The second annual Eagle Eye Parody Issue is here pages 5-8 LOClUiAiyXSN€iNfB^E/BSXm EA^EE ds Centre Rec. Sources _^.^. Parsons Union Building Lock Haveii .University , Lock HSVI^'J'fftiBSyrvaHiJI — 17745 TW. 14 12 Pages Friday, October 30,1987 President addresses registration and enrollment By Penny Englert StcffReporter President Craig Dean Willis addressed issues •concerning University students and faculty, including the new registration process, in an open forum earlier this week. All systems of registration have problems, but Lock Haven will try to treat each student as an individual, said Willis. "I am confident that the University is moving toward a registration process to serve it best," said Willis. Dr. Ronald Woodbury, vice president of academic affairs, took questions from faculty and students regarding the registration process. A student asked why the times of classes could not be chosen by students in the pre-registration. Currentiy the University doesn't have the software with the capability to handle this, said Woodbury. Woodbury said, "Class times will be similar to their times in the past." The deans and department chairpersons will schedule times after the numbers of students needing classes is totaled. A redistribution of students is needed so that general education classes can be scheduled in the freshman and sophomore years. This will also put more students in upper level classes as juniors and seniors. In other issues, Willis said that Local 1787 of the paper workers has asked him to speak at a rally and that both die dike-levee supporters and opponents have asked him to take a position on behalf of the University. Also, enrollment at the University has increased six percent from last year, according to Willis. The University's total number of students is currentiy 2892. In the state school system, enrollment is up 3.5 Faculty and staff were the main audience for the President's forum. percent. Most of those who attended this meeting were faculty: very few students were in attendance. McNamara named Chairman of SCC makes final plans for Lisa Lisa Student GovernmentMcNamara Presidents McNamara said he hopes this resolution By Kate Kinney said he was appointed to the By Tammy Jo Edmundson StcffReporter The chairmanship of the Student Government Presidents of the State University system has been filled recentiy by a University student. Kevin McNamara, Student Cooperative Council (SCC) President, will now lead the Board of the State Presidents for the fourteen-member state universities of the SSHE (State System of Higher Education) system. "This is a benefit to LHU because I am now much more visible and can also voice my opinions," said McNamara. This organization is made up of the presidents of all the SCC organizations maintained in die system. The board is responsible for meeting at least three times a year, to discuss tuition rates and campus activities, and compare ideas. McNamara said his responsibilities as chairman include acting as a liasion between all fourteen members, planning and organizing the meetings, serving as chairman for the meetings, and representing LHU student opinions, position when the former chairperson, Deb Hackman of Indiana University of Pennsylvania, stepped down and relinquished all board responsibilities. McNamara, who was acting vice-chairman at the time, immediately took over the position in accordance to the constitution of the board. As the chairman of the panel, McNamara said he "has to represent students in the fourteen state schools because the board serves as their voice." -^ Kevin McNamara StcffReporter The upcoming Lisa Lisa and Expose concert and a formal registi^tion resolution were topics discussed by the Student Cooperative Council (SCQ on Wednesday. Jamie Crankfield, (SCC) social chairman, who was elected Senator of die Month, opened the meeting with a report on the concert. Crankfield said ticket sales are "going fantastic," with less than two hundred tickets left for sale. He said other ticket outlets such as Lycoming College and Williamsport Area Community College have sold all their allotted tickets. SCC President Kevin McNamara said the concert will be "very positive for us (the SCC)." The doors will open at 7 p.m., with the concert beginning at 8 p.m. Crankfield was voted Senator of the Mondi by the Senate for his chairmanship of the committee diat brought Lisa Lisa to campus. The executive committee presented a registration resolution to be voted on by the Senate. The SCC passed the resolution 25-1 and will go on public record as rejecting the new registration system. is "enough to make them (the administration) wake up." SCC Vice President Troy Weaver said, "We are acting for the students, and they are against die system at diis time." He said the Senate amendments to the resolution were "well taken." PUB Administrate Ron Minges reported that his committee is currenUy taking inventory of the fumiture in the PUB. Treasurer Matt VanLokeren gave the general contingency reports. The general fund stands at $13,414.89, and die small club stands at $572. PUB Director Leiand Spangler gave the last executive report saying that the concert is "a very important event for die SCC." He also said die SCC is looking into installing new carpeting in the PUB Business office, bookstore manager's office, and die senate meeting room. What^s Inside? Letter to the Editor Black Scholar in Residence Features "Evil Eye" Features Field Hockey Basketball Exhibition Ads p.2 p.3 p.4 p.5-8 p.9 p.lO p.ll p. 12 2 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30, 1987 EDITORIAL _ The "Evil Eye" makes4eb«t Every now and then a newspaper staff has to sit baek^m^lak© a look at what they have done. We've been serious for nye on 13 issues now, and it's time to get a little "off the wall." Combining the ludicrous, comical and even tasteless talents of our entire staff, we have put together the Second Annual Eagle Eye Parody Issue. Pages five, six, seven and eight, entitled "Evil Eye," are our attempt to either take a different angle on a story already published, poke fun at issues that have caused controversy on campus this semester, or completely make up interviews, facts and quotes, combining them into a story. No attempt at presenting f^g^al information w^s madgr As with anything done with a special touch, there is an increased amount of work involved. I would like to thank our editorial staff for the top quality work they produced on a night usually considered "time oiff." In addition, people such as Kim Schmitz, Abby Mylin and Michael Myers deserve recognition for their fine work and assistance to the project. There are annual telethons, awards, and even dance marathons, but one annual that I hope wiU continue to exist is the Parody Issue. Hope you enjoy! Bin ANNOUNCEMENTS. Newman Center Activities Financial Alternatives Student ReO«at: Oct. 30-Nov. 1 at Sieg Conference Center. Call 748-8592 for more info. Tonight at 7 p.m.