of medicine begins in the little hamlet. Also appearing in the cast are Keith Wilson, Nancy C o m p t o n , Marcelo Cancelli, Andrew Ashenfelter, Diane Hruska, Kidist Asrat, Joanne Billinghurst, Scott Porter, Robb Warren, Tracy Swissler, Edison Culver, Lori Schaller, and Wendy Piney. Dutch Haven Restaurant SPECIALIZING IN STEAKS AND SEAFOOD COMPLETE AMERICAN MENU l u r n to Trinity United Methodist as your church away from h o m e . W e're at West Main and Second - juM a ten minute walk from campus. C o m e worship with us each Sunday at 10:45 A.M. I Play portrays quack Take YOUR DATE Out for Dinner in Our Pleasant Atmosphere FULL BAR SERVICE ur* • LXJ SSSm 201 E. Bald Eagle A v e . , Locic Haven (Corner of Grove and E . Bald Eagie) Serving from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Seven days a week 748-7444 KRAZY KORDUROY KLEARANCE I Rack Corduroys $9.99 Clearance Prices All Corduroys Men's $14.99 Women's $11.99 Preps Vi price Boys !/2 price Designer Blue Jeans Buy I pair regular price 2nd pair V2 price PLUS All Winter Merchandise 2-4-1 Two for the price of one "more than a jean store" COR. CHURCH & GROVE STS. Open M & F till 9 TU, WED, TH & S. Tills 748-4391 free parking HOURS: Mon., Tues., Thurs., and Sat. 8-6 Fridays 8-9 Closed Wed. & Sun.