— Father Tom Charters, a Glenmary missionary priest, will be here for an open forum with students interested in Christian ministry of any kind. Sunday Mass will be at 11:30 a.m. at I.C. Church. Students are urged to get involved as lectors, musicians, etc. Contact Fr. Bob Kelly at 748-4535, or Sr. Maureen McE>onnell at 748-8592. No Sunday Mass at the Newman Center from now on. Financial Alternatives, Reading, PA, will be conducting on campus interviews on Thurs., Nov. 19 for seniors majoring in Management Science. Sign up now for a specific interview time in the Career Planning and Placement Center, Smith Hall, G-3. Ride Needed Desperately need a ride to BOSTON, Mass. Will help pay gas expenses. Second or third weekend in Nov. Call Atsuko 748-8004 (evenings). EAGLE EYE ^1p^ Editor-in-Chief News Editors Sports Editors Features Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Advenising Design and Layout Advertising Sales Writing Coach Faculty Advisor Parsons Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven. PA 17745 (717) 893-2334 Bill Hunter Sue Berger, Kate Kinney. Bill Alexander, Dan Hanson Maureen Campbell Becky Boyce Jennifer Smith Kathy O'Brien Carol Shapcott Amy Barner Carolyn Perry Dr. Douglas S. Campbell The Eagle Eye is the official student newspaper of Lock Haven University. II Is published bi-weekly in accordance with the University Calender. The articles, opinions, pictures amJ layout of the Eagle Eye are the responsibility of the editorial staff and do not necessarily represent the views of the students, faculty or administration of Lock Haven University unless specifically stated. Letters and comments to this newspaper are encouraged. Letters lo the editor must be submitted to the Eagle Eye by noon the day before publication. All letters should be typed, no longer than 200 words, and should include the writer's signature and phone number. The editorial staff reserves the right to edit Ihe copy for libel, taste, style and length. Eagle Eye meetings are heW at 1 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays in the lower level of the Parsons Union Building. New members and free-lancers are welcome. The Eagle Eye is funded by the student activity fee. LETTER TO THE EDITOR "Very modest blasting" planned Dear Editor In response to a letter from Associate Professor Lawrence T. Farley, I want to provide data on the blasting near the college. While I can understand Professor Farley's concem over aesthetics, we need to correct him with regstrd to his statement that the campus will be disfigured, and that the University will be a blasting site for diree tofiveyears. According to Robert Yowell, flood jplaiuiing director, "The excavation of the borrow area at Lock Haven University will Iresult in a much larger and more conveniendy located parking area which is much needed by students and faculty alike." The removal of material will require very modest blasting as has occurred many dmes Iduring the development of the University. It will be done under strict control, as always, and widi all necessary permits to insure die safety and protection of everyone involved. Final plans will include the requirements of Lock Haven University and will be included and incorporated into die contract documents. As a supporter of the levee flood protection of our City, I am appreciative that our college community has taken die time to read and appreciate the facts. The majority of college people diat I have met agree diat this may be Lock Haven's last chance for flood protection. Truthfully, there is no reason to vote no on diis issue. Jobs and our local economy are at stake. Sincerely, Stephen Poorman Bicycling Club Biology Club Please sign up tar the Baltimore Aquarium trip in the student lounge, second floor, Ulmer. Include your meal ticket number on the sign-up sheet. The deadline for club members is today. Tonight is movie night!! Come out and watch "American Flyer" with us. Tonight at 6:30 in Raub 206. For more infonnation call 3149 or 3070. Havenscope ROTC Scholarships Full scholarships offered to freshmen and sophomores on a competitive basis to those students who will have a 23 GPA or higher by the end of the fall semester. Tuition, books, and SCC fee are paid plus $100 a month in your pocket. Check it out today! See CPT David Pearsall in the Army ROTC office, Bendey Hall #6, or call 2299. Mathematics Tutoring Free mathematics tutoring is available daily on a drop in basis in the mathematics service division, Russell 28. Hours are Mon. through Thurs. 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m., and Fri. 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Tired of studying for midterms? Want to find out what's happening on campus? Watch Havenscope this Thursday at 7 pm on cable channel 10. Attention McEntire Residents On Wed., Nov. 4, an open discussion about the SCC will be held in the 2nd floor lounge of McEntire Hall. McEntire's four senators will be present to answer any questions or concems. The discussion will begin at 7:30 p.m. and is open only to McEntire residents. Recreation Society There will be a mandatory meeting of all members on Thurs., Nov. 19 at 7 p.m. in the The Deutsch Institute meeting room in the bottom of the PUB. A special speaker, Aime Campbell, will be The Deutsch Institute, Scranton, PA, will talking about management of a Fitness be conducting on campus interviews on Facility. Thurs., Nov. 12. Interviews are open to seniors majoring in Physical Education, , Any questions or problems may be cleared Adaptive Physical Education, Recreation, and up with: Special Education with recreation background. Chris Guisewite at 748-3086 or BeUi Please sign up for a specific interview time in McDonald at 748-3334. the Career Planning and Placement Center, Smith Hall, G-3. Reminder to Faculty and Students Spring Break Trip Trip to Daytona plus commission money to go to Florida. Go for FRHE! Take advantage of promoting the #1 Spring Break Trip. Call Designers of Travel at 1-800-453-99074. This is a reminder that all students must pre-register through their academic advisor or major department chair no later than November 3 if the student plans to continue his/her studies during the spring semester. Failure to do so implies that the student will not be attending classes next semester. EAGLE EYE Staff Meetings Tuesday and Thursday 1 p.m. Lower Level of the PUB Everyone Welcome Friday, October 30, 1987, Lock Haven University, Eagle Eye 3 NEWS NEW! NEWS MEWS msmi NEWS NEWS Thomas stresses minority retention problem By Donna Maclean StcffReporter The high dropout rate of black students is a major concern of Dr. Judith Thomas, who was the Black Scholar in Residence this week. In Pennsylvania, where 12 percent of the population is black, blacks constitute only five percent of undergraduate students. Of that five percent, there is a 50 percent drop-out rate, most of which occurs at predominantly white schools. The way to counter this problem is to have more blacks in key positions within universities, such as more black faculty members and Residence Hall Assistants, to counteract the feelings of estrangement experienced by minority students, said Thomas. This is also important for white students, she added, because many have never seen a black person in a position of respect Thomas stresses die need for counseling of minority students, especially in the freshman year, not only in academic matters, but also in the dormitory life and in extra-curricular activities. Thomas believes the black student should be acquainted with campus life long before he or she reaches college age. Universities should introduce a program inviting students to campus and giving them a taste of campus life in order to help reduce the feelings of alienation often encountered when such students first come to college. Lincoln University, where Thomas is Chairperson of the Education Department and also the Social Science Division, is one of the 110 historically black colleges throughout the country. Historically black colleges produce 50 percent of all black graduates and boast a drop-out rate less than half of die national average. Lincoln University also prides itself in having produced the only black ever to sit on the Supreme Coiut. What is needed is total commitment to helping minority groups adapt to the college environment and to creating an environment conducive to integration of all Drinking gets students referred By Chip Warner StcffReporter Law enforcement officers were kept busy on and off campus by a variety of occurences this past week. Campus police were called to a dormitory for an alcohol and disorderly conduct violation that involved thirteen people. Richard Hepner, director of Law Enforcement, stated that "no arrests were made, and the matter would be tumed over to Student Life for action." In a separate incident, a student was apprehended by Law Enforcement for taking a Halloween decoration from Bentley Hall. The decoration was retumed, and the student was issued a waming for the action by Law Enforcement offices. Finally, Law Enforcement assisted Lock Haven City Police with a search warrant involving an unnamed off-campus student house. Hepner said, "We were diere to assist the City Police in case other problems might have arisen." According to Hepner, "The students here seem to be more responsible now, as compared to previous years. Crime activity is on a decrease, and that pleases me." Health series includes AIDS lecture By Karen Scott StcffReporter A discussion on AIDS (Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome) will stress that a healthy sex life is still possible today, but people need to know the facts about AIDS first The AIDS preventicm discussion called "You Are In Control" will be held Monday, November 2 in the ground floor lobby of WooWdgeHall. The Student Life Committee, in ::ooperation with Family Planning and the Dlinton County Women's Center, is sponsoring the program. The main idea behind the program is to educate students about the seriousness of AIDS. Carol Lugg, advisor of die University's Wellness program, beiieves AIDS is a prominent issue at Lock Haven that must be faced. "We are cedainly not protected by mountains,'? said Lugg. The discussion on AIDS is die second presentation in a four part series oitided "A Positive Look at Sexuality." Along with educating die students about AIDS, die program will instruct students on how to take preventive measures against the disease. Lugg said that "each one of us are responsible for our own healdi." Thomas is currentiy taking one year's leave from her posts at Lincoln University. She is die regular visiting Dean of Student Affairs for the Philadelphia College of Textiles and Science. Her diverse career, spanning 25 years, has included many years as a college lecturer, a consultant at various conferences, and an audior of several books. Thomas has won several awards including the Award for Outstanding Faculty Member, presented by Alpha Phi fratemity in 1982, die Award for Black Leadership, presented by the Pennsylvania Black Conference on Higher Education in 1982, and the Outstanding Contribution to Education Award, presented by the Black DuPont Employees at the University of Delaware in 1986. Dr. Judith A. Thomas Black Scholar in Residence ethnic groups, said Thomas. "We must try to extend ourselves and create an ambience where such integration is possible," said Thomas. Thomas was the first speaker in a program introduced by die Black Scholars Student Organization. The organization, newly adopted by the University, is designed to make black students aware of their potential in a predominandy white marketplace. Leadership conference held for campus and local leaders get-acquainted activities. The conference schedule on Saturday consisted of lectures and workshop activities. Adriane Robinson, Residence Hall Leadership skills and emphasis on Director, said that she felt the exercise communication were the focuses of a which most benefitted the studoits was the Student Leadership Conference recendy Leaming Styles exercise. In this exercise, held. The behavior and qualities of leadership, the students were able to "gear themselves identifying and charting leadership, and towards die different leaming styles because leaming organizational skills were topics not everyone will be receptive of one style." also included in the conference. Karen O'Mahen, a senior Recreation The student conference was hosted by Lock Haven University the weekend of Major, said that she leamed a lot from the October 23-24,1987, and was sponsored by conference, but felt that she could have the Central Sub-Region of Pennsylvania been more relaxed if the conference had lasted longer. ACT 101. Chip Warner, a senior Secondary Dr. Clay Kleckley, director of the Education Major, said, "The speaker, Mr. Educational Opportunity Program, said the purpose of the conference was to "provide Smith, was very good in the way he students with skills that can be applied to presented himself in his ideas of leadership student organizations, clubs, activities, and and personal communication." The participating students from LHU ultimately, careers." included: Frank Bartoli, Kathleen Dicton,' Those who participated in the Conference Michael Drummond, Margaret Hardy, included students from Harrisburg Area Jayesh Kumar, Karen O'Mahen, Frank Community College, Lock Haven Purtell, Joaquin Saavedra, John Theriot, University, Millersville University, Chip Wamer, and Douglass Webb. Shippensburg University, Thaddeus Stevens State School of Technology, and According to Dr. Kleckley, participating Williamsport Area Community College. University staff and faculty included: Dr. J. Otis Smith, a Psychology Professor at Clay Kleckley, EOP Director, Ms. Mary Cheyney University served as consultant O'Neill, Act 101 Counselor, Ms. Maribedi for die Conference. Hanna Long, Tutorial Coordinator, and The conference delegates spent Friday at Adriane Robinson, ResidetKe Hall Director. Sieg Conference Center in lecture and By Wendy Roller Stcff Writer 4 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30, 1987 FEATUEES LHU EEATUEES FEATTIUMES FEATUEES FEATUEE.^ represented in special festival concert lUP places ads in By Janine Cuccaro StcffReporter Four students and choir director Gary Renzelman participated in die Pennsylvania Collegiate Choral Association Festival Concert at Ursinus College this past weekend. The students, Steve Schulz, John Norton, Karen Brackman, and Doug Scheid, arrived at Ursinus with Renzelman last Thursday. There, diey joined die odier participants from twenty Pennsylvania colleges who made up the special one hundred-vok:e choir. The choir, under die direction of Dr. Elmer Thomas, performed selections from the works of Britten, Haydn, Brahms, Palestrina and Bmckner. The students were accompanied on organ by Michael Stairs, organist for the Philadelphia Orchestra. Thomas, the choral director at the University of Cincinnati, is co-founder, conductor and director of the Vocal Arts Ensemble of Cincinnati, a professional choms currendy in its eighdi season. Renzelman described the concert as an artistic success which provided challenging, difficult music to die students. "It was of interest to the conductors as well, allowing an opportunity for a cross-fertilization of ideas," said Renzelman. Time and Newsweek At Indiana University: lUP has instituted a major advertising initiative in order to maintain a competitive edge over other universities. lUP ads will appear in an upcoming issue of Time and Newsweek. The ads will each be a full page long and in a letter format According to Dr. Ronald Thomas, diis initiative was implemented to reach a wider variety of people. Thomas said " Any product worth producing and offering to die public is worth telling them about." Students who participated in the P.C.C.A. festival are (from left): Karen Brackman, John Norton, Doug Scheid and Steven Schulz. Springsteen displays different style with most recent release, Tunnel of Love By Edward J. Connor Music Columnist Tunnel of Springsteen Love Bruce The Boss doesn't seem to want to hold an audience. With Tunngl Pf.LQvg. Springsteen demonstrates his willingness to risk alienating a recendy acquired following for the sake of his art Coming off three of the biggest years ever enjoyed by any artist, widi 1984's Bom in die USA. 1986's Bryice Spnngstggn & thg E Strget Band Live 1975-S5 and two highly successful mega-tours, Springsteen has released an artful, yet very enjoyable, solo work in '88. The tendency these days is for an artist to try to capitalize on successful albums by merely reworking die same formula and churning out bland popular tripe. Springsteen has done exactly die opposite. Bmce had garnered an entire new legion of fans widl Porn in the USA, which produced seven Top Ten singles. CaiMipiiiiS Lfiiiii® On Tunnel of Love, however, only "Brilliant Disguise" (No. 10 on Billboards chart today) and die tide cut, seem destined for the upper positions on the chart. Of course, that doesn't eliminate odier cuts from following the same path; the Boss seems to be able to do anything these days. This album is not the first time that Springsteen has released a "different" record. In 198rs Nebraska, a critically acclaimed yet not often played work, was composed entirely of Springsteen's vocals, guitar and harmonica. Aldiough each member of the E Street Band performs on Tunnel of Love, the album is not a group effort. Springsteen performs most of die music himself and, like Nebraska, doesn't ti-y to cater to a popular audience widi "hit" singles. The overriding theme on the new album, of course, is love. With his recent marriage, Springsteen has discovered an entire new world of subject matter. He explores different areas of love: newly found love ("Tougher than die Rest"), distant love ("Ain't Got You"), self-conflict and doubt ("Cautious Man" and "Two Faces"), broken love ("Spare Parts"), and even head-over-hcels, ooh-my-heart's-gonna-burst love ("All That Heaven WiU Allow," "Valentine's Day"). Of course, Springsteen's songwriting talent and vivid storytelling remain intact. Janey of "Spare Parts" could have been the sister of Mary of "The River" or Wendy of "Born to Run." Billy of "Cautious Man" might be likened to Joe Roberts of "State Trooper" or the protagonist of "Hungry Heart." The imagery and language Springsteen has always used in his lyrics seem to be getting better with age. Needless to say, his intensity and from-the-heart songwriting hasn't faltered. "Tunnel of Love" may be a step below "Bom to Run," "Darkness on die Edge of Town" or "The River," but it is an entire staircase above most of the pop drivel flooding die Top 40 airwaves. Those "Springsteen fanatics" who partied in die nightclubs to "Dancing in the Dark" may be tumed away, but, judging from die album going to No. 3 on Billboards album chart in only two weeks, for most of his fans. Tunnel of Love is yet anodier step onward and upward for The Boss. Also at Indiana: Approximately 2500 students were randomly selected to participate in a trial run of phone registration. All received an appointment time in which they could call in and register for spring semester classes. During this tiial run, however, students were put on hold or disconnected because of die volume number of calls. Phone registration will be fully implemented by spring in order to register for fall classes. At Millersville University: Two MU students were charged after they stole a silk flag from the Mansfield University marching band and attempted to bum it over die heads of the stadium crowd during MU's homecoming football game. According to University Police, Steven Fanella of Lynnebrook Apartments and David Warmingham from S. Duke St. were change with die incidents. Also at Millersville: Greek organizations will be sponsoring a Jail and Bail fund-raiser on Oct. 27 and 28. Someone can have any pereon arrested for a $10 donation. The arrested person will be arrested and brought into die mock jail. At that time, die "crimminal" will see a judge and be given bail. The person must then call friends and ask for donations in order to meet the bail. Bail pledges will be donated to the March of Dimes. At Kutztown University: KU's head coach, George Baldwin, will be resigning at die end of this year's football season. Baldwin has coached KU's football team for 14 seasons. When asked why he chose to retire from coaching, Baldwin stated," I've been coaching for 41 years; diat's a long time." University officials will be conducting a nationwide search for a new football coach for the next season. Compiled by Kim Schmitz Parsoni Union Lock. Koi>en UnlversUij iBads cast "nonoqram nan" £uU £i|e I.ock h a v e n , PcnnstjCwonia of iFLus 8 inpt^ Locit fCoven Uitluersitti tuUiilnq 1774S Vol. 2 No*. 1 4 Po^KS Friday, October 50, 1917 ro ulette bCoivs tBo^m MIT out page 1 Dairies ta^B CM^ttoii i n tnit^ crO'te eniergenctp H U Bt) II rr wv li tni ga staff SScckhCCnos B s sf ba aacckhBs rr p a s t. Heporttr c o n v ii-xi ctions always been cause of Xn Bob's Dalrtj tiebwaska, crate In of Sob has Stocfe.er, are fanatlcaC needed disappearing "These In to stuff," said Cge and out convicted In his mater, of room Junior's factory for In a meat ttvo years for conviction. He Bob has, denied all of fe-ltl Ij who Is stealing He coalition. 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Pops period Stacker's to the sislie, of Inl" groce people arc because would certoin enjoy o In like this students melodies hearing, and 'The added that Simon and play songs written maybe he by lot that and could he even students. 6 Evil Eije Loclt. fCatren Unli^erslti^, frtdatj, October 30, 1987 Disclaimer: that Is true, Xf y o u c o n f i n d onything in then y o u ore a better detective these four pages than w e o r e . EiCitoriaC Courses bztotv Letter to tlie CditDr PoCtpester ciress codz 099 •4s a senior, I have had the prlvledge of spending four years at this Institution. Because of this, X have had the time to thlnli things over. I n my o p i n i o n , there Is a deflnate lack of classes offered at the 099 level and. belo w . UouCdn't courses such as thest be a real grabber to all of those "low-achelvlng" , fresh-out-of-hlgh-school perspectives? I t only makes good sense to have a particular selling point that no other Institution can offer those not u p to par In furthering their education, and we should be the first to seize the opportunity of this Innovation. Such classes would m a t e Lock Haven a household word across the notion as every degenerate In •America would be beating down our doors to be accepted. h>e could be more famous than Harvard or even our neighbor, tet^cC neeiCecC Penn State I The public outcry would no longer be for those "Ivy Leauge" colleges. Instead, they would u>ant more "Fungus League" colleges, of which tve would hav« already cornered the market. People would be proud to tell their grandklds that they took courses such as Knuckle Cracking, Remedial Flash Cards and Crayola Sketching a t this, my alma niater. Most professors agree that this would be a n e x c e l l e n t Idea because the raised tuition would mzan higher salaries allowing the?n to finally quit their night jobs a n d mak^K a decent living at lost. Even President Wil C. Bologna told mc personally that If he hod his w a y , my proposed plan would be "...effected faster thon the recent alterations In the registration procedure." .^loyicious q. na9illUuttle F u n d r a l s er •Antcricans a^galnst Everything wilt be holding a S20 per plate I wholeheartedly u>elcome the netv dress code recently Implemented. X think this prograni wilt certainly boost school spirit a n d f i n a l l y bring sonte classic style back Into this fashion conscious school. By g e a r i n g only Lock Haven [ogo clothes, other colleges and universities will took at u s with envy. X especially love the new red and tvhlte striped Lock Haven jeans and shirts noiv being distributed. No one w i l l ever have to worry about flat frizzy hair now because we all have our Lock Haven beenles to shteld us from the rain. Of course there's a l w a y s our red Lock Haven loafers to pamper our feet In luxury. No more will X ever have to look at drab color! like yellow, bltic, green, or purple because everyone will be wearing Oulfl Club banquet in Bentiey Kott this Sun. from 3 until 9 p.m. your monct Is welcome. ^11 WcCcotne Cottectlng rare banana stickers is a fast-growing hobby In •America. Come see priceless (worth nothing) collections in Aaub 324 tonight at 7:30 p.m. •^.ttentlort >4nyonc interested in a protest march just so they can get te sec their ugly face on the evening news is strongly urged te contact mc inimcdlatety. EVIL EYE WW" ml^:'"^ i Editor-in-Chief Snooze Editors ; Sports Editors Features Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager „ Advertising Design and Layout Advertising Sales Writing Coach Faculty Advisor Editor: This week we'll talk with Bobby Sands, Sid Ultlous and, (tintc permitting) everyone's favorite Woodrow Wilson. Consult your board for tvherc & when. a^nnounczmBnt s Subversive yandoClstsI Come share ideas and learn nt%v techniques. Oroup projsct Men., Nov. 2 at I p.nt. Hcct at Water Street and the lUl crossing. Conic join the fun as wc loosen railroad tics. Dear . Parsons Union Building Lock Hausn University Lock Haven, PA 17745 (717)893-2334 Nobody in particular Wtiose on first, wtiat's on second Jose JIminez Inc. Joseph McCarthy National G. O'Graphic I. Readem Good I. Cheat Lots Ann Add Agency For Sale Whitey Herzog Dr. Harry Karrie The Evil Eye is the un-official student newspaper of Lock Haven University. It Is published when ever we feel like it. The artKles, opinions, pKtures and layout of the Evil Eye are the responsibility of the editorial staff and do not necessarily (well maybe) represent the views of the students, faculty or administration of Lock Haven University unless specifically stated. Letters and comments to this newspaper are discouraged. Letters to tha editor must be submitted to the Evil Eye by noon the day before publication. All letters should be written in crayon, no longer than 2000 words, and should include the writer's phone numlmr in case they are cute. The editorial staff reserves the right to edit the copy for libel, taste, and lack of vulgarity. Evil Eye meetings are held at 1 a.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays in the fourth level of the Parsons Union Building. New members and free-lancers are not welcome. The Evil Eye is funded by robbery and petty theft. "tOrCtfuC" the lovely stripes of Lock Haven red and urhlte. •4lso, n o w that all of our clothes will be made of sturdy acrylic a n d polyester blends, u>ashlng and Ironing will be less time consuming. Those students who have voiced opposition to this new fashion statement feel that the University Is Imposing on their freedom to wear their tacky clothes. Hou'ever, 1 feel the University Is only providing for u s a n example of tactful dressing which alt s t u d e n t s will need when they are In the "real world." X am certain many future employers wilt be grateful that this University has taken such a strong stand against poor taste. Sincerely, Kim Schmitz Concerned Student Fashion Freak and Spring Break Trip Be the first of your frtends te visit the hot new vocation spoil Spend your Spring Break on ftarst Contact the Tnterptanctari Travel Company teday. Photos WuntecC •Anyone possessing photegraphs of professors who tverc once young arc encouraged to donate them to the Society of Infant Professors. They arc an organization that believes professors were never young. Trldat), October 30, 1907, LocH Kat^en Unlt^erslttj, CiHC Et^c 7 FEATUEES LfCU FEATILJMES FEATILJMES FEATUMES professor a d v o c a t e s use Bt| Jennifer staff Jleporter Smith Or. Seymour Qabarkowitz, head of the P r i m i t i v e Hygiene Department, will be the Instructor for Creative Toothplcklng a n d Flossing to be offered n e x t semester. a a b ar k o u* I t z graduated valldlctorion tvith a bachelor's degree In tonsil cleansing from Sleeping Through I t ^tl State University. a^fter graduating, h< remained at Steeping Through It All to earn a master's In throat swabbing. Qabarkou/ltz began working as a dental hygtenlst for anlmala al the city zoo. Three years of work was more than enough for him to handle. Qabarkowitz wanted to move on to working w i t h hunton teeth o n d earned a Ph.D. In toothplcklng front Blowing Off University. •According to main objective aoborkowitz, the of the Creative StaCCone By Abb^ £vU Eye JL. ftovle hits ni|Cin Columnist Jake a deep breath and get ready for o movie market sweep I Sly Stallone Is bound to monopolize the •Icodcmy «4.ward nonvinotions this year with onother nionster bOx-office creation, I h c rtl?ltl?Brmn OOIL. a. true promise for future sequels. Stollonc, who directs, produces, stars, co-stars and funds this production, uses sheet'' egotism brushlng-up his somewhat sliding public Image since his former w i f e , Brldgette Nlelson, hit the road lost fall. Making up for the lock of plot wi^h maximum exposure of Stallone's nevcr-out-of-style body, this rather long three hour clip shows that his prlvote life Is not the o n l y thing he's been shaping up. of public ttral FEATUEES htigiene Toothplcklng a n d Flossing course Is to teach students te pick food from their teeth in public restaurants without being noticed. Qabarkowitz s a i d he Is looking forward to being the Instructor for the course. "X have spent the ntojorlty of my life learning the art of subtle toothplcklng, and I really enjoy It," s a i d Qabarkowitz. "X hope that X can Instill In my students that same feeling." Xn response to how many students will be permitted to enroll in the d o s s , Qabarkowitz s a i d that the University has not worked on that detail as of yet, but OS long os the Interested students d i d n ' t have bod breath, he didn't core how many enrolled. Qeorge Higgins, o student at LHU considering chonging his major to toothplcklng, sold, "1 w i l l definitely sign up for this doss. X know i t will hove o lot to offer me ond the other yBt another Stollonc develops the unusuot, toklng his tivo previous screen characters ond portroylng their "life after hitting It big" essentially creating o "Rocky meets Rambo" script. Xn a rather coincidental auto accident, Rombo dentolishes Rocky's Lomborghni ond, ofter quite o l a w s u i t , the two become Intimate friends. Out of jungle commission due to plonter's w o r t s , Rontbo and the retired ex-boxer ivaitlng for the right dramatic return to the ring, Rocky, colloborote, determined to recoup the money lost In the lawsuit (severol billion due to Rambo's volitole nature) . The film really tokcs off when Stallone convincingly plays tM>o meatheods trying to ntorket thelt ntllllon dollar Idea, Konogrommed condonts; their ' attempt' ' t o ' convince' society that Dr. Setfinour llarbarfcoivltz, professor hi^glKnc a t LHU, exprcescs enthusiasms cCasses i n Crsative Toothpiching and students who hove chosen to pursue thic f UCd." The course witl be offered beginning i n the cpring semester, Antf student wishing to enroll Cotv in his primitit^e of for h i s neit^ FCossing. should see their advicor as coon as possible os the number of seots open in the d o s s moy decreose ropidty. iatest fiCm flick. leaving the mark on the tossed whole out evidence could answer the Ae powerful as the original everlasting, "Who was thot lost R o c k y soundtrock, The night?" question. rtPtTPBritttt Man is held together The plot Intensifies when the by o ntarvelous track recorded rtonogrom H o n , who o w n s the entirely by yet another young right to monogrommed toilet aspiring star. Hick Jagger's paper, played by Hichoct ] . Fox, t w o - y e a r old daughter. star of l b s Secret to Tty Success. oppcors OS the only thing standing in the woy of this incredible market break-through. The oudlence is bound to empathize w i t h the 5'4" King of monogrommed t o i l e t paper who takes on o young Al Poclno look in one scene and burys his defeated head In his mountain of toilet paper before Rambo and Rocky nteet him for o final show down. Critics orgue the weokness of only one explicit scene where the oudlence is unable to determine just who is in bed with ^drienne this time. The trailed off, nonconcluding ending also raised a few eyebrows, but X betteve the ending is appropriate to the less than challenging plot o n d leaves V definite possibility for mony seqttels. Secret found l b s nononram Man wiU not be shown on Friday, Saturday, ond Sunday at 8 p.m. In the lower level of the PUB. success reolly in this has been clicking combination of stors. Stallone really works well with himself, a n d i t shows throughout the 8 Et^lC Ct|e Lock. Hauen Unlt^erslttj, frldaij, October 30, 1907 SPOMTS SEOMTS SEOMTS SEOETS SEOMTS SEOMTS SEOMTJ Timson aruL SlitnoB Cecui rouCe^tto team to victory ttf Sports lacabod Jlzzcifitz rtoron Hark Tlntson and )oe Shmoe stayed olive through the flnol round os Lock Haven gunned d o w n the Massachusetts Institute of Technology S-D In o bloody Russian Roulette match yesterday. Timson challenged MIT's Bart Egghead with a five bullet filled chamber. Egghead responded by redecorating the w a l l ivlth h i s IS3 a.Q. "I'm upset were going to have to put Bart on the Injured reserve l i s t for the rest of the season," said MXT Head Coach Butch "38-special" Snubnose. "He i s . . .er.. . w a s our best player." Shmoe wasn't as lucky however, as he won by forfeit when MIT's Percy "Book Worm" Bromwlnkler learned that he hod gotten- one wrong on his Nuclear Physics test and took his oivn life. "X think It really sucks that he pulled a stupid stunt tike that, s a i d Shmoe. "X know 1 could have beaten him fair and square a n d w i t h dignity." ^ Lock Haven Head Coach Bob "Silver - Bullet" Qunner was pleased w i t h the w i n . "X knew we were going to them away," sold Quntter. The match got ugly In the second period when Qunner accused Snubnose of using rubber bullets. Both benches cleared and LKU s Chuck Stud and MIT's Wllber •4tomsplltter were each given IS minutes In the penalty box for pistol whipping and shooting In the back. "•Although f m pleased with the win, I'm getting sick of playing wimps like MXT," said Qunner. "X think we're ready for the big time. Next year X'm adding Army and Navy to the schedule." Other w i n n e r s for the Haven were S.tud, }oe Magnum, and Rod Keeter. Officials at MXT were very upset about the loss. "We lost precisely i,S37.9288 X.q. points In the contest," said MXT Dean of Students Cat Q. Lator. "Xt seems oil colleges arc placing too much of an emphasis on sports these days." Lock Haven will take a i m at Central Bronx University tomorrow at 3 p.m. In a contest Qunner says will be the toughest of the season. "Xt should be a hard fought battle, but X think we have the firepower to hatvdte them," sold Qunner. blow PiLCoi4i» Poto Clici^tnpionsiiip stateil for Tu0siici.i| }osB Sports ]iminez Inc. S) i^nyone caught eating or defacing the ball or the sticks w i l l be severely beaten w i t h a loaf of three year old rye bread. CitUor The Intramural plllotv polo finals ore set anA tvltl take ploct Tuesday night. •Arnold Hlghtower scored three goals and Carrie Clearwater added two to lead Ron Roland's Raiders to a 6-2 victory over Down Davidson's Dowgs on Sunday . The victory gave the Raiders o perfect 4 - 0 record and put them Into the finals against Bob Stevens' Stallions (3-1) on Tuesday. Hlghtower started the scoring w i t h his first goal at tlus 2:38 mark of the first period. David Smith was given the assist. The Dowgs beat Betty Harris' Hawks 4-3 Saturday afternoon to advance to the finals. For those of you ivho ore u n f o m l l l o r w i t h pillow polo, It Is sinvUor to hockey. They are few but sltnple oddlttonot rules. Clearwater than stole the ball In the m i d f i e l d and blasted a IS foot shot past goalte Mark Miner. Jenny Jones cut the Raider lead to one OS her shot beat goalkeeper Tom Quinn high to the right. The Stolltons tied the score just before halftime as •Alfonso Meszerschmldt took a pass from Leroy Halibut ond stuck It In (hi back of the net. 1) The game Is ployed In a closed area (60 yards long and 39 yards wide) with a regulation 8'' diameter Nerf ball and 88" stlckC u>lth plastic shafts and foam padded ends. 2) The game i s ntlnute quarters timeouts and substitutions. played In 10 with no unlimited 3) Free hits w i l l only be awarded for hand bolls, delay of game, high sticks, and unnecessary roughness. 4) Use of podding Is mondltory anA wear masks. of any goalies kind must "We weren't very aggressive In the first half," said Roland. "But In the second half we just totally dominated." Hlghtower asserted himself tn the third quarter as he scored back-to-back goals for a 4-2 Raider lead. The lead was extended to S-2 when Clearwater blasted a penalty shot Into the goat with 32. seconds left In the third quarter. Halfway through the fourth period, Sally Speaksalot put the final goal on the board as she deflected Karen Cunningham's pass over the outstreched hands of Miner. "Xt was a said Quinn. total team effort," "Xf everyone ploys AdrVBttisZ OS well as they d i d today, we could blow the Stallions au>ay on Tuesday. " The gome Is scheduled to start o t 12:17.37 p.m. at the Haven Polo Qrounds near the airport. in tlie £ t ^ i f BtfB Ani^onz who has an%^thln^ th€tt tbetp thinik tnigFvt be importUrnt to ant^one who tnigFit care One Column bi^ Two incFies $20 1/4 page ad $5 DO 1/2 paqz ad $1000 TtM page ad $2000 CCossifiecCs $50 for first 25 u^orifa $5 for each additional word £»U Eye has the right to edit announcements and change prices tvhenever v»z ntmd more money TD pioce an ad i n tFte £ v i i £t|e, contact Herman at #4332 after micCnigfit Fri(iay, October 30, 1987, Lock Haven University, Eagle Eye 9 FEATUMES EEATUEES EEATUEES FEATUMES FEATUMES The Crucible staff prepares to publish this year's first issue By Helen Haglich Arts Columnist Soon to go into production on campus is the literary magazine, The Crucible. Considered an outlet for creative writing, photography, and art work, it is entirely stud^t produced. Dr. Edwin Moses, the new faculty advisor for the publication, said that he is eager to see what the students will submit, and how the final copy will tum out. Moses also stresses that all of the responsibility for the production work lies within the student editorial staff. Editor-in-chief Shag (Kurt Schwalbe), plays mostly an organizational role in putting the magazine together. Schwalbe, who has been involved in The Crucible production for five semesters, is interested in being involved in all aspects of magazine production. Other members of the editorial staff include Mark Bamer, Theresa Bums Heidi Clapper, Dave Houston, and Tonya Stoddard. When asked why he was interested in being involved in the production of The C r u c i b l e . Dave Houston, former editor-in-chief, said that he is interested in writing and reading what other students have written. He also said that he feels that the publication should exist, and creative work by the students should be recognized. The deadline for student submissions is November 2. All submissions should include address and phone number, and should be typed. They can be given to the editors or dropped off in the English office. There will be a prize of fifteen dollars for the best entries in poetry and fiction. The Crucible is an SCC funded organization. One issue of the magazine comes out every semester, and may include essays, poetry, short fiction, and art work. It will be distributed to the students at no charge. On the lighter side... Halloween brings out the devil in all of us Jy Abby A. Mylin sacraments of their religion before giving them an unleavened bread wafers. Costumes should be interesting this year as kids are getting more and more involved and aware of politics at younger ages...I'm About this time last year two of my sure Ollie North, Fawn Hall and Donna roommates and I decided that Halloween developed a rather greedy nature in children, Rice faces will comer the mask market... and decided to do our share in curbing the Real heroes and heriones... tradition. Do we really want this kind of behavior tolerated in our society? The night the little brats were allowed to Talking about costumes-well. I was bent bang our door down, we bought a big bowl of Sweet Tarts-individual Sweet over picking out a pig nose in K-Mart last jTarts. (We pulled them out of the wrappers night and some lady put her hand in my which meant 90% of the yard apes would hair and yelled to her husband, "Hey Ralph! [only throw them at each other any way). Do you think the kids should wear these fake Brillo mops on their heads this year?" When the little paws instinctively went I know my hair is an unmly mess, but to grab a normal handful of the candies, all three of us intervened yelling, "One! That's really... it...what are you greedy or something?" Just how much money is spent on this Yes, what goes around comes dumb traditional folly...the candy, the around...this can be illustrated in the costumes, the pumpkins...Good Grief! Ex-Lax Cookie Joke...a truly backfiring And that reminds me...all the T.V issue. shows like Snoopy etc... that the kids Take my word for it, 16 Ex-Lax tablets spend valuable time watching too! are too many on one cookie. Little funnies will be everywhere in a] I wouldn't recommend handing these few days... little dandies out , as we did, to college Corn thrown full force at your friends posing as trick or treaters. car....Fight back. Let's get rid of this You really should check all the treats the greedy holiday once and for all! kids bring home after running around to Stop your car and throw some com back who knows where all Halloween night... at them! I mean we have neighbors who actually You'll feel better I'm sure of it...well, on handed-out little puppy treats to the kids the lighter side...maybe we never loose that one year, and another couple, practicing little devilish spirit afterall. Buddhists, who made the kids take the holv Feature Columnist Dr. Edwin Moses is the faculty advisor to The Crucible ''Little Shop of Horrors" to be shown Halloween By John Norton Movie Columnist "Little Shop of Horrors" is a tongue in cheek remake of a 1960 cult classic of the same name. The 1960 version was a total flop, with one bright spot being its star (then unknown) Jack Nicholson. The basic premise is rather unusual. It involves a singing, talking, man-eating plant who takes over a small plant shop on Skid Row. The plant's name is Audrey II and he is owned by Seymour Krelbom (played by Rick Moranis). At first, Audrey II survives on blood from a cut on Seymour's finger, but as he grows, he needs more then blood. In a hilarious scene, he begs Seymour to feed him a human. Well, actually he sings "feed me." Audrey II's voice is provided by Levi Stubbs of the Four Tops. In the subplot, Seymour is trying to figure out a way to tell his secret love his true feelings. She is Audrey (played by Ellen Green), and she has a boyfriend who abuses her. Audrey is a typical blond bombshell with a Betty Boop voice. Seymour must find a way to get Audrey away from her boyfriend and also overcome his own fear. Eventually the two plots come together when Audrey II finally talks Seymour into getting him a human. Well, by this time Seymour has grown sick of seeing Audrey abused, so he plots to murder her boyfriend. While Moranis and Green tum in excellent performances, the tme stars of this film are actually the supporting cast. Steve Martin gives a hilarious performance as the sadist dentist/boyfriend of Audrey. Martin became a dentist because he enjoys inflicting pain on others and what better way is their then being a dentist. Bill. Murray puts in a brief cameo as a masochist who comes to Martin just for the pain. In fact, Murray loves his pain so much that he even outdoes Martin. This movie is a spoof of the times, from the clothes to the music. Every once in a while the plot is interrupted so a trio of soul singers can tell what will happen next. While the plot lacks in some aspects, overall it is a tmly enjoyable film. The bright spots are Martin's performance and the scenes involving Moranis and the plant. "The Little Shop of Horrors" is being presented by the SCC and admission is free with validated ID. It will be shown on Friday, Saturday and Sunday at 8 p.m., with a special matinee on Saturday at 2 p.m. It will be presented in the basement of the PUB. - # ^ " 10 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30,1987 SPOETS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS Firth's tveo goals lead Lady Eagles to 4-1 romp over Villanova Wildcats By Bill Alexander Sports Editor The weather was cold, damp and rainy, but that didn't stop the Lady Eagle field hockey team as they defeated the Lady Wildcats of Villanova 4-1 on Tuesday. Lady Eagle Head Coach Sharon Taylor was very pleased with the team's and senior's final home game of the season. "All of the seniors played well from the start of the game," said Taylor. "These kids have just pulled together so well this season. This game is just really indicative of how they have built as the season has gone on." The six seniors who played their last home game were Doobie Caprio, Kim Hasson, Tami Flowers, Heidi Firth, Lisa Coppock and Paula Stephens. The Wildcats suuck first as Ann Dickey scored an unassisted goal at 2:41 of the first half for Villanova's only lead of the game. Lock Haven came back and scored three goals in the first half and one in the second to eam the victory. Rowers scored the Lady Eagles first goal to tie the game at 1-1 at the 4:55 mark. Firth upped the score to 2-1 at 25:28 as she netted a pass from Hasson. The Haven took a commanding 3-1 lead as Stephens blasted in her 13th goal of the season just before the end of the first half. Firth put the game away at the 24:56 mark of the second half when she scored her second goal of the game. Hasson and Jill LaPoint assisted on the goal. Lock Haven outshot the Wildcats 37-20 and had 12 penalty comers to Villanova's six. Lady Eagle goalie Stacy Giorgio had 13 saves in the game while Villanova's Mary Monahan blocked 20 shots. With one game left in the 1987 season, Taylor is optimistic about the team's chances at the NCAA playoffs. "They (NCAA) would have to look at the fact that we have had a [H-etty dam good season. We will just have to wait and see Heidi Firth passes the ball ahead to one of her teammates during Tuesday's game against Villanova. The Haven won the game 4-1. because we were ranked 13th or 14th last week and they take the top 12 teams," said Taylor. "If some one else stubbs their toe. Govern Brothers helping each other to succeed Although both eventually want to coach game, and won't lie to his sons on their high school football, it will have to be play. against each other. Their mother is the same way. She is Rod's goal before graduating is to make not afraid to express her opinion as she did Sports Columnists all-conference. Scott's goal is to win a on Scott's play. state championship. "One week I played really crappy and my On any sports team, having a key "I want to win the conference real bad. I mother said 'I stunk,'" said Scott. motivator to keep you going can improve want to get a nice ring. Making Both Rod and Scott Govern work your play dramatically. All-Conference matters, but I'd rather win together to improve their football skills, Having a brother as a teammate and a a championship," said Scott academics, and continue to motivate each motivator can also do wonders. Both agree that their father has also other, which probably won't end when Rod Rod and Scott Govem, members of the contributed to their success. graduates. Bald Eagle football team, are one example. Their father tries to make it to every Rod is a junior linebacker, and Scott is a sophomore defensive tackle. The Governs brought a winning tradition to Lock Haven from Phillipsburg High School in Alpha, New Jersey. In Rod's first year at Lock Haven, the Bald Eagles went 3-7, more losses in one season than Rod faced in his entire high school career. Losing is still hard to take, but Rod feels that for a team "on the edge" with "big hearts." winning is not far away. Rod and Scott have played organized sports together ever since their little league days 13 years ago. Having a brother as a teammate and as a friend is without a doubt something special. Both brothers agree they have made each other better football players and better students. Living together in High Hall also has helped them. After practice they often discuss certain things that may make each % other better players. Rod and Scott have different plans for the future. Rod is an Elementary Education major while Scott wants to get into Rod and Scott Govern counseling. By Joe Jones and Rob Yoegel we might just get picked. We'll just have to wait and see. We deserve it" Straley wants athletes to coach their lives By Dan Hanson Sports Editor Women's Cross Country Coach Leroy Straley wants all his athletes to be coaches. "My goal is to see them graduate from here and coach themselves in life. I believe they can do it," said Straley. A native of Mill Hall, Straley received his Bachelor of Science degree in Elementary Education from what was then Lock Haven State Teacher's College in 1967 and eamed his Master's degree three years later from Pennsylvania State University. After serving as an elementary teacher at the Lamar Elementary School for three years, Straley became a laboratory teacher and later director of the Akeley Campus School. Straley became an associate professor in the Physical Education department and the first head coach of the women's cross country team in 1977. "I like coaching," said Straley. "I like the kids. They're young, they're energetic, and they want to go for their goals. I like to help them get there." "I also get to stay in shape and coach a great bunch of kids. What else can you ask for?" said Straley. While Straley wants to get the best out of his runners on the course, he is more concerned about their academics and the morals they attain from just participating. c o n t i n u e d o n p g . 12 Friday, October 30, 1987, Lock Haven University, Eagle Eye 11 SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTS SPOMTl Men's B-ball to challenge Marathon Oil in exhibition game By Bill Alexander Sports Editor Although the first game of the regular season is over three weeks away, men's basketball coach Kurt Kanaskie has scheduled an exhibition game against Marathon Oil for Monday night "We are playing this game to help our team prepare for our schedule by playing a team that is better than we are," said Kanaskie. "It gives us a chance to 'get the bugs out'. The fact that we can have a game that doesn't count as far as wins and losses, but we can use it to build and teach upon." The Oilers team consists of former Division 1 College/University players, some of which tried out for NBA teams. They have also won the National Ampteur Championships eight of the past nine years. They won the National AAU title in 1978 and 1979 and the National Amateur Basketball Association (NABA) crown in 1979 and 1980. The team has recently retumed to the States from competition in the Gagarian Cup in the Soviet Union. Some of the other teams that Marathon Oil will play are North Carolina State, Penn State, South Carolina and Aubum. "What is going to be tough about the Marathon Oil Game is that we have had only two and a half weeks of practice, and usually we have six weeks before our first game," said Kanaskie. "I'm sure that we are going to be rough because wc don't have all of our offenses and defenses put in yet." Tickets are $S for adults and $1 for students and are available in the Athletic Department office in Thomas Field House. Game time is 7:30 p.m. Caprio is a tough competitor By Mike Daily Sports Reporter Leading the attack for the Lady Eagles as a forward wing, senior Sharilyn "Doobie" Caprio could be one of the ultimate competitors in collegefieldhockey today. Caprio, a Fitness Management major from Hammonton, New Jersey, has been playing the sport since she was in ninth grade. For a considerable part of 1987 season Caprio led the team in scoring and produced the winning goal in three or four games. "Doobie is a very positive team player," said Head Coach Sharon Taylor. The Lady Eagles are 11-3-2 so far this season, and Caprio has a positive outlook on the conclusion of her college sports careo". "Hopefully we'll get into the playoffs because we did really well this year," said Caprio. Right now, however, Caprio is very pleased in playing for the Lady Eagles. "Everybody on our team gets along, and I really enjoy playing," said Caprio. With seven goals under her belt thus far in the season, it is apparent that Caprio plays the game hard. Injuries are commonplace for Caprio, but she doesn't allow them to hamper her performance on the field. During warm-up for Tuesday's game, Caprio was bruised under the chin with a ball, but she continued to practice. She was then hit in the eye with a ball just before the game started. "It was bleeding like crazy when they took her off the field," explained Taylor. "I was sure it was going to have to be stitched." After a trip to the hospital, Caprio was back and ready to play. The cut only required a butterfly bandage to close. Caprio was disappointed because she could only play the last ten minutes of the game said Taylor. A former member of Lock Haven's Softball team, Caprio enjoys playing tennis in her spare time. After she graduates this spring, Caprio would like to go on to graduate school and then secure a job in a psychiatric hospital. However, she doesn't plan on hanging up the battie armorrightafter college. Caprio intends to continue playingfieldhockey on a club team in New Jersey. a Doobie Caprio Sean Lucas drives for the basket in preparation for Monday's exhibition game against Marathon Oil at Thomas Field House. Eaton scores two goals in 4-2 victory over Wilkes College By Mike Leavy Sports Reporter The magic is definitely back for the Bald Eagle soccer team as they walked by Wilkes College 4-2 Tuesday. The first half was dry fcHr both teams with no scoring and, according to Coach Lenny Long, an average performance by the Haven. "We were good, but we weren't as good as we should have been against a • team like Wilkes," said Long. Long said that the team had a talk at halftime that helped them get motivated and realize the importance of the game. "I told them that this was it and that a lot rested on this game, so they had better get their ^ t together," said Long. After the speech, the team played what Long considered their best 30 minutes of soccer all season. It started out with Rob Eaton scoring two quick goals. Roy Mehl followed with a goal of his own before Wilkes struck back with a score. Chris Kelly finished off the attack with the fourth and final goal of the game for the Haven. Wilkes scored shortly after that for their last goal. Coach Long felt that the scores by Wilkes were underserved and a result of mistakes by the Haven. "It just appeared that we relaxed a little bit, and it cost us the shutout," said Long. I>efender Steve Eagleton agreed widi Long on the goals scored. "We didn't keep concentration, and we paid for it with two goals scored on us," said Eagleton. The next game for the 7-5-5 Bald Eagles is this Saturday at California University. A win or a tie against the Golden Eagles would give the Haven the Westem Confo-ence title. The win would also allow them to host East Stroudsburg University for the PSAC championships on November 8. Long is enthusiastic about the team's chances. "The last eight games we've really been getting it together with three or four wins and the rest ties, so I feel that we have a good shot at it," said L(»ig. Rob Eaton also felt the team was getting better and would be prepared for the challenge. "In the beginning of the season we were a little depressed," said Eaton. "We're putting it together and now we're looking hot." W®®!k®iiiidl SpiDinis Evenntts Fonthall.- vs. Clarion 1:30 p.m. Soccer ~ at Califomia 1 p.m. Cross Country - at PSAC Championships (ESU) '^ Field Hockey - at James Madison 4p.in. 12 Eagle Eye Lock Haven University, Friday, October 30,1987 continued from pg. 10 "I think kids can grow a lot from competing, but education is first and foremost," said Straley. It's Straley's concem for the academics and personal problems of his athletes that has eamed their respect "I think he really cares," said mnner Lorie Jamison. "He's willing to help us with more than mnning." "He enjoys coaching, and he's a good coach. He really cares about the team," said team member Jill Baumgartner. In addition to his commitments to teaching and coaching. Straley is a member of the American Alliance for Health. Physical Education and Recreation, and the Association for Supervision and Curriculum Development. He is also the faculty advisor for the bike club, husband, and father of two. "My goals are to be the best teacher I can be, the best coach I can be, and when I'm home, the best family man I can be," said Straley. LUSA MSA iimdl CIOILT JAM with special guests ^Jfj^©^* will be performing on Nov. 1,1987 at Lock Haven University in the Thomas Field House. 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